This week, on a brand-new episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're throwing this episode back to our childhood, and we've finally done an episode for the kids. That's right, we're facing off in a try not to laugh for the ages, and trust me, we all lose. Then we're giving you the details on words that sound naughty, but aren't, and we have a brand new installment of BLC Masterpiece theater! We educate you on one George Washington Carver and we're chatting about poops! All that and so much more, now to go bed!
This week, on a brand-new episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're throwing this episode back to our childhood, and we've finally done an episode for the kids. That's right, we're facing off in a try not to laugh for the ages, and trust me, we all lose. Then we're giving you the details on words that sound naughty, but aren't, and we have a brand new installment of BLC Masterpiece theater! We educate you on one George Washington Carver and we're chatting about poops! All that and so much more, now to go bed!
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Fancy new seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night suit
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A life, a life, it's a life
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swapping mail in the stars in the morning
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I'm making fun of you!
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With your most harder
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show
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Hey, dolly, hey, dolly, hey, dolly, welcome and welcome to the Do it or the 37th Monkass of the Beauty Monkass
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Yes!
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It's the official Monkass of the silly goose everywhere!
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I shoot so much for listening and right-and-review is on all your parents' tablets
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We're brought to you! We are Bradley Broadcast live!
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On the Baleichese Studios, scattered all across your backyard
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(trumpet rumbling)
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- It's exactly the music on my head and my head.
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(laughs)
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- You know that,
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I immediately put Facebook, Instagram
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and all your favorite podcast stuff,
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analytics.co.co. for kids.com.
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We should get that too.
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Marry your favorite podcast from,
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g.com.
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- Ooh.
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- And now,
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No, no, no, no.
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We're gonna go to jail.
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- Yeah, no.
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- It's a real, poopy pants.
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- It's red.
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- Hey, yeah, poopy pants guy,
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cool, let's poop pants.
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- It's like me.
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(trumpet rumbling)
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- Yeah.
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- It's the coolest.
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- The coolest.
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- Oh, wow.
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Great to have you here kids.
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Hi, it's Daddy.
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Yep.
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And it's the guy.
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- We're definitely going to jail.
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- We're here.
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(laughs)
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And I wanna introduce the guy behind the microphone
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and all the noises and the poop parts and parts and parts.
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It's Alan.
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Oh, it's me.
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- Welcome to the day.
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- Oh.
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(laughs)
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- Hey, good.
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(laughs)
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- What else?
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- Of course, PLC podcast for kids.
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(laughs)
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- Oh, but thank you all for listening.
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And we know you could be six-sevening and everything.
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- Yeah.
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- But instead you're listening to us.
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And you guys are gonna learn what good decisions
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and bad decisions aren't tonight.
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- Yeah.
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- Sorry kids.
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- So Fred,
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no kids show would be complete.
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- Yeah.
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- Without an immediate move in to the world of trying not to laugh.
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- I'm not the lab.
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- Oh, thank you.
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- I challenge both you and Alan to try not to laugh.
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- You'll see.
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- I'm not the lab.
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- Are you doing it like the woman watering them out?
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I got water.
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- Yeah, I'm worried.
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- Okay, so one of us will tell jokes
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while the other two have water in their mouth.
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So, Alan, you have these?
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- I guess, I mean.
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- You tell the first joke.
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Me and her will water up.
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- All right, first joke.
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Why did Superman have to flush the toilet?
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- Just get it out, boy.
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- No one's got me, no.
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- I was pretty good, okay.
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You wanna go Fred?
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- All right, Alan.
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- I gotta get some water.
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- I gotta get some water.
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- That's a water.
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- I know, we'll pat.
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So kids, when someone's not prepared to do the thing
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that we all talked about doing,
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we do what's called patting.
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- Patting so that they can get whatever it is
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that they were supposed to do
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before the show, like homework.
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- That's why you should always study
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make your vitamins, eat your vegetables,
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'cause that's what Mr. T would tell you to do.
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- There you go, eat your vegetables,
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think eat your vitamins,
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eat your vitamins, think your vegetables.
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- And brush the teeth.
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- Brush the teeth. - All right.
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All right, Fred, you and Alan, water, all right.
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Me and Alan?
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Oh yeah, that's right, you and me and you.
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- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I'm doing it.
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- Mm-hmm.
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You know, how do you weigh a millennial?
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In Instagrams.
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It was funny, the reaction was the funniest part.
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All right, here you go, ready to get your waters
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and I'll do the thing.
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All right, ready?
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Oh, first.
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Okay.
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Hey guys, there's a new trend going around our office.
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Everyone is putting names on their food.
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I saw it today while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
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(laughing)
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I'm gonna give you another one 'cause I got it right here.
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I think they picked me at this job
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for my motivational skills, Fred.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard
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when I'm around.
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Get it?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay, I did bad.
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(upbeat music)
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- Was it okay?
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- Do you wanna do like two?
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- Yeah, we'll do three.
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- Three, two.
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- I don't have that much water.
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- The kids always drink your water.
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- I would drink water.
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- Okay, my turn to say a joke?
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- Yeah, sure.
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- Go ahead, I'll.
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- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- A gummy bear.
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- Why do fish live in salt water?
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- 'Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
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- So silly.
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Back on me?
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- Yeah, you two, you're up.
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- That's really them.
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- No, hold on, yep.
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- I read a, mm-hmm.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
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I read a great book on the history of glue.
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I couldn't put it there.
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- There.
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- How many feet are in the yard?
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- Mm.
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- Depends on how many people are standing in it.
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- Okay, not bad.
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- All right, my turn.
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You ready?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- What vegetables are sailors enemies?
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- Fred, you have any water in your mouth?
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- Yeah, I know it is.
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(laughing)
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- You do not, I just open your mouth and say,
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(laughing)
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- How did that either?
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(laughing)
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- I asked if you were ready, I was looking.
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All right, what vegetable?
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- For sailors enemies.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Leaks.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- The most oppler of vegetables.
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- Yeah, the one that's bigger like this.
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(laughing)
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- Okay, what?
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Fred, I got a question for you.
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Why aren't koalas actually bears?
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- Mm-hmm.
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It's because they don't meet the koalifications.
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(laughing)
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- They really have funny, Fred.
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(laughing)
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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(laughing)
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- It wasn't, I just wanted to do a spit thing.
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(laughing)
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That's fine.
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So there you go kids.
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There's what we did.
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I just wanted to do a spit thing.
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- No, that's why you gotta
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get kids, that's why you need to.
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No, I can't tell the kids to follow us on YouTube
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and say, "Oh, no, no follow us on YouTube."
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(laughing)
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- Why did the bicycle fall over?
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- I don't know, why did the bicycle fall over?
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- 'Cause he was too tired.
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- Oh.
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(laughing)
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- Okay, yeah, this is a bad idea.
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- My dog, my dog's my fat.
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He's just a little husky.
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There you go.
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- All right.
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- All right, this is a,
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- We don't need some time to learn.
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- This is those papers, be done, kid.
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But we don't do kids.
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All right, Fred, here's some words that sound
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naughty, but aren't.
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- Oh, okay.
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- Ooh.
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- I got a quick list for you kids.
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So kid, listen up kids at home.
