In this holiday-flavored episode of the Black Lincoln Collective, the crew opens with chaotic Christmas energy and a story about spotting Starlink satellites that looked like an alien invasion. That leads into talk of Thanksgiving versus Christmas, when it’s acceptable to start decorating, and why Thanksgiving deserves its own time to shine. Things escalate when Satan “drops by” as a guest to share his love of Christmas, pitch a bunch of deviously funny gift ideas, and describe what decorating Hell for the holidays looks like—complete with cursed popcorn strings and a Trans-Siberian Orchestra soundtrack. After Satan signs off, the guys shift gears and dig into Variety’s list of the 100 greatest comedy films ever made, running through classics from Chaplin to Monty Python and debating whether movies like Fargo and Airplane! were ranked fairly. The result is an episode full of absurd holiday bits, dark humor, and passionate movie-nerd ranting.
00:00 – Cold open & intro
Classic BLC intro voices, goofy movie-style quotes, and the announcement that this is episode 215 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
00:01:05 – “Christmas Bloopers 8” & LaserDisc nonsense
They joke about a fake Christmas blooper reel coming out on LaserDisc in 2026 and clown on themselves for having a ridiculous back catalog.
00:03:00 – “The stars are moving!” – Starlink story
One of the guys tells a story about his cousin freaking out because the stars are “moving,” only for it to turn out to be a long train of Starlink satellites crossing the sky.
00:04:30 – Explaining Starlink & space trains
They break down what Starlink looks like from the ground, how fast it seems to move, and how easy it would be to mistake it for alien activity if you didn’t know better.
00:05:35 – Kids & the end of the world
His 8-year-old declares it’s the end of the world, and the crew riffs on how calm adults pretend to be while secretly just thinking about turkey.
00:06:50 – “It’s Christmas time, guys”
The gang hard-pivots from turkey to Christmas, joking about killing the Thanksgiving turkey and moving on to Christmas geese, dolphins, and holiday mascots.
00:06:55 – Return of the Christmas dolphin “Porpoisee”
They bring back the bit about “Porpoisee the Christmas dolphin/reporter,” teasing that he’s supposed to come on the show to suggest holiday gifts.
00:07:50 – What do you really want for Christmas?
The hosts admit nobody’s actually going to buy them what they want, leading to a “big bag of…” joke and some delightfully inappropriate laughter.
00:08:45 – Satan shows up for Christmas
Satan (a recurring character/voice) crashes the episode, promising to bring “peace around the world” in his own very questionable way.
00:09:50 – Evil gift ideas for everyone
Satan begins listing gifts “for everyone” that are really just elaborate pranks, insults, or emotional traps disguised as presents.
00:10:35 – The ring box fake-out
He pitches the cruel idea of giving a woman a fancy ring-sized box with absolutely nothing in it—one of the most evil prank gifts they discuss.
00:11:45 – DNA tests & awkward family reveals
More “gifts” like surprise DNA tests to make sure someone’s really a citizen or a funnel labeled “My First Love,” leaning hard into chaotic evil humor.
00:15:00 – Batteries with no toy / toy with no batteries
The group riffs on giving someone a vibrator with no batteries or a big pack of batteries with nothing to use them in, escalating into jumper cables and ridiculous visual gags.
00:18:55 – Decorating Hell for the holidays
Satan describes decorating Hell with “jingle balls,” streamers, and popcorn strings made the most annoying way possible, turning Christmas décor into punishment.
00:19:58 – Favorite Christmas carol & Carole Baskin
When asked about his favorite carol, Satan names “that bitch Carole Baskin,” then they spin off into jokes about metal vs traditional Christmas music.
00:20:40 – Trans-Siberian Orchestra = Devil’s Christmas band
They declare Trans-Siberian Orchestra to be the official soundtrack of Christmas in Hell and joke about their tour being orchestrated by Satan.
00:24:00 – Phones, temptation & modern “sins”
Satan points out that everyone’s scrolling through “ass and titties” on their phone, arguing that basically everyone is low-key working for him.
00:28:45 – Back from break: holidays vs burnout
After a break, they talk about getting burned out on holiday vibes, why Thanksgiving deserves respect, and how they personally ramp into Christmas season.
00:30:10 – Variety’s Top 100 Comedy Movies
The crew introduces Variety’s list of the “100 Greatest Comedy Films of All Time” and sets the rules: they won’t cover all 100, but they’ll argue about the top picks.
00:31:00 – Guessing & reacting to the top 10
They try to guess the top entries and discover films like Groundhog Day, Young Frankenstein, Fargo, Duck Soup, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail in the upper rankings.
00:36:00 – Mockumentaries & Waiting for Guffman
They talk about the era of mockumentaries, mention Waiting for Guffman, and debate whether it belongs that high on a greatest-comedies list compared to things like Best in Show.
00:37:20 – Chaplin, The Great Dictator & classic comedy
Charlie Chaplin’s The Great Dictator comes up, leading to quick talk about his style and how older films stack up against modern comedy.
00:38:05 – #1 greatest comedy: The Naked Gun
They reveal Variety’s number one pick, The Naked Gun, and compare it to Airplane!, arguing which Zucker-style absurd comedy really deserves the crown.
00:39:00 – Where’s Airplane!? & other snubs
The guys complain about Airplane! coming in way too low on the list and mention other favorites and holiday comedies that didn’t get the respect they deserve.
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Welcome, welcome, one and all to the 215th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Home of Christmas bloopers 8, just blooping around.
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Coming to LaserDisk in the summer of 2026.
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This blooper is...right?
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Especially Christmas bloopers that come out in the summer.
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I wanted to run, push the bead right into the one straight, right into the wall.
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Don't you look back, just run straight into the wall.
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Well you can, you know, listen to those on YouTube, on our in-set phase, but Blue Sky.
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Not all your favorite podcast platforms.
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And of course, on americastfavorpotcast.com.
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Is that still a thing?
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It is, it always was.
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And never was.
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And now, it is the official representative of the Wang on the Thing.
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It is Fred.
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It is Christmas time, Fred.
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Everybody, Wang thongs tonight.
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Everybody, Wang, what is Wang?
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I don't know, Wang, I don't know.
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I know.
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I wanted to do it.
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I wanted to win.
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I got you all in the Wang chunk.
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I wanted to chunk my Wang all over the place.
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I was chunking everywhere in those days.
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The salad days are just chunking up the world.
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And the man playing things internet, Alan, on TV.
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I saw you.
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That's right.
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You just see my inner eyes.
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You're right.
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Going across the sky, man.
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Yeah.
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That was, that was super crazy.
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My cousin was going home.
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Like, and he walked outside.
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He got runnin' back.
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And he was like, "Hey, man.
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That's crazy.
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Shit, I saw him.
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Man, I ain't never seen this.
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He's like these stars are moving."
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And I was like, "What do you know about it?"
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I don't know.
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But these stars are just like moving across this guy.
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I came up and looked.
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I was like, "Ah, shit.
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That's Starlink."
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I was like, "I'd never seen it before, man."
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It's the whole fucking train of fucking...
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So it's like...
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Yeah, that's that like...
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The ray of satellite, that was Starlink.
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Yeah, that's what it is.
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Yeah, it's just...
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Yeah, yeah.
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Just goes around the world, man.
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I mean, it was probably like...
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Shit.
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How can you see?
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Do they have huge lights on them?
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They look like tiny stars.
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Yeah, they're like...
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They look like tiny stars, you know what I'm saying?
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Like, there's no...
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Yeah, it's not an airplane.
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But it was probably 40.
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If I had to guess, it was probably 40 satellites long.
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Yeah, I mean, like...
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They just kept coming.
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Like, they just kept coming.
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They would come off of the horizon.
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I don't know how long that was.
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They would have distance across the sky.
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They would have distance across the sky.
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And they just disappeared.
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They just came when I...
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It was cool.
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It ran for about...
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I don't know how long it was running before I got out there.
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But, like, after I got out there, it ran for about three minutes.
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How was it...
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Like, the airplane would move.
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I would have thought, like, since they were satellites, they would move slow.
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Well, yeah.
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But, like, the first time...
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They got to move, switch 17, 500 miles.
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It's not them that's moving.
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It's us that's moving.
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No.
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Don't you see, man?
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Or the last minute moving, man.
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Yeah, man.
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It's rotating around us, while we're...
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Sorry.
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We had time...
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We had time...
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We had time with RockPlanetRock, Count Us.
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Yeah.
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In the mood of it.
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But thanksgiving on the mind, ladies.
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Yeah.
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But, yeah, that was...
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That was a really cool thing I had never had seen before, like...
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And I had heard...
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I was some alien-looking stuff, dude.
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Yeah, man.
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It's weird, man.
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I made you that freak some people to fuck out today.
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Yeah, to never...
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To see that, but, like...
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Imagine, like, seeing that, and then not knowing what it was.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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You know, man.
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Like, what the fuck is that?
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Yeah.
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That's some shit.
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I guess I'm gonna run up all my credit cards to see you in the world.
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Nothing.
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Here we go.
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That's what...
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That's what my eight year old said.
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He was like, "Oh, it's in the world, daddy."
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Yeah.
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He was like, "Hey, man."
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You saw "Ithomistics," huh?
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I know where you got it.
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I know.
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He's like, "You're so calm about it."
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Like, "No big deal."
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Oh, yeah.
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He's like, "No big deal.
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I'm gonna get turkey before that."
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So, yeah.
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Everybody guess what?
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What?
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Oh, it's a turkey, but...
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It's just Christmas time, guys.
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Oh, no.
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No.
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So, I know the turkey's dead.
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We killed it.
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Yes.
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Christmas time, goose.
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I have...
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What was the...
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The dolphin we had on?
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It was like...
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Four...
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Four pussy.
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Four pussy, the dolphin.
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Yeah, four pussy, the dolphin.
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Yeah.
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Four pussy, the dolphin.
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See, the Christmas dolphin.
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Yeah.
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That's who it is.
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So, we're gonna get...
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And that's exactly who we happen to have.
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Coming on the show here shortly, Fred.
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We'll get them.
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We got some Christmas gifts.
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I think it is, four pussy, though.
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Yeah, the dolphin.
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The Christmas dolphin slash reporter.
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He's gonna come on and give us the best gifts to get...
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for this Halloween season.
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Are this Halloween Christmas season?
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(laughing)
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Before we get to, before,
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Get some surfaces and get some,
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what do you have anything that you're like,
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man, I want this for Christmas.
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No one's gonna listen.
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So you ain't gonna get it.
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No worry about it.
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- Hello, yeah, I just want a big bag of,
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he's around the world baby.
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Let's go.
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(laughing)
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Well that is the most diplomatic answer I've ever heard.
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- There you go.
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(laughing)
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- I mean, I had something today that I was like,
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oh man, what the heck?
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- Hey guys, hey, hey.
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- Oh, I said, what?
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- No, wait, hey, it's pretty early for Christmas time.
