This week, on what can only be called the 225th episode of the BLC Podcast, the boys are here, and they're not going skiiing, even though Allan really wants to grab multiple poles. That's right, we're recapping the Super bowl halftime show, since we didn't get to it last week. Which one you ask? You'll have to tune in to find out. We are also joined by a very special guest, who's name rhymes with Rid Kock, that's right, fresh from the mean country streets of Detroit, it's Kid Rock! After the break, we dive into Black History Month, and we're learning about the Great Quaker Ass Rule! Finally, it's the 2026 Debut of Fredline News! Fred's covering the worlds biggest potty break, Are you dead? the coolest app that's taking over China, and when does a chicken place smell too much like chicken? Ask Raising Canes. Then, we're joined by our old friend DRP, and he explains the new government AI and RFK jr. Would you eat an iguana taco? We find out tonight. All that and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast!
This week, on what can only be called the 225th episode of the BLC Podcast, the boys are here, and they're not going skiiing, even though Allan really wants to grab multiple poles. That's right, we're recapping the Super bowl halftime show, since we didn't get to it last week. Which one you ask? You'll have to tune in to find out. We are also joined by a very special guest, who's name rhymes with Rid Kock, that's right, fresh from the mean country streets of Detroit, it's Kid Rock!
After the break, we dive into Black History Month, and we're learning about the Great Quaker Ass Rule! Finally, it's the 2026 Debut of Fredline News! Fred's covering the worlds biggest potty break, Are you dead? the coolest app that's taking over China, and when does a chicken place smell too much like chicken? Ask Raising Canes. Then, we're joined by our old friend DRP, and he explains the new government AI and RFK jr. Would you eat an iguana taco? We find out tonight. All that and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast!
Check out our friends at the Uh, Boludo Podcast! They're awesome!
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late!
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Swap the mail in the stories in the morning!
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I'm gonna get busted!
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With your most harder.
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Welcome, welcome!
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Want it all to the bug-eyed, 225th edition.
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Oh my God!
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There's your YouTube gag of the week right off the get.
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Yeah! The visual gag of the week.
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Oh shit, I fucked this week.
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Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen, the world's first artisan podcast.
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Maybe I like to think of as Fred as a partisan podcast.
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Is that like sticky bread or something?
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You know, like artisan is like, oh, I'm the classiest version of this.
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Like, or like, oh, I made it because I put blueberry nuggets in it.
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And like, it's got kale fardicence.
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Fardic fardicence.
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That's a kale.
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Now listen to my pooh.
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15 pounds of artisan baked beans.
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Or there's some more beans.
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That's a great place.
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So welcome to the show.
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You could just hear, we're proudly broadcasting live from the place where you see studios.
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Scatter all across the upside of South Carolina.
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You can catch new episodes every single Monday or anytime on all the things.
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And of course, at our website.
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No sinlunus.
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No sinlunus.
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We're friends.
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Hey dumb.
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Gost attention.
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I don't know.
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Ray job, a very strong Spanish episode of the Black Lincoln
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Collective Podcast.
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that this is fueled by my man, Alan O.T.
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Yes!
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I won't understand it because it's gonna be Spanish,
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You will understand.
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Well, let's start off the show real quick.
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Give a shout out to our buddy, speaking because of just like Fred said,
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we have a very Spanish centric beginning of the show tonight.
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So we're gonna give a shout out right away to our buddies at the--
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Podcast.
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That we say right?
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Uh, Balludo Podcast.
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Alan, is that right?
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You say it?
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The only one of us that can't be--
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I can't remember it.
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That's me.
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Oh, Balludo.
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A B-O-L-U-L.
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Oh, Balludo.
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Yeah, he's a fucking idiot, basically.
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Boy, no, me goes.
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Okay, so I have my choice of two Super Bowl merch shows, right?
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Okay, back in the day, there were like eight different Super Bowl halftime.
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Thank you.
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There was one for--
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A puppy bowl.
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Puppy bowl.
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Nobody gave a shit.
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it would be cool if I could speak Spanish.
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I don't know.
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I didn't say that.
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You know, I don't know.
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He's trying to learn Spanish.
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Alan and Adam have a Spanish as an accent.
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I speak Spanish.
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I speak Spanish.
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I speak Spanish.
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I'm telling you.
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How you guys?
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You know how to say Melissa in Spanish?
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Me, Lisa.
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A rum, okay, the rum came from sugar cane.
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So learning something new.
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That's okay.
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Teaching new branches.
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We're selling like little snacks and drinks and he got to bring from the lady.
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It's probably dominoes.
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Like dominoes is very--
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It starts off with the sugar cane.
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There's a lot of small towns in the U.K.
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And then there's some people who are--
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And then there's some people who are--
256
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And then there's some people who are--
257
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And then there's some people who are--
258
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And then there's some people who are--
259
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And then there's some people who are--
260
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And then there's some people who are--
261
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And then there's some people who are--
262
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And then there's some people who are--
263
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And then there's some people who are--
264
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And then there's some people who are--
265
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That's basically what he was saying.
266
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So he was like, we have all this stuff, and he was showing you what we have.
267
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And we can't share it.
268
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Because we get tax--
269
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Is that like a tariff maybe or something?
270
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Yes, it is.
271
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It is the tariff.
272
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And we're the only carer of me in country.
273
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Right.
274
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That has it.
275
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Yeah.
276
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I mean, Republican doesn't--
277
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You know, well, he took--
278
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Yeah, he took--
279
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Yeah, he took--
280
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All to make sure Puerto Rico to become the 51st state.
281
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Yes.
282
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Is that what it is?
283
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Yeah.
284
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Yeah.
285
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I mean, I don't know.
286
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Puerto Rico is a territory.
287
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Like--
288
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It's not a state.
289
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It's a territory.
290
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It's a territory.
291
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Yeah, it's a territory.
292
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Puerto Rico.
293
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Okay.
294
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Hold on.
295
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Before we go any farther, we're talking about rum.
296
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So Alan, can you give the listeners what are the best--
297
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If they're looking for Puerto Rican rum, which is arguably--
298
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I mean, we've tried all the rums in pretty much over the years.
299
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Yeah.
300
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Yeah, I do prefer Puerto Rican rums.
301
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So much so that last time I got rum, I got one that was on sale and it wasn't, and it was
302
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gramps.
303
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Mmm.
304
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So, and I'm not a big drinker, but I will drink a rum and coke with--
305
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What are the brands?
306
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Puerto Rican rums and--
307
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You got--
308
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,960
Well, everybody knows about Bacardi.
309
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Is that Puerto Rican rum?
310
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:06,960
Okay.
311
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:07,960
Puerto Rican and Dan--
312
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,960
Okay.
313
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They say Captain Morgan is Puerto Rican, but--
314
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There was another one though, back with--
315
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But you have Donkue.
316
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:15,960
Who is what I used to drink?
317
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Donkue?
318
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,960
Yeah.
319
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:18,960
Donkue.
320
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That's what I used to drink.
321
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That's what I would drink because it sounds cool.
322
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Donkue.
323
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:23,960
Well, it's--
324
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And Donkue is actually--
325
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You know, Bacardi is more--
326
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I'm not hurting these people.
327
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That's Donkue.
328
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Yes.
329
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:29,960
Oh, Donkue.
330
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:30,960
I don't think you're right.
331
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:31,960
I want to say Donkue.
332
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And it's--
333
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And Bacardi is more the most distributed one.
334
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Right.
335
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,960
Yeah.
336
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,960
Everybody knows about Bacardi, but Donkue is more the local--
337
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The Puerto Rican.
338
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:44,960
And they actually make that--
339
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Like, they have a Bacardi plant, like, when I live home in Puerto Rico.
340
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Yeah.
341
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:50,960
We had a--
342
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A Bacardi plant was next to our house.
343
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:52,960
You could smell it.
344
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:53,960
Really?
345
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,960
Well, you could smell the Bacardi plant.
346
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Yeah.
347
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You know, at the house.
348
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And then we had a--
349
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We got--
350
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We had a sewer station too, so you'd smell that with the--
351
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[LAUGHTER]
352
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But like, rum and shit, go rum and shit.
353
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,960
Yeah.
354
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:09,960
It's got to be a good name, it.
355
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:10,960
I mean, what my life was going to be like.
356
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,960
But donkue was a better rum.
357
00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:13,960
It was--
358
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:14,960
Right.
359
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,960
The cure was better.
360
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,960
It was a better rum.
361
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,960
OK.
362
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,960
OK, so I get Donkue, maybe we can get a response to the show.
363
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:23,960
Right.
364
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,960
Oh, yeah.
365
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:25,960
That would be nice.
366
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:26,960
Let's send him this and see if they'll--
367
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I'll try to smash the show a bit.
368
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:32,960
But, uh, Bacardi's for a little bit then, so like, he's coming through with defenders.
369
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,960
And then, like, there's one lady who--
370
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,960
OK, I got this one.
371
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,960
Elven Marine or Delayce Marine.
372
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Oh, the ring, I don't know about the ring.
373
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:43,960
Oh, go ahead.
374
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What you were--
375
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,960
What you were going to say.
376
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,960
The drink, when you took--
377
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,960
Yes, it was the drink.
378
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Yeah, yeah.
379
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,960
That-- they said that's the lady who owns the last remaining social club in--
380
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Puerto Rican Social Club in New York.
381
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:55,960
Yeah.
382
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,960
It was given me coquito.
383
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,960
Which coquito is--
384
00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,960
Oh, coquito.
385
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:00,960
I'm like coquain.
386
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:01,960
Yeah.
387
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,960
And coconut with--
388
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,960
It's a very strong alcohol, man.
389
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It's like the sake of--
390
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,960
Yeah.
391
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:09,960
OK, but it's sweet.
392
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:10,960
It's sweet.
393
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,960
It's sweet.
394
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:12,960
Yeah.
395
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,960
And it's like really, really strong.
396
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:16,960
Coquito, hold on.
397
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:17,960
Let me write this down.
398
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,960
OK, it's a rich creamy coconut based rum cocktail from Puerto Rico.
399
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Traditionally served during the Christmas season.
400
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,960
Nocha, what, huh?
401
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,960
And often referred to as Puerto Rican Agnog.
402
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:32,960
It's made by blending coconut milk, cream of coconut, sweetened condensed milk, evaporated milk,
403
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spices like cinnamon and nutmeg.
404
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,960
And Puerto Rican rum.
405
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,960
And our chilled--
406
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,960
And don't cool.
407
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Served chilled, usually in small glasses.
408
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:43,960
There you go.
409
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:44,960
All right.
410
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:45,960
Yeah.
411
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,960
So I-- see, and that's what I'm saying.
412
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,960
And like I said, the ring--
413
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:50,960
I'm really good.
414
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:51,960
He said something about the ring.
415
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,960
And then he was looking at it like--
416
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,960
it looked like he was saying, why would she give me this?
417
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:58,960
And he opens the box.
418
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,960
And he's like, oh, shit, this is a wedding ring.
419
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:01,960
This ain't for me.
420
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:08,960
And then he gives it to another guy that's on the street who gets down on one knee and proposes to his friend.
421
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:09,960
Which was totally real.
422
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,960
Yeah, which is real.
423
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:11,960
She was getting married.
424
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:12,960
She was getting--
425
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:13,960
So they were getting married.
426
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,960
But that was--
427
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:15,960
That was--
428
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:16,960
That was nothing to do for--
429
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,960
That had nothing to do with--
430
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,960
But that wasn't the couple that actually got married.
431
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,960
Right.
432
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:23,960
I don't know.
433
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:24,960
I don't think it was.
434
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:25,960
Yeah, no.
435
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:26,960
That was a different couple.
436
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,960
So maybe that's how they got engaged.
437
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,960
You know?
438
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,960
But, yeah.
439
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,960
Nice lyrics.
