This week, on what can only be called an episode of the BLC Podcast, the guy aren't selling themselves short, or are they? Fred has fallen in love with a brand new buying stuff app, Mac.bid, and he's going to get rich off of it. Then, Fred regails us with a story of whimsey and disco delights at the Daddy/ Daughter dance. He definitely didn't make it all about him. Then, to celebrate Whack History Month, we're joined by Wackula, the Whack history month vampire, we're learning about James Garfield sticking food into his butt. Then, we're talking about the guy who tried to sew goat testicles into peoples nut sacks, for sex! Thanks Henry Winkler! Then, we're talking about the downsides of heroin, and the mom that disappeared for 24 years in NC. Michelle Hundley Smith, and her shenanigans. What's your one wish? Mine is to be able to do like Xiaomanyc, the guy who speaks all the languages. All that, the Godfather, and so much more, only on this week's Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
This week, on what can only be called an episode of the BLC Podcast, the guy aren't selling themselves short, or are they? Fred has fallen in love with a brand new buying stuff app, Mac.bid, and he's going to get rich off of it. Then, Fred regails us with a story of whimsey and disco delights at the Daddy/ Daughter dance. He definitely didn't make it all about him. Then, to celebrate Whack History Month, we're joined by Wackula, the Whack history month vampire, we're learning about James Garfield sticking food into his butt. Then, we're talking about the guy who tried to sew goat testicles into peoples nut sacks, for sex! Thanks Henry Winkler! Then, we're talking about the downsides of heroin, and the mom that disappeared for 24 years in NC. Michelle Hundley Smith, and her shenanigans. What's your one wish? Mine is to be able to do like Xiaomanyc, the guy who speaks all the languages. All that, the Godfather, and so much more, only on this week's Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late,
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Swap and mail the stars in the morning, and make it bust!
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With your host, Parker.
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome, welcome, one and all to the computer for the things that was in the side!
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It's gonna get his band's red!
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Oh, from one and all to the computer for the episode.
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And it cracked for a week.
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It's your YouTube visual gag of the week, which will immediately navigate the show.
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If you don't watch the YouTube video, you can't get it, so...
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You can't...
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Just watch the first minute and then you'll be fine.
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You can go back to listening.
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So we're broadcasting live, recorded live, from the polatially-c studios scattered all across the updated South Carolina.
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And you can catch new episodes every single Monday or anytime on YouTube and Subluesky podcast and AmericsFakePogas.com.
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And now it's the man who's drowning in sweet gear.
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Woo!
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Fred!
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Yeah, man.
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That's me.
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That's me.
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That's me.
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I'm a...
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I'm the man playing.
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And I got a...
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Man.
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You know, I'm frying panning.
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And I'm here to introduce...
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God with the buttons.
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All of those buttons.
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You put some buttons.
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Come on, fellas.
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Fred's trying to...
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Yeah.
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And then...
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The crowd split, Fred.
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See, that's the thing, the studio audience is...
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Everybody knows you're the fan favorite.
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No.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Everybody's like, "Fred's great, no, no, Fred."
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Oh, there's so annoying.
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I'm the worst.
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No, people love you, Fred.
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Don't sell yourself short.
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Listen, Fred.
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If there's one thing that you can learn from AmeriPodcast,
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because remember we're about teaching people.
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You can see that you shouldn't sell yourself your...
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That's right.
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And...
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I don't know if that...
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How did I think about it?
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Is that...
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No, it can't be.
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Anyway.
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Don't sell yourself short, Fred.
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No, probably not.
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I'm 90 deep.
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It's probably not racist.
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It's probably not a phrase that's based on racism.
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Oh, it's not short.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Sell yourself.
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I don't know.
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That sounds catchy.
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Am I little people?
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No, is that...
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No, because you sell your...
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You short sell it.
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You know it is short.
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Like you are short.
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Yeah, you are short.
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Same thing.
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Don't do it yourself.
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We don't take short.
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Don't game stop yourself.
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That's right.
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When I slow drugs and people were like,
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"We're gonna buy it all."
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"Oh, good, good, good."
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It sucks for you, bro.
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Yeah.
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Oh, man.
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You don't get no drugs.
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Yeah, you don't.
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It was a deal.
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Well, I ain't paying charges and taxes on this shit.
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That's right, man.
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And we don't charge taxes either, ladies and gentlemen.
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Nope.
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That's why we're glad to be here with you this week.
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That's right.
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We didn't write back to whatever we're doing, friend.
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I don't remember what we're supposed to do.
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No taxes.
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No taxes.
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Tax-free weekend.
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Every weekend on a BLC podcast.
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You can buy any of our merch with no taxes.
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No taxes.
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Also, we never have no merch.
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So...
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No, we do have merch.
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We do.
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Oh, look at Fred.
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He got that...
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He moved.
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It's used.
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It's used.
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You get a shirt with your own thing but it used.
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If you want it, you get it.
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That can be a little joke of the week.
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That's true.
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So Fred's apparently pimping his...
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His...
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His...
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He's got his own gear.
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He's got his personalized BLC podcast shirt.
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You're so awesome.
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Don't we all have one?
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No, we don't all have one.
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You were supposed to send them to us, I guess.
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We never got one.
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We don't have a shirt.
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No, we don't have a shirt.
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Are you going to show up at our house right now or shirt?
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Is that...
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No, we gave you that shirt.
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No, what are you doing?
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You made that shirt.
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You made that shirt.
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You made that shirt.
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No, I didn't make this shirt.
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You didn't make that shirt.
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I didn't make that shirt.
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You didn't make that shirt.
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In the night, you made that shirt.
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Anyway, so...
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Well, Fred...
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Is there a BLC fairy?
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I did it.
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From what I understand, all three of us are fairies.
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Fred...
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BLC stands in the big left side.
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Yeah.
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You said it best, buddy.
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So...
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Fred...
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Yeah.
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Let Alan hit the button, and slide him down, man.
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Hey, Fred, I got to ask you...
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I got to ask you...
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You got that BLC shirt.
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Did you get it from a shopping app?
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I...
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Did you get it from Fred's newest shocking shopping sensation?
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I wish I did, because I would order more.
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But...
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Yeah, so like...
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You know me, man.
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I'm a sucker for...
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I'm a f&...
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You love a deal.
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I stay on the team who...
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Like...
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You love a deal, man.
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But...
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The thing with Timo is...
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It takes him two weeks...
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You ain't got time.
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Two five weeks before you get your product.
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I found a new app.
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Ooh!
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And...
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Better?
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Better.
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And could be cheaper?
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Cheaper.
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It's not for everybody, though.
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There's only...
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This app, okay, so...
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What do you mean by not for every now?
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Is that mean women can't use it?
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No, women...
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Oh, women.
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There's an app.
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Okay, they love the app.
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Oh, it's great to know.
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So...
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This app is local.
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It's only for...
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It's called Leemoo.
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Where's Gastonia?
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Gastonia is in North Carolina, right?
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Across the North Carolina.
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Oh, yeah, so it's...
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It's for the update of South Carolina Gastonia.
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It's for a 50-mile radius around the great area of Leemoo.
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Pretty much.
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This...
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App.
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And I shouldn't give the name.
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I'm not.
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I'm not going to give the name.
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You're not going to give the name.
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I'm not giving the name.
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I'll tell you guys that.
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People don't listen.
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Do you think that this is going to create competition?
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Yes.
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People who are most likely to create competition,
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you are talking to you right now.
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And you dress up and give it to us.
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I'm not giving the name.
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We have to be in.
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I don't know why anything.
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I hear the name.
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So this app, I don't know what Alan...
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Okay, tell us about the app and then we'll see if we can pick the name out.
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Okay, you probably won't.
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I bet I can.
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This is an auction app that...
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They auction off like Amazon, Walmart returns.
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Okay, let's see.
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It would be...
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Alan, I know about this.
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Yeah, I know this app.
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It's called local bid.
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It's called what an...
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Epstein options.
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Yeah.
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You get close, man.
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I know.
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I know.
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Close.
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You get very close.
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On my first guess.
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Yep, very close.
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You got one amp of it, right?
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I know.
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Bid.
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Got the bid part of it.
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I knew it.
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See, that was a test to see, because I know what the app is.
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I know.
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Oh, you do know what it is.
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I know.
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I really don't know.
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Okay.
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I'm curious.
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And I was like...
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Is it...
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I'm not going to buy it.
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Oh, look.
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There you go, Alan.
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Oh, Macbeth is out there.
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Macbeth is out there.
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Macbeth is nation-wide.
270
00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,100
Yeah, that's not a...
271
00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,100
Yeah.
272
00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,100
Okay, okay.
273
00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:13,100
Well, for me, it only gives me like...
274
00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:14,100
Or location.
275
00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:15,100
Yeah, because there's like a store.
276
00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:16,100
You can go get this stuff.
277
00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:17,100
Yeah, there's a store...
278
00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,100
There's one in Anderson.
279
00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,100
There's one in Maltz.
280
00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,100
Is that the same thing?
281
00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,100
Yeah, there's the same thing.
282
00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,100
Yeah, there's the...
283
00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,100
It's been time is the...
284
00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:26,100
The name is the...
285
00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,100
The name is the local...
286
00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:30,100
That's the name of the store is the name of the name.
287
00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,100
Or the...
288
00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:33,100
Yeah, but Macbeth is not the same thing as been time.
289
00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,100
Yeah, Macbeth is...
290
00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,100
You can get...
291
00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:38,100
Because I got a bet off of Macbeth and I had to pick it up in Anderson.
292
00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,100
Right, right, right, right.
293
00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,100
Yeah.
294
00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:45,100
So I only used one here in like the Greenville, Malton area.
295
00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:48,100
But I just found out about it.
296
00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:52,100
And evidently, my wife told me about it.
297
00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,100
And she told me, "You're sure?"
298
00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,100
Well, of course, she's gonna say she did.
299
00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:58,100
She's been using it for years.
300
00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:00,100
Yeah, even in the year of the year.
301
00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:03,100
By the way, I found out about it.
302
00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:06,100
Like, I got switched areas up down and like,
303
00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:09,100
all of it, and I've come out of the road and I see this warehouse.
304
00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,100
I used to work there at warehouse.
305
00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,100
Back when somebody else owned it.
306
00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:16,100
And I'm seeing people like...
307
00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:18,100
In and out, in and out.
308
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,100
I was like, "What the hell is going on in here?"
309
00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,100
So I was like, "I turned around."
