This week, on a shockingly new episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred's literally taking his life into his own stupid hands, and he's got butterfingers. Hear the harrowing tale of Fred's brush with death and a shelf. It's something. Then, we're having what can only be described as a little baby bitch boy argument about whether Chuck Norris belongs in the BLC Hall of Fame. Guess what? He might, or might not be bestowed with the highest honor America's Favorite Podcast can give (RIP Chuck). You'll have to listen to find out. Then, the finale of Wack History Month, and we're talking about a boutique owner that's been arrested 14 times this year, the lady who was saved by boiled peanuts (how freaking good are boiled peanuts, btw?), and the Pro Cornhole player that was temporarily armed and dangerous. All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast.
This week, on a shockingly new episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred's literally taking his life into his own stupid hands, and he's got butterfingers. Hear the harrowing tale of Fred's brunch with death and a shelf. It's something.
Then, we're having what can only be described as a little baby bitch boy argument about whether Chuck Norris belongs in the BLC Hall of Fame. Guess what? He might, or might not be bestowed with the highest honor America's Favorite Podcast can give (RIP Chuck). You'll have to listen to find out.
Then, the finale of Wack History Month, and we're talking about a boutique owner that's been arrested 14 times this year, the lady who was saved by boiled peanuts (how freaking good are boiled peanuts, btw?), and the Pro Cornhole player that was temporarily armed and dangerous. All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast.
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swap the mail and start it in the morning.
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I'm gonna get fucked!
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With your host, Arthur.
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Featuring the Celts, we sound so threat and also yelling on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome, welcome to the Morning All!
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231th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast!
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There you go.
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We are broadcasting's, technically live, today and every Monday,
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from the Polatial EC Studios located right here, wherever you're at.
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Wherever you are.
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We are where you are!
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Wherever you are!
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Wherever you go, there you are!
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I'm in your head, bro.
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You're at Scrapper crack!
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I'm all in your head!
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I know you're like getting cracked!
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Is this up at your house where can I get some crack?
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I'm a brain man!
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Yeah.
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That's right, he is a great guy.
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But he's not the only one!
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Well, I'm sure it's gonna work out great for everybody!
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Did he pick you up?
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Oh, Jesus Christ!
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He technically wrote me a...
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I didn't part on it.
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[Laughter]
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[Laughter]
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Oh, that felt good!
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If you can listen to us,
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every single moment of the day!
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If you can listen to us!
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On all your favorite part of things!
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And of course, AmericanSpherePogas.com!
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Thank you for listening!
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Please spread the word about our show,
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except for the part where Fred just talked about
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sticking your own finger in your butt and farting on it.
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And then you tell them, "Man, this is a good thing!"
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If you're like, "That's your niche!"
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You're the place for you!
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And if you want to do that,
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I'm sure you're your own butt, man!
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Who am I to judge?
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And when you're sticking finger in your butt,
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don't stick it all the way up in there.
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Just stick like the tip of your finger,
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so you go to club the hole and then fart on it.
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So it goes all three...
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You're fingering your...
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[Laughter]
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Total comment!
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[Laughter]
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You smell your butt with your finger!
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Do you have to...
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Do you have to let it linger?
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And of course, let me...
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I'm proud to introduce...
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...my close-in-us!
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A man with the stickiness finger in Hollywood!
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That's right, it's Fred!
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You ever seen "Malrats"?
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He gives up the stinky palm?
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[Laughter]
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That's what I have!
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I love giving the stinky palm, boy!
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[Laughter]
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You know, I'll never shake your hand again!
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Those are like my hair, baby!
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Not that I would anyway!
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Well, Fred, Rick, welcome to the show!
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And the man with all the buttons!
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Allee!
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[Cheering]
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Oh, check!
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[Cheering]
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Woo!
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[Cheering]
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Hey, guys!
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Fred would normally have said if he wasn't screaming already!
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[Laughter]
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Welcome to Show Lades of Gentlemen!
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For so glad you're here, we have got...
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...what can only be considered...
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...and a...
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...lecturfying episode tonight!
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[Cheering]
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Oh, yeah, that's right, you're in the mess!
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That's right, it is!
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And of course, as always...
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The baby has been eating me up!
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...a litus off this evening with a wonderful...
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...it's another than our very own...
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...funky bruster...
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...funky bruster...
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...bruster!
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Is he a full bruster?
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He's B-R-U-E-S-T-O.
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It doesn't matter if it's Funky Bruster!
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Bruster!
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Oh my God!
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Oh, the weekend, man!
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What a week!
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First off...
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...me and my wife went out Friday night.
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How about F?
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I went downtown...
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...and drove around a little bit in Matroup.
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I got the drive, like...
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...because, like...
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...I don't ever get the drive.
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Yeah, I mean, I drove my truck.
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I'll do it, but it took that.
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I really test my truck 'cause my truck had been running hot.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm saying...
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Like I run all the time.
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Right!
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And, you know, so when I was Friday night, you know,
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...my truck didn't run hot, so I figured it was good.
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Like this is the best week of my life.
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That's the weekend of my life!
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How did that day...
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...I take my mom and my aunt out.
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We were supposed to go to a birthday party for my cousin...
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...butch of people that...
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...bundes relatives from out of town were coming in from, like, Washington...
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...you know, that we hadn't seen in a couple of years, so I'm taking my mom out.
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You know, take it to this party.
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Get in the truck, start driving, truck runs hot.
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So, now I gotta put my truck in a shot.
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I gotta put my truck in a shot.
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So, earlier that day...
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I don't know what...
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This is the big story.
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I'm just saying, you know what I am?
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I wanted to give you...
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I wanted to give you...
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I just told you, I had a bad weekend.
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You know what I mean?
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I had a terrible weekend.
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No, Friday, Friday is nice.
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Yeah, Friday is good.
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Hello?
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Hello.
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Okay.
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So...
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Yeah, it's an audience, Fred.
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That's what you're hearing right now.
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Saturday.
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I go to...
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My wife is, like, doing some little housework in the house.
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I'm doing some...
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I'm going out to the garage, going straight up to the garage...
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...throw a bunch of stuff away.
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I had a shelf that I got off T-Moo...
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...go months ago...
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...and hadn't put it up yet.
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I was like, "Today's the day."
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I'm gonna put that shelf on the wall...
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...hang all my tools on it, you know?
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Organize myself up?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well worth it.
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Yep.
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So, I get out my trusty dusty stud finder...
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...and I'm just...
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...and nothing at all.
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I know the place where I'm gonna put it in my walls...
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...so I find the stud on one side...
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...and I'm looking for the stud on the other side.
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But, um, daddy is putting my marks on the wall.
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I got my shelf a little bit out.
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Yep.
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This is what...
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This is where I'm going.
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This is where I'm going.
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That's right.
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I know what I'm doing, you know?
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Yeah.
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I drill the right side studs.
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Before I get to continue...
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I want you guys to remember the phrase...
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...I know what I'm doing.
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I know I know it!
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Okay, good day to you.
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I drill the studs on the right first, you know?
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Okay.
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As you want to would.
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Yep.
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And then I drill holes for them.
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And then on the left side, I'm starting to drill holes...
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...and I put my screw in...
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...and it gives me a little tension.
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Sure.
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So, uh, okay, I'm on that stud.
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Let's push it on in there.
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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Push and push and boom!
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It just goes in like I went through straight drawwall.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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So, let's start right there.
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I pulled the screw back out.
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It's burnt.
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It's like burnt.
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It's an inch burnt.
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Like the screws...
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...you know, the little...
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The teeth...
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Yeah, the little rifling on it.
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Yeah.
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Go.
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It looks like a nail.
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I'm like, what the fuck did I do?
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So, I got to cut out that, you know?
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And I was like, no, no, no, cut out the drop.
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I was like, I got to see what the fuck happened.
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What burnt my shit?
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Yeah, what happened?
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I was like, I see what's behind this fucking wall.
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So, I cut out...
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What?
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Yeah, I got out like a two by two inch square, you know?
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Pull that piece of drawwall out.
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There is the main line coming from my power meter going to my breaker box.
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And now...
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I drilled into...
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Like there's three lines on the power line.
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You got the...
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You got the positive, the negative, and then you got the ground.
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Right.
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I drilled through the ground and the ground exploded.
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Oh my gosh.
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And then I drilled straight into the negative of the...
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Like...
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And I...
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You know, I was like, well, fuck.
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I just...
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I fucked up.
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I was like, damn, I...
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I knew it was bad, you know what I'm saying?
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Right.
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I didn't know how bad it was.
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That's right.
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I was like...
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What I always do when I don't know...
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I don't really use Google, I use Reddit.
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Right.
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So I found an electrician sub.
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Yeah.
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So, I'm a little...
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In villain, R-N, I'm Alan and mine's in.
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Yeah.
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We were unaware of this completely, we're blissfully unaware.
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We had no idea.
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00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,200
And friends, it was like...
263
00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,200
You had to wear what?
264
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,200
Of all of this before this.
265
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And friends, it is a screenshot and basically said, like, uh-oh, or something like that, or...
266
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Yeah.
267
00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,200
And show...
268
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Send us the...
269
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The Reddit post that he created.
270
00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,200
Right.
271
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And we didn't know who it was.
272
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,200
I neither one of us did.
273
00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,200
Right, right, right.
274
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,200
Whoever that is...
275
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,200
Yeah.
276
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,200
Got really lucky they weren't fucking dead.
277
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,200
Yeah.
278
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,200
It wasn't supposed to be him.
279
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,200
And we were saying all kinds of...
280
00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:07,200
Just like, oh no.
281
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,200
Yeah.
282
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:15,200
And then I was like, no guys, that was me.
283
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,200
Right.
284
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,200
I thought you knew my Reddit name, you know what I'm saying?
285
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,200
I thought...
286
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,200
I did, but I just thought you sent me...
287
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,200
You sent me...
288
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,200
You sent me...
289
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,200
You sent me...
290
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,200
You sent me...
291
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,200
You sent me...
292
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,200
You sent me...
293
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,200
You sent me...
294
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,200
You sent me...
295
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,200
You sent me...
296
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,200
You sent me...
297
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,200
You sent me...
298
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,200
Yeah.
299
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,200
We do send Reddit...
300
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,200
Random Reddit posts every now and then.
301
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,200
Oh, not.
302
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,200
Yeah.
303
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,200
Oh, so...
304
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,200
So, yeah.
305
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,200
And...
306
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,200
So, I said...
307
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,200
I posted it up on Reddit and...
308
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,200
Number one, the guys were like...
309
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:45,200
And I knew it was Reddit.
310
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,200
Yeah, I knew I was gonna get some heat.
311
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,200
And I did, like...
312
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,200
You fucker, why is you fucking doing it?
313
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,200
Oh, these...
314
00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,200
You still find the red...
315
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,200
And...
316
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,200
That was hot.
317
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,200
And my fault.
318
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,200
You think I put on Reddit was...
319
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,200
How bad did I fuck up?
320
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,200
Yeah, I'm saying...
321
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,200
Right.
322
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,200
And the picture.
323
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,200
Yeah, I'm saying...
324
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,200
You waited, you asked for that...
325
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,200
Yeah.
326
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,200
Value.
327
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,200
Yeah.
328
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,200
You were begging for it, right?
329
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,200
Yeah.
330
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,200
And I said...
331
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,200
You didn't put...
332
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,200
What did I do to fuck up?
333
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,200
Yeah.
334
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,200
You were like...
335
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:14,200
Oh, man.
336
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,200
I'm bad.
337
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,200
I'm bad.
338
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,200
I'm fucking...
339
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
340
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,200
But you're fair.
341
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,200
You're fair.
342
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,200
Cause you did...
343
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,200
You're a fucking man.
344
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,200
Yeah.
345
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,200
But...
346
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,200
So, I did that and everybody...
347
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200
You know, they're talking...
348
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,200
Oh, yeah.
349
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,200
That's gonna be about $2,500 to $3,000.
350
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,200
Okay.
351
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:37,200
Because they got to do the whole run from the meter back to the breaker.
352
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,200
And...
353
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,200
They were...
354
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,200
They were wrong, I guess.
355
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,200
I don't know.
356
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,200
That's all.
357
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,200
Right.
358
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,200
That was...
359
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,200
It sounds like...
360
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,200
Right.
361
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,200
So...
362
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,200
And it was a Saturday, mind you.
