This week, on the fooliest episode of the BLC Podcast this year, Fred has a confession to make, and Parker and Allan are the April Fools. Then, Parker's kicking the energy drinks, and we're talking about the worst sodas, and the worst prebiotic sodas. And Sloppy Joes! Then Allan's treating the fellas to a segment that he created! Get ready for something that you'll never hear again. We're deciding who'd win in a fight, and the toughest Dad's in TV History. Finally, Is Parker Running for office? He's open to bribes, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
This week, on the fooliest episode of the BLC Podcast this year, Fred has a confession to make, and Parker and Allan are the April Fools. Then, Parker's kicking the energy drinks, and we're talking about the worst sodas, and the worst prebiotic sodas. And Sloppy Joes! Then Allan's treating the fellas to a segment that he created! Get ready for something that you'll never hear again. We're deciding who'd win in a fight, and the toughest Dad's in TV History. Finally, Is Parker Running for office? He's open to bribes, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,500
Fancy new seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night suit
2
00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:12,000
A life, a life, it's a life
3
00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:21,000
Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
4
00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:27,500
Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swap the mail in the store in the morning
5
00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:29,500
I'm making fun of you!
6
00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:34,000
With your most harder
7
00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:42,500
Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board
8
00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:50,500
Let's go already!
9
00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:55,000
And now let's start the show
10
00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:01,000
Welcome, welcome!
11
00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,000
Welcome to the either whoo
12
00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:10,000
What a 230th edition of the BL podcast
13
00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000
232th
14
00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:18,000
The official podcast of rappers who start a bar and can't figure out how to finish it
15
00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000
I love it right?
16
00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000
So you did great today though, it wasn't you, it wasn't appointed to you
17
00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,000
I was typing it and then you started rapping and I was like, well, do late, are you start typing it?
18
00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000
They hit you to all of our listeners
19
00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,000
Oh, legitimately Fred, all over the world
20
00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000
All over the world, man
21
00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000
That was good!
22
00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,000
I'm sorry that if you think this is the best podcast in America has to offer
23
00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000
I mean it is and just sorry
24
00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000
I'm sorry, but it is
25
00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:51,000
It is!
26
00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:56,000
Yeah, well it was the best man could get, what was that?
27
00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000
Yeah, it was the best man could get
28
00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000
I bought this, my son needed a new deodorant and I was like, what do you want?
29
00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000
I don't know
30
00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:08,000
And so I went to the, to like Walmart and I was like, yeah, I'm gonna get him, Gillette
31
00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:15,000
Yeah, because I remember, because Gillette's the one that had the like the cross thing and you squeezed it up in the sploops like the
32
00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000
Yeah, the literally threw it in the middle of the day
33
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000
It was all gross looking
34
00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,000
I didn't know either, but I like, I don't know what it's not a unit
35
00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:28,000
He didn't tell me, so I gave him, so he got, so we're probably, yeah, exactly
36
00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:34,000
We're probably broadcasting from the Malaysian studios, because we got it all across the Austin South Carolina
37
00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:40,000
Of course you can check us out on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Threads, we have a Threads now, Fred, I've heard of it
38
00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000
We got a Threads, I don't know, I don't know
39
00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000
I don't know, what is Threads?
40
00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000
I'm not even gonna say it
41
00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,000
It was like a Facebook, it was like, it is Facebook
42
00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,000
Oh my Facebook, it's Facebook's version of Instagram
43
00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000
Of TikTok, no, it's Facebook's version of TikTok
44
00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:00,000
It doesn't matter, we have one and we're, we're gonna log in to it, it's a boy
45
00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000
We're into the news
46
00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:07,000
So get ready for that, that is a live stream where we're like, we're just log in to Fred
47
00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000
Just Threads, you know, but
48
00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:16,000
I think it's a week, because, because Fred now everything has to have, oh, look for your phone
49
00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,000
Now your phone's like, hey, did somebody send you something?
50
00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,000
No, go over here, now look here and then look
51
00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000
Right
52
00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000
And it's like too much
53
00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000
Terrible
54
00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000
So anyway
55
00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000
I don't want it
56
00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:33,000
And of course, on americsfavorapacast.com, which is our website again
57
00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:39,000
And now he's the guy who is here, it's Fred
58
00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:47,000
It's me, I'm here and I've got my new t-shirt for 28
59
00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000
This is the one I'm going for
60
00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,000
I'm going for Clayton Bigsby
61
00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000
Yeah, I'm sure you are
62
00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:59,000
He's gonna admit he's racist
63
00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000
There's something he said is owning it
64
00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000
And I'm freed
65
00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000
He divorced his wife
66
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:12,000
That's what I'm gonna start a new TV show is going to call racist and I'm afraid
67
00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:17,000
Just for Blaming Racists just to get it out there, you know, I don't care who knows it
68
00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000
I know
69
00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000
I'm racist, I don't care who knows it
70
00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,000
It's open about these, not the same, you know
71
00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000
In other words, you're just gonna get logged out on Facebook
72
00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000
Yeah
73
00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000
Yeah, that is our life already
74
00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000
Okay, so well, welcome to the show
75
00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:39,000
Thank you and as always, I like to introduce the man behind the boards
76
00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000
Allen, O-T-B
77
00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000
It's me
78
00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000
Come on
79
00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,000
I think I'm gonna get you
80
00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:53,000
The spider that's descending upon me as we speak
81
00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000
Not very large, so sorry to be seen
82
00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,000
It's been written upon me like a thong
83
00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,000
Downward, downward, down the I-Lacy Web
84
00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000
Torn mine, mouth, mine, gullet
85
00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000
With the open switch, step to the...
86
00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000
Go eat up the voters
87
00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000
You're never, you're gonna wish you didn't do this spider
88
00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,000
'Cause I got a bucket of barbecue sauce right here for you
89
00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000
Give it man and chop it down, Fred
90
00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000
Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen
91
00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000
Nice to meet you
92
00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000
We're so glad that you're here
93
00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000
We are also here
94
00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000
So...
95
00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000
Hey
96
00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000
Back in the scene, Chris being clean
97
00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000
Hey, how you doing?
98
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000
How you doing?
99
00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
100
00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
101
00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000
Howdy
102
00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000
So good to have you
103
00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000
Fine, looking fine audience, how are you?
104
00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000
Anyway, okay, well Fred, you know what they...
105
00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000
What the...
106
00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000
Can I tell you...
107
00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000
I can tell you something, Fred
108
00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000
I'm gonna tell you about it right now
109
00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000
Oh, tell it
110
00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000
Can you tell us some...
111
00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000
There's this new thing going around
112
00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:59,000
And it's really especially new for people like us, Fred
113
00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000
And it's called...
114
00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000
So, Patience...
115
00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000
No, it's called emotions, Fred
116
00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000
I heard...
117
00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,000
I heard you experience one of the so-called emotions recently
118
00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000
Yeah
119
00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,000
I just tell us all about it
120
00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000
I heard you had to get into that house
121
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000
Oh, the cost of emotion
122
00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000
I had a rollercoaster, a bunch of like...
123
00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000
All right
124
00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000
The other day...
125
00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000
Oh, this is Fred's "Mad as Hell" and he's gonna know...
126
00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000
Yeah, I mad at myself
127
00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000
I mad at myself because...
128
00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000
I got so caught up in the moment
129
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000
I didn't think of he...
130
00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000
No
131
00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,000
To something that would have probably benefited all of us
132
00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000
Oh, man, me... us too?
133
00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000
Yeah, the whole...
134
00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000
Well, then I mad at you too
135
00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000
Yeah, that's why I said you're gonna be mad at me
136
00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000
I'm never gonna be... I forgive you
137
00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000
So, I'll tell you a little story
138
00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000
A bottom-end name, dude
139
00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000
I'm pretty forgive you
140
00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000
So, I feel like...
141
00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000
If I don't pre-forgive you, I may not forgive you after you told the story
142
00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000
Thank you for pre-forgiving me
143
00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,000
You're probably not gonna be mad by the end of this
144
00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000
You should be
145
00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000
So, the other day, buddy of mine called me
146
00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,000
He said, you know, he was getting off work a little early
147
00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000
You won meet up for a couple...
148
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000
Combrusenos...
149
00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000
Yeah, we really had to hug out
150
00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000
We had to hug out, you know, and ever
151
00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000
Yeah, that's just like me and him
152
00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000
Yeah, I'm saying
153
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000
Yeah, you get to call for you
154
00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000
But I'm hanging out with two other guys
155
00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000
If a guy calls...
156
00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000
Okay, so ladies and gentlemen
157
00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000
If one of your old buddies calls you now
158
00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000
I'm spoken to him or hung out with him in a while
159
00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000
And they're like, "Hey, let's hang out."
160
00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000
I'm gonna be honest with you
161
00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000
50% chance there's just bored as hell
162
00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,000
50% chance... this is a cry for help
163
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,000
So, you gotta take that... I mean, I'm not getting like...
164
00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000
You gotta be like...
165
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000
100% of the time...
166
00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,000
100% of the time you have to be like, "Yeah, I'm gonna hang out with you."
167
00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000
Yeah, 100% like...
168
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,000
Yeah, that was good.
169
00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000
You never know when...
170
00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000
Next time you'll get the hang out
171
00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000
Right, right, never get the hang out with you
172
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000
Yeah
173
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000
So, we...
174
00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000
He worked up off of...
175
00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000
Well, this place
176
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000
But right across the street...
177
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,000
We're right across the way was like a little par three golf course
178
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000
Yeah
179
00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000
That, you know, up there in the...
180
00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000
No one just...
181
00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000
Do you remember legones?
182
00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000
Yeah, that way he's got some money into it
183
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000
His vestment group, do it...
184
00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000
It's called...
185
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000
Ladies and gentlemen, it's called...
186
00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000
Three's
187
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000
Yeah
188
00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000
What a name!
189
00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000
What a name!
190
00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,000
So, we went up to the three's
191
00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000
And uh...
192
00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000
'Cause, I mean, they really redid the whole thing
193
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000
They put a beautiful clubhouse...
194
00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000
It's a clubhouse
195
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000
I mean, it's a spring day, it's really nice
196
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000
You know, what the hot one is cool, but it's so much fun
197
00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,000
Same coming true
198
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000
You sit down there drinking beers and just...
199
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000
You know, shacking it up and just...
200
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000
Oh, it's just...
201
00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000
Yeah, having a really, really good time
202
00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000
It's reminiscent
203
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000
And then...
204
00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000
Uh-uh
205
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000
Shit
206
00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000
Oh man, that's all that happened
207
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000
This old man walks out the door
208
00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000
Oh man, he's a...
209
00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000
Richard Petty
210
00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000
He's a... he's a...
211
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000
He's a little Spanish man, you know?
212
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000
He's...
213
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000
But, you know, he...
214
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000
That's good for his age, y'know?
215
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000
Sure
216
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000
He's a old man, he's a man in prison
217
00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000
Yeah, he's got like...
218
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000
He's got golf gear on and stuff like that
219
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000
And then next thing, you know...
220
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000
The scene you read it walks out
221
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000
I don't know...
222
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000
She is...
223
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000
I don't know, I'm not gonna say that
224
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000
Because I don't know that girl...
225
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000
True
226
00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000
And...
227
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000
Yeah, so...
228
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000
You still don't know?
229
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000
After that...
230
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000
I know
231
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000
I know
232
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000
Wait
233
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000
I'm gonna say that my buddy Jumon...
234
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000
Hmm
235
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000
Instantly looks at him with those...
236
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000
Hey...
237
00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,000
And the guy sees Jumon looking at him
238
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000
With that...
239
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000
Recognition
240
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000
Oh, you face, you're recognition face
241
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000
He got in stops, yeah
242
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000
He got in stops and I don't look at him
243
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000
You're my...
244
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,000
Was it George's fucking Lopez, Fred?
245
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000
Hey, you, you're fucking great!
246
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000
You know, it wasn't George Lopez
247
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000
Okay, that's it
248
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000
It wasn't George Lopez
249
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000
But we start...
250
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000
Like, he sees...
251
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000
He sees...
252
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000
He's like...
253
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,000
Jumon goes like, "I recognize you, I know you"
254
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,000
And the guy's like, "Hey, I don't want your money, dude"
255
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,000
He just started playing off of whatever...
256
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,000
He's like, "Maybe you don't need money!"
257
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000
And like...
