Episode 258 opens with reverb, ears, corn, fake governors, and the crew trying to remember how podcast intros work before Parker officially welcomes everyone to another edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. 258-2 258-2 The first major story belongs to Fred, whose son has officially turned 13. Fred is less impressed with the birthday itself than with the fact that he managed to keep another human alive for 13 years. He points out that TVs, cars, marriages and various other things haven't necessarily lasted as long, but the kid is alive, healthy, doing well in school and playing football. 258-2 258-2 For his birthday, Fred's son doesn't ask for a huge party. He asks for a day out with his parents. Fred's wife turns that into an itinerary built around mystery choice cards. The day starts with donuts and coffee, followed by Frankie's Fun Park, video games, miniature golf, a mall stop, dinner, another round of miniature golf and eventually pickleball. At Frankie's, Fred refuses to let his now-teenage son beat him at putt-putt because apparently fatherhood ends where competitive miniature golf begins. Later in the day, the family comes back for another round, discovers no employee at the outdoor counter and, after waiting several minutes, decides the statute of limitations on paying for miniature golf has expired. Dinner becomes a more complicated decision. Fred's son wants the full birthday spectacle, including restaurant employees making a big deal about him. Options include Cheddar's and Miyabi's, but Papa Fred eventually takes over and selects Twin Peaks, where his son gets dessert, attention from the servers and a birthday experience that Fred considers a proper transition into teenage life. That leads to a surprisingly long investigation into whether restaurants are legally allowed to sing “Happy Birthday.” Parker checks and discovers that the song has been in the public domain since 2016, meaning the restaurant simply chose not to sing it rather than being blocked by copyright law. The family finishes the day with pickleball. Fred wins the series 2-1 before fatigue starts catching up with him, while Fred's wife later crashes into a metal divider trying to chase down a shot. Everyone survives, which means Fred's 13-year parenting streak remains intact. After the break, Parker introduces the BLC Restaurant Review Roundup. While creating a rating system, the guys briefly settle on “two pointy things up,” then “two nipples out,” before delivering the philosophical breakthrough that gives the episode its title: “The thumbs are the nipples of the hand.” 258-2 Fred reviews a small, flashy Mexican restaurant in Greer. The atmosphere is dark and stylish, complete with string lights, 80s music, elaborate cocktails, dry ice, novelty drink containers and food that occasionally arrives on fire. But Fred isn't there for the theater. His burrito arrives dry with the sauces separated on side plates, his wife's meal disappoints her, and another person at the table doesn't finish his food. Fred ultimately gives the place roughly 1.5 sauces, arguing that the experience looks better than it tastes. That becomes a larger BLC restaurant philosophy: if the food is great, the show is a bonus. If the food is bad, smoke, fire, dry ice and elaborate presentation aren't going to save it. Allan's review goes much better. He visits a Brazilian steakhouse where servers continuously bring skewers of meat to the table. There are sides, salad-bar options, steaks, chicken, wine and the red/green system that tells the staff whether you want more. Allan forgets to flip his marker and accidentally enters a meat endurance competition. His final score: essentially 10 meat rods out of 10. Parker then reviews something technically not a restaurant: World's Finest Chocolate. The fundraiser from “The Ten Chocolate Commandments” has ended, but Parker learns that unsold chocolate does not simply go back. He is now the unwilling owner of dozens of leftover chocolate bars. Worse, he thinks the modern bars are nowhere near as good as the ones he remembers from childhood. That launches a long discussion about selling them to gas stations, giving them away, whether even homeless people would reject them, cardboard-box real estate and increasingly elaborate rating systems. World's Finest Chocolate eventually earns approximately one cardboard box full of diarrhea out of seven. And with that, Episode 258 ends exactly where every quality restaurant-review podcast should: debating cardboard housing and leftover fundraising chocolate.
Episode 258 opens with reverb, ears, corn, fake governors, and the crew trying to remember how podcast intros work before Parker officially welcomes everyone to another edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. 258-2 258-2
The first major story belongs to Fred, whose son has officially turned 13. Fred is less impressed with the birthday itself than with the fact that he managed to keep another human alive for 13 years. He points out that TVs, cars, marriages and various other things haven't necessarily lasted as long, but the kid is alive, healthy, doing well in school and playing football. 258-2 258-2
For his birthday, Fred's son doesn't ask for a huge party. He asks for a day out with his parents. Fred's wife turns that into an itinerary built around mystery choice cards. The day starts with donuts and coffee, followed by Frankie's Fun Park, video games, miniature golf, a mall stop, dinner, another round of miniature golf and eventually pickleball.
At Frankie's, Fred refuses to let his now-teenage son beat him at putt-putt because apparently fatherhood ends where competitive miniature golf begins. Later in the day, the family comes back for another round, discovers no employee at the outdoor counter and, after waiting several minutes, decides the statute of limitations on paying for miniature golf has expired.
Dinner becomes a more complicated decision. Fred's son wants the full birthday spectacle, including restaurant employees making a big deal about him. Options include Cheddar's and Miyabi's, but Papa Fred eventually takes over and selects Twin Peaks, where his son gets dessert, attention from the servers and a birthday experience that Fred considers a proper transition into teenage life.
That leads to a surprisingly long investigation into whether restaurants are legally allowed to sing “Happy Birthday.” Parker checks and discovers that the song has been in the public domain since 2016, meaning the restaurant simply chose not to sing it rather than being blocked by copyright law.
The family finishes the day with pickleball. Fred wins the series 2-1 before fatigue starts catching up with him, while Fred's wife later crashes into a metal divider trying to chase down a shot. Everyone survives, which means Fred's 13-year parenting streak remains intact.
After the break, Parker introduces the BLC Restaurant Review Roundup. While creating a rating system, the guys briefly settle on “two pointy things up,” then “two nipples out,” before delivering the philosophical breakthrough that gives the episode its title:
“The thumbs are the nipples of the hand.” 258-2
Fred reviews a small, flashy Mexican restaurant in Greer. The atmosphere is dark and stylish, complete with string lights, 80s music, elaborate cocktails, dry ice, novelty drink containers and food that occasionally arrives on fire. But Fred isn't there for the theater. His burrito arrives dry with the sauces separated on side plates, his wife's meal disappoints her, and another person at the table doesn't finish his food. Fred ultimately gives the place roughly 1.5 sauces, arguing that the experience looks better than it tastes.
That becomes a larger BLC restaurant philosophy: if the food is great, the show is a bonus. If the food is bad, smoke, fire, dry ice and elaborate presentation aren't going to save it.
Allan's review goes much better. He visits a Brazilian steakhouse where servers continuously bring skewers of meat to the table. There are sides, salad-bar options, steaks, chicken, wine and the red/green system that tells the staff whether you want more. Allan forgets to flip his marker and accidentally enters a meat endurance competition. His final score: essentially 10 meat rods out of 10.
Parker then reviews something technically not a restaurant: World's Finest Chocolate.
The fundraiser from “The Ten Chocolate Commandments” has ended, but Parker learns that unsold chocolate does not simply go back. He is now the unwilling owner of dozens of leftover chocolate bars. Worse, he thinks the modern bars are nowhere near as good as the ones he remembers from childhood.
That launches a long discussion about selling them to gas stations, giving them away, whether even homeless people would reject them, cardboard-box real estate and increasingly elaborate rating systems. World's Finest Chocolate eventually earns approximately one cardboard box full of diarrhea out of seven.
And with that, Episode 258 ends exactly where every quality restaurant-review podcast should: debating cardboard housing and leftover fundraising chocolate.
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Trans from your team, they're trying to be on the one paid night.
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I like the life, it's the life.
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Hey, hey, it's Fred, you're blackling fans and we here and we're not thinking 'cause
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it's a good song.
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I like the way it goes.
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Oh, you put some reverb on it.
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I'm going to make the show itself better.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
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You're like, do you bet?
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I'm like, my life is just like all crowded and no, no, I don't mean my background.
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I mean the background of the show on the thing.
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Or it can be like branded or like, we have a podcast so that we know that we have a podcast
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because we don't even know that half of the time.
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Nobody else watches the video, but no, I watch the videos and only have the people
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that listen to the show are listening to the show.
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Okay, well, you know what?
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The way I'm going to look at that, Fred, is everybody that listens, listens to it,
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but they do it with one ear, which is all we've ever asked for.
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Give us one ear and one hour of your life.
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Linda's your ear.
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We did one ear, one hour and please pay us some pay.
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What was the movie where he was like, friends, Romans, God's Menu, and he's a leader.
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And everybody, when he said it, they threw the ears at him.
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Probably like, like, the right.
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Yeah, it's got to be some mail works.
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Welcome, welcome to the 250.
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I'm pretty sure it was Monty Python, 258th edition of the Blackling, collective podcast.
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Now with extra ears.
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You can listen to the corn variety.
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You can divorce as they go down to corn.
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Oh, come on, I'm busy.
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Go ahead.
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I'm about to not be governor, no more.
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And I just have to go back to corn and what was that?
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I just go back to my old farm and massage the cobs.
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Oh, if you massage the cobs in the morning, you've got a great result in the evening.
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We, we, we, all right.
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Welcome to the show.
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Thank you so much for listening for some reason.
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We don't know why either.
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No, no, we're glad you're here.
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And also you can of course listen to us at americasfavoritepodcast.com on your YouTube, on your Facebook, on your Twitter, Instagram,
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blips, lapses, and zips, apps.
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I didn't write it down for it.
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We only know this 250 seven times before tonight.
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We're of course broadcasting from the politely see studios scattered all across the universe.
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It could be the universe.
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And this is my co-host Fred.
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It could be the universe, the best universe.
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They think they can make it all right.
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we're happy to have you, we're happy to have ourselves as all--
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that kid who won't leave your house.
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I'm like where are my fucking flowers?
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He's playing football.
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what do you want for your birthday?
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- Titty, but back to you.
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- I'm saving it.
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he just wanted to day out what his parents.
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- Yeah, you never seen that on the, on the, the, the,
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- For the dishes.
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she had like this donut shop, it was two donut shops.
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- Hey, you wanna try some cocaine?
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Dad brought some from us?
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where did we go?
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- No, we went to, we went to Frankie's.
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- Frankie's fun park.
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- Yeah, we went to Frankie's fun park.
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- The institution.
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- Yeah.
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- For people who prank you.
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- No, because I was thinking,
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I thought we went somewhere else before,
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- It was a busy day.
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- But we didn't.
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- Right.
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- We didn't, yeah, we went from donuts to Frankie's.
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No, yes.
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And we,
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we went and played a couple video games.
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We did a round the put put.
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- Yeah, I mean, we did a round the put put at Frankie's.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And, you know, Daddy's the golfer, so.
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- Yeah.
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(laughing)
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- We went, you know, daddy walked dance on the put put.
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- Yeah, then, you know.
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- Is he on the put?
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- No, no, no, no.
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'Cause my wife was playing too.
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My wife was playing too, so yeah, no, no.
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- You're not gonna put his last son.
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- Yeah.
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- But you're also not gonna put his first.
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(laughing)
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- I can't let it beat me on the put put.
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- No, I get it, especially that, that's like a thing.
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- Yeah, that's my thing, you can't, yeah.
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- Yeah, you can.
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- Yeah.
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- And I was like, yo, you 13.