363
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,200
So...
364
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,200
They were like...
365
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,200
Get a pro out there and get some money.
366
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,200
And I was like...
367
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,200
Ah, not today.
368
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,200
(laughs)
369
00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,200
I was like...
370
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,200
That's...
371
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,200
That's where the...
372
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,200
The money's gonna come in is having to come out on...
373
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,200
Yeah, for sure.
374
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,200
...on an emergency call.
375
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,200
I was like...
376
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,200
Me and the fam can like...
377
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,200
...tough it out.
378
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,200
We did it for nine days when Haleen came in.
379
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,200
Right. Right.
380
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,200
With no poweys, obviously.
381
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,200
Right.
382
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,200
And that was the weird part.
383
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:23,200
Like, after I did all that, the power was still on in the house.
384
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,200
Yeah.
385
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,200
Like, I put a hole in that line...
386
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,200
...blue that fucking ground wire...
387
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,200
...but the lights and everything was still on, but I was like...
388
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,200
I'm not gonna risk it.
389
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,200
No.
390
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,200
No, that's...
391
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,200
That's a straight fire hazard.
392
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
393
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,200
That's a straight fire hazard.
394
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,200
It's just waiting to burn.
395
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,200
Oh, yeah.
396
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,200
(laughs)
397
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,200
Oh, yeah.
398
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,200
Yeah.
399
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:52,200
So, like, you know, yeah, we had to tough it out Saturday night, Sunday night, and I called...
400
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:56,200
We got some references from some of our friends.
401
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,200
Yeah.
402
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,200
Okay.
403
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,200
Hold on.
404
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,200
I don't want to stop it, but I need...
405
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:08,200
No, yeah, yeah.
406
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,200
Did you get a price for it?
407
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,200
Or are you to that point?
408
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,200
Don't tell us what it is?
409
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,200
Yeah.
410
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,200
Well, like, yeah, when I called a guy, he told me...
411
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,200
He told me...
412
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,200
And this was great.
413
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,200
Like, when he told me, he was like...
414
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:24,200
I sent him a picture and everything, and he was like...
415
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,200
Yeah, oh, yeah.
416
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,200
We can do that for 800.
417
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,200
Oh.
418
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,200
And I was like, "What?"
419
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,200
Yeah.
420
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:36,200
And he was like, "Is it from, you know, where you cut it to the breaker box?"
421
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,200
And I was like, "Ahhh."
422
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,200
About 30 feet.
423
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,200
He's like, "Oh, I didn't know that."
424
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,200
(laughs)
425
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,200
He's like...
426
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,200
He's like, "I thought I was like right next to it."
427
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,200
(laughs)
428
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:50,200
He's like, "It's gonna be a little bit more pricey."
429
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,200
I was like, "So, okay, hold on.
430
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:58,200
First, I called one company, and that company said they were booked for the week, and they could help me."
431
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,200
And I was like, "Well, can you give me a reference?"
432
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,200
And they were like, "Yeah, I can get used like, yeah, I can get used."
433
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,200
Because I want to use my own pop, you know?
434
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,200
Yeah, you know.
435
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:10,200
I want to use, you know, license, and bonded, you know, electricians.
436
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,200
But not too much.
437
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,200
But not, yeah, I don't want no-
438
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,200
We don't want them to have their own building.
439
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,200
Right.
440
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,200
Yeah.
441
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,200
And if they do, it's not a building, it's just a game.
442
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,200
Just a bag, it's just a game.
443
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,200
And a couple trucks.
444
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:27,200
Yeah, I mean, you know, I want to help out the community.
445
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,200
So, I know so lower the old red, you know?
446
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,200
Right, yeah, exactly.
447
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:36,200
And so, they were like, "Yeah, they were like, my neighbor, he's an electrician.
448
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,200
He's our competition, but he's a good guy."
449
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,200
He said, "You know, call him up, and he should be able to help you."
450
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,200
And I called him up, and he was like, "Yeah, man."
451
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:49,200
No doubt, he was like, "I live right here in the same town you do."
452
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:53,200
He was like, "You know, I can be there in 15 minutes."
453
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,200
I was like, "Bad, man."
454
00:14:55,200 --> 00:15:00,200
Now, mind you, he said, you know, it's not going to be 800.
455
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,200
Sure.
456
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:05,200
You know, so I'm thinking, "Oh, now we're back up to 25."
457
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,200
Back up to that, yeah.
458
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,200
Oh, my foot.
459
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:12,200
I was like, "Yeah, you know, if you can get out here today and do it, come on, do it."
460
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,200
So, just rape me in the butt, please.
461
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,200
As long as I get on my back, I'll be right back.
462
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,200
Yeah, I'm going to go first and get some K-Way.
463
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,200
I'll be right back.
464
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,200
He can't be any longer.
465
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,200
Take that, take that, take that.
466
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:32,200
He's like, "Hey, thanks for calling Didi Electrical."
467
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:36,200
That's a baby on the gold team.
468
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,200
I got the baby on and the pipe.
469
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,200
Yeah, but then.
470
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:46,200
So, yeah, for real, like 15 minutes, he was down here.
471
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,200
He's like, "I'm coming out, take some measurements."
472
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:53,200
He's like, "So, it happened in my garage."
473
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,200
And my garage is separated from my house.
474
00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:03,200
So, he was like, "So, he's going to have to go up, over, and through."
475
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,200
Okay.
476
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:08,200
Yeah, I'm saying to get to the breaker box.
477
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,200
And he was like, "You got to add it, right?"
478
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,200
And I was like, "Yeah, I got to add it."
479
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:17,200
He's like, "Let me go at the NC if I can access it through, you know, that added."
480
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,200
Yeah.
481
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,200
We all had to cut up the drywall.
482
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,200
And I was like, "Yeah."
483
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,200
And I got singing about it.
484
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,200
I was like, "No, there's no, my garage is lower than the attic."
485
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,200
Right.
486
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,200
Yeah, you can't even get that in the middle of it.
487
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,200
Very minimal.
488
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,200
Right.
489
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,200
So, he's like, "Okay, so we're going to have to cut the drywall."
490
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:38,200
And I give it up for these guys.
491
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,200
Like, they did an excellent job.
492
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,200
It took them three hours.
493
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,200
It took them three hours.
494
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,200
They had to, they did have to cut my drywall out.
495
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,200
And they ran the run.
496
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:56,200
Yeah, they ran the line over up under two and a half, three hours, like, room.
497
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,200
And when he got here, he was looking at me.
498
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:03,200
He was like, "Man, he's like, you look, you know, really familiar."
499
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:08,200
I was like, "Yeah, I was like, yeah, I said you do too, but I can't play through."
500
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,200
He's like, "I know."
501
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:15,200
He's like, "I can't play team all together."
502
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:20,200
Yeah, I was like, "Oh, shit, I was like, yeah, they did."
503
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,200
He owed me 50 bucks.
504
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,200
They did.
505
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,200
And like, he's like, "I'll bet it on your team."
506
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:36,200
And then, and then I called my wife and I told her, like, who we were using.
507
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,200
And she was like, "Oh, yeah."
508
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:44,200
She was like, our friend Quentin recommended that guy.
509
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,200
And I was like, and I went back to him.
510
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,200
I was like, "Oh, yeah, I was like, by the way, you know, you know, Quentin?"
511
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,200
I was like, he, I was like, he's the one that like, recommend.
512
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,200
He's like, "Oh, yeah, I know Quentin. He worked for a lot of a lot."
513
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,200
And yeah, he's a good guy.
514
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,200
I said, "Yeah, we hung out a couple times."
515
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,200
Like, we played golf together once.
516
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,200
And I was like, "Okay, okay, okay."
517
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:09,200
So, I get the final bill, like, everything's done.
518
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,200
Hold on, hold on, this is where we need to get a guess.
519
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,200
Okay, you only guess, you only guess what it gets.
520
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,200
You only guess what it gets to you.
521
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,200
All right, go ahead.
522
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,200
Well, then Alan, go for it.
523
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,200
So, we're 30 feet, Alan.
524
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,200
How many people, let's get some numbers.
525
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,200
How many people?
526
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:26,200
So, your range is $800 to $3,000,000.
527
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,200
How many people can you get?
528
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,200
How many people can you get?
529
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200
You got it?
530
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,200
You got another guy.
531
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,200
You got another guy.
532
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,200
You got another guy.
533
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,200
You got another guy.
534
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,200
What color was the number?
535
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,200
Yeah, it was mixed.
536
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,200
Okay, I'll see that.
537
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,200
Okay, well, this is Spanish, it's Spanish.
538
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,200
Oh, I'm Hispanic, of course.
539
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,200
I'm Hispanic.
540
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200
I mean, well, that means the job was done.
541
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,200
That's why you got done on the weekend as well.
542
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,200
I think I was black.
543
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,200
I'm about to do.
544
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,200
Oh, okay.
545
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,200
I say about $800 to $10.
546
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,200
I'm going to say $16.83.
547
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:52,200
$1683.
548
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:57,200
I'm going to say $1683.
549
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,200
I'm going to say $1683.
550
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,200
$1683.
551
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,200
I'm going to say $1683.
552
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,200
I'm going to say $1683.
553
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,200
I'm going to say $1683.
554
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,200
I'm going to say $1683.
555
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,200
I'm going to say $1683.
556
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,200
I'm going to say $1683.
557
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,200
I'm going to say $1683.
558
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,200
I'm going to say $1683.
559
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,200
I'm going to say $1683.
560
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,200
I'm going to say $1683.
561
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,200
I'm going to say $1683.
562
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,200
I'm going to say $1683.
563
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,200
I'm going to say $1683.
564
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,200
I'm going to say $1683.
565
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,200
I'm going to say $1683.
566
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,200
I'm going to say $1683.
567
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,200
I'm going to say $1683.
568
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,200
I'm going to say $1683.
569
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,200
I'm going to say $1683.
570
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,200
I'm going to say $1683.
571
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,200
I'm going to say $1683.
572
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,200
I'm going to say $1683.
573
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,200
I'm going to say $1683.
574
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,200
I'm going to say $1683.
575
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,200
I'm going to say $1683.
576
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,200
I'm going to say $1683.
577
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,200
I'm going to say $1683.
578
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,200
I'm going to say $1683.
579
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,200
I'm going to say $1683.
580
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,200
I'm going to say $1683.
581
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,200
I'm going to say $1683.
582
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,200
I'm going to say $1683.
583
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,200
I'm going to say $1683.
584
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,200
I'm going to say $1683.
585
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,200
I'm going to say $1683.
586
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,200
I'm going to say $1683.
587
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,200
I'm going to say $1683.
588
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,200
I'm going to say $1683.
589
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,200
I'm going to say $1683.
590
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,200
I'm going to say $1683.
591
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,200
I'm going to say $1683.
592
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,200
I'm going to say $1683.
593
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,200
I'm going to say $1683.
594
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,200
I'm going to say $1683.
595
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,200
I'm going to say $1683.
596
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,200
I'm going to say $1683.
597
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,200
I'm going to say $1683.
598
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,200
I'm going to say $1683.
599
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,200
I'm going to say $1683.
600
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,200
I'm going to say $1683.
601
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,200
I'm going to say $1683.
602
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,200
I'm going to say $1683.
603
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,200
I'm going to say $1683.
604
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,200
I'm going to say $1683.
605
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,200
I'm going to say $1683.
606
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,200
I'm going to say $1683.
607
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,200
I'm going to say $1683.
608
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,200
I'm going to say $1683.
609
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,200
I'm going to say $1683.
610
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,200
I'm going to say $1683.
611
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,200
I'm going to say $1683.
612
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,200
I'm going to say $1683.
613
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,200
I'm going to say $1683.
614
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,200
I'm going to say $1683.
615
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,200
I'm going to say $1683.
616
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,200
I'm going to say $1683.
617
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,200
I'm going to say $1683.
618
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,200
I'm going to say $1683.
619
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,200
I'm going to say $1683.
620
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200
I'm going to say $1683.
621
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,200
I'm going to say $1683.
622
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,200
I'm going to say $1683.
623
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,200
I'm going to say $1683.
624
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,200
I'm going to say $1683.
625
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,200
I'm going to say $1683.
626
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,200
I'm going to say $1683.
627
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,200
I'm going to say $1683.
628
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,200
I'm going to say $1683.
629
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,200
I'm going to say $1683.