310
00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,100
I was like, "I can take it out."
311
00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:26,100
I turned around and like, "Photoparka lot."
312
00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:28,100
And I was like, "We're sticking in?"
313
00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,100
I was like, "I don't know."
314
00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:33,100
I was like, "What are y'all doing here, man?"
315
00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,100
I did that.
316
00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:36,100
I did the exact same thing, Fred.
317
00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:40,100
I went to the Farber's Market one day because it's out too far.
318
00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:45,100
And I was like, there was this long line of people, like in their cars,
319
00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:47,100
find all the way up around the parking lot.
320
00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:52,100
And there were tractor trailers and people were getting these huge boxes.
321
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:53,100
Put their cars in the car.
322
00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,100
I was like, "What's this?"
323
00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,100
I was like, "What's this?"
324
00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:59,100
I was like, "Okay, so I was like, "What is this?"
325
00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,100
I should at least not need to know what it is.
326
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,100
Right.
327
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,100
And so I waited in that line like 20 minutes.
328
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:10,100
And I'm like, "I know I'm not going to get whatever it is because I'm sure you have to know something."
329
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,100
Right.
330
00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,100
And so they're like, "They get to me."
331
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,100
And they're like, "Hey, what's your number?"
332
00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:16,100
And I'm like, "For what?"
333
00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:19,100
And they're like, "For the, like, what?"
334
00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:22,100
And I'm like, "I was like, I just didn't know what you guys were doing."
335
00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,100
I just didn't know what you guys were doing.
336
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,100
I just didn't know what you guys were doing.
337
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,100
I just didn't know what you guys were doing.
338
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,100
See, I'm not like that.
339
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,100
I'll be like, "Look at all the fucking fools."
340
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,100
It just keeps on going.
341
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:33,100
But it was for Yardus Kitt.
342
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:37,100
I didn't know what it was, but it turns out I'm glad I found out what it was
343
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:41,100
because it's like a way to get discount chicken for cheap.
344
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,100
I have for-
345
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,100
Yeah, no, not live chickens.
346
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:48,100
Oh, like, here's 26 pounds of live chicken.
347
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,100
And you know, it was only a nickel pound.
348
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:52,100
It was like, "I'll get on that."
349
00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:56,100
And it was like, "Macbeth freshchicken.com."
350
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,100
It's a little bit on it, a pretty little bit on it.
351
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,100
It doesn't matter what it is.
352
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,100
Oh, yeah.
353
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,100
So is it a scam?
354
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,100
I always thought it was a scam.
355
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,100
No, it's not a scam.
356
00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,100
It's not a scam.
357
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,100
Okay.
358
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:09,100
So, but you are taking risk.
359
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,100
There is no return policy.
360
00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,100
Right.
361
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,100
You know, the thing starts at a dollar.
362
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,100
Every bid starts at a dollar.
363
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,100
Okay.
364
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,100
Oh, like, this is not sponsored by Macbeth.
365
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,100
No, we're not sponsored by Macbeth.
366
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,100
Oh, Fred, an audio maker.
367
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:25,100
We're starting the Reembell 21 dollars bidding in 40 minutes.
368
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,100
We're sponsored by Macbeth.
369
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,100
That's right.
370
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,100
Macbeth.
371
00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:32,100
Did you bid on this?
372
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,100
This is a nice audio board.
373
00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,100
No, I do have a-
374
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,100
I did get one though.
375
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,100
I got it.
376
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,100
I got to audio board.
377
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,100
I got this one.
378
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:46,100
I got this podcast set up off of Macbeth.
379
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:47,100
Yeah.
380
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:51,100
Oh, so Nifty portable.
381
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:53,100
You can get a real.
382
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,100
Area machine right here.
383
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,100
Now you can get a gun.
384
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,100
Who wireless microphone?
385
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,100
Yeah.
386
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,100
Oh, this is all Macbeth.
387
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,100
This is all Macbeth.
388
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:06,100
I bought a radiator.
389
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:11,100
It's like a rat rod.
390
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:14,100
What is wrong with you, man?
391
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,100
I don't know.
392
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,100
My plan is to resell it.
393
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,100
You can see the retail price on it, right?
394
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,100
Sure.
395
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,100
You can see the retail price.
396
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:25,100
But that's not the one someone's willing to pay price.
397
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:30,100
Right, but I'm pretty sure somebody's willing to pay more than $6.
398
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:33,100
Okay, what did you get for $6?
399
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,100
Or $6, a radiator?
400
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,100
Yeah.
401
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,100
Give me a second.
402
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,100
Give me just like, like, no, we'll pass.
403
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,100
No, we'll pass.
404
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,100
At the time of the world, I thought a radiator?
405
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:46,100
Yeah, like a radiator for a fucking car.
406
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,100
He probably got it for a Ugo.
407
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,100
Yeah, he's a guy.
408
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,100
This is a dumb idea.
409
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:56,100
And he's not going to lose the Macbeths, but just because this is what home was.
410
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:59,100
This is what people who live in Horde House to say Alan.
411
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,100
They're like, it was such a good deal.
412
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:05,100
I had to get one hundred copies of the newspaper today.
413
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,100
I got a radiator for his six feet.
414
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,100
Okay, here we go.
415
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,100
Back.
416
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,100
Now look at this thing.
417
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,100
This is a.
418
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:16,100
Look at that.
419
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,100
Look at that.
420
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,100
It doesn't seem.
421
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,100
That's right.
422
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:25,100
I mean, it's great, but what the fuck are you doing?
423
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,100
I'll give you $7 for it right now.
424
00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,100
I'm getting sold.
425
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,100
No, I'll take it.
426
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,100
I put it in my studio.
427
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,100
It's got.
428
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:36,100
Well, yeah, I'll give you ten bucks.
429
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,100
Seven bucks.
430
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,100
Look at that thing.
431
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,100
Four bucks.
432
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,100
You can put like the double R.
433
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,100
Yeah, I can put the wheels.
434
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,100
He put his on there.
435
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,100
I can put that in front of my Nissan Versa.
436
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,100
My twenty-club Nissan Versa.
437
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,100
And intimidating motherfuckers.
438
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,100
I bought.
439
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:52,100
I bought some four man.
440
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,100
Oh, good.
441
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,100
Okay.
442
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,100
So I did.
443
00:13:55,100 --> 00:14:02,100
I did kind of fuck up because these were like the first things that I bought.
444
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,100
Okay.
445
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,100
Yeah.
446
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,100
You were new to the game.
447
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,100
Yeah.
448
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,100
I'm very new to the game.
449
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,100
So I bought four man.
450
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,100
For Ford Explorer.
451
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,100
Okay.
452
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,100
Which you don't know the Ford Explorer just.
453
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,100
I don't.
454
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,100
I don't.
455
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,100
I don't.
456
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,100
Like I said, this is for reason.
457
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,100
I know.
458
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,100
I'm just checking.
459
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:24,100
But it's from 2013 to 2016.
460
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,100
I mean, it's a niche.
461
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,100
You're in the out.
462
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,100
You're limiting.
463
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,100
Yeah.
464
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,100
I bought.
465
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,100
So.
466
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,100
I didn't know that what this.
467
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:39,100
I knew what it was, but I didn't know exactly what it was.
468
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,100
I was just like.
469
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,100
I didn't know me.
470
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,100
You know what I'm saying?
471
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,100
Yeah.
472
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,100
I didn't.
473
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:48,100
And I bought a.
474
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,100
CarPlay system.
475
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:53,100
Okay.
476
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,100
I'm not sure.
477
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,100
But it's.
478
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:58,100
It's for 2016.
479
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,100
What's the plug right?
480
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,100
You're just getting the most right.
481
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,100
You are.
482
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,100
Okay.
483
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,100
So you're never going to lose it back.
484
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,100
And that's fine.
485
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:12,100
But what I was telling Alan is that this is what happens to horters.
486
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:16,100
Is they find things like this and they're like, you're such a great deal.
487
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:19,100
There's no way I could turn this down.
488
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:23,100
I have 78 hubcaps for a.
489
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:26,100
A 1991 Dodge Neon.
490
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,100
And only fits that.
491
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,100
I'm in.
492
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,100
I'm in Austin right now.
493
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,100
And this is.
494
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,100
This is a cool.
495
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,100
A cool thing.
496
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,100
So.
497
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,100
It was.
498
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,100
Yeah.
499
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,100
It ends in 13 minutes.
500
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,100
Oh, my.
501
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,100
Okay.
502
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,100
So we're going to find out during the show.
503
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,100
We're going to find out.
504
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,100
If I get this.
505
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,100
Where are you at?
506
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,100
Let's get.
507
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,100
Let's go, baby.
508
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,100
This is it.
509
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:50,100
Now, we're going to find out.
510
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,100
We're going to find out.
511
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,100
He.
512
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,100
So digital calendar.
513
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,100
15.
514
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,100
Six inches.
515
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,100
Okay.
516
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,100
My wife has been more.
517
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,100
One for Christmas.
518
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,100
Sure.
519
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,100
And they run.
520
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,100
What.
521
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,100
How much they run like?
522
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,100
$100.
523
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,100
Yeah, it's like $160.
524
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,100
Yeah, $160.
525
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,100
And right now.
526
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,100
I have got the highest bid.
527
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,100
$100.
528
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,100
Is it the skylight?
529
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,100
We're all on the.
530
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,100
We're all on the.
531
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,100
That's crazy.
532
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,100
The.
533
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,100
Oh, the picture that they have up for it.
534
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,100
The like.
535
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,100
Gubby floor lamp.
536
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,100
Okay.
537
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,100
Anyway, this is not about the show.
538
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,100
This has nothing.
539
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,100
Alan.
540
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,100
We're ruining the show.
541
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,100
No, it actually was going to do.
542
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,100
I was going to bid $100.
543
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,100
I was going to.
544
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,100
I was going to.
545
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,100
I.
546
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,100
I'm.
547
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,100
I can do that.
548
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,100
Because I have.
549
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,100
I did do that.
550
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,100
I did.
551
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,100
I did do that.
552
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:52,100
like get caught up in the hype of the bid like because you can see him live when somebody starts how bitten you and you're like fuck no fucker. You know I'm saying you're not going to.
553
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,100
I'm gonna.
554
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,680
Fake my bid. You're not going to get my right right.
555
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,280
I'm out of bed still my.
556
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,440
I.
557
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,720
Had a portable bike that I wanted.
558
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,120
Oh you.