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So like.
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- Time to die?
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- You can drive the carts now.
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- You can drive now.
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- Oh, okay.
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- And put put, no.
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'Cause Frankie has a, as a, a try.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
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I was like, what the fuck, put putter, you playing?
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- Yeah.
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- Where you're like, we gotta drive the golf cart down.
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- He's like, put put, slants, like, pole.
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- Like a windmill, it's a real windmill.
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- Yeah.
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- But no, he was like, uh, didn't a key a dial on that truck?
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I was like, yeah, totally.
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- Yeah, they did.
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- But it wasn't his boy.
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- Yeah, he was, yeah.
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- It was too long.
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- He was a free guy today.
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He's like, now.
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- Yeah.
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- It was a forklift related accident.
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That was gonna happen, but maybe twice a week.
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- Ooh.
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- Have you seen the fork live videos?
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Oh my God, those, yeah.
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- I saw one today.
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- The fake videos are good.
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- No, I saw one today where the guy wasn't paying attention.
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He was all, he was fancily dressed.
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So he looked like he was like a business schmuck.
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- Yeah.
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- And he wasn't paying attention and he turned
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as a forklift was coming by.
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And the, what do you call it?
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- The forklift.
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- One of the forks tripped him and then the forklift ran over his ass.
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- Yeah.
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- And he saw this?
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- I just saw it.
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Like right now, I didn't make it up, I don't think.
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- Oh, you're talking about a video.
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- On the internet, no, no, not real.
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- Oh, I thought you saw this.
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- No, God, no, no, no, no, no. - You are very converter.
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- For a guy that just watched you.
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No, but then the guy flipped over because the thing rolled it drove over him.
284
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- Yeah.
285
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- And like his legs were shattered.
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- Yeah.
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- Like it was crazy.
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I was like, oh, that's not how humans are shaped.
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- Forklift safety.
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- Forklift safety.
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- Forklift one and one.
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Don't be near forklifts.
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- That's it.
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- All right, so okay, we did frankies and then we had a little time to spare because, you know,
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dinner was next.
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- I mean, we're probably a couple of hours there.
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- It was how to tell that day.
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- Sure.
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- It was how to tell because we were there, but like, about two, three.
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And so like, three o'clock, I said, "Jerdy down, boys."
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I kind of dressed up a little bit.
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I had a jersey on.
303
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- Yeah.
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- I had like, you know, yeah, it was Saturday, it was football.
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So I had, you know, I had a jersey on.
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But it got so hot out there, we went to like, hammocks right next door.
307
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- Yeah, it got to go by me and teach her.
308
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- We've all been there.
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- And then we went and walked around them all a little bit.
310
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- Oh, fuck.
311
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- Because he said you want to walk around them all.
312
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- Didn't they have a shooting there?
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- They did.
314
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- They did, like the day after.
315
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- Right.
316
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- And then they had another one there.
317
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- Yeah.
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- The day after we were there, like, I was like, "Oh shit, we punk right there."
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- Yeah.
320
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- Happy birthday.
321
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You got a second one.
322
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- That's the way that the shooting was.
323
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- Yeah, we.
324
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- Oh, look.
325
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- Okay, so you're off to them all because did you pick parts?
326
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- Did you do a hard to see if you were going to the mall or not?
327
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- No, no, no.
328
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Like this was, that was a low in between the two because dinner was next.
329
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- That's what it gets in the air conditioning.
330
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- Yeah, yeah, we want to get some air.
331
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We had to get it out of the heat.
332
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So you should have gone over the shitty ass corn dogs at Mr. Cow.
333
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One of the corn, Mr. Cow, where they say they are good, but they are not.
334
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- They are not.
335
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- No.
336
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- I mean, it's a corn dog, man.
337
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- Yeah, but I got a, I was just, I got good as a corn dog.
338
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And then you could put like toppings on it and whatever.
339
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- Yeah, it's a special corn dog.
340
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- You're good.
341
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- What is it?
342
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- The corn dogs at Sam's.
343
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- Yeah, like, yeah, though.
344
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- These are like, these are Korean corn dogs.
345
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I want to make an have sausage in them or cheese or something else.
346
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- Is it a surprise?
347
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- No, you order it.
348
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:47,500
- Oh, like, they either like, you order cheese.
349
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- I think it was like cheese and maybe you could do a churro outside.
350
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I don't fucking know, I don't really.
351
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- I just got a corn dog because I was like, I just want a corn dog with potatoes on it.
352
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That's all I've ever wanted.
353
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And what do I get?
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I get exactly what I wanted.
355
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Except it tastes like cheese.
356
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,500
- That's a big fat guy.
357
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,500
- What a corn dog with potatoes.
358
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,500
- That was the least fat option they had, dude.
359
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,500
- That's a big fat.
360
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:12,500
- The other ones are like cheese rolled in flaming hot cheetos.
361
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Seriously, and I was like, I just want like, the normal corn dog with potatoes.
362
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,500
- Of course.
363
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,500
- How did they put the potatoes on it?
364
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,500
- What potato?
365
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,500
- What kind of potatoes?
366
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:25,500
- You had like, little like, just like, potatoes of Brian.
367
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You know, like, little chumps of potatoes.
368
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- You get brown type potatoes.
369
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- You get, man.
370
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,500
- This is the gravy on top of your corn dog.
371
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,500
- No, you get it.
372
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You get it.
373
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,500
You get it.
374
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,500
You get it.
375
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,500
You get it.
376
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,500
You get it.
377
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It even, all for me, it's all for us.
378
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,500
And, you know, it just.
379
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:50,500
- It really, really, like, Mr. Cow.
380
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,500
- Yeah.
381
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,500
- If that's your real name.
382
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,500
- Why are you a cow?
383
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,500
What does a cow have to do with a fucking corn dog?
384
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- Corn dog.
385
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- This is stupid.
386
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- These are little pieces of my children.
387
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- He's a cow.
388
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,500
- He's a cow.
389
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- He's my worst.
390
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- I have all of my kids.
391
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- And I'm also a Korean, apparently.
392
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- I buy little dogs and children.
393
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- So, off to the mall.
394
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,500
- Yeah.
395
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,500
- Yeah.
396
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,500
- Why do you eat little dogs?
397
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,500
- And enjoy them.
398
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,500
- Delicious terabot, though.
399
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:16,500
- It's like a piss me off because none of the escalators were working.
400
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,500
- Yeah.
401
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,500
They can't afford escalations.
402
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,500
- Yeah.
403
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,500
So, we went, we started upstairs.
404
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,500
- Every time somebody escalates,
405
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there's someone who gets shot at them all.
406
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- Right.
407
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,500
- And walked all the way through.
408
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,500
- It's probably what made them get shot.
409
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- Went downstairs.
410
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And then my son was like,
411
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"Dad, I got a bathroom."
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I was like,
413
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"What are they doing for that?"
414
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,500
- Shit.
415
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,500
- Can you hold it?
416
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Cause the one downstairs is on the other end of the wall.
417
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,500
- Oh, man.
418
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,500
- That's true.
419
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,500
- Yeah.
420
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,500
- He's like, "No, I gotta go now."
421
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I was like, "We gotta go back up the stairs."
422
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,500
- I don't wanna go back up the stairs.
423
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,500
- I'll meet you on the other side.
424
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,500
- I hope you don't get raped.
425
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,500
- I was so hurt.
426
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,500
- I was so hurt.
427
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,500
- I was so hurt.
428
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,500
- We'll go back upstairs.
429
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,500
We're back downstairs.
430
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,500
And then we got through the ball.
431
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,500
And now it's time for dinner.
432
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,500
- Okay.
433
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,500
- And we have a choice.
434
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,500
- We have a choice.
435
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,500
- We have a choice.
436
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,500
- And this is already planned.
437
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,500
- Yeah, yeah.
438
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:08,500
- So you guys weren't trying to just walk in to--
439
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,500
- No.
440
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,500
- I mean, is there any like a big party?
441
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,500
Yeah, it ain't going fancy.
442
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,500
- I don't know.
443
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,500
- I don't know what you're doing.
444
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,500
- I ain't fancy.
445
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,500
- I ain't fancy.
446
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,500
- I ain't fancy.
447
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,500
I say drinking my Miller light,
448
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,500
which is the sort of the Champaign of Beers.
449
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:25,500
- He wanted what he wanted was somebody to sing.
450
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,500
- Okay.
451
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,500
- You know, they wanted the happy happy birthday.
452
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,500
- It was just something to him.
453
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,500
- Well, he wanted the big thing.
454
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,500
He wanted the servers and sing to him.
455
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,500
- I understand. He wanted it to be the spectacle.
456
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,500
He loves the spectacle.
457
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,500
- Exactly.
458
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,500
He wants a little tension.
459
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,500
So he had his choice.
460
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,500
And the cards are like backwards.
461
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,500
So he could just pick one.
462
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,500
And it was it was Cheddar's.
463
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,500
- Okay.
464
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,500
- Or Miyabi's.
465
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:55,500
- Okay.
466
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:59,500
- And he picked Cheddar's.
467
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,500
- He picked Cheddar's.
468
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,500
- He picked Cheddar's.
469
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,500
- He picked Cheddar's.
470
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,500
- But he read it.
471
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,500
He said, "Cheddar's."
472
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,500
- Cheddar's.
473
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,500
- Cheddar's.
474
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,500
- Yeah.
475
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,500
- Cheddar's.
476
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:13,500
- He's like, "I don't know what that is."
477
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,500
My wife was like, "What's the place that they'll sing to you?"
478
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,500
He's like, "I don't know about that.
479
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,500
What's the other one?"
480
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,500
She gave me the guard.
481
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,500
He said, "My Ayubis."
482
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:30,500
- Maybe the next two cards will say reading to it.
483
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,500
- Yeah.
484
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,500
Exactly.
485
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,500
- Look those funnets.
486
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,500
- All you want or volume to?
487
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,500
- Yeah.
488
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,500
So he was like, he's like, "Yeah."
489
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,500
He's like, "You know, Miabi, sushi."
490
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,500
You love sushi.
491
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,500
He's like, "Yeah."
492
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,500
He's like, "I'm not feeling sushi."
493
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,500
- I'm a man now, mom.
494
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,500
- Yeah.
495
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:54,500
- That was like, "Well, son, being 13, you're gonna be crazy."
496
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,500
- I think she's suited that.
497
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,500
- Yeah.
498
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:02,500
- I said, I'm gonna take you to a place where you know,
499
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,500
where you're gonna feel good, but you're gonna have what you want.
500
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,500
- Okay.
501
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,500
- This is what you need.
502
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,500
- This is where one thing befriend takes over.
503
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,500
- Yeah.
504
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,500
- 'Cause it's up to now.
505
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,500
It's been Papa friend.
506
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,500
- Yeah.
507
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,500
- But then he was like, "We're having fun and then the option of like..."
508
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,500
- I mean, I can see a butt.
509
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,500
- Yeah.
510
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,500
- He was like, "I'm doing it."
511
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,500
- But she gang enough.
512
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,500
- Was it, was it hooters or...
513
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,500
- No, it was twin peaks.
514
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,500
- Yeah.
515
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:30,500
- Okay.
516
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,500
- Yeah, we go on the twin peaks.
517
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,500
And even my wife was like, "Yeah, twin peaks."
