Welcome to 2025 with the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast. this week, we kick off the new year in classic BLC fashion, delivering the same timeless humor and camaraderie that fans have come to know and love.
Welcome to 2025 with the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast. this week, we kick off the new year in classic BLC fashion, delivering the same timeless humor and camaraderie that fans have come to know and love.
This week’s episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, starting with Parker’s “angry soup” experience during a bout with Covid. The crew also takes a hilarious deep dive into the bizarre world of naming diseases, questioning whether having a syndrome named after them would be a badge of honor or pure nightmare fuel.
We nominate a new member to the BLC Podcast Hall of Fame. Known for his wrestling legacy and unforgettable personality, the Iron Sheik embodies everything the podcast celebrates. But the surprises don't stop there! Fans are treated to a whimsical appearance from none other than President Elon Musk, who hilariously outlines his presidential promises.
Then in “Don’t Move Here News,” we're issuing warnings about life in South Carolina. From unexpected snowstorms to celebrity blunders, the segment blends laugh-out-loud humor with a bit of local charm. On top of that, the episode takes an eyebrow-raising detour into a peculiar world record moment—a Japanese man’s jaw-dropping performance at the San Francisco Masturbate-a-thon.
Wrapping things up, Fred and Alan talk New Year’s resolutions—or their decision to skip them altogether—while introducing the concept of a “winter arc,” their fresh take on goal-setting, and so much more.
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>> Parker: Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a
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bumpy night.
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>> Freddy: Alive, life'alive
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it's alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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Podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, it's gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping
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manly stars. In the morning, I make it.
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>> Parker: With your f arger
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also
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eln on the board.
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Let's go already.
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And now let's start the ven show.
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What? Witness
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welme welcome, wieners and all, to the
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172nd edition of the Black lkol
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Collective Podcast,
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Proudly broadcasting from the palatial EC
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studios scattered all across the upstate of South
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Carolina. We've stayed alive until
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25, so thanks for sticking with
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because we own it. And
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now it's our own Personal Project.
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2025. His friend.
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>> Freddy: That's right. I'm back. It's 25. Happy
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New Year. Glad you all came back and
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joined Another beautiful podcast day
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with us. And as always,
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he's not going anywhere until
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2026 when his contracts up. But it
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ale TV.
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>> Parker: I'not going anywhere.
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>> Parker: Excep thought Alan would have a
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new spin on it on
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this. That's the thing. And Fred is
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like, it's. It's a new year
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and everything. There's like this pressure to start the
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year until like, change everything. Right,
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right. So it's really a
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testament to us and to our show that we
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didn't do any on that.
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>> Freddy: Same old.
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>> Parker: It's like time. Timeless is
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what I would call it.
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>> Parker: We started the year without an episode.
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>> Parker: Let's put it that we did.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, right, right.
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>> Parker: Already. It was been spe a year, ladies and gentle.
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>> Freddy: My, Maui trip ran over.
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>> Parker: So I think, like I said, you guys went to your buddy Jeff's
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island ye,
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while I had the COVID So yeah,
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it's crazy. It's 2025. it's
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like now it's like, what is it, the freing 11th
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of January. So it's like we can't even talk about this.
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Welcome to Valentine's Day.
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it's So obviously things are changing. It was election
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year last year. Fred, we have new president of the United States
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of America. by the time this comes out, he will be
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soon to be inaugurated. Or has he already been
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inaug?
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>> Parker: No, he be soon to be.
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>> Parker: Authorized.
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>> Parker: He's already been certified.
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>> Parker: Okay. That's what it is. It happened
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inauur well inaugurated is when they do the
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hand on the Bible.
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>> Parker: And trump like pulls Congress already
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certified.
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>> Freddy: Where's the tw I saw come in with like some old
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like old wooden trunks with
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leather straps on them and like they so they
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so over the top with it bring it in a
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folder or yeah who cares
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yeah get a dude with a lock briefcase handcuffed
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to his ownm know mean that's cool.
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>> Parker: The way with it that's way more
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like oh the launch codes Ye
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I take those two anyway
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Well it's great. We're
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excited for a brand new year.
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A brand new day Fred. I started this year
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the only way I know how and that is with.
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>> Freddy: A bowl of Mac. Oh
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>> Parker: We finished up the COVID on New Year's Day
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last day of feeling it and I d it knocked me on my
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head had Shanaa and
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I both get show my lovely wife happy 2025 year
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it got it as well she got it first of course because she
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actually work and I
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clean it.
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>> Parker: Up the bleach drink any bleach and.
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>> Parker: I drank a lot of bleach.
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>> Parker: Mom was like go get the I rem
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and this into that call your doctor. And I was
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like I feel like shit. But I'm not like
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I don't I feel like shit. I don't feel like I'm dying. Like I don't
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have any issues. I just feel this
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flashlight you can find right Stick it up your
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ass.
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>> Freddy: Drink the bleach and stick the Then.
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>> Parker: Put the b your face and run to the light.
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have fun with it. You remember those
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humongous batteries Fred? What were they called? Like the
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ones that had like the curls coming up the top of them? Yeah
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yeah those used to be everything.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: You don't see the 12
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maybe yeah.
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>> Parker: Had on the flashlight you put him.
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>> Parker: On the the graphing Allean 2025 battery.
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>> Freddy: Chat.
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>> Parker: Exly what we were we talked about what can we do? We're like
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batteries Mayabbe battery. Nothing but batteries.
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Triple A T remember batteries.
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advanced in the past 50 years has been
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batteries.
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like oh yeah yeah.
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>> Parker: But it hasn't changed it. No
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I mean a battery will last what two days
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maybe on a phone.
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sweetest battery like I always wanted if I needed
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batteries was the durl with the with the
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thing side. Yeah,
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you power.
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>> Parker: You had to hurt your fingers so
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severely.
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I guess. I don't know.
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>> Freddy: Like, it look like mood ring colors, you
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>> Parker: It was. Then you go
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to the crazy part about it. It was used.
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dead.
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>> Parker: So. Yeah. So we started out co. Like I said, it knocked me on my
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ass. And I tried because I was, you
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know, I was basically in bed for four days.
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and so again, so was my wife. And thankfully my mom took the kids.
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Everybody, they didn't get sick or anything was great. But
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I thought when I was this fever dream of four
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days, I was like, oh, I'll. I'll make
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sure to write down anything I think of.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: In case, you know, for the show. Maybe there'll be some insights.
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Fever dream I rawness of it. Right,
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and suffering and pooping a lot and everything. Sorry,
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kids. and the only thing I wrote in my notes.
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Let me read it to you.
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I wrote two words, Fred. Angry.
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soup.
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I wrote that, as I recall, while
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sitting on rest.
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angry soup describes my Covid
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experience. And not in a gooda.
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>> Freddy: But.
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>> Parker: But w.
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That's what commander
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bring mep.
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>> Freddy: Release the soup.
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>> Parker: So. Yeah, but we're all good. I'm glad you know, like, so we're
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go guys good. Yes.
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>> Freddy: Yes.
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>> Parker: It's that time of year, man. Everybody's getting sick and you can't do
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anything about it.
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>> Freddy: I know it. My mom, she had bronchitis
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>> Parker: Oh, damn.
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>> Freddy: The kids. The kids had something. I think the kids
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had strip, but it was like a kid strip. So
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it just made them break out with, like, bumps all over
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them. Like a rash all over. And I thought I was like,
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oh, they got chicken pox. But it was
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chicken pox. Yeah. Wasn't chicken poox,
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but I don. Know, this just. It's
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crazy.
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I'mna let that sit for a second. no.
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you me ask you a question? I was thinking about this, and this has nothing to do with
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anything else we're talking about, but in your life, let's
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say you developed a rash. So one time when I
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was like, really? When I was like, 18, I got like, like
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warts on my finger, right? And I got like a bunch of them,
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like, right on the end of my fingers. I went to the doctor,
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blog, and
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this is reallyog. Yeah. Like, these
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>> Parker: can I take pictures of it for my blog? And
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I was like, oh, are you gonna name it after me?
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But it made me think. So I was thinking about this eight, you know
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what, 20 years ago. would you prefer. Would
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you be like, insulted? Or would you be, like,
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cool if they name something like,
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gross after you? If it was like.
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>> Parker: Like, I can see Fredd
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be like, I got some jockch.
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somehow this version
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of jocke it no one else ever had.
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>> Freddy: Right?
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>> Parker: And the doctors are like, listen, new thing.
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You're the. Your patient zero.
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>> Parker: We want to give you the opportunity to name
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after yourself that you're.
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>> Freddy: I'm going to die from it o.
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>> Parker: damn. You're going to die a jockeet.
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>> Parker: I mean, you could. You could. If you don't treat it,
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you what if it'antibiotic resistance?
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>> Parker: Actually, you're kind of right, man. If you don't treat jocke it, man.
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>> Parker: That'S not a good thing. So. So they said,
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hey, Freddie, we're gonna name it
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Houston's disease.
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>> Freddy: No.