559
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,240
Yeah, yeah.
560
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,540
There's some guy right now.
561
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:09,160
This stuff is like I can't believe somebody took my fucking radiator.
562
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,160
I want.
563
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,160
That's all I need to complete a rat.
564
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,160
I'm.
565
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,160
Yeah, exactly.
566
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,160
Yeah, man.
567
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,160
Yeah, so like, oh man, I'm.
568
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,160
We're good.
569
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,160
Now, if you had a Volkswagen, you could do like a cheat and show.
570
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,160
Right.
571
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,160
He had the.
572
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,160
The most.
573
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,160
I can be at the Rolls Royce that you told off his dead.
574
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,160
Yeah.
575
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,160
That.
576
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:36,160
I have, but.
577
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,160
Yeah, I know.
578
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,160
I've got.
579
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,160
Yeah, so that's what that's what's gonna be my question.
580
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,160
What's the ultimate?
581
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,160
See ultimate call here.
582
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,160
It's free.
583
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,160
The last.
584
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,160
The last thing I've already told you what I'm.
585
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,160
I'm going for reselling this.
586
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,160
No, this one.
587
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,160
Mine.
588
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,160
I'm keeping this.
589
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,160
This is the poker table.
590
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,160
Okay.
591
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,160
Yeah, yeah.
592
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,160
Yeah, the poker table is that.
593
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,160
It's 65 dollars.
594
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,160
Okay.
595
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,160
That's still got three days left on that.
596
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,160
Okay, but there's always it's it always like a frenzy at the end of like.
597
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,160
Yes.
598
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,160
Like the last.
599
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,160
We are ready.
600
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,160
Get ready.
601
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,160
Get ready.
602
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,160
Yeah, there's people doing this thing.
603
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,160
This is it.
604
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,160
This for a living.
605
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,160
Yeah.
606
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,160
Yeah.
607
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,160
And how.
608
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:25,160
Fourteen minutes audience get ready for Fred to not be paying attention to the show.
609
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,160
Yeah.
610
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,160
As a 14.
611
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,160
As a 14 inch.
612
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,160
Holden.
613
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,160
Alex.
614
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,160
Like.
615
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,160
Six bucks.
616
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,160
I don't want it so.
617
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,160
Because it's like.
618
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:40,160
All these things that you do not in any way need any way.
619
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,160
In the right.
620
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,160
I know.
621
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:46,160
And as soon as you get an electric scooter and give it to your kids and one of them
622
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,160
freaking cracks in their freaking rate.
623
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,160
You're going to be like.
624
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,160
Well, maybe I should have gotten that.
625
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,160
It doesn't come with a hill with you.
626
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,160
Of course not.
627
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,160
That's what he said.
628
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,160
A thousand dollars.
629
00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:00,160
They know it will come with the charger.
630
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,160
Yeah.
631
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:06,160
I was going for that was the wireless microphone system.
632
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,160
Like it came with eight microphone.
633
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,160
It was wireless microphone.
634
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,160
Like.
635
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,160
I was going to give it to you.
636
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,160
I was going to give it to you.
637
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,160
When you start your church.
638
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,160
Because I know your ordained.
639
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,160
Why am we.
640
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,160
You're a church.
641
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,160
Now you've got your.
642
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,160
We'll be the church of the eight mics.
643
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,160
Yeah.
644
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:30,160
I have to find eight guys named Mike and then they have to hold the mics.
645
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,160
And that'll be how we it'll be it.
646
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,160
That'll be free.
647
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,160
He's anybody out here has.
648
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,160
Bulging.
649
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,160
Bulging.
650
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,160
Dicks.
651
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,160
I mean, this.
652
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,160
You know, in the back.
653
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,160
You know, in the back.
654
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,160
You have the game.
655
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,160
All right.
656
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,160
We're getting there.
657
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,160
We're getting to the heat.
658
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:56,160
Well, Fred, if you can spare nine minutes, this will be a great way to camp off this segment of the show.
659
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,160
We're talking about.
660
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,160
About your addiction.
661
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,160
Part of your addiction.
662
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:07,160
Your so-called addiction to shopping is obviously that you want to make the best life possible.
663
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,160
For those three precious little angels.
664
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,160
Oh, those three kids of yours.
665
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,160
And of course.
666
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:17,160
We both know because we're both fathers that have two boys and one girl.
667
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,160
The only one we really care about is girl.
668
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,160
So.
669
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,160
Of course.
670
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,160
I'm.
671
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:28,160
I'm.
672
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,160
I know it is true.
673
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,160
Well, that's the one I worry about.
674
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,160
Yeah.
675
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,160
Yeah.
676
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,160
The boys are going to be fine.
677
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,160
Only one that can bring a baby home.
678
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,160
Yeah.
679
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,160
The boys are going to be fine.
680
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,160
You know, I mean, that's the thing is.
681
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,160
Yeah.
682
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,160
So.
683
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,160
Any who.
684
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,160
Yeah.
685
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,160
That's what they always say, Fred is with boys.
686
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,160
You only have to worry about one dick and that's theirs.
687
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,160
With girls, you have to worry about all of the dicks.
688
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,160
All of the.
689
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,160
So.
690
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,160
No.
691
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160
Bad.
692
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,160
But anyway, Fred, so.
693
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,160
Yeah.
694
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,160
Loving your daughter.
695
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,160
No.
696
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,160
In the way that you do.
697
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,160
Mm-hmm.
698
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,160
You told me you guys went on a little bit of an adventure.
699
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,160
We did, man.
700
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,160
This is the second time we did it.
701
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,160
This past weekend was.
702
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,160
Daddy daughter Dan.
703
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,160
Now I'm saying.
704
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,160
And.
705
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,160
It was held at a.
706
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,160
It was held at the.
707
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:22,160
Yeah.
708
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,160
And.
709
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,160
And the.
710
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:30,160
And the gym where my oldest son plays basketball, that was it.
711
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,160
I was like.
712
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,160
The resorting the way while.
713
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,160
Yeah.
714
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,160
There's a game going on during the dance.
715
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,160
Like it was $25 to get in.
716
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,160
Each person.
717
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,160
Yeah.
718
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,160
Her person.
719
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,160
With.
720
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,160
Kid in person.
721
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,160
Yeah.
722
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,160
So you.
723
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,160
And.
724
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,160
Yeah.
725
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,160
Yeah.
726
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,160
Yeah.
727
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,160
Yeah.
728
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,160
Yeah.
729
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,160
Yeah.
730
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,160
Sure.
731
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,160
Sure.
732
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,160
I did not know that it was this go thing.
733
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,160
Wow.
734
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,160
So like, I mean, we dressed up nice.
735
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,160
Everything.
736
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,160
But not just get nice.
737
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160
Yeah.
738
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,160
Not just going to like, yeah, yeah, some dads.
739
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,160
What is coming in with.
740
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,160
Literaries.
741
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,160
Partly.
742
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,160
You know, outfits on.
743
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,160
Yeah.
744
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,160
One guy had a one guy had like, well, two guys had like curly weeks.
745
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,160
Like a.
746
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,160
No, white people get a perm.
747
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,160
Oh, I do.
748
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,160
Yeah.
749
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,160
The curly weeks.
750
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,160
Oh, like that.
751
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,160
Yeah.
752
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,160
Oh, yeah.
753
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,160
Is it what you do that?
754
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,160
I was the only only.
755
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,160
What guy opened up.
756
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,160
White person there.
757
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,160
Yeah.
758
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,160
No, I'm white.
759
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,160
And.
760
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,160
Were there any Latino people there?
761
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,160
No.
762
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,160
Yeah.
763
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,160
And.
764
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,160
And.
765
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,160
And.
766
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,160
And.
767
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,160
And.
768
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,160
And.
769
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,160
Because you know, you don't know.
770
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,160
Yeah.
771
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,160
And.
772
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,160
That's the thing.
773
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,160
We know we live in a pretty small town.
774
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,160
Right.
775
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,160
Yeah.
776
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,160
And.
777
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,160
Yeah.
778
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,160
And.
779
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,160
And.
780
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,160
And.
781
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,160
And.
782
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,160
And.
783
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,160
And.
784
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,160
And.
785
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:53,160
And.
786
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,160
And.
787
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,160
I know.
788
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,160
I know.
789
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,160
A small town that's growing rapidly.
790
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,160
But.
791
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,160
I did not know anyone there.
792
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,160
Besides my door.
793
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,160
We know.
794
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,160
Let's get the unit early.
795
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,160
Yeah.
796
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,160
So like, you know, the thing started.
797
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,160
And she had got like, they gave them all look like little gift bags.
798
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,160
Yeah.
799
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160
She was carrying like a green.
800
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,160
And.
801
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160
And.
802
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:16,280
like dark, but it regreened and they matched her dress.
803
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,080
And I'll they see what she was doing killing.
804
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:28,620
So we get there and they start dancing and stuff like that.
805
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:33,860
And she had called it the daddy daughter standing around.
806
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:39,740
Because I was out there Hello, but of course, yeah.
807
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:45,820
I swear it my back out at I mean like the back of my shirt was green.
808
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:50,580
I was there like and they were playing like the old good 80s music.
809
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:52,140
Yeah, this is perfect for you.
810
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:57,140
Like yeah, this is my this was my French chance to be like, listen, darling.
811
00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:58,860
I know it's about you and I.
812
00:23:58,860 --> 00:24:00,460
But it's really about me.
813
00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:01,420
That's really about.
814
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:02,180
Yeah, man.
815
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:06,540
They were doing the they played was that the class is a man.
816
00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:07,500
Sure.
817
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,020
Classically.
818
00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:08,860
I was on it.
819
00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:18,420
It is like your big daughter.
820
00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:21,860
Like right after that, they played footloos.
821
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:27,500
And like, it was like a, you know, I started all to me and you know, saying
822
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:33,900
man, and like the girls were like, what?
823
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:37,900
He's a little young girls that were, you know, I probably watch well for.
824
00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:38,860
Yeah.
825
00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:39,500
What is this?
826
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:39,860
I don't know.
827
00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:41,380
I was like, God is footloos.
828
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:51,780
I was getting off, bro.
829
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:58,060
The DJ kept looking at me like, yeah, like, it's me.
830
00:24:58,060 --> 00:24:58,780
You ran.
831
00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:01,460
It's just me.
832
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,460
You're about your buddy.
833
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,140
We had such a good time.
834
00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:07,620
I was like, they gave me my way.
