This week, on a dramatic new episode of the BLC Podcast, the Black Lincoln Collective Presents a stirring rendition of a Thanksgiving Classic, just in time for the holidays. That's right, The BLC Playhouse Theater Players Dramatic Reenactment Presents: A Thanksgiving Conspiracy. A rousing revival of the 1921 Classic by Marie Irish. Gather the family around the victrola, and enjoy our overly dramatic presentation together. After that, things get serious, and Fred offers a Heart-felt apology to our listeners, and we chat about dog culture and it's affects of Allan. All that, and Turkey! Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
This week, on a dramatic new episode of the BLC Podcast, the Black Lincoln Collective Presents a stirring rendition of a Thanksgiving Classic, just in time for the holidays. That's right, The BLC Playhouse Theater Players Dramatic Reenactment Presents: A Thanksgiving Conspiracy. A rousing revival of the 1921 Classic by Marie Irish. Gather the family around the victrola, and enjoy our overly dramatic presentation together. After that, things get serious, and Fred offers a Heart-felt apology to our listeners, and we chat about dog culture and it's affects of Allan. All that, and Turkey! Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
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Fas and your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swap the mail and start it in the morning.
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I'll make it up!
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With your most harder.
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Featuring the subtree sounds of Fred and I'll so early on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And I'll let's start the fan show.
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Okay, start the bucket music!
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I didn't know! I didn't know!
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This is gonna be great!
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Oh yes, it's gonna be awesome!
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It's gonna be something I've never seen before.
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Yes.
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The BLC Playhouse Theatoplas dramatic reading that one show is made popular.
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which invites you to join them in supporting your local comedy podcast.
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And now, we present to you a Thanksgiving conspiracy.
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A Thanksgiving conspiracy by Marie Irish.
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So we'll run the TV.
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That's Elon's sister, right?
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Oh, it might be.
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So we'll set the stage.
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We'll set the stage.
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We'll set the stage.
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Tonight's players are grandfather Cole, a feebly and cranky old man.
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With a white mustache, dark suit, house slippers and he carries a heavy cane.
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Limu-l-dix.
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A farmer with chin whiskers, overalls, a red handkerchief around his neck.
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Bimp the butler.
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With a white collar and shirt, cutaway coat, dark trousers and mutton chop whiskers.
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Ames.
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A solicitor.
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What's the solicitor?
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Need work dress.
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No, dark.
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Dark was dash business suit, wrong person.
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Mrs. Hale, the housekeeper.
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Need work dress, white apron, spectacles, hair in the old style.
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This was done in 1921.
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So God knows what the old style was.
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And Kate, a small white cap, dark gown, tiny white apron, she's a maid.
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Miss Evans, hair, high on head.
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Who's Miss Evans?
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Miss Evans is old maid.
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Hair, high on head, curls at each side of her face.
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Stylish and fuzzy gown with lace and bright ribbons.
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In the first scene, large and much trimmed hat and a coat.
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And Fred and Ada, this grand children regulation costumes for ages of 13 to 15.
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What the fuck did they believe?
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Regulation.
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Okay, so get ready for this.
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A Thanksgiving conspiracy.
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If you hear a British person, that's the narrator.
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It's right.
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Oh, I see.
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Hold on.
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So it's right there.
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So ladies and gentlemen, we take you now to the cold living room.
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Now, don't need, I don't need you argue with me.
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Now, don't you need to argue with me?
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I guess I'm master here and what I said.
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But grandfather, the idea of not observing Thanksgiving day.
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Oh, this is me.
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Why, why, I think it's dreadful.
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Oh, do you?
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Well, I don't.
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It's a silly custom, but I'm tired of it.
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Get up a big dinner, all foolishness.
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Give thanks.
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Buh.
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I have nothing to give thanks for.
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I don't want to hear any more about Thanksgiving plans.
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Well, grandfather, don't you think?
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I don't think anything.
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And I don't want to hear anything.
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But we can't be still, sir.
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This Thanksgiving discussion is closed.
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I'm not going to hear anything.
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Did you ring, sir?
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I did.
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I want you to carry my things to the library where I can sit in peace.
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Very good, sir.
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He picks up a book, a paper, and a footsdool, and follows Mr. Cole offstage.
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Cole walks with the short limping steps using his cane.
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Oh, dear.
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Wouldn't it be hard not to have Thanksgiving dinner in some company?
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He says he's the limit.
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He needs worth all of the time.
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Into BIP with a letter on a tray.
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A letter, sir.
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I think it must be for you, sir.
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Since the writing looks so, well, like a long, young lady, sir.
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These, they can have the same name as my grandfather,
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and not knowing whether male is for him or me makes me tired.
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I suppose I can open this.
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Don't you think so, BIP?
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Yes, sir.
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I should say so from its looks.
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I'll open it and say it is from.
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Well, girl, I declare.
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Listen to this.
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Dear cousin.
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Dear cousin.
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I shall pass through your city on a trip I am taking
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and have decided to stop and spend Thanksgiving with you.
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I know we'll have a splendid time getting acquainted.
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And I hope you'll be glad to see me.
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Your cousin, Sally Evans.
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Now, who is Sally Evans?
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I wonder the cousins we've never seen.
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You know, we have a lot of them.
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But if she is to be here for Thanksgiving,
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we've just got to have a good dinner.
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Perhaps grandfather will change his mind now that she is coming.
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Since he's my, he isn't he kind.
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Now, is it your grandfather here?
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I just want to speak to him about the Thanksgiving.
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He's in the library, miss.
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I'll eat you dreadfully and get himself Thanksgiving.
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Can you have a good dinner?
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My boy, now I didn't show you.
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I didn't, we sat so far ahead and go.
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Well, my talk got fat for a minute.
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Forgive me.
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My boy, now I ain't saying.
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Ain't we such a far ahead to get up, spin, that's gifted us?
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I hate so sad his ways too.
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I bet he don't even know where I'm going.
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Say his ways.
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I'll say his ways.
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Now, the plummet of rocks.
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Hey, say something.
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We're not having a turkey.
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You're a book boy.
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I have a cranberry sauce.
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More and more now to think such thing.
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And I just got a little.
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Oh my.
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Oh, that's the best thing we've ever.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, he's got.
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I'm just a bottle.
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And I just got a little, that a cousin we have never seen would be here.
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What can be done?
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Enter, Bim.
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If you please miss your grandfather says you, you to practice your music well.
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For you to take your lesson this week is same as usual miss.
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I won't take the lesson on those giving days.
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How?
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Say something.
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He's got to be done.
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I don't know what it's dreadful now.
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I can think that's getting.
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But what we should grandpa says.
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How's that?
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I don't know that what is dreadful.
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Now, not to keep Thanksgiving, but when your grandpa says it's to be, it's to be.
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He's so set as wise.
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Now I'm the only one knowing, being his half keeper in all for 10 years.
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He's more than sitting in that runs the set.
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I guess we'll have to give him to, um, sir.
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But to say you know grandfather's a great hand to make bargains.
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I have a plan.
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I believe we can work.
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I don't like the guy who gets your grandpa.
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What would make being in his services for 10 years and all.
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But I do got to get up.
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They skip again.
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And whether you're getting late coming.
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I'll help you.
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It's myself.
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I would like some good roast turkey and all the fixings.
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And a hero for Thanksgiving.
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Says I am specially, especially.
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I'll help you if you can.
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If I can, sir.
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Let's go out of here.
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But we can talk grandfather might come in here.
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Into Mr. Cole.
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Mr. Cole dropping heavily into easy, chair.
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Oh, they're gone.
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Well, I can have quiet reading.
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Pick up his hair magazine.
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Mr. Sturry.
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Reading outlured.
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In the home of Judge Graham, there was an air business segment.
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The long dining table was laid with the best chiner and silver.
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Wow, from the kitchen, floated savory odors of the coming feast.
