In “Trouser Snake and the Sweater Button” from The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew delivers another loud, ridiculous ride through absurd humor, pop culture, and deeply questionable life advice. The episode kicks off with Parker emotionally unraveling, Fred talking Dabo Swinney, Allan recalling a run-in with a famous college football coach, and the gang somehow turning Pride Month into a conversation about HBO’s Hacks, hats, and computer hackers. From there, Fred brings a Reddit-inspired question: if Batman named himself after his biggest fear, what would your superhero name be? The answers are gloriously cursed, including Failure Man, Vomit Girl, IRS Man, Public Boner Man, Nutty Putty Cave Man, Maggot Man, and the horrifying Pee-Hole Fish Man. The chaos continues with cave disasters, claustrophobia, Amazonian fish nightmares, Tubi horror movies, Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ladies First, Netflix true crime, celebrity boxing, Ray J, Super Hot Fire, Johnny Manziel, steroid sports, and one possibly brilliant poke bowl restaurant name. It’s weird, sarcastic, wildly off-track, and exactly what BLC fans came for.
In “Trouser Snake and the Sweater Button” from The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew delivers another loud, ridiculous ride through absurd humor, pop culture, and deeply questionable life advice.
The episode kicks off with Parker emotionally unraveling, Fred talking Dabo Swinney, Allan recalling a run-in with a famous college football coach, and the gang somehow turning Pride Month into a conversation about HBO’s Hacks, hats, and computer hackers.
From there, Fred brings a Reddit-inspired question: if Batman named himself after his biggest fear, what would your superhero name be? The answers are gloriously cursed, including Failure Man, Vomit Girl, IRS Man, Public Boner Man, Nutty Putty Cave Man, Maggot Man, and the horrifying Pee-Hole Fish Man.
The chaos continues with cave disasters, claustrophobia, Amazonian fish nightmares, Tubi horror movies, Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ladies First, Netflix true crime, celebrity boxing, Ray J, Super Hot Fire, Johnny Manziel, steroid sports, and one possibly brilliant poke bowl restaurant name.
It’s weird, sarcastic, wildly off-track, and exactly what BLC fans came for.
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Fasten your seatbelts.
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It's going to be a bumpy night.
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Alive.
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It's alive.
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It's alive.
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh,
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this is gonna be fun We can stay up late,
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swapping manly stories in the morning.
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I'm making pasta.
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With your host,
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Parker.
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred,
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and also Alan on the board.
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Let's go already Now,
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let's start the fam show.
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Damn it,
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Rick.
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What in all?
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He's still crying.
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He's still crying.
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240th episode of the BLC Podcast.
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Still crying.
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I'm your host,
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Parker.
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Very emotionally stable right now.
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We're a podcast.
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So thank you for listening to us.
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No matter where you might be,
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please rate and review the show.
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Bradley Broadcasting,
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alive,
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barely alive,
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but alive from the Palatial EC Studios scattered all across the area.
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And you can,
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of course,
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check us out on YouTube and all that shit.
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And of course,
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merricksfavoritepodcast.com without further ado because I've already gone too long.
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It's Fred.
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Hey,
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man.
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How you doing?
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I didn't meet Dabo Sweeney,
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but
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I didn't tell my friends I met Dabo Sweeney,
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but I'm here.
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You don't know who that is?
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He's a better man than I'll ever be.
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Good guy.
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So anyway,
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hey,
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who else is here,
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Fred?
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Just want to introduce Alan.
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That's right
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I met that last meeting once I was coming around the corner And I bumped into him
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And he pushed the shit out of me And then he looked down and he went Oh,
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I thought you were somebody else
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Welcome to the show,
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ladies and gentlemen We're so glad you're here
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Hey, Fred
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It's Pride Month Happy Pride Month,
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buddy
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Oh Oh.
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We always celebrate Pride Month,
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so happy Pride Month.
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That's it.
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I'm being proud.
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By watching Hacks on HBO.
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Hacks?
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Hacks.
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Is that a Pride-friendly show?
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it's a very Pride-friendly show.
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I thought that was about computer stuff.
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Hacks.
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As in hacky comedians.
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Hacks.
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I thought you were saying hats.
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Hats.
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Which I thought was about computers.
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Not hacks.
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Not hacks like people who hack computers couldn't be speaking with hats.
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Very proud friendly show.
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I suggest you watch it.
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All right.
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Pretty damn funny.
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It's a comedy show.
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Even better.
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But guess what they got?
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Kid.
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but kid is in it.
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great.
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because...
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She's more lesbian than gay.
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that's great.
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like,
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either way is fine,
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it's fine.
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And the main actress,
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she's a...
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Billy Crystal.
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she's a really plain-looking girl.
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I just had you with Billy Crystal.
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Marvelous.
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He looks fabulous.
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I also thought with the hat thing,
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Billy Crystal looks great in a hat.
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but she's like,
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I'm dead as hell.
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She can turn it on when she's got to.
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She's pretty hot.
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When the lights come on or go off.
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There you go.
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Good to know.
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Watch Hacks or Hats.
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Either one.
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Watch both and tell us which one's better.
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If there's a show called Hats,
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tell me about it.
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I'm going to listen.
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I'm going to watch that.
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I'm going to watch that first.
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Fred.
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You know,
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it's again,
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it's Pride Month.
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Happy Pride Month.
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So,
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Fred,
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I was told.
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that in honor of June,
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you were looking for some advice.
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Nope,
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not really.
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You were told wrong.
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You were told wrong.
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This was the worst trick I've ever experienced.
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You were told wrong by Fred.
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Maybe not in honor of June,
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but...
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I just thought it would be pretty funny.
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I'd seen something,
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and I was like,
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that's pretty funny.
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Let me put it out there and see if I can get some responses.
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Put it out there on the internet.
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On the interwebs.
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Just making sure.
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I posted like...
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so you know how Batman got his name?
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Because he was scared of bats.
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using that same logic,
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what would your superhero name be?
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And I got some responses from people.
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And I just wanted to...
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Run through them,
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I wanted to put them on there.
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Did you post this like on socials?
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Did you post it on Reddit?
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I posted it on Reddit.
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On the Reddit.
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On the Reddit.
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Hey Hey.
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My first guy,
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he says he would be failure man.
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I guess he,
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or maybe he's afraid of failure.
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afraid of failure.
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He's afraid of failing.
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So maybe that guy's a winner.
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See,
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maybe he should just try failing.
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It's not so bad.
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Yep.
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I do it all the time.
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Alec's not that bad.
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once you do it a couple times,
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it gets easier.
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A peahole fish man would be me.
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Once you go like 55 years,
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it gets really easy.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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A peahole fish that swims up and peels.
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That's my biggest fear.
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Is it really?
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I don't know where they are.
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They're so small,
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I can't see them,
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Brad.
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I think you're good as long as you don't swim in the Amazon River.
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You think that?
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What if they've been coming for me?
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What if they knew when I was born 40 some odd years ago,
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they were like,
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we're coming for him.
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They're like the Amadillo.
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It's just appearing everywhere.
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The prophecy has come true.
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It's come to pass.
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He was born today.
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Right.
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And now we will find his pee hole.
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We will infect it with our fishiness or whatever.
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We must put our spiny fins inside it to reach him.
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Right.
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They've been swimming for years.
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They're like,
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ah,
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damn,
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wrong peahole.
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Not again.
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When I move,
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I feel like I bought me some time.
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They're swimming like Parker Juke.
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They're just waiting on me at every DMV.
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That's what it is.
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I know it.
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That's why I don't take the same way home from work every day.
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Yeah,
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you never take the same way home.
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No,
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because of the peahole fish.
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Just in case.
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Gotta go to the CT bathroom.
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I can't pee whole business.
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Just give me the deck.
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I don't usually submerge my whole pee in the bathroom,
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but you never know what can happen.
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You never know.
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Evolution's a son of a bitch.
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Yeah,
278
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they can pole vault right into your penis.
279
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They team up and slingshot each other.
280
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Like NASCAR drivers,
281
00:07:34.337 --> 00:07:36.178
they slingshot each other into my penis.
282
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Shake a leg.
283
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We've got,
284
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okay,
285
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so the first would be Failure Man.
286
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The next one we've got,
287
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Vomit Girl.
288
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Very afraid of vomiting.
289
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Very afraid of vomit.
290
00:07:56.054 --> 00:07:56.374
I mean,
291
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some people,
292
00:07:56.874 --> 00:07:57.054
yeah,
293
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I get it.
294
00:08:00.517 --> 00:08:01.438
There's Hornet Man.
295
00:08:02.759 --> 00:08:03.299
I think that
296
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Hornet Man.
297
00:08:04.901 --> 00:08:05.601
Hornet Man.
298
00:08:05.701 --> 00:08:06.162
That's pretty cool.
299
00:08:06.862 --> 00:08:07.783
I think that,
300
00:08:08.604 --> 00:08:10.045
I don't think vomiting is that bad.
301
00:08:10.185 --> 00:08:12.527
I think the fear of vomiting is worse.
302
00:08:12.767 --> 00:08:12.987
Like,
303
00:08:13.428 --> 00:08:13.728
eh?
304
00:08:14.584 --> 00:08:15.184
Like when you're like,
305
00:08:15.284 --> 00:08:15.404
oh,
306
00:08:15.904 --> 00:08:16.105
God,
307
00:08:16.525 --> 00:08:17.305
am I going to vomit?
308
00:08:17.306 --> 00:08:20.246
Like when your mouth starts to water out of nowhere,
309
00:08:20.446 --> 00:08:21.106
and you're like,
310
00:08:22.466 --> 00:08:22.686
fuck,
311
00:08:22.687 --> 00:08:24.007
am I going to vomit or not?
312
00:08:24.008 --> 00:08:25.727
I think the cleaning up part is the worst.
313
00:08:26.287 --> 00:08:26.467
Well,
314
00:08:26.507 --> 00:08:27.228
it's all about aim.
315
00:08:27.229 --> 00:08:27.348
Oh,
316
00:08:27.488 --> 00:08:27.868
God.
317
00:08:28.128 --> 00:08:31.349
Especially because usually the person that vomits can't clean it up.
318
00:08:32.209 --> 00:08:32.329
So,
319
00:08:32.489 --> 00:08:32.769
like,
320
00:08:32.849 --> 00:08:34.710
now you've got to clean up somebody else's.
321
00:08:34.711 --> 00:08:34.950
That's true.
322
00:08:35.210 --> 00:08:35.370
Well,
323
00:08:35.371 --> 00:08:36.050
when you have children,
324
00:08:36.230 --> 00:08:37.570
your whole life is broke.
325
00:08:38.071 --> 00:08:38.631
And it's always,
326
00:08:38.851 --> 00:08:40.611
somebody always vomits in your car.
327
00:08:41.091 --> 00:08:41.412
Yeah.
328
00:08:41.852 --> 00:08:41.972
Oh,
329
00:08:42.152 --> 00:08:42.352
God.
330
00:08:42.412 --> 00:08:42.752
That's me.
331
00:08:45.849 --> 00:08:49.851
I vomited in a lot of my friend's cars throughout my years.
332
00:08:49.871 --> 00:08:50.231
I'm sorry,
333
00:08:50.271 --> 00:08:50.591
man.
334
00:08:51.211 --> 00:08:52.352
I'm about to do it again.
335
00:08:52.552 --> 00:08:53.632
I'm like,
336
00:08:53.672 --> 00:08:54.473
scroll down the window.
337
00:08:54.513 --> 00:08:55.153
They're like,
338
00:08:55.154 --> 00:08:57.694
it's not fast enough.
339
00:08:57.695 --> 00:08:59.615
Are you vomit girls like Nemesis?
340
00:09:01.256 --> 00:09:01.376
No.
341
00:09:01.556 --> 00:09:02.516
Non-vomiting man.
342
00:09:03.236 --> 00:09:04.617
I'm afraid of not throwing up.
343
00:09:04.717 --> 00:09:05.537
Not throwing up.
344
00:09:05.837 --> 00:09:05.958
No,
345
00:09:06.218 --> 00:09:06.498
God.
346
00:09:06.518 --> 00:09:07.258
Like pre-vomit?
347
00:09:07.278 --> 00:09:07.718
That's gross.
348
00:09:07.778 --> 00:09:08.038
Anyway.
349
00:09:08.078 --> 00:09:08.339
Oh,
350
00:09:08.439 --> 00:09:09.139
my God.
351
00:09:09.359 --> 00:09:09.639
Okay.
352
00:09:09.699 --> 00:09:11.700
How about woman man?
353
00:09:15.861 --> 00:09:16.361
I like that one.
354
00:09:16.362 --> 00:09:16.561
I was like,
355
00:09:16.562 --> 00:09:17.081
that's funny.
356
00:09:19.662 --> 00:09:20.962
That's when you're supposed to reply back,
357
00:09:21.002 --> 00:09:21.243
Fred.
358
00:09:21.603 --> 00:09:22.283
Happy Pride Month.
359
00:09:22.284 --> 00:09:22.403
Yeah.
360
00:09:22.404 --> 00:09:22.663
Happy
361
00:09:25.304 --> 00:09:25.544
Pride Month.
362
00:09:26.104 --> 00:09:26.944
He's a friend of the show.
363
00:09:28.204 --> 00:09:28.505
There you go.
364
00:09:29.305 --> 00:09:29.665
There you go.
365
00:09:29.965 --> 00:09:30.925
There's Clown Boy.
366
00:09:31.625 --> 00:09:31.825
Okay.
367
00:09:32.526 --> 00:09:33.026
Clown Boy.
368
00:09:33.126 --> 00:09:34.866
That's scarier to me than his boy.
369
00:09:36.447 --> 00:09:37.927
He's a clown boy.
370
00:09:38.087 --> 00:09:38.507
Yeah.
371
00:09:38.508 --> 00:09:38.727
Yeah.
372
00:09:38.927 --> 00:09:40.528
Because that is a scary.
373
00:09:41.048 --> 00:09:44.171
I would be clown boy man because I'm scared of that clown boy.
374
00:09:45.132 --> 00:09:45.252
Yep.
375
00:09:45.253 --> 00:09:47.815
I've never seen like kid clowns.
376
00:09:47.816 --> 00:09:48.555
That is crazy.
377
00:09:48.616 --> 00:09:49.136
That's why.
378
00:09:49.336 --> 00:09:50.097
There's a reason.
379
00:09:50.457 --> 00:09:50.778
Yeah,
380
00:09:50.818 --> 00:09:51.819
that'd be really scary,
381
00:09:51.899 --> 00:09:52.199
wouldn't it?
382
00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:52.319
Yeah,
383
00:09:52.359 --> 00:09:53.040
I don't like that.
384
00:09:53.200 --> 00:09:53.721
No.
385
00:09:55.362 --> 00:09:56.984
There's a fem boy.
386
00:09:59.827 --> 00:10:01.148
I don't know if he's scared of.
387
00:10:02.020 --> 00:10:05.081
I feel like he must be scared of femboys or...
388
00:10:06.002 --> 00:10:09.643
He would be scared of being feminine.
389
00:10:09.943 --> 00:10:11.024
Fembots,
390
00:10:11.124 --> 00:10:14.945
probably.
391
00:10:15.046 --> 00:10:15.906
He's scared of fembots.
392
00:10:15.907 --> 00:10:18.147
I would be scared of them bitches,
393
00:10:18.527 --> 00:10:18.667
too.
394
00:10:18.668 --> 00:10:21.268
Unless they're Austin Powers.
395
00:10:21.288 --> 00:10:22.429
Shotgun boobies.
396
00:10:25.310 --> 00:10:26.530
There's Seaman.
397
00:10:28.031 --> 00:10:29.092
He's scared of the sea,
398
00:10:29.132 --> 00:10:29.352
though.
399
00:10:30.872 --> 00:10:33.853
I guess he's scared of the ocean.
400
00:10:33.854 --> 00:10:33.974
Yeah,
401
00:10:33.975 --> 00:10:34.414
he's scared.
402
00:10:34.415 --> 00:10:35.394
He just should have used ocean,
403
00:10:35.454 --> 00:10:35.694
man.
404
00:10:35.714 --> 00:10:37.055
That would have probably been better.
405
00:10:37.056 --> 00:10:37.335
And see,
406
00:10:37.475 --> 00:10:37.715
like,
407
00:10:38.095 --> 00:10:38.595
these guys,
408
00:10:39.036 --> 00:10:40.456
they just commented,
409
00:10:40.476 --> 00:10:41.236
but they didn't give any,
410
00:10:41.357 --> 00:10:41.637
like,
411
00:10:42.617 --> 00:10:43.958
reasons why.
412
00:10:44.018 --> 00:10:44.158
Well,
413
00:10:44.159 --> 00:10:44.278
yeah,
414
00:10:44.358 --> 00:10:45.898
why do you have to draw your own conclusions?
415
00:10:45.899 --> 00:10:46.819
Which I like,
416
00:10:48.079 --> 00:10:49.760
because this next one is,
417
00:10:50.660 --> 00:10:51.841
I don't even understand it,
418
00:10:51.921 --> 00:10:55.082
but many holes next to each other,
419
00:10:55.142 --> 00:10:55.382
man.
420
00:10:55.782 --> 00:10:56.182
Oh
421
00:10:57.923 --> 00:10:58.503
Okay, Fred.
422
00:10:58.844 --> 00:10:59.044
Oh,
423
00:10:59.045 --> 00:10:59.704
is that that thing?
424
00:11:00.420 --> 00:11:01.400
With the lotus flower?
425
00:11:01.840 --> 00:11:02.020
Yeah.
426
00:11:02.080 --> 00:11:03.301
Where it's got all the whole,
427
00:11:03.461 --> 00:11:03.621
like,
428
00:11:03.622 --> 00:11:05.161
tryptophania or something like that?
429
00:11:05.281 --> 00:11:06.262
But then they put it on,
430
00:11:06.302 --> 00:11:06.542
like,
431
00:11:06.562 --> 00:11:07.342
people's skin.
432
00:11:07.922 --> 00:11:09.683
So it looks like,
433
00:11:09.684 --> 00:11:09.783
oh,
434
00:11:09.784 --> 00:11:10.203
yeah,
435
00:11:10.204 --> 00:11:11.683
that is so fucking disgusting.
436
00:11:12.123 --> 00:11:12.643
What is it called?
437
00:11:12.663 --> 00:11:12.984
It's called,
438
00:11:13.004 --> 00:11:13.124
yeah,
439
00:11:13.184 --> 00:11:13.804
tryptophobia.
440
00:11:13.904 --> 00:11:14.824
How did I know that shit?
441
00:11:14.844 --> 00:11:15.244
Tryptophobia.
442
00:11:15.284 --> 00:11:16.384
Damn.
443
00:11:16.385 --> 00:11:17.105
You must have it.
444
00:11:17.605 --> 00:11:18.265
I don't have it.
445
00:11:18.285 --> 00:11:18.925
It's just grits.
446
00:11:18.926 --> 00:11:19.405
You got it.
447
00:11:19.705 --> 00:11:22.186
I don't have it.
448
00:11:22.187 --> 00:11:25.787
Why don't you see the name on that one and see if it was him?
449
00:11:27.628 --> 00:11:27.908
Yeah,
450
00:11:27.909 --> 00:11:28.768
it was me the whole time.
451
00:11:29.468 --> 00:11:30.569
Makashi Shinobi?
452
00:11:30.629 --> 00:11:31.149
Is that you,
453
00:11:31.270 --> 00:11:31.430
man?
454
00:11:31.431 --> 00:11:31.570
Yep.
455
00:11:31.571 --> 00:11:32.130
That's me.
456
00:11:34.532 --> 00:11:36.414
Oh Oh,
457
00:11:36.454 --> 00:11:36.674
yeah.
458
00:11:38.295 --> 00:11:39.256
A friend of the show.
459
00:11:40.457 --> 00:11:40.577
No,
460
00:11:40.737 --> 00:11:43.800
I like a lot of hoes.
461
00:11:44.260 --> 00:11:45.221
Sailor Moon's grandpa.
462
00:11:49.004 --> 00:11:49.765
Pirate Moon.
463
00:11:53.648 --> 00:11:54.208
There's God,
464
00:11:54.268 --> 00:11:54.549
man.
465
00:11:55.249 --> 00:11:55.649
Okay.
466
00:11:55.770 --> 00:11:56.310
Scared of God.
467
00:11:56.330 --> 00:11:58.432
That's kind of his MO,
468
00:11:58.552 --> 00:11:58.672
yeah.
469
00:11:59.180 --> 00:11:59.340
Oh,
470
00:11:59.800 --> 00:12:00.541
IRS man.
471
00:12:01.221 --> 00:12:01.481
Okay,
472
00:12:01.561 --> 00:12:01.721
well,
473
00:12:01.741 --> 00:12:03.442
I think we can all agree on that one.
474
00:12:04.323 --> 00:12:04.503
Yeah.
475
00:12:04.504 --> 00:12:04.563
Oh,
476
00:12:04.583 --> 00:12:04.863
man.
477
00:12:05.323 --> 00:12:07.404
I just wonder if they're good guys or bad guys.
478
00:12:07.825 --> 00:12:08.345
I don't know.
479
00:12:09.225 --> 00:12:10.506
I feel like IRS man.
480
00:12:11.446 --> 00:12:12.887
He's a bad guy.
481
00:12:12.888 --> 00:12:13.948
He's a bad guy.
482
00:12:13.949 --> 00:12:14.668
He's a bad guy.
483
00:12:14.669 --> 00:12:16.089
He's afraid of the IRS.
484
00:12:16.349 --> 00:12:16.669
Like,
485
00:12:17.290 --> 00:12:17.890
maybe he'll,
486
00:12:18.230 --> 00:12:18.470
like,
487
00:12:18.990 --> 00:12:21.852
I wish he could help get my damn taxes back.
488
00:12:22.476 --> 00:12:22.716
Right?
489
00:12:23.117 --> 00:12:26.219
We filed our shit like six weeks ago and ain't got our shit back here,
490
00:12:26.239 --> 00:12:26.779
man.
491
00:12:27.059 --> 00:12:28.500
So you're afraid of the mailman.
492
00:12:28.860 --> 00:12:30.121
Yeah.
493
00:12:30.122 --> 00:12:30.762
I want him.
494
00:12:32.083 --> 00:12:33.784
You're my shit.
495
00:12:33.785 --> 00:12:34.404
Rural mail carrier,
496
00:12:38.167 --> 00:12:38.327
man.
497
00:12:38.607 --> 00:12:40.088
Rural job.
498
00:12:40.089 --> 00:12:40.508
Rural job.
499
00:12:40.509 --> 00:12:41.309
Rural job.
500
00:12:41.349 --> 00:12:44.891
Imagine being that guy who has scared a lot of holes after saying,
501
00:12:44.931 --> 00:12:45.892
Rural.
502
00:12:45.893 --> 00:12:47.493
That's hard to say.