518
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,500
I love this one.
519
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,500
- Yeah.
520
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,500
- I'm like, "Yeah, I'm dead."
521
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,500
And then she was like, "Pin's later."
522
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,500
- So we can watch the game.
523
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,500
I was like, "Yeah, yeah, that's great."
524
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,500
- The way that happened.
525
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,500
- Look at Dad coming through.
526
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,500
- Yeah, I have a kid.
527
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,500
- Yeah, you know?
528
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,500
- So yeah, we went there and, you know,
529
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,500
I told the way, you know, I was like, "It's his birthday."
530
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,500
- Yeah, it's your birthday.
531
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,500
- Yeah, we'll bring him a dessert and we'll bring some of the girls over.
532
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,500
- Oh, man.
533
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,500
- Yeah, so he had about five girls on him.
534
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,500
- And then...
535
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,500
- And then the girl, she's in titty sandwich.
536
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,500
- The thing was, she said they couldn't sing.
537
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,500
- Not a lot of sing, legally.
538
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,500
- Not a lot of sing.
539
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:10,500
- They just brought over the dessert and was like, "Happy birthday!"
540
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,500
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
541
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,500
- Right, that was it.
542
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,500
- I don't know.
543
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,500
She was like, "That's just a thing."
544
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,500
- 'Cause it's illegal to sing.
545
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,500
- What's it saying, you're a happy birthday?
546
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,500
- It's illegal to sing the happy birthday.
547
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,500
It's like, "Yeah, you gotta pay for it now."
548
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,500
- You know, you don't have to sing the happy birthday.
549
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,500
You can sing the Ryan's happy birthday song.
550
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,500
- Happy birthday.
551
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,500
- We're so glad you came.
552
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,500
- Yeah, that's what we're playing.
553
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,500
- Happy birthday from the Twin B's game.
554
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,500
- Yeah, they probably can't.
555
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,500
Let's be honest here.
556
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,500
- I don't know.
557
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,500
- Look at the fuel.
558
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,500
- I think we're like in the Mexican restaurant.
559
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,500
- Happy birthday.
560
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,500
- Yeah, they do.
561
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,500
- Yeah, they do.
562
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,500
- "Police cumblea noses.
563
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,500
"Police cumblea noses."
564
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,500
- They can't sing the happy birthday song.
565
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,500
Disney must own it.
566
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,500
(laughs)
567
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,500
They can't sing it.
568
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,500
- They got ears everywhere.
569
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:58,500
So they're like, "Yeah, they're like, yeah, we can't sing it."
570
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,500
We could pop sounds.
571
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,500
(laughs)
572
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,500
(mumbles)
573
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,500
- I got you.
574
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,500
- I got you.
575
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,500
- I got you.
576
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,500
- Okay, so here you go.
577
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,500
You're not gonna like the answer to this, Fred.
578
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,500
- Uh-oh.
579
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,500
- Is it really not gonna be the answer to this, Fred?
580
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:21,500
- No, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
581
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:25,500
- No, it's up to the restaurant.
582
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:30,500
It says, "Twin Peaks restaurants still allow and frequently do
583
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,500
"celebrate birthdays."
584
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,500
And there is no official company-wide ban on singing
585
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,500
the happy birthday song.
586
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,500
- Oh, yeah.
587
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:39,500
- So must be local.
588
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,500
- In a specification or individual server,
589
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,500
a certain customer declines to sing,
590
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,500
it's usually due to a local store policy
591
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,500
regarding excessive noise,
592
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,500
being short staff during a rush,
593
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,500
or individual employee discretion
594
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,500
rather than a corporate prohibition.
595
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:57,500
Additionally, the song, Happy Birthday to You,
596
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,500
has been officially in the public domain since 2016,
597
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:04,500
meaning copyright laws do not prevent restaurants from singing it.
598
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,500
- Really?
599
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,500
- 2016?
600
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,500
- Yeah.
601
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,500
- For the end of being like,
602
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,500
"Hey, Nickel to Walt Disney," just like, "Hey, hey."
603
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,500
- Yeah, sing it.
604
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,500
- Every time you flick a nickel.
605
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,500
- Yeah, Happy Birthday to You,
606
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,500
and you flick a nickel in the air,
607
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,500
and this is a failure,
608
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,500
grabs it and takes it.
609
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,500
- A fairy comes forward.
610
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,500
- Yeah, the two fairy around.
611
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,500
- Finger bail.
612
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,500
- Finger bail, whatever.
613
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,500
- Finger bail, because of my swoops it up.
614
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,500
(laughs)
615
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,500
- Ready?
616
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,500
- I'll put it in there, bitch.
617
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,500
- All right, so like, so we did that.
618
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,500
- Singing.
619
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,500
- And we ate,
620
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:43,500
and we, after that, we went to,
621
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:47,500
we were just dropping around for a little bit
622
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,500
'cause we didn't know what to do.
623
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,500
- We didn't have to.
624
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,500
- We wasn't ready to go home, yeah, we wasn't ready to go home.
625
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,500
And like, we've heard,
626
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,500
you had a postcards, you're like,
627
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,500
"How do we choose what to do?"
628
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,500
- Yeah, we were driving circles for an hour.
629
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,500
- So, we asked Lucas,
630
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,500
"Hey, but, what do you want to do now?"
631
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,500
And it's like, "You're so,
632
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,500
"you can go downtown, we can walk around."
633
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,500
Falls park or, you know, whatever.
634
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:13,500
He's like,
635
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,500
"Let's go back to Frankie's and play Putt Putt again."
636
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,500
- That was like, "Hey, okay."
637
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,500
- I was like that.
638
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,500
- All right, let's go.
639
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,500
- You take it, take it, take it, take it,
640
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,500
take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it.
641
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,500
- Yeah, 'cause they have three courses.
642
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,500
- Yes, he's hands twice.
643
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,500
- And like, the sun had started going down,
644
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,500
so it was a little cooler now.
645
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,500
- Right.
646
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,500
- So, he was like,
647
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,500
"Let's go back and play like one of the other courses."
648
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,500
And we were like, "Cool."
649
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,500
So when we get there, the first time we paid inside,
650
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,500
because we didn't know that there was a,
651
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,500
you could pay for the putt putt.
652
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,500
- Yeah, and it actually, yeah.
653
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,500
- Right.
654
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,500
So this time we just walked straight through
655
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,500
and went out to the putt putt.
656
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,500
Nobody was at the putt putt counter.
657
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,500
- So you just grabbed the kid?
658
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,500
- And we waited, yeah, we waited.
659
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,500
- We waited, yeah.
660
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,500
- We waited like five minutes.
661
00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:59,500
And nobody ever came back.
662
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,500
I said, "Go ahead, Bob."
663
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,500
- Grab ball, grab a club.
664
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:02,500
- Yeah.
665
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,500
- Let's go.
666
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:04,500
- Yeah, three minutes.
667
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,500
- Yeah, five minutes too long.
668
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,500
Hey, nobody, I'm walking, going.
669
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,500
- Yeah, shot clock, no expired, man.
670
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,500
It's all, I mean, what are you supposed to do?
671
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,500
- What are you supposed to do?
672
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:13,500
- You're there.
673
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,500
- Everything's sitting there, like,
674
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,500
- Right.
675
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,500
- Yeah, we just took our shit and start playing.
676
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,500
- Yeah, we picked up our shit, started playing.
677
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,500
And we had a really good time for free.
678
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:25,500
- Yeah, that's the best part.
679
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,500
- That's the best time.
680
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,500
- That's probably like, what, 20 bucks you saved?
681
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:33,500
- It was, I think putt putt is $13 a person?
682
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,500
- What the shit, you saved 40 bucks?
683
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,500
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
684
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,500
- All right, so now on Fred,
685
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,500
we're gonna do the old Baton Switch.
686
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:43,500
- We're about to take my kids and you just dragged the kid
687
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,500
and I'll grab him and then we'll reverse it.
688
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:50,500
- Me and my son, you know, grabbed a club and ball
689
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:53,500
and we started walking out, my wife's just standing there.
690
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,500
- So what if I can do it?
691
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,500
Grab this shit.
692
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,500
Grab a shit, let's go.
693
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,500
- All right.
694
00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,500
- We already beat this one.
695
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,500
- Let's go.
696
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,500
- Yeah.
697
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:04,500
- And so, yeah, we did that and we played putt putt again.
698
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,500
It was great.
699
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,500
And then we were like, what do you wanna do?
700
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,500
I was like, there's a place in Malna.
701
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,500
He was talking about Pickleball earlier.
702
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:12,500
- Oh.
703
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:16,500
- 'Cause he said he had a tournament like in gym class.
704
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,500
- Okay.
705
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:20,500
- So I was like, well, there's a Pickleball place
706
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,500
right in the next town over it.
707
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,500
- Yeah, we can go, yeah, Picklepark.
708
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,500
- Yeah.
709
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,500
- I was like, you were gonna play Pickleball?
710
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,500
And we wouldn't play Pickleball.
711
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,500
Like, and it was awesome.
712
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,500
And the place was dead.
713
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,500
There was nobody in there.
714
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,500
- Yeah, because everybody who plays Pickleball
715
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:39,500
is asleep by 6 PM.
716
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:41,500
- Pickleball?
717
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,500
- Pickleball.
718
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,500
- Pickleball.
719
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,500
- Pickleball.
720
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,500
- It's like tennis for elderly.
721
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,500
- Yeah, it's like tennis.
722
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,500
- He played with hip issues.
723
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,500
- Yeah.
724
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,500
- You play with a river ball.
725
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,500
- Yeah.
726
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:55,500
- Yeah.
727
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:56,500
- We played three games.
728
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,500
I beat him 2-1.
729
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:02,500
- And, because he got me on a third game,
730
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,500
because I'm old.
731
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,500
- Yeah, I mean, he could find me.
732
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,500
- I was really, yeah, yeah, yeah.
733
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,500
I was, and then you have the third game.
734
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,500
I asked my wife, I was like, you got there and played with him.
735
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,500
Because he hadn't played.
736
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,500
- Right.
737
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:17,500
- And you know, my wife is like, he's like a bigger girl.
738
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,500
So, that was just, that was just, that was just, that was it.
739
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,500
- She was doing good.
740
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,500
She was doing good at first.
741
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,500
And then like, they were voiling.
742
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:28,500
And then, and he hit one cross-court on her.
743
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:31,500
And she went running with that paddle out.
744
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:34,500
And kind of like, dull food.
745
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,500
And then have like a metal fence in between.
746
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:40,500
Because they got like three courts on one side.
747
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,500
And, and he got a metal fence in between them.
748
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,500
And she crashed into that.
749
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,500
- Oh, man.
750
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,500
- I mean, she was okay.
751
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,500
She just kept up her elbow a little bit, banged or neat.
752
00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:57,500
But she was laughing about it because she knew it was funny.
753
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,500
And I did get pictures.
754
00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,500
- All right.
755
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,500
Show pictures as well.
756
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,500
- Well, there you go.
757
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,500
So, did you get the boy a cake?
758
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,500
- No, I didn't do a cake.
759
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,500
- Did you get him to show it?
760
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:10,500
- We got him.
761
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,500
- Yeah, he got deserted.
762
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:15,500
And, um, at 20, he got the, he got the,
763
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,500
the molten lava ice cream.