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>> Parker: Or. Or Freddie syndrome. The Frederick
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syndrome. Would you be like,
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I'm in prettych. Or would you prefer that they use
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name it something else.
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man. Call it by a
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scientific name.
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>> Parker: Well, that would. That's what they do. They call it that. But it has
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a right common name.
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>> Freddy: Has a common name. Right?
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>> Parker: This is a street name.
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>> Freddy: Yeah,
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like, that's like Lou Gehg's disease. It's like,
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>> Parker: He was the first guy who had it. Yeah.
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Nobody like his or first guy
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that they famous enough for them to be.
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>> Parker: Like, yeah, the first guy that they've actually.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: They weren't just like, you're crazy messed up.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. We got Lou ge.
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>> Parker: Captain War.
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>> Parker: Exactly, man.
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>> Freddy: You got a bul 30
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years from now. I was like, looks like you got.
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>> Parker: Some freeadw warts down there.
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>> Freddy: He has a bre bump.
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>> Parker: You.
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>> Parker: It is war. And it has a little
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like a smiley face on it.
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>> Freddy: What if it was Googling Fred Ward?
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>> Parker: We'll own that website too, by the end of the day.
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>> Parker: Friendd Warren.
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>> Freddy: I gotta Google it.
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>> Parker: It's great. And teas.
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>> Freddy: Put it over Reddit.
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>> Parker: A Fred War
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and they'like yeah, mayabbe 'gross so you name it after
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you. But Al, what about you? Would you if it was like kuya
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your crotch?
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>> Parker: Oh, hell yeah, I'd do it.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Crotch would work, man. Like, man, you get a bad
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case of coyar crotch.
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>> Parker: I mean, I think it would be an honor. It depends on what itle.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Because they would have like products for it, right?
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>> Parker: So like you know, the anti crop.
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>> Parker: Anti K and they have a
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TV thing on it. You know, like the TV and they have like the green
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things are crying''m.
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>> Freddy: m booger y.
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>> Parker: And have it like a video of it, like while you're sleeping
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it jumping into your pants,
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like sneaking like putting up pull up your jeans and sticking
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in.
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>> Freddy: It's in there because it's all booice. So it's just like
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in there already.
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>> Parker: Like snuggle like,
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you know, we have. They have a towel
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and in a lawn chair.
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>> Freddy: Ste over there.
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>> Parker: Ste.
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>> Parker: Look at that. Fread alle 2025
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Allean is very optimistic.
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>> Freddy: Yes. I ve got a sauna in my
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pants.
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>> Parker: We're already. How do you. The question is,
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how do you monetize it? Cause that's what we're all
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this year. Monetization.
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>> Freddy: Medicine. Yeah. You got to have the medicine
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money, medicine.
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>> Parker: We should invent a disease and then cure. Cure
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for it.
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I think we could do. I think we could totally do that.
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>> Freddy: Right?
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>> Parker: We can invent a disease.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And it just causes you to have general
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malaise.
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>> Freddy: And we sell them like, what's the. What's the stuff you put on the
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itch? Like. Like calamaile lotion.
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It'just it's just calama Name it
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something in your.
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>> Parker: Keep it in the freezer.
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>> Freddy: Elbow doesn't matter. But.
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>> Parker: Doesn't matter. Ye. It's not. That's not.
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>> Freddy: What about it absorbs faster through the
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bloodstream.
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>> Parker: I would say you would have some. Some of the symptoms we would have would
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be sleepiness at night,
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inability to walk on your hands.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Regular bowel movement.
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>> Parker: Right. Yeah. Standard. Very normal
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bowelular one. You need regular
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little to no fever ever.
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>> Parker: This is going to killility time.
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>> Parker: Time. Occasional
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horniness.
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These st are right?
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>> Parker: These are me. Yeah.
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>> Parker: That sounds like.
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>> Freddy: Love of dessert sometimes. Ye.
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>> Parker: Everybody's.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: I mean.
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>> Parker: So all you do is you get our cream. You get the kuar crotch
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cream. You keep it in your freezer. Cause
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it's a suppository, up your butt
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first thing in the morning. It
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will wake you up.
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Like I'm not horny at all.
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>> Freddy: Wait a minute. I am horny.
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>> Parker: Now. Yeah, you have
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to
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to your crutch. Got another one.
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That's funny.
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Well, yeah, I just. Like I said, I've always
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thought like I'm trying to figure out, you know, because we've talked about before, it's like better to be
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famous or be rich, like.
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Or both obviously would be okay too.
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But I don't know. That makes.
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>> Parker: I would rather be rich than famous because.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Parker: You know, who gives?
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>> Freddy: But if.
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>> Parker: If you were famous for being disease.
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>> Parker: No, I mean if I'm gonna be all right if they name a
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disease after
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yeah. My tag would say couya are crotchingit on it. You
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know.
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>> Freddy: Infamous
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Rich Rich and infamous.
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>> Parker: Y. Yep,
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that's what they an angry soup. So
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that's what happens, man.
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Crazy. So yeah, I
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like I said that was my big thing. I don't know how I thought about that. But I
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do have Fred, go ahead and ram this in before
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the break. Cause we gotta get this guy in here.
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I have a nominee I would like to nominate and
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we were talking about this when I was having some technical issues before the show.
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So you guys may have already decided on this or not,
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but I would like to nominate. What
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talk about this. You did. You talked about it
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when I wasn't there, so I can't prove it. But you
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did. So
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I would like to nominate
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one Iron Chic and the
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BLC podcast Hall of fame.
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only because. Only because he
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Haogan. No, he's not dead.
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Onlyes.
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he's not dead, is he?
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>> Parker: I think iron she. Yeah, I think.
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>> Parker: I think he is. He might be dead. Yeah, I
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think.
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>> Parker: But yeah, because he hatesan
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for years, man.
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>> Parker: So funny. Dude, there's quotes. I mean he. Some of his tweets
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are hogan, you are worse
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than the automatic 20% tip on a party of six or
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more. Look on the plus
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side, at least look on the busus side at least you're
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not that garbage. That, that piece of garbage.
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Hulk Hogank Hul Hogan is
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like his most famous thing.
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>> Parker: I mean he could. He could be like the sun is.
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>> Parker: Out and everything's beautiful.
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>> Parker: Fuck youan for no reason.
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>> Parker: Iron Chic is alive. Oh no. From meyond the ground.
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He's not count tweeted out
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after Hulk Hogan showed up on Netflix's
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Monday Night Raw.
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>> Parker: He hates them so much. His account
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tweets.
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>> Parker: After he's dead. Yeah, but
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so his account. This is what. This is what alarm me and thought made me think
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that he was Worthy of the nomination despite being an excellent
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wrestler. Great mustache. Can
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arg you with that y and all
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around bald guy. Have you seen you know who the ir. You
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know the energy is right?
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I'pull up for the kids.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: But yeah, through all that, after his untimely
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death or timely death, whatever. M. after,
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after hul Hogan showed up on Monday night Netflix or
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whatever you want to call it, he.
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Whatever it is, I'mnn call it Monday night Netflix,
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so. Cause there's no other reason to watch Netflix on Monday night.
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So through thick and then Hulk Hogan can go fuck
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himself.
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I'm sorry. Through thinking then Hulk hugan. Go fuck
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yourself
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raw.
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Man, I think that, that, that action
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alone worthy
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of, being o
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she.
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>> Parker: When he was in his prime, I mean,
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he was it, man. He was the.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: You know, he was like an Olympic gold
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medalist and is he a piece.
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>> Parker: Of shit in real life?
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>> Freddy: S a piece of. He is a piece. Like, I
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didn't who she
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o o. So, like,
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that Vince McMahon documentary that I watch,
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like Hogan was on there and they were talking
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about, Jesse the body. Like back in the day,
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Jesse tried to organize a union
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with the wrestlers and like, had like
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a secret meeting with the you know, the wrestling staff,
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the wrestlers. And
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Hogan told Vince about it.
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Like, he told Vince McMahon about it. He was like,
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they're trying to unionize on your brother.
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>> Parker: Yeah, because Jess see the body,
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he kind of sounded likeogan, you know what.
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>> Freddy: He trying
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toize with your brother. And like, he told
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him and Vince put out
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like a statement or something and told him, you know, if you go to that
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meeting, you're all fired. And
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fucking. He fired up,
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Jesse, you know, but
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like, I was like, yeah, that's a
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your fucking fellow working man.
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>> Parker: It's a tantrum. Because his daughter was dating a black
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guy.
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>> Freddy: Yeah,
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he said some racist shit. Yeah.
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Thought, you know, back in the day I was just like any other
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kid. I thought, you know, hog was awesome. Dude
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was the man.
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>> Parker: Like, see, I never liked Ton because I was a Ric Flair guy. I was
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in wa. Yeah, yeah,
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hir and all that.
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>> Parker: Huk Hogan was like. He was like
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America.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: he felt everything about him was what you felt every
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day being an American.
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That's why. And it
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turns out much like us.
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>> Parker: Piece ofit turned
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out to be a like
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americly.
