Fasten your seat belts for a wild ride! This week's episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast is a whirlwind of hilarious mishaps and summer adventures. Join Fred, Allan, and Parker as they dive into some truly embarrassing and side-splitting stories. Parker kicks things off with a tale of toilet troubles that you won't believe. From clogged toilets to desperate measures, Parker's story will have you laughing out loud and shaking your head in disbelief. Fred then takes us on a journey through the second part of his summer vacation. From the sweltering heat of downtown Gatlinburg to a family reunion in Pennsylvania, Fred's adventures are filled with unexpected twists, dog poop, and a trip to a local dive bar that you won't want to miss. The gang also tries their hand at blind rankings, a popular TikTok challenge that's sure to bring some laughs. Whether it's ranking languages, the tallest things, or the highest-grossing movies from the '80s, their lists are as unpredictable as they are entertaining.
Fasten your seat belts for a wild ride! This week's episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast is a whirlwind of hilarious mishaps and summer adventures. Join Fred, Allan, and Parker as they dive into some truly embarrassing and side-splitting stories.
Parker kicks things off with a tale of toilet troubles that you won't believe. From clogged toilets to desperate measures, Parker's story will have you laughing out loud and shaking your head in disbelief.
Fred then takes us on a journey through the second part of his summer vacation. From the sweltering heat of downtown Gatlinburg to a family reunion in Pennsylvania, Fred's adventures are filled with unexpected twists, dog poop, and a trip to a local dive bar that you won't want to miss.
The gang also tries their hand at blind rankings, a popular TikTok challenge that's sure to bring some laughs. Whether it's ranking languages, the tallest things, or the highest-grossing movies from the '80s, their lists are as unpredictable as they are entertaining.
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00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast featuring Archer and Fred
00:57 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast episode 148, maybe not
12:15 - Be warned, America. Don't go into, uh. Apparently, everybody turns off their water
12:39 - Fred left his family in Tennessee during his vacation last week
27:18 - Virginia is notorious for they police. They are, they, they clock speed by airplane
29:28 - Traffic on I-95 was horrendous. It just never would flow. Not until we got into Virginia tech
34:11 - Get ready for our attempt at blind rankings. Welcome back to Black Lincoln collective podcast
36:04 - Alan: The top five languages in the world are languages
41:32 - You guys are gonna rank tallest things from tallest to shortest
47:21 - All right, so, all right, my list, better than mine, is going to be really good
57:53 - We can live stream it, right? Any of our listeners want to watch
59:33 - We're glad you were with us on July 4, Valentine
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>> Parker: Fasten your seat belts.
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>> Freddy: It's going to be a bumpy night.
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Alive. It's alive.
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It's alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, it's gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping
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man lift stars in the morning. I'm making pot.
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>> Parker: With your host, Archer.
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>> Parker: Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also
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Ellen on the board.
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>> Parker: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now, let's start the banjo.
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Welcome. Welcome, one and all, to what promises to
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be an episode of the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: There you go.
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>> Parker: Hopefully episode 148, maybe not. We'll see.
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We're so glad you joined us, and we can't thank
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you enough for your support on
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all the apps. Yes, all those
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things and YouTube and all that. Well,
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subscribe. You can always check us
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out@blcpodcast.com. facebook or Twitter is
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dead Fred. Only x remains.
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>> Freddy: I never call it this.
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>> Parker: And, of course, I agree. I love it. And, of
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course, listen to us every single day on
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your favorite podcast platform, and like.
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And subscribe and tweet the show and tell us how
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great a producer Alan is, because that might be the only thing that saves his job
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this week. Even though he doesn't get paid for it, he's still gonna
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get fired. It's hard to get fired from a
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job you don't get paid for, Fred. But,
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he's managed.
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Without any further ado, let me introduce Fred.
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>> Freddy: Yes. Hey, what's up? it's me. I'm
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here. 148,
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Alan. 148.
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>> Parker: 148.
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>> Parker: 148 the show.
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>> Parker: Oh, okay. I don't know. I thought it was like, code.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: I was like, 148,
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motherfucker.
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I remember that. That movie came out and, like, we went and
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saw it because, you know,
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walking out, I was like one.
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>> Freddy: I just remember, like, they were playing slap
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hands. Remember, you know, the
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game where. Yeah, my man was like. He was
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like, punching it with the rings on.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I do that to my kids.
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>> Parker: And the little.
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>> Freddy: The little guy was like, David, no.
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He was just, like, crushing his hands. Oh, no.
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David, stop.
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>> Parker: Poor guy.
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David,
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welcome to the show, everybody. We're so glad that you've joined
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So, guys, I gotta tell you this.
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Arthur Miller said the best work that anybody
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writes is the work that is on the verge of
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embarrassing to them. And, well, Fred,
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this is gonna be that. So
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we should be Joe Rogan for sure,
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because Fred and Alan and I made sure not to
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tell you this. I made 1000%
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sure not to tell you this before we actually. Before I told you this
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today. So they're learning this as we go,
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it happened again.
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Once again. it's been almost a year since it
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happened. I'm not gonna let you guess because I don't want you to guess.
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A lot of stupid shit happened last year.
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I was out
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again. You guys may know if you've listened to the show. I work
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in, an arm of the real estate. So I was out of
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the property taking pictures again,
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and I was like.
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>> Freddy: You got locked in a holiday? Yes.
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>> Parker: No, not quite. I was like, oh, I
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gotta use. I really gotta use the bathroom really bad.