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Judge Graham with a smile of content sat waiting for us Thanksgiving guests who.
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Bah!
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Smash.
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A Thanksgiving story.
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I'm sick of all this.
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Thanks a given try.
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Grandfather, do I have a cousin Sally Evans?
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Mr. Cole.
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Mr. Cole.
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That's you, man.
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I don't know.
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That's you.
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Oh, wait, hold on.
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Yeah.
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Oh, very likely your grandmother was in Evans in her.
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Oh, my God.
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You just heard voices.
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Are you sure?
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Mr. Cole?
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Why not?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's the old guy.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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I just don't know.
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Okay.
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Very likely your grandmother was in Evans and there are a lot of her people.
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Does she?
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It's not racist.
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Anyway.
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Hey, oh, just thank Grandpa.
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She's coming to visit us.
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Fred had a letter.
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Do you suppose she's about to all age?
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Probably.
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You must have a lot of cousins about that age.
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And Grandpa, she is to be health Thanksgiving day.
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Thanksgiving day, eh?
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Well, she can take the potluck with the rest of us.
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We're not keeping things given this year.
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Not with our company and all we have to be thankful for.
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I ain't got nothing to be thankful for her.
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Say good-and-father.
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I'd like to make a bargain with you.
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Eh?
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What's that?
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A bargain?
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Well, what is it?
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You think you have nothing to be thankful for?
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I have told you so.
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Well, if we hear you say five times that you are thankful.
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You'll not hear me say a goddamn thing about being thankful, boy.
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But if we do hear you saying that you are thankful,
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we may have a good Thanksgiving dinner.
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You may.
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It is a bargain.
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Into...into BIMP and Mrs. Hale.
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They stand at the back.
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It's a bargain.
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If I say I'm thankful five times,
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we'll observe thanks-a-given in a great shape.
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Oh, Mr. Couser, that's fine.
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I do want to get up nice Thanksgiving dinner.
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That's splendid, sir.
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I do enjoy your Thanksgiving feast, sir.
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Hold your horses and don't get too darn excited.
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You won't get a feast in this house.
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I have nothing to be thankful for.
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No, sir.
260
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Very good, sir.
261
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I come to say, sir, Mr. Ames is here to see you.
262
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Well, Hale, show them all in.
263
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Into BIMP with Mrs. Hale.
264
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Mr. Ames, sir.
265
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How do you do, Mr. Cull?
266
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I splunted day, isn't it?
267
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I'm a voice that sounds the same.
268
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Love the Thanksgiving weather we're having.
269
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Just this kind of weather to make folks feel thankful.
270
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Yes, indeed.
271
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,200
We're sure we have a lot to be thankful for our fine city.
272
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Our splendid crops, our nice homes,
273
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and our many blessings, yes, indeed.
274
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That's so, I'm not thankful.
275
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Nothing to be thankful for.
276
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Oh, yes, indeed.
277
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:58,200
Everyone, everyone has much to be thankful for.
278
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,200
Now I call to see Mr. Cull.
279
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If we can get interest in you in a big Thanksgiving dinner,
280
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we're going to have some hookers and blow,
281
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,200
and we're going to give some poor people food in the town.
282
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No ye can't.
283
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:21,200
Oh, we want to serve a good Thanksgiving dinner to several hundred people.
284
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:25,200
Now I'm sure Mr. Cull, you'd be glad to give us a good donation.
285
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,200
I ain't going to give you one goddamn sand, boy.
286
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:34,200
Oh, I'm sure you'd give us a nice gift, say, 25 hours?
287
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Not a sand.
288
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:43,200
I'm a thankful sir, that I know enough not to squander my money.
289
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That's one grandpa.
290
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,200
Right to this book.
291
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,200
Eh?
292
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,200
What?
293
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,200
Oh, shit.
294
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,200
Well, you'll not give me a year.
295
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:57,200
Well, I'm sure Mr. Cull, when you think it over, you help us.
296
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I'll call again.
297
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,200
Good day, sir.
298
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The hookers say hi.
299
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,200
This is Hale.
300
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,200
I'll miss the cow.
301
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:10,200
Sir, follow my dicks is here and he wants to talk to you.
302
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,200
Should I bring him in?
303
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,200
Well, show him in and be done with her.
304
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,200
Ais it, Mrs. Hale?
305
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,200
Into Mr. Dicks.
306
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,200
Well, how to do, Mr. Cull?
307
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,200
How do you do?
308
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:28,200
I swear I'm glad to see you.
309
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,200
I ain't clad eyes on your frog.
310
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,200
Good, cool, sage.
311
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,200
Fuck, are these words?
312
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,200
Shit.
313
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,200
I swear to red, this is.
314
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,200
Yes, I shouldn't have also read something.
315
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:45,200
Well, say now you're looking for a real pork big as a laugh.
316
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,200
And twice as natural.
317
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,200
Twins as natural.
318
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,200
Real and pretty good.
319
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,200
Not very good.
320
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,200
Real poorly in fact.
321
00:16:54,200 --> 00:17:02,200
Shucks, now I ain't too bad.
322
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,200
I'll tell you what, you need more than eight.
323
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:09,200
Something real extra good in braces.
324
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:13,200
That's what I come to see you, but I got the biggest,
325
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,200
fattest, fattest, juiciest piece of, I mean,
326
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:22,200
number one, fourteen pound, thirty, every class rise on.
327
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,200
And I want to tell you, if you're Thanksgiving dinner,
328
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,200
you want me to bring her over tomorrow?
329
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:31,200
She is sure something's gonna happen.
330
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,200
No, I don't want them.
331
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,200
I ain't keep a Thanksgiving this year.
332
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Great scotch, you don't say.
333
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,200
Well, I wish you take this, fella.
334
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:43,200
But Mrs. Hale got him roasted here and never gonna stop eating on him.
335
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,200
I'm thankful that my appetite don't run away with me.
336
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,200
Ooh, good enough, brother.
337
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That's twice.
338
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,200
Well, oh, shit.
339
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,200
Well, yeah, all right.
340
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,200
It'll be the last time.
341
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,200
Now, look here, sir.
342
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:02,200
I know you'll change your mind about this strap and you don't turkey jinn.
343
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,200
I got, I'll stop in again tomorrow.
344
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,200
I don't want him.
345
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,200
Exit Dicks into a baby.
346
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,200
Exit Dicks.
347
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,200
Excuse me, sir.
348
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:20,200
But I wish to buy you a turkey, Mrs. Hale wants it.
349
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,200
Well, excuse me, sir.
350
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,200
But I wish you'd buy that turkey.
351
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:31,200
Mrs. Hale wants him off of bad, sir.
352
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,200
If I might, so be bold to say.
353
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,200
You tend to grow goddamn business.
354
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,200
I ain't more of this when I'll fire you.
355
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,200
I'm thankful I don't have to keep you around.
356
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,200
There are other men I can hire.
357
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:49,200
Oh, grandfather, that is three.
358
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,200
Silence and get out of here.
359
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,200
I throw my cane at Bimp who shouts help.
360
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,200
And jump from the roof.
361
00:18:56,200 --> 00:19:00,200
Fred tries not to laugh, picks up a cane and I give it to his grandfather.
362
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:04,200
Then he hurries out into Ada.
363
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:11,200
This family makes me so tired, but they'll never find, or they'll find they can't never run over me.
364
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:17,200
But yet, I'm thankful for that. I got mine to mine.
365
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:21,200
Oh, Grandpa, that's one more thing you're thankful for.
366
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,200
How splendid.
367
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,200
Oh, Fred, come right down once more.
368
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:33,200
That that makes four times grandfather you are doing fine.
369
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:38,200
Is that so? Well, there won't be another time.
370
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:45,200
Hey, it won't small. You don't know how much we want a good Thanksgiving dinner because it's Sally will be here.
371
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,200
Oh, I'll be glad to see her.