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- No, no, no, I heard, I heard for this,
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and he wanted something big and fat, so.
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(laughing)
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- Yeah, that makes a lot of sense actually,
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that while you were a child.
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- Hey, call for me.
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(laughing)
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- Oh, welcome to the show, me.
237
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I mean, yeah, you've got a call for it, Brad.
238
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- No, I did not.
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I mean, no, it's, are you gonna bring peace around the world?
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- No, it's good that he's here though.
241
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- I'm gonna bring peace around.
242
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- Yeah.
243
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- You know, Christmas is his favorite season.
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- It is.
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I love Christmas, Christmas is.
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- That's why we're happy to have him on whenever we can
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because I mean, he's a, you know, he's a Christmas boy.
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- Or so.
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- Or so.
250
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- Is there some gifts online?
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- No.
252
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- Well, we already have, we already have,
253
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purposely the dolphin coming on to give our holiday gift,
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or a commandeer.
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- Oh, who pussy?
256
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- I know, you guys are acquainted, I'm sure.
257
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- Yes, yes, no, no.
258
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- Yeah, so, I mean, unless you have,
259
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- You know, it's too long, still.
260
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- Yeah, this is a big fish feeder.
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Well,
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- He's out of the bed.
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(laughing)
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- Oh, God be on the back end, Fred.
265
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Uh, so unless you have a list of gift recommendations,
266
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I don't think you can hang around.
267
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- Oh, you have some different recommendations
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as you guys wanna be.
269
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- Oh, that's convenient that you have a list.
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- Yeah, I think.
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(laughing)
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- Oh, very convenient.
273
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- I wonder if it's on paper or not, Fred.
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- No, no, no, no.
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- It's a waste of the water, please.
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(laughing)
277
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- Oh.
278
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- But I hear the papers out, Fred,
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that's what I know it's a real one.
280
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- Oh, yeah.
281
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- Oh, yeah, it's a real one.
282
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I can hear it.
283
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- Oh, that's a big roll.
284
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(laughing)
285
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- He's got the list, he can be easily just pulled it out
286
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and,
287
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- I'm full of it, I'm blinded.
288
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- Not a Hitler's butthole.
289
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- You're supposed to be.
290
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(laughing)
291
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- One of the contracts I have, you've been.
292
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(laughing)
293
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- All right.
294
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All right, so you've got some of,
295
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do you have a list of just general gifts
296
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or do you have specifically for the ladies and for the men?
297
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- Oh, I got a, I got a, I got a, this is for everyone.
298
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You know, I got a gift for Fred.
299
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- All right, well, give us an example of a gift
300
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that you would get for any,
301
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that you would recommend other people get
302
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for their people and their lives.
303
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- Oh, for what do you have with them in some fucking uniform, man?
304
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(laughing)
305
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- Wow, okay.
306
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- Wow, they got to the court.
307
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(laughing)
308
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- Fred, I think he might be souring on you.
309
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- I know, I think so, maybe.
310
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- Well, the holiday season, you know, he gets pretty--
311
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- I deserve that one, I deserve that one.
312
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- I think this is when he wants, you know,
313
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if you're gonna make it happen.
314
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- Yeah.
315
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- And the holidays would be the time for, you know,
316
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he would appreciate that.
317
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- Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, okay.
318
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I thought I would have been a fun day alive.
319
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- It's okay, it's okay, hey, you know what?
320
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You don't apologize.
321
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Never apologize to me in yourself, say,
322
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and that's something you don't.
323
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- Hey, hey.
324
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,480
- Hey, hey.
325
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- I decided I don't want to be free because I love him so much.
326
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- We know, say, he's like a little dove.
327
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- Don't feel the same, but thanks.
328
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- But you know what, I appreciate that he, you might,
329
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someday, someday.
330
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- Why would the Mendo?
331
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- He's got, Fred, unless you get your shit straight,
332
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he's got you for a turn of anybody.
333
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(laughing)
334
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- No, just, you know, be warned.
335
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- But, well, do you have, man?
336
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- I'm not funny, all right.
337
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You know, as I do, then,
338
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(laughing)
339
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- Oh, no, do you have any other gifts,
340
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other, the recommendation?
341
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- I would have been a surprise DNA didn't test you.
342
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But if you're not a citizen, just to be sure.
343
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(laughing)
344
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- It's a good gift.
345
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- Oh, you can get a free funnel of you and your ex,
346
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labeled "My First Love."
347
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(laughing)
348
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- You know that is somebody?
349
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I'll see ya.
350
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- Yeah, that is, let's go, bless you.
351
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- It's pretty much, yeah.
352
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- Yeah.
353
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,240
- Yeah, that's a good question.
354
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- Damn, damn Satan.
355
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- Why are you saying that?
356
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- I know, well, what did you expect it to be like,
357
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oh, flowers and fucking hand.
358
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This year's "Incent of the Year's Petroleum Rose Garden."
359
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- Holy, throes.
360
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,200
- That might have been funnier.
361
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- Broke like,
362
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- If you're the ladies,
363
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if you wanna have something to the ladies,
364
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I'll give you a little,
365
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a reissized box with absolutely nothing
366
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except a ring inside.
367
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- I'm reissing.
368
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- And I was doing a fucking ring.
369
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- That is evil for the man.
370
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(laughing)
371
00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:51,920
- I want everybody to be a little whimsical.
372
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(laughing)
373
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,160
- Ah, look at the livers.
374
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,160
(laughing)
375
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,720
- Yeah, I think that's a real evil.
376
00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,800
- That's evil.
377
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,560
- What a man.
378
00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,160
(laughing)
379
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,400
- I mean, he's right.
380
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,400
(laughing)
381
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,960
- He's right, he's right.
382
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,520
- It took me a while because he was like a reissized box
383
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with nothing but a ring inside.
384
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,720
- What'd you say, what'd you say?
385
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It's all about to live or talk about the delivery.
386
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(laughing)
387
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,480
- Make the best of it.
388
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:23,760
- All right, so you gotta say,
389
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you have one, two for the guys,
390
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one for the ladies and any other ones for,
391
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,040
any good ones, what's trending this holiday season?
392
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,560
- Trending people.
393
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,560
- What I do do though.
394
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,400
- Yeah, get twice.
395
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,200
- What's trending people?
396
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,520
- It wasn't being able to get pushed this year.
397
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,040
- Is it poison?
398
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,400
- Oh yeah, poison?
399
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,240
- What is it?
400
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,360
- It was poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof.
401
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,080
- I heard about years ago, what?
402
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:46,920
- What?
403
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,080
- What is it, poof, poof?
404
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,160
- What is it, poof, poof?
405
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:52,080
- Exactly, it's just a dog, it's like an ugly dog, right?
406
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,040
- You're talking to the man right there.
407
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,240
- Oh, yeah, he and me,
408
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,080
- Oh, he was a wolf.
409
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,400
- He's a wolf that he's got up in your teeth.
410
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,160
(laughing)
411
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:06,360
- He's called the wolf, sorry, oh, that's called the wolf.
412
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,360
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
413
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,200
- I got a wolf.
414
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,160
- Will the poop be?
415
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,320
- I said I'm a wolf, poop, poof, poof, poof.
416
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,920
- Yeah, the poop was a wolf, you know, a wolf on the teeth.
417
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,640
So if it's on a wolf, it's like,
418
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,720
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, poof, poof, poof.
419
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,320
- We have a two-for-one special on this,
420
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,720
if you won't, if we--
421
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,520
- No, what a deal.
422
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,200
Is that a, maybe that's what you get me keep on for that?
423
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,520
- You get me keep on, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof,
424
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,840
- I hate all the words.
425
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,000
- It's from both of us.
426
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,800
- You know what?
427
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,640
- And all the, for the ladies, I mean, Matt,
428
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,240
you actually just made work for you.
429
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:44,080
You made your gift, oh, give it to your lady.
430
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,880
- Allegedly.
431
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,720
- Oh, that's okay.
432
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:53,160
- A book title, something like, why is,
433
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,560
actually, this would be for somebody else, but still.
434
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:57,720
A book title, what?
435
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,560
- Oh, I got it.
436
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:03,760
- Look at the devil mind, it's all over me.
437
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:04,600
- What?
438
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,040
(laughing)
439
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,040
- Get it in my eyes.
440
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,560
- I need something like, why is this just that,
441
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,680
I'm teaching you.
442
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,520
- What?
443
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,040
(laughing)
444
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:15,880
- Fuck you.
445
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:22,320
- Come on, yeah, why is that, yeah, from me, yeah.
446
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,520
I see, as you're saying there.
447
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,360
- What?
448
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,600
- You get it, man?
449
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,880
- I get it, I get it.
450
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,880
- I got it, I got it.
451
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,720
- What kind of book?
452
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,320
Cause I got it in the bathroom.
453
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,360
(laughing)
454
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,040
- What?
455
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:36,880
- What?
456
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,720
- In the way too.
457
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,400
- Yeah, I love it, I love it.
458
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,720
- What, I, I, I keep speaking of Roland.
459
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,000
Got anything else for us there?
460
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,320
Lord of Darkness, any other good ones?
461
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:52,160
- Yeah, but I got a question to you.
462
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,280
I'll see your name.
463
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,000
You know, what's that under your name?
464
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,160
- I don't know, I don't know what that is.
465
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,000
What a cruel gift it for someone.
466
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,400
- That is for me to you.
467
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,320
(laughing)
468
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,680
- Visual humor.
469
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,520
- Yes.
470
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:16,240
- So, I came up with one that I thought was good.
471
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,160
And I don't know, I want you to, can you,
472
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,320
can you, can you judge it for me?
473
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,080
Cause I mean, you would know, right?
474
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,840
- Yes, yes.
475
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:29,840
- Okay, I think that it would be really funny
476
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:34,400
to get somebody like a cookbook with a note that says,
477
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,680
so you can finally learn to cook.
478
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,840
(laughing)
479
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,440
Like is that an evil enough gift or is that like not?
480
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,640
(laughing)
481
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,520
- That's me, you.
482
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,800
- That's me.
483
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,360
- Lord of Darkness, somebody like something
484
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,480
that's like obviously the wrong size.
485
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,840
- You know, I'm getting you, maybe,
486
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,040
a life where you were no batteries.
487
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:56,880
- Oh yeah.
488
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:57,880
(laughing)
489
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,240
- Or batteries and no vibrates.
490
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,240
- That would also be,
491
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,960
back of battery.
492
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,240
I hear just a case.
493
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,720
- Yeah, that's a big six-hole battery.
494
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,560
She's like,
495
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,400
- No, no, no.
496
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,280
(laughing)
497
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,240
- And nothing would it.
498
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,840
- What were those ones that were square?
499
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:13,960
Like the big ones?
500
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,480
- No, those are the six-holes.
501
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,320
- Six-holes?
502
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,160
Okay.
503
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,320
- Boy, back in the day,
504
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,160
get some--
505
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:30,160
- Oh my, it is deep batteries.
506
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,160
- There you go.
