This week, the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast hits you with Episode 136, where the usual suspects, Parker, Fred, and Alan (the sound wizard), get serenaded by none other than the velvet-voiced Landon James This episode is no ordinary chat; it's a full-blown Elvis experience with a modern twist. Our hosts dive into a medley of discussions, from the wild predictions of celebrity boxing matches to the intimate tales of gigging at senior homes and Legion Halls. The BLC crew gets a front-row seat to Landon's life on the road, his staggering 158 shows last year, and the heartfelt connection he shares with his audience. But it's not all Elvis and spotlights; the team also gets down and dirty with a hilariously cringe-worthy game of "Would You Rather." From the dilemma of socks versus underwear to the conundrum of being puked on by your hero, this segment will have you in stitches and questioning your life choices. And just when you think it can't get any better, Landon James graces your ears with a live performance that will transport you to the heart of Graceland. This episode is a blend of laughter, nostalgia, and the sweet sound of success. #BLCpodcast #Episode136 #ElvisLives #LandonJames #WouldYouRatherWildness #OnTheRoadAgain #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld
This week, the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast hits you with Episode 136, where the usual suspects, Parker, Fred, and Alan (the sound wizard), get serenaded by none other than the velvet-voiced Landon James This episode is no ordinary chat; it's a full-blown Elvis experience with a modern twist. Our hosts dive into a medley of discussions, from the wild predictions of celebrity boxing matches to the intimate tales of gigging at senior homes and Legion Halls. The BLC crew gets a front-row seat to Landon's life on the road, his staggering 158 shows last year, and the heartfelt connection he shares with his audience. But it's not all Elvis and spotlights; the team also gets down and dirty with a hilariously cringe-worthy game of "Would You Rather." From the dilemma of socks versus underwear to the conundrum of being puked on by your hero, this segment will have you in stitches and questioning your life choices. And just when you think it can't get any better, Landon James graces your ears with a live performance that will transport you to the heart of Graceland. This episode is a blend of laughter, nostalgia, and the sweet sound of success. #BLCpodcast #Episode136 #ElvisLives #LandonJames #WouldYouRatherWildness #OnTheRoadAgain #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld
(00:00) Intro (00:59) The only podcast that called the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight 95 episodes ago (02:01) Landon: Who do you think will win the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight (04:12) Last year, Landon booked 158 shows (05:31) Landon says Jim Carrey did an impression of Elvis on stage (09:12) We need to work on booking Landon James eta (09:52) You've been doing some competitions, but you weren't talking about them (14:29) There's always those commercials. They're always on the tv (18:22) We do record it as a sign of respect. That was the only time that one of us is really missed (19:28) Landon Wilson says with musical background, you can do it with a live band (23:46) You talked about playing in moose labs or moose lounge (24:11) Out of all the places, what do you prefer to play in (25:46) Have you played at any more dispensaries since we last chatted (29:47) Landon James eta performs at several local venues this week (30:52) The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return after a brief break (31:50) Welcome back to the show. We're still being joined by Leila James (32:56) We're gonna ask everybody what they would rather do (33:23) Would you rather have the ability to see ten minutes into the future or 150 years (34:22) Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or with Captain Marvel (35:30) Would you rather be forced to sing or dance to every song you hear (38:28) Never been in a coma either. But honestly, I would rather pick the coma over prison (40:17) Would you rather be chronically underdressed or chronically overdressed (41:39) Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life (44:07) Would you rather buy ten things or always forget one thing at the store (46:31) Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef (48:26) Who would you say is your personal hero (50:53) Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you (54:11) Oh, I had to add. Puke on family. Yeah. I guess I'm a puke on them if I have to (54:24) Would you rather be royalty 1000 years ago or average person today (55:29) Okay, last one. Would you rather. All right. Thank you for the drum roll (55:45) Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear (58:32) Would you rather just tweet the show or follow us on socials (59:54) Landon James has a show coming up in Illinois on May 11 (01:01:13) Landon James: If you guys want, I could do a song
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>> Parker: Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a
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bumpy night. Alive.
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It's alive.
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>> Parker: Making it happen.
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>> Parker: It's not alive.
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>> Parker: Dude, I'm about to drop a bomb on Fred Allen.
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Landon, wait for this intro because I'm gonna
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drop some shit on Fred.
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Get ready.
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>> Freddy: Don't drop no shit on me.
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>> Parker: Oh, you're about to get in front of me. You're. I. Fred, I'm
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willing to bet you that your mind is gonna be blown.
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>> Parker: Oh, wait. Oh, no.
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>> Freddy: Oh, no.
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>> Parker: Not pee diddy blown.
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>> Parker: Okay, that's good.
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>> Parker: Yes. That's the better kind of blown is not p. Diddy
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blown.
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>> Parker: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: Alan, you should leave this in this video.
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>> Parker: And now, let's start the pen show.
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>> Freddy: Alan, they go edit, then.
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>> Parker: I know. No, he does. He usually changes that.
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>> Parker: Welcome.
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>> Parker: Welcome, one and all, to the 136th edition
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of the Black Lincoln collective podcast. The
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only podcast, Fred, that called the
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Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul fight
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95 episodes ago.
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>> Parker: Yes.
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>> Parker: We are so glad you joined us, and we can't thank you enough, um, for your support
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on X, Facebook, Instagram, and tick tock. You can always check us out
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at the blcpodcast.com and listen to us
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every day on your favorite podcast
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platforms. And don't forget, till I can review
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the show. And now, it's my evander
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Holyfield. It's Fred.
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>> Freddy: Oh, thank you. Thank you, man. I'm, um,
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happy to be here. Uh, I'm excited to talk about this.
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>> Parker: What?
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>> Freddy: You said I called the fight, or somebody called.
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>> Parker: No, you didn't call.
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>> Parker: No, you didn't call the fight. And I hate to give
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credit where credit's due, and we'll get landed. Landon will be
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on. Alan's here, too, by the way, everybody. Yeah, the man of
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the hour real quick, and then we'll get landed on.
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Well, actually, go ahead and bring Landon on, and then I'll tell you. Tell him the story,
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all right? So he can. We can get his reaction.
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Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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James, the crowd's gone wild.
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They didn't cheer for Alan this week because they knew he was coming on
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Landon. Okay, so, Landon, do you know who. You know who Jake
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Paul is, right? Oh, uh, you know, the Jake Paul.
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>> Landon: Mike Tyson have been talking about it all.
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>> Parker: Okay, okay, okay. Well, first of all, who do you think
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is going to win the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight, and
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why is it not Jake Paul?
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Jake Paul is going to get his face.
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Okay, that's fine, that's fine. Let me go ahead and tell you.
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>> Freddy: That'S that's the thing. It's the young, the younger
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generation. I like Jake Paul. Jake Paul.
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>> Landon: Would Jake Paul pay Mike Tyson to
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let Jake knock him out?
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>> Parker: Well, that's a possibility, but I don't know, man. If you
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look at. Mike Tyson's a fighter, man.
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>> Freddy: Mike Tyson ain't taking no die.
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>> Parker: If it's.
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>> Parker: You know what?
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>> Landon: If it's all fair, Mike Tyson,
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for sure.
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>> Parker: But if they're faking it, if it's a
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thing where it's like, oh, it has.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Uh, okay, so, anyway, so 90,
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93 to 95 episodes. It was around episode 43. It
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was actually. Landon, do you remember when we did the, uh,
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live from Lamont Special with you?
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>> Landon: I think so. It's a long time, man.
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>> Parker: It was a while ago.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
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>> Parker: It was. That's how long ago it was the next week,
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Allen said, when is Mike Tyson gonna fight Jake
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Paul?
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>> Freddy: Really?
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>> Parker: 95 weeks ago. Almost 100 weeks
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ago. Uh, Allen called it out out of the blue
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two years ago. I'm gonna pull the tape for next week's show, or
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maybe we'll put it at the end. But I was listening back to
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your episode today. Cause I was like. I had a long drive,
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and, uh, I was just not even
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paying attention, just driving home, and all of a sudden, Alan said that. I
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was like, what is happening?
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>> Parker: This is amazing.
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>> Parker: We finally called something.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: But, yeah. Bread.
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>> Freddy: Pretty much the Simpsons.
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>> Parker: Yeah, exactly.
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>> Parker: Well, that's what I told.
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>> Parker: That's what I told Al, because I did speak to Alan about. I was like, dude,
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the thing is, if you say enough things, eventually one of them
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is,
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you know, so that's basically the case, but I'll take it.
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So we'll pull that for next week.
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So, Landon, welcome to the show. We are so glad. Like I
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said, you were able to carve out some time.
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>> Parker: I know.
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>> Parker: You literally. I know.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Parker: So I know Elvis is. Was the
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hardest working man in show business, right? But
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I feel like you are maybe second or
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third hardest. Because all I ever
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see is Landon's playing here in
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the afternoon, he's playing here at night. He's all over the
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place, and. So, how you been,
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man?
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>> Landon: Well, I've been pretty good. Um, my manager,
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Kevin, and, uh, me, last year, we booked
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158 shows. And it
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was. Yeah, we counted it right before we did
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our show because we wanted to announce it.
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>> Parker: And.
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>> Landon: Yeah, you know, it's a combination of senior
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homes, like
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at certain theaters, banquet halls, a lot of,
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uh,
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like, moose lodges, american legion.
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>> Parker: We had those around here.
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>> Parker: And then.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Landon: And then some fancy restaurants, as well.
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>> Parker: But, like, a lot of italian restaurants and stuff like that, I saw.
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>> Landon: Oh, yeah. But I enjoy probably most the,
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uh, senior shows and the american, uh,
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legions. Those are pretty fun.
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>> Parker: I bet those are. Those guys. Party. They might
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be old, but they know how to party.
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah.
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>> Parker: So, Landon, I have to say if anybody's, you know, for our
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listeners, uh, at home, you know, obviously, it's been a little while
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since we had landed on. He now sounds like he's aged
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43 years in his voice, and he has become a
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man. We once thought, you know, when we first, he was
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like, hey, guys, how's it going? And he had just the voice of an
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angel, and now he's become
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a grizzly bear much.
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>> Parker: But.
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>> Parker: And you're looking great, man. I have to say. I have to say, it's amazing
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to see you, you know, you.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, we hadn't seen you in, like, full guard, man.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: I appreciate you. I have to have a glow up.
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>> Landon: From last time because last time.
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I look way better now, honestly.
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>> Parker: Are you looking great?
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>> Landon: And we're glad you to look
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more like this guy.
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>> Parker: Yeah, he's got a better than
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I have, and he's just got a picture of Elvis
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for this cavernous room that I'm in.
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>> Landon: It was actually a gift from Kevin.
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>> Parker: Oh, that was nice.
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>> Landon: Yeah, yeah. I always look at it. I'm like, I do it
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for Elvis. You know, I try to remind myself that
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because there's sometimes some of these Elvis guys
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that, you know, think they're Elvis, but there's only
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one. Uh,
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that's what I try to do. I try not to
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talk like Elvis. Like, when I'm on this podcast
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or after the show, I only keep it on the stage. A lot of
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these guys tend to act like Elvis offstage. Uh, and I find
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it a little creepy method.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, look at that.
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>> Parker: Like, Daniel Day Lewis
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throws himself into the character Alan, huh?
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>> Freddy: Yes. That was a story that stage fail
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had told about, uh, meeting Jim Carrey.
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He's like, you know, Jim Carrey's was, you know, he was big fan
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and all. They never met him. And so one of his agents
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or manager said, you know, you want to meet Jim, go. He's doing a
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movie down on the next set. You know, he's like,
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yeah, I love to meet him. But he was doing a, uh, man on
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the moon, where he was, uh,
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yeah, and Jim's a method
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actor, so.
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>> Freddy: He was doing all this crazy shit like,
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say, fox like daddy. I mean,
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there's films like, you know.
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>> Parker: He'S went through the whole.
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>> Freddy: Black community.
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>> Parker: But, yeah. So it was amazing because, like you said,
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yeah, Jim Carrey didn't. Was totally not himself. And if you
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know who Andy Coffin is. But Andy
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Kaufman is. Was a very strange
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fella. Yeah, he was like. He
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was like, uh. He was like an outside the
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lines comedian in the seventies, so he was
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just, like a weird dude. And he would play, like,
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and he was just a weird dude. And so for Jim
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Carrey, and he never broke character. Like, no, he
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>> Freddy: And he was always on.
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>> Landon: He actually did an impression of Elvis.
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>> Parker: Uh, yeah.
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>> Landon: And there's actually sources that say yes,
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really, like, dandy Kaufman's impression.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Landon: So I always found that, you know, you see.
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>> Parker: Have you ever watched any of his stuff?
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>> Landon: Oh, yeah. He's like.
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>> Parker: Thank you very much.
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>> Landon: I can't do it.
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>> Parker: Thank you very much.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: School.
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>> Freddy: Uh, Andy and Elvis are roommates down in Santa
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Monica.
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>> Parker: That's.
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>> Parker: That's the rumor, allegedly.
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>> Parker: Let's go. Let's take a show trip over. Bring it Landon along.
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>> Parker: Of course.
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>> Parker: You guys could check out Landon at Landon James eta again.
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He's all over the place. So you're gonna see him. Um, if you just.
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Just like, if you.
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>> Parker: If you keep.
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>> Parker: He's not in your town yet. Just wait a week, and he'll be there. I'm
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gonna get you booked all over the world land. We're still trying to get you down
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here to the lovely state of South Carolina.
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>> Parker: Honestly.
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>> Landon: Driver, fly down there.
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>> Parker: Well.
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>> Parker: Well, actually, we need to work on booking.
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>> Landon: Not really solid.
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>> Parker: Oh, hey, now.
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>> Landon: Hey, man, get your microphone.
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>> Parker: Come on.
