Dive into this side-splitting episode of the "Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast" as the hosts unpack a whirlwind of hilarity, nostalgia, and absurdity! From revisiting the Fantastic Four film and its unexpected baby-centric plot to sharing bizarre animal stories, including radioactive wasps and overly amorous fish, this episode serves endless laughs. And, if that’s not enough, the gang takes you on a nostalgic roller coaster about getting older—featuring pill organizers with giant labels and vitamin-fueled superhero fantasies. Tune in for chaotic humor, relatable musings, and unfiltered moments that only "Black Lincoln Collective" can deliver!
Dive into this side-splitting episode of the "Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast" as the hosts unpack a whirlwind of hilarity, nostalgia, and absurdity! From revisiting the Fantastic Four film and its unexpected baby-centric plot to sharing bizarre animal stories, including radioactive wasps and overly amorous fish, this episode serves endless laughs. And, if that’s not enough, the gang takes you on a nostalgic roller coaster about getting older—featuring pill organizers with giant labels and vitamin-fueled superhero fantasies. Tune in for chaotic humor, relatable musings, and unfiltered moments that only "Black Lincoln Collective" can deliver!
[00:00] Intro & Random Banter
The team kicks things off with a burst of randomness and classic comedic energy.
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He's not a fan of Steve.
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He's going to be out.
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He's going to be out.
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I like the life.
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It's the life.
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Community Podcast.
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Look at Spockers.
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We can see the guy.
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Look at the mobs.
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Look at the mobs.
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Yeah, we'll call this stuff.
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I just like it.
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What was the old sheriff in the heat of night?
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Parker.
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He's going to be put some air.
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Yeah, that's right.
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So we talked down here.
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Don't you do the mess, not Parker.
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I won't teach the left spin.
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I did.
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I did tell people to do heroin last week.
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I don't know what you're doing.
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I don't know people that do heroin, Parker.
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Come on.
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Well, welcome.
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Welcome.
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Welcome.
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Welcome.
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You just bringing them all out now.
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You forget about Bubba.
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Bubba.
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Bubba.
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Bubba.
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Bubba.
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Don't get it.
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Don't get that hair on.
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That hair on Bubba.
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No, I'm.
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Well, welcome.
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Welcome one and all to the do see and to see most of goon though as addition of the black
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Lincoln collective podcast.
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That's right.
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That was great.
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Fred and fuck them out probably.
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Yes sir.
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We are proudly broadcasting from the Pippin A.D.
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E.C.
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Studios scattered all across the stanky bite B hole commonly known as the upstate of South
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Carolina.
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We're so glad you could join us today for what promises to be our best episode this week.
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And now the only guy I know whose legs go all the way up to his ass.
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It's red.
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Oh, that's when they go man.
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I don't know.
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I know yours.
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There's legs.
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That's fun.
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I know some people some people goes up to the back.
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My pants is by passing the answer and it's straight.
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Straight up.
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Straight shot.
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No six o'clock.
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All right.
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Which one legs?
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Yeah, just legs in the bottle.
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And his legs were the bottle.
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I like the jokes.
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I'm minus the legs.
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The legs with the bottle.
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And now.
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On the mic with the buttons and things.
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Alan O.T.B.
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He's got all the holes all the bucks.
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That's right.
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Welcome.
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Welcome.
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Well, welcome, Mon and all.
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Welcome, Alan and welcome Fred and welcome to yourself.
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Listener.
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Yes.
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Welcome, God.
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I didn't play listeners.
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I said listen.
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Hey, yeah.
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Hello, Walter Montprede.
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No, if you're listening to us, you're obviously not lonely
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because you're hanging with us.
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Hey, that's right.
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You get me and me.
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We're here thanks to our friends at Transline LLC.
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Transline LLC.
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Alan is a company that they say.
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Transline LLC.
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When you're not sure which way you want your package to be headed.
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That's right.
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Transline LLC.
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So it goes both ways.
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It goes either way.
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That's right.
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That's right.
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Whatever you want.
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Well, welcome to the show.
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You're so glad you're here.
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200 and two of these.
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Well, 200 and one of these and then this is the 200 and second one.
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So we're doing great.
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We're good at counting.
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All right.
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So I'm going to do it all the time.
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Go ahead and monitor.
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Right now.
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I was right now.
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We're here.
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Show.
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Now that's fine.
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We can swing in 12 minutes.
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That might be our best show ever.
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Out.
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We're out of here.
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Well, we just did the intro.
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It's time to go.
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So we're welcome to the show guys.
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We are so glad you're here.
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And we are so glad that you have gone to the theater as I instructed on all of our various
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social media platforms and went and saw the movie that's
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sweep of the nation.
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I guess with all of the.
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It's a month and a half already.
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I don't know.
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For me, I don't know.
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Let's see.
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Let's see.
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I'm like, no, it came out dude.
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I'm honest.
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If you come out in the last year to me, it's brand new because it started off like number one.
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And now it's like 15.
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Are we that far behind?
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I thought we were.
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Oh my god.
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Are you kidding me?
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It's not in a million.
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I'm like, I'm hiding edge.
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No, because yeah, Superman and a fantastic fool came out.
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Like eight the same time.
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Oh, damn it.
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It's carrying on the nation.
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You're like, Matt's like, this movie is so popular.
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What is nobody in the theater?
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I wonder why.
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Three people in there.
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There were literally like six other people in there.
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And I was I was one and a half of them.
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So.
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We said, Fred, why do you tell me that yesterday?
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We talked about that.
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You didn't ask this day.
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We said three weeks ago.
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We're talking about it anyway because you have nothing else to talk about.
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I did.
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I did.
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I'm sorry.
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Three weeks ago.
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Well, I'm proud of me for seeing it.
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Damn it.
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For God's advantage.
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But the thing about it since the new one comes out next week.
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And it was a big thing.
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It was a lot of them.
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I do.
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Where did it say?
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What it is?
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Did you have popcorn in it?
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I did.
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All the people.
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If you have popcorn, if you have popcorn, then it's an AMC.
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That makes sense.
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Fred, I went to.
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We went to for that matter.
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I don't remember.
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That's right.
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I got to get my story straight, man.
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I don't remember.
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I don't remember.
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Hey, where are we ever going to get?
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Let's talk about this movie in a little while.
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Find out.
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Now I need to know.
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I need to know if I help you.
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Where we was at.
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I mean, we know where we were at because somebody starts asking questions.
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Because there were so many food like I thought it was a brand new.
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I thought for sure I was watching a movie that had just come out.
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I mean, we're already doing the doom adventures.
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We're already there.
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We saw.
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We all went.
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We all together.
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When saw it?
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With governors crossing 14, which apparently is not an AMC sanctioned theater.
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Does that mean I didn't officially see the movie?
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No, that means it's bringing it out.
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I was afraid the knock on me.
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That means that for me.
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I know.
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Yeah.
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Come on, man.
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He's supposed to be helping me out here.
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That was the only one that goes to the only option.
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We should have known that.
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We should have known that.
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He should have known that.
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Freddie.
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That was the one.
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It said it was okay.
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You said it was a okay.
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Anyway, well, Fred.
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Fantastic four was definitely a movie.
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And if you haven't seen it, it was good though.
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Congratulations.
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We can spoil it now.
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We can spoil it now.
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No, no.
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That's a spoiler time.
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Yeah.
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He's like, what do we just spoil it?
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He's like, what?
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Again, because I thought it came out like three weeks ago.
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Because I'm not.
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This is the.
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Okay.
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Let me.
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Let me.
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Let me.
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Let me.
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I am.
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Uh-uh.
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Whatever you want to call me.
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The host or whatever.
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Okay.
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The problem is.
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The probably the least pop culture.
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Yeah.
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Late in the host of any pop culture podcast that there is.
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I can't help it.
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What can I say?
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I hate pop culture is so potential.
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Oh, there's a pop culture podcast.
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Yeah.
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It's so.
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It's so.
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It's so.
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Oh, my God.
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I guess always like this is new.
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And here comes another thing.
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And now this.
295
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We got to stay.
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No, that machine.
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That's the problem.
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I can't commit to watching and doing and being in all the places that I need to do this.
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But see like.
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That's why we're like.
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I kind of feel the same way with like football players.
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You know what I'm saying?
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That's what you know.
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Yeah.
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People that can be like, oh, yeah, basketball player.
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This guy in 1975 was.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And this roll off status.
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I'm like that with Hollywood like pop culture.
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Yeah, I'm saying it's like all those useless pop culture knowledge.
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Right.
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And I'm like that.
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But like if you ask me for a recipe, I can give you, I mean, I totally.
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Right.
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Thank you.
319
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Yeah.
320
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You all got our skills.
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I need a point.
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Oh, you need a point.
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I got you, baby.
324
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Let's go.
325
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Let's make one.
326
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All right.
327
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So did you enjoy the movie?
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Cook along with me.
329
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Did you enjoy the movie?
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Yeah.
331
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No, I thought it was good.
332
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I thought it was.
333
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I thought like.
334
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I for like as a parent, right?
335
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I was like, no.
336
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I can see.
337
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I'm like, not into it, but I'm like, I get it.
338
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But then like as a, when I thought about it as like a, if I was like a lot of pretty
339
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full-rolled or whatever, I'd have been like, there's too much baby talk in this.
340
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Yeah.
341
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Like there's way too much baby related shit in this.
342
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Yeah.
343
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There's a lot of babies in it.
344
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It was.
345
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It was just like, maybe this is.
346
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I was like, is this a commercial for babies?
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Or because it, I mean, like Pedro Pascal, awesome guy, you know, I'm.
348
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Yeah.
349
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Yeah.
350
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Yeah, the sex symbol of the world right now or whatever, I guess I don't know.
351
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Right.
352
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But I was like, is this like a thing that he's like, like, people have like a daddy kink with him?
353
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And then.
354
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Yeah.
355
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I want to get hold of everything right now.
356
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Yeah.
357
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Yes.
358
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Yeah.
359
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Yeah.
360
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Yeah.
361
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But he's just making like, he's getting his money.
362
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He's getting his money now.
363
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And I like it.
364
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That like, because you're not like a real marvel guy already now.
365
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Now you've seen all the movies and so.
366
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I have not.
367
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I was actually I will say this.
368
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So.
369
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Yeah.
370
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At the very beginning of the movie, it's like whatever on earth, eight twenty eight.
371
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And I was like, God.
372
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Yeah.
373
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This is one of those flippies.
374
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Yeah.
375
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Yeah.
376
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I'm going to be pissed.
377
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Yeah.
378
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Yeah.
379
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Cause that's when they lost.
380
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Right.
381
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When they're like, well, we went to earth 14.
382
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Yeah.
383
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And instead of Earth's 18, 18, 18, the most versus.
384
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Right.
385
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Yeah.
386
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Yeah.
387
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So.
388
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So I was happy that it wasn't that.
389
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Mm-hmm.
390
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You know, I appreciate it.
391
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They do that.
392
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So they they're doing that so they can introduce like more characters.
393
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No.
394
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No.
395
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I know it's an easy way to make you get it.
396
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I get it man.
397
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It's.
398
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It's telling the stories.
399
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Yeah.
400
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:09,680
I'm saying like, you know, I was Wolverine going to fight the Hulk if they don't merge
401
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the universe.
402
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,680
Yeah.
403
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Yeah.
404
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My problem.
405
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It's not my problem.
406
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Yeah.
407
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Yeah.
408
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Yeah.
409
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Yeah.
410
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Yeah.
411
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Yeah.
412
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Yeah.
413
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Yeah.
414
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Yeah.
415
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Yeah.
416
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Yeah.
417
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Better than like, uh, what was the one from?
418
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I was one.
419
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Yeah.
420
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Yeah.
421
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Yeah.
422
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Yeah.
423
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I don't know.