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- Listen up.
274
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- Learn these words.
275
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Say them around your friends and family.
276
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And then when they say, hey, you're not supposed
277
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to say that, you say, wait a minute.
278
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Fred from the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
279
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said it was a-okay for me to say these words.
280
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Lady or man or sir.
281
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- I didn't do it.
282
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- We did it.
283
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- So the first part, Fred.
284
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- I'm gonna say the word, if you know what it is,
285
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tell me what it is.
286
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- Annals.
287
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- Annals.
288
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- Those are like-
289
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- Borrowful situations, right?
290
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- No, it's like-
291
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- Kind of like-
292
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- No, like you know.
293
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- If you add a "you" in there, it kind of tells you.
294
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Annual.
295
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So it's like a record of events arranged in like a yearly scene,
296
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right?
297
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Like in the annals of history, right?
298
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- Ah.
299
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- Okay, what about a penal?
300
00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:21,940
- That's a prison.
301
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- Of a relating to punishment penalties
302
00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:24,580
or punitive institutions.
303
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- Right, a penal.
304
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- Okay.
305
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This one, this one may, we might get beeped
306
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on this one anyway.
307
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- Yep.
308
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- Feckin.
309
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- Feckin.
310
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:35,420
- Ooh.
311
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- Feckin.
312
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- Feckin.
313
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:38,420
- Feckin.
314
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- FeCU-indie.
315
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- Feckin.
316
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- It means-
317
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- It's like, I reckon.
318
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- Yeah, it's a lot of-
319
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- It means, fruitful in offspring or vegetation.
320
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- Mm.
321
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,740
- So if like a tree bears a lot of fruit,
322
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you'd say that tree's like a-
323
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- Right, you got a bacon garden.
324
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- Yep, that's one.
325
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,700
- That's a great feckin to tree right there.
326
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(laughing)
327
00:11:58,540 --> 00:11:59,980
That's what you would say.
328
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- My garden is so feckin.
329
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,420
- Right, yeah, this-
330
00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:05,020
- Maybe that'll be the next on fleek,
331
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,540
which the kids don't know of that as either.
332
00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,180
- Yeah, on fleek, what do you think?
333
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:09,900
- In my feck garden.
334
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,740
- No, this one kids.
335
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I bet you're gonna love this one kids.
336
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,660
- Colder sack.
337
00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:15,500
- Ooh.
338
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,500
- Oh.
339
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,660
- Colder sack.
340
00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,780
- She pushed me right in my coldest sack.
341
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,780
(laughing)
342
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- Can you get down on my coldest sack?
343
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,180
- No.
344
00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:24,340
- Yep.
345
00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:25,140
- All right, how about,
346
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- Come in tonight.
347
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,300
- What?
348
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:29,660
- Come in tonight.
349
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,940
- No.
350
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:35,980
- That is a, that is magnesium iron silicate hydroxide,
351
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:40,780
which is a mineral that is pronounced.
352
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Come in tonight.
353
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,380
- Come in tonight.
354
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:44,220
- Come in tonight.
355
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,740
- Come in tonight.
356
00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,540
- I would like to not slow it down.
357
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(laughing)
358
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:51,980
- For kids, the kids.
359
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,820
- Come in tonight.
360
00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:55,740
If you slow it down in your head kids, don't.
361
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:56,820
- All right.
362
00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:57,660
- All right, well, there's some Fred,
363
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,260
this is a popular word.
364
00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:00,580
We're back in our day.
365
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:01,420
- Yeah.
366
00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:02,260
- Donald cock.
367
00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:03,100
- Donald cock.
368
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,260
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
369
00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:05,100
- Yeah, no.
370
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,460
- That meeting, right?
371
00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:07,300
- That meeting, right?
372
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,140
- Yeah, round it,
373
00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:10,220
the up rubber thing you hit with a badminton thing,
374
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,060
and you hit with a badminton thing,
375
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:11,900
and then we'll walk.
376
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:12,740
- Yep.
377
00:13:12,740 --> 00:13:13,740
- All right, if you more of these,
378
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:14,900
we got, how about,
379
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,740
- Yuviala?
380
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:16,580
- Yuviala.
381
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:17,420
- Yuviala.
382
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,900
- Is that dangly thing in the bag of your throat?
383
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:20,740
- Yeah.
384
00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:23,700
- Like a flaky,
385
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:24,540
- Yeah.
386
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:25,380
(laughing)
387
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:26,460
- I feel like,
388
00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,020
that's how I'm gonna eat Jerry.
389
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,020
- Yeah, and I really,
390
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:31,540
the stretch of it is worse than the word.
391
00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:32,340
It says,
392
00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:34,100
"dependent fleshy lobe
393
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,860
in the middle posterior border of the soft palate."
394
00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,220
- Fleshy lobe.
395
00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:40,660
- I woke up one day and my u-low was long.
396
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:41,500
- Swole?
397
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,500
- I was swollen when I'm a salad the day.
398
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,340
- Right.
399
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,180
- The dark, yeah.
400
00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:46,020
- Right.
401
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,980
You can just, but,
402
00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:50,180
like, fill it,
403
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:51,020
and you're like,
404
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:51,860
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
405
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:52,700
- Like drink a much water
406
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,860
that it'll like shrink back up.
407
00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:54,860
- Yeah, like, you can go,
408
00:13:54,860 --> 00:14:06,700
(imitating
409
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,700
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
410
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,500
- Yeah, when it drinks cold water, it shrinks up.
411
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,340
- Yeah.
412
00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:11,500
- It's like, my cold is like,
413
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,500
- It's like a cold is like,
414
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,500
- Yeah, cold is like, yeah.
415
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,500
- So how about this one, Fred?
416
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,340
This is a popular one.
417
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,340
We talk about this one all the time,
418
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,500
especially at home.
419
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,340
- Right.
420
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,180
- Masticating.
421
00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,020
- That is,
422
00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:20,860
it's like,
423
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,740
when you hurt something,
424
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,780
eating. - Like eating.
425
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,300
- Eating, yeah, grinding and grinding.
426
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,140
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
427
00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:28,300
- With your mouth or teeth.
428
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:32,060
- Yeah, 'cause it's Spanish eating and masticating.
429
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,380
- Right. - Masticating.
430
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,220
- Masticating.
431
00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:35,220
- Yeah, masticating.
432
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,060
- Masticating.
433
00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:36,900
- Masticating.
434
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,020
- Now we're in our top three, Fred.
435
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,540
Number three is, of course,
436
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:42,020
Dungal.
437
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,500
- Oh, yeah.
438
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,900
- I love that word, Dungal.
439
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,380
- Everybody loves a Dungal.
440
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:47,220
- Yeah.
441
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,780
- I just find out what a Dungal was.
442
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:52,380
Like, when I started pointing,
443
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:54,020
like, video games, Yarram's,
444
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,100
and I had a,
445
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,180
- Yeah, as a Dungal.
446
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,700
- From the Dungal in the back.
447
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,540
- Yeah, one of the Dungal.
448
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:00,380
- Yeah.
449
00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:01,220
- Yeah, yeah.
450
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,060
- Like, you know what I mean?
