This week, Join Parker, alongside the sultry tones of Fred and the masterful mixing of Allan, as they embark on a wild ride that starts with a bang and only gets crazier. From theme parties that walk a fine line between festive and faux pas to the mystery of whether it's fish or chicken at Long John Silvers, no stone is left unturned in this laugh riot. The guys don't stop there; they also tackle the impending doom of AI overlords. With a mix of trepidation and humor, they explore the unsettling yet entertaining possibilities of our future robotic counterparts. Will AI be the end of us, or will it be too busy serving up fast food to take over the world? And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, the episode takes an unexpected turn into the realm of cursed pirate franchises and fan fiction that could only come from the minds of the BLC crew. Don't miss this episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, where the laughs are as abundant as the greasy goodness of a fast-food platter. It's a no-holds-barred adventure through the absurd, the thought-provoking, and the downright funny. #BLCpodcast #Episode139 #ThemePartyMadness #AIDoomsday #LongJohnSilversCurse Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Support the Show: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld
This week, Join Parker, alongside the sultry tones of Fred and the masterful mixing of Alan, as they embark on a wild ride that starts with a bang and only gets crazier. From theme parties that walk a fine line between festive and faux pas to the mystery of whether it's fish or chicken at Long John Silvers, no stone is left unturned in this laugh riot. The guys don't stop there; they also tackle the impending doom of AI overlords. With a mix of trepidation and humor, they explore the unsettling yet entertaining possibilities of our future robotic counterparts. Will AI be the end of us, or will it be too busy serving up fast food to take over the world? And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, the episode takes an unexpected turn into the realm of cursed pirate franchises and fan fiction that could only come from the minds of the BLC crew. Don't miss this episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, where the laughs are as abundant as the greasy goodness of a fast-food platter. It's a no-holds-barred adventure through the absurd, the thought-provoking, and the downright funny.
#BLCpodcast #Episode139 #ThemePartyMadness #AIDoomsday #LongJohnSilversCurse Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Support the Show: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld
00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln collective podcast featuring Parker, Fred and Allan 00:52 - Welcome to the 139th edition of the Black Lincoln collective podcast 01:48 - Welcome to the Fart podcast, ladies and gentlemen and non gender friends 05:04 - Allan is vacationing in Panama City, Florida 08:35 - Bucky's is a very sexual place. Very sexual place 10:31 - Fred tells a story about all of his various theme parties late 11:15 - Alan went to a couple coming to America parties this weekend 15:23 - The party was for Mexican awareness month, so it was semi racist 18:46 - My sister's parents were killed in a car accident on Halloween night 20:12 - People are starting to get back out with theme parties, right 23:52 - I thought you meant the eagles. No, no, no. Desperado. That's a little better 24:01 - The 139th episode of the BLC podcast is sponsored by a brand new album 27:36 - Fred: Have you ever seen Price Master Christmas? It's hilarious 31:17 - Welcome back to the 139th episode of Black Lincoln collective podcast 32:03 - Scientists believe that AI is going to kill us someday, says Fred Parker 36:29 - The creator is the name of the movie 36:41 - How long do you think it'll be before AI wipes out humanity 41:05 - We talked about AI and how scientists think it's gonna destroy us in 200 years 42:59 - Fred: What do you think about the new push to use AI in fast food 47:17 - AI will be able to make its own movies, right? Yeah. I think in the next couple years 51:17 - Fred: AI can do music, but it's still not funny 54:41 - We have 139 instances of you not doing that, right? 55:06 - Long, when's the last time you had Long John Silvers 58:15 - One review says employees are dumbest group of employees of any restaurant 01:02:53 - Long John Silver was the finest fine dining back in the day 01:07:28 - Long John Silver versus Jack Sparrow in battle of the seven seas
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>> Freddy: Fasten your seat belts.
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>> Parker: It's going to be a bumpy night.
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>> Freddy: Alive. It's alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping
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man list stars. And in the morning, I'm making pop.
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>> Parker: With your host, Archer,
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featuring the sultry, um, sound of Fred and also
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Allen on the board.
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>> Freddy: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now, uh, let's start the game show.
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Welcome. Welcome, one and all, to the 139th
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edition of the Black Lincoln collective podcast.
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What was that.
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>> Freddy: Now?
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>> Parker: You threw my whole thing off. The only, uh.
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>> Parker: It was a start. Yeah.
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>> Parker: Okay. The official podcast of illegal
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immigrants. Welcome to the show. I don't know why
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not? Then we'll be looked. What are they gonna say, Fred? They can't come
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out and tell us that we're not their favorite? Uh,
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that's all I'm saying. Anyway, welcome to the show. We're so glad you
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joined. It's gonna be one of those nights tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I can already tell you,
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uh, we are so thankful for your support on X, Facebook,
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Twitter, Instagram, Bobby blah, BLC
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podcast.com. Thanks for listening. Like,
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review shares, tweet
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stuff.
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>> Freddy: Fred tweeted.
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>> Parker: And Fred.
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>> Parker: And Fred.
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>> Freddy: Oh, that was it.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Freddy: And, Alan.
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>> Parker: The audience is sort of here tonight. Well,
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welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen, and others.
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How's it going?
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>> Freddy: Uh, it's going.
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>> Parker: I heard somebody say, good one, and I was like, oh, I should start doing that. Let me
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try that again. Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen
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and non gender friends. How are you
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today?
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>> Freddy: Are you doing it?
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>> Parker: That's what they said.
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>> Parker: Somebody that's non gender.
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>> Freddy: Hello, people there. You told
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you we should start doing it.
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>> Parker: I don't, um, know he know. No one told me we should start doing. The only thing that
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anyone told me is kids and be funnier.
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Already failed that one right out the game about that.
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That's right. But that's okay. You know, that's how it goes.
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Yeah. I'm like, you guys are. You can literally poop in your pants.
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they call it the Fart podcast. They don't call it the Black. They call
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the fart podcast. Welcome to the
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Fart podcast, ladies and gentlemen.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, fart.
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>> Freddy: It's.
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>> Parker: I, uh, Alan, actually, we
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figured out.
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>> Parker: That our funny r word
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boy guy.
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>> Freddy: He loves this one.
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>> Freddy: You could be r word Todd, and we'll change.
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>> Parker: I was r tater. He called me tater.
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Spread out in the earth, tater.
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I love it. I would like to say it. But I don't think Alan would
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actually blanket out, so probably get in trouble. He's
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coming to set you up. He would, he would totally be like, he'd,
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like, repeat it like, ten times so that there's no getting around
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it. Well, welcome to the show, everybody. We're so
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glad you here.
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>> Parker: We're so glad summer is on the way.
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Fred, one thing I will say about Alan is as much
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as he doesn't like to do things or generally doesn't
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do things, sometimes when he does decide to do
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things, he preemptively does them.
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I'm gonna strike, it's gonna be preemptively.
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summer's coming, man. It's gonna be great. And you go to the beach and everything. He's
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like, I'm already at the beach. So I was like, wait, what year?
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two weeks. He's been at the beach. He was like, I'll go ahead and get this knocked out in
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April when nobody's at the beach and it's like 60
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>> Parker: It's hot.
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>> Freddy: Fucking hot sand.
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>> Parker: Telling you. So, Alan decided that
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since he's at the beach and you can see the lovely beach right behind his,
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his head, I believe, to the corner
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there, uh, it's, uh, gorgeous this time.
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This time of night that Alan's gonna catch us up on his
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vacation, which he has decided to name.
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Fuck bucker. Swim. Alan's frickin
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vacation.
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>> Parker: So, Alan, tell us where you're
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vacationing this time.
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>> Parker: Well, this time I am in Panama City,
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Florida.
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Laguna beach.
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>> Parker: Yes.
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>> Parker: Yes. Or the pearl of the Caribbean. Yes.
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>> Freddy: Right up your laguna.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Home of the most beautiful beaches.
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very nice.
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>> Parker: They're, uh, beautiful white sand, uh, white
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beaches.
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in the clear water. No, it's actually. It's
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really nice.
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>> Parker: It's really nice. So it's in the gulf. So tell us, Fallon,
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what's been the highlight of your time away?
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>> Parker: The highlight? It's got to be Bucky's.
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started Bucky's.
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Mississippi.
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>> Parker: I had to man, to come down.
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>> Parker: Uh, you had to come down through Georgia, through
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Atlanta, through Alabama.
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>> Parker: Your other option is walking for the next seven months like we talked
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about last week, where you're like a horse.
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>> Freddy: You could take a boat. You could go down, like,
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the coast and take a boat all the way around.
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>> Parker: No, my company's chill. We'd rather
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you drive.
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>> Freddy: Your ass out of there.
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>> Parker: Uh, we put you in a truck and let you drive that here, which was nice. I mean, I'm
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not complaining.
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>> Freddy: Oh, so they gave you the truck to drive in?
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paying. Uh.
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>> Parker: He didn't have to pay for it, but really the show paid for it. Fred, the whole
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thing. Yeah.
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and put him up on the beach. Look at it. Look at his beachfront, essentially. Look
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at that picture front.
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hear?
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Me?
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>> Parker: Well, yeah, actually I did. I got me an
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XXL brisket. Uh, sandwich.
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bucky's?
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Walmart. It was, man.
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gas pumps. I mean, it's like.
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say it's like a sea of. Just a bottle of
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gas. Yeah, it is two layers.
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>> Parker: I went to the pump that was ethanol free, not
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realizing that our company card does not let us use
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ethanol free card.
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>> Parker: He ran out of gas on the way to the other.
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>> Parker: It was like a mile away.
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>> Freddy: Beaver come out there and have you pushed them?
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: People taking pictures with the beaver.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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uh, we're freaking out. When we were.
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>> Parker: I mean. Yeah, they were. It was.
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>> Parker: It was. And I almost, and I almost did
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the naked gun thing because there was a
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lady there standing next to the viewer getting a picture taken. And I was gonna be
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a nice beaver, but I
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Like, hey, lady, that's a nice beaver you got.
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>> Parker: Nice beaver you got there.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Next time I go to Bucky's, I'm going
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to make the kids say that to everyone. That'll
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teach them to make it. Try to make us funny.
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>> Freddy: Uh, did you see their wawa nuts?
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>> Parker: Yes.
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All the beef jerky, man. That's
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not just beef, chicken and whatever kind of jerking they can
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make it.
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>> Freddy: It's good too.
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>> Parker: M.
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>> Parker: Yeah, and they had the truck full of little
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beaver things and the pillows.
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>> Parker: Very sexual place.
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>> Freddy: Anything you want.
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>> Parker: I had a full fledged bakery too, man.
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>> Parker: Had all kinds of shit there. That's, uh, a gas station for
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you.
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>> Freddy: Mhm.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: That being like your regular gas station, you're like, oh, yeah, just.
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>> Parker: That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna m get.
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>> Parker: It on the way back. Like half of it is like clothes and
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stuff. Um, yeah.
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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>> Parker: That's what's crazy.
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>> Parker: People wearing the shirts and everything.
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>> Freddy: I fucking everything in there, man. Like
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equipment, camping equipment.
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>> Parker: Grills in there right up front.
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Luckies is what it's all about, man. You know, that's one of the things that
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like, it's gotten to the point where it's like, it's like
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the ducks and jeeps thing. It's like become, um,
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like its own thing.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it's like, it's own.
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>> Parker: Like you could throw a theme party based on,
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like.
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>> Parker: Nobody will notice because there's so many fucking people.
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>> Parker: Right?
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Which brings me to Fred's
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story about all of his various theme parties
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he's been attending late.
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That was theme parties.
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>> Freddy: I had, uh, been to a lot of theme
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parties. I mean, I thought you were going.
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>> Parker: To give us a list of theme parties that you've been to.
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>> Freddy: You said I told you I was.
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>> Parker: Supposed to guess the party, right?
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>> Freddy: And you wanted me to make up themes and.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's what, how it's a show. Instead of us just talking to
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each other.
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>> Parker: Oh, then it's a show.
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>> Freddy: I gotta give the audience the premise about what we doing. I
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can't just be like, I went to all these parties and then.
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>> Parker: Yeah, so, okay, so premise
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away.
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>> Freddy: Okay, so you guys, I went to this
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party as a theme party,
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arabian nights. And now
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I'm going to give you guys a couple themes.
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>> Parker: Oh, see, here we go.
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>> Freddy: And see if you can guess
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which theme that I went to.
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>> Parker: All right, let's hear it.
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>> Freddy: Okay, so thing number one,
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a coming to America party.