424
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Moda was kind of like the cartoon.
425
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That would be.
426
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Yeah.
427
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Yeah.
428
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I just think it was too much.
429
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I like the cartoon.
430
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I'm trying to be funny.
431
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Yeah.
432
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I mean, well, that's his thing.
433
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I thought Moda, the problem with Moda, he didn't fit the character that they put, they
434
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made him has it.
435
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Right.
436
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:53,680
Right.
437
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:54,680
Yeah.
438
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:55,680
It wasn't.
439
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,680
It wasn't as.
440
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Yeah.
441
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:58,680
Yeah.
442
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Yeah.
443
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Right.
444
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If you will.
445
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,680
But yeah, Galactus was cool.
446
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,680
Oh, dockish.
447
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,680
I mean, I mean, the whole movie was completely different than I thought it was going to be.
448
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:06,680
Yeah.
449
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:07,680
Yeah.
450
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:08,680
Yeah.
451
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:09,680
I didn't think it was going to be.
452
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,680
Yeah.
453
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,680
You know, I'll give you that.
454
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,680
I will say that.
455
00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,680
I did not expect it to be what it ended up being.
456
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Mm-hmm.
457
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So credit where credit's due, I guess.
458
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For that one.
459
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They teased it.
460
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,680
They teased it fantastic for it at the end of Thunderbolts.
461
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Yeah.
462
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,680
Okay.
463
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:28,680
We'll see.
464
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I also didn't want that.
465
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But even the teased that they gave wasn't, it wasn't nothing like the movie.
466
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,680
Yeah.
467
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:38,680
So from the teased, I thought they were going to, uh, no, it was, it was like a rock and
468
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ship coming into Earth's atmosphere.
469
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:46,680
So, like, when I seen Fantastic Four, I was like, oh, shit, they're going to send the baby
470
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in the rocket and that rocket going to be the baby.
471
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,680
Yeah.
472
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:54,680
They're going to look like a Superman, you know, but no, it didn't do that at all.
473
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Yeah.
474
00:13:55,680 --> 00:14:00,680
So, I mean, you know, what the, what the, but let me explain it to you.
475
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:03,680
And as you can, as you can see, too, they didn't kill him.
476
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,680
They didn't kill Galagno.
477
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,680
Right.
478
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,680
They just said the barway was this a Marvel movie?
479
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,680
Yeah.
480
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:11,680
Wasn't a DC movie.
481
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,680
No, it was a Marvel movie.
482
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,680
No, it felt, it felt, it felt like a DC movie.
483
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,680
Right.
484
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:17,680
Because a little bit.
485
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,680
Yeah.
486
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,680
It had the way the storyline ran.
487
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,680
Right.
488
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:22,680
That's neither directed.
489
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:23,680
No, did he?
490
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,680
No, did he?
491
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:28,680
Oh, no, it was the guy from Galler's of the Guardians of the Galaxy, dude.
492
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,680
Did he didn't do it?
493
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,680
James Gunn?
494
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,680
Yeah, James Gunn did.
495
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,680
No.
496
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:33,680
James Gunn, yeah, that's right.
497
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:34,680
That's right.
498
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:35,680
Yeah.
499
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,680
Yeah.
500
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,680
No, I thought it was going to be like, so.
501
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,680
What you do, no, no, I think he did.
502
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,680
I think he did Superman.
503
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,680
Oh, oh, I don't know who did Fantastic Four.
504
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,680
I don't know.
505
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,680
Let's find out what the power of.
506
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,680
Or was it actually Kevin, whatever.
507
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,680
No, it wasn't Fieygy.
508
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,680
It was Matt Shaqman.
509
00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,680
Matt Shaqman.
510
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,680
Matt Shaqman.
511
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,680
The Shaqman is back.
512
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:05,680
Yeah, I had no idea who he was.
513
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,680
Yeah.
514
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,680
Okay.
515
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:11,680
But it did have a DC movie.
516
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,680
Yeah.
517
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,680
Right.
518
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,680
Yeah.
519
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,680
Yeah.
520
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,680
That's right.
521
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:23,680
Yeah.
522
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,680
Yeah, that's right.
523
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,680
Cause I watched it and they have a scene that like was in guard.
524
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,680
Like guarding guardians of the galaxy and Superman has the same type scene in it.
525
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,680
Like, you know,
526
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:37,680
Guardians 2 rocket goes around and puts all the like electrodes on the dudes and they're like
527
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:43,680
the songs playing or the arrow scene in the ship where Yandu's like just whipping all the
528
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,680
arrows and cameras just like pan in three-set.
529
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,680
They have a scene like that in Superman.
530
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,680
And I was like, you can tell it's a good, did that shit?
531
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:57,680
Yeah, I mean, it's the cool move like fun scene, but he did the same, same bullshit.
532
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,680
No, that's his signature.
533
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:04,680
Well, you can tell you can tell when people direct it was like, you know, the guy who did a
534
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:12,680
right, you know, until, you know, he did it with Batman and didn't he do interstellar?
535
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,680
You know, they have the same kind of looking feel to it.
536
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,680
Yeah, yeah, which is not bad thing.
537
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,680
It's a good picture.
538
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,680
Yeah, yeah, it's just direct to you.
539
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,680
Yeah, that's their style.
540
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:31,680
But it did it, but it for me, it felt the fantastic forfeel kind of like a DC movie, honestly.
541
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:38,680
Yeah, I thought it was like, because it felt a little like, I know it was purposely cheesy,
542
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:45,680
but like at times they tried to make it cheesy and like, but it definitely felt, it felt like
543
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,680
they weren't always trying to make it cheesy.
544
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,680
And sometimes it just was.
545
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,680
Well, the reason I say it is, I don't like being grim.
546
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:57,680
Well, see the reason I say that, well, that was part of it.
547
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:05,680
And like DC, they always make it like, like with the baby and stuff on this one, it was like,
548
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,680
yeah, kind of like the DCS.
549
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,680
Batman Superman was Martha.
550
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:16,680
Yeah, you know, well, it was more like, you know, they, you know,
551
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:21,680
they, you know, yeah, exactly.
552
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,680
Yeah, exactly.
553
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,680
Yeah, but it changed everything.
554
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,680
I have mama.
555
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:32,680
That man, that mama saved them from Superman, we're pretty.
556
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:33,680
That's right.
557
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,680
Yeah, superman.
558
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,680
Yeah.
559
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,680
See, that was the other thing it was like, and that movie it was like, dude, come on.
560
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:41,680
It's fucking Superman.
561
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:42,680
Yeah.
562
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,680
Yeah.
563
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,680
Yeah.
564
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,680
Like they just really made it week.
565
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,680
Oh, like we saved the squirrel.
566
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,680
Like, I was like, come on, really man.
567
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,680
You saved the squirrel.
568
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,680
Yeah.
569
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,680
Yeah.
570
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,680
Yeah.
571
00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:02,680
I watched big dudes like giant thing is like, going to fucking fall on the squirrel.
572
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,680
And like zip-bied like, picks a squirrel up, you know what I mean?
573
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,680
He saves the whole.
574
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,680
Well, I would have been better.
575
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,680
It would have been better if it had been a raccoon.
576
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,680
Because that would have been a call back to rock.
577
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,680
Yeah.
578
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,680
Yeah.
579
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,680
Yeah.
580
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,680
Yeah.
581
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,680
Yeah.
582
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,680
That's a good record.
583
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:26,680
Well, you know, I mean, they got to show him as he's just a regular guy with superpowers that
584
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,680
can destroy the world.
585
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,680
Well, he had the thing is Superman and Superman.
586
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,680
That's what they did.
587
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,680
He was just a regular guy that had superpowers.
588
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,680
Now the other Superman was a conflicted.
589
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:42,680
He was like, do I need to be the good guy?
590
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,680
But why do I have to save everybody?
591
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,680
Yeah.
592
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:49,680
And they just be a regular guy and, you know, he was conflicted.
593
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:53,680
He was like, why can't I be just fucking lowest lane all the time?
594
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,680
But no, I got to be saving the world.
595
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,680
Because he can't be.
596
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,680
Because the fantastic squirrel.
597
00:18:58,680 --> 00:18:59,680
He can't save everybody.
598
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,680
You know, and then this one, he was supposed to fuck everybody.
599
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,680
I was like, I'm confusing.
600
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,680
Yeah.
601
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:11,680
And this one, he was like, yeah, you go and hurt the hero.
602
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,680
Yeah, it's like, you go on the earth and you're gonna fuck all the ways.
603
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,680
Yeah.
604
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,680
And then you're gonna take over the planet.
605
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,680
Yeah.
606
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,680
Yeah.
607
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,680
It's like the man.
608
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,680
Yeah, that's what he wanted.
609
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,680
That's what he's dead wanted them to do.
610
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,680
Yeah.
611
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,680
Ram.
612
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:30,680
That makes more sense.
613
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,680
Yeah.
614
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,680
What would have happened?
615
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,680
You know, let's send them down here and, you know, take over.
616
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:39,680
Yeah, but that's a lot of.
617
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,680
We can do it.
618
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,680
That's a lot of shopping you got to do around that.
619
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:49,680
I like that robot chicken, skit with Superman.
620
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,680
They all have breast cancer.
621
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:59,680
And they're like, oh, because he was looking at him.
622
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,680
He's looking at them.
623
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:06,680
He's looking at them.
624
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:07,680
He's looking at them.
625
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,680
He's looking at them.
626
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,680
He's looking at them.
627
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,680
He's looking at them.
628
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:11,680
Oh, yeah.
629
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,680
He's looking at them.
630
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,680
He's looking at them.
631
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,680
He's looking at them.
632
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,680
He's looking at them.
633
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,680
He's looking at them.
634
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,680
He's looking at them.
635
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,680
He's looking at them.
636
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,680
He's looking at them.
637
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,680
Oh, yeah.
638
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:21,680
He's looking at them.
639
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,960
- I don't know if anyone is,
640
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,360
I don't even be a superintendent, but obviously we still...
641
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,880
- Yeah. - I have a pay meeting with you soon, man.
642
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,080
- I'm about to work for you.
643
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,760
- I would save you and be 40 bucks tall.
644
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:36,360
'Cause everybody worships you, man.
645
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,880
- Everybody - There you go, everybody.
646
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,500
- You're talking about everybody,
647
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,340
not only on earth, on the universe,
648
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:45,280
everybody wants to take you, you're the man.
649
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,400
- Oh yeah.
650
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,020
- That's it.
651
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:50,540
- I would have my Venmo, my cash app on my cape.
652
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,780
- You really just cash at me.
653
00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:55,340
- Yeah, up up in the way.
654
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:58,300
- Don't lay the super parker.
655
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,560
(laughing)
656
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,860
- No, I don't know that.
657
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,900
- I'm gonna be the guy, I'm super parker.
658
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:08,940
- I think you would be like super good old maintenance again.
659
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:13,940
- Once, you know, he showed up 46 minutes after everyone died
660
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,220
and then asked for money.
661
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:16,620
(laughing)
662
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:17,740
- We love him.
663
00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:21,220
- If I'm gonna be like, I would wanna be like, homelander.
664
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:25,620
- Yeah, if I was the one who was the super parker.
665
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,780
- I'd be like, homelander.
666
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:30,780
- Not exactly like, I mean, I mean, I'll be,
667
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:32,300
I'll be, you be haircut.
668
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:33,740
(laughing)
669
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,300
You be haircut, you said it.
670
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,540
You're the one who's gonna be haircut.
671
00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:38,940
(laughing)
672
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:41,140
- Yeah, you know what I'm that one?
673
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:43,140
- We've been haircut for a while.
674
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:45,540
(laughing)
675
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,380
- He's a lonely man.
676
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:49,180
- Yeah, I was a great somewhere.