630
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,200
I'm going to say $1683.
631
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,200
I'm going to say $1683.
632
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,200
I'm going to say $1683.
633
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,200
I'm going to say $1683.
634
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,200
I'm going to say $1683.
635
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,200
I'm going to say $1683.
636
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,200
I'm going to say $1683.
637
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200
I'm going to say $1683.
638
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,200
I'm going to say $1683.
639
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,200
I'm going to say $1683.
640
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,200
I'm going to say $1683.
641
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,200
I'm going to say $1683.
642
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,200
I'm going to say $1683.
643
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,200
I'm going to say $1683.
644
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,200
I'm going to say $1683.
645
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,200
I'm going to say $1683.
646
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,200
I'm going to say $1683.
647
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,200
I'm going to say $1683.
648
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,200
I'm going to say $1683.
649
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,200
I'm going to say $1683.
650
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,200
I'm going to say $1683.
651
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,200
I'm going to say $1683.
652
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,200
I'm going to say $1683.
653
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,200
I'm going to say $1683.
654
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,200
I'm going to say $1683.
655
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,200
I'm going to say $1683.
656
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,200
I'm going to say $1683.
657
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,200
I'm going to say $1683.
658
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,200
I'm going to say $1683.
659
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,200
I'm going to say $1683.
660
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,200
I'm going to say $1683.
661
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,200
I'm going to say $1683.
662
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,200
I'm going to say $1683.
663
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,200
I'm going to say $1683.
664
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,200
I'm going to say $1683.
665
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,200
I'm going to say $1683.
666
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,200
I'm going to say $1683.
667
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,200
I'm going to say $1683.
668
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
I'm going to say $1683.
669
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,200
I'm going to say $1683.
670
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200
I'm going to say $1683.
671
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,200
I'm going to say $1683.
672
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,200
I'm going to say $1683.
673
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,200
I'm going to say $1683.
674
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,200
I'm going to say $1683.
675
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,200
I'm going to say $1683.
676
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,200
I'm going to say $1683.
677
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,200
I'm going to say $1683.
678
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,200
I'm going to say $1683.
679
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200
I'm going to say $1683.
680
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,200
I'm going to say $1683.
681
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,200
I'm going to say $1683.
682
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,200
I'm going to say $1683.
683
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,200
I'm going to say $1683.
684
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,200
I'm going to say $1683.
685
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,200
I'm going to say $1683.
686
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,200
I'm going to say $1683.
687
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,200
I'm going to say $1683.
688
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,200
I'm going to say $1683.
689
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,200
I'm going to say $1683.
690
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,200
I'm going to say $1683.
691
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,200
I'm going to say $1683.
692
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,200
I'm going to say $1683.
693
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,200
I'm going to say $1683.
694
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,200
I'm going to say $1683.
695
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,200
I'm going to say $1683.
696
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,200
I'm going to say $1683.
697
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,200
I'm going to say $1683.
698
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,200
I'm going to say $1683.
699
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,200
I'm going to say $1683.
700
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,200
I'm going to say $1683.
701
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,200
I'm going to say $1683.
702
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,200
I'm going to say $1683.
703
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,200
I'm going to say $1683.
704
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,200
I'm going to say $1683.
705
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,200
I'm going to say $1683.
706
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,200
I'm going to say $1683.
707
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,200
I'm going to say $1683.
708
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,200
I'm going to say $1683.
709
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,200
I'm going to say $1683.
710
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,200
I'm going to say $1683.
711
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,200
I'm going to say $1683.
712
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,200
I'm going to say $1683.
713
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200
I'm going to say $1683.
714
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,200
I'm going to say $1683.
715
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,200
I'm going to say $1683.
716
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,200
I'm going to say $1683.
717
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,200
I'm going to say $1683.
718
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,200
I'm going to say $1683.
719
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,200
I'm going to say $1683.
720
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,200
I'm going to say $1683.
721
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,200
I'm going to say $1683.
722
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,200
I'm going to say $1683.
723
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,200
I'm going to say $1683.
724
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,200
I'm going to say $1683.
725
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,200
I'm going to say $1683.
726
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,200
I'm going to say $1683.
727
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,200
I'm going to say $1683.
728
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200
I'm going to say $1683.
729
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,200
I'm going to say $1683.
730
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,200
I'm going to say $1683.
731
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,200
I'm going to say $1683.
732
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,200
I'm going to say $1683.
733
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,200
I'm going to say $1683.
734
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,200
I'm going to say $1683.
735
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,200
I'm going to say $1683.
736
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,200
I'm going to say $1683.
737
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,200
I'm going to say $1683.
738
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,200
I'm going to say $1683.
739
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,200
I'm going to say $1683.
740
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,200
I'm going to say $1683.
741
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,200
I'm going to say $1683.
742
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,200
I'm going to say $1683.
743
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,200
I'm going to say $1683.
744
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,200
I'm going to say $1683.
745
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,200
I'm going to say $1683.
746
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,200
I'm going to say $1683.
747
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,200
I'm going to say $1683.
748
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,200
I'm going to say $1683.
749
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,200
I'm going to say $1683.
750
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,200
I'm going to say $1683.
751
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200
I'm going to say $1683.
752
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,200
I'm going to say $1683.
753
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,200
I'm going to say $1683.
754
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,200
I'm going to say $1683.
755
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,200
I'm going to say $1683.
756
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,200
I'm going to say $1683.
757
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,200
I'm going to say $1683.
758
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,200
I'm going to say $1683.
759
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,200
I'm going to say $1683.
760
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,200
I'm going to say $1683.
761
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,200
I'm going to say $1683.
762
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,200
I'm going to say $1683.
763
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,200
I'm going to say $1683.
764
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,200
I'm going to say $1683.
765
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,200
I'm going to say $1683.
766
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,200
I'm going to say $1683.
767
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,200
I'm going to say $1683.
768
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,200
I'm going to say $1683.
769
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,200
I'm going to say $1683.
770
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,200
I'm going to say $1683.
771
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,200
I'm going to say $1683.
772
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,200
I'm going to say $1683.
773
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,200
I'm going to say $1683.
774
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,200
I'm going to say $1683.
775
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,200
I'm going to say $1683.
776
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,200
I'm going to say $1683.
777
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,200
I'm going to say $1683.
778
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,200
I'm going to say $1683.
779
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,200
I'm going to say $1683.
780
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,200
I'm going to say $1683.
781
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,200
I'm going to say $1683.
782
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,200
I'm going to say $1683.
783
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,200
I'm going to say $1683.
784
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,200
I'm going to say $1683.
785
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,200
I'm going to say $1683.
786
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,200
I'm going to say $1683.
787
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,200
I'm going to say $1683.
788
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,200
I'm going to say $1683.
789
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,200
I'm going to say $1683.
790
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,200
I'm going to say $1683.
791
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,200
I'm going to say $1683.
792
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,200
I'm going to say $1683.
793
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,200
I'm going to say $1683.
794
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,200
I'm going to say $1683.
795
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,200
I'm going to say $1683.
796
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I'm going to say $1683.
797
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,200
I'm going to say $1683.
798
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,200
Let me give you the deep ton it.
799
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It had $859,000 views.
800
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$547,967 of views.
801
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There you go.
802
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There you go.
803
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200
So, welcome to the Melgan Views.
804
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The main thing is, I appreciate that you're alive.
805
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Yeah, that's what's up.
806
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,200
Yeah, I appreciate that I'm alive.
807
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:41,200
Unlike some of us, like our old, I don't know, a friend of the show or not friend.
808
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,200
We're about to determine that.
809
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:49,700
determine that our old buddy for potentially old chucki norris shotgun all right.
810
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:53,480
E
811
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:57,100
How what how Fred how would you have felt if you wouldn't have lived a longer than
812
00:23:57,100 --> 00:24:05,080
Chuck Norris How did they have the Chuck Norris?
813
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:16,280
Chuck's thinking that's twice he's like yeah. That's fine. He might. So death retired. So he's like
814
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:22,700
Chuck. So obviously we all know we're I feel like everyone is aware at least here in the
815
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:29,800
States with who Chuck Norris is and yeah. You know obviously we grew up with him. You know
816
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:35,420
Walker Texas stranger Chuck Norris is bought Bruce Lee at one point. Yeah. I know a little
817
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:40,200
bit everything you know karate related to see whether he was far with karate as you could
818
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:47,840
go with white guy karate white yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree completely. It's not I would have
819
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:55,680
paid money to see him in Steven's ago. But well so of course unfortunately the world lost
820
00:24:55,680 --> 00:25:03,360
or maybe fortunately depending on how you think of it. The world lost a man. It's so hard
821
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:10,040
to say Fred because we're about to determine all this. The world lost a human and we thought
822
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:16,360
for a long time that Chuck Norris was great. Well I thought I still think he's great. You
823
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:20,760
still think he's great. He's made Chuck Norris great again. I think he's great. You know
824
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:28,320
because he voiced his opinion. Yeah. I mean okay. What did I know what's okay. Why are you
825
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:34,620
mad? Yeah. So let me let's go ahead and I'm going to get this out for us. So obviously
826
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:44,200
whenever a celebrity that seems to fit our niche niche niche whenever niche seems or it
827
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:52,360
has to wait. Obviously we know the whole collective comes out and we get a thousand emails and
828
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:58,160
a thousand Facebook. All of this stuff. All over the world. All over the world. Are you
829
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:02,360
going to more or more realize them in the black Lincoln collective holiday. Is he going
830
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:09,040
to join the likes of Dick Titty and Rick Blair. What's going to you know what did he did he
831
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:16,800
do enough. Right. He deserved a hall of fame. Right. Because he only had 86 years of a resume
832
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:22,960
to work with. Right. And to some people that may be like that may seem like a long time.
833
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:28,680
Right. But to other people. You it's not enough. Not enough. No, it's definitely not enough.
834
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:41,520
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But 87 we'd be good. Right. Yes. If we can maybe he donated 87 and there
835
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:47,760
been a whole different story. So can I. Okay. So we discussed this last night. We have because
836
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:54,320
we do you guys may or I know you know it's going to believe this. We do. Why do we and play
837
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:59,800
in something before this show every week. We try. I'm shocked just as much as you are. We try.
838
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:07,160
But we did try. And so again, I you know, we petitioned our collective here, the local
839
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:16,600
collective and said, Hey, what do you guys think? Okay. And Alan, as you may have already noted,
840
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:26,960
it's largely in favor of Chuck Norris joining the BLC Hall of Fame. Yeah. And I am teetering.
841
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:33,400
So this is what I need to be talked into it. Let's just say that I'm teetering due to not
842
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:40,880
what Chuck Norris was famous for. Right. What kind of what who he was. Right. And so of course
843
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,040
we all, you know, it's the old story. You either die here or you live long enough to yourself
844
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:51,360
become a villain. Batman. I mean, it's true though. Like it's pretty true. Is that from Batman?
845
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:52,480
Yeah. Yeah.
846
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:57,840
For some else. But anyway. So I'm kind of like said, I'm kind of like, yeah, I'm the fence
847
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:03,240
probably leaning and no. And I believe that Fred and I may be wrong, but I believe that
848
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,920
Fred is completely neutral in this situation.
849
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:19,000
I'm leaning toward inviting him into our club. I like Chuck. I like, I like him too.
850
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:26,680
I like Chuck Norris, man. I don't want him to be a villain. Right. I don't want him to go
851
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:33,160
out like Hogan did. Right. I mean, he didn't do it. Hogan did it. No, he didn't. Well,
852
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:39,560
he was no evidence of him doing my whole. No, if I mean, he's been alive for 86 years,
853
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,880
that you know, if he hadn't been like that, it would be. Yeah. That'd be. He'd be in inner
854
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:49,000
city. He worked for inner city thing, bringing all the karate schools out. Right.
855
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:55,920
Jiu Jitsu is in America is because of him. Right. You know, I mean, he was cool with Bruce Lee.
856
00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:01,720
He was cool. He was cool. Okay. But again, he was well, he was a conservative. That's his
857
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:08,040
personal. That's his personal choice. He wasn't always that way. When was he a liberal?
858
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:14,680
He said he was a Democrat until not. And again, understand, folks, I don't give a flying
859
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:22,280
shit. Which side of the aisle he resides on? I do, however. And this is, again, this is what
860
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,600
we're talking about. Right. But we need to determine before we go any further, he said some
861
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:31,240
bad things. He didn't say anything like he didn't say like the end word or anything.