372
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,200
What a drawling time she and Fred and I will have.
373
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:56,200
Well, I'm the, that is, I'm through saying it.
374
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,200
Your cousin can have beef stew and bread pudding for Thanksgiving dinner.
375
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,200
How awful.
376
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,200
That is terrible. Get on out of here.
377
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,200
The cane waves his cane at them.
378
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,200
Mr. Cole waves his cane at them.
379
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:17,200
They go off and he follows slowly, flipping and using a cane in scene.
380
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:35,200
[Music]
381
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Okay.
382
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Scene two.
383
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As before discovered, Fred and Ada.
384
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I support because Sally will come to you.
385
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,200
A grand Thanksgiving she will have.
386
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,200
Arthur gets shameful.
387
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,200
The first time he's ever been here too.
388
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,200
[Laughter]
389
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This is why they rehearse plays, Fred.
390
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,200
Yeah, thank you.
391
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:09,200
Grandfather isn't going to forget himself again and say he is thankful.
392
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Enter Mr. Cole. I'm glad to see you both looking so happy.
393
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,200
[Laughter]
394
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Enter Miss Sally.
395
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Sally.
396
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Oh.
397
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,200
The Butler told me how to come right in.
398
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,200
Goes to Mr. C with hands outstretched.
399
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,200
How do you do?
400
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,200
I'm so glad to see you.
401
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,200
Why?
402
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,200
With surprise. What the fuck, bitch?
403
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,200
Why? I don't believe you know me.
404
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,200
Didn't you get my letter?
405
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,200
Letter. No.
406
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,200
I bet you, Fred. You're supposed to gasp.
407
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,200
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't know how to do it.
408
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,200
You can do it.
409
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,200
I'm going to gasp.
410
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:09,200
I'm your cousin Sally Evans. And I've stopped to spend Thanksgiving with you.
411
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:14,200
Fred falls back into one chair and ate her into another in surprise.
412
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:19,200
Surely you remember me? I'm your wife's old cousin.
413
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,200
We used to be dear friends.
414
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:27,200
Well, I remember how I find good-looking you were when you and your wife visit us.
415
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:32,200
Hold on. And you hardly changed a bit.
416
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:36,200
I love that you don't grow old.
417
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,200
You're real well, aren't you, cousin?
418
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,200
I'm straightened up proudly. I'm glad to see you.
419
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:47,200
Yeah, I'm thankful to say that I'm still pretty goddamn good-looking and young and spy.
420
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,200
Oh, good-and-father. That's his five times. You had said it five times.
421
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:55,200
You said it on a pair if it's 50 times.
422
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,200
But it is a bargain.
423
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,200
Of course, it's a bargain.
424
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,200
Get out of this now.
425
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,200
Fred and they don't run off.
426
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:10,200
Oh, what am I supposed to be saying here?
427
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,200
It was the 20s. It's a different time.
428
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,200
Okay, this was a different time.
429
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:19,200
What queer acting young folks? Who are they?
430
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:25,200
They're just the same as the ones in the middle of the school.
431
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,200
I'm so glad to be here.
432
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,200
She takes off her coat and hat and lays them down.
433
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,200
She and Mr. Cole sit close together.
434
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:40,200
I know we're gonna have just the loveliest visit together.
435
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:44,200
I can't remember the interesting talk of you were when you visited us.
436
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:49,200
Though of course I was very young then. I told you wife dear cousin Loddy.
437
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,200
And you were the most entertaining man I ever met.
438
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:57,200
Well, darling, I appreciate your talking there. Thank you cousin Sally.
439
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,200
Interbib with Mr. Dix.
440
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,200
Mr. Lemule Dix, sir.
441
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,200
Exactly.
442
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:08,200
Wow. Good morning, good morning, Mr. Cole.
443
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:13,200
I just dropped in and see if you want to take that nice fat well of a turkey, did I?
444
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,200
A turkey, did I?
445
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,200
Well, I've been feeding it.
446
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,200
I've been feeding it.
447
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:25,200
I've been feeding it until I swam and he don't weigh more than the day or today.
448
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,200
Say I am a wife.
449
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,200
I say I, Mr. Cole, sure does deserve the biggest.
450
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,200
That's going, what the fuck?
451
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:37,200
Mr. Cole, sure deserves the best that's going.
452
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,200
So I've got him out here in my wagon.
453
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:45,200
You've got to do a say the word and Mrs. Hale will do the rest.
454
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:50,200
Oh, a nice big lovely turkey.
455
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,200
How grand.
456
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:55,200
I do so like turkey for Thanksgiving, friends and friends.
457
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,200
Are you going to buy him?
458
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,200
Well, certainly.
459
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,200
You and Mrs. Hale fix that up.
460
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,200
We want the best of everything for our Thanksgiving feast.
461
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,200
How are I, sir?
462
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:16,200
I can see this is going to be the best Thanksgiving I've spent years.
463
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,200
And I have a great deal to be thankful for.
464
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,200
Yeah, I reckon I do too.
465
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,200
And to Bump with Mr. Ames.
466
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,200
Mr. Ames, sir.
467
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,200
Here's Mr. Ames.
468
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,200
I'll have that.
469
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,200
Yeah, Mr. Ames.
470
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,200
I think you Sally too, so he's got all good.
471
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,200
You can do it.
472
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,200
I can.
473
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:46,200
I hope I don't intrude, Mr. Cole.
474
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:53,200
But I hope you would find it feel interested today and giving us some of your some for dinner for the poor and the hookers.
475
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:59,200
Oh, I did it for the poor hookers.
476
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,200
Thanksgiving dinner.
477
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:06,200
Is it that a lovely idea, cousin Fred?
478
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,200
Nope, it's still you.
479
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,200
It's a good idea.
480
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:18,200
It's going to be a good dinner.
481
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,200
All we need to buy, all we need is the money to buy the food.
482
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,200
Oh, yeah, the money.
483
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,200
Well, put me down for $25.
484
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:31,200
I'd like to help these things get along and I love these am hookers.
485
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:35,200
Thank you very much indeed.
486
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,200
Oh, how lovely to be so generous.
487
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:43,200
It's nothing when I have so much to be thankful for.
488
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:47,200
It is lovely, cousin, to sit here and visit.
489
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,200
But I brought my maid with me.
490
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,200
I better see how she getting known.
491
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,200
The housekeeper took her to the room.
492
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,200
Oh, no.
493
00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,200
She and Mr. Cole rise in different ways.
494
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,200
Yes, and we must go see Mrs. Hill is prepared everything we want for our things.
495
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,200
Give him face.
496
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:11,200
Rises again a second time and takes his cane.
497
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,200
Oh, you do have to use a cane.
498
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,200
No, no, it's barely a notion.
499
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:22,200
He put this cane down straightens up, offers it is on him and they go happily off.
500
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,200
He's a little bit slightly into Kate.
501
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,200
Oh, that's me.
502
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,200
Everything is, no, it keeps me.
503
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,200
I care, you hear not a loosening a bit.
504
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:40,200
It's too dull and the old men folks are all men in the green looking boy about 15 years old.
505
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,200
What do you think of that?
506
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,200
I'd like to know how I'm going to have any good time.
507
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,200
Well, well, what a full-of-space stuff Thanksgiving.
508
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,200
I see thankful when there's no one here but an old man and a boy.
509
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,200
I've got a notion to go someplace else.
510
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,200
And to Bip he stands in the back.
511
00:27:55,200 --> 00:28:00,200
Okay, looks at him and then comes near to the front.
512
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,200
Now, it ain't nice.
513
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,200
I'll also add some as the iceman back home but a real sponge anyway.
514
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,200
I wonder if he can talk.
515
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,200
I believe I like it here all right.
516
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,200
I don't know why I thought I was so dull.
517
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,200
Turns out smile is a pimp.
518
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,200
Oh, miss.
519
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,200
Oh, tell me.
