This week, we're remembering Jesse Jackson, and chatting about his legacy. We also remember the great Robert Duvall and also James Van Der Beek, and chime in on his go fund me controversy. Parker heads to the Lunar Festival in Athens and almost meets Michael Stipe, i guess. Then it's a weird encounter, and was Jesus a mushroom? You'll have to listen to find out. Power bills are soaring, and a Vape Shop looms on the horizon. Only on the BLC Podcast.
This week, we're remembering Jesse Jackson, and chatting about his legacy. We also remember the great Robert Duvall and also James Van Der Beek, and chime in on his go fund me controversy. Parker heads to the Lunar Festival in Athens and almost meets Michael Stipe, i guess. Then it's a weird encounter, and was Jesus a mushroom? You'll have to listen to find out. Power bills are soaring, and a Vape Shop looms on the horizon. Only on the BLC Podcast.
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swap the mail and start it in the morning.
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I'm gonna get fucked!
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With your most harder.
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome, water all!
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I don't know what that noise was, but it was a very...
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The 206th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Browley broadcasts into you live-ish from the easy-fitting news.
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Live-ish to some people.
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I mean, again, it's live.
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It's live as Kid Rock. It's recorded live.
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As every, literally, every single thing ever has been.
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Yeah, it's part of the studio.
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Well, Alan has one, but we don't know.
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Yeah, there is.
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There is three studio audiences.
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Audience assist.
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So we can afford three studios, but not three studio.
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No.
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And all you guys got black.
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You guys behind you, and I don't have that.
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No, you got blue.
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That's true.
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Now.
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You can't make it...
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You can't make it Ellie, you like black. It just turns off.
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You could put a black light.
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Right, and then you'd see all the stains.
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You know, it's my whole face just pop with you.
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Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen, for Broadcasting Live
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from the AC studios.
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Oh, I know.
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You're like scary movie.
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You remember scary movie?
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No.
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David Cross, and you see it?
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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We'll have an invisible.
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And you can always catch us on things and Mondays.
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And then also Fred.
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And AmericanSafePockets.com.
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Me is I am, and that is me.
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So next is Alan O.T.B.
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DOS BOOT!
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[Applause]
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That's right.
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It's the bubble.
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The bubble hits you every time.
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Yeah.
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What was that?
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The bubble.
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It was chunks in his mouth.
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That was like, you do this, like, I know what it looks like.
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Who did she?
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Thank you very much.
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[Laughter]
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The boot of jizz.
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Yeah.
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It really does.
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Now we know what he didn't want to blacklight.
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Exactly.
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[Laughter]
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Exactly.
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So welcome to the show.
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Did Alan already do his thing?
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I was so, because there was something.
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Yeah, I got DOS BOOT.
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The legend is.
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But the problem is,
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I got to boot that breaking.
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Is not what I thought of.
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Let me try.
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Yeah.
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If there are chunks of shit in here, we're going to stop the show.
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Yeah, because you got like,
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[Laughter]
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Stop right there.
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[Laughter]
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I'm going to break the pipe.
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[Laughter]
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I got, you know what?
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I decided, you know what I'm going to do?
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I'm going to sports on a little...
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[Laughter]
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Come use it.
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No.
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[Laughter]
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You know what I'm going to use, uh, beverage.
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[Laughter]
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Oh!
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Are you going to pick the whole thing?
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It's only 10 million amps.
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I bought one that was 100 and...
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No, I would never do that.
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Why would you do that?
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I bought one at the end, because you can drink it in like, sections.
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You can't get the whole thing.
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I hope that I open something, didn't I'm drinking it.
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Like, I'm not drinking it from that.
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I'm not drinking it from that.
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I bought it from the same place, and I bought that other thing.
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Mm-hmm.
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That happened to me and what's happened.
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No, not that one.
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[Laughter]
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And they're like, "Oh, the strongest one for you again."
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[Laughter]
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It worked out great last time.
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No, that was so skeptical about it.
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It's just like, but their bond went get went free.
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And I was like, "Well, okay."
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That pays gross.
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And then, like I said, it's 120 milligrams.
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And like, it has lines on it.
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So I think each line is a milligram.
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It's a 10...
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It's a 10...
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It's a 10...
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It's a 120...
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It's a 120-line.
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How do you see?
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How can you know?
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Are you pouring into something else?
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You know what I mean?
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That doesn't show you the lines.
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Is it clear?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's weird.
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All right, it's got lines on it.
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On the...
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On the can.
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On the bottle, yes, it's a bottle.
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It's a bottle, okay.
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See, my was out of a can.
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That's why I put it into a dosage.
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[Laughter]
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That's bloated.
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And then, pretend that it's not disgusting.
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It's not cum.
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I'm failing at pretending that.
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[Laughter]
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Like you milk the bowl.
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[Laughter]
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You know what?
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It's probably comfortable if I'm being burrowly also.
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[Laughter]
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I help.
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Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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Sorry about talking about...
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[Laughter]
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...the bowl bloated.
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I'm drinking some such.
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[Laughter]
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Well, we are so glad you're here.
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Unfortunately, Fred, fortunately, it's still Black History Month.
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Unfortunately, we lost the native stuff.
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Of course, the worst thing that could have happened on Black History Month, but on Black History Month.
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I mean, I know everybody's been on the worse thing, but he's bad thing.
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I'm bad thing, yeah, right?
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I mean, the worst thing.
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I'm thinking of like...
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They would come back and get like, "Oh, no!"
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2027, here we go!
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[Laughter]
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Well, get me!
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Get me a bowl.
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Hold on, Canada.
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That's right, hey.
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I'm sorry.
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What am I talking about that later in the show?
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Okay.
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Well, so, unfortunately, for those who don't know, we do broadcast from Greenville, South Carolina.
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We've been there about, it's right in that area.
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And, you know, not...
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I mean, a friend of the show, if he would have ever come on, which probably would have never come on.
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Jesse Jackson, a civil rights leader who...
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More area.
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We literally can drive by his house like two minutes away from me.
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Right.
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Unfortunately, passed away.
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Did they say why or did they just say...
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Hey, he's old age, man.
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He was...
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He's 89, I believe.
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No, he wasn't that old.
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He was like 84, I think.
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84, yeah.
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He went 10 years older than Trump.
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I know that, because I was like, "I thought that was gonna work."
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I put on Carl Sschee, I was like, "Whitch, who's gonna go first?"
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So, yeah, he was a Baptist minister.
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Like you said, civil rights activist, ProJae of Dr. Martin Luther King.
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You know, he was on the balcony.
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When King got killed.
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Yep, I heard that.
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He was on the balcony, man.
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I've been there.
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I've been to a rainbow tell a couple times, man.
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It's really...
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It's really moving, man.
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Like, sure that it is.
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I mean, that's a very...
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Yeah, that's a good spot.
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Yeah.
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Like, you can't go out on the balcony, but like, you can see...
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There were three rooms and they cut out the middle room
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and then put up like glass partitions so you can see into the rooms
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and they have it set up to like, you know, highly...
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Okay, you can kind of like see it, but not experience it.
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Yeah, you can't go in there, Tess, they got like...
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We're quickly speaking.
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Yeah, they got like a cigarette and an airstri...
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And like a half-eat steak on a plate in the room, you know what I'm saying?
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I want a job that would be.
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Yeah.
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It needs you every three weeks.
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We need you to be happy to steak it.
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It's a fake steak.
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Oh, I thought it was a real steak.
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It's got a bit of dog steak.
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And like, smoke half a cigarette.
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You'd have to steak and just leave it when we'd get out of here.
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No forever burning cigarette.
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The cigarette's been burning since then.
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I mean, that would be cool.
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Yeah, I would be.
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But...
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I don't admit that would be cool.
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Yeah, he ran for president twice.
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That's right.
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84 and 88.
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And he was making a...
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Him being a local native.
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He and I share a birthday.
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So...
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That's all right.
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October the 8th.
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So yeah, so on October 8th, don't get me anything.
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Get it.
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For Jesse Jackson, but then also send me something, please.
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There you go.
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Listeners.
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Listener.
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Yeah, he died in a...
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He just said...
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Don't send me any more of this jizz drink that I'm drinking, please.
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(laughs)
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Now, can you hear the...
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Can you hear the button?
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The...
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Yeah, yeah, hear the bubble.
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Yeah, I hear the bubble.
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It's ASMR night, guys.
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Sorry.
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I'm gonna drink this without fucking shooting into my...
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Now, my throat just like...
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It looks like it should do.
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That's what she said.
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So...
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Anyway.
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So...
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Yeah, but...
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Sorry to de-rail this one.
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Yeah, but I'll...
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You had your...
273
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You had the chance to talk about the jizz in the beginning.
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I didn't know.
275
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You want to break it up?
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You want the jizz on Jesse Jackson?
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You never know.
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No, I'm saying that.
279
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You want the jizz all over a dead man?
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No, but that being said...
281
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But that being said, I did mention to my...
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Very Republican mother that there was...
283
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I knew a great way to solve the national debt crisis.
284
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Yeah.
285
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Yeah, and that's...
286
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And not to...
287
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You know, don't...
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Pull me out a list.
289
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I'm probably already on it.
290
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And I said, that is whenever...
291
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El Presidente passes away,
292
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he charged everybody $5 to piss on his grave.
293
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Within two hours, we will have solved the national debt crisis.
294
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(laughs)
295
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And she was like, "That's not very funny."
296
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I'm like, "It's pretty funny."
297
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So yeah, I do this for a living, bitch.
298
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Well, actually, no, I mean, what you're saying is true.
299
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We can do it for all of them.
300
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You know, so when Clinton dies, the Republicans can go there.
301
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There you go.
302
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Sure, no.
303
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I'm in favor of all of them.
304
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All of them, you know?
305
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All of them, you know?
306
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Five bucks?
307
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Yeah, you know, you could actually do all of them.
308
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Then, no, my kids, five bucks.
309
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Just a little more.
310
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And be like, "Yeah, you can pee on it for five bucks, for ten bucks,
311
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you can take a shit."
312
00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,080
There you go.
313
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And for twenty-five, you can shoot on his headstone.
314
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Yeah.
315
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Anyway, so, dude, I'm telling you, we'll be rich in no time.
316
00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:02,080
So, anyway, Fred, obviously off topic.
317
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Very off topic.
318
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,080
I apologize.
319
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This is not in the name of Sean and Beatzen Sear, honor and honor and a...
320
00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,080
We're gonna write it back in.
321
00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,080
American hero.
322
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,080
I would agree with you.
323
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No, in black history, man.
324
00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,080
I agree with you, Ana.
325
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And just like the white man, you're gonna shoot over.
326
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,080
Hey, get over it.
327
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,080
We have pressed the fuck out of them.
328
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Sit all on it.
329
00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:28,080
Well, Fred, what we're doing here is we're trying to steal your culture.
330
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Well, you've done that already.
331
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:33,080
So, that's right, my in-work notes.
332
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Jackson began his activism in 1960 and founded the organization that later merged
333
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,080
on the Rainbow Push Coralistin.
334
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Right.
335
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,080
Rainbow...
336
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,080
It started out as a push, right?
337
00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,080
Yeah.
338
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:52,080
And then it moved into Rainbow to where everybody thought Rainbow because of the LGBTQ...
339
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,080
Sure, but it wasn't though.
340
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,080
But it wasn't though.
341
00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:03,080
The rainbow is black, white, yellow, you know, brown, just red, like all the colors of all the people.
342
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,080
Yeah, that's what...
343
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,080
Yeah, that's an actual rainbow, but okay.