835
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:09,860
You mean you know, I did.
836
00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:11,580
I really did my daughter did too, though.
837
00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:12,620
Like I did.
838
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:16,700
I also, all she wanted me to do was like pick her up and spin her around.
839
00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,740
Like I grab her under arm.
840
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:20,020
Yeah.
841
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:20,620
Oh, yeah.
842
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,180
Classic.
843
00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:21,980
Yeah.
844
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:22,220
Yeah.
845
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:22,740
Yeah.
846
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:23,580
I mean, legs out.
847
00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:33,340
So, uh, yeah, they fed us dinner and I, I wasn't expecting much, but
848
00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:38,060
like I was expecting more than what we got.
849
00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:39,500
We had dog and chips.
850
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,460
No, we had macaroni and cheese.
851
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:42,980
Okay.
852
00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:45,260
Like this was like homemade back in cheese.
853
00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:45,740
Okay.
854
00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:47,540
That was, that was pretty good.
855
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:50,820
But they only gave you like, I need to be one, you know,
856
00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:53,780
the, you know, like when you worked in the restaurant and you had a
857
00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:56,980
butter, it had a butter, yeah, butter soup.
858
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:59,300
It gave you like a butter soup.
859
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,140
So you get, yeah.
860
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:03,380
They gave us a half a chicken tender.
861
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:04,900
Okay.
862
00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:06,820
That's an appropriate amount of chicken.
863
00:26:06,820 --> 00:26:09,540
One half of a chicken.
864
00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:11,460
I'm always like, no, no, I don't have room for what.
865
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:15,980
And a slice of pizza.
866
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:18,380
What the fuck is this?
867
00:26:18,380 --> 00:26:21,060
Is this the Donald Trump's eye playing that they were talking about?
868
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:24,660
Or is like a chicken dinner to continue and one other?
869
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:28,820
But all the,
870
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:33,020
not about you going, I'll love it.
871
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,820
And they gave you a double starch.
872
00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:35,620
Yes.
873
00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:37,940
I was about to say, wow, shit.
874
00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:42,060
A slice of all,
875
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,620
slice of pizza.
876
00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:45,340
Yeah, yeah.
877
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:45,860
It's good.
878
00:26:45,860 --> 00:26:50,620
Some things, half a chicken tender and a baby is cool with bagging.
879
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,460
I feel like they were just covering their bases.
880
00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:55,260
They were like some, the kids are, they're going to like one of
881
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:55,460
these.
882
00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:57,820
I think somebody just goes to bring something.
883
00:26:57,820 --> 00:26:59,260
Oh, they didn't.
884
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:04,780
And they were, they were the cup of ranch with like four carrots in it.
885
00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:07,500
Oh, and icing.
886
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:12,300
And you're like, what is this cup of white that I see?
887
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:18,020
But you see, I thought I'd be next to it.
888
00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:23,060
I've been a dad.
889
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:28,180
I've been a dad like, he took the carrots out of it and like
890
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:30,780
took his, oh, I got out bed.
891
00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:31,940
Huh?
892
00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:32,500
Look at that.
893
00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,020
63.
894
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:38,740
We'll never know the, with a minute, 17 and the, uh,
895
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:43,500
the fucker he keeps got them picking it, picking up the un-wrenching.
896
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,260
Yeah, he took the ranch out.
897
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:50,580
He took the carrots out of the ranch and dipped the, uh, chicken in it.
898
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:52,140
Well, yeah, okay, that's right.
899
00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:54,260
Chicken tender, it took the chicken tender in it.
900
00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:55,260
I mean, that's legal.
901
00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:56,860
I don't know if I have a problem with that.
902
00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:57,540
It is.
903
00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:00,700
Okay, if we're getting here Fred, count it down.
904
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:03,300
Give us, give us a play by play.
905
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:06,180
He's got them out, didn't me, man.
906
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:10,220
But it's not gonna win because Alan is the one who's outbending him right now.
907
00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:12,020
It probably is fucking ass.
908
00:28:12,020 --> 00:28:12,420
Look at him.
909
00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:15,620
He's been focusing, Alan's been focusing on something for two minutes.
910
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:17,580
He's certainly signed up for back.
911
00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:18,220
Not me.
912
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,900
It is out of the game.
913
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:20,620
50 seconds.
914
00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:22,060
And I made it.
915
00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:25,460
Highest deed is 71 dollars.
916
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:26,620
You're not going any higher.
917
00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,420
He's going higher than you, anyone.
918
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:30,420
I'm not going to be 72.
919
00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:33,380
Well, hey, then you got to sell for calendar, brother.
920
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:33,700
You ain't.
921
00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,660
Needing that.
922
00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:45,060
So, okay, so all in all, 25 bucks bought you a half a chicken tender pizza, 50 bucks.
923
00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:46,580
Yeah, I'm 25 bucks each.
924
00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:47,820
25 bucks.
925
00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:49,180
What would you have expected?
926
00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:50,660
I would have expected like hot dogs.
927
00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:51,700
That would have been a fine one.
928
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:52,620
Hot dogs and chips.
929
00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:56,300
I wouldn't like grilled chicken, maybe.
930
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:57,300
Yeah.
931
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,300
I think it's not chicken.
932
00:28:58,300 --> 00:28:59,980
Yeah, for people.
933
00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:04,660
Anything at least a chicken sandwich.
934
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,140
Yeah.
935
00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,980
So yeah, there's a chicken sandwich.
936
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:10,660
Please, you know, but you know, it was.
937
00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:11,260
Why?
938
00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:12,420
At least you had fun.
939
00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:13,340
That's the main thing.
940
00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,420
I had a good time.
941
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,940
Your daughter will remember the food.
942
00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:18,660
So just remember her dad making a complete ass of himself.
943
00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:19,380
Yeah.
944
00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:23,140
And you know, honestly, Fred, you said you were disappointed that you didn't know
945
00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:23,820
anybody there.
946
00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,380
But that you wanted.
947
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:26,380
Fred wanted.
948
00:29:26,380 --> 00:29:28,740
I got it.
949
00:29:28,740 --> 00:29:32,940
He got he has all the space clocks in the world now.
950
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:33,940
Yeah.
951
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:34,940
He was.
952
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:39,300
What's my wife wants it because he's still using like analog.
953
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:43,580
He's got like a big when he, when he's sick calendar book.
954
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:45,700
It's a bright smile on all the.
955
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,660
What's this?
956
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:49,020
What's that going to do?
957
00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,820
I thought it was like a lamp.
958
00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,940
Oh, it's a digital calendar.
959
00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:53,940
Oh, fancy.
960
00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:58,740
Yeah, that you could put all your, you know, I was bidding on the wrong thing.
961
00:29:58,740 --> 00:29:59,940
Fred got pregnant.
962
00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:01,180
Oh, yeah.
963
00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:02,460
Now you got some lamp.
964
00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:02,780
Yeah.
965
00:30:02,780 --> 00:30:03,620
Now I got this lamp.
966
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:04,420
Great.
967
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:05,660
Really lamp.
968
00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:07,340
So, okay.
969
00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:10,780
So the main thing is, like you said, they had a great time.
970
00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:14,380
But like you said, it might have been better that you didn't know anybody
971
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,540
because then it's all about you and your daughter.
972
00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:19,740
Fred said to me and like, oh, there's my friend.
973
00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:21,300
I'm going to go talk to them.
974
00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:24,300
It's more like, hey, we're just doing it.
975
00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:28,740
She did make a little friend like that was, to me, see that.
976
00:30:28,740 --> 00:30:33,260
That was a, yeah, that was the dad and the daughter that, you know, that down.
977
00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:39,460
I think that was, she was four years old and she was dressed in all red and a cowboy.
978
00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:46,500
A cowgirl, like she was so adorable. Yeah. And, you know, we got me and my daughter's
979
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:51,420
like their dancing and the little girl came up and she was like, I want to dance with her.
980
00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:55,780
I don't care.
981
00:30:55,780 --> 00:30:58,660
And then for the rest of the night, the little girl came coming up.
982
00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:00,340
I want to dance with my friend.
983
00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:03,020
And then face some REMs.
984
00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:08,580
And then friends like, well, I guess I'm going to dance with her dad again.
985
00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:13,860
That was the, that was what's out like I was spinning around.
986
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:17,340
I spent around, I spent around, I spent around, I spent around, and like,
987
00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:21,420
I let her, I let her down and then I spin her like, that, you know,
988
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:27,260
and she got it got Disney and she put into the like this other dad and she like
989
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,180
grabbed on to him.
990
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:31,060
I was like, hey, I'm just going to dance with a woman.
991
00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:36,900
I got to get a prepare for life.
992
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:39,100
This is a traumatic at all, dad.
993
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:40,100
I love this.
994
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:41,780
All right.
995
00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:42,980
Well, Fred, you want it.
996
00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:44,420
And that's the main thing.
997
00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:45,660
All right.
998
00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:46,940
Let's take a quick break.
999
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:50,500
So Frank can celebrate in the way that only he can.
1000
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,340
And we'll take you.
1001
00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:53,100
All right.
1002
00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:53,580
Christmas.
1003
00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,540
That's like months.
1004
00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:56,940
10 months away.
1005
00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:57,580
To the day.
1006
00:31:57,580 --> 00:31:59,900
Oh, this is from last Christmas.
1007
00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:00,580
Oh, okay.
1008
00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:02,620
All right.
1009
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:03,060
We'll be right.
1010
00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:04,940
Jesus.
1011
00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:10,100
The Black Link and collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
1012
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:16,700
The ghost of Black Link.
1013
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,700
[Music]
1014
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:28,700
[Music]
1015
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:38,700
[Music]
1016
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:46,700
[Music]
1017
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:50,500
And we're back ladies and gentlemen.
1018
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:54,500
Welcome back to the other episode of the Black Link and collective podcast.
1019
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,300
It's March.
1020
00:32:57,820 --> 00:32:59,020
As you know what that means.
1021
00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:06,900
It's time for Wack history and for your first episode of Wack history.
1022
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:10,140
Here's the Wack history guy.
1023
00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:12,460
First and he's me.
1024
00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:15,100
The Wampire.
1025
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:16,900
I am Wackula.
1026
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,900
[Laughter]
1027
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:21,740
I'm Wackula for Wack.
1028
00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:22,700
He's three months.
1029
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:23,300
Fred.
1030
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:27,500
[Laughter]
1031
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:32,300
So I will do this whole bit in my native voice Fred.