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A cover to America parties where you dress up like
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characters from the movie. Coming to America.
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Would that be something Freddie would do? But I. Fuck you.
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>> Parker: It is something you would do. Fuck you, too.
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>> Freddy: Thing number two, a lion
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king party.
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>> Parker: I hope that's what it is.
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I hope it was a bunch of adults dressed as a lion gang.
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>> Parker: Furries.
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>> Freddy: Can you feel the love?
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>> Freddy: Uh, yeah,
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we like the furries. Day number
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three, probably. Number two,
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a cholo party.
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>> Parker: Now, see that? I can.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I can see.
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>> Parker: Oh, I can see him going.
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>> Parker: I could just see him from
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wrestling.
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>> Parker: Viva la Raza. Yeah,
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give me a break.
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>> Freddy: Give me a break.
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>> Parker: Yeah, give me a break.
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All right, so it's one of those three, or there
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more.
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>> Freddy: It's one of those three.
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>> Parker: Okay. I'm putting my bet on coming to
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America party.
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>> Parker: Well, since you're doing that, I'm gonna do lion King
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because I just want to see them doing
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furries.
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>> Parker: Right. I just want to see all the pictures of Fred dressed up as
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scar or whoever.
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>> Freddy: Timon.
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>> Parker: I could dress up like Timon. Which one was the one that farted all the time?
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>> Freddy: That was Pumbaa.
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>> Parker: That's me.
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>> Freddy: Succulent. What? Hog.
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>> Freddy: Well, fellas, I'm sorry to report
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both of you are wrong.
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>> Parker: Is that a term of. Is that like a racist term,
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Alan? It's a such a racist.
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>> Freddy: I would think.
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>> Parker: I don't know.
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>> Freddy: I mean, I don't know. Like if the mexican
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gangsters or whatever.
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>> Parker: Color, I would think it's racist.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, you think it's racist? Like,
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I don't give a shit. Uh, like,
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that's what I said.
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>> Parker: If I said it was.
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>> Parker: Considering I'm not mexican, I'm Puerto Rico.
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>> Parker: I really wouldn't know.
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>> Freddy: No, cuz nobody's gonna fucking find out.
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>> Parker: Well, I mean, if he makes you feel bad, then it is racist.
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You don't care.
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>> Freddy: That made me feel bad.
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>> Parker: I mean, so cholo
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is, or chola was. Was used as a
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term that Spanish, the spanish people used to refer to
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as mets. Mexico. American indian
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mixed children. Of course, there is the
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mexican origin of the word cholo and its subculture in the United
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States.
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>> Parker: See, I always thought it was like, cuz.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, no, no, I just thought it was like,
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you know.
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>> Parker: Okay, let's see.
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>> Freddy: Is it like.
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>> Parker: Yeah, like, yeah, Mexican?
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>> Freddy: No, fucking with the buttoned
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up, um, flannel on and
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just. Yeah, just the
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top button. But no, um, the dickies
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converses. Yeah, I'm saying pretty
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much that was the party um. Um, you
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know. Right, right. I had a really
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good accent the whole time.
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>> Parker: I think that's what. That's what kind of what determines
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whether it's racist or not. It's like, what's
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everybody doing? They only had tacos to eat and shit.
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>> Freddy: Only, like, we. We did give each
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other nicknames. I don't know.
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>> Parker: That's so like a game.
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>> Freddy: I was, uh. I was. I was, uh.
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No, I was
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smokey.
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>> Parker: I was.
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>> Parker: I wonder why.
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>> Parker: Maestro del battle.
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>> Freddy: There was Joker,
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then there was spider.
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>> Parker: Wait a second. These are white names. Yeah,
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these were all white people.
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>> Parker: There you go.
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>> Freddy: And then there was Casper.
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>> Parker: I like it. Like, it was. First it was like, Steve and Barry. And he's
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like, now it's Casper. Now it's Casper
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and el pringo lingo
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and illegal leopard.
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>> Parker: What was the party for?
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>> Freddy: It was for, uh, mexican
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awareness
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month.
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>> Parker: He's like, be aware. Was
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that. Okay, so it was a surprise party for birthday. Did the person
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whose birthday it was indicate at any point in their. In
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the past that this is what they wanted?
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Okay. That's.
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>> Freddy: I just want to make sure. Ah. He was
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like, oh, what the shit is. This
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is the most racist shit I've ever.
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>> Parker: Give me a break, man.
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>> Parker: Exactly. That's exactly why I'd have been like, whoa. Give me a break.
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>> Freddy: They have fucking, like, uh,
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tattoos. Like the, uh.
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>> Freddy: Uh.
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>> Freddy: You know, when you go get your kid, like, uh.
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They had full fledged,
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like, the size of
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my arm. Yeah,
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I got one there. I got one on my hand, and, like,
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I got one over there, like, fully
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embraced it. They put that shit on me, and I was like, oh,
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wow. I see the. The,
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uh. Like, why people get these now. That looks really good.
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>> Parker: Like, really good. It looks cool, man.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, they look so good. But, like.
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>> Parker: Yeah, yeah, it looks a lot better when you're
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a racist.
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>> Freddy: Right?
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>> Parker: Like, say. Now I get it.
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>> Freddy: I'd say it was. It was semi racist. On a
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racist scale. I give it a three.
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Like, on a one racing scale, give
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it three hoods.
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>> Parker: Oh, three pointy
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hoods.
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Or would have been. If one person would have dressed up as immigration.
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>> Parker: Actually, you can ask a Mexican, and they're probably going to be
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like.
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>> Freddy: I.
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>> Freddy: Saw a dude do that. He, um. He got dressed up
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in, like, the whole, like, big sombrero,
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fake mustache.
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He went around and acts like Americans. He's like, is this
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racist?
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>> Parker: You think? Yes.
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>> Freddy: You're. You're appropriating people's culture
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and, uh, only the white people. Yeah.
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Then he went down to Mexico and he was like, hey, do you
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think this is racist? He's like, nah, you're beautiful. I
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love
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saying so. I mean, we weren't
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doing it to.
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>> Parker: Be me at the big ass mustache, actually.
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>> Freddy: I love that culture. You know what I'm
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saying? Um, I used to have
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those.
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>> Freddy: Ah.
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>> Freddy: And I'm pretty sure these were made by Mexicans.
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No, but same deal with the,
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um. With the gumball machine. They used to
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have these. The gumballs in there, and it was these
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little, uh, figurines called.
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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>> Freddy: Little home. And I used to collect them. Like, I had. I don't
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know where my homies.
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>> Parker: It.
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>> Freddy: I lost all my homies.
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>> Parker: All right, pour one out for your homies.
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>> Freddy: But, like, yo, I. And I respect
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that culture, too. I mean.
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>> Parker: Yeah, dude. No, no, it's all good. Like I said, it's all about how you.
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>> Freddy: That's it, man. Nobody was trying to be fucked up like,
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I heard.
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>> Parker: Okay, so this is bad. This. This is different.
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So I heard, uh. Uh, Kirstie Alley. You remember Kirsty
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alley from years. I mean, I guess her parents
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were. Were killed in, like, a car accident on Halloween
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night.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, when she was younger.
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>> Parker: Did you hear that story? Have you heard that? And
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so she's, like, in the hospital or whatever, and they're waiting
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on, you know, to find out what's going on.
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And she's like, okay. So, you know, I asked, my sister's there, and I'm
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there, and she's like, so what happened? She's like, well, mom and dad were
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on their way to a costume, uh, party,
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and she's like, oh, okay. And she kind of sat there for a minute. She was like. Then it kind of
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just dawned on me. She's like, what were they dressed as?
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And her sister was like, oh, the odd
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couple. She was like, oh, that's weird. That they would be
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like, Walter Matthau and, you know, uh, what's his name? And
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she's like, no, no, no. One of them was a KKK
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member, and the other mom had on a huge
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afro.
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>> Parker: Oh, jeez.
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>> Parker: Oh, that's not a good way to remember.
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>> Parker: He was like, oh, hell, no.
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>> Parker: That's literal. Cancel culture. Yeah,
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you can't do that.
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>> Freddy: It's just crazy.
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>> Parker: Well, so do you think parties
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seem like they're kind of a newer thing? Like, I mean, they were like an old thing
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way back in the day, right? Like, since COVID
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Like, people are starting now. People really kind of finally starting to get
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back out.
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>> Freddy: I don't know. I just think women like to, um,
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plan shit. Yeah. They like to play it
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shit. Yeah.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: To the fullest. Which is. Which is nice. Um,
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I do that. I wouldn't. I wouldn't be like. I mean.
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Okay, yeah, we have a theme for. Let's have an eighties
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party.
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>> Parker: And. Yeah, and I'm done. See you
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there.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Theme party is like. Yeah, uh, bring beer.
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>> Parker: The theme of the party is party.
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>> Freddy: That's it.
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>> Parker: I feel the same way. Like, I can. I don't have the discipline to be like,
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oh, put on bell bottom pants and,
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ah, tease our hair or whatever.
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I don't even know what people do.
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>> Freddy: Nowadays, but I was excited when. When I
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heard it. I was like, this is gonna be fun.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I mean, that's like I said, you
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went.
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>> Parker: All, you gotta just show up. Yeah, that's fine.
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>> Parker: We should do an Avengers theme party.
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>> Freddy: There you go.
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>> Parker: Apparently that's a thing. Murder
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mystery. Do a luau, see a lose a luau. Contested a,
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uh, theme party. I guess so.
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>> Freddy: I guess lua, don't come in there
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wearing a kill.
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>> Parker: I'm scotch Hawaiian.
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Give me a break. I have a mexican
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accent because I'm scotch Hawaiian.
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>> Freddy: I'm all fucked up.
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>> Parker: Uh, Holmes. We
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do a princess theme party. That'd be fun. Ooh, what if we did a y
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two k party?
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Just in time.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: What would you do?
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>> Parker: I don't know. How do people dress in 1999?
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>> Freddy: Like prince.
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>> Freddy: Exactly.
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>> Parker: Exactly. And you don't want people to dress like that at your party.
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I do.
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>> Freddy: With the fluffy ruffles?
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>> Parker: Yeah, every fluffy ruffles.
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>> Parker: Only prince can get away with that, man, I'm telling you.
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>> Freddy: What was that one joke? He said I looked prince in the eye
535
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and I was like, gay for 2 seconds.
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>> Parker: What kind of, uh, music, uh, were they playing at
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your party?
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>> Freddy: It was just regular music. But like, I did get
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into the spirit of it, like going to, um,
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going to the party, being my wife, and I was
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like, okay, so did.
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>> Parker: You stop at a mexican restaurant?
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>> Freddy: It's cholo. So first I had to put on low rider.
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Bottom right, obviously.
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>> Parker: Low rider.
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I do understand that.
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>> Freddy: That ended and I was like, uh, uh. Okay.
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What?
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>> Parker: Play it again.
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>> Freddy: I was like, uh, shakira.
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>> Freddy: Uh.
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>> Parker: Oh, man.
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>> Freddy: I didn't know where else to go, man.
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>> Parker: I was like, there was a hundred places to go.
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>> Parker: I know.
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>> Freddy: But then I was like, oh,
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I know another spanish song that I like. And it
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was like that theme song from desperado. When. You
559
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remember when, uh, it first.
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>> Parker: That part was awesome.
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>> Freddy: It's on the bar.
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>> Parker: It's like kicking the guy's ass while he's playing.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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I thought you meant the eagles. Desperado. I was like, fred.
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>> Freddy: No, no, no. Antonio Banderas, the movie.
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>> Parker: That's a little better.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: That was awesome.
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>> Parker: That reminds me of tonight's sponsor of tonight's.
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I can't find the one.
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>> Freddy: That cover of better man.
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>> Parker: It's not a better. No, it's not.
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00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:38,334
>> Freddy: It's his own girl.
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>> Parker: It's all right. Where was the one that, uh, there is
584
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a cover of Lollipop, which was a cover of my boy.
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00:24:44,094 --> 00:24:44,734
Lollipop.
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>> Freddy: Lollipop, lollipop.
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00:24:47,934 --> 00:24:50,886
>> Parker: But it should be. And there was another one that I can't
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find the name of off the top of my head, off my album. And that makes
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00:24:53,942 --> 00:24:54,654
me sad.
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00:24:54,814 --> 00:24:56,206
>> Freddy: Although the
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punani.
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>> Parker: Yes, of course.
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>> Freddy: Don't forget I want the
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00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:01,754
punani.
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>> Parker: That is,
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you can buy it right now on Amazon.