503
00:12:49.875 --> 00:12:50.535
We got job,
504
00:12:50.595 --> 00:12:50.795
man.
505
00:12:50.995 --> 00:12:51.456
Now these two.
506
00:12:52.516 --> 00:12:53.016
Right here.
507
00:12:53.017 --> 00:12:55.817
I think they're a dynamic duo.
508
00:12:55.877 --> 00:12:55.998
Oh,
509
00:12:55.999 --> 00:12:56.458
they're a team.
510
00:12:56.898 --> 00:12:57.078
Yeah,
511
00:12:57.079 --> 00:12:58.839
there's Job Man and Broke Man.
512
00:12:59.579 --> 00:13:00.519
There you go.
513
00:13:00.520 --> 00:13:01.240
Job Man and Broke Boy.
514
00:13:03.361 --> 00:13:04.841
Job Man and Broke Boy.
515
00:13:04.861 --> 00:13:05.842
Yeah,
516
00:13:05.982 --> 00:13:06.482
Broke Boy.
517
00:13:06.602 --> 00:13:08.983
Literally me and my roommates in all of my
518
00:13:09.383 --> 00:13:11.104
20s. Job Man and Broke Bitch.
519
00:13:11.105 --> 00:13:11.604
That's how I usually go.
520
00:13:12.104 --> 00:13:12.604
There you go.
521
00:13:13.545 --> 00:13:13.705
Yeah,
522
00:13:13.725 --> 00:13:14.365
that was us.
523
00:13:14.805 --> 00:13:15.746
All of the relationships.
524
00:13:15.747 --> 00:13:19.327
Yeah.
525
00:13:19.727 --> 00:13:20.888
There's Commitment Man.
526
00:13:22.852 --> 00:13:23.873
What do you think is about
527
00:13:24.393 --> 00:13:24.993
What's fear?
528
00:13:25.053 --> 00:13:25.973
Do you fear commitment,
529
00:13:26.013 --> 00:13:26.293
Fred?
530
00:13:28.054 --> 00:13:28.174
No,
531
00:13:28.214 --> 00:13:29.494
because I am committed
532
00:13:29.934 --> 00:13:30.254
Right, well,
533
00:13:30.255 --> 00:13:30.374
no,
534
00:13:30.414 --> 00:13:33.515
but I mean Commitment in the greater It's not like,
535
00:13:33.855 --> 00:13:35.056
obviously you're afraid of your wife
536
00:13:36.136 --> 00:13:36.656
You should be
537
00:13:37.236 --> 00:13:38.797
I don't mean that in a mean way Yeah,
538
00:13:39.097 --> 00:13:41.358
because you can take me for everything I got Well,
539
00:13:41.398 --> 00:13:41.618
I mean,
540
00:13:41.658 --> 00:13:42.078
she's just,
541
00:13:42.098 --> 00:13:43.338
you know She will destroy you,
542
00:13:43.418 --> 00:13:44.038
and she knows
543
00:13:44.398 --> 00:13:47.919
Women know all the buttons to push to make you destroyed And it's easy for them
544
00:13:48.460 --> 00:13:49.860
She can make you destroy yourself
545
00:13:50.664 --> 00:13:50.904
I mean,
546
00:13:50.944 --> 00:13:51.945
commitment in general.
547
00:13:52.085 --> 00:13:52.305
Like,
548
00:13:52.306 --> 00:13:53.225
do you waiver,
549
00:13:54.046 --> 00:13:54.226
like,
550
00:13:54.306 --> 00:13:55.366
before you make a sale?
551
00:13:55.446 --> 00:13:55.586
Like,
552
00:13:55.587 --> 00:13:56.607
if you're going to make a purchase,
553
00:13:56.608 --> 00:13:57.607
like a big purchase,
554
00:13:57.627 --> 00:13:57.787
right?
555
00:13:57.788 --> 00:13:58.487
Like a TV or something?
556
00:13:58.488 --> 00:13:59.088
Yeah,
557
00:13:59.089 --> 00:13:59.208
no.
558
00:13:59.228 --> 00:14:00.308
And MacBit doesn't exist.
559
00:14:00.508 --> 00:14:01.569
We're taking MacBit out.
560
00:14:01.689 --> 00:14:02.109
Right,
561
00:14:02.110 --> 00:14:02.249
yeah,
562
00:14:02.429 --> 00:14:02.809
yeah.
563
00:14:02.810 --> 00:14:03.810
Because MacBit is just like,
564
00:14:04.110 --> 00:14:04.510
yeah.
565
00:14:05.170 --> 00:14:11.933
You guys just took my gift.
566
00:14:12.173 --> 00:14:13.474
We're going straight retail,
567
00:14:13.514 --> 00:14:13.794
right?
568
00:14:14.194 --> 00:14:14.314
Yeah,
569
00:14:14.394 --> 00:14:14.514
yeah.
570
00:14:14.734 --> 00:14:14.894
Like,
571
00:14:14.895 --> 00:14:15.274
in general,
572
00:14:15.314 --> 00:14:15.635
like I said,
573
00:14:15.915 --> 00:14:17.015
not the decisions that,
574
00:14:17.975 --> 00:14:18.136
like,
575
00:14:18.137 --> 00:14:18.796
your life decisions.
576
00:14:18.797 --> 00:14:18.876
it.
577
00:14:18.877 --> 00:14:19.076
Like.
578
00:14:19.456 --> 00:14:19.576
Not,
579
00:14:19.577 --> 00:14:19.656
oh,
580
00:14:19.657 --> 00:14:20.017
my God,
581
00:14:20.197 --> 00:14:21.558
I'm afraid of having kids.
582
00:14:21.878 --> 00:14:21.998
Like,
583
00:14:22.179 --> 00:14:22.959
who cares about that shit?
584
00:14:22.999 --> 00:14:24.220
That's easy stuff.
585
00:14:24.221 --> 00:14:25.702
We need a new washer and dryer.
586
00:14:25.722 --> 00:14:25.922
Right.
587
00:14:25.942 --> 00:14:26.082
Like,
588
00:14:26.162 --> 00:14:26.462
oh.
589
00:14:26.523 --> 00:14:27.704
Right.
590
00:14:27.724 --> 00:14:30.126
Should I try to fix my car or get a new one?
591
00:14:30.506 --> 00:14:31.347
Right.
592
00:14:31.527 --> 00:14:32.408
Yeah,
593
00:14:32.428 --> 00:14:32.608
Like,
594
00:14:32.808 --> 00:14:34.790
those are the kind of commitments that it's like,
595
00:14:34.890 --> 00:14:35.090
shit,
596
00:14:35.130 --> 00:14:36.171
those are the scary ones.
597
00:14:36.411 --> 00:14:36.571
Yeah.
598
00:14:36.772 --> 00:14:37.572
Like,
599
00:14:37.833 --> 00:14:38.313
our house,
600
00:14:38.433 --> 00:14:39.454
my wife had to do that.
601
00:14:39.474 --> 00:14:39.594
And,
602
00:14:39.614 --> 00:14:39.854
like,
603
00:14:40.255 --> 00:14:41.956
good thing she did because if I would have put it off,
604
00:14:41.996 --> 00:14:43.338
we'd have paid way more than we did now.
605
00:14:43.339 --> 00:14:43.378
Oh,
606
00:14:43.379 --> 00:14:43.798
yeah,
607
00:14:43.838 --> 00:14:44.178
for sure.
608
00:14:44.179 --> 00:14:44.799
You know what I'm saying?
609
00:14:44.819 --> 00:14:44.939
So,
610
00:14:45.099 --> 00:14:45.399
like,
611
00:14:45.419 --> 00:14:45.720
yeah,
612
00:14:45.780 --> 00:14:46.040
that's.
613
00:14:46.460 --> 00:14:46.880
I was like,
614
00:14:46.881 --> 00:14:47.000
no,
615
00:14:47.100 --> 00:14:48.361
I don't think it's the right time.
616
00:14:48.381 --> 00:14:48.722
Blah,
617
00:14:48.802 --> 00:14:53.385
And that was just that number looking me in the face.
618
00:14:54.466 --> 00:14:55.647
That's a hard thing to commit to.
619
00:14:55.648 --> 00:14:56.447
Yeah,
620
00:14:58.332 --> 00:14:58.592
You're like,
621
00:14:58.612 --> 00:14:59.413
30 years of this.
622
00:14:59.813 --> 00:14:59.993
Yeah,
623
00:15:00.033 --> 00:15:00.474
I don't...
624
00:15:00.514 --> 00:15:03.576
I need a job,
625
00:15:03.636 --> 00:15:03.856
man.
626
00:15:04.557 --> 00:15:04.918
For 30 years?
627
00:15:04.918 --> 00:15:05.177
I don't know.
628
00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:09.120
I need compounding interest.
629
00:15:09.400 --> 00:15:10.081
30-year commitment,
630
00:15:10.121 --> 00:15:10.241
man.
631
00:15:10.501 --> 00:15:10.621
Yeah,
632
00:15:10.682 --> 00:15:11.201
that's right.
633
00:15:12.382 --> 00:15:12.502
No,
634
00:15:12.622 --> 00:15:13.843
I'm really sketchy about that,
635
00:15:13.884 --> 00:15:14.043
like,
636
00:15:14.044 --> 00:15:15.584
when it comes to committing to certain things.
637
00:15:15.625 --> 00:15:15.805
Like,
638
00:15:15.905 --> 00:15:16.545
like a TV or something.
639
00:15:16.546 --> 00:15:16.765
I'm like,
640
00:15:16.766 --> 00:15:18.947
I have to do all the research.
641
00:15:19.587 --> 00:15:21.509
You got to research for three months.
642
00:15:21.510 --> 00:15:22.589
Yeah,
643
00:15:22.750 --> 00:15:23.230
to be like,
644
00:15:23.310 --> 00:15:23.430
oh,
645
00:15:23.432 --> 00:15:23.591
shit,
646
00:15:23.610 --> 00:15:25.432
I should have got the first one because that was the best one.
647
00:15:25.692 --> 00:15:25.992
Right.
648
00:15:26.252 --> 00:15:26.952
Who cares?
649
00:15:27.092 --> 00:15:28.633
And it was on sale when I seen it.
650
00:15:29.053 --> 00:15:29.253
Right.
651
00:15:29.254 --> 00:15:29.753
Now it's not.
652
00:15:30.273 --> 00:15:31.074
I am bad about that,
653
00:15:31.094 --> 00:15:31.214
though.
654
00:15:31.215 --> 00:15:31.414
I'm like,
655
00:15:31.454 --> 00:15:31.574
oh,
656
00:15:31.575 --> 00:15:32.054
it's on sale.
657
00:15:32.074 --> 00:15:32.474
I'll take it.
658
00:15:32.754 --> 00:15:33.014
Like,
659
00:15:33.154 --> 00:15:33.594
never mind.
660
00:15:33.914 --> 00:15:35.315
Throw out all the research.
661
00:15:35.735 --> 00:15:38.716
It's $20 off.
662
00:15:40.316 --> 00:15:40.516
Like,
663
00:15:40.556 --> 00:15:41.517
who needs research now?
664
00:15:41.817 --> 00:15:43.137
I just saved $20.
665
00:15:45.218 --> 00:15:46.678
And it's immediately broke.
666
00:15:46.738 --> 00:15:46.998
Right.
667
00:15:47.939 --> 00:15:48.219
Okay.
668
00:15:48.519 --> 00:15:49.319
So we've got
669
00:15:49.699 --> 00:15:50.640
Public Boner Man.
670
00:15:52.360 --> 00:15:54.122
I think that's a good fear.
671
00:15:54.123 --> 00:15:54.942
That's a good fear.
672
00:15:54.943 --> 00:15:56.083
Unless you have a small penis,
673
00:15:56.143 --> 00:15:57.465
and then it's not a fear.
674
00:15:57.545 --> 00:15:57.705
Yeah,
675
00:15:57.706 --> 00:15:58.546
if you have a small penis,
676
00:15:58.547 --> 00:15:58.966
it don't mean anything.
677
00:15:58.967 --> 00:15:59.166
Take that,
678
00:15:59.167 --> 00:16:01.728
guys with big wieners.
679
00:16:01.748 --> 00:16:01.948
Yeah.
680
00:16:01.949 --> 00:16:03.490
It's my sweater button.
681
00:16:03.491 --> 00:16:04.130
My sweater button.
682
00:16:04.131 --> 00:16:08.674
Your sweater button.
683
00:16:08.675 --> 00:16:09.975
We'll tie it up right there.
684
00:16:10.015 --> 00:16:10.176
Yeah,
685
00:16:10.177 --> 00:16:10.456
maybe.
686
00:16:10.457 --> 00:16:12.858
Looks like the trouser snake's awake.
687
00:16:12.859 --> 00:16:16.041
The trouser snake and sweater button.
688
00:16:18.823 --> 00:16:19.644
The dynamic.
689
00:16:19.965 --> 00:16:20.805
duo of wieners.
690
00:16:22.906 --> 00:16:23.086
Well,
691
00:16:23.266 --> 00:16:24.867
somebody's being honest on here.
692
00:16:24.947 --> 00:16:25.067
Oh,
693
00:16:25.147 --> 00:16:25.706
my God.
694
00:16:25.908 --> 00:16:26.028
Yep.
695
00:16:26.128 --> 00:16:28.548
There's gay men.
696
00:16:30.109 --> 00:16:31.230
He's scared of gay people.
697
00:16:31.410 --> 00:16:32.509
He's scared of gay men.
698
00:16:32.710 --> 00:16:33.211
Yeah.
699
00:16:33.211 --> 00:16:33.451
I mean,
700
00:16:33.850 --> 00:16:34.051
that
701
00:16:34.811 --> 00:16:36.132
I think that kind of means you're gay.
702
00:16:37.692 --> 00:16:38.312
I don't think that.
703
00:16:39.833 --> 00:16:41.714
Why would you be afraid of gay men?
704
00:16:42.293 --> 00:16:42.495
Well,
705
00:16:42.575 --> 00:16:44.355
because what if you're maybe you're not gay,
706
00:16:44.455 --> 00:16:48.277
but you're afraid of being gay because maybe you think that that means you're gay.
707
00:16:49.437 --> 00:16:52.219
You don't want to have to battle against Trouser Snake or Sweater Button.
708
00:16:54.261 --> 00:16:57.123
Trouser Snake and Sweater Button versus Ladybugs.
709
00:16:58.384 --> 00:16:59.424
Sorry,
710
00:16:59.505 --> 00:17:00.345
Lindsey Graham.
711
00:17:00.346 --> 00:17:00.465
Oh,
712
00:17:00.466 --> 00:17:00.585
no.
713
00:17:02.867 --> 00:17:04.188
That's the arch enemy.
714
00:17:04.328 --> 00:17:05.710
Lindsey Graham is the...
715
00:17:05.711 --> 00:17:05.829
Hey,
716
00:17:07.831 --> 00:17:08.752
you think you won?
717
00:17:09.252 --> 00:17:11.114
Say hello to my Ladybugs.
718
00:17:13.015 --> 00:17:13.336
Now,
719
00:17:13.355 --> 00:17:13.836
attack
720
00:17:14.676 --> 00:17:15.657
Ain't no lady.
721
00:17:15.677 --> 00:17:17.198
Attack with the fury of Donald Trump.
722
00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:20.519
At 3 a.m.
723
00:17:20.520 --> 00:17:22.882
When he's tweeting 100 fucking tweets.
724
00:17:26.723 --> 00:17:27.943
Somebody else is being honest.
725
00:17:28.764 --> 00:17:29.525
There's a black man.
726
00:17:30.586 --> 00:17:30.846
Okay,
727
00:17:30.965 --> 00:17:31.145
well,
728
00:17:31.225 --> 00:17:31.506
you know,
729
00:17:31.685 --> 00:17:33.326
that's also an irrational fear,
730
00:17:33.346 --> 00:17:33.586
I think.
731
00:17:33.626 --> 00:17:35.488
He's afraid of black people?
732
00:17:37.509 --> 00:17:38.490
Or he is black.
733
00:17:38.829 --> 00:17:40.270
Or he is black and he's afraid of black people.
734
00:17:40.271 --> 00:17:40.931
And he fears himself.
735
00:17:41.291 --> 00:17:41.531
Oh,
736
00:17:41.551 --> 00:17:43.011
he's afraid of black people?
737
00:17:43.012 --> 00:17:43.792
There are black people.
738
00:17:47.233 --> 00:17:47.654
afraid of black people.
739
00:17:47.655 --> 00:17:48.934
I'm not afraid of black people.
740
00:17:48.935 --> 00:17:49.034
Well,
741
00:17:49.036 --> 00:17:49.534
no.
742
00:17:49.595 --> 00:17:51.096
I'm not afraid of black people either.
743
00:17:52.356 --> 00:17:52.836
However,
744
00:17:54.017 --> 00:17:59.519
I will admit an intimidating white guy is not nearly as intimidating as an intimidating black guy.
745
00:17:59.520 --> 00:17:59.659
Right.
746
00:17:59.661 --> 00:17:59.759
Yeah.
747
00:17:59.760 --> 00:18:01.240
There you go.
748
00:18:01.240 --> 00:18:02.941
Because you guys look way cooler than us.
749
00:18:03.600 --> 00:18:07.722
And so it's like when you look like when you're buff and like so much fucking cooler.
750
00:18:08.842 --> 00:18:10.203
I'm intimidated by the coolness.
751
00:18:11.144 --> 00:18:12.325
It doesn't mean shit to me.
752
00:18:15.418 --> 00:18:17.098
You want some cool,
753
00:18:17.238 --> 00:18:18.579
man?
754
00:18:18.599 --> 00:18:18.778
I mean,
755
00:18:18.779 --> 00:18:19.038
you know,
756
00:18:19.159 --> 00:18:21.080
it would be nice to be a little cool.
757
00:18:21.540 --> 00:18:25.760
What's his weakness?
758
00:18:27.101 --> 00:18:28.142
What's the black man's weakness?
759
00:18:28.143 --> 00:18:28.762
Black guy weakness?
760
00:18:29.002 --> 00:18:29.201
Yeah,
761
00:18:29.282 --> 00:18:30.002
black guy weakness.
762
00:18:30.003 --> 00:18:30.563
White woman?
763
00:18:31.143 --> 00:18:33.063
White woman.
764
00:18:33.064 --> 00:18:33.182
Oh,
765
00:18:33.183 --> 00:18:33.383
yeah,
766
00:18:33.384 --> 00:18:33.824
white woman.
767
00:18:33.825 --> 00:18:35.964
There you go.
768
00:18:35.965 --> 00:18:37.404
That might be it.
769
00:18:37.406 --> 00:18:38.205
White woman with a...
770
00:18:41.126 --> 00:18:43.068
Like undercover brother White she-devil
771
00:18:48.393 --> 00:18:51.216
He's like you've been with a white woman And they're like ooh how's it
772
00:18:52.616 --> 00:18:54.838
Dickie house in the back Welcome to the club
773
00:19:00.383 --> 00:19:04.547
There's lonely man and alone man Well they should meet
774
00:19:06.508 --> 00:19:07.189
Bill's man
775
00:19:08.068 --> 00:19:09.308
Bills or pills?
776
00:19:09.528 --> 00:19:10.130
Bills.
777
00:19:10.210 --> 00:19:10.650
I don't know.
778
00:19:11.070 --> 00:19:11.410
Buffalo?
779
00:19:11.670 --> 00:19:11.970
Buffalo.
780
00:19:12.630 --> 00:19:12.809
Well,
781
00:19:12.910 --> 00:19:14.211
I'm afraid of my bills some months.
782
00:19:15.811 --> 00:19:16.490
Monthly bills.
783
00:19:17.211 --> 00:19:17.372
Yeah.
784
00:19:18.432 --> 00:19:19.092
There's Batman,
785
00:19:19.132 --> 00:19:19.352
man.
786
00:19:20.451 --> 00:19:21.333
He's afraid of Batman?
787
00:19:22.232 --> 00:19:24.734
That's fair.
788
00:19:25.413 --> 00:19:26.453
That must be the penguin.
789
00:19:29.615 --> 00:19:30.075
And,
790
00:19:30.076 --> 00:19:30.295
you know,
791
00:19:30.355 --> 00:19:31.235
I've been looking for this one.
792
00:19:31.255 --> 00:19:31.894
Spider-Man,
793
00:19:32.035 --> 00:19:32.536
of course.
794
00:19:32.556 --> 00:19:32.836
You know,
795
00:19:33.556 --> 00:19:34.615
he's afraid of spiders.
796
00:19:35.997 --> 00:19:36.297
Alan,
797
00:19:36.336 --> 00:19:36.917
this is for you.
798
00:19:37.057 --> 00:19:37.596
Fart Man.
799
00:19:37.817 --> 00:19:38.217
Let's fart,
800
00:19:38.477 --> 00:19:39.237
man.
801
00:19:39.297 --> 00:19:39.778
Let's get a fart.
802
00:19:39.778 --> 00:19:42.258
You can't be afraid of farts.
803
00:19:42.259 --> 00:19:42.518
No way.
804
00:19:42.577 --> 00:19:43.778
You can't be afraid of farts.
805
00:19:43.779 --> 00:19:44.278
What would you do?
806
00:19:46.660 --> 00:19:47.380
When you have to fart,
807
00:19:47.381 --> 00:19:49.861
do you like run away from yourself until you fart?
808
00:19:51.280 --> 00:19:51.401
Oh,
809
00:19:51.441 --> 00:19:52.181
I barely got away.
810
00:19:52.260 --> 00:19:54.521
It's like that movie.
811
00:19:54.523 --> 00:20:04.525
Did I tell you guys about that short movie that I saw with the guy that he brought all these people on the plane and ended up killing them because they were mean to him and the plane crashed into the parents'
812
00:20:04.545 --> 00:20:04.825
house?
813
00:20:05.478 --> 00:20:07.439
I feel like it was like a cartoon thing,
814
00:20:07.519 --> 00:20:07.679
right?
815
00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:08.159
No,
816
00:20:08.219 --> 00:20:08.339
no.
817
00:20:08.379 --> 00:20:09.779
It was like it's a short movie.
818
00:20:10.239 --> 00:20:14.340
And then the other short movie was that people couldn't fart because if they fart,
819
00:20:14.881 --> 00:20:17.021
a monster would come out of the closet and grab them.
820
00:20:20.662 --> 00:20:22.143
It was like an Italian movie.
821
00:20:22.303 --> 00:20:24.043
I wouldn't let it last long.
822
00:20:24.044 --> 00:20:24.383
It's on Tubi.
823
00:20:25.063 --> 00:20:25.183
Oh,
824
00:20:25.383 --> 00:20:25.503
no.
825
00:20:26.064 --> 00:20:26.404
There you go.
826
00:20:26.424 --> 00:20:28.164
Somebody come out of the closet.