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>> Parker: So, yeah, I decided to do some karate.
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>> Parker: Boozy.
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>> Parker: I couldn't help myself.
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>> Parker: I know.
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>> Parker: Like I said, you've been doing any competitions? Uh, I
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knew before. You know, last time we talked, you were talking about doing
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one of the big competitions, but you weren't.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Landon: Uh, yeah, I tried it, and, you know, I
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found it just, uh. It's better to focus on
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the shows, actually. Yeah, that's what you love
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saying it without.
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>> Parker: I understand. You can always say so much. Yeah, we know.
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>> Parker: What?
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>> Parker: We're not trying to get you canceled from else.
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>> Landon: Ah, we're not going to get canceled.
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>> Parker: No, no, I know. Well, I'm sure, you
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know, it's a little different once you. Cause you're like. I mean, you're like
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a working musician. It's not like
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you're not just a guy who's like, oh, yeah, I play at the bar
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on Friday nights or.
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>> Landon: Whatever the thing, you know, I don't think a lot of people
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know. I actually have experience with guitar. I was
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actually in the school, uh, jazz band. I was in
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marching band, uh, the symphonic band
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with alto saxophone at the time. But,
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uh, in the jazz band I played guitar. And along
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the way I learned little drums, like piano,
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those instruments. It's more guitar that I know pretty
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fairly well. I was taught from the age
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five for like about ten years or
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in Lockport. He was, he went to like
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college, uh, of DuPage here in, uh, Chicago for many
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years and learned like classical music theory and stuff like that
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on guitar. So he would show me how to play all these scales
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crazy stuff to learn about music and
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guitar playing in general. And people don't know,
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though, I have so much experience before even I got into
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this. And, uh, the thing though,
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with, you know, we're saying competitions
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is when they view you,
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you know, like you're good or something, you know,
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they get, some people get scared and sometimes
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mess with, uh, judging. It's
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very. You'd be very shocked.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I'm sure
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it doesn't surprise me that there would be like a kind of a network
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of people who know each other and who. Yeah, but, you know,
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>> Landon: All running their own business. Everyone runs their own
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business, you know, and you got to do it, you
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know, and I can't get mad at that.
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>> Freddy: Nothing shocked me after I seen they put them weights in
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them fish.
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah, that's right.
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>> Parker: That was amazing. They did that.
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Did you say? No, the wafer.
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Wait, there was a couple, like a fishing,
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like a competitive fishing duo or whatever, and
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they were like, you know, it was fishing, like, so they would go around the country
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and this guy was just like on a tear and he was just like
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winning every week. He was like winning, winning, winning,
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uh, winning money. Yeah, like winning, like, I think was. They said it was like
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sponsors, $100,000 worth of stuff.
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you know, I mean, if you're gonna. Yeah,
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it's fish stuff. People love fish, so. And there's some
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talent to catch the fish, apparently. So.
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suspicious because they're like, how is this dude going from
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like town to town and always catching the
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most fish? Like, or most of the, you know, every time he
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competes, he gets. He wins, you know?
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: So they do fishing by weight, you know?
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>> Parker: Right, yeah. It's about how much you catch and wait in a certain amount of
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time. So, you know, it's kind of one of those things,
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but. So one day, they decided, like,
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somebody called them out, and they're like, dude, we got to check this out. We think
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you're fishing. Your fish are, like, weighted, and so,
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like, Fred was talking about, they. They basically cut the fish open,
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and. God, like, so many things came out of it.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Like, he's put, like, lead weights in them.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Like, he was, like, he would catch the fish and, like, put weights inside of them
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so they would weigh more.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Uh, and, like, so that's how he.
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>> Freddy: Was winning fish of other fish.
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>> Parker: That's what it was.
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>> Parker: Yeah, yeah.
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>> Parker: He'd shove other fish inside the fish
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to make it wet. It's ridiculous, man. And I,
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like Fred said, we thought, you know, you would think that fishing
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would be, like, you know, like, all above board. How can
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you cheat at fishing sport?
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>> Parker: Right?
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>> Parker: It's like golf for rednecks,
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so.
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>> Parker: And it is.
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>> Parker: And that's actually really. It's true. But so once, uh, you
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see that those guys are willing to cheat, they just, like,
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everybody's.
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>> Freddy: Everybody's cheating, man.
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>> Parker: Anyone can be bought if you can be bought. Anyone can
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be bought.
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>> Freddy: If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
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>> Parker: That's right.
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>> Freddy: I'm just thinking that's true.
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>> Parker: It sucks, but it's true.
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So, you know, that's how it goes. But
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nonetheless, like I said, the main thing is that you
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are doing what you want to be doing.
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>> Freddy: Yes.
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>> Parker: That's amazing.
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>> Parker: So.
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>> Parker: And, yeah, doing it your way, dude. Literally just king, uh,
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would say, did it his way.
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>> Landon: I did it my way. There you go.
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There's always those commercials. I don't know if you
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get them in South Carolina, but it's like, I.
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>> Parker: Did it my way.
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>> Landon: They're always on the tv, like, 500 times a day.
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>> Parker: I'm like, don't have that one. I'm sure that gets
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stuck in your head.
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>> Freddy: I know. Uh oh. Oh,
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ozapic.
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>> Parker: Oh, no.
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>> Parker: It'S the jam, man.
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>> Landon: Actually, my mother does, uh, that part. It's funny.
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>> Parker: That's one of our favorite songs that's become a hit on our. On our
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billboard top ten that we.
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>> Landon: Every week, or the bk. Have it your
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way. You know that one.
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>> Parker: Yeah, but I actually eat a little burger
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king.
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>> Parker: Uh, O'Reilly, do you have
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O'Reilly auto parts?
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>> Freddy: He did the bow he did it.
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>> Parker: I have it now. Landed my kids. My kids will
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run through the house singing oh, O'Reilly and waiting on me to
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go bow. Don't they get mad?
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It's so ridiculous.
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>> Landon: Be my manager to the, uh, lunar and row
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one. Litter and row may audit for you.
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Call 222-2222
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we don't have that, but.
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>> Freddy: I like that we've got
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999. And 999.
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>> Parker: That's only in South Carolina, I guess.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it's regional, man.
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>> Parker: Isn't that, uh, uh, like a. That's a law firm, right? That's a law
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firm, yeah. Because when
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you're in a lot of trouble, you can remember just to keep it nine until
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somebody answers.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: So, yeah, it's. That's crazy. I love it. I love the theme
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songs. But something we've talked about in the past, like that
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ozaping is, like, one of our favorite theme songs from anything.
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And it's so stupid, and it gets.
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>> Freddy: Stuck right in your head.
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>> Parker: It does, man.
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>> Freddy: Okay, what is. What is the, like, original one?
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>> Parker: It's.
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>> Parker: Oh, it's magic. Oh, it's magic.
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You m know, it's a great song.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I know that from Abby Gilmore.
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>> Parker: And last. And last time I heard the ozempic
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commercial, I was like, no, I'm gonna listen to the
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real one.
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>> Parker: And I did.
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>> Parker: And I was like, that's a great song. And then I was like, what other songs did
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these guys sing? And the answer was none.
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>> Freddy: Nothing.
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>> Parker: Ah, other song.
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But it was a great song. Uh,
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like dino something or I don't.
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>> Parker: Because the zampy commercial, they actually show the guy singing it
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in the studio.
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>> Parker: Uh.
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>> Parker: It'S, uh, it was a song by pilot in
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1975.
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>> Parker: They thought, oh,
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yeah, getting in the groove.
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>> Parker: Anyway, so, yeah, 1975. And
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it's. Is that out? Does that mean it's
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outside of, uh, public domain? No, that's maybe that. I know they could
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use it.
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>> Parker: Maybe that's why they're using it, because, uh.
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>> Parker: Yeah, pretty close.
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>> Freddy: Got four more years.
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>> Parker: Oh.
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>> Parker: And then it's ours, baby. And we're gonna take it and make it our
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song.
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>> Parker: Oh, it's Freddie.
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>> Parker: You know, we just get landed and.
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>> Parker: Do it, and Adam will be on our show.
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There you go.
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>> Parker: Keep them words, cuz, you know I'm gonna remember.
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>> Parker: I'm never gonna remember. I don't remember anything.
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We do record it as a sign
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of respect. Exactly. That's why I could go back and listen to
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the.
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>> Parker: Like this.
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>> Parker: Like I said, the live from Lamont Special, which everyone should do. Uh,
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somewhere around episode 41 ish uh,
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of our show, so everyone should listen to it because it's great.
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And, you know, if you don't remember what we talked about, it's like new
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content to you, so everybody would.
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>> Parker: I don't remember what we talked about.
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>> Parker: No.
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>> Parker: I don't either.
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>> Parker: Ever.
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>> Freddy: I don't think I was on that show.
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>> Parker: You were on Florida?
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>> Parker: Was that the one you won?
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>> Parker: Florida?
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>> Parker: Uh, I don't know because we had.
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>> Landon: Landon come in all the shows.
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>> Parker: Yeah, well, we've had, uh, that, uh, I think that was the. Oh,
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no, Landon hosted a show with us.
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>> Parker: Uh, yeah. He looked around.
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>> Parker: Oh.
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>> Parker: That was the only time that one of us, I think, is really missed.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And that's, you know, I don't know if that's. I don't know if that's great
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or if it's just like, it shows that none of us
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have anything else going on.
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>> Parker: Like.
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>> Parker: Yeah, okay.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: We were able to make it 100 weeks in 130 weeks in a row to the
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same place at the same time. Nothing ever happened.
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>> Parker: Nothing ever happens.
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>> Parker: That's right. That's okay.
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So, uh, Landon, where you at right now?
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>> Landon: I'm in Yorkville.
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>> Parker: Yorkville. Uh, in Illinois.
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>> Landon: Illinois, baby. Indiana,
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Yorkville, Chicago.
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>> Parker: Okay. Yeah. Okay.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Right out. Yeah, right outside. So, what do you got?
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Um, like I said. You said you did 158
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shows last year.
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>> Landon: Yeah.
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>> Parker: What are you guys on pace for this year, you think?
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>> Landon: We just did a big, ah, production
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with, uh, Elvis named Jason Stone, and we actually had a
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Ronnie dangerfield, uh, tribute
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open up the show, which.
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But, uh, we did it on
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March 16 for St. Patrick's Day, and it was at the mar
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theater and in Wilmington. It's,
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like a small town, but, uh, we had, like, probably
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over 125 people. It was not bad, actually.
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>> Parker: That's awesome.
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>> Landon: M everyone had a great time.
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So now we have one on, um, I want to say
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it's May 11. That's at the Tinley park american legion.
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I'm having a Rick, this
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other Elvis, um, tribute, um,
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rocky Fenner. Also, there's a
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little kid that does Elvis, as well. His name's Abraham, and
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he actually looks up to me and looks
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up to many other Elvis tributes. So
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we're gonna let him do a few songs, as well.
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>> Parker: So it should be you. He's you just a few years ago, huh?
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Huh? Oh, yeah.
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>> Landon: No, for real. I think, like, you
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know, you'd grow is you.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Landon: This type of business, you know, and you learn,
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and I felt like I've learned a lot in a short period of time
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because there's some of these guys, you know, that are 50 and
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been doing it for a long time. You know, I'm only 19.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Landon: It's because, like I said earlier, the experience with some music,
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it helped as I got an Elvis. Would you
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be shocked? Not all Elvis is,
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um, are musically inclined
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before a lot of them just start doing all this
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and they learn.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Landon: Not a lot of them have.
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>> Parker: Well, it's.
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>> Landon: M trying to say is like, they.
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>> Parker: Don'T have the music for experience.
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>> Landon: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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>> Freddy: Right, right.
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>> Landon: But there's a few. I'm not saying I'm the only one. There's a
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lot, uh, sure. You'd be shocked, actually, on how
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many.
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>> Parker: I'm sure it's a lot of people who were like, I'm into the showmanship part of it
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and. Yeah, and then they're like, the music I
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can. Because if they have to sing to a track or whatever,
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they can work it out. But, like, you know,
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like you said, coming from a musical background as opposed to, like,
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let's say an acting background or something like that
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is, you know, that's a benefit for you, of course. And if, you know,
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I mean, you can actually do it.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Uh, which is why we are, like, we think you're
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awesome because, like, you know, you. You're actually going and
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doing it. You're not just like, hey, I can sing to a track.
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I mean, I can sing to a track, you know, so.
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>> Parker: Well, with the musical background, you can do it with a live band.
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>> Freddy: Oh, yeah, right.
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>> Landon: Uh, it's fun, but you gotta make
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sure the band you're with knows their
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parts because you like, like, I keep
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saying it, but not a lot of people know. But,
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like, if you listen to Elvis's band, they were always
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so on key and on time, you
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know, gotta be tight.
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>> Parker: Signatures, uh, they played together for how many years? I mean,
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they played together for a long, long time, right?
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>> Landon: Oh, yeah. Like, Elvis started doing live shows again in
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1969 in Las Vegas. And then he went
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on tour until 76 and he was
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with basically the same band. He changed the,
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uh, quartet in
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71 72.
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But just
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as they kept growing as a band, it got so
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intact and good.
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And, uh, the tracks are the closest
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thing, at least I get professional tracks,
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um, from this company in Canada. It's called
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Ep project. They, uh, sell
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all those tracks with, like, they don't use the Midi keyboard.
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They use, uh, like a live band. And they'll record all
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the parts.
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>> Parker: Exactly.
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>> Landon: Time and date of that
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show.
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>> Parker: That's awesome.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Fred, Ep is short for Elvis Presley.
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Twice I've blown your mind tonight.
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Owen Wilson.
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>> Parker: Wow.
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Well.
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>> Parker: So, Landon, let me ask you. We kind of talked. You talked about, you know,
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playing in, uh, like, a lot of moose labs or moose
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lounge. What's it called? Moose. Moose world?