677
00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:51,100
- Yeah, he's very lonely.
678
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,180
- Eventually, I wanna get powers.
679
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,700
(laughing)
680
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,860
- You get the power going boring.
681
00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,420
(laughing)
682
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:00,980
- Yeah, no.
683
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,780
Y'all not remember the movie?
684
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:05,100
- I do, but wasn't he?
685
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,580
- Yeah, I had got, yeah, it was a drunk.
686
00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:10,780
- And he said he's there on, right?
687
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,260
- Yeah, but yeah.
688
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:13,100
- Yeah, yeah.
689
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:16,460
- Yeah, she was the kryptonite, yeah.
690
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,820
- Yeah, she was his kryptonite.
691
00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:19,660
- Yeah.
692
00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:22,060
- But he had to go in the middle of it.
693
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:23,340
- He was so, Fred.
694
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,980
- Oh, we all drove.
695
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:29,820
- Now that to wrap up our fantastic four freaking news,
696
00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:31,940
we can't talk about it at all.
697
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:34,500
We talked about it, it was baby heavy, it was a movie.
698
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,980
- Oh, right, oh.
699
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,100
- Startable fantasy four in and on haircut.
700
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,740
- And do, and do it more in the next part.
701
00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,580
- And do it more in the next part.
702
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,780
- Yeah, that's right.
703
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:44,780
(laughing)
704
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:48,260
- We started in, we moved you review with handcocks.
705
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:49,260
(laughing)
706
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:50,500
- For handcock.
707
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:53,100
- All right, it's one of our hands on one.
708
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:54,980
- If you like talking about movies,
709
00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:56,780
you're probably dealing with handcock.
710
00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:58,540
- If you wanna talk about movies,
711
00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:00,500
but not actually talk about the movies,
712
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,540
or know what movies we're talking about.
713
00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:05,220
This is the show for you, Liz.
714
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:08,420
- If you like movies, you'll love your handcock.
715
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,260
- I'm sorry.
716
00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:11,060
- Yeah, you'll love handcock.
717
00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,060
(laughing)
718
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:13,900
- But handcock is in one hand.
719
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:16,460
(laughing)
720
00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:18,700
- Wishing the other people to feel the break.
721
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,900
So Fred speaking of movies,
722
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,980
what about one time a podcast,
723
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:25,980
are you listening to me?
724
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:26,820
- About living?
725
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:28,180
- I love that movie.
726
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,180
- Yeah, that's a good movie.
727
00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:30,020
That's a good movie.
728
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:31,300
- Well, you know what I said?
729
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:33,460
More like handcock, speaking of handcock,
730
00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:34,460
we've got a podcast.
731
00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:36,700
- Well, I didn't wanna get two per person.
732
00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,180
(laughing)
733
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,740
Look at their honor, Rodic Podcast.
734
00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:41,620
Why aren't we in a Rodic Podcast?
735
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,140
- Yeah, we are.
736
00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:43,980
- Oh, we are.
737
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:44,820
- Oh, I want to get one.
738
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:46,060
- Yeah, we're gonna live there.
739
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:48,220
- Yeah, we're in a Rodic Podcast.
740
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:51,380
- Put your hand on the cock and see this in the space.
741
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:53,540
(laughing)
742
00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:54,900
- Don't listen to this, man.
743
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:55,740
(upbeat music)
744
00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:56,580
- Oh, Lord.
745
00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:57,820
(upbeat music)
746
00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:58,980
- Oh, there it is.
747
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,180
- Fred, are there any,
748
00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:04,660
in the world of podcasting other than ourselves, of course,
749
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,980
is there anyone you dare listen to?
750
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:10,100
- Yeah, man, I was doing a little search today.
751
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,100
I got all of you listening to podcast when I drive.
752
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:12,940
I drive a lot.
753
00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:16,180
- I work, so I like to have a little funny podcast.
754
00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:18,620
And I try, I don't want one like,
755
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:21,060
whale sounds?
756
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,100
- Yeah.
757
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:22,940
- Suming.
758
00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:23,780
- Okay.
759
00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:27,220
- So I don't wanna, like,
760
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,500
I don't want, like,
761
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:33,540
the Jason Bateman podcast or like,
762
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,380
- Celebrities.
763
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:35,220
- To try to look for something.
764
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:36,820
Yeah, I don't want real celebrity.
765
00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:37,660
- You, he's more like,
766
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:39,580
- Out of all the podcast he said.
767
00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:41,380
- He said, "Gee, yeah."
768
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,220
(laughing)
769
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:45,060
- Yeah, well, because I did, I did,
770
00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:46,500
I started listening to it,
771
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,820
but then those guys are just so pretentious.
772
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,220
They got so much money.
773
00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:51,060
- Right.
774
00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:53,580
- That's the talk about is like,
775
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:55,460
yeah, you know,
776
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,740
but, you know, I'm not listening to Rogan,
777
00:24:57,740 --> 00:24:58,580
'cause, you know,
778
00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,420
- That's the blackling.
779
00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:01,820
- And let the guarantee will never talk about money,
780
00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:03,340
'cause we will never have it.
781
00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:04,420
(laughing)
782
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,180
- We have never had that.
783
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:07,340
- That's right, listen, guarantee.
784
00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:10,900
- So I got the searchin' and I found this one,
785
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,660
and evidently it's pretty popular,
786
00:25:12,660 --> 00:25:14,300
but I just found it.
787
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:16,940
And it's called my dad, Robert and Porno.
788
00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:20,180
And it's like,
789
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:22,020
it's these three English people,
790
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,900
it's two guys and a girl.
791
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:27,140
And one of the dudes,
792
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:32,180
his like, 65 year old dad started writing like,
793
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:34,260
- Sweatbook. - Sweatbook.
794
00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:35,100
- nasty dirt.
795
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:37,340
- Yeah, like dirty girl,
796
00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:38,820
sweatbook.
797
00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:41,900
- The book is called,
798
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:45,300
yeah, it's pretty old, I think it's done.
799
00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:47,860
Yeah, I'm saying I don't think they do work.
800
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,060
'Cause it's from like,
801
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:54,380
I think it started in like 2015, maybe 17.
802
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,220
- Right.
803
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,540
'Cause I'm-- - I didn't have a run.
804
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:58,380
- Yeah, I'm on the,
805
00:25:58,380 --> 00:25:59,820
yeah, yeah, it's run,
806
00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:01,820
but I'm waiting on the COVID seasons.
807
00:26:01,820 --> 00:26:04,660
Like, yeah, I wanted to see what they did
808
00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:06,140
that I'm saying for COVID.
809
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:10,580
But the name of the book is called Belinda Blinks.
810
00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:13,460
And like, each chapter,
811
00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:15,700
each episode is a chapter of the book
812
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:19,340
and each season is one book.
813
00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:21,060
And they've got like seven seasons.
814
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:22,660
So like, yeah.
815
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:27,660
So like, it started out his dad 65 years old, retired
816
00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:29,820
and he's like, you know what,
817
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:32,060
I want to be a novelist, you know what I'm saying?
818
00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:33,380
I want to write books.
819
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:36,020
- Right. - So he just fucking wrote a book
820
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:39,740
and then published it himself on Amazon.
821
00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:41,860
And like, the e-book was,
822
00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:44,620
yeah, the e-book was like $1.99
823
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:49,620
and his son was like, you know,
824
00:26:49,620 --> 00:26:54,140
this is really crazy that about 65 year old dad
825
00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:56,820
is writing these dirty books.
826
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:59,620
- My name is like, let's just read about loud.
827
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:01,060
We read them, we read them out,
828
00:27:01,060 --> 00:27:02,220
I'll read them out loud
829
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,340
and you guys can just commentate on it.
830
00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:06,780
- Right. - And it is hilarious, man.
831
00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:10,380
I mean, like, I haven't left so long.
832
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:11,380
(laughs)
833
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:12,380
In a while, man.
834
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:15,340
I mean, just the things like, you know,
835
00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:18,100
Blinda opened up,
836
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:20,380
busting bizzards and like,
837
00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:21,940
'cause they're English, they're English too.
838
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,260
So that gives them the extra-
839
00:27:23,260 --> 00:27:24,100
- Right, yeah.
840
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,900
'Cause yeah, I was like, I'm gonna fucking like this.
841
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,140
And I don't fucking like it,
842
00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:29,220
but she was saying, "Buzzle bizzards."
843
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:30,300
- Yeah, I mean, it's,
844
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:31,540
(laughs)
845
00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:35,100
but I mean, I suggested it's hilarious.
846
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:38,500
I think it's really funny and it's worthless.
847
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,420
But evidently, like, yeah, the books,
848
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:42,660
after they started the podcast,
849
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:44,260
the book started flying off the shelves.
850
00:27:44,260 --> 00:27:45,100
- Oh, I'm sure.
851
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:48,460
- And like, he actually got like a real publisher
852
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:52,460
to publish like the books in paperback, I guess.
853
00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:53,300
You know what I mean?
854
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,140
As they do.
855
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:57,780
- Yeah, you can buy all of them.
856
00:27:57,780 --> 00:27:59,660
- Yeah, you can buy it?
857
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:01,180
No, you can buy all of them.
858
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:06,180
But yeah, she's an executive in the pots and pans industry.
859
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:10,020
Like, (laughs)
860
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:13,900
which is as funny as,
861
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,740
like, she goes on international deals
862
00:28:16,740 --> 00:28:18,820
just to try to say, like, get it where?
863
00:28:18,820 --> 00:28:20,140
Yeah, I was there.
864
00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:22,100
And like, she's got a silly appeal.
865
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,300
She's always,
866
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,460
she's always fucking somebody, man.
867
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:26,300
I mean,
868
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,140
(laughs)
869
00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,460
- Oh yeah, there's what dude,
870
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,940
there's what dude, she was fucking,
871
00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:33,100
and then like,
872
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:35,820
she had to fucking,
873
00:28:35,820 --> 00:28:37,620
'cause he was like a pig,
874
00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:40,020
you know, he's big play in pots and pans.
875
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:41,260
- Right.
876
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:43,820
- But dude had like a little dick, you know what I'm saying?
877
00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:45,660
And they just described it like, you know,
878
00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:47,220
how small is it?
879
00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:50,620
And then like season two,
880
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:53,260
the guy comes back around, you know what I'm saying?
881
00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:54,860
Like, she just fought him one night
882
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:56,420
and then like, you know,
883
00:28:56,420 --> 00:28:57,500
never heard from him again,
884
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,100
but he comes back and sees it too.
885
00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:01,100
He just got back from Brazil
886
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:03,500
and then he left the chapter on the cliffhanger.
887
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,460
She was like, I got to tell you something.
888
00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:06,300
And then he was like,
889
00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:07,340
"Hey, what is he gonna tell him?"
890
00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:10,700
What, oh my God, is he got a eats or something?
891
00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:11,380
- You know, some like,
892
00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:12,940
you don't crazy shit.
893
00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:14,420
And then he lived on the cliffhanger
894
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,620
until he go into the next and they were all like,
895
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:17,460
what happened?
896
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:18,300
What is it?
897
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:19,980
He went and got a damn,
898
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:23,980
he went and got his dick extended in Brazil.
899
00:29:23,980 --> 00:29:25,460
(laughs)
900
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:26,820
- Oh, I'm a friend.
901
00:29:26,820 --> 00:29:28,540
(laughs)
902
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:30,060
- He just gets off the plate,
903
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:33,300
like from coming to have, from having this surgery
904
00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:36,100
to meet her and she was all like,
905
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:37,700
(laughs)
906
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:40,060
if I squeeze my pussy to say,
907
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,900
the penis might come off the side.
908
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:43,540
(laughs)
909
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:44,380
- Oh no.
910
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:46,260
- Cause he just get off the plate.