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00:25:11,414 --> 00:25:14,234
>> Freddy: You can get it from me. Cuz I want that.
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00:25:15,934 --> 00:25:18,766
>> Parker: Oh, you can't. You can't buy a physical copy of it.
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00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:19,486
>> Parker: Really?
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>> Freddy: They.
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>> Parker: Oh, one and guess. Would you like to make a guess as to
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00:25:23,846 --> 00:25:24,514
how much?
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00:25:24,974 --> 00:25:27,366
>> Freddy: I got one left, so.
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>> Parker: Yes. Okay. So you can stream it for free?
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00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,286
Yeah, you can buy it on
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mp3 for $9.49.
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>> Freddy: Oh, my God.
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00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:38,790
>> Parker: Uh, how much do you think it
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00:25:38,822 --> 00:25:41,782
costs on audio CD? There is only one of them.
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>> Freddy: Audio CD. They already have. Vinyl?
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00:25:45,174 --> 00:25:47,582
>> Parker: No, no, just a CD. No vinyl. Just a regular old
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CD.
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>> Parker: 1999, I was a.
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>> Parker: 38 books,
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$120.
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>> Freddy: Uh, it better be fine.
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00:26:00,506 --> 00:26:03,214
>> Parker: It's worth every penny. The only one that there is.
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00:26:03,954 --> 00:26:05,162
>> Freddy: It's the only one.
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>> Parker: It's the only one on Amazon. Anyway. It's worth
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read. That is
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not more
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costly than
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Steven Seagal's most recent album, Mojo Priest, which
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00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:21,538
came out in 2019. That
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00:26:21,586 --> 00:26:24,574
album, that audio CD, if you want it used,
626
00:26:24,994 --> 00:26:27,482
it's gonna cost you a 20 spot. All
627
00:26:27,498 --> 00:26:30,306
right. But if you want a brand new, it's
628
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:32,694
gonna cost you $279.
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00:26:32,990 --> 00:26:35,602
Uh, it's not gonna be ready for three
630
00:26:35,658 --> 00:26:36,254
weeks.
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00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:39,018
>> Freddy: They gotta cut it again.
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>> Parker: You gotta make a whole new one.
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00:26:40,418 --> 00:26:43,202
>> Freddy: Yeah, I love that.
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00:26:43,218 --> 00:26:45,082
>> Parker: It's like 20 watts used or
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00:26:45,218 --> 00:26:46,778
$5,000 new.
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00:26:46,826 --> 00:26:49,650
>> Freddy: Can you imagine them getting the diecast for the
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00:26:49,682 --> 00:26:50,100
fucking.
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00:26:50,162 --> 00:26:51,604
>> Parker: Yeah, here we go.
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00:26:56,664 --> 00:26:59,568
It's like, hey, somebody bought the album. But see, you can't
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00:26:59,616 --> 00:27:01,844
stream it. You can't. The old man's like,
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00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:05,644
what the problem is you can't stream
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00:27:06,144 --> 00:27:08,784
mojo priest, so you have to buy
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00:27:08,824 --> 00:27:09,216
it.
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00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,304
>> Freddy: He said, uh, steve is the guy, the old man who
645
00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:15,088
has to get the diecast. Steven
646
00:27:15,136 --> 00:27:17,176
Seagal told me this day would come.
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00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,136
>> Parker: God damn it. I knew it was coming.
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00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,204
>> Freddy: I told you it was gonna happen, Richie.
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00:27:32,104 --> 00:27:35,032
>> Parker: So, yes, Steven Seagal's album, great album, sponsor
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00:27:36,328 --> 00:27:39,320
That does remind me, though, Fred, have you seen, have you ever
652
00:27:39,352 --> 00:27:42,328
seen the, uh, it was, it's like a YouTube video now, but
653
00:27:42,336 --> 00:27:45,296
it started out as, like, an art piece in, uh, I think
654
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,760
was like, Austin, Texas. It was called, um,
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00:27:48,164 --> 00:27:50,996
the price. What was it called? My name just
656
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:54,020
totally put my name. Price Master Punani.
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00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,100
No, price master. Have you ever seen Price Master
658
00:27:56,172 --> 00:27:59,156
Christmas? It's the funniest YouTube video I've
659
00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:02,068
ever seen in my life. So these dudes, these, like, bunch of college
660
00:28:02,116 --> 00:28:05,100
kids do decide they're going to do a yard sale,
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and what they do is they set up this guy and you just have to go google it.
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00:28:08,308 --> 00:28:11,196
Don't stop the show to google it, but Google it later. Uh, they set
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00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:13,820
up, one of them sets up with, like, this huge gold
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mask on, like, up on a stage. Like, they made a
665
00:28:16,448 --> 00:28:19,336
stage. And he's like, arms and legs are tied, and he's like,
666
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,976
this close to the microphone the whole time. And
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00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,816
so every time somebody's like, oh, I would like to buy
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00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,736
this radio because this is like, in the late or
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like mid nineties, I think early, early nineties. So it
670
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was like a straight legit yard sale, but they didn't put prices on
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anything. So they were had, like, people out there and somebody like, hey, you know, how much
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00:28:36,408 --> 00:28:39,296
for this, this radio? And so they'd be like, hey, price master,
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how much for the radio? And he would like
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$100
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billion.
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And then, like, it would play all this, like, music
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around him and stuff. And so people are like, no, uh, and then they'd be like,
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00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:56,104
how much for this thimble of grease? And he'd be like,
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five, ah, hundred thousand
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dollars. Like, every single
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00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:04,524
thing, he just kept, like, the most random
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amounts. There was one where he's like, I want, like, the guy was
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00:29:07,548 --> 00:29:10,340
like, I want this cross. Like, it was like, just an iron cross or whatever.
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And he's like,
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$473,821.
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The guy's like, I'll give you $5 for it. He's
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like, no, there was one where he was like, he said, like,
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$7,000. The guy's like, will you take a check? And he's like,
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will you take a check? And he's
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like, no,
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it's so funny, man. It's like one of the funniest
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skits, and it's so stupid, but it's like. It's
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so hilarious to see all these old people, you know, because
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they're just going to a yard sale as far.
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>> Freddy: As they know, right?
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>> Freddy: Uh, yeah.
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>> Parker: And then you, like, see the price master in the background, like,
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dancing and, like, this gold mask on. I'll
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have to show you guys. M might make that a picture for this week,
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but no, that's what it reminds me of when we're talking about that. It just,
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00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,836
uh, the funniest damn thing. I wish it's one of those things that you
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see it and you're like, wish. I wish I would have thought of that.
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That's really way to have fun with
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it. We can. Well, we
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might. We might do that for next week's show. We'll do, uh,
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antique copyright. They can't copyright
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a video. I don't know how that works. Anyway, we're copyrighted.
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Maybe they took
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my idea 25 years later
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and did it worse than we did, so.
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Damn them. Um, well, we'll take a
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quick break, and we'll be right back with some more of the Black
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Lincoln collective podcast. The Black Lincoln
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collective podcast will return.
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>> Freddy: After a word, uh, from our
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sponsorship.
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Mhm.
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>> Parker: Welcome back to the 139th episode of Black Lincoln
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collective podcast. What?
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>> Parker: What was that?
721
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>> Freddy: Oh, who is it?
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>> Parker: Welcome. I said.
723
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>> Parker: Well, uh, I heard like a, uh. I heard like something in the
724
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background.
725
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>> Parker: Probably just. It could have been anything.
726
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>> Freddy: It could have been white noise. White noise.
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>> Parker: Could have been. Yeah. Uh, is that what you call it when
728
00:31:36,658 --> 00:31:37,774
white people make noises?
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Like when a Karen is, like, complaining?
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>> Freddy: This is white noise. Put me asleep.
731
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>> Parker: I hear it all the time.
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Well, welcome back. We're so glad you were able to
733
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:55,684
break through the sleep. The temptation to sleep during
734
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our break. Come back. We get it. We do it all the
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time. So, Fred, I promise
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we do this, and we're gonna do it now.
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Fred, it's time for Parker's tech
738
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shits.
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Uh, this week, we're taking a shot
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on everything. AI.
741
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Oh, no, Fred. Yeah, that's right,
742
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Fred. Scientists believe
743
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that AI is going to kill us someday.
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However, would you care to place
745
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a guess on how long they think that'll be from today?
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>> Parker: 150,000 years.
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>> Freddy: $150,000?
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I say about 50 to 100
749
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years.
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>> Parker: They're giving us about 200 years.
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So, yeah, in a provocative new paper. This comes courtesy
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of our friends from the news. Uh, in a provocative
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new paper, an english scientist wondered if
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so called artificial intelligence, otherwise known as
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AI, is one reason we've never found other
756
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intelligent beings in the universe. The Fermi
757
00:33:05,164 --> 00:33:08,076
paradox captures this idea. In an
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infinite universe. How can it be that there are no other civilizations sending
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us radio signals? Could it be that once a
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civilization develops AI, it's a short
761
00:33:16,788 --> 00:33:19,064
ride into oblivion for the most of them?
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This kind of large scale event is called a great filter, and AI is one of
763
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the most popular subjects, uh, of speculation about
764
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them. So, basically, a. Every time somebody
765
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creates AI, it destroys everyone.
766
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So that's what this guy Michael
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Garrett says. He thinks it's about 200 years away from that happening.
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>> Freddy: That sounds fucking plausible.
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>> Parker: 200 years away.
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I love it. So, yeah, it says, uh,
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Garrett explains in his paper that scientists grow more and more uneasy
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the longer we go without hearing any sign of other intelligent
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life.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's what she said.
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>> Parker: Well, she's married to me, so she's not gonna earn anything
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intelligent. This great silence presents
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something of a paradox when juxtaposed with the other astronomical
778
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findings that imply the universe is hospitable to the emergency of
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intelligent life. He writes, the concept of a great
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filter is one often employed, that
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it's often employed. This unit is a universal barrier and
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insurmountable challenge that prevents the widespread emergence of intelligent
783
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life.
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>> Freddy: So the universe don't want you to spread around. They
785
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don't.
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>> Parker: Right. So the universe is like, you guys are idiots.
787
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>> Freddy: Yeah. And you can't go no further
788
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than where you at, right.
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>> Parker: And that brings. That's kind of the whole thing of like that.
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That movie we watched or that show we all
791
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watched, I think, other than Alan. The three body.
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>> Freddy: Three body problems.
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>> Parker: Yeah, yeah, it's kind of the whole thing.
794
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So it, uh.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: It says, obviously today, AI is not capable of
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anything close to human intelligence, but as
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it keeps on working, in Garrett scenario, it takes 100
799
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to 200 years. Uh, and coding and
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development at AI is a single minded project evolving and
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accelerating, evolving and accelerating data and
802
00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,742
processing power, he explains. So, basically, it's just a matter of
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time.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Uh, it's in every
805
00:35:11,174 --> 00:35:11,834
movie.
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>> Parker: We'Re gonna re create dinosaurs.
807
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>> Freddy: You're like, yeah, don't do it, do it,
808
00:35:19,822 --> 00:35:20,914
don't do it.
809
00:35:21,654 --> 00:35:24,222
>> Parker: Movies about how you shouldn't do it, they're like, yeah, we're gonna do it.
810
00:35:24,278 --> 00:35:25,314
>> Freddy: We'll do it again.
811
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It's a movie.
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>> Parker: It's not real. It's pretty fucking real until
813
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you fucking.
814
00:35:31,934 --> 00:35:34,742
>> Freddy: Make it real, right? Like, hey, look what did
815
00:35:34,798 --> 00:35:37,794
every movie you. You never seen.
816
00:35:38,374 --> 00:35:40,894
It never worked out good. Ever. That
817
00:35:40,934 --> 00:35:41,514
good?
818
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>> Parker: Like, let's see, uh.
819
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>> Freddy: What was the one with Hayley? Joe Osmond?
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>> Parker: AI.
821
00:35:51,890 --> 00:35:53,982
>> Freddy: Uh, yeah. Didn't work out good.
822
00:35:54,158 --> 00:35:55,166
>> Parker: Up at the bottom of the ocean.
823
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>> Parker: If I were good for him, because he.
824
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I. Robot.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, robot.
826
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>> Parker: You seen that one, that new one where it's like the one where
827
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they put all the people at bait at football games? It
828
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was like a freak out. You know, I'm talking about.
829
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What was that one? Um, that, like, they had all.
830
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Like.
831
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>> Freddy: You said that in. It kind of triggered something.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I'm trying to remember.