258
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000
He's just a generally nice man
259
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000
Yeah, yeah
260
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000
And he starts up conversation with him
261
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,000
And we talk to him about, you know, 10, 15 minutes
262
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,000
Come to find out he just moved from LA
263
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000
Okay
264
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000
He just moved from LA
265
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000
His daughter is in school, that was his daughter
266
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000
Okay
267
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000
Very pretty girl
268
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000
Very, very pretty girl
269
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,000
And we were talking about golf
270
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000
And how I played Jumon doesn't play
271
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000
But he wants to get into it
272
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000
And how his father played
273
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000
How, you know, some of the famous courses
274
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000
That his father played, Pebble Beach
275
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,000
We talked to this man for about 15 minutes
276
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000
You know
277
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000
Didn't mention the park, yes he was
278
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000
Didn't mention the park, yes
279
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000
But I didn't know who he was at the point
280
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000
You should've known
281
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000
I recognized his face
282
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000
I know who he is
283
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000
But I didn't know who he was
284
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000
So like after he goes, you know,
285
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000
6,000, 6,000 is table
286
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:32,000
And we started, he said his name was Jose
287
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000
That's all he gave us
288
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,000
Jose Cuervo, the original name he created Gila
289
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000
You know what I don't understand is Jumon's name
290
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000
Used to be in our intro
291
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000
Right
292
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000
He's never done that
293
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000
We need to get Jumon on this show
294
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000
To tell us how much you fucked up
295
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000
I did, I fucked up
296
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,000
So like his name was Jose
297
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000
So he goes back and sits with his family
298
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000
And then we start looking up
299
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:02,000
You know, I have like the IMDbF
300
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Because I'm always looking up shit like that
301
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000
And I just put in, I was like
302
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:13,000
All these different Jose's pop up
303
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000
And like
304
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000
Yeah, yeah
305
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000
Did we found him
306
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000
I didn't found him
307
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000
Okay
308
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,000
So his name is
309
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000
Would you like his name or would you like some things that he's been in
310
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000
Let's take a guess here
311
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000
Let's see
312
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000
Okay, so I'm gonna get
313
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000
No, you can't look it up
314
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000
I didn't
315
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000
I tied it up
316
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000
I tied J
317
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000
I think he's picking on the keys
318
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,000
I think he's trying to get my keyboard just back
319
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000
Three-quarters of my family's name Jose
320
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000
Right
321
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000
So, okay
322
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000
All right, I'm not clicking
323
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:52,000
I'm gonna tell you some movies and shows that he's been on
324
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000
Been in
325
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000
And
326
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000
Do you want his character?
327
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,000
No, I don't know. I don't know
328
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000
I just can go and say the movie
329
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
Job like was Amo
330
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000
So no, I would have known John Ligazama
331
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000
So he was in crank
332
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000
Okay
333
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
He was a guy named Verona in crank
334
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000
He was in Disturbia
335
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,000
He was officer Gucci areas
336
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000
Sure
337
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000
He was in crank high voltage
338
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000
So he made it out of the first one
339
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000
Okay, you lived through the first that sub
340
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
That's something
341
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000
Ricky Verona again
342
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000
Okay
343
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000
He was in Elysium
344
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,000
His name was Sandro
345
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000
How old was his gentleman?
346
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,000
Would you guess?
347
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000
Three-four-min
348
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000
Yeah
349
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000
Around my age, maybe a little older
350
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000
Maybe a little older
351
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000
I am BD page doesn't give us his year
352
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000
Well, because he's a blindness
353
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000
Right, so like he can play
354
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000
Yeah, this guy like
355
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000
He was like, "Kill it!"
356
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,000
Like he was freaking jacked
357
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000
Like, "How's I do?"
358
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000
Jose Konseko
359
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:04,000
You did it, didn't you?
360
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
It's all addin' up
361
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000
It was in a memory of a killer
362
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000
There's new Netflix movie
363
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,000
With Ben Amflac, Matt Damon, Derip
364
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000
Okay, I didn't want to tell you what's different
365
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,000
He was in that, he's been in Wheel Trent
366
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000
I don't know
367
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,000
CSI Los Angeles, the ambulance in CIS
368
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000
I mean, Mayor of town
369
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000
He's all over the place, bro
370
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
Yeah, man
371
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:38,000
And son of Van Arkey, he was in the walkin' dead
372
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000
Fucking dead, like
373
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000
He had a pretty good part in the walkin' dead too
374
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000
Cause like, that in England, I was a bit of a man
375
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000
More movies you talkin'
376
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000
Series that he says, "I'm getting angry or angry at you"
377
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000
I'm so glad I praised for David
378
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,000
That's all I'm so fucking mad
379
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000
How many drinks did you have?
380
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Oh, I was
381
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
I'm trying to help you
382
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000
Three, three, and maybe not really
383
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
I said enough, no, no, no
384
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000
You have that many drinks
385
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000
If he had had like six or seven, he would have been like, "Yeah, I'm gonna be right"
386
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000
I probably wouldn't have done it, dude
387
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
So tell us more about Mr.
388
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,000
Okay, so who is, who is the mystery man, Fred?
389
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:24,000
His name is Jose Pablo Cantilo
390
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Okay, let me see if I can go look him up
391
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000
Oh, they Pablo Cantilo
392
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000
And evidently he just died
393
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000
Exactly, he's one of those dead guys
394
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000
He's like, he's dead guy, you know what I mean?
395
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
Yeah, I remember the walkin' dead, yeah
396
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,000
Right, yeah, he was down with the government
397
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000
Okay
398
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Yeah, and like...
399
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
As Cantillo
400
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
The double L sounds like...
401
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
The double L sounds like a Y
402
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Cantillo, okay, cantillo, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr.
403
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000
Okay, no, no, I mean...
404
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000
So...
405
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Okay, so what the fuck, first of all,
406
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
Secondly, the fuck
407
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Bro, like...
408
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,000
We were sitting there and first we were trying to like think of like
409
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Waves from like just using our brains
410
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
And we were like, "Oh, not that, not that"
411
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000
He's like, "No, what was my bad..."
412
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000
James was almost...
413
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,000
You know, like, he was almost James then, but almost
414
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
Yeah, almost, not...
415
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
And then we were like...
416
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:35,000
And I was like, "Yeah, he was like, "Fuck, stop lookin' at me!"
417
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
That's fucked up
418
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000
Fuck, I'm lookin' at him!
419
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000
He's like, "We know you from somewhere, he's like, "Hey, you do."
420
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,000
He do know me from somewhere, I'm just not gonna tell you
421
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000
That was the cool part about it though, like,
422
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000
'cause we didn't talk about any of that
423
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
You know, we didn't talk about any of that
424
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Right, right, and...
425
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
And you talked to him as a human being, yeah
426
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
We talked to him as a human being
427
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:02,000
And which makes me even more mad, because he probably would have said, "Yes."
428
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:06,000
You know, he probably would be like, "Yeah, I'll give you 15 minutes or something."
429
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
I just followed him on Instagram
430
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Did you?
431
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000
He let's be following back
432
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
We'll have a picture of you on there
433
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Actually, he looks in your Instagram
434
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Yeah, I'll follow him on Instagram
435
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
And maybe we'll, like, make a post with this
436
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Right, so be like, "Hey, sir, please..."
437
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
We are stupid and big podcasters with 11 minutes
438
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000
"Hey, sir, how about dummy? Could I please?"
439
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000
"And then it's you!"
440
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000
You can come on and be the fourth host forever
441
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000
Right, I'm the third
442
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000
Right
443
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000
He can replace Alan as the...
444
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
That sounds like his finger, then...
445
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
He plays me
446
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000
He's...
447
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
He'll be the L
448
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
This is the double L
449
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
This is the...
450
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
This is the...
451
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
He's the black link of...
452
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,000
He's the black link of my...
453
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000
He's the black link of my...
454
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Alan will be played by...
455
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:57,000
And see you, he'll be played me better than I play myself here
456
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,000
Like, "I see the passion in your eyes."
457
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Yeah
458
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,000
I'm like, "Oh, shit, dude. I'm into this."
459
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000
But, y'all, no, it was just a really cool thing
460
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000
You know, Fred, I'm gonna be honest with you
461
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Yeah
462
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
I honestly...
463
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Obviously, I would love for you for you to have to...
464
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
At least in some way been like...
465
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Right
466
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Check it out
467
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
But...
468
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
You know what?
469
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000
You know what?
470
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Because at the end of the day...
471
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000
He's just a dude
472
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000
He's like you and me
473
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Or Alan
474
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
I'll say that dude
475
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Oh, Jack did with lots of money
476
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000
But other than that, we're exactly the same
477
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Yeah
478
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Other than that, we're...
479
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:44,000
I'm gonna pass on one diamond cross that's gonna die
480
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
One more red and a half
481
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Right, so, nah, but I mean, that's cool
482
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
And I think there's something to be said for like, you know...
483
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000
You make somebody that you could be like, "Oh, we're going."
484
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
You're like a person, man
485
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
I'm so appreciated that more
486
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Yeah
487
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
And he would ever appreciate someone like that
488
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
I didn't wanna...
489
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Oh, my God
490
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
My wife was like, "Did you get a picture? Did you get a selfie?"
491
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
I was like, "That one do it, man."
492
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:18,000
Yeah, we're doing it, man
493
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
You had the conversation with the guy
494
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
You got to know him on a personal level
495
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Not the guy on the screen
496
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Right
497
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
You got to meet him as just a dude
498
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
I think he's gonna be like, "I think the guy is really hot."
499
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
And you said that
500
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
His daughter is really hot
501
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:38,000
I think she was very beautiful
502
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
I think she was very beautiful
503
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Which is nothing wrong with that
504
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000
She is, she's very beautiful
505
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Very beautiful young lady
506
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Why did you get off her picture with her?
507
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Stop it!
508
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
No more cases of...
509
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
No, no
510
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
She heard us there, it does
511
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
You know the climate we're in
512
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,000
So, no, like...
513
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:09,000
But I know, when we looked up as IMDB
514
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
I thought he was in a rip
515
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Yeah, man I was like, "Oh, I just watched it."
516
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
You know, Monday go whatever
517
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
I was like, "Watch it again, you know, find it."
518
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
And like...
519
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
He had like...
520
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000
He had like three lines
521
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
And a death scene
522
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
I was a job, baby
523
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Like, it's a job, no, like...
524
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
I was like, "That's awesome, man."
525
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
He got to, if he gets to speak
526
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
You know, he's never been
527
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
No, no, you know what I mean?
528
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
That's how you get royalties
529
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah
530
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
So, he's living it up
531
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
He's living it up
532
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
You actually helped him cover his next round of golf
533
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
I watched the show for it
534
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Oh, but watch out, watch it and show it
535
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
There you go, there you go
536
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Well, there you go
537
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
So, we will...
538
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
I will go there every day from now until I die
539
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,000
To see him and say, "Hey, I'm a friend."
540
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
He's an idiot
541
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
And I pre-forgave him like a moron
542
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
I'm a big, big idiot
543
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Me for forgiving you
544
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Or you for not doing that
545
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
I mean, sincerely, let's be real
546
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
I'm glad he didn't
547
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
I'm glad you were not doing that
548
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
You were famous
549
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
I mean, the guy already had told you about you
550
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
He was hanging out here and his family and all that
551
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Yeah, yeah
552
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Because I wouldn't want to be the guy like
553
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Yeah, I can't go nowhere
554
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Yeah, I know
555
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
At first maybe a little bit
556
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
But then after a while
557
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
You're like, "Yeah, dude, this one gave you like a little life
558
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
That's probably why he's here and not in LA
559
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah
560
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
I mean, yeah, you gonna mean it
561
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
His daughter probably used a firm in her clubs
562
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
No, it slowed it way down
563
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
Yeah, I'm saying it just like
564
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Yeah, good for you, man
565
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,000
You can live here like a king
566
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Yeah, oh yeah
567
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
And the money that it cost to live like a decent like a decent life
568
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
And life, so
569
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,000
For Mexico, I mean for LA
570
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
We're like Mexico
571
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Yeah, I'm saying because you know how you can take like
572
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Yeah, you can
573
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Like price wise, yeah, I'm saying like
574
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
575
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
I can sail my house, go to Mexico
576
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
And live like a king
577
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,000
That's why everybody's coming from LA
578
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
You know, everything where everything's expensive
579
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Come down here
580
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
And then drive the prices down here
581
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Yeah, you got it
582
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Mailed it
583
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Well, if Mr. Castillo ever wants to come on
584
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Of course, he's welcome too
585
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
He ever wants to call one of his famous friends
586
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Hey, if you if you have a need of extra
587
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Yeah
588
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah
589
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
There's a lot to get
590
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000
To stand on the background of
591
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Swat
592
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Oh, maybe they could do a
593
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
maybe they could do a SWAT episode about
594
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Fat Fox
595
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
And that could be us
596
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
We're broadcasting live
597
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
We're being kidnapped at the moment
598
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Please come save us Mr. Swat
599
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Then you're gonna kill us
600
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Help us Mr. Swat
601
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Well, there you go
602
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
Because of us dead and have cookbooks next to us
603
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000
They died like they lived
604
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Fat is fun
605
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,000
So well Fred, let me tell you, you're speaking of being fat
606
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
And speaking of trying not to be fat
607
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,000
So trying to be less fat as we all are right
608
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000
And so I was like, you know what? I'm really, really trying
609
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
To make positive changes in my life
610
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Right
611
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
So I eliminated energy drinks
612
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Which I wasn't like, everybody said, oh you're eating buck and drink
613
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
I would drink like one red bull a day
614
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Not like seven
615
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Like literally one maybe two if it was a rough day
616
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Right
617
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
But that was about it and I was like, yeah, everything else is like water
618
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
One cup of coffee a day, whatever
619
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
But I was like, you know what?
620
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Okay, maybe people are right, maybe energy drinks aren't the best thing for you
621
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000
So I'm gonna switch, I'm gonna eliminate it
622
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,000
And then I stumbled upon something that I was like, oh
623
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Maybe I'll try these to replace the reward of getting energy drink
624
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Because that's kind of the thing, I got them like
625
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Oh, I get one at this time of the day
626
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
It's kind of like, well, pick me up thing
627
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
You know, it's kind of like a thing, right?
628
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
And so I found, and I'm sure you've heard of these
629
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Like, couple of things
630
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:45,820
of these, like, talk Lee and all these other ones, Olli Popping, culture pop, the prebiotic
631
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:51,200
sodas, the prebiotic ... The ones that are supposed to be great for your gut, because
632
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:57,400
that your gut apparently, Fred, is now the most popular part of people's bodies.