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>> Parker: Moose lounge.
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>> Parker: Moose lodges, lounges. I don't know. I want to say lounges. Lounges just seem
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like a nice, relaxing place for a moose.
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>> Parker: The.
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>> Parker: Just one titty bar. Yeah, the moose knuckle. There you
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go. So, lay down.
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Out of all the places, like you said, I know you listed off a number
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of places you've been playing. What's been your. Like,
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what do you prefer to play in, if you have your choice, or
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what's been your best show that you're like, oh, that was.
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That was awesome. At that point. I know you just talked about a place where you guys had a huge
603
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crowd, but.
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>> Landon: Well, yeah, in Wilmington. We, uh, perform at
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the wine cafe. And I've been doing it now
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for probably two years. They actually changed donors
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recently, but, uh, uh, it feels like
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probably 50 most.
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75.
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>> Parker: That's awesome.
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>> Landon: And, uh, every time we've sold out. And it's
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every, uh. I want to say month or every other, actually.
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Yeah, every month. So we've been doing
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pretty well. I think we're almost sold out for this
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show, which is. Dang, it's coming up
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close, uh, Friday. So we want to
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keep that record, you know? And every time, it's not
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always the same people. There are a lot of people I recognize, but there's
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always some new people coming in,
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uh, every time, it's always a really
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fun, you know. And sometimes with just an intimate
622
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crowd, you know, not so much like in these big
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theaters or big halls or whatever.
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You know, it's nice just to talk with
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the crowd, you know, kind of, uh. Well, you
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know, more relaxed, you know.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: It's a lot more personal that way that you're like, hey, you know.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Landon: So, I gotta say, that would probably be my first favorite. Like I
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said, senior shows, doing it for the elderly
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or the residents there. Um, they
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usually like it because, you know, they grew up with Elvis, so.
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>> Parker: Sure.
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>> Parker: Well, they're very familiar.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: So, have you played at any more dispensaries since we last
638
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chatted?
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>> Landon: No,
640
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I don't think, uh, my girlfriend would like that.
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>> Parker: Well, you know, I mean, you gotta
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say, I'm TCB, baby.
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>> Freddy: Oh, yeah.
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>> Landon: But you would put me in a headlock. She actually, uh, did a, uh,
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wrestling.
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>> Parker: Oh.
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>> Parker: Oh, no. She. I, um, know.
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>> Parker: Hey, dude, I don't don't sic her on us, man. We can't handle
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that.
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I noticed you had bulked up. You must have been, you guys must have been wrestling
651
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a little bit.
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>> Parker: Wrestling.
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>> Landon: Funny enough. Um, we volunteer at the,
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uh, YMCA sometimes, but I been
655
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really busy lately. Uh, but also we
656
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volunteer at the, uh, these pantries
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and, um, Berwyn and, uh,
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like, there's people that come to get food
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and, like, they. We have to help them
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carry the carts and stuff up the stairs because they're so
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heavy. And, you know, I'm six foot two and a half
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and, you know, like 200 whatever
663
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pounds, you know, so I, you know, I'm, you know, they're like,
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oh, my God, this guy looks like, like Elvis, and he carries the
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stuff.
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>> Parker: You know, like, sing to me, carry my
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stuff out.
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>> Freddy: I'm watching your promo video right now, and.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: You got one with the kids?
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>> Parker: Yeah, with the kids. Yeah. It's
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funny.
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>> Freddy: You throw the balloons in them and stuff.
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>> Landon: No, I actually made that recent. Actually,
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I did it pretty quick.
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>> Parker: It was not bad.
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>> Landon: I was like an hour to make.
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>> Parker: It, but it was.
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>> Landon: That was a fun show. We actually didn't know at first, but it
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was. Ended up being a birthday party for this girl
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who, uh, Elvis fan.
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>> Parker: And it was the cutest thing, but.
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>> Landon: They kept throwing the guitars or, like, the inflatable
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guitars, balloons, and I
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kept, uh, I was actually out of breath towards the end, but I
686
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kept kicking them back at them.
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I kept kicking, you know.
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>> Parker: Yeah, you got to take one of them out.
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>> Freddy: Hey, come on, girl.
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>> Parker: Stop it. Oh, that.
691
00:27:55,596 --> 00:27:58,588
>> Landon: Yeah, that's kind of my kicks are kind of a liability in a way.
692
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:01,580
>> Parker: No, I see the bell bottoms accentuate
693
00:28:01,612 --> 00:28:04,572
the kicking action. So these aren't bell bottoms, but I.
694
00:28:04,588 --> 00:28:07,556
>> Landon: Got to get the other ones awash. That used them the
695
00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:10,508
last show, man. Elvis is sweat a
696
00:28:10,516 --> 00:28:10,732
lot.
697
00:28:10,788 --> 00:28:12,224
>> Parker: Yeah, dude, you got a.
698
00:28:15,364 --> 00:28:18,306
>> Landon: Makeup, stays on the hair. Well, this
699
00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:19,530
is my own hair now.
700
00:28:19,642 --> 00:28:20,762
>> Parker: Right before.
701
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>> Freddy: I.
702
00:28:23,594 --> 00:28:25,002
>> Parker: Remember the last time we talked.
703
00:28:25,018 --> 00:28:26,458
>> Parker: To, you were getting the wigs.
704
00:28:26,506 --> 00:28:27,374
>> Parker: Yeah, you were.
705
00:28:28,154 --> 00:28:31,074
>> Landon: I found that regular hair. And if you're
706
00:28:31,114 --> 00:28:33,414
that dedicated, you should just do your.
707
00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:37,242
>> Parker: Yeah, I mean, if you got weird, you
708
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:39,746
know? Right.
709
00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:42,762
So do you go to,
710
00:28:42,778 --> 00:28:45,578
like, a special, like. That's gonna sound dumb,
711
00:28:45,626 --> 00:28:48,258
man. Do you go to, like, an Elvis
712
00:28:48,386 --> 00:28:51,254
stylist or do you find, like, an old lady in town?
713
00:28:52,394 --> 00:28:54,930
So, like, the oldest Barbara down.
714
00:28:55,082 --> 00:28:57,682
>> Landon: When I did the wigs, I went to a few different places.
715
00:28:57,738 --> 00:28:58,314
>> Parker: Right.
716
00:28:58,474 --> 00:29:01,082
>> Landon: But, uh, uh, I haven't honestly went in a while.
717
00:29:01,138 --> 00:29:03,978
I honestly, when the front would get long, I would cut it a
718
00:29:03,986 --> 00:29:06,522
little. But I've always let the sides in the back grow,
719
00:29:06,658 --> 00:29:09,602
and it's worked for me. I haven't really gotten a haircut in
720
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a while.
721
00:29:10,394 --> 00:29:10,590
>> Parker: Wow.
722
00:29:10,590 --> 00:29:11,800
>> Parker: Uh, it looks good, man.
723
00:29:11,952 --> 00:29:12,264
>> Parker: Right?
724
00:29:12,304 --> 00:29:14,872
>> Landon: I have to use a lot of pomade in the back so it doesn't
725
00:29:14,968 --> 00:29:15,804
totally.
726
00:29:16,944 --> 00:29:17,896
>> Parker: You don't want to.
727
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,164
>> Freddy: Dan, man,
728
00:29:26,624 --> 00:29:29,344
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Every, uh, time
729
00:29:29,384 --> 00:29:32,176
I. I did it to my mom, she said something about Paul
730
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,324
made. I'm a different dead man.
731
00:29:34,744 --> 00:29:36,680
>> Parker: That's from what old brother are, though.
732
00:29:36,832 --> 00:29:37,564
>> Parker: Yeah.
733
00:29:38,784 --> 00:29:41,784
>> Parker: The thing was, you did it. That you were, like, serious. Like, how does
734
00:29:41,824 --> 00:29:42,564
they know?
735
00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,044
>> Parker: That's funny.
736
00:29:47,424 --> 00:29:50,192
So. So, Landon, you said, uh, you got
737
00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:52,696
a show up, um, this. This week, upcoming?
738
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:52,880
>> Parker: Um.
739
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,784
>> Landon: Um, yeah, I'm doing, uh, uh, the wine cafe
740
00:29:55,824 --> 00:29:58,780
on Friday in Wilmington from seven to nine. And then, um,
741
00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:01,440
um, the Aurora Turner's
742
00:30:01,472 --> 00:30:03,920
club. It's a private show, but it's, uh.
743
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,536
Uh. I guess they do a lot of
744
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,650
turning. I don't know.
745
00:30:07,752 --> 00:30:10,182
>> Parker: No, just turning.
746
00:30:10,278 --> 00:30:12,926
>> Landon: No, I'm just kidding. I think it's like a
747
00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:15,758
frisbee or something. But, uh, they're doing something there
748
00:30:15,806 --> 00:30:16,830
for the grouper.
749
00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:19,830
>> Parker: So you're gonna get there. They're gonna be like, it's the fifth left. Just
750
00:30:19,862 --> 00:30:21,822
keep going left. I'm just turning it.
751
00:30:21,838 --> 00:30:22,086
>> Parker: Turning.
752
00:30:22,110 --> 00:30:23,834
>> Parker: They're like. Now you get it
753
00:30:24,974 --> 00:30:26,046
now you're welcome.
754
00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:27,870
>> Landon: Very interesting show.
755
00:30:28,062 --> 00:30:28,846
>> Parker: It'll be weird.
756
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>> Landon: I think I'm just insane, you know, just spinning in circles the
757
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whole show. Not even saying for 3 hours
758
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:34,954
straight.
759
00:30:34,994 --> 00:30:35,694
>> Parker: You know?
760
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>> Parker: That's how it goes, man. Well, check out, like you said again, please check out
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Landon at Landon James eta.com.
762
00:30:41,914 --> 00:30:44,770
Of course. Follow him on facebook. You guys live stream
763
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:47,280
most of your shows. Um,
764
00:30:47,714 --> 00:30:50,410
a lot of them, yeah. So check them out. You can, of course, watch
765
00:30:50,442 --> 00:30:52,340
him. Super talented guy.
766
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Uh, landy, we're going to take a quick break. Do you want to hang out with us through the
767
00:30:55,290 --> 00:30:56,946
break, or you got somewhere to go?
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>> Parker: No, I'm all good. Okay.
769
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>> Parker: Let's take a quick break. We'll be back, uh, in like, two minutes,
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00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:04,486
uh, with some more of the black Lincoln collective podcast. The
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00:31:04,510 --> 00:31:07,126
Black Lincoln collective podcast will return.
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00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:08,478
>> Parker: After a word, uh, from our
773
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sponsorship.
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Mhm.
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00:31:46,094 --> 00:31:48,286
Oh, lord. What are trolls?
776
00:31:48,310 --> 00:31:49,950
>> Parker: To James bat monsters.
777
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:53,142
Welcome back to the show. We
778
00:31:53,158 --> 00:31:55,638
are so glad you joined us. We're still being
779
00:31:55,686 --> 00:31:57,214
joined by Leila James.
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>> Parker: Sorry.
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>> Parker: We were having some banter off, uh, the record,
782
00:32:00,414 --> 00:32:03,366
and we just wanted to know. So we're trying
783
00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:05,474
to find the right groups on Facebook to join.
784
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,440
>> Parker: Uh.
785
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>> Parker: So thank you for coming back with us.
786
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:14,630
So happy you're here. I know. We do this every time
787
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with you, and I want to do it again. We're going to play a game.
788
00:32:17,934 --> 00:32:18,646
>> Parker: Yeah.
789
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>> Parker: So, and I. This is a sneaking game, because nobody knew we were going to
790
00:32:21,726 --> 00:32:24,390
do this except for. Well, Fred and Alan probably didn't
791
00:32:24,422 --> 00:32:27,374
remember I told you guys we were gonna
792
00:32:27,414 --> 00:32:28,914
do. Would you rather. Tonight.
793
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>> Parker: Oh, so that's why I got that in the notes.
794
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>> Freddy: Oh, that was.
795
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I know. What would you rather? Would what?
796
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>> Parker: You don't know what would you rather is.
797
00:32:38,598 --> 00:32:40,234
>> Freddy: Yeah, I do now.
798
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>> Parker: It's literally, I say, would you rather do this or that?
799
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>> Parker: And then you have to decide.
800
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>> Parker: It's a very complicated game.
801
00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:49,374
>> Freddy: It's a very complicated premise.
802
00:32:49,454 --> 00:32:50,598
>> Parker: Wait, what are the rules?
803
00:32:50,686 --> 00:32:51,006
>> Landon: Non.
804
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>> Parker: The rules are don't talk
805
00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:54,794
to Fred.
806
00:32:56,564 --> 00:32:58,052
All right, so we're gonna do this.
807
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>> Parker: I'm gonna.
808
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>> Parker: We're gonna ask. I'm gonna. I have a bunch of these. And we'll plow
809
00:33:01,516 --> 00:33:03,108
through them. I'll try to find the best one.
810
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>> Parker: Through them?
811
00:33:03,844 --> 00:33:06,380
>> Parker: Yeah, through them, baby. So, Dan
812
00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:07,144
rather.
813
00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:10,700
There you go. Let's do that. Yeah, right.
814
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>> Parker: That. Uh. Uh.
815
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>> Parker: So, yeah, we'll do this. I want to ask everybody, what would you rather do? And if you
816
00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:17,524
have a reason, that would be good.
817
00:33:17,644 --> 00:33:17,876
>> Parker: So.
818
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>> Parker: But first we'll answer what we all would do, and then
819
00:33:20,956 --> 00:33:23,256
if we have a reason, you can tell it. Okay.
820
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All right. So would you rather have
821
00:33:26,312 --> 00:33:28,976
the ability to see ten minutes in the
822
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,240
future or
823
00:33:31,272 --> 00:33:33,644
150 years into the future?