911
00:29:46,260 --> 00:29:48,540
Like, he just come back from getting the surgery
912
00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:50,340
and he goes straight to fucking,
913
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:53,900
and they're like, oh, it's just hilarious, man.
914
00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:55,660
It's so funny.
915
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:56,820
It's so funny.
916
00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:59,260
I recommend everyone check it out.
917
00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:01,940
Not while you're, it's not, you know, we're,
918
00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:05,260
we're all right.
919
00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:06,260
- They're better.
920
00:30:06,260 --> 00:30:07,100
- Right.
921
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:08,420
- We're all right.
922
00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:09,260
- It's fine.
923
00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:12,740
- We're no, we're no, my dad wrote a point, oh, but.
924
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,540
- None of us have an end in the ends
925
00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:17,020
in the pots and pans industry, Fred.
926
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,860
That's our problem.
927
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:19,500
(laughs)
928
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,340
- I had one connection in the pots and pans
929
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:22,340
that wouldn't be different.
930
00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:23,860
- We pots and pans.
931
00:30:23,860 --> 00:30:24,860
- We pots and pans.
932
00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:25,700
- We pots and pans.
933
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,260
(laughs)
934
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,260
- There you go.
935
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,820
We recommend it.
936
00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:31,940
It's a black leaking collective.
937
00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:35,100
- Yeah, maybe a recommendation.
938
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,700
- Give it a listen.
939
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,020
- Tweedis.
940
00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:41,460
- Tweedis about, and tweet us at whatever the name of their way.
941
00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:44,140
- Oh, dad wrote a point, oh, hashtag.
942
00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:46,460
Those guys, dad wrote a point, oh.
943
00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:47,300
- Hashtag.
944
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:48,140
- Hashtag.
945
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:48,980
- Hashtag.
946
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:50,140
- There you go.
947
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,980
That way we'll know that you listen to us.
948
00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:53,820
- To a tune.
949
00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:54,660
- Instead of them.
950
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:55,660
- Did it bang bang?
951
00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:56,500
- Did it ever.
952
00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,340
- Yeah.
953
00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:58,500
- What if we read it?
954
00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:01,140
What if we did like our own version of it?
955
00:31:01,140 --> 00:31:03,220
- What if we read it?
956
00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:09,260
- I find it dirty book and like.
957
00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:12,860
- I feel like Alan probably has some kind of central.
958
00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:16,300
- How about the DLC reads playboys?
959
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:18,820
Like, do they still make playboys?
960
00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:19,660
- I don't know.
961
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:20,620
They make,
962
00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:21,460
- Which of the playboys?
963
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:23,620
- Do they still make playboys?
964
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:26,860
- Penthouse, whatever, remember the old one?
965
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:28,620
- The now's the form.
966
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:31,820
- That they used to have the stories, the, yeah.
967
00:31:31,820 --> 00:31:35,380
- Yeah, the form, yeah, the form you could write in.
968
00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:38,900
I was driving a truck down I-95 and I said this.
969
00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:42,260
(laughing)
970
00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:47,260
- I got an audio of when they were talking about the woman.
971
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:49,860
- Hey, she was a ho-a.
972
00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:51,620
- B, she was a ho-a.
973
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:52,700
- She was a ho-a.
974
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:53,540
- Hey, ho-a.
975
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:54,980
- She was a ho-a.
976
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:56,500
- B, she was a ho-a.
977
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:58,620
(laughing)
978
00:31:58,620 --> 00:31:59,860
- Ho-a.
979
00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:01,300
- Was that ho-a?
980
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:06,300
- Well Fred, we could read our own take on Wolf Hotel,
981
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:09,940
the series by K.A. Tucker.
982
00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:10,780
- Ah.
983
00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:13,420
- Some of the scenes can be monotonous.
984
00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:16,460
And I want you guys to tell me what any of these letters mean.
985
00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:20,780
But there are several M, F, M, F, F and anal scenes.
986
00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:25,100
Beware, it has the M, F, C as a virgin trope
987
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:27,460
and the M, C is a billionaire.
988
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:30,540
I personally love those tropes, but some hate them.
989
00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:33,700
- Okay, say them, say what?
990
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:37,260
- M, F, M, I assume is man, lady, man, right?
991
00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:39,460
It's a tag team.
992
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:43,460
F, F would be two ladies.
993
00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:46,060
- All right.
994
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:48,860
- M, F, C I guess would be main female character.
995
00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:50,740
Yeah, and M, M, C is main male character.
996
00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:51,740
That makes sense.
997
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:54,300
- Maybe man, man female child.
998
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:57,060
- He's a true hope guy.
999
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,220
(laughing)
1000
00:32:58,220 --> 00:32:59,700
- Not fancy for Fred.
1001
00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:01,780
(laughing)
1002
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:08,540
- Just letting you have nasty books out there for us to read.
1003
00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:10,300
We're not gonna read any of them.
1004
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:11,460
We'll be awkward.
1005
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:12,460
- I don't know how to read them.
1006
00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:13,700
- Nasty book.
1007
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,020
- Oh, we ain't reading them.
1008
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,180
- I don't know book.
1009
00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:17,860
- That's right.
1010
00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:18,860
- I'm gonna read that.
1011
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:19,860
- Regular ass book.
1012
00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:20,700
- I wouldn't have read one.
1013
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,300
(laughing)
1014
00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:23,820
- I'm gonna read that 30 book.
1015
00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:25,340
- One that, you know, anyway.
1016
00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:27,940
- I'm gonna say it, but reading puts me to sleep, man.
1017
00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:29,940
- The reading suits you to put you to sleep.
1018
00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:31,940
- Yeah, yeah.
1019
00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:33,500
- 'Cause you relax your brain hold.
1020
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:38,500
- I mean, like, no, like, I mean like two minutes, right?
1021
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,940
- And my eyes are heavy, man.
1022
00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:42,780
- All right.
1023
00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:44,260
(laughing)
1024
00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:46,460
- Make a laugh, make a laugh.
1025
00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:48,980
- Orientation must have been really hard for you.
1026
00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:49,820
- Yeah.
1027
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:50,980
- Yeah.
1028
00:33:50,980 --> 00:33:53,980
- The little brown dog, Joe.
1029
00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:55,300
(laughing)
1030
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,140
- Yeah.
1031
00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:58,100
- You know why, Fred?
1032
00:33:58,100 --> 00:34:00,740
Because you're not doing the voices when you read.
1033
00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:02,340
- He's like, he's having a road.
1034
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:04,300
- He's having a road.
1035
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:07,900
- He's like, "Odjix in Miracene."
1036
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,740
(laughing)
1037
00:34:09,740 --> 00:34:10,580
- What the fuck?
1038
00:34:10,580 --> 00:34:13,020
(laughing)
1039
00:34:13,020 --> 00:34:16,180
- No, I had a dude record for me today.
1040
00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:18,180
- Oh, man. - He had a man record for me today, man.
1041
00:34:18,180 --> 00:34:23,020
- Yeah, like, he was pulling out, taking a lift,
1042
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,860
and on a busy street, and the car,
1043
00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:30,100
there was two lane road cars going down,
1044
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:32,380
and he's trying to, he's trying to come out.
1045
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:37,460
The car stopped, and to let him out,
1046
00:34:37,460 --> 00:34:40,940
but he couldn't see on the other side of the car
1047
00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:45,940
on his way, and he pulled out, and it was a trailer,
1048
00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:49,100
it was like a cruel yard, mating disguise,
1049
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,580
and he hit the back end of the trailer, man.
1050
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:55,180
Spun his ass around, tore the front end off the car.
1051
00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:56,180
- So, three of you.
1052
00:34:56,180 --> 00:35:00,340
- And like I said, it happened, two cars ahead of me,
1053
00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:02,860
and the other two cars just kept on going,
1054
00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:04,500
and like, I stopped and went out there,
1055
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:05,740
and like, checked on him.
1056
00:35:05,740 --> 00:35:06,580
- You were on the car.
1057
00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:09,100
- You were on the car. - Yeah, yeah, I was.
1058
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,100
(laughing)
1059
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:12,740
I had a direct traffic for like 10 minutes, yeah, I was there.
1060
00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:15,620
- Yeah, I don't know, like, I also took him to the EMS,
1061
00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:17,620
took him to the hospital, hit the surgery,
1062
00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:20,980
sat with him in recovery, I need to get paid for all this.
1063
00:35:20,980 --> 00:35:23,940
- Like, the trailer, he hit, like,
1064
00:35:23,940 --> 00:35:26,220
they kept on going for like, maybe 200 feet,
1065
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:28,220
and I was like, I ain't walking down there.
1066
00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:29,900
(laughing)
1067
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:31,980
- His case is so-- - Yeah, I was like,
1068
00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:33,980
yeah, I was like, I was there, right here,
1069
00:35:33,980 --> 00:35:36,300
and they all, I ain't getting off me.
1070
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,340
- Right.
1071
00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:39,780
- I'd checked on the key, and the 18-year-old dude,
1072
00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:41,340
he was so nervous.
1073
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,820
- Oh, I bet.
1074
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:46,340
- That sucks, was he in a work-art, work vehicle, or no?
1075
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:51,340
- No, he was in like a, like a Pearl White Acura by his
1076
00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:54,060
- Yeah. - His car, this little Ritz can get in my hand.
1077
00:35:54,060 --> 00:35:55,620
- Yeah, his mom, he got what's going on.
1078
00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,820
- Yeah, his mom, he was, he was like,
1079
00:35:57,820 --> 00:36:00,420
my mom, my mom was coming.
1080
00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:02,540
- Oh, she fine.
1081
00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:05,940
- I was like, man, you're gonna talk more about her.
1082
00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:08,020
- Oh, my mom, you're just here.
1083
00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:10,140
- Your mom, my pretty, she got big tinnitus.
1084
00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:11,780
(laughing)
1085
00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:12,860
- You know, you gotta ask your mom
1086
00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:14,340
how to start with the story.
1087
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:15,340
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1088
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:16,660
- She got the knockers.
1089
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:18,660
(laughing)
1090
00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:19,660
- Yeah.
1091
00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:21,060
- If you wanna come out innocent,
1092
00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:22,900
she's gonna have to come out and do it.
1093
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:25,220
- Yeah, people are having a fuckin' moment.
1094
00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:26,380
- You the baby.
1095
00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:27,380
- Why are we right there?
1096
00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:28,220
Why are you right there?
1097
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,220
- That's all right.
1098
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:32,180
- Me, that means you got a lone nipple.
1099
00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:33,020
- Yeah.
1100
00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:33,860
- Hey.
1101
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:36,060
- She was a little baby.
1102
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,220
- Are you in a real corner?
1103
00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:38,380
That's what we'll do.
1104
00:36:38,380 --> 00:36:40,500
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1105
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,940
- The only corner with traffic, my head.
1106
00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:44,580
(laughing)
1107
00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:45,860
- A traffic based corner, that's.
1108
00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:46,700
- All the right.
1109
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:49,180
- 70s Mac,
1110
00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:50,340
- Point O, doesn't matter.
1111
00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:51,740
- Is that what you would, if you could write,
1112
00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:53,580
if you, let's say we gave,
1113
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,420
- Point B.
1114
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:55,260
- And we're not gonna.
1115
00:36:55,260 --> 00:36:57,660
- If you were in something, you could get my money.
1116
00:36:57,660 --> 00:36:58,500
- Sorry.
1117
00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,900
- Yeah, no bitch.
1118
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:00,740
(laughing)
1119
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:01,580
- I'm the one who's not.
1120
00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:03,580
- What are you saying?
1121
00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:05,420
- He's gonna do a 70s one.
1122
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:08,020
He's bringing the bush back.
1123
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:10,300
(laughing)
1124
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:11,620
- No one talks to you.
1125
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:12,620
(laughing)
1126
00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:13,980
- He's bringing the bush back.