633
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,680
Is that all ... Well, it's the bundle.
634
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:09,280
Right, obviously now that's head on now, the digestive system, right?
635
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,360
Started at the mouth, that was the gut.
636
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:15,040
That was how, like, Javilee Kurt is, like, she had the ...
637
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,240
Yeah, she was ...
638
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,240
I got it.
639
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,240
You were good for your gut.
640
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,240
It's good for your gut.
641
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,240
Yeah.
642
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,240
What's the difference when you get your intent?
643
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,240
What part is the gut?
644
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,240
It's the gut.
645
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,240
The gut is the intestines.
646
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,240
The intestines?
647
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,240
Yeah.
648
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,560
So why are you saying ... Because they want to get your intestines, Fred.
649
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:36,960
cuz, activity is, activity is, activity you know, we won't get up in them guts, girl.
650
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,040
And they go, get them, get them boys.
651
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,440
Ah, today, yeah.
652
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,460
You don't, baby, no,
653
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,280
guess why?
654
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,660
Why me, you never told a girl you were going to fuck her and test themselves.
655
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:50,040
That's true.
656
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,640
That's what it felt like, what, what I was out,
657
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:57,600
so your God is like the whole deal, right is your stomach.
658
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,460
It's the stomach.
659
00:25:58,460 --> 00:26:00,160
And your intestines altogether.
660
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:00,840
It's like the system.
661
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,540
So the God's just, it's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
662
00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:05,780
just part of my good.
663
00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:06,780
No, no, yours.
664
00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:11,600
I don't know why yours is, but that's what they said.
665
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,780
No, I don't know about your soft, because I'm sure that's important to,
666
00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:15,780
right.
667
00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:17,020
But who fucking cares about your soft,
668
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:18,940
yes, other than people who don't have one.
669
00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:19,780
It's suffigate.
670
00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:20,940
Right.
671
00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:22,460
That's what that's the cares about it.
672
00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:23,380
One is off a guy.
673
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:27,740
So red, so yeah, no, so I was like, you know what?
674
00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:30,820
I'm going to, I'm going to help my old gut out because there's
675
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:31,820
a lot of it.
676
00:26:31,820 --> 00:26:37,020
And, you know, if there's so much of it, we're stuck together for a while.
677
00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:38,020
We ought to be friends.
678
00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:42,740
So I started drinking and trying out all these different micro,
679
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:48,140
whatever fucking prebiotic soda is, which, I don't know if they do anything.
680
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:52,460
No, I can't figure out if they do it because the problem is,
681
00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:55,660
I don't know where my gut stood.
682
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,660
Four hand.
683
00:26:57,660 --> 00:26:59,260
I felt like my gut was fine.
684
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:01,540
I tell you one that we'll move you.
685
00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:03,420
Oh, metamusel.
686
00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:04,500
Perier.
687
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,260
I don't drink that shit.
688
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:06,860
It's too bubbly.
689
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:10,500
Oh, it'll move you like, it'll well.
690
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:11,460
Yeah.
691
00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:14,180
No rocket launches your bottom.
692
00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:18,740
Cause it's like, we had to power up.
693
00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:24,220
I want to show them my cousin from California was down and he left like a bunch
694
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,100
of periods of a refrigerator.
695
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,580
I'd never had one before.
696
00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:28,420
I was like, try it.
697
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,620
It tastes what's bad.
698
00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:34,260
He's like, like, I swear 20 minutes later.
699
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:37,820
And I thought it was just, I was just me.
700
00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:38,620
Yeah, man.
701
00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:40,100
20 minutes, you get that fringe.
702
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:40,620
Yeah.
703
00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:44,580
I drunk, I drunk another one and like, no, we, we were in this later.
704
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:48,060
I was like, God, we, we made you poop.
705
00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:48,580
Yeah.
706
00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:50,380
Yeah.
707
00:27:50,380 --> 00:27:53,620
So I was like, I've been trying, like, said, I've been trying all these different ones.
708
00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:55,780
And the kids have kind of gotten into it.
709
00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:56,780
Like, my daughter's gotten it.
710
00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:57,780
She's like, who let's try this one?
711
00:27:57,780 --> 00:27:58,300
Let's try that one.
712
00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:01,940
So the other day I tried one and Fred.
713
00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:04,060
Okay.
714
00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:05,460
Well, let me give you the flavor of it.
715
00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:10,540
And then you tell me what you would think if someone offered you, don't say strawberry.
716
00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:11,980
No, not a strawberry.
717
00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:13,980
I'd be like, you know, I know you don't.
718
00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:16,980
A mango soda, like a mango.
719
00:28:16,980 --> 00:28:18,220
I like mango.
720
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:18,580
A lot.
721
00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:19,620
I think mangoes.
722
00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:23,220
Like, the only place of the house like mangoes are in.
723
00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:24,940
I don't know where they're somewhere.
724
00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:26,580
Yeah, we had bingos in poor.
725
00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:27,580
Yeah, mangoes.
726
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,380
But they call them mangoes.
727
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:30,140
Yeah, mango.
728
00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:31,620
Mungo.
729
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:33,540
And they'd be like, mango.
730
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:34,540
And there's a game.
731
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:38,740
There's always a grandfather had a mango tree and we just get it off the tree, man.
732
00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:40,660
It was just a good mongo.
733
00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:41,260
A mongo.
734
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:42,260
A mongo.
735
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:42,900
Right.
736
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:45,700
So mongo.
737
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,900
Yeah, mongo don't want to go home.
738
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:50,580
So I'm here.
739
00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:53,460
I get the mango drink and I'm like, this is going to be good.
740
00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:54,740
I'm going to save this one.
741
00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:57,420
It's going to be a special drink.
742
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,340
Mm-hmm.
743
00:28:58,340 --> 00:28:59,340
Because it was good.
744
00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:02,620
And so the other day didn't have kids for the first time in a while.
745
00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:03,660
They were like with whatever.
746
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:06,460
And I was like, what am I going to do?
747
00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:09,540
I'm going to because I had to figure out my own lunch like a grown up.
748
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:13,740
And I was like, I'm going to have the most grown up lunch I could think of, which
749
00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:15,460
was a sloppy.
750
00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:17,540
Oh, the mango.
751
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:18,420
A beast.
752
00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:22,740
Go cheese beat salad with a drop of all some of the production.
753
00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:25,900
It's kind of fucking flake Newton's or I know.
754
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:28,340
I was like, I'm making sloppy joes.
755
00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:29,020
God damn it.
756
00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:29,620
Slime.
757
00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:32,220
No, the most adult thing I could think of.
758
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:40,180
But I was like, oh, I had a steak for dinner that night.
759
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,780
But I was like, I want my kids don't like sloppy joes.
760
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,740
No, I was like, Oh, I love them.
761
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:49,020
So I was like, I'm going to have, I'm going to make like a grown up sloppy joe with
762
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:51,220
like lots of, you know, seasoning and all the stuff.
763
00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:52,220
Yes.
764
00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:53,620
Do you eat?
765
00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:54,420
How do you eat it?
766
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:59,980
Do you eat it like hamburger or do you cut it with a fork and like, no, I don't know.
767
00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:01,220
No, it's a bird.
768
00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,100
It's a sloppy joe.
769
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:02,620
It's the same.
770
00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:03,580
Well, yeah, yeah.
771
00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,660
I put pickles on it.
772
00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:07,220
She's on it.
773
00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:07,940
That's it.
774
00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:11,500
No, I was good because I like it sloppy.
775
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:14,140
Yeah, I'm saying like, I'm actually happy.
776
00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:15,660
I make it into a sandwich.
777
00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:18,860
And then I take that out of the sandwich and I put French fries in it and mix it up with
778
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:19,380
French fries.
779
00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:21,140
Yeah, because it falls out of the sandwich.
780
00:30:21,140 --> 00:30:22,860
Yeah, it falls out of the sandwich.
781
00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:23,540
Yeah, I did.
782
00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:27,020
Okay, I will say so I had made the sandwich toast.
783
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:30,860
I did toast and because I got a little structure to hold the
784
00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:31,380
slop.
785
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,140
Yeah.
786
00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:37,260
And then I was like, I did take, I accompanied my dinner my lunch with a fork just in
787
00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:37,660
case.
788
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:38,380
Mm-hmm.
789
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:41,260
Because I was like, this is, this is what all of these sloppy.
790
00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:42,380
Yes, you want all of it?
791
00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:44,540
Yeah, I'm here for all the sloppy.
792
00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:47,980
I want my sloppy first and my sloppy seconds.
793
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:51,380
And I want all of it my guts like activity, baby.
794
00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:52,900
Make it into sloppy.
795
00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:54,340
Mine is the Joe.
796
00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:56,900
Try to get its name.
797
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:59,140
Mine is sloppy Joe get its name.
798
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,260
It was the guy.
799
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:04,140
And it's right here's a guy named Joe.
800
00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:06,940
Real sloppy guy.
801
00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:11,540
And he was like, I make sandwiches and they're like, okay.
802
00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:14,260
And then they ate them and they all got second nine.
803
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:16,020
And he's like, you'll call them sloppy.
804
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:16,540
Joe's rock.
805
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:19,700
Yeah, I cook name Joe Floyd.
806
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:20,620
Angels Cafe.
807
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:21,780
Credit it with adding to me.
808
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:23,980
Loose meat sandwich.
809
00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:24,980
Loose meat sandwich.
810
00:31:24,980 --> 00:31:25,980
That's a classic sandwich.
811
00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:26,980
Loose meat.
812
00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:28,980
Have you ever had a loose meat sandwich?
813
00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:30,780
Yeah, loose meat sandwich.
814
00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:32,980
I've made plenty of loose meat sandwich in my life.
815
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:34,980
That's not a euphemism bread.
816
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:39,180
But I'm a loose meat sandwich.
817
00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:43,660
If you're willing, if you're willing to get extra sloppy, you don't want to
818
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:44,460
get caught at meat.
819
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:45,660
I'm having a few of them.
820
00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:47,660
You don't mind going to loose meat down again.
821
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,500
You got to enjoy it.
822
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:57,500
Hey, Fred, you know what they say, Fred?
823
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,500
Meals a meal, baby.
824
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:04,620
Whether you get the sloppy Joseph,
825
00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:07,100
or loose meat buffet.
826
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:09,300
A meal.
827
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:11,300
But loosey, loosey.
828
00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:12,700
Yeah, loose, loose.
829
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,900
So, so yeah, so I was like, right.
830
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:20,700
So I was like, this, this event calls for like this amazing soda.
831
00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:24,100
Yeah, it was like, I'm gonna, this is gonna be great.
832
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:24,900
Right.
833
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:28,180
It is kind of just, I was just, I was like, I have been leaving the seat for like
834
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,700
three days, four days tops.
835
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,500
And I'm like, so you know, like it's built up, right?
836
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:33,500
It's up here.
837
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:36,500
And I'm like, this is going to just like, I don't know.
838
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,500
There we go.
839
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:41,700
You got the expectations of many of them by about a million.
840
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:42,700
And leave it.
841
00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:45,700
So it gets the expectations of poor.
842
00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:47,100
I know we're poor.
843
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,100
And that's why I was like,
844
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,900
like rings are expensive.
845
00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:51,900
It costs a lot of money.
846
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:52,900
And that's the problem.
847
00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:56,900
It's the same price as an interneering, but I was like, it's okay.
848
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:59,900
Because it's not that it's out of my guts.
849
00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:01,900
It's like, it's getting up in my guts.
850
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:05,900
I was like, I'm letting it penetrate my guts.
851
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:07,900
Yeah, sloppy Joe.
852
00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:08,900
Yeah, it's gonna.
853
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,700
Yeah, sloppy Joe and a nice gutty sandwich.
854
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,500
Right.
855
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:15,700
Yeah, loose meat, so yeah, loose meat, sloppy Joe sandwich in my guts.
856
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:16,700
Uh, so,
857
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,900
so I take a big bread.
858
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:21,700
I don't know how you, okay, I don't know how you guys approach a drink,
859
00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:25,500
like a, when you're thirsty, do you, are you like a cracker so to open?
860
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,500
Let's say you got a, a soda can, right?
861
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:34,100
Are you cracking open and you do like a little sip or do you crack it open and you tip it back and get a good opening?
862
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,500
I know what I'm getting.
863
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:39,100
If I'm thirsty, man, I'm taking a big goal.
864
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:39,900
Right.
865
00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:40,500
Big goal, right?
866
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,100
I usually go big goal, but if I'm thirsty, big goal.
867
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:45,700
But you normally know what's in there because it's right.
868
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,700
Well, that's what I'm saying about getting a coat.
869
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,700
Yeah.
870
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:51,100
Well, so I'm, this coke is going to be so good.
871
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:51,600
Right.
872
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,900
I know what's going to be coke.
873
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:53,400
Yeah.
874
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,500
I mean, right.
875
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:58,500
Well, I didn't know what it was and I went for it anyway, friends.
876
00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:59,500
Yeah.
877
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:02,500
So I took a big, oh, a whole concept of this thing.
878
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,300
Like, I turned it up for two, three seconds.
879
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:06,300
Big drink.
880
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:09,300
And I was like, oh, man, like it's cold and it's wet.
881
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:11,500
This is exactly what I want in a drink.
882
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,100
Right.