827
00:20:28.165 --> 00:20:28.284
Oh,
828
00:20:28.304 --> 00:20:28.924
my God.
829
00:20:29.525 --> 00:20:31.625
Brent's Freaky Feelers is sponsored by Tubi.
830
00:20:32.205 --> 00:20:32.525
Tubi.
831
00:20:35.430 --> 00:20:38.472
You like shitty movies?
832
00:20:38.473 --> 00:20:38.552
Tubi.
833
00:20:38.553 --> 00:20:38.652
Tubi,
834
00:20:38.653 --> 00:20:38.792
man.
835
00:20:38.812 --> 00:20:39.332
Tubi's my new favorite.
836
00:20:39.333 --> 00:20:41.554
Want to watch a lot of ads?
837
00:20:41.555 --> 00:20:42.594
It's got a bunch of ads,
838
00:20:42.614 --> 00:20:42.914
but man,
839
00:20:42.974 --> 00:20:44.315
they have the best movies on Tubi.
840
00:20:46.897 --> 00:20:47.957
It's worse than BET.
841
00:20:50.479 --> 00:20:51.099
You said that.
842
00:20:52.059 --> 00:20:53.760
It's got more ads than a radio station.
843
00:20:55.101 --> 00:20:55.521
Yeah.
844
00:20:55.541 --> 00:20:57.322
That's where all the eBay money went through.
845
00:20:57.783 --> 00:20:57.943
Yep.
846
00:21:00.084 --> 00:21:01.065
Does eBay own Tubi?
847
00:21:01.905 --> 00:21:02.025
No,
848
00:21:02.205 --> 00:21:03.486
that's just where they advertise.
849
00:21:03.866 --> 00:21:04.486
Oh,
850
00:21:04.506 --> 00:21:05.027
okay.
851
00:21:05.187 --> 00:21:08.648
That's where the 2 billion dollar advertising is.
852
00:21:08.908 --> 00:21:10.509
Because I've never seen a...
853
00:21:10.989 --> 00:21:12.210
They could have just bought Tubi.
854
00:21:12.211 --> 00:21:12.630
Yeah,
855
00:21:12.631 --> 00:21:14.370
they should have just bought Tubi.
856
00:21:15.391 --> 00:21:16.511
They could auction off the shoe.
857
00:21:16.512 --> 00:21:17.792
It's called an e-pay-to-be.
858
00:21:18.792 --> 00:21:19.913
It better be.
859
00:21:21.773 --> 00:21:21.894
Oh,
860
00:21:21.934 --> 00:21:22.054
no,
861
00:21:22.354 --> 00:21:23.194
that's not a good one.
862
00:21:23.654 --> 00:21:23.774
Oh,
863
00:21:23.775 --> 00:21:24.815
I want to hear that one.
864
00:21:25.175 --> 00:21:26.155
There's rabies woman.
865
00:21:27.996 --> 00:21:28.116
No,
866
00:21:28.656 --> 00:21:31.057
it's just the other word for black man man.
867
00:21:31.518 --> 00:21:31.638
Oh,
868
00:21:31.639 --> 00:21:32.618
I'm not going to say that.
869
00:21:35.580 --> 00:21:48.009
that's my fear is say i'm saying the n-word man n-word man saying the n-word man like
870
00:21:48.229 --> 00:21:54.154
make sure you say saying make sure you say i did not say i'm n-word man although that sign i say you guys was pretty funny
871
00:21:54.514 --> 00:21:55.215
At the Apollo.
872
00:21:57.697 --> 00:21:58.858
Make sure you don't say.
873
00:21:59.118 --> 00:22:00.259
You'll take a picture of that,
874
00:22:00.279 --> 00:22:02.041
but you won't take a picture of Dabo's sweetie.
875
00:22:02.042 --> 00:22:02.661
He didn't say it.
876
00:22:05.283 --> 00:22:08.606
He didn't say it.
877
00:22:10.067 --> 00:22:10.808
I said it with my camera.
878
00:22:10.809 --> 00:22:13.170
I'm going to start sending that to people if I ever need to say that word.
879
00:22:13.390 --> 00:22:16.613
Like that picture and then say please.
880
00:22:22.926 --> 00:22:24.486
There's a jobless man,
881
00:22:26.167 --> 00:22:27.707
crane fly woman.
882
00:22:27.767 --> 00:22:30.168
What's a crane fly?
883
00:22:30.328 --> 00:22:31.868
I think maybe that's like a really big bug.
884
00:22:31.869 --> 00:22:32.069
I mean,
885
00:22:32.070 --> 00:22:32.249
like,
886
00:22:33.969 --> 00:22:34.129
Oh,
887
00:22:34.289 --> 00:22:34.429
Oh,
888
00:22:34.489 --> 00:22:35.469
that's what a crane fly is.
889
00:22:35.509 --> 00:22:36.410
I'm not scared of those.
890
00:22:36.411 --> 00:22:37.730
Really?
891
00:22:37.731 --> 00:22:40.171
Crane flies are those things that look like ginormous mosquitoes.
892
00:22:40.191 --> 00:22:40.431
Hold on.
893
00:22:40.432 --> 00:22:40.771
I'm going to.
894
00:22:41.771 --> 00:22:42.751
Oh,
895
00:22:42.931 --> 00:22:43.092
well,
896
00:22:43.192 --> 00:22:45.892
but in some parts of some parts of the States,
897
00:22:45.952 --> 00:22:46.252
like,
898
00:22:47.314 --> 00:22:48.333
I'm not saying they're great.
899
00:22:48.453 --> 00:22:49.493
I'm just saying that they're.
900
00:22:50.434 --> 00:22:50.554
No.
901
00:22:50.674 --> 00:22:51.514
Okay.
902
00:22:53.186 --> 00:22:53.386
Yeah,
903
00:22:53.486 --> 00:22:54.526
but some parts of the states,
904
00:22:54.586 --> 00:22:54.746
they,
905
00:22:56.927 --> 00:22:57.167
how,
906
00:22:57.287 --> 00:22:59.928
what are those things called that come out of the ground every 12 years?
907
00:22:59.929 --> 00:23:00.288
Larvae.
908
00:23:01.088 --> 00:23:01.468
Larvae.
909
00:23:01.928 --> 00:23:02.048
No,
910
00:23:02.829 --> 00:23:03.969
they're really loud.
911
00:23:04.749 --> 00:23:04.869
Oh,
912
00:23:04.870 --> 00:23:05.569
the cascades?
913
00:23:05.570 --> 00:23:05.869
Crickets?
914
00:23:06.510 --> 00:23:06.830
Whatever.
915
00:23:06.831 --> 00:23:07.390
Cascades.
916
00:23:07.870 --> 00:23:08.050
Yeah,
917
00:23:08.230 --> 00:23:08.390
they,
918
00:23:09.090 --> 00:23:10.211
sometimes they swarm,
919
00:23:10.311 --> 00:23:10.611
like,
920
00:23:11.311 --> 00:23:12.631
it seemed like there was a,
921
00:23:12.632 --> 00:23:14.812
it was a couple years ago,
922
00:23:14.952 --> 00:23:15.072
but,
923
00:23:15.112 --> 00:23:15.332
like,
924
00:23:15.432 --> 00:23:18.353
one town just got invaded by crane flies.
925
00:23:18.453 --> 00:23:18.773
Like,
926
00:23:19.173 --> 00:23:21.354
they were everywhere.
927
00:23:21.514 --> 00:23:21.734
Like,
928
00:23:21.754 --> 00:23:22.654
that would have freaked me out.
929
00:23:22.970 --> 00:23:23.090
Well,
930
00:23:23.091 --> 00:23:25.131
it does say that there are no risk of health,
931
00:23:25.271 --> 00:23:26.232
no risk of damage,
932
00:23:26.272 --> 00:23:27.633
and a low nuisance risk.
933
00:23:27.773 --> 00:23:29.954
So maybe that's what it is.
934
00:23:29.955 --> 00:23:30.034
Yeah,
935
00:23:30.035 --> 00:23:31.355
but when you get 10,000 of them,
936
00:23:34.557 --> 00:23:36.558
it's like that other word that we can't say.
937
00:23:36.919 --> 00:23:38.500
If you got 10,000 of them around you,
938
00:23:40.101 --> 00:23:41.161
it's going to be a nuisance.
939
00:23:42.902 --> 00:23:43.063
Wow,
940
00:23:43.083 --> 00:23:43.623
that's scary.
941
00:23:45.404 --> 00:23:45.844
That's right.
942
00:23:45.864 --> 00:23:46.225
That's scary.
943
00:23:46.425 --> 00:23:48.166
You got 10,000 white people.
944
00:23:50.127 --> 00:23:50.528
Screw that.
945
00:23:50.568 --> 00:23:51.589
It's called Coachella.
946
00:23:52.249 --> 00:23:58.274
If you're dealing with a crane fight problem on your property,
947
00:23:59.575 --> 00:24:00.276
call these guys.
948
00:24:01.057 --> 00:24:03.139
Call Mr.
949
00:24:03.159 --> 00:24:03.539
Miyagi.
950
00:24:04.039 --> 00:24:04.460
There you go.
951
00:24:05.421 --> 00:24:06.922
Call Rural Perf and Surf.
952
00:24:10.325 --> 00:24:11.206
Y'all want a couple more?
953
00:24:11.486 --> 00:24:11.746
Sure.
954
00:24:11.766 --> 00:24:16.090
You want to tell me what your moniker would be?
955
00:24:17.282 --> 00:24:18.883
Whatever I said earlier is the truth.
956
00:24:18.943 --> 00:24:19.904
I can't think of what I said,
957
00:24:19.944 --> 00:24:23.466
but it was definitely that I said.
958
00:24:24.727 --> 00:24:26.708
There's dying alone and unloved man.
959
00:24:27.088 --> 00:24:27.388
Yeah,
960
00:24:27.408 --> 00:24:27.528
no,
961
00:24:27.529 --> 00:24:28.209
I'm not scared of that.
962
00:24:30.550 --> 00:24:31.250
Waiting on that.
963
00:24:33.572 --> 00:24:34.452
Nothing after death,
964
00:24:34.512 --> 00:24:34.852
man.
965
00:24:34.872 --> 00:24:36.333
Okay.
966
00:24:36.413 --> 00:24:39.695
Depressed man.
967
00:24:40.456 --> 00:24:41.596
Nutty putty cave man.
968
00:24:41.636 --> 00:24:42.957
I don't know what that means.
969
00:24:42.958 --> 00:24:42.997
Oh,
970
00:24:42.998 --> 00:24:44.278
you don't know what the nutty putty cave is?
971
00:24:44.830 --> 00:24:47.214
No.
972
00:24:47.295 --> 00:24:47.415
Oh,
973
00:24:47.416 --> 00:24:47.796
my God.
974
00:24:47.816 --> 00:24:48.537
Where are you at,
975
00:24:48.597 --> 00:24:48.737
bro?
976
00:24:49.438 --> 00:24:54.107
The Nutty Buddy Cave is the cave where that dude got stuck.
977
00:24:56.090 --> 00:24:56.811
I know you've seen the
978
00:24:57.272 --> 00:24:58.194
72 hours.
979
00:24:58.988 --> 00:24:59.108
No,
980
00:24:59.228 --> 00:24:59.349
no,
981
00:24:59.389 --> 00:24:59.509
no.
982
00:24:59.510 --> 00:25:00.549
He got stuck and died.
983
00:25:00.569 --> 00:25:01.550
He's still in the cave.
984
00:25:01.810 --> 00:25:02.631
He's still in the cave.
985
00:25:02.632 --> 00:25:02.711
Yeah,
986
00:25:02.712 --> 00:25:02.931
that's right.
987
00:25:02.932 --> 00:25:04.792
He was like going down and he couldn't.
988
00:25:04.793 --> 00:25:04.973
Oh,
989
00:25:04.974 --> 00:25:06.554
he got stuck upside down.
990
00:25:06.754 --> 00:25:09.876
Where they couldn't save him because he was too far in the cave and whatever.
991
00:25:10.216 --> 00:25:11.457
And he's still there to this day.
992
00:25:12.618 --> 00:25:13.018
That's right.
993
00:25:13.699 --> 00:25:14.800
That's who that is,
994
00:25:14.840 --> 00:25:15.100
Gary.
995
00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:17.782
But that's why my fat ass doesn't go in caves.
996
00:25:18.122 --> 00:25:18.242
No.
997
00:25:19.243 --> 00:25:20.464
Because why would I do that?
998
00:25:20.824 --> 00:25:20.964
Yeah,
999
00:25:21.084 --> 00:25:21.705
why would anyone do that,
1000
00:25:21.706 --> 00:25:21.825
man?
1001
00:25:21.845 --> 00:25:22.485
Even if I was skinny.
1002
00:25:23.066 --> 00:25:23.806
Why would I be there?
1003
00:25:23.826 --> 00:25:25.688
Why would I be there?
1004
00:25:25.689 --> 00:25:26.168
There's nothing in there.
1005
00:25:26.448 --> 00:25:28.149
There's nothing in there.
1006
00:25:28.189 --> 00:25:28.590
In rock.
1007
00:25:29.010 --> 00:25:29.250
You're like,
1008
00:25:29.270 --> 00:25:29.390
look,
1009
00:25:29.430 --> 00:25:31.051
I got this bar in rock.
1010
00:25:31.052 --> 00:25:33.273
I'm not going underground there for a minute.
1011
00:25:33.293 --> 00:25:35.695
I get freaked out when I go.
1012
00:25:35.715 --> 00:25:37.376
There's a few caves I would go in.
1013
00:25:38.176 --> 00:25:38.336
Now,
1014
00:25:38.597 --> 00:25:39.157
there are some.
1015
00:25:45.541 --> 00:25:46.942
You just took one of those,
1016
00:25:46.982 --> 00:25:47.263
Alan.
1017
00:25:47.323 --> 00:25:47.903
You're toast,
1018
00:25:47.963 --> 00:25:48.083
bro.
1019
00:25:49.204 --> 00:25:54.646
I got to get all the stalactites out of there.
1020
00:25:54.906 --> 00:25:58.568
Ain't nobody been in this cave for years,
1021
00:26:00.829 --> 00:26:02.250
You did hit the echo perfectly.
1022
00:26:02.251 --> 00:26:02.310
No,
1023
00:26:02.311 --> 00:26:02.390
no.
1024
00:26:02.391 --> 00:26:02.550
Yeah,
1025
00:26:02.551 --> 00:26:05.831
but that is,
1026
00:26:05.832 --> 00:26:06.691
that is pretty scary.
1027
00:26:06.711 --> 00:26:06.831
Yeah,
1028
00:26:06.832 --> 00:26:06.872
no,
1029
00:26:06.873 --> 00:26:06.912
no,
1030
00:26:06.913 --> 00:26:12.874
I'm not going to go in the cave.
1031
00:26:12.875 --> 00:26:16.456
I freak out when I go over to Chesapeake Bay Bridge and you got to go underwater.
1032
00:26:16.556 --> 00:26:17.356
That's what I was going to ask you.
1033
00:26:17.616 --> 00:26:17.736
So,
1034
00:26:17.916 --> 00:26:18.136
like,
1035
00:26:18.156 --> 00:26:19.397
there are mines that you can,
1036
00:26:20.858 --> 00:26:21.019
like,
1037
00:26:21.159 --> 00:26:22.940
take a tram down into.
1038
00:26:23.080 --> 00:26:23.240
Like,
1039
00:26:23.241 --> 00:26:23.821
in Pennsylvania.
1040
00:26:24.261 --> 00:26:24.561
Why?
1041
00:26:25.282 --> 00:26:25.462
Like,
1042
00:26:25.463 --> 00:26:26.122
so you can see them.
1043
00:26:26.123 --> 00:26:28.024
You can tour them and see the caves.
1044
00:26:28.084 --> 00:26:28.304
And it's,
1045
00:26:28.305 --> 00:26:28.444
like,
1046
00:26:28.445 --> 00:26:29.385
two miles down.
1047
00:26:29.685 --> 00:26:30.345
I'm not doing that.
1048
00:26:30.586 --> 00:26:31.706
How many people died in there?
1049
00:26:31.707 --> 00:26:33.047
That's the first question I'm asking.
1050
00:26:33.688 --> 00:26:33.868
Like,
1051
00:26:33.908 --> 00:26:34.809
how many people done died?
1052
00:26:34.810 --> 00:26:35.389
If it's one,
1053
00:26:35.449 --> 00:26:35.950
it's too many.
1054
00:26:36.250 --> 00:26:36.490
Yeah,
1055
00:26:37.711 --> 00:26:38.792
We did do a cave.
1056
00:26:38.872 --> 00:26:39.092
Like,
1057
00:26:39.132 --> 00:26:40.033
it was like a boat.
1058
00:26:40.253 --> 00:26:40.453
Like,
1059
00:26:40.473 --> 00:26:40.733
they had,
1060
00:26:40.753 --> 00:26:40.913
like,
1061
00:26:40.933 --> 00:26:42.114
a little river that went through it.
1062
00:26:42.434 --> 00:26:43.535
But it was just like.
1063
00:26:44.075 --> 00:26:44.616
It was a tunnel.
1064
00:26:45.893 --> 00:26:46.053
Yeah,
1065
00:26:46.054 --> 00:26:48.815
it was pretty much a tunnel,
1066
00:26:48.816 --> 00:26:48.875
man.
1067
00:26:48.876 --> 00:26:49.555
We weren't in there long.
1068
00:26:49.575 --> 00:26:52.017
You're talking about being two miles underground.
1069
00:26:52.137 --> 00:26:52.337
Yeah,
1070
00:26:52.417 --> 00:26:52.537
no.
1071
00:26:52.878 --> 00:26:54.879
And shit hits the pan.
1072
00:26:54.939 --> 00:26:56.440
I ain't doing that.
1073
00:26:56.520 --> 00:26:57.221
That is like.
1074
00:26:57.541 --> 00:26:58.141
I don't want to walk out.
1075
00:26:58.142 --> 00:27:02.865
I'm going to be a claustrophobia man because that would be my worst fear.
1076
00:27:04.446 --> 00:27:06.447
Like the mine cave is man-made.
1077
00:27:07.228 --> 00:27:10.890
We're talking about natural cave caves like that's a little bit different.
1078
00:27:11.031 --> 00:27:11.211
Yeah,
1079
00:27:11.212 --> 00:27:11.511
yeah.
1080
00:27:11.571 --> 00:27:12.452
That's way scarier.
1081
00:27:12.472 --> 00:27:12.852
Yeah.
1082
00:27:13.592 --> 00:27:13.712
No,
1083
00:27:13.992 --> 00:27:15.253
a natural cave would be,
1084
00:27:15.393 --> 00:27:15.854
I think,
1085
00:27:15.874 --> 00:27:17.795
would be more sturdier because like.
1086
00:27:18.035 --> 00:27:18.195
Well,
1087
00:27:18.196 --> 00:27:18.275
no,
1088
00:27:18.295 --> 00:27:19.256
because you don't know what's in there.
1089
00:27:19.257 --> 00:27:19.916
Over time,
1090
00:27:20.016 --> 00:27:20.677
over time,
1091
00:27:20.737 --> 00:27:21.937
like it did that to itself.
1092
00:27:21.938 --> 00:27:25.099
That's probably where the fucking pee hole thing lives.
1093
00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:27.441
The pee hole fish is all over those kind of caves.
1094
00:27:27.461 --> 00:27:27.621
Oh,
1095
00:27:27.622 --> 00:27:27.801
yeah,
1096
00:27:28.001 --> 00:27:28.201
yeah.
1097
00:27:28.281 --> 00:27:28.902
Pee hole fish,
1098
00:27:28.962 --> 00:27:29.102
man.
1099
00:27:29.103 --> 00:27:29.662
That's what it was.
1100
00:27:29.702 --> 00:27:30.383
That's what it was.
1101
00:27:30.483 --> 00:27:30.603
Yeah,
1102
00:27:30.743 --> 00:27:32.084
I remember because I was like,
1103
00:27:32.124 --> 00:27:33.425
what the fuck could be in those caves?
1104
00:27:33.665 --> 00:27:37.287
What's the scariest thing I could think of being in one of those caves is a pee hole fish.
1105
00:27:37.627 --> 00:27:38.628
It's the pee hole fish.
1106
00:27:38.868 --> 00:27:40.909
That's probably what the Nutty Putty guy was running from.
1107
00:27:40.910 --> 00:27:41.610
He was probably like,
1108
00:27:41.770 --> 00:27:43.351
there's a pee hole right by the door.
1109
00:27:43.751 --> 00:27:44.852
I got to go the other way.
1110
00:27:45.612 --> 00:27:47.393
And then he died.
1111
00:27:47.394 --> 00:27:48.294
He finally got it.
1112
00:27:48.295 --> 00:27:48.754
He's like,
1113
00:27:48.954 --> 00:27:49.195
well,
1114
00:27:49.215 --> 00:27:50.195
you can't move now,
1115
00:27:50.315 --> 00:27:50.555
buddy.
1116
00:27:50.575 --> 00:27:50.876
He's like,
1117
00:27:50.916 --> 00:27:51.216
got you,
1118
00:27:51.256 --> 00:27:51.516
bitch.
1119
00:27:52.517 --> 00:27:54.938
I'm going in your pee hole through your butthole.
1120
00:27:56.219 --> 00:27:57.460
We're going to do this the hard way.
1121
00:28:12.404 --> 00:28:13.424
Those are called
1122
00:28:14.425 --> 00:28:15.725
No, that's not what I looked up
1123
00:28:17.205 --> 00:28:17.686
Kandiru
1124
00:28:18.966 --> 00:28:23.427
Kandiru are the South American Catfish Parasitic
1125
00:28:24.527 --> 00:28:25.248
Niche
1126
00:28:26.668 --> 00:28:27.008
And yes,
1127
00:28:27.068 --> 00:28:28.349
they go right up your wang,
1128
00:28:28.389 --> 00:28:28.869
it says.
1129
00:28:29.410 --> 00:28:30.290
Don't pee in that water.
1130
00:28:30.630 --> 00:28:30.850
Nope,
1131
00:28:30.851 --> 00:28:31.851
and they're from South America,
1132
00:28:31.852 --> 00:28:32.811
and that's even scarier.
1133
00:28:33.012 --> 00:28:33.132
Yeah,
1134
00:28:33.133 --> 00:28:33.392
I told you.
1135
00:28:33.393 --> 00:28:34.472
Because they're in the same hemisphere.
1136
00:28:34.933 --> 00:28:35.233
Yeah,
1137
00:28:35.234 --> 00:28:35.653
I told you.
1138
00:28:36.013 --> 00:28:37.274
Just don't go swimming in the Amazon,
1139
00:28:37.275 --> 00:28:37.654
man.
1140
00:28:37.674 --> 00:28:39.135
I'm just going to not go swimming ever again.