764
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:19,500
- Oh, yeah.
765
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,500
- Dancing.
766
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,500
That's very fancy.
767
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,500
- Which it was not really good.
768
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,500
- No.
769
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,500
- But I tasted it and the cake was hard.
770
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,500
- Yeah.
771
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,500
So, I said, I like the molten lava ice.
772
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,500
- Like the peaks.
773
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:32,500
- Yeah.
774
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,500
- Like the peaks.
775
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,500
- No, yeah.
776
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,500
- Yeah, the Applebee's.
777
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,500
- That's nice.
778
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,500
- They got the molten lava cake.
779
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:38,500
- They got the molten lava cake, man.
780
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:39,500
- That's so good.
781
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,500
- All right.
782
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,500
Now, you know Fred and Allan go, well, you already knew Fred.
783
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,500
Because you just told me,
784
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,500
go to Applebee's, not Twin Peaks.
785
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,500
If you want to see,
786
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,500
- Moves lava.
787
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,500
- Moves lava.
788
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,500
- Go to Twin Peaks for like,
789
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:53,500
half a titties.
790
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,500
- For the appetizer.
791
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,500
- Yeah.
792
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,500
- Make sure your dessert is that.
793
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,500
- Yeah.
794
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,500
- Applebee's.
795
00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,500
- Yeah.
796
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,500
- Applebee's.
797
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,500
- You'll love the way you look.
798
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:03,500
- Yeah.
799
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,500
- Wait, that's not one of those.
800
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:05,500
- Applebee's.
801
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,500
- You'll love the way you look.
802
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,500
- You'll love the way you look.
803
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,500
- You'll love the way you look.
804
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,500
- Maybe it's her.
805
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,500
- Maybe it's Applebee's.
806
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:13,500
- Maybe it's Applebee's.
807
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:14,500
- Maybe it's Applebee's.
808
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,500
- Maybe it's Applebee's.
809
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,500
- Maybe it's Applebee's.
810
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,500
- I think that should be.
811
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,500
- You'll love the way you look.
812
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:20,500
- Yeah.
813
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:21,500
- Wait, that's not one of those.
814
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,500
(laughing)
815
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,500
(laughing)
816
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,500
(laughing)
817
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:29,500
- We have to do it in chorus.
818
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,500
- Why baby?
819
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:31,500
Why baby?
820
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:32,500
- Why baby?
821
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:33,500
- Why baby?
822
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,500
- Why baby?
823
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:35,500
- Why baby?
824
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:37,500
- Oh, that baby is so white.
825
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:38,500
- I think it's a blue one.
826
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,500
- I think it's a blue one.
827
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,500
- I saw it from here.
828
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,500
Jesus Christ.
829
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,500
(laughing)
830
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,500
- Yeah, baby.
831
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,500
- Oh, Lee.
832
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,500
- Yeah.
833
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,500
- Look at those eyes.
834
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,500
Oh, he's such a cute white baby.
835
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,500
(laughing)
836
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:54,500
- How does it feel to know that you'll never be discriminated against white babies?
837
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,500
(laughing)
838
00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,500
- The whole world is your oyster.
839
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:58,500
Yes, the baby.
840
00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,500
- Yes, yes, white baby.
841
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,500
Take care.
842
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,500
- I'm getting it.
843
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,500
- Get out of here, white baby.
844
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:03,500
- Get it.
845
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,500
- You've raised me out of a baby.
846
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,500
- More stutter under the baby.
847
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,500
(laughing)
848
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,500
- Where'd you get that white baby?
849
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,500
- Where'd you get that white baby?
850
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,500
- All right, for our favorite guests on the show.
851
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,500
- Yeah.
852
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:18,500
- We grow on a tree outside.
853
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,500
- We got white babies.
854
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,500
- There's one dog in the middle.
855
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,500
- We were free to raise white babies.
856
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,500
- You were free to raise them.
857
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:26,500
(laughing)
858
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:29,500
- I'm just gonna pop in and you're gonna have to say,
859
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,500
"Hey, white baby."
860
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,500
- I can't see him out there eating a steak.
861
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,500
- That's all white babies.
862
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,500
- I can't see him out there eating a steak.
863
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:36,500
- We were having a meeting and,
864
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,500
and Freddie didn't notice and the baby came in
865
00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,500
and I held up the baby and I was holding the baby
866
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:44,500
and Freddie looked up and Freddie's like,
867
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:47,500
"We should get that white baby for you."
868
00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:49,500
- You got some fair question now.
869
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,500
- I'm gonna get that white baby, man.
870
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:54,500
- The question asked myself almost every day.
871
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,500
- Yeah.
872
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,500
- Now look at the mirror and I say,
873
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,500
"That's why I ate my white baby, come for it, bro."
874
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:00,500
- Hey!
875
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:01,500
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
876
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:02,500
- I'm a little too brown.
877
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:03,500
- What is white baby going about?
878
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,500
- Don't worry, baby.
879
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,500
- Don't worry, man.
880
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,500
- We're speaking and not worrying about it.
881
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,500
- Yep.
882
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,500
- We're not gonna worry about the second thing
883
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:10,500
we're gonna talk about right now,
884
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,500
because we're gonna take a quick break.
885
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,500
- Yeah, we're gonna.
886
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,500
- And we'll be back with more of the Black Lincoln Collective.
887
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,500
We like to podcast.
888
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,500
- And white baby.
889
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,500
- Hopefully white baby.
890
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,500
- The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
891
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,500
will return after a word from our sponsors.
892
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:28,500
- Do your farts mean something?
893
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,500
- Mm.
894
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,080
(upbeat music)
895
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:42,080
(upbeat music)
896
00:29:42,080 --> 00:30:04,080
(upbeat music)
897
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:11,080
- Welcome back to 265th Division of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
898
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,080
- Love it.
899
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,080
- You know, Fred, when you're having fun,
900
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,080
time flies is what they say.
901
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,080
- Yes.
902
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:24,080
- Which is why it feels like we're on the 780th edition,
903
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,080
really only on 250th.
904
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,080
- Time is going so slow.
905
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,080
- We're so glad you were there still.
906
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,080
We're so glad we're with us still.
907
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,080
We've already said that earlier.
908
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:39,080
But Fred, we're gonna do a favor to all our friends,
909
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:44,080
all over the globe, and especially within five miles
910
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,080
of where we're fucking.
911
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,080
(laughing)
912
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,080
- That's all right.
913
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,080
- No, it's great.
914
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,080
It's great.
915
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,080
Sometimes we're in a national, man.
916
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,080
- We are international.
917
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,080
- We are international.
918
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,080
- We know what we happen for those of you who are listening,
919
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,080
actually, both swath.
920
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,080
- Woo!
921
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,080
- I don't know what that means,
922
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,080
but I hope it means something good.
923
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,080
- Woo!
924
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,080
- We have a...
925
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,080
- Bella, Bella, Bella.
926
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,080
- Yeah.
927
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,080
- Bella, Bella notches.
928
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,080
- Bella notches.
929
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,080
- Bella notches.
930
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,080
- Bella notches.
931
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,080
- Bella from Twilight.
932
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,080
(laughing)
933
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,080
- You're like, Bella.
934
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,080
- Chris is doing it.
935
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,080
- Yeah.
936
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,080
- Bella, be ready to be.
937
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,080
- Enjoy.
938
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,080
- And it's really the accent that sells it, Fred.
939
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,080
- It's really, yeah.
940
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,080
- Look at that.
941
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,080
- Yeah.
942
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,080
- Oh, yeah.
943
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,080
- So, yeah, welcome, you know, whatever.
944
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,080
What we're talking about, yeah, Fred, so what we're gonna do is
945
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:42,080
we, the three of us, the trifecta that is,
946
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,080
the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast,
947
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:49,080
is blessed in some ways to be living
948
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:54,080
in one of the busiest, most vastly growing cities
949
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,080
in the entire area,
950
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,080
the entire world,
951
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:01,080
trostate area in the triad triple state,
952
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,080
we're a trifecta power,
953
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,080
and they are a trifecta of much more power.
954
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,080
- Absolutely.
955
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,080
- We do live in like the past,
956
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,080
- It's one of the fastest growing states in the country.
957
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,080
- Yeah.
958
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,080
- Right, what's your situation?
959
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,080
- In the country.
960
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,080
- You've seen it on everything.
961
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:19,080
We are broadcasting from the lovely Greenville South Carolina.
962
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,080
- Greenville South Carolina.
963
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,080
- Greenville South Carolina.
964
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,080
- In place you can go.
965
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,080
- Greenville.
966
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,080
- And you'll stay in one fucking street the whole time
967
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,080
because that's the whole setting.
968
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,080
- Carolina.
969
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,080
- So, Carolina.
970
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,080
- Carolina.
971
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,080
(laughing)
972
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,080
- Long-green.
973
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,080
- Long-green.
974
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:41,080
- So anyway, Fred, we've decided to help out the people who,
975
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:46,080
because again, trostate, this has become a trost destination
976
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,080
for the entire world.
977
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,080
People come here and they say,
978
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,080
"Oh, you have biscuits here."
979
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,080
And we say, "Yes."
980
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,080
And they say, "That's so southern."
981
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,080
And I say, "Yes."
982
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,080
Because we're in the South.
983
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,080
- I had an ex-me, he said,
984
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,080
"Oh, you have a sever biscuits here."
985
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,080
That's a so-a-southern.
986
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,080
- That's...
987
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,080
- I was like, "Bro."
988
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:13,080
- You're like, "That's pretty racist to say that."
989
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,080
(laughing)
990
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,080
- You never see the Mexican guy with an angry face.
991
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,080
- Right.
992
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,080
- You're like, "What are you?"
993
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,080
(laughing)
994
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,080
- Chinese, whatever.
995
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,080
- Tokyo, Mexico, we.
996
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,080
- Right, yeah, he's from...
997
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,080
- I'm from from from East Tokyo.
998
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,080
(laughing)
999
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,080
- From the Mexican, from from East Kuala Laro.
1000
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,080
- So...
1001
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,080
- You have a mid-situatichuwawa.
1002
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,080
- That's right, twoa, that's a place.
1003
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,080
- It is.
1004
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,080
- Quetzicotal, that's the thing.
1005
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,080
I don't know what that's the right way to say.
1006
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,080
Anyway, Fred, we're not making any sense
1007
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,080
because we're not here to make sense
1008
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:55,080
because we are gonna do a f***, what the f*** is this show?
1009
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,080
We're gonna do a favor to all our friends
1010
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,080
who are coming to visit us from around the world
1011
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,080
and into our believing rooms.
1012
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,080
(groaning)
1013
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,080
We're gonna tell you about some restaurant.
1014
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,080
(laughing)
1015
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,080
- It's hard to sell it, man.
1016
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,080
- So, Fred has a restaurant review.
1017
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,080
- Now, now, now.
1018
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,080
- Allan has a restaurant review.
1019
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,080
And of course, I have a restaurant review.
1020
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:24,080
- And let me just say, this BLC restaurant review roundup,
1021
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:30,080
that's three yards, that's repetition.
1022
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,080
It's brought to you by the stupid f***ing sports bar
1023
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,080
that I went to the other night.
1024
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,080
- Now that I had that stuff.
1025
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,080
- And it was too loud.