862
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:38,040
But he did say a lot of stuff like anti Obama that our whole country is headed to hell because of
863
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:43,080
this and like all this shit, you know, I mean, whatever. It's what all the old white people say.
864
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:48,920
So I think I think it might be true because like, I mean, I mean, I have so far.
865
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,120
I thought after all, Obama was a leg right? Everything went to shit.
866
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:57,880
I was literally, you know, his literal term, and like we were going to hell, man.
867
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,440
He said a thousand years of darkness or something like that. Yeah. He said in a video with his wife,
868
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:07,000
Chuck Norris warned that if Obama was reelected in 2012, which spoiler alert he was,
869
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:13,560
America would face socialism or something much worse and predicted, quote unquote,
870
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:25,160
1000 years of darkness. So he also said at the same time, at the same, and so here's my question,
871
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:31,160
at the same time, he urged fellow Christians to vote stating our great country and freedom are
872
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:36,040
under attack. And then the country was at a tipping point who read who read against a woman
873
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:41,560
to it. Me. Romney. No, John McCain. John McCain. Yeah.
874
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:47,480
Yeah. Me. Ronnie was first and then McCain was saying, right. Yeah. Yeah.
875
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:52,840
So I think McCain would have made it. I think anybody in president.
876
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:57,880
I feel like anybody outside. All right. Let's put it in the
877
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:03,560
process. Yeah. Yeah. So before we even politics, here's my question. Yeah. And it's,
878
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:11,480
and this is obviously we're using Mr. Norris as a test case. Okay. And I need to know, I would
879
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:18,840
like sincerely, I think about this. Okay. Okay. We'll all know. Can we make a turn? This is the
880
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:24,280
unfunny part of the black link. This is the, this is actually the rest of the building criteria for
881
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,920
that. We're trying to get this serious. We get, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
882
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:35,400
A few more people on the hall. We're going country wide nationwide. We're all wide. I want to put
883
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:41,400
regular people in the hall. Right. Exactly. We're getting titty. Right. Dictit. Just a normal guy who
884
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:48,200
loves his name. So, well, Fred, so here's, so my whole thing is, like I said, is it true?
885
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:55,720
Is it, are you cursed to either die as a hero or to live long enough to see your belt?
886
00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:00,440
Are you live live long to see yourself becoming a melon? I don't think he's a villain though.
887
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:06,520
I wouldn't, I wouldn't categorize him as a villain. That's true. Well, I think villain is a little bit
888
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:12,840
of a, yeah, that's the little bad thing as you write. So it's probably a little overstepped.
889
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:21,160
Yeah. It's a little hard. But I don't even think he's a bad guy. I mean, I believe he's an American.
890
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:28,520
And he voice his opinion. He was just, he, he just had a platform to write, like,
891
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:36,440
he's a little, I'm not going to condemn Chuck Norris, man. I have no way I would condemn
892
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:43,160
that man for expressing his feelings. You know, I'm saying, right. There's no way. I mean,
893
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:51,720
he came up in our childhood, you know, I'm saying, yeah, I sat down with, with Grandma and watch
894
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:57,560
Walker Texas Rangers. You know, you were saying every Sunday, you know, I'm saying,
895
00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:05,560
after this, I'm going to watch his last movie that he did last year, which is called Zombie Hair Boy.
896
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:15,720
I'm going to watch the, yeah, I know that one. I want him into his death.
897
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:25,160
All right. Well, so obviously, like I said, so we know Chuck Norris, not only from his acting career,
898
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:30,520
of course, his, his meme game or the game around him. Right.
899
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:37,480
Honestly, if you just took that end of itself, he would obviously be all the day.
900
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:43,720
So if you need, I would love to hear any that you might have.
901
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:51,800
If you like this fucking show, all right. I'm almost started right here in 33, 34,
902
00:33:51,800 --> 00:34:00,280
I mean, okay. Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room. It's not dead. It's just too afraid to move.
903
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,720
Chuck Norris has been in giraffes by uppercut and horses.
904
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:13,320
When, when Chuck Norris left home, he told his father, you're the man in the house now.
905
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:21,800
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved up. Did you know that? Did you know,
906
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:26,360
after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his parents home from the hospital.
907
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:37,080
When you hear him back to back, okay. I maybe I got to slow it down because these land, okay.
908
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,800
Why? You got it? Yeah. You got to give us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. These, these lands. Okay.
909
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:51,800
Make us earn it. So many men say killing two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds
910
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:57,160
with half a stone. There's no such thing as a half a stone. You say,
911
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:03,960
tell that to those birds. There you go. Say that's better. Well, you see, I got, I don't mean to
912
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:10,120
interrupt you, Freddie, but there's a skit that sat in that life, did. It's called young Chuck Norris.
913
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:15,400
And Parker, you need to watch that. And when you watch that, you realize where Chuck Norris came from,
914
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:21,960
you'll put them into Hall of Fame. Okay. Was he, did what? Is it, is the skit or is real?
915
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:26,600
It, oh, it's real. It's, if it's on, if it's on the internet or on TV, it's got to be real.
916
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:36,920
And it's called one Chuck Norris. Did you know? Why is not a cure for cancer? Why?
917
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:48,520
Because Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries. Exactly. Okay. Chuck Norris.
918
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:55,240
No, continue on. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
919
00:35:55,240 --> 00:36:03,000
That's your stuff. You know why they, they, they never named a breeze after Chuck Norris?
920
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,880
No, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
921
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,920
Yeah. And lives.
922
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:15,640
Remember when they used to do the Hitler ones, the Americans are sending Chuck Norris.
923
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,920
And they had that seat and he'd been all nervous.
924
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,920
You've never seen that. You've never seen that.
925
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,760
Did you know that Chuck Norris can speak, Bernie?
926
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:32,280
And hear soundlings.
927
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:41,160
You know what? Chuck Norris is sending all of us thoughts and prayers.
928
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,120
I'm sure that he is.
929
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:52,360
Is all of us. You're not Obama.
930
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:56,280
These guys, these were, these were landing when I read them.
931
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,800
Oh, yeah. You were reading when you were, you were a fresh man.
932
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,440
Maybe it's me.
933
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:00,920
I don't know.
934
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,840
You were the pictures of him doing shit.
935
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:12,040
So when you read them, you see a friend, you were fresh off of a potential life ending experience.
936
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:18,760
So it's kind of like one of those things. If you ever heard the tale of the tiger and the shrubbery,
937
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,960
the old.
938
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,960
Yeah, so like the tortoise of the hand.
939
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,360
No, it's quick. It's like, it's like, it's a favorable.
940
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,240
No, maybe I don't know.
941
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,040
A parable, favorable, whatever.
942
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:33,400
So Fred, there's a gentleman standing on the side of a cliff.
943
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,160
He's standing there.
944
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,520
Cliff, he's looking out around the world.
945
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,800
I'm probably telling this really wrong.
946
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:47,160
But he's looking out and all of a sudden, all of a sudden the cliff crumbles beneath his feet.
947
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:47,800
Mm-hmm.
948
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:48,600
Oh, shit.
949
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,400
And downward, he falls toward the valley.
950
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:55,960
And in said valley is a group of tigers.
951
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,000
Oh, no.
952
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:02,120
And then he looked very hungry for human as they generally are.
953
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:07,880
So as he falls, he digresses to the world below.
954
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,160
That's not the right word.
955
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,720
The ingress is to the world below.
956
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:15,800
And quickly, right before it's too late grabs on to them.
957
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,800
Then what do you call the root of a tree?
958
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,440
Right.
959
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaking out and got it.
960
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,440
Under it.
961
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,160
And he said, oh,
962
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,520
they you fucking tiger.
963
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,120
Oh, I caught myself, right?
964
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,240
And he's like, oh, my god.
965
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,720
And then he, so he, he steadies himself.
966
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,880
He looks at the situation.
967
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,200
He says, there's no way that I can go up.
968
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:32,920
Right.
969
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,120
And down.
970
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,480
There's no way I can go there.
971
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,000
There is also not going to work for me.
972
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:37,400
Right.
973
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,520
So he's, he's in a crossroads.
974
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,560
He's in a pickle.
975
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:41,880
Yeah.
976
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,200
As Chuck Norris would say, he's at a turning point.
977
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:48,200
And he didn't say that in one of his quotes.
978
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:53,240
And he looks over as he's debating, you know,
979
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,760
how what's, what's going to happen to him?
980
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:55,800
He knows what's going to happen to him.
981
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:00,360
He looks over and nearby, growing out of the side of the mountain,
982
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:05,560
or the cliff, excuse me, is a lone wild strawberry.
983
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:11,080
Just just by itself, just hanging on a vine within arms reach.
984
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:11,320
Yeah.
985
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:16,280
So that man, Alan, you, I'm going to, I'm going to like this go
986
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,000
long, reality.
987
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,280
If you're not liking this story,
988
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:22,280
I'm waiting for the whole,
989
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,480
this is the punchline.
990
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:24,440
The journey.
991
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,160
Yeah.
992
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:25,880
Okay.
993
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,760
Okay.
994
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:27,240
Okay.
995
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,440
No one of us,
996
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,960
I mean, this is being like,
997
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,480
I feel like, you remember that old,
998
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:38,120
he's really in some of the stories that woman drew the picture.
999
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,080
I'm still about to read this.
1000
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,000
Like Jesus Christ.
1001
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,080
If I can make this story last one more minutes,
1002
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,400
there's no way we could get this voted.
1003
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:45,880
No.
1004
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,680
And then it'll be off the dock until he dies.
1005
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:48,920
Stop it.
1006
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,200
No, Fred.
1007
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,320
The man, let me, for those who might be lost,
1008
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,600
they're coming, standing on the side of a cliff.
1009
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,120
So like,
1010
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:02,600
they're like, "That's a man."
1011
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,000
We call them, he call them the aristocrats.
1012
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000
That's a strawberry.
1013
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,360
So he sees the strawberry.
1014
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,440
And again, he realizes,
1015
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,720
he's already realized that he is,
1016
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:18,840
he is certain to face death as we all are.
1017
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,600
That motherfucker did.
1018
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,320
However,
1019
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,520
he looked at the strawberry and he decided,
1020
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,000
you know what?
1021
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,920
I'm going to, I'm going to eat that strawberry.
1022
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,360
That's my last meal.
1023
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,600
And he ate that strawberry and you know what, Fred?
1024
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,080
What?
1025
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,560
It was the sweetest strawberry he ever ate.
1026
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:33,960
Oh, yeah?
1027
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,000
Yep.
1028
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,200
And that's the end of the story.
1029
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,640
And what the fuck, man?
1030
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,560
That's the whole parable.
1031
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,440
That's the whole fucking day.
1032
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,040
It's not about the plan slide.
1033
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,640
And the one's on his knee died in the end
1034
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,160
because they're fucking tigers everywhere.
1035
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,720
No, but it's not about,
1036
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,280
it's not about the journey, Fred.
1037
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,200
It's not about the destination.
1038
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,400
That's what you need to understand.
1039
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:00,600
It's just like much like the man in the strawberry,
1040
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,920
which I'm happy to retell if you'd like me to.
1041
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,320
No.
1042
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:09,080
You having just face down death or having a brush with death.
1043
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,840
Red these chug norris chug.
1044
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,080
And you're like, these are the funniest goddamn things.
1045
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:19,720
Because they're better than being in the emergency room.
1046
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,880
Damn, he went the long way to say that.
1047
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,440
Yeah.
1048
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,200
But it's true.
1049
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:29,160
He's like the old me saying endings of movies.
1050
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,160
That's the story.
1051
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,680
Not a real thing.
1052
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,680
Because that would be me at the end of a movie.
1053
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,080
Yeah, and then strawberry came out.
1054
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,920
Fuck, what the fuck are you talking about?
1055
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:42,200
It didn't even end like that.
1056
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,080
They all died.
1057
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,120
Oh, you know how Jesus walked the Lord?
1058
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:46,600
I heard.
1059
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,160
Chug norris could swim through land.
1060
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,600
Hang up.
1061
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,280
Fuck.
1062
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,560
Okay, let's help you.
1063
00:41:55,560 --> 00:42:03,720
Chug norris actually died in 2016.
1064
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:07,640
It just took death 10 years to Dylan.
1065
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,600
Oh, yeah.
1066
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,280
Fuck.