824
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Am I mortal?
825
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>> Parker: What?
826
00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:45,644
>> Freddy: Am I immortal?
827
00:33:46,144 --> 00:33:49,136
>> Parker: No, you're not immortal. Would you rather have the ability to see ten minutes into
828
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,970
the future or 150 years in the future? I would say
829
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ten minutes.
830
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>> Freddy: Can I do it more than once?
831
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>> Parker: You do as much as you want.
832
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,050
>> Landon: I'm not going to be here.
833
00:34:02,122 --> 00:34:03,494
>> Freddy: Right, right.
834
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>> Landon: Unless they, you know, I'm.
835
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>> Parker: No, that's what I'm saying. But then. But what if you looked 150
836
00:34:08,834 --> 00:34:11,066
years in the future and you were there? Then you'd be like, whoa.
837
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>> Landon: Well, then, yeah, I would definitely.
838
00:34:12,610 --> 00:34:15,602
>> Parker: That's weird. I got more than
839
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:16,974
I wanted for this wish.
840
00:34:17,544 --> 00:34:18,048
>> Parker: Yeah.
841
00:34:18,136 --> 00:34:18,680
>> Freddy: Ten minutes.
842
00:34:18,752 --> 00:34:21,688
>> Parker: Ten minutes. Ten minutes makes more sense because, like, why would you want.
843
00:34:21,736 --> 00:34:22,280
You know what I mean?
844
00:34:22,312 --> 00:34:24,404
So, all right, would you rather.
845
00:34:25,024 --> 00:34:25,360
>> Parker: This.
846
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>> Parker: This is actually a pretty decent one for fellas. Would you rather team
847
00:34:28,416 --> 00:34:30,952
up with Wonder Woman or with Captain
848
00:34:31,008 --> 00:34:31,684
Marvel?
849
00:34:32,744 --> 00:34:33,884
>> Parker: Oh, Wonder Woman.
850
00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:39,204
Definitely Wonder Woman.
851
00:34:39,504 --> 00:34:42,280
>> Freddy: Neither. They'll kill you.
852
00:34:42,472 --> 00:34:43,124
>> Parker: No.
853
00:34:43,264 --> 00:34:46,084
>> Parker: Well, yeah, but what
854
00:34:46,124 --> 00:34:47,504
a way to die.
855
00:34:50,444 --> 00:34:51,624
>> Parker: What about you?
856
00:34:53,004 --> 00:34:54,344
>> Parker: Captain Marvel.
857
00:34:54,844 --> 00:34:56,504
>> Parker: Captain Marvel. I get it.
858
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>> Parker: Captain Marvel's a dude.
859
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,244
Uh, comics it's a dude.
860
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>> Parker: I'm obviously talking about the lady, uh.
861
00:35:09,284 --> 00:35:12,050
>> Parker: Wonder Woman, because she didn't kill that
862
00:35:12,082 --> 00:35:14,906
dude. That Steve whatever her boyfriend was right.
863
00:35:15,010 --> 00:35:15,818
>> Parker: Steve whatever.
864
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:16,410
>> Parker: Yeah.
865
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>> Parker: Steve Harvey.
866
00:35:17,274 --> 00:35:18,282
>> Freddy: Steve Rogers.
867
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>> Parker: Steve.
868
00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:21,054
>> Parker: Pretty sure. Steve Harvey.
869
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>> Parker: Steve Harvey.
870
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>> Parker: The family feud.
871
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>> Parker: Yeah, that guy.
872
00:35:28,354 --> 00:35:29,466
>> Parker: Survey says.
873
00:35:29,570 --> 00:35:30,890
>> Parker: Imagine the lasso on it.
874
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,494
Okay, so would you rather.
875
00:35:33,754 --> 00:35:36,234
Would you rather be forced to sing
876
00:35:36,274 --> 00:35:38,786
along or dance to every song you
877
00:35:38,810 --> 00:35:39,374
hear?
878
00:35:40,224 --> 00:35:41,004
>> Landon: Dance?
879
00:35:42,464 --> 00:35:45,272
>> Parker: You would rather have to. You sing for a job?
880
00:35:45,408 --> 00:35:48,176
>> Landon: No, but if it's some song, um, I don't like. I don't want to be
881
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:48,784
forced to sing.
882
00:35:48,824 --> 00:35:51,544
>> Parker: Well, you have to. You know, are they. So are they pit
883
00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:52,768
bull or.
884
00:35:52,816 --> 00:35:53,600
>> Parker: They were. Any song.
885
00:35:53,632 --> 00:35:54,360
>> Parker: It's every song.
886
00:35:54,392 --> 00:35:55,848
>> Freddy: Any song was the song.
887
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>> Parker: Any song, you know.
888
00:35:57,744 --> 00:35:58,592
>> Landon: Oh, no.
889
00:35:58,728 --> 00:35:59,000
>> Parker: Here.
890
00:35:59,032 --> 00:36:01,880
>> Landon: Sorry, I gotta get into this. No, but actually, besides Elvis, I
891
00:36:01,912 --> 00:36:04,824
listened to Bob Marley, I listened to
892
00:36:04,864 --> 00:36:06,374
Dave Matthews band,
893
00:36:08,194 --> 00:36:10,642
I listen to jazz music. All the
894
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different.
895
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>> Parker: Okay, would you rather. Okay, let's just say
896
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every song you hear is gonna be a Taylor Swift
897
00:36:18,082 --> 00:36:20,986
song. Because I went on a field trip
898
00:36:21,010 --> 00:36:23,914
today with a bunch of young ladies, and all of
899
00:36:23,954 --> 00:36:26,690
them just talked about Taylor Swift.
900
00:36:26,762 --> 00:36:29,054
>> Landon: They're probably say sing for sure.
901
00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:31,662
>> Parker: Uh, I sang to them and they loved it.
902
00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:32,686
>> Freddy: Yes, they did.
903
00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:33,354
>> Parker: Right.
904
00:36:34,454 --> 00:36:36,594
>> Parker: I pretended I didn't know who Taylor Swift was.
905
00:36:37,380 --> 00:36:39,230
>> Landon: M. But I would dance for sure.
906
00:36:39,302 --> 00:36:39,598
>> Parker: Dance.
907
00:36:39,646 --> 00:36:39,862
>> Parker: Okay.
908
00:36:39,878 --> 00:36:40,894
>> Parker: What about you, Fred?
909
00:36:41,054 --> 00:36:43,794
>> Freddy: No, uh, I'm singing, man. I got bad knees.
910
00:36:45,334 --> 00:36:46,278
>> Parker: My knees hurt.
911
00:36:46,326 --> 00:36:48,006
>> Parker: It's a good way to get cardio in the friend.
912
00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:49,438
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
913
00:36:49,486 --> 00:36:50,710
>> Parker: I dance. I dance.
914
00:36:50,782 --> 00:36:51,534
>> Parker: Alan would dance.
915
00:36:51,614 --> 00:36:54,214
>> Freddy: I get my cardio on with Captain Marvel.
916
00:36:54,334 --> 00:36:54,900
>> Parker: There you go. Uh.
917
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,942
>> Parker: There you go. Save those knees.
918
00:36:57,118 --> 00:36:59,394
>> Parker: So this your case, is Captain Marvel?
919
00:37:00,044 --> 00:37:01,540
Because you never give us an answer.
920
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:04,000
>> Freddy: I gotta get. If I gotta do one.
921
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>> Parker: Uh. All right, all right.
922
00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:06,484
>> Parker: Well, how about this, Fred?
923
00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:06,724
>> Parker: How.
924
00:37:06,764 --> 00:37:08,892
>> Parker: Here's what to would you.
925
00:37:08,908 --> 00:37:09,140
>> Parker: Yeah.
926
00:37:09,172 --> 00:37:10,304
>> Parker: If I forced.
927
00:37:11,724 --> 00:37:14,660
Shucks. I have to do this for my
928
00:37:14,692 --> 00:37:17,380
country. The
929
00:37:17,412 --> 00:37:19,144
president called me and I have to.
930
00:37:22,924 --> 00:37:25,676
Okay. Would you rather be in jail for five
931
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:28,294
years or be in a coma, uh, for ten?
932
00:37:29,274 --> 00:37:32,130
>> Freddy: Oh, man, he's done that.
933
00:37:32,282 --> 00:37:33,562
What kind of jail?
934
00:37:33,738 --> 00:37:36,634
>> Parker: Just j. I like that you think that I like.
935
00:37:36,674 --> 00:37:37,290
I know all this.
936
00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:37,818
>> Parker: Well, these.
937
00:37:37,906 --> 00:37:38,894
>> Parker: It's a question.
938
00:37:40,914 --> 00:37:42,346
>> Freddy: I need specific.
939
00:37:42,530 --> 00:37:45,450
>> Parker: Okay. Would you rather go to the state penitentiary?
940
00:37:45,642 --> 00:37:46,722
>> Freddy: Okay, that's.
941
00:37:46,778 --> 00:37:49,570
>> Parker: Or be in a coma for one decade?
942
00:37:49,722 --> 00:37:51,454
>> Freddy: Is that a class a?
943
00:37:51,874 --> 00:37:54,754
>> Parker: Are there classes of coma? Oh, okay. I thought you were coma
944
00:37:54,874 --> 00:37:55,178
class.
945
00:37:55,226 --> 00:37:57,294
>> Parker: What the class is. That's glass.
946
00:37:57,334 --> 00:37:58,710
>> Freddy: A cold. You put your eyes, uh, open.
947
00:37:58,742 --> 00:38:00,194
>> Parker: That's what you could hear, like.
948
00:38:00,654 --> 00:38:01,102
>> Parker: Yeah.
949
00:38:01,158 --> 00:38:02,190
>> Parker: That's what you can still taste.
950
00:38:02,222 --> 00:38:02,574
>> Parker: And eat.
951
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,662
>> Parker: But a coma, yeah, that's what you get.
952
00:38:04,758 --> 00:38:05,630
>> Parker: You know what's going on.
953
00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:06,234
>> Parker: Yeah.
954
00:38:11,774 --> 00:38:14,766
>> Freddy: Like, you gonna, you're gonna see that, uh, you're gonna see every day
955
00:38:14,790 --> 00:38:17,742
of those five years, right? And a coma, it would
956
00:38:17,758 --> 00:38:20,286
just be. But it was just, wait, do we.
957
00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:22,966
>> Parker: Know that that's what it is? Do you know that
958
00:38:23,110 --> 00:38:24,832
you're just sleeping that.
959
00:38:24,968 --> 00:38:26,040
>> Parker: Good point. It is.
960
00:38:26,112 --> 00:38:28,152
>> Parker: Cuz I don't know. I've never been in a coma.
961
00:38:28,248 --> 00:38:31,000
>> Freddy: Never been in a coma either. But I would have to expect,
962
00:38:31,152 --> 00:38:31,456
heck.
963
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,664
>> Parker: We could be in a coma right now and not know it.
964
00:38:33,784 --> 00:38:34,272
>> Freddy: Yeah.
965
00:38:34,368 --> 00:38:35,616
>> Parker: This all be a dream.
966
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:36,964
>> Parker: That's a matrix.
967
00:38:37,584 --> 00:38:38,272
>> Parker: Okay.
968
00:38:38,368 --> 00:38:39,664
>> Freddy: Matrix is real.
969
00:38:39,824 --> 00:38:42,776
>> Landon: But honestly, I would rather pick the coma because, you
970
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,364
know, prison, you know.
971
00:38:48,544 --> 00:38:50,020
>> Parker: You don't know if you're gonna survive.
972
00:38:50,112 --> 00:38:52,704
>> Parker: You know, you may be Captain Marvel.
973
00:38:54,324 --> 00:38:57,188
>> Landon: I like to think I'm tough, but, you know, it's.
974
00:38:57,276 --> 00:38:59,436
>> Parker: I think I would take the. Probably as well.
975
00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:01,300
>> Landon: I'll take the coma for sure.
976
00:39:01,492 --> 00:39:04,396
>> Parker: I would rather just be like, hey, went to sleep, woke up. Oh,
977
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:06,068
it's 20, whatever it is.
978
00:39:06,196 --> 00:39:07,996
>> Freddy: Yeah, it is.
979
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,372
>> Parker: Now maybe I am in a coma.
980
00:39:09,468 --> 00:39:12,468
>> Freddy: That would be weird though, like to wake up, like flying
981
00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:14,504
cars and shit. Like, I mean,
982
00:39:15,524 --> 00:39:16,292
technology.
983
00:39:16,468 --> 00:39:19,172
>> Parker: Imagine though, like hopefully figured out
984
00:39:19,228 --> 00:39:19,492
in.
985
00:39:19,548 --> 00:39:22,226
>> Freddy: Ten years, like, yeah, you missed the
986
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:22,786
whole.
987
00:39:22,930 --> 00:39:25,734
>> Parker: They're like, uh, we've given you make a revolutionary war.
988
00:39:27,394 --> 00:39:30,306
Congratulations, Mister Houston. You woke up ten years
989
00:39:30,330 --> 00:39:33,082
later and you finally got your robot penis attachment.
990
00:39:33,178 --> 00:39:35,334
>> Parker: You wake up and it starts,
991
00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:36,658
oh.
992
00:39:36,746 --> 00:39:37,934
>> Parker: It was worth it.
993
00:39:38,314 --> 00:39:40,466
>> Freddy: You wake up and it's the start of walking dead.
994
00:39:40,530 --> 00:39:42,138
>> Parker: Like, I'm glad I ran out in.
995
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:42,594
>> Parker: Front of that shit.
996
00:39:42,634 --> 00:39:43,734
>> Freddy: What the fuck?
997
00:39:44,274 --> 00:39:45,258
>> Parker: It's already over.