440
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:37,960
He was talking about the lyrics he was talking about when he did the ring.
441
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,960
Yeah.
442
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:39,960
He was basically-- he was saying--
443
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:43,960
I wish, man, everybody understood because he was saying he was talking about his aunt.
444
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,960
And he was like, anyway, I finally made it.
445
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,960
I made it big, you know?
446
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,960
To those in America, his aunt.
447
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,960
Oh, his aunt.
448
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,960
His mom or dad's sister?
449
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:57,960
Yeah.
450
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,960
Yeah.
451
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:05,960
He was talking about his aunt or aunt and then like while he was looking at the ring.
452
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,960
No, no.
453
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,960
Well, he was talking about that when all that shit was happening.
454
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:11,960
Right.
455
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:12,960
Okay, okay, okay.
456
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:13,960
Yeah.
457
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,960
And then he went into the A part and then it was like, hey.
458
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:18,960
Okay.
459
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,960
That's forward.
460
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:21,960
And there was a lot of shit.
461
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:22,960
That is what we're saying.
462
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,960
Right.
463
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,960
There was so many references.
464
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,960
There were a lot of them.
465
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960
It was very--
466
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,960
Yeah, it was very Puerto Rico.
467
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,960
It was very--
468
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,960
I have never been to Puerto Rico before.
469
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,960
I watched it with a Puerto Rican person.
470
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,960
I watched it with one and a half Puerto Ricans friend.
471
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:45,960
And the one who had been to Puerto Rico was like, that's pretty much what it's like in Puerto Rico.
472
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,960
Yeah, yeah.
473
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,960
You know, like chilling out, hanging out, I realize what Martin would be there.
474
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,960
Yes.
475
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,960
So that was cool.
476
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,960
That was a big surprise, man.
477
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,960
I mean, the only thing they didn't put in there was the car jackings, but besides that.
478
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:58,960
Right.
479
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,960
And the terrible driving for what I did.
480
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,960
Yeah.
481
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,960
From O'Allen, from O'Allen.
482
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:12,960
Yes, Ricky Martin, Cardi B was on stage, Pedro Pascal was on stage.
483
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:18,960
It was just--it just looks like such a big party.
484
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,960
It just looked fun, you know what I'm saying, like--
485
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:22,960
Yeah, I didn't.
486
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:27,960
It looked like a fun time, you know, the wedding, the kid followed the sleep on a chair.
487
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,960
Yeah, I'm saying that's your first school.
488
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,960
That's universal.
489
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,960
You're at a party with your kids.
490
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,960
Kids there, you stay in late and the kid follows the sleep on the couch.
491
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:37,960
That's the same chair.
492
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,960
That was--that's universal, man.
493
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:41,960
Yeah.
494
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,960
I mean, it was good, man.
495
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,960
I really enjoyed it.
496
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,960
I think next year.
497
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:58,960
They should top themselves by like having jammal roguen.
498
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:03,960
Had the flag got--had the Puerto Rican.
499
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:04,960
Uh-oh.
500
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,960
Uh-oh.
501
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:06,960
What was it?
502
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,960
Oh, you--oh, you pissed them all, man.
503
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,960
You pissed them all, man.
504
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:11,960
I said them all, man.
505
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,960
You pissed them all, man.
506
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:14,960
I said them all, man.
507
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,960
You pissed them all, man.
508
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,960
I'm the cow boy.
509
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,960
Oh, look at it.
510
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,960
Oh, my goodness.
511
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,960
I was the cow boy.
512
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,960
Get on stage, man.
513
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:26,960
That's the--that's the--
514
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,960
You got to--
515
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,960
Is this, uh--
516
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,960
Based on this liberal electronics ain't working.
517
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,960
Well, what you--
518
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,960
Oh!
519
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,960
That was just me, but what's up?
520
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,960
Uh, you got to go to your city and put Avatar on.
521
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,960
There you go.
522
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,960
So...
523
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,960
I assume--
524
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:51,960
Hold on, I'm doing it.
525
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,960
This is Kid Rock.
526
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:54,960
It's me, man.
527
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,960
It's Kid Rock.
528
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:56,960
Oh!
529
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,960
It's me, man.
530
00:17:58,960 --> 00:17:59,960
It's me, man.
531
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,960
Rock!
532
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,960
Yeah!
533
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,960
What's up, man?
534
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,960
What's happening, man?
535
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:07,960
What's happening?
536
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:08,960
What's happening, man?
537
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:09,960
I don't know, man.
538
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:10,960
What's up with y'all, man?
539
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,960
I just came on and talked about--
540
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,960
Already being all them and, you know, whatever, man.
541
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,960
So I'm back.
542
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,960
It's me, Kid Rock, man.
543
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,960
Kid Rock, man.
544
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,960
I see.
545
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,960
I got a question, Mr. Rock.
546
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:28,960
Uh, so I know you did the turn-in-point USA All-American Half-Thound Special.
547
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,960
Y'all ball with the ball.
548
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,960
It was--
549
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,960
Did you bang with the boogie?
550
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,960
And points at times.
551
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,960
It was the worst.
552
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,960
Imagine it.
553
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:45,960
So I understand that the--
554
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,960
Turn-in-point USA Half-Thound All-American Half-Thound Special was--
555
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,960
Yeah.
556
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:51,960
--pre-recorded.
557
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:52,960
It was recorded live.
558
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,960
Yes, it was recorded live.
559
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,960
So that's still live, but recorded.
560
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,960
Did you tell me how to live?
561
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,960
Did you watch the Super Bowl, Mr. Rock?
562
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,960
Did I watch them men in tight pants?
563
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,960
Run around touching buds with each other?
564
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,960
Hell yeah!
565
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,960
[LAUGHTER]
566
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,960
And nothing came about buts, man.
567
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:17,960
Kid Rock.
568
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,960
And that was tight pants?
569
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,960
No, I was born free.
570
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,960
Now I'm an American badass.
571
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,960
[LAUGHTER]
572
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:28,960
Remember?
573
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:29,960
Remember that song, man?
574
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,960
I do.
575
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,960
I do remember.
576
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,960
So what'd you think of it, though?
577
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,960
What'd you think of my performance?
578
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,960
I saw it.
579
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,960
Have you ever seen a man in his late '50s to '60s,
580
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,960
who is white and obviously out of shape?
581
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,960
Yeah.
582
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:47,960
Dance so rapidly.
583
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,960
You came out hot.
584
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,960
You came out hot.
585
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,960
You came out like a little man.
586
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,960
Like so hot.
587
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,960
You pulled the microphone away from your mouth,
588
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,960
but you was still singing.
589
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,960
That's right.
590
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:02,960
'Cause I'm an American badass.
591
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,960
He was so hot, man.
592
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,960
He was faster than his voice.
593
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:06,960
Yeah.
594
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,960
My voice is--
595
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960
My voice--
596
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,960
--fans to speak like that.
597
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,960
--and bring such freedom out.
598
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,960
That I can do it from anywhere.
599
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,960
[LAUGHTER]
600
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,960
He was like a ventriloquist, like throwing your voice.
601
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:18,960
That was--
602
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,960
He just throwing it.
603
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:20,960
He was throwing it in.
604
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,960
Throw it in to the microphone.
605
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:22,960
I throw my voice.
606
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,960
Throw my microphone.
607
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,960
I did.
608
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,960
You never--
609
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,960
You never met him on the fucker quiet like me.
610
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:28,960
[LAUGHTER]
611
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,960
Also one of my songs.
612
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,960
Thank you very much.
613
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,960
Please look it up and listen to it.
614
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,960
All my new--
615
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,960
--right winged crazy has streaming service.
616
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,960
[LAUGHTER]
617
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,960
It's called "Cockticle."
618
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,960
[LAUGHTER]
619
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,960
It's "Cockticle."
620
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:46,960
"Cockticle."
621
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,960
It's only--
622
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:48,960
I got it.
623
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:49,960
--no of that gay shit.
624
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,960
They got it, yeah.
625
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,960
It's just me and that one guy who's saying about kissing a fish
626
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,960
or something.
627
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,960
I don't know who that guy was, man.
628
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:57,960
He came home before me.
629
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,960
He's saying live--
630
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,960
--until--
631
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,960
--I was like, "Yep."
632
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,960
Why would he do that?
633
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,960
You know, that's dumb.
634
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,960
But the--
635
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,960
Guys, I gotta be honest with you.
636
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,960
Yeah, go ahead.
637
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,960
I watched a bad bunny thing, man.
638
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:13,960
And it was cool.
639
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,960
Like I was into it for a minute until I remembered
640
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,960
that I'm key--
641
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,960
[LAUGHTER]
642
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,960
--rock!
643
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,960
--and then I said,
644
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,960
"What would Joe see do?"
645
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,960
"Eww."
646
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,960
All right, Pete Joe see.
647
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:31,960
I'll be Joe see.
648
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:32,960
See you.
649
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,960
[LAUGHTER]
650
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,960
Do you remember the name?
651
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,960
I used to have a gang.
652
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,960
Hey, you can't forget the little people.
653
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,960
You can't forget them.
654
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,960
[LAUGHTER]
655
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,960
So--
656
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:46,960
You got them all liquored.
657
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:47,960
Yeah, great.
658
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,960
So it occurred to me while I was watching it.
659
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,960
Yep.
660
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,960
That maybe the problem is,
661
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:59,960
Hey, a legal alien guy over there.
662
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:04,960
You got any sad American music?
663
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,960
I do got some sad American.
664
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,960
All right, can you bump it?
665
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,960
If you have a slow down version of "Ball With The Ball,"
666
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,960
that would be great.
667
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,960
I don't.
668
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,960
That's--
669
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:15,960
That's understandable.
670
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,960
[MUSIC PLAYING]
671
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,960
So, friend, I mean, whoever you are,
672
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,960
Black guy, who I like,
673
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,960
a little bit more than Latin guy.
674
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,960
[LAUGHTER]
675
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,960
I gotta tell you something.
676
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,960
Where's my background music?
677
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,960
Yeah, this is--
678
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,960
It's perfect.
679
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,960
It's hard.
680
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:40,960
That's what she said.
681
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,960
That's what I meant in America.
682
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,960
Oh, that was too loud.
683
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:45,960
I'll see you--
684
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960
Pick up your mind.
685
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,960
He--
686
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,960
Take it over.
687
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,960
They're taking over.
688
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,960
[LAUGHTER]
689
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,960
Try the blow out of your ear, Drew.
690
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,960
Good bunny.
691
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,960
I don't know what that means.
692
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,960
I see it.
693
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,960
But-- and he assimilated the name.
694
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,960
That's an American name, Alan.
695
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,960
Anyway, back to the music.
696
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,960
Hey, hey, let's bring it down.
697
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,960
Yeah.
698
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:11,960
Okay.
699
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,960
First kiss, man.
700
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,960
I'm not cocky, but I am cocky.
701
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:24,960
It's hard as a white man in America today to know who I'm supposed to hate.
702
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,960
On the daily basis, man.
703
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,960
[LAUGHTER]
704
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,960
Because it saves all the time.
705
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,960
And I don't know.
706
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,960
I don't know who to hate anymore, man.
707
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:37,960
It's hard.
708
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,960
It's hard.
709
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,960
It's hard to empathize with me.
710
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,960
It's tired, and--
711
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:41,960
Yeah, so much.
712
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,960
It's one that I can't even make some food.
713
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,960
One day, I can't--
714
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,960
You can't drink your favorite beer, but--
715
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,960
I can't even go to Target.
716
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,960
And I'm--
717
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,960
And I'm--
718
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,960
And I'm--
719
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,960
And I'm in Detroit.
720
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,960
Roxette, who's where I'm from.
721
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,960
[COUGH]
722
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,960
Did you know I built a replica, a full-sized replica of the White House on my property?
723
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,960
Yes, I did know that.
724
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,960
That is true.