1141
00:28:39.155 --> 00:28:40.096
There you go.
1142
00:28:40.097 --> 00:28:40.776
Maybe I'll never see them again.
1143
00:28:40.777 --> 00:28:41.396
Amazon is South America.
1144
00:28:41.436 --> 00:28:41.656
Yeah,
1145
00:28:41.657 --> 00:28:42.997
the Amazon is South America.
1146
00:28:42.998 --> 00:28:43.077
Sure.
1147
00:28:43.078 --> 00:28:43.958
The Amazon is not a river.
1148
00:28:44.438 --> 00:28:44.558
No.
1149
00:28:45.078 --> 00:28:45.358
Is it?
1150
00:28:45.439 --> 00:28:46.339
It's not?
1151
00:28:46.340 --> 00:28:46.459
No,
1152
00:28:46.519 --> 00:28:46.999
that's a forest.
1153
00:28:47.000 --> 00:28:47.219
It's a forest.
1154
00:28:47.760 --> 00:28:48.000
It's the
1155
00:28:48.760 --> 00:28:49.561
Amazon River.
1156
00:28:49.741 --> 00:28:50.261
There's a river.
1157
00:28:50.321 --> 00:28:50.621
Oh,
1158
00:28:50.781 --> 00:28:51.802
there is an Amazon River.
1159
00:28:51.822 --> 00:28:52.202
Okay.
1160
00:28:52.222 --> 00:28:52.422
Yeah,
1161
00:28:52.423 --> 00:28:53.523
there is an Amazon River.
1162
00:28:53.603 --> 00:28:53.863
Yeah,
1163
00:28:53.864 --> 00:28:54.724
the Amazon.
1164
00:28:54.725 --> 00:28:54.924
I don't know.
1165
00:28:54.925 --> 00:28:55.244
All right.
1166
00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:56.861
This would probably be mine,
1167
00:28:56.862 --> 00:28:57.101
though.
1168
00:28:57.102 --> 00:28:57.741
It'd be maggot,
1169
00:28:57.781 --> 00:28:58.041
man.
1170
00:28:58.222 --> 00:29:00.103
I can't stand fucking maggots.
1171
00:29:00.343 --> 00:29:01.403
And I'm not afraid of them.
1172
00:29:01.443 --> 00:29:02.664
I just think they're really gross.
1173
00:29:02.824 --> 00:29:04.145
You know what I think is gross about them?
1174
00:29:04.425 --> 00:29:05.786
That they have that little bubble in them.
1175
00:29:06.346 --> 00:29:07.226
Yeah.
1176
00:29:07.747 --> 00:29:07.887
Like,
1177
00:29:08.187 --> 00:29:09.408
you shouldn't have a bubble in you.
1178
00:29:09.988 --> 00:29:10.108
No.
1179
00:29:10.428 --> 00:29:12.169
And then sometimes you get the small ones,
1180
00:29:12.429 --> 00:29:14.490
but then sometimes there's the huge ones.
1181
00:29:14.550 --> 00:29:14.770
Like,
1182
00:29:14.771 --> 00:29:16.011
I don't want to talk about it.
1183
00:29:16.012 --> 00:29:16.191
Yuck.
1184
00:29:17.812 --> 00:29:18.112
Yuck.
1185
00:29:18.132 --> 00:29:20.614
Ugh.
1186
00:29:20.674 --> 00:29:21.174
That's gross.
1187
00:29:21.194 --> 00:29:22.014
I don't want to be there.
1188
00:29:22.015 --> 00:29:22.455
All right.
1189
00:29:22.456 --> 00:29:22.695
Alan,
1190
00:29:22.735 --> 00:29:23.555
who would you be?
1191
00:29:23.695 --> 00:29:25.016
I'm definitely Kandiru Man.
1192
00:29:29.004 --> 00:29:30.145
I'm not afraid of anything.
1193
00:29:30.185 --> 00:29:30.425
I mean,
1194
00:29:30.505 --> 00:29:32.648
everything that I've been afraid of has already happened,
1195
00:29:32.708 --> 00:29:32.828
so...
1196
00:29:33.008 --> 00:29:33.589
You're nothing,
1197
00:29:33.649 --> 00:29:33.949
man.
1198
00:29:35.091 --> 00:29:35.371
You're nothing,
1199
00:29:35.372 --> 00:29:35.451
man.
1200
00:29:35.471 --> 00:29:35.831
You're nothing,
1201
00:29:35.872 --> 00:29:36.252
man.
1202
00:29:39.335 --> 00:29:40.617
I was afraid of losing my parents,
1203
00:29:40.677 --> 00:29:41.057
I did.
1204
00:29:41.418 --> 00:29:42.639
I was afraid of losing my brother,
1205
00:29:42.699 --> 00:29:43.120
I did.
1206
00:29:43.520 --> 00:29:44.942
I was afraid of having a heart attack,
1207
00:29:45.022 --> 00:29:45.723
I had one.
1208
00:29:45.903 --> 00:29:46.464
I'll nail it.
1209
00:29:49.524 --> 00:29:49.764
There you go.
1210
00:29:49.765 --> 00:29:52.784
The only thing Alan's got left to be afraid of is shaving,
1211
00:29:52.824 --> 00:29:53.945
losing his fucking goatee.
1212
00:29:53.946 --> 00:29:54.985
Yeah,
1213
00:29:54.986 --> 00:29:55.365
that's right,
1214
00:29:55.366 --> 00:29:56.625
because I got a bald spot,
1215
00:29:56.645 --> 00:29:57.246
so I'm losing my hair.
1216
00:29:57.247 --> 00:29:57.366
Oh,
1217
00:29:57.367 --> 00:29:57.426
no.
1218
00:29:57.427 --> 00:29:57.726
There you go.
1219
00:29:57.746 --> 00:30:00.286
Losing my hair,
1220
00:30:00.506 --> 00:30:00.767
man.
1221
00:30:01.107 --> 00:30:02.327
He's forgetting to hit record,
1222
00:30:02.387 --> 00:30:02.667
man.
1223
00:30:04.147 --> 00:30:04.327
Yeah,
1224
00:30:04.328 --> 00:30:04.588
that's right.
1225
00:30:05.048 --> 00:30:05.748
Forgetting to make,
1226
00:30:06.208 --> 00:30:06.488
forget,
1227
00:30:06.568 --> 00:30:06.928
actually,
1228
00:30:07.268 --> 00:30:08.909
I'm afraid of getting Parker pissed,
1229
00:30:09.009 --> 00:30:09.329
man.
1230
00:30:10.029 --> 00:30:11.529
I've seen him all the time.
1231
00:30:11.549 --> 00:30:13.330
I've seen him mad.
1232
00:30:13.331 --> 00:30:14.210
That happens all the time.
1233
00:30:14.211 --> 00:30:15.050
You should have seen me yesterday.
1234
00:30:15.051 --> 00:30:15.691
Hey,
1235
00:30:16.031 --> 00:30:17.351
I think I found your next wife.
1236
00:30:18.331 --> 00:30:18.611
Parker.
1237
00:30:18.992 --> 00:30:19.152
Oh,
1238
00:30:19.212 --> 00:30:19.412
really?
1239
00:30:19.852 --> 00:30:20.032
Yeah,
1240
00:30:20.033 --> 00:30:20.772
it's Magga girl.
1241
00:30:21.713 --> 00:30:21.833
Oh,
1242
00:30:21.933 --> 00:30:22.093
yeah.
1243
00:30:22.193 --> 00:30:22.413
You know,
1244
00:30:22.414 --> 00:30:22.913
I'm into that.
1245
00:30:24.754 --> 00:30:25.614
Can't wait for that.
1246
00:30:26.395 --> 00:30:27.235
She's afraid of Magga.
1247
00:30:29.076 --> 00:30:29.196
Oh,
1248
00:30:29.256 --> 00:30:29.696
my gosh.
1249
00:30:29.716 --> 00:30:29.836
No,
1250
00:30:29.916 --> 00:30:30.296
thank you.
1251
00:30:32.357 --> 00:30:32.477
No?
1252
00:30:32.478 --> 00:30:32.617
Okay.
1253
00:30:32.618 --> 00:30:32.657
No,
1254
00:30:32.658 --> 00:30:32.817
well,
1255
00:30:32.818 --> 00:30:32.977
wait.
1256
00:30:33.097 --> 00:30:33.718
Afraid of her?
1257
00:30:33.818 --> 00:30:33.938
No,
1258
00:30:34.098 --> 00:30:34.898
I'm not afraid of them.
1259
00:30:35.899 --> 00:30:37.539
I want to give them a big hug.
1260
00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:40.461
In a mean way.
1261
00:30:42.882 --> 00:30:43.542
Not like a hug.
1262
00:30:43.862 --> 00:30:45.343
Like you give a hug to a friend.
1263
00:30:45.763 --> 00:30:46.103
You're right.
1264
00:30:46.104 --> 00:30:46.223
No.
1265
00:30:46.423 --> 00:30:47.463
A hug like you're like,
1266
00:30:49.584 --> 00:30:49.704
hmm,
1267
00:30:49.705 --> 00:30:49.924
hug.
1268
00:30:49.925 --> 00:30:50.044
Like,
1269
00:30:51.465 --> 00:30:51.585
urgh.
1270
00:30:52.205 --> 00:30:52.945
You want to give him a,
1271
00:30:54.186 --> 00:30:54.766
I want to give him.
1272
00:30:55.246 --> 00:30:55.546
What's the,
1273
00:30:55.587 --> 00:30:57.146
I want to show him the love of Jesus.
1274
00:30:57.587 --> 00:30:58.167
The villain.
1275
00:30:58.607 --> 00:31:01.228
Jesus just happens to be a very mean Latino guy.
1276
00:31:05.009 --> 00:31:05.669
I can't think of his name.
1277
00:31:05.670 --> 00:31:05.789
Fine.
1278
00:31:06.850 --> 00:31:09.630
The bad guy on Daredevil.
1279
00:31:09.631 --> 00:31:09.731
Oh,
1280
00:31:09.751 --> 00:31:10.071
Kingpin.
1281
00:31:10.531 --> 00:31:10.971
Kingpin.
1282
00:31:11.631 --> 00:31:11.771
Yeah,
1283
00:31:11.772 --> 00:31:12.131
he won't give up.
1284
00:31:12.132 --> 00:31:12.892
Vincent D'Onofrio,
1285
00:31:12.932 --> 00:31:13.752
yes.
1286
00:31:13.753 --> 00:31:14.512
Did you say Kingpin or Pinkpin?
1287
00:31:14.513 --> 00:31:15.713
I like to think of myself as a
1288
00:31:16.053 --> 00:31:17.054
Vincent D'Onofrio.
1289
00:31:17.055 --> 00:31:17.214
He said,
1290
00:31:17.215 --> 00:31:17.354
Pinkpin.
1291
00:31:17.355 --> 00:31:17.674
Pinkpin.
1292
00:31:17.675 --> 00:31:18.834
Pinkpin.
1293
00:31:18.854 --> 00:31:22.236
That's the Chinese Kingpin.
1294
00:31:22.237 --> 00:31:24.817
Oh.
1295
00:31:24.818 --> 00:31:25.197
It's not me,
1296
00:31:25.437 --> 00:31:26.198
Pinkpin.
1297
00:31:27.278 --> 00:31:31.240
I crushed you.
1298
00:31:31.480 --> 00:31:31.640
Oh,
1299
00:31:31.641 --> 00:31:33.081
I run the New York City.
1300
00:31:37.282 --> 00:31:37.543
Or wait,
1301
00:31:37.563 --> 00:31:38.103
it is New York,
1302
00:31:38.123 --> 00:31:38.343
right?
1303
00:31:39.752 --> 00:31:40.852
He's in from Hell's Kitchen,
1304
00:31:40.872 --> 00:31:41.052
right?
1305
00:31:41.272 --> 00:31:41.553
Yeah,
1306
00:31:41.633 --> 00:31:43.213
who wants a Hell's Kitchen?
1307
00:31:44.534 --> 00:31:45.655
You want to come to Hell's Kitchen?
1308
00:31:45.935 --> 00:31:46.655
You're talking to me.
1309
00:31:49.637 --> 00:31:50.377
I'm not scared of
1310
00:31:50.758 --> 00:31:51.638
Red, Red Bull.
1311
00:31:52.158 --> 00:31:52.278
Hey,
1312
00:31:52.418 --> 00:31:52.719
Red
1313
00:31:55.620 --> 00:31:57.401
Bull. Red Bull wasn't scared of Ringpin.
1314
00:31:57.402 --> 00:32:00.343
That was Scooby.
1315
00:32:00.383 --> 00:32:01.523
That was Scooby-Doo.
1316
00:32:02.204 --> 00:32:05.445
Red Bull.
1317
00:32:05.446 --> 00:32:05.606
Run,
1318
00:32:05.706 --> 00:32:05.866
run,
1319
00:32:05.966 --> 00:32:06.286
Raggy.
1320
00:32:07.106 --> 00:32:07.707
Red Bull.
1321
00:32:08.307 --> 00:32:09.588
Did you watch the new season?
1322
00:32:09.869 --> 00:32:12.912
Did you watch the new Rararo?
1323
00:32:12.992 --> 00:32:19.879
Rararo?
1324
00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:22.301
We're having Rye Rice.
1325
00:32:22.582 --> 00:32:25.385
Rye Rice.
1326
00:32:25.465 --> 00:32:25.765
Rye
1327
00:32:26.766 --> 00:32:27.106
Rice. Rye
1328
00:32:27.687 --> 00:32:28.027
Rice.
1329
00:32:29.849 --> 00:32:30.230
Rye Rice.
1330
00:32:30.290 --> 00:32:30.810
Rye Rice.
1331
00:32:30.811 --> 00:32:31.251
Rye Rice.
1332
00:32:33.997 --> 00:32:34.757
We are not going to.
1333
00:32:35.177 --> 00:32:35.438
All right,
1334
00:32:35.458 --> 00:32:37.199
let's take a break before we get any more races.
1335
00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:39.240
We're going to get canceled.
1336
00:32:39.280 --> 00:32:40.721
We've already been canceled.
1337
00:32:40.741 --> 00:32:41.962
Because nobody listens.
1338
00:32:41.963 --> 00:32:43.443
You can't be canceled if you're not making money.
1339
00:32:43.444 --> 00:32:44.564
If you're not making money.
1340
00:32:46.045 --> 00:32:47.226
We never wanted to make money.
1341
00:32:47.386 --> 00:32:47.506
No.
1342
00:32:47.566 --> 00:32:48.086
Thank God.
1343
00:32:48.627 --> 00:32:49.647
We wanted to do this.
1344
00:32:50.388 --> 00:32:51.468
Free forever.
1345
00:32:54.470 --> 00:32:54.591
We,
1346
00:32:54.831 --> 00:32:55.331
like the U.S.
1347
00:32:55.371 --> 00:32:55.711
government,
1348
00:32:55.751 --> 00:32:56.972
want to operate at a loss.
1349
00:32:57.593 --> 00:33:00.575
We want to operate at a loss.
1350
00:33:01.819 --> 00:33:02.260
All right.
1351
00:33:02.261 --> 00:33:03.040
We're going to take a break.
1352
00:33:03.461 --> 00:33:04.242
We'll be back.
1353
00:33:04.442 --> 00:33:06.464
We're going to make a $250
1354
00:33:07.926 --> 00:33:10.668
VLC book with Matt's face on it.
1355
00:33:11.129 --> 00:33:11.289
Yeah,
1356
00:33:11.290 --> 00:33:12.931
it's going to be a $200 Patreon thing.
1357
00:33:12.932 --> 00:33:14.372
And what you get is a picture of my face.
1358
00:33:14.993 --> 00:33:16.194
Very angry face,
1359
00:33:16.274 --> 00:33:17.916
mind you.
1360
00:33:17.996 --> 00:33:18.437
Fake money.
1361
00:33:18.438 --> 00:33:20.739
I'll give you my duet.
1362
00:33:21.460 --> 00:33:21.600
Well,
1363
00:33:21.601 --> 00:33:23.121
they can get a restaurant.
1364
00:33:23.942 --> 00:33:24.363
That's true.
1365
00:33:25.019 --> 00:33:26.641
booking and a picture.
1366
00:33:26.661 --> 00:33:26.981
That's right.
1367
00:33:26.982 --> 00:33:28.782
I'll give you $250.
1368
00:33:28.783 --> 00:33:29.743
You pay $250,
1369
00:33:29.763 --> 00:33:31.765
I'll give you $200 worth of restaurant.com.
1370
00:33:31.805 --> 00:33:32.866
There you go.
1371
00:33:33.066 --> 00:33:35.768
Which I may own at this point having spent $200.
1372
00:33:36.929 --> 00:33:37.170
All right.
1373
00:33:37.171 --> 00:33:38.531
We're going to take a quick break.
1374
00:33:38.671 --> 00:33:42.454
We'll be back with more of the Rack Recon Collective Broadcast.
1375
00:33:42.534 --> 00:33:43.035
Okay.
1376
00:33:43.255 --> 00:33:48.039
The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
1377
00:34:25.237 --> 00:34:27.499
Welcome back to Blackling's Electric Podcast,
1378
00:34:27.539 --> 00:34:28.620
episode number 240.
1379
00:34:28.621 --> 00:34:30.642
We're pushing through a lot of topics to talk about.
1380
00:34:30.942 --> 00:34:31.683
We got stuff to talk about.
1381
00:34:31.983 --> 00:34:32.704
I watched a movie,
1382
00:34:32.744 --> 00:34:33.024
Fred.
1383
00:34:33.224 --> 00:34:34.365
I watched a movie called
1384
00:34:34.705 --> 00:34:35.406
Ladies First,
1385
00:34:35.726 --> 00:34:36.146
starring
1386
00:34:36.487 --> 00:34:38.588
Borat's own Shasha Baron Cohen.
1387
00:34:39.009 --> 00:34:39.449
Guess what?
1388
00:34:39.769 --> 00:34:40.710
It fucking sucked.
1389
00:34:40.730 --> 00:34:41.491
Dicks.
1390
00:34:41.964 --> 00:34:42.004
Oh,
1391
00:34:42.005 --> 00:34:44.546
that's the one that he becomes a woman?
1392
00:34:44.547 --> 00:34:44.666
Yeah,
1393
00:34:44.667 --> 00:34:45.406
he runs into a light pole.
1394
00:34:45.647 --> 00:34:47.288
He's transferred from,
1395
00:34:47.468 --> 00:34:47.868
he's like,
1396
00:34:48.028 --> 00:34:48.749
he's a ladies'
1397
00:34:48.789 --> 00:34:51.471
man bachelor in the advertising game or whatever.
1398
00:34:51.891 --> 00:34:52.772
And he's like,
1399
00:34:52.892 --> 00:34:53.052
oh,
1400
00:34:54.573 --> 00:34:55.153
I don't like,
1401
00:34:55.334 --> 00:34:57.095
I treat women like objects and shit.
1402
00:34:57.795 --> 00:35:01.258
And then he like hits a pole with his head.
1403
00:35:01.938 --> 00:35:03.519
He like runs into a street pole,
1404
00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:06.061
which is like a random street pole right in front of their building,
1405
00:35:06.081 --> 00:35:07.642
which doesn't make any sense because there's no street.
1406
00:35:08.483 --> 00:35:09.704
And there's not.
1407
00:35:10.028 --> 00:35:10.708
And why would it only,
1408
00:35:10.768 --> 00:35:12.149
it only has one direction on it.
1409
00:35:12.150 --> 00:35:14.050
It says King Street one way.
1410
00:35:14.710 --> 00:35:17.812
It doesn't make any sense.
1411
00:35:17.932 --> 00:35:19.272
Nobody asks those questions.
1412
00:35:19.452 --> 00:35:20.973
If you don't know you're on King Street,
1413
00:35:21.513 --> 00:35:22.514
why do you sign it?
1414
00:35:22.515 --> 00:35:25.615
We put a sign right in the middle of it in front of a fucking skyscraper.
1415
00:35:26.075 --> 00:35:26.755
It only points,
1416
00:35:26.996 --> 00:35:28.316
King Street only goes one way.
1417
00:35:30.337 --> 00:35:31.257
Motherfuckers.
1418
00:35:31.258 --> 00:35:31.898
It's not a cross section,
1419
00:35:31.899 --> 00:35:32.758
it's not a cross street.
1420
00:35:32.858 --> 00:35:32.978
No,
1421
00:35:33.498 --> 00:35:33.619
no.
1422
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:34.879
It's none of those.
1423
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:36.620
He's got to pay for that divorce somewhat.
1424
00:35:38.164 --> 00:35:39.865
He's going to have to do the legalistic.
1425
00:35:39.866 --> 00:35:41.165
But this doesn't make a lot of sense.
1426
00:35:41.745 --> 00:35:41.865
Yeah.
1427
00:35:42.406 --> 00:35:42.986
You got a divorce?
1428
00:35:42.987 --> 00:35:43.786
I didn't know that.
1429
00:35:43.787 --> 00:35:44.106
I don't know.
1430
00:35:44.726 --> 00:35:46.447
Why do you think he's making shitty movies now?
1431
00:35:46.448 --> 00:35:46.567
Right.
1432
00:35:46.647 --> 00:35:47.487
That's what they do,
1433
00:35:47.488 --> 00:35:47.747
don't they?
1434
00:35:48.407 --> 00:35:48.527
Yeah,
1435
00:35:48.528 --> 00:35:49.068
you got to do it.
1436
00:35:49.108 --> 00:35:50.068
You got to pay the settlement.
1437
00:35:50.608 --> 00:35:50.728
So,
1438
00:35:51.468 --> 00:35:51.588
no.
1439
00:35:51.728 --> 00:35:52.369
So he's like,
1440
00:35:52.449 --> 00:35:53.469
oh,
1441
00:35:53.509 --> 00:35:57.890
he wakes up in a world where women are the dominant sex over men.
1442
00:35:58.530 --> 00:35:59.211
Women are men.
1443
00:35:59.671 --> 00:36:00.471
Where women are,
1444
00:36:00.531 --> 00:36:00.651
yeah.
1445
00:36:00.691 --> 00:36:00.811
Well,
1446
00:36:00.812 --> 00:36:01.171
they act.
1447
00:36:01.631 --> 00:36:02.312
They act like men.
1448
00:36:02.512 --> 00:36:03.412
They act mannish.
1449
00:36:04.108 --> 00:36:04.248
Yeah,
1450
00:36:04.268 --> 00:36:07.010
and that's kind of the entirety of the rest of the movie.
1451
00:36:07.050 --> 00:36:08.291
Right.
1452
00:36:08.311 --> 00:36:10.512
He finds one other dude there who's like,
1453
00:36:10.772 --> 00:36:12.813
I'm from the other world too,
1454
00:36:13.034 --> 00:36:14.214
and America,
1455
00:36:14.414 --> 00:36:16.736
and we're men or men.