1026
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,080
- Time to do whatever it was.
1027
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,080
- And they were driving it all over.
1028
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,080
- No, they set us right under the big screen TVs.
1029
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,080
And then they were like, turn up the volume
1030
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,080
and I couldn't even hear my own self.
1031
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,080
(laughing)
1032
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,080
But, you know what?
1033
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,080
It's okay because it happened to be an Iowa bar.
1034
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:56,080
And Iowa, for those who were, it's partially inclined.
1035
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,080
Meet Michigan on a literal,
1036
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,080
back to back miracle plays.
1037
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,080
- Right.
1038
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,080
- They had an interception, a tipped interception.
1039
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,080
- Right.
1040
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,080
- Which people went, not so far.
1041
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,080
- Crazy.
1042
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,080
- And then there's like two seconds left
1043
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,080
and they're like, we got a chance.
1044
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,080
And then that, I've never seen
1045
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:18,080
a wider, drunker, rounder people dance in my life.
1046
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,080
(laughing)
1047
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,080
But, so this restaurant roundup review,
1048
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,080
a restaurant review roundup.
1049
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,080
- Iowa bar.
1050
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,080
- Is brought to you by the Iowa bar.
1051
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,080
- Hey, there, guy.
1052
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,080
- Corn.
1053
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,080
- Yeah, there.
1054
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,080
- Potato.
1055
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,080
- It's corn.
1056
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,080
(laughing)
1057
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,080
- Yeah, you think it Idaho.
1058
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,080
- No, that's potatoes.
1059
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,080
- That's potatoes.
1060
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,080
- Yeah.
1061
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,080
- Iowa's next to Chicago.
1062
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,080
- Iowa.
1063
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,080
- Iowa.
1064
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,080
- Iowa was corn.
1065
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,080
- Iowa, it's like Chicago with corn.
1066
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,080
- Iowa.
1067
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,080
- Iowa.
1068
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,080
- We have blisters in Iowa.
1069
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,080
- We have blisters in Iowa.
1070
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,080
- Never do I love you.
1071
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,080
- We love you.
1072
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,080
- Yeah.
1073
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,080
- So anyway, Fred, you're gonna start,
1074
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,080
are you gonna start or is out of your store?
1075
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,080
- Sure.
1076
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,080
- Okay.
1077
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,080
- I'll start.
1078
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,080
- Fred's gonna start his restaurant review.
1079
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,080
It will be when Pete's, I assume.
1080
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,080
- No, it is not when Pete's.
1081
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,080
- When Pete's, all of them.
1082
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,080
- Fred gives that one two pointy things up.
1083
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,080
(laughing)
1084
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,080
- Two nipples out.
1085
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,080
- Two, three.
1086
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,080
- The thumbs are the nipples in the hand.
1087
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,080
(laughing)
1088
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:28,080
- So yeah, me and my, me and my, my, one of my friends invited me to this restaurant to help
1089
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,080
celebrate his wife's birthday.
1090
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,080
- Oh, my God.
1091
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,080
- Birthday.
1092
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:39,080
- Yeah, so like moving all the way and, you know, moving all the way to, to a little time
1093
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,080
called Greer.
1094
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,080
- Yep, a little town on the other side of nothing.
1095
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,080
- Greer.
1096
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,080
Greer?
1097
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,080
- If you put an hour drive, probably almost for you.
1098
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,080
- Yeah, that's about that.
1099
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,080
That's about an hour, yeah.
1100
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,080
So I was excited because like, they said--
1101
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:59,080
- Yeah, it says a Mexican restaurant and I love, you know, I like Mexican food, you know what I mean?
1102
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:05,080
And when they told me that we had reservations at eight o'clock, I was like, oh,
1103
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:12,080
I've never been to a Mexican restaurant, but yeah, damn it, it's amazing.
1104
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,080
- Yeah, it was like, that's just weird.
1105
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:19,080
- So we get to this little place is called La Santa de la Closed.
1106
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,080
- Santa.
1107
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,080
- Santa.
1108
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,080
- Santa.
1109
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,080
- We gonna, I believe it.
1110
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,080
- But, but, yeah, but--
1111
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:28,080
- Not gonna give me a hint with the Mexican joke friend, not this week.
1112
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,080
I'm on my guard, I'm on El Gardo.
1113
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,080
- I love it, it's like, five times five.
1114
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,080
- Oh, you love it.
1115
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,080
- I love it, you love it.
1116
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,080
And I'm delighted, so what?
1117
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:42,080
- So, you know, we get there and it's, it's relatively small.
1118
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,080
- Yeah, I mean, yeah.
1119
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,080
- Well, that's probably why you did a reservation, right?
1120
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:51,080
- Yeah, it's probably, it's probably had, like, it's got a bar, pretty long bar, but then maybe
1121
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:56,080
10, 12 tables, you know, in those, there was six of us.
1122
00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:01,080
Six of us, so we had like a pretty nice size table for ourselves.
1123
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:08,080
And, like, the music, no, okay, so the atmosphere, okay, the atmosphere is, it's dark.
1124
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,080
- Start off with the atmosphere.
1125
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:13,080
- And we're gonna get a total rating of this at the end.
1126
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,080
- Yeah, it's dark.
1127
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,080
- Okay, dark.
1128
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,080
- And they have like string lights up and stuff.
1129
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,080
I mean, it looks really nice.
1130
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:25,080
- Romantic, yeah, they've got like the angel wings in the back.
1131
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,080
- Oh, you can pick them up.
1132
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,080
- And pull them and take a picture.
1133
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:36,080
- You know, they're playing this virtual DJ on the television.
1134
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:44,080
And it's all 80s music, but like mixed, mixed 80s music and they're showing the videos.
1135
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,080
- Yeah.
1136
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,080
- Yeah, man, so like-- - Yeah, it doesn't go with the videos anymore.
1137
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:55,080
- Everybody in the table is over 40, so like, we're all nostalgic, you know?
1138
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:59,080
- I remember that video, you know, I remember the song, you love it.
1139
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,080
- So we're having a good time.
1140
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,080
- Yeah, it's okay, you know, we're having a good time.
1141
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,080
- Then we order drinks.
1142
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,080
- We order drinks.
1143
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,080
I really wouldn't drink it.
1144
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,080
I wouldn't drink it that night, so I just soaked with water.
1145
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,080
But like, everybody else ordered like, you know, alcoholic beverages.
1146
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:18,080
My homeboy, he orders, I don't even know what it was called, but--
1147
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,080
- Seven shots of tequila.
1148
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,080
- They brought it out.
1149
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,080
And it was in a bathtub.
1150
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,080
- Yeah, so yeah.
1151
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,080
- That's called Santa Slee.
1152
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,080
- It was in a bathtub.
1153
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,080
It was blue.
1154
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,080
It was blue.
1155
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,080
It was in a bathtub.
1156
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:42,080
And like, the straw was taxed to the bathtub.
1157
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,080
- Yeah.
1158
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,080
- You know what I'm saying?
1159
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,080
So like, like a kids cup, you know what I'm saying?
1160
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,080
- Yeah.
1161
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,080
- Yeah.
1162
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:54,080
- And it had like a rubber ducky in it.
1163
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,080
- And it drinks con restaurants, man.
1164
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:01,080
- And it dropped some dry ice in it.
1165
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,080
- So a bubble, it was bubbling, you know what I mean?
1166
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,080
- Brilliant.
1167
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,080
- Brilliant.
1168
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,080
- You're like, this is why this costs $31.
1169
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,080
- Exactly.
1170
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:16,080
And then, I think, like, my wife got a bargain, what do you do?
1171
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:21,080
And I think her, my, my, what did that parachute in?
1172
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,080
- What did that parachute in?
1173
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,080
- Like fucking me ceiling.
1174
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,080
- I don't know what it would.
1175
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,080
They, they all ordered drinks.
1176
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,080
- Yeah.
1177
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,080
- Everything had dry ice in it.
1178
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,080
Like, that's just why I just keep her in a regular ice.
1179
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,080
- Everybody's drink was just bubbling.
1180
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,080
- It's the show, man.
1181
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,080
That's what it was.
1182
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,080
- I love the show.
1183
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,080
- It was the show.
1184
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,080
- Because then, you know, we order entrees.
1185
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,080
- And, I don't know.
1186
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:52,080
- I can feel, I feel where this is going, Fred.
1187
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,080
So I'm not gonna, I don't, can you cover?
1188
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,080
Can you take off your headphones one second?
1189
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,080
- Okay, hold up.
1190
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,080
- Just so I can tell everybody, okay.
1191
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,080
- Go ahead.
1192
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,080
- All right, good. Take off your, I feel like Allan,
1193
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:07,080
what's gonna happen is since Fred is not being wowed
1194
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,080
by the adventure of like the drinks and everything,
1195
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,080
he's gonna realize the food sucks.
1196
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,080
That way I was gonna be like, it was fucking great.
1197
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,080
All right, you're good.
1198
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,080
- All right, Fred heard none of that.
1199
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,080
- Oh, good.
1200
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,080
- Or maybe they'll all them out.
1201
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,080
- Okay, so yeah, so you ordered nachos.
1202
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,080
- Did we order nachos?
1203
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,080
- I don't know.
1204
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,080
I was making that.
1205
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,080
- We ordered nachos.
1206
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:34,080
We ordered, cheese dip, bean dip, and the salsa.
1207
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,080
- Salsa was pretty good.
1208
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,080
The chips and salsa was pretty good.
1209
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,080
- I was wondering that you went up and got the salsa in all the way.
1210
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,080
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1211
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,080
They brought it to you.
1212
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,080
It wasn't, see, and I hate, that's one thing
1213
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,080
I hate about a Mexican restaurant.
1214
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,080
When you give me the free chips and salsa,
1215
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,080
you're gonna give me that watery tomato paste.
1216
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,080
- Right. Bullshit.
1217
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,080
- No, I want some ketchup.
1218
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,080
- It's just chunky.
1219
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,080
Yeah, it's just pretty much ketchup.
1220
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,080
I want some chunky, you guys are chunky salsa.
1221
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,080
I know you can't give me chunky salsa for free.
1222
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,080
That's just too expensive.
1223
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,080
- You can give it to me.
1224
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,080
- No, but like, you can give it to me.
1225
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,080
- You can give it to me.
1226
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,080
- You can, you know, they look out for the brothers.
1227
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,080
- Yeah.
1228
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,080
- And cheese sauce.
1229
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,080
- They know it, they know it, we like that hot shit.
1230
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,080
- Yeah, they always bring it to chunky shit.
1231
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,080
- Yeah, I love it, it's so good.
1232
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,080
- But I ordered a, um,
1233
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,080
Jimmy Churra, burrito.
1234
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,080
- All right.
1235
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,080
- Which, it said it came with three sauces.
1236
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,080
- Wow.
1237
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,080
- Like, all this cheese.
1238
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,080
- Oh, yeah, I was like, yeah, that's what I wanted.
1239
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,080
- Yeah, that's what I wanted.
1240
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,080
- I get it.
1241
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,080
- It comes out.
1242
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,080
- No it was dry.
1243
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,080
- It's, it's fun.
1244
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,080
- It's fun.
1245
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,080
- You get a little dry eyes at everybody.
1246
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,080
- Well, burrito's good.
