This week, on a rather disappointing new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're not joined by Santa, and Parker is not prepared for that. The show quickly goes off the Christmas rails, as we try to explain how Krampus isn't a bad guy, he's just doing his job. We finally get a chance to catch up with our old friend, and trusted show physician, Dr. Frenchie. The Fred takes us out to the movies, and we're talking about the Running Man, and we have a surprise BLC HOF Announcement, not Rob Reiner (or maybe it is?). Enjoy and Happy Holidays!
This week, on a rather disappointing new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're not joined by Santa, and Parker is not prepared for that. The show quickly goes off the Christmas rails, as we try to explain how Krampus isn't a bad guy, he's just doing his job. We finally get a chance to catch up with our old friend, and trusted show physician, Dr. Frenchie. The Fred takes us out to the movies, and we're talking about the Running Man, and we have a surprise BLC HOF Announcement, not Rob Reiner (or maybe it is?). Enjoy and Happy Holidays!
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Fancy your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night.
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A life, a life, it's a life
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
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Yay! Your forwards are our cheers. Yes. Far away. Every time we fart, an elf dies.
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Oh, every time you fart, an elf on the shelf gets... every time we sell...
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Yeah, I want to know. Somebody gets healed.
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There you go. That's the main thing.
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Anyway, welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen. We're so glad you're here.
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We're so glad that we have an intro that I can read. We're proudly broadcasting live from the Malaysia EC Studios.
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We've scattered all across the U.S. and South Carolina. Fred, I always forgot what the second thing is.
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You can catch new episodes every single Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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If you haven't listened to them yet.
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All the things and also the things. So listen there and America's favorite podcast.com.
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And now what the fuck was that? What? It's Fred. You haven't heard it?
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You're a bird about to show up. You have a parrot. And how?
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What is that?
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Hello.
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Welcome to the show, Fred. That's the one. You're not talking about birds. It don't exist.
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I have a bird on real.
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Thank you. Well, I'm happy to be here. Happy holiday here. Christmas. Everyone. And as always, Alano TV.
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Mary.
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Can they put on that one?
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It's gonna be a nice. He's not late.
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Speaking of that. Okay. So totally off what we're talking about.
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But I got to know. So existence versus being real. We had this conversation with the kids.
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I had this conversation with the kids about because they were talking about.
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Oh, the Grinch. It was Grinch Day at school. And they're like, the Grinch isn't real.
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And they're like, but Nate's like, but it is real. And I'm like, what do you mean?
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He's like, well, it exists because of that.
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But is it real or does it exist? Is that the same thing?
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And I was like, because there's not a Grinch. There's not like it is. It is a real thing, but a Grinch doesn't exist, right?
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I don't know. I see them on the.
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I see them on TV.
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That was his reasoning, but there's a live action movie. And I'm like, wait, what? That doesn't mean anything.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, well, you know, somebody.
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It's trying to deal with so, man.
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I'm telling you, somebody's got to do it. Thank God because the Lord knows we're not.
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Why is man once told me the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
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The absence of evidence is the evidence of evidence of evidence.
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Is in the absence of evidence is absolutely because I ain't got no evidence.
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There is evidence. Right. Yeah.
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Is it real?
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No, I don't believe in anything.
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The only thing I believe in Fred is cash money, baby. Dollar dollar bill.
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You all believe in that either because I've never seen it.
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I don't know.
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I don't know. I forgot to play a lot of it.
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Yeah. There's a lot of those up to $58 million. And we're not going to win it.
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Yeah. I feel like my luck is so good. I don't have to buy.
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Something else that isn't real.
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Okay. Well, we're up to a blazing hot start of this episode.
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We always come out. We always come out hot on the 218th.
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Fred is one of the things that we were typically known for.
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Well, Fred, it is.
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Oh, 218. That's why you never win because not enough numbers.
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218. We need three more numbers.
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I just do 18. That's it.
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You don't give me the way.
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I'm like a win all zeros.
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The H and I before Christmas. Yeah, the night before Christmas, yeah, the night before Christmas. Yeah, the night before Christmas. Yeah, the night before Christmas. Yeah, the night before Christmas.
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Yeah, the night before Christmas.
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Yeah, the night before Christmas. Christmas.
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Yeah, the night before the night before Christmas. Yeah, the night before the night before the night before the night. Yeah, I think I don't know tonight's the night Fred.
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And we are very lucky because we've been blessed, if you will. We got our Santa Claus related wish come has come true.
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And we're not.
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And you should be shocked because we're proudly going to get a chance just for a few moments. I don't know how long he can stay because you know he's a busy guy probably aren't the busiest guy in the world right now.
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The night before the night before the night before Christmas. Yeah, and that is Fred. We have a special guest who are guests joining us right now direct from the North Pole. He's got some music.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show. Put it in post Alan. I was just don't let the people know. Welcome to the show Santa Claus himself. Yeah, Santa.
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Whoa.
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We're going to have to put that in post.
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But the whole show would end in post.
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Welcome to the show Santa Claus. You probably don't know what that means.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, the grinch is real. The grinch is real.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we're enjoying Santa Claus has been replaced with a very, very weird picture of the grinch.
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Oh, it's all I know you took the pictures and I was naked.
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Oh, this is going to be a weird episode.
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I don't know if we're going to air this one.
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It's where the old man is going to get better. It's got to get better. It's got to get better.
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Are you a grinch or a grinch? I am the grinch. I am the head grinch. Are there more than one grinch?
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Is maybe maybe not.
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You're in a well, I'm asked. We all look at one like black.
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I feel like that's right.
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So I knew it was going to be racist. Is the right. I guess he is. What do you expect?
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I'm everything. I'm hate. I don't know what you're throwing through.
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The grinch is saying the inward grinch.
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I'm not asking you to say it. I was asking you if you say it.
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Behind closed doors.
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Behind closed cave doors.
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Newsy partition.
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I don't know. I don't know that you guys most of my friends are black.
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And green because yeah, because they're grudges.
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Spoon man.
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All my friends are at the end.
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I'm afraid the scare of the dirt on the wrong season.
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Anyway, you got that reference. Yeah, of course.
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You know a rocker when you see one and you have a seed.
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Okay, I feel like this guy, Grinch.
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I have a very, very,
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20 hot.
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You do.
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That's very tiny, the smallest hot.
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How about we all knew that?
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You know, you're not your whole thing.
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You like saying your redemption arc.
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So it's not a secret who told my secret.
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Alan.
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I did not.
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I did not.
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That was his dog that was saying telling the people.
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Don't you have a dog too?
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You got a dog or a grinch?
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He's dog.
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He's very smart.
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Buses.
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Dog.
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Telling all the secrets.
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Can we just start the show?
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I sit in my cave and eat baked beans all Christmas Eve and I just fought.
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I fought.
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I let it go.
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And yes, blackly can connect if you love thoughts of your life.
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This Christmas receive.
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Thank you.
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Thank you in my name.
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I'm reminding you to your cave.
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We'll all sit around and say the inward.
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Your fart.
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It means in thought.
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Sounds good to me.
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Sounds like the way I went on spinning Christmas Eve anyway.
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I'm going to dance.
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Where's Max?
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Come here, you damn dog.
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I got a gun.
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OK, thank you for leaving.
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Put my harried green foot up this dog's ass.
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OK, ladies and gentlemen, apparently that was the right thing because.
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Save the dogs.
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Oh, God.
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The dogs also go.
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I heard the dogs in a way.
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I'm going to have to go.
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This is my least favorite Christmas ever.
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Oh, no Christmas time is the best time of the years.
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You know, he was coming, man.
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Christmas is so manning.
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He saw the grinch and he's like, and greed can be on red can be on do.
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Yes, we need red.
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You know, that's he got to finish it up.
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So, whoa, Santa, Santa, are you?
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Posting up.
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I'm going to ask him all the questions I had for Santa.
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OK, OK, why not?
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They're probably the same person.
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Well, there's no proof that they're not.
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Why else would say favorite holiday be Christmas?
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Well, he got the inside track.
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He's going to go left and the round.
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I really not even that many.
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No, no, no.
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That even is one even that many.
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Switch the switch of you.
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I need help.
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I need help.
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I need help.
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That's that will.
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And that's your Christmas present.
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If your Christmas present is what I hope it is, Satan, you know what?
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I'm on your team.
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Well, anyway, so, what are I mean, Santa, whatever, what?
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What do you love most about Christmas?
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Well, I love the giving more.
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I love you.
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You know, you get to have a birthday with your family.
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What are you giving out, AIDS?
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You know, and you give stuff most of them, you know, like most of the time family, you know,
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you get all together and then they give each other shit and then, you know, they start fighting.
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That's what I love it when the family start fighting and, you know, and then they're all
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the total causes and pains down and you don't have all the good stuff, you know, like it's just like that for his house.
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Yeah.
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That's your favorite part of Christmas, the giving about the pants.
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I am the devil, you know.
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Okay.
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Well, you know, I'm gonna ask you a question then.
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Santa, I told you I was gonna ask you the question, what is your favorite cookie and follow the question.
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Is there a best one to leave out?
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Oh, yes. My favorite cookie is white chocolate chip.
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Oh, God.
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And the one that's evil cookie I've ever heard of is howling.
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Well, that milk in your hands, because your hands are hot, because you be a heal all the time.
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Like, wouldn't it?
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The chocolate cookie.
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You wanted a brownie, like a meltdowns brownie.
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You like an oatmeal cookie man.
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That would probably hold up to the cake.
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Yeah.
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I mean, you know what, we all like the dough banks.
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You can't feel the dough banks.
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Hey, those are legit cookies, don't you?
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Yes.
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I did come out of the easy bank floor.