520
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,200
Do you speak English?
521
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,200
Speak English?
522
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,200
What the fuck you think I've been talking to you?
523
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,200
Oh, I see.
524
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,200
Oh, I'm so glad.
525
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:34,200
I don't talk anything but English, myself.
526
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,200
Well, what can I do for you, miss?
527
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,200
Well, you talk to me.
528
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,200
Do you suppose I'd like to stand around by myself when they want to talk to?
529
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,200
Pimp runs and gets two chairs.
530
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:50,200
Put some side-by-side near front and they sit, indulging in light conversation.
531
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:54,200
Kate then comes back to center after making a circle.
532
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:58,200
They join hands with outside hands on hips and go round in a circle
533
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,200
as they sing together with Hopstep.
534
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:06,200
What a cool dialogue.
535
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,200
We...
536
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,200
Yeah, I got a theme together.
537
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,200
He's away.
538
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,200
Oh yeah, dude.
539
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,200
Thankful, thankful, thankful, thankful.
540
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,200
Thankful, thankful.
541
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,200
Thank God we are here today.
542
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,200
Thank you for being with me.
543
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,200
Yeah.
544
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,200
No, miss.
545
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,200
Do come out and take a look at the turkey.
546
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,200
He lies in the state ready for the roasted.
547
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:44,200
You can look at the turkey and I'll look at your breasts.
548
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,200
Thanks.
549
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,200
This is such a fine world.
550
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:54,200
That would be lovely, into Fred and Ada.
551
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:58,200
Well, Ada, how do you like your young cousin, Sally?
552
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,200
Oh, that old man.
553
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,200
[Laughing]
554
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
555
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,200
Yeah, her grandpa does.
556
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,200
He hasn't been so happy in months.
557
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,200
We sure made a mistake.
558
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,200
That writing did not look like a schoolgirl.
559
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,200
I wonder if she wrote it.
560
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:25,200
And she said she was so busy, she had a sister's daughter write the letter.
561
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,200
No wonder we were fooled.
562
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,200
Well, it has turned out to be fine for it.
563
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,200
We are fine for it.
564
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,200
We are going to have a splendid Thanksgiving.
565
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:39,200
grandfather told me to ask Will Jolly for dinner.
566
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,200
They did.
567
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,200
They did.
568
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,200
Why don't we ask Jimbo Jones or not be known some two?
569
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,200
He's splendid.
570
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,200
Who raw for Thanksgiving?
571
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,200
Yes, a regular old fasten fuck fest Thanksgiving.
572
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,200
[Laughing]
573
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,200
They join inside heads, outside hands on hips.
574
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,200
I'm on the right foot, I'm on the left foot,
575
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:10,200
running three steps, hop, hop, as before, and then run again,
576
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:16,200
going thus in a circle around the room, then off into Mr. Cole and Miss Sally.
577
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:21,200
They stand well to the front, several feet apart.
578
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:25,200
What shall I talk about, Miss?
579
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:30,200
Oh, I, oh, the iceman back home always has lots of things to talk about.
580
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,200
He tells me how nice looking I am and lots of things.
581
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,200
Oh, that iceman.
582
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:41,200
You just ought to hear me tell how nice looking you are, Miss.
583
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,200
Oh, how splendid.
584
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,200
Yeah, you got some big old knockers.
585
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,200
[Laughing]
586
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:56,200
And you're so nice looking that you are handsome as a rose grown in a vein.
587
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:01,200
Oh, that is better than the iceman talks.
588
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:05,200
My Miss, you ought to hear me when I get drunk.
589
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,200
I can see a lot of things better than that.
590
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,200
Oh, I hope your booty does the talking soldier.
591
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:16,200
How glad I am that I'm here for a thanks given.
592
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,200
So am I, Miss.
593
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,200
So am I.
594
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:25,200
Why so?
595
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,200
Turkey weighs 14 pounds, Miss.
596
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:32,200
Oh, the turkey.
597
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,200
Ah, turkey to eat.
598
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,200
You got to look at Miss.
599
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:42,200
She is going to be a crank thanks given day.
600
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,200
He takes her by the hand and they rise.
601
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:52,200
It pulls the chairs back at sides of stage and then takes her hand and leads her to the center of stage.
602
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:58,200
She stands while he goes around her in a circle hands on hips, stepping forward with his right foot,
603
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:04,200
then giving a hop with his right foot, stepping forward with left foot, then hopping with his left foot,
604
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,200
then he goes, and he sings.
605
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:11,200
This is the Allen as a signals to the team of old lanes.
606
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,200
Okay.
607
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,200
Your eyes are bright.
608
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,200
Your face is fair.
609
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,200
You are chiming dear.
610
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,200
And I'm very thankful.
611
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,200
So am I.
612
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,200
thankful that you have some big old knockers.
613
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,200
And that you're here.
614
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,200
He stops at center and cake goes around him in a circle.
615
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,200
The same is seated and she sings.
616
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,200
So wish myself away.
617
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:39,200
I'm sure I'm happy very deep on this Thanksgiving.
618
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,200
A day.
619
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:48,200
Aint Bimpencake into Miss Sally and Mr. Co.
620
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:53,200
Oh, we're going to have such a lovely Thanksgiving.
621
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,200
Because of Fred, why do you look slad?
622
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:02,200
I'm so glad you're so gloomy.
623
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,200
Gloomy.
624
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:10,200
When I'm here, I'm thinking of when you go all right.
625
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,200
Oh yes.
626
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,200
I can stay, you know.
627
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,200
I'm sure I'd love to.
628
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,200
What is this thing?
629
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:24,200
You couldn't marry no man like me.
630
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:29,200
The idea you're explaining man just at the right age to suit me.
631
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,200
Oh, you dear.
632
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,200
Oh, you dear girl.
633
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:38,200
And to Mrs. Hale stops it back with hands up in surprise.
634
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,200
Thank you, man.
635
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:46,200
And what's not something's going to happen.
636
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,200
Oh, you dear boy.
637
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,200
I've been waiting years.
638
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,200
I've been waiting years for.
639
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,200
Mr. C puts his arms around her.
640
00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:00,200
Into Bimpencake, they stop at the back and stare.
641
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:06,200
Oh, he's got a softening of the brain.
642
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,200
No, only a softening of the heart.
643
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,200
Mr. Co with an arm around Miss Sally, is he smiles at her?
644
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,200
I hope I shall not die of joy.
645
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,200
Die!
646
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,200
You're going to live for years.
647
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:25,200
Into Fred and Ada as they stop in the back and surprise.
648
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:30,200
And may all of our things given be as happy as to Murr is going to be.
649
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,200
Fred and Ada look at him in astonishment.
650
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,200
Mrs. Hale wipes her eyes.
651
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:42,200
Bimp smiles, Kate holds her hand, and Mr. C and Miss Sally smile each other.
652
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,200
Cuttin'.
653
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:54,200
We pick Nick break and return with more of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast Playhouse
654
00:35:54,200 --> 00:36:01,200
Theatre Playhouse Dramatic Re-enactment of a place giving conspiracy.
655
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,200
A masturbate to peace theater.
656
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:15,200
♪
657
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:25,200
♪
658
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:29,200
♪
659
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,200
♪
660
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:44,200
♪
661
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:48,200
Welcome back to the 180th Division of Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
662
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:53,200
We hope you enjoyed the BLC Playhouse Theatre Players Dramatic Re-enactment Show.
663
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,200
Made possible by a grant from Shinson UL Technology Co-LTD,
664
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,200
which invites you to join them in supporting your local comedy podcast.
665
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,200
Now, I don't even know if that was serious or not.
666
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:10,200
Now, on a more serious note, now I have to do the British accent for everything.
667
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:18,200
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a heartfelt apology from Fred.
668
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,200
Yes.
669
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:29,200
I always go back into the start episodes and there was something that was said last week.