1032
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,780
My Wackula voice.
1033
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:39,820
I want to do so Wackula.
1034
00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:41,020
Thank you.
1035
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,460
Give me what you get.
1036
00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:47,660
Fred, do you like to hear about the president?
1037
00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:48,700
Oh.
1038
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,140
President?
1039
00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:51,260
Or president?
1040
00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:52,780
One president.
1041
00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:53,900
One president.
1042
00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:56,140
He's coming about president.
1043
00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:59,580
President James Goddard feels.
1044
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,580
[Laughter]
1045
00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:03,100
That guy hates Monday.
1046
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:05,100
He does.
1047
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:07,820
[Laughter]
1048
00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:10,060
I'm a Wackula remember.
1049
00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:11,100
Not Irish.
1050
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:13,100
[Laughter]
1051
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:14,060
Thank you.
1052
00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:15,100
I remember that.
1053
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:15,740
But hey.
1054
00:34:15,740 --> 00:34:19,260
[Laughter]
1055
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:21,500
I want to suck your potato.
1056
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:24,300
[Laughter]
1057
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:26,300
I want some of my words, man.
1058
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,300
[Laughter]
1059
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,300
Jane.
1060
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:34,300
James Garfield has been remembered not for his life,
1061
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:36,300
but for his day.
1062
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:40,300
After America's 20th president,
1063
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:42,300
he got my assassin, who loud?
1064
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,300
The man for the human.
1065
00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,300
[Laughter]
1066
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:50,300
After the president was shot by assassin,
1067
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:52,300
Charles Githill.
1068
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,300
[Laughter]
1069
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,300
In 1881,
1070
00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:58,300
[Laughter]
1071
00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,300
Music is not open.
1072
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:02,300
Furniture not bad.
1073
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:04,300
[Laughter]
1074
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:08,300
The next new empire is not happy right now.
1075
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:10,300
Okay.
1076
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:12,300
Oh he flew away.
1077
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,300
Fred after the president.
1078
00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:16,300
I can't keep doing this.
1079
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,300
Oh shit!
1080
00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:20,300
Only four months after coming into office.
1081
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,300
No.
1082
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:23,300
You got to stay with the boys.
1083
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:25,300
Okay, only four months after coming into office.
1084
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:29,300
He suffered for a summer with a bullet launch in his back.
1085
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:31,300
[Gunshot]
1086
00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,300
It's better without the day.
1087
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:37,300
Attended by a doctor who did not yet buy into the theories of God of
1088
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:43,300
Joseph Leaster, who kept sticking unsterilized fingers and instruments into his wind.
1089
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:45,300
Yep.
1090
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:47,300
[Laughter]
1091
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:49,300
And to what?
1092
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:51,300
[Laughter]
1093
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,300
A little friend.
1094
00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,300
A little friend.
1095
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,300
A little friend.
1096
00:35:57,300 --> 00:35:59,300
A little friend.
1097
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,300
A little friend.
1098
00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:03,300
A little friend.
1099
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,300
A little friend.
1100
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:07,300
A little friend.
1101
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:09,300
[Laughter]
1102
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:11,300
A little friend.
1103
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,300
[Laughter]
1104
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:15,300
A little friend.
1105
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,300
[Laughter]
1106
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,300
A little friend.
1107
00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:23,300
Having lost almost 100 pounds while in his thick bed.
1108
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:25,300
Oh, damn.
1109
00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:27,300
That's right.
1110
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:29,300
However,
1111
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:33,300
there's something else about...
1112
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,300
[Laughter]
1113
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:37,300
I'll have it.
1114
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,300
I thought he stuck stuff in his butt.
1115
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:45,300
Yeah, 'cause the guy stuck stuff in his butt.
1116
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:47,300
He got a bite about that.
1117
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:49,300
So the doctor...
1118
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:53,300
The doctor was putting his finger in the hole looking for the bullet.
1119
00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:55,300
The doctor believed
1120
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,300
there was nothing about bacteria.
1121
00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:03,300
So he stuffed food up James Garfield's butt to make it easier.
1122
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:05,300
And
1123
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:07,300
there was a doctor
1124
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:09,300
who was a black man
1125
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,300
who told that guy
1126
00:37:11,300 --> 00:37:13,300
you need to wash your hands before you do that.
1127
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:17,300
But he was like, "Nigger, shut up."
1128
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,300
So who...
1129
00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:21,300
Which doctor was this, Dr. Pepper?
1130
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,300
[Laughter]
1131
00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:25,300
Not the Frankenstein.
1132
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:27,300
Because he goes with his butt.
1133
00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:29,300
[Laughter]
1134
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:31,300
So I watched the...
1135
00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:35,300
There's a show...
1136
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:39,300
There's a show about James Garfield
1137
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,300
and how he...
1138
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,300
He became president.
1139
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,300
He was at the...
1140
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:47,300
[Laughter]
1141
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,300
I thought it was the...
1142
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:53,300
The National Convention, whatever he was.
1143
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:55,300
I think he was a Democrat.
1144
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:57,300
He was a Republican.
1145
00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:59,300
He was a Republican.
1146
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:01,300
It was a Republican.
1147
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:03,300
I mean, a lot for 200 years.
1148
00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:05,300
You were the doctor.
1149
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:07,300
I was. I said, "Let me stick this sausage in your butt."
1150
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:09,300
James Garfield.
1151
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:11,300
He didn't want to put the Zanya in your butt,
1152
00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:17,300
which will later be the inspiration for a hilarious cartoon character.
1153
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:21,300
He was a senator from Tennessee.
1154
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,300
I do not...
1155
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,300
I do not believe in the New World.
1156
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:27,300
I don't know.
1157
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:29,300
He was a senator from Tennessee.
1158
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:31,300
And he gave a speech at the Republican National Convention
1159
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:35,300
that was so moving that the guy that they were going to nominate,
1160
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:37,300
they were like, "Fuck that guy.
1161
00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,300
We won't Garfield."
1162
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,300
And he didn't want to do it.
1163
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:43,300
He didn't want to do it, but the presser...
1164
00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:47,300
Political presser to run as he had all the support.
1165
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,300
Yeah, he didn't want to do it because it was on Monday.
1166
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:51,300
[Laughter]
1167
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:53,300
I hate Mondays.
1168
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:55,300
I'm going to...
1169
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,300
Man, the bad Niela Zanya made me...
1170
00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:59,300
Garfield.
1171
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:01,300
So yeah, you're moving...
1172
00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,300
He spread.
1173
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,300
It says they believed he had a perforated vowel.
1174
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:07,300
And therefore could not eat.
1175
00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:09,300
So they fed him...
1176
00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:11,300
Oh, rectally.
1177
00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:15,300
So they must have been shut somewhere close to his bladder?
1178
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,300
Yeah, he had a...
1179
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:19,300
And they fed him...
1180
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:23,300
There is both egg yolks, beef bouillon, milk and bourbon.
1181
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:25,300
Uh-huh.
1182
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:27,300
At least they gave him bourbon.
1183
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,300
I...
1184
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,300
I'm a vampire.
1185
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,300
He's a vampire from the Caribbean.
1186
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:35,300
I am Yara, Darnabers.
1187
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:37,300
Darnabers.
1188
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:39,300
Darnabers.
1189
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:41,300
Hello, Darnabers.
1190
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,300
That's our...
1191
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,300
Well, first, Hacky City...
1192
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,300
Wack Fact of the Week.
1193
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:49,300
Yeah, man. I'm trying to find it.
1194
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,300
So, because it was a really good show.
1195
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:53,300
It's got, um...
1196
00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:55,300
A man, Michael...
1197
00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:57,300
Garfield, in front.
1198
00:39:57,300 --> 00:39:59,300
[Laughter]
1199
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:09,300
[Laughter]
1200
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:11,300
Oh, silly.
1201
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:13,300
Oh, sorry.
1202
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,300
[Laughter]
1203
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,300
Oh, so stupid.
1204
00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,300
It's a big offer, man.
1205
00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,300
It's got support, it's got support.
1206
00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:23,300
Okay.
1207
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,300
70-70-die or whatever it is.
1208
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:27,300
So was he...
1209
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,300
No, he wasn't...
1210
00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:31,300
Um...
1211
00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:33,300
A Michael guy was a president.
1212
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:35,300
So was he...
1213
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:37,300
You know him if you see him.
1214
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,300
You know him if you see him.
1215
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:41,300
Right.
1216
00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,300
Michael Fassman.
1217
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,300
Michael Fassman.
1218
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:47,300
No, it's not Michael Fassman.
1219
00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:49,300
It was after me like his...
1220
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,300
advisor or somebody.
1221
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,300
No, because...
1222
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:55,300
Nick Offerman was vice president.
1223
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,300
Okay.
1224
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:58,300
He made Nick Offerman his vice president.
1225
00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:00,300
Nick Offerman played...
1226
00:41:00,300 --> 00:41:02,300
And he was a drunk.
1227
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,300
Yes.
1228
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:06,300
He was a drunk, yeah.
1229
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,300
Well, remember that movie.
1230
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,300
I remember that movie.
1231
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:12,300
Yeah.
1232
00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:14,300
Speaking of that...
1233
00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:16,300
Here's something completely different.
1234
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:18,300
I'm going to get to the name of the movie or not.
1235
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:20,300
I'm trying to look it up.
1236
00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:22,300
Well, I'm going to talk about...
1237
00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,300
Well, you're doing that.
1238
00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:26,300
The vampire is too bright.
1239
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,300
And the vampire had to run.
1240
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,300
So...
1241
00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,300
The wackula.
1242
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,300
Great idea.
1243
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:36,300
A great stupid idea.
1244
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:38,300
That's by light.
1245
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:39,300
That's by...
1246
00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,300
That's what...
1247
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:42,300
Yeah, they read about that.
1248
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:44,300
That's by light.
1249
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:46,300
Well, Fred, speaking of death by light.
1250
00:41:46,300 --> 00:41:48,300
Fred, let me tell you...
1251
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,300
A wack history doctor related...
1252
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,300
Wack...
1253
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:56,300
On July 8th, Fred, 1885...
1254
00:41:56,300 --> 00:42:00,300
Are you familiar with the work of John Romulus Brinkley?
1255
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,300
Hmm.
1256
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,300
A jamming...
1257
00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:06,300
A jamming John.
1258
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,300
He knew John.
1259
00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:10,300
Yeah, I know John Rom.
1260
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:12,300
John Romulus.