1456
00:36:17.116 --> 00:36:17.856
Patriarchy.
1457
00:36:18.197 --> 00:36:18.357
Yeah,
1458
00:36:18.358 --> 00:36:18.717
and he's like,
1459
00:36:18.718 --> 00:36:21.158
you gotta change something,
1460
00:36:21.178 --> 00:36:21.499
man.
1461
00:36:21.500 --> 00:36:23.060
You gotta change stuff.
1462
00:36:23.860 --> 00:36:25.201
You gotta make something happen.
1463
00:36:25.281 --> 00:36:26.542
You'll go back to the other world.
1464
00:36:26.922 --> 00:36:28.203
It's like what women want.
1465
00:36:28.563 --> 00:36:28.683
The
1466
00:36:29.243 --> 00:36:30.084
McConaughey movie.
1467
00:36:30.436 --> 00:36:31.357
Probably a little bit.
1468
00:36:31.377 --> 00:36:31.717
I don't know.
1469
00:36:31.718 --> 00:36:32.817
I don't think I've ever seen that vehicle.
1470
00:36:33.638 --> 00:36:34.678
Was that Mel Gibson?
1471
00:36:36.379 --> 00:36:37.360
It was Mel Gibson.
1472
00:36:37.780 --> 00:36:37.980
Yeah,
1473
00:36:38.100 --> 00:36:39.581
where he could hear the women's voices.
1474
00:36:39.661 --> 00:36:39.781
Yeah.
1475
00:36:39.941 --> 00:36:40.061
Oh,
1476
00:36:40.121 --> 00:36:40.262
yeah,
1477
00:36:40.282 --> 00:36:40.402
yeah,
1478
00:36:40.403 --> 00:36:40.522
yeah.
1479
00:36:40.523 --> 00:36:42.023
I do remember that.
1480
00:36:42.043 --> 00:36:42.723
That makes more sense.
1481
00:36:43.023 --> 00:36:43.143
No,
1482
00:36:45.044 --> 00:36:45.925
it wasn't like that.
1483
00:36:46.905 --> 00:36:56.851
It was like if you took a boring-ass movie for men and just put women in the movie instead.
1484
00:36:56.852 --> 00:36:58.592
If you gave women dick.
1485
00:36:59.388 --> 00:36:59.548
Well,
1486
00:36:59.728 --> 00:36:59.969
yeah,
1487
00:36:59.969 --> 00:37:03.951
pretty much because they're like women are wearing like pantsuits and stuff,
1488
00:37:03.971 --> 00:37:04.491
which that's cool.
1489
00:37:04.672 --> 00:37:05.431
I don't have a problem with that.
1490
00:37:05.732 --> 00:37:06.472
I don't have a problem.
1491
00:37:06.632 --> 00:37:07.572
Let me understand this.
1492
00:37:07.873 --> 00:37:12.096
I don't have any problem with women equality and shit.
1493
00:37:12.115 --> 00:37:12.255
Like,
1494
00:37:12.256 --> 00:37:13.616
I don't give a fuck about any of that shit.
1495
00:37:13.936 --> 00:37:16.697
What I do have a problem with is making a shitty movie about it.
1496
00:37:17.578 --> 00:37:17.698
So,
1497
00:37:18.699 --> 00:37:18.940
I mean,
1498
00:37:19.399 --> 00:37:19.960
it's not okay.
1499
00:37:20.379 --> 00:37:21.940
So the whole thing is like,
1500
00:37:22.300 --> 00:37:22.501
oh,
1501
00:37:23.201 --> 00:37:23.321
oh,
1502
00:37:23.461 --> 00:37:25.123
Roy or whatever his fucking name is.
1503
00:37:25.302 --> 00:37:25.602
Roy.
1504
00:37:25.742 --> 00:37:28.884
You can't just walk in here because you're a broke.
1505
00:37:29.004 --> 00:37:29.284
bitch.
1506
00:37:29.884 --> 00:37:31.705
And then like they're like,
1507
00:37:31.706 --> 00:37:31.825
oh,
1508
00:37:31.826 --> 00:37:33.905
I'm eating a steak and you have to eat a salad,
1509
00:37:33.965 --> 00:37:34.946
Sacha Baron Cohen.
1510
00:37:35.606 --> 00:37:36.466
You're a woman.
1511
00:37:37.586 --> 00:37:43.628
And then they like he like is in a meeting and he's trying to talk and they're like ignoring him because they're like,
1512
00:37:43.688 --> 00:37:44.128
ah,
1513
00:37:44.148 --> 00:37:44.988
you're a woman now.
1514
00:37:45.329 --> 00:37:46.189
You're a woman.
1515
00:37:46.269 --> 00:37:46.649
And like,
1516
00:37:46.650 --> 00:37:47.069
yeah,
1517
00:37:47.070 --> 00:37:47.209
like,
1518
00:37:47.929 --> 00:37:49.290
ha ha you're lesser than us now.
1519
00:37:50.230 --> 00:37:51.890
He went from the dictator to that.
1520
00:37:52.471 --> 00:37:52.831
Yeah,
1521
00:37:52.832 --> 00:37:53.531
yeah.
1522
00:37:53.532 --> 00:37:55.031
I would rather watch the dictator.
1523
00:37:55.271 --> 00:37:57.772
He went from the dictator to the tater dick.
1524
00:37:58.352 --> 00:38:00.833
I would have rather just seen that one scene in The Dictator
1525
00:38:01.473 --> 00:38:02.414
You know what I'm talking about
1526
00:38:02.894 --> 00:38:09.357
Over and over and over for two hours The thing where he's like flying Through the air
1527
00:38:11.538 --> 00:38:15.159
That lady opens the curtain And he was like
1528
00:38:16.300 --> 00:38:17.100
That's comedy
1529
00:38:17.860 --> 00:38:18.821
Yeah that's comedy
1530
00:38:19.421 --> 00:38:20.882
But yeah no so overall
1531
00:38:21.622 --> 00:38:25.203
I fell asleep most of the way through I'm going to be honest
1532
00:38:26.124 --> 00:38:26.804
After like
1533
00:38:27.064 --> 00:38:31.047
17 jokes in a row of like women and men are different.
1534
00:38:32.208 --> 00:38:33.429
I lost it and I went to sleep.
1535
00:38:33.469 --> 00:38:34.289
And when I woke up,
1536
00:38:34.650 --> 00:38:40.874
it was the end and he had returned to the world of the men with a new appreciation for women.
1537
00:38:41.134 --> 00:38:41.875
Of course he did.
1538
00:38:42.255 --> 00:38:43.036
Yeah.
1539
00:38:43.936 --> 00:38:44.176
Right.
1540
00:38:44.296 --> 00:38:50.681
And then it was over and I was like now the better ending would have been he got back to the world and been extra hard.
1541
00:38:50.981 --> 00:38:51.101
Yeah.
1542
00:38:51.201 --> 00:38:51.502
Like no.
1543
00:38:52.402 --> 00:38:52.722
Bitches.
1544
00:38:53.103 --> 00:38:54.444
I've seen what you do to me.
1545
00:38:56.846 --> 00:38:57.425
Or better yet
1546
00:38:58.446 --> 00:39:01.167
He went to another place that the women were harder Than they are now
1547
00:39:01.548 --> 00:39:05.471
Kind of like the Mark Wahlberg Planet of the Apes
1548
00:39:06.110 --> 00:39:10.492
You know It was the monkeys that evolved more
1549
00:39:13.494 --> 00:39:14.955
Yeah Not going back home Wahlberg
1550
00:39:15.435 --> 00:39:16.916
No, never coming back
1551
00:39:20.198 --> 00:39:21.038
Three out of ten
1552
00:39:22.359 --> 00:39:24.520
I decided it was so Not good you
1553
00:39:25.748 --> 00:39:26.910
That when I woke up,
1554
00:39:26.990 --> 00:39:27.471
I was like,
1555
00:39:27.491 --> 00:39:28.312
should I finish this?
1556
00:39:28.352 --> 00:39:29.173
Should I go back?
1557
00:39:30.075 --> 00:39:31.457
And I got through more than half of it.
1558
00:39:31.458 --> 00:39:33.820
I got through like two thirds of it.
1559
00:39:34.001 --> 00:39:34.281
Right.
1560
00:39:35.423 --> 00:39:35.844
And I was like,
1561
00:39:35.864 --> 00:39:36.765
should I go back and watch?
1562
00:39:36.785 --> 00:39:37.166
And I was like,
1563
00:39:37.167 --> 00:39:37.506
you know what?
1564
00:39:37.766 --> 00:39:38.468
I don't think I am.
1565
00:39:39.008 --> 00:39:40.871
So maybe I just missed the funniest parts.
1566
00:39:40.872 --> 00:39:41.152
There you go.
1567
00:39:41.700 --> 00:39:41.840
Well,
1568
00:39:43.141 --> 00:39:45.342
I watched a pretty good documentary.
1569
00:39:46.282 --> 00:39:46.562
Yeah?
1570
00:39:47.122 --> 00:39:47.282
Yeah.
1571
00:39:47.283 --> 00:39:48.923
It's called The Crash.
1572
00:39:48.983 --> 00:39:49.423
It's new.
1573
00:39:50.244 --> 00:39:50.604
It's out.
1574
00:39:50.904 --> 00:39:51.904
It's on Netflix.
1575
00:39:51.984 --> 00:39:52.425
It's new.
1576
00:39:52.485 --> 00:39:54.185
It's about...
1577
00:39:55.526 --> 00:39:55.646
Oh,
1578
00:39:55.647 --> 00:39:56.586
it's one about those kids,
1579
00:39:56.646 --> 00:39:56.826
right?
1580
00:39:56.867 --> 00:39:57.887
About those kids,
1581
00:39:57.907 --> 00:39:58.387
yeah.
1582
00:39:58.527 --> 00:39:59.047
In the car.
1583
00:39:59.368 --> 00:40:01.048
You know what I say about that,
1584
00:40:01.168 --> 00:40:01.328
Fred?
1585
00:40:01.670 --> 00:40:02.389
Fuck them kids.
1586
00:40:03.349 --> 00:40:03.589
Oh,
1587
00:40:03.729 --> 00:40:03.850
no,
1588
00:40:04.250 --> 00:40:05.170
I don't even know what happened.
1589
00:40:05.171 --> 00:40:06.010
So I probably...
1590
00:40:06.011 --> 00:40:09.172
So pretty much what happened was they...
1591
00:40:10.088 --> 00:40:10.808
When it started out,
1592
00:40:10.828 --> 00:40:13.810
they portrayed this girl as like a sweet,
1593
00:40:14.250 --> 00:40:14.550
you know,
1594
00:40:14.911 --> 00:40:15.491
kind,
1595
00:40:15.571 --> 00:40:16.171
you know what I'm saying,
1596
00:40:16.231 --> 00:40:18.333
young lady who was dating this guy.
1597
00:40:19.093 --> 00:40:21.054
And he was,
1598
00:40:21.094 --> 00:40:23.735
he made a lot of money on like crypto.
1599
00:40:24.596 --> 00:40:25.697
So like he was kind of,
1600
00:40:26.177 --> 00:40:26.437
you know,
1601
00:40:26.477 --> 00:40:27.558
he was spoiling her,
1602
00:40:28.018 --> 00:40:28.598
you know what I'm saying,
1603
00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:30.499
treating her like a princess and all that shit.
1604
00:40:31.620 --> 00:40:33.101
His friend moved in with him.
1605
00:40:33.781 --> 00:40:36.823
And one night they were leaving a party.
1606
00:40:36.883 --> 00:40:39.104
They left a party at like five in the morning.
1607
00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:48.486
and the fucking car was doing 90 on the straightaway and comes to a T and crashes into this building.
1608
00:40:48.947 --> 00:40:50.147
Both the boys died.
1609
00:40:50.388 --> 00:40:50.948
She lived.
1610
00:40:52.269 --> 00:40:53.250
So everybody was like,
1611
00:40:53.330 --> 00:40:53.510
oh,
1612
00:40:53.670 --> 00:40:54.671
bless her heart.
1613
00:40:54.691 --> 00:40:54.991
You know,
1614
00:40:55.711 --> 00:40:56.932
she lost her boyfriend.
1615
00:40:56.933 --> 00:40:56.992
Oh,
1616
00:40:56.993 --> 00:40:57.653
she killed them both,
1617
00:40:57.673 --> 00:40:57.993
didn't she?
1618
00:40:58.313 --> 00:40:59.254
She killed them both,
1619
00:40:59.294 --> 00:40:59.414
bro.
1620
00:40:59.634 --> 00:40:59.994
Like,
1621
00:41:00.034 --> 00:41:03.557
they got her ass for fucking murder.
1622
00:41:03.558 --> 00:41:04.738
Don't worry.
1623
00:41:04.739 --> 00:41:05.478
You know what I'm saying?
1624
00:41:05.598 --> 00:41:06.999
They got her ass for murder.
1625
00:41:07.240 --> 00:41:07.460
Like,
1626
00:41:07.461 --> 00:41:07.700
because...
1627
00:41:08.016 --> 00:41:09.737
And the way they got her was like,
1628
00:41:10.117 --> 00:41:10.557
they were like,
1629
00:41:10.617 --> 00:41:10.897
okay,
1630
00:41:11.037 --> 00:41:11.237
well,
1631
00:41:11.238 --> 00:41:12.177
you know,
1632
00:41:12.217 --> 00:41:13.438
what drugs were you on,
1633
00:41:13.458 --> 00:41:13.718
you know?
1634
00:41:14.198 --> 00:41:14.378
Right.
1635
00:41:14.418 --> 00:41:16.658
And she had weed in her body,
1636
00:41:17.018 --> 00:41:17.919
no alcohol,
1637
00:41:18.659 --> 00:41:22.180
and no mushrooms,
1638
00:41:22.300 --> 00:41:23.020
no psychedelic.
1639
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:24.681
Okay.
1640
00:41:24.682 --> 00:41:26.661
And then they had somebody test the car,
1641
00:41:27.201 --> 00:41:27.901
and they were like,
1642
00:41:27.941 --> 00:41:28.342
nah,
1643
00:41:28.422 --> 00:41:30.342
that car was pedal to the metal,
1644
00:41:30.882 --> 00:41:31.502
full down.
1645
00:41:31.522 --> 00:41:32.483
There was no brakes.
1646
00:41:32.563 --> 00:41:33.463
There was nothing.
1647
00:41:33.763 --> 00:41:33.883
Okay.
1648
00:41:33.884 --> 00:41:33.983
So,
1649
00:41:33.984 --> 00:41:34.243
yeah.
1650
00:41:34.263 --> 00:41:34.583
Yeah.
1651
00:41:36.324 --> 00:41:37.064
And they were like.
1652
00:41:37.620 --> 00:41:38.360
Was she driving?
1653
00:41:38.820 --> 00:41:39.000
Yeah,
1654
00:41:39.060 --> 00:41:39.741
she was driving.
1655
00:41:39.742 --> 00:41:40.361
She was driving.
1656
00:41:40.401 --> 00:41:40.521
Oh,
1657
00:41:40.522 --> 00:41:40.881
wow.
1658
00:41:40.882 --> 00:41:41.101
Yeah,
1659
00:41:41.102 --> 00:41:42.301
she was driving.
1660
00:41:42.401 --> 00:41:43.021
And like
1661
00:41:44.162 --> 00:41:47.043
90 miles an hour going into a fucking brick wall,
1662
00:41:47.123 --> 00:41:47.303
bro.
1663
00:41:47.483 --> 00:41:47.823
Like.
1664
00:41:48.223 --> 00:41:48.643
That's crazy.
1665
00:41:48.703 --> 00:41:49.183
Good for her.
1666
00:41:49.263 --> 00:41:49.443
Like,
1667
00:41:50.563 --> 00:41:50.804
you know,
1668
00:41:50.864 --> 00:41:54.184
I kind of feel like if you have the balls to do that.
1669
00:41:54.585 --> 00:41:55.585
Right.
1670
00:41:55.605 --> 00:41:55.725
Yeah.
1671
00:41:55.726 --> 00:41:56.945
You got to take the murder charges.
1672
00:41:56.946 --> 00:41:57.085
I mean,
1673
00:41:57.086 --> 00:41:58.346
you got to do that.
1674
00:41:58.866 --> 00:42:00.026
But at the same time,
1675
00:42:00.046 --> 00:42:02.367
there should be like a separate part of the trial where they're like,
1676
00:42:02.807 --> 00:42:03.887
that was pretty badass.
1677
00:42:05.447 --> 00:42:05.708
Like,
1678
00:42:05.848 --> 00:42:07.268
I'm not saying you should do that.
1679
00:42:07.608 --> 00:42:09.649
I'm saying she probably meant to kill herself,
1680
00:42:09.729 --> 00:42:09.929
too,
1681
00:42:10.029 --> 00:42:11.510
because what it was,
1682
00:42:11.790 --> 00:42:13.530
her boyfriend was going to break up with her.
1683
00:42:13.971 --> 00:42:15.611
He was going to leave her and she was one of them.
1684
00:42:15.751 --> 00:42:15.911
Oh,
1685
00:42:15.971 --> 00:42:16.932
you're not going to leave me.
1686
00:42:17.432 --> 00:42:22.334
Not if I have anything to say about it.
1687
00:42:22.335 --> 00:42:22.814
And and yeah,
1688
00:42:22.815 --> 00:42:23.715
the kid in the back,
1689
00:42:25.355 --> 00:42:26.116
the black kid,
1690
00:42:26.496 --> 00:42:27.556
he was just like,
1691
00:42:27.656 --> 00:42:28.457
come on.
1692
00:42:28.458 --> 00:42:29.757
He was an innocent bystander,
1693
00:42:29.758 --> 00:42:29.857
dude.
1694
00:42:29.858 --> 00:42:31.638
He was hanging out.
1695
00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:32.538
He was just hanging out,
1696
00:42:32.578 --> 00:42:32.838
man.
1697
00:42:33.238 --> 00:42:36.920
I'm surprised the cops didn't blame it on him.
1698
00:42:38.945 --> 00:42:39.065
Yeah.
1699
00:42:39.066 --> 00:42:40.325
He's in the backseat.
1700
00:42:40.326 --> 00:42:41.066
We know he did it.
1701
00:42:41.186 --> 00:42:43.587
He reached down there and explained how he did it,
1702
00:42:43.707 --> 00:42:43.947
lady.
1703
00:42:45.547 --> 00:42:46.748
But she's like,
1704
00:42:47.588 --> 00:42:50.329
she swears that she doesn't remember what happened.
1705
00:42:50.910 --> 00:42:56.372
There's a gap in between because they've got like they got the car.
1706
00:42:56.492 --> 00:42:56.652
Yeah,
1707
00:42:56.672 --> 00:42:57.812
they got the car coming.
1708
00:42:58.073 --> 00:42:58.273
Yeah.
1709
00:42:59.213 --> 00:43:02.574
She takes a right onto the road that they crashed on.
1710
00:43:02.575 --> 00:43:03.715
I bet she didn't use her turn signal.
1711
00:43:05.015 --> 00:43:06.056
It's a great turn.
1712
00:43:06.057 --> 00:43:06.376
And like...
1713
00:43:06.820 --> 00:43:07.561
It was a calm turn.
1714
00:43:07.562 --> 00:43:08.021
It wasn't fast.
1715
00:43:08.022 --> 00:43:10.062
Yeah.
1716
00:43:10.063 --> 00:43:11.824
And she got halfway down that road,
1717
00:43:11.964 --> 00:43:12.744
and that's when the,
1718
00:43:13.365 --> 00:43:13.625
you know,
1719
00:43:14.225 --> 00:43:15.226
it hit the gas.
1720
00:43:15.227 --> 00:43:15.306
Yeah.
1721
00:43:15.307 --> 00:43:17.367
They probably were having a conversation or something,
1722
00:43:17.368 --> 00:43:18.368
and he was probably like,
1723
00:43:18.369 --> 00:43:19.229
I'm going to leave you.
1724
00:43:19.809 --> 00:43:20.169
Right.
1725
00:43:20.170 --> 00:43:21.330
As soon as we unpack your shit.
1726
00:43:21.370 --> 00:43:21.810
And she's like,
1727
00:43:21.811 --> 00:43:22.351
I'll show you.
1728
00:43:23.492 --> 00:43:23.732
And then,
1729
00:43:23.733 --> 00:43:23.992
you know,
1730
00:43:24.072 --> 00:43:24.853
kids nowadays,
1731
00:43:24.893 --> 00:43:26.153
they put everything on the internet.
1732
00:43:26.554 --> 00:43:26.694
Oh,
1733
00:43:26.695 --> 00:43:26.874
yeah.
1734
00:43:27.054 --> 00:43:27.234
Yeah.
1735
00:43:27.235 --> 00:43:27.354
So,
1736
00:43:27.414 --> 00:43:27.715
like,
1737
00:43:27.855 --> 00:43:29.156
everything on the internet,
1738
00:43:29.336 --> 00:43:29.796
like,
1739
00:43:30.757 --> 00:43:30.957
oh,
1740
00:43:31.717 --> 00:43:31.997
man.
1741
00:43:33.178 --> 00:43:33.639
It's rough,
1742
00:43:33.699 --> 00:43:33.879
but,
1743
00:43:33.939 --> 00:43:34.179
like,
1744
00:43:34.180 --> 00:43:34.899
it was really good.
1745
00:43:35.020 --> 00:43:35.560
It was really good.
1746
00:43:36.436 --> 00:43:36.556
Yeah.
1747
00:43:36.557 --> 00:43:36.676
Well,
1748
00:43:36.696 --> 00:43:36.896
good.
1749
00:43:36.956 --> 00:43:38.677
She still professes her innocence.
1750
00:43:38.877 --> 00:43:39.317
She got,
1751
00:43:41.038 --> 00:43:42.499
I think she got 30 years.
1752
00:43:43.219 --> 00:43:43.339
Well,
1753
00:43:43.340 --> 00:43:43.859
that's pretty good.
1754
00:43:44.240 --> 00:43:45.160
30 years to life.
1755
00:43:45.680 --> 00:43:46.400
You know what I'm saying?
1756
00:43:46.561 --> 00:43:48.341
How does that work?
1757
00:43:49.842 --> 00:43:50.702
I think she has to do
1758
00:43:51.202 --> 00:43:54.484
30 years before she gets up for parole.
1759
00:43:54.704 --> 00:43:54.904
Okay,
1760
00:43:54.924 --> 00:43:56.505
but that is no guarantee that she's going to get out.
1761
00:43:56.506 --> 00:43:56.605
Right,
1762
00:43:56.606 --> 00:43:57.545
it's no guarantee.
1763
00:43:57.665 --> 00:43:57.945
Yeah,
1764
00:43:58.025 --> 00:43:58.185
yeah.