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I did come out with the easy bank oven, you know, you know, you know what the easy bank oven actually came from?
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What?
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It was when he sold the grattles.
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Look at this show.
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Really Christmas for everybody.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm not Christmas cheer.
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Sure.
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What?
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What?
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What's Rudolph like when the cameras aren't around?
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Yeah.
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Oh, what?
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Yeah.
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We do cocaine.
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And I was the big star.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, you came by last week.
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You did?
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Oh, the.
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Elf and the shelf came by last week.
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He did.
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He came by and he said he had talked to Freddie.
243
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Yeah.
244
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Orc and he said he had a good time on the show.
245
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Oh, tell him to go fuck himself.
246
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He's an enemy of the show.
247
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He's an enemy of the show.
248
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I don't know.
249
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I don't know.
250
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He said he had a good time.
251
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He said that Freddie did love him.
252
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I think we told him he's just on probation for a year.
253
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No, because he said he had told Freddie that, you know, he was not.
254
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He was going to leave him a note saying tonight I watch.
255
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Right.
256
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Right.
257
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Yeah.
258
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Okay.
259
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Come on, hold on.
260
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That did happen.
261
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So, well, what did you even answer the question that I asked?
262
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I don't even.
263
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Oh, yeah, Rudolph.
264
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Yeah.
265
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All right.
266
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Well, hey, hey, how do you, uh, how do you keep track of everyone's name and wishes?
267
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Satan, Santa, Santa.
268
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How do I keep that?
269
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Oh, they're all going to come and see me sooner or later.
270
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So I know where everybody is.
271
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I know the best part about this interview is.
272
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All the time.
273
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All the time.
274
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Santa Claus was going to show up.
275
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Santa Claus did not show up.
276
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The green show.
277
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Correct.
278
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He did not show up.
279
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I really don't know.
280
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Like, whoo, the green slept.
281
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I just think you can tell you the show.
282
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And then my fucking ass showed up.
283
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He wrote it.
284
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He wrote it.
285
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It's true.
286
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That is exactly what happened.
287
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And you know, listen.
288
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Hey.
289
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You're supposed to say it's time.
290
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Satan.
291
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No.
292
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But you.
293
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No, no, no, no.
294
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Oh, no, no, no.
295
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One more question before you.
296
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Before you say it away.
297
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I just need to know.
298
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Oh, no, no, no.
299
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Well, fuck it's happening.
300
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Say, no, you're still there.
301
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No, I'm here to tell myself.
302
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And you know what?
303
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I'm here to tell myself.
304
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You know, Fred, you know the more things.
305
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You believe in that school world.
306
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You know, Fred.
307
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Yeah.
308
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Some shows at the holiday.
309
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Some some podcasts.
310
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Do best.
311
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Oh, yeah.
312
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What's your name?
313
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I don't know.
314
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I don't know.
315
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I don't know.
316
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You know, Fred.
317
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I don't know.
318
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You know, Fred.
319
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I don't know.
320
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I don't know.
321
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I don't know.
322
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You know, Fred.
323
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You know, Fred.
324
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Yeah.
325
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Some shows at the holiday.
326
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:25,900
Some, some podcasts.
327
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Do best off.
328
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:27,900
Oh.
329
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Yeah.
330
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:32,600
Are you excited to do the worst possible show that we could?
331
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- We shouldn't have done it best though.
332
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We shouldn't have done it best though.
333
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- We shouldn't have done it.
334
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- Screw arm. It's screw arm right?
335
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- I'm listening to what I didn't expect anything.
336
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- My question is, I wasn't expecting anything of this.
337
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So my question to you, screw arm,
338
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is you may know this, what is Santa's favorite Christmas song?
339
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- Santa's favorite Christmas song.
340
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- Ok, Christmas song.
341
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,420
- Oh yes, it's Felisa Navidad.
342
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Felisa Navidad.
343
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Felisa Navidad.
344
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Felisa Navidad.
345
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It's screw arm right there.
346
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- It's Felisa Navidad.
347
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- Alright, bye.
348
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:09,920
- Bye bye, bye bye.
349
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:10,920
- Bye bye, bye.
350
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:11,920
- Bye bye.
351
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- Merry Christmas.
352
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:17,160
- I wanna wish you a Merry Focca.
353
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(laughing)
354
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- All right.
355
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:22,920
- Good bye, good bye.
356
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- Hey, you know what you need to do?
357
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Everybody needs to do this.
358
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Everybody needs to go home
359
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and hug your family
360
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and wish him a Merry Christmas.
361
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And say, "Merry Christmas"
362
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:40,420
because Christmas is good for you.
363
00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:43,420
And I don't know what to say next.
364
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,420
So can I go now?
365
00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:47,420
- Yeah, you could have left before you got here.
366
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:49,420
- I could have left before I got here.
367
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:50,420
- See?
368
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,420
- Hi, Mama Mia.
369
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:53,420
- Hi, Mia.
370
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,420
- Hi, Mia.
371
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,420
- Hi, Mia.
372
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,420
- Hi, Mia.
373
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:58,420
- Hi, Mia.
374
00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:59,420
- Hi, Mia.
375
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:00,420
- Hi, Mia.
376
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:01,420
- Hi, bye bye, screw arm.
377
00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:02,420
Well, Fred.
378
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:03,420
- Have you?
379
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:05,420
- Obviously Santa.
380
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:07,420
And when exactly is I expected.
381
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,420
- Yep.
382
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,420
- But Fred, you know,
383
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:11,420
no, no, it's great.
384
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,420
You think about Christmas, Fred.
385
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:14,420
- Mm-hmm.
386
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,420
- Is there two sides to every coin?
387
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:17,420
- Yeah.
388
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,420
- And for every Santa Claus that there is,
389
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:22,420
there's an old friend of the show, in my opinion,
390
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,420
named Cranpas.
391
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,420
- Cranpas.
392
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:27,420
- Fred, you know, we all know about Cranpas.
393
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:29,420
If you don't know about Cranpas,
394
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,420
like my kids didn't know about Cranpas
395
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:32,420
until the last weekend.
396
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:37,420
Cranpas is a giant nine-foot tall goat devil man
397
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:40,420
that sneaks into the night,
398
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,420
steals children from their beds,
399
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:46,420
sticking them in his basket and beating them with sticks.
400
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:50,420
And we determined Fred,
401
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,420
talking to my children about Cranpas,
402
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:55,420
just the other day,
403
00:18:55,420 --> 00:19:00,420
that he does that from nighttime until 5 a.m.,
404
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:03,420
and then he puts you back in your bed,
405
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:06,420
and you wake up on Christmas morning
406
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:10,420
and you get cold from Santa because you're bad, right?
407
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,420
And so I was like, this is--
408
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:13,420
- That's a sick plus-quake.
409
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,420
- Right, I was like, yeah, you know what?
410
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,420
Because there's a yearly Cranpas parade
411
00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:21,420
in our sweet area downtown.
412
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:24,420
And I was like, oh, that sounds cool.
413
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,420
We should go to the Cranpas parade
414
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:29,420
because Cranpas is not a bad guy.
415
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:30,420
And I had to explain this to him.
416
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,420
He's not about-- he is a nine-foot tall goat demon.
417
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:36,420
But he's not a bad guy.
418
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:37,420
Now he's doing his job.
419
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,420
- Yeah, that's what he's designed to do.
420
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:41,420
- He knows he even want to do it.
421
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:43,420
He just knows he has to do it.
422
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:46,420
That's just what he was born to do.
423
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:49,420
- Yeah, he knows he's not happy about it.
424
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,420
He wants to get to be good.
425
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:54,420
- He hates putting kids in sacks and beating them.
426
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,420
- He's sneaking into their house in the middle of the night,
427
00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:00,420
stealing them from their parents and loved ones,
428
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:02,420
sticking them in a bag,
429
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,420
running out into the woods,
430
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:07,420
and beating them with sticks, 15 sticks,
431
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:10,420
until 5 a.m. and then bringing them home
432
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:13,420
for them to experience Christmas morning,
433
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,420
or they would get nothing good.
434
00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:18,420
- Well, I thought that this story was endearing.
435
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:21,420
And so I explained it to my kids.
436
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,420
Like I was like, "We're going to a crampus parade."
437
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:24,420
And they're like, "Christmas parade."
438
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,420
And I'm like, "No, a crampus parade."
439
00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:27,420
- Oh, crampus.
440
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,420
- And I told him who crampus was.
441
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:33,420
And they were not as enthused as you would think about seeing him.
442
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,420
- Yeah, well, I mean, yeah.
443
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:38,420
- Well, my 13-year-old knows.
444
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:39,420
He knows who crampus is.
445
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:41,420
So he's like, "Yeah, whatever, crampus school."
446
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:44,420
And my daughter found out about crampus.
447
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,420
And first she was like, "Okay."
448
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:48,420
And then it became like, "Oh, my God, what's he,
449
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:50,420
"what if he steals me in the night?"
450
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:52,420
And I'm like, "But are you naughty?
451
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:54,420
"Are you nice?"
452
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,420
And she's like, "Well, I don't know.
453
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,420
"I said, Benny, you're on the nice list."
454
00:20:57,420 --> 00:21:01,420
You don't have to worry about crampus if you're on the nice list.
455
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:04,420
You only have to worry about him if you're not on the nice list.
456
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:05,420
- Right?
457
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:07,420
- My brothers are bad, though.
458
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:10,420
- Well, Nate was like, "Hmm."
459
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,420
- No, Nate, it basically--
460
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:13,420
- Oh my God. - Oh my God.
461
00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:14,420
- Crampus in my room.
462
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:17,420
- No, Nate was like, literally Nate, the youngest,
463
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:22,420
the seven-year-olds was like, "Dad, crampus is awesome."