344
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:12,080
I mean, you know, 1990, he was elected to the District of Columbia.
345
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,080
Shadow Senator, that sounds like...
346
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,080
That sounds like...
347
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,080
That sounds really creepy.
348
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,080
That sounds like...
349
00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,080
Shadow Senator.
350
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,080
That sounds...
351
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,080
Yeah, that sounds...
352
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,080
That sounds like...
353
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,080
That sounds like...
354
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,080
That sounds really creepy.
355
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,080
That sounds like...
356
00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,080
That sounds really creepy.
357
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,080
That sounds like...
358
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,080
That sounds...
359
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,080
That sounds...
360
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,080
That sounds...
361
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,080
That sounds...
362
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,080
That sounds really creepy.
363
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,080
That sounds...
364
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,080
That sounds...
365
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,080
That sounds...
366
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,080
That sounds...
367
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,080
That sounds...
368
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,080
That sounds...
369
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,080
Yeah, that sounds...
370
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,080
That sounds really creepy.
371
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,080
That sounds...
372
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,080
That sounds...
373
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:49,080
And in his running, he was able to get a significant number of African Americans...
374
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,080
To run some...
375
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,080
And other minorities to register to vote in there, and then to vote.
376
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,080
Like that?
377
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,080
I mean, that's pretty big.
378
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,080
Like, you know, people don't think of that as like me and a big deal, but...
379
00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,080
He was the first black man to run...
380
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,080
Right.
381
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,080
To put his hat in the ring, you know, man, you know?
382
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,080
Well, and his...
383
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,080
And his...
384
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,080
Yeah, and opened up a lot of avenues like for local governments.
385
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,080
Right, yeah.
386
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,080
Yeah.
387
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,080
And I mean, without Jesse, there would have been no Obama.
388
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,080
Sure.
389
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,080
You know?
390
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,080
So...
391
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,080
It's just...
392
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,080
No, he was good, dude, man.
393
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,080
Like...
394
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,080
And his main...
395
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,080
One of his big...
396
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,080
One of his, you know, talking...
397
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:32,080
Or catch phrases, I always say, you know, keep hope alive.
398
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,080
Keep hope alive!
399
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,080
And with his passing, it just...
400
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:42,080
It's just really kind of thing like, you know, just...
401
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,080
I just don't...
402
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,080
I don't want to give up hope.
403
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,080
It's just...
404
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,080
He was an unfortunate...
405
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,080
Yes, yes, like...
406
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,080
Yeah, he was...
407
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,080
Well, he was...
408
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,080
Yeah, he was...
409
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,080
Yeah, yeah.
410
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,080
He was...
411
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,080
He was like, "Well, his passing is just...
412
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,080
I mean, letting us know that we're old."
413
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,080
Yeah, yeah.
414
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,080
I mean, you know, personally...
415
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,080
He was old.
416
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:02,080
He was old, but, you know, we grew up with Jesse Jackson.
417
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,080
Well, Jesse Jackson.
418
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,080
Yeah.
419
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,080
But...
420
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,080
Yeah.
421
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,080
He was like, "You as a kid growing up, the Jesse Jackson was a good guy,
422
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,080
because all the people I didn't like hated that dude."
423
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,080
Yeah.
424
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,080
And they were like, "That guy is so upset."
425
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,080
And I'm like, "Oh, he must be really good."
426
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,080
Well, he must be really working hard for people.
427
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,080
Yeah.
428
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,080
He got to a little trouble, you know...
429
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,080
He had an interview with...
430
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,080
I think it was the New York Times and...
431
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:33,080
He got a little trouble because he referred to the Jews as "heimies."
432
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,080
Well, it was a different time.
433
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,080
I know.
434
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,080
And like, but it always...
435
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,080
Like, I thought I was funny because...
436
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:47,080
I mean, Murphy did the same last year when he did the "Himie Town."
437
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,080
He was like, "Don't let me down.
438
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,080
"Himie Town."
439
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:58,080
Now, it's being real in the serious conversation.
440
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,080
I know.
441
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,080
You are.
442
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,080
You're right.
443
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,080
It's technically correct.
444
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,080
Well, I didn't...
445
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:11,080
Now, if I'm not mistaken, "Didn't Donald Trump actually endorse him when he ran for president?"
446
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,080
One of the times...
447
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,080
I think it's 8888.
448
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,080
Yeah, 8888.
449
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,080
I was interested in 88.
450
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,080
Yeah, crazy.
451
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,080
Like, 88...
452
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,080
I was...
453
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,080
12, so, like, yeah, I remember that.
454
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,080
I remember that, man.
455
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,080
Yes, or old?
456
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,080
I mean, he was...
457
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,080
He was...
458
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,080
He was friends with Donald Trump being "Dorst Donald Trump" in 2016.
459
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,080
Did he?
460
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:30,080
Yeah.
461
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,080
I never mind.
462
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,080
Say it one more time.
463
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,080
Yeah.
464
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,080
No, no, no.
465
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,080
I mean, it has...
466
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,080
It has...
467
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,080
You know, it's...
468
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,080
Because he was...
469
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,080
Yep, wrong the next day.
470
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,080
You know, it was his friend, so it's like...
471
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,080
Yeah.
472
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,080
Well, you know, I mean...
473
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,080
You know, whatever.
474
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,080
You know, you got to shake away.
475
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,080
I'm sure he didn't...
476
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,080
I feel confident.
477
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,080
At this point, he was probably like...
478
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,080
Kind of biff that one.
479
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,080
Probably not.
480
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,080
Probably not because...
481
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,080
I mean, Jesse Jackson was an old-school Democrat.
482
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,080
You know, he was...
483
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:04,080
You know, the old-school Democrats now think like Republicans, so...
484
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,080
Yeah, but...
485
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,080
That's another...
486
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,080
That's another...
487
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,080
Republicans think like something else now, and I'm not gonna say it.
488
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,080
'Cause I don't want to piss off those few people that are still with us.
489
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,080
So...
490
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,080
Anywho, well, you know what, Fred?
491
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,080
Yeah.
492
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,080
That's unfortunate, obviously, when anybody...
493
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,080
It is.
494
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,080
But Jesse Jackson had a connection here to Greenville.
495
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,080
Yeah, he did.
496
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,080
And, of course, to the whole South, really.
497
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,080
He was a good dude.
498
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,080
From tomorrow.
499
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,080
He helped a lot of people.
500
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:37,080
He made people aware of situations they weren't previously aware of.
501
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:42,080
And he had to reach and wherewithal to do that in spite of...
502
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:46,080
Obviously, really hard conditions in the world.
503
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,080
Right, me.
504
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,080
You know what?
505
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,080
I'm surprised is Latoya and Janet and Tito...
506
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,080
None of them have said anything.
507
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,080
You know, and it just...
508
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,080
See, it wasn't me, Fred.
509
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,080
You thought it was gonna be me?
510
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,080
If you did bet this one on Carl Sschi, you just said, "I would say the point."
511
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,080
What did I say?
512
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,080
I was...
513
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,080
I was...
514
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,080
Races is inappropriate.
515
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,080
Yeah, you're right.
516
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,080
Maybe.
517
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,080
Off color.
518
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,080
It's okay.
519
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,080
It's all right.
520
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,080
That's what we do here in Black Lake, Lake, by...
521
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,080
I don't got to keep it funny.
522
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,080
Just pick on everybody.
523
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,080
So that is...
524
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,080
That was bad, but...
525
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,080
That was bad, but...
526
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,080
Amy was okay.
527
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,080
I mean...
528
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,080
That's a quote.
529
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,080
A quote.
530
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,080
Yeah, he said that.
531
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:32,080
Like, if I read off Alan, if you decided or if I decided which I will not, but if you decided to read off Rapplerics...
532
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,080
No, I was...
533
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,080
...as the inward...
534
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,080
That's okay.
535
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,080
No.
536
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080
Because you're quoting...
537
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,080
No, no, no, no.
538
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,080
No, okay.
539
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,080
I'm quoting Freddie.
540
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,080
What?
541
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,080
I don't even know what...
542
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,080
I don't even know what a Jaime is.
543
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,080
What's a Jaime?
544
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,080
I believe that's just a name.
545
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,080
A Jaime?
546
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,080
I know.
547
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,080
Jaime is a Jamie in Spanish.
548
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,080
Yeah, Jaime.
549
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,080
That is true.
550
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,080
Oh, Jaime.
551
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,080
Bring me the blurs.
552
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,080
Jaime.
553
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,080
Okay, Jaime.
554
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,080
Jaime.
555
00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,080
Likely refers to "hymish" or "hymish."
556
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:04,080
A Yiddish derived adjective meaning "warm, cozy, and unpretentious."
557
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,080
Who's that?
558
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,080
I don't know how that's a...
559
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,080
...slaying, but okay.
560
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,080
I don't know why.
561
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,080
It says it is...
562
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,080
It is "terogatory" as a word.
563
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,080
"I don't know why."
564
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,080
It says it is "terogatory."
565
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,080
It says "terogatory."
566
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:21,080
It says it is "terogatory" as of 1956.
567
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,080
Really?
568
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,080
Yep.
569
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,080
It says if you were in private conversation...
570
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,080
Oh, here you go.
571
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,080
1984, Washington Post.
572
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:33,080
In private conversations with reporters, Jackson referred to Jews as "hymies"
573
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,080
and to New York as "hymie town."
574
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,080
"Hymie town."
575
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,080
Yeah.
576
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,080
What...
577
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,080
I mean, in one line...
578
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:44,080
I mean, New York had a bunch of Jews or has a bunch of Jews.
579
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,080
Yeah, you know, it's still...
580
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,080
You know, but then...
581
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,080
Again, different time, man.
582
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,080
We're talking about the 80s.
583
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,080
They still have...
584
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,080
They had a bunch of Jews.
585
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,080
They still have them.
586
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,080
They still have them.
587
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,080
But they also did.
588
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,080
They also did.
589
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,080
Well...
590
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,080
...different.
591
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,080
Well, I'm gonna go ahead and say...
592
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,080
...that I'm adding...
593
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,080
...Mr. Jackson to the Black Lightning Flex Paul.
594
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,080
Paul Faye.
595
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,080
Paul Faye.
596
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,080
Just as a whole thing.
597
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,080
Let's talk about this.
598
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,080
I don't know what I'm doing.
599
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,080
I don't know what I'm doing.
600
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,080
Okay.
601
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,080
I don't know what I'm doing.
602
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,080
Oh, no!
603
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,080
Oh, wrong one.
604
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,080
It's supposed to be this one.
605
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,080
Okay.
606
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,080
I like the other one better.
607
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,080
The Black Lightning Flex.
608
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,080
The Black Lightning Flex.
609
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,080
You have to play.
610
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,080
You have to play.
611
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,080
Shows and...
612
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,080
...it was done.
613
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,080
So, I'm adding another one to...
614
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,080
...forget.
615
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,080
But we're gonna remember these, I mean.
616
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,080
There you go.
617
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,080
So, I really should pick a list.
618
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,080
Yeah, we're...
619
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,080
We're gonna remember these.
620
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,080
He said that's what he said the last time.
621
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,080
And we did.
622
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,080
I don't remember none of the bill.
623
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,080
I don't remember it.
624
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,080
I don't remember it.
625
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,080
Okay.
626
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,080
Eric?
627
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,080
Yeah.
628
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,080
Rick Flair.
629
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,080
This is me.
630
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,080
Yeah.
631
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,080
Dick Teddy.
632
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,080
Yeah.
633
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,080
P.V. Herman.
634
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,080
Do we have P.V. Herman?