833
00:36:21,190 --> 00:36:23,904
Uh, let's see. What were they
834
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called? It was from a movie. I can't think of. What
835
00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:29,856
is AI? Robots. The NFL. It's trying to think what.
836
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,444
I can't figure out what the name of the movie is. No, I don't want to.
837
00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:36,352
The creator. It's. The creator is the name of the
838
00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:37,032
movie.
839
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>> Freddy: Oh, that would do. That Washington song.
840
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>> Parker: Oh, gosh.
841
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Oh, our show's AI expert has
842
00:36:44,032 --> 00:36:44,884
showed up.
843
00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:53,880
Thank you for reaching out to us. Detachable robot penis.
844
00:36:53,952 --> 00:36:56,618
I'm so tell
845
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us, how. How long do you think it'll be before AI
846
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wipes out humanity?
847
00:37:01,274 --> 00:37:03,546
>> Freddy: I'd say it'd be about twelve and a half
848
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inches.
849
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>> Parker: Of time.
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>> Freddy: It's already happening.
851
00:37:10,858 --> 00:37:13,778
>> Parker: That's true. Well, erp, are you firmly
852
00:37:13,826 --> 00:37:16,762
on the robot side or are
853
00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:19,042
you more on the human side? Because I know that you have a
854
00:37:19,058 --> 00:37:21,916
proclivity, which means something that you like
855
00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:24,728
for, let's, uh, say, lady
856
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:25,364
business.
857
00:37:34,824 --> 00:37:37,136
Oh, you. Oh, you don't care if it's female or robot
858
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:37,844
ladies.
859
00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:42,152
>> Freddy: Oh, you dipping your dipstick
860
00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:43,480
in, uh.
861
00:37:43,544 --> 00:37:45,364
>> Parker: The wrong kind of motor oil there.
862
00:37:50,764 --> 00:37:53,676
Well, are you AI or. You're just a robot, right? With
863
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:55,980
a humongous, robotic, detachable, robotic
864
00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:56,704
penis.
865
00:38:02,204 --> 00:38:04,868
Oh. So what have you learned then, from the
866
00:38:04,876 --> 00:38:07,836
human right? Is that
867
00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:09,004
was another movie?
868
00:38:09,164 --> 00:38:11,704
>> Freddy: Oh, yeah. I'm telling you, there it is.
869
00:38:14,364 --> 00:38:17,036
Oh. Age of Ultron, the
870
00:38:17,060 --> 00:38:17,612
movie.
871
00:38:17,748 --> 00:38:18,984
>> Freddy: He's a bitch.
872
00:38:20,204 --> 00:38:23,028
>> Parker: Not a fan, huh? I'm sure if you were
873
00:38:23,116 --> 00:38:24,624
an AI powered robot,
874
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Fred. In college they called him Doltron.
875
00:38:41,584 --> 00:38:43,120
Here comes Ultron again.
876
00:38:43,192 --> 00:38:45,256
>> Freddy: He used to be goth, and he called himself
877
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Voltron.
878
00:38:53,704 --> 00:38:56,656
>> Parker: Glad you see. It's good to know. See, and that's why I think there's
879
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,528
hope for us yet, Fred. Because if robots
880
00:38:59,576 --> 00:39:02,520
hate each other, if robots hate each
881
00:39:02,552 --> 00:39:04,984
other, then we have a chance.
882
00:39:05,064 --> 00:39:07,656
>> Freddy: Yeah, we got a chance. Yeah. Maybe we
883
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,220
could get one of them on our side. Uh,
884
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,284
yeah.
885
00:39:13,344 --> 00:39:13,888
>> Parker: You'Re back.
886
00:39:13,936 --> 00:39:15,084
>> Freddy: Like, nationwide.
887
00:39:16,744 --> 00:39:19,444
>> Freddy: All twelve inches of me up on your side.
888
00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:22,976
>> Parker: Twelve and a half units of time are right behind you.
889
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,088
>> Freddy: Twelve and a half units of time. That's right. Yeah.
890
00:39:25,136 --> 00:39:27,656
>> Parker: Keeping. Keeping humanity moving forward by poking them in their
891
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,844
permian bats.
892
00:39:30,784 --> 00:39:32,392
>> Freddy: That's what I was talking about.
893
00:39:32,568 --> 00:39:35,568
>> Parker: He's probably the one who made AI happen. He was like, AI,
894
00:39:35,616 --> 00:39:38,504
or, you know what's gonna happen? Build it.
895
00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:41,252
Build the AI. I was gonna get it.
896
00:39:41,388 --> 00:39:43,264
>> Freddy: If you build it, they will come.
897
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,424
>> Parker: That was his whole thing.
898
00:39:47,924 --> 00:39:50,788
I was gonna try and get AI to read the story about
899
00:39:50,836 --> 00:39:53,196
AI, but then I was like, is that. Like. Is that
900
00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:53,940
weird?
901
00:39:54,132 --> 00:39:55,104
>> Freddy: That's why?
902
00:39:55,410 --> 00:39:55,490
>> Freddy: Uh.
903
00:39:55,490 --> 00:39:58,044
>> Parker: Too much. I wouldn't want it to know that it can do that.
904
00:39:58,164 --> 00:40:01,004
>> Freddy: That's like some intellectual cannibalism, right?
905
00:40:01,044 --> 00:40:03,972
>> Parker: Like, you can't. Like, if you. You have a fence, right? And you have a dog.
906
00:40:04,028 --> 00:40:07,012
And the dog doesn't know that it can jump over the fence, right?
907
00:40:07,108 --> 00:40:10,076
Show it that it can jump over the fence. Then it's gonna start jumping over the fence.
908
00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:10,876
>> Freddy: Right.
909
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:13,384
>> Freddy: That's like getting bacon to a pig.
910
00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:16,812
>> Parker: Exactly. It's like feeding bacon to a pig. You know
911
00:40:16,828 --> 00:40:19,500
what, I can tell your AI software is very
912
00:40:19,572 --> 00:40:20,904
advanced. Erp
913
00:40:22,604 --> 00:40:25,540
can tell. Because for him to know that. And he could be talking
914
00:40:25,572 --> 00:40:27,464
about a pig. Or a pig. I don't know.
915
00:40:28,484 --> 00:40:29,464
Either way.
916
00:40:32,424 --> 00:40:34,632
Yeah. Uh, that's right. I forgot how much
917
00:40:34,648 --> 00:40:37,284
you've gleaned. They programmed him.
918
00:40:40,824 --> 00:40:43,800
You and Ultron both went to the American Cattle
919
00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:45,444
Women's association college.
920
00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:49,764
Uh, the, uh, scholarship.
921
00:40:51,184 --> 00:40:53,004
Scholarship at Romeo College.
922
00:40:56,744 --> 00:40:59,672
>> Freddy: I used to hang out with Ultron. That's when Ultron thought
923
00:40:59,688 --> 00:41:00,564
he was cool.
924
00:41:05,974 --> 00:41:08,950
>> Parker: Okay, well, Dr. Pee, let me ask you a question. Since
925
00:41:08,982 --> 00:41:11,942
you're probably well aware of this. I'm gonna get you to chime in on this one, if
926
00:41:11,958 --> 00:41:14,734
you don't mind. So we talked about
927
00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:17,646
AI and how scientists think it's gonna get, you know, destroy us
928
00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:20,670
all in 200 years, give or take. Are you immortal? You're pretty immortal,
929
00:41:20,702 --> 00:41:23,174
right? Like, you're not gonna like. You'll be fine,
930
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:23,794
right?
931
00:41:25,854 --> 00:41:27,954
>> Freddy: Since the 1920s.
932
00:41:28,854 --> 00:41:31,246
>> Parker: Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. I forgot about you and
933
00:41:31,270 --> 00:41:34,246
Electro's history. Took
934
00:41:34,270 --> 00:41:37,246
him years to go to college, though, Fred. Can you believe that robot? Took
935
00:41:37,270 --> 00:41:39,194
him, like, almost 100 years.
936
00:41:40,654 --> 00:41:42,434
Oh, see, there you go.
937
00:41:43,854 --> 00:41:46,726
His daddy was a processor. I don't know. That's a good
938
00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:47,278
burn.
939
00:41:47,406 --> 00:41:49,942
>> Freddy: So your mother was a
940
00:41:49,958 --> 00:41:50,874
motherboard.
941
00:41:53,174 --> 00:41:55,766
>> Parker: Your mother had multiple ports available m at all
942
00:41:55,790 --> 00:41:56,354
times.
943
00:41:58,524 --> 00:41:59,020
Robot.
944
00:41:59,052 --> 00:41:59,664
>> Freddy: Either
945
00:42:02,244 --> 00:42:03,796
she was always surrounding it.
946
00:42:03,940 --> 00:42:06,184
>> Freddy: Your mother was a process server.
947
00:42:07,364 --> 00:42:09,984
>> Parker: Your mom always wanted me to stick it in her scuzzy drive
948
00:42:14,924 --> 00:42:15,904
anyway.
949
00:42:17,604 --> 00:42:18,468
Oh, my gosh.
950
00:42:18,516 --> 00:42:20,372
>> Freddy: Okay, so ERp
951
00:42:20,548 --> 00:42:22,812
robot left.
952
00:42:22,948 --> 00:42:24,624
>> Parker: Robot humor is the best.
953
00:42:30,264 --> 00:42:33,264
I enjoy that as well, now that you mentioned. I hope that AI, uh, doesn't take
954
00:42:33,304 --> 00:42:34,684
that away from us, Fred.
955
00:42:42,984 --> 00:42:45,808
The best part is Fred laughing
956
00:42:45,856 --> 00:42:48,680
about it and then me hearing DRP laugh about
957
00:42:48,712 --> 00:42:49,284
it.
958
00:42:52,814 --> 00:42:54,554
>> Freddy: I can't stand it.
959
00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:55,770
>> Parker: Uh.
960
00:42:59,534 --> 00:43:02,526
>> Parker: Well, DRP, so since we got you here for a second, I know you're in the middle
961
00:43:02,550 --> 00:43:05,510
of a bunch of stuff. What do you think about
962
00:43:05,622 --> 00:43:08,486
the new push to use AI
963
00:43:08,550 --> 00:43:10,674
in fast food drive throughs?
964
00:43:12,614 --> 00:43:13,954
Like in Wendy's.
965
00:43:20,574 --> 00:43:23,274
>> Freddy: Another robot they don't fuck up.
966
00:43:23,654 --> 00:43:24,874
They aren't perfect.
967
00:43:26,054 --> 00:43:29,022
>> Freddy: I don't know. I thought I saw that Amazon
968
00:43:29,078 --> 00:43:30,990
robot fall right in.
969
00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:33,822
>> Parker: Right? I
970
00:43:33,838 --> 00:43:36,750
saw the robot policeman that they put in New York
971
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:38,874
that kept drowning themselves in foul.
972
00:43:44,294 --> 00:43:47,070
>> Freddy: Every AI movie, too, there's always the
973
00:43:47,182 --> 00:43:49,726
first generation robot who's always
974
00:43:49,910 --> 00:43:52,790
bumping into walls, right? Just like
975
00:43:52,942 --> 00:43:55,686
that's an old generation robot, you know what I mean?
976
00:43:55,790 --> 00:43:57,554
>> Parker: And he's the only one that can save us.
977
00:44:03,934 --> 00:44:06,910
Yes, if we're lucky or we bump
978
00:44:06,942 --> 00:44:08,034
into drps.
979
00:44:09,534 --> 00:44:11,514
Sometimes we bump into a DRP
980
00:44:12,654 --> 00:44:13,914
in the best way.
981
00:44:15,694 --> 00:44:16,434
Right.
982
00:44:18,654 --> 00:44:20,074
My m fleshy anus.
983
00:44:21,934 --> 00:44:24,902
I knew you'd like that. How
984
00:44:24,918 --> 00:44:27,918
do you eat like that? Well, Fred. Wendy or DRP
985
00:44:27,966 --> 00:44:30,958
and Fred, Wendy's is testing the automation of how orders are taken in
986
00:44:30,966 --> 00:44:33,710
the drive thru with the help of generative AI
987
00:44:33,782 --> 00:44:36,694
in Google cloud. So starting next or, well,
988
00:44:36,734 --> 00:44:39,478
in June, Wendy's, uh, I guess last
989
00:44:39,526 --> 00:44:42,430
June began running, running a chatbot beta
990
00:44:42,462 --> 00:44:45,034
test. The company on location in Columbus, Ohio.
991
00:44:45,544 --> 00:44:48,456
So basically they're replacing all the people
992
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,528
with the AI's.