464
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,420
I was like, "Yeah."
465
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:24,420
(laughing)
466
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:25,420
He was like, "Tell me some more about him.
467
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:27,420
"Show me some pictures of him."
468
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,420
- I wonder what he would crampus.
469
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,220
- Yeah, and he was like, "He was doing his recon,
470
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,220
"so I'm crampus."
471
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:34,220
- He was like, "For real weight."
472
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:36,420
- This is how he did, he's like, "So, dad,
473
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,420
"dix does he beat you with?"
474
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,420
And I was like, "Look at it, the major."
475
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:44,420
I don't know, like, a dozen, 15, he's like, 15 sticks.
476
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,420
Slot sticks.
477
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,420
And I was like, "Yeah."
478
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:47,420
It's a lot of sticks.
479
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:50,420
- Can you bother your bag so I can bag my stick?
480
00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:52,420
- Like, what are you ready?
481
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:53,420
- He's like, "Are we going?
482
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:54,420
"Are we going to the parade?
483
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:55,420
"Are we gonna go?
484
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:57,420
"I'm ready to go, what on my dude?"
485
00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:59,420
If sisters having a meltdown, we can't.
486
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:02,420
'Cause she had a full-on freak out.
487
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:05,420
And Nate's like, "I really want to go see Crampus."
488
00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:06,420
- Yeah, Crampus.
489
00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:08,420
- No, he was so disappointed.
490
00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:11,420
- Well, then, Crampus is, Crampus Festival.
491
00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:15,420
- It was down in the arts year district of our great
492
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,420
- Of our pride in your ass.
493
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,420
- In the green, 'cause I know, I've seen that before,
494
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:24,420
that like, that over in Crampusville,
495
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:28,420
across the world, you know, they have a big festival.
496
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:29,420
- I believe you have to.
497
00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:31,420
- Crampus is, yeah, dude, that's a bunch of,
498
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:33,420
- Butch of Crampi.
499
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,420
- And he's like from Vienna or so, I don't know where he's from.
500
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:36,420
- Yeah, I'll show you.
501
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:38,420
- I thought it was German, but it was also Austrian.
502
00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:40,420
- Yeah, it was like Austrian.
503
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:43,420
- Yeah, I take the look, 'cause I remember the movie Crampus.
504
00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:45,420
- I mean, that was actually, you remember?
505
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:47,420
- I'll find folklore in Central Europe.
506
00:22:47,420 --> 00:22:49,420
So kind of all over the place.
507
00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:50,420
- Yeah, so.
508
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:52,420
- So, - Too many, yeah.
509
00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:54,420
- And exactly as I described it, though,
510
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:57,420
half-goat, half-deeming figure who punishes naughty children.
511
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:59,420
- Yeah, that's too many Crampi.
512
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,420
- Crampinus.
513
00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,420
- Crampinus, Crampi.
514
00:23:02,420 --> 00:23:04,420
- Crampi, I've took you.
515
00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:06,420
- Crampo.
516
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:10,420
- So the kids began looking at pictures of Crampus.
517
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:12,420
It turns out there's a lot of pictures of Crampus.
518
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:16,420
And most of them are legitimately scary.
519
00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:20,420
Like, a lot of them are like, "Rrrrr, Crampus."
520
00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:22,420
- He's not how Crampi and Soky-O.
521
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:24,420
- Yeah.
522
00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:26,420
- You got in the head.
523
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:30,420
- Romney like your French girl.
524
00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:32,420
- Romney like a French guy.
525
00:23:32,420 --> 00:23:34,420
- Yeah.
526
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:36,420
- Well, so yeah.
527
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:38,420
- So, Neelus said.
528
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:42,420
- Big, big, big, butted, African goats.
529
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,420
- Yeah.
530
00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:46,420
- Stronely the way Freddy sees all goats in his mind.
531
00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:48,420
- I'm a Crampus.
532
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,420
- There's no other part that you got.
533
00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:52,420
- Crampus.
534
00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:54,420
- What else?
535
00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:56,420
So, yeah.
536
00:23:56,420 --> 00:23:58,420
So that happened.
537
00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:02,260
And I was like, "Well, we're not going to the Christmas
538
00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:04,260
parade or the Crampus parade."
539
00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:06,260
And that's okay.
540
00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:08,260
It was, you know, I understand.
541
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:10,260
I'm not going to make Penny do something that she doesn't want to do.
542
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:16,260
But, right after that, the kids decided that I had downloaded
543
00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:18,260
Duolingo on my phone.
544
00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:22,260
And so now Nate is decided he's going to learn German.
545
00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:24,260
- Oh.
546
00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:26,260
- And I think it's in an effort to communicate with Crampus.
547
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,260
- You're going to lose a little bang and his little...
548
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:30,260
- I'm going to tell the Crampus pictures.
549
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,260
- The Crampus pictures.
550
00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:34,260
- From all over the internet right now.
551
00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:36,260
And you should definitely do the same thing if you're listening to this.
552
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:38,260
Look at how K-R-A-M-P-U-S.
553
00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:40,260
If you don't know who Crampus is, he's the best.
554
00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:44,260
He's the Christmas guy.
555
00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:48,260
Because again, Fred, he doesn't want to do what he does.
556
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:50,260
- No, he doesn't.
557
00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:52,260
- He may be smiling.
558
00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:54,260
But that's only because he's a half goat half demon.
559
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,260
And if you're a half goat half demon, you only get to work one night a year.
560
00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:58,260
You're pretty happy about that.
561
00:24:58,260 --> 00:25:00,260
- What is he doing with the rest of the youth?
562
00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:02,260
- He actually works.
563
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:04,260
According to this, he actually is...
564
00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:06,260
- He works at town hall.
565
00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:08,260
- He's the...
566
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:12,260
- Nicholas, which is Santa Claus is devilish companion.
567
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,260
So he works with Santa.
568
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:16,260
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
569
00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:18,260
They work together.
570
00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:20,260
- Yep.
571
00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:22,260
- Santa and Crampus.
572
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:24,260
- Santa is the two sides of the damn boys.
573
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:26,260
- And it's like, fuck that kid.
574
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:28,260
- Crampus, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
575
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:32,260
- He's like, oh, I got my sleigh smell like go ass.
576
00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:34,260
- Yeah.
577
00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:36,260
- He's like, and demon ass.
578
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:38,260
- Crampus, be stopping at the strip club.
579
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:40,260
- Pull over here, Fred.
580
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:42,260
I got to hit the ATU.
581
00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:46,260
- Crampus, let me get some white Christmas money.
582
00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:48,260
- Yeah.
583
00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:50,260
- Yeah.
584
00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:52,260
- Yeah.
585
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:54,260
- Yeah.
586
00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:56,260
- Yeah.
587
00:25:56,260 --> 00:25:58,260
- Wait, what?
588
00:25:58,260 --> 00:26:00,260
- Well, we love the guy.
589
00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:02,260
- I wish the best for him.
590
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:04,260
- Yeah, Crampus is the friend of the show.
591
00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:06,260
- Yeah, 100%.
592
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:08,260
And dude, that's the thing about it.
593
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:10,260
I told the kids, because they asked me about, again,
594
00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:12,260
they're like, Nate, of course, and he can't help himself.
595
00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:14,260
He's like, "Dad, if you ever like,
596
00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:16,260
"Did Crampus ever come and visit you?"
597
00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:18,260
And I was like, he did once.
598
00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:22,260
And they're like, "Well, I liked you looked up."
599
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:26,260
- He looked like a stout, like, "He did once."
600
00:26:26,260 --> 00:26:30,260
And I kind of went like, "What happened?"
601
00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:34,260
And I was like, "I was never naughty again."
602
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,260
- He said, "He looked like you can't talk about it."
603
00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:40,260
- Yeah, he was like, "Only I can do like a fake tear."
604
00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:42,260
Just one fake tear.
605
00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:44,260
- Yeah, one, two, three.
606
00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:46,260
- That would have done it.
607
00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:48,260
- Oh, sure.
608
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:50,260
- Yeah, what?
609
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:52,260
- Yeah, that's not it.
610
00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:54,260
(laughing)
611
00:26:54,260 --> 00:26:58,260
- Because of Spock, man, Spock, I saw a dragon once.
612
00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:02,260
- Look up in the sky, see the dragon once.
613
00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:04,260
- I'm bearing it for you, seven.
614
00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:06,260
- I use the gentleman,
615
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:09,260
please support your local Crampus parade.
616
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:12,260
If you have one, I don't know, why not?
617
00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:15,260
And go to the one here, if you can.
618
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,260
- If you're here.
619
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:20,260
- You see the butter, like warm butter?
620
00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:22,260
- It's the rock of the game.
621
00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:25,260
- It's just rocks, they don't really...
622
00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:27,260
(laughing)
623
00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:29,260
- I get you, children.
624
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:32,260
- They throw rocks at BLC, written in orange on it.
625
00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:34,260
- A rock.
626
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:37,260
- We got John Schmoltz dressed up as Crampus.
627
00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:39,260
- Yeah, rock, kids.
628
00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:42,260
- All rock shots.
629
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:46,260
- You're welcome to Christmas, not you boys.
630
00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:48,260
(laughing)
631
00:27:48,260 --> 00:27:51,260
- It's like 100 Crampus, but you don't know which one, John.
632
00:27:51,260 --> 00:27:53,260
- You don't know which one.
633
00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:56,260
- It's the Crampus parade.
634
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,260
- Oh, it's the dragon.
635
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,260
- He's already John Schmoltz.
636
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:04,260
- Yeah, 'cause he looked like a Crampus already.
637
00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:06,260
- Yeah.
638
00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,260
- It's super coveted bird feathers.