883
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:16,500
And as soon as I took that thing away from my lips and like tasted it,
884
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:21,220
it was the worst goddamn thing I've ever tasted in the mind of like
885
00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:22,500
I did it all over the place.
886
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,500
I did not spit it out because I didn't swallow it.
887
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:25,500
Yeah.
888
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:29,300
But I was like, maybe, I was like, maybe it's kind of like the croix, right?
889
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:35,300
You know, the croix is like in, it's like a bottle in a room near a pair.
890
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,700
And so it's pair flavor.
891
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,700
You know what I'm saying?
892
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:40,900
That's what it was like, it was like, that's how we get there.
893
00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:46,300
We, we, we pushed the water near a mango on the way to the
894
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:47,300
factory.
895
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:51,100
There's what it tastes in like we drove the mango.
896
00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:52,100
We drove near it.
897
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,100
No, not the way.
898
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:54,100
Not the way that's near.
899
00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:55,100
We're near it.
900
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:56,100
Right.
901
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,100
Exactly.
902
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,100
And we, we paused slightly.
903
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:03,100
So why is this one named Terry's balls?
904
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:06,700
I'd rather have been Terry's balls, if I'm being honest.
905
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:10,500
So I was like, well, you know, Fred, this is one thing that I am.
906
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,500
It's an idiot.
907
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,100
So maybe, maybe the first one was.
908
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:15,100
Oh, man.
909
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:16,100
Was it right?
910
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:17,100
Maybe I just mistasted.
911
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:21,700
Now I took it, this time I took a very small cautious sip.
912
00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:22,700
Yeah.
913
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:23,700
And it was even worse.
914
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:24,700
Yeah.
915
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:25,700
So I threw it out.
916
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:27,700
I'll never get culture pop.
917
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:32,500
If you see one calls, see if you've got culture pop brands, man, you know, that's the real
918
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:33,500
one.
919
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,200
No, Poppy is real.
920
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,300
There's like seven real ones though.
921
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:39,300
Poppy is the OG.
922
00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:40,300
Poppy is good.
923
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:41,300
I don't mind.
924
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:42,300
Poppy is the OG, man.
925
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,300
Poppy is so many.
926
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:46,700
There's so many, but they're good.
927
00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:52,540
And so I wish, I wish that they would sponsor the show so that I could get them for free,
928
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:53,540
but not the mango one.
929
00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:58,900
If the mango one sponsors the show, I will not ever drink a pretend to drink it.
930
00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:00,660
I'll do it like this and I'll pour it like, see?
931
00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,660
I'm like, Oh, I love this.
932
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:04,700
I love this mango drink.
933
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:05,700
Delicious.
934
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:12,700
That's what's going to happen.
935
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:13,700
I'm so mangoed.
936
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:19,700
I'm so feeling I'm the pure mangoes.
937
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:26,060
Three weeks ago, I feel like three weeks ago, I got really close to the man goes, this is
938
00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:28,900
how I feel right in this moment.
939
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:32,820
So let's take a quick break.
940
00:36:32,820 --> 00:36:34,100
We'll be back with more.
941
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,100
I'm finally good.
942
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:40,700
I'm gonna vlog now with mango.
943
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:48,940
The Black Link and collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
944
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,940
The ghost of Black Link.
945
00:36:51,940 --> 00:37:14,180
We'll be back with more.
946
00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:28,460
Welcome back with 232nd edition of the Black Link and collective podcast.
947
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:34,260
Ladies and gentlemen and others, brothers, sisters, brothers and others.
948
00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:35,260
That's what we call them.
949
00:37:35,260 --> 00:37:36,260
The mother of fuck.
950
00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:37,260
Yes.
951
00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:38,260
Sisters, brothers and others.
952
00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:43,620
So all of you guys who are listening to us, we've got a special treat.
953
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:45,820
This is a rare Fred.
954
00:37:45,820 --> 00:37:48,940
We're 232 episodes in.
955
00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:49,940
Wow.
956
00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:50,940
Right?
957
00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:55,540
And I feel like an Alan maybe I'm, maybe I'm under arrest for any Alan.
958
00:37:55,540 --> 00:38:01,340
I feel like Alan is brought 11 to 12 things to the table.
959
00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:02,340
Yeah.
960
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,340
Two men.
961
00:38:03,340 --> 00:38:05,100
What else I'm saying total.
962
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:06,580
I'm not saying ones we used.
963
00:38:06,580 --> 00:38:07,580
I'm saying.
964
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:08,580
Okay.
965
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:09,580
Okay.
966
00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:13,020
But the ones we brings are good.
967
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:17,820
That fire they are like, they're always getting twisted.
968
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:18,820
Don't get it twisted.
969
00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:19,820
I agree.
970
00:38:19,820 --> 00:38:25,500
When we let him when he dealt with the tribute to his element, it's it's it's bon bon.
971
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,500
Right.
972
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,500
Exactly.
973
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,340
So this is an Alan special friend.
974
00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:31,340
2026 first.
975
00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:32,340
Let go.
976
00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:33,740
Alan production.
977
00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:37,180
This is who would win?
978
00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:41,420
Who would you do production, presented in cooperation with the Black Link and collective
979
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:44,340
podcast in the chub group.
980
00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:46,740
The chub group.
981
00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:48,740
You're with a chub group.
982
00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:51,780
We're only going to all the PBS things.
983
00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:55,540
They also decide the sponsor who would win?
984
00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:59,340
Who would you do production, presented in cooperation with the Black Link and you're
985
00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:01,740
like the podcast in the chub group.
986
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,740
You put chub in.
987
00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:14,780
But he's like, something, he's like, something, it's underwritten by you or something.
988
00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:15,780
Yeah.
989
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:16,780
They both the part.
990
00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:17,780
They both by by, Westerners like you.
991
00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:18,780
Yeah.
992
00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:19,780
Thank you.
993
00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:20,780
Patrons like yourself.
994
00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:21,780
Thank you.
995
00:39:21,780 --> 00:39:22,780
We have a patron.
996
00:39:22,780 --> 00:39:23,780
We do.
997
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:24,780
Go go bother.
998
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:25,780
We have.
999
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:26,780
So all right, Alan.
1000
00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:32,020
Let us know the game is who would who would win and it is big.
1001
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,020
I get too.
1002
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:36,540
Do we need to take a side or do we just need to vote?
1003
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,540
So I think we should vote.
1004
00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:38,540
Yes.
1005
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:39,540
We agree.
1006
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:42,700
We'll give our reasoning and if we disagree, we'll argue it.
1007
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:43,700
Exactly.
1008
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:44,700
Okay.
1009
00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:45,700
All right.
1010
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:50,180
The first two would be Martin Riggs against John McLean.
1011
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:51,180
Who would win?
1012
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,180
That's good.
1013
00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:54,180
I'm going to say Riggs.
1014
00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:56,180
Can we say a situation?
1015
00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:57,180
Yeah.
1016
00:39:57,180 --> 00:39:58,180
I mean, they're famous.
1017
00:39:58,180 --> 00:39:59,180
Yeah.
1018
00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:08,060
But are they fighting this is where they fight?
1019
00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:09,060
Because it's like fighting.
1020
00:40:09,060 --> 00:40:10,660
You can be fighting in not a company.
1021
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:11,660
Right.
1022
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,660
This is the part versus a durable.
1023
00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:15,620
And they're fighting on land.
1024
00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:16,620
I'm taking a durable.
1025
00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:18,420
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1026
00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:21,900
But there we need to know the process.
1027
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,460
I like that though.
1028
00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:25,820
Well, that's a good one.
1029
00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:29,140
Yeah, they have the good one because even if they're fighting in not
1030
00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:31,820
like a tell me, I mean, shit, it's still Riggs.
1031
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:35,660
So okay, which Riggs?
1032
00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:37,460
Which Riggs and which McLean?
1033
00:40:37,460 --> 00:40:41,620
It's like it's the from Die Hard and from lethal weapon one.
1034
00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:42,620
All right.
1035
00:40:42,620 --> 00:40:43,620
Yeah.
1036
00:40:43,620 --> 00:40:44,620
Oh, man.
1037
00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:45,620
Those are two different things.
1038
00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:50,060
And if that if that's, I'm going to have to probably
1039
00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:52,700
go out and give it a raise because I'm going to reach him.
1040
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,700
Riggs was suicidal.
1041
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:55,700
Like he's a little off.
1042
00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:56,700
He was off.
1043
00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:58,700
He was off in lead the weapon.
1044
00:40:58,700 --> 00:40:59,700
And I think that's enough.
1045
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,020
Yeah, push him over the edge.
1046
00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:03,020
You're right.
1047
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:09,260
I mean, John was, John was like saying it because his wife divorced him.
1048
00:41:09,260 --> 00:41:10,260
Right.
1049
00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:11,260
Who did LA?
1050
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:14,940
I mean, like, but Riggs, he didn't have nobody.
1051
00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:16,940
He lost mine.
1052
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:18,740
Riggs lost it all.
1053
00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:19,740
Yeah.
1054
00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:20,740
John McLean had hope.
1055
00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:21,740
That's why he went to LA.
1056
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:22,740
He had hope.
1057
00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:25,340
We have the reason to have no hope.
1058
00:41:25,340 --> 00:41:26,340
Riggs is getting it.
1059
00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:27,340
All right.
1060
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:28,340
All right.
1061
00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:29,340
Well, you agree.
1062
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:30,340
Riggs will win.
1063
00:41:30,340 --> 00:41:32,660
And Martha had to put his finger behind that helmet.
1064
00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:33,660
Riggs was a bit dead.
1065
00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:34,660
Yeah.
1066
00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:35,660
That is true.
1067
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:38,660
That is what the fuck is.
1068
00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:41,820
All right.
1069
00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:45,460
John Rambo versus John Matrix.
1070
00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:47,940
And John Matrix is our resource and anger from.
1071
00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:48,940
Oh, from command.
1072
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:49,940
Oh, yeah.
1073
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:50,940
Oh, yeah.
1074
00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:52,940
Is he was John Matrix?
1075
00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:53,940
Yeah.
1076
00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:54,940
Matrix.
1077
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:55,940
Yeah.
1078
00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:58,860
I'll be back.
1079
00:41:58,860 --> 00:41:59,860
Bennett.
1080
00:41:59,860 --> 00:42:00,860
Yeah.
1081
00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:01,860
You have all some Steve.
1082
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:02,860
Yeah.
1083
00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:03,860
I can't you last.
1084
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:04,860
I lied.
1085
00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:10,860
I had best still drugs in that movie.
1086
00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:13,100
Your embo versus John Matrix.
1087
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:15,900
Oh, that's tough.
1088
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:17,900
I mean, I can't ever really root against.
1089
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:18,900
You want to watch that now.
1090
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:22,140
You got me one of my command though.
1091
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,140
I.
1092
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:25,740
That's hard one, bro.
1093
00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:27,740
We have a roster like which.
1094
00:42:27,740 --> 00:42:29,740
No, it's Rambo.
1095
00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:30,740
Rambo.
1096
00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:32,580
It was all what command though.
1097
00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:34,060
And we go in first blue.
1098
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:35,060
Original Rambo.
1099
00:42:35,060 --> 00:42:36,060
Yeah.
1100
00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:37,060
Yeah.
1101
00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:38,060
First blood.
1102
00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:39,060
First blood.
1103
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:40,060
First blood part.
1104
00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:41,060
First.
1105
00:42:41,060 --> 00:42:42,060
Okay.
1106
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:45,700
So that's the one actually I had when I thought about the game.
1107
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:46,700
Those are the same thing.
1108
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:47,700
You know what?
1109
00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:52,380
I'm keeping the same reasoning from the last one.
1110
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:55,660
I'm going with John Rambo because John
1111
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:57,580
Rambo had no hope.
1112
00:42:57,580 --> 00:42:59,660
He had nothing to lose.
1113
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:00,660
He was a.
1114
00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:06,740
He was a favorite just walking from town to town and they fuck with the wrong man.
1115
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:07,740
Sure.
1116
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:08,740
They did.
1117
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:09,740
And like my friends.
1118
00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:11,740
They got the flagging up.
1119
00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:12,740
You said me that.
1120
00:43:12,740 --> 00:43:13,740
Yeah, you said me that.
1121
00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:14,740
I'm a good.
1122
00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:16,740
Now play like Rambo.
1123
00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:17,740
Rambo action figures.
1124
00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:18,740
That was it.
1125
00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:19,740
Yeah.
1126
00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:33,100
I'm going to say I was.
1127
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:40,340
I was a Arnold because he's you know, you know, he's got he has the cold, cunning, efficiency
1128
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:43,500
of Eastern European man.
1129
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:47,580
And I think that's enough to push him barely over the edge.
1130
00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:50,500
I love man right on time.
1131
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:51,500
Oh, yeah.
1132
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,500
Everybody loves right on time.
1133
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,500
Yeah.
1134
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:55,500
All right.
1135
00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:58,300
There's a reason we freeze the friend of the show from now on.
1136
00:43:58,300 --> 00:43:59,300
All right.
1137
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:01,020
Ripley versus Wonder Woman.
1138
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:05,620
By the way, I thought just so we are aware of this Fred and I would like to know where
1139
00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:07,300
you're you're opinion of this.
1140
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:11,740
I thought this was going to be like monkey versus werewolf.
1141
00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:12,740
Why?
1142
00:44:12,740 --> 00:44:16,100
Why did you think of the very versus show?
1143
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:18,100
I was like, I did do.