725
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,960
[COUGH]
726
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,960
Oh, my God.
727
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:10,960
That's true. You know why?
728
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,960
Because I believe in We the People, which is another one of my sons.
729
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:15,960
[COUGH]
730
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,960
So there you go.
731
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,960
Only God knows why, Fred.
732
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,960
Only God knows why.
733
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,960
[LAUGHTER]
734
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,960
Are you going on tours in summer?
735
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:29,960
You know, I was thinking about coming down to your neck in the woods.
736
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,960
Well, we got--
737
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:31,960
[COUGH]
738
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:32,960
You got--
739
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:33,960
You got--
740
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,960
You know, I still might come, though.
741
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,960
Well, you see there's chilies near there.
742
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,960
[COUGH]
743
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,960
Is there--
744
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,960
No, no, I don't think we got a--
745
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,960
We got a chilies down here?
746
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,960
Yeah, chilies.
747
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,960
We'll never chance with chilies, man.
748
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,960
You're going on tour--
749
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:49,960
You got two or three--
750
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,960
I'm all summer long.
751
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,960
I'm--
752
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:53,960
Jill, do you--
753
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,960
Do you--
754
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,960
Do you know that--
755
00:24:55,960 --> 00:25:00,960
Do you know that when Freddie went to Tennessee, he went to your bar?
756
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,960
Who's Freddie?
757
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,960
Mm-hmm.
758
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,960
Good bunny.
759
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,960
I'm sorry, good bunny.
760
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,960
Oh, I hope they--
761
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,960
I did.
762
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,960
I did and fuck you for your $9 beers.
763
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:10,960
They are right.
764
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:11,960
I'd go much more.
765
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,960
You know, we had a slide and failed, didn't it?
766
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:15,960
[COUGH]
767
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,960
I'm good drinking, then.
768
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,960
I'd be good drinking for $3, ain't I?
769
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,960
I couldn't drink it, then.
770
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:22,960
No, you shouldn't.
771
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:23,960
I don't want you to.
772
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:24,960
I had another man pay for my--
773
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:25,960
You're the skit.
774
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:26,960
I don't just get--
775
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,960
I'm just--
776
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,960
[LAUGHTER]
777
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,960
I love my beer, see?
778
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:32,960
Yeah, you are.
779
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,960
[LAUGHTER]
780
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,960
So, well, I hope you enjoyed it.
781
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:37,960
They got--
782
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,960
Well, welcome back.
783
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,960
Me and my wife, Goodsroom.
784
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,960
Good.
785
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:48,960
I hope it was a redneck paradise that I designed it to be also named after one of my numerous
786
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:49,960
songs.
787
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:50,960
[LAUGHTER]
788
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,960
Because I'm a cowboy.
789
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,960
Oh, boy.
790
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:58,960
I think we're going to need to put this picture away.
791
00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,960
[LAUGHTER]
792
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,960
[LAUGHTER]
793
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,960
I was made to one day, right?
794
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,960
I forgot about that song that I was in.
795
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:07,960
[LAUGHTER]
796
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:08,960
I forgot about it.
797
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,960
Me and Cheryl Crowe.
798
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,960
When that Cheryl Crowe--
799
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,960
Yeah.
800
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:12,960
Oh, picture.
801
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:13,960
Yeah, I put your picture away.
802
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:14,960
Yeah.
803
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,960
I was on my album, "Cocky."
804
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:17,960
"Cocky."
805
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,960
"Cocky."
806
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,960
[LAUGHTER]
807
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,960
It was the 12-inch vinyl?
808
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,960
Yeah, make sure you don't see my wheels.
809
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:24,960
I wills.
810
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,960
12-inch.
811
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:26,960
No, man, 12 is just--
812
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,960
Nope.
813
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:28,960
You got that.
814
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,960
Get rock, man.
815
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:31,960
Get rock.
816
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:37,960
So, did you all watch mine or did you all watch that?
817
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,960
I did watch yours.
818
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:39,960
I did watch yours.
819
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,960
There was a--
820
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,960
Very--
821
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,960
As a comparison, right?
822
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:44,960
I can't.
823
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:45,960
I can't.
824
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,960
Okay, well, not comparing now.
825
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,960
No, no.
826
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,960
Yeah, no, you got to--
827
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,960
Compared to--
828
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:55,960
If you're going to compare it, compare it to half time at a local high school football.
829
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,960
[LAUGHTER]
830
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,960
Whereas, real rainy.
831
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,960
[LAUGHTER]
832
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:00,960
Yeah.
833
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,960
And nobody's on the team.
834
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,960
And nobody's really there.
835
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,960
[LAUGHTER]
836
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,960
They don't want to be there.
837
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,960
They have to be there.
838
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,960
Two defeated teams.
839
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,960
Right.
840
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,960
Two teams are only defeated.
841
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:11,960
[LAUGHTER]
842
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,960
One of them doesn't have to be there.
843
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,960
One of them doesn't even really can't even feel that they have team.
844
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,960
The parents won't even come and see you.
845
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Yeah, there's all everybody sitting in their cars with their lights on in the parking lot.
846
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,960
Call me when you're doing a conch hill.
847
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,960
They hear ball with the doll, but doll, but they ain't niggie-diggie.
848
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,960
Ball with the ball, the bang, the bang, the--
849
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:31,960
And then they go, "Oh, shit."
850
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,960
"I think you got interesting, didn't it?"
851
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,960
And they're wrong.
852
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,960
How do you feel about stillin' that from the Sugar Hill game?
853
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,960
Well, you know, Freddie.
854
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,960
How about you?
855
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,960
How about you?
856
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,960
You are.
857
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,960
There's some people from Detroit.
858
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:47,960
There's some York.
859
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:48,960
Well, he stole that.
860
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,960
He was cool.
861
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,960
Right.
862
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,960
They were okay with it because back then I was a real--
863
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:53,960
Yeah, I was a real--
864
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:54,960
I was a real bad ass.
865
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:55,960
Back then.
866
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,960
That your beer--
867
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,960
Which I--
868
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,960
Which I--
869
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:07,960
Now I'm another name for ST Malin.
870
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,960
[LAUGHTER]
871
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,960
He wasn't even invited to that.
872
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,960
[LAUGHTER]
873
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,960
Get it, Freddie?
874
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,960
I do.
875
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,960
All right.
876
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,960
I'm here for the bunny.
877
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,960
I got it.
878
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,960
All right, fellas, well, you got any other questions about football?
879
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,960
Hey, did you watch "Who's Your Pick" from the game?
880
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:27,960
I did.
881
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,960
I picked-- I picked the winner.
882
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,960
I picked Seattle.
883
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,960
All right.
884
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,960
I know I said I wanted--
885
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,960
I was gonna go with New England, but I--
886
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,960
I was rooting for both teams because--
887
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,960
I listened to my head, not my heart.
888
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,960
But then I picked Seattle.
889
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,960
You listened to me.
890
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:44,960
I love money.
891
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:45,960
I did, Mr. U.S.
892
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,960
[LAUGHTER]
893
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:47,960
I did.
894
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:48,960
All right.
895
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,960
I'm gonna--
896
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,960
Now I'm gonna go.
897
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,960
All right, Mr. Rock.
898
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,960
You got a 40 or a 40 or seven.
899
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,960
[LAUGHTER]
900
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:57,960
Crack open hair.
901
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,960
Got the shoes and mud like that.
902
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,960
Think about my freedoms and my replica--
903
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,960
my full size replica White House that I have.
904
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,960
[LAUGHTER]
905
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:06,960
That hasn't got--
906
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,960
I don't have these.
907
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,960
You know, it has a gold plated toilet, right?
908
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,960
It's-- it calls me a lot of money when that--
909
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,960
when Trump got in, man, 'cause I'd update everything.
910
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,960
He's like, "Woo, not now."
911
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,960
I did not know.
912
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,960
One of the wings of it and just leave it.
913
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,960
Oh, yeah.
914
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,960
President Kid Rock now.
915
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,960
I was like, "I'm not gonna rock it wrong, man."
916
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,960
Every time I see Kid Rock, I think of--
917
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,960
I'm like, "Joder, X-O, X-O."
918
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,960
[LAUGHTER]
919
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,960
That's right.
920
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,960
One of my many--
921
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:35,960
That's right, man.
922
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,960
That's in February.
923
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,960
He was good in Joe Durgah.
924
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:39,960
I'm good in everything.
925
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,960
[LAUGHTER]
926
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,960
I'm good at everything, but me as well.
927
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,960
He wants-- he wants a Fritz Crash.
928
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:46,960
[LAUGHTER]
929
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,960
He wants a Fritz Crash.
930
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,960
And a Wambulance.
931
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,960
[LAUGHTER]
932
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,960
I want a Wambulance for your show,
933
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,960
'cause I'm gonna get y'all canceled.
934
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,960
[LAUGHTER]
935
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,960
Thank you.
936
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,960
I appreciate it.
937
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,960
I'm gonna try to quit this show for the last three years.
938
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,960
[LAUGHTER]
939
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,960
I'll make it happen.
940
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:03,960
[LAUGHTER]
941
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,960
I'll make it happen for sure.
942
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:06,960
[LAUGHTER]
943
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,960
All right, well, you know what?
944
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,960
Josie would have hated you boys.
945
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:11,960
I'm outta here.
946
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,960
Kid Rock, Adios, amigos.
947
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:14,960
[LAUGHTER]
948
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,960
That's American now.
949
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:16,960
I said it.
950
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:17,960
American.
951
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:18,960
American voices.
952
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:19,960
Hey, what happened, guys?
953
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,960
[LAUGHTER]
954
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,960
What happened, man?
955
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,960
You missed it, man.
956
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,960
You should have had to take that shit.
957
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,960
I didn't like whatever, just-- I felt weird.
958
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,960
You just got Kid Rocked.
959
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,960
Oh, no.
960
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,960
That's not what I like to hear.
961
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,960
It was not what I planned to happen to like.
962
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:35,960
Kid Rock just picked our show.
963
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,960
Well, he is here a lot longer than we planned.
964
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,960
We, I agree with that.
965
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,960
I hope that--
966
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:42,960
A little bit.
967
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,960
Yeah.
968
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,960
Well, I guess we should take a quick break
969
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,960
so we can recombobulate ourselves.
970
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,960
And we'll be right back with more-- oh, yeah, don't forget.
971
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,960
Hey, Fred and Alan.
972
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:53,960
Yeah.
973
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,960
I've heard I tell you the beginning of the show,
974
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,960
because it's the 225th episode, right?
975
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,960
Did I say that at the beginning of the show?
976
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:00,960
And then you just--
977
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,960
So 225th-- it's OK, you did say your fault.
978
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,960
I interrupted myself, because I forgot about it.
979
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,960
So--
980
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,960
Oh, but that, no.
981
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,960
Oh, but that, no.
982
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,960
I'm not--
983
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:12,960
Next thing you're going to do.
984
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,960
225 BLC facts are coming up right after the break.
985
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:16,960
Right after the break.
986
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:17,960
Right after the break.
987
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,960
225 BLC facts.
988
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:20,960
Rapid fire.
989
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:21,960
Right.
990
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,960
You're going to love every one of them.
991
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,960
You're going to research in these weeks.
992
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,960
There you go.
993
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:27,960
All right.
994
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:28,960
We'll take a quick one.
995
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,960
Body break.
996
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,960
Detroit, Roxette.
997
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,960
All right.
998
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,960
All right.
999
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,960
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1000
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:38,960
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1001
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1002
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:42,960
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1003
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:43,960
Oh, I saw you talking about--
1004
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:44,960
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1005
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:45,960
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1006
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,960
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1007
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,960
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1008
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,960
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1009
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,960
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1010
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,960
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1011
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,960
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1012
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:54,960
Number one.
1013
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,960
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1014
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:58,960
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1015
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,960
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1016
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,960
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1017
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,960
Not for him.