639
00:28:08,260 --> 00:28:10,260
- Yeah.
640
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:12,260
- So, I have killed the man.
641
00:28:12,260 --> 00:28:14,260
- I'm not going to kill him.
642
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,260
- Children.
643
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:18,260
- All right, well, we'll take a quick break.
644
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,260
Crampus free break.
645
00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:22,260
Go out there and be naughty.
646
00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:25,260
We'll be back with more of the Blackling,
647
00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:26,260
going to podcast.
648
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:28,260
- The Blackling, Incorrective Podcast
649
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:31,260
will return after a word from our sponsors.
650
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:33,260
(clears throat)
651
00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:35,260
- This is Spud's Oxley.
652
00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:39,260
I've been alive for a very long time.
653
00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:42,260
I have heard all kinds of garbage,
654
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:45,260
but I do have to say,
655
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:48,260
then boys at the Blackling, Incorrective Podcast
656
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:51,260
are sure funny.
657
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:54,260
Not in the, you know, that kind of funny.
658
00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:58,260
I mean the funny, ha, ha, funny.
659
00:28:58,260 --> 00:29:00,260
Except Matt.
660
00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:03,260
You know, he's kind of has that Henry Cavill
661
00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:06,260
crush-deely thing going for him.
662
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:08,260
(sighs)
663
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:11,260
Now I can die in peace.
664
00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:13,840
(upbeat music)
665
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:18,840
(upbeat music)
666
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,840
(upbeat music)
667
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,840
(upbeat music)
668
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:51,840
- Welcome back to the 218th edition
669
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,840
of Blackling, Incorrective Podcast.
670
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,840
That's right ladies and gentlemen, we're back.
671
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,840
We are Christmas free for the rest of the episode.
672
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,840
We hope.
673
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:02,840
We'll see.
674
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,840
I don't know, it's season over, bitch.
675
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:05,840
- Christmas.
676
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,840
- Yeah, Christmas.
677
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,840
- But you know what, one thing that won't stop us, Fred.
678
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,840
- Yeah, what's this?
679
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,840
- Is we're gonna be producing
680
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,840
our first ever double episode
681
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,840
of the show over the Christmas and Halloween,
682
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,840
or Christmas and Halloween.
683
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,840
- Christmas and New Year's break since our show will drop.
684
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,840
What, the day, the Monday after Christmas
685
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,840
and the Monday after New Year's.
686
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,840
So we'll have a dual, dual, dual,
687
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,840
kind of deal with it.
688
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:37,840
- I mean, it's gonna be great.
689
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,840
- And if you want us to talk about something,
690
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,840
just email us.
691
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,840
- Please.
692
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,840
- Ask me, I'll ask.
693
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,840
- Yeah, email us, Texas.
694
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,840
- And where I, Fred.
695
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,840
- Texas, where?
696
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,840
- Texas, where, Texas, anywhere.
697
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,840
- America's, just this podcast, I can't.
698
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,840
- Yeah, America's favorite podcast, I can't.
699
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,840
- Ava, a-ca-ap podcast.
700
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,840
- We're not the best, we're just the favorite.
701
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:56,840
We're not the best, Fred.
702
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,840
And that's a favorite.
703
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,840
- Favorite, that's right.
704
00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,840
- But you know what, Fred.
705
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,840
- Favorite is an opinion.
706
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,840
- Right, the best is the point of viable fact.
707
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,840
And we can't quantify that.
708
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,840
We are only a two-time award winning podcast.
709
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,840
- That's right.
710
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,840
- I'm sure there are podcasts that won three awards, maybe.
711
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,840
Maybe.
712
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,840
- That's gonna be us.
713
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,840
- One day.
714
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,840
- Next year.
715
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,840
- One day.
716
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,840
- I feel like next year they're coming for us.
717
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,840
- They're coming to take the Kings down.
718
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,840
- Yeah, yeah.
719
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,840
- Joe Rogan's gonna start broadcasting.
720
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,840
- Yeah, Joe Rogan's really, I'm from Creepland.
721
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,840
(laughing)
722
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,840
- I think you know all I want to destroy the Blackling collective
723
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:29,840
audience.
724
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,840
- That would be great for us, honestly.
725
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,840
- That would be awesome.
726
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,840
- Like I would appreciate, I mean,
727
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,840
you know what, the show finally did something.
728
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,840
Well, Fred, speaking of doing something,
729
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,840
we've got, you know Fred, one thing that we do,
730
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,840
and we haven't done it a while, and so we're,
731
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,840
I'm excited to get to do this again,
732
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,840
is we like to keep people with,
733
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,840
we like to keep you in the know, Fred.
734
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,840
So with the firings and the restructuring of the CDC,
735
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,840
it can be very hard to know health stuff
736
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,840
and what's going on around you,
737
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,840
what to be on the lookout for,
738
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,840
what to be on the lookout with, whatever.
739
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,840
So, very rarely, because he's a very, very busy guy,
740
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,840
do we get to have our presence graced
741
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,840
by our show's friendly neighborhood physician,
742
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,840
who is definitely hopefully gonna come on.
743
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,840
- Yeah.
744
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,840
- And then is, yeah, please welcome aboard,
745
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,840
welcome to the show.
746
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,840
Everybody's favorite, Dr. Frinchee.
747
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,840
- Oh, hello.
748
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,840
Hello, my friend.
749
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,840
Hello, my friend.
750
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,840
- Hello, Dr. Frinchee.
751
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,840
- I'm Mary Christmas.
752
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,840
- Oh, many Christmas to you.
753
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,840
- And happy Guanda.
754
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,840
- Happy Guanda as well to you.
755
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,840
- That's, yet, but it's coming.
756
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:48,840
- No, it's on the way.
757
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,840
But you probably won't be on the show again before Guanda.
758
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,840
- How you Americans say, "Tease the season."
759
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,840
- Yes, "Tease the season."
760
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,840
- "Tease the season."
761
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,840
- "Tease the season."
762
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,840
- "Tease the season."
763
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,840
- Exactly.
764
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:09,840
- Well, Dr. Frinchee, we're so glad you're here with us today.
765
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:10,840
- Very happy to be here.
766
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:11,840
- Why?
767
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,840
Why?
768
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,840
- Are you here?
769
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:15,840
- Why are you here?
770
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,840
- Because you fell asleep.
771
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,840
- That's true.
772
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,840
- That's true.
773
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:19,840
We didn't have to.
774
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,840
- So you tell me why I am here.
775
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,840
- Well, Dr. Frinchee, I actually have a question for you.
776
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:29,840
Because you have spent a lot of your, you've been all over the place.
777
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:36,840
We've determined that over the years that you have worked basically in every country on the earth.
778
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,840
- Yes, I am very internationally known.
779
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:45,840
- But you spend a lot of your time from what I can recall in the little tiny country of Africa.
780
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,840
- Yes, it is the motherland.
781
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:48,840
It is my motherland.
782
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:49,840
- Is Africa a country?
783
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:57,840
- No, because Africa is a continent made up of 100 and 27 different countries.
784
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,840
- Wow.
785
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,840
So he knows that's how you know he's from Africa.
786
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,840
- Yes, I only, Africa would know that fact.
787
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,840
- 120, because it changes constantly.
788
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,840
- Yes, because of war and death.
789
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,840
- War and genocide.
790
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,840
- But it is.
791
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,840
- But that's what you're, that's what you're not there for.
792
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,840
- Yes, you ever see that movie with Don Titoll?
793
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,840
It's very good hotel Rwanda.
794
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:20,840
- Blondheimen, how about that?
795
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:21,840
- Hotel Rwanda.
796
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:22,840
- How about you Rwanda?
797
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:23,840
- Hotel Rwanda?
798
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,840
- Hotel Rwanda?
799
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,840
- I was at that hotel.
800
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:31,840
I tell you, the disentellied in that hotel was horrible.
801
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,840
It was bleed everywhere.
802
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,840
- Wow.
803
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,840
- It was very bad, it was very bad, very bad.
804
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,840
- And you helped people there,
805
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,840
- I wasn't quite any more.
806
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,840
- You were crowned.
807
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,840
- I'm sure that Apple didn't taste the same after all.
808
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,840
- No, it was, it was rotten.
809
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,840
- It was like that, what was that cruise?
810
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,840
All in the movie with the cruise?
811
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,840
Or the guys like they would poop?
812
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,840
And then poop, a paper towel top over there, the poop on that?
813
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,840
- It was like a poop cruise.
814
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,840
- The poop cruise, didn't it?
815
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,840
- Yeah, it was like a poop.
816
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:03,840
- It was on it.
817
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,840
- Well, that's exactly what it feels like.
818
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,840
Well, Dr. Frinchy, we did wanna know what's going on with you,
819
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,840
but then I also had a question.
820
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,840
So are you aware of a gentleman who kind of lives?
821
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,840
I don't know how big Africa is,
822
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,840
and I don't know what part you're in,
823
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,840
and even if you told me I'm not gonna know,
824
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,840
unless you say Egypt or like South Africa,
825
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,840
but have you ever heard of Chris Penelope,
826
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:32,840
Christ Penelope, the founder of Sevenfold Holy Springs Ministries,
827
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,840
and then, "Pupo."
828
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,840
- I have heard of this man.
829
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:38,840
This man is...
830
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,840
He is terrible.
831
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,840
- He is terrible.
832
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,840
- He is terrible.
833
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,840
- He is not a doctor.
834
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,840
- He is not a minister.
835
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,840
He is a prank star.
836
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,840
He is a jokester.
837
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,840
He is the trickster.
838
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,840
- He is a scam-fotist.
839
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,840
- Ah, scam-fotist.
840
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:02,840
(laughing)
841
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,840
- How long it took you to get that one?