635
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,080
Did he make the cut?
636
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,080
I thought we...
637
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,080
Oh, probably.
638
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,080
I don't even know if we even nominated P.V. Herman.
639
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,080
I feel like he might have come one vote short.
640
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,080
Yeah.
641
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,080
But maybe he didn't...
642
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,080
I don't know.
643
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,080
I don't really remember it.
644
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,080
Seth Rogen?
645
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,080
No.
646
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,080
Seth Rogen?
647
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,080
He's certainly not Seth Rogen.
648
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,080
He's not dead.
649
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,080
So he can't go...
650
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,080
Oh, I guess you don't have to be...
651
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,080
He's alive.
652
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,080
It's in there.
653
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,080
He's alive.
654
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,080
Richard Simmons?
655
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,080
We did not...
656
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,080
Yep.
657
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,080
No, maybe.
658
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,080
I don't know.
659
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,080
We've gone too many shows.
660
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,080
I was just naming dead people now.
661
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,080
I'm rich.
662
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,080
Yeah.
663
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,080
Yeah.
664
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,080
Anyway, speaking of dead people.
665
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,080
He's alive.
666
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,080
He's alive.
667
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,080
Richard Simmons?
668
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,080
We did not...
669
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,080
Anyway, speaking of dead people, Alan.
670
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,080
Oh.
671
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,080
As they always say, unfortunately things come in threes.
672
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,080
Come in threes.
673
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:55,080
And because of that, we lost two other ones that we're going to just kind of...
674
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,080
gloss over.
675
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,080
But we do want to mention...
676
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,080
No, no, no.
677
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,080
I mean, come on.
678
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,080
Robert DeWall.
679
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,080
Obviously, great actor.
680
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,080
Great actor, man.
681
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,080
I mean, all over the place.
682
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,080
Good dude.
683
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,080
Right?
684
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,080
Say, "Well, bye all again."
685
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,080
I mean, I'm glad you're alive.
686
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,080
Yeah.
687
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,080
He carried that whole fucking movie, man.
688
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,080
Yeah.
689
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,080
Right.
690
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080
So, good guy.
691
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,080
Bye-bye, RIP.
692
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,080
And then...
693
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,080
And we're not going to...
694
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,080
I don't think we need to...
695
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,080
He's not going to the whole thing.
696
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,080
He can't...
697
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,080
We've never done multiple Hall of Famers in the same episode.
698
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,080
Yeah.
699
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,080
So, it's unfortunate for him.
700
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,080
Well, I mean...
701
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,080
You know?
702
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,080
The time he...
703
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,080
It just didn't time out.
704
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,080
First time for him?
705
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,080
We had Pete Rose, the bilingual, reluctant Hall of Fame, because we should have.
706
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,080
Maybe.
707
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,080
I feel like since he can't get into the MLB Hall of Fame, we should let him...
708
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,080
I think we did.
709
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,080
I think we did because he...
710
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,080
I think that was the reasoning, right?
711
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,080
Yeah.
712
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,080
I think we did because he couldn't...
713
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,080
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
714
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,080
Well...
715
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,080
Well, he passed and he was also very old.
716
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,080
Yeah.
717
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,080
So, sucks for him, RIP.
718
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,080
We're sorry, Mr. DeVol.
719
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,080
You're not able to make it this year.
720
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,080
Maybe if you die next week, we'll see.
721
00:20:54,080 --> 00:21:02,080
So, also Fred, and less importantly to me, but more importantly, to people of a certain age,
722
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,080
potentially near our age, as mostly ladies.
723
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,080
Right.
724
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,080
Dawson's Creek's very own...
725
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:12,080
James Van Der Beek also passed away from Colin Cancer.
726
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,080
Yeah.
727
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,080
Yeah.
728
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,080
He said he thought he was...
729
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,080
...because he was drinking too much coffee.
730
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,080
Really?
731
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,080
And then they were like, "No, Colin Cancer."
732
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,080
He's like, "Well, shit."
733
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,080
"Oh, shit of drinking more coffee."
734
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,080
That's exactly what he said.
735
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,080
So, all right, Peter, to all three.
736
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,080
Unfortunately...
737
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,080
Yeah.
738
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,080
So, today...
739
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,080
But you only have to do...
740
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:36,080
Oh, no, today, Bill Barr.
741
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,080
You know the...
742
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,080
You know the "Adri--" the zip code, the Beverly Hills, right?
743
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,080
90210, bitch.
744
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,080
That's right.
745
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,080
You know what happens to...
746
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,080
Well, do you know the area code to Dawson's Creek?
747
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,080
No, no, no.
748
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,080
No, I don't want to wait for a long...
749
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,080
Oh, my God.
750
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,080
No, me instead.
751
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,080
Take me instead.
752
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,080
Oh, I never know what.
753
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,080
Yeah.
754
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,080
I was like, "Oh, look at what..."
755
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,080
Yeah, okay.
756
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,080
I'm the one that's like, because Fred, I honestly think...
757
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:08,080
So, here's what I think, Fred.
758
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,080
Obviously, great joke on your end.
759
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,080
Okay.
760
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,080
Should've saved that for a joke, but...
761
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,080
However...
762
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,080
But I didn't.
763
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,080
You didn't.
764
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,080
And then I appreciate that.
765
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,080
You needed it.
766
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,080
It was timely.
767
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,080
It was...
768
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:25,080
However, Fred, some things aren't as timely as your hilarious joke that you make.
769
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,080
Things like James Vanderbick's family...
770
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:34,080
Setting up a go fund me after he just purchased a $4.8 million ranch in Texas...
771
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,080
...weeks before he passed away.
772
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,080
Oh, what?
773
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,080
So, yeah, unfortunately...
774
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,080
So, he bought a ranch?
775
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,080
That's what they said.
776
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,080
So, I guess that they were...
777
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:53,080
Maybe they had just purchased it or they had been renting it, I think.
778
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,080
Let me get...
779
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,080
Let me go with more information real quick.
780
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,080
Okay, so...
781
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,080
How could the family of just comes from our friends from San Francisco Chronicle?
782
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,080
How could...
783
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,080
On the family of JD...
784
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,080
JVDB...
785
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,080
-JV. -JV.
786
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,080
-Durbeek.
787
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,080
Yeah.
788
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,080
One time, Teen TV phenomenon...
789
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,080
Be asking the family for money.
790
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,080
Well, over the weekend, a close friend...
791
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,080
...and answer was something sharper than sympathy.
792
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:25,080
After a social media user cited the headline about the Vanderbick buying a $4.8 million Texas ranch...
793
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,080
...or, shortly before his death...
794
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,080
...and they questioned the family's go-fund me...
795
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,080
...which, as of right now, is at...
796
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,080
...and amount.
797
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,080
That doesn't make sense.
798
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:42,080
What company would have given them a loan?
799
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,080
There's no collateral.
800
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:48,080
Or, literally, there's no collateral.
801
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,080
So, okay, so this guy...
802
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,080
...and here we go, we're getting back into it here.
803
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,080
So, according to his friend...
804
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,080
...McCod Brooks...
805
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,080
Right, that is...
806
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,080
...these headlines are fake AF...
807
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,080
-Proof-row. -Proof-row.
808
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:07,080
...identifying himself as one of the closest friends of JDVB...
809
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,080
...JVDB.
810
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:13,080
He said, "You, I have no idea WTF you're talking about.
811
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,080
You have no idea the pain went through."
812
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,080
It's okay to STF you...
813
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,080
...when you don't know what the F you're talking about.
814
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,080
Oh, he's from Mortal Kombat.
815
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,080
He said, "It's okay not to...
816
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,080
...I don't care."
817
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,080
So, anyway...
818
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,080
...he's now up to 2.7.
819
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:36,080
-2.7 million? -Million, yeah, according to whatever.
820
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,080
He said, "The fundraiser says the cost of James Medical Care...
821
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,080
...being extended fighting against cancer...
822
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,080
...I've left the family out of funds, adding that their nations will help cover...
823
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,080
...essential living expenses...
824
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,080
...bills and the children's education."
825
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,080
...right, because...
826
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,080
...so apparently the criticism...
827
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,080
...they have to get childs.
828
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,080
...right, no, that's ridiculous.
829
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,080
The criticism intensified after JDVB, whatever.
830
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,080
And as why he purchased a 36-acre property right outside of Austin, Texas...
831
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,080
...a ranch they had been renting since 2020...
832
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:12,080
...for $0.4.76 million on January 9th, according to Realtor.com.
833
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,080
It's pretty good, though, for your rate.
834
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:19,080
So, a representative from...
835
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:23,080
...James Vanderbue's said the purchase does not tell the full story.
836
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,080
-I don't want to leave!
837
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,080
-I don't want to leave!
838
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,080
-What's going on, guys?
839
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,080
-Oh, my gosh.
840
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,080
-There he is. Hello.
841
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,080
-I don't know.
842
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,080
-Jussie Jackson Jr.
843
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,080
-I don't like where this is added.
844
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,080
-Not a good start to this.
845
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,080
-I don't know.
846
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,080
-So...
847
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,080
-B, how are you today?
848
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,080
-I'm doing good, huh?
849
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,080
-Bizzy week?
850
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,080
-Bizzy, bizzy, bizzy, bizzy, bizzy, bizzy, bizzy, bizzy.
851
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,080
If you get the drift, you know, man.
852
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,080
-Woo! We've been working hard.
853
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,080
-We got to talk about people well.
854
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:06,080
-Just because we've got three new guys, new friends.
855
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,080
-I got the whole thing.
856
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,080
-A second.
857
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,080
-No, no.
858
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,080
-They're not down there with you.
859
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,080
-I mean, two or three might be, but...
860
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,080
-What? What are you guys talking about?
861
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,080
-I mean, you...
862
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,080
I don't know. You know better than us.
863
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,080
I feel like...
864
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,080
-One of them at least did not make it your way.
865
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,080
-No, no, no, no.
866
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,080
-What are you talking about?
867
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,080
We had a...
868
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,080
What was his name, all?
869
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,080
Larry...
870
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,080
Larry Kimner is a working...
871
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,080
He got killed in prison.
872
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,080
He got saved.
873
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,080
He was a total of those two.
874
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,080
-Oh, okay. Let's get in there.
875
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,080
-Yeah, yeah.
876
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,080
-Oh, uh...
877
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,080
-Oh, what was his name?
878
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,080
-JVV.
879
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,080
-Let me read this again, uh, Jesse...
880
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,080
Jesse...
881
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,080
Jesse Mertado...
882
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,080
-He's in the car on your...
883
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,080
-You know, he needs a big rubber.
884
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,080
-Okay.
885
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,080
-Well, two good ones so far.
886
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,080
-You have to be able to...
887
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,080
-You know, I'm James Stenabick.
888
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,080
You know what, nothing's gonna happen.
889
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,080
-Oh, and you're just...
890
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,080
-And you're not having a good start.
891
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,080
-Right.
892
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,080
-You know...
893
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,080
-I mean, when you're a teen star in Hollywood, Fred,
894
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,080
-you gotta do what you gotta do.
895
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,080
-You know what I mean?
896
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,080
-You wanna be the biggest...
897
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,080
-He used to kick up a meme.
898
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,080
-You know, he's got the meme that will last forever.
899
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,080
-Yeah.
900
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,080
-Right, this ad does mean...
901
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,080
-Take it out, come on.
902
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,080
-It does the last one.
903
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,080
-Yeah, like this clean them.
904
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,080
-I don't think this is the last one.
905
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,080
-Isn't this the last one?
906
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,080
-No.