507
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,160
(laughing)
508
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,160
- You get some jumper cables.
509
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,160
- Yeah.
510
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,160
- This is for your pleasure.
511
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,160
- Yeah, gonna be for those.
512
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,160
- Batteries in this jumper cable.
513
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,160
And yeah, it's a little dirty.
514
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,160
- There you go.
515
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,160
- Big mold of my penis out in California
516
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,160
that friend was talking about.
517
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,160
- That's what I think.
518
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,160
Take all your jumper cables out there, kids.
519
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,160
- That's a double out.
520
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,160
- That's a double out.
521
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:53,160
- I think for Christus morning, he's what he wants.
522
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,160
- Yes, Lord.
523
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,160
- My favorite holiday.
524
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,160
- What day is it, lad?
525
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,160
- What, dad didn't miss it?
526
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,160
- Oh, he's Christmas.
527
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,160
(laughing)
528
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,160
- Oh, it's Christmas, miss the Satan.
529
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,160
(laughing)
530
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,160
- Mr. Satan.
531
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,160
(laughing)
532
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,160
- He got his, he got his like night camp on the moon.
533
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,160
- I'm going to have to get out.
534
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,160
- Oh yeah, yeah, no, the other night camp.
535
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,160
(laughing)
536
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,160
- And his bloomers and shit, yeah.
537
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,160
- Yeah.
538
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,160
- And his night down.
539
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,160
- I think the boat drivers are having a music game.
540
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,160
- He's tight.
541
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,160
- My people are gonna be taking,
542
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,160
(laughing)
543
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,160
and we taking jumper cables to be dipped.
544
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,160
(laughing)
545
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,160
- Name.
546
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,160
- How's me from New Zealand?
547
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,160
- TV.
548
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,160
- Up from everything.
549
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,160
- He's a Satan.
550
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,160
- He switches it around.
551
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:48,160
(laughing)
552
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,160
- He goes everywhere, man.
553
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,160
- Bathrooms.
554
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,160
- I'm talking to God.
555
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,160
- I don't know, I'm a Satan.
556
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,160
- Whatever, you're into it.
557
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,160
- I'm into it.
558
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,160
- It's fine.
559
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,160
- So you're all Christmas because it's my favorite time of year.
560
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,160
- Well, do you have any,
561
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,160
are you, do you celebrate?
562
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,160
What do you guys do to celebrate?
563
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,160
- Same as there.
564
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:07,160
- Oh, we make like a little Christmas decorations and all.
565
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,160
- You're all Christmas carols.
566
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,160
- Oh, what's your favorite carol?
567
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,160
- Oh, my favorite carol?
568
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,160
- That bitch carol basket.
569
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,160
(laughing)
570
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,160
- My favorite carol.
571
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,160
- I feel like, would they be like mental songs?
572
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,160
Like death mental songs?
573
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,160
- No, no, no, no.
574
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,160
You're in the way.
575
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,160
You're in the commercial.
576
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,160
- Oh, no, you're in the commercial.
577
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,160
- You know what I'm doing?
578
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,160
- You know what I'm doing?
579
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,160
- You're in the commercial.
580
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,160
- You're in the commercial.
581
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,160
- You're traditional Satan.
582
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,160
- Satan's candy.
583
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,160
- I think your favorite,
584
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,160
because it would be the worst one.
585
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,160
It would have to be like the worst, right?
586
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,160
It would be transiberean orchestra.
587
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,160
- The button says transiberean orchestra.
588
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,160
- Yeah, that's the devil of fucking Christmas music.
589
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,160
- Yes, that's it.
590
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,160
(humming)
591
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:53,160
- Yeah, yeah, that's actually that's our house thing.
592
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,160
- Right, that's what I think.
593
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,160
- This is the house thing.
594
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,160
- You know what I'm saying?
595
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,160
- They're only allowed out of hell around Christmas.
596
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,160
- Yeah, well, Christmas time because it's my favorite time of the year.
597
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,160
So I hate it.
598
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,160
- You know what?
599
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,160
- The orchestra out of tranceiberea.
600
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:13,160
- I just realized that it's more than more like transiberean orchestra.
601
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,160
- Yeah, yeah, there's, yeah.
602
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,160
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
603
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,160
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
604
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,160
- Why don't you ban,
605
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,160
wait, are they in hell because they're trans?
606
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,160
Are they the trans?
607
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,160
- Are they transiberean orchestra?
608
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,160
- Are they transiberean orchestra?
609
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,160
- Are they the trans?
610
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,160
- Oh, yes.
611
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,160
- Or the orchestra or the tranceiberean orchestra?
612
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:37,160
- Yeah, the trans and the, the actor of the singer,
613
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,160
Christmas canning, the singing of the orchestra.
614
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,160
- Right, yeah.
615
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,160
- Christmas canning was all about the favorite.
616
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:47,160
- So he has one, Satan probably has one version of it that stays in there and hell with him.
617
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:51,160
- Not a good one, but he has two or the 18, comes out.
618
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,160
- Are you keep the best?
619
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,160
I would think you would keep the worst.
620
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160
- You know that one.
621
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,160
- But then again, I guess you're not about giving out.
622
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,160
I didn't realize that you organized it, Ryan.
623
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:03,160
The transiberean orchestra is tour, but I love that you do.
624
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,160
- Oh yes, I, yes.
625
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,160
- Oh, I'm transiberean orchestra.
626
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,160
I read last year's election.
627
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,160
- I read all.
628
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,160
- You got your hands in all kinds of different pies.
629
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,160
- Oh, you think you're the different pies?
630
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,160
- Yep.
631
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,160
- I'll be to everything, you know,
632
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,160
because you have to vote for it.
633
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,160
- It's true.
634
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,160
- Well, and you have a lot of time on your hands lately.
635
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,160
- Things you're pretty much running themselves.
636
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,160
- Oh, yeah.
637
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,160
- Yeah.
638
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,160
- I'm just working.
639
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,160
Now my guys are just doing their things that I'm going to be doing.
640
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,160
- Ass of income, I'm so.
641
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,160
- You're doing their thing, you know.
642
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,160
We got the orchestra all day of playing.
643
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,160
- It's the best time of year.
644
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,160
- Yeah.
645
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,160
- It's all favorite time of the year.
646
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,160
- Glad to hear it.
647
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,160
Glad to hear it.
648
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,160
- I wonder what the most fun is doing that.
649
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,160
This is what I'm doing.
650
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,160
- I was, I was, I was, I was reading that.
651
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,160
- I was reading that.
652
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,160
- I was hearing orchestra.
653
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,160
- I was, I got a little fudge right now.
654
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,160
- He got the transiberean orchestra.
655
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,160
- He fell into a trans hole.
656
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:04,160
- And for any of you want to be part of the transiberean orchestra?
657
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,160
- Sure, man.
658
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:09,160
They were found, I thought it was going to be some like big, you know,
659
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,160
this is formed in 18, you know.
660
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,160
- Oh, no, no, no.
661
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,160
- But no.
662
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,160
- 19, 1996.
663
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,160
- 1996.
664
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,160
- 1996.
665
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,160
- 1996.
666
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,160
- 1996.
667
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,160
- Yeah.
668
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,160
- That was right around 1996.
669
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,160
- 1996.
670
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,160
- 1996.
671
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,160
- Yeah.
672
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,160
- Yeah.
673
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,160
- He's out on the first day in Christmastown.
674
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,160
- Right, when he first reached out.
675
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,160
Well, that's kind of when he, when Satan fell in love with Christmastown.
676
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,160
- Right.
677
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,160
- Yeah.
678
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:40,160
- Is that right around the time, like the, the same Genesis, 10 to 64 like that.
679
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,160
- Yeah, when all that came out, he just made Christmastown.
680
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,160
- Gameboy, virtual boy.
681
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,160
- You know, man.
682
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,160
- Yeah, he made that game altered.
683
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,160
- Yeah, he is the man.
684
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,160
- I mean, don't want to enter football.
685
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,160
- He's fucking awesome.
686
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,160
- And that's when he fell in love with Christmastown.
687
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,160
- And that's when he fell in love with Christmastown.
688
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,160
- Yeah.
689
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,160
- Hello, Christmastown.
690
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,160
- So he decided to get in the spirit of giving.
691
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,160
He was like, I'll get back by giving you a satanic.
692
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,160
- Yes, I'll get back.
693
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,160
- And that's what I did.
694
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,160
I was like, I was, I'll give you a whole new country.
695
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,160
- You know, no one understood that I'm giving you.
696
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,160
Nobody thought that was like, oh, this is nice.
697
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,160
But they had no idea that, you know, they were trans.
698
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,160
- Yeah.
699
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,160
- You know, it's just 25, 40 years, you know,
700
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,160
to figure out that they were trans.
701
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,160
- We just cracked the gates just now.
702
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,160
- Yes, sir.
703
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:29,160
- You know, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the privilege.
704
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160
- Yes.
705
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:34,160
- I'm the man, I'm the man, no.
706
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,160
- I fell in the spirit of Christmastown.
707
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,160
- Yeah.
708
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,160
- We were brothers, you were Christmastown.
709
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,160
- Oh, 100%.
710
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,160
You should definitely be a Christmastown.
711
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,160
He should go Christmastown.
712
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,160
- Yeah.
713
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:49,160
- We were like, oh, holy man.
714
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:55,160
I don't know the word, so I need 30 to translate for me.
715
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,160
- That breakups it would like, oh, holy night.
716
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,160
- Yeah, sure.
717
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,160
- But if I knew it was worth right, Christmastown.
718
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,160
- Yeah.
719
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,160
- Yeah.
720
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,160
- We could do Christmastown.
721
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,160
- Well, I'm sure you're associated.
722
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,160
- Well, you know, you could go straight it.
723
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,160
You could go straight, you could go buy a different name bread.
724
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,160
You don't have to be associated.
725
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,160
You can just reap the benefits.
726
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,160
- Jesus, everybody's associated with me.
727
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,160
Nobody wants to admit it.
728
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,160
- You can do a little devil.
729
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,160
- Yeah.
730
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,160
- Yeah.
731
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,160
- What do you think all these motherfuckers do when they get on their phone?
732
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,160
- Oh, yeah.
733
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,160
- They look at acid titties and big body bitches.
734
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,160
- What is that out front?
735
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,160
- For me.
736
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,160
- Yeah.
737
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,160
- What is it all the rappers called themselves now, Fred?
738
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,160
- No, I'm like a name.
739
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:48,160
- Like, have you heard of like they have like a clan of rappers kind of like, like, everybody
740
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:56,160
will be like, "Face this" or like, "I think you might be like, "Face little punk" and then like, "Hey, baby boy."
741
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,160
- Yeah.
742
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,160
- They called themselves.
743
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,160
- Yeah.
744
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,160
- And they do.
745
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,160
- I don't know either, but I can't wait to find out.
746
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,160
I hope we have this unedited point.
747
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,160
You know, I don't think we did any of that.