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>> Parker: And so I was like, well, this is like a business. Like, this
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should be fine.
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figure it out as we go. But, if you go back to that
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other episode, I was like, oh, I flushed it once, it worked,
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and then I pooped and it didn't flush
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again. Guess what happened this
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time. The
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exact same thing.
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>> Parker: So, thankfully, I was by myself. I was able to
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get out of the building. And this is like
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he said, I feel so stupid because this is so stupidly
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embarrassing for me. so I get out of the building and I'm like, I gotta.
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I gotta flush this toilet. Like, I have to. This is like, this
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isn't like those other people where it was like some abandoned
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fucking warehouse, right?
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>> Parker: This was like a legitimate business that, like, people were
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going to come visit and look at in the next couple of days.
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>> Freddy: They turned the water off.
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>> Parker: Yeah. I was like, I gotta get. I gotta get this toilet flush.
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so you remember back in the day, and. Sorry to be the toilet podcast already,
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but remember back in the day, Allen, and we used to do this when we didn't have,
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like, water or when our toilet didn't work, we would pour
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water into the bowl part, not the back part, but the bowl
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itself, and that pressure would force it.
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>> Freddy: Right?
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>> Parker: Yeah, that doesn't apparently work anymore. So
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what? No, because I. So what I did bring
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big brain on me over here is I was like, I'll
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go get. I have some, like, some bottles in my car.
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I'll go to the other toilet, take
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the water out of the back of it, dump it into this one,
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it'll flush itself. Problems, crisis averted.
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Right, right. So I did that. Got my hands all
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grossed up. Did not work. So then I was like,
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okay, I'll go to the local
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grocery store here. I'm the only one there. Like I
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said, I was like, I'll go to the local grocery store, grab a couple of
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gallons of water, and pour it in, and
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it should be fine. No problem. Those two gallons of water
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in, nothing happened.
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>> Freddy: Shut up.
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so.
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the.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: The upper decker.
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>> Freddy: So are you flowing? You overflowing
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by now?
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>> Parker: No, no, it just. It keeps draining, like, immediately draining
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out.
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>> Freddy: Oh, so it won't, like, flush it.
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>> Parker: So it doesn't have enough power to, like, flush. Yeah.
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man, like, yeah, you got it. Because you got to put, like,
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all at once.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I remember that now.
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>> Parker: But. So I was like, okay, well, I've already wasted money
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and time. I'm just gonna. I was like, I'm going. I'm
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leaving, and I'll deal with this another
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day. So I left. I went home. you
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know, I went back to work and didn't. Went home
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and realized, like, shit, I was, like, guilt ridden because
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I was like, man, it wouldn't have been so bad. And
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again, kids, or, if you're listening this,
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please just ignore this. I ate a lot of chili these
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last couple days, and so I was like, hey, maybe it's
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not that bad. And then I walked out.
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Walked away. I was like, oh, it's terrible. It's worse than I could ever.
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when they come to check out the chance.
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So, I. So I told my wife I'm gonna wake up early today. I'm
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gonna go out there, and I'm gonna get this toilet to flush.
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find. Like, I was like, I took, like, five bottles
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of water out there with me. Like, two. One gallons and a bunch of,
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like, one liters. And. And I was like,
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okay, let's learn. Let's learn from our
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mistakes. Let's put it in the back of the
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toilet and flush it like a regular
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toilet. Lo and behold, like,
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six gallons of water later combined. Between yesterday
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and today, the toilet flush. And now,
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that in and of itself is embarrassing, but what's really.
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he's like, you put water in the
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toilet, right?
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realized on my way out this morning
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that. Oh, this dude who owns it, which he should has.
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Like, he has a camera set up in here. So he
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has multiple cameras. So
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I don't know if he watches them. I'm sure it alerted him that there was
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motion in the place last night,
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afternoon and today. And he's like, who's this
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fat fuck carrying all this water? Why is he carried all
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this water?
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I'm sure he figured. I have no doubt that he
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figured. So that's been how I started.
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That's how I started. Ended my day yesterday and started my day
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today with the revenge of the
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stupidity.
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Oh, no, I'm calling
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it calling in sick forever.
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so this is the conundrum that I'm in still currently
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is this morning. I was like, should I tell them that I did,
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like, in case the guy calls and ask, why
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was your eye there again? Should I tell my guys
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that I.
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>> Freddy: Only tell them right?
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Yeah, that's. That's not like you did
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anything wrong.
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>> Parker: If anything, I did things right.
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>> Freddy: You have no reason. Yeah, you have no reason to write
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come for you. Makes you seem like you
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have a guilty conscience if.
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>> Parker: Right, yeah.
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>> Freddy: If anybody, I just want to let you know, I shit in the
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toilet and it wouldn't go down. So I had to do all this extra
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work, and I was in there.
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worst part about it is, and that wasn't the one worst part, but this is, this feels like the worst
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part. And this is why I was like, no, I'm m not gonna tell them, is because while I was
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taking pictures of this place, because again, I was by myself. I got a text
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from the guys who communicate with a guy, and they're like,
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hey, we just want to let you know you're doing a great job. We're
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gonna take you out to lunch, wherever you want to go on Friday.
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Appreciation. And I'm like,
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you may not want to do that if I tell you
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that I clogged shit in this toilet.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And then ran to multiple locations to try and get it to
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flood and.
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>> Freddy: Failed to, just don't go out there. Eat chili
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with them at wins, man.
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>> Parker: We're going for chili.