998
00:39:45,306 --> 00:39:47,552
>> Parker: You're like, uh, yeah, but you can.
999
00:39:47,568 --> 00:39:49,120
>> Parker: Bin watch, binge watch it.
1000
00:39:49,232 --> 00:39:51,164
>> Freddy: Trump's dictator. Like.
1001
00:39:53,464 --> 00:39:56,352
>> Parker: What can you imagine if it had done? Like
1002
00:39:56,528 --> 00:39:58,728
2016, you went into a coma in
1003
00:39:58,736 --> 00:40:00,536
2015, right?
1004
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,960
>> Parker: In 2015. And you wake up next year and you.
1005
00:40:02,992 --> 00:40:04,224
>> Parker: Yeah, you wake up next year and.
1006
00:40:04,264 --> 00:40:06,164
>> Parker: You would not believe that
1007
00:40:07,144 --> 00:40:08,520
everyone is screwing with me.
1008
00:40:08,552 --> 00:40:10,536
>> Freddy: Oh, yeah, that happened.
1009
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,324
>> Parker: Yeah. Uh, he did it.
1010
00:40:13,364 --> 00:40:13,944
>> Parker: Yeah.
1011
00:40:14,764 --> 00:40:17,580
>> Parker: We don't want to. You, we don't need. I don't want to get you any trouble.
1012
00:40:17,732 --> 00:40:20,064
So would you rather
1013
00:40:20,564 --> 00:40:23,340
be chronically underdressed or
1014
00:40:23,372 --> 00:40:25,144
chronically overdressed?
1015
00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:26,596
>> Landon: Overdressed, for sure.
1016
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:28,900
>> Parker: That means every time, every time you went
1017
00:40:28,932 --> 00:40:31,196
somewhere overdressed, underdressed or
1018
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,716
overdressed? Overdressed. I agree with overdressed.
1019
00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:36,308
>> Landon: Cause I always wear when I do the Elvis shows.
1020
00:40:36,356 --> 00:40:39,268
>> Parker: There are few things worse than feeling underdressed in a situation,
1021
00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:39,772
right?
1022
00:40:39,868 --> 00:40:40,212
>> Parker: Yeah.
1023
00:40:40,268 --> 00:40:42,820
>> Landon: You know what's so funny. There's actually a spider right over
1024
00:40:42,852 --> 00:40:43,392
there.
1025
00:40:43,548 --> 00:40:44,800
>> Freddy: Oh, whoa.
1026
00:40:44,872 --> 00:40:47,616
>> Parker: Hey, man, we don't know who you're pointing
1027
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:47,992
at.
1028
00:40:48,088 --> 00:40:51,056
>> Parker: Yeah, it's a dead one,
1029
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:51,744
dude. It.
1030
00:40:51,864 --> 00:40:54,480
>> Parker: Oh, he just bring the spider over for us.
1031
00:40:54,552 --> 00:40:56,008
>> Freddy: Killer Elvis style.
1032
00:40:56,176 --> 00:40:57,044
>> Parker: There you go.
1033
00:41:02,784 --> 00:41:03,704
Got him.
1034
00:41:03,864 --> 00:41:05,968
>> Landon: I actually used my computer case and just.
1035
00:41:06,016 --> 00:41:08,456
>> Parker: What I know.
1036
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,014
>> Landon: I had nothing else to grab.
1037
00:41:10,144 --> 00:41:11,414
>> Parker: Hey, TCB.
1038
00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:12,802
>> Parker: There you go.
1039
00:41:12,858 --> 00:41:15,818
>> Landon: It'll business in the flesh. Elvis
1040
00:41:15,866 --> 00:41:18,618
always did say that. And also he always said, keep
1041
00:41:18,666 --> 00:41:21,578
on carrying the torch. You know he always
1042
00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:23,330
said that. And keep fighting.
1043
00:41:23,362 --> 00:41:25,722
>> Parker: And not a spider fan. That's why he's like, burn the
1044
00:41:25,738 --> 00:41:27,866
spiders, carry the torch always.
1045
00:41:27,970 --> 00:41:29,570
>> Landon: No, I'm like, if you're looking for.
1046
00:41:29,602 --> 00:41:31,854
>> Parker: Trouble, you get it, right? Please.
1047
00:41:33,954 --> 00:41:36,790
>> Parker: Poor spider. He didn't even know.
1048
00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:39,274
Or she. I don't want to assume the spider's gender.
1049
00:41:39,654 --> 00:41:42,074
So would you rather
1050
00:41:43,014 --> 00:41:45,734
give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your
1051
00:41:45,774 --> 00:41:46,382
life?
1052
00:41:46,558 --> 00:41:46,894
>> Parker: No.
1053
00:41:46,934 --> 00:41:49,622
>> Parker: Or give up the Internet for the rest of your life? I would
1054
00:41:49,638 --> 00:41:50,974
100 give up the Internet.
1055
00:41:51,054 --> 00:41:53,094
>> Parker: Yeah. Internet. Internet.
1056
00:41:53,254 --> 00:41:55,640
>> Parker: I gotta have heating and ac. I can't m.
1057
00:41:56,494 --> 00:41:57,878
It's horrible when it's over.
1058
00:41:57,926 --> 00:41:58,414
>> Landon: Hotter.
1059
00:41:58,494 --> 00:41:59,598
>> Freddy: I can't do it. I can.
1060
00:41:59,646 --> 00:42:02,582
>> Parker: I can living, like, if I'm living in
1061
00:42:02,598 --> 00:42:05,522
San Diego, if I'm in San Diego, I'll take, I'll
1062
00:42:05,538 --> 00:42:06,578
take the Internet.
1063
00:42:06,746 --> 00:42:07,170
>> Freddy: Right?
1064
00:42:07,242 --> 00:42:07,300
>> Parker: Yeah.
1065
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:09,898
>> Parker: Uh, sure. Yeah. Well, but
1066
00:42:09,946 --> 00:42:12,866
assuming you're not assuming you're where
1067
00:42:12,890 --> 00:42:15,682
Landon is, or even where we are, where it gets to be
1068
00:42:15,698 --> 00:42:18,618
98 in the summer, and for him, what is
1069
00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:21,614
it, like, negative something in the winter for you guys?
1070
00:42:22,154 --> 00:42:24,970
>> Landon: Not just probably like twenties, thirties
1071
00:42:25,082 --> 00:42:25,734
enough.
1072
00:42:26,234 --> 00:42:29,186
>> Parker: Too cold. A lot of snow, though. You get snow? We don't get any
1073
00:42:29,210 --> 00:42:29,760
of that.
1074
00:42:29,882 --> 00:42:32,820
>> Parker: Oh, yeah, we didn't get any this year. No South
1075
00:42:32,852 --> 00:42:35,544
Carolina, no snow. The only state in the.
1076
00:42:37,484 --> 00:42:38,324
>> Parker: Is that right?
1077
00:42:38,404 --> 00:42:38,708
>> Parker: Yeah.
1078
00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:39,700
>> Parker: Wow, look at that.
1079
00:42:39,732 --> 00:42:39,972
>> Parker: Failed.
1080
00:42:39,988 --> 00:42:42,924
>> Parker: Another one. Well, would you. Would you
1081
00:42:42,964 --> 00:42:45,904
rather swim in a pool full of nutella
1082
00:42:46,204 --> 00:42:48,224
or a pool full of maple syrup?
1083
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,548
>> Landon: Nutella.
1084
00:42:50,716 --> 00:42:51,084
>> Parker: Yeah.
1085
00:42:51,124 --> 00:42:52,064
>> Freddy: Nutella.
1086
00:42:53,644 --> 00:42:55,164
>> Parker: Yeah, cuz. Maple syrup.
1087
00:42:55,324 --> 00:42:55,732
>> Parker: Yeah.
1088
00:42:55,788 --> 00:42:57,180
>> Freddy: Swimming in neither one of them.
1089
00:42:57,252 --> 00:42:57,864
>> Parker: No.
1090
00:42:58,404 --> 00:42:59,556
>> Landon: You know, uh, okay.
1091
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:01,164
>> Parker: A kiddie pool of those.
1092
00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:02,036
>> Parker: Okay.
1093
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,764
>> Landon: There's those candies, though. Uh, uh, faro
1094
00:43:04,804 --> 00:43:05,356
Roche.
1095
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:05,570
>> Parker: Ah.
1096
00:43:05,570 --> 00:43:06,740
>> Parker: Uh, I love those things.
1097
00:43:06,852 --> 00:43:09,364
>> Landon: Oh, those are my favorite. My mom got me some
1098
00:43:09,404 --> 00:43:12,388
freestyle. You know, I'm an only child. My mom always,
1099
00:43:12,516 --> 00:43:15,116
since I was a little kid, always give me, like, the easter baskets and
1100
00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:17,444
stuff. She got my, uh, girlfriend.
1101
00:43:17,484 --> 00:43:20,356
>> Parker: Somebody gives you ferrero roches. They love you.
1102
00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:21,148
Oh, yeah.
1103
00:43:21,276 --> 00:43:23,992
>> Landon: No, but, like, it has that hazelnut
1104
00:43:24,088 --> 00:43:26,296
chocolate, like Nutella and I.
1105
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,208
>> Parker: Well, that's. What is it?
1106
00:43:27,216 --> 00:43:28,404
>> Parker: Is nutella. Inside?
1107
00:43:29,584 --> 00:43:31,790
Yeah. They're made by,
1108
00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:34,520
uh. Makes it amazing.
1109
00:43:34,592 --> 00:43:35,696
>> Parker: Nutella.
1110
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:36,644
>> Parker: Wow.
1111
00:43:37,224 --> 00:43:38,160
>> Parker: I should.
1112
00:43:38,352 --> 00:43:41,220
>> Parker: I don't know how you say it. How do you say it landed nut.
1113
00:43:41,220 --> 00:43:41,540
>> Freddy: Uh.
1114
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:41,856
>> Parker: Oh.
1115
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,364
>> Landon: Pharaoh roche.
1116
00:43:45,504 --> 00:43:48,368
>> Parker: Is a nutella. Or nutella? Because I'm pretty sure it's.
1117
00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:51,194
>> Landon: I said, not now. I'm confused.
1118
00:43:59,894 --> 00:44:01,794
>> Freddy: I say, uh, vegemite.
1119
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,990
>> Parker: Give you a vegemite sandwich.
1120
00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,034
Sandwich.
1121
00:44:06,334 --> 00:44:06,966
>> Parker: That's right.
1122
00:44:07,030 --> 00:44:10,022
All right, so this is a pretty easy. Well, okay, I got
1123
00:44:10,078 --> 00:44:13,030
a few more for you guys. Okay, sure. I feel like this is an easy
1124
00:44:13,062 --> 00:44:16,030
one. Would you rather buy ten things you don't need every time
1125
00:44:16,062 --> 00:44:19,038
you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go
1126
00:44:19,046 --> 00:44:19,508
to the store?
1127
00:44:19,566 --> 00:44:20,808
>> Parker: Shit, I do that now.
1128
00:44:20,976 --> 00:44:22,964
>> Freddy: Always forget one thing.
1129
00:44:23,384 --> 00:44:24,164
Yeah.
1130
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,832
>> Parker: Uh, no, dude, I would never want to do that.
1131
00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:28,880
>> Freddy: No, I would do one thing.
1132
00:44:29,072 --> 00:44:31,976
>> Parker: Forget. You either buy ten extra things every time you go to the store
1133
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,824
or forget the one thing that you went for.
1134
00:44:33,944 --> 00:44:36,408
>> Landon: I'd rather have more than have to go back.
1135
00:44:36,536 --> 00:44:39,270
>> Parker: Right. I'd rather get ten extra things that I don't need. Uh,
1136
00:44:40,744 --> 00:44:41,928
I wouldn't go.
1137
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:42,844
>> Parker: Yeah.
1138
00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:49,088
>> Freddy: Baby, you know I can't go to the store. I'm always gonna forget
1139
00:44:49,136 --> 00:44:49,416
something.
1140
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,776
>> Parker: Yeah. You can't see that way.
1141
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,688
>> Parker: And maybe that works out. That's a good way to think about it.
1142
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:56,656
Is eventually your wife or, you know, a loved
1143
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,480
one would be like, uh, just stay home. I'll take care of it.
1144
00:44:59,592 --> 00:45:02,480
You're not gonna bring the. You're not gonna get the butter anyway.
1145
00:45:02,592 --> 00:45:05,004
Yeah, stay home. And you're like.
1146
00:45:05,344 --> 00:45:07,584
>> Freddy: And then she comes home with, like, ten extra
1147
00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:08,364
things.
1148
00:45:11,944 --> 00:45:13,204
>> Parker: I've been cursed.
1149
00:45:13,584 --> 00:45:14,224
>> Parker: Damn this.
1150
00:45:14,264 --> 00:45:17,064
>> Parker: Would you rather. All right, so
1151
00:45:17,184 --> 00:45:20,124
would you rather never be able to go out during the day
1152
00:45:20,664 --> 00:45:22,644
or never be able to go out at night?
1153
00:45:23,424 --> 00:45:26,240
Oh, Dracula
1154
00:45:26,272 --> 00:45:27,528
paradox. Sort of.
1155
00:45:27,656 --> 00:45:30,124
>> Freddy: Yeah, I would rather not go out in the day.
1156
00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:33,648
Uh, you too.
1157
00:45:33,696 --> 00:45:34,448
>> Parker: Same, Landon?
1158
00:45:34,536 --> 00:45:35,632
>> Landon: Oh, yeah, yeah.
1159
00:45:35,768 --> 00:45:36,088
>> Parker: Same.
1160
00:45:36,136 --> 00:45:38,976
>> Landon: Because I. In the entertainer life, it's more of a
1161
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:39,600
nightlife.
1162
00:45:39,672 --> 00:45:40,284
>> Parker: Sure.