1765
00:43:58.806 --> 00:43:59.346
And I'm telling you,
1766
00:43:59.347 --> 00:44:00.426
she's a pretty chick,
1767
00:44:00.486 --> 00:44:00.646
too.
1768
00:44:00.767 --> 00:44:01.007
Like,
1769
00:44:01.187 --> 00:44:01.667
I mean.
1770
00:44:02.367 --> 00:44:02.487
Well,
1771
00:44:02.488 --> 00:44:03.948
the movie version of her or?
1772
00:44:04.604 --> 00:44:04.724
No,
1773
00:44:04.824 --> 00:44:05.724
this was a documentary.
1774
00:44:05.865 --> 00:44:05.985
So,
1775
00:44:06.125 --> 00:44:06.425
like,
1776
00:44:07.265 --> 00:44:07.985
everything was,
1777
00:44:08.206 --> 00:44:08.546
like,
1778
00:44:08.566 --> 00:44:08.806
you know,
1779
00:44:09.126 --> 00:44:09.726
officer.
1780
00:44:10.887 --> 00:44:12.807
It was either coming off the internet or,
1781
00:44:13.048 --> 00:44:13.288
you know,
1782
00:44:13.408 --> 00:44:15.128
courtroom video or,
1783
00:44:15.308 --> 00:44:15.589
you know.
1784
00:44:15.689 --> 00:44:15.949
Okay.
1785
00:44:16.609 --> 00:44:17.589
Body cam footage.
1786
00:44:17.649 --> 00:44:17.769
Oh,
1787
00:44:17.830 --> 00:44:18.870
I remember seeing that girl.
1788
00:44:18.871 --> 00:44:18.970
Yeah.
1789
00:44:18.971 --> 00:44:19.070
Yeah.
1790
00:44:19.071 --> 00:44:20.731
All right.
1791
00:44:20.771 --> 00:44:21.811
100 miles an hour.
1792
00:44:21.891 --> 00:44:22.091
Shit.
1793
00:44:22.092 --> 00:44:23.432
All right.
1794
00:44:23.433 --> 00:44:23.592
Yeah,
1795
00:44:23.652 --> 00:44:24.052
she was,
1796
00:44:24.332 --> 00:44:24.712
I mean,
1797
00:44:24.792 --> 00:44:25.593
pedal to the metal,
1798
00:44:25.633 --> 00:44:25.753
bro.
1799
00:44:25.833 --> 00:44:26.333
Yeah,
1800
00:44:26.453 --> 00:44:26.653
dude.
1801
00:44:27.273 --> 00:44:27.534
Balls.
1802
00:44:27.535 --> 00:44:28.034
And they said,
1803
00:44:28.094 --> 00:44:28.314
like,
1804
00:44:29.814 --> 00:44:31.615
they could tell that the car was going,
1805
00:44:31.675 --> 00:44:31.955
like,
1806
00:44:32.956 --> 00:44:33.196
from.
1807
00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:37.916
Drive to like neutral to like going back to drive
1808
00:44:38.279 --> 00:44:40.100
So evidently somebody was trying to.
1809
00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:40.440
Oh,
1810
00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:41.521
they were trying to like stop it.
1811
00:44:41.522 --> 00:44:41.861
Yeah.
1812
00:44:41.881 --> 00:44:42.702
Stop the car.
1813
00:44:42.782 --> 00:44:43.543
You know what I'm saying?
1814
00:44:43.683 --> 00:44:43.883
Like,
1815
00:44:43.923 --> 00:44:44.083
yeah,
1816
00:44:44.563 --> 00:44:44.803
man.
1817
00:44:44.804 --> 00:44:45.264
What was her name?
1818
00:44:45.284 --> 00:44:46.385
Mackenzie or something?
1819
00:44:46.645 --> 00:44:46.805
Yeah,
1820
00:44:46.825 --> 00:44:47.265
I think so.
1821
00:44:47.645 --> 00:44:48.526
Something like that sucks,
1822
00:44:48.566 --> 00:44:48.686
man.
1823
00:44:48.687 --> 00:44:49.006
Because,
1824
00:44:49.007 --> 00:44:49.266
you know,
1825
00:44:49.267 --> 00:44:50.787
the last sounds like their life,
1826
00:44:50.888 --> 00:44:51.128
you know,
1827
00:44:51.129 --> 00:44:53.329
like the guy in the back is like,
1828
00:44:53.369 --> 00:44:53.509
oh,
1829
00:44:53.910 --> 00:44:54.170
shit.
1830
00:44:54.610 --> 00:44:54.950
Yeah.
1831
00:44:54.951 --> 00:44:55.150
Like,
1832
00:44:55.151 --> 00:44:56.091
what the fuck?
1833
00:44:56.092 --> 00:44:56.391
He was like,
1834
00:44:56.411 --> 00:44:57.412
they're going to pay this on me.
1835
00:45:00.674 --> 00:45:00.814
Yeah.
1836
00:45:00.994 --> 00:45:01.995
It's crazy,
1837
00:45:02.055 --> 00:45:02.255
man.
1838
00:45:02.256 --> 00:45:02.856
That's crazy.
1839
00:45:02.857 --> 00:45:02.976
Yeah.
1840
00:45:02.996 --> 00:45:04.597
Yeah.
1841
00:45:04.997 --> 00:45:06.418
His sister is funny.
1842
00:45:06.698 --> 00:45:07.639
His sister looked...
1843
00:45:07.839 --> 00:45:08.099
like
1844
00:45:09.620 --> 00:45:10.960
Dustin from Stranger Things.
1845
00:45:11.380 --> 00:45:11.520
Oh,
1846
00:45:11.660 --> 00:45:11.900
okay.
1847
00:45:12.060 --> 00:45:12.260
Well,
1848
00:45:12.540 --> 00:45:14.281
you know,
1849
00:45:14.321 --> 00:45:15.541
she's like a little mixed girl,
1850
00:45:15.661 --> 00:45:17.782
but she looks just like Dustin from Stranger Things.
1851
00:45:17.822 --> 00:45:17.942
Well,
1852
00:45:17.943 --> 00:45:18.162
you know.
1853
00:45:18.822 --> 00:45:19.422
He's got a look.
1854
00:45:19.602 --> 00:45:19.982
That's for sure.
1855
00:45:19.983 --> 00:45:20.082
Yeah,
1856
00:45:20.083 --> 00:45:20.503
he does.
1857
00:45:20.743 --> 00:45:21.843
He does.
1858
00:45:21.844 --> 00:45:21.983
Well,
1859
00:45:22.023 --> 00:45:22.303
great.
1860
00:45:22.343 --> 00:45:22.943
That's good stuff.
1861
00:45:22.963 --> 00:45:23.083
Well,
1862
00:45:23.103 --> 00:45:23.383
Fred,
1863
00:45:24.204 --> 00:45:25.624
tell me more about celebrities,
1864
00:45:25.664 --> 00:45:25.964
would you?
1865
00:45:26.784 --> 00:45:27.344
Celebrities?
1866
00:45:27.705 --> 00:45:30.265
Would you like to know about celebrity sports?
1867
00:45:30.805 --> 00:45:30.985
Yeah,
1868
00:45:31.166 --> 00:45:33.406
I would like to know about celebrity sports.
1869
00:45:35.607 --> 00:45:35.787
Eh,
1870
00:45:38.768 --> 00:45:42.810
Alan is not in this game at all.
1871
00:45:42.811 --> 00:45:44.071
This should be Alan's biggest fear.
1872
00:45:44.291 --> 00:45:44.751
Sports
1873
00:45:46.993 --> 00:45:49.034
You missed the timing on your own version of it.
1874
00:45:49.474 --> 00:45:49.594
No,
1875
00:45:49.874 --> 00:45:50.174
I mean,
1876
00:45:50.175 --> 00:45:51.395
I hit the button and everything.
1877
00:45:51.396 --> 00:45:51.675
You hit nothing.
1878
00:45:51.676 --> 00:45:53.336
You hit nothing
1879
00:45:53.796 --> 00:45:54.977
You hit nothing
1880
00:46:04.122 --> 00:46:05.183
I don't know.
1881
00:46:05.184 --> 00:46:05.543
Sports
1882
00:46:06.023 --> 00:46:06.223
Wait,
1883
00:46:06.383 --> 00:46:06.804
sports.
1884
00:46:06.904 --> 00:46:08.125
That was way shorter than normal.
1885
00:46:09.105 --> 00:46:09.225
No,
1886
00:46:09.226 --> 00:46:10.226
it wasn't.
1887
00:46:10.266 --> 00:46:10.526
Okay,
1888
00:46:10.586 --> 00:46:11.007
well still,
1889
00:46:11.167 --> 00:46:12.067
tell me about sports,
1890
00:46:12.087 --> 00:46:12.388
Fred.
1891
00:46:12.768 --> 00:46:12.888
So,
1892
00:46:13.128 --> 00:46:15.870
there was a fight this weekend.
1893
00:46:15.890 --> 00:46:16.550
Or last week.
1894
00:46:19.833 --> 00:46:20.113
Better.
1895
00:46:20.133 --> 00:46:24.436
Sports.
1896
00:46:24.456 --> 00:46:24.736
Sports.
1897
00:46:26.977 --> 00:46:27.097
So,
1898
00:46:27.318 --> 00:46:29.859
there was a fight this weekend.
1899
00:46:29.919 --> 00:46:30.740
I'm not going to do it.
1900
00:46:31.641 --> 00:46:32.301
I was waiting on it.
1901
00:46:32.302 --> 00:46:33.182
I was excited for it.
1902
00:46:34.402 --> 00:46:35.003
Out in...
1903
00:46:35.759 --> 00:46:38.581
fabulous Las Vegas.
1904
00:46:38.582 --> 00:46:38.641
Oh,
1905
00:46:38.642 --> 00:46:39.402
fabulous Las Vegas.
1906
00:46:39.822 --> 00:46:44.545
Where you can stay seven months from now if you fill out the fucking P-form that I have to do.
1907
00:46:44.546 --> 00:46:46.467
For only $29.95.
1908
00:46:46.468 --> 00:46:47.007
$29.
1909
00:46:47.027 --> 00:46:47.727
Check or money order,
1910
00:46:47.767 --> 00:46:48.088
please.
1911
00:46:48.228 --> 00:46:49.128
Check or money order,
1912
00:46:49.168 --> 00:46:49.589
please.
1913
00:46:50.629 --> 00:46:53.451
The fight was promoted by popular streamer
1914
00:46:53.912 --> 00:46:54.492
Aiden Roth.
1915
00:46:54.992 --> 00:46:55.113
Oh,
1916
00:46:55.153 --> 00:46:57.714
I'm not that popular because I don't know who he is.
1917
00:46:59.496 --> 00:47:01.277
Is he like a right-wing guy?
1918
00:47:01.537 --> 00:47:01.997
I think he is.
1919
00:47:02.137 --> 00:47:02.257
No,
1920
00:47:02.618 --> 00:47:03.158
this is a play.
1921
00:47:03.298 --> 00:47:03.538
Okay.
1922
00:47:03.999 --> 00:47:04.319
Well,
1923
00:47:04.719 --> 00:47:09.283
Not saying because he's black,
1924
00:47:09.284 --> 00:47:09.883
he can't be white ring,
1925
00:47:09.884 --> 00:47:09.943
but...
1926
00:47:09.944 --> 00:47:10.504
I know who that guy is.
1927
00:47:11.265 --> 00:47:11.865
He's not black.
1928
00:47:11.866 --> 00:47:12.746
He's a right ringer.
1929
00:47:13.246 --> 00:47:15.969
He's a right ringer.
1930
00:47:16.869 --> 00:47:17.990
But the fight...
1931
00:47:17.991 --> 00:47:19.011
I don't think that he's black.
1932
00:47:20.072 --> 00:47:20.192
Oh,
1933
00:47:20.212 --> 00:47:20.632
he's black.
1934
00:47:23.495 --> 00:47:23.755
Okay,
1935
00:47:23.775 --> 00:47:25.416
he's very white to me.
1936
00:47:26.718 --> 00:47:27.398
He looks pretty white.
1937
00:47:28.259 --> 00:47:28.819
What's his name?
1938
00:47:29.700 --> 00:47:30.301
Aiden Ross.
1939
00:47:30.561 --> 00:47:31.361
A-D-I-N
1940
00:47:31.702 --> 00:47:32.823
R-O-S-S.
1941
00:47:34.503 --> 00:47:34.623
Here,
1942
00:47:34.624 --> 00:47:35.283
let me put him up.
1943
00:47:35.363 --> 00:47:37.264
I'll put him up here so the listeners at home.
1944
00:47:38.385 --> 00:47:39.105
I thought he was white.
1945
00:47:39.106 --> 00:47:39.285
I mean,
1946
00:47:39.325 --> 00:47:40.005
maybe he isn't.
1947
00:47:40.085 --> 00:47:40.446
I don't know,
1948
00:47:40.506 --> 00:47:40.666
dude.
1949
00:47:40.667 --> 00:47:42.186
Who am I to judge what people are?
1950
00:47:44.607 --> 00:47:46.268
He just looks not very.
1951
00:47:46.688 --> 00:47:48.989
The guy I saw in the ring,
1952
00:47:49.770 --> 00:47:51.831
like the ring guy.
1953
00:47:51.832 --> 00:47:52.451
Was he this guy?
1954
00:47:52.791 --> 00:47:52.911
No,
1955
00:47:53.051 --> 00:47:53.551
this guy.
1956
00:47:53.972 --> 00:47:56.413
That guy there is black.
1957
00:47:56.414 --> 00:47:56.793
Correct.
1958
00:47:56.893 --> 00:47:57.753
The guy holding the.
1959
00:47:57.913 --> 00:47:59.434
That's Rick Ross.
1960
00:47:59.914 --> 00:48:00.154
Right.
1961
00:48:00.234 --> 00:48:00.895
The other Ross.
1962
00:48:00.915 --> 00:48:01.715
Maybe it was Rick Ross.
1963
00:48:02.035 --> 00:48:02.415
Maybe.
1964
00:48:02.416 --> 00:48:02.975
I'm just saying,
1965
00:48:02.976 --> 00:48:03.415
dude,
1966
00:48:03.416 --> 00:48:04.036
this guy to me.
1967
00:48:05.596 --> 00:48:05.736
Nah,
1968
00:48:05.737 --> 00:48:06.656
he looks more like
1969
00:48:06.996 --> 00:48:07.897
Hindu or something.
1970
00:48:07.977 --> 00:48:08.437
Not Hindu,
1971
00:48:08.537 --> 00:48:08.917
but like.
1972
00:48:09.497 --> 00:48:09.697
Right,
1973
00:48:09.737 --> 00:48:10.617
maybe Middle Eastern.
1974
00:48:10.977 --> 00:48:11.238
Yeah,
1975
00:48:11.239 --> 00:48:12.818
you know how they be passing.
1976
00:48:12.838 --> 00:48:13.038
Right.
1977
00:48:14.318 --> 00:48:14.438
So,
1978
00:48:16.139 --> 00:48:17.859
the fight featured,
1979
00:48:19.080 --> 00:48:21.000
you might know this guy,
1980
00:48:21.500 --> 00:48:21.760
Ray J.
1981
00:48:22.241 --> 00:48:23.501
Ray J from,
1982
00:48:23.601 --> 00:48:25.001
what's his headphone brand that he has?
1983
00:48:25.002 --> 00:48:27.222
I don't know that.
1984
00:48:27.223 --> 00:48:28.202
I know him from the video.
1985
00:48:29.243 --> 00:48:29.743
Or is that Jay?
1986
00:48:30.083 --> 00:48:30.203
No,
1987
00:48:30.243 --> 00:48:30.623
that's Ray J.
1988
00:48:31.047 --> 00:48:32.188
I know him from the Kardashian.
1989
00:48:32.189 --> 00:48:32.528
From the Kim K.
1990
00:48:32.529 --> 00:48:32.628
Yeah.
1991
00:48:32.629 --> 00:48:32.708
Yeah.
1992
00:48:32.709 --> 00:48:34.790
Yeah,
1993
00:48:34.850 --> 00:48:35.691
he's from the Kardashian.
1994
00:48:35.871 --> 00:48:36.872
He's Brandy's brother.
1995
00:48:37.392 --> 00:48:37.632
Yeah,
1996
00:48:37.812 --> 00:48:38.153
I know.
1997
00:48:38.173 --> 00:48:38.653
Yeah,
1998
00:48:39.033 --> 00:48:39.854
he's Brandy's brother.
1999
00:48:39.874 --> 00:48:40.595
That's how I know him.
2000
00:48:40.635 --> 00:48:42.156
I know him that he's Brandy's brother.
2001
00:48:42.556 --> 00:48:43.016
Raycon.
2002
00:48:43.137 --> 00:48:44.478
No.
2003
00:48:44.678 --> 00:48:45.218
Raycon.
2004
00:48:45.959 --> 00:48:46.459
I knew it.
2005
00:48:46.519 --> 00:48:49.461
Ray J is the co-founder of the consumer audio brand Raycon.
2006
00:48:49.882 --> 00:48:50.022
Oh,
2007
00:48:50.182 --> 00:48:50.622
Raycon.
2008
00:48:50.802 --> 00:48:51.003
Oh.
2009
00:48:51.723 --> 00:48:52.124
Yeah,
2010
00:48:52.125 --> 00:48:53.545
they have wireless earbuds,
2011
00:48:54.005 --> 00:48:55.186
bone conduction headphones,
2012
00:48:55.206 --> 00:48:56.407
and over-the-ear headphones.
2013
00:48:59.729 --> 00:49:01.730
They are designed to compete with Yeah
2014
00:49:03.831 --> 00:49:04.431
But I want to know,
2015
00:49:04.451 --> 00:49:06.532
we know Ray is the first to have Who's the con?
2016
00:49:07.373 --> 00:49:08.533
That's what it is,
2017
00:49:10.435 --> 00:49:13.716
the con Yeah,
2018
00:49:14.517 --> 00:49:15.097
who's the con?
2019
00:49:15.098 --> 00:49:15.277
Us Okay,
2020
00:49:15.297 --> 00:49:16.478
so Ray J decided
2021
00:49:16.818 --> 00:49:17.999
With his little skinny ass
2022
00:49:18.579 --> 00:49:21.821
No, he's fat Oh yeah,
2023
00:49:21.822 --> 00:49:23.902
Ray J I thought he was
2024
00:49:24.282 --> 00:49:25.803
I haven't seen him in a while He was
2025
00:49:26.143 --> 00:49:31.089
He fought a celebrity boxing match versus him and
2026
00:49:31.589 --> 00:49:33.772
Super Hot Fire.
2027
00:49:34.072 --> 00:49:34.352
Now,
2028
00:49:34.612 --> 00:49:36.715
you may remember Super Hot Fire.
2029
00:49:37.152 --> 00:49:39.174
He's the guy from the meme.
2030
00:49:41.035 --> 00:49:41.195
Yeah.
2031
00:49:42.236 --> 00:49:42.657
That's the,
2032
00:49:42.897 --> 00:49:43.197
he's the,
2033
00:49:43.377 --> 00:49:44.718
he's the.
2034
00:49:44.738 --> 00:49:44.858
Oh,
2035
00:49:44.878 --> 00:49:45.079
yeah,
2036
00:49:45.219 --> 00:49:46.179
he's on channel now.
2037
00:49:46.180 --> 00:49:46.300
Yeah,
2038
00:49:46.320 --> 00:49:46.940
he's a little fat,
2039
00:49:47.000 --> 00:49:47.641
too.
2040
00:49:47.642 --> 00:49:47.761
So,
2041
00:49:48.361 --> 00:49:52.785
but it was him versus my man,
2042
00:49:53.225 --> 00:49:53.966
Super High Fire.
2043
00:49:54.226 --> 00:49:55.207
Yeah.
2044
00:49:55.227 --> 00:49:55.587
Ray J,
2045
00:49:56.548 --> 00:49:58.309
in the words of Chris Tucker,
2046
00:49:59.310 --> 00:50:01.232
you got knocked the fuck out.
2047
00:50:01.832 --> 00:50:02.473
Dude,
2048
00:50:02.593 --> 00:50:03.814
did you see that knockout?
2049
00:50:03.834 --> 00:50:07.336
The way his head went and his eyes looked and everything.
2050
00:50:07.337 --> 00:50:07.836
He was like,
2051
00:50:08.697 --> 00:50:08.937
yeah.
2052
00:50:09.498 --> 00:50:15.201
He was like.
2053
00:50:15.202 --> 00:50:16.062
He couldn't believe it.
2054
00:50:17.383 --> 00:50:20.605
But the controversy comes after the fight.
2055
00:50:21.866 --> 00:50:22.627
Okay.
2056
00:50:22.727 --> 00:50:23.487
After the fight,
2057
00:50:24.008 --> 00:50:24.268
you know,
2058
00:50:24.288 --> 00:50:25.689
they do the post-round interview.
2059
00:50:26.309 --> 00:50:26.509
Yeah.
2060
00:50:27.090 --> 00:50:27.550
And
2061
00:50:28.551 --> 00:50:30.452
Ray J is upset.
2062
00:50:30.612 --> 00:50:46.765
my man Super Hot Fire he's telling him man we just took an L tonight he's like we just took an L tonight what did you do he said I don't want to say a lot because I don't want to get nobody in trouble he's like but we just took it
2063
00:50:46.766 --> 00:50:59.736
it was a dive bro it's always a dive all these fucking celebrity boxing matches are bullshit it is it really is every one of them this polymarket fucking bullshit man you can bet on this shit now you
2064
00:51:02.117 --> 00:51:03.537
It's all set up
2065
00:51:04.097 --> 00:51:05.218
It's all set up
2066
00:51:06.238 --> 00:51:07.098
We know that
2067
00:51:08.078 --> 00:51:09.719
Just like the week before
2068
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:11.959
Ronda Rousey Versus
2069
00:51:13.860 --> 00:51:15.961
That shit was so quick
2070
00:51:16.681 --> 00:51:18.261
Who won?
2071
00:51:19.161 --> 00:51:20.802
Ronda Rousey
2072
00:51:21.562 --> 00:51:23.683
17 seconds It was a Tyson fight Yeah Like
2073
00:51:24.083 --> 00:51:26.143
Thank you.
2074
00:51:28.944 --> 00:51:29.985
She got her on the ground,
2075
00:51:30.025 --> 00:51:31.025
put her in an arm bar,
2076
00:51:31.205 --> 00:51:32.746
and that was it.
2077
00:51:32.786 --> 00:51:33.706
It was over,
2078
00:51:33.726 --> 00:51:34.267
you know what I mean?
2079
00:51:34.387 --> 00:51:35.267
She's been roused.
2080
00:51:35.947 --> 00:51:39.929
And now she's saying she won't fight anymore because she wants to have more babies.
2081
00:51:40.630 --> 00:51:41.650
Sure.