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>> Parker: When I was, I was about
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1415 years old, and, this
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didn't happen to me. This happened to my brother. We went to New
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York to visit, family, and we went to
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church, and my brother went to the
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bathroom at the church and clogged the bathroom
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and it overflowed. And it came down.
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The bathroom was behind the pupil
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where the people were at, and the water came down and went down
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the hill.
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>> Freddy: yep. It's a manicure. Remember
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that?
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>> Parker: Which brother was that? Can you call on which brother
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it was? Eric? It's always Eric.
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>> Parker: Eric.
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>> Parker: you can always check out Eric on the NCIS
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podcast. That's a North Carolina.
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>> Parker: It's always Eric.
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>> Parker: Check him out anytime. So, yeah, so that's how my
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day started. Yes. Or started. Ended yesterday.
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Started today. And I was like, man, like, I don't even
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want to say anything that this happened again. But then
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I was like, I kind of have to. Like,
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how many people can say that they've made that mistake
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twice? I can.
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I feel like a total idiot.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And I realized next time I go anywhere, I'm just gonna poop
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before I go.
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>> Freddy: There you go.
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>> Parker: Well, see, the problem was I had to do. So I had to do.
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I had to do pictures of place. So I spent, like,
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25, 30 minutes in there taking pictures and stuff by myself.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And that's when it hit me, like, at the end of that, so I wouldn't. I didn't have
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an indication that that was gonna happen
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before it happened. You know what I'm saying?
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>> Freddy: Right, right.
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>> Parker: So don't. Don't go into,
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Apparently, everybody turns off their water if they don't have someone in their building.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Be warned, America. Now.
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You know,
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speaking of shit, Fred, how was the second part of your
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vacation?
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>> Freddy: Shit? What shit? I wouldn't give
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shit.
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>> Parker: Well, I didn't know, so it was good. That's called a
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segue, that segue.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it was good. It was all right. Yeah, we went back
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if, everybody remembers from last episode. So
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I left my family.
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And last time on
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the black League of collective podcast, Fred left his
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family.
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>> Parker: In Gatlinburg, became a
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star.
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>> Parker: He left his family in Tennessee.
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>> Freddy: Hello, honey. I'm m back from the
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Carolinas.
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>> Parker: I have returned, dearest, back to.
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They want me back on Hatfields and McCoys again.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I got called up to the big
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show.
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>> Parker: We're actors now.
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>> Freddy: Right? I went back to. I went back up there,
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last Thursday.
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>> Parker: See what was left of your family.
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>> Freddy: Right, man. And by the
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time, like, that's when the heat wave moved in.
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>> Parker: Sure.
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>> Freddy: Like, so, like, that area, it was
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like. It's like 94 degrees, dude. Like,
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94. Yeah, it was
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terrible. Like. But going back, my, my wife's van
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started to, like, run hot.
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Like, I'm in the mountains and shit. Yeah,
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I'm m saying, and when you.
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>> Parker: When you were going back?
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>> Freddy: Yeah, when I was going back. Yeah, yeah. I took. We
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took the van up there, and then I drove the van back.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Freddy: And, so now I'm on the way back, and it starts overheating. And I'm
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like, fuck, man. So I gotta turn the air
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off. Maybe, you know, that'll help the engine not pull.
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And, like, it brought it back down. But I had to ride the
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rest of the way, like, with the windows down.
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>> Parker: I remember back in the day, you had to turn the heat on.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, turn he. Yeah,
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yeah. But, So I get back up there, and
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then that day we did, we went downtown.
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Matter of fact, that was, like summer solstice. It was, it
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was, it was, yeah. First day of summer, I
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think. Longest day of the year. And, Yeah, she
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decides to go downtown at, like, 05:00.
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>> Parker: It's like, downtown.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. It's
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so sweaty down there.
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>> Parker: Right? Either way, whichever downtown he went, you'll be
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sweaty on that day.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. And then, like, like,
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every time m we go on vacation in the summer,
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every time we go on vacation, the summer, it's the same thing. Like,
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everybody's miserable.
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>> Parker: Yeah, dude, nobody wants to do stuff.
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>> Freddy: Nobody wants to do shit in the fucking heat.
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And I told her, I was like, this is last year. We're doing anything in
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the summer. Yeah, this is gonna be. But, my
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daughter.
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>> Parker: We do anything in the summer.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, for real.
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>> Parker: I'm with you, dude. I'm with you.
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>> Freddy: My daughter stepped in dog shit, like, right there on the
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sidewalk. This fucking people.
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>> Parker: At least it was everywhere.
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>> Freddy: Shit. Yeah.
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>> Parker: I'm so glad it was, Stephen. Hot brand. Hooray.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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Fresh. Yeah.
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>> Parker: Fucking Tennessee. The
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Tennessee.
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>> Freddy: so that was, like, last night here.
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>> Parker: Tennessee. Turn a door.
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>> Freddy: That's the new ride at Dollywood.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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So you guys went downtown. You went to downtown
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Gatlinburg, where, like I said, we talked about last week, where I was like, that's the one
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thing you can't miss. All of the trinket shops
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you've ever wanted.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, that's it. We did get to see a guy make
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candy. Like, gross candy, though. I think it was taffy.
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Oh, like, is that soft on the
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way? Yeah. When they do it on the wheel.
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Yeah. taffy.
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>> Parker: Saltwater taffy.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. It's banana. It was gross.
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>> Parker: Ah.
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>> Freddy: yeah, it was banana. It's nasty.