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>> Parker: And now it. So.
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>> Parker: Now I noinaate our second wrestler.
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That's our second wrestler right in the hall of Fame. Because we
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r. Flair was in.
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>> Parker: Yeah, Rick Flair.
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>> Freddy: We put r.
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>> Parker: He's in. I mean we're not gon. We have't put him in yet but.
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>> Parker: Because you saw But I mean might sticks back a condoms and tvs.
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>> Parker: Hell yeah.
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>> Parker: Yeahe.
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>> Parker: he bought some skull and some
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scope. He butt some diping some scope. And I was
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like who? And he's like who who walk
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Ye.
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>> Parker: So yeah I we. We probably need like to show
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researchers to go back and tell us you all. I feel like it's Carl
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Weathers, right?
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>> Freddy: Yeah yeah.
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>> Parker: we should do this at the beginning of every year. We should update the the hall
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of Fame just so people can remember who's.
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>> Freddy: In it at the end of the year.
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>> Parker: Yeah yeah maybe we'll do that. The best of the best of could
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just be the hall of Fame episode.
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>> Freddy: All right.
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>> Parker: We can do we just have it would be like a 10 minute episode. Because we only
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do this once every six months.
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>> Freddy: We need at least get like little three by fives of them
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or something.
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>> Parker: Or think you're right.
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Photoshop pictures of them.
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>> Parker: Can we can
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just get them off the intern have be
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three.
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>> Parker: What if I we get AI an image friend. We get AI an
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image of us with Rick
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Fl Carl Weathers
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Iron Cheek and I'm trying to in there.
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>> Parker: I mean who else was Rich Simmons.
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>> Freddy: Was in.
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>> Parker: Last year.
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>> Parker: I think that might there might be one or two more. But if you guys
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00:24:13,613 --> 00:24:15,173
remember, please tell us because we don't remember.
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>> Freddy: All right.
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>> Parker: ##G takes vacation at the beginning of the year. He
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uses as soon as he gets it. That's what he says. He's like
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I a second bitch.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Slack well it okay.
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00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,379
How would he know it's too many arms,
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not enough ears. I mean when you have.
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When you have the reason you have two ears. Fred in one
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00:24:39,567 --> 00:24:42,415
mouth is supposed to listen twice as much as you
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talk.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: If you have four arms and two ears, you're supposed to
547
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punch twice as.
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>> Freddy: Much as you gonna say whack
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it.
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>> Parker: Well you can wa it times
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o.
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>> Parker: That would be awesome.
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>> Freddy: If you get that charter Internet you come a hundred
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times.
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00:25:00,179 --> 00:25:03,147
>> Parker: Exactly. That's what I've been telling Fred. He needs to get spectrum
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so he can whack it a lot quicker.
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>> Parker: Yep. Oh yeah.
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>> Parker: You know you can go to Brazilian porn one second in the
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next second go to know whatever else you want
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Fred.
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>> Parker: But here's the problem tell you this and this for
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our listeners home as well. I read that in South
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Carolina certain websites where
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you would Ingest that type of material are
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illegalized.
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>> Freddy: It'I
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don't.
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>> Parker: I know. Florida'like Florida did
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the porn hub working for. Yeah, I mean
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they.
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>> Freddy: That's the, that's the only one though. Like the
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rest. No, not. No, it's
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not.
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It's more than that. I don't like red
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tube and.
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>> Parker: I haven't done enough research into this yet.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I think it is a couple of. But there's still
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like thousands more.
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>> Parker: Sure, sure.
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>> Freddy: That you can still access like they're not.
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>> Parker: And you can watch it on your favorite platform. And
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you can also listen to us
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exclusively in Carolina on while
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you spank. Right.
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>> Freddy: That's only thing.
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>> Parker: That's the only thing like through we. Because I told
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him. I told porn him. I was like, well, listen, we won an award.
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00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:21,444
And they were like, oh, well, in that case, we'll make that the one
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thing that you can do.
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>> Parker: if you.
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>> Parker: Our website South Carolina, they put us on
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pornood.
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>> Freddy: it brings the trust back.
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>> Parker: I wonder if we could buy that
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by.
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I mean they were not. They're not using the ear.
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>> Parker: 'S like, we can't buy a McDonald's Nuggets.
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>> Parker: People go to poorole.
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>> Freddy: They're like, what the is is this shit?
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00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:49,862
Are they gonn like, well,
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you gottine talking. Where
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00:26:53,054 --> 00:26:54,210
are they theuck.
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00:26:54,670 --> 00:26:57,566
>> Parker: Some kid learns about pull up and he's got this sock and
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everything. He comes up and he just like.
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>> Freddy: It'S us
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fing guys, I'm waiting for the
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00:27:05,244 --> 00:27:08,460
money'nna'm
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00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,040
never gonna come to this.
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>> Parker: We're never gonna come.
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>> Parker: Welcome to a life of erectile dysfunction,
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Billy. Brought to you by the Black
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00:27:17,841 --> 00:27:19,381
Liker Collective podcast.
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00:27:21,561 --> 00:27:23,221
They'll never be the same.
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00:27:25,921 --> 00:27:26,769
>> Parker: For an hour.
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00:27:26,865 --> 00:27:29,581
>> Freddy: He take your shirts off, right?
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>> Parker: He's like, but you know, I did
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finish. So that's all it is. It was a weird
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00:27:35,569 --> 00:27:36,981
one, but there have been weirder.
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>> Freddy: Hardest masturbate I've ever had.
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>> Parker: It was like a lot of work.
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I used my American muscle,
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00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:49,581
what I had to do.
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We'll take a quick break and we'll be right
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back with more. The Black Link. Like the
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podcast. The
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BlackLinkoln Collective podcast will return after
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a word from our sponsors.
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>> Freddy: And welcome back
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to the episode of the Black Lincoln
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Collective podcast. We've got a special
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treat for you today, ladies and
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gentlemen. Now I am
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introducing the next president
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of these United states of America,
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Mr. President. How are you doing?
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>> Parker: Hi, Fredie, how are you?
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00:29:07,731 --> 00:29:09,871
It's me, Elon Musk.
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00:29:11,211 --> 00:29:12,031
I'm, the president?
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>> Freddy: I thought we were. The other guy was the president.
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00:29:16,211 --> 00:29:17,831
>> Parker: Nah, it's me. Ha.
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>> Parker: I'm rich.
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>> Freddy: So you pulled a trick on this ster?
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>> Parker: I did. I'm a leprechaun.
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>> Parker: What do you expect?
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>> Parker: Do you think I wouldn't play dirty? I
646
00:29:33,427 --> 00:29:35,191
got all the money in gold.
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00:29:36,371 --> 00:29:38,907
You do Freddy.
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00:29:39,099 --> 00:29:40,591
>> Freddy: Are you gonna share it?
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>> Parker: I'll never share me Lucky Charms
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00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,271
or me gold.
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00:29:49,671 --> 00:29:52,491
Freddie, can I tell you what we're gonna do?
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>> Freddy: Yes, please.
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00:29:54,703 --> 00:29:57,131
>> Parker: I tell you what, Elon, I can.
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00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:05,391
Let me tell you myises. I can't
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even do,
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>> Freddy: You do it with your mouth. El love.
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>> Parker: You'll be throwing up in a minute.
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00:30:14,531 --> 00:30:17,211
Cause we're gonna fill the Grand Canyon with
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chowder.
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>> Parker: Fred, that's, a lot of show.
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>> Parker: There's a lot of shoutder.
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>> Parker: Is it New England chowai?
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>> Parker: It's clam chowder.
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>> Parker: S the redder the r.
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>> Parker: Nothing better in the heat than some clam
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Jap
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o
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Fredy,
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we're gonna make all watermelon
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seedless.
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>> Freddy: I, thought they were already all seedless.
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>> Parker: They're not'm a leprecaun.
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00:31:06,848 --> 00:31:09,672
All watermelons were seedless. How would there be more
674
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:10,788
watermelons?
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00:31:13,328 --> 00:31:16,256
>> Freddy: But every time I buy a watermelon ain't got no damn seeds in
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00:31:16,272 --> 00:31:16,808
it.
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00:31:16,968 --> 00:31:18,468
>> Parker: Well, I'm doing my job.
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00:31:20,648 --> 00:31:23,424
It's working, Fredy. I'm already delivering me
679
00:31:23,456 --> 00:31:24,148
promises.
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00:31:24,688 --> 00:31:27,464
>> Freddy: You got all the butter, all the
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00:31:27,496 --> 00:31:30,144
gold. Now you have all the watermelon
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00:31:30,176 --> 00:31:30,748
seeds.
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00:31:31,048 --> 00:31:33,960
>> Parker: H also, Freddie. I also want
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00:31:33,984 --> 00:31:35,908
to destroy the color blue.
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00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:40,168
Oh, the whole colork
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00:31:40,588 --> 00:31:43,540
no, see, that's
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right.
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00:31:44,204 --> 00:31:45,648
>> Freddy: And Freddie away.