748
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,160
Well, well, again, thank you for coming on the show, B.
749
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,160
We appreciate your time.
750
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,160
We appreciate your spirit.
751
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,160
- I know you're busy.
752
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,160
- I know you're busy.
753
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,160
You're decorating.
754
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,160
Hell's a big place.
755
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,160
- Yes.
756
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,160
- A lot of decorating.
757
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,160
A lot of balls of jingle.
758
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,160
- Yeah, so, back streamers.
759
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,160
- Everyone.
760
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,160
- Popcorn.
761
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,160
- Popcorn.
762
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:46,160
- When they string up popcorn, they just string up the kernels and let it pop on the line.
763
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,160
- That's why it sucks so bad.
764
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,160
That's why it's a hell punishment.
765
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,160
- All right.
766
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,160
Well, well, Satan, you know what?
767
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,160
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
768
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,160
- Yes, Merry Christmas for my family, too.
769
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,160
Hold on.
770
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,160
Hey, hey.
771
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,160
- Hey, hey.
772
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,160
- I'm sorry, guys.
773
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,160
- Okay.
774
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,160
- Get the behind us and...
775
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,160
- Oh, no, you said it, no.
776
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,160
- Hey, hey, hey.
777
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,160
- I'm sure you'll be back.
778
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,160
- I don't know.
779
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,160
- They're back, though.
780
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,160
- Well, friends, I don't know, porpoisee.
781
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,160
- They're gonna make it on the show.
782
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,160
- Because that was...
783
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,160
I feel like we got a pretty good list of gifts there.
784
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,160
- What was he got?
785
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,160
- Bunk.
786
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,160
- Realistically, friend.
787
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,160
(laughing)
788
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,160
- You can hear about his man as well.
789
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,160
- He's got a lot left.
790
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,160
- He's got a lot left.
791
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,160
- You're supposed to have both.
792
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,160
- Yeah, we're gonna have to deal with B himself.
793
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,160
- All right.
794
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,160
- Yeah, they do go back.
795
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,160
- Yeah, they do go back.
796
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:56,160
- We're trying to get porpoisee on another Christmas night.
797
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,160
- So, we'll bring you back.
798
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,160
- You'll pack under the end of the ocean.
799
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,160
- It's like, "Let's go back here."
800
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,160
- So, help find Nemo.
801
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,160
- I said, "Enter the ocean."
802
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,160
I'm just normal, boy.
803
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,160
(laughing)
804
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:19,160
- I just love a boy.
805
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,160
It's super simple.
806
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,160
(laughing)
807
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,160
- What is this ever?
808
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,160
(laughing)
809
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,160
- It's Christmas night, bro.
810
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,160
We're all in so much time.
811
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,160
- We're so excited.
812
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,160
(laughing)
813
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:45,160
- I think we're gonna take a quick break.
814
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,160
(laughing)
815
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,160
- Well, Fred Goupe is ability to speak.
816
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,160
- Yeah, again.
817
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,160
- He's passed out.
818
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,160
- We'll be right back.
819
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,160
- We're just dumb, boy.
820
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,160
- We're right back with more of this,
821
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,160
whatever this is.
822
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,160
The Black Link and Collective Podcast
823
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,160
will return after a word from our sponsors.
824
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,740
(upbeat music)
825
00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:19,740
(upbeat music)
826
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:41,740
(upbeat music)
827
00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:45,740
- Welcome back to the 215th episode
828
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,740
of the Black Link and Collective Podcast.
829
00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:49,740
- It's something to change, ladies and gentlemen.
830
00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:52,740
However, we're putting, at least momentarily,
831
00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:55,740
the holidays behind us, because you know what?
832
00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:57,740
You can only stay in so much of the holidays, Fred.
833
00:28:57,740 --> 00:28:59,740
- The holidays then you put it.
834
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,740
- I don't know about you.
835
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,740
I gotta ramp up to it.
836
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:03,740
- Yeah, man.
837
00:29:03,740 --> 00:29:05,740
- The symphony here and so I'm like, all right, cool.
838
00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:07,740
It's coming up.
839
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,740
And then every day, I'll be like--
840
00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:11,740
- Every day, I know Vimba, my wife wanted to decorate it.
841
00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:13,740
And I was like, God.
842
00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:15,740
- Yeah. - Yeah.
843
00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:17,740
- No, but you just gotta ease into it and buy about,
844
00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:19,740
buy about the day after Christmas.
845
00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:21,740
I'm like, I'm ready for Christmas.
846
00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:23,740
- Yeah, yeah. - But you can't.
847
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:25,740
- Yeah, well, fuck it.
848
00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:27,740
- You guys decorate after Thanksgiving today?
849
00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:29,740
- I don't decorate, I don't even think about Christmas
850
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:30,740
until after Thanksgiving.
851
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:32,740
I refuse.
852
00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:34,740
I will always give Thanksgiving.
853
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:36,740
- Yeah, you guys, man.
854
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:39,740
- That arguably the greatest holiday deserves.
855
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:40,740
- It deserves its time.
856
00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:41,740
- It should be.
857
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:42,740
- It should be.
858
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:44,740
- It's the best one, 'cause it's the least expectations.
859
00:29:44,740 --> 00:29:45,740
- Right.
860
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:46,740
- I'm like, we're chilling.
861
00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:48,740
- Just get together, let's watch the football.
862
00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:49,740
- Yeah, you get together, you watch the football.
863
00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:51,740
- And then you have family time together.
864
00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:53,740
You can do things like watch hilarious movies
865
00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:55,740
because we all love comedies, Fred.
866
00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:56,740
- Right.
867
00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:58,740
- Yeah. - And so our friends at Variety Magazine
868
00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:00,740
is, I don't know if it's still a magazine or not.
869
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:03,740
- Oh, one magazine.
870
00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:04,740
- Are those things still?
871
00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:06,740
Yeah, Variety.com.
872
00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:11,740
Compiled a list of the 100 greatest comedy movies of all time.
873
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:15,740
And we are not going through this list.
874
00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:16,740
- Let's do it.
875
00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:17,740
- Let me go ahead and say that.
876
00:30:17,740 --> 00:30:18,740
- Let's go ahead.
877
00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:19,740
- Right now.
878
00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:20,740
- We are.
879
00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:21,740
- Not doing all 100.
880
00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:22,740
- Come on.
881
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:23,740
- But we will do the top 15.
882
00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:25,740
I'll just ask you if you've heard of them or not.
883
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:27,740
- Oh, I know what 100 is.
884
00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:29,740
- Okay, how about this?
885
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,740
Let's see if you can guess the top 10.
886
00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:32,740
- Okay.
887
00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,740
- If you guess one that's not that,
888
00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:36,740
I'll tell you what number it is.
889
00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:38,740
Or if you have a number,
890
00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,740
if you want a specific number,
891
00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,740
then guess what, I'll give it to you.
892
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,740
- Okay. Can you give me the,
893
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:45,740
if you ever get a number,
894
00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:46,740
- Yeah.
895
00:30:46,740 --> 00:30:47,740
- The top 10.
896
00:30:47,740 --> 00:30:48,740
- Okay.
897
00:30:48,740 --> 00:30:49,740
- All right.
898
00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:50,740
Let's go.
899
00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:52,740
Give me the year of the movie.
900
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:53,740
- 1993.
901
00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:54,740
- 1993.
902
00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:55,740
- 1993.
903
00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:56,740
Comedy.
904
00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:57,740
- Top 10.
905
00:30:57,740 --> 00:30:58,740
- Comedy.
906
00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:00,740
- I'll tell you who stars in it.
907
00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:01,740
Bill Murray.
908
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:06,740
- 1993.
909
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:07,740
1993.
910
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:08,740
Bill Murray.
911
00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:10,740
- 1993.
912
00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:11,740
- About Ohio.
913
00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:13,740
- Like Groundhog Day?
914
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:14,740
- Groundhog Day.
915
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:15,740
- Groundhog Day.
916
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:16,740
- Yeah.
917
00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:18,740
- I was going to play with some badminton,
918
00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:20,740
but I see that.
919
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,740
- I was going to play with some sports make.
920
00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:23,740
- What's the name of that?
921
00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:24,740
- Pennsylvania because,
922
00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:25,740
- Yeah.
923
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:27,740
- That's a really good movie though.
924
00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:28,740
- Yeah.
925
00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:29,740
- So you said Ohio.
926
00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:31,740
- Oh, I learned too,
927
00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:34,740
because that movie is based off a book.
928
00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:35,740
- And?
929
00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:36,740
- And?
930
00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:37,740
- Yeah.
931
00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:40,740
- And the book, he spent like,
932
00:31:40,740 --> 00:31:42,740
a couple thousand years.
933
00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:43,740
- Yeah, yeah.
934
00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:44,740
- It was a couple thousand years.
935
00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:45,740
- Yeah.
936
00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:47,740
- Yeah, it was a couple thousand years in that,
937
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:48,740
in that book.
938
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,740
- It was always better than me.
939
00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:50,740
- Yeah.
940
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:51,740
- Book, Psychological,
941
00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:52,740
thrill, ride in the book.
942
00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:53,740
In the movie, you're like,
943
00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:54,740
that's funny.
944
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:55,740
- That's funny.
945
00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:56,740
- Yeah.
946
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:57,740
- He spent a couple of days in that book.
947
00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:58,740
- Number nine, Mel Brooks.
948
00:31:58,740 --> 00:31:59,740
- He's been a famous movie.
949
00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:02,740
- Number nine, Mel Brooks Classic 1974.
950
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:03,740
- Ooh.
951
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:04,740
History of the world?
952
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:05,740
- No.
953
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:06,740
- No.
954
00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:07,740
- Blades and battles.
955
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:08,740
- Nope.
956
00:32:08,740 --> 00:32:09,740
Try again.
957
00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:10,740
- Producer.
958
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:11,740
- Yeah.
959
00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:13,740
1974 shot in black and white.
960
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:14,740
- Oh, yeah.
961
00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:15,740
Young Frankenstein.
962
00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:16,740
- Yeah.
963
00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:17,740
- Yeah.
964
00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:18,740
- Yeah.
965
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:19,740
- Yeah.
966
00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:20,740
- Young Frankenstein.
967
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:23,740
Then following that was the Cohen Brothers in 1996.
968
00:32:23,740 --> 00:32:24,740
This is number eight on our list.
969
00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:26,740
- Oh, Brother World, now.
970
00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:27,740
- No.
971
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:28,740
- No.
972
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:29,740
- That's dumb and dumb.
973
00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:30,740
- Nope.
974
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:31,740
Try again.
975
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:32,740
1996.
976
00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:33,740
- No.
977
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:34,740
- No.
978
00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:35,740
- No.
979
00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:36,740
- Oh, yeah, all time.
980
00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:37,740
- It's not going to go.
981
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:38,740
- 19.
982
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:39,740
- No, no.
983
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:40,740
- No.
984
00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:41,740
- No.
985
00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:43,740
- Oh, uh.