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>> Parker: Sounds bananas to me.
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>> Freddy: So then, like, we check out the next day
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and now gets it.
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>> Parker: Like, two minutes later.
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>> Freddy: Sorry.
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>> Parker: You check out. I apologize.
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>> Freddy: No, out here. we checked out,
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and then on the way to Pennsylvania,
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right, from Tennessee.
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>> Parker: To drive to P. All right.
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>> Freddy: Pennsylvania, man. Fucking 8 hours.
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That. That trip was okay. I slept most of that. I
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slept most of that, so.
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>> Parker: Well, you. So you drove and slept at the same
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time?
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>> Freddy: No, she drove us.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. And, so we
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get up there, and, like, the reason we went up there
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is her family was have. Her
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mom's side of the family was having family union.
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So, like, they usually have one every
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year, but it's getting less. It's
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been. Yeah, dude, I.
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So it's been getting less and less every year.
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Like, this year, it was us. it was,
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like, her family with me and the
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kids and
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another couple from Virginia.
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So, like, it's rough, man.
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>> Parker: It's rough getting the family.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. So we,
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like, it was our job to, like,
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cook. You know what I'm saying? The hamburgers and hot dogs and shit.
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So, like, we did that shit and,
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like, ate. They did a little trivia.
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It was fifties themed. And I was like, oh,
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shit. I was like, am I supposed to, like,
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go in the kitchen?
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>> Parker: Like, not you.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I was kind of sitting by myself,
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too.
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>> Parker: They're like, no, no, no.
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>> Freddy: You're too close to the stage.
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>> Parker: Go to the back.
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>> Freddy: That was.
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Oh, my God.
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>> Parker: there's a reason we don't do this at fender.
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>> Freddy: It's gravy.
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Two minutes.
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>> Parker: This week for Alan's delayed reactions.
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It was like, so who won trivia?
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>> Freddy: my father in law did. I came in second, though. I
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came in second. It was just. It was all 50 trivia. Like, who was the president
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in 56? And, Rutherford B. Hayes
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named the, top artist in 1950.
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And from Tennessee. Yeah, I'm saying,
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like, who married, Who did Marilyn Monroe
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marry?
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>> Parker: Arthur Miller.
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>> Freddy: Joe DiMaggio.
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>> Parker: Ah.
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>> Freddy: yeah, I got. Right. And that was that. Yeah, later,
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man. But, like, yeah, I got that one. And that was a straight
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guess. Yeah. I mean, I was like,
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Joe,
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but.
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>> Parker: He'S a little too jewish for us.
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Everybody loses.
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>> Freddy: so, yeah, like, after we did all that, you
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know, my father in law, like, he's a dude, dude.
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He's like, I ain't fucking sitting around here for the rest of this.
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>> Parker: Right?
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it's like, hey, you want to go help me
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move a shed? I was like,
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95 degrees out here. He's like, no.
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I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta go move
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this shit.
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>> Parker: Yeah, move a medicinal.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, no, he was like, like, let's get the fuck
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out of here and go to the bar. Like
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that's what he's, that's his movie shit.
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yeah, so like we did and.
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>> Parker: he rather move a shed than be there.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. In a hundred
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degree heat
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after he just had his surgeries. Yeah,
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like.
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>> Parker: Hey, when you, when you stare death in the face, you're like,
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I ain't got time.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I gotta fucking get out of here. I got
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time for this. But they were cool people.
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But like, yeah, it was just not the scene. Yeah, I'm
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saying.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: So he took me to like his local
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and like he started like
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reminiscing. Yeah, I mean, cuz he's
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like this first time I've been in here since, but my surgeries.
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Well, not the first time, but he's like, you know, he only been in there a
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couple times.
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00:20:57,608 --> 00:20:57,928
>> Parker: Sure.
470
00:20:57,992 --> 00:21:00,672
>> Freddy: Yeah, he said, I think, I think her dad's
471
00:21:00,704 --> 00:21:03,626
like, he's in his sixties and he's like, I've
472
00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:06,578
been coming to this bar for 21 years,
473
00:21:06,658 --> 00:21:09,530
you know. No, 18 years old. Because back then, back
474
00:21:09,554 --> 00:21:12,158
then, yeah, yeah, he's like,
475
00:21:12,578 --> 00:21:15,370
he's like, you see these nicotine stains on the
476
00:21:15,394 --> 00:21:18,378
ceiling? These fucking things
477
00:21:18,418 --> 00:21:19,878
are from the sixties,
478
00:21:22,618 --> 00:21:23,074
I believe.
479
00:21:23,106 --> 00:21:24,906
>> Parker: Because you probably can't smoke in there now.
480
00:21:25,082 --> 00:21:27,570
>> Freddy: Yeah, you can. Yeah. this Pennsylvania, baby.
481
00:21:27,684 --> 00:21:28,982
>> Parker: Well, I didn't, I don't know.
482
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,990
>> Freddy: Yeah, this is Pennsylvania, man. Eight. That
483
00:21:32,014 --> 00:21:34,686
shit's wild, man. And he's like,
484
00:21:34,822 --> 00:21:37,534
see that play, right? It should be a dartboard over there.
485
00:21:37,686 --> 00:21:40,574
Then it moved over there, then it moved over there. It was back
486
00:21:40,606 --> 00:21:41,418
over here.