1261
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,300
To be short, Fred.
1262
00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:18,300
Well, Fred, he was born in Jackson County.
1263
00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,300
And in 1908,
1264
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,300
a mere...
1265
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:24,300
What?
1266
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:26,300
Just Jackson County.
1267
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:28,300
The only one that was in 1885, apparently.
1268
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:30,300
North Carolina, Fred, I believe.
1269
00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,300
I'm going to...
1270
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,300
Sorry.
1271
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,300
Well, Fred, a mere 23 years later,
1272
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:40,300
Brinkley left his job in North Carolina as a telegraph operator
1273
00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:42,300
and moved to Chicago with a big city,
1274
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:46,300
where he entered medical school but soon dropped out.
1275
00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,300
None the last, Fred.
1276
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:52,300
He set up his first practice right here in Greenville, South Carolina.
1277
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,300
What?
1278
00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,300
And from there, he moved to Arkansas and secured a degree from
1279
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:58,300
a "Clectic Medical University"
1280
00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:02,300
which sounds fake even by 1908 standards.
1281
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:06,300
I studied all kind of minutes.
1282
00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,300
Right.
1283
00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:10,300
So, that's what we'll be considered a diploma mill today.
1284
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:14,300
So, Fred, he did this all this doctrine without a doctor's excuse.
1285
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:20,300
And then, he rose to fame in 1922 with...
1286
00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:24,300
Okay, so in the 20s, Fred, there was a big, impotence issue.
1287
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:28,300
Like, a lot of dudes were having issues getting it up.
1288
00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:30,300
And...
1289
00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:32,300
Hold on.
1290
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:34,300
Wait, you wait.
1291
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:36,300
Because I just...
1292
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,300
Don't ruin the show.
1293
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:40,300
He's like, "I just have that problem."
1294
00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:42,300
I just know what it is.
1295
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:46,300
I think... I watch him winkle, tell me about it.
1296
00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:48,300
I about to watch that as well.
1297
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:50,300
Well, Fred...
1298
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:54,300
Well, thanks for the fun, so I was problem with that.
1299
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:56,300
Thanks, Fred.
1300
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:58,300
And, Fred, by the way, he's a great...
1301
00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:00,300
So, Fred, there was an issue with...
1302
00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:02,300
For the people who don't know.
1303
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,300
A lot of issues with impotence in the 20s.
1304
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:08,300
And so, there are all kinds of people scheming up new ideas.
1305
00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:10,300
In different ways.
1306
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,300
Don't move in again.
1307
00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:18,300
Well, Fred and Alan, our buddy John Romulus Brinkley,
1308
00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:22,300
developed an operation whereby the six lands of goats,
1309
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,300
so goats balls for Alan, for you.
1310
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:26,300
Oh, no.
1311
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:28,300
We're transplanted into the bodies of impotent men.
1312
00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:30,300
No, like...
1313
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:32,300
Just in the body.
1314
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:34,300
I think it was in the nuts.
1315
00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:36,300
So, briefly...
1316
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:38,300
They took your nuts and gave you goat nuts?
1317
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,300
Yeah.
1318
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:40,300
Yeah.
1319
00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:42,300
So, essentially, okay, so...
1320
00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:47,300
So, basically, he did this, he decided he was going to do this.
1321
00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:50,300
And publicized it on his radio station.
1322
00:44:50,300 --> 00:44:54,300
And the American medical associate was like, "No, dude."
1323
00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:55,300
No.
1324
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:57,300
This is not okay.
1325
00:44:57,300 --> 00:44:58,300
But...
1326
00:44:58,300 --> 00:44:59,300
But your history is like...
1327
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:05,300
It makes you grateful that you're living in the time that you are.
1328
00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:07,300
Well, I mean...
1329
00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:10,300
I mean, nobody was replacing...
1330
00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:11,300
The re-gain.
1331
00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:12,300
The goat nut.
1332
00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:13,300
Not yet.
1333
00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:14,300
Fred, well...
1334
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,300
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody does it.
1335
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,300
Right.
1336
00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:18,300
Soon enough.
1337
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:21,300
So, Fred, in 1933, he moved to Del Rio, Texas,
1338
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:25,300
where he founded zero, the world's most powerful radio station,
1339
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:27,300
just across the border in Mexico.
1340
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:32,300
And the height of his success, he had a net worth of $12 million in today's money.
1341
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:34,300
No, in 19th-wing?
1342
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:38,300
Yep. He was the Kansas Ponce de Leon.
1343
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,300
And then he died.
1344
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:41,300
Yeah, the Ponce youth.
1345
00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:42,300
Because he was...
1346
00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:44,300
He was called the goat land king,
1347
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:47,300
and the target of many lawsuits.
1348
00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:50,300
And he died bankrupt in 1942.
1349
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:52,300
So, did he actually do it?
1350
00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:54,300
Yeah, he did...
1351
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:55,300
He did...
1352
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:57,300
A bunch of surgeries.
1353
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,300
And put goat stuff into people.
1354
00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:01,300
Who would do that with ladies, too?
1355
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,300
He wasn't telling people that.
1356
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:05,300
He was telling people that it worked.
1357
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:07,300
He would...no.
1358
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:10,300
And they were like, "Okay, because they didn't know."
1359
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:13,300
They heard it on the radio, Fred.
1360
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,300
All they had to do was see what city.
1361
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:16,300
No.
1362
00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:17,300
That's it.
1363
00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:19,300
You know, as people are...
1364
00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:20,300
I don't know, as people are...
1365
00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:21,300
I just don't know.
1366
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:22,300
I believe it.
1367
00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:23,300
I believe it.
1368
00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:24,300
Yeah.
1369
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:26,300
Come on down and get your goat net.
1370
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:28,300
Get your wheelie working.
1371
00:46:28,300 --> 00:46:29,300
Yeah, there's somebody's...
1372
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:31,300
Yeah, if somebody's like, "Hey, I got the...
1373
00:46:31,300 --> 00:46:33,300
I got what...I'll fix what else, yeah."
1374
00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:34,300
Yeah.
1375
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:35,300
You know, you're like...
1376
00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:36,300
Yeah, I remember...
1377
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:39,300
They used to give them like bottles of what...
1378
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,300
You know, nicotine and shit like that, so...
1379
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,300
Yeah.
1380
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,300
It's gonna...
1381
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,300
It's gonna fix you, you know.
1382
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:47,300
Yeah, snake oil salesmen have always been around.
1383
00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:49,300
That is not the...
1384
00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:51,300
What I was thinking...
1385
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:52,300
What...
1386
00:46:52,300 --> 00:46:53,300
What...
1387
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:55,300
What...Hemary...Winkler.
1388
00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:56,300
Wrinkler.
1389
00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:57,300
Henry Winkler.
1390
00:46:57,300 --> 00:47:01,300
He was...A...
1391
00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:05,300
What...He told me that lose were doing in 1920...
1392
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:07,300
Get people's...
1393
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:09,300
Johnson's something...
1394
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:10,300
Was...
1395
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,300
A passion electrode through their net.
1396
00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:14,300
Well, yeah, that was the thing they did, too.
1397
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:15,300
Yeah.
1398
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:16,300
So...
1399
00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:19,300
Henry Winkler told you...
1400
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:20,300
Yeah.
1401
00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:21,300
He showed it only now.
1402
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:22,300
Firstly...
1403
00:47:22,300 --> 00:47:24,300
He was looking at me dead in my eyes.
1404
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,300
But he told me...
1405
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:27,300
He's like, hold on a second and let me...
1406
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:29,300
Connect this electrode.
1407
00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,300
Hello.
1408
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:32,300
Can I speak to Fred?
1409
00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:34,300
Tell him it's Henry Winkler.
1410
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:35,300
Henry?
1411
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:38,300
Hey, you know, in the 1920s...
1412
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:40,300
Got guys had problems putting it up.
1413
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:41,300
Right.
1414
00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:42,300
We wouldn't get hard.
1415
00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:43,300
But again...
1416
00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:44,300
You know, so...
1417
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:45,300
Hunter is old.
1418
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:46,300
You know, what...
1419
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:49,300
What they used to do is they would put...
1420
00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:51,300
Electro...you know, they...
1421
00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:54,300
They would pinch them in the...
1422
00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:55,300
And run an electricity to...
1423
00:47:55,300 --> 00:47:56,300
Like...
1424
00:47:56,300 --> 00:47:58,300
Like on the right, they'd...
1425
00:47:58,300 --> 00:47:59,300
Yep.
1426
00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:00,300
And...
1427
00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:01,300
And that's the thing.
1428
00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:02,300
Look, this is...
1429
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:04,300
Yeah.
1430
00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:06,300
He also told me...
1431
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:07,300
He also told me that...
1432
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:09,300
Bear...
1433
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:11,300
Created heroin.
1434
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:12,300
Yeah.
1435
00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:13,300
Of course they did.
1436
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:14,300
Bear aspirin.
1437
00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:15,300
Oh, I said you said, like, bear.
1438
00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:16,300
I was like, no, no, no.
1439
00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:17,300
They go bear.
1440
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:18,300
Who was the most...
1441
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:19,300
They...
1442
00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:20,300
They were...
1443
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,300
They were...
1444
00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:23,300
What was the big disease back then?
1445
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,300
Nile Spallera.
1446
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:25,300
Nile Spallera.
1447
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:26,300
Skurvy.
1448
00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:27,300
Skurvy.
1449
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:29,300
But I think it was Spall-Pock.
1450
00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:30,300
Sure.
1451
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:31,300
Spall-Pock will give you a call.
1452
00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:32,300
Yeah.
1453
00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:33,300
They...
1454
00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:36,300
Harenwyn will soothe your call.
1455
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,300
Sure.
1456
00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:38,300
And it...
1457
00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:39,300
And they started a...
1458
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:40,300
I mean, it's not unruly.
1459
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:42,300
But you can't do the Jimmy.
1460
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:43,300
Yeah.
1461
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:44,300
But you can't sleep.
1462
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:45,300
You don't call when you sleep.
1463
00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:46,300
Right.
1464
00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:47,300
You can't call them if you're...
1465
00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:48,300
Right in the lighting.
1466
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:51,300
They were selling Harrow one.
1467
00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:54,300
Got a little bit of a cough and can't get your Weinerhardt wool.
1468
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:56,300
Let showed you up and...
1469
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:57,300
Who you full of Harron?
1470
00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:59,300
It was Sacker Balls and...