986
00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:44,740
- King Cool.
987
00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:46,740
- Oh, they had accents A.
988
00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:48,740
- Yeah, Kingpin.
989
00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:49,740
- Not Kingpin.
990
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:50,740
Although that is a great movie.
991
00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:52,740
- Yeah, Kingpin is a good movie.
992
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:55,740
- The 1996 Classic Fargo.
993
00:32:55,740 --> 00:32:57,740
It kind of takes it up right to five.
994
00:32:57,740 --> 00:32:59,740
- I don't think that's a good one.
995
00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:00,740
- Hey, get Fargo.
996
00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:01,740
- It was in the comedy.
997
00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:02,740
- It was a dark comedy.
998
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:03,740
- I mean, it was a comedy.
999
00:33:03,740 --> 00:33:04,740
It's just like you're dark.
1000
00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:05,740
- It was a dark comedy.
1001
00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:06,740
- Yeah, it was a dark comedy.
1002
00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:07,740
But it was actually--
1003
00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:09,740
- I went dark comedy on it, friend.
1004
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:11,740
- Actually, Fargo, when you think about it, Fargo was funny.
1005
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:12,740
- It was funny, yeah.
1006
00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,740
- Yeah, but I was as well.
1007
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:15,740
- Well, it is a...
1008
00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:18,740
- I mean, I don't know what it's a comedy movie.
1009
00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,740
- I mean, it's a top 10 movie.
1010
00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:22,740
- It's a top 10 movie, but I don't know what it is.
1011
00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:26,740
- But I just wouldn't put it under comedy.
1012
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:29,740
- Here's one that you've never heard of, Fred.
1013
00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:30,740
- Oh, sure.
1014
00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:31,740
- Guaranteed.
1015
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:36,740
- The 1933 hilarious movie that comes in at number seven,
1016
00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:40,740
The Marks Brothers in Ducksuit.
1017
00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:42,740
- Ah, I think Ducksuit.
1018
00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:43,740
- Huh?
1019
00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:44,740
- I'm under the top.
1020
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:45,740
- Because it's half.
1021
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:46,740
- Of course, half.
1022
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:47,740
- Half.
1023
00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,740
- I don't know why you think Ducksuit.
1024
00:33:48,740 --> 00:33:51,740
- Oh my goodness, that is what does somebody go with it?
1025
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:56,740
- You know, of course, that the Marks Brothers brought
1026
00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:58,740
what they brought into the world was anything goes verbal
1027
00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:02,740
and physical madness that was in its way a radical departure
1028
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:05,740
from rationality as the art of the surrealist
1029
00:34:05,740 --> 00:34:07,740
or the invention of the airplane.
1030
00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:10,740
Of course, Ducksuit, the last of the five films they made
1031
00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:13,740
at Paramount, was now, well, was not the commercial success
1032
00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:15,740
of some of their other movies, but its reputation grew
1033
00:34:15,740 --> 00:34:18,740
within the years and people said it was fine.
1034
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:21,740
And so it's a top seven, it's madness and success.
1035
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:23,740
- So the violent movie?
1036
00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:24,740
- I guess.
1037
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:25,740
No, it says words.
1038
00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:26,740
It says words.
1039
00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:27,740
- It says words.
1040
00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:28,740
- It says verbal.
1041
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:30,740
- Stalin movies had words.
1042
00:34:30,740 --> 00:34:33,740
- Well, you have to be right.
1043
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,740
- His pipe, yeah.
1044
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,740
- Yeah, I remember.
1045
00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:37,740
- We're going to open up in the middle.
1046
00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:38,740
- No.
1047
00:34:38,740 --> 00:34:39,740
- All right.
1048
00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:41,740
Number six, this is a great one.
1049
00:34:41,740 --> 00:34:44,740
Monty Python, 1975.
1050
00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:49,740
Probably this second Monty Python movie I think of when I think of Monty.
1051
00:34:49,740 --> 00:34:54,740
- Well, shit, life of Brian was funny, but.
1052
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:57,740
- I see that's what I think first is like Brian, yeah.
1053
00:34:57,740 --> 00:34:58,740
- So it's going to be Holy Grail.
1054
00:34:58,740 --> 00:34:59,740
- Holy Grail is.
1055
00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:00,740
- Holy Grail, yeah.
1056
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:02,740
- Of course that's a great one.
1057
00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:05,740
And then I don't think that I would have this on my list.
1058
00:35:05,740 --> 00:35:10,740
Maybe I'll watch it because I think I've seen it before.
1059
00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:16,740
Number five is the 1996 movie starring Eugene Levy as one
1060
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:17,740
of the characters.
1061
00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:21,740
And I'm going to let you guess it's a mockumentary.
1062
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:23,740
- Oh, best of show?
1063
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,740
- No, not best of show, but that is a great movie.
1064
00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:27,740
- How about this one?
1065
00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:30,740
- Who's the man?
1066
00:35:30,740 --> 00:35:33,740
One of the semi-adjacent.
1067
00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,740
- He was in so many, yeah.
1068
00:35:35,740 --> 00:35:39,740
Unfortunately for both of you guys, it was actually waiting for Guffman,
1069
00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:41,740
which I thought was a good movie.
1070
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:42,740
- Yeah.
1071
00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:43,740
- But not in the last five.
1072
00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:46,740
- I'm not losing Levy fans.
1073
00:35:46,740 --> 00:35:51,740
- Well Fred, you know, there was a time in that area in the 90s
1074
00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:54,740
where mockumentary movies, like he said,
1075
00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:56,740
"I'm gonna win."
1076
00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:59,740
- That's the show is better than that.
1077
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:02,740
- Yeah, all those were like, oh, these are hilarious.
1078
00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:03,740
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1079
00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:04,740
- He was waiting for Guffman, was going to be,
1080
00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:06,740
"You, Gene Levy, kind of plays that."
1081
00:36:06,740 --> 00:36:09,740
- Yeah, well, kind of good for you.
1082
00:36:09,740 --> 00:36:12,740
- It was about like a guy, it was about a play.
1083
00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:13,740
- Yeah, remember.
1084
00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:14,740
- It's been a while.
1085
00:36:14,740 --> 00:36:18,740
So number four, again, you would never get Charlie Chaplin.
1086
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:19,740
Well, maybe you will.
1087
00:36:19,740 --> 00:36:21,740
Charlie Chaplin, 1940.
1088
00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:23,740
- Uh, you're a bit gas.
1089
00:36:23,740 --> 00:36:25,740
- Oh, the potato stick, man.
1090
00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:28,740
With the feet, with the potatoes on the bread on the feet.
1091
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:29,740
- With the feet.
1092
00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:31,740
- That's the best thing, man.
1093
00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:33,740
- Well, well, I don't know if he had the potatoes.
1094
00:36:33,740 --> 00:36:34,740
- Yeah, the four.
1095
00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:36,740
- Maybe it is, maybe it is.
1096
00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:37,740
Maybe he was a little...
1097
00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:39,740
- I know what you're talking about.
1098
00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:41,740
- Yeah, that was the tail.
1099
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:42,740
- Yeah, clearly.
1100
00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,740
- Maybe it was, it was a great dictator where he plays...
1101
00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:47,740
- Oh, he had the mustache for it.
1102
00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:49,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1103
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1104
00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:53,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1105
00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:55,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1106
00:36:55,740 --> 00:36:57,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1107
00:36:57,740 --> 00:36:59,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1108
00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:01,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1109
00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:02,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1110
00:37:02,740 --> 00:37:04,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1111
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:05,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1112
00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:06,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1113
00:37:06,740 --> 00:37:07,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1114
00:37:07,740 --> 00:37:08,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1115
00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:09,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1116
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:10,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1117
00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:11,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1118
00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:12,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1119
00:37:12,740 --> 00:37:13,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1120
00:37:13,740 --> 00:37:14,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1121
00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:15,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1122
00:37:15,740 --> 00:37:16,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1123
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:17,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1124
00:37:17,740 --> 00:37:18,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1125
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:19,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1126
00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:20,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1127
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:21,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1128
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1129
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:23,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1130
00:37:23,740 --> 00:37:24,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1131
00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:25,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1132
00:37:25,740 --> 00:37:26,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1133
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:27,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1134
00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:28,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1135
00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:29,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1136
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:30,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1137
00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:31,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1138
00:37:31,740 --> 00:37:32,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1139
00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:33,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1140
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:34,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1141
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,740
- Yeah, that's the best thing.
1142
00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:39,740
- Number one, "Of All Time."
1143
00:37:39,740 --> 00:37:41,740
- For my friends at variety.com.
1144
00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:43,740
And I don't know what you're gonna think.
1145
00:37:43,740 --> 00:37:44,740
- I don't know, okay.
1146
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,740
- Okay, so let me say this before.
1147
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:48,740
We've had a lot before that I'm like,
1148
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:54,740
"Uh, right, but I do feel like I could see this be in maybe no more."
1149
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:59,740
- I'm gonna say, "Since this variety, no more comedy film."
1150
00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:02,740
- I think you're gonna have to be coming to America.
1151
00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:03,740
- "Since this variety."
1152
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:04,740
- 1988.
1153
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:06,740
1988
1154
00:38:06,740 --> 00:38:08,740
I
1155
00:38:08,740 --> 00:38:11,980
Command don't
1156
00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:16,400
Now you're both wrong but you're both so close naky before start. Oh
1157
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:26,000
Yeah, the first naky which was a hilarious movie. Yes. Okay. I mean if I'm gonna I would say actually
1158
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:31,740
I'd like the n Nicholas good, but I'd like the airplane better. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah to the other
1159
00:38:31,740 --> 00:38:33,740
notables
1160
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:36,460
airplane
1161
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:40,180
It came in at number 62
1162
00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:42,180
What is Christ?