487
00:21:43,878 --> 00:21:46,870
It was great. No, it was great though, man. Like,
488
00:21:46,974 --> 00:21:49,950
because it's, it was like a real dive. Yeah,
489
00:21:49,974 --> 00:21:52,550
I'm saying. And like, that's my kind of bar, you know, I'm
490
00:21:52,574 --> 00:21:55,460
saying, don't like, look, I don't like a fancy
491
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,268
schmancy.
492
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,124
>> Parker: That's what we met.
493
00:21:57,196 --> 00:21:59,540
>> Freddy: I want to be where the people it, you know, I'm saying.
494
00:21:59,644 --> 00:22:00,288
>> Parker: Right.
495
00:22:00,668 --> 00:22:03,548
>> Freddy: I want to be with everybody. Like I was kind of nervous.
496
00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:06,404
Yeah, I'm saying I've been in there before, but
497
00:22:06,436 --> 00:22:09,418
like, I was a little nervous and, but like, everybody know,
498
00:22:09,442 --> 00:22:12,258
everybody was cool. Everybody was, everybody was fucking
499
00:22:12,282 --> 00:22:12,746
cool, man.
500
00:22:12,786 --> 00:22:15,688
>> Parker: Good. I see iron cities
501
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:16,726
said my.
502
00:22:17,076 --> 00:22:19,256
>> Freddy: no, he, he drinks all of Palmer's.
503
00:22:19,596 --> 00:22:20,302
>> Parker: Oh, he looks weird.
504
00:22:20,334 --> 00:22:23,142
>> Freddy: Arnie's. Oh, Arnie Palmies. The, the iced
505
00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:24,546
tea. Like,
506
00:22:26,566 --> 00:22:28,902
not like the actual drink, you know? Right.
507
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:29,766
>> Parker: Okay.
508
00:22:29,926 --> 00:22:32,580
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah. But like my wife had called me, you
509
00:22:32,596 --> 00:22:35,564
know, she was a little mad that we left. You know, I'm
510
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:38,192
saying, so, like, he was like, little.
511
00:22:41,892 --> 00:22:44,724
>> Parker: So nothing. Okay, so, yeah, not everybody left. Just you and
512
00:22:44,748 --> 00:22:45,300
him left?
513
00:22:45,396 --> 00:22:48,388
>> Freddy: Yeah, just me and him and, and my
514
00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:51,404
brother in law. But, like, his wife, she was
515
00:22:51,428 --> 00:22:54,242
kind of bad at him. She said, he's like, hey, I'm gonna,
516
00:22:54,282 --> 00:22:57,008
you know, go to the bar with, my dad and Fred.
517
00:22:57,548 --> 00:23:00,368
She's like, what the fuck you are?
518
00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:04,648
She's like, I've had enough to hear with these fucking kids.
519
00:23:07,618 --> 00:23:09,338
Even with him, like, all week.
520
00:23:09,378 --> 00:23:10,362
>> Parker: Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
521
00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:13,058
>> Freddy: Yeah. So, like,
522
00:23:13,098 --> 00:23:15,826
it's been a long week for everybody,
523
00:23:16,002 --> 00:23:17,288
except, yeah,
524
00:23:18,828 --> 00:23:20,888
had a short week. What can I say?
525
00:23:22,628 --> 00:23:25,618
It was my short week on rotation. And,
526
00:23:25,568 --> 00:23:28,370
so we go, so he's like, yeah, wives are going to be
527
00:23:28,394 --> 00:23:31,322
starting to call here in a little bit. I know how this goes. We're there about 2
528
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:34,204
hours. And, he says, watch, this won't buy
529
00:23:34,236 --> 00:23:37,020
everybody around. I said, okay.
530
00:23:37,204 --> 00:23:40,204
So it was only like probably ten people
531
00:23:40,236 --> 00:23:43,220
in the bar. And I'm saying, so, yeah,
532
00:23:43,404 --> 00:23:46,156
yeah, it's crazy young. This bar
533
00:23:46,212 --> 00:23:49,042
closes. It, I think it closes at seven or eight.
534
00:23:49,226 --> 00:23:50,650
And this is Saturday night.
535
00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:52,698
>> Parker: What is that, a felby type of place?
536
00:23:52,754 --> 00:23:55,650
>> Freddy: Or I guess, I mean, it's a bunch of, like,
537
00:23:55,690 --> 00:23:58,252
old guys. There's a couple young guys in there,
538
00:23:58,276 --> 00:24:00,870
too. Because eventually, my brother in law did come
539
00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:03,910
up. Yeah, I'm saying he finally did get out of
540
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:04,398
the house.
541
00:24:04,494 --> 00:24:04,878
>> Parker: Yeah.
542
00:24:04,934 --> 00:24:07,792
>> Freddy: And then, yes. Like, so
543
00:24:07,856 --> 00:24:10,856
he goes, he buys everybody around. What they
544
00:24:10,888 --> 00:24:13,440
do. If you do that, they give you little
545
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,384
tokens. Like, it has the name of it. Like a
546
00:24:16,392 --> 00:24:19,392
little, it looks like a little poker chip. It has name of the bar on it.
547
00:24:19,536 --> 00:24:22,404
And, so then whenever you get ready to redeem
548
00:24:22,436 --> 00:24:25,076
your beer, you just give it a
549
00:24:25,092 --> 00:24:28,078
token. he's like, he said, you know one
550
00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:30,470
thing about these tokens right here. He says you
551
00:24:30,494 --> 00:24:33,254
can't leave the bar with them.