842
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,840
- It was worth it.
843
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:06,840
- It was worth it.
844
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,840
- So, well, Dr. Frickie, so...
845
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,840
For those who don't know,
846
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:15,840
Dr. Christ, Mr. Christ Penelope says...
847
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,840
- It's a silly name.
848
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,840
- Right?
849
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,840
He has an unusual method for pastoring his flock.
850
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:26,840
He farts on them, claiming it is part of a healing process.
851
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,840
He says it's important that the fart be near the person's nostrils
852
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,840
so the healing power
853
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,840
and enter the person's body and do its work.
854
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,840
Says out-Africa is independent online news.
855
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,840
- This man...
856
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,840
I do not know how...
857
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,840
What?
858
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:49,840
He claims he's following the divine example
859
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,840
of putting people in need of a miracle into a deep sleep
860
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,840
before giving them the healing that they need.
861
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,840
(laughing)
862
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,840
- I am in a state of law'sful words.
863
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,840
This is not unique.
864
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,840
- Who would believe this man?
865
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,840
Would you let another man...
866
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,840
- He told you this.
867
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,840
- He told you this.
868
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,840
- What?
869
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,840
- Is the nostrils in the anus?
870
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,840
- I don't know.
871
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,840
- He said...
872
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,840
- I don't know that I would.
873
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,840
Is that where Jesus hangs out?
874
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:21,840
- I think I would.
875
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,840
(laughing)
876
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,840
- I think I would.
877
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,840
- Who just had to let me go?
878
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,840
I am going home to my ancestors.
879
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,840
You are not partying in my face.
880
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,840
- No.
881
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,840
(laughing)
882
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,840
- So if you were as a doctor,
883
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:36,840
there's got to be...
884
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,840
It's probably not good to fart in somebody's nose, right?
885
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,840
Like directly into their nose.
886
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,840
- No, it is very bad.
887
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,840
You get all kinds of fecal matter into your face, into your face.
888
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:47,840
- That's healthy.
889
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,840
- That causes a...
890
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,840
Pink eye, the pink eye.
891
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:52,840
- I'm sure...
892
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:53,840
- The pink eye.
893
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:54,840
- The pinky eyes.
894
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:55,840
- Sure.
895
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,840
- So...
896
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,840
- It is not good.
897
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,840
- So have you ever been to the guy?
898
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:01,840
I mean you...
899
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,840
- I did this one time.
900
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,840
- You did check.
901
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:06,840
You went to check it out.
902
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,840
What was the doctor you kind of have to like?
903
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:08,840
- Just to see.
904
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,840
- Yeah, you got to check out the competition, right?
905
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:12,840
- Yes.
906
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,840
And then he looks at me and tells me,
907
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,840
"Mr. Sir, come here.
908
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,840
I can see you."
909
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,840
- Oh no.
910
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,840
- Something is wrong with you.
911
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:23,840
- Pink eye.
912
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:28,840
- I said no sir, you are not going too far in my face.
913
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,840
He said, "But I need to...
914
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,840
I believe this is how this man is.
915
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,840
It's how you say getting his rocks off."
916
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:37,840
- Right.
917
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,840
- Oh.
918
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:39,840
- But you think...
919
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,840
- Just like that.
920
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,840
- Do you think...
921
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:42,840
- Do you think...
922
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,840
- How does he flirt that much?
923
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,840
Like if he's got to do multiple farts...
924
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,840
- He's probably got a bean diet.
925
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:50,840
- No.
926
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,840
- A bean diet.
927
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,840
He's bean everything.
928
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:54,840
Bean pies.
929
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,840
Bean ice cream.
930
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,840
Bean soda.
931
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,840
(laughs)
932
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,840
- Oh, well...
933
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,840
- Bean soda.
934
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,840
- Bean soda.
935
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:05,840
- Bean soda.
936
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,840
(laughs)
937
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,840
- Bean, bean, bean.
938
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,840
(laughs)
939
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,840
- Oh my God.
940
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,840
- So...
941
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:15,840
- Bean, bean, bean.
942
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,840
- So Dr. Frenchy would...
943
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:18,840
Again, if you...
944
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,840
- Bean, bean, bean.
945
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,840
- He looks like...
946
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:22,840
I'll be honest with you.
947
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:23,840
I'm looking at the guy.
948
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,840
- Bean, bean, bean soda is bad.
949
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,840
- He's...
950
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,840
(laughs)
951
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:29,840
- Yes, it is.
952
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,840
Yes, it is.
953
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:31,840
- Yes, it is.
954
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,840
- But he says, "Okay, we are going to get through it."
955
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,840
- We're going to save it because it's free.
956
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:37,840
- We are going to get through it.
957
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:38,840
- It's free.
958
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,840
We don't have to record another one.
959
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,840
Frenchy.
960
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:42,840
So...
961
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:43,840
And so we're just going with it.
962
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:44,840
So Dr. Frenchy,
963
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,840
this guy looks like he wears very, very thin pants.
964
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,840
- Probably from Jesus.
965
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,840
- He said, "Invite in win break us."
966
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,840
(laughs)
967
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,840
- All right.
968
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:58,840
All right.
969
00:39:58,840 --> 00:39:59,840
Anything else for you?
970
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:00,840
Any Christmas?
971
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,840
- No.
972
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,840
That is all I have today.
973
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,840
(laughs)
974
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,840
- No Christmas diseases going around.
975
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:07,840
You want to talk about...
976
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,840
- No.
977
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,840
- Christmas diseases.
978
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:10,840
- I don't know what...
979
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:11,840
There could be one.
980
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,840
What have you had?
981
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,840
- We had...
982
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,840
I don't know.
983
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,840
- I have heard...
984
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:25,840
Some people have been doing some research about something called...
985
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,840
- Missil Toe Foot.
986
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
987
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
988
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
989
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:33,840
- Yes.
990
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:34,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
991
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:35,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
992
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:36,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
993
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
994
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,840
- I can't even pronounce it.
995
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
996
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
997
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,840
- I can't even pronounce it.
998
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,840
(laughs)
999
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,840
- Oh, it was worth my joke.
1000
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,840
- It was worth my joke.
1001
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,840
- Listen.
1002
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,840
If you listen to this episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
1003
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,840
- I'm sorry.
1004
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,840
- I did five years.
1005
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,840
You're a beauty, but still you.
1006
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
1007
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,840
- You may be entitled for compensation.
1008
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:09,840
- That's right.
1009
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,840
- Call Dr.
1010
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,840
- Or Pastor Christ Penelope.
1011
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,840
- Yep.
1012
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,840
- And ask him to fart and see which one gets you Missil Toe Thee.
1013
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
1014
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
1015
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
1016
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:21,840
- Missil Toe Thee.
1017
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,840
- He's so cute.
1018
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:23,840
Right out of you.
1019
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,840
- Right.
1020
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,840
- He's so cute.
1021
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,840
- He's got people's farts.
1022
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,840
- He's farts are so stinky.
1023
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,840
The disease is like, oh no, I cannot stay in his body.
1024
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,840
- Yeah.
1025
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:36,840
- No, yeah, exactly.
1026
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,840
- He's like, oh no.
1027
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,840
- He's like, oh no.
1028
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,840
- Well, it's one of those things of Dr. Frenschee.
1029
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,840
I think it's like, who would let a guy fart on them?
1030
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,840
If you were in a disease, you'd be like, dude,
1031
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,840
that guy just let that other guy fart on me on,
1032
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,840
and this is not a good body to inhibit.
1033
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,840
This guy and to inhabit, this guy could just end it any minute.
1034
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,840
Like, he's so crazy.
1035
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,840
I feel like I should jump into something else.
1036
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,840
Maybe like,
1037
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,840
- Well, the crazy part is people are letting him do that.
1038
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,840
- People are probably paying for it.
1039
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,840
- I could not imagine.
1040
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,840
(laughs)
1041
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,840
- Well, you know, that's why we need your Dr. Lee expertise.
1042
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:17,840
- Yes, okay.
1043
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,840
- And I give it to you for free.
1044
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,840
- For free, that's right.
1045
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,840
- Okay, and you don't even fart in our noses.
1046
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:28,840
- So you don't recommend anybody, please do not,
1047
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,840
if like, for a joke or something funny,
1048
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,840
you just fought on your free,
1049
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,840
- Classic prank. - Classic prank.
1050
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,840
But no, please, you could suffocate someone.
1051
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,840
You could feel their lungs with butt gas.
1052
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:43,840
- Oh, no.
1053
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,840
- Kill them.
1054
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,840
- Just, no butt gas in the lungs.
1055
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,840
- Don't do it.
1056
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,840
- That's a show title right there.
1057
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,840
- But yes, in the lungs.
1058
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,840
(laughs)
1059
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,840
- I have scammed fartists right now.
1060
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,840
- No.
1061
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,840
- Well, thank you, Dr. Frenchi, for your time.
1062
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,840
We hope you have a lovely Kwanza and Christmas,
1063
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,840
whatever you celebrate.
1064
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,840
- Thank you.
1065
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,840
- And we hope you're not stuck in Hotel Rwanda.
1066
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,840
- Oh, yeah.
1067
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,840
- No, I keep it the holiday in.
1068
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,840
That is why I am a doctor.
1069
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,840
(laughs)
1070
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:16,840
- No, yeah.
1071
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:17,840
- He's not really an doctor.
1072
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,840
He just sleeps in the holiday in Rwanda.
1073
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,840
- He, he, he, he, he, he, he,
1074
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:32,840
- He pealed out quick too, man. (laughs)
1075
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,840
- Well, he had to probably, he's probably has to pay for the internet by the minute.
1076
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,840
- I think he said he had a history with me.