1163
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:47,020
Yeah right before on the bird age or right behind the bird cage and big
1164
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:50,020
And pillow talk
1165
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:53,620
I was party came out in 58 as 58
1166
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:59,900
I was what came play. Yeah, yeah, that came in higher than airplane
1167
00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:01,900
Oh
1168
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:11,260
All they have to get the holly see that l put 54 what about jingle all the way
1169
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:16,460
What
1170
00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:18,460
In a 50
1171
00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:24,060
All the way in in that list in that list of make sure no jingle no jingle on
1172
00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:28,300
I'll see
1173
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,500
I don't see it on there
1174
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:34,740
Let's see
1175
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:42,140
No
1176
00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:48,380
They have about peaks on here baddie shacks the only one coming in that you want to guess what the
1177
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:49,820
best
1178
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:51,820
Oh god
1179
00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:55,500
No, no, no, no, it's a 22
1180
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,620
Nailed it 22
1181
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:01,580
Yep that on
1182
00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:04,580
The bank dick from 1940
1183
00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:07,580
Bank dick
1184
00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:09,580
It's all starting dick titty
1185
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:15,980
Here you go, I'll read you because I've never heard of this maybe it's great
1186
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,980
Maybe it's the first best movie ever
1187
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:23,260
As as the grouchy and often an ebriated family man eagbert sauce
1188
00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:28,100
W.C. Fields to be seen as the full father of such dead meat sitcom dads
1189
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,980
As our Bundy and home of Simpson
1190
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:35,540
Stumbling into elaborate predicaments through no initiative of his own
1191
00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:39,940
Eggbird is a loafing around a bank when a rob of chips over a midgetaway
1192
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:42,660
Which lands him a reward a hearty
1193
00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:48,980
This little job protecting the joint from future stickups ironically enough
1194
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:52,580
Head before soon becomes the bank's greatest threat
1195
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:58,580
The master of the comic one line field has no qualms about making him said the butt of the joke
1196
00:40:58,580 --> 00:41:02,500
As as when clearly hung over gear gah
1197
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:05,620
Stumbles back into the black whiskey that can be an ass
1198
00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:08,500
I can't last night
1199
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:13,620
The bartender says yeah eebriarts really even says
1200
00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:16,500
Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind
1201
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:20,660
Flare is
1202
00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,820
That's better than catty shacking air boy
1203
00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:25,460
No
1204
00:41:25,460 --> 00:41:28,420
Super bag comes in at number 20
1205
00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:30,980
Yes, why don't tap comes in at 18
1206
00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:38,740
Uh, I don't know any of this sideways which would be a despise comes in at 14
1207
00:41:38,740 --> 00:41:41,540
Strangeloves comes in at 13
1208
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:44,580
So there you go. What was 100
1209
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:47,300
Number 100 I believe I prayed about
1210
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:51,700
I want to know if tropic thunder was on there any like Bridgetone's diary
1211
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,260
What
1212
00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:56,260
The topic under is not on
1213
00:41:56,260 --> 00:42:00,420
Fuck that's the word
1214
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:02,420
Yeah, that's the best list
1215
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:05,060
But see and Wayne's world came in at 99
1216
00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:07,940
geez
1217
00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:12,900
So there you go. I'm gonna get you sucker at 96. Oh my god
1218
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:17,860
Clerks at 94 oh my god the jerk at 93
1219
00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:22,340
Not
1220
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:24,340
What is hard night's?
1221
00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:26,340
What was hard night's at?
1222
00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:30,340
They don't know that is not anywhere on the list
1223
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:35,620
You know they were no no Fred Rie told you Fred knew that like you think we could do that like
1224
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:38,980
Make our own hundred list make our own hundred list
1225
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:42,900
Yeah, I've powed the data to like come up with the BLC
1226
00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:45,380
Yeah, of course
1227
00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:49,460
I think you should we should do the BLC top 10 every week because like
1228
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:52,420
Make it movies you've seen
1229
00:42:52,420 --> 00:42:57,620
Yeah, everybody's seen don't be putting their movies from the 40s anybody's thing this shit
1230
00:42:57,620 --> 00:43:02,500
Well, no movies, I don't think I understand the movies from the 40s should be in there because those are the
1231
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:05,620
Foundation but they should be in the bottom man
1232
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:10,020
Well, you know the problem is when you're making a list for everybody
1233
00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:14,660
You have to be like well, it's only fair, you know, I'm 1940 that that movie
1234
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,660
Well, how do I lie? Yuck's in it
1235
00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:19,780
They should make they should make the top 10 movies
1236
00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:24,340
You know, he's in the 50s 60s 70s
1237
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:30,100
Yeah, I agree, but what do you have to make like a master list is not good
1238
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:34,740
But yes, I feel confident that we could do the BLC top 10
1239
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:39,700
Do you want to do top 100
1240
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,700
Top 10
1241
00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:46,020
Because that's a lot that's tight though like that is tight, but that's the whole point
1242
00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:51,860
The BLC top 11 we do one go up with 20 that you need
1243
00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:54,980
20 20
1244
00:43:54,980 --> 00:43:56,980
25
1245
00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:58,980
Yeah
1246
00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:00,980
And then we're like
1247
00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:03,620
Have to be like the 37
1248
00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:07,380
The BLC hot top 20
1249
00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:12,420
You can't cut a nine and we'll do one more
1250
00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:16,900
Not even 28
1251
00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:27,300
It's gonna be a bad bless you know, so yes, okay, that's our homework for
1252
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:30,100
One of them
1253
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:38,580
What I do
1254
00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:40,580
Yeah
1255
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:45,380
One person big that's a big ass president
1256
00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:48,340
I know I know we're gonna fail it within a week
1257
00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:52,020
Tiny drug dicks were the never-ending one
1258
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:55,780
Trump dump
1259
00:44:55,780 --> 00:44:57,780
Trump dig
1260
00:44:57,780 --> 00:45:01,700
That's the link I need you to go to that little area
1261
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:05,220
That's your effort right there
1262
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:12,820
It's speaking of effort Fred effort, you know, I'll give credit where credit is due to people who get forth a great effort
1263
00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:15,380
Won't you however
1264
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:17,860
I won't
1265
00:45:17,860 --> 00:45:21,220
I'll never trust the government again then up that I should
1266
00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:27,060
But the reason I won't trust the government is because they forced a US judge to resign
1267
00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:31,540
After being disciplined for wearing his Elvis Wigan court
1268
00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:34,260
Wait, what?
1269
00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:36,980
Right
1270
00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:42,580
I'm a very court is all shook up following the reservation of a judge who was disciplined
1271
00:45:42,580 --> 00:45:48,660
We're wearing an Elvis Presley Wigan court and occasionally playing the singer songs during proceedings
1272
00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:52,500
What you tell them hey look here now you got to get on with it out here. Hey man
1273
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,980
You gotta get on with him out of here now
1274
00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:56,980
Yeah, we can get him to you soon
1275
00:45:56,980 --> 00:46:00,740
I can't even wear them some pants and wigs up in here, buddy
1276
00:46:00,740 --> 00:46:02,980
Get on out here now. All right. What do you do?
1277
00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:08,180
So get on it. Of course his name is Matt. Yeah, get into your I'm not saying somebody go
1278
00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:13,700
Out of my life, brisseling
1279
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:19,540
You with your humongous bull horns on the front
1280
00:46:19,540 --> 00:46:27,220
If you go with the other ladies of scratch people's cars and your big rock of doodle jumps
1281
00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:29,700
That's right with all the time
1282
00:46:30,340 --> 00:46:39,300
With Fenness galore anyway, so Matthew EP Thornhill the longest serving circuit court judge in St. Charles County
1283
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,220
Missouri
1284
00:46:41,220 --> 00:46:45,220
Is a self-described Elvis lover according to his biography page
1285
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:48,020
But his love for the king of rock and roll
1286
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:52,580
Consumbing it to get in trouble and getting psyched for his frequent
1287
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:58,740
Frequent he got cited and suspended for his frequent irrelevant Elvis references in court
1288
00:46:58,820 --> 00:47:00,820
I wish this guy was like
1289
00:47:00,820 --> 00:47:05,780
He was a long one too many times
1290
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:08,740
A landing James Finn
1291
00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:12,580
The guy is like Elvis at all. I won't give you the jail half a rock
1292
00:47:25,060 --> 00:47:31,060
So the judge would routinely wear an Elvis Presley wig honor about October 31st or Halloween
1293
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:36,580
In court while conducting court business according to a report by their commission of whatever
1294
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:40,100
It also says he would sit on the
1295
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:47,060
He would have his black popular in sunglasses while he was on behind the judges table. Yes, it was thrown
1296
00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:51,060
Did I have a picture?
1297
00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:53,540
No, no, I'm not that bad one. Hold on, I'll send you
1298
00:47:54,100 --> 00:48:01,700
They said on occasion friend he would even give litigants and witnesses the option of being sworn in while playing Elvis music from his phone
1299
00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:06,260
He would also refer to the singer occasionally during court proceedings
1300
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:11,780
Including mentioning his date of birth or death in lyrics from his music according to the inquiry report
1301
00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:14,580
So
1302
00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:16,580
Really buddy
1303
00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:18,580
It was with light dead
1304
00:48:18,580 --> 00:48:22,100
Yeah, I'm doing a ride man. Yeah, TCO B right now
1305
00:48:23,380 --> 00:48:26,900
So he's retired here. Let me share this picture with you guys and the kids
1306
00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:29,380
Mother frightened the whole
1307
00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:33,060
I don't know what is like man in the gertoo in the gittoo
1308
00:48:33,060 --> 00:48:36,180
I can see this call you are pulled over in the gertoo
1309
00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:41,380
Right here
1310
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:46,100
Judge King man he's even got the 70 style
1311
00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:50,500
Things on a shirt whatever he calls
1312
00:48:51,140 --> 00:48:55,300
Yeah, look like what was the name of the uh, what was the show like?