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>> Parker: I have an idea to combat global
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00:31:48,236 --> 00:31:50,964
warmingep. Okay,
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00:31:51,036 --> 00:31:53,476
let's do this. M this is a good one.
692
00:31:53,572 --> 00:31:56,540
Maybe I want to freeze the
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00:31:56,564 --> 00:31:59,404
oceans and put all
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00:31:59,436 --> 00:32:02,324
the boats on skates so we can push them to
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00:32:02,356 --> 00:32:04,448
South Africa. That's where I'm from.
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00:32:07,768 --> 00:32:09,708
>> Parker: That sounds like a good idea.
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00:32:10,248 --> 00:32:12,241
>> Parker: It'll save us a lot on, gas.
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00:32:13,381 --> 00:32:14,589
>> Freddy: What about the surfers?
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00:32:14,645 --> 00:32:15,241
>> Parker: Man?
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00:32:17,381 --> 00:32:19,549
The surfers can't. They can get on skate.
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00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,589
>> Freddy: Sacrifices, sacrifices.
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00:32:21,765 --> 00:32:22,973
>> Parker: Got to do what you gott do.
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00:32:23,117 --> 00:32:24,601
>> Parker: Gott do what you got to do.
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00:32:27,221 --> 00:32:27,961
Go.
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>> Parker: Hi. I'll
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00:32:32,239 --> 00:32:34,546
beaorora m
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00:32:36,551 --> 00:32:37,931
no, that's not it.
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00:32:39,031 --> 00:32:41,783
Pretty. I want to
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00:32:41,807 --> 00:32:44,607
give all there is to 50 year
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00:32:44,639 --> 00:32:45,771
old white dudes.
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>> Freddy: O the charisma.
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00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:55,775
>> Parker: Look at all there is all there is.
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00:32:55,903 --> 00:32:57,371
But none of the gold.
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00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,171
I can this too.
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00:33:03,711 --> 00:33:06,532
>> Parker: So, President Musk, is it true
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00:33:06,564 --> 00:33:08,804
that you're gonna buy GRE
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00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:09,736
Greenland?
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00:33:10,116 --> 00:33:12,668
>> Parker: It's green. I'm a
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leprechaun. Says color
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00:33:16,236 --> 00:33:17,656
doesn'it make sense
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00:33:19,836 --> 00:33:22,456
where would a leprechaun, realistically,
722
00:33:23,316 --> 00:33:26,204
where would does South African leprechaun want to
723
00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:28,496
live more than Greenland?
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Greenland? Greenland.
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Cause I'm a leecn
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Elon Musk.
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>> Freddy: The leecn Elon
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Musk.
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>> Parker: I got one more.
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I want to outlaw all crimes.
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>> Freddy: Oh.
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00:33:54,146 --> 00:33:55,806
>> Parker: Oh, that's a good thing.
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00:33:56,875 --> 00:33:59,211
>> Freddy: Crimes that are already outlawed.
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00:33:59,363 --> 00:34:00,535
>> Parker: No, all of them.
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00:34:02,355 --> 00:34:03,295
>> Freddy: Good thing.
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00:34:03,635 --> 00:34:06,171
>> Parker: But what do you consider? You
737
00:34:06,243 --> 00:34:07,547
consider crime?
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00:34:07,731 --> 00:34:10,655
>> Parker: All crimes will be considered crimes from now on.
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00:34:13,995 --> 00:34:16,851
Again, I'm already working for you. Hey, I'm a
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00:34:16,883 --> 00:34:19,735
busy president. I got to go.
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00:34:21,035 --> 00:34:23,563
>> Freddy: Well, thank you, Mr. President, for showing us
742
00:34:23,619 --> 00:34:26,382
MC support and, for
743
00:34:26,414 --> 00:34:28,826
coming by. We appreciate your
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00:34:29,326 --> 00:34:31,046
input on Mr. Vi.
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00:34:31,086 --> 00:34:32,666
>> Parker: From my family to yours.
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00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:35,706
>> Parker: I've heard that before.
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00:34:37,486 --> 00:34:39,266
>> Parker: How do you think I got here?
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00:34:41,806 --> 00:34:43,706
Your be also
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00:34:44,326 --> 00:34:46,866
I take my hand just now.
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>> Freddy: Bye.
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>> Parker: Bye.
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00:34:58,196 --> 00:35:00,616
Welcome back to the Black lkn Collective podcast.
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00:35:01,116 --> 00:35:03,980
Episode number 172. I'm so glad
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00:35:04,028 --> 00:35:06,940
we're back. Sorry I
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00:35:06,948 --> 00:35:08,971
had to do what I had to do. Angry soup.
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00:35:08,971 --> 00:35:11,651
M.
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Angry soup happens. Alan, there's nothing you can do about that sometimes.
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00:35:14,556 --> 00:35:17,116
>> Parker: No'nothing you can do about it is you just stir it up and
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go.
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>> Parker: Well, Alan, I don't know if you read. You told. Well, I
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know you did read this because you told me about it. You told
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00:35:24,136 --> 00:35:26,376
me that the great state of South
763
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:29,128
Carolina was in the
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news once again because we are now
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00:35:32,128 --> 00:35:34,916
the number one state in America
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that people want to move to and are in
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fact, moving to, which
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is a Travis Sh Mory if there has ever been
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00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:44,476
one.
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00:35:47,716 --> 00:35:50,628
But because of that, I want to remind all
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00:35:50,652 --> 00:35:52,996
of the listeners who are trying to move to South
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00:35:53,036 --> 00:35:55,980
Carolina. I need to give you guys a
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little update on what's going on in our state. Ladies and gentleme.
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and that means it's time for don't move here
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00:36:02,486 --> 00:36:03,066
news.
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Here we go. Brought to you, Fred,
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by our friends at, NICA usa.
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What, Fred, what
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00:36:22,601 --> 00:36:25,021
they said. What's up on Nika?
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Yep, come check them
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00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,505
out@nicusa.com.
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>> Freddy: I'Ve seen it. I'vely. Yes. It's been there for years.
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00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:34,011
>> Parker: These nickas are crazy
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00:36:35,231 --> 00:36:37,617
is what they said. Spel it,
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00:36:37,649 --> 00:36:39,577
man in I c c
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ausa.com. make
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00:36:42,489 --> 00:36:45,021
no mistake, I am definitely not saying that word.
788
00:36:45,561 --> 00:36:48,305
I would never do that. However, Fred,
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just because I wouldn't say that word doesn't
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mean our old friend Z
791
00:36:54,449 --> 00:36:55,581
Ty Bryan.
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00:36:57,056 --> 00:36:59,671
home. Was it a home improvement fame,
793
00:36:59,971 --> 00:37:02,969
Right? He was on Home Improvement every timeie. Brian, right?
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>> Parker: Yeah, dude.
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00:37:04,293 --> 00:37:07,077
>> Parker: Yep. He was arrested just
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upon New Year's day. Right around
797
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7pm at Myrtle Beach. So
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great place. The incident.
799
00:37:15,661 --> 00:37:18,549
He lived very close to the beach. And the incident
800
00:37:18,605 --> 00:37:21,581
report states that Zachary, Ty
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00:37:21,621 --> 00:37:24,389
Bryan choked and punched a lady in the
802
00:37:24,405 --> 00:37:26,281
face multiple times.
803
00:37:26,821 --> 00:37:29,613
Officers noticed that the victim had, quote,
804
00:37:29,637 --> 00:37:32,473
unquote, apparent injuries to the right side of her
805
00:37:32,497 --> 00:37:35,465
face. So
806
00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:38,495
do, said he
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attempted to take a bottle from her and she refused and flailed back
808
00:37:41,567 --> 00:37:44,559
and forth. Ultimately, they said he was
809
00:37:44,615 --> 00:37:47,439
the old. The primary aggressor and took. Took him into
810
00:37:47,455 --> 00:37:50,431
custody. Yeah, he, of course he did
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play in Home Improvement alongside
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Tim Allen, T.H.
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>> Freddy: Taylor, Tate Thomas. Yeah.
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>> Parker: Who was the guy?
815
00:37:58,749 --> 00:38:00,125
>> Parker: So he was the other brother?
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00:38:00,253 --> 00:38:01,477
>> Parker: He was the oldest brother.
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>> Parker: I think he was the oldest brother.
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>> Parker: Yeah. The Derek of the
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00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,829
groupk moved to South Carolina.
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00:38:08,885 --> 00:38:11,757
Douch. He moved to South Carolina, which is one
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00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:14,605
reason you shouldn't move to South Carolina. Gentlemen. Don't do
822
00:38:14,613 --> 00:38:14,805
it.
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>> Freddy: Don't move here. Don't we.
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>> Parker: Well, Fred, we're full. And another reason not to
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00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:22,117
move. You know, people from all over the world
826
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are like, hey, I hate snow. I don't
827
00:38:25,175 --> 00:38:27,502
like it. not a fan. So I'm going to move
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00:38:27,678 --> 00:38:30,614
somewhere that's a little more tropical. And they may
829
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think because we have south in our name
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that South Carolina is more tropical. But,
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Fred, as of right now, when you're hearing this
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00:38:39,190 --> 00:38:42,149
podcast, we are recovering from, what can only be
833
00:38:42,181 --> 00:38:44,629
described as the storm of the century.