552
00:24:33,446 --> 00:24:35,950
Yeah, that's the unwritten rule. And that's how it
553
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:38,950
is. So if you got a token, somebody buys you around,
554
00:24:39,014 --> 00:24:41,658
you got to sit there and drink it, you know, I'm saying,
555
00:24:42,238 --> 00:24:45,098
before you can leave. All right, so
556
00:24:45,838 --> 00:24:48,838
a couple minutes later after that, my wife does call, and,
557
00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:51,648
he said, how long y'all gonna be? I said, one more.
558
00:24:51,688 --> 00:24:54,654
Well, I was just gonna have one more beer. And, then we'll be on the way.
559
00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:57,326
He's like, yeah, we got one more beer. We'll be on the
560
00:24:57,342 --> 00:25:00,254
way. So I redeemed my
561
00:25:00,286 --> 00:25:03,158
token. So they're drinking my beer. I
562
00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:05,918
finish it. He's, you know, sipping and talking,
563
00:25:05,998 --> 00:25:08,422
feeling good. Next thing you know, dude comes
564
00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:11,374
around, he throws two more
565
00:25:11,406 --> 00:25:13,618
tokens down on the. He's a thank
566
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,218
you. You can't leave with him.
567
00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:22,632
Yep. I was like, what the fuck? I was like,
568
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,392
all right. Well, I was like, one more beer. I get a
569
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,000
beer. I drink it, finish my
570
00:25:28,024 --> 00:25:30,108
beer. Here comes another dude.
571
00:25:31,688 --> 00:25:33,708
He throws two more on the table.
572
00:25:34,328 --> 00:25:35,588
>> Parker: Oh, my gosh.
573
00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:38,428
>> Freddy: He said, this should have gone on all night long.
574
00:25:40,448 --> 00:25:42,280
>> Parker: He's like, we're all getting divorced boys.
575
00:25:42,384 --> 00:25:45,376
>> Freddy: Yeah. And we did, like, it was about four or five years
576
00:25:45,432 --> 00:25:48,322
later before we left.
577
00:25:48,370 --> 00:25:50,198
I was like, jesus Christ.
578
00:25:50,858 --> 00:25:51,642
>> Parker: Like, best.
579
00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:54,706
>> Freddy: I love it. I love it. It was
580
00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:57,678
the best and quick story on the way home,
581
00:25:58,618 --> 00:26:00,602
you know, had to go through Virginia.
582
00:26:00,730 --> 00:26:01,394
>> Parker: Yeah.
583
00:26:01,468 --> 00:26:03,748
>> Freddy: Virginia's got that long ass highway 81.
584
00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:04,348
>> Parker: Oh, yeah.
585
00:26:04,428 --> 00:26:06,052
>> Freddy: Fucking runs forever.
586
00:26:06,220 --> 00:26:06,660
>> Parker: Yeah.
587
00:26:06,724 --> 00:26:09,548
>> Freddy: Runs for fucking ever, man. You're on that thing
588
00:26:09,588 --> 00:26:10,596
like 4 hours.
589
00:26:10,732 --> 00:26:11,344
>> Parker: Yeah.
590
00:26:11,476 --> 00:26:11,872
>> Parker: Yep.
591
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,816
>> Freddy: So we get on it, and I'm like, let's go.
592
00:26:14,912 --> 00:26:17,448
You know, I mean, I'm fucking driving. I'm
593
00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:20,216
kidding. We hit a little,
594
00:26:20,302 --> 00:26:22,834
construction. I was like, all right. So
595
00:26:22,898 --> 00:26:25,770
we're a little bit stop and go. Stop and
596
00:26:25,786 --> 00:26:28,626
go. Stop and go. Stop and go. I like, fuck.
597
00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:29,262
Stop.
598
00:26:29,562 --> 00:26:32,544
about 20 minutes like that and we get out of it. No
599
00:26:32,568 --> 00:26:35,504
more cones and shit. Still. Fucking stop and
600
00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:37,256
go. Stop and go. Stop and go.
601
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:37,488
>> Parker: Stop.
602
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,038
>> Freddy: What the fuck is going on? Like,
603
00:26:40,230 --> 00:26:43,118
come on, let's go. You know, we're in that
604
00:26:43,150 --> 00:26:45,814
shit for like an hour to stop and go. Stop and
605
00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:48,278
go. Fucking get up to the
606
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:50,782
problem. There's a food
607
00:26:50,862 --> 00:26:53,082
truck pulling a smoker
608
00:26:53,982 --> 00:26:55,962
with like food in it.
609
00:26:56,262 --> 00:26:58,998
Smoking like it's, it's.
610
00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:01,750
He's cooking doing like 35
611
00:27:01,846 --> 00:27:03,522
in, in the right lane.
612
00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:07,278
>> Parker: Okay. So he's like, he is the issue. It's not like his truck
613
00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:08,134
is broken down.
614
00:27:08,238 --> 00:27:11,038
>> Freddy: Yeah, no, fastendenne
615
00:27:11,060 --> 00:27:13,402
and like have to merge into.
616
00:27:13,482 --> 00:27:15,782
Everybody merge into one lane.
617
00:27:16,442 --> 00:27:18,302
Oh, my God.
618
00:27:19,842 --> 00:27:22,746
I started to get out the car and take all.
619
00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:24,102
>> Parker: Get some rips
620
00:27:26,402 --> 00:27:27,902
like what you got up there
621
00:27:29,602 --> 00:27:31,782
in traffic though. That's a brilliant idea.
622
00:27:32,322 --> 00:27:34,450
>> Freddy: Yeah, but take the back roads. Take a snow.