907
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,080
-Oh.
908
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,080
-Yes, I guess it is, actually.
909
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,080
-It's the next episode.
910
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,080
-It's February.
911
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,080
-Right.
912
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,080
-That sounds like you're doing...
913
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,080
-Little people love it.
914
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,080
-I like it because I get paid twice monthly,
915
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,080
so this means I get paid a little bit earlier.
916
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,080
-That's right.
917
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,080
-All right, well, say what else you got going on this week?
918
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,080
Anything new?
919
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:18,080
-That's some frontline news.
920
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,080
-I mean, headwind news.
921
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,080
-Oh, yeah.
922
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,080
-I got a joke.
923
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,080
-I came up with a good idea of doing a standup joke.
924
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,080
-We did do that twice.
925
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,080
-I figured I'd just come up with the...
926
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,080
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
927
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,080
-I got it on the hood.
928
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,080
-I'll just see a whole little hood.
929
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,080
-Set it up.
930
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,080
-What do you call it?
931
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,080
-I don't know, I don't know.
932
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,080
-I'm not a pretty man.
933
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,080
-Thank you, Todd.
934
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,080
-We got a long, long day.
935
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,080
-I feel like this is...
936
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,080
-Oh, he's got papers.
937
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,080
-Papers of hell.
938
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,080
-Covid out of hot.
939
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,080
-Everything he does when he's there.
940
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,080
-Alright, let's hear your hilarious joke.
941
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:10,080
-What do you call a guy falling off a building?
942
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,080
-I don't know.
943
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,080
-Morris!
944
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,080
-Great job.
945
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,080
-Yeah!
946
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,080
-Alright, please, no.
947
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,080
-Thanks for your input.
948
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:28,080
-Hey, you got a studio audience, too.
949
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:36,080
-I think I heard James Rander making the end there.
950
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,080
-Alright, well, gets behind us.
951
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,080
-Get behind me.
952
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,080
-Alright, bye.
953
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,080
-We're already going along.
954
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,080
We haven't even gotten any of the things we're going to talk about.
955
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,080
So, except for the first thing.
956
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,080
There you go, Fred.
957
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,080
That wraps up our backstory month coverage for this.
958
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,080
-There you go.
959
00:29:56,080 --> 00:30:00,080
-And unfortunately, it went out on a bad note.
960
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,080
-It did.
961
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,080
-At least, hey, you know what?
962
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,080
-We sell over come someday.
963
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,080
-Right, and I will say one thing.
964
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:12,080
And I am going to give credit where credit's due.
965
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:18,080
Our illustrious senator, Governor,
966
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:24,080
did, in fact, decide to lower the flags to half mass
967
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,080
in honor of...
968
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:30,080
-Hey, well, I didn't know how it was going to go because...
969
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,080
-Fall coin ain't all that bad.
970
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,080
-You know, I'm not going to say what he probably said.
971
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,080
You know, it's good.
972
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,080
It's something.
973
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,080
So, Fred, you know, another year has passed.
974
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:48,080
And although we celebrate our new years on January 1st,
975
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,080
which is the first day of the year,
976
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:54,080
not all countries do that.
977
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,080
-Do do do that.
978
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,080
-Do do do do that.
979
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,080
-This is bucket of...
980
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,080
-This is beautiful, or whatever our drinking is.
981
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,080
-So, yeah.
982
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,080
-No, Fred, not all countries.
983
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,080
-I'm freaking out.
984
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:14,080
-Not all countries celebrate the new year
985
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,080
in the way that we celebrate the new year.
986
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,080
-Right.
987
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,080
-So, which is better.
988
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:26,080
-But, I will tell you that a lady friend of myself did attend
989
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:34,080
a Lunar New Year festival in the great state of Georgia
990
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,080
this past weekend.
991
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,080
And I'd love to share with you
992
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:42,080
just some of the things that happened if you've got a minute.
993
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,080
Well, first off, Fred Lunar New Year is here.
994
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,080
And this year is probably, sincerely,
995
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,080
the most badass year you could have.
996
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,080
-Right.
997
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,080
-It's the year, do you guys know what the year is?
998
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,080
-It's the year of the horse.
999
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,080
-The horse.
1000
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,080
-Not only the horse, Fred.
1001
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,080
-It's the dragon horse.
1002
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,080
-It's the year of the fire horse.
1003
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,080
It only happens once every 60-something years.
1004
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,080
-Fire horse!
1005
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,080
-This is the year of the fire horse, which the head asked.
1006
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,080
-It sounds like something Kid Rock would be it.
1007
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:14,080
-I've got a horse!
1008
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,080
-I've got an out of my thigh horse.
1009
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,080
-I don't know.
1010
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,080
-I just want to pit my fish.
1011
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,080
-Anyway.
1012
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,080
-So, well, Fred, so the great city,
1013
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,080
well, if you want to call it a city,
1014
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,080
the great area of Athens, Georgia.
1015
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,080
-Welcome to me with open arms.
1016
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,080
-So, yes, no, no.
1017
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,080
-But,
1018
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,080
to its first annual Lunar Festival.
1019
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,080
-So, yes.
1020
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,080
That was on Saturday.
1021
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,080
-I rolled out.
1022
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,080
-Dance naked under the full moon?
1023
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,080
-It was not a full moon.
1024
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,080
-So, I sat the dance naked under a flashlight
1025
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,080
and pretended it was a whole.
1026
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,080
-You got to do what you got to do, Fred.
1027
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,080
You got to make do, baby.
1028
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,080
-We shall overcome.
1029
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,080
-That's right.
1030
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,080
-I don't want to wait for the lives of the universe.
1031
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,080
-But,
1032
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,080
so, Fred, we had it down
1033
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,080
and I have never been to Athens, Georgia, Edward, my life.
1034
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:16,080
But I can't say that anymore because now I happen.
1035
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,080
-And you've been there.
1036
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:22,080
-So, we went and went to a very small,
1037
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,080
crazy, small bar
1038
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,080
called the world famous.
1039
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,080
I believe is what it's called.
1040
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,080
-The world famous.
1041
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,080
-I believe that is what it's called.
1042
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,080
We make sure that's correct. Yes, the world famous is the name of the bar.
1043
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,080
So, I will give them a shout out.
1044
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,080
-Relatively cheap drinks.
1045
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,080
-Yeah. Good food.
1046
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,080
-All right.
1047
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,080
-We get there, we're hanging out.
1048
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,080
And we see, like, there's a hockey game on, which here in the south.
1049
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,080
-Oh, no.
1050
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,080
-Well, here in the south, you're like,
1051
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,080
-That's what it's supposed to be on.
1052
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,080
-Right?
1053
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,080
-And not always there are hockey game on.
1054
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,080
There are three dudes there who are cheering
1055
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,080
intently.
1056
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,080
-Oh, I know a hockey game.
1057
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,080
-I don't know what hockey game.
1058
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,080
-I don't know if you didn't know.
1059
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,080
-I know because I'm where, like, watch,
1060
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,080
I'm like, these are not NHL teams.
1061
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,080
I know enough about hockey to know
1062
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,080
the NHL stuff like that, you know, of course.
1063
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,080
Go pens.
1064
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,080
But, um, but yeah, so,
1065
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,080
we're like, hang out, you know,
1066
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,080
just talking to him and drink whatever.
1067
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,080
And I'm like, these guys are like,
1068
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,080
these guys are really in the this game.
1069
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,080
And I'm like, who is this?
1070
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,080
Who are the teams that are playing?
1071
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,080
-All right.
1072
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,080
-Wearing the jersey of one of the teams that's playing,
1073
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,080
the other one has a hat on, and they're just like,
1074
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,080
oh, line, get 'em in stocks.
1075
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,080
And I'm like, oh my god,
1076
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,080
these guys are really into it.
1077
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,080
So I was like, hey, excuse me, gentlemen.
1078
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,080
Just, I hate to bother you.
1079
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,080
But, uh, who the fuck are these people?
1080
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,080
-Yeah, I'm like, who the fuck are these teams?
1081
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,080
And he, I was like, are they lobsters?
1082
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,080
Because they look like lobsters.
1083
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,080
And he's like, no, you fool.
1084
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,080
I don't have these guys that are not, but I had had two drinks.
1085
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,080
And he's like, no, you fool.
1086
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,080
We are rooting for the Athens Rock Lobsters.
1087
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,080
-Oh.
1088
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,080
-I was like, oh, the Rock Lobsters
1089
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,080
as in the popular B-52, so...
1090
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,080
-A band that's from the city of Athens.
1091
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,080
-Oh.
1092
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,080
-And I was like, oh, yeah, of course.
1093
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,080
You know, they got the B-52, so I was like, yeah, we're terrible at hockey.
1094
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,080
And I was like, you know what?
1095
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,080
I appreciate that you guys are here doing this.
1096
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,080
And they're like, the only reason we're at this bar is because they told us we could watch the game.
1097
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,080
-That was cool.
1098
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,080
-That's great.
1099
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:38,080
-I appreciate that on a Friday night, there's a bar in a college city that's like, you know what?
1100
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,080
Put on your Widerly hockey game.
1101
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:50,080
-We hung out for a few minutes, talk to these gentlemen about the town and all that.
1102
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:56,080
And they're like, hey, do you guys, are you guys familiar with some of the bands that are from this area?
1103
00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:00,080
And I said, yes, of course, we're all familiar with REM.
1104
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,080
And the "Dribe by Truckers," which is...
1105
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,080
-What's going on right there?
1106
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,080
-The "Dribe by Truckers" are, like, you know, in town, they're from there.
1107
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,080
-Yeah.
1108
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,080
-B-52s.
1109
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,080
And a couple other bands that... -I don't know, I don't know.
1110
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,080
-Yeah, they're all... -I don't know.
1111
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,080
-R-E-M was from...
1112
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,080
-R-E-M is, yeah, they are probably the...
1113
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,080
I think a thousand, ten thousand maniacs is also maybe from there.
1114
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,080
-Roo!
1115
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,080
-Wise for a panic, maybe?
1116
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,080
-Oh, yeah, I don't know.
1117
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:28,080
But I was like, I know those, and they're like, oh, so you know, R&M?
1118
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,080
Yeah, they're like, well, you know, there's a bar next door.
1119
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:36,080
And Michael Steip from "The Singer from R&M" is there all the time.
1120
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,080
He's definitely there tonight.
1121
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,080
I saw him when I was...
1122
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,080
And I was like, oh, okay, they're like, so if you guys want to go back to the door,
1123
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,080
you can meet Michael Steip.
1124
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,080
And I'm like, nah, I'm good.
1125
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,080
-They're like, really you don't want to meet Michael Steip?
1126
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,080
And I'm like, not really...
1127
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,080
-No, it's not like it's Nigel Robinson.
1128
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,080
-Oh, that's right.
1129
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,080
-Exactly.
1130
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,080
No, but I mean, like, what am I going to...
1131
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,080
That's the thing. Okay, so I'm going to meet Michael Steip,
1132
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,080
who was a pop music musician in the 80s,
1133
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,080
and be like, hey, you're that guy from R&M?
1134
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,080
And he's going to be like, yep, and I'm like, cool.
1135
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,080
End of conversation.
1136
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,080
-You should have been like, it's the end of the world, and you know...
1137
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,080
-Oh, I just want to get one of those.
1138
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,080
-Yeah, see what are you doing?
1139
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,080
-God, what am I doing here, friend?
1140
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,080
-I failed the show.
1141
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,080
-There are a lot of bands from...
1142
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,080
-Oh, yeah.
1143
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,080
-But that's because if you go there, you realize...