1127
00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:16,140
- No one talks to Johnson Black that way.
1128
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:18,500
(laughing)
1129
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:21,020
- It's wheat puts a sweat like Jim Sack's.
1130
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:21,860
- Ooh.
1131
00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:23,860
(laughing)
1132
00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:25,660
- Gross.
1133
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,100
- Eat that burger baby.
1134
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:31,100
(laughing)
1135
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,100
- Yeah, better.
1136
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:34,420
- Oh, you listen to my dad wrote a quarter, too much.
1137
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,340
(laughing)
1138
00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:38,500
- We should have taken the break when we needed to.
1139
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,340
- I was trying Alan.
1140
00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:41,180
I kept crying.
1141
00:37:41,180 --> 00:37:42,740
(laughing)
1142
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:44,060
Well, now before the break.
1143
00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:45,540
- They won't be a keep-go.
1144
00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:47,140
- Yeah, so you keep going into the break.
1145
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:51,740
Why don't you take us to break, sweet, sweet, bear Johnson?
1146
00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:52,580
- Yeah.
1147
00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:57,380
- We'll be right back, let's jump with more Black Lincoln
1148
00:37:57,380 --> 00:37:58,860
and then we'll be back.
1149
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,460
(laughing)
1150
00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:03,580
- The Black Lincoln collective podcast
1151
00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:06,620
will return after a word from our sponsors.
1152
00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:09,200
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1153
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,780
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1154
00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:16,780
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1155
00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:21,780
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1156
00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:46,740
- Welcome back to the 200th and second episode
1157
00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:48,660
of the Black Lincoln collective podcast.
1158
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,300
We're so glad you're still with us after Fred
1159
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,580
sploozed all over your radio.
1160
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:56,580
(laughing)
1161
00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:58,580
(laughing)
1162
00:38:58,580 --> 00:38:59,900
- I'm so sploozed.
1163
00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:01,100
- Maybe I shouldn't have said anything
1164
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:01,940
about you, Mark.
1165
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,780
- He didn't just bring it back.
1166
00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:06,260
- I just just flew on, flew on.
1167
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:07,420
- He don't move you.
1168
00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:08,900
- Move on with the chip.
1169
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,780
- Moving on, Fred.
1170
00:39:10,780 --> 00:39:15,020
You know, in the world that we live in,
1171
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:19,180
there are many different things, right?
1172
00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,020
Let's forget.
1173
00:39:20,020 --> 00:39:21,020
- I guess so.
1174
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:22,020
- No, I mean it's true.
1175
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:23,340
- We're not doing this.
1176
00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:24,180
- We're not doing this.
1177
00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:25,260
- The world that we live in,
1178
00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,820
there's many different things.
1179
00:39:26,820 --> 00:39:28,180
(laughing)
1180
00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:30,820
- Hey, this is Academy Award writing right here.
1181
00:39:30,820 --> 00:39:32,020
(laughing)
1182
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:32,860
Get ready for this.
1183
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:34,100
(laughing)
1184
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:37,860
- Fred, one of those things that we live in,
1185
00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:40,580
in this world with is animals.
1186
00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:41,820
Have you heard of those?
1187
00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:44,900
- I have heard of animals.
1188
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,420
- Well, Fred, that's great.
1189
00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:49,980
Because right now, we're gonna take you through
1190
00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:53,460
some of Parker's famous animal shits.
1191
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:54,780
- Oh, that's cool.
1192
00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:55,620
- That's cool.
1193
00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:56,620
- That's cool.
1194
00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:58,700
- No, no, there's music or not.
1195
00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:02,260
All right, Fred, well let's start off right here.
1196
00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:04,940
Most of these, okay, so this is both concerning
1197
00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:07,940
and uplifting to me, but mostly concerning.
1198
00:40:07,940 --> 00:40:08,780
- Yeah.
1199
00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:12,620
- Almost all of these stories happen really close to us.
1200
00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:19,220
So, Fred, just down the road from us in
1201
00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:22,540
Akin's South Carolina, which is about an hour away.
1202
00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:23,540
- Akin, yep.
1203
00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:24,860
- That's right.
1204
00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:28,300
Wasp living around a Cold War era nuclear facility
1205
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:32,820
in Akin have built four radioactive wasp nests,
1206
00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:36,100
which was raising questions about the source
1207
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,940
of their hazardous materials
1208
00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:40,380
and the extent of their environmental contamination
1209
00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:42,180
according to this report.
1210
00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:44,740
So last week, news broke that officials at the site
1211
00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:48,340
at the Savannah River site, which might be sketchy,
1212
00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:51,740
had found a couple of radioactive wasp nests.
1213
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:56,700
He said one was on a post near a tank used
1214
00:40:56,700 --> 00:41:01,700
to store nuclear waste and it was probing 100,000 DPM
1215
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:08,460
by 100 centimeter square beta slash gamma.
1216
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:11,980
- That's a lot of DPM slash beta slash gamma.
1217
00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:14,700
- That's the more DPM's that I've been comfortable with,
1218
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:17,300
especially when you made this last gamma.
1219
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:18,300
- Yeah.
1220
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:22,740
- For those of you who aren't nuclear scientists like us,
1221
00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:27,540
yeah, that contamination level is greater than 10 times
1222
00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:32,540
the total contamination values of what would the government
1223
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:34,220
would consider,
1224
00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:36,740
- Right, consider for us,
1225
00:41:36,740 --> 00:41:39,340
- So like radioactive contaminant,
1226
00:41:39,340 --> 00:41:43,100
not related to a loss of contamination control, right?
1227
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:46,380
- So, you have to rinse the shed or just slip the shed.
1228
00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:49,060
- No, they're fine, the wasps are just wasps.
1229
00:41:49,060 --> 00:41:51,420
- They are.
1230
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,020
- It's just that all their shit is radioactive,
1231
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:53,940
which could lead to the--
1232
00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:54,940
- Those fingers.
1233
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:57,420
- Right, it could lead down the road.
1234
00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:58,900
I mean, it's not like you need wasps,
1235
00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:00,740
they're already pissed, man.
1236
00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:05,180
- Let's go get stung by them wasps and get superpowers.
1237
00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:06,260
- Yeah, I wouldn't know.
1238
00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:07,300
- Let's go.
1239
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:08,140
- I don't wanna do that.
1240
00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:09,700
- They're gonna be wasps, man.
1241
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:12,380
- They said, unfortunately they did already spray
1242
00:42:12,380 --> 00:42:14,620
all the wasps and killed them.
1243
00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:16,420
- It's gonna actually,
1244
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:17,700
- No, they bought the meek.
1245
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,180
- Super soldiers, man.
1246
00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:20,180
- Yeah, exactly.
1247
00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:23,140
- They told them they killed them.
1248
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:25,140
- Yeah, they killed them.
1249
00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:25,980
- They killed them.
1250
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:26,980
- They killed them.
1251
00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:29,260
- Yeah.
1252
00:42:29,260 --> 00:42:30,780
- And now you know.
1253
00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:34,620
- We're gonna have one of you wasps, man.
1254
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:35,620
- And that is crazy.
1255
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,460
- And that is crazy.
1256
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:39,300
- You were just, you were just,
1257
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,300
- You were, you were, you were,
1258
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:43,500
well those would be bees, but humans can't live
1259
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,340
in that environment.
1260
00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:45,180
They would have died.
1261
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:47,660
And wasps survived.
1262
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:48,500
I wonder if I'm gonna need those.
1263
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,380
- Wasps were evil, man.
1264
00:42:50,380 --> 00:42:53,220
- Roaches and what else is in there that survived?
1265
00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:54,500
- We don't have Roaches here, Alan.
1266
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,820
We have Palmetto bugs.
1267
00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:56,660
- Well.
1268
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:58,500
- Now they're, I'll Metto bugs.
1269
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,340
- Palmetto.
1270
00:43:00,340 --> 00:43:02,180
- Yeah.
1271
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:03,020
- Palmetto bugs.
1272
00:43:03,020 --> 00:43:04,180
- Palmetto bugs.
1273
00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:06,180
- Now they have metal shells, apparently.
1274
00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:07,020
- Yeah, Palmetto.
1275
00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:09,300
- Let's see.
1276
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,620
- Well, they're like,
1277
00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:12,460
(laughing)
1278
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,460
- Yeah, they're evil, they're like.
1279
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:16,180
- I'm gonna keep you, you're the best.
1280
00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:18,180
(laughing)
1281
00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:19,020
- Yeah.
1282
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,020
- I'm scared of you.
1283
00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:20,860
- I'm scared of you.
1284
00:43:20,860 --> 00:43:21,700
- I'm scared of you.
1285
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,220
(laughing)
1286
00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:27,740
- Where's my little little little little little little little.
1287
00:43:27,740 --> 00:43:28,580
(laughing)
1288
00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:31,180
- I could take on some lost prey, yeah.
1289
00:43:31,180 --> 00:43:32,180
- Ow.
1290
00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:33,420
- Man, next time.
1291
00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:35,220
How scary would that be if you sprayed a wasps
1292
00:43:35,220 --> 00:43:36,620
and it was like, (laughing)
1293
00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:37,660
Fuck you.
1294
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:38,500
(laughing)
1295
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:39,820
- Yeah, I'm fuck you.
1296
00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:40,860
- Good enough, I got you.
1297
00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:42,180
- It's got power in it.
1298
00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:43,180
- Yep.
1299
00:43:43,180 --> 00:43:44,180
- Yeah.
1300
00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:45,740
- Ever these are eyes.
1301
00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:48,580
- Speaking of laser eyes, not really.
1302
00:43:48,580 --> 00:43:52,060
Let's roll down the road, just down from your house
1303
00:43:52,060 --> 00:43:55,940
to the great area of Newberry South Carolina, right?
1304
00:43:55,940 --> 00:43:57,020
- All right.
1305
00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,180
- Newberry.
1306
00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:02,020
- Yep, our buddies at the Newberry County Sheriff's Office
1307
00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:06,660
said they saw part of a snake
1308
00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:09,660
and so people had to go find it.
1309
00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:15,660
So they went and found a python that apparently they said
1310
00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:17,580
was someone's pet, but it escaped.
1311
00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:20,340
It is like 26 feet long.
1312
00:44:20,340 --> 00:44:22,140
- Oh yeah, I've seen the picture of it.
1313
00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:25,260
- I wish, hold on, let me see if I can share this.
1314
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:27,700
- Yeah, they had like four people holding it.
1315
00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:29,820
- Yeah, three people holding it and like,
1316
00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:33,820
it's legitimately 12 feet long.
1317
00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:35,180
At least.
1318
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:39,780
See, I may be longer, I think that's longer than 12 feet.
1319
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:42,140
I don't know how wide a lane is on a road.
1320
00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:45,620
- Hey, too much.
1321
00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:46,460
- What are you doing?
1322
00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:48,820
- It's like the edge of the pavement to the--
1323
00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:49,860
- It's a country black spread.
1324
00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:52,540
- The edge of the pavement to the yellow line
1325
00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:54,180
is supposed to be 25 feet.
1326
00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:56,100
- Really?
1327
00:44:56,100 --> 00:45:01,100
- Hey, you know, my Anaconda don't want none.
1328
00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:04,580
- What's your bun's bun?
1329
00:45:04,580 --> 00:45:07,260
- That is true.
1330
00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:08,100
- That is true.
1331
00:45:08,100 --> 00:45:10,500
- You know that about your Anaconda for quite a while.
1332
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:13,580
- It's okay.
1333
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:15,500
- It could have been his Anaconda that got out.
1334
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,580
- The room was the truth.
1335
00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:21,540
- The room that you ever heard about my Anaconda's
1336
00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:22,540
100% true.