1163
00:45:41,014 --> 00:45:43,966
>> Landon: Willie Nelson, Ray Price, they're old country singers. They
1164
00:45:43,990 --> 00:45:46,926
did those types of songs. But it's called nightlife. But
1165
00:45:46,950 --> 00:45:47,478
it literally.
1166
00:45:47,526 --> 00:45:49,150
>> Parker: It is, uh,
1167
00:45:51,334 --> 00:45:52,278
night. Nightlife.
1168
00:45:52,366 --> 00:45:53,434
>> Parker: I think that's it.
1169
00:45:57,734 --> 00:45:58,894
So close friend.
1170
00:45:59,054 --> 00:46:00,438
>> Freddy: That was a disco version.
1171
00:46:00,486 --> 00:46:01,674
>> Parker: That was a great song.
1172
00:46:05,414 --> 00:46:07,594
You're right, David. That's totally devlog.
1173
00:46:08,574 --> 00:46:11,544
So. All right. Would you. I
1174
00:46:11,584 --> 00:46:14,504
personally would be. I would rather go out during the day because
1175
00:46:14,544 --> 00:46:15,784
I'm an older man.
1176
00:46:15,824 --> 00:46:18,608
>> Parker: I like to go out there, like, oh, night.
1177
00:46:18,656 --> 00:46:20,672
>> Parker: I can't go anywhere. Go to sleep. Yeah.
1178
00:46:20,768 --> 00:46:22,352
>> Parker: They tell me go to the beach and.
1179
00:46:22,408 --> 00:46:25,376
>> Parker: Yeah, go to the beach. I can go. I would be like, it's too damn
1180
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,124
sunny.
1181
00:46:31,064 --> 00:46:33,840
Okay, so would you rather. This is a legit one.
1182
00:46:33,952 --> 00:46:36,846
Would you rather. And later, I'm gonna let you enter this one first. Would
1183
00:46:36,870 --> 00:46:39,566
you rather have a personal maid or a
1184
00:46:39,590 --> 00:46:40,634
personal chef?
1185
00:46:43,294 --> 00:46:44,514
That's a hard question.
1186
00:46:45,734 --> 00:46:48,550
>> Landon: That would be nice to, uh, you know, just ask someone to
1187
00:46:48,582 --> 00:46:51,510
cook something for me. Yeah, you know,
1188
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,022
but I actually enjoy cooking.
1189
00:46:53,078 --> 00:46:56,070
>> Parker: That's what I say. Cuz I feel like if I had a professional mate and my wife
1190
00:46:56,102 --> 00:46:59,022
would probably argue that she is a unpaid professional maid in
1191
00:46:59,038 --> 00:46:59,590
our life.
1192
00:46:59,702 --> 00:47:02,420
>> Landon: Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing. My girlfriend wouldn't
1193
00:47:02,542 --> 00:47:05,480
like me getting a personal maid.
1194
00:47:05,552 --> 00:47:07,800
She would be the one to clean in both of those.
1195
00:47:07,912 --> 00:47:08,472
>> Parker: Here's the shit.
1196
00:47:08,528 --> 00:47:10,344
>> Parker: Yeah, I would get the maid.
1197
00:47:10,464 --> 00:47:13,336
>> Parker: The maid could also wash the dishes. So if you wanted
1198
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:13,920
to cook.
1199
00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:15,776
>> Parker: Exactly. Let that bitch clean it off.
1200
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:18,764
>> Parker: M. Yeah, I love to cook, so I would be okay with that.
1201
00:47:20,104 --> 00:47:23,084
I wouldn't. But.
1202
00:47:25,664 --> 00:47:27,844
>> Parker: It just added possessed to the show.
1203
00:47:28,024 --> 00:47:29,024
>> Parker: There you go.
1204
00:47:29,604 --> 00:47:30,504
>> Parker: All right.
1205
00:47:30,964 --> 00:47:33,612
>> Freddy: Is the maid gonna wear a little french outfit?
1206
00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:34,756
>> Parker: I don't know, dude. The maid is.
1207
00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:36,468
>> Parker: No, she don't have to, man.
1208
00:47:36,596 --> 00:47:37,004
>> Parker: She.
1209
00:47:37,084 --> 00:47:38,464
>> Parker: I don't care, man.
1210
00:47:39,644 --> 00:47:41,828
>> Parker: She's a 67 year old german woman friend.
1211
00:47:41,876 --> 00:47:42,652
>> Parker: You know, you can wear.
1212
00:47:42,748 --> 00:47:44,024
>> Parker: You wear what you want.
1213
00:47:44,844 --> 00:47:47,740
>> Parker: You doubt fire, dear. That's right.
1214
00:47:47,852 --> 00:47:50,384
>> Parker: Hello, governor. I'm here to be your babe.
1215
00:47:51,724 --> 00:47:54,020
>> Parker: You're a dump fire. All, uh.
1216
00:47:54,020 --> 00:47:56,848
>> Parker: Right, here's one ripped from the headlines. Fred, would you rather
1217
00:47:56,896 --> 00:47:59,544
have Beyonce's talent or Jay Z's
1218
00:47:59,584 --> 00:48:01,044
business acumen?
1219
00:48:02,104 --> 00:48:03,656
>> Landon: Wait, Jay Z's what?
1220
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,520
>> Parker: Business acumen. So his ability to be
1221
00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:07,204
business.
1222
00:48:07,784 --> 00:48:08,624
>> Parker: To be business.
1223
00:48:08,704 --> 00:48:10,364
>> Parker: His adeptness at business.
1224
00:48:10,704 --> 00:48:13,152
>> Freddy: He's not a business man. He's a business
1225
00:48:13,328 --> 00:48:14,024
man.
1226
00:48:14,184 --> 00:48:14,884
>> Parker: Business.
1227
00:48:15,424 --> 00:48:17,644
>> Landon: Honestly, I don't know, because I don't.
1228
00:48:18,144 --> 00:48:20,632
I'm just gonna say Beyonce because she's a
1229
00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:21,324
singer.
1230
00:48:22,164 --> 00:48:24,784
>> Freddy: I mean, either way, you gonna get the money.
1231
00:48:25,444 --> 00:48:26,384
>> Parker: That's true.
1232
00:48:26,804 --> 00:48:29,780
All right, so I got two more. Uh, these are
1233
00:48:29,812 --> 00:48:32,620
good. So would you. This might be my favorite one
1234
00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:35,196
ever. And so, first of all. Okay,
1235
00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:38,196
so Fred and Alan and I feel like I already
1236
00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:40,604
know the answer to yours. Who would you say is your personal
1237
00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:43,492
hero? Like, is there someone that you look up
1238
00:48:43,508 --> 00:48:46,144
to? And you're like, that guy?
1239
00:48:47,224 --> 00:48:49,624
>> Freddy: Yeah, I mean, my stepdad, I guess.
1240
00:48:49,704 --> 00:48:50,364
>> Parker: Yeah.
1241
00:48:53,104 --> 00:48:53,624
>> Parker: Parker.
1242
00:48:53,664 --> 00:48:54,400
>> Parker: Stuck.
1243
00:48:54,592 --> 00:48:55,524
>> Parker: Is he
1244
00:48:58,824 --> 00:48:59,448
chinese?
1245
00:48:59,496 --> 00:49:00,324
>> Parker: Got him.
1246
00:49:01,584 --> 00:49:03,044
>> Freddy: They were like, you don't look.
1247
00:49:06,184 --> 00:49:06,536
>> Parker: All right.
1248
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:07,524
>> Freddy: This is Parker.
1249
00:49:08,784 --> 00:49:09,432
>> Parker: Me.
1250
00:49:09,568 --> 00:49:10,804
>> Parker: Oh, Parker.
1251
00:49:11,224 --> 00:49:13,804
>> Parker: I'm talking now. I'm, like,
1252
00:49:13,924 --> 00:49:15,024
very important.
1253
00:49:15,324 --> 00:49:15,820
>> Parker: Yeah.
1254
00:49:15,892 --> 00:49:18,876
>> Freddy: Freeze frame. Freeze
1255
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:19,544
frame.
1256
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:19,950
>> Parker: Uh.
1257
00:49:22,724 --> 00:49:23,812
>> Parker: What'd I miss?
1258
00:49:23,988 --> 00:49:25,264
>> Freddy: You brought him back.
1259
00:49:27,164 --> 00:49:29,564
>> Parker: It was in a ten year coma, it feels like, and nothing has
1260
00:49:29,604 --> 00:49:32,184
changed. So,
1261
00:49:32,804 --> 00:49:35,260
did you just play fart noises the whole time I was gone?
1262
00:49:35,372 --> 00:49:36,340
>> Parker: No, I played it once.
1263
00:49:36,372 --> 00:49:37,212
>> Parker: And you came back.
1264
00:49:37,268 --> 00:49:40,164
>> Freddy: Okay, well, you did the first I played, you came
1265
00:49:40,204 --> 00:49:40,944
right back.
1266
00:49:42,934 --> 00:49:45,926
>> Parker: So, I don't know. If you guys said miracle, who
1267
00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:48,154
would you guys consider to be your heroes?
1268
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:52,074
>> Freddy: Uh, before we were rudely interrupted, sorry.
1269
00:49:52,534 --> 00:49:54,954
>> Parker: I said mine would be Jack Black, probably.
1270
00:49:56,134 --> 00:49:57,230
>> Parker: Jack Black.
1271
00:49:57,382 --> 00:49:59,894
>> Parker: Yeah, he's a hero of mine. He's great guy, good
1272
00:49:59,934 --> 00:50:02,686
singer. Right. Well, I know
1273
00:50:02,710 --> 00:50:04,794
Atlanta. I'm gonna assume yours is gonna be Elvis.
1274
00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:09,274
>> Landon: Well, it's actually gonna say William Shakespeare. No, I'm kidding.
1275
00:50:11,054 --> 00:50:11,462
>> Parker: Fred.
1276
00:50:11,518 --> 00:50:12,234
>> Parker: Elvis.
1277
00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:14,148
>> Landon: I look up to Elvis.
1278
00:50:14,196 --> 00:50:16,344
>> Parker: Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't. He's a great guy again.
1279
00:50:16,684 --> 00:50:19,580
>> Landon: Yeah. People would argue. You know, he is
1280
00:50:19,612 --> 00:50:22,420
and isn't, but, you know, all of us are
1281
00:50:22,452 --> 00:50:25,224
human. We make mistakes. That's what I think,
1282
00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:26,212
you know.
1283
00:50:26,308 --> 00:50:28,996
>> Parker: I agree. Who you
1284
00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:29,584
got?
1285
00:50:30,764 --> 00:50:32,468
>> Freddy: I was gonna say my stepdad.
1286
00:50:32,596 --> 00:50:34,744
>> Parker: Stepdad. Okay. What about you, Alan?
1287
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,734
>> Parker: Uh, m. I don't look up to anybody.
1288
00:50:38,804 --> 00:50:40,466
>> Parker: No, just name somebody.
1289
00:50:40,610 --> 00:50:41,370
>> Parker: Oh, name.
1290
00:50:41,482 --> 00:50:42,722
>> Freddy: William Shatter, everyone.
1291
00:50:42,858 --> 00:50:43,894
>> Parker: William Shatter.
1292
00:50:45,274 --> 00:50:48,250
>> Parker: No, it's gonna be an actor. It's gotta
1293
00:50:48,282 --> 00:50:48,520
be.
1294
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:48,840
>> Parker: Uh.
1295
00:50:49,058 --> 00:50:50,450
>> Freddy: I think he's coming to comic Con.
1296
00:50:50,482 --> 00:50:50,794
>> Parker: Arnold.
1297
00:50:50,834 --> 00:50:51,050
>> Parker: All right.
1298
00:50:51,082 --> 00:50:51,874
>> Parker: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
1299
00:50:51,914 --> 00:50:52,226
>> Parker: There you go.
1300
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:52,978
>> Parker: Yes.
1301
00:50:53,146 --> 00:50:55,666
Okay, so with that in mind, everybody's heroes in
1302
00:50:55,690 --> 00:50:58,650
mind. Would you rather vomit on your hero
1303
00:50:58,762 --> 00:51:01,134
or have your hero vomit on you?
1304
00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:07,034
I had to get it cleared out so you guys knew it had somebody
1305
00:51:07,074 --> 00:51:08,054
in your mind.
1306
00:51:10,444 --> 00:51:12,344
>> Landon: I wish I didn't answer.
1307
00:51:13,484 --> 00:51:14,852
>> Parker: I can see Arnold now.
1308
00:51:14,948 --> 00:51:17,732
>> Parker: Oh, no, get that off. You
1309
00:51:17,748 --> 00:51:18,304
know.
1310
00:51:22,164 --> 00:51:23,364
>> Parker: I'll give you the.
1311
00:51:23,524 --> 00:51:24,000
>> Parker: It's Elvis.
1312
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,564
>> Freddy: Ah, the bad years, too, man.
1313
00:51:25,604 --> 00:51:26,344
>> Parker: Yeah, right.
1314
00:51:28,524 --> 00:51:30,984
>> Freddy: It's all those pills and alcohol.
1315
00:51:32,884 --> 00:51:35,812
It's that vomit. It's that vomit I will give you.
1316
00:51:35,828 --> 00:51:38,700
>> Parker: Landon, since you are the guest, I will give you. This is your
1317
00:51:38,732 --> 00:51:41,548
one freebie, your one pass that you don't have
1318
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:44,532
to make a man. Come
1319
00:51:44,548 --> 00:51:45,424
here, buddy.
1320
00:51:46,004 --> 00:51:46,580
>> Parker: I don't know.
1321
00:51:46,612 --> 00:51:48,868
>> Landon: It gets kind of weird, personally.
1322
00:51:48,996 --> 00:51:51,744
>> Parker: Well, let me. Let me tell you, my puking on.