1247
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,080
(banging)
1248
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,080
- Maybe it's because, oh.
1249
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,080
- Oh.
1250
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,080
- Bread, eye eye eye.
1251
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,080
- Why do we think it is before?
1252
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,080
- It's part of, it's the Santa theme.
1253
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,080
- So everything has to be snowy and wittery.
1254
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,080
(laughing)
1255
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:07,080
- Yeah, so like, I get my burrito and it comes out.
1256
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,080
- It's just the burrito on a plate.
1257
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,080
- Why am I right?
1258
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,080
(laughing)
1259
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,080
- Am I right it is.
1260
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,080
- It's like the burrito that you buy in Walmart.
1261
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,080
- It's a burrito on a plate.
1262
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,080
And all the sauces are on the side.
1263
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,080
- Where's the adventure in that?
1264
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,080
- Yeah.
1265
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,080
- It's fun.
1266
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,080
- I'm like, okay, so like that.
1267
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,080
- Was it the one where it had like a red sauce,
1268
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,080
a white sauce and a green sauce?
1269
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,080
And they're supposed to do like a Mexican flag.
1270
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,080
- A changement.
1271
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,080
(laughing)
1272
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,080
- I'm serious.
1273
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:35,080
- Really?
1274
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,080
- How do you know what I'm talking about?
1275
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,080
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1276
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:42,080
I guess, maybe I did not, I did not put that together.
1277
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,080
I didn't core like this.
1278
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,080
- Well that's where the, some places they do it,
1279
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,080
if you order a special thing,
1280
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,080
they give you like, yeah, like red sauce on one part
1281
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,080
and the white sauce on the middle and green on the other.
1282
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,080
And it looks just like a Mexican flag.
1283
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,080
- Yeah, maybe it was.
1284
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,080
- It's about showmanship, man.
1285
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,080
- I was just too ignorant for it.
1286
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,080
- Yeah, I mean, they're like,
1287
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,080
they're getting on the side, they didn't actually put it
1288
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,080
on the plate, right?
1289
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,080
- Yeah, they didn't put it on the burrito, my burrito
1290
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,080
and the sauces came in each separate plate.
1291
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:11,080
So, and once again, that's a lot of plates
1292
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,080
because we already got like, you know,
1293
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,080
the chips, the sauce, the,
1294
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,080
we got all the plates on the table, so it was a lot of plates.
1295
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,080
- There's only 12 seats, 12 tables,
1296
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,080
the whole restaurant.
1297
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,080
- Yeah, exactly.
1298
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,080
- I'm gonna ask you that.
1299
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,080
- I was like, hey bro, can I put this plate on your table plate?
1300
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,080
- You only got two people in there.
1301
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,080
(laughs)
1302
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,080
- He's like, it's dry, I'm so old.
1303
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,080
- Yeah, it was made dry.
1304
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,080
(laughs)
1305
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,080
- You can't see your feet when you get in there.
1306
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,080
- He's covered in foam, yeah.
1307
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,080
- I'm gonna drop it, the table may be there.
1308
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,080
- So my homeboy, he orders his entry
1309
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,080
and I don't know what it was.
1310
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,080
It was some kind of pork tower.
1311
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,080
- I'm saying like,
1312
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:55,080
it was like a real thing in pieces of meat,
1313
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,080
that's not a spike,
1314
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,080
and then they came over,
1315
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,080
poured some alcohol on it,
1316
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,080
and then it set it on fire.
1317
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,080
- It's on fire, there, yeah.
1318
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,080
- Yeah, I mean like,
1319
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,080
they got dirt,
1320
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:11,080
it's food, they got, okay, anyway, go ahead.
1321
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,080
It just feels like we were getting a lot of sizzle.
1322
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,080
- Yeah.
1323
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,080
- Not a lot of steak.
1324
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,080
- He didn't eat all of it.
1325
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,080
- I'll tell you that.
1326
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,080
- Okay.
1327
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,080
- My wife ordered down,
1328
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,080
she did that to herself because she tried to eat it.
1329
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,080
She did that to herself because she tried to jump out of her lane
1330
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,080
and order something that she'd never had before.
1331
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,080
- Did she get ceviche?
1332
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,080
No, I don't know what it was.
1333
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,080
To me, it looked like curry.
1334
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,080
- It's like a real office salad.
1335
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,080
- It looked like curry.
1336
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,080
- Curry.
1337
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,080
- Like, you know how a curry is just like,
1338
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,080
that soup,
1339
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,080
it's like soup in a plate, you know what I mean?
1340
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,080
- Okay.
1341
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,080
- And it had onions and peppers in it
1342
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,080
and some chicken scattered around,
1343
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,080
but it was just like,
1344
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,080
what the fuck?
1345
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,080
It's just put this on a bowl,
1346
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,080
like gave me a spoon.
1347
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,080
(laughs)
1348
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,080
- You ordered a plate.
1349
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,080
- I like, well, if you,
1350
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,080
if that's what you want, you know,
1351
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,080
or you're like,
1352
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,080
"Well look, I got an office problem."
1353
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,080
My marina is driving the boat.
1354
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,080
- So I was,
1355
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:15,080
but yeah, so like,
1356
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,080
I was thoroughly not impressed,
1357
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,080
especially for the drive that I had to make,
1358
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,080
so give me a rating.
1359
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:27,080
- Three.
1360
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,080
- Yeah, so we know we were gonna use atmosphere.
1361
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,080
- Oritos?
1362
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,080
- Yeah.
1363
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,080
- Or food.
1364
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,080
- Yeah, three sauces.
1365
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,080
I'm gonna sauce you.
1366
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:39,080
- Atmospheric.
1367
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,080
- Experience.
1368
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,080
- Yeah.
1369
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,080
- And food.
1370
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,080
- And food.
1371
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,080
- Yeah.
1372
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,080
- 30.
1373
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,080
- 30.
1374
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,080
- I will give.
1375
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,080
- One and a half sauces.
1376
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,080
- That's not good.
1377
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,080
- Yeah, that's not good, man.
1378
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,080
- All right, man.
1379
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,080
- You know what, you just all stay up.
1380
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,080
- Yeah, that's not what a half sauces.
1381
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,080
- Why do you do it out of five sauces if you want?
1382
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,080
- Well, I still give one and a half sauces.
1383
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,080
- Still have one and a half.
1384
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,080
- Just not worth the drive.
1385
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,080
- It just worth the drive.
1386
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,080
- The steak wasn't worth the sizzle.
1387
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,080
- Right, and then like,
1388
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,080
the price, like you said,
1389
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,080
- Right.
1390
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,080
- Do you pay in for that?
1391
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,080
- Like I said,
1392
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,080
I ain't even drinkin' me spent 100 dollars.
1393
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,080
- You pay for the drive, man.
1394
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,080
- Yeah.
1395
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,080
- Exactly what I told you.
1396
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,080
- Okay.
1397
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,080
- What was everybody else's opinion of it?
1398
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,080
Was they the same or were they like,
1399
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,080
- Oh, no, my wife hated it.
1400
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,080
- Like she hated it.
1401
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,080
She did not like her food.
1402
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,080
- What about the guy said,
1403
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,080
- Like I said, that was tough.
1404
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,080
- Yeah.
1405
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,080
- Like I said, he didn't finish his food.
1406
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,080
So like, you know.
1407
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,080
- Yeah.
1408
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,080
- Yeah, it just wasn't,
1409
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,080
- So, I was sent to like,
1410
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:47,080
just give me straight up regular,
1411
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,080
regular ass mix,
1412
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,080
- Yes.
1413
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,080
- You know what I mean?
1414
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,080
- No, take me to my house.
1415
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,080
- Give me, give me,
1416
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,080
- Ed's a disco.
1417
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,080
- Yeah, yeah.
1418
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,080
- Yeah.
1419
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,080
- Anywhere.
1420
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,080
- Guaranteen.
1421
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,080
- Guaranteen.
1422
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,080
- And Allan,
1423
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,080
basically,
1424
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,080
what happened is exactly what I said,
1425
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,080
basically.
1426
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,080
- Yeah, except that,
1427
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,080
- So,
1428
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,080
- Except not exactly,
1429
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,080
but basically.
1430
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,080
- Yeah.
1431
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,080
- I said that everybody else was gonna be wowed
1432
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,080
by the show that they were gonna be like,
1433
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,080
this place is great.
1434
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,080
- Yeah.
1435
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,080
- So, you didn't get the show,
1436
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,080
you're like, fuck this place.
1437
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,080
- Yeah, no, I mean, I wasn't.
1438
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,080
- You saw it for what it really was.
1439
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,080
- I don't,
1440
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,080
- Yeah, man.
1441
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,080
- You didn't get stars in your house.
1442
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,080
- You didn't get stars in your house.
1443
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,080
- I don't need that star station.
1444
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:29,080
- Right.
1445
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,080
- I'm not there for the show.
1446
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,080
I'm there for the food, man.
1447
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,080
- No, I'm for the food, man.
1448
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,080
- That's where,
1449
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,080
I think a lot of people go wrong.
1450
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,080
- Yeah.
1451
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,080
- I know, I will go and walk to the back
1452
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,080
of a shitty ass restaurant or a gas station.
1453
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,080
- Right.
1454
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,080
- If I know that there's good food back there.
1455
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,080
- There's good food back there, yeah.
1456
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,080
- But you can put junk food anywhere and it sucks.
1457
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,080
- If the food is good, you don't need a show.
1458
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,080
- No.
1459
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,080
- Yeah.
1460
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,080
- The food does the dancing.
1461
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,080
- Yeah, the food does, the food is good.
1462
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,080
- No, the food is good and they give you a show.
1463
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,080
The show is a plus.
1464
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,080
- Right.
1465
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,080
- Yeah.
1466
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,080
- But you're gonna pay for that, plus.
1467
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,080
- Yeah, I mean,
1468
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,080
- Usually, yeah.
1469
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,080
- I don't wanna pay for the show and have shitty fucking food.
1470
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,080
- Exactly.
1471
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,080
- Exactly.
1472
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,080
- Well-fed.
1473
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,080
- Yeah, yeah.
1474
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,080
- Speaking of, okay, let's get out of it and then I'll do my-
1475
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,080
- But please, they didn't even have a chimichanga.
1476
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,080
I'm kinda Mexican, please.
1477
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,080
- No chimichanga.
1478
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,080
- I don't know how a chimichanga is.
1479
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,080
- It's an un-American.
1480
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,080
- That's how I do the Mexican restaurant.
1481
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,080
- What kind of, this is America?
1482
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,080
- If I could go to a Mexican restaurant,
1483
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:36,080
- I'd never been to before a chimichanga is what I'ma get.
1484
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,080
- That's a go to meal.
1485
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,080
- That's a real early Mexican food.
1486
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,080
- You can't go wrong with the chimichanga.
1487
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,080
- Because if you can't make a chimichanga,
1488
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,080
what can I expect you to do?
1489
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,080
- Yeah, how you gonna make it?
1490
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,080
- It's a Papa's fritas if you can't make a chimichanga.
1491
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,080
- Right, roll that shit up and fry it.
1492
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,080
It's the easiest recipe in Mexican history.
1493
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,080
- I have no friends, Fron.
1494
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,080
- Papa's, yeah, that's franchise.
1495
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,080
But that's the thing.