1067
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:15,000
Actually, that is funnier.
1068
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,240
Yes.
1069
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:23,000
What's had a Chug Norris experience?
1070
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:28,200
Fuck, okay.
1071
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,640
All right, pretty good.
1072
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:33,480
Okay.
1073
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:38,120
Okay, so Chug norris can will you unicycle?
1074
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,760
Even the studio audience couldn't have that one.
1075
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,760
Chug Norris can believe it's butter.
1076
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:58,200
Okay, so let me, I'm going to retell this parable.
1077
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:03,400
Because I found the actual one and it's way shorter than I thought.
1078
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,240
What, I will say, Dylan, why not?
1079
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,600
Good drama in it.
1080
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,120
If Chug Norris is late, time better slow to fuck down.
1081
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:12,680
There you go.
1082
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,200
So,
1083
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:18,680
I'm talking, Fred, there's a woman running away from tigers.
1084
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:24,280
She runs and runs and the tigers are getting closer and closer because tigers are faster than people.
1085
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:24,760
I do that.
1086
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:25,720
Exactly.
1087
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:28,760
When she comes to the edge of a cliff, she sees some vines there.
1088
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,880
She climbs down and holds on to the vines.
1089
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:36,600
Looking down, she sees that there are tigers below her as well.
1090
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,320
Oh, my God.
1091
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,280
Tigers ever would.
1092
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:38,840
That's right.
1093
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,080
And if that wasn't, if to make matters worse,
1094
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,480
tigers and tigers and tigers old mine.
1095
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:43,960
Exactly.
1096
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,400
To make matters worse, she notices that there's a small mouse
1097
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,680
knowing away at the vine to which she is clinging.
1098
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,600
Right.
1099
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,960
So things are just not looking great.
1100
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,000
Not looking great.
1101
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,360
She also sees a beautiful little bunch of strawberries, close to her,
1102
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,720
growing out of a clump of grass.
1103
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,840
She looks up and she looks down.
1104
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,200
She looks at the mouse and looks back at the strawberries.
1105
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:12,520
Then takes the strawberry, puts her mouth and it's the best God damn strawberry she's ever had.
1106
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:16,040
That's it.
1107
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,240
That's a story.
1108
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:22,360
So it probably wasn't even if it wasn't the best strawberry she ever had.
1109
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,320
It was the best.
1110
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,560
It was because it was she savored it.
1111
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,360
It's parallel.
1112
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:26,840
It's parallel.
1113
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:27,560
It's parallel.
1114
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,000
Yeah, yeah.
1115
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,560
Because she realized like she's going to die.
1116
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,240
This is the last thing in the past.
1117
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:34,440
One way or the other.
1118
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,400
Yeah.
1119
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,440
Right.
1120
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,000
Thank you.
1121
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,200
Thank you, audience.
1122
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,800
Yeah, audience.
1123
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:46,040
So with all that, Sarah Hawke, three or four times, what are we going to do?
1124
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:50,600
Is Chuck Norris the celebrity?
1125
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,080
Man.
1126
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,840
And I do feel like that's the thing too.
1127
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:59,560
Is like unlike Dick Titty, who we unanimously,
1128
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,960
the name itself.
1129
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:02,280
Right.
1130
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,160
It didn't matter.
1131
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,200
We could separate.
1132
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:08,440
We didn't have to separate the man from the legend, right?
1133
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:08,920
Right.
1134
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,800
So legend of Chuck Norris.
1135
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,160
Well, I'm talking about Dick Titty.
1136
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,480
Oh, but yes,
1137
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,200
we should use the same standards.
1138
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:18,760
Same thing.
1139
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,720
And that's exactly what that's what that parables about.
1140
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:27,240
Because you know about determining the standards and guidelines for entry into a podcast,
1141
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,720
all of fame type situation.
1142
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,800
And that's what the tiger is, Fred.
1143
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,000
Don't you see?
1144
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,640
Wow.
1145
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,960
That's Chuck Norris is the sweetest one we've ever had.
1146
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:45,240
Because it's the last one.
1147
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,320
The last Chuck Norris we're ever going to have.
1148
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,920
It's a, yeah, it's never going to be a love Chuck Norris.
1149
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:51,400
Yeah, there's not.
1150
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:51,960
There won't be.
1151
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:52,360
There could.
1152
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:52,840
Isn't that?
1153
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,080
Is there, I'm sure surprise, honestly,
1154
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:59,720
that there's not a Chuck Norris killed his own self so that he can,
1155
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,240
because he's the only one that can do it.
1156
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:04,520
You know,
1157
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,560
I have the one that they show Thanos and you know,
1158
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,680
the thing that has the lines.
1159
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,960
Yeah, he said it's Chuck Norris sitting with his boot.
1160
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,400
This and that's how Thanos got it.
1161
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:14,760
Because Chuck Norris kicked him in that.
1162
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:15,640
Kick him to the face.
1163
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,360
So there you go.
1164
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,240
Last one.
1165
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:18,040
Okay, last one.
1166
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,400
This one, and this is, you know, honestly,
1167
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,480
where you say, hold on, Alan,
1168
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,280
I think we throw everything out top the window.
1169
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,560
And if this joke lands, he's in.
1170
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,400
And if it falls flat, he's out.
1171
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,280
Yeah, we're putting all the pressure on that, right?
1172
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,320
Oh, don't do that.
1173
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:33,960
Let's hear it.
1174
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,440
You said the last, you got to save the best for last.
1175
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:41,640
One of those Chuck Norris's email.
1176
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,560
I already love the stuff.
1177
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:45,880
Yes.
1178
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,080
G-B-L-It-Took-Norris.com.
1179
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,760
There you go.
1180
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,360
I'm Chuck Norris can't turn left because he's always right.
1181
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:00,760
All right, I don't know.
1182
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,200
I don't even know if that lay in the dirt.
1183
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,080
I don't know if I'm being honest.
1184
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,200
I thought it was funny, but I'm going to say he said,
1185
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,720
but I've already, everybody do that.
1186
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,240
You already, we already knew your mouth.
1187
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,760
So I,
1188
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,480
I'm saying he's, I'm going to give a half vote.
1189
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,800
I'm going to say half.
1190
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,520
And that way Fred can determine.
1191
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,600
Well, Fred said he was in.
1192
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,400
I was in.
1193
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,280
I'm going to, he's in.
1194
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,320
Welcome to the same Chuck Norris.
1195
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:30,040
Chuck, you know what the best part about putting Chuck Norris in the Hall of Fame is?
1196
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:30,840
Yeah.
1197
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,760
We don't have to hear Parker's story again.
1198
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:33,400
Yeah.
1199
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,680
Oh, there's an interesting story about that.
1200
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,920
There's a story about very story.
1201
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,640
Every time, every time we have a Hall of Fame program,
1202
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,640
this reminds me of the parable.
1203
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,520
Yeah.
1204
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:45,160
Yeah.
1205
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:49,080
The story of the Tiger and Strawberry.
1206
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:49,880
Look at that.
1207
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,520
Ladies and gentlemen, at home, look up the story,
1208
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,400
the Zen parable, the Tiger and the Strawberry.
1209
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,360
Zen.
1210
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,400
And when you realize what, when you really break it down,
1211
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:03,880
it makes some sense in total sense.
1212
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:04,440
And make it.
1213
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:04,920
Get it.
1214
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:05,400
I get it.
1215
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:06,040
I didn't say that.
1216
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,320
No, I get it.
1217
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,080
It's just savory in the moment.
1218
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,960
Once you read it, like it was supposed to be re-
1219
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,240
I liked my better person.
1220
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,040
Yeah, not what matter.
1221
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,400
Sorry, I'm no Boone.
1222
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,440
Oh, no.
1223
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,120
Oh, okay.
1224
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,800
So, well, that was unexpected.
1225
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,760
Oh, yeah.
1226
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,560
So let's take a super quick break.
1227
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,920
We'll be right back.
1228
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,000
Black history and probably the end of the show.
1229
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,120
Talk about it.
1230
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,280
The Black Link and collective podcast
1231
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,920
will return after a word from our sponsors.
1232
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:42,360
The Gustav Black Week.
1233
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,940
(upbeat music)
1234
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,760
Welcome back to the Black Link and the Black
1235
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,280
Gask, 231st episode.
1236
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,640
We gotta get this shit over with any time.
1237
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:21,280
But this Black history month has come to a bitter end.
1238
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,400
(clears throat)
1239
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,760
Always that, it comes in,
1240
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,200
the first one is that people come in like she goes out
1241
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,640
like a lion or something like that.
1242
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,320
Or the March comes in like a lion goes out like a lion.
1243
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,280
Comes in like a lion, goes out like a lamb.
1244
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,520
And then exactly what Black history goes is,
1245
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,480
except there's very little animals in that.
1246
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,520
(laughs)
1247
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,440
But Fred, what there is,
1248
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:47,840
but Fred, by the story, it's taken the Black Link
1249
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,840
and collected by storm.
1250
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:50,800
Oh, yeah, man.
1251
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,440
And that is, they,
1252
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,120
what was that?
1253
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:55,920
What was that?
1254
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,920
I don't know, there was an Alan chip.
1255
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,280
(laughs)
1256
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,400
I knew it wasn't behind me,
1257
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,720
but I felt like I should look like him.
1258
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:03,760
(laughs)
1259
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,960
I know it's not, but,
1260
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,080
(laughs)
1261
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,560
So Fred, this story,
1262
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,320
you killed battery died.
1263
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,640
(laughs)
1264
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,160
So I was waiting to go and it was like,
1265
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,760
"Uh oh, no go for you."
1266
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:16,640
(laughs)
1267
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:20,320
So Fred, this comes from our friends in Maryland.
1268
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,160
(clears throat)
1269
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,320
La Plata, Maryland.
1270
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,640
Very land.
1271
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,000
That's right, Fred.
1272
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,800
You may be saying to yourself,
1273
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:31,840
you know, Fred, okay, there's in life, right?
1274
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,040
Let's take a lesson from our old friend,
1275
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,120
Chuck Norris.
1276
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,160
Yeah.
1277
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,160
There are a lot of people, Fred,
1278
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:41,960
who are gonna tell you in your life
1279
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:43,480
that you can't do something.
1280
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:47,000
Because of one thing or another,
1281
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,920
you're never gonna be able to dunk a basketball
1282
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,840
or you're gonna have to eat all right?
1283
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,000
No, that's true.
1284
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,160
You never got to be alone.
1285
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,160
You can't drill a hole in the wall.
1286
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:57,720
Right, you can't drill a hole
1287
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,400
through the main electrical wire of your house.
1288
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,240
(laughs)
1289
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,080
You can't do that.
1290
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:01,920
You can't do that.
1291
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:03,360
And there's one more thing
1292
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,400
that people have told one guy,
1293
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,960
named Dayton Weber.
1294
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:13,600
And that is that he, as a quadruple amputee,
1295
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:18,120
will never be a professional cornhole player.
1296
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,120
(laughs)
1297
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,400
Well, Fred, guess what?
1298
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,400
He did it.
1299
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,920
He did it.
1300
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:28,920
Not only did he become the world's least armed
1301
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,000
professional cornhole player.
1302
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,040
(laughs)
1303
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,560
He also became somehow,
1304
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:38,280
the world's second least armed murderer.
1305
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,560
(laughs)
1306
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,000
That's right, Fred.
1307
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:41,840
There's a lot of,
1308
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,720
we're Philip Buster in this whole episode.
1309
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:45,320
Provisional cornhole player
1310
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,880
who just happens to be a quadruple amputee,
1311
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,040
is facing murder charges.
1312
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,720
Apparently Mr. Weber, 27,
1313
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:57,000
shot and killed a man during an argument just this past Sunday.
1314
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,320
According to the La Plata Police Department,
1315
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:00,800
- La Plata Maryland. - La Plata Maryland.
1316
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,880
- That's called-- - Famously La Plata Maryland,
1317
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,240
which doesn't even make sense in the whole thing.
1318
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:08,000
- Initially responded to the shooting,
1319
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000
after witnesses flagged down the office of her help.
1320
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,480
According to the Sheriff's Office,
1321
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,320
while Weber was driving,
1322
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:17,240
which again,
1323
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:23,240
how, but great, good for you, I appreciate that.
1324
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,360
While he was driving,
1325
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:29,000
he shot and killed a front seat passenger during an argument.