1323
00:51:52,204 --> 00:51:54,724
>> Landon: And then getting puked on, it's both weird.
1324
00:51:54,844 --> 00:51:55,692
>> Parker: Well, here's the thing.
1325
00:51:55,748 --> 00:51:57,780
>> Landon: I would not want outweighs the other.
1326
00:51:57,932 --> 00:52:00,756
>> Parker: Well, no, but if you wanted to be remembered, if
1327
00:52:00,780 --> 00:52:03,500
you puked on the person, you would be
1328
00:52:03,532 --> 00:52:04,236
remembered.
1329
00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:06,132
>> Freddy: You would always be the guy that puked on him.
1330
00:52:06,188 --> 00:52:08,624
>> Parker: Yeah, I'd be like, that motherfucker that puked on me.
1331
00:52:10,354 --> 00:52:12,894
>> Parker: Didn't one of our presidents puke out of Japanese?
1332
00:52:13,234 --> 00:52:14,114
Yeah, it was Bush.
1333
00:52:14,154 --> 00:52:15,082
>> Parker: Yeah, Bush.
1334
00:52:15,138 --> 00:52:17,834
>> Parker: Yeah, he puked on the japanese, so
1335
00:52:17,954 --> 00:52:20,906
I puked on a guy my freshman year of high
1336
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:23,826
school in my homeroom. I, like, I don't know what was going
1337
00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:26,614
on. I said, nervous stomach, like, first day, and I.
1338
00:52:27,434 --> 00:52:28,146
>> Parker: No, hold on.
1339
00:52:28,170 --> 00:52:30,610
>> Parker: I, uh, puked on this guy's back. His name was Nitu Patel.
1340
00:52:30,722 --> 00:52:32,946
>> Parker: Shout out, what are you doing on his back?
1341
00:52:33,050 --> 00:52:35,858
>> Parker: I wasn't, like, on his back. I was sitting beside him in
1342
00:52:35,906 --> 00:52:36,162
the.
1343
00:52:36,218 --> 00:52:38,854
>> Parker: Room, and I went, bleh. And, like,
1344
00:52:39,154 --> 00:52:40,082
on his back.
1345
00:52:40,218 --> 00:52:43,138
>> Parker: It was very embarrassing. So I was like, well, the good news is,
1346
00:52:43,186 --> 00:52:46,154
after high school, I'll never have to see him again. I see him, like,
1347
00:52:46,194 --> 00:52:49,186
twice a week now because he works
1348
00:52:49,210 --> 00:52:52,202
downtown, very near where I work. And, uh, we frequent one of
1349
00:52:52,218 --> 00:52:55,050
the same restaurants. So anytime, um, I'm in there, he's pretty much
1350
00:52:55,082 --> 00:52:56,786
in there, and I'm like, God dang it.
1351
00:52:56,890 --> 00:52:58,778
>> Freddy: That guy, uh, still won't talk to me.
1352
00:52:58,866 --> 00:53:01,210
>> Parker: No, but, well, no, he won't. And he's like, hey, dude, how's it going?
1353
00:53:01,242 --> 00:53:03,294
>> Parker: I'm like, blue.
1354
00:53:05,734 --> 00:53:08,430
>> Parker: Really? Sorry. It's very
1355
00:53:08,502 --> 00:53:11,382
embarrassing to vomit on someone. I will admit. I
1356
00:53:11,398 --> 00:53:13,854
would say I would rather have someone vomit on me,
1357
00:53:14,014 --> 00:53:16,926
because it just. You know what? It's easier for me.
1358
00:53:17,070 --> 00:53:19,846
I'd rather been like, jack Black vomited on me
1359
00:53:19,870 --> 00:53:21,914
than like, I vomited on Jack Black.
1360
00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:25,406
>> Parker: Okay, rewind this. How did this
1361
00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:26,074
happen?
1362
00:53:26,374 --> 00:53:27,302
>> Parker: How did. What?
1363
00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:28,470
>> Parker: How did you.
1364
00:53:28,662 --> 00:53:28,942
>> Parker: What.
1365
00:53:28,958 --> 00:53:30,030
>> Parker: Did you eat something?
1366
00:53:30,182 --> 00:53:30,510
>> Parker: Yeah.
1367
00:53:30,542 --> 00:53:33,302
>> Parker: I don't know. I just never have, like, nervous,
1368
00:53:33,358 --> 00:53:36,038
like, you just really nervous and you're like, you know. And you get.
1369
00:53:36,086 --> 00:53:38,494
No, me neither. Except for that one
1370
00:53:38,534 --> 00:53:39,994
time, 13.
1371
00:53:40,374 --> 00:53:41,502
>> Freddy: Deliberately.
1372
00:53:41,678 --> 00:53:44,598
>> Parker: Yeah, I had deliberately, which is very. Because Nitu
1373
00:53:44,646 --> 00:53:47,638
is an indian gentleman, so it would make sense that I
1374
00:53:47,646 --> 00:53:48,354
would call.
1375
00:53:49,094 --> 00:53:51,034
>> Parker: That I would understand more.
1376
00:53:52,054 --> 00:53:52,534
>> Parker: Sure.
1377
00:53:52,614 --> 00:53:55,598
>> Parker: No, it was just a thing. I don't know if I ate some weird. I don't. I
1378
00:53:55,606 --> 00:53:58,486
have no idea. I don't remember that. I just remember, like, it was
1379
00:53:58,510 --> 00:54:01,386
like, a one time, like, little thing, and then it was
1380
00:54:01,410 --> 00:54:04,298
on. I felt so
1381
00:54:04,346 --> 00:54:05,374
terrible, man.
1382
00:54:06,580 --> 00:54:06,920
>> Parker: Um.
1383
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:07,340
>> Freddy: Ah.
1384
00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:07,562
>> Parker: So.
1385
00:54:07,618 --> 00:54:09,314
>> Parker: So, Fred, what about you, buddy?
1386
00:54:09,474 --> 00:54:11,762
>> Freddy: Nasty. I'm not. I don't know.
1387
00:54:11,898 --> 00:54:14,730
>> Parker: Oh, I had to add. You were like, laden has to answer, but I'm
1388
00:54:14,762 --> 00:54:15,494
not gonna.
1389
00:54:16,714 --> 00:54:19,650
>> Freddy: I guess I'm a puke on them if
1390
00:54:19,682 --> 00:54:20,466
I have to.
1391
00:54:20,570 --> 00:54:21,730
>> Parker: Family you can puke on.
1392
00:54:21,802 --> 00:54:22,898
>> Freddy: Yeah. Puke on family.
1393
00:54:22,946 --> 00:54:24,254
>> Parker: Yeah. Yeah.
1394
00:54:24,914 --> 00:54:27,486
>> Parker: All right. So would you rather
1395
00:54:27,670 --> 00:54:30,582
be royalty 1000 years ago or be
1396
00:54:30,598 --> 00:54:32,074
an average person today?
1397
00:54:32,814 --> 00:54:34,270
>> Freddy: I am an average person.
1398
00:54:34,422 --> 00:54:37,406
>> Parker: Would you rather be you or a rich dude who has to
1399
00:54:37,430 --> 00:54:38,954
look at hay for entertainment?
1400
00:54:41,254 --> 00:54:41,950
>> Landon: Person.
1401
00:54:42,102 --> 00:54:44,110
>> Parker: Okay, so be royalty a thousand years.
1402
00:54:44,142 --> 00:54:46,582
>> Parker: A thousand years ago. So the. So, like, what,
1403
00:54:46,718 --> 00:54:49,194
1024. I don't care. Whatever.
1404
00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:52,966
Uh, you can be taking it from royalty, or you can be given it.
1405
00:54:53,030 --> 00:54:53,932
>> Parker: A lot of money.
1406
00:54:54,078 --> 00:54:56,800
>> Landon: Lot of times. A lot of the people that were, like, high
1407
00:54:56,832 --> 00:54:59,296
and royal to us, you got, you
1408
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,232
know, slaughtered or whatever. I
1409
00:55:02,248 --> 00:55:04,170
don't know if I would want to be that.
1410
00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:04,568
>> Parker: Uh, that.
1411
00:55:04,616 --> 00:55:06,704
>> Landon: But I would be a nice guy, so I don't know.
1412
00:55:06,744 --> 00:55:06,936
>> Parker: All right.
1413
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:07,800
>> Parker: Would be.
1414
00:55:07,872 --> 00:55:08,964
>> Landon: Everyone was mean.
1415
00:55:09,664 --> 00:55:12,648
>> Parker: Would you rather be an average person today or royalty in
1416
00:55:12,656 --> 00:55:13,764
the game of Thrones?
1417
00:55:14,944 --> 00:55:16,324
>> Freddy: Oh, uh, average person.
1418
00:55:17,744 --> 00:55:18,696
>> Parker: Average person.
1419
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:19,744
>> Freddy: Average person.
1420
00:55:19,904 --> 00:55:20,192
>> Parker: Bang.
1421
00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:21,480
>> Parker: All those random people and stuff.
1422
00:55:21,512 --> 00:55:23,112
>> Parker: Okay. No. Hell no.
1423
00:55:23,128 --> 00:55:25,528
>> Parker: I don't want to get one. No, no.
1424
00:55:25,616 --> 00:55:26,440
>> Parker: All right, last one.
1425
00:55:26,472 --> 00:55:28,284
>> Parker: Shame. That would be me.
1426
00:55:29,544 --> 00:55:32,472
>> Parker: Okay, last one. And this might be the hardest one of all,
1427
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so get ready. All right. Would you rather.
1428
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:35,936
>> Parker: Yes.
1429
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,808
>> Parker: Thank you for the drum roll. Not the producer of the show.
1430
00:55:38,896 --> 00:55:40,416
>> Parker: He did it so I didn't have to.
1431
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,776
>> Parker: He didn't do the noise.
1432
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:42,608
>> Parker: I heard it.
1433
00:55:42,656 --> 00:55:45,404
>> Parker: Okay. I heard it a little bit, too, which is weird.
1434
00:55:45,744 --> 00:55:48,536
So would you rather wear the same
1435
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,564
socks for a month or the same underwear
1436
00:55:51,604 --> 00:55:52,544
for a week?
1437
00:55:54,004 --> 00:55:55,944
>> Freddy: I do both. What are you talking about?
1438
00:55:58,444 --> 00:56:00,024
>> Parker: What month is it? I can.
1439
00:56:02,604 --> 00:56:05,224
>> Parker: Especially if it's February. We win.
1440
00:56:05,684 --> 00:56:07,424
>> Parker: I just don't know about the same socks.
1441
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,340
>> Freddy: Uh, what was the thing from big hero six? I wear
1442
00:56:10,372 --> 00:56:12,252
up front, I wear them.
1443
00:56:12,308 --> 00:56:15,060
>> Parker: Back, I wear them inside out.
1444
00:56:15,060 --> 00:56:17,320
Um.
1445
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,278
>> Parker: I don't think I could do the same socks for a month.
1446
00:56:19,406 --> 00:56:19,806
>> Parker: Yeah.
1447
00:56:19,870 --> 00:56:21,474
>> Parker: That's a long time, man.
1448
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,230
Uh, yeah, dude, I think I can do underwear for a week before
1449
00:56:27,302 --> 00:56:27,414
I.
1450
00:56:27,414 --> 00:56:29,934
>> Landon: Would have to say socks. I couldn't.
1451
00:56:29,974 --> 00:56:31,358
>> Parker: Same socks for a month.
1452
00:56:31,486 --> 00:56:31,846
>> Parker: I could.
1453
00:56:31,870 --> 00:56:34,674
>> Parker: Underwear for a week. I see. I do underwear for a week.
1454
00:56:36,094 --> 00:56:36,470
>> Parker: Yeah.
1455
00:56:36,502 --> 00:56:37,550
>> Parker: I mean, I don't know.
1456
00:56:37,702 --> 00:56:39,390
>> Parker: Unless it's in the middle of summer.
1457
00:56:39,542 --> 00:56:41,958
>> Freddy: No, feet. Go get athletic, because if it's in.
1458
00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:44,850
>> Parker: The middle of the summer, man. Wait a second. It's just
1459
00:56:44,882 --> 00:56:46,814
the underwear. You still get to take a shower.
1460
00:56:47,394 --> 00:56:48,934
>> Parker: Yeah. You can still take a shower.
1461
00:56:50,674 --> 00:56:51,894
>> Parker: Yeah, I put the same.
1462
00:56:52,914 --> 00:56:55,254
>> Parker: You can still take a shower with the socks, too.
1463
00:56:55,914 --> 00:56:58,866
>> Freddy: Oh, you can take a shower with the socks on.
1464
00:56:59,010 --> 00:56:59,290
>> Parker: Right.
1465
00:56:59,322 --> 00:56:59,882
>> Parker: That's what I'm saying.
1466
00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:01,934
>> Parker: And the. With the other. You wash your feet.
1467
00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:05,910
Ah. Uh.
1468
00:57:06,154 --> 00:57:07,730
>> Parker: Wet feet all the time.
1469
00:57:07,922 --> 00:57:10,138
>> Parker: Because you just take this out because it doesn't cry.
1470
00:57:10,226 --> 00:57:11,148
>> Parker: Take them off.
1471
00:57:11,306 --> 00:57:13,992
>> Freddy: No, you put them outside. Just go sit outside with your
1472
00:57:14,008 --> 00:57:14,604
feet.
1473
00:57:16,144 --> 00:57:16,856
>> Landon: Yes.
1474
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:17,568
>> Parker: Okay.
1475
00:57:17,656 --> 00:57:18,992
>> Parker: I don't know about that, man.
1476
00:57:19,088 --> 00:57:20,448
>> Parker: I'm telling you, dude, you think about.