2082
00:51:41.850 --> 00:51:42.911
Make the babies fight.
2083
00:51:45.692 --> 00:51:45.892
Yeah.
2084
00:51:45.893 --> 00:51:46.773
I don't know what the problem is,
2085
00:51:47.213 --> 00:51:47.333
man.
2086
00:51:47.334 --> 00:51:48.213
I watch babies fight.
2087
00:51:48.313 --> 00:51:48.833
You put them in.
2088
00:51:49.634 --> 00:51:51.535
You fucking what?
2089
00:51:52.415 --> 00:51:53.296
You bet on that shit,
2090
00:51:53.316 --> 00:51:53.516
too.
2091
00:51:54.500 --> 00:51:56.481
Pow You know how babies be smacking each other.
2092
00:51:56.501 --> 00:51:58.202
Mark Harley Jarvis versus
2093
00:51:59.142 --> 00:52:00.923
Dinky Boo Baby New.
2094
00:52:01.023 --> 00:52:01.243
Oh no,
2095
00:52:01.343 --> 00:52:02.724
Biggie Boo's a shitty viper.
2096
00:52:02.725 --> 00:52:03.204
Fuck you,
2097
00:52:03.304 --> 00:52:04.245
Harley Jarvis.
2098
00:52:07.406 --> 00:52:07.546
Yeah,
2099
00:52:07.606 --> 00:52:10.287
but the fights before her fight were good.
2100
00:52:10.808 --> 00:52:11.128
Yes.
2101
00:52:11.508 --> 00:52:12.808
Yeah,
2102
00:52:12.828 --> 00:52:14.489
the Nate Diaz fight was good.
2103
00:52:14.490 --> 00:52:14.569
God,
2104
00:52:14.570 --> 00:52:15.850
that dude was leaking.
2105
00:52:15.851 --> 00:52:18.591
Did you see all the blood coming out of that dude?
2106
00:52:18.871 --> 00:52:19.231
He has got,
2107
00:52:19.251 --> 00:52:19.852
what do you call it,
2108
00:52:19.853 --> 00:52:20.592
a free bleeder?
2109
00:52:23.677 --> 00:52:25.078
He has always been like that.
2110
00:52:25.238 --> 00:52:27.278
He's a fucking bleeder,
2111
00:52:27.338 --> 00:52:27.499
bro.
2112
00:52:27.619 --> 00:52:28.939
He bleeds for what he likes.
2113
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:31.160
Look at that shit was bloody.
2114
00:52:31.780 --> 00:52:32.160
There you go.
2115
00:52:32.180 --> 00:52:32.420
But,
2116
00:52:32.481 --> 00:52:32.841
like,
2117
00:52:33.301 --> 00:52:33.521
yeah.
2118
00:52:33.681 --> 00:52:33.861
But,
2119
00:52:34.121 --> 00:52:34.341
yeah,
2120
00:52:35.182 --> 00:52:35.902
it was crazy.
2121
00:52:36.022 --> 00:52:36.262
Like,
2122
00:52:36.322 --> 00:52:38.603
Ray J got his ass knocked the fuck out.
2123
00:52:40.824 --> 00:52:41.524
And like I said,
2124
00:52:41.844 --> 00:52:44.625
maybe Super Hot Fire knew the fix was in.
2125
00:52:45.106 --> 00:52:45.346
Right.
2126
00:52:46.546 --> 00:52:47.827
And bet on himself.
2127
00:52:48.167 --> 00:52:48.447
Right.
2128
00:52:48.847 --> 00:52:50.768
And made way more money.
2129
00:52:51.856 --> 00:52:51.996
Well,
2130
00:52:52.677 --> 00:52:53.958
I think the fix was there,
2131
00:52:54.038 --> 00:52:54.658
but I don't think
2132
00:52:55.239 --> 00:52:58.661
Super Hot Fire realized how weak what's-his-face was.
2133
00:52:59.762 --> 00:53:01.963
I don't think he realized how weak he was because he really didn't.
2134
00:53:01.964 --> 00:53:02.063
Well,
2135
00:53:02.064 --> 00:53:03.865
Super Hot Fire was raised on the streets.
2136
00:53:04.225 --> 00:53:04.605
Yeah,
2137
00:53:04.606 --> 00:53:04.685
yeah,
2138
00:53:04.686 --> 00:53:04.765
yeah.
2139
00:53:04.766 --> 00:53:05.306
Super Hot Fire.
2140
00:53:05.307 --> 00:53:07.007
I mean,
2141
00:53:07.008 --> 00:53:07.908
he hit them good,
2142
00:53:08.028 --> 00:53:08.708
but it wasn't.
2143
00:53:08.828 --> 00:53:10.129
There are streets to college.
2144
00:53:10.469 --> 00:53:11.370
There's one in the movie,
2145
00:53:11.410 --> 00:53:11.610
Fred,
2146
00:53:11.611 --> 00:53:12.491
that just goes one way.
2147
00:53:13.431 --> 00:53:16.474
But he didn't seem to hit them like.
2148
00:53:16.854 --> 00:53:17.935
He caught them with that cross,
2149
00:53:18.015 --> 00:53:18.135
bro.
2150
00:53:18.255 --> 00:53:19.436
That's all he caught them with,
2151
00:53:19.437 --> 00:53:19.836
that damn.
2152
00:53:20.216 --> 00:53:21.037
That's all it takes,
2153
00:53:21.057 --> 00:53:21.277
man.
2154
00:53:21.497 --> 00:53:22.138
Yeah,
2155
00:53:22.139 --> 00:53:22.858
right in the temple.
2156
00:53:23.419 --> 00:53:24.660
Especially if you soft.
2157
00:53:25.020 --> 00:53:25.500
You know what I mean?
2158
00:53:25.540 --> 00:53:25.740
Yeah,
2159
00:53:25.821 --> 00:53:25.941
yeah.
2160
00:53:26.041 --> 00:53:27.942
Ray J probably ain't been in a fight.
2161
00:53:28.042 --> 00:53:29.263
When's the last time Ray J been in a fight?
2162
00:53:29.264 --> 00:53:29.423
Yeah,
2163
00:53:29.424 --> 00:53:34.187
if your brain hasn't been swollen enough that it doesn't get immediately knocked around.
2164
00:53:34.508 --> 00:53:36.449
And you know he didn't train for that.
2165
00:53:36.709 --> 00:53:38.311
You know what I mean?
2166
00:53:38.312 --> 00:53:38.371
Oh,
2167
00:53:38.372 --> 00:53:39.792
you can tell he didn't train for it.
2168
00:53:40.392 --> 00:53:41.113
Who else fought?
2169
00:53:41.114 --> 00:53:42.934
There was somebody else that fought in that too.
2170
00:53:42.935 --> 00:53:45.917
In that fight?
2171
00:53:47.158 --> 00:53:47.838
Yeah,
2172
00:53:47.958 --> 00:53:48.719
in that card.
2173
00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:49.880
On that card?
2174
00:53:50.764 --> 00:53:50.944
Yeah,
2175
00:53:50.945 --> 00:53:51.304
it was.
2176
00:53:51.764 --> 00:53:51.884
Oh,
2177
00:53:51.885 --> 00:53:52.825
it was another celebrity?
2178
00:53:53.405 --> 00:53:53.565
Yeah,
2179
00:53:53.605 --> 00:53:55.166
it was because they were all celebrities.
2180
00:53:55.167 --> 00:53:55.386
Was it,
2181
00:53:55.467 --> 00:53:55.706
let's see.
2182
00:53:55.707 --> 00:53:59.468
I don't know.
2183
00:53:59.469 --> 00:54:00.108
Was it Screech?
2184
00:54:00.109 --> 00:54:00.228
No,
2185
00:54:00.308 --> 00:54:00.788
Screech died.
2186
00:54:01.168 --> 00:54:01.288
No,
2187
00:54:01.348 --> 00:54:01.748
no,
2188
00:54:01.829 --> 00:54:02.749
Screech did.
2189
00:54:03.849 --> 00:54:04.029
Man,
2190
00:54:04.030 --> 00:54:04.490
that's sad.
2191
00:54:05.210 --> 00:54:05.390
Okay,
2192
00:54:05.470 --> 00:54:06.190
Johnny Manziel.
2193
00:54:07.071 --> 00:54:07.191
Oh,
2194
00:54:07.231 --> 00:54:07.511
yes.
2195
00:54:07.871 --> 00:54:08.111
Yeah,
2196
00:54:08.112 --> 00:54:08.271
yeah.
2197
00:54:08.331 --> 00:54:09.091
Johnny Manziel.
2198
00:54:09.572 --> 00:54:09.692
Yeah,
2199
00:54:09.732 --> 00:54:10.072
and he won.
2200
00:54:10.112 --> 00:54:11.432
Ex-football player?
2201
00:54:11.673 --> 00:54:12.613
Someone I don't know.
2202
00:54:12.933 --> 00:54:13.053
Yeah,
2203
00:54:13.073 --> 00:54:13.433
he won.
2204
00:54:13.513 --> 00:54:14.374
Johnny Manziel won.
2205
00:54:14.494 --> 00:54:15.374
Bob Minary.
2206
00:54:15.954 --> 00:54:16.635
Minary.
2207
00:54:17.235 --> 00:54:17.655
Minary.
2208
00:54:18.135 --> 00:54:18.255
Minary?
2209
00:54:18.256 --> 00:54:18.495
Minary.
2210
00:54:18.515 --> 00:54:20.136
I think he's a basketball player or something.
2211
00:54:20.780 --> 00:54:22.002
It says he's an MMA guy,
2212
00:54:22.022 --> 00:54:22.342
I think.
2213
00:54:24.004 --> 00:54:24.185
What?
2214
00:54:24.245 --> 00:54:28.110
And Johnny Manziel was fighting him?
2215
00:54:28.111 --> 00:54:28.210
Yeah.
2216
00:54:28.211 --> 00:54:28.310
No,
2217
00:54:28.350 --> 00:54:28.971
I don't think it is.
2218
00:54:29.051 --> 00:54:29.251
Okay,
2219
00:54:29.271 --> 00:54:33.096
quarterback and former NBA player Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson also played.
2220
00:54:34.891 --> 00:54:37.133
Who did he fight?
2221
00:54:37.153 --> 00:54:38.734
I don't feel like they fought.
2222
00:54:38.794 --> 00:54:39.595
They played.
2223
00:54:39.615 --> 00:54:41.296
I know Johnny Football won.
2224
00:54:42.777 --> 00:54:45.439
That's all you should need to know to know that it's stupid.
2225
00:54:47.201 --> 00:54:50.703
Okay.
2226
00:54:50.764 --> 00:54:52.205
I got the full card details here.
2227
00:54:52.206 --> 00:54:53.085
You got the full card?
2228
00:54:53.546 --> 00:54:54.526
Sure.
2229
00:54:54.527 --> 00:54:54.947
Sure I do.
2230
00:54:56.972 --> 00:54:57.332
Thank you,
2231
00:54:57.692 --> 00:54:58.053
Alan,
2232
00:54:58.213 --> 00:54:58.993
for sports.
2233
00:55:00.074 --> 00:55:00.214
Oh,
2234
00:55:00.374 --> 00:55:00.634
okay.
2235
00:55:04.877 --> 00:55:05.318
Sports.
2236
00:55:06.078 --> 00:55:09.060
The main event of the evening featured the official combat sports debut.
2237
00:55:09.360 --> 00:55:10.081
That was the main event,
2238
00:55:10.121 --> 00:55:10.381
friend.
2239
00:55:11.041 --> 00:55:13.743
The former Heisman Trophy winner and NFL quarterback,
2240
00:55:14.384 --> 00:55:15.304
Honey Manziel.
2241
00:55:16.765 --> 00:55:21.929
As well as mixed martial arts debut of comedian and podcast creator,
2242
00:55:22.569 --> 00:55:23.570
Bob Manieri.
2243
00:55:26.771 --> 00:55:27.232
And yeah,
2244
00:55:27.233 --> 00:55:28.973
so they don't like each other.
2245
00:55:28.974 --> 00:55:30.433
One of the Island Boys fought too.
2246
00:55:31.314 --> 00:55:31.494
Oh,
2247
00:55:31.614 --> 00:55:34.776
I hope he got knocked the fuck out.
2248
00:55:34.796 --> 00:55:36.597
That was his name.
2249
00:55:36.897 --> 00:55:39.078
Fly Soldier versus Jeremy Smith.
2250
00:55:39.178 --> 00:55:40.059
I don't know who that is.
2251
00:55:40.060 --> 00:55:41.420
If that guy got knocked out,
2252
00:55:41.440 --> 00:55:42.020
that would make,
2253
00:55:42.100 --> 00:55:44.181
I would have watched that shit just to see him get knocked out.
2254
00:55:44.201 --> 00:55:44.601
There was
2255
00:55:45.082 --> 00:55:47.643
No Neck Jay versus Shane Chance.
2256
00:55:48.464 --> 00:55:50.945
Dom the Troll versus Tommy Tough.
2257
00:55:52.086 --> 00:55:52.866
I can't read that.
2258
00:55:53.206 --> 00:55:54.087
Tommy Tough Knuckles.
2259
00:55:54.871 --> 00:55:55.852
Tommy Tough Knuckles.
2260
00:55:55.853 --> 00:55:56.952
There you go.
2261
00:55:56.953 --> 00:55:58.833
Michael Beasley versus Lance Stevenson.
2262
00:55:59.793 --> 00:56:01.914
Shane Garcia versus Scam Likely.
2263
00:56:02.314 --> 00:56:03.415
I don't know who those people are.
2264
00:56:03.495 --> 00:56:04.235
I don't know.
2265
00:56:04.236 --> 00:56:05.116
I've heard of that.
2266
00:56:05.196 --> 00:56:05.976
Scam Likely,
2267
00:56:06.116 --> 00:56:06.356
but
2268
00:56:07.256 --> 00:56:09.137
I don't know who the fuck he is.
2269
00:56:10.338 --> 00:56:11.398
There's a bunch of...
2270
00:56:11.438 --> 00:56:12.839
That Island Boy guy getting knocked out.
2271
00:56:12.840 --> 00:56:14.319
I'm going to find out.
2272
00:56:14.320 --> 00:56:17.921
He didn't get knocked out.
2273
00:56:17.922 --> 00:56:19.862
He lost by unanimous decision,
2274
00:56:19.942 --> 00:56:22.603
but he did not knock the fuck out.
2275
00:56:23.615 --> 00:56:24.556
And that makes me sad.
2276
00:56:26.517 --> 00:56:27.578
That's how you know it's a sham.
2277
00:56:27.958 --> 00:56:29.839
Because if it was real,
2278
00:56:30.500 --> 00:56:32.561
anyone in the world would knock that motherfucker out.
2279
00:56:32.562 --> 00:56:34.482
Beat the fuck out of that little skinny bitch.
2280
00:56:34.483 --> 00:56:35.563
Just because of his face.
2281
00:56:37.725 --> 00:56:39.005
Hit him right in the tattoos.
2282
00:56:39.006 --> 00:56:40.026
There's that.
2283
00:56:40.027 --> 00:56:41.167
He's got tattoos all over him.
2284
00:56:41.707 --> 00:56:42.768
There are a few things.
2285
00:56:42.848 --> 00:56:44.389
The moment you said he got into a fight,
2286
00:56:44.950 --> 00:56:48.232
I had a vision of me punching that dude in the face.
2287
00:56:48.572 --> 00:56:49.713
And it made me so happy.
2288
00:56:50.914 --> 00:56:51.094
Like,
2289
00:56:51.134 --> 00:56:51.914
just for a second,
2290
00:56:51.994 --> 00:56:52.635
I was just like.
2291
00:56:54.515 --> 00:56:57.597
That's heaven.
2292
00:56:57.917 --> 00:56:58.378
That's heaven.
2293
00:56:58.379 --> 00:56:58.978
That's heaven.
2294
00:56:59.178 --> 00:57:01.380
He's just crushing that dude's ugly eye.
2295
00:57:01.460 --> 00:57:03.461
That would have been great,
2296
00:57:03.501 --> 00:57:03.681
though.
2297
00:57:04.022 --> 00:57:04.222
Oh,
2298
00:57:04.382 --> 00:57:05.102
I'd love to see that.
2299
00:57:06.263 --> 00:57:08.545
I might watch it anyway just to see him get punched in the face.
2300
00:57:08.546 --> 00:57:10.086
Not good.
2301
00:57:10.866 --> 00:57:10.986
So.
2302
00:57:12.027 --> 00:57:12.467
Go ahead.
2303
00:57:12.788 --> 00:57:12.908
No,
2304
00:57:12.988 --> 00:57:13.188
no.
2305
00:57:13.189 --> 00:57:13.608
I was going to say,
2306
00:57:13.668 --> 00:57:15.269
so in the end,
2307
00:57:17.110 --> 00:57:17.891
Ray J lost.
2308
00:57:18.351 --> 00:57:18.932
Ray J lost.
2309
00:57:19.072 --> 00:57:23.795
That was the big controversy because I believe what he was saying after.
2310
00:57:24.315 --> 00:57:40.088
after that ended up being the story overall right right and that that that shadowed everything else well yeah because that tainted everything right yeah man like but you know what they'll they'll just keep going on i mean nobody's
2311
00:57:40.109 --> 00:57:52.659
gonna i just want to know who who who to bet on give me the fix yeah where's the i mean give me the fix yeah i think you got to look at what because like so like this cow sheet and all those do they say like they say the percentage right
2312
00:57:53.691 --> 00:57:54.171
Yeah,
2313
00:57:54.172 --> 00:57:54.311
yeah,
2314
00:57:54.312 --> 00:57:54.411
yeah.
2315
00:57:54.412 --> 00:57:55.031
Did they say what,
2316
00:57:55.071 --> 00:57:55.211
like,
2317
00:57:55.212 --> 00:57:56.152
the total money's on?
2318
00:57:57.612 --> 00:57:58.853
It was probably on Ray J.
2319
00:57:59.493 --> 00:57:59.653
Yeah.
2320
00:57:59.733 --> 00:58:00.013
I mean,
2321
00:58:00.133 --> 00:58:01.033
he's the big name.
2322
00:58:01.073 --> 00:58:01.913
He's the bigger name.
2323
00:58:02.374 --> 00:58:02.554
Yeah,
2324
00:58:02.874 --> 00:58:03.154
but see,
2325
00:58:03.174 --> 00:58:03.654
that also,
2326
00:58:03.834 --> 00:58:05.194
that's reason enough to bet against him.
2327
00:58:06.155 --> 00:58:06.435
Right.
2328
00:58:06.835 --> 00:58:07.435
Exactly.
2329
00:58:07.775 --> 00:58:08.495
Because I've seen him.
2330
00:58:08.615 --> 00:58:09.956
I've seen what Ray J's working with.
2331
00:58:12.136 --> 00:58:13.477
And if he ain't fighting with his dick.
2332
00:58:13.657 --> 00:58:17.598
And that ain't part of the fight.
2333
00:58:17.599 --> 00:58:18.878
And my money's not on him.
2334
00:58:19.638 --> 00:58:19.818
Right.
2335
00:58:21.619 --> 00:58:23.179
Look what he did to poor Kim Kardashian.
2336
00:58:23.180 --> 00:58:23.279
Yeah.
2337
00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:25.740
He made her famous,
2338
00:58:25.760 --> 00:58:25.880
man.
2339
00:58:26.900 --> 00:58:28.881
He made her famous.
2340
00:58:29.921 --> 00:58:30.762
Good Lord.
2341
00:58:33.442 --> 00:58:33.562
So,
2342
00:58:33.722 --> 00:58:33.922
yeah,
2343
00:58:34.083 --> 00:58:35.023
other sports news.
2344
00:58:35.163 --> 00:58:38.524
There is the Enhanced Games.
2345
00:58:39.024 --> 00:58:39.204
Yeah,
2346
00:58:39.224 --> 00:58:39.344
yeah.
2347
00:58:39.384 --> 00:58:40.024
What's that about?
2348
00:58:41.585 --> 00:58:42.345
So these are...
2349
00:58:43.705 --> 00:58:44.405
Steroid games,
2350
00:58:44.445 --> 00:58:44.665
right?
2351
00:58:44.826 --> 00:58:45.106
Yeah,
2352
00:58:45.266 --> 00:58:46.406
steroid games pretty much.
2353
00:58:46.426 --> 00:58:47.186
You know what I'm saying?
2354
00:58:47.246 --> 00:58:48.607
They let them take the pee-pee,
2355
00:58:48.947 --> 00:58:49.787
which I love.
2356
00:58:51.060 --> 00:58:51.220
Like,
2357
00:58:51.340 --> 00:58:53.001
I wish they do that in regular,
2358
00:58:53.002 --> 00:58:53.901
you know what I'm saying,
2359
00:58:53.941 --> 00:58:54.442
baseball.
2360
00:58:55.002 --> 00:58:57.243
Or regular sports.
2361
00:58:57.244 --> 00:58:57.664
Take it,
2362
00:58:57.724 --> 00:58:57.984
man.
2363
00:58:58.084 --> 00:58:58.404
I mean,
2364
00:58:58.464 --> 00:58:59.725
you're paying them all this money.
2365
00:59:00.665 --> 00:59:00.786
Shit,
2366
00:59:00.787 --> 00:59:01.646
let's see what they can do.
2367
00:59:01.826 --> 00:59:03.907
Let me have the steroids games.
2368
00:59:03.947 --> 00:59:04.788
I don't see why not.
2369
00:59:05.869 --> 00:59:06.329
No,
2370
00:59:06.429 --> 00:59:07.690
don't even have the steroid games.
2371
00:59:07.730 --> 00:59:08.930
Make it all steroids.
2372
00:59:08.931 --> 00:59:09.411
You know what I mean?
2373
00:59:09.611 --> 00:59:10.632
If you want to take it,
2374
00:59:10.633 --> 00:59:10.952
take it.
2375
00:59:10.953 --> 00:59:13.854
I think they should have the steroid games and the non-steroid games.
2376
00:59:13.914 --> 00:59:14.394
Right.
2377
00:59:14.395 --> 00:59:14.534
Oh,
2378
00:59:14.634 --> 00:59:16.235
the steroided NFL would.
2379
00:59:16.375 --> 00:59:16.495
Oh,
2380
00:59:16.515 --> 00:59:19.999
and then you get steroid games would be like the higher level.
2381
00:59:20.219 --> 00:59:21.620
Yeah.
2382
00:59:21.961 --> 00:59:22.361
You have the.
2383
00:59:23.242 --> 00:59:23.402
Oh,
2384
00:59:23.622 --> 00:59:23.783
man.
2385
00:59:24.744 --> 00:59:25.805
That seems not.
2386
00:59:25.865 --> 00:59:29.869
But there was one.
2387
00:59:30.009 --> 00:59:30.950
There was one guy.