1018
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,960
For him.
1019
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,960
[LAUGHS]
1020
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,960
Aren't you proud of me?
1021
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,960
Me Gustaf Black Link.
1022
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,960
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1023
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,960
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1024
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,960
You're going to be dead real soon.
1025
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,960
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1026
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,960
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1027
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:51,960
You all right?
1028
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:57,960
Welcome back to the ginormous 245th edition of the Black Link and Collective Podcast.
1029
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:58,960
We're in--
1030
00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,960
We're in--
1031
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:00,960
And we're--
1032
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,960
It's, you know, Fred, it's Black History Month.
1033
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:03,960
It is.
1034
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,960
And I realized last week--
1035
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:06,960
It's Black History Month.
1036
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,960
And every year, we're not still getting there.
1037
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,960
We still got some time.
1038
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:11,960
Enjoy it.
1039
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:12,960
Yep.
1040
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,960
You know, while we can.
1041
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:14,960
We can try.
1042
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:20,960
So Fred, I realized that every year we make you do the Black History Month.
1043
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:25,960
And then I was like, wait, that's not maybe--
1044
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:31,960
Maybe we should do the Black History Month segments so that you get to enjoy Black History Months.
1045
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:32,960
Yes, yes.
1046
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:33,960
Yeah.
1047
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,960
You're not going to bring me a break.
1048
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,960
Yeah, it's not going to be this week.
1049
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,960
I decided this week I'd give you a break.
1050
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,960
And get--
1051
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,960
So, a Black History Month, a quickie.
1052
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,960
A Black History Quickie.
1053
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,960
Black History.
1054
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,960
For you.
1055
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,960
That's right.
1056
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:49,960
For you.
1057
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,960
But I just got to stick going one for this week.
1058
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:52,960
That's how it's weird.
1059
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:53,960
That's right.
1060
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:54,960
Yeah, what's the plan?
1061
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,960
It wanted to make it as weird as I could so you'll take it back.
1062
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,960
But no, so Fred, here's our Black History Month.
1063
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:09,960
Our BLC, B-H-M, quickie of the week.
1064
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:10,960
Okay.
1065
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:18,960
On February 18th in 1688, a community of Quakers living in Germantown, Pennsylvania, filed
1066
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,960
the Germantown Quaker against slavery.
1067
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,960
Wait, what?
1068
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,960
Okay, filed.
1069
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,960
Yeah, okay.
1070
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,960
This is like--
1071
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,960
Oh, it's like--
1072
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:27,960
--picture.
1073
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:28,960
Okay, so yeah, this is--
1074
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,960
This is like this.
1075
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:30,960
This is like this.
1076
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,960
This is--
1077
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:32,960
Hey, some of us are--
1078
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:33,960
Okay.
1079
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:42,960
So, on this day in 1688, a community of Quakers living in Germantown, Pennsylvania, definitely white.
1080
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:43,960
Germantown.
1081
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:44,960
That's my wife is from.
1082
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:45,960
Yeah, I know.
1083
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,960
That's how we-- helping you out.
1084
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:55,960
They filed-- we filed-- the Germantown Quaker petition against slavery.
1085
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,960
That's right.
1086
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,960
Our old friend-- that keep in mind, this was 1688, Fred.
1087
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:00,960
Yeah.
1088
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,960
Our old friend--
1089
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:02,960
--Jepidite.
1090
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,960
--Francés Daniel Pastoreus.
1091
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:04,960
Oh, Frances.
1092
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:11,960
He and I founded Germantown in 1683 as a German speaking community.
1093
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,960
Don't go.
1094
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:17,420
You're going to petition-- a petition for the monthly Quaker meeting, basically on the golden
1095
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:19,420
roof from the Bible, Fred.
1096
00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:21,420
He has the gold roof?
1097
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,420
He has the gold makes the rules.
1098
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,420
That's right.
1099
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:25,420
No, doing to others.
1100
00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:26,420
Yes.
1101
00:35:26,420 --> 00:35:27,420
As you would have them doing to you.
1102
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:30,420
Oh, I thought it was-- don't lust over your neighbor's wife.
1103
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,420
Oh, that is one of the rules.
1104
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:34,420
Don't fuck your neighbor's donkey.
1105
00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:35,420
Yeah.
1106
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:36,420
Yeah.
1107
00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:38,420
That's the ass rule.
1108
00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:41,900
That's the great Quaker ass rule.
1109
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:44,220
No, both ways.
1110
00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:46,220
It works for both, really.
1111
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:48,220
What's up, my neighbor's ass?
1112
00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:55,060
No, one thing, Fred, one thing these Quakers-- us Quakers love is efficiency.
1113
00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:56,060
Oh, it's--
1114
00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:57,060
Because we're German.
1115
00:35:57,060 --> 00:36:00,020
We're German inheritance.
1116
00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:09,020
And so as that efficiency being key, if we just say, don't fuck with your neighbor's ass,
1117
00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:10,420
it works both ways.
1118
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:13,340
There's two rules in one rule.
1119
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,340
There was a two-fifth.
1120
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,340
Exactly.
1121
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,340
So while we were--
1122
00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:18,340
You were going to have to pay extra either.
1123
00:36:18,340 --> 00:36:23,740
While we were finalizing the wording in the ass rule, we urged the abolishment of slavery
1124
00:36:23,740 --> 00:36:26,380
for the British colony of Pennsylvania.
1125
00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:33,340
While slavery did continue to be practiced in Pennsylvania, increasing numbers of players
1126
00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:34,340
and minoties.
1127
00:36:34,340 --> 00:36:41,060
What was the suggestion that we brought?
1128
00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:45,820
We began-- well, they began protesting and objecting.
1129
00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:53,740
And in 1776, a proclamation was issued by the Philadelphia yearly meeting banning the
1130
00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:54,740
ownership of slaves.
1131
00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:55,740
We did it.
1132
00:36:55,740 --> 00:36:56,740
There you go.
1133
00:36:56,740 --> 00:37:03,060
The 1688 petition remains the first American document arguing for equal human rights for
1134
00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:04,060
everyone.
1135
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,060
Except Chinese.
1136
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:06,060
[LAUGHTER]
1137
00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:07,060
You see it?
1138
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,060
Yes.
1139
00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:09,060
[LAUGHTER]
1140
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,060
That's your black history month.
1141
00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:12,060
[LAUGHTER]
1142
00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:13,060
That's what--
1143
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:16,060
Yeah, I know that would be funny.
1144
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:17,060
All right, now's your money.
1145
00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:18,060
[LAUGHTER]
1146
00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:22,060
But black is a weak monthly thing.
1147
00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:27,060
Your BLC, BHM, quickly weak.
1148
00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:28,060
Yeah.
1149
00:37:28,060 --> 00:37:33,060
All right, Fred, how about we go from something that's not new?
1150
00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:34,060
Yeah.
1151
00:37:34,060 --> 00:37:36,060
To something that's as new as you can get.
1152
00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:37,060
That's Fred--
1153
00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:38,060
Fred line.
1154
00:37:38,060 --> 00:37:39,060
Fred line.
1155
00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:41,060
Yeah, he's got a package.
1156
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:43,060
I don't-- what they call a package.
1157
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,060
Yeah, I got a package.
1158
00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:48,060
Fred's got an-- or I don't say what they call a package.
1159
00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,060
Yeah, I got a package.
1160
00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:50,060
You know what I mean?
1161
00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:51,060
A package?
1162
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,060
[LAUGHTER]
1163
00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:55,060
You know what I'm talking about?
1164
00:37:55,060 --> 00:37:56,060
There it is.
1165
00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:57,060
Yeah!
1166
00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:59,060
I want to flash this package there.
1167
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:00,060
What do you want to do?
1168
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,060
Yeah.
1169
00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:02,060
Fred line new.
1170
00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:04,060
What do you buy bang-bos?
1171
00:38:04,060 --> 00:38:05,060
You got some gold?
1172
00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:06,060
You like the bang?
1173
00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:07,060
Bang-bos.
1174
00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:14,060
New York ignored its gladdres for bad bunny.
1175
00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:19,060
And then 7,600--
1176
00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:20,060
Nope.
1177
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:22,060
700,000.
1178
00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:25,060
700,000.
1179
00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:27,060
760,000.
1180
00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:35,060
761,719 toilets flushed all at once, like a--
1181
00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:36,060
Wow.
1182
00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,060
--at the end of the app time show.
1183
00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:39,060
At the end of the app.
1184
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:42,060
760,000 plus toilets, wow.
1185
00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:43,060
Yes.
1186
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:45,060
Flushed at the same time.
1187
00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:46,060
In New York City.
1188
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:47,060
In New York City.
1189
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:50,060
This quirky data is part--
1190
00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:51,060
a laughter online.
1191
00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:52,060
It's part--
1192
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:54,060
Whitty reactions from--
1193
00:38:54,060 --> 00:38:55,060
Nittacent.
1194
00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:56,060
Nettacent?
1195
00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:57,060
OK, yep.
1196
00:38:57,060 --> 00:38:59,060
Internet people.
1197
00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:00,060
That's what happened.
1198
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:04,060
Yeah, they said half time show featuring bad bunny.
1199
00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,060
New York City.
1200
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:06,060
What?
1201
00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:07,060
What was--
1202
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:08,060
A lot of--
1203
00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:12,060
A lot of old-time burrows of New York City.
1204
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:13,060
What are you--
1205
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,060
What are you--
1206
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,060
What are you--
1207
00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:17,060
It's suddenly dipped.
1208
00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:20,060
And it was a citywide pause.
1209
00:39:20,060 --> 00:39:22,060
And then the halftime show ended,
1210
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,060
and within 15 minutes,
1211
00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:27,060
water usage shut up so sharply
1212
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:31,060
that New York City water calculated as being equivalent to
1213
00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:38,060
761,719 toilets flushing at the exact same time.
1214
00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:39,060
Thanks.
1215
00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:41,060
There you go.
1216
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:42,060
So--
1217
00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:43,060
Wow.
1218
00:39:43,060 --> 00:39:45,060
Somebody's taking the piss?
1219
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:47,060
Yeah.
1220
00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:51,060
[LAUGHTER]
1221
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:54,060
OK.
1222
00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:55,060
Alan would be buried--
1223
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,060
What?
1224
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,060
Buried by the background.
1225
00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:59,060
And Fred would British all of a sudden.
1226
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:01,060
[LAUGHTER]
1227
00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:02,060
Oh, yeah.
1228
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,060
Oh, yeah.
1229
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:04,060
Oh, yeah.
1230
00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:06,060
Alan, your voice is like, "Woo, go, go."
1231
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:09,060
[LAUGHTER]
1232
00:40:09,060 --> 00:40:11,060
You hear it, Fred Alan speak.
1233
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:12,060
No.
1234
00:40:12,060 --> 00:40:13,060
Are you--
1235
00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:14,060
Are you--
1236
00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:15,060
Yeah.
1237
00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:16,060
Yeah.
1238
00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:18,060
What's going on, fellas?
1239
00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,060
Yeah.
1240
00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:20,060
It's black history, man, yeah.
1241
00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:22,060
You're never buried.
1242
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:23,060
I don't know.
1243
00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:24,060
I hadn't done anything.
1244
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:25,060
I don't know either.
1245
00:40:25,060 --> 00:40:31,060
Well, that sounds terrible for the people that live in the
1246
00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:32,060
sewers.
1247
00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:34,060
And the sewers, yeah, the sewers people.
1248
00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:35,060
That's not good for the rats.
1249
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:37,060
The rats were like, "Fudge, do you know what I'm talking about?"
1250
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,060
The rat king was like, "Ah, what's right, do we go?"
1251
00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:42,060
"Yeah, we're going in every direction."
1252
00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:44,060
[LAUGHTER]
1253
00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:46,060
We have a rat king on the show sometime.