1337
00:45:22,540 --> 00:45:24,620
(laughing)
1338
00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:26,220
- He's talking to me.
1339
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:28,260
- Are you afraid of snakes?
1340
00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:29,780
I am deathly afraid of snakes.
1341
00:45:29,780 --> 00:45:31,380
I'm gonna be honest.
1342
00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:33,180
I'm not afraid of them,
1343
00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:36,060
but I don't like to be startled by them.
1344
00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:36,900
- Right.
1345
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,340
- Would you like, I avoid them.
1346
00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:40,460
- Yeah, right.
1347
00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:45,220
- Like we were playing golf last year during the golf trip
1348
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:50,220
and dude hit his ball into like a bed of rocks.
1349
00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:51,900
You know the big,
1350
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:52,740
- Yeah, yeah.
1351
00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:54,780
- Rocks that they used to like drainage.
1352
00:45:54,780 --> 00:45:55,620
- Yeah, sure.
1353
00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:58,660
- And he was over there, yeah, he was over there.
1354
00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:02,380
We were over there looking for his ball and this is like,
1355
00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:05,140
it's mid fall, early fall.
1356
00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,460
And I was like, fuck this.
1357
00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:08,380
I was like nah, snakes be over here.
1358
00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:10,220
Y'all say snakes be in here.
1359
00:46:10,220 --> 00:46:12,540
And as soon as I turn around, I see one.
1360
00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:14,420
And I was like, yep, nope.
1361
00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:15,260
It was great.
1362
00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:16,980
I don't know what kind of snake it was,
1363
00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:18,380
but you know.
1364
00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:19,380
- See African Grayson.
1365
00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:21,300
- Like see, I get, start, I got a spark.
1366
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:25,700
But like, if I can see a snake from over there,
1367
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:28,420
like, you know, oh, there's a snake.
1368
00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:30,740
- Yeah, I mean, stay away.
1369
00:46:30,740 --> 00:46:33,140
- Now, it's good at it, but I'm not gonna fuck with it either.
1370
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:33,980
Respect it.
1371
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:34,820
- Yeah, man.
1372
00:46:34,820 --> 00:46:35,660
- You're gonna respect, pull it.
1373
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,500
- Yeah, exactly.
1374
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,700
I'm gonna be like, if I'm working and I see a snake,
1375
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:39,740
it's like, hey, snake.
1376
00:46:39,740 --> 00:46:40,820
And I just keep on going.
1377
00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:41,820
- Right.
1378
00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:46,220
- I gave you $20, would you trap a snake?
1379
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,220
- Well, if it's a black snake, yes.
1380
00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:49,140
- No.
1381
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:49,980
- That's right, so.
1382
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,620
- I killed it.
1383
00:46:51,620 --> 00:46:54,460
- Oh, why would you kill a black snake?
1384
00:46:54,460 --> 00:46:56,460
I'll never forget when I was a kid.
1385
00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:59,820
- I can't, it was like way too close to the house.
1386
00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:00,660
You know what I'm saying?
1387
00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:01,780
It was way too close to the house.
1388
00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:02,620
- Yeah, man.
1389
00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:04,620
- If I see one out in the wild or something, then,
1390
00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:06,140
- Yeah, it's just how old.
1391
00:47:06,140 --> 00:47:07,780
- Yeah, it's just how old.
1392
00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:08,620
- Yeah.
1393
00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:11,780
- I remember when I was a kid, one time we had like an eight foot
1394
00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:13,500
black snake in our front yard.
1395
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,540
It was long as hell across.
1396
00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:19,420
It literally, coming on a higher driveway, it had,
1397
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,340
like, there was,
1398
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:21,860
a long one in head on the other end,
1399
00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:23,780
and it still covered the entire driveway.
1400
00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:25,060
And we had like,
1401
00:47:25,060 --> 00:47:25,900
you know, my mom would be like,
1402
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,780
"Stay in the house and everything."
1403
00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:31,420
And she tried to run over, and it didn't work.
1404
00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:34,820
And then my neighbor, our old neighbor,
1405
00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:36,060
and I swear to God, dude,
1406
00:47:36,060 --> 00:47:39,060
this was the oldest lady I'd ever met in my life at the time.
1407
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:40,660
She had to be like 85.
1408
00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:41,980
She was old.
1409
00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:42,980
- Oh, my God.
1410
00:47:42,980 --> 00:47:46,220
- She ran out of her house with a fucking axe.
1411
00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:48,700
Like a huge axe held over her head,
1412
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:49,660
like running, like,
1413
00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:50,860
(screaming)
1414
00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:53,300
like, "Where the fuck is this head off?"
1415
00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:56,200
And then, like, she tripped and the axe
1416
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,700
with it, my brother's head.
1417
00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,820
(laughing)
1418
00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:02,060
And then my mom ran over the snake six more times,
1419
00:48:02,060 --> 00:48:03,380
just in case.
1420
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,300
(groaning)
1421
00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:05,140
- Oh, my God.
1422
00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:06,980
- Snake's head, just in case.
1423
00:48:06,980 --> 00:48:08,220
And I'm like, "No."
1424
00:48:08,220 --> 00:48:09,540
- It doesn't taste.
1425
00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:10,540
- It still moves me.
1426
00:48:10,540 --> 00:48:13,340
- Just in case, you know.
1427
00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:15,980
- We had a snake in 40 May.
1428
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:17,940
- Yeah.
1429
00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:19,220
- The house that ate all the,
1430
00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:19,940
- The birds,
1431
00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:20,780
- The birds.
1432
00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:22,580
- Yeah, well, those were fun.
1433
00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:24,340
- I remember we used to,
1434
00:48:24,340 --> 00:48:28,620
my uncle used to clean the church,
1435
00:48:28,620 --> 00:48:30,460
like up the street.
1436
00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:32,580
- And so, man, I'm going down.
1437
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:34,900
(laughing)
1438
00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:37,220
(laughing)
1439
00:48:37,220 --> 00:48:38,300
- I'm not a shit.
1440
00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:39,300
- I did.
1441
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:40,140
- I'm not a shit.
1442
00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:41,300
- I'm not a shit.
1443
00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:42,140
- I'm not a shit.
1444
00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:42,980
(laughing)
1445
00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:44,260
- You ever in tiny teens?
1446
00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:45,980
- Yeah, I know you don't burp as a man.
1447
00:48:45,980 --> 00:48:46,820
- Yeah, I know you don't.
1448
00:48:46,820 --> 00:48:48,620
(laughing)
1449
00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:50,140
But that was a snake in the church,
1450
00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:53,060
and it was a crab note wall.
1451
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:54,500
Like, snake in the church.
1452
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:57,260
I was like, "Oh, Lord, that's a devil."
1453
00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:58,100
- Oh, you say.
1454
00:48:58,100 --> 00:48:59,260
- Oh, Lord.
1455
00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:00,100
- I knew it.
1456
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:02,580
(laughing)
1457
00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:04,420
- I assume that man will be coming to me.
1458
00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:05,740
- I'm not a shit.
1459
00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:06,580
(laughing)
1460
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:15,100
- Oh, Lord, I'm glad that we're all.
1461
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:16,580
- Oh, Lord, that came for us.
1462
00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:17,580
(laughing)
1463
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,580
- Oh, Lord, that's a devil.
1464
00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:20,420
- Oh, Lord.
1465
00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:22,020
- I see you Satan.
1466
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:24,020
(laughing)
1467
00:49:24,020 --> 00:49:25,020
- I'll pray.
1468
00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:25,860
- I'll pray.
1469
00:49:25,860 --> 00:49:26,700
- One more for you.
1470
00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:28,700
And this might be my favorite one.
1471
00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:30,820
- Give me that animal shit.
1472
00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:32,220
- This animal shit is going to get you,
1473
00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:35,220
because this one is interactive, someone.
1474
00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:36,060
- Now, Fred.
1475
00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,060
- Oh, Lord.
1476
00:49:37,060 --> 00:49:39,460
- Oh, Lord, you're catching a shit.
1477
00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:44,460
- So, scientists, because this is what scientists do sometimes,
1478
00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:47,420
in a weird wacky findings,
1479
00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:49,380
they scientists have discovered the limit
1480
00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:52,940
as to how many times a strange fish can have sex
1481
00:49:52,940 --> 00:49:54,060
in a single day.
1482
00:49:54,060 --> 00:49:57,660
That's a blue-fucking-ish fish.
1483
00:49:57,660 --> 00:50:00,620
- A strange, it must be Kanye.
1484
00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:02,220
(laughing)
1485
00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:03,900
- One fish.
1486
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,900
- One time, that's all you can fuck a fish.
1487
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:07,620
(laughing)
1488
00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:08,740
- I was like, I was like,
1489
00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:09,580
(laughing)
1490
00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:13,300
- It was crazy, the scientists found the strange fish.
1491
00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:17,820
- Not a regular one, it's a strange one.
1492
00:50:17,820 --> 00:50:21,420
- And then he wrote it down, he was like,
1493
00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:22,420
you know, he was like,
1494
00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:23,540
"What, a strange one?"
1495
00:50:23,540 --> 00:50:24,380
- What?
1496
00:50:24,380 --> 00:50:26,420
(laughing)
1497
00:50:26,420 --> 00:50:27,420
- Does that mean, like,
1498
00:50:27,420 --> 00:50:30,260
I mean, to fuck 26 more fish to make sure this is right.
1499
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:34,100
- Yeah, you gotta make sure their findings are correct.
1500
00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:34,940
- Right.
1501
00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:36,540
- You don't need to verify this.
1502
00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:37,540
- That's a fuck more.
1503
00:50:37,540 --> 00:50:38,380
- That's right.
1504
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:39,660
It's gotta be peer-approved.
1505
00:50:39,660 --> 00:50:40,900
(laughing)
1506
00:50:40,900 --> 00:50:41,980
- Police gets it, he's like,
1507
00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:44,060
"Sir, why are you fucking these fish?"
1508
00:50:44,060 --> 00:50:45,660
I'm a scientist, I get it.
1509
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:47,220
- My assistant's right in the corner,
1510
00:50:47,220 --> 00:50:48,540
I'm a doctor better at this.
1511
00:50:48,540 --> 00:50:50,540
- I'm doing an experiment.
1512
00:50:50,540 --> 00:50:52,620
(laughing)
1513
00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:54,140
- How many times have you had,
1514
00:50:54,140 --> 00:50:56,260
how many times have you got the camera with the lights?
1515
00:50:56,260 --> 00:50:57,260
- Shit.
1516
00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:58,100
- Yeah.
1517
00:50:58,100 --> 00:50:59,100
(laughing)
1518
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,180
- Start recording now.
1519
00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:02,700
As you can see, as you can see,
1520
00:51:02,700 --> 00:51:04,860
it's only one time every time.
1521
00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:07,220
(laughing)
1522
00:51:07,220 --> 00:51:13,260
- The black guy shows up and the fish's eyes
1523
00:51:13,260 --> 00:51:14,460
get real big.
1524
00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:15,780
(laughing)
1525
00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:16,500
- I mean, he's got a doctor,
1526
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:17,820
my experience is he.
1527
00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:19,420
(laughing)
1528
00:51:19,420 --> 00:51:21,100
- I can't film the guy.
1529
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:22,860
- He's not a scientist.
1530
00:51:22,860 --> 00:51:24,860
(laughing)
1531
00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:28,460
- He's just a fish fucker.
1532
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:31,020
(laughing)
1533
00:51:31,020 --> 00:51:32,820
- Well, man, this fish,
1534
00:51:32,820 --> 00:51:33,820
(laughing)
1535
00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:35,780
named Madaka, or
1536
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,300
(laughing)
1537
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:39,220
Orzius Latipas.
1538
00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:40,860
- Oh, wow.