451
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:02,900
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
452
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,940
- All right, number two,
453
00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:07,060
cum laude.
454
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:09,020
- Cum laude.
455
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,020
- Magna cum laude.
456
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:10,860
- Cum laude.
457
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:11,700
- Cum laude.
458
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,660
- So, with distinction or honor, kids,
459
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,660
so if you, you know,
460
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:16,860
if you're out of yourself,
461
00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:17,700
if you're like,
462
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:21,540
hey, bro, I just totally maxed a fortnight and won it.
463
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:24,580
You can be like, I did it cum laude.
464
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,700
- That cum laude.
465
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:26,540
- Cum laude.
466
00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:27,380
- Cum laude.
467
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,220
- Yeah.
468
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,020
- And of course, number one,
469
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:31,460
no list of words that sound naughty,
470
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,020
but probably aren't that naughty,
471
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:36,340
would be complete without one of my favorites.
472
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,340
(laughing)
473
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:38,180
Knuckles.
474
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,980
(laughing)
475
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:40,820
Knuckles.
476
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:44,500
Knuckles, which is like a mallasque.
477
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,740
- Oh, okay.
478
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:46,580
All right.
479
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:47,420
- Can I have one?
480
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:48,260
Can I have one to it?
481
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,500
- As many as you can.
482
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,700
- Oh, I just got one.
483
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,420
- Weenis.
484
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,420
Weenis.
485
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,740
Weenis.
486
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:59,660
Weenis is that little flappy skin under your elbow.
487
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:00,940
That's what they called it.
488
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:01,780
- That's the weenis.
489
00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:02,620
- Weenis?
490
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,100
- That's your weenis.
491
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:04,940
- What's that?
492
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:07,260
So, there you go.
493
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:09,260
- Tell your mom your weenis hurts.
494
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,260
- Yep.
495
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,100
- Don't touch it.
496
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,100
- It's not here, mom.
497
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:12,940
- It's right here.
498
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,860
- So,
499
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:16,020
- Tell your mom your teacher test your,
500
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:18,260
- Oh, no, don't tell your mom that, Knuckles.
501
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,500
(laughing)
502
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,340
- It's not good.
503
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,740
It's not a good kid show, right?
504
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,340
- Yeah, it's not good.
505
00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:26,780
- That's the teacher test your weenis.
506
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:27,780
- Ah!
507
00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:28,620
- Yeah.
508
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,460
- You're right.
509
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,620
(laughing)
510
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:33,020
- No, I'm sure she'll react very loudly.
511
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,380
(laughing)
512
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:35,620
- No, there you go.
513
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,700
So, there's some words that you can't say,
514
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:38,700
which you can't say.
515
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:43,820
So, we're gonna take a quick break,
516
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:45,140
a breakerino.
517
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,140
- A breakerino.
518
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:50,140
- So, we can listen to some rad ads for dance.
519
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,140
- For dance.
520
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:51,980
- For dance.
521
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,460
(laughing)
522
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,300
- You're right, backly.
523
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:56,260
- The Black Link and Collective Podcast
524
00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:59,300
will return after a word from our sponsors.
525
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:06,540
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526
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:09,120
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527
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,700
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528
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529
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:43,700
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530
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:49,700
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531
00:17:49,700 --> 00:18:01,700
Tonight, the BLC players are putting on a show for kids.
532
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:05,700
There's a war between the boys and girls,
533
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:11,700
but Terry has brought a spy into Guillermo's commandent,
534
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:17,700
his friend, Samantha, who is pretending to be a boy.
535
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,700
(upbeat music)
536
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:20,700
- Terry!
537
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,700
- Terry enters.
538
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:23,700
(laughing)
539
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,700
Samantha tries to follow innocuously.
540
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,700
That means, like, none's going on.
541
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:30,700
- Terry!
542
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,700
- Guillermo!
543
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,700
What's up, man?
544
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,700
(upbeat music)
545
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,700
They bro hug and exchange an intricate fist bump.
546
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,700
It takes quite a while.
547
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:46,700
(upbeat music)
548
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,700
- Where you been?
549
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,700
You missed the declaration of everything.
550
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:54,700
The invasion of Chester Drive.
551
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,700
- I just got back from the same park, man.
552
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,700
- Twisted Paris?
553
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,700
- Even better.
554
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,700
A Royal Heels.
555
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,700
- Daddy, sick!
556
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:11,700
Do you want to go on the Twisted World?
557
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,700
- Only six times.
558
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,700
- Only twice.
559
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,700
Boy like?
560
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,700
- Whatever.
561
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,700
- Who's that?
562
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,700
- Oh, that's my friend Sam.
563
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,700
He's really, really shy.
564
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,700
Don't worry about him.
565
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,700
- Yeah!
566
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,700
A wicked shy!
567
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:38,700
- Um, well, alright.
568
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:42,700
- So why the war start?
569
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:47,700
- Because he came to biological warfare.
570
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,700
- Who pick off the measles?
571
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,700
Legripe?
572
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:57,700
- True.
573
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:58,700
Kudis?
574
00:19:58,700 --> 00:19:59,700
- Kudis.
575
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:00,700
- Thank you.
576
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,700
Wow, they weaponized it?
577
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:07,700
- Mom, you had never heard!
578
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,700
- I'm sorry.
579
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,700
- Absolutely, maggot!
580
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:16,700
That Maria Eggman girl was working on something
581
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,700
and everyone started getting sick.
582
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,700
But only the boys.
583
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,700
- Nobody I wouldn't ever.
584
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,700
- I am not a maggot.
585
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,700
- It's just the same, grunt. No big deal.
586
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:33,700
- Anyway, I thought Kudis was just a myth.
587
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,700
Like, if you don't find anyone taking it from him,
588
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,700
you have to take your own sister.
589
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:42,700
- I've never heard of that before!
590
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,700
- Wait, what if you don't have a sister?
591
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,700
- Wait, wait, what?
592
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,700
- What if you're a girl?
593
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:55,700
- What if you take your sister,
594
00:20:55,700 --> 00:21:00,700
but then you have to take someone so you couldn't, but...
595
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:06,700
- So it's just that war with girls.
596
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,700
- For?
597
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,700
- I don't know how long this war would take,
598
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:15,700
but it's the only war that brings peace.
599
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:20,700
- Um, only peace can bring peace.
600
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,700
- I don't know if you like it new,
601
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,700
if I like it new, Frank Terry,
602
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:29,700
is that very good at being shy?
603
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,700
- Sam, it got a point though.
604
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:35,700
What if we, what if we found Maria
605
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:39,700
and had her engineer us up a curve?
606
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:44,700
- Oh, don't think girls have penny stocks.
607
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:48,700
- Peace talks would be excellent.
608
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:53,700
While we had them, I can flake my entire army.
609
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,700
- So good.
610
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,700
- But do not tell them I'm surrendering.
611
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:03,700
You have to give them that to the table first.
612
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,700
- Aw, man.
613
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,700
- Hey, if you don't like it,
614
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:11,700
we can always use more cavalry.
615
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,700
- Get away.
616
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,700
- All you need is a shopping cart.
617
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,700
We provide the boom.
618
00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:20,700
Just make sure it's not one with wheels,
619
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:25,700
but luck when you leave in the parking lot.