670
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,200
Fred, we offended some people.
671
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,200
That's right.
672
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:40,200
I just had to bring that up because I know I was beginning like really ugly tweets and...
673
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,200
Access.
674
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:47,200
Yeah, and emails from you guys out there listening.
675
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:56,200
So I just thought I would bring this back one more time and just apologize for getting the date wrong on Britney Spears first release.
676
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,200
Yes, and her first release.
677
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,200
And the song.
678
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,200
Yeah, I said it was...
679
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,200
I said it was oops, I did it again, which was a little bit serious.
680
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,200
2000.
681
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,200
But that was not her first hit and her first release.
682
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:22,200
Her first release was "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and I don't know how I could forget that.
683
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,200
I was in the Catholic school where I fit and that was in 1998.
684
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,200
A lot of dumps in 1998.
685
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,200
That's 45 minute dumps.
686
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,200
45 minute dumps all the time.
687
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,200
I was still 22 years old.
688
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:41,200
It was a different time, man.
689
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,200
It was different time.
690
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,200
It was wrong.
691
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,200
It was wrong.
692
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,200
It spent 32 weeks on the charts, on the Billboard charts.
693
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:56,200
So, sat out to Britney, I don't want her to come at me with a knife.
694
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,200
So, 32, dirty socks later.
695
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,200
So all the spearheads out there are spear tips.
696
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:07,200
What a lot you call you Britney fans.
697
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:13,200
Apologize sincerely from the bottom of my spear tips.
698
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:23,200
I'm not a good guy.
699
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:27,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
700
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:31,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
701
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
702
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:37,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
703
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
704
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
705
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
706
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
707
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
708
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
709
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
710
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
711
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
712
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
713
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
714
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
715
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
716
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
717
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
718
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
719
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
720
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
721
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
722
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
723
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
724
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
725
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
726
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
727
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
728
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
729
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
730
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
731
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
732
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
733
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
734
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
735
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
736
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
737
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
738
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
739
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
740
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
741
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
742
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
743
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
744
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
745
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
746
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
747
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
748
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
749
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
750
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
751
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
752
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
753
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
754
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
755
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
756
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
757
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
758
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
759
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
760
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
761
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
762
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
763
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
764
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
765
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
766
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
767
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
768
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
769
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
770
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,200
I'm just a little bit stupid.
771
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,200
I call it my burn it down,
772
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,200
whatever, backyard, burn fire, whatever.
773
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:05,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever, backyard, burn fire, whatever.
774
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever, backyard, burn fire, whatever.
775
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever, backyard, burn fire, whatever.
776
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
777
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
778
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
779
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
780
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
781
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
782
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
783
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
784
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
785
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
786
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,200
I call it my burn fire, whatever.
787
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
788
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
789
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
790
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
791
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
792
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
793
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
794
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
795
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
796
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
797
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
798
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
799
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
800
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
801
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
802
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
803
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
804
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
805
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
806
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
807
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
808
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
809
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
810
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
811
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
812
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
813
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
814
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
815
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
816
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
817
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
818
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
819
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
820
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
821
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
822
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
823
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
824
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
825
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
826
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
827
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
828
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
829
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
830
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
831
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
832
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
833
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
834
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
835
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
836
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
837
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
838
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
839
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
840
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
841
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
842
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
843
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
844
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
845
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
846
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
847
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
848
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
849
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
850
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
851
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
852
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
853
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
854
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
855
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
856
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
857
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
858
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
859
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
860
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
861
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
862
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
863
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
864
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
865
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
866
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
867
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
868
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
869
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
870
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
871
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
872
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
873
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
874
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
875
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
876
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,200
I call it my burn it down, whatever.
877
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,200
Then Fred put on a show for everyone, which is very beautiful.
878
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,200
To that all remember.
879
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,200
He danced a little, sang a little,
880
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,200
sang a little, a little, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
881
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,200
He played some journey.
882
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,200
Yeah.
883
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,200
Don't stop believing, I believe.
884
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,200
Yeah.
885
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,200
I believe.
886
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:43,200
As it became somehow or another, you gave the control of the radio to.
887
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,200
Oh my god.
888
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,200
Or well, maybe not an elderly, a middle-aged white woman.
889
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,200
There you go.
890
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:53,200
And so it became like Bon Jovi in Chicago and Queen.
891
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,200
And Fred was like, I love all these songs.
892
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,200
I'll sing it.
893
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,200
I'll sing it.
894
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,200
Oh, we too.
895
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,200
Of course we all did.
896
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,200
I love those songs.
897
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,200
Nobody's complaining about it.
898
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,200
No one was saying anything bad about your singing.
899
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,200
We thought it was great.
900
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,200
Okay.
901
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,200
So fast forward.
902
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,200
And some other people that I don't know.
903
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,200
Apparently, I don't know anyone.
904
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,200
This is what I got.
905
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,200
This is what I learned.
906
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:19,200
Apparently, some other people I didn't know left also and decided that they would also like to hit a couple of deer.
907
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:22,200
And totaled their vehicle on the way home.
908
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,200
Oh, shit.
909
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,200
Yeah.
910
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,200
So they did theirs on a semi-major interstate.
911
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,200
Just up the road from Fred's house.
912
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,200
I saw that like happened one time.
913
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:36,200
Like, I was going down the highway, same highway.
914
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,200
And me and the car is too late.
915
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,200
It's four lane highway.
916
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,200
And me and the car are side by side.
917
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,200
Like, you know, just traveling the speed limit or, you know, just driving.
918
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,200
And what cars do?
919
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:51,200
And then, you know, I can't see you.
920
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,200
And then, I was like, you know, this is the.
921
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,200
The car that I was talking about.
922
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,200
The car that I was talking about.
923
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,200
The car that I was talking about.
924
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
925
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
926
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
927
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
928
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
929
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
930
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
931
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
932
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
933
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:20,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
934
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
935
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
936
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
937
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
938
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
939
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
940
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
941
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
942
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
943
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
944
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
945
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:43,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
946
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
947
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
948
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
949
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
950
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
951
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
952
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
953
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:52,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
954
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
955
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
956
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,200
And then, I was talking about the car that I was talking about.
957
00:47:55,200 --> 00:48:07,200
So, we walked, we were like, no, we didn't walk.
958
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,200
We drove the car, and it was very late.
959
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,200
And we were like, we'll go drive and see if they're still there
960
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,200
and make sure everything is okay with the people who will wreck their first car.
961
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:19,200
So, we were driving and I was like, you know, you know, it's a good idea.
962
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:24,200
I'm going to drive ridiculously slowly.
963
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:29,200
To make sure that no deers attack my vehicle.
964
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:34,200
Because my car, for those listeners you don't know what my car is, which should be all of you, I hope.
965
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:39,200
Maybe not you, mom, but should be most of you.
966
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:43,200
My car is very small.
967
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,200
And so, it is basically like riding a deer.
968
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,200
We will be made of deer from now.
969
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,200
Will we be good for the last 10 seconds or less?
970
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,200
I got rid of a car like that.
971
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,200
Do you like purposely hit the deer?
972
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,200
Oh, really?
973
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:02,200
You saw the deer and you were like, no, no, yeah, I sped up on them.
974
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:07,200
You know, this is what I wanted.
975
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,200
I didn't want that car anymore.
976
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,200
I did it for the insor-rounds.
977
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,200
I killed that thing.
978
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,200
I didn't kill not one deer.
979
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,200
I didn't kill not one deer.
980
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,200
The deer.
981
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:26,200
I did three, but like, no, they said that the deer in both well and not in the interstate situation.
982
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:30,200
But in the other situations, deer did live.
983
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,200
So, yeah, I did.
984
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,200
It totaled their car and did live on.
985
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,200
Yeah, just for hours.
986
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:42,200
See, but you see it shit like there's another like a little too late highway that track trailers go on.