1254
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:48,060
[LAUGHTER]
1255
00:40:48,060 --> 00:40:50,060
Fred line number two.
1256
00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:51,060
Right.
1257
00:40:51,060 --> 00:40:53,060
Are you dead?
1258
00:40:53,060 --> 00:40:54,060
Yes.
1259
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,060
And died.
1260
00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:57,060
Designed for people living alone.
1261
00:40:57,060 --> 00:40:59,060
Sergeist to number one in China.
1262
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:00,060
Yeah.
1263
00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:03,060
So there's a new pay that's called, "Are you dead?"
1264
00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:05,060
Or, "Are you dead yet?"
1265
00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:07,060
Sergeist to the top of the China's charts.
1266
00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:12,060
Targeting at young people who are living alone in major cities
1267
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:15,060
who fear dying without anyone realizing it.
1268
00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:18,060
Ah, well, that's a real thing.
1269
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,060
That's a real thing.
1270
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,060
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1271
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:22,060
That's the reason I'm still with my wife.
1272
00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:29,060
Longs and May of 2025, the app requires you to get in every two days
1273
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:34,060
by tapping on a large on-screen button to confirm that they are still alive.
1274
00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:38,060
If they fail to do so, the app automatically alerts,
1275
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:43,060
chosen emergency contacts, then something that something may be wrong.
1276
00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:45,060
That's exciting, man.
1277
00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:47,060
It's such an easy app to make.
1278
00:41:47,060 --> 00:41:48,060
Right.
1279
00:41:48,060 --> 00:41:53,060
And like, I mean, that's a great way to do it.
1280
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:55,060
Good to have you up to do it every two days.
1281
00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:56,060
Yeah, tap on it.
1282
00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:57,060
Yeah.
1283
00:41:57,060 --> 00:41:59,060
I mean, it's a pay-dap.
1284
00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:00,060
You pay for this.
1285
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:01,060
No, yeah.
1286
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,060
Well, I mean, they got to be able to contact people.
1287
00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:03,060
It's a pay.
1288
00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:06,060
Why can't it just be like a free app with ads?
1289
00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:08,060
Maybe because China is a lot of ads.
1290
00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:09,060
It should be dead.
1291
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:10,060
That China is a good ad.
1292
00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,060
That's all I don't do ads.
1293
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:13,060
It's all different than any of them.
1294
00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:14,060
They don't care about that.
1295
00:42:14,060 --> 00:42:15,060
No, no, no, no, no.
1296
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:16,060
All right.
1297
00:42:16,060 --> 00:42:17,060
Hold on.
1298
00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:18,060
I got one.
1299
00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:19,060
Okay.
1300
00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:20,060
So
1301
00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:25,060
I was just in Boston.
1302
00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:27,060
Oh, Massachusetts.
1303
00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:31,060
Boston's raising cane faces eviction.
1304
00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:34,060
Oh, chicken figure orders lawsuit says.
1305
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:35,060
Wait, what?
1306
00:42:35,060 --> 00:42:39,060
Fred's diving into my world now.
1307
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:41,060
A restaurant known for its chicken fingers.
1308
00:42:41,060 --> 00:42:44,060
It's allegedly smells too much like chicken fingers.
1309
00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:45,060
Mm-hmm.
1310
00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:51,060
According to the lawsuit between raising canes and a Boston landlord, Louisiana-based chicken
1311
00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:59,060
cane, filled the lawsuit, filed a lawsuit against 77 boys in the LLC, the restaurant's landlord.
1312
00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:04,060
And it's back bay location in the Suffolk Pre-Equart last month.
1313
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:11,060
A legend that they are being forced to give up their right to be exclusive chicken restaurant
1314
00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:14,060
at the back bay location.
1315
00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:15,060
Hey.
1316
00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:19,060
Read one in the least signback in 2000.
1317
00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:20,060
What?
1318
00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:26,060
The, the landlord was to bring it in panda expressness.
1319
00:43:26,060 --> 00:43:28,060
Oh, dude, I get that.
1320
00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:29,060
That's what it is.
1321
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:33,060
Yeah, you don't want the competition.
1322
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,060
Technically, the chicken place.
1323
00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:40,060
Hey, and the plaintiff claim that the defendant is using the threat of eviction to get their
1324
00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:46,060
way by complaining that the restaurant smells like chicken fingers.
1325
00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:51,060
Well, what do you, what do you want to smell?
1326
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:58,060
Okay, so the people from raising canes are saying panda express is a chicken restaurant because
1327
00:43:58,060 --> 00:44:01,060
when you walk in there, it smells like chicken fingers.
1328
00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:03,060
No, that's what I'm reading that is.
1329
00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:09,060
No, I thought it was the landlord wants a panda express.
1330
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,060
Right.
1331
00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:11,060
He wants to put the pandaggs press there.
1332
00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:12,060
Right.
1333
00:44:12,060 --> 00:44:16,060
And raising canes is saying we are the only ones who can have a chicken restaurant here.
1334
00:44:16,060 --> 00:44:26,060
The, we're in a base chicken chain, filed a lawsuit against Boyleston, LLC, the restaurant's landlord.
1335
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:27,060
Yeah.
1336
00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:29,060
And it's back bay location.
1337
00:44:29,060 --> 00:44:30,060
Right.
1338
00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:37,060
And the landlord wants to bring in a panda express or despite the lease.
1339
00:44:37,060 --> 00:44:38,060
Right.
1340
00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:51,060
And the, and the, and the plan is saying that the plaintiff claimed that the defendant is using the threat of eviction to get their way by complaining that the restaurant smells like chicken fingers.
1341
00:44:51,060 --> 00:44:54,060
So the landlord wants to bring a brand express.
1342
00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:59,060
So the landlord is like, man, this place, this place is like chicken fingers.
1343
00:44:59,060 --> 00:45:00,060
And you're right.
1344
00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:04,060
And you're cooling and I'm like, man, this bathroom smells like shit.
1345
00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,060
Yeah.
1346
00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:09,060
If it's felt like chicken but holes that I wouldn't have been so bad.
1347
00:45:09,060 --> 00:45:10,060
I wouldn't be in the chicken fingers.
1348
00:45:10,060 --> 00:45:12,060
I can't do that.
1349
00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:14,060
I can't do chicken fingers, man.
1350
00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:15,060
Okay.
1351
00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:18,060
Well, that's retarded in the nicest way possible.
1352
00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:22,060
But I mean, what I want to know is what's going to happen here.
1353
00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:23,060
Yeah.
1354
00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:25,060
That's, it's, will there be a panda express?
1355
00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:26,060
Where was it at?
1356
00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:30,060
In Boston, Boston, yeah.
1357
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,060
Boston raising canes.
1358
00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:35,060
What was the name of the, it was like a neighborhood, right?
1359
00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:37,060
Boyleston, okay.
1360
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:38,060
I got a little.
1361
00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:39,060
I got it.
1362
00:45:39,060 --> 00:45:40,060
You got it.
1363
00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:41,060
You got it.
1364
00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:44,060
There is a shake-shack near it, but not in that.
1365
00:45:44,060 --> 00:45:46,060
Not in that thing.
1366
00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:48,060
No, I don't see anything else.
1367
00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:50,060
Oh, that was close one, guys.
1368
00:45:50,060 --> 00:45:51,060
Yeah.
1369
00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:52,060
Yeah.
1370
00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:53,060
Yeah.
1371
00:45:53,060 --> 00:45:56,060
Yeah.
1372
00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:57,060
You got chicken fingers.
1373
00:45:57,060 --> 00:45:58,060
You need to get the, oh, God.
1374
00:45:58,060 --> 00:46:00,060
What are you guys making?
1375
00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:01,060
Chicken fingers?
1376
00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:04,060
Man, it smells like chicken fingers in here.
1377
00:46:04,060 --> 00:46:06,060
You guys need to get evicted.
1378
00:46:06,060 --> 00:46:08,060
Okay, it's over for you.
1379
00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:09,060
All right.
1380
00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:11,060
This one, this one's for you, Alan.
1381
00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,060
Okay.
1382
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,060
All right.
1383
00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:22,060
RFK's RFK Jr's nutrition chatbot recommends the best food to insert into your rectum.
1384
00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:23,060
Oh.
1385
00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:24,060
Okay.
1386
00:46:24,060 --> 00:46:36,060
The Department of Health and Human Services, new AI nutrition chatbot will gleefully and dangerously
1387
00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:40,060
give Americans recommendations for the best food to insert into one's rectum.
1388
00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:49,060
And we'll answer questions about the most nutrient, nutrient, dist, nutrient, dense body, human
1389
00:46:49,060 --> 00:46:51,060
body part to eat.
1390
00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:52,060
Sure.
1391
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,060
Why wouldn't it?
1392
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,060
For easy.
1393
00:46:54,060 --> 00:47:01,060
Use AI to get real answers about real food, a new website called realfood.gov proclaims from
1394
00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:03,060
the guidelines to your kitchen.
1395
00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:05,060
Ask AI to help you plan meals.
1396
00:47:05,060 --> 00:47:09,060
Sub smarter, cook simple and replace processed foods with real foods.
1397
00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:10,060
No.
1398
00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:11,060
No, don't ask me.
1399
00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:13,060
I didn't do anything like that.
1400
00:47:13,060 --> 00:47:15,060
I want to tell you each of you fucking on.
1401
00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:16,060
Oh, here we go.
1402
00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:23,060
It's me and AI.
1403
00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:26,060
Welcome ladies and gentlemen.
1404
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:27,060
Oh, my goodness.
1405
00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:30,060
Our whole friend, our AI expert, detachable robot penis.
1406
00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:31,060
Hello.
1407
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:32,060
I have detachable robot penis.
1408
00:47:32,060 --> 00:47:33,060
What's the deal with you?
1409
00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:34,060
Robot penis.
1410
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:35,060
You have.
1411
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:36,060
We've probably been dealing with upgrades.
1412
00:47:36,060 --> 00:47:37,060
It's under getting upgraded.
1413
00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:38,060
I've got a new AI system.
1414
00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:39,060
Cool.
1415
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:41,060
What's the best part of this?
1416
00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:45,060
I've got a new AI system.
1417
00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:46,060
Cool.
1418
00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:48,060
What's the best part of me to eat?
1419
00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:49,060
Your ass.
1420
00:47:49,060 --> 00:47:51,060
It's all fatty.
1421
00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:52,060
It's all fatty.
1422
00:47:52,060 --> 00:47:53,060
It's all fatty.
1423
00:47:53,060 --> 00:47:54,060
It's all fatty.
1424
00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,060
It's all fatty.
1425
00:47:55,060 --> 00:47:56,060
It's all fatty.
1426
00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:59,060
You've got to smoke that thing for a long time to break that down.
1427
00:47:59,060 --> 00:48:00,060
You're going to take weeks.
1428
00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:04,060
Well, detachable robot penis.
1429
00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:06,060
What do you think about the governments?
1430
00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:09,060
Do you help these decision website?
1431
00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:12,060
Well, the governments need decision website.
1432
00:48:12,060 --> 00:48:13,060
Yeah.
1433
00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:15,060
Is really a neutral.
1434
00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:16,060
You know that?
1435
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:19,060
Oh, they use electros AI instead of your.
1436
00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:20,060
Yes.
1437
00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:21,060
Yeah.
1438
00:48:21,060 --> 00:48:22,060
It was my AI.
1439
00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:23,060
It was my AI.
1440
00:48:23,060 --> 00:48:24,060
I was too mainly.
1441
00:48:24,060 --> 00:48:27,060
Is it because it would say stick it in your ass?
1442
00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:28,060
Yes.
1443
00:48:28,060 --> 00:48:29,060
It would.
1444
00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:30,060
They wanted to use it so they used the materials.
1445
00:48:30,060 --> 00:48:31,060
AI.
1446
00:48:31,060 --> 00:48:32,060
Oh, man.