1539
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:42,060
- Would you like to take a guess
1540
00:51:42,060 --> 00:51:44,020
as to how many times on average
1541
00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:46,540
they found that they could bang in a day?
1542
00:51:46,540 --> 00:51:48,540
And then they also have a high number,
1543
00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:50,260
like a high end.
1544
00:51:50,260 --> 00:51:51,380
- I'd say 17.
1545
00:51:51,380 --> 00:51:52,220
- 17?
1546
00:51:52,220 --> 00:51:53,060
- 17?
1547
00:51:53,060 --> 00:51:54,060
Fred, how about you?
1548
00:51:54,060 --> 00:51:55,140
- I ain't like a thousand.
1549
00:51:55,140 --> 00:51:56,380
They ain't doing that no, Dave.
1550
00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:57,380
That's all they do is fuck.
1551
00:51:57,380 --> 00:51:58,220
It's thousand.
1552
00:51:58,220 --> 00:52:00,220
That's why all these people are here now.
1553
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:01,220
(laughing)
1554
00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:02,220
Same thing before smartphones,
1555
00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:03,220
so I had nothing else to say.
1556
00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:06,220
- That's why there's both fish, fish,
1557
00:52:06,220 --> 00:52:08,780
out popular, human.
1558
00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:11,740
- Well Fred, you're close and Alan,
1559
00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:13,220
you're even closer.
1560
00:52:13,220 --> 00:52:15,260
Turns out old Madaka
1561
00:52:15,260 --> 00:52:19,620
could mate about 19 times a day on average
1562
00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:24,220
and some males made up to 27 bangings per day.
1563
00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:25,220
- Whoa.
1564
00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:26,100
- That's from our friends
1565
00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:28,540
and the Royal Society of Open Science,
1566
00:52:28,540 --> 00:52:30,900
which doesn't sound weird at all.
1567
00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:32,300
- What's the size of fish, fucker?
1568
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:33,540
- Open society.
1569
00:52:33,540 --> 00:52:34,380
- Open society.
1570
00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:36,380
- Open society.
1571
00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:39,380
- Open fish filet society.
1572
00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:40,540
- Right.
1573
00:52:40,540 --> 00:52:41,820
(laughing)
1574
00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:44,020
- So apparently Fred,
1575
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:48,060
Madaka males released less and less sperm
1576
00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:49,340
with each successful mating,
1577
00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:51,380
and successive mating eventually
1578
00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:53,820
getting daily limit of zero.
1579
00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:55,500
- Just like humans.
1580
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:58,660
- Yep, I'm sure of the 56th time, you're like,
1581
00:52:58,660 --> 00:53:00,820
"Ah, I'm gonna be like, who am I now?"
1582
00:53:00,820 --> 00:53:01,980
(laughing)
1583
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:02,980
- Yeah, I'm good.
1584
00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:04,220
(laughing)
1585
00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:06,060
- The strength,
1586
00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:07,580
those are all of them.
1587
00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:11,260
- That's right, after the first few matings, Fred,
1588
00:53:11,260 --> 00:53:14,020
the amount of sperm released drops significantly
1589
00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:17,140
to 50% who had to count this,
1590
00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:19,140
declining to 50% of the original content
1591
00:53:19,140 --> 00:53:21,060
after the first three matings,
1592
00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:25,020
and then only 0.5 to 6.3%
1593
00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:26,780
by the final mating of the day.
1594
00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:31,340
So 10 is when they really started to lose their--
1595
00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,900
- Some poor intern had to do this.
1596
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:33,740
- They were with 'em.
1597
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:39,100
- How'd it count all these fish burps?
1598
00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:41,140
- As I hear, we go again, I just count 'em.
1599
00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:43,940
- Look at them, he's throwing again, he's throwing again.
1600
00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:45,460
- Yeah, I get it.
1601
00:53:45,460 --> 00:53:47,620
- So one side just fucks 'em,
1602
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:48,900
and the other cleans it up.
1603
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:51,420
(laughing)
1604
00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:52,580
- Straight up, he's straight.
1605
00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:54,300
- And he's on number 27 today.
1606
00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,060
(laughing)
1607
00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:58,260
- Fish canals are sticky.
1608
00:53:58,260 --> 00:53:59,420
- It's all right, keep fighting.
1609
00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:00,740
- Fish canals, they're doing that.
1610
00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:02,940
- And then the fish just lay down to go.
1611
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:03,940
- Oh yeah.
1612
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:05,260
(laughing)
1613
00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:06,980
- No, the other one bites the dust.
1614
00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:08,140
- They had to go to sleep.
1615
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:12,500
- Pulse out the remote, turns the TV on and--
1616
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,740
(laughing)
1617
00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:18,820
- Dead fish is just looking at him.
1618
00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:20,140
Stop looking at me.
1619
00:54:20,140 --> 00:54:21,740
(laughing)
1620
00:54:21,740 --> 00:54:22,580
Stop looking at me.
1621
00:54:22,580 --> 00:54:23,420
- Fish.
1622
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:25,100
- There you go.
1623
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:27,260
(laughing)
1624
00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:30,860
- Well friend, all the animal shits I got for you.
1625
00:54:30,860 --> 00:54:35,500
- The salmon is like 27 times?
1626
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,140
- Oh my God.
1627
00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:38,860
- Because they do one and die?
1628
00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:40,140
- One and done, yeah?
1629
00:54:40,140 --> 00:54:42,660
- Yeah, yeah, that's it.
1630
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:44,220
- It's hard to be a salmon man.
1631
00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:45,460
- Oh, look at that.
1632
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:46,300
- Salmon.
1633
00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:49,140
- I like salmon.
1634
00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:50,300
- Salmon, salmon.
1635
00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:51,140
- Salmon?
1636
00:54:51,140 --> 00:54:51,980
- I don't know if it's salmon.
1637
00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:52,820
- Salmon is salmon.
1638
00:54:52,820 --> 00:54:53,660
- Salmon.
1639
00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:56,140
- Well, I think if you're really old
1640
00:54:56,140 --> 00:54:58,660
then that's what you call it a salmon, maybe.
1641
00:54:58,660 --> 00:54:59,660
- Yeah.
1642
00:54:59,660 --> 00:55:01,820
- My great girl, my cat's salmon.
1643
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:04,060
- Yeah, and speaking of being really old friend,
1644
00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:07,700
I have determined I may have turned the corner
1645
00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:09,540
on being old myself.
1646
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:11,260
- Ah, yeah.
1647
00:55:11,260 --> 00:55:14,060
- Yeah, maybe, I don't know, because the other day,
1648
00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:16,660
so I'm trying, I'm really trying.
1649
00:55:16,660 --> 00:55:18,700
- The balls, I was telling the toilet water.
1650
00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:22,300
- This last five years of my 40s
1651
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:25,820
that I'm gonna live up here, hopefully make it through.
1652
00:55:25,820 --> 00:55:28,620
I decided I'm gonna tell you, I'll leave it.
1653
00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:31,020
- I'm 45, I'll be 46, two months.
1654
00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:32,420
- 45.
1655
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:35,380
- So these last couple of years, I really want to make them count.
1656
00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:38,460
And so I decided, you know what I'm gonna do?
1657
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:40,700
I'm gonna start doing things that I should've been doing
1658
00:55:40,700 --> 00:55:45,700
since my 20s, like walking and taking advantage.
1659
00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:46,540
- Eating more things.
1660
00:55:46,540 --> 00:55:50,940
- I've been, no, I've caught up on the eating cat part.
1661
00:55:50,940 --> 00:55:55,940
Taking advantage of it and doing grownup stuff, I guess.
1662
00:55:55,940 --> 00:55:57,540
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1663
00:55:57,540 --> 00:56:00,700
- I picked up a few vitamins, picked up some other,
1664
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:03,460
like various supplements and stuff like that
1665
00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:07,140
to go along with my few little allergy medicine I take us up.
1666
00:56:07,140 --> 00:56:09,140
And I was like, God, man, like, what am I,
1667
00:56:09,140 --> 00:56:13,940
how am I gonna remember to take all these every day?
1668
00:56:13,940 --> 00:56:18,940
And so, yeah, so I called my, my love mother,
1669
00:56:19,060 --> 00:56:22,380
and said, Mom, do you have a pill organizing case
1670
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,420
that I can borrow or have?
1671
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:26,580
And she's like, sure.
1672
00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:29,860
So I go over and she gave me, and I wish I had it with me,
1673
00:56:29,860 --> 00:56:33,060
I don't, it's somewhere, I've also already.
1674
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:36,700
She gave me one with the biggest fucking letters on it.
1675
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:38,100
- We forget where you're doing it.
1676
00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:39,460
- Can it possibly be?
1677
00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:44,300
It was literally, I was like, every letter is huge.
1678
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:48,100
So I feel like the oldest man in the world,
1679
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:49,820
just, how have you filled it up yet?
1680
00:56:49,820 --> 00:56:51,500
I've just looked at it and I'm afraid to fill it up.
1681
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:56,740
I feel like that's like, like, like in a movie where they're like,
1682
00:56:56,740 --> 00:57:00,940
the vampires sucked his blood and all he has to do now
1683
00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:04,540
is suck another person's blood to become a full-fledged vampire.
1684
00:57:04,540 --> 00:57:07,260
I feel like that's what I was like, I got,
1685
00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:10,460
I got the pill case, but until I fill it up,
1686
00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:12,380
I'm not officially one of them yet.
1687
00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:16,460
I'm like, really?
1688
00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:18,820
I forget to fill mine up.
1689
00:57:18,820 --> 00:57:23,060
I forget to fill mine up, but I forget to take them.
1690
00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:26,060
Yeah, I'm saying for a day or two and yeah.
1691
00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:29,540
So like, yeah, I'm all disorganized with mine.
1692
00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:31,060
- Well, and then I told her, first of all,
1693
00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:32,700
- I thought it was a young Tuesday.
1694
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:33,860
- Yeah.
1695
00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:35,940
- I told her, first of all, she's younger and she had,
1696
00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:38,980
they were like, oh, I have a two-week pill case
1697
00:57:38,980 --> 00:57:40,740
and I was like, what the fuck is happening?
1698
00:57:40,740 --> 00:57:41,740
- Yeah, that's it.
1699
00:57:41,740 --> 00:57:42,740
- Yeah, that's it.
1700
00:57:42,740 --> 00:57:44,580
- I have a two-week.
1701
00:57:44,580 --> 00:57:46,940
- I have a two-week one.
1702
00:57:46,940 --> 00:57:47,780
- Yeah.
1703
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:50,940
- Then I had the, actually, I bought it at Amazon,
1704
00:57:50,940 --> 00:57:54,260
it's electronic, so it sticks to my phone.
1705
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:56,580
- Oh, it's like it, but I get close to it.
1706
00:57:56,580 --> 00:57:58,420
- Oh, it just fell.
1707
00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,860
- And take your pills and it'll have,
1708
00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:03,660
but I've used it so much that the days,
1709
00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:05,340
you can't see the letters no more.
1710
00:58:05,340 --> 00:58:07,980
So I wrote them in the picture.
1711
00:58:07,980 --> 00:58:10,660
(laughing)
1712
00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:12,300
I wrote them with a magic marker.
1713
00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:14,300
(laughing)
1714
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:15,380
- Have them in English.
1715
00:58:15,380 --> 00:58:16,380
(laughing)
1716
00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:17,380
- Have them in English.
1717
00:58:17,380 --> 00:58:19,540
(laughing)
1718
00:58:19,540 --> 00:58:20,380
- There you go.
1719
00:58:20,380 --> 00:58:21,980
That makes perfect sense to me.
1720
00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:22,820
(laughing)
1721
00:58:22,820 --> 00:58:24,660
- Oh, shit.
1722
00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:26,380
- So yeah, it's got me looking for other things
1723
00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:29,460
and I'm ways to stay young, Fred.