1077
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:38,840
- There you go.
1078
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:39,840
- There you go.
1079
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,840
Well, ladies and gentlemen, there's Dr. Frenchi's,
1080
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:47,840
once a month, or once a year, medical advice show that we only do once a year of a reason.
1081
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,840
So, it's kinda, that's right.
1082
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:58,840
- I think it's a week about some stuff going on and some news and some goodness.
1083
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,840
And you told me you saw a brand new movie.
1084
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,840
- I think that's a film that I was excited to see.
1085
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,840
- I want to tell us all about it.
1086
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,840
Is this spoiler free?
1087
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,840
Tell us about it, or is it?
1088
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,840
- Spoiler filled.
1089
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,840
- Spoiler filled.
1090
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,840
- I give you some spoilers.
1091
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:17,840
I'll give you like some...
1092
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,840
- Don't give us any major, but...
1093
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,840
- This movie is running man.
1094
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,840
- When did this movie come out?
1095
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:24,840
- It came out...
1096
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:25,840
- '87?
1097
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:26,840
- No.
1098
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:27,840
- The original.
1099
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:28,840
- They're original, yeah.
1100
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,840
This is the rebate.
1101
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:37,840
- Starring God that I've seen, but I can't really know his face.
1102
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,840
- No, he was in a...
1103
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:40,840
- He was in a good time.
1104
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,840
- Yeah, Glenn Powell.
1105
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,840
He was the guy in that movie that Sean Hulu about...
1106
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,840
- Chad, Chad Powers.
1107
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,840
- Yeah, he was in Twins' head.
1108
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,840
- Yeah, I mean, he's a good actor.
1109
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,840
He's like, I don't know.
1110
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,840
He's kind of a new face.
1111
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:54,840
- Yeah, I'm saying.
1112
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,840
- He's a new-ish face that's been popping up.
1113
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,840
But I don't know about him.
1114
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,840
- He was an expendable four.
1115
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,840
- And now you're gonna tell us about him.
1116
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,840
Did he win you over with his running ability?
1117
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,840
- No.
1118
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,840
- No, I mean...
1119
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,840
- Well, let me ask you this question.
1120
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,840
- I thought the movie was decent.
1121
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,840
I did not think it was better than the original.
1122
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,840
- Right.
1123
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,840
- It wasn't supposed to be, right?
1124
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,840
- Right.
1125
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,840
- Why would they ever make a movie that would be as good
1126
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:22,840
as the original?
1127
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:23,840
- It's totally different.
1128
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:24,840
- Yeah, that's what...
1129
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:25,840
So was there...
1130
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,840
It compared to what you expected.
1131
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:28,840
- Mm-hmm.
1132
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,840
- Was there more less or about what you thought
1133
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,840
a mount of running in the show in the movie?
1134
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:36,840
- Less.
1135
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:37,840
- Less running.
1136
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:38,840
- Less running.
1137
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:39,840
- There was nothing...
1138
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,840
- That was not a lot...
1139
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,840
- Not a lot running.
1140
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,840
- That was something...
1141
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:45,840
- There was some running.
1142
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,840
- There's some running, some car chasing.
1143
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,840
- It should've called a fighting man.
1144
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:49,840
- Yeah, fighting man.
1145
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,840
- No fighting man.
1146
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,840
- I'm like, "Oh, we never even heard of this movie."
1147
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,840
And then he'd be like, "This is a good movie
1148
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,840
because it's not a remake of a great film."
1149
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,840
- Right.
1150
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,840
- You're like, "It's just...
1151
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:01,840
- It's just a funny movie, man.
1152
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,840
- It did have like a...
1153
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,840
a tip of the cap to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
1154
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,840
- 'Cause...
1155
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,840
- He didn't know...
1156
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,840
- He didn't know that was totally recall.
1157
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:12,840
- Yeah.
1158
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,840
- He's on the money.
1159
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,840
- Okay.
1160
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:16,840
- He's a face on the money?
1161
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,840
- Yeah, he's a face on the money.
1162
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,840
- Yeah, he's a face on the money.
1163
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,840
Yeah, I was saying.
1164
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:20,840
- That's cool.
1165
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,840
- That's cool.
1166
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,840
- That's pretty cool.
1167
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,840
Yeah.
1168
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,840
- I thought he was gonna do like a cameo or something,
1169
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,840
but he did.
1170
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,840
- Yeah.
1171
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,840
- Well, yeah.
1172
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,840
- And then like, I don't like how...
1173
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,840
You remember in the first one, like, the bad guy
1174
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,840
was Richard Dawson.
1175
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,840
- Yeah.
1176
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:35,840
- Right.
1177
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:36,840
- Family few guy.
1178
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,840
He was the big guy.
1179
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:43,840
Like, just like they have like the game show host.
1180
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,840
And then the other guy is the big guy.
1181
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,840
- Like, Sarah?
1182
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:48,840
- No.
1183
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:49,840
- Okay.
1184
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,840
- No, Josh Brolin is the...
1185
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,840
- Okay.
1186
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,840
- The main one.
1187
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,840
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
1188
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,840
Well, Josh Brolin is not the host?
1189
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,840
- No.
1190
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,840
The mingo...
1191
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,840
- Coleman, the mingo.
1192
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:01,840
- Coleman, the mingo.
1193
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,840
- Okay.
1194
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:03,840
- Yeah.
1195
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,840
- Which, I like Coleman, his big gay stuff.
1196
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:06,840
His big gay stuff.
1197
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:07,840
- Yeah.
1198
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,840
- That's a clam boy and gay stuff.
1199
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:09,840
- That's what we're getting at this time.
1200
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:10,840
- His is so...
1201
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,840
I like it though.
1202
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:13,840
- Yeah, he's a good actor.
1203
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,840
- Yeah, I really like it.
1204
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,840
- Even though I don't know if he was acting
1205
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:18,840
because I mean...
1206
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:19,840
- Yeah, I know, I know.
1207
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,840
It's just him.
1208
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,840
(laughs)
1209
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,840
- Yeah, that's the same.
1210
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,840
- Yeah, this is like a pretty relatively star-studded cast.
1211
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,840
- Yeah, it's got some names in it.
1212
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,840
- William H. Macy and...
1213
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:31,840
- Yeah.
1214
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,840
- Dawn Hayes and the guy who plays Trump on SNL.
1215
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,840
Was he in that?
1216
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,840
- Jamie, he was the voice of the announcer.
1217
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:39,840
- Oh.
1218
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,840
(laughs)
1219
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:42,840
- And Emily's...
1220
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,840
- Three runners down.
1221
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,840
(laughs)
1222
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:47,840
- Three runners down.
1223
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:48,840
- Yeah.
1224
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:49,840
(laughs)
1225
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,840
- One Trump to go.
1226
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,840
- That came to your brain.
1227
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:54,840
- That came to all kinds of people.
1228
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,840
- I thought it was pretty good.
1229
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,840
I mean, it had some funny bits in it.
1230
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:04,840
- Give us a rating of one to 23.
1231
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,840
- What?
1232
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,840
- I give it a six-year-old.
1233
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:09,840
- No, uh...
1234
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,840
- Super!
1235
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:12,840
- Well, we get it.
1236
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:13,840
Officially, let your kids...
1237
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,840
Hey, listeners, let your kids listen to that
1238
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,840
and kill that thing off for good.
1239
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,840
(laughs)
1240
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,840
- It's one of these saying, "It's over."
1241
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:23,840
- It did.
1242
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:24,840
- Thank you.
1243
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,840
- That's all you have to do is say it.
1244
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,840
- That's all you have to do is say it.
1245
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:28,840
- That's how it goes.
1246
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,840
- Yeah, like, oh, it's that down.
1247
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,840
- Yeah.
1248
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,840
- But...
1249
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,840
- And it's everywhere, mate.
1250
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,840
I hate to get about the subject, but like,
1251
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,840
we were watching a football game,
1252
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,840
and my daughter goes, "She's eight."
1253
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,840
And she's like, "Yeah, look at their record."
1254
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,840
"Stick seven."
1255
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,840
- I was like, "I don't know, I don't know."
1256
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:48,840
- No, well, that's...
1257
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,840
What was the other one that...
1258
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:55,840
So, it's 6'7" and then my daughter started telling this joke.
1259
00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:01,840
"Why was 10 afraid of nine, I think?"
1260
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,840
And it was something that was 9/11.
1261
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:05,840
(laughs)
1262
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,840
- It's like a 9/11 joke, and I was like, "No, it's too soon."
1263
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,840
(laughs)
1264
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:12,840
- Oh.
1265
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:13,840
- 'Cause it was like, "Yeah, 'cause it was like,
1266
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:14,840
"Why is 10 afraid of nine, either?"
1267
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:15,840
'Cause nine was 9/11."
1268
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,840
And I'm like, "What the fuck is...
1269
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:18,840
No!"
1270
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,840
Absolutely not.
1271
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:21,840
- Kids are just...
1272
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,840
- So, did you talk...
1273
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,840
- Going back to the movie, you said it's...
1274
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,840
- Yeah.
1275
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,840
- What the premise is is completely different?
1276
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,840
- Yeah, yeah, so...
1277
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:36,840
He's a married man with daughter and the kid is sick
1278
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,840
and it's dystopian future, so like, there's no work...
1279
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:41,840
- So, I have a man here.
1280
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:42,840
- ...in America.
1281
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,840
- And he was just...
1282
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,840
He wanted to...
1283
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,840
just 'cause there's like, game shows are like huge in the future.
1284
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:49,840
- Right.
1285
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:50,840
- And like, you know, there's a ton of them.
1286
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,840
He just wanted to get on the game show just to try to win some money.
1287
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,840
And they were like, "No, you're going on running man."