834
00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:45,229
>> Parker: Yes.
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00:38:45,301 --> 00:38:48,033
>> Parker: Yes, Fred, we're going to get.
836
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According to my daughter, we've already
837
00:38:51,385 --> 00:38:54,265
gotten somewhere between 1 and
838
00:38:54,289 --> 00:38:57,145
8 inches. And I was
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00:38:57,169 --> 00:39:00,121
like, weird numbers to pick. Cause I said we're
840
00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,929
gonna get about 4 inches of snow. And she's like, no, we're gonna give
841
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between one and eight. I'm like, four is one. Between one and
842
00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:06,173
eight.
843
00:39:09,033 --> 00:39:11,657
She's like, no, dad, we're gonna. I'm like, wouldn't you rather have
844
00:39:11,705 --> 00:39:14,129
four If I could guarantee you four inches of
845
00:39:14,161 --> 00:39:17,161
snow? Rather have that or the possibility
846
00:39:17,297 --> 00:39:19,653
of eight inces. Please don't get. We do not even need,
847
00:39:20,988 --> 00:39:22,603
we sol all our equipment.
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>> Parker: You know, last year we were the only state in. In, United
849
00:39:26,193 --> 00:39:27,933
States that did not get any snow.
850
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,773
Florida got snow. Hawaii got snow. We did.
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00:39:32,593 --> 00:39:34,111
>> Freddy: Well, I'making up for it this year.
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00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:37,015
>> Parker: Go figure. So, yeah, we're going to be shut down. If you don't
853
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:39,859
like snow, you won't
854
00:39:39,891 --> 00:39:42,771
like us here. Even though Alan just said the opposite of that
855
00:39:42,907 --> 00:39:45,543
by saying't get no last year.
856
00:39:45,963 --> 00:39:48,827
But that was only last calendar year.
857
00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:51,915
>> Parker: Well, yeah, they're tricking people and people were like,
858
00:39:51,939 --> 00:39:54,939
oh, a no Snow just move to South Carolina. No, don't
859
00:39:54,971 --> 00:39:55,747
do it, people.
860
00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:58,443
>> Freddy: Yeah, dump it on
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00:39:58,603 --> 00:40:01,595
it it like u. Mr. Freeze his'my
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00:40:01,659 --> 00:40:03,179
free three I'm going do
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freeumpolinamp
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00:40:06,043 --> 00:40:06,663
down.
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00:40:08,813 --> 00:40:10,113
Come on, y'all.
866
00:40:12,093 --> 00:40:14,213
I like to say they're from the.
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>> Parker: South that farl Would you like to.
868
00:40:16,549 --> 00:40:19,379
Would you please talk about, our sponsor this
869
00:40:19,411 --> 00:40:19,728
week?
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00:40:19,728 --> 00:40:22,641
>> Freddy: don't move your news y me.
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00:40:22,657 --> 00:40:25,249
I'm the sponsor. We have the same
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00:40:25,321 --> 00:40:28,143
name. Nika. n.
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00:40:30,163 --> 00:40:33,003
>> Parker: I can't say that friend and Allen.
874
00:40:33,123 --> 00:40:34,223
I knew better.
875
00:40:34,843 --> 00:40:37,503
>> Freddy: It's Nika. I'm saying it.
876
00:40:38,723 --> 00:40:40,899
What are you talking about? I'm saying it.
877
00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:41,771
Nika.
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00:40:41,947 --> 00:40:44,413
>> Parker: You know what those people, what they manufacture,
879
00:40:44,793 --> 00:40:45,653
Arnold?
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00:40:49,033 --> 00:40:51,653
>> Freddy: It's probably gotten cotton.
881
00:40:52,793 --> 00:40:54,413
>> Parker: No, it's chemicals.
882
00:40:57,013 --> 00:40:59,793
>> Freddy: yah. Including neoc seed,
883
00:41:00,273 --> 00:41:02,013
the coton chemicals.
884
00:41:02,313 --> 00:41:04,881
>> Parker: There you go. Well, Arnold, thank you for
885
00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:05,385
joining.
886
00:41:05,489 --> 00:41:08,321
>> Parker: Names you can have man, you can just change it.
887
00:41:08,377 --> 00:41:11,321
Couple of words out of that, you'd be all right.
888
00:41:11,377 --> 00:41:13,173
But no, we re.
889
00:41:16,313 --> 00:41:19,193
>> Freddy: What is my father's name? I'm not going to change my father's
890
00:41:19,233 --> 00:41:20,218
name. His name Isa'what.
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00:41:20,218 --> 00:41:20,358
>> Parker: Ah.
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00:41:21,551 --> 00:41:23,563
>> Freddy: I am, I'll be a SW Niga for life.
893
00:41:27,283 --> 00:41:29,699
>> Parker: See, it's okay if Fred does it.
894
00:41:29,891 --> 00:41:31,103
>> Parker: Yes, it is.
895
00:41:33,283 --> 00:41:33,907
>> Parker: So there you.
896
00:41:33,955 --> 00:41:36,683
>> Freddy: When I was teenager, I had the rap band. It was
897
00:41:36,723 --> 00:41:38,183
called Swatanigas.
898
00:41:41,883 --> 00:41:42,983
>> Parker: Without a Dude.
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00:41:48,243 --> 00:41:49,008
Okay, stop.
900
00:41:49,008 --> 00:41:50,943
>> Parker: Alan'might be dead. We may have to.
901
00:41:51,773 --> 00:41:53,277
He may not survive the what I.
902
00:41:53,285 --> 00:41:55,113
>> Freddy: Am just telling you the name of my rap
903
00:41:57,293 --> 00:42:01,273
withoutwa
904
00:42:04,053 --> 00:42:06,869
Snwawa's
905
00:42:06,901 --> 00:42:07,597
watching me guys.
906
00:42:07,645 --> 00:42:08,233
>> Parker: One.
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00:42:11,893 --> 00:42:12,525
>> Freddy: Okay.
908
00:42:12,629 --> 00:42:15,205
>> Parker: Well, Arnold, I am very glad that you're
909
00:42:15,229 --> 00:42:17,987
here. That's all I can say. See, so
910
00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:20,851
Alan, that's what happened is again, if you. So if
911
00:42:20,867 --> 00:42:23,463
you. Speaking of. If you don't want to hear that word,
912
00:42:23,843 --> 00:42:25,143
don't move here.
913
00:42:26,803 --> 00:42:28,282
>> Freddy: I, just said my name.
914
00:42:28,582 --> 00:42:31,550
>> Parker: No, you can say it all you'd like, Arnold, but
915
00:42:31,566 --> 00:42:34,430
if you the. If you the tourist who's thinking of
916
00:42:34,446 --> 00:42:36,362
moving to South Carolina what doesn't like
917
00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:39,562
Arnold's last name to be said or at least parts of it.
918
00:42:40,262 --> 00:42:41,838
Probably don't want to move here.
919
00:42:42,030 --> 00:42:43,272
>> Freddy: Don't move here.
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00:42:43,462 --> 00:42:45,912
>> Parker: And Fred, I got one more for us,
921
00:42:46,332 --> 00:42:49,276
but it's go going toa be a little bit of a different
922
00:42:49,324 --> 00:42:52,244
don't move here news in this case.
923
00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:55,076
Fred, you think how to put.
924
00:42:55,164 --> 00:42:56,912
How do I say this correctly?
925
00:42:58,412 --> 00:43:01,388
A Japanese man who could be from here,
926
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:04,388
but probably from Japan holds
927
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,192
an unusual endurance world record.
928
00:43:08,732 --> 00:43:11,592
Before we do this, based off the headline,
929
00:43:12,582 --> 00:43:15,454
is there anything you'd like to guess this
930
00:43:15,478 --> 00:43:16,442
could be about.
931
00:43:25,702 --> 00:43:26,110
>> Parker: Record?
932
00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:27,962
>> Parker: No. I don't know.
933
00:43:29,062 --> 00:43:30,002
Well, Fred.
934
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,806
Japan's Masinobu
935
00:43:33,854 --> 00:43:36,494
Sato now holds an
936
00:43:36,518 --> 00:43:39,072
unconventional endurance record that was
937
00:43:39,152 --> 00:43:41,848
officially documented right
938
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,292
here in America.
939
00:43:44,952 --> 00:43:47,412
San Francisco Master Bet a thon.
940
00:43:50,192 --> 00:43:53,182
Which is. I know you're interested, Alan. which is an
941
00:43:53,222 --> 00:43:55,742
event that promotes sexual health awareness and
942
00:43:55,862 --> 00:43:56,522
education.
943
00:43:57,167 --> 00:44:00,020
>> Parker: Well. So the annual event began in San Francisco in the
944
00:44:00,036 --> 00:44:02,232
1990s under the organization.