1477
00:57:20,496 --> 00:57:22,432
>> Freddy: You get a hair dryer, you get a hair.
1478
00:57:22,528 --> 00:57:25,328
>> Parker: Yeah, but, you know, still you gotta take. You got to take them things
1479
00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:27,432
off, because your toes are gonna go crazy.
1480
00:57:27,568 --> 00:57:28,040
>> Landon: Yeah.
1481
00:57:28,112 --> 00:57:30,444
>> Parker: That athletes foot. And then
1482
00:57:30,984 --> 00:57:33,488
with the underwear, then you get that dark.
1483
00:57:33,656 --> 00:57:34,580
>> Parker: Oh, man.
1484
00:57:34,580 --> 00:57:35,688
>> Parker: Uh, that's a bad choice.
1485
00:57:35,736 --> 00:57:38,728
>> Parker: All right, so I said this might be the hardest one. That's why it was
1486
00:57:38,736 --> 00:57:39,348
the last one.
1487
00:57:39,416 --> 00:57:41,464
>> Freddy: That's crazy. I don't know
1488
00:57:42,844 --> 00:57:45,764
how, like, sometimes get the lint in your toes.
1489
00:57:45,884 --> 00:57:48,396
>> Parker: Well, actually, what I would do is underwear is a
1490
00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:50,540
week. I would. I would.
1491
00:57:50,732 --> 00:57:53,596
>> Parker: A week almost. I don't want to say anything, but a week of most things
1492
00:57:53,620 --> 00:57:54,628
is easier than a month of.
1493
00:57:54,676 --> 00:57:57,612
>> Parker: Yeah. I just wouldn't wash the underwears for
1494
00:57:57,628 --> 00:58:00,270
a week. But I take a shower and just,
1495
00:58:00,270 --> 00:58:02,436
uh. You put the same pair underwear on.
1496
00:58:02,460 --> 00:58:03,900
>> Parker: For a week, right?
1497
00:58:04,012 --> 00:58:06,920
>> Parker: I would do that before waiting a whole month on
1498
00:58:06,952 --> 00:58:07,472
socks.
1499
00:58:07,568 --> 00:58:07,992
>> Parker: Right?
1500
00:58:08,088 --> 00:58:10,920
>> Parker: Socks, man. After two weeks, man, them socks.
1501
00:58:11,072 --> 00:58:13,456
>> Freddy: I don't know. You said you can't take the underwear off, right?
1502
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:14,800
>> Parker: No, you can take it off.
1503
00:58:14,952 --> 00:58:15,832
>> Freddy: You take it off.
1504
00:58:15,888 --> 00:58:17,288
>> Parker: I don't think you can take it off.
1505
00:58:17,416 --> 00:58:18,360
>> Freddy: You can't take it off.
1506
00:58:18,392 --> 00:58:19,392
>> Parker: You can't take it all.
1507
00:58:19,488 --> 00:58:21,336
>> Parker: You can't. Every socks or the underwear.
1508
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,808
>> Parker: Damn. So you have some mad swamp ass.
1509
00:58:23,936 --> 00:58:26,424
>> Freddy: So you can't even take. Can you pull them down at least?
1510
00:58:26,464 --> 00:58:26,664
>> Parker: Sure.
1511
00:58:26,704 --> 00:58:27,844
>> Parker: You can pull them down.
1512
00:58:32,604 --> 00:58:35,484
So, Landon, this is the in depth conversation that you definitely
1513
00:58:35,524 --> 00:58:36,504
came here for.
1514
00:58:38,604 --> 00:58:40,180
>> Parker: It's fun. I don't know.
1515
00:58:40,212 --> 00:58:43,148
>> Parker: It is fun. It's just one of those things. I'm like, we do
1516
00:58:43,196 --> 00:58:46,156
this, and, like, five minutes into this conversation, we're like, we're
1517
00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:47,300
talking about pooping right now.
1518
00:58:47,332 --> 00:58:50,332
>> Landon: Like, you know, my manager's gonna get
1519
00:58:50,348 --> 00:58:52,224
a big kick out of this trust.
1520
00:58:52,844 --> 00:58:53,964
>> Parker: Shout out to you, Kevin.
1521
00:58:54,044 --> 00:58:56,972
>> Parker: I've been telling Kevin he should hop on next time you're on. And
1522
00:58:56,988 --> 00:58:59,968
he's like, oh, come on, scenes m. Yes,
1523
00:59:00,016 --> 00:59:00,844
it's okay.
1524
00:59:01,864 --> 00:59:03,688
>> Landon: Booking shows and, you know, here.
1525
00:59:03,736 --> 00:59:05,564
>> Parker: I know he's a busy guy, but.
1526
00:59:06,224 --> 00:59:08,992
>> Parker: The tweet the show and let us know. Underwear or socks,
1527
00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:09,392
right?
1528
00:59:09,448 --> 00:59:12,328
>> Parker: Well, yeah, ask him. Tell him to answer these. Would you rather. Of course, you
1529
00:59:12,336 --> 00:59:15,244
can also answer any of these. Would you rather just tweet the show
1530
00:59:15,704 --> 00:59:18,124
or follow us on any of the socials?
1531
00:59:20,744 --> 00:59:23,736
And, of course, text or feel free to tweet
1532
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,496
Landon James and tell him what you'd
1533
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,448
prefer. If you'd like him to vomit on Elvis or
1534
00:59:29,456 --> 00:59:32,320
if you'd like Elvis to vomit on him, just let him
1535
00:59:32,352 --> 00:59:35,264
know. Tweet
1536
00:59:35,304 --> 00:59:37,284
vom. Hashtag vomit.
1537
00:59:42,024 --> 00:59:45,000
That's crazy. All right, good stuff. So, that's our would you rather for
1538
00:59:45,032 --> 00:59:47,784
this evening I didn't want to either. A million more,
1539
00:59:47,824 --> 00:59:50,584
but maybe I'll save some more for next
1540
00:59:50,624 --> 00:59:51,204
time.
1541
00:59:51,290 --> 00:59:52,864
>> Landon: M that was good.
1542
00:59:52,984 --> 00:59:54,388
>> Parker: Yeah, that's always fun.
1543
00:59:54,536 --> 00:59:57,516
So. So, Landon, do you got anything else
1544
00:59:57,540 --> 00:59:59,504
you want to promote? Anything coming up?
1545
01:00:00,524 --> 01:00:03,308
The wine bar, but anything big coming up?
1546
01:00:03,396 --> 01:00:06,236
>> Freddy: Well, yeah, we have
1547
01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:07,060
that May 11.
1548
01:00:07,092 --> 01:00:10,068
>> Landon: Show at the Tinley Park American Legion. It's in Illinois.
1549
01:00:10,116 --> 01:00:13,116
It's, uh. I think it
1550
01:00:13,140 --> 01:00:15,340
starts at five. And, uh.
1551
01:00:15,470 --> 01:00:15,990
>> Parker: Ah.
1552
01:00:18,404 --> 01:00:21,130
>> Landon: I was telling you about the kid Abraham, and,
1553
01:00:21,130 --> 01:00:23,534
uh, then I'm the show we're gonna
1554
01:00:23,574 --> 01:00:26,438
do serve, like, pizza, uh, drink, stuff
1555
01:00:26,486 --> 01:00:29,350
like that. And I want to say tickets are 20 or
1556
01:00:29,382 --> 01:00:32,230
25, but I want to say 20, but I'm not sure.
1557
01:00:32,422 --> 01:00:33,394
>> Parker: What a deal.
1558
01:00:33,734 --> 01:00:34,286
>> Parker: Mother's day.
1559
01:00:34,310 --> 01:00:35,634
>> Parker: We've been so busy.
1560
01:00:36,334 --> 01:00:37,514
>> Landon: It's crazy.
1561
01:00:39,134 --> 01:00:41,958
>> Parker: That's awesome, man. Well, like I said, please keep up with Landon.
1562
01:00:42,126 --> 01:00:44,594
That was a cat. That was most of a cat. Yes.
1563
01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:50,254
>> Landon: Actually, I've won't to go the Landon James
1564
01:00:50,334 --> 01:00:53,142
Eta calm. That's where we have all, like, our
1565
01:00:53,198 --> 01:00:56,130
show dates and. And, you know, the
1566
01:00:56,162 --> 01:00:58,814
new promo and stuff like that.
1567
01:00:59,474 --> 01:00:59,826
>> Parker: Yeah.
1568
01:00:59,850 --> 01:01:02,834
>> Parker: And like I said, follow you also on all your social. So you can actually see
1569
01:01:02,874 --> 01:01:05,826
your shows, um, as they're being streamed
1570
01:01:05,850 --> 01:01:08,746
and everything like that, which is amazing, of course, you know, we
1571
01:01:08,770 --> 01:01:11,698
love having you on. You're welcome back anytime. Anytime you have anything you want
1572
01:01:11,706 --> 01:01:12,794
to promote or talk about.
1573
01:01:12,834 --> 01:01:13,626
>> Parker: Absolutely. Yes.
1574
01:01:13,690 --> 01:01:16,626
>> Landon: Well, here, I wanted to say, uh, if
1575
01:01:16,650 --> 01:01:19,014
you guys want, I could do a song for y'all.
1576
01:01:19,394 --> 01:01:19,826
>> Parker: Sure.
1577
01:01:19,890 --> 01:01:21,754
>> Parker: Hey, that's a great way to end the show.
1578
01:01:21,794 --> 01:01:22,414
>> Parker: Yeah.
1579
01:01:23,784 --> 01:01:26,536
>> Parker: I feel like that's why he had the microphone. He's been wanting to sing to us.
1580
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,444
>> Parker: Oh, yeah.
1581
01:01:29,304 --> 01:01:31,088
>> Parker: Hey, we were like, oh, we don't want him to.
1582
01:01:31,176 --> 01:01:31,376
>> Parker: Right?
1583
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:32,804
>> Parker: We don't want him to have to do.
1584
01:01:36,304 --> 01:01:37,832
>> Parker: We didn't want to ask him.
1585
01:01:38,008 --> 01:01:39,368
>> Parker: Are you guys ready?
1586
01:01:39,536 --> 01:01:42,376
>> Parker: Yes, sir. I say sir now because he's
1587
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:43,204
over 18.
1588
01:01:48,314 --> 01:01:49,894
>> Parker: Don't panel from
1589
01:01:50,394 --> 01:01:51,814
01:30
1590
01:01:53,714 --> 01:01:55,174
try to make a little
1591
01:01:59,194 --> 01:02:02,050
promise. What you ever have on the dance hall
1592
01:02:02,082 --> 01:02:02,774
floor.
1593
01:02:04,634 --> 01:02:06,974
Mercy, look what? Just walk
1594
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:38,480
m
1595
01:02:44,474 --> 01:02:45,214
around.
1596
01:03:08,454 --> 01:03:11,174
Um, where you talk about a war.
1597
01:03:11,254 --> 01:03:13,954
She wants something
1598
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:03,320
m
1599
01:04:12,634 --> 01:04:13,614
I said,
1600
01:04:19,714 --> 01:04:21,374
well, how did he.
1601
01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:23,740
Uh.
1602
01:04:45,234 --> 01:04:48,106
>> Parker: Ladies and gentlemen, Landon James. That was awesome. Now give
1603
01:04:48,130 --> 01:04:50,374
us one. Give us a thank you. Thank you very much.
1604
01:05:01,994 --> 01:05:03,282
Thank you so much for coming on.
1605
01:05:03,298 --> 01:05:04,706
>> Parker: Lena James couldn't check them out.
1606
01:05:04,730 --> 01:05:07,618
>> Parker: Elainandjameseta.com. We're gonna get out of
1607
01:05:07,626 --> 01:05:10,506
here. We'll see you next week with a brand new episode like the
1608
01:05:10,530 --> 01:05:12,618
podcast. Thank you so much, man.
1609
01:05:12,786 --> 01:05:13,274
>> Parker: Yeah.
1610
01:05:13,354 --> 01:05:14,374
>> Parker: I'll see you later.
1611
01:05:14,794 --> 01:05:16,330
>> Parker: I wasn't gonna say the thing.
1612
01:05:16,450 --> 01:05:17,498
>> Parker: Uh, you were gonna say it.
1613
01:05:17,586 --> 01:05:18,534
>> Parker: Not this time.
1614
01:05:27,274 --> 01:05:30,106
We are laughing. And we are
1615
01:05:30,130 --> 01:05:31,294
very good friends.
1616
01:05:32,034 --> 01:05:34,534
>> Parker: Good buddy. Sharing a special moment.
1617
01:05:47,870 --> 01:05:50,790
>> Parker: M. That's
1618
01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:51,486
it, man.
1619
01:05:51,590 --> 01:05:52,606
>> Freddy: Game over, man.
1620
01:05:52,670 --> 01:05:55,550
>> Parker: It's game over. Just hang Lou's
1621
01:05:55,582 --> 01:05:57,806
blood. Uh, she gonna catch up on the rebound out of
1622
01:05:57,830 --> 01:05:58,674
medicine.
1623
01:06:03,874 --> 01:06:05,254
Oh, what a day.
1624
01:06:09,274 --> 01:06:12,106
Well, that's all, folks. Hasta la
1625
01:06:12,130 --> 01:06:14,030
vista, baby. Goddamn.
1626
01:06:14,030 --> 01:06:15,254
>> Landon: Uh, hip.
1627
01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:19,634
>> Parker: Don't worry. Nobody's listening. Anyway.
1628
01:06:19,714 --> 01:06:22,218
>> Landon: As you know, I'm a man of, uh, special
1629
01:06:22,306 --> 01:06:22,770
needs.
1630
01:06:22,882 --> 01:06:24,258
>> Parker: Surely you can't be serious.
1631
01:06:24,386 --> 01:06:26,594
>> Parker: I am serious. And, uh, don't call me Shirley.