623
00:27:34,506 --> 00:27:37,498
>> Parker: I know, I know. You know, you can't go that
624
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:40,346
on the Internet. Yeah, right. You know, if you 35
625
00:27:40,394 --> 00:27:41,672
miles on the interstate.
626
00:27:41,802 --> 00:27:44,740
>> Freddy: Yeah. And it's. It's Virginia. How are
627
00:27:44,756 --> 00:27:47,300
they, how the police ain't are not on him. But
628
00:27:47,356 --> 00:27:50,028
Virginia is notorious for they police.
629
00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:52,508
They are, they, they clock speed by
630
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,460
airplane. Hell yeah.
631
00:27:54,556 --> 00:27:57,032
>> Parker: I own, I own 81.
632
00:27:57,812 --> 00:27:58,572
>> Freddy: You own it?
633
00:27:58,652 --> 00:28:00,192
>> Parker: Paid so many tickets on it.
634
00:28:01,292 --> 00:28:02,472
>> Parker: I own it.
635
00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:06,604
>> Freddy: Yeah, that's my shit. Yeah. They only give you like
636
00:28:06,628 --> 00:28:08,308
a quarter mile.
637
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:11,316
>> Parker: Yeah, I own that in the Interstate 78, man.
638
00:28:11,364 --> 00:28:12,392
>> Parker: I own that.
639
00:28:14,312 --> 00:28:14,640
>> Freddy: Yeah.
640
00:28:14,656 --> 00:28:17,640
>> Parker: The OTV cord, they get. OTV
641
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:18,572
wrist area.
642
00:28:18,952 --> 00:28:19,772
>> Freddy: Yeah.
643
00:28:22,192 --> 00:28:23,312
>> Parker: You know it is.
644
00:28:23,472 --> 00:28:25,972
>> Freddy: They open the bathroom doors and farts out.
645
00:28:28,472 --> 00:28:31,452
>> Parker: They're like, this is the OTB platinum elite section.
646
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,800
Because you're platinum elite now.
647
00:28:34,856 --> 00:28:37,012
>> Parker: I'm a platinum elite. Yes, I am.
648
00:28:38,672 --> 00:28:41,016
>> Parker: Well, so you guys eventually made it home?
649
00:28:41,064 --> 00:28:43,792
>> Freddy: Thankfully, yeah, we made it home. I mean,
650
00:28:43,952 --> 00:28:46,496
yeah, it went from eight hour, we had it down to 8
651
00:28:46,544 --> 00:28:49,496
hours and took it all the way up
652
00:28:49,504 --> 00:28:52,384
to ten, dude, 10 hours. Two
653
00:28:52,448 --> 00:28:55,092
extra hours. Yeah, that's how.
654
00:28:55,992 --> 00:28:58,768
>> Parker: Yeah, well, 30, 45 minutes
655
00:28:58,800 --> 00:28:59,608
is. It's.
656
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,892
>> Parker: It's. Yeah, yeah.
657
00:29:02,752 --> 00:29:04,576
And you have, you know. You know you're gonna. Right.
658
00:29:04,624 --> 00:29:05,292
>> Freddy: Yeah.
659
00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:07,342
>> Parker: they're gonna get hungry every 2 miles.
660
00:29:07,342 --> 00:29:10,150
>> Freddy: Ah. But the traffic could never
661
00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:11,294
catch back up. like.
662
00:29:11,438 --> 00:29:12,198
>> Parker: Right.
663
00:29:12,390 --> 00:29:14,830
>> Freddy: It just never would flow.
664
00:29:15,006 --> 00:29:17,958
Yeah. Not until we got into, like, where Virginia
665
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:20,822
tech is and it opened up eight lanes. You know,
666
00:29:20,862 --> 00:29:23,446
I'm saying, then you could like. And then people were getting
667
00:29:23,494 --> 00:29:23,966
off.
668
00:29:24,094 --> 00:29:27,086
>> Parker: Yeah. And then by the time you take 77 down to the
669
00:29:27,134 --> 00:29:29,282
85, that's it. You want.
670
00:29:29,822 --> 00:29:30,790
You're fucked.
671
00:29:30,926 --> 00:29:33,918
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Charlotte wasn't that bad, man.
672
00:29:33,950 --> 00:29:36,854
Once I got on 85, it was good to go, man. It
673
00:29:36,878 --> 00:29:37,356
was.
674
00:29:37,494 --> 00:29:40,412
>> Parker: Yeah. Now, you know, Alan, it was smooth sail.
675
00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:42,292
>> Parker: I did.
676
00:29:42,672 --> 00:29:45,640
>> Parker: You did it. All right. Well, I'm glad you made it
677
00:29:45,656 --> 00:29:48,072
back. Glad you never did vacation again in the summer.
678
00:29:48,152 --> 00:29:48,840
>> Freddy: Probably not.
679
00:29:48,936 --> 00:29:51,848
>> Parker: I feel you do. We know. We did that, too. And I was like, no, we're never
680
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,840
doing this again. And my wife every year is like, we could go do. We could
681
00:29:54,856 --> 00:29:57,488
go to Charleston. We could go to here. We can get. I'm like, nope, nope, nope.
682
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,120
>> Freddy: And then she's like, dude, I'm not. I'm not.
683
00:29:59,176 --> 00:29:59,966
>> Parker: This, oh.
684
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:02,838
>> Freddy: you know what? Now, I used to dream like being a father.
685
00:30:02,982 --> 00:30:05,732
Daddy, I want to take my kids across the country one day.