620
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:28,700
We learned a hard way.
621
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:31,700
Open off our maggots.
622
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:38,700
And thus concludes another installment of BLC theatre.
623
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:46,700
This spread is why we don't do children's episodes.
624
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:51,700
For these BLC reasons,
625
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:59,700
we'll return in one second with other things.
626
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,700
- All right, welcome back.
627
00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,700
Thank you now for that for the music.
628
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,700
Thank you all.
629
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:09,700
- Now that I finished and I said 71 things.
630
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:13,700
Well, Fred, you know one thing kids love.
631
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,700
- What's that?
632
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,700
- It's trivia.
633
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,700
- I'm come up with some trivia.
634
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:22,700
All these kids are going to know,
635
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:26,700
but we want to know if you kids are going to know them.
636
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:31,700
So here comes some hot trivia, Alan.
637
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:33,700
- It needs trivia.
638
00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:35,700
- It's not, nope.
639
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,700
Didn't say hot trivia.
640
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:41,700
Alan Fred named it, named this episode, "Hot Kids trivia."
641
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:44,700
- Okay.
642
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:47,700
- So Fred, this is so weird.
643
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,700
Why is this so weird?
644
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,700
Why is this so weird?
645
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:55,700
Because we don't, we're betraying our own selves, Fred.
646
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,700
(distant noises)
647
00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:00,700
- They were over my kids.
648
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:04,700
- Each have, there's six kids between me and you Fred.
649
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,700
And we, none of us can relate to any of 'em.
650
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,700
- No.
651
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:09,700
- So it's fine.
652
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:13,700
I love 'em, and they love, they probably think I'm all right.
653
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:14,700
So, but that's fine.
654
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:18,700
So Fred, what, there you see that is what we're missing.
655
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,700
I don't even think he did that in the beginning of the show.
656
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:21,700
- He didn't, didn't.
657
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:22,700
- I didn't think so.
658
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:23,700
- I did.
659
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,700
- He didn't, I did not hear of Mark.
660
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:25,700
- I didn't hear it.
661
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,700
- I heard what the headway through.
662
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,700
- No, I didn't.
663
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:29,700
- I didn't even do.
664
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:30,700
- Nope.
665
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:31,700
- I did it when Fred--
666
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,700
- Alan, we need more parts.
667
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:34,700
We need more parts.
668
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:37,700
(distant noises)
669
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:40,700
(distant noises)
670
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,700
- Who's the F-Boom?
671
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,700
- Who's the F-Boom?
672
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:44,700
- Who's the F-Boom?
673
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:45,700
- It is.
674
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:47,700
- It's supposed to be a F-Boom.
675
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:48,700
- Right.
676
00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:51,700
That was the whole reason we started this show.
677
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,700
(laughs)
678
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:53,700
We've forgotten everything.
679
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,700
- We're in the hardest out of here too.
680
00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:56,700
- Yeah.
681
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:57,700
(laughs)
682
00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:58,700
- Fred was a night.
683
00:24:58,700 --> 00:24:59,700
(distant noises)
684
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:03,700
- Well Fred, what kind of a species can fly backwards?
685
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:06,700
- A slum in bird.
686
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,700
- A slum in bird.
687
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:09,700
- It's a hummingbird.
688
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,700
- It's a hummingbird that's correct.
689
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:14,700
How about this one Fred?
690
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:18,700
How many bones do sharks have?
691
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,700
- Two.
692
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:21,700
- A lot.
693
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:26,700
- Both wrong because the answer is saddle.
694
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:27,700
- saddle?
695
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:28,700
- saddle?
696
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,700
- saddle.
697
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,700
- They don't have any bones.
698
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,700
- They have no bones.
699
00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:33,700
- No bones.
700
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:34,700
- No bones.
701
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,700
- Single bone in them.
702
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,700
- Really?
703
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:37,700
- Sure.
704
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,700
- But that's good fish, then.
705
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:40,700
- I mean I guess.
706
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:41,700
- Tedar bone.
707
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,700
- I don't know about that.
708
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,700
- I'm saying Tedar bones.
709
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:48,700
I'd say kids are need bones.
710
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:49,700
- Start.
711
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,700
- Yeah, yeah.
712
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:52,700
- They have bones because they're not.
713
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,700
- No, we have to think that they should have been.
714
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:55,700
- That's not.
715
00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:56,700
- Says they don't have any bones.
716
00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:57,700
- Tedar are not.
717
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,700
- Tedar bones.
718
00:25:58,700 --> 00:25:59,700
- That's not.
719
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:00,700
- Breaking news.
720
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,700
- Tedar bones.
721
00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,700
They grow out of your skull.
722
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:05,700
- Breaking news.
723
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:12,700
- Tedar are not bones because they do have some similarities to bones.
724
00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:19,700
But according to our friends at Colgate, which is no big toothpaste.
725
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:20,700
- Big teeth.
726
00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:21,700
- Big teeth.
727
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:22,700
- Big teeth.
728
00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:25,700
- Oh, I don't trust them because I had seven popups come on.
729
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:26,700
And we're not.
730
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:27,700
- Yeah, that's right.
731
00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:28,700
- That's the end.
732
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:29,700
- That's the end.
733
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:34,700
- Tedar bones are frequently thought to be the same because they're both white, hard, and rich,
734
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,700
and minerals like calcium and phosphorus.
735
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:41,700
However, they serve different, don't say like me.
736
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,700
However, I am full of phosphorus though.
737
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:48,700
However, they serve different functions with bones providing structure for the body and teeth design.
738
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:52,700
Specifically for chowin' down, baby.
739
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:55,700
- That's not how you get to find a bone.
740
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:58,700
- No, it's cartilage.
741
00:26:58,700 --> 00:26:59,700
For sharks?
742
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:00,700
- Yeah.
743
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,700
- It's cartilage.
744
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:02,700
- It's bruised.
745
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:03,700
- Yeah, there you go.
746
00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:04,700
We knew it.
747
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:05,700
We knew it the whole time.
748
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:08,700
- Oh, like, it's made out of stuff in your nose?
749
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:09,700
- Yeah, pretty much.
750
00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:11,700
- It's just stuff in your nose and ears.
751
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:17,700
- So why don't skeletons have, like, I ain't never seen like a human ear, like, on
752
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:18,700
the bone.
753
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:24,700
- Yeah, it's just, you know, you do the skeleton, like, the skull, the cartilage, just,
754
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:25,700
in fact.
755
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:28,700
- I'm sure for shark skeletons, they probably--
756
00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:30,700
- They don't have bones for a game of--
757
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:35,700
- No, they probably, like, made them, like, you know, because it's just like a real skeleton,
758
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:38,700
you see, like, anywhere, it's not a real bones.
759
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,700
It's just a copy of what's there.
760
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,700
So I'm sure they're like, this is the cartilage that's in a shark.
761
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,700
- I see real bones?
762
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,700
Like, no, I see real bones.
763
00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:51,700
- Right, no, you do see real-- I'm not saying there aren't real bones, like, displayed in your
764
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:52,700
house, friend.
765
00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:55,700
But I'm saying this, and I don't know why they're displayed all over your mouth.