987
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,200
That's one of the country roads.
988
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:49,200
And I was driving on that road one night and it was like dusk or whatever.
989
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:53,200
So I had my lights on, but like it was still dark enough, you know,
990
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,200
where you can't see the road without light.
991
00:49:56,200 --> 00:50:00,200
And some just driving, driving, driving, murder scene.
992
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:07,200
It was like, yeah, one of the 18-willers hit that deer and I mean, it was like,
993
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:11,200
it looked like something out of Mortal Kombat, you know?
994
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:23,200
It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was just, oh my goodness.
995
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:31,200
And did you see like the tire, the blood tracks from the time I was on the highway.
996
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,200
Yeah.
997
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:36,200
The highway ran with blood.
998
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,200
Yeah.
999
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,200
Oh my God.
1000
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,200
It was so bad.
1001
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:40,200
Oh, that's crazy man.
1002
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,200
It is that time of year that the deer are happy.
1003
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,200
They're moving around.
1004
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,200
They're having fun.
1005
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,200
Yeah.
1006
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,200
Stupid deer.
1007
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,200
It's not a surprise.
1008
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,200
Stupid deer, delicious deer.
1009
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,200
Or something, I don't know.
1010
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,200
I don't eat them.
1011
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,200
I've seen more this week.
1012
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:55,200
No, I remember Don and brought that like rack of ribs.
1013
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,200
Yeah, deer ribs.
1014
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,200
They just, they look like human ribs.
1015
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,200
So that's just gonna need them, dude.
1016
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,200
It might have been.
1017
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,200
I was just like, nah.
1018
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:03,200
I was just going to hunt.
1019
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,200
Yeah.
1020
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,200
Don't know.
1021
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,200
He said he's going to hunt and he said it was a man hunt.
1022
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,200
A friend.
1023
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,200
You won't eat deer.
1024
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,200
No, no.
1025
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,200
No, no.
1026
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,200
No, no, no.
1027
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,200
Oh, dude.
1028
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,960
But let me ask you this.
1029
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:23,720
Would you be willing to go to a brand new eatery in downtown Greenville where we live in the
1030
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:28,840
city very near to us and deer, medium deer to us, deer to us, get it?
1031
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:29,840
That's one.
1032
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:30,840
Not funny.
1033
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:31,840
Anyway.
1034
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,200
So, friend, some of our deer friends, damn it.
1035
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,200
I can't quit saying deer now.
1036
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,200
Yeah.
1037
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,200
That helps them out.
1038
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:48,800
Have you guys ever opened a restaurant called Curian?
1039
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:55,000
And one of the things that Curian features is what's called a bark cootery board.
1040
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,200
Now Fred, you know what a shark cootery board is, right?
1041
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,200
Yeah.
1042
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:05,000
For any listeners at home and Alan, a shark cootery board is just a bunch of shit in a
1043
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:10,000
pile on a, it's some cheese, it's a meat, it's a great, and like some sauce.
1044
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Yeah.
1045
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,280
Is essentially a cheese plate with meat and maybe like a little bit of like a pickle, something
1046
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,280
on it.
1047
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,800
And like, I don't fucking know some bullshit and some of that.
1048
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,000
Everybody sticks their fingers in it.
1049
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Yeah.
1050
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
And they're always like, oh, it's fine to touch this.
1051
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,000
What's going on?
1052
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000
No one's ever heard of that.
1053
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,000
That's all rich are f**king f**kers in this because we're American.
1054
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:34,400
Well, now they offer what's called a bark cootery board, which is a shark cootery
1055
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,400
board for dogs.
1056
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,000
Stupid, man.
1057
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Is it?
1058
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000
You're right.
1059
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000
It is.
1060
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Let me go ahead and clarify that.
1061
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,400
I didn't want to pause too long.
1062
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,400
That's some seashells.
1063
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,400
Yeah.
1064
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,400
It is some seashells.
1065
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:52,400
It never there's been a sea thing that's happened in downtown Greenville.
1066
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,400
That might be our longest running segment now, Fred.
1067
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,400
You got three episodes in a row.
1068
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,400
He's that terminology.
1069
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,400
I really do like it.
1070
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,400
Like I've ever heard.
1071
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:09,400
So they are, um, yeah, I don't even understand why you would care.
1072
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:14,400
I mean, a dog will eat anything, man.
1073
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,400
I don't know.
1074
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,400
I think, shit, if I take butt out there, they'll, they'll kick me out.
1075
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:20,400
Yeah.
1076
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,400
No, I'm not doing that.
1077
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,400
I'm not spinning.
1078
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:27,400
Already, when I would, if I take my kids and wife out to eat, I was spending the opposite.
1079
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,400
I was like, man, I got some pedigree.
1080
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,400
Fuck you.
1081
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,400
I'm taking the dog.
1082
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:38,400
Now, I've been to the park that you could take your dog and it has a bar.
1083
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,400
So you let your dog run in the park and you drink some water, is it shit?
1084
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,400
Oh, for real, not that.
1085
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:44,400
Yeah, that's cool.
1086
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,400
I've done that with bud.
1087
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,400
I'll do that.
1088
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,400
They kicked me out.
1089
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,400
That's right.
1090
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,400
Whatever you say is 100% right.
1091
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:55,400
You know, you're like, we got to have to leave your dog is just too crazy.
1092
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:56,400
Oh, he's wild.
1093
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,400
He was too wild.
1094
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,400
He's not mean.
1095
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,400
He doesn't, but he, you know, he's a shepherd.
1096
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,400
So he's like, it was play, hyper.
1097
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,400
Yeah.
1098
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,400
And all the other people were like, oh, your dog is going to hurt my dog.
1099
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,400
I'm not going to.
1100
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:13,400
Oh, it's like, dude, if my dog was going to hurt you, dog would be dead.
1101
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,400
Tell you, man, they didn't, they just find a dog part.
1102
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,400
Yeah, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1103
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,400
You know, your dog's smelling my dog's ass.
1104
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,400
It's like, what was to do?
1105
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1106
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,400
It's like, man.
1107
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,400
So I drink my beer.
1108
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,400
Here's some left.
1109
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,400
I'm telling you, maybe that was the issue is you're like, you know, like,
1110
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,400
there's like, like, he was a buyer.
1111
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,400
No, it's not the dog there.
1112
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,400
Not the dog there.
1113
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,400
It's not the dog barking.
1114
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,400
It has the, you, you talked about it.
1115
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,400
And it has the, the bar in the dog park.
1116
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,400
Oh, maybe I did talk about it.
1117
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,400
Maybe I did.
1118
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,400
Yeah.
1119
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,400
I think dog park is.
1120
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,400
Yeah.
1121
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,400
You go and you drink and you let your dogs run in the back yard.
1122
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:48,400
And the party.
1123
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,400
I could just drink at home and let that out.
1124
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:51,400
Yeah, that's it.
1125
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,400
I mean, that's eventually that's what I have to do now.
1126
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,400
See, I'm telling you, that's some, that's some.
1127
00:54:55,400 --> 00:55:01,400
I understand why people, I, you know, add them like they so got them rich.
1128
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:06,400
Are they that rich that they can bother dog or fucking cheese plate?
1129
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:07,400
They're in debt.
1130
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:08,400
Literally, yeah.
1131
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,400
Yeah.
1132
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,400
Like, literally, Fred, a dog will eat its own vomit.
1133
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,400
Yeah.
1134
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:18,400
So like, why do you need to buy it to fucking, like, artisan dog chees and shit?
1135
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:19,400
And, you know what?
1136
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,400
It probably is dog vomit.
1137
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,400
And they just serve it up on a plate.
1138
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,400
And you get up and that's what they did.
1139
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,400
That's what they did.
1140
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,400
That's how they do it.
1141
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:35,400
So on like Monday's, the people that come in there, they feed them.
1142
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,400
The, the, whatever.