1288
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,840
And he's like, "No, I'm doing running man."
1289
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,840
He's like, "Look, even if you die, we take care of your family."
1290
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,840
And he's like, "Look at all this money, you know what I mean?
1291
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,840
Dude, run a man."
1292
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,840
And he did run a man.
1293
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,840
- Yeah, okay, 'cause like, in the original, he was a prisoner.
1294
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:12,840
- He was a cop.
1295
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:13,840
- Yeah, he was a cop.
1296
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,840
- He was a cop.
1297
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,840
- No, he was a cop and yeah, they shot all these guys.
1298
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,840
- Yeah, they framed him, yeah.
1299
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,840
- To make them run.
1300
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:23,840
- Yeah, some people would hate them.
1301
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,840
People would be like, "Boom!"
1302
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:26,840
- Right.
1303
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:27,840
- They try to do that.
1304
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,840
They try to do that.
1305
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:29,840
- You can't hate that guy.
1306
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:30,840
He's too handsome.
1307
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,840
- His name is still Ben Richards.
1308
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,840
- Yeah, but he's a handsome fellow.
1309
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,840
You're not going to hate a guy who's like, "Yeah, that's a handsome guy."
1310
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,840
- Well, he's a half a liter of--
1311
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:41,840
- Did they have a lecture?
1312
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:42,840
- No.
1313
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:43,840
- No.
1314
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,840
- Nope, they don't have any.
1315
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,840
They don't have, not a mom.
1316
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:54,840
- Dynamo, yeah, Dynamo, the black dude, nobody playing Jesse the body, Vans, you're--
1317
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:55,840
- Oh my god.
1318
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:56,840
- They're moving.
1319
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:04,840
- Like, they got a leek squad of hunters and like only one guy ever getting all the time.
1320
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:05,840
- Yeah, I'm saying.
1321
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,840
- Yeah, 'cause it's not about them.
1322
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:08,840
It's just about the guy running.
1323
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:09,840
- Yeah, right.
1324
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:10,840
- But not on him, man.
1325
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,840
- Yeah.
1326
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:12,840
- So, don't have to--
1327
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:13,840
- Doesn't have a chicken in it?
1328
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,840
- Yeah, they have a chicken in it.
1329
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:16,840
- There's a couple of chicks.
1330
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,840
- That chick, she was Spanish too, matter of fact, 'cause the other one was--
1331
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,840
- There's a Ben Richards.
1332
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:23,840
- Ben Richards.
1333
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:24,840
- Yeah.
1334
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,840
- Yeah, she was a hot note, like--
1335
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,840
- Yeah, makes it worth watching.
1336
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:29,840
- This is the--
1337
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:35,840
- Spanish guy, I all know her name, but she's been in a couple other things too.
1338
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,840
- Well, Alan's gonna ask you a question, and if he doesn't-- since he hasn't asked, I'm gonna ask it.
1339
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,840
- Okay.
1340
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,840
- Yes or no, to nudity in the film.
1341
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,840
- I was like, I was gonna ask it, "Titty or no?"
1342
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:47,840
- No, no, "Titty."
1343
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,840
- See there, yeah, that drops at seven points as far as--
1344
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,840
- No, "Titty."
1345
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:52,840
- "Titty."
1346
00:51:52,840 --> 00:52:00,840
- All right, so what is your ranking, Fred, on a scale from two to 26 and a half?
1347
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:06,840
- Oh, give it a 10.
1348
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:10,840
- 10 out of 26 and a half, not--
1349
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,840
- No, no, I'll give it more than that.
1350
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,840
I'll give it a-- I'll give it a 12.
1351
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,840
- Okay, 12, 15, 15.
1352
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:19,840
- Below average slightly.
1353
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,840
- Slightly above button movie.
1354
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,840
- Yeah, a little bit.
1355
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,840
It's a good entertaining show.
1356
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,840
- Sure, sure.
1357
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:28,840
- The ending so--
1358
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,840
- Oh, well, now you gotta tell us, 'cause I'm never gonna watch it.
1359
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,840
- You already didn't sell it at all.
1360
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:34,840
- Yeah, I know.
1361
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:35,840
- I mean, I'm not gonna watch it.
1362
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,840
- Yeah, I'm so excited to watch it.
1363
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,840
- Boy, you were a little--
1364
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:39,840
- I was so excited to watch it.
1365
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,840
- Man, his wife in this movie is hot.
1366
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,840
- Yeah, yeah, I'm just like her.
1367
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:44,840
- Yeah, yeah.
1368
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:45,840
- Right, so--
1369
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,840
- Yeah.
1370
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,840
- So, Fred, tell us about--
1371
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:51,840
- Yeah.
1372
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,840
- Who is the issues are?
1373
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:54,840
- Yeah.
1374
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:55,840
- Cute, cute.
1375
00:52:55,840 --> 00:53:00,840
- What happens at the end that makes you say, "Chit"?
1376
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,840
- I like the way how Richard Galson died.
1377
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:05,840
He put him down in the--
1378
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,840
- He sat in the middle of the damn thing.
1379
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,840
- He sat in the middle of the damn thing.
1380
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:09,840
- And then hit the billboard.
1381
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:10,840
- Yeah.
1382
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,840
- Yeah, he just sat in, he just sat to do.
1383
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:13,840
- Yeah, well, you know.
1384
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:14,840
- He just sat to do.
1385
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,840
- Yeah, he just sat in the middle of the damn thing.
1386
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:17,840
- Guns in the future.
1387
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,840
- Like, Domingo, he didn't get him.
1388
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:22,840
- Domingo.
1389
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:27,840
- Like, Domingo Coleman, he was, he was pretty much a fucking asshole too, in the show.
1390
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:28,840
- Yeah.
1391
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,840
- And like, he sure the guy, his dress is dirty, he didn't get nothing.
1392
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:32,840
Yeah, man.
1393
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,840
He didn't sign the contract and stand to do it in the back with a pin.
1394
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:36,840
- Yeah.
1395
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,840
- All the good stuff, you know what I mean?
1396
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,840
- Yeah, all the good stuff, it was.
1397
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:45,840
- Yeah, because in the original, you know, he went through a lot of shit.
1398
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,840
- Yeah.
1399
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,840
- But he got his revenge, you know?
1400
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:50,840
- Yeah.
1401
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,840
- Right, it was all worth it in the end.
1402
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,840
- Yeah, 'cause if the other guy showed up and then he went to the room and got that guy,
1403
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,840
then he got the other guy and then he was all,
1404
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,840
- Oh, yeah, Yapet Cotto was in that too.
1405
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,840
- Yep.
1406
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,840
- He was the black dude, yeah, Yapet Cotto.
1407
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:02,840
- Yeah.
1408
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:03,840
- And he was like, all right, he's in that right here.
1409
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,840
He says, we can make a deal, we can make a deal.
1410
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,840
Whatever, he's like, no deal.
1411
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,840
- Right, exactly.
1412
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:11,840
- He shoots at that.
1413
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,840
And it's like the billboard of himself, you know?
1414
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:14,840
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1415
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:15,840
- Yeah, yeah.
1416
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:16,840
- All right.
1417
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:17,840
- Yeah.
1418
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,840
(laughs)
1419
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,840
- All right.
1420
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,840
- So 11 out of, you know, 50 set of 15.
1421
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,840
- 15, 15, 9, 20, six.
1422
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:27,840
- Pretty good.
1423
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:28,840
I think.
1424
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:29,840
- Yeah.
1425
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:30,840
- I don't really know if that's good or not.
1426
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:31,840
Owl, is that good?
1427
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:32,840
- Yeah, it's worth watching.
1428
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:33,840
- 10, 20, six, okay.
1429
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,840
It sounds like it's worth watching except that there's no boobies.
1430
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,840
- Was it better than Total Re call?
1431
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,840
The remake or the remake game?
1432
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:43,840
- Yeah, it's better than that.
1433
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:44,840
- Yeah, it's better than that.
1434
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,840
- Yeah, 'cause it's Total Re call remake.
1435
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,840
- Yeah, that was terrible.
1436
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:48,840
- Yeah, that was terrible.
1437
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:49,840
- Yeah, that was terrible.
1438
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,840
- Well, speaking of terrible, Fred.
1439
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:52,840
- She was high.
1440
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,840
- Are you going to go on where I think you're going?
1441
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:56,840
- Am I going where you think I'm going?
1442
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,840
I don't know where we going.
1443
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:58,840
- I don't know where we going.
1444
00:54:58,840 --> 00:54:59,840
- I was going to go on there.
1445
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:00,840
- You take us there.
1446
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,840
- I wanted to do something.
1447
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,840
- I know we didn't talk about this, but I--
1448
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:05,840
- Let's do it.
1449
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,840
- Before the show, we closed out the show.
1450
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,840
I just want to, uh,
1451
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,840
I want to, uh, induct somebody into the Hall of Fame.
1452
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:15,840
- Oh, okay.
1453
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:16,840
All right.
1454
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:17,840
- Surprise induction, Fred.
1455
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:18,840
- We talked to Visley.
1456
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:19,840
- We talked to you about this.
1457
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,840
- We should have did it before he was
1458
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,840
brutally slaying by his son.
1459
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:27,840
Rob Reiner.
1460
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:28,840
- Oh, okay.
1461
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,840
- I didn't know where it was.
1462
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,840
- I would like to, uh, nominate Rob Reiner.
1463
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:33,840
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1464
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,840
- So sell him.
1465
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:36,840
- Yeah, I know.
1466
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:38,840
- Rob Reiner, man.
1467
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,840
Like Rob Reiner got his start.
1468
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:41,840
- Oh, yeah.