1326
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,440
- Now, Fred-- - So did you put the gun in his mouth?
1327
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,840
- In shoot. - Now this is why,
1328
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:37,840
the new story has really wrapped its non-limbs around me.
1329
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:42,000
- That's why it's-- - Legs around me, Fred.
1330
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,680
- It's wrapped its nubs around me, Fred.
1331
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:49,680
And so he pulled over the car, he shot this guy,
1332
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,760
pulled over the car,
1333
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,800
and asked the people in the back seat
1334
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,720
to help pull the guy out of the car.
1335
00:52:55,720 --> 00:53:00,520
So the passengers in the back said they refused to help him,
1336
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,480
so they got out of the car and they left.
1337
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:07,240
So Weber drove off with the guy still in the car.
1338
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:10,200
About two hours later,
1339
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,320
Deputy's found the guy who shot,
1340
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,520
body in a yard, a yard.
1341
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,840
Let's say who's yard.
1342
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:16,680
(laughing)
1343
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,360
- So, and he was-- - Kick the body of the car,
1344
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,520
pulling. - I don't know that he did kick him out.
1345
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,480
- He probably went real fast and opened the door.
1346
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,320
- Right.
1347
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:28,120
So-- - Dude!
1348
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:31,160
- Yeah, Fred, here's my question to you.
1349
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:32,000
How?
1350
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,520
With no arms or legs?
1351
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:38,360
Do you not only drive a car?
1352
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:42,680
But while you're driving a car--
1353
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,920
- That is-- - You'd someone to death.
1354
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:49,240
How do you manage those logistics, Fred?
1355
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,240
(gunshot)
1356
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:53,720
- Was it like Captain Hook and he had--
1357
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:56,480
- No. - So he's gotten nubs.
1358
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,760
- Yeah, he lost his--
1359
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,640
he contracted a serious blood infection
1360
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,040
when he was 10 months old and lost--
1361
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,080
He's, yeah, it's nubs.
1362
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,480
It's not like, oh, he has like a little hand or--
1363
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:07,320
- Right, right.
1364
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,480
- I mean, there was nothing there, then.
1365
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,720
- No, that's what I'm saying, like Captain Hook.
1366
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:13,360
He had that thing when he just slide over his nose.
1367
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,600
- No, he didn't--
1368
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,680
I don't think that he has that either.
1369
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,280
- Let's look and see.
1370
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,640
- Oh, here's a picture of him with a gun in his hand.
1371
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:26,040
- Okay. - I'm gonna share this to the team.
1372
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,000
Make sure to look up this guy if you get a chance.
1373
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,360
- Ladies and gentlemen.
1374
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:34,240
Here he is, in all his amputated glory,
1375
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:40,000
hopefully, a pistol, and looking not like he's insane.
1376
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,440
- So he's got like a--
1377
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,000
- I don't know if he has like an opposed--
1378
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,640
- He's got like a little flipper or something right there, man.
1379
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,640
- I don't know if he has--
1380
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,600
- Maybe that's his arm bone he cools the trigger with--
1381
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,440
- He has-- - He has--
1382
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,360
- He's like a arm, like his--
1383
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,440
- What's the arm bone bone bone?
1384
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,880
- It's hard to find a picture of your fibula,
1385
00:54:58,880 --> 00:54:59,880
to be a-- to be a--
1386
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:00,720
- There he is.
1387
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:03,120
- I mean, I guess he's got some flaps
1388
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,400
that he can probably flap one around, I don't know.
1389
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:09,280
- He's like just a copper plaque.
1390
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,280
- He's a regular--
1391
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,360
- Big of a pig with--
1392
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,200
(laughs)
1393
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,360
- He's actually a pig.
1394
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,880
- He had the spots.
1395
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:15,720
(laughs)
1396
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:16,560
- Right.
1397
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,560
- He had the two spots.
1398
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,400
- Right.
1399
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,320
(laughs)
1400
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:24,040
- That is crazy, man.
1401
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:24,880
- Right, yeah.
1402
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,200
He totally shot that guy after an argument.
1403
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,880
- He must have just sleep with something,
1404
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,440
because ain't no way--
1405
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:31,440
- I'm saying, keep him up.
1406
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,280
- You're not like--
1407
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,360
- You ain't driving--
1408
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,200
- Right.
1409
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,160
- 'Cause he has to hold it, he has to hold it good.
1410
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,000
- I wonder if--
1411
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,840
- I wonder if somebody in the back did it
1412
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,720
and he's taking the wrap for it.
1413
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:44,480
- Hey, oh, no.
1414
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,320
- No. - No.
1415
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:46,160
- He'll be ain't gonna do that.
1416
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:47,000
- No, he's not.
1417
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,480
- No, no, he ain't gonna do that.
1418
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,280
His life, hard as it is, he's been--
1419
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:51,800
- Yeah, they're like, what do you think he's gonna do?
1420
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,360
- He ain't like-- - Yeah.
1421
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:54,520
- Come on, man.
1422
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,400
- Well, think about how the fuck did he do it?
1423
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,840
- How's he driving?
1424
00:55:58,840 --> 00:55:59,680
- That's what I'm saying.
1425
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,200
- He's not the guy at the same time.
1426
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,720
- I understand one or the other.
1427
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:06,720
I understand, like, one hole, or drive a car,
1428
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:09,360
or shoot a person in the face.
1429
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,800
Any of those three, independently,
1430
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,120
I have no problem with that.
1431
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:14,440
- Right.
1432
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,280
- How?
1433
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:20,000
If you drive a fucking car and shoot someone in the face,
1434
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,240
at the same time.
1435
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:24,120
- When you ain't got no hands of feet.
1436
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,000
- Right, you know what it tells me, Fred?
1437
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,480
It tells me two things, Fred.
1438
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:28,720
- Something. - One.
1439
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:30,120
- That's missing information.
1440
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:35,120
- One, arguments are not always a good thing to get into.
1441
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:40,240
And two, as a man with hands and feet,
1442
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:43,240
I am really underachieving in my life.
1443
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:46,520
- Well, actually, it says driving arms in the legs
1444
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,640
is possible through a highly customized vehicle
1445
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,000
using specialized electronic joystick.
1446
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:51,840
- Right. - Sure.
1447
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:56,080
- But how do you hold a gun while you're using those joysticks?
1448
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,840
- Just to be confident in you to manage both steering
1449
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,160
and breaking acceleration.
1450
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,280
- Make sure you put an add a pistol grip to it.
1451
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,880
(laughing)
1452
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,160
- Maybe you had a like a button in his car.
1453
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:09,400
- Yes, don't.
1454
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,160
- Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, don't.
1455
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:14,880
- Joystick controls have an operated button for a gun
1456
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,760
to come out of the glove compartment.
1457
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,160
(laughing)
1458
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,160
- No, I would buy--
1459
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,000
- I can't.
1460
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,160
- Joystick was making that ask me.
1461
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,320
- I would have been--
1462
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,160
- I wanna believe that,
1463
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,000
but I'd much prefer it be a gigantic,
1464
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,240
- Like, busting the--
1465
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,800
(laughing)
1466
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,480
- Buzzing them in the face, yeah.
1467
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:35,320
(laughing)
1468
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,920
- That's like that of bouncing--
1469
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,440
- And then it goes right back, yeah, exactly.
1470
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:40,600
A little accordion thing.
1471
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,440
(laughing)
1472
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,080
- Yeah, on that is something we could all use in our car.
1473
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,600
- Oh my, yeah.
1474
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,920
- Well, Fred, I don't know, man.
1475
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,560
I just don't get it, but you know what?
1476
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,400
- That's crazy.
1477
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,400
- Sucks to me, him, sucks to be--
1478
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,240
- That's crazy.
1479
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:53,960
- Sucks worse to be the guy that died.
1480
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:54,800
- Yeah, man.
1481
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:55,800
- I wanna know why.
1482
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,800
- Why would you, what is this, what could,
1483
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:58,960
see, this is,
1484
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,120
fucking, damn it, man.
1485
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,200
This is why people get into true crime,
1486
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:06,040
because there's so many questions.
1487
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:07,720
- That's gonna be a document.
1488
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,240
- What were they arguing about?
1489
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:10,080
- Who's gonna get to play--
1490
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,400
- Give 'em so years, give 'em too.
1491
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:12,560
- I guess he gets to play.
1492
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,720
- Now they have Tyrion Lamson.
1493
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,720
(laughing)
1494
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,560
- I'm so stupid.
1495
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,720
- Peter Bigler took the--
1496
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,800
- I think Peter Bigler's, yeah.
1497
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,560
(laughing)
1498
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:29,560
- Yeah, he put the monopoly on like small roads,
1499
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:33,680
like, yeah, nobody plays small roads.
1500
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,560
- No, it doesn't speed up deeply, does it?
1501
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,400
(laughing)
1502
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,720
- So yeah, I used to don't understand
1503
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,520
what you could get into an argument about,
1504
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,600
first of all, in a car that you're driving.
1505
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:48,120
And also, hold on, also, there are three people,
1506
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:51,880
people of getting in and out of that car without any help.
1507
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,480
Why did none of them drive?
1508
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,000
- This car.
1509
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,400
- Where was the situation?
1510
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,720
- Yeah. - And he was like, "I'll drive."
1511
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,200
And they're like, "Yeah, we feel comfortable with that."
1512
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:03,480
- What kind of car is that though?
1513
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,320
Like, he's the best of color, boy.
1514
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,320
They make a little money, you know what I mean?
1515
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:08,880
They don't make-- - You make it big money.
1516
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:09,720
- I get it.
1517
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,560
- They don't make a man's car.
1518
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:11,400
- Poor money.
1519
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,960
(laughing)
1520
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:13,800
- Right.
1521
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,760
- It was a crisis, right?
1522
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:19,520
- He was driving the car over the leg to play the game.
1523
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:20,520
- Oh, okay.
1524
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:21,880
- That's the SUV.
1525
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,680
- Oh, what the fuck is that?
1526
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,520
- Oh.
1527
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,520
- That's the SUV.
1528
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,520
- Ciber truck.
1529
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,640
- Oh, see, I don't know if it's a Ciber truck,
1530
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:29,480
but it says it's--
1531
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:31,600
- You have an SUV in La Plata,
1532
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,320
three passengers, he and I, we broke up.
1533
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,600
We have a shot in front seat passenger.
1534
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,680
- That tells me that he's going to head
1535
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,120
while behind the wheel.
1536
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:40,960
- I know.
1537
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,800
(laughing)
1538
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,800
I don't know how I could be so anti-
1539
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,840
the guy with no arms and legs,
1540
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,360
but I'm starting to really hate this motherfucker.
1541
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,480
- We're looking for a guy.
1542
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,240
- He's unarmed and dangerous.
1543
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,480
(laughing)
1544
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,640
- Well, he actually put videos on YouTube
1545
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,160
showing him shooting rifles and shooting.
1546
00:59:58,160 --> 00:59:59,000
- Right.
1547
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,360
- So it must have been an auto.
1548
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,280
- Yes, you know, he makes more sense.
1549
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,360
He was in auto-pilot and he just pulled the gun out
1550
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,200
and shot the guy.
1551
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,040
- Oh, what?
1552
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,200
- Got him twice in the head.
1553
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,800
- He's going to be, yeah, auto-pilot.
1554
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,280
- That's a little better.
1555
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,080
- Yeah, okay, okay.
1556
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,160
- See, we got to get into the new race.
1557
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,000
- And that's what--
1558
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,080
- We're still thinking--
1559
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,920
- We're still thinking of those.
1560
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:21,760
- No, no, no.
1561
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:22,600
- No, no, no, it's mobile.
1562
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,200
(laughing)
1563
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,600
- They were, they were driving the old man,
1564
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,240
I mean, the cops out there.
1565
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,560
They were out there running truckers.
1566
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:32,840
- Yeah, you know, they're house-dinging,
1567
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,200
real thing for the truckers.
1568
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,200
(laughing)
1569
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,000
- He was driving the '18 van.
1570
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,800
(laughing)
1571
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,720
- With three people in the back.
1572
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,560
- One of you guys, I was thinking,
1573
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,760
he was driving a model team.
1574
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,280
He was like, "You gotta go crank it up.
1575
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,880
I can't do it anymore." (laughing)
1576
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,280
Well, Fred, you know, I would say, you know,
1577
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,560
the way that we solved this one was by putting herself
1578
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,520
to the killer shoes.