1144
00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:19,100
I just.
1145
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:21,100
He's got to think.
1146
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:24,420
I know I think you're thinking completely something.
1147
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:27,140
No, this is this is actually this is the first.
1148
00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:28,140
This is the first comment.
1149
00:44:28,140 --> 00:44:29,140
This is 80s.
1150
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:31,620
And I'm glad I'm glad that you did it.
1151
00:44:31,620 --> 00:44:37,180
I did it like this because I've got one that you know, I'm going to play like this.
1152
00:44:37,180 --> 00:44:38,180
Yeah.
1153
00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:39,180
It fits right in.
1154
00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,180
It fits right in.
1155
00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:41,180
So.
1156
00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:43,780
So the Ripley versus Wonder Woman.
1157
00:44:43,780 --> 00:44:44,780
Millions.
1158
00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:45,780
Yeah.
1159
00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:46,780
This is Wonder Woman.
1160
00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:48,780
And this is Wonder Woman.
1161
00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:50,260
Wonder Woman with Lynn.
1162
00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:51,260
Which Wonder Woman?
1163
00:44:51,260 --> 00:44:53,260
Linda Carter.
1164
00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:57,260
Uh, or, good.
1165
00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:58,260
I'm.
1166
00:44:58,260 --> 00:44:59,260
Yeah.
1167
00:44:59,260 --> 00:45:00,260
Yeah.
1168
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:01,260
Yeah.
1169
00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:04,740
I would say, yeah, I would say Wonder Woman.
1170
00:45:04,740 --> 00:45:05,740
Yeah.
1171
00:45:05,740 --> 00:45:07,580
Ripley and who?
1172
00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,180
She just did what she did.
1173
00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:10,180
Right.
1174
00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:11,180
She did.
1175
00:45:11,180 --> 00:45:13,980
She was the last of truth and invisible airplane.
1176
00:45:13,980 --> 00:45:14,980
Right.
1177
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:15,980
She can block bullets with a bracelet.
1178
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:16,980
Right.
1179
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:17,980
And she was.
1180
00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:19,980
I mean, I saw one other day.
1181
00:45:19,980 --> 00:45:26,460
I don't know if y'all seen it to me, but like it was from the Wonder Woman show and like
1182
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:29,980
they gave this old lady a Tommy gun to like shoot it Wonder Woman.
1183
00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:30,980
Yeah.
1184
00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:31,980
Yeah.
1185
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:32,980
Yeah.
1186
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:33,980
Yeah.
1187
00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:34,980
Yeah.
1188
00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:35,980
Yeah.
1189
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:36,980
Yeah.
1190
00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:37,980
Yeah.
1191
00:45:37,980 --> 00:45:38,980
Previously on Wonder Woman.
1192
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:39,980
Yeah.
1193
00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:40,980
I know it was awesome.
1194
00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:41,980
Yeah.
1195
00:45:41,980 --> 00:45:42,980
Yeah.
1196
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:43,980
Yeah.
1197
00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:44,980
Yeah.
1198
00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:45,980
All right.
1199
00:45:45,980 --> 00:45:46,980
She's the demigods.
1200
00:45:46,980 --> 00:45:47,980
Yeah.
1201
00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:48,980
She's just.
1202
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:49,980
And this would be my last one.
1203
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:50,980
Right.
1204
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:51,980
Voltron.
1205
00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:52,980
You know, Voltron, right?
1206
00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:53,980
Yeah.
1207
00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:54,980
Of course.
1208
00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:55,980
Versus Godzilla.
1209
00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:57,980
Oh, I thought we were going to say power ranges.
1210
00:45:57,980 --> 00:45:58,980
I did too.
1211
00:45:58,980 --> 00:45:59,980
Hmm.
1212
00:45:59,980 --> 00:46:00,980
Volphsron vs.
1213
00:46:00,980 --> 00:46:01,980
Guazoo.
1214
00:46:01,980 --> 00:46:02,980
I think God's it.
1215
00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:03,980
Yeah.
1216
00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:04,980
Yeah.
1217
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:05,980
Yeah.
1218
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:06,980
Yeah.
1219
00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:07,980
Oh, say, God's it too, man.
1220
00:46:07,980 --> 00:46:08,980
Yeah.
1221
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:09,980
Yeah.
1222
00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:11,980
I don't say God's it too, man.
1223
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:11,980
Yeah.
1224
00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:12,980
Yeah.
1225
00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:13,980
I mean, God's it is.
1226
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:14,980
Radiation breath.
1227
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:15,980
Right.
1228
00:46:15,980 --> 00:46:16,980
Yeah.
1229
00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:17,980
It's just going to be right.
1230
00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:18,980
He's got.
1231
00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:19,980
He brings a little more heat to the table.
1232
00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:20,980
Yeah.
1233
00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:21,980
Voltron is.
1234
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:22,980
Yeah.
1235
00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:23,980
Voltron is.
1236
00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:24,980
Yeah.
1237
00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:25,980
He's cool.
1238
00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:26,980
And he's got a sword.
1239
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:27,980
Right.
1240
00:46:27,980 --> 00:46:28,980
And that's cool.
1241
00:46:28,980 --> 00:46:30,980
But he's also five people trying to control one thing.
1242
00:46:30,980 --> 00:46:31,980
Right.
1243
00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:32,980
Yeah.
1244
00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:33,980
All together.
1245
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:34,980
Yeah.
1246
00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:35,980
Left leg might have been heroin that day.
1247
00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:36,980
Right.
1248
00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:37,980
You know, right?
1249
00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:38,980
You know, right?
1250
00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:39,980
He wasn't feeling it.
1251
00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:40,980
Yeah.
1252
00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:41,980
Yeah.
1253
00:46:41,980 --> 00:46:42,980
Yeah.
1254
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:43,980
Yeah.
1255
00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:44,980
Yeah.
1256
00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:45,980
Yeah.
1257
00:46:45,980 --> 00:46:46,980
Yeah.
1258
00:46:46,980 --> 00:46:48,980
He wasn't orangliant or whatever.
1259
00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:49,980
He wasn't.
1260
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:50,980
He's supposed to fit in all these weeks.
1261
00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:51,980
He's like, I'm.
1262
00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:52,980
I'm.
1263
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:53,980
I'm.
1264
00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:54,980
I'm.
1265
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:55,980
I'm some great.
1266
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:56,980
This was going to be so cool.
1267
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:57,980
Yeah.
1268
00:46:57,980 --> 00:46:58,980
Yeah.
1269
00:46:58,980 --> 00:46:59,980
He is.
1270
00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:00,980
And I'm.
1271
00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:01,980
Yeah.
1272
00:47:01,980 --> 00:47:04,980
Is that really a big is that thing real?
1273
00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:05,980
All right.
1274
00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:06,980
Okay.
1275
00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:07,980
All right.
1276
00:47:07,980 --> 00:47:08,980
So friends got his now.
1277
00:47:08,980 --> 00:47:09,980
And that was great.
1278
00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:10,980
I love.
1279
00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:11,980
Great job.
1280
00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:12,980
I love it.
1281
00:47:12,980 --> 00:47:13,980
I love it.
1282
00:47:13,980 --> 00:47:14,980
The best part about it.
1283
00:47:14,980 --> 00:47:15,980
So quick it went.
1284
00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:16,980
Yeah.
1285
00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:17,980
Of course.
1286
00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:18,980
So.
1287
00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:23,980
What I got, I'm going to do a little bracket with you guys.
1288
00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:24,980
Okay.
1289
00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:25,980
I'm going to get this is.
1290
00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:28,980
This is going to be like a dad.
1291
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:29,980
TV dead.
1292
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:30,980
New dad.
1293
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:31,980
Dragons.
1294
00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:32,980
Yeah.
1295
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:33,980
TV dead bracket.
1296
00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:34,980
TV dead bracket.
1297
00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:35,980
TV dead bracket.
1298
00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:36,980
Yeah.
1299
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:37,980
Yeah.
1300
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,980
So this is the same in that it's completely different.
1301
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:40,980
Right.
1302
00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:41,980
Okay.
1303
00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:42,980
So I got nine of them.
1304
00:47:42,980 --> 00:47:43,980
So one of them is going to have to get a buy.
1305
00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:44,980
Now I get to.
1306
00:47:44,980 --> 00:47:45,980
Okay.
1307
00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:46,980
Here's a homer Simpson gets a buy.
1308
00:47:46,980 --> 00:47:47,980
That's my vote.
1309
00:47:47,980 --> 00:47:48,980
You know what?
1310
00:47:48,980 --> 00:47:49,980
You know what?
1311
00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:50,980
Okay.
1312
00:47:50,980 --> 00:47:52,980
Let's just add homer Simpson.
1313
00:47:52,980 --> 00:47:53,980
And nobody gets a buy.
1314
00:47:53,980 --> 00:47:54,980
Okay.
1315
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:55,980
Even better.
1316
00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:56,980
Because homer wasn't on the list.
1317
00:47:56,980 --> 00:47:57,980
What?
1318
00:47:57,980 --> 00:47:58,980
I'm going to put him in there.
1319
00:47:58,980 --> 00:47:59,980
I can't do that.
1320
00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:00,980
I'm going to put him in my.
1321
00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:01,980
I was going to think of a 10 dead.
1322
00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:02,980
Okay.
1323
00:48:02,980 --> 00:48:03,980
All right.
1324
00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:04,980
All right.
1325
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:10,740
you to keep up with winners. Okay let me get to let me get to something. All right, I'm on it.
1326
00:48:10,740 --> 00:48:17,780
I'm pretending. No, I got it. So should I do I'm like ranking? Give us the matchups.
1327
00:48:17,780 --> 00:48:22,540
Okay, first. And let it take, okay, the matchup will name it.
1328
00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:30,020
Okay. And then we'll go. Alright, matchup Tony soprano versus water, what?
1329
00:48:30,020 --> 00:48:40,980
It's just like worse. Okay, but like these these dads that I'm matching up are kind of like similar to.
1330
00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:44,660
Okay, so give me, go ahead and give me all of them in that way. Give you all of them. Okay.
1331
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:58,660
So Danny Tanner. Okay, versus Homer Simpson. Okay. And you got Frank Gallagher versus Frank
1332
00:48:58,660 --> 00:49:06,980
from it's always sunny. Okay. Who's Frank Gallagher? Frank Reynolds. Frank Reynolds. That's right.
1333
00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:14,420
Yeah. Frank Gallagher is the Chicago. What was the movie? What was the show?
1334
00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:23,380
Shameless. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So like they're, they're kind of like in the same category.
1335
00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:27,780
Yeah, I mean, you know what I'm saying? They're like Tony soprano and Walter White, they're both criminal.
1336
00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:31,460
When you said when you said Chicago, I was thinking family matters.
1337
00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:36,420
And that it could be on there. It should have been.
1338
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:42,180
All right. Yeah, this is this is that bait. So what I'll leave off Danny Tanner and
1339
00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:48,740
get Frank Reynolds versus Frank. Okay. So Al Bundy. All right.
1340
00:49:49,700 --> 00:50:00,660
versus Dan Connor. Dan Connor from Roseanne. Okay. Roseanne. Yeah. And last matchup. Red forming.
1341
00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:08,980
Okay. Versus Uncle Phil. Oh, look at that. Okay. So now,
1342
00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:15,620
all right. I'm in. I, okay. The question is to me, Alan, before we get into this.
1343
00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:19,860
And this is probably the most pop culture thing we've ever done on the show.
1344
00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:27,540
Mm-hmm. Just for you to say, you know, in my opinion. Right. So what are we, what is the
1345
00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:34,180
criteria? Are we talking about who we think is the coolest, who we think is the best dad?
1346
00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:39,780
No, this is a fight. Oh, in a fight. In a fight. Okay. So who would fight?
1347
00:50:39,780 --> 00:50:46,260
Who would win? Yeah. Oh, one on one fight. One on one. Yeah.
1348
00:50:46,900 --> 00:50:52,180
Okay. So Fred, or so we'll start off with Tony Sprano versus Walter White. All right.
1349
00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:58,660
I know. I know. I know. I put my money in Tony's. So.
1350
00:50:58,660 --> 00:51:05,380
Tony's. Yeah. So. I think, but see, I think I, in this, why I'm asking because obviously,
1351
00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:11,060
Tony's. Prano didn't mind take care of business. Right. We had to do. Yeah. Had a gun. Yeah. But Walter
1352
00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:17,540
White was a scientific fucking genius who also at one point had like an entire machine gun rigged
1353
00:51:17,540 --> 00:51:23,540
in the back of his pick in the back of his car. They did. And he also exploded a lot of people a lot of
1354
00:51:23,540 --> 00:51:30,340
times. I mean, I'm not saying that's why it's just a fight. Do they meet in an alley and they're just like,
1355
00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:38,660
Hey, I'm the best dad. And then like they've got something to be some Prano would do. Yeah. I mean,
1356
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:44,980
because like if you're going to take a time to prep, then, you know, Tony's going to bring his boys
1357
00:51:44,980 --> 00:51:48,980
or like, right. Well, not even that Tony could do it by himself and then take him to the shop and cut
1358
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:52,980
them up in pieces. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he took out. I mean, he took out
1359
00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:58,100
him. Right. That went after him in the, in the, when he was getting his orange juice. So, you know,
1360
00:51:58,100 --> 00:52:03,940
right. And this is you have an opinion. Please, feel free to show. Yeah.