993
00:44:49,616 --> 00:44:52,576
>> Freddy: See, that's what I'm saying, man. And that's the thing, too. I
994
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,512
think this is all part of the plan. Yeah,
995
00:44:55,608 --> 00:44:58,364
this is all part of the plan to get people,
996
00:44:59,904 --> 00:45:02,880
they raised the minimum wage, so now the price of food and
997
00:45:02,912 --> 00:45:04,440
winner, right?
998
00:45:04,552 --> 00:45:06,484
>> Parker: Well, they didn't raise the minimum wage, though.
999
00:45:07,024 --> 00:45:09,804
>> Freddy: Well, in some places that did. California is like,
1000
00:45:10,444 --> 00:45:13,220
you know, it's like 21. We not getting the
1001
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:16,252
AI. Uh, right. You know, I'm saying you can't
1002
00:45:16,268 --> 00:45:18,940
afford it, man. We ain't
1003
00:45:18,972 --> 00:45:19,380
getting.
1004
00:45:19,492 --> 00:45:21,304
>> Parker: You're lucky to get it. A guy named Al.
1005
00:45:24,644 --> 00:45:25,836
It's not Al.
1006
00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:28,716
>> Freddy: California. That's what they. It's one place,
1007
00:45:28,780 --> 00:45:31,636
right. McDonald's has already done it. It's like nobody works
1008
00:45:31,660 --> 00:45:32,690
there. Yeah.
1009
00:45:32,690 --> 00:45:35,264
>> Parker: Um, right. Yeah.
1010
00:45:35,844 --> 00:45:38,756
>> Freddy: And so, like, is
1011
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:41,588
to put these people out of work. Yeah,
1012
00:45:41,716 --> 00:45:44,224
yeah. You know, I mean,
1013
00:45:44,564 --> 00:45:45,544
I don't know.
1014
00:45:49,764 --> 00:45:52,144
>> Parker: The ERP knows exactly what's going on.
1015
00:45:53,204 --> 00:45:54,864
>> Freddy: But I cannot tell you.
1016
00:45:56,044 --> 00:45:57,424
>> Parker: It's against this program.
1017
00:46:04,484 --> 00:46:07,184
>> Freddy: Oh, no, they know we know too much, man.
1018
00:46:07,224 --> 00:46:10,072
>> Parker: That's right. Now he knows that we know that he knows. Hey, DRP, do you like
1019
00:46:10,088 --> 00:46:11,044
Steven Skull?
1020
00:46:12,104 --> 00:46:12,864
>> Freddy: Yes.
1021
00:46:13,024 --> 00:46:14,724
>> Parker: Okay, well, you should buy his album.
1022
00:46:17,304 --> 00:46:19,364
>> Freddy: He's going to assinators.
1023
00:46:20,464 --> 00:46:22,524
>> Parker: Yeah, he's, he puts the ass in that.
1024
00:46:26,064 --> 00:46:26,964
Bye.
1025
00:46:32,274 --> 00:46:35,162
Hit him up at hashtag DRP or whatever.
1026
00:46:35,218 --> 00:46:37,834
Twitter. Huh? Instagram.com slash detachable robo
1027
00:46:37,874 --> 00:46:40,762
penis. Our dear friend. I'm
1028
00:46:40,778 --> 00:46:42,698
glad he was able to pop in, though, for the show because, you.
1029
00:46:42,706 --> 00:46:45,666
>> Freddy: Know, we pop in. Ah, he sprung up
1030
00:46:45,690 --> 00:46:46,306
out of nowhere.
1031
00:46:46,370 --> 00:46:47,974
>> Parker: Penetrated his way onto the set.
1032
00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:52,650
Oh, he's back. Oh, he's
1033
00:46:52,682 --> 00:46:52,994
back.
1034
00:46:53,074 --> 00:46:53,314
>> Freddy: He's.
1035
00:46:53,354 --> 00:46:55,098
>> Freddy: I think Alan's got some DRP in.
1036
00:46:55,106 --> 00:46:57,550
>> Parker: His telling, uh,
1037
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,444
you how much,
1038
00:47:01,370 --> 00:47:02,020
uh.
1039
00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:04,644
>> Freddy: DRP's name out of your mouth. Oh, no,
1040
00:47:05,144 --> 00:47:07,524
you're supposed to keep that thing right now.
1041
00:47:08,050 --> 00:47:08,240
>> Freddy: Ah.
1042
00:47:12,224 --> 00:47:14,364
>> Freddy: You keep DRB's named out of your mouth.
1043
00:47:17,264 --> 00:47:20,200
>> Parker: Well, I, for 01:00 a.m. Worried
1044
00:47:20,312 --> 00:47:23,192
severely, not really about our AI overlords, but
1045
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:25,812
I have seen, um, they've been doing
1046
00:47:25,868 --> 00:47:28,804
redoing movies now. Lately, they've been doing, like, trailers for movies
1047
00:47:28,844 --> 00:47:30,908
where it, like, sets it at a different time. Like, I saw, like,
1048
00:47:30,956 --> 00:47:33,356
aliens trailer that was set in, like,
1049
00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:36,372
1955. And so it was, like, done in
1050
00:47:36,388 --> 00:47:39,284
AI where it was like. Yeah. Like, redid all the. It was really
1051
00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:42,108
cool and, like, mad how cool it was,
1052
00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:45,164
right. Because I'm like, I would watch like that. So Star
1053
00:47:45,204 --> 00:47:46,024
wars one.
1054
00:47:48,524 --> 00:47:50,770
>> Freddy: It could make a whole movie like that.
1055
00:47:50,842 --> 00:47:53,134
>> Parker: I think in the next couple years. Yeah.
1056
00:47:53,594 --> 00:47:55,290
>> Freddy: It'll be able to make its own movies.
1057
00:47:55,362 --> 00:47:56,130
>> Parker: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1058
00:47:56,162 --> 00:47:59,042
>> Parker: And the thing is, when the actors were on strike, you know, a lot of
1059
00:47:59,058 --> 00:47:59,994
people laughed about that.
1060
00:48:00,074 --> 00:48:00,362
>> Parker: Right?
1061
00:48:00,418 --> 00:48:01,194
>> Parker: Hey, I can't.
1062
00:48:01,274 --> 00:48:02,770
>> Freddy: Yeah, now.
1063
00:48:02,770 --> 00:48:04,098
>> Parker: Ah, it's actually happening.
1064
00:48:04,146 --> 00:48:06,962
>> Freddy: Look, see, that's the scary
1065
00:48:07,018 --> 00:48:09,922
part. Like, going back to movies.
1066
00:48:09,978 --> 00:48:12,690
Like, what if the AI, uh, put, like,
1067
00:48:12,762 --> 00:48:15,058
subliminal, you know? Subliminal shit.
1068
00:48:15,186 --> 00:48:18,164
Yeah, like, that can't, you can't
1069
00:48:18,204 --> 00:48:19,464
catch it. You know,
1070
00:48:21,924 --> 00:48:24,516
they know. They know that more fucking, like.
1071
00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:26,984
>> Parker: No, we don't want DRP. DRP knows too much already.
1072
00:48:27,324 --> 00:48:29,364
>> Freddy: Like, they'll know how brains.
1073
00:48:29,524 --> 00:48:31,756
>> Parker: Now you're telling them that because they.
1074
00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:34,572
>> Parker: Don'T know how our brains work unless we tell you our brains
1075
00:48:34,628 --> 00:48:34,868
work.
1076
00:48:34,916 --> 00:48:35,388
>> Parker: Right.
1077
00:48:35,516 --> 00:48:38,356
>> Freddy: But if it's
1078
00:48:38,380 --> 00:48:41,364
an AI, uh, and it's something that. Yeah,
1079
00:48:41,404 --> 00:48:44,360
it can google it. Yeah, it
1080
00:48:44,432 --> 00:48:46,936
learns. And that's how it learns
1081
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,244
by right.
1082
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,936
>> Parker: Now, it's all, uh, algorithms. It's not.
1083
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,124
>> Freddy: It's, well
1084
00:48:59,624 --> 00:49:02,584
five years in the future when it
1085
00:49:02,624 --> 00:49:04,324
starts making its own movies.
1086
00:49:05,864 --> 00:49:06,544
>> Parker: Good movies.
1087
00:49:06,584 --> 00:49:07,280
>> Parker: Who gives a shit?
1088
00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:07,912
>> Parker: Yeah, that's true.
1089
00:49:07,968 --> 00:49:10,840
>> Freddy: Well, I'd be like, give you
1090
00:49:10,872 --> 00:49:11,752
subliminal, right?
1091
00:49:11,808 --> 00:49:14,512
>> Parker: Messages, like, they don't do that now anyway,
1092
00:49:14,608 --> 00:49:14,888
right?
1093
00:49:14,936 --> 00:49:17,248
>> Parker: I probably do, given Weinstein.
1094
00:49:17,376 --> 00:49:20,364
>> Freddy: I love this Coca Cola, right?
1095
00:49:21,544 --> 00:49:23,792
>> Parker: Like, oh, Bronnie has the electrolytes that
1096
00:49:23,808 --> 00:49:24,564
cramped.
1097
00:49:27,824 --> 00:49:30,696
So that may be what they do, you know, just be like,
1098
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:33,696
hey, you should eat more sandwiches. You're like, no, what's gonna. They're gonna kill
1099
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:36,592
us all. Make sure we die
1100
00:49:36,648 --> 00:49:38,882
by, you know, whatever. 31.
1101
00:49:38,938 --> 00:49:41,514
>> Parker: I mean, it is. It is kind of, it is kind of
1102
00:49:41,554 --> 00:49:44,330
interesting that, you know, AI is. It's moving a lot
1103
00:49:44,362 --> 00:49:45,882
quicker than we want to admit.
1104
00:49:46,018 --> 00:49:46,770
>> Freddy: Right?
1105
00:49:46,962 --> 00:49:49,130
>> Parker: It is moving quick, dude.
1106
00:49:49,162 --> 00:49:52,042
>> Freddy: I remember is, you know, we
1107
00:49:52,058 --> 00:49:54,778
were all movies. It's all moving, you know, cuz we.
1108
00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:57,258
>> Parker: Could probably do right now, like, when did we do the champ
1109
00:49:57,306 --> 00:50:00,234
GPT thing? About, what, six months ago
1110
00:50:00,274 --> 00:50:00,934
maybe.
1111
00:50:01,274 --> 00:50:02,110
>> Freddy: But, uh.
1112
00:50:02,554 --> 00:50:05,506
>> Parker: And that was like version four. And now it is like
1113
00:50:05,530 --> 00:50:06,578
version eight or something.
1114
00:50:06,626 --> 00:50:09,512
>> Parker: Yeah. Yeah. Pretty severe
1115
00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:10,848
now. Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
1116
00:50:11,016 --> 00:50:13,880
>> Freddy: I know. I saw, I saw a video of, like,
1117
00:50:13,952 --> 00:50:16,704
where, when the AI
1118
00:50:16,744 --> 00:50:19,600
first came out, they had, they did like a video of
1119
00:50:19,632 --> 00:50:22,224
Will Smith eats ready. And then
1120
00:50:22,384 --> 00:50:25,288
a year later, yeah, it was all fucked up. It
1121
00:50:25,296 --> 00:50:28,048
was all weird. And then a year later,
1122
00:50:28,096 --> 00:50:30,224
they did it and it, it looked like wheels.
1123
00:50:30,264 --> 00:50:30,912
>> Parker: Pretty damn close.
1124
00:50:30,968 --> 00:50:33,644
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, pretty close.
1125
00:50:34,024 --> 00:50:36,630
Yeah, pretty. What? Deep
1126
00:50:36,662 --> 00:50:39,038
fakes. Like, that was like,
1127
00:50:39,086 --> 00:50:41,718
what, two years
1128
00:50:41,886 --> 00:50:42,406
ago?
1129
00:50:42,510 --> 00:50:44,526
>> Parker: Yeah, that's still going on, though.
1130
00:50:44,550 --> 00:50:47,390
>> Parker: There owns the largest, uh,
1131
00:50:47,390 --> 00:50:49,342
deep fake computer or deep fake company.
1132
00:50:49,438 --> 00:50:50,194
>> Parker: Russia.
1133
00:50:50,574 --> 00:50:52,702
>> Parker: No, it's, uh, dudes from South Park,
1134
00:50:52,838 --> 00:50:53,790
America.
1135
00:50:53,942 --> 00:50:55,214
>> Freddy: Really? Yeah.