1313
00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:58,180
No, he did the exercise
1314
00:48:58,180 --> 00:49:01,140
He was the guy here the little kid show brother
1315
00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:07,300
No, what what Johnny Bravo was uh, like sleeping town or oh, okay
1316
00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:11,860
Yeah, I know show them up you know that he had the hair, but that was all was that plastic hair
1317
00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:15,860
Yeah, yeah, well, that's the thing is not even he's wearing a plastic wig
1318
00:49:18,820 --> 00:49:22,340
I get like it's possible these just like the time of video
1319
00:49:22,340 --> 00:49:26,820
I can just imagine if though like
1320
00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:30,500
Look at you I know your wife I know your husband and wife have been beaten on each other
1321
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,740
But who wants to get sworn into love metender
1322
00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:39,060
So there you go that's our news for that Fred now Fred
1323
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:44,580
Sometimes
1324
00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:51,540
Fred Elvis saying a lot of songs about love
1325
00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:57,860
And sometimes when you're a person you want love to be undying
1326
00:49:57,860 --> 00:50:01,380
Oh, I want some undying love forever man
1327
00:50:01,380 --> 00:50:03,540
Well, Fred
1328
00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:05,780
A man who cryogenically froze his wife
1329
00:50:05,780 --> 00:50:09,860
Finds a new lover while she's still in cryostasis
1330
00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:13,380
Go top over
1331
00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:23,860
Let's throw our friends at next show.com a man who cryogenically froze his wife in the hopes of curing her lung cancer has found a new partner a few years later
1332
00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:31,620
It is it's a story straight out of a sci-fi novel or mr. Freeze
1333
00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:34,900
In 2017 57 year old
1334
00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:36,340
Guijun Min
1335
00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:40,980
Made the decision to cryogenically freeze his wife's body with the hope that in the future
1336
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:45,140
She could be potentially revived and treated when a cure for her lung cancer
1337
00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:48,180
Now his wife
1338
00:50:48,180 --> 00:50:50,100
John Wielon
1339
00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:52,100
Famously became
1340
00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:54,660
China's first ever cryopreser person
1341
00:50:54,660 --> 00:51:01,380
This day you can't unfreeze the knock if you got to unfreeze them the hard part is is not freezing them
1342
00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:03,700
Yeah, that's
1343
00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:07,060
Because you have to freeze them so fast
1344
00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:12,500
And they can't shit can't break because it'll break you don't freeze it past stuff like all the way to the core
1345
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:14,900
They said the hard part is gonna be
1346
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:17,700
Unfreezing them from the core at the same time like
1347
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,700
Confirm complete
1348
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:23,620
Could you dump her and they break like you so demolish it man
1349
00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:30,500
Thanks though. Well, so to this day her body is being stored at 300 negative 320 degrees Fahrenheit
1350
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:33,860
And you in a unit labeled container number one
1351
00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:37,540
At the shangdong leafang life center research institute
1352
00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:39,060
Thank
1353
00:51:39,060 --> 00:51:41,060
You know we know we have friends in China
1354
00:51:41,060 --> 00:51:43,540
Tonight, but you know we have friends in China
1355
00:51:43,540 --> 00:51:44,580
There you go
1356
00:51:44,580 --> 00:51:46,580
If I could remember
1357
00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:48,580
Shinyun UL technology co-LTT
1358
00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:54,020
Because I obey them
1359
00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:57,380
That's right in the human town 35 shandong avenue. I don't remember that though
1360
00:51:57,380 --> 00:52:00,340
The institute which was founded in 2015
1361
00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:06,180
teamed up with shangdong university cheery hospital to start an experimental cryopreservation program for humans
1362
00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:08,740
offering to freeze people for free
1363
00:52:08,740 --> 00:52:11,780
And when wheelin was dying or ween
1364
00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:16,660
Oh man, nobody wins free when win Leon was dying
1365
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:19,700
You know with terminal lung cancer in April of 2017
1366
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:24,900
June men made the decision to have her preserved as part of the program. So I appreciate that he's like
1367
00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:27,780
Oh in there
1368
00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:29,780
I could not do this by myself
1369
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:33,780
They got they got sub zero would that just like free to the
1370
00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:37,620
You walk in and he does one of the rounds
1371
00:52:37,620 --> 00:52:39,780
And then I slipped right into the chamber. Yeah
1372
00:52:39,780 --> 00:52:43,540
Come here
1373
00:52:43,540 --> 00:52:45,540
I love this victory
1374
00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:48,740
fatality because you didn't freeze fast enough
1375
00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:53,540
So when he said when she left my world collapsed
1376
00:52:53,540 --> 00:52:55,380
I didn't know what to do
1377
00:52:55,380 --> 00:53:00,740
He describes the we he describes as I was a dreamer and a fantasist which is a
1378
00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:07,460
But I am not the only one so according to them
1379
00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:16,020
When Leon his wife is still in stable condition and her cellular structure has not undergone any abnormal
1380
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:18,580
fluctuations so she however
1381
00:53:18,580 --> 00:53:22,340
However, she has been clinically declared dead
1382
00:53:24,020 --> 00:53:27,700
Well, but they don't know though because I'm what are they gonna do? They can't throw her out and be like you still alive
1383
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,180
So she's like
1384
00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:32,180
Shrote is Leon
1385
00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:34,980
Exactly so he's alive and dead at the same time
1386
00:53:34,980 --> 00:53:39,300
He's waiting however Fred
1387
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:42,180
Where they waiting in November of 2025
1388
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:46,980
Chinese news outlets discovered that June men had started dating again
1389
00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:52,100
June men himself confirmed that he has been living with his new girlfriend since 2020
1390
00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:55,620
He explained that he stayed single for two years
1391
00:53:55,620 --> 00:54:00,420
But suffered from health complications that left him immobile without any help at home
1392
00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:03,780
He sure that bitch gonna freeze him
1393
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:05,780
Yeah, and everyone's gonna be frozen
1394
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:10,740
That is the way he's doing okay, but here's what okay, so June man
1395
00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:13,140
Nice
1396
00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:16,260
June man, yeah, she's frigid literally
1397
00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:20,340
So June men suffered from a severe gout attack
1398
00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:22,020
Well no lap
1399
00:54:22,020 --> 00:54:26,500
He was discovered two days later after relatives broke down the door out of concern
1400
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:31,780
Hmm in the gout that's like when you eat too much liver or something or like oh no man
1401
00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:34,260
People get in your wings
1402
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:37,220
And it just feet man, it's like a calcium and
1403
00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:42,340
Or something calcium build up, but in it like something you can like like avoid
1404
00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:47,620
Yeah, if you just don't eat certain amount of food in a shit, you gotta have a gout free diet
1405
00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:49,140
Yep
1406
00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:52,660
The gout is yeah, okay, so build up your acid in the body
1407
00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:54,180
You're an acid
1408
00:54:54,180 --> 00:54:58,180
And most of the things that cause it are diet
1409
00:54:58,180 --> 00:55:04,340
Your high-puring foods such as red meat organ meats and certain seafood
1410
00:55:04,340 --> 00:55:09,300
Need to more production so he theoretically could have like avoided this, but
1411
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:13,700
Theoretically so he said if something really happens when you're alone
1412
00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:16,580
There's nothing that that person can do
1413
00:55:16,580 --> 00:55:20,660
No one can ever know if they die or no one would even know if they die at home
1414
00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:24,500
Said June men. Yeah, so he let him he met his career girlfriend
1415
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:26,180
Wayne Chun-chah
1416
00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:28,900
You're an acquaintance describing her personality
1417
00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:31,540
It's kind and thoughtful just like his late wife
1418
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:34,980
There you go
1419
00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:41,460
No wait, it's worse. It gets worse. Oh, I didn't worry the rest
1420
00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:45,380
He's like I shouldn't have read the rest
1421
00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:47,380
I shouldn't have read the rest of the rest of the show
1422
00:55:47,380 --> 00:55:49,380
He got them two for one eight awards
1423
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:52,820
Then they all got eight awards
1424
00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:58,340
So then he said he's committed to his wife still
1425
00:55:58,340 --> 00:56:04,420
And in regards to his girlfriend he said I don't care about her she can go wherever she wants
1426
00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:07,220
I'm just fucking is busy
1427
00:56:07,220 --> 00:56:11,140
I'm just waiting till they cure this fucking cancer
1428
00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:16,100
I know what is like like he gets to be like 90 years old
1429
00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:18,660
And then they find the cure
1430
00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:19,700
Thaw her out fix her
1431
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:20,100
Right
1432
00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:21,860
She's always like 50
1433
00:56:21,860 --> 00:56:24,660
I'm in a new man
1434
00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:29,620
It's better to ask forgiveness than permission
1435
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:33,780
It frees me until you get old
1436
00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:35,780
Oh you thought I was frozen
1437
00:56:35,780 --> 00:56:36,900
I've seen this shit
1438
00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:37,300
Yes
1439
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:38,180
But then bitch
1440
00:56:38,180 --> 00:56:39,140
Oh, time
1441
00:56:39,140 --> 00:56:41,140
Now for this reason
1442
00:56:41,140 --> 00:56:43,780
Have we look at like it's a best alone butt naked
1443
00:56:43,780 --> 00:56:46,580
frozen in demolition man
1444
00:56:46,580 --> 00:56:49,060
Yeah exactly what it's like
1445
00:56:49,060 --> 00:56:49,700
I'm sure
1446
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,700
Yeah because you probably can't freeze them
1447
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:52,900
How do you freeze people
1448
00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:59,060
Can you freeze people with clothes off red
1449
00:56:59,060 --> 00:56:59,860
I also like
1450
00:56:59,860 --> 00:57:00,660
You can't do this
1451
00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:01,540
They freeze
1452
00:57:01,540 --> 00:57:03,300
They would freeze to the side of the
1453
00:57:03,300 --> 00:57:04,500
The thing right
1454
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:04,900
Like
1455
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:05,780
Why?
1456
00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:06,980
You got to make it
1457
00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:08,100
And I don't want to do that
1458
00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:10,340
I bet you then nipples are like
1459
00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:13,220
Through the eye
1460
00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:13,780
Nipples
1461
00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:14,820
You know what I mean
1462
00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:16,660
I bet you the thing that I missles
1463
00:57:16,660 --> 00:57:18,740
Like circuit breakers
1464
00:57:18,740 --> 00:57:21,940
We can have a
1465
00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:23,140
Detainment problem
1466
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:24,340
The nipples keep breaking
1467
00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:25,540
The nipples keep breaking
1468
00:57:25,540 --> 00:57:26,580
At nimen sharp
1469
00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:29,140
Those big silver dollars
1470
00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:33,140
Nothing we could do sir
1471
00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:34,900
This was an abnormal reading
1472
00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:35,700
We didn't expect it
1473
00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:38,020
No
1474
00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:39,300
Speaking of nipples
1475
00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:43,140
This comes from our flinty CBS
1476
00:57:43,140 --> 00:57:44,900
Two North Texas men
1477
00:57:44,900 --> 00:57:46,740
We're in Diedean
1478
00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:49,540
In the Legend plot to invade a Haitian island
1479
00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:51,060
Kill all the men
1480
00:57:51,060 --> 00:57:53,060
And enslave the women and children
1481
00:57:53,060 --> 00:57:54,020
Damn
1482
00:57:54,020 --> 00:57:56,580
Right
1483
00:57:56,580 --> 00:57:58,020
How much myth was in
1484
00:57:58,020 --> 00:57:59,220
No, let's find out
1485
00:57:59,220 --> 00:58:00,980
Let's work together to find out
1486
00:58:00,980 --> 00:58:03,940
Two North Texas men are facing charges
1487
00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:07,060
After allegedly plotting to invade an island off of Haiti
1488
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:08,340
Kill all the men
1489
00:58:08,340 --> 00:58:10,740
And turn the women and children into their sex slaves
1490
00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:12,740
According to the US authorities office
1491
00:58:12,740 --> 00:58:13,540
Oh damn
1492
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:17,300
They announced that this guy who's 21
1493
00:58:17,300 --> 00:58:19,300
And his other guy who's 20
1494
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:19,940
Because we don't
1495
00:58:19,940 --> 00:58:22,420
We don't just give these names as dumbasses out
1496
00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:24,820
Have been charged with conspiracy to murder,
1497
00:58:24,820 --> 00:58:27,060
Mame or kidnapped in a foreign country
1498
00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:28,660
And production of child porn
1499
00:58:28,660 --> 00:58:29,460
Shocking
1500
00:58:29,460 --> 00:58:30,260
Tee
1501
00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:33,620
The two-count indictment was returned by a federal grand jury
1502
00:58:33,620 --> 00:58:36,740
So between August the 2024 and July of this year
1503
00:58:37,220 --> 00:58:40,900
Wizenberg and Thomas scheme to recruit and lead an illegal
1504
00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:41,940
Quote-unquote
1505
00:58:41,940 --> 00:58:42,740
Bursonery
1506
00:58:42,740 --> 00:58:43,060
Of course
1507
00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:47,860
It's like McLeod's Navy
1508
00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:48,820
We're going to call it
1509
00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:50,260
This does export
1510
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:51,700
So cool
1511
00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:55,380
We're going to go to the island of Go-Nave
1512
00:58:55,380 --> 00:58:57,060
Which is part of the Republic of Haiti
1513
00:58:57,060 --> 00:59:01,460
I quote unquote for the purposes of carrying out their rape fantasies
1514
00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:03,700
Oh my god
1515
00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:07,780
These two dumbasses plan had plans to purchase the sailboat
1516
00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:12,100
Firearms and ammunition as well as recruit homeless people from Washington DC
1517
00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:14,260
To serve as their mercenary force
1518
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:17,460
As they invaded the island of Go-Nave
1519
00:59:17,460 --> 00:59:18,900
And staged a coup d'état
1520
00:59:18,900 --> 00:59:19,700
Yeah
1521
00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:22,580
You think that motherfuckers from Washington
1522
00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:24,260
What are they like?