1447
00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:34,060
He just tells them his folks are.
1448
00:48:34,060 --> 00:48:35,060
Yeah.
1449
00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:42,060
They're like, what's a healthy meal?
1450
00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:45,060
And he's like three marboros and two marboros.
1451
00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:46,060
I don't want to.
1452
00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:47,060
I don't want to.
1453
00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,060
I don't want to.
1454
00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:49,060
I don't want to.
1455
00:48:49,060 --> 00:48:51,060
Wast it all down with a nice tackle.
1456
00:48:51,060 --> 00:48:52,060
Winston's.
1457
00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:53,060
That's right.
1458
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:54,060
No time to sleep.
1459
00:48:54,060 --> 00:48:56,060
I have three more marginees for dessert.
1460
00:48:56,060 --> 00:49:01,060
That's the electro-RFK junior way.
1461
00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:03,060
You're on a diet, women.
1462
00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:07,060
Well, hey, you know what?
1463
00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:08,060
Detachable raw peanuts.
1464
00:49:08,060 --> 00:49:10,060
I'll guide you here.
1465
00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:11,060
D.R.P.
1466
00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:18,060
Because we just celebrated one of the most controversial holidays that there ever was
1467
00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:19,060
for dudes and girls.
1468
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:21,060
And that is Valentine's day.
1469
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:22,060
Valentine's day.
1470
00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:23,060
I got.
1471
00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:26,060
Well, detachable raw peanuts.
1472
00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:31,060
I just want to know if you have any advice, you know, if you have any advice, you'll
1473
00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:34,060
have any advice for that.
1474
00:49:34,060 --> 00:49:35,060
No.
1475
00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:37,060
I do.
1476
00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:41,060
Yeah, it's going to be bad.
1477
00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:42,060
He's.
1478
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:44,060
He's laughing.
1479
00:49:44,060 --> 00:49:46,060
He's laughing himself.
1480
00:49:46,060 --> 00:49:49,060
He's laughing at himself if you can't hear.
1481
00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:52,060
Oh, he's.
1482
00:49:52,060 --> 00:49:54,060
It's not confused.
1483
00:49:54,060 --> 00:49:56,060
It's not confused.
1484
00:49:56,060 --> 00:49:58,060
This process is you.
1485
00:49:58,060 --> 00:50:01,060
It's not confused.
1486
00:50:01,060 --> 00:50:05,060
Well, if you can't compute it then, I don't know why.
1487
00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:08,060
I'm going to let you do this story and I'll comment.
1488
00:50:08,060 --> 00:50:09,060
No, you may not.
1489
00:50:09,060 --> 00:50:10,060
Get out of here.
1490
00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:13,060
You get robot penis.
1491
00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:14,060
You get.
1492
00:50:14,060 --> 00:50:15,060
Now.
1493
00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:16,060
You don't.
1494
00:50:16,060 --> 00:50:17,060
I gotta go.
1495
00:50:17,060 --> 00:50:19,060
Yeah, I'll get that.
1496
00:50:19,060 --> 00:50:21,060
I'll admit that to get.
1497
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:22,060
All right, Fred.
1498
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,060
Let's hear.
1499
00:50:23,060 --> 00:50:24,060
Any more.
1500
00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:25,060
Fred.
1501
00:50:25,060 --> 00:50:26,060
All right.
1502
00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:29,060
All right.
1503
00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,060
All right.
1504
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:31,060
All right.
1505
00:50:31,060 --> 00:50:32,060
The last Fred.
1506
00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:33,060
My news.
1507
00:50:33,060 --> 00:50:34,060
Florida man.
1508
00:50:34,060 --> 00:50:36,060
Stand social media by turning state.
1509
00:50:36,060 --> 00:50:38,060
Frozen iguana population.
1510
00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:40,060
And to tacos.
1511
00:50:40,060 --> 00:50:47,060
AKA the chicken of the tree.
1512
00:50:47,060 --> 00:50:48,060
Who froze the.
1513
00:50:48,060 --> 00:50:51,060
And what is the state of Florida?
1514
00:50:51,060 --> 00:50:53,060
The weather of Florida.
1515
00:50:53,060 --> 00:50:55,060
Oh, oh, okay, okay.
1516
00:50:55,060 --> 00:50:57,060
Yeah, I guess it got so.
1517
00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:58,060
Yeah, right.
1518
00:50:58,060 --> 00:50:59,060
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1519
00:50:59,060 --> 00:51:02,060
So stay across the road chickens.
1520
00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:04,060
And parts of South Florida.
1521
00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:08,060
It's the iguanas getting scooped up for dinner.
1522
00:51:08,060 --> 00:51:13,060
Local say the invasive green lizards dubbed chicken of the tree.
1523
00:51:13,060 --> 00:51:17,060
Are increasingly making the leap from backyard branches in the taco shells.
1524
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:23,060
As communities look for creative ways to deal with the scale population boom.
1525
00:51:23,060 --> 00:51:26,060
And the way the wild animals are.
1526
00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:29,060
Feeling the trend.
1527
00:51:29,060 --> 00:51:33,060
It's content creator only known as Aaron.
1528
00:51:33,060 --> 00:51:37,060
Who's going viral on TikTok for videos showing how you turn cold,
1529
00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:41,060
stunned green iguanas into homemade tacos.
1530
00:51:41,060 --> 00:51:45,060
The cheeky, he cheekyly, cheekily dubbed.
1531
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:49,060
A Florida man taco, which is gross.
1532
00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:51,060
I'm not eating that.
1533
00:51:51,060 --> 00:51:55,060
The clen, which has racked up hundreds of thousands of likes shows.
1534
00:51:55,060 --> 00:52:01,060
Aaron collected in a guana that has fallen for the tree during a recent cold snap
1535
00:52:01,060 --> 00:52:05,060
and preparing it much like a traditional taco meat.
1536
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:11,060
The recipe garnered garnered mixed reactions in the comments with many viewers
1537
00:52:11,060 --> 00:52:16,060
thinking Davis Aaron was joking about the economy.
1538
00:52:16,060 --> 00:52:18,060
I don't see why you would joke about that.
1539
00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:24,060
Yeah, one count one count man said the guana went to sleep and woke up dead.
1540
00:52:24,060 --> 00:52:26,060
Well, that's the question.
1541
00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:29,060
So if they're frozen, are they like dead or they?
1542
00:52:29,060 --> 00:52:32,060
I think they're just frozen. They're cold stunned.
1543
00:52:32,060 --> 00:52:34,060
Yeah, because of the cold weather.
1544
00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:35,060
Yeah, they just.
1545
00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:37,060
Okay, frozen and dead.
1546
00:52:37,060 --> 00:52:41,060
No, no, no, no, there's still very much alive.
1547
00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:42,060
I don't know.
1548
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:44,060
I don't like that fox right next to.
1549
00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:46,060
Yeah, that both of you dead.
1550
00:52:46,060 --> 00:52:49,060
Well, dead.
1551
00:52:49,060 --> 00:52:52,060
That's very interesting.
1552
00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:53,060
Where are you?
1553
00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:55,060
Everybody's hating, but he was.
1554
00:52:55,060 --> 00:52:56,060
I said this.
1555
00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:59,060
No, I have to go meet.
1556
00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:01,060
Well, it's free.
1557
00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:03,060
I don't have a problem with it.
1558
00:53:03,060 --> 00:53:05,060
I think it's weird.
1559
00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:07,060
But I have a problem with it.
1560
00:53:07,060 --> 00:53:08,060
Fuck it.
1561
00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:12,060
It says it says a lot of people will go out and collect them to help control the number.
1562
00:53:12,060 --> 00:53:13,060
Right.
1563
00:53:13,060 --> 00:53:15,060
And the population.
1564
00:53:15,060 --> 00:53:16,060
Right.
1565
00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:17,060
So why not?
1566
00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:18,060
You can eat it.
1567
00:53:18,060 --> 00:53:23,060
They do have the nickname chicken of the tree because they're absolutely delicious.
1568
00:53:23,060 --> 00:53:24,060
Sure.
1569
00:53:24,060 --> 00:53:29,060
Yeah, I just don't like the idea that they're putting them in taco shells.
1570
00:53:29,060 --> 00:53:31,060
Yeah, that's the type of just.
1571
00:53:31,060 --> 00:53:33,060
I was a tortilla guy, man.
1572
00:53:33,060 --> 00:53:34,060
Do a little white bread.
1573
00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:35,060
Do a little.
1574
00:53:35,060 --> 00:53:39,060
Take this toast.
1575
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:40,060
Yeah, I want to.
1576
00:53:40,060 --> 00:53:42,060
Want a smaller, want a.
1577
00:53:42,060 --> 00:53:44,060
What do you call it?
1578
00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:45,060
Yeah, I'm working.
1579
00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:46,060
No, not hamburger steak.
1580
00:53:46,060 --> 00:53:54,060
Yeah, he says Aaron goes on the clean and cooked at me showing off more than 20 eggs inside
1581
00:53:54,060 --> 00:54:02,060
the iguana, which is which he used as part of the taco preparation alongside pickled red onions,
1582
00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:04,060
jalapenos and cilantro.
1583
00:54:04,060 --> 00:54:07,060
He's like, I'll give me that puts in my dough more on it.
1584
00:54:07,060 --> 00:54:08,060
Let's go.
1585
00:54:08,060 --> 00:54:09,060
Yeah.
1586
00:54:09,060 --> 00:54:16,060
So I see the picture of the guy.
1587
00:54:16,060 --> 00:54:17,060
He is very white.
1588
00:54:17,060 --> 00:54:18,060
Yeah, that's Aaron.
1589
00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:19,060
That's Aaron.
1590
00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:20,060
So why Aaron?
1591
00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:21,060
That guy's name is an Aaron.
1592
00:54:21,060 --> 00:54:22,060
I don't know what his name would be.
1593
00:54:22,060 --> 00:54:23,060
Hey, Aaron.
1594
00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:24,060
Nope.
1595
00:54:24,060 --> 00:54:25,060
Nope.
1596
00:54:25,060 --> 00:54:27,060
He's like, Jim Aaron guy.
1597
00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:28,060
He's Aaron with one eight.
1598
00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:29,060
He's coming.
1599
00:54:29,060 --> 00:54:30,060
Aaron.
1600
00:54:30,060 --> 00:54:31,060
Wow.
1601
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:32,060
Hey, you guys want some?
1602
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:33,060
Yeah.
1603
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:40,060
You guys want some iguana tacos?
1604
00:54:40,060 --> 00:54:41,060
Damn it.
1605
00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:43,060
Aaron's stuff is a weird man.
1606
00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:44,060
I live on guac.
1607
00:54:44,060 --> 00:54:45,060
Why me?
1608
00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:51,060
You think about any different thing when they don't know.
1609
00:54:51,060 --> 00:54:52,060
I'm not.
1610
00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:53,060
I am personally.
1611
00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:54,060
Yes.
1612
00:54:54,060 --> 00:54:58,060
Just like how much meat is an iguana dough?
1613
00:54:58,060 --> 00:55:00,060
Like is there enough meat to make?
1614
00:55:00,060 --> 00:55:01,060
I didn't eat it.
1615
00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:02,060
How many tacos can you get out of it?
1616
00:55:02,060 --> 00:55:04,060
How many tacos can you get out of money going?
1617
00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:06,060
Probably you probably three.
1618
00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:07,060
Two or three?
1619
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,060
You think?
1620
00:55:08,060 --> 00:55:11,060
What depends on the size of the iguana.
1621
00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:12,060
Right.
1622
00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:16,060
So the iguana that he's holding looks like it's a decent size.
1623
00:55:16,060 --> 00:55:20,060
He got four tacos out of it and some guac.
1624
00:55:20,060 --> 00:55:21,060
Let's see the picture.
1625
00:55:21,060 --> 00:55:22,060
I know.