766
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:58,700
Why you have a whole room with a doll that I got out of.
767
00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:00,700
- I'm just going to the skeleton to my closet.
768
00:28:00,700 --> 00:28:03,700
- Yeah, you're like, hey, if you want to go to the bone room, and I'm like, I don't know the
769
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:04,700
thing.
770
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:05,700
I don't want to go to that.
771
00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:06,700
No, no, it's just full of human bones.
772
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:10,700
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
773
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:11,700
it's not that weird.
774
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:12,700
It's just full of human bones.
775
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:13,700
- This is the bone.
776
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:16,260
yeah, and i'm like oh in that case no
777
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:26,100
Friend speaking of bones. Yeah, what's a rhinoceros this horn made of bones?
778
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:29,060
Marvel
779
00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:31,960
So close
780
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,720
hair
781
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,040
here right
782
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,200
That's a lot of hair cuz then the hair
783
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,200
Because that's hard
784
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,200
So kids and adults
785
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:49,200
She's gonna get their rule cut and a haircut and I'm bye bye
786
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,640
Thank you
787
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,640
That should have been the the sound
788
00:28:55,640 --> 00:29:00,360
Okay, so now we got some harder trivia when I
789
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:05,520
Listen and knows all the answers to these, but you guys don't
790
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:10,960
Red what year did a person first walk on to the moon?
791
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,920
You
792
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:22,560
Think both friend no, okay, I was a say 1969 69 how's it gonna say 67 close you've been rough
793
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:28,200
Try it who is the second president of the United States?
794
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:35,720
John Adam that's right, wow Sam. Yeah, Adam's
795
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,240
All right
796
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:47,600
George Washington Carver you're gonna know this one already produce around 300 inventions using what ingredient
797
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,240
penis
798
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,240
penis
799
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,240
This is great
800
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:59,080
Who okay, this is a little harder who wrote oh, oh, no
801
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,400
How
802
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,680
We are not even a butter 300 things I agree with you at a penis
803
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:12,960
Okay, so let's try to name can we get some examples? Yeah, let's go right now. We're gonna let's come up
804
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,620
Let's make peanut butter that you may peanut jet butter
805
00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:23,840
You know oil I'm sure you may know oh, okay, let me look and see if I can figure out if I can get a list of his I like
806
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,320
Wing shot ammunition
807
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,600
I may shoot a
808
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,600
MN is for kind of not
809
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,600
Yeah
810
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:39,360
He's like this one's called a pee and that one's called a nut
811
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:46,200
Okay, so
812
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:56,520
Here you go. He his peanut products created everything from milk cooking oil flower ink dye soaps cosmetic shaving cream and
813
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:04,160
Asceptics and medicine and axel grease and he's now Fred a little bit lesser known about
814
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,440
GWC as we call them
815
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,880
They're around the way because I hope you invented boil peanuts - oh
816
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:17,360
Maybe that's maybe that's like 20 of he's like I fried him. I boil him. I
817
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,120
Cooked them under
818
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,240
Suvibe they're like that's 12 and he's a great
819
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,080
I threw one down the hall and held a door open
820
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:39,600
I'm making them a water made clay
821
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:48,400
16 does a peanuts in three hours and this is what I did
822
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:54,520
I mean, I need cement because I know the old's the new joy stop sitting around playing with your peanuts
823
00:31:54,520 --> 00:32:08,360
You're already never gonna be cooler than George Washington
824
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,120
I will because not only
825
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,560
Brad did he create 300 peanut
826
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:23,240
recipes or inventions he also created over 100 sweet potato products. What
827
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:31,480
Sweet butter. Yeah, that dies paints molasses vinegar and rubber as some of us we've been a rubber
828
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,000
Yeah, where's that been? Yeah
829
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,120
Now when you have a full list of
830
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:44,560
His things do you want me to read through these real? No, we'll put them on the website you guys can go to the website
831
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:51,200
It's a lot. Yeah, I want to try and find somewhere some of the weird ones are he made buttermilk from peanut milk
832
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:55,000
Chili sauce a
833
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:00,760
Lot of these are food related shot. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, no boil peanuts on the list though. No
834
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:09,360
Before peanut that's just where you put two peanuts and make them the shape of a heart
835
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,720
I think
836
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,720
He's
837
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,800
Meal is where you just grind up really really a lot
838
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,000
Peanut Flakes, yeah, okay
839
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,080
Salted some mushrooms
840
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:31,960
It's all to be a little bit salty peanuts. Yeah, he took some mushrooms and he's like hell hell yeah
841
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:38,960
Shredded peanuts
842
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:52,200
That's why you shouldn't do that. Julia even though we know that's yeah, Mark oyster I could cut a long ways. I can die some I'm really some nice them anyway, you want
843
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,400
She sandwich is what
844
00:33:55,400 --> 00:34:03,720
Not soon he saw see me
845
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,720
So
846
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:12,480
But like okay, you know how much you wait I
847
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:18,080
These pictures are always like the way stuff. He's very
848
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:23,680
Like the selfie great words just if you know it's from here up kids
849
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,800
Yeah, listen for you even though Alan said curse words, and that's not good
850
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,200
If you see it, but you totally dead
851
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,760
I did you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna get him out no or I'll never know
852
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,080
Don't never know that you said
853
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:43,960
Kids if you ever see a picture of someone and you're like hey, I wonder what
854
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,680
The rest of them looks like and it's from like
855
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:53,360
Upper shoulders and up. Yeah rest of them looks like it won't fit in the picture
856
00:34:53,360 --> 00:35:00,120
Take that as you will that's your life lesson that's your BLC life lesson of the week is
857
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:06,400
So you know I got to give the guy credit though red because yeah some of the stuff he created
858
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,200
Just really too easy
859
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,080
My beverage for ice cream
860
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:17,180
beverage beverage for a blackberry punch he created blackberry punch
861
00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:21,160
Evaporated peanut beverage what the heck is that?
862
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:25,680
Powdered peanut
863
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,960
Yeah
864
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:34,160
Peanut and there's like multiple peanut lemon punch
865
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,600
Peanut orange punch peanut for two
866
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:42,880
Yeah, yeah, just like oh yeah that too
867
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,200
See like these are the questions like nobody's ever a
868
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:55,500
They've always said George B. Yeah, don't three hundred. Yeah peanuts. What that's what I need to that's and I'm glad we're doing this
869
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:57,500
No, when he further
870
00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:00,940
No one ever would oh
871
00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:04,220
Look up and they're like
872
00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:07,340
We'll take the word for it
873
00:36:07,340 --> 00:36:10,940
It was a peanut punch
874
00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:21,500
Another one was peanut punch number two
875
00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:25,180
That's the right in the lift
876
00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:34,760
He's like hey guys I wonder if he said people follow around I don't even know if he really invented it
877
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,020
He might just thought about it like he might just had a guy who followed him and he's like
878
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:40,420
Peanut lemon punch
879
00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:46,580
Another mad
880
00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:49,940
Great is the greatest of it there's a lot of time
881
00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:56,740
What is this even what it can this be fat producing cream?