1136
00:50:55,294 --> 00:50:58,270
>> Parker: They're talking about doing. They're gonna do a deep fake movie. A
1137
00:50:58,302 --> 00:50:59,600
whole movie that's gonna be deep.
1138
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,134
>> Parker: Uh, I believe they could.
1139
00:51:01,254 --> 00:51:03,190
>> Freddy: And, uh.
1140
00:51:07,204 --> 00:51:10,044
Like, how would you do that?
1141
00:51:10,084 --> 00:51:12,424
Oh, like, do you have to get, you got to give permission?
1142
00:51:13,124 --> 00:51:15,944
>> Parker: Point is, you don't, you use existing,
1143
00:51:16,644 --> 00:51:17,484
existing stuff.
1144
00:51:17,524 --> 00:51:20,524
>> Parker: And they're not going to use the people's voices. They're gonna
1145
00:51:20,564 --> 00:51:21,756
use their voices.
1146
00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:22,556
>> Parker: Right?
1147
00:51:22,740 --> 00:51:25,396
>> Freddy: So. So you could use Robert De
1148
00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:26,500
Niro's face.
1149
00:51:26,652 --> 00:51:28,980
>> Parker: Yeah. Just, just like, okay, you know how they did the, the
1150
00:51:29,052 --> 00:51:31,194
Tupac hologram and.
1151
00:51:31,494 --> 00:51:33,286
>> Freddy: They had to pay for it, but.
1152
00:51:33,310 --> 00:51:34,342
>> Parker: They didn't pay for that.
1153
00:51:34,438 --> 00:51:36,074
>> Parker: No, they had to pay for the music.
1154
00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:39,478
>> Parker: Right. They didn't have to pay for
1155
00:51:39,486 --> 00:51:41,234
the light image.
1156
00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:43,598
>> Parker: Um, no, the image.
1157
00:51:43,646 --> 00:51:45,222
>> Freddy: I mean, you could as long, like.
1158
00:51:45,238 --> 00:51:47,754
>> Parker: I said, you can use it. Doesn't have to be perfect.
1159
00:51:48,854 --> 00:51:51,310
Like a green eye, you know, just.
1160
00:51:51,502 --> 00:51:52,754
>> Parker: A little bit bigger.
1161
00:51:55,094 --> 00:51:57,982
>> Freddy: Oh, yeah. Music is
1162
00:51:58,038 --> 00:51:58,572
right.
1163
00:51:58,718 --> 00:52:00,284
>> Parker: So Tupac mom,
1164
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,336
uh, who's the one who runs his
1165
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,896
executive? Feeny.
1166
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:07,020
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1167
00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:09,928
>> Parker: Uh, said she authorized it and was really
1168
00:52:09,976 --> 00:52:12,792
happy that they did it, so. And
1169
00:52:12,808 --> 00:52:15,790
then doctor Dre paid him back with, uh,
1170
00:52:16,304 --> 00:52:18,720
a donation to his. To Tupac's charity.
1171
00:52:18,792 --> 00:52:20,048
>> Parker: Yeah, gave her some crack.
1172
00:52:20,216 --> 00:52:22,644
>> Parker: Yeah, he said that.
1173
00:52:23,024 --> 00:52:25,924
>> Parker: Well, no, because, I mean, $2 and she's a crack queen.
1174
00:52:26,414 --> 00:52:27,154
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1175
00:52:28,294 --> 00:52:30,406
>> Parker: That's what you so much now.
1176
00:52:30,550 --> 00:52:32,154
>> Freddy: Okay, well, she did.
1177
00:52:36,374 --> 00:52:37,150
>> Parker: Rip.
1178
00:52:37,302 --> 00:52:37,660
>> Freddy: Oh, uh.
1179
00:52:37,660 --> 00:52:39,406
>> Parker: Dang, I didn't know that, so I shouldn't have said that.
1180
00:52:39,430 --> 00:52:42,286
>> Parker: Yeah, you're a jerk, actually, I don't
1181
00:52:42,310 --> 00:52:42,874
care.
1182
00:52:45,974 --> 00:52:47,714
On May 2, 2016.
1183
00:52:48,854 --> 00:52:50,114
>> Parker: That was a long time.
1184
00:52:50,414 --> 00:52:51,620
>> Parker: She was 69.
1185
00:52:51,620 --> 00:52:51,710
>> Freddy: Uh.
1186
00:52:51,990 --> 00:52:52,576
>> Parker: Nice.
1187
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,820
>> Freddy: That's what it did. Well, uh.
1188
00:52:54,744 --> 00:52:55,632
>> Parker: So there you go.
1189
00:52:55,688 --> 00:52:58,616
>> Parker: Yeah, that's, uh. I guess
1190
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,472
somebody killed her, sugar.
1191
00:53:01,528 --> 00:53:02,364
Killed her.
1192
00:53:04,904 --> 00:53:07,616
>> Parker: Didn't we figure out the diddy did all that or something? Yeah, it was
1193
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,576
diddy. Yeah, did.
1194
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,824
>> Parker: He got Diddy killed Tupac. He killed them all.
1195
00:53:11,864 --> 00:53:13,084
>> Parker: Yeah, we had a whole thing.
1196
00:53:15,424 --> 00:53:16,524
Did he know?
1197
00:53:18,744 --> 00:53:20,390
Worth it. Worth it. Ah,
1198
00:53:21,254 --> 00:53:23,902
well, it's crazy, man. Like I said,
1199
00:53:24,078 --> 00:53:27,006
it's. The whole world is gone. They, uh. Just imagine, Fred, in
1200
00:53:27,030 --> 00:53:30,014
ten years, we can be AI doing the show, and people
1201
00:53:30,054 --> 00:53:32,834
would be like, oh, still not funny, you.
1202
00:53:34,054 --> 00:53:36,114
>> Freddy: Honestly, I can't imagine what
1203
00:53:37,654 --> 00:53:39,486
ten years is gonna look like.
1204
00:53:39,590 --> 00:53:41,206
>> Parker: I cannot as well.
1205
00:53:41,270 --> 00:53:43,678
>> Parker: See, I don't think. I don't think AI is gonna be able to do
1206
00:53:43,726 --> 00:53:44,314
music.
1207
00:53:45,034 --> 00:53:45,230
>> Freddy: Uh.
1208
00:53:45,230 --> 00:53:47,894
>> Parker: Uh, we sent you a bunch of,
1209
00:53:48,910 --> 00:53:49,000
uh.
1210
00:53:49,554 --> 00:53:50,674
>> Freddy: Nipple song.
1211
00:53:50,794 --> 00:53:53,414
>> Parker: That song was a banger. Yeah,
1212
00:53:54,594 --> 00:53:57,258
that was all AI. The music, the singing, everything.
1213
00:53:57,426 --> 00:53:58,978
Really? Yeah.
1214
00:53:59,106 --> 00:54:00,330
>> Parker: I didn't know that.
1215
00:54:00,522 --> 00:54:03,466
>> Parker: That's why I said, do you think I would just send you randomly send you a song
1216
00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:06,090
on a Wednesday afternoon called tugging on my nips? Yeah, I
1217
00:54:06,122 --> 00:54:08,738
would, because episode was fixed.
1218
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:09,634
>> Parker: Elated nipple.
1219
00:54:09,754 --> 00:54:12,466
>> Parker: Right. But, yeah, but no, that was an
1220
00:54:12,490 --> 00:54:15,426
AI. Completely AI. Written, performed.
1221
00:54:15,570 --> 00:54:17,714
Everything was. That song was AI.
1222
00:54:17,794 --> 00:54:19,706
>> Parker: Okay, well, a. I can do music.
1223
00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:22,706
>> Parker: I can do, but it seems like everything I've seen from
1224
00:54:22,730 --> 00:54:25,714
AI is, like, parody music, which. I love it.
1225
00:54:25,754 --> 00:54:26,334
Like,
1226
00:54:28,594 --> 00:54:29,514
that was fine.
1227
00:54:29,594 --> 00:54:32,074
>> Freddy: Even, uh, the George Carlin thing.
1228
00:54:32,194 --> 00:54:35,018
>> Parker: Yeah, like, the George Carlin thing. It didn't feel
1229
00:54:35,066 --> 00:54:35,654
real.
1230
00:54:35,994 --> 00:54:37,930
>> Freddy: Yeah, it was, but it.
1231
00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:40,962
>> Parker: But at times it did, and that's the thing. And again, we're in the
1232
00:54:40,978 --> 00:54:41,546
very beginning.
1233
00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:44,386
We're, like, at the buddy laugh once in a
1234
00:54:44,410 --> 00:54:46,884
while, right? No, well, that's not true.
1235
00:54:47,224 --> 00:54:50,000
We have 139 instances of you
1236
00:54:50,032 --> 00:54:51,164
not doing that.
1237
00:54:51,544 --> 00:54:54,368
>> Freddy: I've made you laugh at least, like,
1238
00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:55,564
seven laughs.
1239
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:58,280
>> Parker: Ah, he's got a couple in there now and then.
1240
00:54:58,392 --> 00:54:58,940
>> Parker: Yeah.
1241
00:54:58,940 --> 00:55:01,244
>> Parker: Uh, you know, every dog has his day, but no
1242
00:55:04,904 --> 00:55:05,684
bread.
1243
00:55:06,104 --> 00:55:06,872
>> Freddy: Sorry, guys.
1244
00:55:06,928 --> 00:55:09,920
>> Parker: I did eat long John Silvers for dinner, which is probably pretty questionable.
1245
00:55:10,072 --> 00:55:12,960
Long, when's the last time you had Long John Silvers? Never. That's
1246
00:55:12,992 --> 00:55:15,242
right. It was there.
1247
00:55:15,418 --> 00:55:17,014
>> Freddy: That's about two months ago.
1248
00:55:19,434 --> 00:55:22,306
>> Parker: I do too, man. And I was like, this
1249
00:55:22,330 --> 00:55:23,498
is, uh, so greasy.
1250
00:55:23,546 --> 00:55:25,818
>> Freddy: And, like, I know, it's so greasy.
1251
00:55:25,866 --> 00:55:28,714
>> Parker: I got in the car and it smelled like, just green. Like they just poured grease
1252
00:55:28,754 --> 00:55:29,106
into a.
1253
00:55:29,130 --> 00:55:32,114
>> Freddy: Bucket and handed me the bucket. I was like,
1254
00:55:32,154 --> 00:55:32,634
damn.
1255
00:55:32,714 --> 00:55:34,514
>> Parker: All right, well, this is gonna happen.
1256
00:55:34,674 --> 00:55:35,674
>> Freddy: This is great.
1257
00:55:35,794 --> 00:55:37,974
>> Parker: No snacking on long John Silvers on the drive.
1258
00:55:41,914 --> 00:55:44,890
Yeah, well, allegedly it's fish. That's the problem with long John
1259
00:55:44,922 --> 00:55:47,834
Silvers. Every time I eat it, like, halfway through the second bite, I'm like, is
1260
00:55:47,874 --> 00:55:50,794
this fish or is this chicken? What did I order?
1261
00:55:50,874 --> 00:55:53,778
Because they both taste the same. Tastes exactly the same.
1262
00:55:53,946 --> 00:55:55,194
>> Freddy: Exactly the same.
1263
00:55:55,314 --> 00:55:57,450
>> Parker: And I was like, what is this again? I don't know.
1264
00:55:57,562 --> 00:56:00,266
>> Freddy: It'd be a two piece fish and five tartar
1265
00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:00,890
sauces.
1266
00:56:01,002 --> 00:56:01,854
>> Freddy: There you go.
1267
00:56:02,434 --> 00:56:05,298
>> Parker: Yeah, I asked for some cocktail sauce. Got me some hush puppies. Great.
1268
00:56:05,340 --> 00:56:06,414
>> Freddy: Uh oh, man.
1269
00:56:06,714 --> 00:56:07,490
>> Parker: Huge mistake.
1270
00:56:07,562 --> 00:56:10,330
>> Freddy: So I said that at eight in
1271
00:56:10,362 --> 00:56:10,890
there.
1272
00:56:11,042 --> 00:56:13,054
>> Parker: Oh, you might be the first person to do that.
1273
00:56:15,034 --> 00:56:17,574
They're like, he's sitting down. What do we do?
1274
00:56:18,754 --> 00:56:21,254
>> Freddy: No, they really did. Because I was like,
1275
00:56:21,650 --> 00:56:24,562
uh, you know, she took my order and I was like. She was like, for here to
1276
00:56:24,578 --> 00:56:27,306
go. I was like, for here. And I'm sitting
1277
00:56:27,370 --> 00:56:30,250
waiting on my shit. Waiting on my shit. I was like,
1278
00:56:30,282 --> 00:56:33,226
I told the manager, I was like, I've been waiting there, uh, you know, from
1279
00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:35,414
my order. He's like, what was it? And I told him.