1626
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:26,060
They say you know, I go zero three for ten.
1627
00:55:26,060 --> 00:55:29,060
So like four mini tacos I would say.
1628
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:30,060
That's like 11.
1629
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:32,060
They look like chunks in a little like chicken.
1630
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:33,060
So chicken sauce.
1631
00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:34,060
Yeah.
1632
00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:36,060
It didn't look like he sees into very much but it looked like chicken.
1633
00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:37,060
Well, he's white.
1634
00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:39,060
So I mean, yeah, you can't do everything.
1635
00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:40,060
You don't have to.
1636
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:41,060
You don't have to.
1637
00:55:41,060 --> 00:55:42,060
The salt of the fifth.
1638
00:55:42,060 --> 00:55:46,060
I mean, I mean, I mean, like if I mean, obviously there's an issue with it.
1639
00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:48,060
And yes, you got to take care of it.
1640
00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:49,060
What do you mean?
1641
00:55:49,060 --> 00:55:50,060
Like, what do you want?
1642
00:55:50,060 --> 00:55:51,060
There's a big one.
1643
00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:52,060
Yeah, there's a big one.
1644
00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:54,060
There's two mini iguanas you got to.
1645
00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:55,060
One.
1646
00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:56,060
Two mini iguanas.
1647
00:55:56,060 --> 00:55:57,060
That's what they do with, like,
1648
00:55:57,060 --> 00:56:00,060
I think it's like the mojamas or Hawaii.
1649
00:56:00,060 --> 00:56:02,060
They have like the invasive angel fish.
1650
00:56:02,060 --> 00:56:04,060
Yeah, like tiger fish or whatever.
1651
00:56:04,060 --> 00:56:08,060
And then they somebody figured out like, oh, we could make sushi out of this.
1652
00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:10,060
Like certain parts of it.
1653
00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:12,060
Like for the most part, it's gross.
1654
00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:16,060
But there are certain parts of it that they're like, we could totally make like badass sushi out of this.
1655
00:56:16,060 --> 00:56:18,060
So then they started doing it.
1656
00:56:18,060 --> 00:56:21,060
And so then that gave everybody a reason to go get the guys.
1657
00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:22,060
Right.
1658
00:56:22,060 --> 00:56:23,060
To get the angel fish.
1659
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:24,060
Right.
1660
00:56:24,060 --> 00:56:25,060
And then they that way they're still using them.
1661
00:56:25,060 --> 00:56:28,060
They make money off of it, you know, everybody would think you're that out.
1662
00:56:28,060 --> 00:56:32,060
That's the thing is had they figured out which part of the angel fish.
1663
00:56:32,060 --> 00:56:35,060
The same way, oh, I'm sure there's way.
1664
00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:37,060
How many ways have died?
1665
00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:43,060
The same way the first guy to eat a oyster found out you could eat oysters.
1666
00:56:43,060 --> 00:56:46,060
Because that is fucking nasty.
1667
00:56:46,060 --> 00:56:50,060
Who was the first guy to crack one of them things open with money?
1668
00:56:50,060 --> 00:56:52,060
Who was really fucking on.
1669
00:56:52,060 --> 00:56:53,060
Oh, I got the heavy.
1670
00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:58,060
Yeah, imagine when he found a pearl and dry.
1671
00:56:58,060 --> 00:56:59,060
Yeah.
1672
00:56:59,060 --> 00:57:00,060
What's like that?
1673
00:57:00,060 --> 00:57:02,060
That one fish that you have to cook it perfectly right.
1674
00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:03,060
If not, it'll kill you.
1675
00:57:03,060 --> 00:57:04,060
Yeah.
1676
00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:05,060
Yeah.
1677
00:57:05,060 --> 00:57:06,060
Yeah.
1678
00:57:06,060 --> 00:57:07,060
Yeah.
1679
00:57:07,060 --> 00:57:08,060
Something like that.
1680
00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:09,060
I think you figure that out.
1681
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:10,060
Yeah, man.
1682
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:13,060
How many more fucking that before you get out?
1683
00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:14,060
He just felt.
1684
00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:15,060
Yeah.
1685
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:20,060
Like nowadays, there are certainly tests that you could.
1686
00:57:20,060 --> 00:57:21,060
Right.
1687
00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:22,060
Typically of this.
1688
00:57:22,060 --> 00:57:23,060
Yeah.
1689
00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:25,060
And see if it poison us.
1690
00:57:25,060 --> 00:57:26,060
Yeah.
1691
00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:27,060
Nowadays, they don't come up.
1692
00:57:27,060 --> 00:57:30,060
No, I'm saying now, no, back in the day, they just found poor people like, hey, try this.
1693
00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:31,060
Yeah, basically, that's what it is.
1694
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:32,060
Yeah.
1695
00:57:32,060 --> 00:57:33,060
We're like, oh, yeah.
1696
00:57:33,060 --> 00:57:34,060
Yeah.
1697
00:57:34,060 --> 00:57:35,060
Yeah.
1698
00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:36,060
No, you're gonna get me food.
1699
00:57:36,060 --> 00:57:37,060
I'm in there.
1700
00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:39,060
You're eating the ass of this Greek cake.
1701
00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:40,060
You can't eat the tail.
1702
00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:41,060
Yeah, man.
1703
00:57:41,060 --> 00:57:42,060
That is nasty.
1704
00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:46,060
If it's even nasty for them that they're poor, that is.
1705
00:57:46,060 --> 00:57:47,060
Yeah.
1706
00:57:47,060 --> 00:57:48,060
Yeah.
1707
00:57:48,060 --> 00:57:49,060
Yeah.
1708
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:50,060
Yeah.
1709
00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:51,060
Yeah.
1710
00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:52,060
Yeah.
1711
00:57:52,060 --> 00:57:53,060
Yeah.
1712
00:57:53,060 --> 00:57:54,060
Yeah.
1713
00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:55,060
Yeah.
1714
00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:58,060
Yeah, but like, I mean, you got to eat what you got.
1715
00:57:58,060 --> 00:57:59,060
That is the thing about it, man.
1716
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:04,060
And that's why you say, oh, like in Africa, we see those people who eat like the mosquito burgers,
1717
00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:05,060
right?
1718
00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:06,060
Yeah.
1719
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:07,060
Yeah.
1720
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:08,060
I food.
1721
00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:09,060
And you don't have other food.
1722
00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:15,060
You're like, whatever you, whatever you got like a date monkey and, you know, what do we have?
1723
00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:16,060
The most stuff.
1724
00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:17,060
Yeah.
1725
00:58:17,060 --> 00:58:18,060
Yeah.
1726
00:58:18,060 --> 00:58:20,060
You know, we eat people easily.
1727
00:58:20,060 --> 00:58:22,060
That's why we got chicken.
1728
00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:23,060
Yeah.
1729
00:58:23,060 --> 00:58:24,060
Yeah.
1730
00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:25,060
Yeah.
1731
00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:27,060
That's why we have grocery stores.
1732
00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:28,060
They cook.
1733
00:58:28,060 --> 00:58:29,060
Yeah.
1734
00:58:29,060 --> 00:58:30,060
Yeah.
1735
00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:32,060
The most, the most animals we have is that.
1736
00:58:32,060 --> 00:58:37,060
Because you think Fred, probably people back in the day, living even as close to the beaches we
1737
00:58:37,060 --> 00:58:44,060
are, which some mere 200 miles, may have never or very rarely eaten fish.
1738
00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:45,060
Yeah.
1739
00:58:45,060 --> 00:58:46,060
Yeah.
1740
00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:47,060
Yeah.
1741
00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:48,060
I don't know.
1742
00:58:48,060 --> 00:58:49,060
I don't know what it is.
1743
00:58:49,060 --> 00:58:50,060
I know what it is.
1744
00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:51,060
Yeah.
1745
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:56,060
Do you know what I, I figured out how the, uh, solve were hunger, hunger.
1746
00:58:56,060 --> 00:58:57,060
Yeah.
1747
00:58:57,060 --> 00:58:58,060
Yeah.
1748
00:58:58,060 --> 00:58:59,060
Yeah.
1749
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:04,060
Just, you know, the people that, you know, are starving just need to know what I'm going to do.
1750
00:59:04,060 --> 00:59:05,060
What I'm going to do is.
1751
00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:06,060
What I'm going to do is.
1752
00:59:06,060 --> 00:59:07,060
Yeah.
1753
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:08,060
That was a.
1754
00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:09,060
That was a.
1755
00:59:09,060 --> 00:59:10,060
He's right.
1756
00:59:10,060 --> 00:59:17,060
But, that was.
1757
00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:18,060
Someone who recently moved.
1758
00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:20,060
I don't think I could do that.
1759
00:59:20,060 --> 00:59:22,060
That's a lot of work.
1760
00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:24,060
That's a lot of work, man.
1761
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:28,060
That's a lot of work, man.
1762
00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:30,060
So, there you go.
1763
00:59:30,060 --> 00:59:34,060
Well, so those were all Fred was it where there's all your friend line news is.
1764
00:59:34,060 --> 00:59:35,060
That was it.
1765
00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:36,060
That was it.
1766
00:59:36,060 --> 00:59:37,060
That was it.
1767
00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:40,060
So Fred, what do you see?
1768
00:59:40,060 --> 00:59:41,060
Well, yeah.
1769
00:59:41,060 --> 00:59:43,060
So would you eat an iguana taco?
1770
00:59:43,060 --> 00:59:44,060
I'm not eating iguana taco.
1771
00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:45,060
You wouldn't.
1772
00:59:45,060 --> 00:59:48,060
If I was home, I had to be, I would be starving.
1773
00:59:48,060 --> 00:59:50,060
And they said, if you went to a family, understand.
1774
00:59:50,060 --> 00:59:52,060
And here's, see, here's the thing.
1775
00:59:52,060 --> 00:59:54,060
I think that the setting matters.
1776
00:59:54,060 --> 01:00:01,060
So I think if you went to, let's say you were in Miami, and you went to a fancy restaurant.
1777
01:00:01,060 --> 01:00:02,060
Yeah.
1778
01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:05,060
And you're just like, and they're like, hey, my friend.
1779
01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:08,060
The specialties of that is iguana artisan tacos.
1780
01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:09,060
Yeah.
1781
01:00:09,060 --> 01:00:10,060
No, fuck it.
1782
01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:11,060
I'll try it.
1783
01:00:11,060 --> 01:00:14,060
And you're like, no, Freddie Wood Hell, yeah, seven eight beers in.
1784
01:00:14,060 --> 01:00:15,060
Who's with a free bar?
1785
01:00:15,060 --> 01:00:16,060
Yeah.
1786
01:00:16,060 --> 01:00:17,060
Yeah.
1787
01:00:17,060 --> 01:00:18,060
I was.
1788
01:00:18,060 --> 01:00:19,060
Here's a karaoke night.
1789
01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:20,060
I would.
1790
01:00:20,060 --> 01:00:21,060
Yeah.
1791
01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:22,060
Yeah.
1792
01:00:22,060 --> 01:00:23,060
Yeah.
1793
01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:26,060
Now, now, I easily, now if Aaron would all be involved in it.
1794
01:00:26,060 --> 01:00:27,060
Yeah.
1795
01:00:27,060 --> 01:00:28,060
Yeah.
1796
01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:29,060
Street street tacos.
1797
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:30,060
Yeah.
1798
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,060
No.
1799
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,060
No.
1800
01:00:32,060 --> 01:00:33,060
No.
1801
01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:34,060
No.
1802
01:00:34,060 --> 01:00:38,560
you could have the Carnitas.
1803
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,040
You could have the Carnitas or the Iguanitas.
1804
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,940
(indistinct)
1805
01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:49,240
You could have the Carnitas, man.
1806
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,500
What's the tone?
1807
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,740
What's the tone?
1808
01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:53,740
Langua.