945
00:44:03,552 --> 00:44:06,292
>> Freddy: The guy a port h. Like o. Here it comes.
946
00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:10,412
>> Parker: Go hu.
947
00:44:12,592 --> 00:44:15,320
That guy doesn't get cleared. Yeah, that's what he was like. Here we
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00:44:15,336 --> 00:44:15,892
go.
949
00:44:16,712 --> 00:44:17,772
>> Freddy: Fiveutes.
950
00:44:23,352 --> 00:44:24,224
>> Parker: So wait a second.
951
00:44:24,288 --> 00:44:25,892
>> Parker: This guy beat
952
00:44:26,312 --> 00:44:27,452
teenagers?
953
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:31,634
>> Parker: He beat off the t. He beat him
954
00:44:31,658 --> 00:44:34,618
off though. The annual event which
955
00:44:34,650 --> 00:44:37,386
began in San San Francisco in the 90s under the organization
956
00:44:37,514 --> 00:44:39,946
of sex positive activist Carol
957
00:44:39,994 --> 00:44:42,720
Queen and her colleagues. a good vibration
958
00:44:42,856 --> 00:44:45,372
says. That's what it says, Carol.
959
00:44:46,032 --> 00:44:48,648
They set strict guidelines and rules for
960
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,416
participants. Sada Record setting performance
961
00:44:51,504 --> 00:44:54,440
lasted. Do you guys want to take a guess? Do you want to
962
00:44:54,456 --> 00:44:55,292
take a guess.
963
00:44:55,832 --> 00:44:57,452
>> Parker: How long he masturbated for?
964
00:44:57,552 --> 00:45:00,032
>> Parker: How long? His record is.
965
00:45:00,637 --> 00:45:01,525
>> Freddy: not his.
966
00:45:01,701 --> 00:45:04,457
>> Parker: Not that record. A. Ah, different ye.
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00:45:04,997 --> 00:45:06,697
>> Freddy: An hour 43.
968
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>> Parker: I say 37 minutes.
969
00:45:09,357 --> 00:45:12,325
>> Parker: 37 minutes. An hour 40. That's way too
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00:45:12,341 --> 00:45:14,797
much. Record was 23
971
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,527
seconds. his record.
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>> Parker: So wait a second. It's supposed to be.
973
00:45:20,363 --> 00:45:21,083
>> Parker: I'm kidding.
974
00:45:21,155 --> 00:45:21,931
>> Freddy: Longest.
975
00:45:22,099 --> 00:45:24,899
>> Parker: No, his. His record setting performance
976
00:45:25,043 --> 00:45:27,459
was a staggeringly
977
00:45:27,643 --> 00:45:30,299
steady pace of 9 hours and
978
00:45:30,363 --> 00:45:31,567
58 minutes.
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00:45:34,227 --> 00:45:35,447
>> Freddy: You said what?
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00:45:35,827 --> 00:45:38,767
>> Parker: 9 hours and 58 minutes,
981
00:45:39,667 --> 00:45:40,027
man.
982
00:45:40,067 --> 00:45:42,464
>> Freddy: My, hand would go. My old norl go numb.
983
00:45:42,552 --> 00:45:45,320
>> Parker: Which surpassed his record that he had
984
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,700
already said at the event.
985
00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:49,120
>> Parker: Dude, I can't do nothing for nine hours.
986
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:50,838
>> Freddy: No, I barely work.
987
00:45:50,934 --> 00:45:53,798
>> Parker: You know what? If you. You need to take. Take the
988
00:45:53,814 --> 00:45:56,550
wise words of Mr. Sato who works at a sex
989
00:45:56,590 --> 00:45:58,210
toy company called Tenga.
990
00:45:58,710 --> 00:45:59,358
>> Freddy: Of course he.
991
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>> Parker: He credited his success to rigorous training and
992
00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:02,610
preparation
993
00:46:04,630 --> 00:46:07,438
day including maintaining a very specific diet
994
00:46:07,494 --> 00:46:09,050
and exercise regimen.
995
00:46:11,350 --> 00:46:14,334
His dedication to breaking records included daily
996
00:46:14,382 --> 00:46:16,796
practice sessions to build up stamina, endurance.
997
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>> Freddy: God prom.
998
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,380
>> Parker: So wait a second. So in other words,
999
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,592
he jacked it for nine minutes? Nine hours.
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00:46:25,656 --> 00:46:26,840
>> Freddy: Straigh hours.
1001
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,140
>> Parker: Almost ten hours.
1002
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,448
Two minutes. Short hours.
1003
00:46:31,544 --> 00:46:34,100
>> Parker: Shit. When I was a teenager, I beat that record.
1004
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:36,992
>> Parker: Hell yeah.
1005
00:46:37,016 --> 00:46:38,020
>> Parker: When I first got.
1006
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,664
>> Parker: I can t. I don't have 10 hours to spare.
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00:46:41,832 --> 00:46:44,780
>> Parker: You know, when I was a teenager. When you were.
1008
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,088
>> Freddy: My damn shame is already high when I do
1009
00:46:50,104 --> 00:46:52,528
it. So like, I can't do it for nine
1010
00:46:52,584 --> 00:46:53,180
hours.
1011
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,100
>> Parker: Always look over your shoulder.
1012
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:58,504
Ch.
1013
00:46:58,672 --> 00:46:59,380
>> Parker: Secret.
1014
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,823
>> Parker: O. but dude, the preparation, like so I
1015
00:47:02,839 --> 00:47:03,135
would.
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00:47:03,215 --> 00:47:03,955
>> Parker: I would.
1017
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>> Parker: I would venture to say that Mr. Sato
1018
00:47:07,535 --> 00:47:10,475
is maybe like the
1019
00:47:10,515 --> 00:47:13,515
Biggest loser in the world. He's got to be.
1020
00:47:13,555 --> 00:47:14,395
Dude, you know ca.
1021
00:47:14,395 --> 00:47:17,043
>> Parker: Because you're a grown man. I mean I'm talking about if you're a teenager.
1022
00:47:17,099 --> 00:47:18,011
Okay, I get it.
1023
00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:20,859
>> Parker: Sure. If you're a 13 or 15 year old kid or whatever.
1024
00:47:20,907 --> 00:47:22,707
>> Parker: And hey, I get.
1025
00:47:22,771 --> 00:47:23,907
>> Parker: Let's see what this does.
1026
00:47:24,011 --> 00:47:26,255
>> Parker: I mean that's gonna happen grown man.
1027
00:47:27,035 --> 00:47:29,771
>> Parker: But dude went. I mean he's talking every day. He would
1028
00:47:29,803 --> 00:47:32,495
go and have extended salmon sessions.
1029
00:47:33,915 --> 00:47:36,055
>> Freddy: Oh, I thought she said Sessions.
1030
00:47:36,595 --> 00:47:41,449
That_ing
1031
00:47:41,537 --> 00:47:44,205
two salmon steaks in these hours.
1032
00:47:46,065 --> 00:47:48,937
>> Parker: I that how bet you that motherfucker's forum was
1033
00:47:48,961 --> 00:47:49,937
like Popeyes.
1034
00:47:50,081 --> 00:47:52,769
>> Freddy: Yeah. It's like when
1035
00:47:52,817 --> 00:47:55,125
Quagire found the Internet came out.
1036
00:47:57,985 --> 00:48:00,725
>> Parker: Exactly. That's the way look.
1037
00:48:02,225 --> 00:48:03,405
Nine hours,
1038
00:48:04,985 --> 00:48:05,725
bro.
1039
00:48:06,105 --> 00:48:06,240
>> Parker: M
1040
00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:06,930
>> Freddy: Without.
1041
00:48:08,670 --> 00:48:11,366
>> Parker: I guess not. Or if he did. I d see didn't
1042
00:48:11,398 --> 00:48:14,398
specify if that was like a crescendo at
1043
00:48:14,414 --> 00:48:17,350
the end or of it was a series.
1044
00:48:17,430 --> 00:48:20,130
>> Parker: So in other words, he went nine hours without nutting.
1045
00:48:20,870 --> 00:48:23,050
>> Parker: I mean that's my assumption. Or he
1046
00:48:23,870 --> 00:48:25,170
did his business.
1047
00:48:27,830 --> 00:48:30,102
>> Freddy: Are you judging? Are you sitting there watching?
1048
00:48:30,166 --> 00:48:32,774
>> Parker: Yeah. They have people. That's what they're saying. They have very strict
1049
00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:34,740
rules about what.
1050
00:48:34,780 --> 00:48:37,092
>> Freddy: Is and is't test for PPEs.
1051
00:48:37,196 --> 00:48:39,560
>> Parker: Well, like they test for PP.
1052
00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:41,560
>> Parker: Ye.
1053
00:48:42,780 --> 00:48:44,955
>> Freddy: He have a Sele.
1054
00:48:51,650 --> 00:48:54,113
he smoked a pound of ginseng or something.
1055
00:48:54,249 --> 00:48:56,801
>> Parker: He nine
1056
00:48:56,873 --> 00:48:59,065
hours, dude.