1361
00:52:03,940 --> 00:52:11,300
on Facebook, on Facebook, or do whatever. Hey, even better. It's to growing our page.
1362
00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:19,620
Money and then we'll listen to your opinion. $10 for Tony one opinion. $20 for the world. Right.
1363
00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:25,620
If you think we're right, give us 10 if you think we're wrong, give us 20. Yeah.
1364
00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:30,260
All right. You're going to name him. He'll win. I feel like easy. Based on
1365
00:52:31,860 --> 00:52:38,900
based on what we're talking about, the, the, the rules that we've made. Danny Tanner versus
1366
00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:44,260
Homer Simpson, Homer Simpson's easy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Homer Simpson. Yeah. But he's not going to lose.
1367
00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:47,700
Yeah. Like that. Homer's going to fight for hours. He's going to be drunk too.
1368
00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:53,460
And then there's just two holes. He is. He's right. Two holes. He is. I know.
1369
00:52:55,460 --> 00:53:02,900
That would be different. Right. Right. Danny Tanner is a 16-seed. He's right. He just showed
1370
00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:09,380
him because he they were like, we need one more. Danny Tanner against Carl from, you know, family matters.
1371
00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:12,660
Okay. Please.
1372
00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:19,220
Carl what he loses against any day. Right. Right. You can put it for against the dance of
1373
00:53:19,220 --> 00:53:23,380
Punky Bruce, other punk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1374
00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:26,980
A different strokes guy. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1375
00:53:26,980 --> 00:53:37,860
All right. So Frank Gallagher versus Frank Reynolds in a fight. I'll take Frank Gallagher.
1376
00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:41,940
If it's a scheme, I'll take Frank Reynolds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1377
00:53:41,940 --> 00:53:46,100
Yes. But I think Frank, no Frank Gallagher would win because he would not scheme him too.
1378
00:53:46,740 --> 00:53:49,860
I mean, it's yeah. Gallagher just didn't know. I don't know.
1379
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:55,700
Gallagher didn't give a shit. Frank Reynolds don't play about a bruise. Right. That's what I'm saying.
1380
00:53:55,700 --> 00:54:01,380
He will come out blast him. He will come out blasted. Anyway, I came out blasted.
1381
00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:06,340
Yeah. But he's got like run naked. He's got his head standing.
1382
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:13,220
No one he hit in the fucking border party. Yeah. He got in the border party.
1383
00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:18,740
Like inside. Yeah. I mean, Gallagher is he's a survivor even though he's all right.
1384
00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:23,540
All right. So we're going to go Gallagher. Bundee versus O'Connor.
1385
00:54:23,540 --> 00:54:30,980
Bundee. See, I'm I would normally lean Bundee, but then I saw the other day a clip from
1386
00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:36,020
fucking Roseanne. Probably say I'm one friend's off where he like goes and beats that dude up.
1387
00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:41,940
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that may be a bit different. Yeah.
1388
00:54:41,940 --> 00:54:44,020
But I mean, wait. Yeah.
1389
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:48,260
Well, they get Bundee, man. Bundee wants to the strip club and beat everybody in the string club.
1390
00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:50,100
Everybody in the movie theater.
1391
00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:50,420
Yeah.
1392
00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:52,580
And he's more of those sounds and one of these.
1393
00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:56,580
Yeah. I'm about to say he peaked the high school.
1394
00:54:56,580 --> 00:54:57,780
Yeah. Yeah.
1395
00:54:57,780 --> 00:54:58,820
How about the peaked.
1396
00:54:58,820 --> 00:55:01,380
No, no, no. How about he didn't peak in high school?
1397
00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:04,980
How Bundee got Peggy pregnant and then he lost it all.
1398
00:55:04,980 --> 00:55:08,500
That's what happened. He's got less to lose.
1399
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:08,980
Yeah.
1400
00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:14,740
So hell, the I mean, hell, he was in traffic and beat up that family in traffic. Yeah.
1401
00:55:14,740 --> 00:55:20,020
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
1402
00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:20,900
I'm gonna go. Bundee.
1403
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,940
But I mean, that fucking woman is shut the fuck up bitch.
1404
00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:27,860
I mean, he went to Congress. No, man.
1405
00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:31,860
All right.
1406
00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:34,740
So last matchup red for men versus Uncle Phil.
1407
00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:37,940
Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil. Yeah.
1408
00:55:37,940 --> 00:55:40,740
I think Uncle Phil is well. I think Red for him is good, but he's too old.
1409
00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:41,300
He was old.
1410
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:42,100
No, no, no.
1411
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:43,780
Uncle Phil is from the streets, man.
1412
00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:44,740
I know.
1413
00:55:44,740 --> 00:55:44,980
I know.
1414
00:55:44,980 --> 00:55:46,500
I can feel work his way up.
1415
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:46,980
Yeah.
1416
00:55:46,980 --> 00:55:47,140
Okay.
1417
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:48,500
So now we have five.
1418
00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:49,460
Yeah.
1419
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:50,500
We got five?
1420
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:51,300
Yeah. We have five.
1421
00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:52,740
So we have five next people.
1422
00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:53,860
I think we need to kill one.
1423
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:55,460
I like like X out one of them.
1424
00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:57,380
So that we got a final four.
1425
00:55:57,380 --> 00:56:01,700
And I'm gonna, I'm gonna vote Uncle Phil as the weakest link out of these.
1426
00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:04,180
So we got Tony to play.
1427
00:56:04,180 --> 00:56:09,300
Tony's a grandfather, Homer Simpson, Frank Gallagher and Al Bundy and Uncle Phil.
1428
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:12,500
I feel like Uncle Phil is in a different
1429
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:17,540
Uncle Phil, man. He's, I mean, he's a badass if he needs to be, but
1430
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:22,820
and he is the richest one out of all of
1431
00:56:22,820 --> 00:56:26,420
I know Tony. Tony's probably rich in that.
1432
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:31,060
Well, you know, but it's is it, but Tony is a court even the tax man.
1433
00:56:31,060 --> 00:56:31,700
He's a gangster.
1434
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:35,620
The richest one. Taxes are just to do right around the corner.
1435
00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:43,700
Okay. So that leaves us with a four final four final four weekend just finished.
1436
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:50,900
I think the game tonight of Tony soprano versus Al Bundy.
1437
00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:53,780
And now that's one.
1438
00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:57,860
And then Homer Simpson versus Frank Gallagher as the other.
1439
00:56:57,860 --> 00:56:58,180
So,
1440
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:03,780
soprano and Bundy would be the first matchup that would have to be designed.
1441
00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:06,180
That's soprano. Yeah, it's gotta go Tony.
1442
00:57:06,180 --> 00:57:09,300
Yeah, to go Tony. I mean,
1443
00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:14,660
all right. So then that leaves us with Frank Gallagher versus Homer Simpson.
1444
00:57:14,660 --> 00:57:16,020
Man, that was a tough one.
1445
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:20,500
Just Homer would hide in a, in a port of party too.
1446
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:24,660
You know, you're just dipping that bush.
1447
00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:26,980
Right. Yeah, exactly.
1448
00:57:26,980 --> 00:57:29,380
And I think that's where Homer has the advantage.
1449
00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:31,540
I think I'm gonna give it a Frank
1450
00:57:31,540 --> 00:57:37,060
because Homer does love his kids.
1451
00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:39,860
Like he does. But he only wants to do it.
1452
00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:42,340
As he'll do it, he might fuck it up,
1453
00:57:42,340 --> 00:57:44,340
but he always gets it back.
1454
00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:44,980
But he can fight.
1455
00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:45,700
Yeah, man.
1456
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,300
Yeah, he can put me in a beat of a beat.
1457
00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:48,500
Right.
1458
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:49,940
All right. I'm gonna vote Homer.
1459
00:57:49,940 --> 00:57:55,220
And that's gonna leave it to Alan to cast the deciding vote between those two.
1460
00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:58,020
See, I'm gonna go. Homer doesn't know how to lose.
1461
00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:01,460
Excellent. Hey, you got only, only person he lost to is Bernie.
1462
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:07,700
All right. And that leaves us with Tony.
1463
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:11,860
Yeah, well, Tony soprano versus Homer Simpson
1464
00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:13,700
as the toughest dad of all time.
1465
00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:18,020
Well, I'll say I'm gonna have to give it the,
1466
00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:21,140
I'm gonna have to give it a homer.
1467
00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:22,020
I think so too.
1468
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:23,300
Here's the cartoons.
1469
00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:25,060
Like he can't beat the feet.
1470
00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:28,260
Yeah, he can't beat the feet.
1471
00:58:28,260 --> 00:58:30,340
He's talking about the water.
1472
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,300
True.
1473
00:58:33,300 --> 00:58:34,980
True. So okay,
1474
00:58:34,980 --> 00:58:39,300
well, actually when you think about it, he did encounter Tony soprano because he,
1475
00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,900
fat Tony.
1476
00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:41,780
Fat Tony.
1477
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:42,580
Fat Tony.
1478
00:58:42,580 --> 00:58:44,580
Of course, Maggie shocked fat Tony, but
1479
00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:47,140
it's key.
1480
00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:48,260
The guy is back.
1481
00:58:48,260 --> 00:58:48,820
Yeah, there you go.
1482
00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:50,260
That's how it goes, guys.
1483
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:51,220
There you go.
1484
00:58:51,220 --> 00:58:52,100
Well, there it is.
1485
00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:52,900
Ladies and gentlemen,
1486
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:57,060
there is your whatever Fred said wrong is dead.
1487
00:58:57,060 --> 00:59:00,020
There's your that concludes who would
1488
00:59:00,020 --> 00:59:04,580
who would who would you do production
1489
00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:08,020
presenting cooperation with the Black link collective and the job group.
1490
00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:10,100
So there you go.
1491
00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:10,740
Who would wait?
1492
00:59:10,740 --> 00:59:11,860
And that was who was there.
1493
00:59:11,860 --> 00:59:14,500
And I see where you now that you say that, Fred,
1494
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:17,220
now that we returned to the title of the segment,
1495
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:21,060
I see you were correct and you did what you were supposed to do.
1496
00:59:21,060 --> 00:59:24,100
Well, I thought it was completely different, but you were a dead-on.
1497
00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:25,860
Who was who would win?
1498
00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:26,980
Yeah, who would win?
1499
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,500
Who would you do production,
1500
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:31,300
which was presented in cooperation with the Black link collective.
1501
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:32,980
Yeah, who would you do would you later?
1502
00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:33,460
In the job group.
1503
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:35,140
No, I would not.
1504
00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:35,700
Thank you, Bob.
1505
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:36,580
I was.
1506
00:59:36,580 --> 00:59:37,300
Why not?
1507
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:40,100
Because dude, we're never going to, I don't know.
1508
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:42,100
Who would you do is not something.
1509
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:47,380
Okay, when you when you reach a certain age, Alan.
1510
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:49,300
Yeah, well, who would you do George Michael?
1511
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:50,580
I mean, John.
1512
00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:55,380
Yes, yes.
1513
00:59:55,380 --> 00:59:58,100
I mean, like, El John, because he's my,
1514
00:59:58,100 --> 01:00:02,100
Michael, Michael, Michael is the, I'm sorry.
1515
01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:02,660
Yeah.
1516
01:00:02,660 --> 01:00:03,540
So with George Michael.
1517
01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:08,900
So they'll be your father,
1518
01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:09,540
did you?
1519
01:00:09,540 --> 01:00:11,220
Exactly.
1520
01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:13,060
Stick it in my, but you're tired.
1521
01:00:13,060 --> 01:00:14,180
Get up in these guts.
1522
01:00:14,180 --> 01:00:16,740
Yeah, all right.
1523
01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:18,420
Well, I'm ready.
1524
01:00:18,420 --> 01:00:19,060
Okay.
1525
01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:25,860
I had an interesting brush with
1526
01:00:25,860 --> 01:00:26,980
some awesome,
1527
01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:28,020
some awesome,
1528
01:00:28,020 --> 01:00:30,020
in for me.
1529
01:00:30,020 --> 01:00:31,140
No, not in for me.
1530
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:31,700
All right, man.
1531
01:00:31,700 --> 01:00:35,940
I had a, I got the opportunity for this past week.
1532
01:00:35,940 --> 01:00:37,860
Yes, yeah, just making simple.
1533
01:00:37,860 --> 01:00:38,500
Yeah, I'm just,
1534
01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,420
I'm going to bang around.
1535
01:00:40,420 --> 01:00:41,220
Let's go on.
1536
01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:42,180
Let's just try again.
1537
01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:47,300
Brad, Brad, there was once a man.
1538
01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:48,500
Oh, God.
1539
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:53,300
No, no, no, he decided.
1540
01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:55,380
He's all for Cliff in the world.
1541
01:00:55,380 --> 01:00:56,660
Yeah, he was running.
1542
01:00:56,660 --> 01:00:58,740
He decided that he was so bored
1543
01:00:58,740 --> 01:01:01,620
of all the things he constantly has to do.
1544
01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:06,260
And it would be a great idea for him to do one more thing with it.
1545
01:01:06,260 --> 01:01:08,980
And that is run for office, Fred.
1546
01:01:10,180 --> 01:01:13,780
The opportunity presented itself for me this week
1547
01:01:13,780 --> 01:01:17,620
to throw my name in the proverbial hat and run
1548
01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:22,740
for office here in the great state of wherever the luck were for me.
1549
01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:24,980
I hope, I hope they don't listen to the show because
1550
01:01:24,980 --> 01:01:28,020
I think I would help us.