882
00:36:56,740 --> 00:37:01,140
Producing cosmetics. Yeah fat producing green
883
00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:05,460
Producing he's like, yeah, these girls are too skinny
884
00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:14,260
Come on eat these peanuts that go all
885
00:37:14,260 --> 00:37:16,260
I got all
886
00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:20,320
He created peanut little peanut likes it is I
887
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,380
don't know
888
00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:23,820
right
889
00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:26,860
Well, I know if you do eat a lot of peanut cuz like
890
00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:36,860
And then like kind of hurts coming out. Yeah, yeah, it feels like you're yeah, pooping out peanuts
891
00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:43,220
So yeah, I mean just so many cream cheese cheese
892
00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:49,860
Cheese Pimento cheese sandwich cheese sandwich is the one that gets me the most out of all
893
00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:55,060
Cheesy which seems like
894
00:37:55,060 --> 00:38:01,660
Yeah, then that should be like an old invention like you can't be like I invented the cheesy like
895
00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:05,860
What how what
896
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:07,860
Why is it a good?
897
00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:12,020
Prove it yeah
898
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:15,380
Prove it he saw me do it. He saw me
899
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:20,020
You heard a say which is but never with cheese in them
900
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:28,100
For something inside the video and he invented the mock chicken
901
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:34,180
The mock chicken. Yeah, I saw the mock chicken. Yeah, fake chicken mock goose mock chicken mock meat
902
00:38:34,420 --> 00:38:36,420
Yeah, he's
903
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:41,860
Really yeah, he made his ground a bunch of peanuts
904
00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:50,420
Right
905
00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:55,860
He probably just did it and he's like assistant. What does this look like do you and he's like looks like I goose
906
00:38:59,860 --> 00:39:02,580
I have that one to the list why do you mock chicken?
907
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:05,860
Chicken
908
00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:11,860
It's chicken it's peanut chicken you see
909
00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:18,900
I better that too Chinese dish peanut chicken
910
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:32,740
So here's here's his quick list of just food related peanut related things that he created yeah, okay peanut bar number one
911
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:38,100
Peanut disc flour don't know what that means peanut brittle and we know we know
912
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:41,380
It was delicious
913
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:47,780
Peanut butter regular three versions. Oh chunky done say just regular
914
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:51,220
peanut cake
915
00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:57,620
Peanut chocolate fudge which is just chocolate fudge with peanuts in it
916
00:39:57,620 --> 00:40:03,220
Peanut dainty's which I assume is some sort of cracker
917
00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:06,500
peanut flakes which is
918
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:09,060
Exactly what it sounds like
919
00:40:09,060 --> 00:40:13,780
11 11 kinds of peanut flour
920
00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:22,100
All right peanut hearts peanut kisses peanut meal peanut popcorn bars peanut relish two of those peanut sausage
921
00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:24,340
Peanut surprise I don't even want to know what that is
922
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:36,020
Is assistant's like listen listen boss
923
00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,820
We gotta get one more momentum done today
924
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:43,220
We're never gonna make any money in the peanut and he's like hold on is like
925
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:52,900
He was like follow me into the other room real quick assistant
926
00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:58,180
And when he did it's he walked in the room he threw a peanut
927
00:40:58,180 --> 00:41:02,340
He's like
928
00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:10,740
Also he invented peanut allergies possibly I don't know
929
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:14,340
He doesn't surprise
930
00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:20,100
Peanut tofu sauce peanut wafers
931
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:24,100
That's shredded peanuts and substitute
932
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:31,140
I mean tofu's been around a long time. I'm surprised that George Washington Carbure was familiar with tofu
933
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:35,940
But then again, you know what I this guy invented like three thousand different peanut things so
934
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:40,260
How can I not I mean again he was probably like what's something that
935
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:43,700
We just need a thing
936
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:46,020
He was kind of like an improv artist
937
00:41:46,020 --> 00:41:48,020
Right
938
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:54,260
I just need a subject and a place and they're like peanut and he's like I love it so far
939
00:41:54,260 --> 00:42:01,780
Boss what if we put peanut in shoes peanut shoes oh my god
940
00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:08,020
Put another one get another nobunny fries ready for me peanut loaf
941
00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:12,660
Okay, like penny low hard a penny loaf us no peanut no
942
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,660
That's the way
943
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:20,020
Need a penny no you need a peanut start fasting
944
00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:26,660
Yeah, not cool if you're not wearing
945
00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:29,940
Got to get the gwc peanuts
946
00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:34,260
The peanut fly us
947
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,260
Oh, the kids at this schoolhouse
948
00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:41,700
What are you? What are you? I got a penny's now wait. Wait. Hey, there's a square
949
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:46,980
Yeah, you gotta read them out of town. I bet you never even had a salted peanut your rub
950
00:42:46,980 --> 00:42:53,860
I invented that see I'm George watch the carver the gangster
951
00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:57,140
So
952
00:42:57,140 --> 00:43:00,900
Yeah, friend there you go. That's what that's a little bit of news about George Washington Carbure
953
00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:07,140
I do that good for him you know, I I mean put him in the history books
954
00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:09,860
I just like
955
00:43:10,580 --> 00:43:13,620
Yeah, it did no like it did like his name
956
00:43:13,620 --> 00:43:17,380
Is synonymous with peanuts like heck
957
00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:20,580
Yeah, high schools named after hell you might even like
958
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:24,420
Something might even say he invented the peanut right
959
00:43:24,420 --> 00:43:31,860
Well peanut butter had been invented before he came up with all this stuff, but he just he taught them how to use it
960
00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:37,380
Yeah, he's like 3m he didn't make the product. He just made it better. He's made it better exactly
961
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:40,340
I just want to know
962
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:44,740
Three-year-old peanut okay, so peanut sausage okay peanut surprise okay here we go
963
00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:52,980
Peanut surprise is just a general term often associated with his immatinal imaginative
964
00:43:52,980 --> 00:43:59,860
Experimental recipes such as peanut sausage which consists of you're never gonna believe this
965
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:02,740
peanuts
966
00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:04,740
Peanut meal and bananas
967
00:44:07,540 --> 00:44:10,260
That's it so if you want peanut sausage
968
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:14,500
Yeah, if you want peanut sausage recipe number 42 as he calls it
969
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:17,220
The ingredients are
970
00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:23,460
He tried this 41 times ready for it. I need you to understand that breath
971
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:28,180
So what do you say
972
00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:30,180
Like peanuts. Yeah
973
00:44:30,180 --> 00:44:33,700
I'll give me you I'll give you the instruction. Oh, I gotta
974
00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:36,180
So I'm gonna give this kids write this down
975
00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:39,380
happen
976
00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:43,540
Half pound of rose to be nuts
977
00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:46,260
Half pound of pecans
978
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:48,900
One out of hickory nuts
979
00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:51,860
One half pound walnut meat
980
00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:55,620
Let's eat it
981
00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:57,860
Six very right bananas
982
00:45:00,340 --> 00:45:07,300
The grind all nuts into a meal and mix thoroughly with the match bananas pack into a mold and steam continuously
983
00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:09,780
for two hours
984
00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:12,420
Yeah, it was for two hours
985
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:16,900
Once cold slice and serve as a roast or for sandwiches
986
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:23,380
That might not be too bad though, you know, I mean I eat a lot of protein. I mean
987
00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:28,420
He did that 41 times
988
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:31,380
He was like a half hour
989
00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:37,780
Five hours. Yeah, was it like 41 was like oh, I did it for six seconds and it didn't work
990
00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:39,780
So
991
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:44,500
Those two hours do you want to get is you would you like his recipe for mock chicken?