1057
00:49:03,115 --> 00:49:03,843
>> Freddy: for the gas
1058
00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:06,735
statat.
1059
00:49:08,835 --> 00:49:11,427
>> Parker: What was it? Rhino. What was it? The
1060
00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:12,495
rhino thing.
1061
00:49:17,995 --> 00:49:20,523
>> Parker: So I think. Let me see if I have that. I have
1062
00:49:20,539 --> 00:49:21,147
that.
1063
00:49:21,331 --> 00:49:23,795
>> Parker: I gave you intelligence of Albert
1064
00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:25,375
Esttein and the
1065
00:49:26,675 --> 00:49:28,255
rhino and something.
1066
00:49:29,195 --> 00:49:31,135
>> Parker: I know it was rhino something.
1067
00:49:31,795 --> 00:49:33,000
>> Parker: O man.
1068
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,220
>> Freddy: M
1069
00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:37,003
that'sane so yeah.
1070
00:49:37,059 --> 00:49:39,175
>> Parker: Fred, don't move here
1071
00:49:40,355 --> 00:49:42,095
if you don't. If you want that.
1072
00:49:42,595 --> 00:49:45,547
>> Freddy: I want people be like lying down first. He
1073
00:49:45,611 --> 00:49:48,515
stood up to do it like then like put his
1074
00:49:48,555 --> 00:49:50,571
leg up because the feet was talking.
1075
00:49:50,723 --> 00:49:53,437
>> Parker: See, that's what wonder. I wonder that too. Did he have to keep a
1076
00:49:53,461 --> 00:49:55,597
consistent pace right?
1077
00:49:55,661 --> 00:49:56,149
>> Freddy: Ye.
1078
00:49:56,277 --> 00:49:59,205
>> Parker: Throughout was.
1079
00:49:59,245 --> 00:50:00,690
Yeah. Like were they like here's the m.
1080
00:50:00,690 --> 00:50:03,683
>> Freddy: M. you're slowing down. You need to get it
1081
00:50:03,699 --> 00:50:05,115
back up to 100 RPMs.
1082
00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:07,003
>> Parker: You're barely at all right now.
1083
00:50:07,059 --> 00:50:10,051
>> Freddy: Sato strokes per minute,
1084
00:50:10,083 --> 00:50:10,491
buddy.
1085
00:50:10,563 --> 00:50:13,483
>> Parker: And then like. And then there's the whole thing of like did he.
1086
00:50:13,659 --> 00:50:15,655
Is it just him sitting in a room?
1087
00:50:16,475 --> 00:50:19,375
Like just him m there. Or is it like
1088
00:50:19,935 --> 00:50:22,823
he's having. He's got his phone or what's going.
1089
00:50:22,839 --> 00:50:25,687
>> Freddy: On Would have to be behind. Like they would have to be behind two
1090
00:50:25,711 --> 00:50:27,595
way mirrors. Because I can't just be.
1091
00:50:28,175 --> 00:50:30,855
>> Parker: You might. That might be though.
1092
00:50:31,015 --> 00:50:31,715
>> Freddy: Look.
1093
00:50:35,975 --> 00:50:38,543
>> Parker: Like the whole time. I don't break out
1094
00:50:38,639 --> 00:50:39,951
contact when he's.
1095
00:50:39,983 --> 00:50:40,955
>> Parker: Finished re like.
1096
00:50:42,695 --> 00:50:43,435
>> Parker: Well,
1097
00:50:49,915 --> 00:50:52,715
you have to like, you have to stop. It's like, okay, in nine
1098
00:50:52,755 --> 00:50:55,401
hours, and 58 minutes, you're gonna have to
1099
00:50:55,473 --> 00:50:57,805
poop Y.
1100
00:50:58,225 --> 00:50:59,353
You gonna have use.
1101
00:50:59,449 --> 00:51:00,569
>> Parker: You gon have to.
1102
00:51:00,737 --> 00:51:02,225
>> Freddy: That's the lub, man.
1103
00:51:02,305 --> 00:51:05,005
>> Parker: That's gosh,
1104
00:51:06,225 --> 00:51:07,885
goodness grac. Trip.
1105
00:51:08,705 --> 00:51:11,425
>> Parker: It's got to be that lube that they had in a Christmas
1106
00:51:11,465 --> 00:51:13,525
vacation or something because, man.
1107
00:51:15,945 --> 00:51:18,449
>> Freddy: We'Re talking about strok Coc catches
1108
00:51:18,497 --> 00:51:19,085
fire.
1109
00:51:20,945 --> 00:51:23,817
>> Parker: I think we know. I think we
1110
00:51:23,841 --> 00:51:26,755
know what it was, that
1111
00:51:26,795 --> 00:51:29,355
won Mr. Sato was
1112
00:51:29,395 --> 00:51:30,975
25K. Big Cock
1113
00:51:32,395 --> 00:51:34,659
was seven days long. Action. No
1114
00:51:34,707 --> 00:51:35,535
headache.
1115
00:51:37,275 --> 00:51:40,147
Guaranteed. No headache. 25,000 power,
1116
00:51:40,211 --> 00:51:40,815
Fred.
1117
00:51:41,325 --> 00:51:42,945
>> Freddy: Oh my goodness.
1118
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,080
>> Parker: you guys watch that episode of Family Guy where,
1119
00:51:47,030 --> 00:51:49,305
Peter found out about Red Bull?
1120
00:51:50,525 --> 00:51:50,957
>> Freddy: No.
1121
00:51:51,021 --> 00:51:51,581
>> Parker: And he was.
1122
00:51:51,653 --> 00:51:54,309
>> Parker: He drank Red Bull and he's doing all this crazy shit
1123
00:51:54,477 --> 00:51:57,437
and hes. And
1124
00:51:57,461 --> 00:52:00,305
he's in the yard and Chris comes out and his crotches on fire.
1125
00:52:03,285 --> 00:52:04,025
>> Freddy: Frix
1126
00:52:14,205 --> 00:52:15,425
made fire.
1127
00:52:18,365 --> 00:52:21,149
>> Parker: That's why we try not to let the kids have the
1128
00:52:21,197 --> 00:52:22,985
energy drinks. Although I will.
1129
00:52:24,085 --> 00:52:27,077
No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna p this energy drink because
1130
00:52:27,101 --> 00:52:29,585
they're not paying us. And also, it's probably really shitty,
1131
00:52:29,925 --> 00:52:32,773
but I've tried for the first time only because of the
1132
00:52:32,789 --> 00:52:34,685
name Rainstorm.
1133
00:52:35,025 --> 00:52:35,729
>> Parker: Rainsm.
1134
00:52:35,777 --> 00:52:36,965
>> Freddy: Oh my God.
1135
00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:39,675
>> Parker: harvest. Great. It'actually pretty good
1136
00:52:40,495 --> 00:52:42,911
green light now. You know,
1137
00:52:43,103 --> 00:52:46,039
Fred, I know we talked. We already said hey, it's a
1138
00:52:46,047 --> 00:52:49,023
little bit past New Year's. It's kind
1139
00:52:49,039 --> 00:52:51,911
of already like in the season's already going. We're
1140
00:52:51,943 --> 00:52:54,825
already, well in stride for 2025.
1141
00:52:55,125 --> 00:52:57,861
But I have to ask you an Alan, I would be
1142
00:52:57,893 --> 00:53:00,775
remiss if I didn't ask you guys if you had
1143
00:53:00,855 --> 00:53:03,855
any resolutions that you are planning on
1144
00:53:03,895 --> 00:53:06,343
keeping. And also now that we're over a
1145
00:53:06,359 --> 00:53:08,955
weekend, have you kept them so far
1146
00:53:12,175 --> 00:53:14,589
and no. yes. And Alan.
1147
00:53:18,289 --> 00:53:20,469
>> Freddy: Yeseah
1148
00:53:21,649 --> 00:53:24,649
resol. I'm going to cut
1149
00:53:24,689 --> 00:53:27,603
my masturbation time down to four and
1150
00:53:27,611 --> 00:53:28,443
a half hours.
1151
00:53:28,571 --> 00:53:30,359
>> Parker: Instead of and a half.
1152
00:53:31,419 --> 00:53:32,179
>> Parker: Oh, that's.
1153
00:53:32,219 --> 00:53:33,019
>> Parker: That's actually.
1154
00:53:33,139 --> 00:53:35,907
>> Freddy: That'snn take some work, but that's a good
1155
00:53:35,923 --> 00:53:38,555
res. I'n give it a
1156
00:53:38,587 --> 00:53:39,159
shot.
1157
00:53:39,659 --> 00:53:42,515
>> Parker: O I believe in you Fred. I believe anybody can jerk it
1158
00:53:42,547 --> 00:53:43,599
less as you
1159
00:53:45,579 --> 00:53:46,955
whatever that I believe in.
1160
00:53:46,987 --> 00:53:49,039
>> Parker: You O I believe.