1579
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:54,680
(laughing)
1580
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,600
But I don't know that he always keeps.
1581
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,840
(laughing)
1582
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,320
Well, Fred, he got a little, he got a little,
1583
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,840
thank you for the dogs.
1584
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,600
- Yeah, oh yeah.
1585
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,840
- Thank you for the dogs.
1586
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,400
- I feel like he's got,
1587
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,040
okay, first of all, let me be saying dog first.
1588
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,200
We're way too deep into this.
1589
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:15,680
If you're an amputee, quadruple or less amputee.
1590
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,680
- Yeah, that's the best.
1591
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:18,520
- Yeah.
1592
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,520
- You can't be more, Al.
1593
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,320
- I'm not making fun of amputees, man.
1594
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,360
- No, I'm not making fun of them.
1595
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:26,360
- I'm not making fun of them.
1596
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,360
- I'm not making fun of them.
1597
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:28,200
- I'm not making fun of them.
1598
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,040
- This guy.
1599
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:29,880
- This guy.
1600
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,440
- Yeah, this guy.
1601
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,520
- Fred, what I love you.
1602
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,920
- Everyone else we love, yes.
1603
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,480
And we love, we did love him.
1604
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,320
- Yeah.
1605
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,440
- So he took the lawn to his own hands.
1606
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:41,520
- Because I'm a cornhole.
1607
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:42,800
- Which he also doesn't have.
1608
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:43,640
- Cornhole.
1609
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,360
- And I like cornhole.
1610
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,360
I love cornhole.
1611
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:48,360
- I love cornhole.
1612
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,360
- I don't know what it's like.
1613
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,360
- What do you got, I like.
1614
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,360
- Fred, we're big fans of the guy.
1615
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:57,360
- Until he took the lawn to his own hands.
1616
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,360
- Yeah, man.
1617
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,360
- Which he did not.
1618
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,360
- Yeah, man.
1619
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,360
- He's probably drunk.
1620
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:02,360
- He's drunk.
1621
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:03,360
- Well, he'd take the lawn to his hands.
1622
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,360
He just shot the guy twice.
1623
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:08,360
- He only didn't take it into his hands.
1624
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,360
- He doesn't have lawn hands.
1625
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:13,360
But he realized halfway through it.
1626
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:14,360
He had no hands.
1627
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:15,360
- He's like, fuck.
1628
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:16,360
- I don't know.
1629
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,360
- He'd be the last slip through my nose.
1630
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,360
- He'd pop the lawn, whatever.
1631
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,360
- The lawn, no.
1632
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:23,360
- The lawn nubs.
1633
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,360
So, well Fred moving on.
1634
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:29,360
He's like, really, really, like we shouldn't.
1635
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,360
I feel like we should sit here for about six hours
1636
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:32,360
and just make fun of the guy.
1637
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:33,360
But we're not gonna do that.
1638
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,360
- Stumpy.
1639
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,360
- We're not gonna, we're not gonna,
1640
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,360
life is too short for that.
1641
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:40,360
However, Fred, you know, some people say
1642
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,360
14th time is a charm.
1643
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,360
- What?
1644
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,360
- That's right, don't forget this is a wack history.
1645
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:49,360
- South Carolina boutique owner who was right down the road from us.
1646
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,360
Has been arrested for the 14th time
1647
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:56,360
a little after two weeks since her last arrest.
1648
01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:02,360
Apparently, a resident reported making four orders
1649
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,360
at this person whose name I cannot pronounce.
1650
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,360
Although she is very white.
1651
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:11,360
(laughing)
1652
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:16,360
- Scratch, rance, Pamela I got.
1653
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:20,360
SCHR-O-N-C-E, shrance.
1654
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,360
- Shrance.
1655
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:26,360
- Yeah, so she never, so the person said they made four orders
1656
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:29,360
at her boutique and never received the items.
1657
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,360
- Mm.
1658
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:31,360
- That's right.
1659
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,360
So afterwards, the police obtained four awards
1660
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:38,360
from Taney property under false pretenses of less than $2,000.
1661
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:40,360
So, turn yourself in.
1662
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,360
- What does she do?
1663
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,360
- Well, Fred, let me tell you.
1664
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,360
Because it goes deeper than this.
1665
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,360
The arrest follows months of complaints
1666
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,360
from some people ordered shit from her boutique
1667
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,360
and she never gave that to them.
1668
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:55,360
- Oh, okay.
1669
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,360
- The arrest follows months of complaints
1670
01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,360
from customers who told local law enforcement
1671
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,360
they bought items from her boutique
1672
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:05,360
but never received the merchandise or a refund.
1673
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,360
So, you know.
1674
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:10,360
- So, there's like some own line shit.
1675
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:11,360
- I would do.
1676
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,360
- I think, no, there's all local.
1677
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,360
It's all here in the upper state area.
1678
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:17,360
- Oh.
1679
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:20,360
- I'm not doing that.
1680
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:21,360
- Okay.
1681
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,360
- I'm going into a store and saying,
1682
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,360
"Hey, I'm gonna just product."
1683
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,360
- Right, no, you're not doing that.
1684
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,360
- I'm gonna pay for it now.
1685
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,360
I'll come back next week.
1686
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,360
- Right, so you order it, you know, you do it.
1687
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:37,360
And... - Let's see, hold on.
1688
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,360
- She did it 12 times.
1689
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:41,360
- It's a 12 different mug shot.
1690
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:42,360
- 12 different mug shots.
1691
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,360
- Please! - Look at them.
1692
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,360
- Looking great and so on.
1693
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,360
So, yeah.
1694
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,360
- We like her with short hair.
1695
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:54,360
- So apparently they decided after her 12th arrest,
1696
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:57,360
they were gonna sell the boutique.
1697
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,360
(laughs)
1698
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,360
- There you go.
1699
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,360
- But, yeah, apparently it indicated...
1700
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,360
- I said buy it and not give her the money.
1701
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,360
- That is a great idea.
1702
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,360
(laughs)
1703
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,360
- So yeah, I think that she sold, it was a children's boutique.
1704
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:14,360
So she probably sold high-end kids clothing
1705
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:18,360
or whatever from the small town of Belden South Carolina.
1706
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,360
However, Fred, she had been, she was arrested on,
1707
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:24,360
and we're gonna run through this one real quick.
1708
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:28,360
January 1st, January 7th, February 5th, twice.
1709
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,360
- May I help you? - February 9th.
1710
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,360
- February 11th.
1711
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,360
- February 13th, twice.
1712
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:36,360
- Yeah. - February 19th.
1713
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,360
February 20th.
1714
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:42,360
February 23rd, the 25th and March 2nd.
1715
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:44,360
- Yeah! - March 2nd was not in here.
1716
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:47,360
- All of which was for the same thing.
1717
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:50,360
Or not, or let people order to their shit
1718
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,360
and her never giving it to them.
1719
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:56,360
- So, these have to be different years though, like...
1720
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,360
- No, these are all these years.
1721
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,360
- These are all the same years?
1722
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,360
- January 1st in Anderson, they didn't easily,
1723
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,360
they didn't Spartanburg County.
1724
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,360
- No, 'cause they couldn't. - Okay, maybe those extensions
1725
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,360
in February, she might have put extensions in there.
1726
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,360
- Yes, they were in Anderson County.
1727
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,360
- She went in Anderson County January 1st
1728
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:14,360
and Anderson County back in February.
1729
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,360
- See, that's what makes me think...
1730
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,360
- This is from county.
1731
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,360
- This is from one line shit, because like, it's different counties.
1732
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:24,360
- Right, that's the same thing. - Right, owned a boutique.
1733
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:26,360
And so people would order some, like,
1734
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,360
it's that order stuff from the boutique.
1735
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,360
- To be delivered or whatever, and then they never,
1736
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,360
none of them ever got it. - This is never got it.
1737
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:36,360
- It's probably... - It's the same...
1738
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,360
- It's the same...
1739
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,360
- She's saying that, it's the same...
1740
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:42,360
- It's the same... - It's the same...
1741
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:44,360
- ...touch dollar, but different counties.
1742
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,360
- Right, different counties. - Yeah, different counties.
1743
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,360
- Yeah, the question is... - Are we different complaints?
1744
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:50,360
- She's gonna be tried for, 'cause isn't that double jeopardy
1745
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:52,360
if it's the same thing?
1746
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,360
- No. - No, uh-uh.
1747
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,360
- Like, they're gonna put all,
1748
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:59,360
I mean, she might get tried in each county.
1749
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:01,360
- She's gonna have to have to have, like,
1750
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:04,360
she might get, like, Simmons, Guilty, and Greenville,
1751
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:07,360
and then, after serve that time, and then...
1752
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,360
- Right. - She might have to have, like, served that time,
1753
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,360
- Yeah. - Yeah.
1754
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:14,360
- But they'll just, they'll just group it all together.
1755
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:18,360
- So her lawyer says that her client is looking forward
1756
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,360
to her day in court.
1757
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:22,360
- I feel like her lawyer is looking forward
1758
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,360
to never getting paid for their services.
1759
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,360
(laughs)
1760
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,360
- So, I'm sure they're like, you will pay me in a minute.
1761
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:29,360
- Is the art of the deal, man?
1762
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:33,360
- Now, is that gonna be a misdemeanor, or is it a felony?
1763
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,360
- Uh, I think, it was under $2,000.
1764
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,360
- It was under $2,000, so...
1765
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,360
- And I'm in $5,000.
1766
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,360
- Maybe they would have been combined if all of them were combined.
1767
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,360
- But that's the question, is it gonna work that way?
1768
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,360
Because they were in different counties.
1769
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,360
I don't know how that works.
1770
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,360
- Should've just get five years.
1771
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:52,360
- Yeah, should be fine too.
1772
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,360
- I think it might be easy, but then come home on probation.
1773
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,360
- You're probably just gonna give her the money back and say,
1774
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,360
- Yeah, bro, bro, bro.
1775
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:00,360
- Why are you opening up a new bro to you?
1776
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,360
- Yeah, we're good, hun.
1777
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:03,360
- Yeah, you're gonna be like, what's your stupidity
1778
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,360
to be a prismat, man?
1779
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:06,360
- I don't know about that.
1780
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:07,360
- I don't know if you should.
1781
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,360
- That's what they did in California.
1782
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,360
That one chick, it was like,
1783
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:12,360
- Yeah! - Yeah, be a prism, too, man.
1784
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:14,360
- Prismat. - I mean, you know.
1785
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,360
- Yeah, it is one of those.
1786
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,360
- Don't wear a ribcage that fits on the street.
1787
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:20,360
- I don't worry, someday her looks will fade,
1788
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:23,360
straight to the point. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1789
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:26,360
- Well, Fred, this is our last, I hate to do this to you.
1790
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,360
- Okay. - This is our last,
1791
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:30,360
- Black history. - No.
1792
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:31,360
- Black history. - Oh, the year.
1793
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,360
- 226. - We take it.
1794
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,360
- The guilt. - The guilt.
1795
01:08:35,360 --> 01:08:37,360
- I will, right now I will.
1796
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:41,360
Fred, you know.
1797
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,360
- Yeah, if you've ever experienced,
1798
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:46,360
well, Fred does, you don't know.
1799
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,360
- I know everything.
1800
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,360
- If you've ever experienced,
1801
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:54,360
the loss of someone you were in love with,
1802
01:08:54,360 --> 01:08:56,360
not due to death,
1803
01:08:56,360 --> 01:09:00,360
more due to just they left you, right?
1804
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:02,360
Sadness, sadness,
1805
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:05,360
sadness abounds in those situations, Fred.
1806
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:08,360
- My child is the one who said this.
1807
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:13,360
- Much like our poor friend, Ruby Gregory,
1808
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:16,360
experienced Fred,
1809
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:19,360
she had a hard time eating after her wife left her.
1810
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:22,360
That is, until she found,
1811
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:24,360
Fred South Carolina's own,
1812
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:26,360
- Jeet. - Boyle peanuts.
1813
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:27,360
(laughs)
1814
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:29,360
- Don't, Fred.
1815
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:36,360
We feel like our friend, Ruby, says she ate well over 100 cans.
1816
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:40,360
He didn't patch Boyle peanuts after her wife left,
1817
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:43,360
but she penned an emotional letter to the company.
1818
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,360
Now Fred, if I told you,
1819
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:52,360
say that, let me tell you a little story,
1820
01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:55,360
I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell you a little story.