1496
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:03,080
They make that.
1497
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,080
The Mexican restaurant, I went to a few weeks ago,
1498
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:08,080
their best thing on their menu is french fries.
1499
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,080
And I'm getting-
1500
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,080
(laughing)
1501
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,080
- It's an institution in this town.
1502
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,080
- Yeah. Oh, good.
1503
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,080
- But that's not where my review is.
1504
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,080
So, Allan has the review too.
1505
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,080
- All right, good.
1506
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,080
- Yeah, I went to a place downtown Greenville.
1507
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,080
It's a Brazilian.
1508
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:27,080
- And Jerez Quiro.
1509
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:31,080
- And it's called El Jorascuría.
1510
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,080
That's what's called, Fron.
1511
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,080
It's such a restaurant.
1512
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,080
- Yeah, it's called Guchachio.
1513
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,080
- And it's-
1514
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:39,080
- Allan, I love this Spanish dish.
1515
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,080
- That happened too, I'm gonna-
1516
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,080
- That is shit, man.
1517
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,080
- That happened on something else.
1518
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,080
- Lastly, what are you talking about?
1519
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,080
- You're joking.
1520
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,080
- You're gonna lose your brown car.
1521
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,080
- Yeah, right?
1522
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,080
(laughing)
1523
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,080
- You've been away from their motherland too long.
1524
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,080
- Gotcha.
1525
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,080
- Gouchuino.
1526
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,080
(laughing)
1527
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:04,080
And it's basically what it is.
1528
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:08,080
All you can eat, steak place.
1529
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,080
- Okay.
1530
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:10,080
- Yeah.
1531
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,080
- Because in Brazil, that's what they eat me.
1532
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:13,080
- Yeah.
1533
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,080
- So what they do is they bring these meat out of the steak.
1534
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,080
- Yeah, that's what she said.
1535
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,080
(laughing)
1536
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,080
And what you do is they have a salad bar.
1537
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,080
They have a pot bar.
1538
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:30,080
And they have mashed potatoes, rice and beans, mushrooms, bread.
1539
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,080
And then in the salad bar, they get all kinds of salads.
1540
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,080
- Good.
1541
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,080
- Like, sees a salad shrimp.
1542
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,080
They got all that there.
1543
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,080
And then they have some--
1544
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,080
- Oh, I didn't bubble gum, just some of those salads.
1545
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,080
(laughing)
1546
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,080
- And that's the meat yet.
1547
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,080
And then the meat they had, uh, sirloin steak.
1548
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,080
- Yeah.
1549
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:54,080
- Steak, ribeye, tea bones, noork.
1550
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,080
- Had chicken.
1551
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,080
- How do they have tea bones?
1552
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,080
- How do they stab a fucking tea bone on a steak?
1553
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,080
- They stack up together.
1554
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,080
- They stack up the same thing.
1555
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,080
- They stack up the same thing.
1556
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,080
- They stack up the same thing.
1557
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,080
- They stack up the same thing.
1558
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,080
- They stack up the bone.
1559
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,080
And then basically what they do is they bring this thing
1560
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,080
and it's full of meat and they cut the meat.
1561
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,080
- It is.
1562
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,080
- They eat them with these little--
1563
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,080
- Yeah, they don't even grab this meat.
1564
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,080
- Yeah.
1565
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,080
- You just bring your grab my meat.
1566
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,080
- And you grab my meat.
1567
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,080
- Grab my meat.
1568
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,080
And they grab my meat off those raw oysters.
1569
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:28,080
And red means I'm good and green means give me more.
1570
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,080
- Yeah, just bring it.
1571
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,080
- And I had forgotten to flip it.
1572
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,080
- So they would just--
1573
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,080
- This is the pounded meat up on that one.
1574
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,080
- Yeah.
1575
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:40,080
- And then I was like, yeah, sure.
1576
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,080
- What do you think I have?
1577
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,080
- You're looking at it.
1578
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,080
- I'm like, yeah, sure.
1579
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,080
And then they say, you want a certain long steak?
1580
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,080
Yeah, sure, you want this.
1581
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,080
I mean, I ate it all.
1582
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,080
- But you were there, their ideas?
1583
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,080
You're there for a while?
1584
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,080
- Yeah, no, yeah.
1585
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,080
I was there for--
1586
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,080
I mean, it was a good 45 to--
1587
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,080
- Yeah, to a day.
1588
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,080
- To a day.
1589
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,080
- And the service man, the service was great.
1590
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,080
- So how--
1591
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,080
- I got it to group on.
1592
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:13,080
So it was like a meal for two plus a bottle of wine.
1593
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,080
- How much?
1594
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,080
- 90 bucks.
1595
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,080
- It's not bad.
1596
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,080
- That's a deal.
1597
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,080
And a bottle of wine.
1598
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,080
- And a bottle of wine.
1599
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,080
- Not good.
1600
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,080
- Yeah.
1601
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:23,080
- No, it was good.
1602
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,080
They actually--
1603
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,080
- They gave you three, they have three separate types of wine.
1604
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,080
- Okay.
1605
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,080
- And they said, okay.
1606
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,080
And I was like, which wine is the best?
1607
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,080
He said, well, this one goes best with the meat.
1608
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,080
- Yeah.
1609
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,080
- So--
1610
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,080
- Yeah, you're good.
1611
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,080
I was thinking about getting the meat.
1612
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,080
- I was like, good.
1613
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,080
- I didn't do that.
1614
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,080
- Yeah.
1615
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,080
- So yeah, it was--
1616
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,080
- I was real good.
1617
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,080
- It was real good.
1618
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:50,080
- Well, so what do you give this lovely Rogers barbecue?
1619
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,080
Well, I don't know the name.
1620
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:53,080
I forgot the name.
1621
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,080
- Brocterinos.
1622
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,080
- Yeah, fuck, I remember when this red, I would know.
1623
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,080
- What is it?
1624
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,080
- Is it, will we go five?
1625
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,080
- Oh, I mean, it's how many burritos do you think?
1626
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,080
- How many meat?
1627
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,080
- How many meat?
1628
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,080
- How many meat?
1629
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,080
- How many meat rods?
1630
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,080
- How many meat rods?
1631
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:11,080
I'm saying, I had a 10 meat rods, a 10.
1632
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,080
- All right.
1633
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,080
- So that it's a meat rods?
1634
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,080
- We would know, Fred, remember.
1635
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,080
- He's good, just remember.
1636
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:18,080
- Fred, always remember.
1637
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,080
We measure our meat rods in inches.
1638
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:22,080
- I mean, the service was good.
1639
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,080
I dropped the glass of wine.
1640
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,080
- There you go.
1641
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:30,080
- You didn't tell me anything like dinner clock did.
1642
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,080
(laughing)
1643
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,080
- Sad.
1644
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,080
- He doesn't, who did this?
1645
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,080
- Yeah.
1646
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,080
- Someone come and clean this for me.
1647
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:43,080
- He was like, he looked at, he's like, Puerto Rican.
1648
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,080
(laughing)
1649
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,080
- Yeah.
1650
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,080
- Are you like, I'm sorry, was that Spanish?
1651
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,080
I don't speak Spanish.
1652
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,080
- Puerto Rican.
1653
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,080
(laughing)
1654
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,080
- Yeah, that was good.
1655
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,080
- Hey?
1656
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,080
- Hey, brother?
1657
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,080
- Hey brother?
1658
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,080
- Don't cut me, brother.
1659
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,080
- The 10 out of 10.
1660
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,080
- Yep.
1661
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:00,080
- Pot meat rods.
1662
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,080
- We have meat.
1663
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,080
- They are hard to go this time.
1664
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:05,080
- I've been to, I've been to one of them places before.
1665
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:08,080
But I didn't experience it.
1666
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:12,080
- Why don't we do a show Christmas party there?
1667
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,080
- From, I'd tell you.
1668
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,080
I'm all for it.
1669
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,080
I'm not paying for it.
1670
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,080
- Well you, I mean, we have to pay,
1671
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,080
no one else is gonna pay for it, Brad.
1672
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,080
I'll pay for yours if you pay for mine.
1673
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,080
- Yeah, okay.
1674
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,080
- It's in the old man.
1675
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,080
- We just, each pay for each others that way.
1676
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:29,080
We get it for free.
1677
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,080
- We buy out the restaurant with Groupon.
1678
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,080
- With three.
1679
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,080
- With three of us.
1680
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,080
- With three of us.
1681
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,080
- I mean, I bought it.
1682
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,080
It was like you went another one and I was like,
1683
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,080
- Yeah.
1684
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,080
- Yeah.
1685
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,080
- I didn't have another one.
1686
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:42,080
(laughing)
1687
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,080
- Yeah, that's what we should do.
1688
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,080
We should get everybody together and buy your own Groupon
1689
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,080
who would just buy out the restaurant with Groupon.
1690
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,080
- And the restaurant.
1691
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,080
- Like with 50 cents did the job rule.
1692
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,080
- Yep.
1693
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,080
- Exactly.
1694
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,080
- Except with mashed potatoes.
1695
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:01,080
- Who's mashed potatoes?
1696
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,080
- Hey, well, all right Fred,
1697
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:07,080
well I got one review for you and this is gonna be a review
1698
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:09,080
that you're never gonna,
1699
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,080
you're always gonna remember this review, Fred.
1700
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,080
- Yeah.
1701
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,080
- Because yes, Fred, because I,
1702
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:20,080
there's only one thing I've been eating lately, Fred.
1703
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,080
That's not what you think, Fred.
1704
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,080
(laughing)
1705
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,080
- What it is, what, I only think I've been eating lately.
1706
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,080
- Dickels, Fred.
1707
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,080
- Is the world's finest chocolate
1708
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:32,080
because I have so much of it.
1709
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,080
Because, Fred, I learned,
1710
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,080
oh, let me give you my review, Fred.
1711
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,080
- Siremel, Fred.
1712
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,080
- You're about this big.
1713
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,080
- Oh, yeah, this thing.
1714
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,080
- This thing.
1715
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,080
- Fred.
1716
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:47,080
- Not that crispy.
1717
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,080
- No.
1718
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,080
- And that's all I have.
1719
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,080
Oh, we have a pretzel.
1720
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,080
- I was talking about the caramel.
1721
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,080
- I beat your ass.
1722
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,080
- I don't like caramel.
1723
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,080
- I love caramel.
1724
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,080
- Well, I'm glad you love it.
1725
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,080
I have about 100 of them over here.
1726
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,080
You can have them.
1727
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,080
Because, Fred, it turns out--
1728
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,080
- That's right, 50 bucks.
1729
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:04,080
- That's it.
1730
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:05,080
- Me was a good time.
1731
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,080
- I'm not.
1732
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:09,080
You can have them because I am angry about them.
1733
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,080
Because, Fred, it turns out,
1734
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:14,080
when you fundraise for a great cause,
1735
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:17,080
and the fundraiser is over,
1736
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:22,080
and your young child has sold some
1737
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:25,080
of the box of chocolate.
1738
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,080
And you say, "That's okay.
1739
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,080
Here's the money for the box--
1740
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,080
Here's the money for the candy that you sold
1741
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,080
in out of this box of chocolate.
1742
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,080
Take the money and the box of chocolate
1743
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,080
and return them from when they came.