1161
00:53:52,139 --> 00:53:54,995
>> Parker: Well, Fred, how about this? Some people have decided that
1162
00:53:55,027 --> 00:53:57,631
they're ditching their New Year's resolutions
1163
00:53:57,735 --> 00:54:00,655
entirely and instead doing what they're
1164
00:54:00,687 --> 00:54:03,666
calling a, winter arc. Have you heard of
1165
00:54:03,682 --> 00:54:06,658
this term winter fart?
1166
00:54:06,818 --> 00:54:08,478
A winter mastate
1167
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,122
the age Fred.
1168
00:54:13,210 --> 00:54:13,906
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1169
00:54:14,082 --> 00:54:17,074
>> Parker: A winter arc is a goal setting challenge that was created
1170
00:54:17,146 --> 00:54:19,558
online by fitness and wellness influencers.
1171
00:54:20,298 --> 00:54:23,228
And there's really not real thing
1172
00:54:23,848 --> 00:54:26,834
it says. it's a one. It's not really a one
1173
00:54:26,866 --> 00:54:29,754
size fit all approach. But apparently
1174
00:54:29,906 --> 00:54:32,514
there are 400,000 posts on Instagram with winter
1175
00:54:32,546 --> 00:54:35,498
arc and almost 600,000 more on
1176
00:54:35,538 --> 00:54:38,034
TikTok. So there
1177
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:40,952
go so it says the Well, I
1178
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,656
don't know. These are too many goals. These are dumb goals. O people
1179
00:54:43,712 --> 00:54:46,016
start so basically they're like start
1180
00:54:46,112 --> 00:54:49,100
before January 1st and
1181
00:54:49,124 --> 00:54:51,648
it's a winter arc. It's not a New Year's resolution.
1182
00:54:52,108 --> 00:54:52,468
Right.
1183
00:54:52,508 --> 00:54:54,100
>> Freddy: It's a winter arc. Okay.
1184
00:54:54,164 --> 00:54:56,448
>> Parker: Right. And they say you could start as early as October,
1185
00:54:56,988 --> 00:54:59,212
which defeats the purpose of a New Year's resolution
1186
00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:01,916
entirely. I've already started it in
1187
00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:04,688
October. I will have already quitted my New Year's.
1188
00:55:07,108 --> 00:55:09,728
Then I'll be like, ye. I don't want to s right.
1189
00:55:10,068 --> 00:55:12,001
I didn't want to undo New Year's.
1190
00:55:12,801 --> 00:55:15,457
I want to ruin New Year. So I'm just gonna do it this way.
1191
00:55:15,649 --> 00:55:18,289
Well, no. So like you know, a lot of people's New Year's
1192
00:55:18,305 --> 00:55:21,289
resolution is like I'TO the gym and do whatever. Well,
1193
00:55:21,305 --> 00:55:24,153
I was already going to the gym and so my New
1194
00:55:24,177 --> 00:55:27,101
Year's resolution was to not go to the gym for half a month.
1195
00:55:27,921 --> 00:55:30,313
Know because I was like it's going to be all these people who are.
1196
00:55:30,337 --> 00:55:30,901
>> Freddy: Like,
1197
00:55:34,371 --> 00:55:37,347
>> Parker: I'm not trying to deal with all that. I would rather just
1198
00:55:37,379 --> 00:55:40,327
wait two weeks. But then I got but those three
1199
00:55:40,359 --> 00:55:43,295
weeks. But that's okay. Y getting back in
1200
00:55:43,303 --> 00:55:46,239
it. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. It's
1201
00:55:46,255 --> 00:55:47,103
gonn be great.
1202
00:55:47,287 --> 00:55:48,611
>> Parker: New Year's resolution.
1203
00:55:50,911 --> 00:55:52,291
>> Parker: What's that? What you say?
1204
00:55:53,586 --> 00:55:56,061
>> Parker: Freddie calls it New Year's resolution.
1205
00:55:59,161 --> 00:56:01,021
>> Parker: Revolution Year
1206
00:56:02,041 --> 00:56:03,501
Year Year Revolution.
1207
00:56:05,271 --> 00:56:06,371
>> Parker: Is revolution.
1208
00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:09,961
>> Freddy: Prince in the revolution
1209
00:56:11,741 --> 00:56:12,961
gotather today.
1210
00:56:13,941 --> 00:56:16,725
>> Parker: Break this thing life yeah
1211
00:56:16,853 --> 00:56:19,381
O We made it to 2025 ladies
1212
00:56:19,421 --> 00:56:20,093
gentlemen.
1213
00:56:20,237 --> 00:56:23,165
>> Freddy: And the running outning out,
1214
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:23,881
baby.
1215
00:56:24,301 --> 00:56:26,949
>> Parker: Okay, it's late we're having you know what?
1216
00:56:27,085 --> 00:56:28,061
>> Freddy: Enough man.
1217
00:56:28,221 --> 00:56:31,071
>> Parker: Fred, this happens every single time that
1218
00:56:31,111 --> 00:56:33,731
we take like two weeks off.
1219
00:56:34,551 --> 00:56:36,011
Come back Rusty.
1220
00:56:36,711 --> 00:56:37,463
>> Freddy: Rusty.
1221
00:56:37,567 --> 00:56:39,451
>> Parker: Rustier than a tromne.
1222
00:56:41,151 --> 00:56:42,811
See, we're getting it.
1223
00:56:43,311 --> 00:56:44,135
>> Freddy: We're getting it.
1224
00:56:44,223 --> 00:56:45,775
>> Parker: Fre yeah.
1225
00:56:45,863 --> 00:56:48,399
>> Freddy: My valentine'say we'gonna be that's
1226
00:56:48,415 --> 00:56:48,971
right.
1227
00:56:50,671 --> 00:56:52,771
>> Parker: Our winter arc is well underway
1228
00:56:54,831 --> 00:56:57,137
which now let's all go call for seven.
1229
00:56:57,169 --> 00:56:57,741
>> Freddy: Hours.
1230
00:57:01,241 --> 00:57:03,701
>> Parker: Without to beat the director.
1231
00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:06,649
Well, yeah, I mean but we got the whole year,
1232
00:57:06,705 --> 00:57:09,649
Alan don't want to you don't want to
1233
00:57:09,705 --> 00:57:10,553
blow your.
1234
00:57:10,737 --> 00:57:13,661
>> Parker: I gotta start preparing. I gotta start preparing
1235
00:57:14,801 --> 00:57:15,377
each other.
1236
00:57:15,409 --> 00:57:15,697
>> Parker: On.
1237
00:57:15,769 --> 00:57:17,697
>> Freddy: Come on, man, do it.
1238
00:57:17,849 --> 00:57:20,665
>> Parker: 24 minutes. Prepar himself mentally,
1239
00:57:20,753 --> 00:57:21,685
physically and what.
1240
00:57:21,713 --> 00:57:23,910
>> Parker: Whatever else, he had to cure his kuyar crotch
1241
00:57:24,450 --> 00:57:26,550
and gentle, gentlely
1242
00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:34,138
gen. Yep. That's the only way to do it. All right, ladies and
1243
00:57:34,154 --> 00:57:37,130
gentlemen, we're gonna slide it out of here and slide
1244
00:57:37,210 --> 00:57:38,830
into some comfy pants.
1245
00:57:39,330 --> 00:57:40,746
>> Parker: Yeah, slide it in.
1246
00:57:40,778 --> 00:57:43,586
>> Parker: I don't know. I don't know who's but we'll be back
1247
00:57:43,618 --> 00:57:46,310
next week with a brand new episode,
1248
00:57:46,830 --> 00:57:49,410
the Black l Collective podcast. Happy New Year.
1249
00:57:49,950 --> 00:57:51,370
>> Freddy: Happy New Year.
1250
00:57:52,230 --> 00:57:55,030
>> Parker: Bye. We
1251
00:57:55,070 --> 00:57:57,838
are laughing and we are very
1252
00:57:57,894 --> 00:58:00,623
good friends. Good buddy, sharing, a
1253
00:58:00,695 --> 00:58:01,667
special moment.
1254
00:58:17,467 --> 00:58:19,699
>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man.
1255
00:58:19,763 --> 00:58:22,635
>> Parker: This game over. Just hang Lou
1256
00:58:22,691 --> 00:58:25,487
blood. She're gonna catch up on a reboout out of med
1257
00:58:26,107 --> 00:58:27,047
chper.
1258
00:58:30,987 --> 00:58:32,407
>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
1259
00:58:33,467 --> 00:58:35,247
>> Parker: I t know what'it
1260
00:58:36,467 --> 00:58:39,247
well, that's folks Asa
1261
00:58:39,287 --> 00:58:40,879
vista, baby.
1262
00:58:41,023 --> 00:58:42,347
>> Parker: Goddamn H.
1263
00:58:44,567 --> 00:58:47,263
Don't worry, nobody's listening. Anyway, as you
1264
00:58:47,295 --> 00:58:49,927
know, I'm a man of special needs.
1265
00:58:50,047 --> 00:58:52,929
Surely you can't be serious. I am serious. And, don't
1266
00:58:52,961 --> 00:58:53,473
call me Shirley.