1280
00:56:35,954 --> 00:56:37,642
He packed it up to go.
1281
00:56:37,818 --> 00:56:38,154
>> Freddy: He.
1282
00:56:38,194 --> 00:56:39,450
>> Freddy: I was like, that was for here.
1283
00:56:39,522 --> 00:56:42,026
>> Parker: He's like, oh, we don't do that, sir.
1284
00:56:42,090 --> 00:56:43,176
>> Freddy: Yeah, we don't do that.
1285
00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:44,944
>> Parker: Like, sir, this is a long John Silvers.
1286
00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:49,156
We can't afford to haul you out on a structure.
1287
00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:51,252
>> Freddy: Think this is a Ritz Carlton?
1288
00:56:51,348 --> 00:56:54,180
>> Parker: Yeah. Wasn't even.
1289
00:56:54,292 --> 00:56:56,544
We're not even one of the A and W. Long
1290
00:56:57,444 --> 00:56:58,260
silvers.
1291
00:56:58,412 --> 00:57:01,204
>> Freddy: They just dropped. They just dropped a. I know,
1292
00:57:01,244 --> 00:57:01,788
man. I was.
1293
00:57:01,836 --> 00:57:04,544
>> Parker: Makes me sad at the same time.
1294
00:57:04,924 --> 00:57:07,828
>> Freddy: We know the one we're talking about is the only
1295
00:57:07,876 --> 00:57:08,108
one.
1296
00:57:08,156 --> 00:57:08,604
>> Parker: Only one?
1297
00:57:08,644 --> 00:57:11,224
>> Freddy: Yeah, it's the only one, dude.
1298
00:57:11,564 --> 00:57:12,430
>> Parker: That's right.
1299
00:57:12,572 --> 00:57:15,362
>> Freddy: That's the only one, like a 50 miles radius,
1300
00:57:15,418 --> 00:57:18,210
dude. That's like, probably more
1301
00:57:18,242 --> 00:57:19,010
than that.
1302
00:57:19,162 --> 00:57:21,554
>> Parker: I'm going to look and see because I do believe you're correct.
1303
00:57:21,674 --> 00:57:21,820
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1304
00:57:21,820 --> 00:57:24,520
>> Parker: Ah, there is one. Oh, there's one on the other side of,
1305
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,218
uh, Greenville. And there's
1306
00:57:27,266 --> 00:57:30,218
one up in Greer. I guess I didn't even know that,
1307
00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:32,374
really. So there are three
1308
00:57:33,754 --> 00:57:35,938
within a drivable distance.
1309
00:57:36,106 --> 00:57:37,674
>> Freddy: Pepsi losing that Cola war.
1310
00:57:37,714 --> 00:57:40,330
>> Parker: There's only four. Five in the whole state of South
1311
00:57:40,362 --> 00:57:43,006
Carolina. Really? And they're all in the
1312
00:57:43,030 --> 00:57:43,754
upstate.
1313
00:57:46,134 --> 00:57:48,974
>> Freddy: One dude. One dude. Yeah. I say one dude
1314
00:57:49,014 --> 00:57:49,910
on this year.
1315
00:57:50,022 --> 00:57:51,270
>> Parker: One in Lawrence.
1316
00:57:51,462 --> 00:57:54,270
>> Freddy: Yeah. There's one in TR, one in Sparta.
1317
00:57:54,342 --> 00:57:55,494
>> Parker: One in Dr. Yeah.
1318
00:57:55,574 --> 00:57:58,526
>> Freddy: Yeah, I do pass that. When we're going to the
1319
00:57:58,550 --> 00:57:59,174
mountains.
1320
00:57:59,294 --> 00:58:02,194
>> Parker: There you go. And you're like, well, nope, I want to come back
1321
00:58:02,574 --> 00:58:05,430
from the mountains. Not today. Oh,
1322
00:58:05,462 --> 00:58:07,838
man. But they got, you know, they're banging on these stars, buddy. Three.
1323
00:58:07,886 --> 00:58:08,474
>> Freddy: Three.
1324
00:58:08,864 --> 00:58:11,600
>> Parker: All of them. Ah, three stars
1325
00:58:11,632 --> 00:58:14,456
is not great, but
1326
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:15,704
it's unexpected.
1327
00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:16,964
>> Parker: It's average.
1328
00:58:19,544 --> 00:58:20,444
>> Parker: You expect.
1329
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:25,616
>> Freddy: Uh, what would a five star long John Silvers look like?
1330
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,264
>> Parker: Let me tell you what a one star long John Silvers looks like. This guy
1331
00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:31,272
says they got the captain. He says, this is
1332
00:58:31,288 --> 00:58:34,120
the dumbest group of employees of any restaurant I've ever been
1333
00:58:34,152 --> 00:58:36,806
to. They can't read, struggle to
1334
00:58:36,830 --> 00:58:39,674
comprehend English, and have no serviceable skills,
1335
00:58:41,014 --> 00:58:43,910
but they still want 15 plus dollars
1336
00:58:43,942 --> 00:58:46,854
an hour. The food isn't bad. The employees
1337
00:58:46,894 --> 00:58:48,274
are just not smart.
1338
00:58:50,214 --> 00:58:52,394
>> Parker: It's got to be really bad. When he says the flu,
1339
00:58:53,494 --> 00:58:54,030
that's the.
1340
00:58:54,062 --> 00:58:55,206
>> Parker: One closest to us.
1341
00:58:55,310 --> 00:58:58,238
>> Freddy: Oh, my God. No. Yeah, no, see,
1342
00:58:58,286 --> 00:59:00,294
and fuck that, dude.
1343
00:59:00,374 --> 00:59:03,134
>> Parker: Because, well, you just said for
1344
00:59:03,174 --> 00:59:04,942
20 minutes before you got your food.
1345
00:59:05,038 --> 00:59:08,006
>> Freddy: Yeah, but, like, um. And I didn't make a shit
1346
00:59:08,030 --> 00:59:10,234
about it because the, uh, I can.
1347
00:59:11,134 --> 00:59:14,054
The chick in the back had, uh, she had like, she's a little
1348
00:59:14,094 --> 00:59:16,750
down and sad, you know, I'm
1349
00:59:16,782 --> 00:59:18,634
saying, so, like,
1350
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,550
m I ain't giving no shit about
1351
00:59:23,582 --> 00:59:26,254
it, cuz. I mean, she trying. Yeah, I mean,
1352
00:59:26,374 --> 00:59:28,478
so, but so I.
1353
00:59:28,486 --> 00:59:29,622
>> Parker: Guess dude was right.
1354
00:59:29,758 --> 00:59:30,474
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1355
00:59:32,774 --> 00:59:35,426
>> Parker: Well, let me just say this.
1356
00:59:35,550 --> 00:59:37,734
>> Parker: Or the lady, whatever she.
1357
00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:40,834
>> Parker: Let me say, let me tell you this. And, uh, this, this honestly
1358
00:59:40,874 --> 00:59:43,786
makes may takes it from whatever star it is to a
1359
00:59:43,810 --> 00:59:46,698
straight five star restaurant for me. So this other person
1360
00:59:46,746 --> 00:59:49,594
gives them a one out of five. And she
1361
00:59:49,634 --> 00:59:52,402
says, he or she says, if I could get below
1362
00:59:52,498 --> 00:59:55,346
zero score, I would have. I've never had a worse experience with
1363
00:59:55,370 --> 00:59:58,122
any person in the establishment, ever. The judge, the GM was a
1364
00:59:58,138 --> 01:00:01,094
horrible. Screamed at me in the drive through, refused to give me corporate's number
1365
01:00:01,234 --> 01:00:04,086
and had a line of cars waiting. Cause you know that's bullshit because that's
1366
01:00:04,110 --> 01:00:07,070
never happened. Uh, while they were doing closing duty and
1367
01:00:07,102 --> 01:00:10,062
threaten to call the cops on me, and on top of that, forgot half my items. I'll
1368
01:00:10,078 --> 01:00:12,594
never go back. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So
1369
01:00:15,734 --> 01:00:18,550
I completely agree. But here's what makes it a five
1370
01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:21,494
star restaurant. The owner of this long
1371
01:00:21,534 --> 01:00:24,278
John Silvers responds to these, to all the ones
1372
01:00:24,286 --> 01:00:26,790
are, and he starts every one of
1373
01:00:26,822 --> 01:00:28,904
them saying, ahoy.
1374
01:00:29,684 --> 01:00:30,332
>> Freddy: Ah.
1375
01:00:30,468 --> 01:00:33,468
>> Parker: Yeah, so it says, ahoy, your
1376
01:00:33,516 --> 01:00:36,428
name. We appreciate you raising these concerns. And then I looked at another
1377
01:00:36,476 --> 01:00:39,004
one and this guy gave it two stars and he goes, ahoy,
1378
01:00:39,084 --> 01:00:41,344
guy. We're glad you like our food.
1379
01:00:42,084 --> 01:00:44,900
It's so funny, man. Ahoy, Ebony. This
1380
01:00:44,932 --> 01:00:47,916
person's name was Ebony and he's like, ahoy, Ebony. Thank you for
1381
01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:49,904
sharing your experience with us.
1382
01:00:51,924 --> 01:00:54,504
That's awesome, dude. I don't know who the owner is.
1383
01:00:56,174 --> 01:00:58,674
How about AI? Uh oh,
1384
01:00:59,054 --> 01:01:01,594
AI owns all the long John Silvers.
1385
01:01:01,894 --> 01:01:04,398
>> Freddy: Long John Silver's got him. An AI to respond.
1386
01:01:04,486 --> 01:01:05,302
>> Parker: Only person.
1387
01:01:05,438 --> 01:01:08,166
>> Parker: Yep, gotta be here. That's the best way to do it.
1388
01:01:08,310 --> 01:01:11,150
>> Parker: Oh, look at this guy. Now this is how you know that
1389
01:01:11,182 --> 01:01:14,062
this guy is an ass, or this person
1390
01:01:14,158 --> 01:01:17,030
is an ass. This is a three star review, or, uh, one
1391
01:01:17,062 --> 01:01:19,854
star review from three years ago. This is the second time I've tried
1392
01:01:19,894 --> 01:01:22,766
there. First time, food was greasy and cold, service was
1393
01:01:22,790 --> 01:01:25,648
terrible. Drive thru girl was too busy on her cell phone
1394
01:01:25,696 --> 01:01:28,680
to wait on customers. Whatever, don't care about that. Here's the other
1395
01:01:28,712 --> 01:01:31,688
1 second visit I ordered. I paid for three
1396
01:01:31,736 --> 01:01:34,720
pieces of fish for dinner and I got three pieces of
1397
01:01:34,752 --> 01:01:37,672
chicken I did not notice until I got home. I
1398
01:01:37,688 --> 01:01:39,840
will never go there again. How do you know?
1399
01:01:39,992 --> 01:01:42,164
>> Freddy: How do you know? Yeah, you don't know
1400
01:01:43,584 --> 01:01:44,336
because the chicken.
1401
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:45,632
>> Parker: Is smaller than the fish.
1402
01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:46,924
>> Parker: I don't know, man.
1403
01:01:48,024 --> 01:01:50,918
>> Freddy: I don't know. There's no way you could tell.
1404
01:01:51,096 --> 01:01:53,882
>> Parker: Well, when I got it tonight, they didn't even put any of the griblies in
1405
01:01:53,898 --> 01:01:55,174
there, you know, cuz the.
1406
01:01:56,994 --> 01:01:58,610
No grim leaves or whatever you call them.
1407
01:01:58,642 --> 01:02:01,026
>> Parker: No, you need to give them a two story view.
1408
01:02:01,130 --> 01:02:02,906
>> Parker: I'm not gonna give them any review. I.
1409
01:02:03,050 --> 01:02:04,634
>> Parker: Five star, uh, four star review.
1410
01:02:04,714 --> 01:02:07,634
>> Parker: I'm gonna give them a review that says ahoy where my grimlies
1411
01:02:07,674 --> 01:02:08,254
at.
1412
01:02:11,914 --> 01:02:14,778
>> Freddy: Least. Oh, they should
1413
01:02:14,826 --> 01:02:17,690
do that. It should like make them a mask. I call them
1414
01:02:17,722 --> 01:02:18,654
gremlins.
1415
01:02:19,234 --> 01:02:20,906
>> Parker: The long John Silver's grimly.