1471
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:01,300
You'll be right in the lighting all night.
1472
00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:03,300
I mean, I'm sure...
1473
00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:05,300
It ain't like it is now.
1474
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:08,300
Now that some of the typical companies know that's bad for you and they sell it.
1475
00:49:08,300 --> 00:49:09,300
I don't think that's...
1476
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:10,300
I don't think that's...
1477
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:11,300
I think at that time...
1478
00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:12,300
I know.
1479
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:14,300
They were in place like it is now.
1480
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:15,300
Right.
1481
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:18,300
I don't think that's the case.
1482
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:19,300
I don't think that's the case.
1483
00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:21,300
I don't think that's the case.
1484
00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:22,300
I don't think that's the case.
1485
00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:23,300
I don't think that's the case.
1486
00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:24,300
I don't think that's the case.
1487
00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:25,300
I don't think that's the case.
1488
00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:26,300
I don't think that's the case.
1489
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:27,300
I don't think that's the case.
1490
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:28,300
I don't think that's the case.
1491
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:29,300
I don't think that's the case.
1492
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,300
I don't think that's the case.
1493
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,300
I don't think that's the case.
1494
00:49:31,300 --> 00:49:32,300
I don't think that's the case.
1495
00:49:32,300 --> 00:49:33,300
I don't think that's the case.
1496
00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:34,300
I don't think that's the case.
1497
00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:35,300
I don't think that's the case.
1498
00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:36,300
I don't think that's the case.
1499
00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:37,300
I don't think that's the case.
1500
00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:38,300
I don't think that's the case.
1501
00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:40,300
I don't think that's the case.
1502
00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:41,300
I don't think that's the case.
1503
00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:42,300
I don't think that's the case.
1504
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:43,300
I don't think that's the case.
1505
00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:44,300
I don't think that's the case.
1506
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:45,300
I don't think that's the case.
1507
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:46,300
I don't think that's the case.
1508
00:49:46,300 --> 00:49:47,300
I don't think that's the case.
1509
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:48,300
I don't think that's the case.
1510
00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:49,300
I don't think that's the case.
1511
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:50,300
I don't think that's the case.
1512
00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:51,300
I don't think that's the case.
1513
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:52,300
I don't think that's the case.
1514
00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:53,300
I don't think that's the case.
1515
00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:54,300
I don't think that's the case.
1516
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:55,300
I don't think that's the case.
1517
00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:56,300
I don't think that's the case.
1518
00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:57,300
I don't think that's the case.
1519
00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:58,300
I don't think that's the case.
1520
00:49:58,300 --> 00:49:59,300
I don't think that's the case.
1521
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,300
I barely had a needle in the belly.
1522
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:02,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1523
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:02,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1524
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:02,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1525
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:02,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1526
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:02,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1527
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1528
00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:04,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1529
00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:05,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1530
00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:06,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1531
00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:07,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1532
00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:08,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1533
00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:09,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1534
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:09,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1535
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:09,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1536
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:09,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1537
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:10,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1538
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1539
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1540
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:13,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1541
00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:14,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1542
00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:29,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1543
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:30,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1544
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:31,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1545
00:50:31,300 --> 00:50:32,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1546
00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:33,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1547
00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:34,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1548
00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:35,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1549
00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:36,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1550
00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:37,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1551
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1552
00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:39,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1553
00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:40,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1554
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:41,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1555
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1556
00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:43,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1557
00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:45,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1558
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:46,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1559
00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:47,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1560
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:49,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1561
00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:50,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1562
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:51,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1563
00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:52,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1564
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1565
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1566
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:55,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1567
00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:56,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1568
00:50:56,300 --> 00:50:57,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1569
00:50:57,300 --> 00:50:58,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1570
00:50:58,300 --> 00:50:59,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1571
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1572
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:01,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1573
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:02,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1574
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1575
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:04,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1576
00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:05,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1577
00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:06,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1578
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:07,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1579
00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:09,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1580
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1581
00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:11,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1582
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:12,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1583
00:51:12,300 --> 00:51:13,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1584
00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:14,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1585
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:15,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1586
00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:16,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1587
00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:17,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1588
00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:18,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1589
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:19,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1590
00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:20,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1591
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:21,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1592
00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:22,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1593
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:23,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1594
00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:24,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1595
00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:25,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1596
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:26,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1597
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1598
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:28,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1599
00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:29,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1600
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:30,300
I barely had even filled it up.
1601
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:35,100
I never heard about it so much that's what makes it so that's what makes it so Wow.
1602
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:42,380
His friend, a North Carolina woman said she was simultaneously ecstatic,
1603
00:51:42,380 --> 00:51:48,940
pissed, I ain't heartbroken to learn authorities recently found her mother living safely
1604
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:55,500
and well and also, while also wanting her location to be kept secret for the 24 years
1605
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,820
after she suddenly abandoned her family.
1606
00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:59,900
What the hell?
1607
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:02,380
I am all over the damn map.
1608
00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:08,380
Saddamandah Smith, the daughter of Michelle Hunley Smith who wrote in a lengthy statement on social media
1609
00:52:08,380 --> 00:52:12,860
or on the social media pages dedicated searching for her mother.
1610
00:52:12,860 --> 00:52:17,260
Well, I have a relationship once more with my mom.
1611
00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:18,780
But she's smart.
1612
00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:23,180
Honestly, I can't answer that because I don't even know.
1613
00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:28,940
My initial reaction will be yet absolutely, but then I think of all the
1614
00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:29,900
her.
1615
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:35,020
Even then, my mom is only human just as well as we all are.
1616
00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:37,260
Yes, right. You have a question?
1617
00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:40,460
How old is the daughter?
1618
00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:43,740
I am a third or one years old.
1619
00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:44,380
I don't know how old.
1620
00:52:44,380 --> 00:52:45,340
Early was the same.
1621
00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:46,620
Let me continue to read it out.
1622
00:52:46,620 --> 00:52:48,140
Tell you how old I am.
1623
00:52:48,140 --> 00:52:53,740
And as Smith searched for Michelle, I previously received national media attention as recently
1624
00:52:53,740 --> 00:53:00,700
as 2020 when the daughter, among other things, told NBC News that nothing was ever the same for her
1625
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:05,100
after her mother seemingly disappeared from their home in 2001.
1626
00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:12,620
So Michelle's husband reported she told him she was going Christmas shopping in Martinsville,
1627
00:53:12,620 --> 00:53:13,420
Virginia.
1628
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:15,100
It's where Martinsville Speedway is Fred.
1629
00:53:15,100 --> 00:53:20,060
According to authorities, only neither Michelle, then 38,
1630
00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:25,180
or her Pontiac Transport Minivan ever returned.
1631
00:53:25,180 --> 00:53:31,420
Her husband reported missing to the local Rockingham County Sheriff's Office
1632
00:53:31,420 --> 00:53:33,980
on New Year's Eve 2021.
1633
00:53:33,980 --> 00:53:42,300
So it says, let's see, they said they collaborated with multiple state and federal law enforcement agencies
1634
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:47,660
and despite spending countless hours pursuing numerous leads, the troubling in the troubling case,
1635
00:53:47,660 --> 00:53:53,020
Michelle's whereabouts remained unknown to the Sheriff's Office said, that was until Thursday, Fred.
1636
00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:59,500
When the agency said it received new information regarding her disappearance,
1637
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:05,180
investigators said they immediately followed up and a day later had made contact with her,
1638
00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:11,020
who was at an undisclosed location within the North Carolina, the same state.
1639
00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:12,540
Oh my God.
1640
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:16,700
It wasn't that way, but well, she moved three streets over.
1641
00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:19,660
Her home, the Abley and House, whatever.
1642
00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:24,620
They were just made sure to go to the public's on the other end of time.
1643
00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:25,980
Other, yeah.
1644
00:54:25,980 --> 00:54:31,980
Oh, so did she get married or did she run off of the dude or did she, you know, well,
1645
00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:33,980
I don't know.
1646
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:37,660
So at her request, her current whereabouts will remain undisclosed.
1647
00:54:37,660 --> 00:54:45,500
And her family, her family told her, told them like, hey, I'm alive and well,
1648
00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:46,940
but I'm not telling you where I'm at.
1649
00:54:46,940 --> 00:54:54,780
So she said she left her because of a legend ongoing domestic issues, which is dirtier,
1650
00:54:54,780 --> 00:54:56,060
to leave your daughter with that.
1651
00:54:56,060 --> 00:55:04,300
So, okay, her Amanda was 14 when she had last seen her mother. So now she's 38.
1652
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:09,260
That's right.
1653
00:55:13,260 --> 00:55:16,620
All right. Well, so yes. So she posted on her Facebook page,
1654
00:55:16,620 --> 00:55:18,060
bring Michelle Huntly Smith home.
1655
00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:23,340
So one of the first things, okay, so one of the first things that she described.
1656
00:55:23,340 --> 00:55:32,700
It was, it was, was relief that her dad had been proven innocent of accusations that he somehow was
1657
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:39,020
involved. Yeah. You also acknowledge that her parents did have marital issues,
1658
00:55:39,660 --> 00:55:45,740
right, but she said my mom did not simply leave because of a bad man. I mean, she said my mama
1659
00:55:45,740 --> 00:55:52,700
didn't leave simply cause of a bad marriage. My father had been through so much and I want to make
1660
00:55:52,700 --> 00:56:00,860
it clear while their marriage had issues just as many marriages do. My mom did not simply leave
1661
00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:01,980
because of that.
1662
00:56:01,980 --> 00:56:05,100
And why'd she leave?
1663
00:56:07,180 --> 00:56:12,700
I'm not saying she got off scot free without accountability or responsibility because she
1664
00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:19,500
absolutely means to do that. What I am saying is, please remember that each one of us has made
1665
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:24,380
mistakes in life and each one of us has hurt souls intentionally or not.
1666
00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:25,980
Like Chris Brock.
1667
00:56:25,980 --> 00:56:29,020
Anything she should have did it.
1668
00:56:29,020 --> 00:56:34,220
I don't know, man. Look, I don't know.
1669
00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:40,700
I had, how can you leave your kids? I had, I had issues tonight and like,
1670
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:49,740
he is bringing dirty clothes. They bring it and this is a reoccurring is they bring,
1671
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:56,940
I do the lunch. I watch the clothes. I fold the clothes. I see the things are closed because you're a
1672
00:56:56,940 --> 00:57:03,500
modern man. All the kids have to do is put them away. Oh, you got to do. They don't put them away.