1821
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:57,360
- No, no. - No, no, no, no.
1822
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:58,360
- No, we don't have time for it.
1823
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,360
It's not a strawberry related story, yeah.
1824
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:01,360
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
1825
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:03,360
- There once was a lady who was wife left her,
1826
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,360
and she was running, door to cliff.
1827
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:08,360
(laughs)
1828
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:10,360
She saw some vines.
1829
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:11,360
- Yes.
1830
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,360
- I grow it out of those vines.
1831
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:13,360
- Boyle peanuts.
1832
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:16,360
- Boyle peanuts. - Yeah, she ate it down.
1833
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,360
- She saw this peanut guy from Skippy.
1834
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,360
- So no, Fred, so on March 18th,
1835
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,360
this lady, and I'm not gonna tell you where she's from
1836
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:25,360
because I think you're gonna be able to guess by the end of this.
1837
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:27,360
- Yeah. - Post a video on Instagram
1838
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:30,360
about a letter she wrote to Peanut Patch,
1839
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,360
a Boyle peanut company.
1840
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,360
- Boyle. - In it,
1841
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,360
she described a major life change
1842
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,360
that led her to this point, her divorce.
1843
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,360
According to her,
1844
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:42,360
I have consumed well over 100 cans of peanut patch Boyle peanuts,
1845
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:45,360
since my wife left me back in September.
1846
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:50,360
So she says, "Hello, my name is Ruby.
1847
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:54,360
Back in September, my wife came home.
1848
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:58,360
She told me, she cheated on me with someone in her nursing program
1849
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:00,360
and left. - You're the problem.
1850
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:01,360
(laughs)
1851
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:03,360
- I was so sad.
1852
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:07,360
I could hardly eat for about a month.
1853
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:10,360
I lost 30 pounds and 30 days.
1854
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:13,360
- That's good. - That's pretty good.
1855
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,360
- That's great. - Well, Fred,
1856
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:17,360
that is until one day in November.
1857
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:21,360
She said she had a craving for good old Boyle peanuts,
1858
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:25,360
a childhood snack that her family would eat on game days.
1859
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:28,360
And her friends at Peanut Patch,
1860
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:30,360
their product is what fit the bill.
1861
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,360
From that point on,
1862
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:37,360
she consumed approximately five to ten cans per week.
1863
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,360
(laughs)
1864
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,360
Of course, those were the normal sized cans.
1865
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:45,360
They also do offer giant sized cans,
1866
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:47,360
which she said she had a few of.
1867
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:51,360
So in the coming weeks, my divorce will be finalized.
1868
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:56,360
And I will be able to officially and legally move forward
1869
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:58,360
with my life.
1870
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:01,360
But I will always remember that when things got hard
1871
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,360
and money got 10,
1872
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:07,360
I could always count on my peanut patch can't have boiled peanuts.
1873
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,360
- No peanuts. - We think of it.
1874
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,360
No matter what, the next day, Bert,
1875
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:14,360
she said, "I've never felt more seen.
1876
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,360
"Boyle peanuts healed the soul."
1877
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:21,360
So the company said they were genuinely moved
1878
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:25,360
when she reached out to them to share what she's been through.
1879
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,360
Peanut Patch, people said they felt honored
1880
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,360
that they had been there for her
1881
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:32,360
during one of the hardest seasons of her life.
1882
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:35,360
The snack is perfect for reminding you of good times.
1883
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:38,360
But it also studies you when things get hard,
1884
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:42,360
peanut patch said, "We're so glad that Ruby is doing well."
1885
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:44,360
It's stepping into a new chapter.
1886
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,360
We'll always be rooting for her.
1887
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,360
Now you see, here's the thing, Fred.
1888
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,360
- That's, mm-hmm. - I just have to say--
1889
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:53,360
- Boyle peanuts, man. - Well, first of all,
1890
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:55,360
good boyle peanuts are the shit.
1891
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:59,360
Secondly, I think that the peanut patch people made a joke
1892
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:03,360
because peanuts grow on roots.
1893
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,360
That's all I'm saying.
1894
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:08,360
They said they're all about their roots.
1895
01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:09,360
They're all about rooting.
1896
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,360
It said, "We'll always be rooting for her."
1897
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,360
Because they're peanuts and they root.
1898
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:16,360
They root. - That's kind of funny for--
1899
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,360
- They probably don't even get their own joke.
1900
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:22,360
But she said she does hate dry roasted peanuts.
1901
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,360
- Peanut. - But they don't have
1902
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:27,360
quite the strong peanut flavor, which takes them on--
1903
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:29,360
- So don't like dry roasted peanuts.
1904
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:30,360
- She is.
1905
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:32,360
- Oh, look at that.
1906
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,360
- Lovely. - Look at her.
1907
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:37,360
- Oh, she said, "Sin her two, four cases of boyle peanuts."
1908
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:40,360
And, you know those things that you have in the gas station
1909
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,360
where they do the boyle peanuts, like the big buckets?
1910
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,360
They said you're one of those.
1911
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:45,360
- A crack patch? - Yeah.
1912
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,360
- Yeah. - It's a crack patch.
1913
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:49,360
- Yeah, it's not like that. - It's cooler.
1914
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:51,360
- It's cooler.
1915
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:54,360
- Okay. - We've got the logo of--
1916
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,360
- Yeah. - And now you're living room.
1917
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:58,360
- Good boyle. - Right.
1918
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,360
- Sounds good. - You like the gas station?
1919
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:03,360
- Little cricket. (laughs)
1920
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:04,360
- How's it, friends?
1921
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,360
- Friends, would you like to-- - We're also sitting
1922
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,360
to a hot dog roller.
1923
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,360
- Why not? (laughs)
1924
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,360
- And one gas pump, the toy.
1925
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:15,360
- And one gas, it's just-- - I live in a apartment.
1926
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,360
- I don't know if you can. (laughs)
1927
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,360
- Well, friends, would you like--
1928
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:22,360
Okay, so first of all, where would you gas
1929
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:26,360
that Miss, whatever her name was from?
1930
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,360
- You can give me a city, but at least sustained.
1931
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:32,360
- I almost say, "Making Georgia."
1932
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:34,360
- Alan.
1933
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:37,360
- Florida? - Florida is correct.
1934
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:39,360
(laughs)
1935
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:43,360
- Great city of Delahasah.
1936
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:45,360
- Yeah. - Delahasah.
1937
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:47,360
- Delahasahee.
1938
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,360
- So, friends, would you like to go on the pan handling?
1939
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,360
- That's right up there in the pan handle.
1940
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:55,360
- Yeah, right. - So, they can ride right to Tennessee, right?
1941
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:57,360
- Nope. - That's on the outside.
1942
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:01,360
That's by, down towards the Panama City, that area.
1943
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:03,360
- Right, that's-- - Who cares?
1944
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:05,360
- Florida's gross. So, Fred, would you--
1945
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:07,360
- Is the plow for Marrake? - No way.
1946
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:09,360
- Fred, would you like to know,
1947
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,360
origins of oil peanuts in the US?
1948
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,360
This is very short. - It's very short.
1949
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:15,360
- And I don't think you're gonna be surprised.
1950
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:17,360
- Favorites. (laughs)
1951
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,360
- According to the National Peanut Mort,
1952
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:24,360
peanuts were brought to America by Ding Ding in Slave Africans.
1953
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:25,360
(laughs)
1954
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,360
- The practice of boiling the ledger, Lee.
1955
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:29,360
(laughs)
1956
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:33,360
- A likely originated in the US from those same Africans.
1957
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:35,360
- Yep. - The organization says
1958
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:37,360
when there was a surplus of peanut crops,
1959
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:40,360
peanuts were boiled, so they would hold up to use,
1960
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:42,360
and they would-- wait, peanut--
1961
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:46,360
a peanut boilers were held to use them up as a celebration.
1962
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:48,360
- There you go. - So, that's--
1963
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:51,360
- Yeah, peanut balls. - Yeah, we're making peanut balls.
1964
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:53,360
- Thank you, God. - Now, I will say--
1965
01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:56,360
- Hey, Joe, I'm Washington, Colorado.
1966
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,360
- Although, how the wittles were, he was our--
1967
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,360
(laughs)
1968
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:04,360
- No, wittles were the oil peanuts are a staple of the South.
1969
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:08,360
Apparently, they love them in other countries, too.
1970
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:11,360
- Hey, with New York, I love some boiled peanuts.
1971
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:13,360
- Look at this thing. - Oh, especially.
1972
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,360
- It smells better than street.
1973
01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:18,360
- Freddie, other countries. (laughs)
1974
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:20,360
- And we love-- - Hey, we love--
1975
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:22,360
- We love-- - We love-- - We love--
1976
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,360
- We love Africa. - We love Africa.
1977
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,360
- We love Africa. - We love Africa.
1978
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:28,360
- Freddie. - Yeah, we love Africa.
1979
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,360
- Freddie. - Freddie. - Bussi wagging, do it, peanut.
1980
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:33,360
(laughs)
1981
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,360
- We'll be until we're real Bussi wagging.
1982
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:38,360
- Oh, we're from India.
1983
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,360
(laughs)
1984
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:42,360
- Like on them-- - Hello.
1985
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:44,360
- Nope. - Nope.
1986
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:46,360
- I love-- - I love something today, too.
1987
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:49,360
- What's that? - Oh, I like it.
1988
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:54,360
- Yeah, it's-- - I like more Bussi wagging.
1989
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:59,360
- In French, if you say a seal putt pushed me yesterday in France.
1990
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:00,360
- In French. - In French.
1991
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,360
- In French. - This is how it sounds.
1992
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:04,360
- I fuck my Bussi hier.
1993
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:07,360
- Oh, my Bussi! - Yeah!
1994
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:09,360
- Yeah! - Yeah!
1995
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:11,360
- I seal push. - I appreciate that.
1996
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,360
- Yeah, this is doing it again, I was doing it again.
1997
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:15,360
- Oh, more time. - In English.
1998
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:17,360
- A seal pushed me yesterday.
1999
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:20,360
- And now translating it in French.
2000
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:25,360
- Okay, go fix it up, Bussi.
2001
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:26,360
- Yeah, well.
2002
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:28,360
- I fuck my Bussi hier.
2003
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:31,360
- I fuck my Bussi hier!
2004
01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:32,360
- Yeah!
2005
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:35,360
- That's a good, great way to end this week's show.
2006
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:37,360
- Yeah, I think it's in Bussi here!
2007
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:39,360
- My Bussi here, if you want.
2008
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,360
- Yeah, that's right, the Bussi here.
2009
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:43,360
- So, there you go ladies and gentlemen.
2010
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:44,360
- There you go, my mom.
2011
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,360
- I hope you enjoyed my history month this year.
2012
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:48,360
We didn't, but,
2013
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:50,360
(laughing)
2014
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,360
- Oh, good news is we've got a nice 11 months of go.
2015
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:55,360
I have to suffer through trying to come up with this content again.
2016
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,360
(laughing)
2017
01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:59,360
So, thanks everybody for listening.
2018
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,360
We'll be back next week with a brand new episode
2019
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:06,360
of Biling Blacks and Bugs' "How to Gaces America."
2020
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:08,360
- B.L.C. you later.
2021
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:12,360
- We are laughing.
2022
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:14,360
And we are very good friends.
2023
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:17,360
- Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
2024
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,360
(laughing)
2025
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,360
(upbeat music)
2026
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:34,360
- That's it, man.
2027
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:35,360
Game over, man.
2028
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:36,360
It's game over.
2029
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:38,360
- Just hang loose blood.
2030
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:41,360
You're gonna catch up on the rebar, I'm gonna mess up.
2031
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:43,360
- Hands in the chopper!
2032
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,360
(laughing)
2033
01:18:45,360 --> 01:18:47,360
(upbeat music)
2034
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:48,360
- Oh, what a thing.
2035
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,360
(laughing)
2036
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:51,360
Come home, let me hit.
2037
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:52,360
(upbeat music)
2038
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:54,360
- Well, thanks all folks.
2039
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:56,360
- I still have this, baby.
2040
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:57,360
- God damn it.
2041
01:18:57,360 --> 01:18:59,360
(upbeat music)
2042
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:02,360
- I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
2043
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:05,360
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
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- Surely you can be serious.
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- I am serious.
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And don't call me surely.