1144
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,080
-That was it.
1145
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,080
-Nothing to do.
1146
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,080
-That was the college town.
1147
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,080
-Yeah, all the college bands came out of there.
1148
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,080
-That is crazy.
1149
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,080
-And all the slide baddies.
1150
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,080
-Never gonna horizon, I think, was from there, too.
1151
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,080
-We're gonna call our rides and holy shit.
1152
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,080
-I mean, they're lead singer.
1153
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:43,080
-There's a cult board is from there.
1154
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,080
-I don't know who that is.
1155
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,080
-The pancakes?
1156
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,080
-Yeah.
1157
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,080
-I don't know any of these people.
1158
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,080
Who are these people?
1159
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,080
-Earth power?
1160
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,080
-No.
1161
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,080
-That is not a real name.
1162
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:59,080
-Earth power is a low-file psychedelic band.
1163
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,080
-Syedelic band.
1164
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,080
-Yeah, yeah.
1165
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,080
-The black crow's.
1166
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,080
-Really?
1167
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,080
-Widespread panic?
1168
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,080
-Yeah, I knew that one.
1169
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,080
-Are you in "Draw My Truckers"?
1170
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,080
-Draw My Truckers are in town.
1171
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,080
-Johnny.
1172
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,080
-I heard bad money was from there as well.
1173
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,080
-I know who who who.
1174
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,080
-So definitely, you hold those people and chuck me in,
1175
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,080
-Yeah.
1176
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,080
-So, who I think is in the Hall of Fame.
1177
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,080
-He's in the Hall of Famers.
1178
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,080
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1179
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,080
-Do it.
1180
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,080
-Bare deservedly so.
1181
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,080
Him and Jesse Jackson run him to your...
1182
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,080
-Septic flesh.
1183
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,080
-Sweet, that's a pretty badass name, actually.
1184
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,080
-Yeah.
1185
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,080
-So, yeah, so we're like, "nah, I'm good.
1186
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,080
-I don't want to go meet him."
1187
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,080
-That's crazy, man.
1188
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,080
-That's crazy, man.
1189
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,080
-We're like, "Okay, cool.
1190
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,080
We're just gonna watch this hockey game with you."
1191
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,080
-Yeah, great.
1192
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,080
-It's a little worse.
1193
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,080
-It was more exciting, exactly.
1194
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,080
-Then I was like, "Where would Michael Sipesit
1195
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,080
in the corner?"
1196
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,080
-I'm like, "I know.
1197
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,080
I can't help it."
1198
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,080
-I would have one day at karaoke there.
1199
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,080
-I'd go sing...
1200
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,080
-Who did in the blowfills?
1201
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,080
-Milas, that love, father.
1202
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,080
-I don't know that, Daniel.
1203
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,080
-That was a little cry.
1204
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,080
-Okay.
1205
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:33,080
-So, we depart from the bar and we decide,
1206
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,080
"Are we gonna go to another bar?"
1207
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,080
Now, we're not going to bed.
1208
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,080
We're like, "Here we go.
1209
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,080
We're gonna go outside."
1210
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,080
-You can't see me in the fire.
1211
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,080
-You can't see me in the fire.
1212
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:49,080
-We stayed on the third floor and when I opened the windows,
1213
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,080
the shades the next morning,
1214
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,080
Michael Sipes was staring at my face.
1215
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,080
And he was like, "Ahh!
1216
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,080
You're losing your religion tonight, man."
1217
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:03,080
So, the next day, we're like, "Hey, here we are.
1218
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,080
We're gonna go.
1219
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,080
We're gonna go make a good decision.
1220
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,080
We're gonna go before the Lunar Festival starts
1221
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,080
or we can go to the Botanical Garden.
1222
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:17,080
Fred, do you know what sites aren't great in February?
1223
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,080
-What was that?
1224
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,080
-Things where you need active plant growth.
1225
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:27,080
Literally with the Botanical Garden,
1226
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,080
we walk around for about four and a half minutes
1227
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,080
and we're like, "We're good.
1228
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,080
Let's go."
1229
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,080
And so, it was really cool, but it wasn't like a thing.
1230
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,080
So, we get to the Lunar Festival.
1231
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:41,080
It's about to start and we're like, "Okay, it's about to start.
1232
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,080
They're gonna do like a dragon dance, which is like the whole thing."
1233
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,080
-Yeah. -Which actually was really cool.
1234
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,080
I got some video of it.
1235
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,080
And I'm like, "Okay, cool.
1236
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,080
Well, there's a coffee shop right here right by where this is all happening."
1237
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:55,080
-Yeah. -And I'm gonna pop into this coffee shop and get a quick coffee
1238
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,080
because I'm sure that, you know,
1239
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,080
it hasn't started yet.
1240
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:03,080
It was already late, which I didn't, I thought Asian people were remarkably punctual.
1241
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,080
However, in this case.
1242
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,080
So, we're like 10 minutes after it's supposed to start.
1243
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,080
And I'm like, "I'm gonna run, get a coffee because I can guarantee you,
1244
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,080
as soon as I walk in that door, this all will start."
1245
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:17,080
And so, I go in and this story takes a weird turn for it.
1246
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,080
Not where you would think.
1247
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,080
It's just be warned.
1248
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,080
I go to, there's a board game coffee shop slash bar.
1249
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,080
-Right. -Just a board game.
1250
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,080
Did you just a board game and now you have to pay $20 to get it?
1251
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,080
-No, no. This is... -Stately.
1252
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,080
This is significantly worse.
1253
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:37,080
-Oh, no. Not for me. Not for me, but sort of for me.
1254
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:42,080
So, I'm like, "Hey, guy who works here, I would love a drink.
1255
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,080
I would love a vanilla latte because I'm a little...
1256
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,080
-We're in Georgia. Win in Georgia.
1257
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,080
-Johm that peach.
1258
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:56,080
-Anyway. -So, I'm like, "Hey, I would greatly enjoy a coffee.
1259
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,080
I didn't specify whether it was iced or hot."
1260
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,080
-That's okay.
1261
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,080
-So, I'm like, "Stay in there, looking at all the board games.
1262
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,080
You have hundreds of board games."
1263
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:10,080
And the guy is like, "I see him and he's kind of like sniffing a little bit."
1264
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,080
I'm like, "Oh, you know what I mean? It's cold or whatever. It's been cold. Win."
1265
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,080
-He's far-ded in your coffee.
1266
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,080
-Well, so, no. Again, set for worse.
1267
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,080
So, he's like, "Hold on. I'm going to get the manager to help me make a streak."
1268
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,080
And I was like, "Okay, that's fine. Take your time, man."
1269
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:29,080
So, he goes in the back, comes back out, no manager.
1270
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,080
And he goes back to making my drink, so he starts doing the steam coffee.
1271
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:37,080
And all of a sudden, I'm looking at him because I'm like, "He seems like he's not okay."
1272
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,080
All of a sudden, he is bawling.
1273
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:44,080
-He's like, "Yeah, he's like steaming the coffee and it's like, "Shh."
1274
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,080
And he's like, "Hm, ha, ha, ha."
1275
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:50,080
And I said, "Man, dude, I'm the only person in the place, right?"
1276
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:54,080
And I'm like, "Dude, are you okay? Are you okay for real?"
1277
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,080
And he's like, "No, I'm not."
1278
00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:01,080
And I said, "What's going on?" And he feel my me asking. And he's like, "My dad died this morning."
1279
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,080
-What's your name? -He's going in the coffee shop.
1280
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:07,080
-Right. And I'm like, "What are you?" And he's like, "Well, I didn't, I have to work."
1281
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,080
And I was like, "Oh my God, man."
1282
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,080
-No, yeah, I was like, "Oh, have to work."
1283
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:21,080
-Yeah, I was like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
1284
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,080
And he's like, "Well, he's not here right now."
1285
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,080
He's like, "I'm going to leave as soon as he gets back."
1286
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:30,080
And so he's just like, "Oh, in his eyes, I mean, you know, when you've seen someone crying, like, "Oh, yeah."
1287
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,080
-I mean, his eyes are just red as they could be.
1288
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:39,080
And just, I was like, "Dude, holy shit, what a fucking terrible morning for you."
1289
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,080
-Yeah. -Where's my fucking coffee at?
1290
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:46,080
-I'm just getting... -No, I was like, "Dude, that's tragic."
1291
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,080
-That's tragic. -Let me get you know, bring it in.
1292
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,080
I'm a dad, I understand how it feels.
1293
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,080
Like, bring it in, you need a hug.
1294
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,080
Big guy, he's a little guy. He's a barista.
1295
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,080
-Uh-uh. -And he was like, "No."
1296
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,080
-For real? And I was like, "Yeah, dude, bring it in."
1297
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,080
And so he did. He gave me a big, long, I mean, like, a two-minute hug
1298
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,080
and just bald his little eyes out, man.
1299
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,080
-No, dude. Well, you wouldn't do that. You wouldn't do that.
1300
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,080
-I don't know. -I just don't want to be hugging strangers.
1301
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,080
-No, but he needed it, man. -I love the stand.
1302
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:16,080
-But he needed it, dude. If it was just some random person, I'd be like, "No, dude, don't touch me."
1303
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,080
-I'm not gonna pat him on... -Okay, man.
1304
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,080
Sorry that everything that you've ever wanted is dead now.
1305
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,080
-Oh, man. -But I don't want to touch you because...
1306
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,080
-Stringer. -He's not a stranger anymore.
1307
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,080
-Where is? -He's making my coffee.
1308
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,080
And that means something to me, friend.
1309
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,080
-So, talk to you. -Thank you.
1310
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,080
-Well, so... -I got the tears.
1311
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:40,080
-Ironically. So, we're hugging now. I'm like, "Dude, I'm so sorry.
1312
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,080
I hate that. I hope you can get down there." He's a Florida.
1313
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,080
And he's like, "Yeah, yeah, hit by a dump truck."
1314
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,080
-Jesus! -Curly!
1315
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,080
-I'm in his job is he worked on construction
1316
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:55,080
and he walked behind a dump truck after talking to the guy driving it
1317
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,080
and the guy driving it, didn't realize he was behind it,
1318
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:01,080
back it into him, killed him.
1319
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:06,080
And very sad. And it happened like minutes before I got there.
1320
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:10,080
So, this is pretty fresh. So, you know, hugging that a little bit.
1321
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,080
I'm like, "Dude, I'm so sorry, man. I'm really sorry."
1322
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:17,080
And he was like, "It's okay." And I said, "I hate that you're crying."
1323
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,080
And like, "Please." I mean, I'll be...
1324
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:23,080
I was like, "I don't do prayers than thoughts because of bullshit."
1325
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:26,080
But I'll do... I'll send all the vibes I can in your ways.
1326
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,080
I appreciate it. And he's like, "Hey, man."
1327
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:33,080
And I'm sorry, your drink's taken so long. I was like, "No, it's all good, dude. I don't even care."
1328
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,080
Like, sincerely, I don't care. And he's like, "The good news is,
1329
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,080
barista tear tears make drinks taste better."
1330
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,080
And I was like, "Yeah."
1331
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,080
"He said that, happy!"
1332
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,080
And I laughed and I was like, "You're kidding, right?"
1333
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,080
-You're like, "No, you got to sit to hear, bro."
1334
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,080
-I'm not going to make him do it again, like at this point.
1335
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,080
I walked out, poured the drink out and went to Starbucks.
1336
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,080
-Oh, no. -I saw why these fathers die.
1337
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,080
-Right. We're not as many fathers or dead.
1338
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,080
People, they... It just wish they were.