1143
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,400
Yeah.
1144
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,400
Yeah.
1145
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:40,400
Yeah.
1146
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,400
Then the dog will throw up and they got to clean it up.
1147
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,400
So they keep it.
1148
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,400
Right.
1149
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,400
And that's where they feed the Tuesday dogs.
1150
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,400
And then the Tuesday dogs throw up.
1151
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:49,400
They clean that up.
1152
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,400
That's what they feed it.
1153
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,400
That's what they feed it.
1154
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,400
Yeah.
1155
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:53,400
I don't know.
1156
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,400
Yeah.
1157
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:55,400
Yeah.
1158
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:56,400
Yeah.
1159
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,400
Yeah.
1160
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,400
I don't know.
1161
00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,400
I don't know.
1162
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,400
I don't know.
1163
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,400
Is this free range?
1164
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,400
Yeah.
1165
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,400
Yeah.
1166
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,400
Yeah.
1167
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,400
I just don't know.
1168
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,400
Is this organic?
1169
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,400
It's not.
1170
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,400
Yeah.
1171
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,400
Yeah.
1172
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,400
It's organic.
1173
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,400
Yeah.
1174
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,400
They got date dots on them on the dog shit.
1175
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,400
So they know, like, what it was.
1176
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,400
Yeah.
1177
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,400
Confreshness.
1178
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:21,400
Yeah.
1179
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,400
Yeah.
1180
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,400
Yeah.
1181
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,400
This is Spudsmakense, poop.
1182
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,400
It's going in.
1183
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,400
2500 dollars and outs.
1184
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:30,400
And this kind of his famous 1887.
1185
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:31,400
But like, much.
1186
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:39,400
And then they, like, takes a big whip over and he's like, oh, what's you've been to?
1187
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,400
And they're like, oh, this is why I come to the dog park.
1188
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,400
Yeah.
1189
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,400
High quality shit.
1190
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,400
Literally.
1191
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:49,400
[Laughter]
1192
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,400
It's awful.
1193
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,400
It's fucking terrible, man.
1194
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:54,400
I can't.
1195
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,400
It's his remains.
1196
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,400
[Laughter]
1197
00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,400
People won't.
1198
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:01,400
And you spent the tonight's special.
1199
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,400
It's like it's being made right now.
1200
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:04,400
I don't get it, man.
1201
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,400
I don't.
1202
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,400
Like, I don't get the bringing you back.
1203
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:08,400
I don't get it.
1204
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,400
I don't get it.
1205
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:10,400
I don't.
1206
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,400
Like, I don't get the bringing you back.
1207
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:17,400
I don't get the bringing you dog to a place, first of all, but I also don't get people just
1208
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,400
having their dogs with them all the time now.
1209
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,400
Right.
1210
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:26,400
That is concerning to me because again, I work like, I work very close to Main Street, you know, in our town.
1211
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:32,400
And so like, I walk up and now Main Street a lot, you know, because I'm basically a homeless person that works there.
1212
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:36,400
Or at least I look like a homeless person in the morning apparently because all the other homeless.
1213
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:37,400
What's up?
1214
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:38,400
I'm like, hey, I'm fat.
1215
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,400
I'm fat.
1216
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,400
I'm lazy and don't want to get dressed.
1217
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,400
You're going to carry that cup around.
1218
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:44,400
I don't want my carry the cup.
1219
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:45,400
There's too much.
1220
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,400
Too much work to carry a cup.
1221
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,400
I've been thinking about like, I'm going to stop and get a cup of coffee today.
1222
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,400
And then I'm like, I'm going to have to carry the cup dog.
1223
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,400
I drink it.
1224
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,400
Oh, I can't.
1225
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,400
I can't be bothered to hold my arm up.
1226
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,400
It's like, you get your, you get your head.
1227
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,400
I'm cupholders that go into my, yeah.
1228
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,400
Now we're talking.
1229
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,400
Now we're thinking about the right.
1230
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:10,400
So, but like everywhere I go, there's like 50 freaking people.
1231
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,400
Yeah.
1232
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,400
And this is my, my dog has to be, can I bring my dog into the soda shop?
1233
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:20,400
Can I bring my dog into this distillery and this, no, no, no.
1234
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,400
It's a fucking, it's a fucking, you know, look at me.
1235
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,400
It's just another, I look at me.
1236
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:33,400
And I also think that if you have a dog with you somewhere, like it's a cry for attention, I think.
1237
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:38,400
But also like when you, like, I don't even shit about the person who has the dog.
1238
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:44,400
But the dog is adorable because it's a dog and I'm a puppy and they're like, how dare you?
1239
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,400
And I'm like, don't bring a dog out of you.
1240
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,400
Yeah.
1241
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,400
Like that.
1242
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:55,400
And then the motherfuckers who try to be like, oh, it's my service animal.
1243
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:56,400
Right.
1244
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,400
And come on, man.
1245
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,400
It's like, wow, wow, sir.
1246
00:58:58,400 --> 00:58:59,400
Don't bring your kids out.
1247
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,400
If you don't want me to try and lure them into my bank.
1248
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,400
Are they, I'm public?
1249
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:11,400
If you don't want them to hop in this delicious candy, man, I'm off the spas again.
1250
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,400
Yeah, I'm gonna get that kid.
1251
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,400
Hey, it's the kid of the dog.
1252
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,400
Your choice, lady.
1253
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,400
No, these ain't coming out tonight.
1254
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,400
I'll keep the dog.
1255
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:22,400
Yeah, yeah.
1256
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:26,400
I mean, actually, some, some people would do that.
1257
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,400
Some Steve's would do that.
1258
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:31,400
For sure.
1259
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,400
It drives me crazy, though, man.
1260
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,400
I just can't.
1261
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,400
Yeah, I can't.
1262
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,400
I don't like you know, and you go to the dog park.
1263
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,400
You say, take your dog to the dog park and you take your dog.
1264
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:44,400
And then the people there don't want your dog to hang out.
1265
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1266
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,400
Oh, take your dog away from my dog is like, what?
1267
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,400
Because my dog's black.
1268
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:50,400
Yeah.
1269
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,400
Yeah.
1270
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:52,400
I know.
1271
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,400
I did that once in a week.
1272
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:55,400
Over two.
1273
00:59:55,400 --> 01:00:02,400
I'm sure that it didn't.
1274
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,400
Yeah, I'm sure that it's not what I meant.
1275
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,400
Yeah, really.
1276
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,400
Yeah, all right.
1277
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,400
Yeah, sure.
1278
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,400
All right.
1279
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:09,400
I'll take my black dog and get my black dog.
1280
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:10,400
Okay, that's not it.
1281
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:11,400
Yeah, he's black and brown.
1282
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,400
Yeah, we pre-called the cops for you.
1283
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,400
Yeah.
1284
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,400
That's called line police.
1285
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:27,400
Let's put a line in the middle of the park and your white dogs can stay over there.
1286
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:28,400
Black dogs.
1287
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,400
Yeah, they get away drink from these certain water.
1288
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,400
Yeah, they're in water most.
1289
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,400
I'm in water most.
1290
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,400
Yeah, they've never come on a most.
1291
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,400
All their treats are great.
1292
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,400
We throw feces that you're doing.
1293
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:42,400
That's good for everyone.
1294
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,400
All those things.
1295
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,400
Oh, good.
1296
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,400
I'm telling you, I love it.
1297
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,400
I love it.
1298
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,400
I love November.
1299
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,400
I love all the things that are happening right now.
1300
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:50,400
I love it being cold outside.
1301
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,400
Yeah, it's chilly.
1302
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,400
And the dog park is closed forever.
1303
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,400
I hope.
1304
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:55,400
Yeah.
1305
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,400
I don't know if it's for me.
1306
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:05,400
It is for me too, because my dog is fat and the dog's like, I'm not, I'm not going out.