992
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:48,580
No, I'm not I'm not good
993
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:52,340
I'm gonna tell you real quick anyway Freddy's all peanut out
994
00:45:52,340 --> 00:45:56,580
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry these peanuts grow many peanuts
995
00:45:57,060 --> 00:45:59,060
All right real quick because I just got to tell this to the kids
996
00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:04,180
peanuts eggs breadcrumbs salt and boiled sweet potatoes
997
00:46:04,180 --> 00:46:07,780
So blanching grind peanuts until oily
998
00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:10,500
And stir in a well-beaten egg
999
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:14,900
If it's too thin add breadcrumbs or cracker dust and salt
1000
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:18,900
slice boiled sweet potatoes spread with the peanut mixture
1001
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:22,820
Dip in egg whites and fry until brown
1002
00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:30,580
Mons, give me the cracker so basically for him peanuts was like for Puerto Ricans a double
1003
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:37,380
Yeah, I guess we put a double and everything double we put a double and everything so
1004
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:42,580
No, no, no, it's a see you're thinking about a boat
1005
00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:48,740
You're thinking about the doobie I'm thinking a don't doby is a thing as well. Yeah, a dobo
1006
00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:54,100
Yeah, it's like I guess peanut would be salt for him peanuts or salt because he puts it in every
1007
00:46:55,060 --> 00:46:57,060
Potential stuff on every day
1008
00:46:57,060 --> 00:47:01,060
Yeah, that's what it said so apparently
1009
00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:04,660
One of the reasons that he came up with all these weird things
1010
00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:07,620
Yeah, because well because yeah
1011
00:47:07,620 --> 00:47:11,780
He taught people in the south how to grow peanuts because the soil was dying and it fixed it
1012
00:47:11,780 --> 00:47:13,940
And then a lot of them were so poor
1013
00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:18,180
That they wanted meats and stuff like that, but they couldn't afford them
1014
00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:21,780
So he came up with recipes to try and emulate meat
1015
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:25,140
So they could at least have the experience of it while
1016
00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:31,700
Assuming a lot of peanuts which are really healthy for you. So yeah, yeah, you know a lot of protein you can eat the shells
1017
00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:37,940
I heard you eat the shells, man. Yeah, I've heard that as well. I heard that. Yeah, my kids eat the sunflower seed
1018
00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:40,820
Yeah, that's the next thing. Yeah, I heard you eat the shells
1019
00:47:40,820 --> 00:47:43,540
Yeah, if you go if you go and find a vendor
1020
00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:46,180
He'll tell you you can eat the shells Fred
1021
00:47:46,180 --> 00:47:49,860
Kids listen if someone tells you you can eat the shells
1022
00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:52,580
They're lying to you
1023
00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:58,340
The shells are not as yummy as they say they are. They're a lot for eating
1024
00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:00,980
No, they're for shelling
1025
00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:03,940
There's a reason they're called shells and not just the thing
1026
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:06,180
Protected and coating around
1027
00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:09,620
Yeah, it's just if it wasn't you know, don't get dirty
1028
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:13,780
It would just be called a peanut if it wasn't for the shell it would just the whole thing would be peanut
1029
00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:17,220
So there you go, Fred, there's your
1030
00:48:18,580 --> 00:48:24,580
I'm craving some peanuts. I bought a big bucket of peanuts the other day and then about 17 in I was like
1031
00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:27,380
I shouldn't eat all these
1032
00:48:27,380 --> 00:48:30,580
You could be like that lady that
1033
00:48:30,580 --> 00:48:33,620
Got divorced in the peanut lady
1034
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:36,340
Yeah, we talk a lot about peanuts on this show
1035
00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:43,220
I realize of that now the top something going to black league and collage might be a top three things
1036
00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:51,780
Peanut podcast for kids we're like George Washington cover of black head
1037
00:48:51,780 --> 00:49:03,140
Yeah, what okay, this is hard when you're not gonna get this one
1038
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:06,420
I'd be willing to let you a blackling collective bug that you want
1039
00:49:06,420 --> 00:49:11,700
All right, Neil what are the names of Cinderella step sisters
1040
00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:14,260
Oh
1041
00:49:14,260 --> 00:49:19,780
Yeah, I know I wouldn't have gotten this yeah, they both in an A I'll tell you that
1042
00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:23,300
As in Raleighda close in
1043
00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:30,180
Grisaylida pretty close actually yeah, Anastasia and Dresella
1044
00:49:30,180 --> 00:49:38,500
All right, so let's see we got a few more of these
1045
00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:46,340
Uh, these are all related to peanuts stupid what is paddocks and bears favorite food
1046
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:49,300
Mom and eight sandwich
1047
00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:51,540
Human
1048
00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:53,540
No, he's got a paddocks and bear up there
1049
00:49:53,540 --> 00:49:56,980
I found him in the dirt
1050
00:49:56,980 --> 00:49:58,980
like
1051
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:05,300
No
1052
00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:08,340
Look at me
1053
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:10,820
I'll be doesn't fart
1054
00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:14,820
Marmalade
1055
00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:23,940
I was gonna get marmalade loafers
1056
00:50:23,940 --> 00:50:26,820
But me mom talked me into peanut loafers instead
1057
00:50:26,820 --> 00:50:33,300
Oh, I keep me peanut at my shoe and my marmalade sandwich in macaque
1058
00:50:36,820 --> 00:50:44,020
Yeah, what is the name? Oh, what is the name of the whole now that one the whole the whole wait a minute
1059
00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:46,580
What is the traditional Passover meal called Fred?
1060
00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:51,380
Uh, I don't know I shouldn't I shouldn't I think it's uh
1061
00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:55,620
No, not lamb is bread manna ain't
1062
00:50:55,620 --> 00:51:03,860
The the the the meal itself not bread. Oh, what is the meal called bread? Oh, I don't know
1063
00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:08,500
I said Fred and you thought bread the cedar the cedar said you're cedar
1064
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,500
The cedar it's the cedar
1065
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:15,460
Thader all right. What is it called when caterpillars turn into butterflies
1066
00:51:15,460 --> 00:51:18,580
It's morphin time
1067
00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:21,700
Metamorphosis
1068
00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:28,420
And now kids
1069
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:31,140
We're gonna switch gears to end the show
1070
00:51:31,140 --> 00:51:33,140
We're not we still got a few more minutes
1071
00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:36,980
But I got some stuff that's really gonna hit you kids real hard, okay?
1072
00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:38,500
Okay
1073
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:44,100
Not in the way that Fred or Alan apparently thinks it hit me with your best shot
1074
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:46,740
Okay, Fred how about
1075
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:49,140
Oh, let's talk about poop for a little while
1076
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:52,580
Why not red
1077
00:51:52,580 --> 00:51:55,540
Do you know what your poop is made of poop?
1078
00:51:55,540 --> 00:52:02,900
And water and water makes up about 75% of your poop. Why is this so silent?