1339
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:08,080
So, no. He made me an ice drink. I did not ask for my strength.
1340
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,080
But I wasn't in no position to... -Yeah, no.
1341
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,080
...to clarify. So I was like, "Holy shit!
1342
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,080
What is happening right now? Like, why did this happen?"
1343
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:21,080
-That's crazy. -And so, yes. So then I go back out and it's a celebration.
1344
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,080
-Oh, wow. -Everything is going...
1345
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:29,080
-Dance and music and everything and I'm like, "This is the worst day for this guy."
1346
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,080
And I feel so bad for him.
1347
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:36,080
So then we watch the dragon dance, the dragon's dance.
1348
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,080
-I can go out there and just snatch the hand off the dragon.
1349
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,080
-Fuck you guys!
1350
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,080
-That was pretty cool. I'll have to send you guys a little help.
1351
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,080
-But we do that. -Yeah, I'll send you a little help.
1352
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:47,080
-It looks pretty cool. -We jammed the scene from the angle of a tall guy.
1353
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,080
-There's no one else could see it and I'm just holding my phone over my hand.
1354
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,080
-I'm like, "I'll purge you of it."
1355
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:57,080
-That's the top of the dragon's head. That's all you need to say.
1356
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:58,080
-I need to say.
1357
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:06,080
-So, we do that and then we walk around the town and there's not much else, honestly, in Athens to do.
1358
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:10,080
So, hey, you know, it's a college town, but it's a music town.
1359
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,080
-Yeah.
1360
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,080
-And so it's kind of one of those things of like...
1361
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,080
-Is that the home of the Bulldogs?
1362
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:19,080
-The Georgia Bulldogs, yes, that's right.
1363
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:23,080
-So, we did that, enjoyed the Lunar Festival for a few minutes.
1364
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,080
I got some Korean beef jerky.
1365
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,080
-Hmm.
1366
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,080
-And you know what?
1367
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,080
-It's good.
1368
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,080
-Pretty good.
1369
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,080
-So, there you go. That's my Lunar Festival story.
1370
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,080
-Oh, there you go.
1371
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,080
-Dad, dad.
1372
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,080
-I, uh...
1373
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,080
-Mightnulligaki.
1374
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:41,080
-I saw a video about like, I guess it was over in China, you know,
1375
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:45,080
where they have the big celebration and everything for the Lunar New Year.
1376
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:49,080
And they had the robots.
1377
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,080
-I just think...
1378
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,080
-Yeah.
1379
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,080
-Like, doing Kung Fu and flips.
1380
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,080
They was out there with children.
1381
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,080
-Right.
1382
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,080
-Like, like, 30 robots, just out there.
1383
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,080
-And then they had a real big tall robot with a sword.
1384
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,080
-Just lickin' their robo lips.
1385
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,080
-Yeah.
1386
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,080
-I was like, "Oh my God, do you hear that?"
1387
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,080
-This is the thing.
1388
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,080
-Okay.
1389
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,080
No, I'm not sure.
1390
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,080
-Yeah.
1391
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,080
-Robots are gonna take over, but that's a good thing.
1392
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,080
-I guess, maybe.
1393
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,080
-I think.
1394
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,080
-Um...
1395
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:22,080
-Also, I did hear that, uh...
1396
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,080
So today is what, 18th, it is...
1397
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,080
-Crash Wednesday.
1398
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,080
-Correct.
1399
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,080
-It is Fat Tuesday.
1400
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,080
-Correct.
1401
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,080
-And it's Wednesday.
1402
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,080
-It starts Ramadan.
1403
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,080
-But today's Wednesday.
1404
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,080
-Yeah.
1405
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,080
-And it's Ramadan Thursday.
1406
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,080
-It's Fat Tuesday in...
1407
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,080
-No, okay.
1408
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,080
-Fat Tuesday was just...
1409
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,080
-Yes, right.
1410
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,080
-Yes, today.
1411
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,080
So, okay.
1412
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,080
-Right, that's the whole thing.
1413
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,080
-It's like, now you...
1414
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,080
-Right, right.
1415
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,080
-You gotta make up for all your mistakes.
1416
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,080
-You're all right.
1417
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,080
You party it out and then...
1418
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,080
-Right.
1419
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,080
-You ask for forgiveness.
1420
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,080
-And then today starts...
1421
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,080
-Right.
1422
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,080
What did you give up for a lot this year?
1423
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,080
-I am...
1424
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,080
Let me see what happened.
1425
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,080
-I gave up.
1426
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,080
-How is he so happy?
1427
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,080
-I think I'm gonna give up coffee.
1428
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,080
-Very.
1429
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,080
-I'm gonna...
1430
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,080
-Don't worry.
1431
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,080
-What is it?
1432
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,080
-40 days?
1433
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,080
-40 days.
1434
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,080
-Yeah.
1435
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:17,080
-It symbolizes the Israelites and the desert, right?
1436
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,080
-Or was it Jesus in the desert when he didn't...
1437
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,080
-No, it was Moses in the desert.
1438
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,080
-Promoses of porides.
1439
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,080
I don't know.
1440
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,080
-I don't know.
1441
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,080
-My people go...
1442
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,080
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1443
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,080
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1444
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:27,080
-Yeah, they're like, "Nope."
1445
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,080
-Yeah.
1446
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:29,080
-I'm doing that.
1447
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,080
So, well, yeah.
1448
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,080
So, for the next 40 days, Fred, I'm gonna attempt...
1449
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,080
...and I'm not doing it for Lynn.
1450
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,080
I'm just doing it because I'm a fat ass.
1451
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,080
-Huh?
1452
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,080
-I'm gonna attempt to limit the amount of sugar I eat...
1453
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,080
-Oh, he needs... there you go.
1454
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,080
-So, next week, when I come in here,
1455
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,080
300 pounds lighter,
1456
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,080
-Well, I've got 40 pounds.
1457
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,080
-You know, sugar is everything now, so like...
1458
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,080
-I know, so I can't eat.
1459
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,080
-You can't eat.
1460
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,080
-You know the...
1461
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,080
-I'm gonna be right.
1462
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,080
-I'm gonna even do natural sugar.
1463
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,080
-That's the whole first...
1464
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,080
...mull you into eating crackers with no salt on them.
1465
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,080
-Just water.
1466
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,080
-That's what I'm gonna do.
1467
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,080
-The flower turns into sugar.
1468
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,080
-Yeah, they do.
1469
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,080
-Ahhh, screw this.
1470
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,080
-I'm doing my best.
1471
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:14,080
-I'm doing my best.
1472
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,080
So, we tried, damn it.
1473
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,080
-I'll just try a guy drink tonight.
1474
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,080
-I'm gonna... I'm for Lynn.
1475
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,080
I'm giving up the podcast.
1476
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:21,080
-There you go.
1477
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,080
-Perfect.
1478
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,080
-I think I'm... I hope a lot of people are.
1479
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,080
-So, you're on the podcast.
1480
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:31,080
-So, Fred, we... I'm glad.
1481
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,080
I appreciate that.
1482
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,080
You know, feel free to everyone to...
1483
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,080
...please don't give me that.
1484
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,080
Please don't.
1485
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,080
We gave up 200 episodes.
1486
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,080
-You're the time I lent you 200 dollars.
1487
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,080
-Uh-oh.
1488
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,080
-Yes, you're the one that said it.
1489
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,080
-I need everybody back.
1490
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,080
-We all do.
1491
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,080
-So, well, Fred, I know we know a lot of time.
1492
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:54,080
We kind of went over, so we'll skip some stuff that we were gonna talk about.
1493
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,080
Do we have a quick Olympic update?
1494
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,080
-Yep.
1495
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,080
You have your stats?
1496
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,080
You're good at ass, but...
1497
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,080
-Staring up.
1498
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,080
-There you go.
1499
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,080
-Melt accounts 33 to Norway.
1500
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,080
-26 to Italy, 24th United States.
1501
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,080
-Not great.
1502
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,080
-So, well, Fred, I'll be honest with you.
1503
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,080
I think that's a morale issue.
1504
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,080
-Yeah.
1505
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:18,080
-I think it's hard when you're there to be thinking about you going home and all this crazy shit going on.
1506
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,080
-Right, right, right.
1507
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,080
-It takes you can't fully focus.
1508
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,080
-You know the athletes are picking on them.
1509
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,080
-Oh, yeah, they're getting so much shit from the people.
1510
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,080
-That's not it.
1511
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,080
-Races.
1512
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,080
-What is that?
1513
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,080
-When it's the Winter Olympics,
1514
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:39,080
I mean, right now, Canada sends all their professional players...
1515
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,080
-We did too.
1516
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,080
-What they're better players than we are.
1517
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,080
-You can't really write that.
1518
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:49,080
-You know, the only thing we're doing good is in hockey, women's hockey,
1519
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:53,080
but when it comes to all the other kind of sports, they're better than we are.
1520
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,080
Now, if this was the Summer Olympics, then it needs to be a little bit different.
1521
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,080
But in the Winter Olympics, we don't dominate.
1522
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:02,080
We only dominate once in a while.
1523
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:05,080
-Now that all the other countries have money for training and stuff,
1524
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:09,080
and other people coming training here and then going to represent their countries,
1525
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:15,080
there are over 50 countries in the Winter Olympics.
1526
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,080
And we are top three.
1527
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:22,080
We are in third, far as middle count, third in goals,
1528
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,080
number one in silver.
1529
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,080
-Nobody cares.
1530
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,080
-And third in bronze.
1531
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,080
-Game first, you'll ask, Fred.
1532
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,080
-I see America motto.
1533
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,080
-I don't think it has nothing to do with the pressure.
1534
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,080
-I think that it does.
1535
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,080
-I don't think so.
1536
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,080
-I think that we're doing this.
1537
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,080
-All they're doing is having sex.
1538
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,080
-That's it.
1539
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,080
-They don't think they're less about the political effort going on here.
1540
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,080
-They are.
1541
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,080
-Bone in their air.
1542
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,080
-They are.
1543
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,080
-Bone in their air.
1544
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,080
-You know what I'm saying?
1545
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,080
-That's all right.
1546
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,080
-Well, Fred, hopefully we give it.
1547
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,080
How much time is left?
1548
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,080
It'll pretty much be over by time.
1549
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,080
This comes out, right?
1550
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,080
-It should be close.
1551
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:00,080
-It's pretty close.
1552
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,080
-We are going to lose.
1553
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,080
America loses.
1554
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,080
-We're not going to lose.
1555
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,080
-Casic Stan.
1556
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,080
-It's a cousin.
1557
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:07,080
-Met an eye.
1558
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,080
-We went to the Olympics.
1559
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,080
-We won in a skip competitive.
1560
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,080
-It's going to be fun.
1561
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,080
-I won't be.
1562
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,080
-The competitive snow observation.
1563
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,080
-No, they won gold and figure skating.
1564
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,080
-My wife won it.
1565
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:20,080
-Yes, I don't know.
1566
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,080
-Okay.
1567
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,080
-We'll break.
1568
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,080
-I'm going to be a little bit more competitive.
1569
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,080
-I'm going to be a little bit more competitive.
1570
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,080
-I'm going to be a little bit more competitive.
1571
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,080
-I'm going to be a little bit more competitive.
1572
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,080
-We'll break.
1573
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,080
-We'll break.
1574
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,080
-We'll break.
1575
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,080
-It's a real place.
1576
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,080
-It is a real place, yes.
1577
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,080
-I can't, it's miserable.
1578
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,080
-Yes, indeed.
1579
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,080
-Well, Fred, I have a question for you.