1523
00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:25,060
Yeah, homeless people
1524
00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:26,980
They're going to be a Christopher
1525
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:27,860
Yeah
1526
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:30,100
I'm too motherfuckers off the boat
1527
00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:30,740
We're like
1528
00:59:30,740 --> 00:59:31,460
All right, let's go
1529
00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:32,260
Yeah, dude
1530
00:59:33,220 --> 00:59:34,820
Where's going to go living Haiti now?
1531
00:59:34,820 --> 00:59:37,300
I don't have an army of homeless people
1532
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:39,380
We'll get all the homeless people we get
1533
00:59:39,380 --> 00:59:40,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1534
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:41,620
Yeah
1535
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:43,460
We're going to have a further all the men of this island
1536
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:46,020
I'll be wearing a mayor of Barrie's t-shirts
1537
00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:47,060
And she'll be his face
1538
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:52,900
Well, the two men created operational and logistical plans
1539
00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:55,700
And learned to speak the Haitian Creole language
1540
00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:58,100
Court documents, the ledger, that's impressive
1541
00:59:58,100 --> 01:00:02,340
They also recruited others to join their invasion
1542
01:00:02,340 --> 01:00:05,780
And enrolled in schools to learn the skills needed for their invasion plan
1543
01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:07,460
The equivalent
1544
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:09,140
They announced oh my god
1545
01:00:09,140 --> 01:00:11,380
You're going to put all that effort into it
1546
01:00:11,380 --> 01:00:13,380
One of the guys went into the air force
1547
01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:14,900
And all that's it
1548
01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:16,660
One of the guys went into the air force
1549
01:00:16,660 --> 01:00:19,220
Specifically to learn relevant military skills
1550
01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:22,180
So
1551
01:00:22,180 --> 01:00:22,980
This is gotta be
1552
01:00:22,980 --> 01:00:24,420
Is this the onion or this?
1553
01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:26,020
No, this is a real story
1554
01:00:26,020 --> 01:00:26,820
Yes, it's the real
1555
01:00:26,820 --> 01:00:30,420
It's convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country
1556
01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:32,900
The two guys face up to life in prison
1557
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:36,820
If convicted of the federal production of child porn charges
1558
01:00:36,820 --> 01:00:39,460
They both at least face 15 and up to 30
1559
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:41,220
I hope they get 30 plus life
1560
01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:42,420
Plus 30 people
1561
01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:45,220
I mean, nice that they just send them to Haiti and put them in the Haitian prison
1562
01:00:45,220 --> 01:00:46,020
Yeah
1563
01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:47,220
No, you're like
1564
01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:49,220
It's gonna be so bad
1565
01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:49,860
All right, let's go
1566
01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:50,900
Why don't you guys go down there
1567
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:53,940
You know that and tell the Haitians what they was planning
1568
01:00:53,940 --> 01:00:55,460
Right, like tell them your plans
1569
01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:56,260
You know how we're all
1570
01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:57,460
Yeah, they're gonna think it's hilarious
1571
01:00:57,460 --> 01:00:58,820
You think the Haitians are gonna be like
1572
01:00:58,820 --> 01:01:02,100
Oh, yeah, these two motherfuckers are gonna come in with a bunch of weirdy money
1573
01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:02,820
He is
1574
01:01:02,820 --> 01:01:03,460
It kill us
1575
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:06,260
They're gonna kill us
1576
01:01:06,260 --> 01:01:08,980
Come on
1577
01:01:08,980 --> 01:01:12,180
Gumpchews and over nesting with machetes on it
1578
01:01:12,180 --> 01:01:13,140
Yeah, I know
1579
01:01:13,140 --> 01:01:17,860
They got with the burger guy the guy would name hamburger because he was a chopper
1580
01:01:17,860 --> 01:01:20,900
And a people and then they would make it on the beach
1581
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,500
No, no, and that's the thing about it
1582
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:24,820
It's like you see it and you're like these guys are not gonna
1583
01:01:24,820 --> 01:01:26,340
Yeah, fuck it
1584
01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:27,700
They were like 20 and 21
1585
01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:28,500
What are you gonna do?
1586
01:01:28,660 --> 01:01:32,340
Hey, I would let them go and just oh no, I'd have been like yeah, I fun with it
1587
01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:33,620
Yeah, I would let them do it
1588
01:01:33,620 --> 01:01:35,940
I mean, I don't know how many people in
1589
01:01:35,940 --> 01:01:38,740
In Canava have like guns and stuff but
1590
01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:40,980
I don't think they got machetes
1591
01:01:40,980 --> 01:01:43,220
Oh, a little fucking island man
1592
01:01:43,220 --> 01:01:45,620
Right, I'm gonna call them
1593
01:01:45,620 --> 01:01:48,420
They were gonna kill all the men in the small little island
1594
01:01:48,420 --> 01:01:48,820
Yeah, like
1595
01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:50,980
Like the homeless from watching
1596
01:01:50,980 --> 01:01:53,220
Them in the homeless of watching
1597
01:01:53,220 --> 01:01:54,980
They're gonna be there, you got any spirit change for you
1598
01:01:54,980 --> 01:01:55,620
I'll kill you
1599
01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:56,580
You're gonna spirit change
1600
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,660
population
1601
01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:01,700
Dude, okay, but oh, okay, so the top the population friend
1602
01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:04,100
Lagunaway
1603
01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:07,780
Made to be around 87,000 people
1604
01:02:07,780 --> 01:02:11,220
You're gonna call me 7,000 people
1605
01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:12,740
Well, we say 40,000 of them
1606
01:02:12,740 --> 01:02:16,020
Yeah
1607
01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:18,740
A thirder man, a thirder women, a thirder children
1608
01:02:18,740 --> 01:02:21,540
So that's still 30,000 people
1609
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:25,700
That you were planning you and your home was army, we're planning to kill
1610
01:02:25,940 --> 01:02:26,660
Yeah
1611
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:30,180
Oh, you promised them were sandwiches
1612
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:30,980
Yeah
1613
01:02:30,980 --> 01:02:32,020
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1614
01:02:32,020 --> 01:02:34,820
But if you see that fupul lady, she might be on the island
1615
01:02:34,820 --> 01:02:36,420
Yeah
1616
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,420
Yeah, like what are you gonna do with that, sir?
1617
01:02:38,420 --> 01:02:39,460
Come on, man
1618
01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:41,620
No, no, she's like the final boss of that island
1619
01:02:41,620 --> 01:02:42,100
Yeah
1620
01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:44,260
She's the best
1621
01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:46,660
I am actually somebody thought about that
1622
01:02:46,660 --> 01:02:49,060
Man, dude, what the fuck is going on
1623
01:02:49,060 --> 01:02:50,500
Because people were idiots
1624
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,820
Dumb, dumb
1625
01:02:52,820 --> 01:02:54,500
They really thought they were gonna get away with it
1626
01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:58,100
You know, we live in the greatest time, but we live in the worst time
1627
01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:01,300
Well, because now you can find anything that you're like, hey, you're right
1628
01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:05,220
So anyway, it's ridiculous
1629
01:03:05,220 --> 01:03:08,100
I don't know what else to say about those guys, they're idiots
1630
01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:12,180
They are not gonna have a great Marry Christmas this year
1631
01:03:12,180 --> 01:03:13,140
No, they're
1632
01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:14,020
Yeah, yeah
1633
01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:16,500
That is certainly not on their
1634
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:18,020
wish list
1635
01:03:18,020 --> 01:03:20,500
They're gonna be part of the Trans-Syberian Norworkis
1636
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:22,500
Yeah, they're gonna be part of something
1637
01:03:23,220 --> 01:03:26,500
They go have to just leave off the Siberian
1638
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,020
Yeah, yeah
1639
01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:30,020
We don't know how to play an instrument
1640
01:03:30,020 --> 01:03:32,260
Yeah, we're gonna learn to this game
1641
01:03:32,260 --> 01:03:33,940
We're gonna learn to this game
1642
01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:34,820
We're gonna play this game
1643
01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:36,100
We're gonna learn to this game
1644
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:37,460
All right ladies and gentlemen
1645
01:03:37,460 --> 01:03:39,460
We hope you are well on your way here
1646
01:03:39,460 --> 01:03:40,820
Christmas season
1647
01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:41,700
Have a great night
1648
01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:42,340
Thanks for listening
1649
01:03:42,340 --> 01:03:43,060
We'll be back next week
1650
01:03:43,060 --> 01:03:43,940
Next week
1651
01:03:43,940 --> 01:03:46,660
Rico
1652
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:49,860
Hi everybody
1653
01:03:49,860 --> 01:03:50,580
Good night
1654
01:03:50,580 --> 01:03:51,940
Good night
1655
01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:53,940
Yeah, season's greetings according to friend
1656
01:03:53,940 --> 01:03:55,940
Implor
1657
01:03:55,940 --> 01:04:01,220
We are laughing
1658
01:04:01,220 --> 01:04:03,380
And we are very good friends
1659
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:04,820
Good vibes
1660
01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:06,420
Sharing a special moment
1661
01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:08,420
Yeah
1662
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:23,460
That's it man
1663
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,580
Game over man
1664
01:04:24,580 --> 01:04:25,540
That's game over
1665
01:04:25,540 --> 01:04:28,020
Just hang loose blood
1666
01:04:28,020 --> 01:04:30,020
She's gonna catch up on the rebarad man
1667
01:04:35,860 --> 01:04:37,860
Oh, what a thing
1668
01:04:37,860 --> 01:04:39,860
Come home, let me check
1669
01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:43,300
Well, thanks all folks
1670
01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:44,980
I still have Easter
1671
01:04:44,980 --> 01:04:45,940
Baby
1672
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:47,380
Goddamn hip
1673
01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:51,540
I don't worry nobody's listening anyway
1674
01:04:51,540 --> 01:04:54,900
As you know, I'm a man of special needs
1675
01:04:54,900 --> 01:04:56,340
Surely you can't be serious
1676
01:04:56,340 --> 01:04:57,540
I am serious
1677
01:04:57,540 --> 01:04:58,820
And don't call me sure
1678
01:04:58,820 --> 01:05:08,820
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