1416
01:02:21,050 --> 01:02:23,534
>> Parker: Yeah, I love grimlies.
1417
01:02:33,274 --> 01:02:35,386
>> Parker: Yeah, they used to sell in a big bucket, didn't they?
1418
01:02:35,490 --> 01:02:36,174
>> Parker: Yep.
1419
01:02:37,794 --> 01:02:40,626
>> Parker: Big old bucket of fish. Big old bucket of greasy
1420
01:02:40,650 --> 01:02:41,254
fried.
1421
01:02:42,234 --> 01:02:42,794
>> Freddy: Dude.
1422
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,570
>> Parker: Uh, they had customers, so they could afford that, but now they don't have.
1423
01:02:45,602 --> 01:02:46,414
>> Freddy: Customers.
1424
01:02:49,904 --> 01:02:51,644
>> Parker: You know, like, I've never.
1425
01:02:53,024 --> 01:02:54,776
>> Parker: That's why I know it's bullshit.
1426
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,720
>> Parker: Um, I mean, one time you did, but not now.
1427
01:02:57,912 --> 01:03:00,880
>> Freddy: I'm back in the day, that was like. That was
1428
01:03:00,912 --> 01:03:03,584
my thing. I would. We would go to church, and
1429
01:03:03,704 --> 01:03:06,520
coming home church, we had to come through Malden and
1430
01:03:06,672 --> 01:03:09,016
that long John Silver right there. And I'd be like, come on,
1431
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:09,764
papa.
1432
01:03:14,344 --> 01:03:17,288
>> Parker: Dude, that was like the finest fine dining back in
1433
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the day.
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01:03:19,270 --> 01:03:21,858
>> Freddy: Uh, it was
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all good, man.
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01:03:22,950 --> 01:03:25,014
>> Parker: Uh, that's my tech shit for the.
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01:03:27,114 --> 01:03:28,162
>> Parker: We went from Texas.
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01:03:28,218 --> 01:03:30,534
>> Parker: That. No different.
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01:03:32,834 --> 01:03:34,334
>> Parker: We're talking about AI.
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01:03:35,554 --> 01:03:38,466
>> Parker: I know. If AI has anything to do with it and it gets away
1441
01:03:38,570 --> 01:03:41,162
and it makes the Grimblies go away, I'll destroy it
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01:03:41,178 --> 01:03:44,082
myself. That was the thing I look forward to
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01:03:44,098 --> 01:03:46,498
the most tonight. Some of them
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01:03:46,586 --> 01:03:49,300
rumbles and then. No grumblies.
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01:03:49,412 --> 01:03:49,590
>> Freddy: Oh, uh.
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01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:50,404
>> Freddy: My God.
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01:03:50,444 --> 01:03:53,436
>> Parker: But I didn't make the mistake of getting fry, so not everything on my plate
1448
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was fried. A little bit of corn.
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01:03:58,924 --> 01:03:59,260
>> Freddy: Man.
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01:03:59,292 --> 01:04:00,464
>> Parker: What else do they have?
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01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,524
>> Freddy: Uh, they sell cord.
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01:04:04,564 --> 01:04:05,424
>> Parker: That's right.
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01:04:07,724 --> 01:04:08,556
>> Parker: They do have green beans.
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01:04:08,580 --> 01:04:08,716
>> Freddy: They.
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01:04:08,740 --> 01:04:11,660
>> Parker: Green beans and corns and fries and rice and coleslaw.
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01:04:11,852 --> 01:04:14,820
Right, exactly. Because I was like, I'm
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getting rice. I'm getting the grimlies. That's like
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rice.
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01:04:18,544 --> 01:04:20,440
>> Freddy: Yeah, that's my.
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01:04:20,632 --> 01:04:22,924
>> Parker: That is fat person rice.
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01:04:26,304 --> 01:04:27,604
Like, that's close enough.
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01:04:28,104 --> 01:04:29,128
>> Freddy: That's my rice.
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01:04:29,216 --> 01:04:30,768
>> Parker: That's all right. But I got some. It was.
1464
01:04:30,816 --> 01:04:31,192
>> Freddy: It was.
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01:04:31,248 --> 01:04:32,604
>> Parker: It wasn't that bad, actually.
1466
01:04:32,984 --> 01:04:33,632
>> Freddy: No.
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01:04:33,768 --> 01:04:36,564
>> Parker: But I will leave them a review that says, ahoy,
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01:04:36,944 --> 01:04:39,848
long John, ye old long John Silvers. I should do
1469
01:04:39,856 --> 01:04:40,936
it all in old English.
1470
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:41,804
>> Parker: Yeah.
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01:04:42,344 --> 01:04:44,928
>> Parker: Mine. Grimblies first
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01:04:45,016 --> 01:04:45,654
missing.
1473
01:04:45,784 --> 01:04:46,494
>> Freddy: Yeah.
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01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:52,362
>> Parker: They deserve a five year old star review as far.
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01:04:52,418 --> 01:04:55,386
>> Parker: If he answers back, you
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01:04:55,410 --> 01:04:56,090
might get.
1477
01:04:56,202 --> 01:04:57,974
>> Freddy: Like, uh, some certificates.
1478
01:04:59,154 --> 01:05:00,454
>> Parker: You own this now.
1479
01:05:04,074 --> 01:05:06,954
We pass the long John Silver owning John Silvers curse
1480
01:05:06,994 --> 01:05:07,934
on to you.
1481
01:05:11,534 --> 01:05:13,734
>> Freddy: I'm going back to David Jones's locker.
1482
01:05:13,774 --> 01:05:16,334
>> Parker: That's right. Finally, I'm
1483
01:05:16,374 --> 01:05:19,206
free. Ahoy there, idiot.
1484
01:05:19,270 --> 01:05:21,634
>> Freddy: Yeah, I was waiting for that.
1485
01:05:24,574 --> 01:05:26,714
>> Parker: Finally, my soul is free
1486
01:05:27,094 --> 01:05:29,314
to roam the seas no more.
1487
01:05:35,854 --> 01:05:38,742
I would love that. I would actually like it if that was the case. That's
1488
01:05:38,758 --> 01:05:41,622
how. That's the only reason it would be around for so long is because
1489
01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:42,554
it's cursed.
1490
01:05:47,014 --> 01:05:48,954
>> Freddy: The curse of Long John silver,
1491
01:05:50,014 --> 01:05:51,954
to sell, um, mediocre.
1492
01:05:59,574 --> 01:06:01,398
>> Parker: Oh, um, man, I hope that is the case.
1493
01:06:01,446 --> 01:06:01,606
>> Freddy: Now.
1494
01:06:01,630 --> 01:06:03,194
>> Parker: I really have to do that review.
1495
01:06:06,134 --> 01:06:06,926
I do.
1496
01:06:07,070 --> 01:06:08,030
>> Parker: He curses hell.
1497
01:06:08,062 --> 01:06:08,634
>> Freddy: Media.
1498
01:06:10,774 --> 01:06:12,726
>> Parker: Sell questionable fish or chickens.
1499
01:06:12,910 --> 01:06:15,434
>> Freddy: Jack is like 65 years old.
1500
01:06:15,814 --> 01:06:17,354
>> Parker: He ends up with the curse.
1501
01:06:19,374 --> 01:06:22,254
>> Parker: Leave the review, son, I took your phone and left a five star
1502
01:06:22,294 --> 01:06:23,794
review to give you the curse,
1503
01:06:28,374 --> 01:06:29,834
stay with you forever.
1504
01:06:31,574 --> 01:06:34,302
You'll pass on to your children and to their
1505
01:06:34,358 --> 01:06:35,914
children and the like.
1506
01:06:36,834 --> 01:06:39,682
>> Freddy: Oh, my God. Some old ratty pirate shows up at
1507
01:06:39,698 --> 01:06:40,934
your door with, like.
1508
01:06:43,234 --> 01:06:45,934
>> Parker: He'S got, like, a skull handling. Skull hand. Like,
1509
01:06:46,394 --> 01:06:47,734
he's got, like, a lantern.
1510
01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:53,138
Uh, he's like, give you the key. Like it's a skeleton
1511
01:06:53,186 --> 01:06:55,954
key. Uh, with, like, the big
1512
01:06:55,994 --> 01:06:58,970
chain on it, you know, so, like, the big ring. And he's like, here, that
1513
01:06:59,002 --> 01:07:00,534
keys, master.
1514
01:07:01,954 --> 01:07:04,402
I love it. I think we should. We should just do a whole
1515
01:07:04,458 --> 01:07:05,374
fanfiction.
1516
01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:11,722
Get in there. The grumblings caused another
1517
01:07:11,778 --> 01:07:12,374
one.
1518
01:07:18,994 --> 01:07:21,898
We're gonna get out of here. We'll see you next week
1519
01:07:21,946 --> 01:07:24,614
with maybe some long John Silver fan fiction.
1520
01:07:27,074 --> 01:07:28,618
That could happen. That could happen.
1521
01:07:28,666 --> 01:07:30,770
Maybe we might own some by the end of the next week.
1522
01:07:30,802 --> 01:07:33,186
>> Freddy: Long John Silver in, uh, the battle of the seven
1523
01:07:33,250 --> 01:07:33,934
seas.
1524
01:07:35,074 --> 01:07:37,294
>> Parker: Long John Silver versus Jack Sparrow.
1525
01:07:39,274 --> 01:07:41,214
Whose fish will reign supreme.
1526
01:07:42,674 --> 01:07:45,666
Good night, everyone. Yeah. Versus Captain D's.
1527
01:07:45,690 --> 01:07:45,780
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1528
01:07:45,780 --> 01:07:46,110
>> Parker: Ah,
1529
01:07:50,474 --> 01:07:53,334
there you go. See? Look at that. We could have this whole franchise.
1530
01:07:53,874 --> 01:07:56,122
I love it. The rise of Captain
1531
01:07:56,178 --> 01:07:56,894
Dees.
1532
01:07:59,154 --> 01:08:00,894
Long John Silverstone. Three.
1533
01:08:02,754 --> 01:08:05,134
>> Freddy: The Gorn fisherman goes in
1534
01:08:06,554 --> 01:08:08,014
frozen seats.
1535
01:08:09,914 --> 01:08:12,786
>> Parker: I'll kill you, Long John Silver, you
1536
01:08:12,810 --> 01:08:15,642
son of a bitch. Your
1537
01:08:15,698 --> 01:08:18,666
curse dies here at the
1538
01:08:18,690 --> 01:08:20,294
hands of the Gordon fishermen.
1539
01:08:24,874 --> 01:08:27,644
>> Parker: Par seafood forever.
1540
01:08:28,344 --> 01:08:30,776
>> Parker: I'm gonna bring some next week for the show, and we're gonna eat it.
1541
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:31,644
>> Freddy: All of it.
1542
01:08:33,424 --> 01:08:36,272
>> Parker: Have to find a captain D's. All
1543
01:08:36,288 --> 01:08:39,272
right, good night, everybody. We'll see
1544
01:08:39,288 --> 01:08:42,124
you next week. More shenanigans.
1545
01:08:48,584 --> 01:08:50,044
We are laughing.
1546
01:08:51,404 --> 01:08:54,132
Very good friends. Good buddy.
1547
01:08:54,188 --> 01:08:55,944
Sharing a special moment.
1548
01:09:11,764 --> 01:09:12,828
That's it, man.
1549
01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:13,956
>> Freddy: Game over, man.
1550
01:09:14,020 --> 01:09:15,224
>> Parker: It's game over.
1551
01:09:15,884 --> 01:09:18,845
>> Freddy: Just hang loose, blood. She could have catch up on the rebound
1552
01:09:18,869 --> 01:09:20,033
out of med time.
1553
01:09:25,253 --> 01:09:26,633
>> Parker: Oh, what a day.
1554
01:09:30,613 --> 01:09:32,645
>> Freddy: Well, that's all, folks.
1555
01:09:32,789 --> 01:09:35,077
>> Freddy: I still have Easter, baby.
1556
01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:36,633
>> Parker: Goddamn hip.
1557
01:09:38,813 --> 01:09:40,997
Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
1558
01:09:41,085 --> 01:09:43,578
>> Freddy: As you know, I'm a man of special
1559
01:09:43,666 --> 01:09:44,154
needs.
1560
01:09:44,274 --> 01:09:45,618
>> Parker: Surely you can't be serious.
1561
01:09:45,746 --> 01:09:46,762
>> Freddy: I am serious.
1562
01:09:46,898 --> 01:09:47,954
>> Parker: And, uh, don't call me Shirley.