1580
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,080
-Yeah.
1581
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,080
-I'm going to go ahead and preface this.
1582
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,080
-Preface this.
1583
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,080
-There's no new Olympics.
1584
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:48,080
Before we say this, we'll lose.
1585
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:53,080
-I know we have, you know, again, we're the Black Lincoln Electra podcast.
1586
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,080
We're about education.
1587
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,080
We're also about inclusivity.
1588
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,080
-Mm-hmm.
1589
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:06,080
-So, thousands of listeners around the globe, hundreds of thousands of people allegedly.
1590
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:11,080
If you disagree with what I'm about to say, that's fine.
1591
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,080
-It's fine.
1592
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,080
I just want to know.
1593
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,080
-All right?
1594
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,080
-I'm not racist, but.
1595
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,080
-No, it's not.
1596
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:18,080
No.
1597
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,080
Wrong.
1598
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:24,080
Well, I'm not racist, but I did say Jesse Jackson wanted to ask.
1599
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,080
Says Alan.
1600
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,080
-I said it.
1601
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,080
-I know you did.
1602
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,080
-Okay.
1603
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:37,080
-So, Fred, we have an interesting idea has kind of gained some steam in the world.
1604
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:44,080
And that is the question, Fred, was Jesus actually a mushroom?
1605
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,080
-Well, I see a mushroom.
1606
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:55,080
-Well, Fred, in May of 1970, the sendiary new book by the renowned archaeologist, John Allegro,
1607
00:54:55,080 --> 00:55:00,080
hit the scene, titled The Sacred Mushroom in the Cross.
1608
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,080
The book argued that through...
1609
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,080
Thank you.
1610
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:15,080
The book argued that through linguistic analysis to the Bible's New Testament, that Jesus Christ was, in fact, actually a psychedelic mushroom.
1611
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:23,080
Essentially, the author tried to convey that the New Testament rims with code words for psychedelic rituals.
1612
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:31,080
By his logic, every godly encounter, every epiphany, and every miracle is an allegory for a trip.
1613
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,080
-Yeah, man.
1614
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:40,080
-So, at the time, obviously, academic slashed out and said, like, this is terrible and bullshit in your idiots.
1615
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:48,080
But now, a mere 56 years later, there appears to be a renewed interest in some of this guy's work.
1616
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:56,080
In 2009, Nostec Media Research and Publishing released the 40th anniversary edition of The Sacred Mushroom,
1617
00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:00,080
which then got on to Joe Rogas podcast for some reason.
1618
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,080
Which that should invalidate it in.
1619
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,080
-Yeah.
1620
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,080
-But in and of itself.
1621
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:17,080
-So, the thing about it is, like, a lot of people are still skeptical, but the guy was a known expert of the Dead Sea Scrolls.
1622
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,080
So, he knows his shit.
1623
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:27,080
He first found him in a cave in 1947 through 1956.
1624
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:32,080
He and other archaeologists discovered morsels and text fragments.
1625
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,080
It's a whole big thing, right?
1626
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:40,080
So, but in The Sacred Mushroom, he departed from his expertise and turned the original text of the New Testament,
1627
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,080
and turned to the original text of the New Testament.
1628
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:50,080
By pouring over the roots of keywords in a discipline known as "bi-logy" or "philology."
1629
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,080
-That will be all the way.
1630
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,080
-No, I'm good for what I'm saying.
1631
00:56:54,080 --> 00:57:00,080
He posted that the New Testament's authors used encoded language to invoke a secret fertility cult,
1632
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:05,080
harkening back to ancient Mesopotamia, "Friend of the Show."
1633
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,080
Ancient Mesopotamia.
1634
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:15,080
-Arabily used psychedelic substances, most notably the Amanita Muscaria mushroom.
1635
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,080
-Aussi.
1636
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,080
-Which is the Christ of the New India.
1637
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,080
-From his book.
1638
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:25,080
-So, he said, "I'm no doctor, but I think if I was out in the desert without food for 40 days,
1639
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:28,080
I'd probably see all sorts of shit."
1640
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,080
-No, exactly what he said.
1641
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,080
-Friend of the New India.
1642
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,080
-What do you think, Fred?
1643
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,080
What's your opinion?
1644
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:40,080
-I mean, who knows?
1645
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:47,080
-Well, so a lot of his argument was based on Sumerian, which for those of you who still speak Sumerian.
1646
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:50,080
-Bachle of ox.
1647
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:54,080
-If that means anything to you, for Adam, it'll make sense to you.
1648
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,080
-Ali, you don't speak Sumerian.
1649
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,080
-How much is that what I just said?
1650
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,080
-Harkle of Hamburger.
1651
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,080
-Exactly.
1652
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,080
-Double cheeseburg.
1653
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:07,080
-Some of the people who speak the language are like, "Wait a minute, this doesn't make sense."
1654
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:13,080
"I don't think this guy knows Sumerian as much as he thinks he does."
1655
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:20,080
-It's like the dude that was doing the death thing, remember that one guy?
1656
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,080
-Oh, the newbie.
1657
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:25,080
-He's picking that shit up.
1658
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:28,080
-The newbie.
1659
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:33,080
-Death people were like, "I know my little dead."
1660
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:40,080
-So, they said it's possible that his method was wrong, but he got to the right place.
1661
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,080
They said they should check it out.
1662
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:47,080
As for other evidence, Fred, the approach is purely phylogical.
1663
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:55,080
So he doesn't bolster his suppositions with, say, "Archeeo botanical clues of drug use."
1664
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,080
-That means archaeologists...
1665
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,080
-You're right.
1666
00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,080
Getting high.
1667
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:04,080
-Yeah, that coincide with Christianity's rise in the events or rise in the Levant.
1668
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,080
I don't know what the...
1669
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:06,080
-Oh.
1670
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:10,080
-There's ample research on the importance of psychedelics in many religious rights.
1671
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,080
-Yeah.
1672
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:15,080
-But their potential role in early Judeo-Christian tradition isn't well known.
1673
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:18,080
It's always the Amazon or the Hopes in the Northwest.
1674
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:19,080
-Mmm.
1675
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,080
-These traditions, golf says.
1676
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,080
-It's never the White Flames.
1677
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,080
-The White couldn't be us.
1678
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,080
It couldn't be...
1679
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,080
-It's not the chosen people.
1680
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,080
-The chosen people.
1681
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:35,080
-The revisions, their ecstatic experiences were all triggered by a peyote or a ayahuasca.
1682
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,080
-A ayahuasca.
1683
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,080
-Right.
1684
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,080
But I don't know, man.
1685
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,080
I don't know.
1686
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,080
What do you think?
1687
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,080
-Did the peyote and ayahuasca in the desert?
1688
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,080
-Oh, back in the day.
1689
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,080
-Oh, right where I see a car?
1690
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,080
-Oh, that's a car.
1691
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,080
-I thought it came from Brazil.
1692
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:54,080
-Well, the peyote comes from the desert.
1693
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:57,080
-That's what I'm like Western Indians...
1694
00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:00,080
-That's like where you get to go in between rocks or something.
1695
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,080
-Yeah, but that's a different desert.
1696
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:05,080
The desert here is different than the desert out in the Middle East.
1697
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,080
-Saying, saying, it's all saying.
1698
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:08,080
-Well, it's all different.
1699
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,080
-It's all different.
1700
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,080
-It's all different.
1701
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,080
-It's all different.
1702
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,080
-Because that's Brown Sand.
1703
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:14,080
-That's Brown Sand.
1704
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,080
-Races.
1705
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,080
-No.
1706
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,080
It's like...
1707
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,080
-I don't know.
1708
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,080
-I don't know.
1709
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:22,080
-I didn't know you'd be places to get sand, but I feel like you are.
1710
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:26,080
-Isn't like the Midwest and all that, like in the West, isn't it red?
1711
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,080
-It's just sand, bro.
1712
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,080
-It's just sand, dude.
1713
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,080
-It's dirt.
1714
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:30,080
-It's sand, dude?
1715
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:31,080
-It's dirt.
1716
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,080
-It's sand, dude.
1717
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:33,080
-You okay, Freddie?
1718
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:34,080
-I'm good.
1719
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,080
-It is sand.
1720
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,080
-My head is dead.
1721
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,080
I'm supposed to be gonna get some money, man.
1722
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:40,080
-That's what I'm saying.
1723
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:43,080
-He's deciding what we're saying.
1724
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,080
-Parka was like...
1725
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:47,080
-Parka before the show started said, "Hey, when I started the show, I was like this."
1726
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:48,080
-Yeah.
1727
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,080
-But I was like, "Hey, dude, look at that.
1728
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:54,080
-I got my biker fold to the side.
1729
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,080
-There's no end to the dollar.
1730
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,080
-Who thank for ever?
1731
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,080
-We didn't even talk about that.
1732
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,080
-Thank you for that.
1733
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,080
-I never get to show that off, so...
1734
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,080
-There you go, guys.
1735
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,080
-Hey, do this corner podcast.
1736
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,080
-Well, there you go.
1737
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,080
-No one will put Freddie in the corner.
1738
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,080
-That's it.
1739
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,080
-You have spread in the corner.
1740
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:17,080
-Yeah.
1741
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,080
-We have spread in the spots.
1742
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,080
-Light.
1743
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,080
-We're talking about...
1744
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,080
-Moggin, bomb, but...
1745
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:27,080
-Trying to get the show over.
1746
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,080
-No, I'm kidding.
1747
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:33,080
Of course, well, Fred, I do wonder...
1748
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,080
-I do what, do, what, do.
1749
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,080
-Questions.
1750
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:42,080
I know that this has been a big deal for people all in our area, and I'm sure it's nationwide.
1751
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:46,080
-Soring power bills this month.
1752
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:49,080
-Did you guys get a crazy high power bill this month?
1753
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,080
-I think I did a little bit.
1754
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:52,080
I got told, so...
1755
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:56,080
-Yeah, my mind was crazy.
1756
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,080
-Well, let me ask you a question, then.
1757
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,080
Cheers was crazy.
1758
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:08,080
What do you think the average monthly power bill is for any vape shop in America?
1759
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,080
Because every goddamn vape shop...
1760
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,080
-Leave that light up.
1761
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,080
-Light up.
1762
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,080
-Light up.
1763
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,080
-I was just fucking literally getting to the end.
1764
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,080
-And it never turned their lights off.
1765
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:20,080
-Yeah, you can always find a vape shop.
1766
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:27,080
-You can find it because if you just barely open your eyes, you can see it on the fucking horizon, like a morning store.
1767
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:32,080
-I'm like, oh, is the sun coming up, or is that just 291 vape more?
1768
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,080
-Yeah, that vape more than you do you do.
1769
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,080
-It's a great vape.
1770
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,080
-Yeah, cratum heavens.
1771
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,080
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1772
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,080
-Where all they do is scream about all the shit they have.
1773
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,080
-And I don't know what any of those works mean.
1774
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:54,080
-What is that shit that it's always like fully stocked on the shelves when you go in there and like nobody ever fucking buys.
1775
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:57,080
I think it's like the e-juice for that.
1776
01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:01,080
-There's so many of those, those mod vape, remember the old ones?
1777
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,080
-Yeah, there's so many of those things.
1778
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,080
-Like, yeah, nobody is speaking of all those.
1779
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,080
-There's so many of those things.
1780
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,080
-Before you even get into the place.
1781
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:10,080
-It's good money though.
1782
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,080
I bet it's good money.
1783
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,080
-I think it's got to be a lot of hype.
1784
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,080
-I think what?