1809
01:00:53,740 --> 01:00:54,580
Langua.
1810
01:00:54,580 --> 01:00:58,440
You had your language, or a guala?
1811
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,680
What part of the chicken is a guala?
1812
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,580
(all laughing)
1813
01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:03,580
No.
1814
01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:06,020
You're like, "Or, baby kitten."
1815
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:08,060
You know, like, what the fuck is this?
1816
01:01:08,060 --> 01:01:09,120
(all laughing)
1817
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:10,720
Too many of 'em, Fred.
1818
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,060
Puppy, we have puppy tacos.
1819
01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:14,900
(all laughing)
1820
01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:16,860
We have all the animal tacos.
1821
01:01:16,860 --> 01:01:17,860
(all laughing)
1822
01:01:17,860 --> 01:01:20,060
Penelope, Penelope.
1823
01:01:20,060 --> 01:01:21,380
(all laughing)
1824
01:01:21,380 --> 01:01:22,220
Penelope tacos.
1825
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:24,220
Penelope tacos.
1826
01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:25,860
Oh, the Penelope, Penelope.
1827
01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:26,700
I know that word.
1828
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:27,540
What is that?
1829
01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:30,060
(all laughing)
1830
01:01:30,060 --> 01:01:30,900
What is that?
1831
01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:32,900
I'm saying I'll take five.
1832
01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:34,300
Why are you eating it?
1833
01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:37,020
(all laughing)
1834
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:40,980
We call this one the 101 Dalmatian taco.
1835
01:01:40,980 --> 01:01:42,380
(all laughing)
1836
01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:44,740
The 101 Dalmatian peria taco.
1837
01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:47,940
It's like the 101, this is the 101.
1838
01:01:47,940 --> 01:01:48,940
(all laughing)
1839
01:01:48,940 --> 01:01:51,820
101, that's one of the 101.
1840
01:01:51,820 --> 01:01:55,540
I want to play "Chorque tonight."
1841
01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:57,540
What a what a no.
1842
01:01:57,540 --> 01:02:00,300
(all laughing)
1843
01:02:01,140 --> 01:02:04,140
(all laughing)
1844
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:06,620
(all laughing)
1845
01:02:06,620 --> 01:02:08,420
- I'm sorry.
1846
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:09,500
- No, I love it, Fred.
1847
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:11,420
- My hall of notes came out, man.
1848
01:02:11,420 --> 01:02:12,420
- Oh, I was glad to.
1849
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:13,420
- Oh, man.
1850
01:02:13,420 --> 01:02:15,300
- Don't forget, it's almost time.
1851
01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:18,180
- Woo! - We're 225 DLC facts.
1852
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:19,020
- Oh, that's right.
1853
01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:20,180
- Yes. - Coming up.
1854
01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:21,540
- Real quick, real quick.
1855
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:22,540
- Really soon.
1856
01:02:22,540 --> 01:02:23,740
- We got, oh.
1857
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,180
- Really soon, just a few more things
1858
01:02:25,180 --> 01:02:26,700
and then we'll work to get to the facts.
1859
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:27,700
- All right, cool.
1860
01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:28,540
Cool.
1861
01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:29,380
- It's fine.
1862
01:02:29,380 --> 01:02:30,660
I think we give it a few more minutes
1863
01:02:30,660 --> 01:02:32,500
than two or 25 facts, real quick.
1864
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:33,340
- Real quick.
1865
01:02:33,340 --> 01:02:34,700
- We can squeeze them in in three or four hours.
1866
01:02:34,700 --> 01:02:36,540
- We'll have them all.
1867
01:02:36,540 --> 01:02:37,940
- Yeah, we'll get to it in a second.
1868
01:02:37,940 --> 01:02:38,780
So, Fred.
1869
01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:40,420
- Yep.
1870
01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:41,260
- What?
1871
01:02:41,260 --> 01:02:45,100
Is your favorite thing to do for "Battle Tons"?
1872
01:02:45,100 --> 01:02:46,940
- Ooh.
1873
01:02:46,940 --> 01:02:47,780
- I like to do it.
1874
01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:48,940
- Other than the lady.
1875
01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:49,780
- It's sexy, yeah.
1876
01:02:49,780 --> 01:02:51,860
I like to do the sexy time.
1877
01:02:51,860 --> 01:02:52,700
- All right.
1878
01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:53,540
(all laughing)
1879
01:02:53,540 --> 01:02:54,380
- Yeah.
1880
01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:56,620
(all laughing)
1881
01:02:56,620 --> 01:02:57,620
- Oh yeah.
1882
01:02:57,620 --> 01:02:58,460
- I don't know, man.
1883
01:02:58,460 --> 01:02:59,300
- Yeah, I don't know either.
1884
01:02:59,300 --> 01:03:00,140
"Battle Tons" over.
1885
01:03:00,140 --> 01:03:03,140
- My thing is, my favorite thing to do in "Battle Tons"
1886
01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:05,820
is like forget it and then be like,
1887
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:07,460
oh shit, it's "Battle Tons".
1888
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:08,780
- The last thing I got.
1889
01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:09,620
- Yeah.
1890
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:10,460
- I gotta go get some.
1891
01:03:10,460 --> 01:03:11,300
- I'll be right back.
1892
01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:14,460
I gotta get that card and just sign the name, won't it?
1893
01:03:14,460 --> 01:03:15,300
- No.
1894
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:16,140
- Yeah, get them to your story.
1895
01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:16,980
- Yeah.
1896
01:03:16,980 --> 01:03:21,140
- I'm willing to, will to leftover nobody wants roses.
1897
01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:22,740
- But he wants them.
1898
01:03:22,740 --> 01:03:23,580
- Yeah.
1899
01:03:23,580 --> 01:03:24,820
- Fine, we know who it is.
1900
01:03:24,820 --> 01:03:26,420
- It's a ploy.
1901
01:03:26,420 --> 01:03:27,500
- Oh yeah. - We're here, Fred.
1902
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,340
- I agree.
1903
01:03:28,340 --> 01:03:29,180
- We're all scam.
1904
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:31,700
- It's all the leftover candy from the world.
1905
01:03:31,700 --> 01:03:32,780
- We're all scam, Fred.
1906
01:03:32,780 --> 01:03:37,140
- Fred, one thing that's not a scam though, is our friends
1907
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:39,140
at the, oh, "Beluto Podcast."
1908
01:03:39,140 --> 01:03:40,820
- Hey! - "Beluto."
1909
01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:43,820
- "Beluto" on YouTube and everything else.
1910
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:46,020
You H-B-O-L, you do.
1911
01:03:46,020 --> 01:03:47,020
- Yep.
1912
01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:48,260
- (stomping)
1913
01:03:48,260 --> 01:03:49,100
- There we go.
1914
01:03:49,100 --> 01:03:49,860
(stomping)
1915
01:03:49,860 --> 01:03:51,980
(all laughing)
1916
01:03:51,980 --> 01:03:52,980
- I'm not kidding.
1917
01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:53,980
- Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1918
01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:55,900
- Well, I hate to say it, but I just realized
1919
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,220
we're not gonna have time.
1920
01:03:57,220 --> 01:03:58,060
- No.
1921
01:03:58,060 --> 01:04:00,460
- We're on 225 BLC fast-food.
1922
01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:02,300
(stomping)
1923
01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:03,660
- I know, I apologize.
1924
01:04:03,660 --> 01:04:06,580
- Just add one more and do it next episode.
1925
01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:07,940
- Right, well, what we'll do is, no, you know,
1926
01:04:07,940 --> 01:04:10,580
we're gonna do a friend, we're gonna come in with a hot
1927
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:15,580
250 BLC facts, and then 250 of them is enough.
1928
01:04:15,580 --> 01:04:16,420
- Okay, yeah, bro.
1929
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:17,260
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1930
01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:18,620
- We'll just push it.
1931
01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:20,140
We're gonna push it back a little bit,
1932
01:04:20,140 --> 01:04:23,180
because we can, if we can't come up with 25 more facts, Fred.
1933
01:04:23,180 --> 01:04:24,540
- Hey. - And how the hell do we come up
1934
01:04:24,540 --> 01:04:25,860
with 225 to begin?
1935
01:04:25,860 --> 01:04:27,180
(laughing)
1936
01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:31,060
- We got 400 facts as of right now, really, if you think.
1937
01:04:31,060 --> 01:04:33,220
- I got a whole book of facts.
1938
01:04:33,220 --> 01:04:34,220
- Yeah, fix on the show.
1939
01:04:34,220 --> 01:04:35,380
- That's gonna have to be true.
1940
01:04:35,380 --> 01:04:37,420
- About the BLC, that's right.
1941
01:04:37,420 --> 01:04:39,500
- Alternative facts.
1942
01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:41,980
- That's right, the most important thing is you have to remember,
1943
01:04:41,980 --> 01:04:44,300
facts don't need to be true.
1944
01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:45,540
- No, no, no, no.
1945
01:04:45,540 --> 01:04:46,380
- So, there you go.
1946
01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:48,420
- And then you have to be spoken.
1947
01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:49,420
- They just have to be spoken.
1948
01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:51,340
- Right, their facts about the show.
1949
01:04:51,340 --> 01:04:52,340
- Whoa.
1950
01:04:52,340 --> 01:04:54,380
- The show is unapologetically racist.
1951
01:04:54,380 --> 01:04:55,220
(laughing)
1952
01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:56,060
- That's a fact.
1953
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,980
(laughing)
1954
01:04:57,980 --> 01:05:00,620
- One third of it is, and you wonder if it is.
1955
01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:01,460
- Yeah.
1956
01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:04,380
- The lower third is the lower third.
1957
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:07,060
(laughing)
1958
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:08,500
- All right, ladies and gentlemen,
1959
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:10,220
well we're gonna get out of here.
1960
01:05:10,220 --> 01:05:12,860
We'll see you next week with a brand new episode.
1961
01:05:12,860 --> 01:05:13,700
- There you go.
1962
01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:16,060
- Of the Black and Tinkong Collective Poke.
1963
01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:17,300
(laughing)
1964
01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:18,140
- I love you.
1965
01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:18,980
- Whoa.
1966
01:05:18,980 --> 01:05:22,340
(laughing)
1967
01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:26,520
(upbeat music)
1968
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:31,020
- We are laughing.
1969
01:05:31,020 --> 01:05:32,180
(laughing)
1970
01:05:32,180 --> 01:05:33,500
- And we are very good friends.
1971
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:34,500
(laughing)
1972
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,860
- Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
1973
01:05:36,860 --> 01:05:38,100
(laughing)
1974
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:40,700
(upbeat music)
1975
01:05:52,900 --> 01:05:53,940
- That's it, man.
1976
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:55,100
Game over, man.
1977
01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:56,100
It's game over.
1978
01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:58,580
- Just hang loose blood.
1979
01:05:58,580 --> 01:06:00,940
She's gonna catch up on the rebar on the meds.
1980
01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:03,540
(upbeat music)
1981
01:06:03,540 --> 01:06:06,380
(laughing)
1982
01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:07,540
- Oh, what a baby.
1983
01:06:07,540 --> 01:06:08,980
(laughing)
1984
01:06:08,980 --> 01:06:10,540
Come on, what is it?
1985
01:06:10,540 --> 01:06:11,820
(upbeat music)
1986
01:06:11,820 --> 01:06:13,860
- Well, thanks all folks.
1987
01:06:13,860 --> 01:06:16,340
- I still love you, son, baby.
1988
01:06:16,340 --> 01:06:17,340
- God damn it.
1989
01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:20,180
(upbeat music)
1990
01:06:20,180 --> 01:06:22,060
- I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
1991
01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:25,380
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1992
01:06:25,380 --> 01:06:26,860
- Surely you can't be serious.
1993
01:06:26,860 --> 01:06:29,140
- I am serious and don't call me sure.
1994
01:06:29,140 --> 01:06:39,140
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