1673
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:09,340
So easy. And then when the dirty clothes come back down, I got clean clothes in there.
1674
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:18,460
So you're gonna use your stuff for 24 years because, oh, I mean, it's enough.
1675
00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:23,500
What's the word? I'm like, but like that,
1676
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:29,020
the epitome that word, a pit of me is the word you don't need to know.
1677
00:57:29,020 --> 00:57:34,780
The epitome of fucking kids. Yeah. Yeah.
1678
00:57:34,780 --> 00:57:40,940
Fuck them kids, man. You got them. You keep fucking with me. I give you the best life I can
1679
00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:49,500
fucking do. Yeah. And all I ask you to do is put your fucking clothes in drawers that you have in
1680
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:56,140
a room. You already have the drawers. But I pay for it. So why don't you go in the back bed and
1681
00:57:56,140 --> 00:58:01,900
bid a maid? Right. Get one of you. Oh, wow.
1682
00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:03,820
Hey, buddy.
1683
00:58:03,820 --> 00:58:10,140
Kill me, man. Well, Fred, I can help. Right. Why don't you bid on a mic?
1684
00:58:10,140 --> 00:58:16,460
That would be great, actually. Why don't you ask those kids to hold that fucking
1685
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:21,420
mic close to your fucking face? Well, you work for me, man. It's like cutting out.
1686
00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:27,340
So, yeah, it's not great. So, Fred, let me ask you a question. Yeah.
1687
00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:32,220
Okay. And this has nothing to do with your kids who you obviously love to death.
1688
00:58:32,220 --> 00:58:36,300
I love them. We, that's part of having kids, so man, I won't, I won't, I wouldn't
1689
00:58:36,300 --> 00:58:40,780
you gotta love them. But if you would need them a little bit, we won't push them to be their best.
1690
00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:43,500
Push them right out of this fucking house.
1691
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:46,220
Off to anywhere else.
1692
00:58:46,220 --> 00:58:51,580
That's right. So, Fred, if we could hear any of the things you were saying, I'm sure
1693
00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:55,020
they were hilarious. I got two days where the lines were in the phone.
1694
00:58:55,020 --> 00:59:01,580
Thank you. I do too, Fred. I love them to America. So, Fred, let me ask you a question,
1695
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:05,340
buddy. Yeah. Ask the way, man. On a lighter note. Have you ever?
1696
00:59:05,340 --> 00:59:09,660
Go ahead, Fred. Say something.
1697
00:59:09,660 --> 00:59:15,580
That's pretty good, man. It's still, it's still sounds weird.
1698
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:25,180
Have you ever been a gas station as you go to? And actually, okay, Fred, you ever watch YouTube?
1699
00:59:25,180 --> 00:59:26,940
You're already YouTube. Yeah. How much do I do?
1700
00:59:26,940 --> 00:59:33,500
I don't know. We've ever seen the like really dopey looking white guy who speaks like a thousand
1701
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:39,900
languages. No, never seen. You've never seen the guy who like, he's like, my guy, he'll go into
1702
00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:45,420
like a Chinese restaurant and they'll be like speaking Mandarin or something. And he'll be like,
1703
00:59:45,420 --> 00:59:49,980
I can't get the noodles of race and they'll be like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I,
1704
00:59:49,980 --> 00:59:52,860
because I'm not trying to be offensive. They'll say some sounds.
1705
00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:56,540
Some sounds, some sounds, some sounds. Right. And he'll be like, oh, our share,
1706
00:59:56,540 --> 01:00:02,700
share, share, share. And they're like, great. What the fuck? Yeah. Like they get like blown away.
1707
01:00:02,700 --> 01:00:10,060
Fred, I wish I have a recurring wish. I think if I was ever to meet a genie, he used to give me
1708
01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:16,460
wishes. It would be one of my wishes to be able to do that to people at gas stations because I go
1709
01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:21,980
to the gas stations and I don't care. It's fun to me. All right. But the guys are speaking, and I'm
1710
01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:26,780
sure they're speaking about the most boring shit in the world. Yeah. And like whatever languages
1711
01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:33,900
they speak. And I just want so badly to be able to be like, oh, but not in like, and just be like,
1712
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:44,220
ah, gotcha. Make them go like this. Yeah. Yeah. Like, oh, oh, he heard, he heard, he
1713
01:00:44,220 --> 01:00:49,180
wanted tacos for dinner. Do you learn to be? I cannot believe it.
1714
01:00:51,020 --> 01:01:02,620
Oh, he was. I was. What was the one we watched? Triple D. I can't remember the name of it. One
1715
01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:09,820
that I liked. Oh, the dragon tiger. No, that was a dragon with the tiger or something.
1716
01:01:09,820 --> 01:01:19,900
Or, oh, yeah, double or, yeah, or, that's what it was. I was by George. Indian pirate movie.
1717
01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:24,860
So yeah, no, I just thought because the other day I was in there, I was like, I don't even know
1718
01:01:24,860 --> 01:01:30,060
what language they're speaking. And again, not like, oh, my God, I can't believe they're talking
1719
01:01:30,060 --> 01:01:35,340
tongue for language. It's curiosity because I'm like, what language is that? Only I knew it
1720
01:01:35,340 --> 01:01:41,420
and could speak it. That would be really cool. That was the same with me watching the Godfather.
1721
01:01:41,420 --> 01:01:47,420
Right. Because I would watch the Godfather and be like, hey, I'm not gonna call it young. It's
1722
01:01:47,420 --> 01:01:50,380
the, and then I turn around and be like, they're bunch of thing. You know,
1723
01:01:50,380 --> 01:01:56,620
what was it? The mind that moved the, they pulled down, they moved the, and I look back up and they were
1724
01:01:56,620 --> 01:02:01,740
like, kill that guy. And you know, I have to read it. Yeah, but like, he talked so much.
1725
01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:05,660
But it's like, how am I going to get my Macbids in and watch this movie at the same time?
1726
01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:11,020
How could this have done you? I can't do it. I'm going to lose all my bids.
1727
01:02:11,020 --> 01:02:17,420
It's like, hey, Vito Coyleone, I can't put that line up, but don't, don't so need any money.
1728
01:02:17,420 --> 01:02:21,980
The next thing you did you put the origin, you dropped dead, right?
1729
01:02:21,980 --> 01:02:25,660
Or just a thousand, that's the end. Well, Fred,
1730
01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:35,580
everybody next. Yeah, that would scare me as well. Fred, next week, we're going to be joined by the
1731
01:02:35,580 --> 01:02:40,940
guys from the Obeluto podcast. They're going to come. Black history.
1732
01:02:40,940 --> 01:02:48,300
In English, I'm going to bang bang bang out and in them, they decide just to speak Spanish the whole
1733
01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:54,140
time. Do it. Do it. It's uncomfortable for us as possible. Yeah. Imagine that. Imagine us
1734
01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:59,500
doing our show in English and those three doing their part of the show in Spanish,
1735
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:03,980
where we don't know what the fuck they're talking about. That'll be great. That's what you do.
1736
01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:04,860
That may be great.
1737
01:03:04,860 --> 01:03:10,460
Be awesome. Great for you, Alan, because you understand both.
1738
01:03:10,460 --> 01:03:16,060
Alan's by. It's right there, right? I didn't know.
1739
01:03:16,780 --> 01:03:26,460
Lingua. I'm sorry. And and sexual. So while you know, just the college, man, come on.
1740
01:03:26,460 --> 01:03:34,060
We don't judge. We listen to you. Don't judge. Bringing it back.
1741
01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:37,500
That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to get out of here. We'll see you next week
1742
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:41,900
with a brand new episode of the. Yeah, it's over. Unless you have something else to talk about.
1743
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:48,060
No, you do. Anybody want to buy a fancy radiator? Hit me up.
1744
01:03:48,060 --> 01:03:54,780
Seven bucks. That's the deal. I'm going to put it in video. So if I even see it,
1745
01:03:54,780 --> 01:03:58,220
they're going to hold right there. I'm going to put it on the wall, man.
1746
01:03:58,220 --> 01:04:02,460
You should do. That's fair. All right, ladies and gentlemen. Let's go back to Mac.
1747
01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:08,700
I did and see what we can buy a podcast for next week. And next week, I'll let you know if I
1748
01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:15,020
won the poker table of night, right? Just guess what? He's not going to win.
1749
01:04:15,020 --> 01:04:19,980
I'm not. No, you don't fucking out. Big me. I'm going to outbid everyone. I'm going to
1750
01:04:19,980 --> 01:04:24,540
ruin my life together. That was you outbid me because I want to own it.
1751
01:04:24,540 --> 01:04:29,820
All right. Just tell me. Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen. I don't know.
1752
01:04:29,820 --> 01:04:33,820
I'm behind from you. You're going to try to do retail. I'm your team. I want to win it.
1753
01:04:34,460 --> 01:04:41,020
I'm going to steal it. Yeah, you want to win it. I want to steal it.
1754
01:04:41,020 --> 01:04:42,380
They just steal it every time.
1755
01:04:42,380 --> 01:04:49,580
All right. Yeah, I do. That is an interesting sight though. I was like, I had to turn it off.
1756
01:04:49,580 --> 01:04:54,460
Dude, I'm telling that man, like, there's stuff on there. You would, you would bid on.
1757
01:04:54,460 --> 01:05:02,460
I'm not saying like, you set yourself a limit and then, yeah, the limit's going over.
1758
01:05:02,460 --> 01:05:05,500
I was like, you set yourself a limit. Not me.
1759
01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:09,340
All right. See you later.
1760
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:15,180
We are laughing. We are very good friends.
1761
01:05:15,180 --> 01:05:19,180
Good vibes. Sharing a special moment.
1762
01:05:19,180 --> 01:05:37,820
That's it, man. Game over, man. That's game over.
1763
01:05:38,780 --> 01:05:42,540
Just hang loose blood. You're going to catch up on the rebar on the moon, sir.
1764
01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:51,980
Oh, what a day. Come home. What a day.
1765
01:05:51,980 --> 01:05:55,500
Will. Thanks all folks.
1766
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,660
I still have Easter, baby.
1767
01:05:57,660 --> 01:06:03,820
I don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway.
1768
01:06:03,820 --> 01:06:07,100
As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1769
01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:10,860
Surely you can't be serious. I am serious. And don't call me sure.
1770
01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:14,700
Biggest flag linking.
1771
01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:24,700
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