1785
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:19,080
-I see a vape shop stand on the side of the road.
1786
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,080
-Sure.
1787
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:24,080
-I was like, nah bro, ain't gonna pop up a vape shop.
1788
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:29,080
-That's not anything to go down another mile there to be a vape shop with crime scene tape in front of it.
1789
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,080
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1790
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,080
-We don't know what happened to all of our shit.
1791
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,080
-The best one was the light state on the ligus bone.
1792
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,080
-Yeah, you go and get your vape.
1793
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,080
-You get the ligus bone in there.
1794
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,080
-You get fried, put a fried chicken sandwich in there.
1795
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,080
-We have the fried chicken please.
1796
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,080
We got one over here.
1797
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:47,080
-It's got a fried chicken place with a liquor store in the vape shop.
1798
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:49,080
-It's the same place.
1799
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,080
-I don't know, dude.
1800
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,080
I guess that I've been into them a few times.
1801
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:53,080
It's not like you dispensary.
1802
01:03:53,080 --> 01:04:01,080
So if you're listening to us and you have access to legal drugs, legal marijuana or whatever, this is not that.
1803
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,080
-No.
1804
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:09,080
-This is like, this is like if you turn what a kid thinks.
1805
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:15,080
-In to an adult store where nothing makes sense.
1806
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:16,080
-Yeah.
1807
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:19,080
-The gum cigarettes.
1808
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,080
-Yeah.
1809
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:23,080
-There's no, it's like a fucking carnival.
1810
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,080
-Yeah, carnival.
1811
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:26,080
-I go in and I'm like,
1812
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,080
-Fuck is this.
1813
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,080
-What are you doing?
1814
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,080
-What are all the shit you have?
1815
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:35,080
-Yeah, and I'm like, I didn't know that all these things existed.
1816
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,080
-Yeah.
1817
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:44,080
-It's like a great friend, so they have their wall of those, one of those things that the guy sucked like a thousand of them and tried to do.
1818
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,080
-Yeah, those were disposable.
1819
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,080
-A bar is, what are they called?
1820
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,080
-Yeah, bars.
1821
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,080
-A L bars?
1822
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:51,080
-A L bars, okay.
1823
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,080
I knew it was something like that.
1824
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:54,080
I knew it ended with a penis.
1825
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:58,080
So, yeah, so they have the wall of L bars.
1826
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,080
-Right.
1827
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:05,080
-And then they're like, "Well, don't forget about our selection of freedom or our selection of knock off,
1828
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,080
-Fuckin weed, or whatever."
1829
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:11,080
And then I'm like, "Why do you guys have all this incense and these black amilds and shit?"
1830
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:13,080
And they're like, "Oh, we also have condoms."
1831
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:14,080
-Yeah.
1832
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,080
-And I'm like, "Vapeshop, this is bad."
1833
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:22,080
-It's like a vape shop, a head shop, and a spincers.
1834
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,080
-I throw it all in the garbage.
1835
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:28,080
-I throw that in a baby, and I'm bigger than a pandora's box.
1836
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,080
-Yeah, a baby.
1837
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:34,080
-They're like, "Hey, this dildo doubles as a bomb or a fake weed."
1838
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:37,080
-But you can also plug an e-cigarette into it.
1839
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:38,080
-It's a bongo.
1840
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:39,080
-It's the bongo.
1841
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:44,080
-It's the bongo, the bongo, the bongo, the bongo, the stinking up your leg.
1842
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:45,080
-The bongo, bongo.
1843
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,080
-So, yeah, dude, I just don't get it.
1844
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,080
I was thinking about it because I was like, "God, power bill's gone up, man.
1845
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,080
Everybody's complaining.
1846
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:56,080
How the fuck much do they have to spend every month in electricity?"
1847
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,080
-Yeah, it's funny.
1848
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,080
-It's insane.
1849
01:05:58,080 --> 01:05:59,080
-Insane, in my opinion.
1850
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,080
-So, Fred, we're not going to...
1851
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,080
-So, yeah, think about that.
1852
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:09,080
Okay, so think about the wall of the Elf bars, and then think about there being 15 baby shops
1853
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:11,080
in every square mile of our state.
1854
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,080
-Yes.
1855
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:15,080
-And then think about that throughout the entire world.
1856
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,080
Nobody fucking of those Elf bars must they make.
1857
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:19,080
-Yeah.
1858
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,080
-Thousands of them.
1859
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:21,080
-It's crazy to me.
1860
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,080
-Thousands a day.
1861
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,080
-Crazy to me.
1862
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:25,080
-I guarantee you, thousands a day.
1863
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,080
-There you go.
1864
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,080
And you know, we're going to have thousands of day, oh, Fred.
1865
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,080
-What's that?
1866
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,080
-Regrets.
1867
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:31,080
-Regrets.
1868
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,080
-Regrets.
1869
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:33,080
-Regrets.
1870
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,080
-Right.
1871
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,080
-And those regrets are because, you know, we didn't do this week, Fred.
1872
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:42,080
-We didn't do our 226 blackling collected things.
1873
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:43,080
-Oh, man.
1874
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,080
-We also didn't do our...
1875
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,080
-What we're going to say for next week?
1876
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,080
-We're going to tell them, man.
1877
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:48,080
-Which is, "Fack I Crime News."
1878
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,080
We're going to do that next week for you guys.
1879
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,080
It's a guarantee.
1880
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,080
It's blackling collected guarantee.
1881
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:53,080
Unlike the things.
1882
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,080
-Boom, boom, boom.
1883
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:55,080
-Yeah.
1884
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:57,080
-All right, guys.
1885
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,080
Well, this was an informative show.
1886
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,080
-It was...
1887
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,080
-It was very serious.
1888
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:02,080
-It was more serious than it.
1889
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,080
-Yeah, serious shit.
1890
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:07,080
We always end black history month on a serious note.
1891
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:08,080
-Yes.
1892
01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:10,080
-And stop drinking that comb out of boots.
1893
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:13,080
-And I will never drink bootjes again.
1894
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:14,080
-Bootsjes.
1895
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:15,080
-Bootsjes.
1896
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,080
-I've got my bootjes.
1897
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:21,080
-The worst part of it was not only did it look like what you said.
1898
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,080
It tasted terrible.
1899
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,080
-It...
1900
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,080
-It...
1901
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,080
-It wasn't going to say a taste that like...
1902
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,080
-No, it didn't.
1903
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:30,080
-Did you...
1904
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,080
-It was coming next week.
1905
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,080
-I didn't know it didn't taste like it, right?
1906
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,080
-Hey.
1907
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:37,080
-Well, you have a taste that you ain't livin' buddy.
1908
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:38,080
-So...
1909
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:40,080
-We would have been like...
1910
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:41,080
-Yeah!
1911
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,080
-Oh, no.
1912
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,080
-Oh, no.
1913
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:44,080
-We'll get all the...
1914
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,080
-We'll let her podcast.
1915
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:50,080
-If those guys out, they don't drink bootjes.
1916
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,080
-We'll believe in that.
1917
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,080
-I don't know.
1918
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,080
-How can I name that, the name of the show, Fred?
1919
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:56,080
-Bootsjes.
1920
01:07:56,080 --> 01:08:00,080
-I want so much that to be the name of the show, but I cannot call it that.
1921
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,080
-I didn't want it.
1922
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,080
-I didn't want it.
1923
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,080
-I wanted to call it Alan said, "You had the boot of jizz."
1924
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,080
-Bootsjes.
1925
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:07,080
-Bootsjes.
1926
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,080
-He knew that.
1927
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:10,080
-No.
1928
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:11,080
-Anyway, yeah.
1929
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:12,080
-I just ladies you gentlemen.
1930
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,080
-Bootsjes.
1931
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,080
-We'll see you next week.
1932
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,080
-I don't know.
1933
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,080
-Boots up.
1934
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:18,080
-Everybody.
1935
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:19,080
-How do you...
1936
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:22,080
-Oh, you drunk it all, too.
1937
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,080
-I drink it all the time.
1938
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:24,080
-Holding it.
1939
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:25,080
-I barely even drunk.
1940
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,080
-The Robert Julep.
1941
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:27,080
-That's the post, Fred.
1942
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:28,080
-That's afterwards you.
1943
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,080
-I don't know.
1944
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,080
-He got it.
1945
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:33,080
-Fies, two-foot, and a size 16 calf.
1946
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:34,080
-Yeah.
1947
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,080
-The boot is all about that, man.
1948
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,080
-Thank you, Larry.
1949
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:40,080
-You know, we'll tell you this little story about that before we get out of your pile.
1950
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,080
-I don't let us know.
1951
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:46,080
-I went to a store, a clearance store called Games.
1952
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:52,080
-And they said, "We have everything that's already on sale is even more on sale."
1953
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:53,080
-Right.
1954
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,080
-And they had one of these on the shelf.
1955
01:08:54,080 --> 01:08:55,080
-And I said, "You know what?
1956
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,080
I'm gonna buy that."
1957
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:58,080
-Yeah.
1958
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:01,080
-And only if it's less than $4.
1959
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,080
-That's $3.99.
1960
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:09,080
-I was the deal I made with myself because I was like, "What am I really willing to spend on this?"
1961
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:10,080
$4.
1962
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:14,080
-And so it was turned back, where I couldn't see it.
1963
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:16,080
I turned it around.
1964
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:17,080
Damn it.
1965
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:18,080
It was $3.
1966
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:21,080
-I'm going to hit...
1967
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:27,080
-I took it up to the front and the lady at the front looked at me with the weirdest fucking look at her eye.
1968
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,080
-She was like, "What?"
1969
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,080
-Huh?
1970
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:33,080
And I was like, "Listen, if it was under Fort Hawks, I would get it."
1971
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,080
-It's too hell.
1972
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:37,080
-He's like, "Well, actually, sir, it's an extra 25% off.
1973
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:39,080
It's really only like $50 something."
1974
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:41,080
-I was like, "Oh, what a man."
1975
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,080
-What a fucking man.
1976
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:45,080
-It's a banner day in the park around.
1977
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,080
-Oh, man.
1978
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:47,080
-Okay, well, there you go.
1979
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,080
So now you're in a bag and when he walked out, she's like, "He's gonna drink gizad of that."
1980
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:54,080
-I know, it just moved when I see one.
1981
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:58,080
-I've been a game for months now.
1982
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,080
-When did these go out?
1983
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,080
-I'm not going to go.
1984
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,080
-I'm not going to go.
1985
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,080
-Did they try to return it when they're full?
1986
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:08,080
-All right.
1987
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,080
We're out of here.
1988
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,080
We'll see you next week with another episode of...
1989
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:12,080
-Thank you.
1990
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,080
-I'm going to like the bugger.
1991
01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:15,080
-See you later.
1992
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:21,080
-We are laughing.
1993
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,080
And we are very good friends.
1994
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,080
Good vibes.
1995
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,080
Sharing a special moment.
1996
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:43,080
-That's it, man.
1997
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:44,080
Game over, man.
1998
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:45,080
Game over.
1999
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:47,080
-Just hang loose, blood.
2000
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:50,080
You're gonna catch up on the rebar on the meds.
2001
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:57,080
-Oh, what a day.
2002
01:10:57,080 --> 01:11:00,080
Come home, fucking kid.
2003
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:03,080
-Well, thanks all folks.
2004
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:05,080
-I still have Easter, baby.
2005
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,080
-God damn it.
2006
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:11,080
-I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
2007
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:14,080
-As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
2008
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,080
-Surely, you can't be serious.
2009
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,480
I am serious and don't call me sure.
2010
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:28,480
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