1551
01:01:28,020 --> 01:01:29,940
Yeah, I think I would help my campaign.
1552
01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,700
What position are you running?
1553
01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:34,340
Well, originally, I wanted to run personally
1554
01:01:34,340 --> 01:01:38,100
just to add a preference was for Commissioner of Agriculture.
1555
01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:45,620
Because the long time ago, Fred, I swore Fred 20 years ago
1556
01:01:45,620 --> 01:01:49,060
is this very spot on this very night.
1557
01:01:49,060 --> 01:01:53,220
I swore to the state of South Carolina
1558
01:01:53,220 --> 01:01:57,860
that I would keep the grass on the streets.
1559
01:01:57,860 --> 01:01:58,500
He did.
1560
01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:04,420
As Secretary of Agriculture, I would keep that grass on those streets
1561
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:06,100
because that's where grass belongs.
1562
01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:07,540
Yes, on the street.
1563
01:02:07,540 --> 01:02:08,500
On the street.
1564
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:09,860
Yeah, he did.
1565
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,060
If we didn't have...
1566
01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:14,660
We had to sign up to the House and we wrote a man and everything.
1567
01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:16,100
The culture in it all.
1568
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:20,500
I produced.
1569
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:25,300
Grass is going in the pavement.
1570
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:27,780
Yeah, but it was a quotation mark.
1571
01:02:27,780 --> 01:02:31,780
It's about where it ends.
1572
01:02:31,780 --> 01:02:35,540
Fred, this is the summary.
1573
01:02:35,540 --> 01:02:37,940
I said grass with quotation marks on it.
1574
01:02:37,940 --> 01:02:42,020
Oh, this is the story of an ending.
1575
01:02:42,020 --> 01:02:43,060
Gotcha.
1576
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:46,980
And as your next Secretary of Agriculture, Fred,
1577
01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:54,100
had I run of the state then of the state of South Carolina, I swear.
1578
01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:57,620
I think it would be like in city ever.
1579
01:02:57,620 --> 01:03:03,860
No, Fred, if you're swinging, you might as well swing for the fences, baby.
1580
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:09,380
I run of the Secretary of Agriculture.
1581
01:03:09,380 --> 01:03:10,180
Oh, what?
1582
01:03:10,180 --> 01:03:12,420
The state of what?
1583
01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:13,860
Of the streets.
1584
01:03:13,860 --> 01:03:16,180
Of the streets.
1585
01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:16,340
Why?
1586
01:03:16,340 --> 01:03:17,940
Because for the show is why.
1587
01:03:17,940 --> 01:03:18,500
You'd be right.
1588
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:19,300
You must know.
1589
01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:20,340
There you go.
1590
01:03:20,340 --> 01:03:28,580
So I reached out to the people who are like, hey, we're in control of letting, you know,
1591
01:03:28,580 --> 01:03:29,540
who runs, right?
1592
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:30,340
Right.
1593
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:32,820
And they're like, we're looking for somebody in your district.
1594
01:03:32,820 --> 01:03:35,220
And I was like, oh, shit, I'm in district.
1595
01:03:35,220 --> 01:03:36,580
Yeah.
1596
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,660
And I was like, that sounds just like me.
1597
01:03:38,660 --> 01:03:45,380
And they're like, we're looking for a guy who will pay $200 to run for government.
1598
01:03:45,380 --> 01:03:48,660
And I was like, oh, well, that's how much it costs to run.
1599
01:03:48,660 --> 01:03:50,660
No, no, hold on, but no, but here's the thing.
1600
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,540
They're like, listen, there's a catch.
1601
01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:55,380
No, no, it was the opposite of catch, Fred.
1602
01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:59,940
It was already my first, it was my first foray in the government.
1603
01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:01,620
And I was already intrigued.
1604
01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:05,860
I already danced in the pale moon light with the golden lady.
1605
01:04:05,860 --> 01:04:08,020
You paint 200, right?
1606
01:04:08,020 --> 01:04:13,940
We'll give you 3000 for your exactly for you to shut up, for you to drop out.
1607
01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:19,140
And I was like, so, this is what we call a bribe.
1608
01:04:19,140 --> 01:04:26,100
No, so, so they're like, if you pay the 200 or whatever, we'll donate it back to your campaign.
1609
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:28,100
And then you get it back.
1610
01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:28,900
And I'm, right.
1611
01:04:28,900 --> 01:04:31,460
Wait, do you just get to keep the donations that you get?
1612
01:04:31,460 --> 01:04:32,740
Because this is amazing.
1613
01:04:32,740 --> 01:04:34,100
I'm going to run for everything.
1614
01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:37,300
But you're not doing anything.
1615
01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:38,500
You're not making money.
1616
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:41,460
You just, just exchange it.
1617
01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:45,220
Well, no, so they were like, well, yeah, yeah, well, at first, Fred, that's that's it.
1618
01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:46,900
You never heard of it.
1619
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:48,420
Fred, you're a stock market.
1620
01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:50,660
You know what an investment is.
1621
01:04:50,660 --> 01:04:52,100
Fred, shut the fuck up.
1622
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:53,220
Shut the fuck up, Fred.
1623
01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:53,860
Shut up.
1624
01:04:53,860 --> 01:04:55,860
Fred, let me do this.
1625
01:04:56,900 --> 01:05:00,260
So I could have gotten a fucking, I probably could have gotten a donation.
1626
01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:00,740
Hell yeah.
1627
01:05:00,740 --> 01:05:02,660
We're gonna have me a coach next week.
1628
01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:03,060
Man.
1629
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:06,740
We want to put all into American goats.
1630
01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:09,540
But nothing else will change.
1631
01:05:09,540 --> 01:05:11,620
We'll just have me goats.
1632
01:05:11,620 --> 01:05:14,020
Holding microphones and
1633
01:05:14,020 --> 01:05:15,860
summer.
1634
01:05:15,860 --> 01:05:19,860
We're like,
1635
01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:26,900
this is chill.
1636
01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:27,780
I can smell it.
1637
01:05:27,780 --> 01:05:28,580
Yeah, I got to get it.
1638
01:05:28,580 --> 01:05:29,700
This is going to get it.
1639
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:30,580
This is bad.
1640
01:05:30,580 --> 01:05:31,460
I got to get it.
1641
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:32,260
No, you wear it.
1642
01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:34,340
Make it so it sits on you.
1643
01:05:34,340 --> 01:05:35,300
It floats on your face.
1644
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:39,220
So no, Fred, I was like, yeah, I'm in, dude.
1645
01:05:39,220 --> 01:05:40,580
I'm in and they were like, well,
1646
01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:44,340
we're really don't even need you to run a campaign.
1647
01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:46,340
We just want you to put your name on the ballot.
1648
01:05:46,340 --> 01:05:49,380
And I was like, now there is where we're going to have an issue.
1649
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:52,340
Because if there's because, Fred,
1650
01:05:53,060 --> 01:05:56,420
if I do something, you know as well as I do.
1651
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:57,460
You're going to campaign.
1652
01:05:57,460 --> 01:06:00,020
I'm going to go for it until I get bored of it.
1653
01:06:00,020 --> 01:06:00,740
And then I'll quit.
1654
01:06:00,740 --> 01:06:03,300
They're like a week or so.
1655
01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:04,500
Yeah, I do.
1656
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:09,140
No, I'm like,
1657
01:06:09,140 --> 01:06:10,180
shit, I'm like,
1658
01:06:10,180 --> 01:06:10,740
do this.
1659
01:06:10,740 --> 01:06:10,740
What?
1660
01:06:10,740 --> 01:06:11,780
Sign up for this.
1661
01:06:11,780 --> 01:06:13,220
No, I don't do this.
1662
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:13,940
Right.
1663
01:06:13,940 --> 01:06:15,220
I should have taken that bribe.
1664
01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:18,660
So it shouldn't take the bribe to the first place.
1665
01:06:18,660 --> 01:06:21,460
But no, so I was like, all right, I'm in.
1666
01:06:21,460 --> 01:06:22,500
I'm going to paint my car.
1667
01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:25,460
I'm going to come up with a bunch of slogans.
1668
01:06:25,460 --> 01:06:27,380
I had to find out who I'm running against
1669
01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:29,380
so that I can make attack ads.
1670
01:06:29,380 --> 01:06:29,700
Totally.
1671
01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:32,980
Because this is the problem, Fred.
1672
01:06:32,980 --> 01:06:38,180
I have the capability to do things that no stupid idiot
1673
01:06:38,180 --> 01:06:39,220
like myself should be.
1674
01:06:39,220 --> 01:06:42,020
Let me hire me as your problem to take
1675
01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:43,220
and I'll find like,
1676
01:06:43,220 --> 01:06:44,020
dirt on them.
1677
01:06:44,020 --> 01:06:44,900
I don't know.
1678
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:45,860
I'm going to get the dirty on the cup.
1679
01:06:45,860 --> 01:06:48,020
Grassley or whatever the fucking lamb is.
1680
01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:49,860
So grassley.
1681
01:06:49,860 --> 01:06:52,900
Turn for the name of the agriculture.
1682
01:06:52,900 --> 01:06:54,500
He doesn't remember.
1683
01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:56,020
He just because his name is grass.
1684
01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:56,900
Grassley.
1685
01:06:56,900 --> 01:06:59,220
He doesn't intend to keep the grass on the streets.
1686
01:06:59,220 --> 01:07:00,500
He just says his name.
1687
01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:03,860
Oh, he's just saying six months before the campaign starts.
1688
01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:06,100
His original name is Weedsbury.
1689
01:07:06,100 --> 01:07:06,900
Yeah.
1690
01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:09,620
He's a real piece of shit.
1691
01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:18,580
But you want another Wee in the office
1692
01:07:18,580 --> 01:07:20,740
and I can alter.
1693
01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:22,580
So you even know what that does
1694
01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:24,180
because I know I'm running for it.
1695
01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:26,020
No, didn't do that.
1696
01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:29,060
But so I did all the things.
1697
01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:29,940
I'm ready.
1698
01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:31,380
I had written out a check.
1699
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,820
I was taking it up to the thing.
1700
01:07:32,820 --> 01:07:35,140
Lady called me back and she's like,
1701
01:07:35,140 --> 01:07:40,580
we just had somebody else go and pay already.
1702
01:07:40,580 --> 01:07:43,060
Like they didn't do what they just went and did it.
1703
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:46,660
We don't want to have,
1704
01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:50,100
well, because she's like, you don't want to have two people running
1705
01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:53,300
against each other on the ballot because I guess it's already.
1706
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:55,940
This is just like you could sign up and have
1707
01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:57,940
a tight relationship and we'd rather have it.
1708
01:07:57,940 --> 01:07:58,900
We don't want to split up.
1709
01:07:58,900 --> 01:07:59,860
Right.
1710
01:07:59,860 --> 01:08:00,180
Yeah.
1711
01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:01,140
We don't want to do both.
1712
01:08:01,140 --> 01:08:02,100
Yeah.
1713
01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:03,140
Yeah, and I was like, that's fair.
1714
01:08:03,140 --> 01:08:04,180
I understand that.
1715
01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:06,740
But I said, I'm American right.
1716
01:08:06,740 --> 01:08:09,380
That's your American right to go over there and do it.
1717
01:08:09,380 --> 01:08:10,580
You should sign up in the end.
1718
01:08:10,580 --> 01:08:12,180
What's the point?
1719
01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:13,620
Right, but I'm here for the team.
1720
01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:14,580
I'm going to take one for the team.
1721
01:08:15,620 --> 01:08:16,660
In the least gay way.
1722
01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:17,620
You should be like,
1723
01:08:17,620 --> 01:08:19,380
that's when you put the leverage on them.
1724
01:08:19,380 --> 01:08:21,380
You'd be like, look, you don't want me to sign up
1725
01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:22,820
then I'll need something like that.
1726
01:08:22,820 --> 01:08:26,100
I'll sign up and then you're going to have to kick me out of this motherfucker.
1727
01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:29,140
I'm like, the flyers are already made.
1728
01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:30,100
Yeah.
1729
01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:31,940
Somebody spit, lady.
1730
01:08:31,940 --> 01:08:32,900
Right.
1731
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:33,620
I'm sorry.
1732
01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:34,980
I'm already, I'm already, I'm already,
1733
01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:35,780
I'm already in.
1734
01:08:35,780 --> 01:08:38,020
I'm not deep in APEC money right now, lady.
1735
01:08:38,020 --> 01:08:38,980
I got a car.
1736
01:08:38,980 --> 01:08:42,020
She got a car.
1737
01:08:42,020 --> 01:08:46,660
That guy who's calling me on the other right now,
1738
01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:48,180
as soon as I threw my hat in the ring.
1739
01:08:48,180 --> 01:08:52,100
So no, so I was like,
1740
01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:53,620
damn, well next time,
1741
01:08:53,620 --> 01:08:55,780
I'm not going to wait until the last.
1742
01:08:55,780 --> 01:08:56,580
Two years.
1743
01:08:56,580 --> 01:08:57,540
Two years.
1744
01:08:57,540 --> 01:08:58,500
Two years.
1745
01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:00,100
So two years, ladies and gentlemen,
1746
01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:02,500
I'm announcing my candidacy right now.
1747
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:03,300
The second two years.
1748
01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:05,940
Yeah, you got to do immediately when it when it
1749
01:09:05,940 --> 01:09:06,900
as soon as it goes.
1750
01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:08,020
I'm going to do it.