1079
00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:12,740
Oh the rest of the combination of undigested food in organ substances like iron phosphate cholesterol fats and protein and hair and hair
1080
00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:19,940
solubil fiber found in foods like beans and nuts is broken down during digestion
1081
00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:24,340
informs a gel-like substance that becomes part of your poop
1082
00:52:24,340 --> 00:52:28,260
On the other hands
1083
00:52:28,660 --> 00:52:35,860
Hopefully not on the other hand on the other hand foods packed with insoluble fiber like corn, opren and carrots
1084
00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:38,340
Are more difficult for your body to digest
1085
00:52:38,340 --> 00:52:41,140
Which explains why they may appear in your poop
1086
00:52:41,140 --> 00:52:43,940
Still looking relatively unchanged
1087
00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:49,300
Love
1088
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:55,220
And I think when she was like a little bit younger, I used to say when you eat it say see you tomorrow corn
1089
00:52:58,180 --> 00:53:00,180
It's true though
1090
00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:02,820
Eat a bar cord
1091
00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:05,780
All right, kids, so here's some stuff you need to know about more about your poop
1092
00:53:05,780 --> 00:53:08,900
I prefer to call it poop at this point
1093
00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:11,220
So the shadow man doesn't come
1094
00:53:11,220 --> 00:53:16,020
Uh, so Fred color matters when it comes to poop
1095
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:19,940
Yeah, I sure it's not red
1096
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:22,420
Oh, it's really what it says
1097
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:26,580
But black's not good either but you know, yeah, look out for black stool
1098
00:53:27,540 --> 00:53:32,900
Tools though it could be from something as harmless as iron supplements or black liquorish right it'd be bad
1099
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:38,580
could be bad and green is lucky charms like green means have addicts
1100
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:43,620
So in a course don't forget to care about the shape of your poop
1101
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:48,180
There are Fred you want to guess how many different types of
1102
00:53:48,180 --> 00:53:51,620
poop there are so many different shapes there are
1103
00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:54,260
How many?
1104
00:53:54,260 --> 00:53:56,580
Holy crap
1105
00:53:56,660 --> 00:53:58,180
Yeah
1106
00:53:58,180 --> 00:54:00,180
There are seven dives type one
1107
00:54:00,180 --> 00:54:06,020
Is separate hard lumps like pumbles pebbles that are difficult to pass that's deer poop
1108
00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:11,700
I do hard and lumpy resembling a banana sausage a peanut sausage
1109
00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:16,340
Type three is sausage shaped with cracks on the surface
1110
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:22,340
Time for is inner and more snake light smooth and soft yeah
1111
00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:26,260
Type five is soft blobs blobs with clear edges
1112
00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:34,180
Top slubs is mushy pieces with ragged edges
1113
00:54:34,180 --> 00:54:39,060
And our favorite number seven in the sevens you're purely
1114
00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:43,460
There you
1115
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:52,900
Diary and so Fred would you like to know something about your poop? Sure, put the nails something else
1116
00:54:52,900 --> 00:54:56,820
Listen listen to the sound of your poop as it hits the water
1117
00:54:56,820 --> 00:55:01,780
Floating pups could be an indication of high fat content
1118
00:55:01,780 --> 00:55:06,100
And which could be a science of the bad so your poop
1119
00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:11,940
Good sink in the toilet. I don't know. I thought floating poop was good. I thought I was high fiber
1120
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:16,260
I thought floating poop meant you were like pooping out fat and so you were lose weight
1121
00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:20,580
So
1122
00:55:20,580 --> 00:55:26,820
Fred apparently what would you say is the normal amount of times to fart in a day
1123
00:55:26,820 --> 00:55:29,780
fart yes, get a given rain
1124
00:55:29,780 --> 00:55:33,140
I'm gonna say
1125
00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:36,340
200
1126
00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:38,100
That was very close
1127
00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:42,260
No actually Fred you're pretty close you're pretty you know what Fred I know about what it is
1128
00:55:42,260 --> 00:55:45,220
I was gonna say if there's one thing I can tell you about after this episode
1129
00:55:45,220 --> 00:55:47,140
You know a lot about
1130
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:52,020
Rear ends right the body so it is it's normal I like to pass gas
1131
00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:56,180
10 to 18 times a day
1132
00:56:10,260 --> 00:56:11,940
All right Fred here's when you're not gonna like
1133
00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:15,300
This is the best one I hope
1134
00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:19,140
Fred your cell phone
1135
00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:22,420
Could be covered in poop
1136
00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:24,020
Covered in poop
1137
00:56:24,020 --> 00:56:27,220
It says won't make sure you wash your hands well after using the bathroom
1138
00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:30,020
poop might travel with you
1139
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:33,940
Researchers discovered that cell phones carry a diverse range of microorganisms
1140
00:56:33,940 --> 00:56:36,900
Most of which are a hundred percent poop
1141
00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:38,980
Yeah, be careful
1142
00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:41,460
There you go
1143
00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:48,580
I'm about to go pull so kids so in other words if the kids go in there and the bathroom with their iPads
1144
00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:52,420
Yeah, they're are their mom and dad's phones. Yep. Oh
1145
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:55,300
Oh, no
1146
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,700
Think about like you know it's gonna sound like an era
1147
00:56:57,700 --> 00:57:04,180
Well, we used to take back in the in the day you take magazines in there. Yeah, magazines or things
1148
00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:09,940
I never took magazines then I just had to find like whatever random things in the bag
1149
00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:15,380
Yeah
1150
00:57:15,380 --> 00:57:17,380
The spray bottle is
1151
00:57:17,380 --> 00:57:21,140
Alcohol you didn't see
1152
00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:26,500
Oh don't inhale I'm just gonna spray to my face for five minutes
1153
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:31,460
All right ladies, gentlemen. I think I think that hopefully you guys enjoyed the show
1154
00:57:33,940 --> 00:57:35,940
Probably never do it
1155
00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:39,620
Nope enjoy
1156
00:57:39,620 --> 00:57:43,220
Hey wait just a few more years till you're the gripe old age of 18
1157
00:57:43,220 --> 00:57:47,700
Yeah, you can feel for you listen to the LC podcast anytime
1158
00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:51,540
Whenever you're willing to
1159
00:57:51,540 --> 00:57:56,820
Not be smarter than you already are great job. It's thanks for everything
1160
00:57:56,820 --> 00:57:59,940
We love you all
1161
00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:03,220
Never make us do this again good night, and we'll see you next time
1162
00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:05,860
On the BLC podcast
1163
00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:07,860
Yeah
1164
00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:38,020
Friends
1165
00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:40,020
I'm sharing a special moment
1166
00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:58,900
That's it man game over man game over
1167
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:03,300
Just hang loose blood she's gonna catch up on the rebar admit
1168
00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:06,260
Oh
1169
00:59:06,260 --> 00:59:11,380
What a
1170
00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:16,660
Will
1171
00:59:16,660 --> 00:59:18,660
I still have Easter baby
1172
00:59:18,660 --> 00:59:29,380
I don't worry nobody's listening anyway as you know I'm a man of special needs surely you can't be serious
1173
00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:31,940
I am serious and don't call me surely