1469
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:42,840
- I don't know what he--
1470
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,840
- Tell me, tell it, what you're about.
1471
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:44,840
- You got to sell it, man.
1472
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:45,840
- Tell it, man.
1473
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:46,840
- Oh, no, no, no.
1474
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:47,840
- Good God, man.
1475
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,840
He was, he was, he's, he's director of like one of the,
1476
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,840
some of our all-time, you know, favorite,
1477
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,840
favorite movie.
1478
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,840
Uh, I don't, yeah.
1479
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,840
Most Wall Street, um,
1480
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,840
fucking, uh, Christmas bride.
1481
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:04,840
- Okay, yeah.
1482
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,840
He's been all over the place.
1483
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,840
- He's been all over the place, man.
1484
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,840
I mean, he's final tap.
1485
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:10,840
- Right.
1486
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:11,840
- That's a big one.
1487
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,840
- Yeah, Harry Matt Sally.
1488
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:18,840
I mean, just do, he's been putting work in the,
1489
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,840
in the, in the, in the, in the, uh, industry for, you know,
1490
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:23,840
since the 70s.
1491
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:24,840
- 70s, yeah.
1492
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:29,840
- 70s and his father before him, his father being a car rider.
1493
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,840
- Mm-hmm.
1494
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,840
- Uh, but yeah, so I mean,
1495
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,840
I would like to, and it was just tragic.
1496
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,840
Yeah, I'm saying.
1497
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,840
- It was tragic.
1498
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:39,840
- Yeah, you're right about that.
1499
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,840
- Yeah, nobody deserves to get killed by this kid.
1500
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:42,840
- Nobody.
1501
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,840
By, by your son, man, like,
1502
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:46,840
- Right.
1503
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,840
- That's just, uh,
1504
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,840
you like, they said it started at, uh,
1505
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,840
Colonial Brands house.
1506
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:53,840
- Yeah, at his party.
1507
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,840
- Yeah, at Colonial Brands house.
1508
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,840
- So what, so what are they saying happened?
1509
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,840
Like, I know, obviously, like I said, it got,
1510
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,840
it appears he was allegedly.
1511
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,840
- The son, uh,
1512
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,840
over the years, he had a lot of drug issues.
1513
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:07,840
- Sure.
1514
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,840
- They, they kind of, you know,
1515
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,840
worked through that, you know, I'm saying.
1516
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:12,840
- Yeah.
1517
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,840
- And he was getting better, but like,
1518
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,840
the only thing that they're saying that happened
1519
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,840
that night was, uh, they were having a Christmas party
1520
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,840
at Colonial's house,
1521
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,840
and him and his son got to an argument,
1522
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,840
and the next day,
1523
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,840
the daughter goes over to the house
1524
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,840
and found, you know, dead.
1525
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:33,840
- Oh, that's crazy, man.
1526
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,840
- Yeah, that really didn't say much because,
1527
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,840
- Yeah, the reason they got to create a case for him.
1528
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:40,840
- Yeah.
1529
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:41,840
- You're not gonna really say much.
1530
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,840
- Right, yeah, yeah, until like, yeah,
1531
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,840
they let him come out and court and shit.
1532
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,840
- Yeah, so they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,
1533
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:50,840
- Well, you know what?
1534
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,840
- Yes.
1535
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:52,840
- It's for me.
1536
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:53,840
It's a yes for me.
1537
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:54,840
- All right.
1538
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,840
- Oh, yeah, definitely his worth is work.
1539
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,840
- Shit.
1540
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,840
- He was, he was, he was, come on.
1541
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:01,840
- Fucking stand by me.
1542
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:02,840
- Yeah.
1543
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,840
- You know how many, you know,
1544
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,840
honestly, because when I was learning English,
1545
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:10,840
I mean, a TBS would have all, all in the family, man.
1546
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,840
- Yeah.
1547
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,840
- Oh.
1548
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,840
- That's how I learned to be so racist.
1549
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:15,840
- That's how I, yeah.
1550
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:16,840
- Yeah.
1551
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,840
- Exactly.
1552
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:18,840
- Yeah.
1553
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,840
- I was like, yeah, I hate just the way that guy hates me.
1554
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,840
- Yeah.
1555
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:24,840
(laughing)
1556
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,840
- Which was crazy because they would show all in the family
1557
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,840
and then the half an hour next was Jefferson.
1558
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:31,840
- The difference again.
1559
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:32,840
- Yeah.
1560
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:33,840
- The difference again.
1561
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,840
- So you had been racist and then I'd be like,
1562
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,840
"I guess I'm not racist."
1563
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:39,840
- Yeah, there's nobody.
1564
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:40,840
- There you go.
1565
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,840
- That's what Jefferson is, that's true.
1566
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:43,840
- Yeah.
1567
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,840
- Yeah.
1568
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,840
- It's like, maybe these guys are all right.
1569
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:47,840
- All right.
1570
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:48,840
- All right.
1571
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:49,840
- All right.
1572
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,840
- All right.
1573
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,840
So yeah, he's in, he's, he can join.
1574
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:53,840
- There you go.
1575
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:54,840
- Rick Flair and.
1576
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:55,840
- There you go.
1577
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:56,840
- All the other, and Dick Titty.
1578
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:57,840
- Yeah, Dick Titty.
1579
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:58,840
- Friends, yeah.
1580
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,840
- We hangin' out with Dick Titty.
1581
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:01,840
- Sure.
1582
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:02,840
- Hangin' out with Dick Titty and Evan.
1583
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:03,840
- Yeah.
1584
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,840
- Yeah, Rob Rhiner would appreciate that.
1585
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,840
- Well, I don't think he went to heaven because he said, "Jew."
1586
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,840
- I think he was supposed to go to heaven.
1587
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:11,840
- He was supposed to go to heaven?
1588
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:12,840
- To they believe in heaven?
1589
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:16,840
- Do you think that they, where's them there a whole lot to go to hell?
1590
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,840
- Well, they don't believe in hell either.
1591
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,840
So I don't know if they believe in heaven or--
1592
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,840
- I think they believe in heaven.
1593
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:24,840
- No, this is good.
1594
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,840
- A few of these people--
1595
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:28,840
- I've been doing it too.
1596
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:29,840
- Just ask.
1597
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:30,840
- Well, I mean, I don't know.
1598
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:31,840
- I don't know.
1599
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:32,840
- I think they can have that one on them.
1600
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:33,840
- Oh, they can have that one on them.
1601
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,840
- Some, okay, so here you go.
1602
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,840
Here are the common Jewish ideas about the afterlife.
1603
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,840
There's Olam Haba, the world to go.
1604
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,840
- Olam.
1605
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:48,160
- Broad term used in many Jewish sources for the future state of spiritual reward or fulfillment,
1606
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:53,720
people think of this as heaven like, though it's often described less concretely.
1607
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,720
There's Ganadan, the Garden of Eden.
1608
00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:00,480
In some traditions, the spiritual paradise for the righteous after death.
1609
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:01,480
- Hmm.
1610
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:07,480
- Jihannam, often compared to purgatory more than hell.
1611
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:13,480
Many teachings describe it as a temporary period of purification for most souls, not
1612
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,840
eternal damnation for everyone.
1613
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:21,920
And then there's resurrection of the dead or Tachiyat-Hadmatiyam, a belief emphasized in
1614
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:29,920
the classical rabbinic Judaism and traditional liturgy associated with the messianic error,
1615
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:30,920
error, error.
1616
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,920
- So he's in one of those?
1617
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:33,920
- Maybe.
1618
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:34,920
- Hmm?
1619
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:35,920
- I don't know, who knows?
1620
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:36,920
- Where have you had Rob?
1621
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:37,920
- Do I know?
1622
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:39,920
- He's with Dick Titty.
1623
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:49,920
- He's apparently haunting my camera, so I think, oh, I think it's time for us to go home.
1624
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:55,920
- Oh, you wanna speak for a wee, I don't know, I don't know what we're gonna do.
1625
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:59,920
- 2025 is, crawling, doing it.
1626
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,920
- All right, crawling quits.
1627
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:06,920
- All of the night, man, like everybody gave up, it's like grown as I've gotten frustrated.
1628
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:11,920
- It is actually, it's getting higher and higher as a hit.
1629
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,920
- So there you go, Dick Titty for the win.
1630
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:20,920
Well, we'll see you next week, ladies and gentlemen, with a magical double episode over the next
1631
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:27,920
weeks or whatever.
1632
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:32,920
And yeah, Rock'n'Roll, Merry Christmas, Happy, whatever, and...
1633
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:33,920
- Christmas time for the Jews.
1634
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:40,920
- And Fred needs to sing a song, so we'll see you about that.
1635
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:42,920
- Have a ha-leg-j-li Christmas.
1636
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,920
And in case you didn't hear.
1637
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:49,920
Oh, my god, they have a ha-leg-j-li Christmas this year.
1638
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:50,920
- Good friends.
1639
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:56,920
- Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
1640
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:04,920
- That's it, man.
1641
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:07,920
Game over, man.
1642
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:09,920
Game over.
1643
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,920
- Just hang loose, blood.
1644
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:16,920
You're gonna catch up on the rebar, I'm gonna mess up.
1645
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:23,920
- I'm gonna mess up.
1646
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,920
- Oh, what a day.
1647
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:30,920
Come home, what a day.
1648
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,920
- Well, thanks all folks.
1649
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:38,920
- I still have Easter, baby.
1650
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:39,920
- Goddamn hit.
1651
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,920
- I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
1652
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,920
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1653
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:43,920
- Surely you can't be serious.
1654
01:02:43,920 --> 01:02:44,920
- I am serious.
1655
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:46,020
And don't call me short.
1656
01:02:46,020 --> 01:02:56,020
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