1751
01:09:08,020 --> 01:09:08,900
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1752
01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:11,620
I'm signing up for whatever the governor
1753
01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:14,500
A, when you die and then see if they got some other stuff.
1754
01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:15,940
Like maybe I can sign up.
1755
01:09:15,940 --> 01:09:17,140
Yeah, you can sign up for anything.
1756
01:09:17,140 --> 01:09:19,060
For all you have to is be an American citizen.
1757
01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:24,100
Yeah, pay $200, $8 either in check or in cashier's check
1758
01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:26,100
or money order.
1759
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:27,140
I think I'm going to do it too.
1760
01:09:27,140 --> 01:09:28,820
We should all run.
1761
01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:30,180
We should run this show.
1762
01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:34,820
And actually, yeah, then we can have a,
1763
01:09:34,820 --> 01:09:39,220
well, no, we can do we can do a show about our
1764
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:44,260
right. We have to inform the people.
1765
01:09:44,260 --> 01:09:45,860
I would write that's what we've been doing.
1766
01:09:45,860 --> 01:09:48,580
That means I would have to use two shows.
1767
01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:48,820
Right.
1768
01:09:48,820 --> 01:09:55,380
He has just printed the Department of Government Efficiency, Alan.
1769
01:09:55,380 --> 01:09:57,140
And that's what we can do.
1770
01:09:57,140 --> 01:09:58,180
Who would you do?
1771
01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:00,180
Yeah, one of them.
1772
01:10:00,180 --> 01:10:01,540
We can do it yourself.
1773
01:10:01,540 --> 01:10:05,380
Like, yeah, we already cut ourselves out.
1774
01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:10,900
The first thing we did was was cut funding to street yard.
1775
01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:15,460
We figured we didn't probably need it.
1776
01:10:15,460 --> 01:10:22,260
But yeah, so anyway, I'm bummed out because like in the 20 minutes I thought I was doing this.
1777
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:25,140
I would write slogans.
1778
01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:29,860
Don't they do, are there alternate things every,
1779
01:10:29,860 --> 01:10:31,140
every two years?
1780
01:10:31,140 --> 01:10:33,940
Yeah, yeah, so like, that should be another one next year, right?
1781
01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:36,580
And something else coming up next year.
1782
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:37,540
Yeah, no, be one coming up.
1783
01:10:37,540 --> 01:10:38,740
You can start signing up.
1784
01:10:38,740 --> 01:10:45,860
So when it comes, I'm going to sign up for whatever I can because I'm going to write this.
1785
01:10:45,860 --> 01:10:48,180
If we, we, we got a white god damn round.
1786
01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:49,620
White is so rude.
1787
01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:55,460
No, no, no, no, no, I want people to know exactly where I stand.
1788
01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:56,100
Okay.
1789
01:10:56,100 --> 01:10:59,620
If nothing else, Fred, it'll push traffic.
1790
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:06,660
Can't donate, hey, hey, pack, hit us up on our page.
1791
01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:11,060
And we'll say whatever you want us to say,
1792
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:13,300
$5.00 a year for sale.
1793
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:15,780
Yeah, we'll say whatever you want us to say.
1794
01:11:15,780 --> 01:11:19,220
Mac only $500,000 a year.
1795
01:11:19,220 --> 01:11:20,260
I know how to read you.
1796
01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:22,100
I know we will be on these.
1797
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:25,540
I'll do whatever you say.
1798
01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:27,220
Yeah, whatever you want us to do.
1799
01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:33,860
Whatever I can, whatever I can do to help you guys in the general, the green boat general.
1800
01:11:33,860 --> 01:11:39,780
I don't want to sell all the way out.
1801
01:11:39,780 --> 01:11:41,140
No, we're not going to sell all the way out.
1802
01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:42,580
We're going to pretend we didn't.
1803
01:11:42,580 --> 01:11:44,340
Yeah, we're going to sell not all the way out.
1804
01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:48,100
We're just going to sell out 90%.
1805
01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:52,580
Ah, I'm back.
1806
01:11:52,580 --> 01:11:55,540
Okay, the tip of the sense diet inside.
1807
01:11:55,540 --> 01:12:01,060
That's crazy though that you can run.
1808
01:12:01,060 --> 01:12:02,020
You can just run.
1809
01:12:02,020 --> 01:12:03,700
Yeah, you can just run, man.
1810
01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:04,740
This is crazy awesome.
1811
01:12:04,740 --> 01:12:06,820
It's government, man.
1812
01:12:06,820 --> 01:12:07,540
I don't know how to do that.
1813
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:11,220
That's going to be my life.
1814
01:12:11,220 --> 01:12:12,020
You're running.
1815
01:12:12,020 --> 01:12:14,020
I'm seeing from my campaign.
1816
01:12:14,020 --> 01:12:15,540
And I run.
1817
01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:17,060
I'm a man.
1818
01:12:17,060 --> 01:12:19,460
All right, so all the way to the
1819
01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:23,860
I want to let me go on the stage.
1820
01:12:23,860 --> 01:12:25,540
I'm going to bring me on stage.
1821
01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:27,700
No, I am bringing you on stage.
1822
01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:31,460
You got to you got to go to your settings and add the avatars.
1823
01:12:31,460 --> 01:12:32,820
Not Damon, I did it already.
1824
01:12:32,820 --> 01:12:34,420
Yeah, sure you did.
1825
01:12:34,420 --> 01:12:36,180
It's on there.
1826
01:12:36,180 --> 01:12:37,140
Sure.
1827
01:12:37,140 --> 01:12:40,100
General go to general settings and go.
1828
01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:40,980
Oh, I have it.
1829
01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:41,780
There we go.
1830
01:12:41,780 --> 01:12:43,380
Hey man, I heard you got to run for.
1831
01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:47,780
That's me.
1832
01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:50,980
Get rock.
1833
01:12:50,980 --> 01:12:53,780
I got you want to get you want to get on get rock back.
1834
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,060
Get you.
1835
01:12:55,060 --> 01:12:56,100
Get you.
1836
01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:57,300
I send you a six pack.
1837
01:12:57,300 --> 01:13:00,100
Curse life.
1838
01:13:00,100 --> 01:13:05,940
You know, you got to do you say when you get a look and you say,
1839
01:13:05,940 --> 01:13:06,820
I ball with the ball.
1840
01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:12,260
So you're going to say, I'm now to the American people.
1841
01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:13,620
I'm on a ball with the ball.
1842
01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:17,780
Mr. Houston, you just ruined the election.
1843
01:13:17,780 --> 01:13:18,980
What are you going to do now?
1844
01:13:18,980 --> 01:13:20,420
Got a ball with the ball.
1845
01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:21,780
I'm out of power with the ball.
1846
01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:24,500
And freedom.
1847
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,980
That's right.
1848
01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:30,420
Well, if you if you guys decided to do it, let me know.
1849
01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:30,660
All right.
1850
01:13:30,660 --> 01:13:31,460
I'm in.
1851
01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:32,020
Thank you.
1852
01:13:32,020 --> 01:13:33,380
Mr. Rock.
1853
01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:34,740
Yeah, Mr. Rock.
1854
01:13:34,740 --> 01:13:35,060
There you are.
1855
01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:36,500
Mr. Rock is who is that?
1856
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,300
I don't know.
1857
01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:39,860
So yeah, Fred, I am interested.
1858
01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:40,900
We're going to run.
1859
01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:42,260
It's going to happen.
1860
01:13:42,260 --> 01:13:43,060
What happened?
1861
01:13:43,060 --> 01:13:44,020
I mean,
1862
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:44,660
do you know why?
1863
01:13:44,660 --> 01:13:45,460
Everybody else?
1864
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:46,100
Everybody else.
1865
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:49,300
Because in the annals of history,
1866
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:50,100
the annals.
1867
01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:51,860
Five million years from now,
1868
01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:54,500
when one kid is like,
1869
01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:56,740
what are you one?
1870
01:13:56,740 --> 01:13:58,020
The 2028
1871
01:13:58,020 --> 01:14:01,700
Greenville City Council seat 11 election.
1872
01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:04,180
More importantly, who lost?
1873
01:14:04,180 --> 01:14:05,780
I wanted to come back and look at us.
1874
01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:10,660
It was like, who would have thought that they would lead a political revolution?
1875
01:14:10,660 --> 01:14:11,460
You're in the book.
1876
01:14:11,460 --> 01:14:13,300
Span seconds.
1877
01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:15,940
I mean, technically, I got one vote last election.
1878
01:14:15,940 --> 01:14:16,820
I know.
1879
01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:18,980
I was explaining that to my son.
1880
01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:20,980
That whenever there's a,
1881
01:14:20,980 --> 01:14:23,300
whenever in my, this has been happening for years,
1882
01:14:23,300 --> 01:14:26,340
Alan is probably pretty close winning something
1883
01:14:26,340 --> 01:14:28,100
because ever since forever,
1884
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:32,740
whenever there's only one party running that I don't agree with,
1885
01:14:32,740 --> 01:14:34,980
in anything,
1886
01:14:34,980 --> 01:14:40,500
I write in Alan Kuyar as the vote for whatever it is.
1887
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:42,500
And also sometimes Jesus.
1888
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:45,380
I'm mostly out.
1889
01:14:47,380 --> 01:14:49,780
He's received a handful of votes over the years.
1890
01:14:49,780 --> 01:14:50,260
Thank you, Joe.
1891
01:14:50,260 --> 01:14:50,660
All right.
1892
01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:52,660
That's gonna be great.
1893
01:14:52,660 --> 01:14:53,940
Yeah, well, it's gonna be great, man.
1894
01:14:53,940 --> 01:14:55,700
I can't wait to get ready.
1895
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:58,420
Two years from now, we're gonna go ahead and start fundraising now.
1896
01:14:58,420 --> 01:15:00,660
You're free, send me whatever money you've got.
1897
01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:02,660
Loose change in your pocket?
1898
01:15:02,660 --> 01:15:04,500
Yeah, I'm just about to say.
1899
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,180
We'll take it.
1900
01:15:06,180 --> 01:15:08,740
And we'll take it straight to Washington
1901
01:15:08,740 --> 01:15:11,300
where they can
1902
01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:13,540
street
1903
01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:14,580
Washington
1904
01:15:14,580 --> 01:15:16,580
and
1905
01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:20,980
and I'm gonna get one of those stupid gross sodas that I like now.
1906
01:15:20,980 --> 01:15:24,020
At least it's not kombucha, Fred.
1907
01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:24,580
Yeah, yeah.
1908
01:15:24,580 --> 01:15:25,860
Have you ever had kombucha, Fred?
1909
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:26,740
I have.
1910
01:15:26,740 --> 01:15:27,860
What's your favorite?
1911
01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:29,220
I don't know what kombucha is.
1912
01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:32,100
Have you ever had non-Fred kombucha, Alan?
1913
01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:34,420
Oh, he has nasty.
1914
01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:35,380
It's disgusting.
1915
01:15:35,380 --> 01:15:36,980
It's terrible.
1916
01:15:36,980 --> 01:15:38,980
I don't know if people could drink it.
1917
01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:39,780
I'm gonna say it.
1918
01:15:39,780 --> 01:15:42,580
Oh, well, it doesn't matter.
1919
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:44,260
All the matters is you're here.
1920
01:15:44,260 --> 01:15:44,740
We're here.
1921
01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:46,900
Kombucha, not going skiing.
1922
01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:49,460
A butcher.
1923
01:15:49,460 --> 01:15:51,700
Bootches.
1924
01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:52,820
Stooges, bootches.
1925
01:15:52,820 --> 01:15:53,700
Stooges.
1926
01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:54,500
Bootches.
1927
01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:56,340
All right, we're gonna get out of your ladies' judgment.
1928
01:15:56,340 --> 01:15:58,100
Thank you so much for listening and we're watching
1929
01:15:58,100 --> 01:15:59,380
and we're doing all the things.
1930
01:15:59,380 --> 01:16:02,020
We up, please come back next week for a brand new episode
1931
01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:02,900
of the Wife thing.
1932
01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:04,100
Like the podcast.
1933
01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:04,580
There you go.
1934
01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:05,060
You later.
1935
01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:07,860
We are laughing.
1936
01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:10,420
And we are very good friends.
1937
01:16:11,380 --> 01:16:13,380
We're good friends sharing a special moment.
1938
01:16:13,380 --> 01:16:30,820
That's it, man.
1939
01:16:30,820 --> 01:16:31,940
Game over, man.
1940
01:16:31,940 --> 01:16:32,900
It's game over.
1941
01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:35,380
Just hang loose blood.
1942
01:16:35,380 --> 01:16:37,380
She's gonna catch up on the rebar on the meds.
1943
01:16:37,380 --> 01:16:39,380
Dance of the chopper!
1944
01:16:39,380 --> 01:16:45,380
Oh, what a thing.
1945
01:16:45,380 --> 01:16:47,380
Come home, what a thing.
1946
01:16:47,380 --> 01:16:50,580
Well, thanks all, folks.
1947
01:16:50,580 --> 01:16:52,580
I still have this stuff, baby.
1948
01:16:52,580 --> 01:16:54,180
God damn it.
1949
01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:58,980
I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
1950
01:16:58,980 --> 01:17:02,180
As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1951
01:17:02,180 --> 01:17:03,620
Surely you can be serious.
1952
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:04,820
I am serious.
1953
01:17:04,820 --> 01:17:06,180
And don't call me sure.