1744
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,080
- No, they don't take that back.
1745
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,080
- And they say, "No, sir."
1746
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,080
- They'll take back.
1747
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,080
- We do not accept.
1748
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,080
You're fucking shitty chocolate.
1749
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,080
- Yeah. - And I was like, "Wait."
1750
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,080
- What? - What?
1751
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,080
Yeah, exactly.
1752
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:56,080
And so, Fred, I, and the proud owner,
1753
00:57:56,080 --> 00:58:00,080
of about 36 goddamn chocolate bars.
1754
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,080
- Holy shit.
1755
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,080
- I think it's about more like--
1756
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,080
- They don't know if you tampered with them.
1757
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,080
- Right, they don't know if I stuck my weeder in them.
1758
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,080
- Yeah.
1759
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,080
- They wouldn't know.
1760
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,080
- Hey, you--
1761
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,080
- I'm a piecemaid.
1762
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,080
- I'm like, "Painus, but we're gonna get paid for it."
1763
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,080
So regardless of-- - Yeah, as soon as you take 'em,
1764
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:20,080
you might give them the money.
1765
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,080
- Yeah. - Because--
1766
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,080
- You might just buy 'em out right.
1767
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,080
- But do you have to take 'em?
1768
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:27,080
- Okay, no, no.
1769
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,080
- No. - No.
1770
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,080
- No, no, no, you don't.
1771
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:30,080
- You don't. - You don't.
1772
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,080
- You don't. - You don't.
1773
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:32,080
- But we did the first batch
1774
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,080
because I was like, we can easily sell
1775
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,080
40 candy bars to our family, right?
1776
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:41,080
Like, and half the money goes to the field trip
1777
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,080
that they're going on, which I am also paying for.
1778
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,080
So that's the best part about it, Fred.
1779
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,080
- No. - Is I get to pay
1780
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:52,080
- Why is the amount?
1781
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,080
- Yeah. - And--
1782
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,080
- It's going towards the field trip.
1783
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,080
- Are you putting a chocolate and--
1784
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:57,080
- And put a field trip.
1785
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,080
- Right. - What are--
1786
00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,080
- Half of the field trip.
1787
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:01,080
Half of the money goes to the field trip.
1788
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,080
Half of the money goes to the field trip.
1789
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,080
So-- - Where's the other one?
1790
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,080
- Yes.
1791
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:09,080
It goes to Rich Man, Rich Chocolate Baron's Box.
1792
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,080
- Yeah, the chocolate baron.
1793
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,080
- Right.
1794
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,080
(laughing)
1795
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:18,080
- I'm going to prying in bones in the dirt.
1796
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,080
(laughing)
1797
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,080
H.J. Parnassus,
1798
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,080
(laughing)
1799
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:27,080
- So, no, yes, I am the proud owner
1800
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:30,080
of the reason--
1801
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,080
- Okay, first of all,
1802
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,080
let me be honest with you,
1803
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,080
the reason that we didn't sell all these,
1804
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,080
well, there's two reasons.
1805
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:38,080
But the number one reason, Fred,
1806
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,080
was because
1807
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:43,080
if I wanted, if they were good enough to eat,
1808
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,080
my daughter knows they would have just gotten eaten
1809
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,080
and that I'd be like, "Well, pay for it."
1810
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:49,080
- Yeah.
1811
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,080
- But they're so trash.
1812
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,080
I even, I don't want them.
1813
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,080
I'm looking at them right now,
1814
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:57,080
and I don't feel anything.
1815
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,080
My weeners hardly moving at all.
1816
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,080
(laughing)
1817
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,080
- Yeah, I'm back in the day.
1818
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,080
- Back in the day,
1819
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:09,080
when the prices were delicious,
1820
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,080
those chocolate bars--
1821
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,080
- 'Cause you didn't know--
1822
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,480
- You didn't know what the world's
1823
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:17,080
finest chocolate actually tastes of like at that point.
1824
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,080
It's like if you've had a kid
1825
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,080
like, "Grewl every day."
1826
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,080
- Yeah.
1827
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,080
(laughing)
1828
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,080
- And then one day,
1829
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,080
you're like, "Hey man,
1830
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,080
why don't you try this oatmeal?"
1831
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,080
And they'll be like,
1832
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,080
"It's basically the same, but better."
1833
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,080
- Yeah, it's so delicious.
1834
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,080
- And then the next day,
1835
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:37,080
here's a fucking bean burrito from Taco Bell.
1836
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,080
And they're like,
1837
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:41,080
"I don't understand what my whole life has been alive."
1838
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,080
- You can't do that, man.
1839
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,080
You can blow somebody's mind.
1840
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:49,080
- That's the, I feel like the "Grewl oatmeal Taco Bell Tri-Fecta
1841
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,080
is probably gonna end that kid's life.
1842
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,080
You're right.
1843
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:55,080
Poor Timmy.
1844
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,080
Poor little Timmy.
1845
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,080
- So, yeah,
1846
01:00:58,080 --> 01:00:59,080
you stuck with him.
1847
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,080
- I have so many,
1848
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,080
and I don't know what to do with him.
1849
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,080
I can't throw him away.
1850
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,080
'Cause they're food.
1851
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,080
- So, you're the homeless guys.
1852
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,080
- No, because then there could be a,
1853
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,080
you're the chocolate man, man.
1854
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,080
- And I don't wanna be that.
1855
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:16,080
- You can consignment them to a gas station, can you?
1856
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,080
Can you take it to like a space and be like,
1857
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,080
"Come on, get it, be it."
1858
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,080
Yeah, I'd be like, "Yeah, sell these for me."
1859
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,080
And it gave me,
1860
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,080
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1861
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,080
- No, they're not.
1862
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,080
- Yeah, man.
1863
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,080
- Just go to the gas station,
1864
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,080
have them sell it.
1865
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,080
- I'd rather throw them in a gas station.
1866
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,080
If I'm being honest.
1867
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,080
- The homeless, even to the homeless
1868
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,080
they're gonna come after you and be like, "This is shit."
1869
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:37,080
- Right, they'll be like, "World's finest, my ass."
1870
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:38,080
- "Give me die real."
1871
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:41,080
- "A star, one of them has died."
1872
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,080
- "Sid out of my cardboard box."
1873
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,080
- Right, do you know how hard it is
1874
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,080
to get a double layer cardboard box in this town?
1875
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,080
- "Sid out of cardboard."
1876
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,080
- Right, you don't.
1877
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:52,080
(laughing)
1878
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,080
- Handsy?
1879
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,080
Chocolate man?
1880
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,080
- I can't afford poopy golf.
1881
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,080
- That's right.
1882
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,080
- What are you, what are you, what are you,
1883
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,080
another display on it?
1884
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,080
(laughing)
1885
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,080
What do you want me to do?
1886
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,080
I'd been spitting on it for a day.
1887
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,080
- I got a water hole.
1888
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,080
- Oh yeah, you know what I mean, that's true.
1889
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:12,080
But the great thing about living in a cardboard box friend
1890
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:14,080
is that it's mobile.
1891
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,080
- It is. - So you can take it to those.
1892
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,080
- And then you can write, like,
1893
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:19,080
we'll work for food.
1894
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,080
- And you write, like, not my house.
1895
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,080
- On the side of it, yeah.
1896
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,080
- And it's instantly that you can do it.
1897
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:25,080
- I didn't just shit in here,
1898
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,080
'cause I'm not gonna go out.
1899
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,080
- I did that shit.
1900
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:30,080
- I know, because we're world's finest chocolate.
1901
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,080
- That's the Donald Smith.
1902
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,080
- That's right, you know, you're a kind of dog, will you?
1903
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,080
- You're like, Christ, right.
1904
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:40,080
El Santa de la Santa.
1905
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,080
- You the dog, will you?
1906
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,080
(laughing)
1907
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,080
- When in doubt, know that you were, it is you the whole time.
1908
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:51,080
So yeah, Fred, I'm mad, I'm mad as hell.
1909
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:53,080
- Thank you. - And I can't give my money back.
1910
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,080
- Will. - So if you want these candy bars, Fred,
1911
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,080
you come get 'em, baby.
1912
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,080
- No. - Exactly, exactly.
1913
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:02,080
You wouldn't drive, three minutes out of your way to get--
1914
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,080
- If you had one, if you had one from 1985, I'd be--
1915
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,080
- Yeah, well, if you'd buy one, I would recommend you eat that.
1916
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,080
- Hey, if it was dessert, these tastes,
1917
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,080
it looks something compared to that.
1918
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:17,080
- So, so, world's finest chocolate gets
1919
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:20,080
one turned out of seven.
1920
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,080
(laughing)
1921
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,080
One doctor, rea turned, one cardboard box full of dots.
1922
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,080
- Hardboard box full of diarrhea out of seven.
1923
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,080
(laughing)
1924
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,080
- Which, it should be the way that it's definitely--
1925
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,080
- It's full.
1926
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,080
- Think about that, too, Fred, if you live in a cardboard box
1927
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,080
and you flip it upside down, or flip it over on its side,
1928
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:40,080
it is, could be a cardboard box full of diarrhea.
1929
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:43,080
- Hey, does it say, just wait up?
1930
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,080
- I want to do you.
1931
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,080
(laughing)
1932
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:50,080
- If I lived in a cardboard box, it would say,
1933
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,080
- Fred G. - Yeah.
1934
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,080
- It's a French, I have a French mouth.
1935
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:57,080
- This is my French home in the Alps.
1936
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,080
(laughing)
1937
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,080
- This is my summer box.
1938
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:04,080
- It's right, it has holes in it.
1939
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,080
(laughing)
1940
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,080
- Great by a wooden box, does not.
1941
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:09,080
- There you go.
1942
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:12,080
- My winter boxes is currently under construction.
1943
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,080
(laughing)
1944
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:17,080
We love our homeless buddies, just for the record.
1945
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:20,080
- But, Fred, there you go.
1946
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,080
That's the show.
1947
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,080
- I'll see you. - Everybody get a job.
1948
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,080
- Good night.
1949
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:28,080
- And we'll see you next week with a brand new episode
1950
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:31,080
of the BLC podcast.
1951
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,080
- See you later.
1952
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,080
(laughing)
1953
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:36,080
- We are laughing.
1954
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,080
And we are very good friends.
1955
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:41,080
Good vibes, very special moment.
1956
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:42,080
(laughing)
1957
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:45,080
(upbeat music)
1958
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:48,080
(upbeat music)
1959
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:58,080
- That's it, man.
1960
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,080
Game over, man.
1961
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,080
It's game over.
1962
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,080
- Just hang loose, blood.
1963
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:05,080
You're gonna catch up on the rebar, I'm gonna mess up.
1964
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,080
(laughing)
1965
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,080
(laughing)
1966
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,080
- Oh, what a day.
1967
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,080
Come on, what a day.
1968
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,080
Come on, what a day.
1969
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:17,080
(upbeat music)
1970
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,080
- Well, thanks all folks.
1971
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:21,080
- Hasta la vista, baby.
1972
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,080
- God damn it.
1973
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:25,080
(upbeat music)
1974
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,080
- I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
1975
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,080
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1976
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,080
- Surely you can be serious.
1977
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:33,080
- I am serious.
1978
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,080
And don't call me sure.
1979
01:05:35,080 --> 01:06:01,220
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