2388
00:59:30.951 --> 00:59:31.991
I think it was swimming.
2389
00:59:33.080 --> 00:59:35.061
Like he beat the shit out of everybody.
2390
00:59:35.141 --> 00:59:35.862
He didn't take any
2391
00:59:36.902 --> 00:59:37.343
PPE.
2392
00:59:40.324 --> 00:59:40.665
Oh, no.
2393
00:59:41.805 --> 00:59:41.925
No.
2394
00:59:42.506 --> 00:59:43.306
Stop that shit.
2395
00:59:43.307 --> 00:59:44.006
Put your phone down.
2396
00:59:44.126 --> 00:59:44.487
Alan.
2397
00:59:44.867 --> 00:59:45.807
Jesus Christ.
2398
00:59:45.808 --> 00:59:45.927
No.
2399
00:59:46.648 --> 00:59:46.768
No.
2400
00:59:48.749 --> 00:59:50.230
So have they already happened?
2401
00:59:50.630 --> 00:59:50.830
Yeah,
2402
00:59:50.870 --> 00:59:52.511
they already happened.
2403
00:59:52.512 --> 00:59:52.771
The PPE?
2404
00:59:52.811 --> 00:59:52.951
Oh,
2405
00:59:52.971 --> 00:59:53.552
okay.
2406
00:59:53.553 --> 00:59:53.652
Oh,
2407
00:59:53.653 --> 00:59:55.513
here's a video that says how bad they were.
2408
00:59:55.514 --> 00:59:59.095
Yeah.
2409
00:59:59.096 --> 01:00:01.216
It was so many people shitting themselves.
2410
01:00:01.792 --> 01:00:03.473
One guy's testicle fell off.
2411
01:00:04.174 --> 01:00:06.075
That's the whole thing that I'm worried about.
2412
01:00:07.977 --> 01:00:08.717
He was doing the,
2413
01:00:09.438 --> 01:00:09.678
you know,
2414
01:00:09.738 --> 01:00:10.579
you pick up the weights,
2415
01:00:10.599 --> 01:00:11.720
the big deadlift.
2416
01:00:11.920 --> 01:00:12.280
Deadlift,
2417
01:00:12.500 --> 01:00:13.221
oh.
2418
01:00:13.222 --> 01:00:15.622
And his ball just fell right out of his shorts.
2419
01:00:15.623 --> 01:00:16.483
Just popped right out.
2420
01:00:18.785 --> 01:00:20.606
Wow.
2421
01:00:21.207 --> 01:00:23.448
That sounds exactly like something I would like to watch.
2422
01:00:24.709 --> 01:00:25.670
I got his baller.
2423
01:00:26.691 --> 01:00:27.531
He's a literal baller.
2424
01:00:27.551 --> 01:00:27.671
Oh,
2425
01:00:27.772 --> 01:00:28.072
Fred.
2426
01:00:28.956 --> 01:00:29.857
So we should watch.
2427
01:00:29.917 --> 01:00:30.537
Is it a show?
2428
01:00:30.657 --> 01:00:31.158
Is it over?
2429
01:00:31.238 --> 01:00:32.339
Was it like a one-time event?
2430
01:00:32.659 --> 01:00:32.939
Yeah,
2431
01:00:33.039 --> 01:00:34.560
it was just a one-time event.
2432
01:00:34.561 --> 01:00:34.620
Oh,
2433
01:00:34.621 --> 01:00:34.800
okay.
2434
01:00:34.801 --> 01:00:38.122
I didn't know if it was like an ongoing games of things.
2435
01:00:38.863 --> 01:00:39.183
I mean,
2436
01:00:39.223 --> 01:00:39.984
they were paying,
2437
01:00:40.024 --> 01:00:40.284
though.
2438
01:00:40.564 --> 01:00:42.085
Yeah,
2439
01:00:42.086 --> 01:00:43.706
it was a billionaire that did it.
2440
01:00:45.087 --> 01:00:45.247
Yeah,
2441
01:00:45.248 --> 01:00:46.088
they're paying people.
2442
01:00:46.308 --> 01:00:47.709
They're paying people to do it?
2443
01:00:48.229 --> 01:00:50.491
Yeah.
2444
01:00:51.652 --> 01:00:56.395
There was a guy who didn't dope and he's a U.S.
2445
01:00:56.455 --> 01:00:56.815
swimmer,
2446
01:00:56.935 --> 01:00:57.816
Hunter Armstrong.
2447
01:00:58.336 --> 01:01:01.358
He walked away Sunday with $375,000.
2448
01:01:01.618 --> 01:01:01.978
Nice.
2449
01:01:02.518 --> 01:01:04.499
With a win and a 50-meter backstroke.
2450
01:01:04.920 --> 01:01:05.900
Yeah.
2451
01:01:06.160 --> 01:01:06.440
Wow.
2452
01:01:06.681 --> 01:01:07.481
And he didn't cheat.
2453
01:01:07.861 --> 01:01:08.441
Yeah,
2454
01:01:08.481 --> 01:01:09.322
no PBs.
2455
01:01:09.342 --> 01:01:10.042
So he did cheat.
2456
01:01:10.783 --> 01:01:10.903
No,
2457
01:01:10.983 --> 01:01:11.443
he didn't.
2458
01:01:12.223 --> 01:01:12.344
Well,
2459
01:01:12.345 --> 01:01:12.684
he did.
2460
01:01:12.744 --> 01:01:13.864
He didn't take any drugs.
2461
01:01:14.225 --> 01:01:14.345
No.
2462
01:01:14.545 --> 01:01:16.166
He didn't take any drugs.
2463
01:01:16.326 --> 01:01:18.287
The drug.
2464
01:01:18.288 --> 01:01:20.008
It's the drug of the hand.
2465
01:01:20.028 --> 01:01:21.288
He didn't take any drugs.
2466
01:01:21.328 --> 01:01:22.409
What the hell?
2467
01:01:22.489 --> 01:01:23.169
That's cheating.
2468
01:01:23.430 --> 01:01:24.410
That should be a big scandal.
2469
01:01:24.411 --> 01:01:24.610
Yeah,
2470
01:01:24.950 --> 01:01:25.591
that's cheating.
2471
01:01:26.691 --> 01:01:27.912
He cheated by not cheating.
2472
01:01:31.457 --> 01:01:33.377
Yeah,
2473
01:01:33.397 --> 01:01:34.198
exactly.
2474
01:01:34.199 --> 01:01:34.778
In the game where they're like,
2475
01:01:34.779 --> 01:01:35.538
we want you to cheat.
2476
01:01:35.539 --> 01:01:35.878
And you're like,
2477
01:01:35.879 --> 01:01:36.078
no thanks.
2478
01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:36.618
Yeah,
2479
01:01:37.459 --> 01:01:37.579
no.
2480
01:01:37.580 --> 01:01:37.879
That tells you,
2481
01:01:37.880 --> 01:01:37.979
I mean,
2482
01:01:37.980 --> 01:01:40.699
were these guys that were taking the PPE,
2483
01:01:41.140 --> 01:01:42.640
were they good anyway?
2484
01:01:43.920 --> 01:01:44.761
You know what I'm saying?
2485
01:01:45.321 --> 01:01:45.641
Yeah,
2486
01:01:45.681 --> 01:01:46.221
probably not.
2487
01:01:46.321 --> 01:01:48.462
It's like the dude that's swimming with the women.
2488
01:01:48.922 --> 01:01:50.122
When he swam with the men,
2489
01:01:50.742 --> 01:01:51.362
he was shitty.
2490
01:01:51.382 --> 01:01:52.303
Yeah,
2491
01:01:52.304 --> 01:01:52.743
yeah.
2492
01:01:52.744 --> 01:01:52.943
Right.
2493
01:01:52.983 --> 01:01:53.223
And,
2494
01:01:53.343 --> 01:01:53.603
okay,
2495
01:01:53.623 --> 01:01:55.444
he won a couple of events with the women,
2496
01:01:55.564 --> 01:01:56.584
but he lost a game.
2497
01:01:57.392 --> 01:01:57.532
Yeah.
2498
01:01:57.533 --> 01:01:58.293
Events with the women,
2499
01:01:58.373 --> 01:01:58.573
too.
2500
01:01:58.753 --> 01:02:00.334
I think that would be more embarrassing.
2501
01:02:00.694 --> 01:02:02.035
Because he was shitty anyway.
2502
01:02:02.055 --> 01:02:02.195
Yeah,
2503
01:02:02.196 --> 01:02:02.835
yeah.
2504
01:02:02.855 --> 01:02:03.556
That's just like when,
2505
01:02:04.056 --> 01:02:04.376
who was that,
2506
01:02:04.456 --> 01:02:10.640
Billie Jean King played the guy in the tennis match and she whooped his ass.
2507
01:02:10.641 --> 01:02:10.780
Yeah.
2508
01:02:10.781 --> 01:02:12.521
That was back in the day.
2509
01:02:12.561 --> 01:02:15.082
You know,
2510
01:02:15.222 --> 01:02:15.503
I mean.
2511
01:02:15.504 --> 01:02:21.026
Saying you're going to beat a woman and then getting beat by the woman is more embarrassing than,
2512
01:02:21.206 --> 01:02:21.506
you know.
2513
01:02:21.546 --> 01:02:22.247
It wasn't like.
2514
01:02:22.927 --> 01:02:23.187
Right.
2515
01:02:23.207 --> 01:02:24.288
It wasn't like Billie Jean King.
2516
01:02:24.289 --> 01:02:24.708
You can't win.
2517
01:02:25.128 --> 01:02:25.248
Yeah,
2518
01:02:25.249 --> 01:02:28.271
he wasn't playing John McEnroe or Andre Augustine or something.
2519
01:02:28.272 --> 01:02:28.771
Right.
2520
01:02:28.791 --> 01:02:28.911
No,
2521
01:02:29.292 --> 01:02:29.892
yeah.
2522
01:02:29.893 --> 01:02:30.132
You know,
2523
01:02:30.473 --> 01:02:31.614
she was playing a piece of shit.
2524
01:02:31.615 --> 01:02:32.154
She played Arthur Ashe.
2525
01:02:32.294 --> 01:02:33.075
Is that who she played?
2526
01:02:33.435 --> 01:02:33.555
No,
2527
01:02:33.695 --> 01:02:34.116
she didn't play
2528
01:02:34.736 --> 01:02:35.397
Arthur Ashe.
2529
01:02:35.398 --> 01:02:36.117
Arthur Ashe was good.
2530
01:02:36.758 --> 01:02:36.938
Yeah,
2531
01:02:37.018 --> 01:02:37.138
no,
2532
01:02:37.238 --> 01:02:37.359
no.
2533
01:02:37.459 --> 01:02:38.820
She was a no-name guy.
2534
01:02:39.280 --> 01:02:39.500
Yeah,
2535
01:02:39.501 --> 01:02:40.881
she played a comedian or something.
2536
01:02:41.122 --> 01:02:41.462
Like,
2537
01:02:41.463 --> 01:02:42.403
yeah.
2538
01:02:42.404 --> 01:02:43.183
Because he's like,
2539
01:02:43.184 --> 01:02:43.724
I got a dick.
2540
01:02:43.764 --> 01:02:44.344
I can beat her.
2541
01:02:44.485 --> 01:02:44.805
It's like,
2542
01:02:44.806 --> 01:02:44.925
no,
2543
01:02:44.985 --> 01:02:45.826
you're a piece of shit.
2544
01:02:47.247 --> 01:02:48.328
If you ain't good at it,
2545
01:02:48.388 --> 01:02:48.608
man,
2546
01:02:48.628 --> 01:02:49.349
it doesn't matter.
2547
01:02:50.350 --> 01:02:51.731
Bobby Riggs.
2548
01:02:52.311 --> 01:02:53.132
Bobby Riggs.
2549
01:02:53.908 --> 01:02:55.389
I watched something and
2550
01:02:56.650 --> 01:02:57.791
I can't remember what it was,
2551
01:02:57.911 --> 01:02:58.531
but like,
2552
01:02:59.172 --> 01:02:59.292
oh,
2553
01:02:59.392 --> 01:02:59.972
it was that,
2554
01:03:00.052 --> 01:03:00.573
um,
2555
01:03:01.473 --> 01:03:03.375
porno magazine show on HBO.
2556
01:03:04.776 --> 01:03:05.336
But anyway,
2557
01:03:06.117 --> 01:03:06.497
Oh yeah.
2558
01:03:06.498 --> 01:03:07.718
The one with Jack Johnson.
2559
01:03:08.558 --> 01:03:08.778
Yeah.
2560
01:03:08.798 --> 01:03:08.939
Ooh.
2561
01:03:11.101 --> 01:03:11.200
no,
2562
01:03:11.220 --> 01:03:12.381
with the Jewish guy.
2563
01:03:12.441 --> 01:03:12.761
Like,
2564
01:03:12.841 --> 01:03:13.041
yeah,
2565
01:03:13.081 --> 01:03:13.642
Jake Johnson.
2566
01:03:13.643 --> 01:03:14.943
We talked about Jake Johnson.
2567
01:03:15.023 --> 01:03:15.323
Okay.
2568
01:03:15.403 --> 01:03:16.044
Is that his name?
2569
01:03:16.064 --> 01:03:16.744
I don't know his name.
2570
01:03:16.784 --> 01:03:18.605
That is his name.
2571
01:03:18.606 --> 01:03:19.646
It's called like Dixon's or something.
2572
01:03:19.686 --> 01:03:22.228
Right.
2573
01:03:22.452 --> 01:03:22.892
Vixen.
2574
01:03:23.133 --> 01:03:23.333
Yeah,
2575
01:03:23.433 --> 01:03:23.613
yeah.
2576
01:03:23.953 --> 01:03:24.314
Vixen.
2577
01:03:24.434 --> 01:03:25.455
Something like that.
2578
01:03:25.456 --> 01:03:26.015
But it's a good show.
2579
01:03:26.216 --> 01:03:27.116
They ended it.
2580
01:03:27.237 --> 01:03:28.598
My brain is stupid.
2581
01:03:28.638 --> 01:03:32.281
I can't remember to take stuff from the laundry to the fucking room.
2582
01:03:32.662 --> 01:03:35.164
I remember Jack Johnson and Vixen.
2583
01:03:35.444 --> 01:03:36.285
Which I've never watched.
2584
01:03:36.826 --> 01:03:45.594
The one in the show that that competition was happening around that time.
2585
01:03:45.774 --> 01:03:45.894
Oh,
2586
01:03:45.895 --> 01:03:46.715
it's a competition show.
2587
01:03:46.755 --> 01:03:47.556
Maybe I should watch it.
2588
01:03:47.912 --> 01:03:48.933
And then the guy,
2589
01:03:49.113 --> 01:03:49.573
one guy,
2590
01:03:49.593 --> 01:03:51.094
they were at a party and they were like,
2591
01:03:51.214 --> 01:03:51.374
yeah,
2592
01:03:51.434 --> 01:03:52.254
Billy Jean King,
2593
01:03:52.414 --> 01:03:53.315
he's like,
2594
01:03:53.715 --> 01:03:56.697
I could beat you with the racket tied on my cock.
2595
01:03:57.377 --> 01:03:59.198
And like he did.
2596
01:03:59.199 --> 01:04:03.941
He had the racket tied to his dick and he beat her with his dick.
2597
01:04:06.422 --> 01:04:09.003
He hit the ball back with his dick and she couldn't hit it.
2598
01:04:09.023 --> 01:04:12.085
Everybody was like,
2599
01:04:13.206 --> 01:04:13.446
well,
2600
01:04:13.466 --> 01:04:13.726
I mean,
2601
01:04:13.727 --> 01:04:15.387
that's something else.
2602
01:04:15.527 --> 01:04:17.148
That was a funny show.
2603
01:04:17.748 --> 01:04:18.548
Penises win again.
2604
01:04:20.870 --> 01:04:21.250
There you go.
2605
01:04:21.390 --> 01:04:22.451
That's how it always goes.
2606
01:04:22.691 --> 01:04:23.131
That's it.
2607
01:04:23.531 --> 01:04:24.592
Hard for her to come back from that.
2608
01:04:25.733 --> 01:04:25.873
Well,
2609
01:04:25.893 --> 01:04:26.133
Fred,
2610
01:04:26.313 --> 01:04:27.193
I have for you,
2611
01:04:28.274 --> 01:04:29.154
we're going to end the show here,
2612
01:04:29.155 --> 01:04:29.935
but I have a...
2613
01:04:30.235 --> 01:04:31.576
We can't end it on this.
2614
01:04:32.756 --> 01:04:35.518
We can't end it with dicks.
2615
01:04:35.538 --> 01:04:36.619
Get his racket cocked.
2616
01:04:36.839 --> 01:04:36.979
Well,
2617
01:04:37.379 --> 01:04:38.059
I'll get his racket cocked.
2618
01:04:38.060 --> 01:04:38.780
It's not going to work.
2619
01:04:39.528 --> 01:04:40.488
So I decided,
2620
01:04:40.549 --> 01:04:40.889
Fred,
2621
01:04:41.689 --> 01:04:43.830
that I'm going to start giving away stuff to our listeners.
2622
01:04:43.850 --> 01:04:44.210
And Fred,
2623
01:04:44.250 --> 01:04:44.730
this week.
2624
01:04:45.251 --> 01:04:45.371
Yeah,
2625
01:04:45.372 --> 01:04:45.691
that's right.
2626
01:04:45.771 --> 01:04:46.131
This week,
2627
01:04:46.171 --> 01:04:46.431
Fred,
2628
01:04:47.031 --> 01:04:53.334
I'm giving away a name for a pokey place.
2629
01:04:53.474 --> 01:04:54.115
A pokey fish.
2630
01:04:54.235 --> 01:04:55.315
You know what pokey is,
2631
01:04:55.335 --> 01:04:55.575
right?
2632
01:04:56.136 --> 01:04:56.436
Pokemon?
2633
01:04:56.437 --> 01:04:57.396
Like the sushi in a bowl.
2634
01:04:58.256 --> 01:04:58.437
Oh,
2635
01:04:58.617 --> 01:04:59.017
poke bowl.
2636
01:04:59.577 --> 01:04:59.697
Yeah,
2637
01:04:59.737 --> 01:04:59.977
poke,
2638
01:05:00.077 --> 01:05:00.237
right?
2639
01:05:00.417 --> 01:05:00.898
Poke bowl.
2640
01:05:01.378 --> 01:05:01.498
Yeah,
2641
01:05:01.618 --> 01:05:01.998
poke bowl.
2642
01:05:02.058 --> 01:05:02.979
Ain't going to poke my bowl.
2643
01:05:03.339 --> 01:05:05.820
I'm going to give away a free name.
2644
01:05:06.784 --> 01:05:07.865
For a Poke Bowl place,
2645
01:05:07.946 --> 01:05:09.668
any of our listeners are free to use this.
2646
01:05:10.489 --> 01:05:11.270
It should be called
2647
01:05:12.732 --> 01:05:13.693
Poker Face.
2648
01:05:14.835 --> 01:05:15.856
Like Poke-er Face.
2649
01:05:16.517 --> 01:05:16.858
Poke.
2650
01:05:17.478 --> 01:05:18.079
Poke.
2651
01:05:18.080 --> 01:05:18.560
Like Poke.
2652
01:05:19.092 --> 01:05:38.959
dash our face like poker face like pop pop pop poker face our faith poke our face poke our face pokey i forgot it was pokey and not just poke yeah pokey so it'd be like sorry listeners you lose this week again it'd be like budweiser wiser
2653
01:05:40.596 --> 01:05:42.417
This is not a pokey place.
2654
01:05:42.697 --> 01:05:44.158
Pokey your face.
2655
01:05:44.159 --> 01:05:44.798
Pokey place.
2656
01:05:44.838 --> 01:05:45.739
It's not pokey place,
2657
01:05:45.740 --> 01:05:46.439
it's poker face.
2658
01:05:46.879 --> 01:05:47.280
There you go.
2659
01:05:49.161 --> 01:05:49.481
That's right.
2660
01:05:49.482 --> 01:05:51.722
The newest pokey place is poker face.
2661
01:05:52.242 --> 01:05:57.425
All right,
2662
01:05:57.465 --> 01:05:57.986
ladies and gentlemen,
2663
01:05:57.987 --> 01:05:59.006
that was the best we could do.
2664
01:06:03.429 --> 01:06:03.689
Sorry.
2665
01:06:03.749 --> 01:06:03.969
You know,
2666
01:06:03.970 --> 01:06:04.329
you see,
2667
01:06:04.729 --> 01:06:05.169
if this was,
2668
01:06:05.230 --> 01:06:09.472
if you watch this whole show and you're going to start it over like it loops,
2669
01:06:10.533 --> 01:06:25.966
yeah i feel like i should end this show crying so you'll understand at the beginning of the next show why i was crying at the end good night everybody dabble
2670
01:06:26.006 --> 01:06:27.448
sweeney is my real daddy
2671
01:06:30.052 --> 01:06:32.194
We are laughing.
2672
01:06:32.195 --> 01:06:33.574
And we are very good friends.
2673
01:06:34.635 --> 01:06:35.116
Goodbye,
2674
01:06:35.256 --> 01:06:36.677
sharing a special moment.
2675
01:06:55.356 --> 01:06:55.756
That's it man,
2676
01:06:55.757 --> 01:06:57.099
game over man,
2677
01:06:57.100 --> 01:06:57.980
it's game over Just hang loose,
2678
01:06:58.020 --> 01:06:58.461
Blood.
2679
01:06:58.681 --> 01:07:00.484
She gonna catch up with the rebar on the meds,
2680
01:07:00.545 --> 01:07:00.965
Get to the chopper
2681
01:07:06.613 --> 01:07:06.733
Oh,
2682
01:07:06.853 --> 01:07:07.574
what a day.
2683
01:07:09.696 --> 01:07:10.237
What a moment.
2684
01:07:11.918 --> 01:07:12.279
Well,
2685
01:07:12.559 --> 01:07:12.979
that's all,
2686
01:07:13.120 --> 01:07:13.500
folks.
2687
01:07:14.020 --> 01:07:15.001
Hasta la vista,
2688
01:07:15.522 --> 01:07:15.862
baby.
2689
01:07:16.423 --> 01:07:16.943
Goddamn hit.
2690
01:07:16.944 --> 01:07:20.167
I can't say goddamn.
2691
01:07:20.168 --> 01:07:20.607
Don't worry,
2692
01:07:20.707 --> 01:07:21.968
nobody's listening anyway.
2693
01:07:22.249 --> 01:07:22.849
As you know,
2694
01:07:23.270 --> 01:07:25.252
I'm a man of special needs.
2695
01:07:25.492 --> 01:07:26.553
Surely you can't be serious.
2696
01:07:27.013 --> 01:07:27.694
I am serious.
2697
01:07:28.174 --> 01:07:29.135
And don't call me short.