1724
00:58:29,460 --> 00:58:31,260
Now that I'm living up, you're doing old.
1725
00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:32,700
- You're up to, man.
1726
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:33,540
- With that too.
1727
00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:34,380
You gotta try to understand.
1728
00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:35,780
- I figured if I take enough vitamins,
1729
00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:38,500
eventually I'll become more vitamin than man.
1730
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:39,340
Yeah.
1731
00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:40,340
- And that's what I'm really gonna take.
1732
00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:42,180
- Put them in.
1733
00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:43,820
- Zach, vitamin.
1734
00:58:43,820 --> 00:58:44,660
- I'm not sure.
1735
00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:46,660
(laughing)
1736
00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:48,500
(laughing)
1737
00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:49,340
- Vitamin.
1738
00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:51,340
(humming)
1739
00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:52,180
- Vitamin.
1740
00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,500
(laughing)
1741
00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:55,540
- First day, come dumpster.
1742
00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:56,820
- Vitamin.
1743
00:58:56,820 --> 00:58:57,820
- Vitamin.
1744
00:58:57,820 --> 00:58:59,860
- I'm gonna give you some vitamin C.
1745
00:58:59,860 --> 00:59:01,020
(laughing)
1746
00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:02,180
- Yeah.
1747
00:59:02,180 --> 00:59:04,260
- And we'll see, I mean, cock.
1748
00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:05,420
- I'm gonna, no.
1749
00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:06,580
- We gotta, you know,
1750
00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:08,060
vitamin D.
1751
00:59:08,060 --> 00:59:09,460
(laughing)
1752
00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:11,180
- That's the only thing is old vitamins.
1753
00:59:11,180 --> 00:59:12,700
- That's the only body of a doctor.
1754
00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:13,540
- Oh, yeah.
1755
00:59:13,540 --> 00:59:14,380
- Oh, yeah.
1756
00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:16,980
(laughing)
1757
00:59:16,980 --> 00:59:18,140
- There you go.
1758
00:59:18,140 --> 00:59:19,820
- Well, we'll work on that.
1759
00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:21,420
- So, did I still in?
1760
00:59:21,420 --> 00:59:23,740
(laughing)
1761
00:59:23,740 --> 00:59:24,580
- What's that?
1762
00:59:24,580 --> 00:59:27,060
You need some way to administer the drugs?
1763
00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:27,900
- I, I,
1764
00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:28,740
- Vitamin.
1765
00:59:28,740 --> 00:59:30,540
- I'm gonna cover you in,
1766
00:59:30,540 --> 00:59:32,740
I'm gonna cover you in facial oil.
1767
00:59:32,740 --> 00:59:34,740
(laughing)
1768
00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:36,500
(laughing)
1769
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,900
- I have a great source of omega three.
1770
00:59:38,900 --> 00:59:40,940
(laughing)
1771
00:59:41,940 --> 00:59:44,660
- You had to get a Facebook official.
1772
00:59:44,660 --> 00:59:47,060
(laughing)
1773
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:49,140
- Like, where's you?
1774
00:59:49,140 --> 00:59:51,020
I've been collecting the fish from all the fish.
1775
00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:52,180
I've been fucking lately.
1776
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:53,020
(laughing)
1777
00:59:53,020 --> 00:59:54,780
- I am so much oil collected.
1778
00:59:54,780 --> 00:59:56,180
(laughing)
1779
00:59:56,180 --> 00:59:57,700
That's his trick is he has to have sex
1780
00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:59,700
with something to get in the stomach.
1781
00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:00,700
- Yeah.
1782
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:01,540
- Yeah.
1783
01:00:01,540 --> 01:00:02,700
- It's kind of like the myelina.
1784
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:05,020
- Yeah, they can pull out their fucking oranges.
1785
01:00:05,020 --> 01:00:06,820
- Yeah, they can pull out their oranges.
1786
01:00:06,820 --> 01:00:08,660
(laughing)
1787
01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:09,820
- Hold on one second.
1788
01:00:10,820 --> 01:00:13,900
- I have to bang this avocado to get fatty acid.
1789
01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:15,900
(laughing)
1790
01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:20,140
- I gotta get the fatty acid.
1791
01:00:20,140 --> 01:00:21,140
- This is not over.
1792
01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:22,740
(laughing)
1793
01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:25,540
- I'm gonna fuck the fatty acids out of you avocado.
1794
01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:27,540
(laughing)
1795
01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:33,300
- It would be a great porno.
1796
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:34,460
- I wouldn't watch that actually.
1797
01:00:34,460 --> 01:00:35,300
I would love to be like,
1798
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:36,620
I'd learn a lot about this.
1799
01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:38,340
(laughing)
1800
01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:40,820
Oh my God, man.
1801
01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:42,700
- I feel like that's what we should do is we should do that
1802
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:47,220
and that way we can learn and teach.
1803
01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:49,220
(laughing)
1804
01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:51,420
- Teach him to say, learn another.
1805
01:00:51,420 --> 01:00:57,460
- And to be as the nothing else we are in form of it too.
1806
01:00:57,460 --> 01:00:58,540
- We're here to teach you.
1807
01:00:58,540 --> 01:00:59,740
- And we're trying to teach you.
1808
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:00,580
- What item is you?
1809
01:01:00,580 --> 01:01:01,420
- What?
1810
01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:03,220
- We're here to teach you what you're doing.
1811
01:01:03,220 --> 01:01:05,340
(laughing)
1812
01:01:05,340 --> 01:01:06,340
- That's right.
1813
01:01:06,340 --> 01:01:08,780
(laughing)
1814
01:01:08,780 --> 01:01:11,180
- He's taking care of something,
1815
01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:13,900
saying to get paid a currency.
1816
01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:16,180
(laughing)
1817
01:01:16,180 --> 01:01:18,740
- We love vitamin B12.
1818
01:01:18,740 --> 01:01:20,900
Abstracts with a B, love vibes.
1819
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:24,860
- I'm so sorry.
1820
01:01:24,860 --> 01:01:25,860
- Don't worry about corn.
1821
01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:27,740
I think it'd, oh, too late.
1822
01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:28,580
- Yep.
1823
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:29,420
- You know what?
1824
01:01:29,420 --> 01:01:30,260
- Corn.
1825
01:01:30,260 --> 01:01:31,100
- No.
1826
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:31,940
- Corn.
1827
01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:32,780
- I mean, I guess that would be true.
1828
01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:34,420
I guess that would be one of the caveats
1829
01:01:34,420 --> 01:01:36,220
of being vitamin man is you can like,
1830
01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:39,860
you can have sex with it or it can have sex with you, right?
1831
01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:41,220
- Yeah, it's a porno.
1832
01:01:41,220 --> 01:01:43,260
- I mean, I'm like, that's only fair.
1833
01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:44,900
Like, you know.
1834
01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:47,500
- You can't have sex with you, you know what I'm saying?
1835
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,900
- You can't, you can't fuck a carrot, can you, Fred?
1836
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:51,980
I mean, logistically speaking.
1837
01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:54,260
- No, the carrot would have to fuck a man.
1838
01:01:54,260 --> 01:01:56,500
- I don't want to be good niggas.
1839
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:58,620
- Yeah, well the carrot would be fucked vitamin man.
1840
01:01:58,620 --> 01:02:00,260
While he's fucking,
1841
01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:01,620
- He's fucking an apple.
1842
01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:03,020
(laughing)
1843
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:04,860
- He's fucking an apple, but he's an apple.
1844
01:02:04,860 --> 01:02:09,860
- He's like a queen, he's like a queen, he's a juicer.
1845
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:15,420
You think the carrot ever's answer,
1846
01:02:15,420 --> 01:02:16,420
he's juiceted juicer.
1847
01:02:16,420 --> 01:02:17,260
- Exactly.
1848
01:02:17,260 --> 01:02:20,260
- He's like a queen, he's like a queen, he's like a queen.
1849
01:02:20,260 --> 01:02:21,620
- He's a juicer, you think the carrot ever's answer,
1850
01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:22,780
he's juiceted juicer.
1851
01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:23,620
- Exactly.
1852
01:02:23,620 --> 01:02:26,260
- He's like a queen, he's like a queen, he's like a queen.
1853
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:29,260
- He's like a queen, he's like a queen, he's like a queen.
1854
01:02:29,260 --> 01:02:30,860
- He's a juicer, you think the carrot ever's answer,
1855
01:02:30,860 --> 01:02:31,700
he's juiceted juicer.
1856
01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:32,540
- Exactly.
1857
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:34,300
- He's like a queen, he's like a queen, he's like a queen,
1858
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,700
I haven't sex with the spine of a week.
1859
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:38,940
-He's like oh, yeah, yeah.
1860
01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:40,680
-In between the fish.
1861
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:45,020
(laughs)
1862
01:02:45,020 --> 01:02:46,180
-Like...
1863
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:47,360
And then he's...
1864
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,280
He has sex with shovels for iron and stuff.
1865
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:50,260
-Anyway...
1866
01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:51,680
(laughs)
1867
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,820
Let's get out of here.
1868
01:02:52,820 --> 01:02:54,280
-Yeah, he's got the mustache.
1869
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,440
(laughs)
1870
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,660
-This is not...
1871
01:02:57,660 --> 01:02:59,180
-No like, the m end the hardest.
1872
01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:01,760
-Wow, we're ending it with...
1873
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,060
Oh, we're ending it, Murray.
1874
01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:05,100
(laughs)
1875
01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,100
-We're ending it.
1876
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:07,640
-Maybe in more ways than one.
1877
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:08,840
We'll see.
1878
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,640
(laughs)
1879
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,980
We'll see if, you know, what happens.
1880
01:03:12,980 --> 01:03:14,420
So feel free, ladies and gentlemen.
1881
01:03:14,420 --> 01:03:17,280
Hey, feeling a little blue?
1882
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:20,120
Come on, they're banging yourself a couple of melons.
1883
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,660
(laughs)
1884
01:03:21,660 --> 01:03:24,560
I don't get exactly what you need.
1885
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:28,820
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are not a good influence.
1886
01:03:28,820 --> 01:03:34,000
But we will be back next week with less good influences.
1887
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,040
-Garantee...
1888
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,080
-There you go.
1889
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:39,480
-On 100 and 700 and second teams,
1890
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,980
black things like the box.
1891
01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:43,680
Whatever's coming up next.
1892
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:45,180
-All right.
1893
01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:46,380
Good night, everybody.
1894
01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:47,880
-You'll see you later.
1895
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,080
-We are laughing.
1896
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,120
(laughs)
1897
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,220
And we are very good friends.
1898
01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:54,220
Good vibes.
1899
01:03:54,220 --> 01:03:56,060
-Garing a special moment.
1900
01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:57,100
(laughs)
1901
01:03:57,100 --> 01:03:59,120
(upbeat music)
1902
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:03,120
♪ ♪
1903
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:12,660
-That's it, man.
1904
01:04:12,660 --> 01:04:13,860
Game over, man.
1905
01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:15,860
It's game over.
1906
01:04:15,860 --> 01:04:17,300
-Just hang loose, blood.
1907
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:19,700
She's gonna catch up on the rebar on the men's side.
1908
01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:21,500
♪ There's a chocolate ♪
1909
01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:25,140
(laughs)
1910
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:27,680
Oh, what a day.
1911
01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:29,700
-Come home, what is it?
1912
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:32,640
-Well, thanks all folks.
1913
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,180
-Ask a loveyster, baby.
1914
01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:37,180
-God damn hip.
1915
01:04:37,180 --> 01:04:38,680
♪ ♪
1916
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,880
-I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
1917
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,180
-As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1918
01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:45,660
-Surely, you can be serious.
1919
01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:46,860
-I am serious.
1920
01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:48,700
And don't call me sure.