1307
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:11,400
We go and she's just like, yeah, I'm just going to sit here with you and I'm like, all right.
1308
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,400
Tell you what to do.
1309
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:13,400
You go out there.
1310
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:17,400
You take a take dog laxatives and just throw them out.
1311
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,400
See, that's about there.
1312
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,400
And then the owner takes the dog home.
1313
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,400
They should all over the place.
1314
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,400
The problem is going to be.
1315
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:26,400
The problem would be that my dog would be like, I love these things.
1316
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,400
Yeah, no, no, no, you go out there and cut me.
1317
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,400
Yeah, without the dog.
1318
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,400
Yeah, without the dog.
1319
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:32,400
Yeah, I was there.
1320
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:37,400
Just put it in the, like put it in some cheese and put it on the, on the, on the bark.
1321
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,400
Yeah, because anything I throw, my dog's like, oh, it's food.
1322
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:41,400
Yeah, don't think your dog out there, no?
1323
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,400
What's the equivalent of a pedophile for dogs?
1324
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:48,400
You're like, stay there watching the dogs like a catafile.
1325
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,400
I'm saying a five.
1326
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,400
I wish what you like.
1327
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,400
Yeah, I would bring a dog to a dog park.
1328
01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:58,400
Yeah, that's what.
1329
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,400
These dogs.
1330
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:03,400
Go back into my bag.
1331
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:07,400
And get back into my unmarked van and drive off quickly.
1332
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:08,400
It burned rubber out of here.
1333
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:11,400
It's the van from Dumber and Dumber.
1334
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,400
Yeah, don't you think?
1335
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,400
Yeah, you can agree with your dogs here.
1336
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,400
You just won't get up.
1337
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:21,400
I see one of those vans like it's, uh, yeah, it, but it's blue.
1338
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,400
But it's got like the, it's got the ears there.
1339
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:24,400
It's like a mold.
1340
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:25,400
I've seen that man.
1341
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:26,400
Yeah, it's a real grimmer.
1342
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1343
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,400
But to me, nothing would scare me more as a dog.
1344
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:34,400
We're going to put you in this larger dog.
1345
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,400
Like dogs don't like others.
1346
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,400
It is, but it's going to go in here.
1347
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,400
It's going to put in his butt.
1348
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:42,400
I'm going to bleed.
1349
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:43,400
I get it dogs butt dog.
1350
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,400
Get ready for a lot of weird noises.
1351
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,400
Get the hell out of his friends about it.
1352
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:55,400
He was telling me that he was the guy that is the man.
1353
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,400
I mean, that's wrong with fighting.
1354
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,400
Yeah, I'm fine.
1355
01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,400
Hey, final.
1356
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,400
I saw that big blue van over there, man.
1357
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:02,400
It was going on.
1358
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,400
Like, they put you with his butt, man.
1359
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,400
They didn't know.
1360
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,400
I just got out of his butt.
1361
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:11,400
It was a van.
1362
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,400
What's a van?
1363
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:13,400
I don't know.
1364
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,400
I don't know.
1365
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,400
Why are we holding a dog market?
1366
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,400
Why is there cheese in there?
1367
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,400
Well, this is cranberry juice.
1368
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:25,400
I was doing a lot of cheese.
1369
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,400
So weird.
1370
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,400
All right.
1371
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,400
As well, Fred, you got anything else to for this evening?
1372
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,400
Oh, I got shit, man.
1373
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:32,400
How about you, Alan?
1374
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:35,400
Anything you hold there?
1375
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,400
All right, guys.
1376
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,400
Well, thank you for joining us.
1377
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,400
We hope you enjoyed our DLC Playhouse.
1378
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,400
We also played our player's dramatic reenactment.
1379
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,400
Whatever the fuck that was.
1380
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,400
Yes.
1381
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,400
And if it's not funny, don't worry.
1382
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,400
It'll be equally not funny next week.
1383
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,400
Yes.
1384
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:53,400
I guarantee it.
1385
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:56,400
Look for us at your local dog park.
1386
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,400
We won't be there.
1387
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,400
Look, look for Fred.
1388
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,400
Cheese.
1389
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,400
Yeah, look for Fred with pockets full of cheese and no.
1390
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,400
And we will see you next week.
1391
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,400
Right before Thanksgiving.
1392
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:09,400
Yeah.
1393
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,400
Wait, this is right before Thanksgiving.
1394
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,400
I'll be Thanksgiving everybody.
1395
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,400
We hope you enjoyed Martha's.
1396
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,400
You'll free to play that when all of your relatives start arguing.
1397
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:18,400
Yeah.
1398
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,400
Yeah.
1399
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,400
Play it real loud.
1400
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,400
Just turn it away.
1401
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,400
You have to shut them the fuck up more than that.
1402
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:24,400
Then be like, who the fuck is it?
1403
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,400
Why are you listening?
1404
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,400
You don't make them agree.
1405
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,400
That'll bring your family together.
1406
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:30,400
Yeah.
1407
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,400
The head for us.
1408
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:32,400
Yeah.
1409
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,400
And I ain't for us will bring your family together.
1410
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,400
We all hate that together, though.
1411
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,400
This is the best Thanksgiving ever.
1412
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:41,400
Thanks for your elected podcast.
1413
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,400
I love it.
1414
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:44,400
It's good stuff.
1415
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,400
All right, guys, we're going to get out of here.
1416
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,400
We'll see you next week.
1417
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,400
It'll still be, oh, it'll be December then.
1418
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:50,400
So it'll be Christmas shows.
1419
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,400
Probably not.
1420
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,400
Hmm.
1421
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:53,400
But maybe I don't know.
1422
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:54,400
Who knows what we don't.
1423
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,400
Night night everybody.
1424
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:57,400
BLC you later.
1425
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,400
BLC.
1426
01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,400
It's cranberry sauce.
1427
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:06,400
That starts with the sea, Fred.
1428
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,400
No.
1429
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:11,400
Name another name of more iconic Thanksgiving thing than cranberry sauce.
1430
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,400
Oh, other than turkey and.
1431
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:14,400
Turkey.
1432
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:15,400
And Jesse.
1433
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:21,400
Okay, name of more iconic thing that starts with the sea that's Thanksgiving related.
1434
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,400
Other than.
1435
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,400
Oh, cakes.
1436
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:27,400
Yeah, I was going to say cakes, but.
1437
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:32,400
Cakes Thanksgiving is not about cakes for Thanksgiving is about delicious pies.
1438
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:37,400
And if you can't do, you know what's that thing they call a pie cake, turkey, turkey,
1439
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:38,400
chicken, chicken, chicken?
1440
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,400
No, it's like a pie.
1441
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:44,400
It's like pies baked into a cake baked into a biscuit.
1442
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,400
Do you see the new thing about?
1443
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,400
No, no, it's a cake.
1444
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:56,400
It's pies that are made and then they put cake batter around them and they cook it so that you have a cake.
1445
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,400
It looks like a cake, but it's full of pies.
1446
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,400
Yeah, we're going back to food.
1447
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,400
Well, we're going to, we're ever padding for time now.
1448
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,400
This is where we're going to go.
1449
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,400
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1450
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,400
I'm on the entry court, but it's waiting for you to shut up.
1451
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:09,400
You're never going to.
1452
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:10,400
We'll never end.
1453
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,400
Hi, turkey, pie cake and I think.
1454
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,400
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1455
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1456
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1457
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1458
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1459
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1460
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1461
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1462
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1464
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1465
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1466
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1467
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1468
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,400
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1469
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1470
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1471
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:49,400
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1472
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:51,400
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1473
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,400
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1474
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,400
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1475
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,400
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1476
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,400
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1477
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,400
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1478
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1479
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1480
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1481
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1482
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1483
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1484
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1485
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1486
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1487
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:21,400
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1488
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1489
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,400
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1490
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,400
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1491
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,400
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1492
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,400
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1493
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