686
00:30:05,764 --> 00:30:08,246
>> Parker: Oh, yeah. That shit, never going to happen,
687
00:30:09,026 --> 00:30:09,474
dude.
688
00:30:09,530 --> 00:30:12,434
>> Parker: The best thing to do is save the money and put them on a
689
00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:13,106
plane.
690
00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:14,286
>> Freddy: That's it.
691
00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:16,846
>> Parker: Is the experience of, like,
692
00:30:17,706 --> 00:30:20,658
seeing the country. Yeah. Your parent parents yelling at
693
00:30:20,682 --> 00:30:22,794
you for five straight days.
694
00:30:22,970 --> 00:30:23,766
>> Freddy: Yeah.
695
00:30:25,526 --> 00:30:26,142
>> Parker: Hell no.
696
00:30:26,174 --> 00:30:27,386
>> Parker: I didn't do that. I took
697
00:30:29,646 --> 00:30:32,628
a. Yeah, it was like, we're going to California.
698
00:30:32,732 --> 00:30:34,256
Oh, wait. Yeah, we're flying.
699
00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:38,578
>> Parker: yeah, but like I said, like Fred said, in your mind, and I agree with you,
700
00:30:38,602 --> 00:30:41,594
Fred, in your mind, we're going to rent an rv or
701
00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:42,646
we're going to rent, like,
702
00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:47,042
go from beach to
703
00:30:47,074 --> 00:30:49,794
beach, right? From ocean to ocean or
704
00:30:49,810 --> 00:30:52,726
whatever, and, like, awesome. We're going to see
705
00:30:54,506 --> 00:30:56,346
the world's biggest furball.
706
00:30:56,766 --> 00:30:58,746
>> Freddy: My inner court griswold.
707
00:31:03,046 --> 00:31:05,306
>> Parker: Me on the interstate. It's gonna be great.
708
00:31:06,846 --> 00:31:08,986
>> Freddy: Yeah, it's all your dream.
709
00:31:16,046 --> 00:31:18,414
>> Parker: Unfortunately, reality hits a little harder than that.
710
00:31:18,470 --> 00:31:21,134
>> Freddy: Yeah. Especially nowadays, man.
711
00:31:21,190 --> 00:31:23,996
>> Parker: Yeah. Not feasible, dude.
712
00:31:25,856 --> 00:31:27,488
Now, when you can fly for cheaper.
713
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,520
>> Parker: You know, and that's cheaper than you.
714
00:31:29,528 --> 00:31:32,472
>> Parker: Can, I'll be very honest with you. I don't want to fly
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my children cross country, either. Like, if that's.
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Unless, we're going for a reason. We ain't doing it for fun.
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>> Freddy: No, it's the best thing.
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>> Parker: What you do is you always.
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This is what I used to do. I'd be like, all right, you got to sit with your
720
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mom. And they'd be like, I can't get. We
721
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couldn't get all four seats together, so they sit,
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like, close to the front and not sit in the exit
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row. I'll be away from,
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>> Parker: Yeah, yeah, but, dude, it's not.
725
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>> Freddy: But see, that's the thing about my kids, too. Like, if I set them
726
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next to strangers.
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>> Parker: Yep.
728
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>> Freddy: They would be the most well behaved fucking children.
729
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>> Parker: Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's true.
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>> Freddy: Ever.
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>> Parker: Yeah, but you mean.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Oh, dude, they gonna cut a fool.
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>> Parker: That's.
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>> Freddy: They gonna cut a fool.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's true. It's true. They know. They know what they can get away with.
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>> Freddy: Thank. Yeah, they know what they can get away with it. Yeah.
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>> Parker: Just like us know what we can get away with. And we can
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only get away with about 30 minutes to show before we take a break.
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We'll be back with more if Alan doesn't fuck it
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up.
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>> Freddy: I am the black Lincoln
743
00:32:33,174 --> 00:32:35,922
collective podcast will return after a word, from
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00:32:35,962 --> 00:32:37,062
our sponsors.
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00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:20,374
>> Parker: Welcome back to the 148th edition of Black Lincoln
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collective podcast, ladies and gentlemen, as
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00:33:23,446 --> 00:33:26,358
we always do, we're gonna try something totally new,
748
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and it's probably gonna fail miserably. So
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get ready. I mean, I'm just saying, this is what's
750
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gonna happen. Get ready for our attempt
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at blind rankings. This is a big thing on the tick tocks, Fred,
752
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just so you know. So if we post our. Tick tock, is it.
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>> Parker: People know that.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I was reading about it, cuz I was like, what the fuck is this thing we're doing? And they were like,
755
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oh, TikTok, they love it. So
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Alan is gonna give us. We have three
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blind rating sets, I guess,
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lists. Alan is going to give us our first
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subject, and then we'll start. So, Fred, do you know how this
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goes? for those listening at home who don't know how it goes, Alan's
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gonna give us five things, one at a time. We're not
762
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gonna know what any of the other ones are, so we have to rank them one through
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five blindly.
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>> Parker: Wait, what? Okay, yes, I'm confused
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now.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, good. Alan's confused about it.
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>> Parker: Yeah, cuz, that's not what Fred told me.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it is. I tell you, give it. I said, you
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give us one. Whatever. You gonna get one
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thing.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Oh, okay.
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>> Freddy: And we'll rank it between one.
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>> Parker: We have to. We have to make the guess of,
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like. Okay, this is gonna be the fourth.
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>> Freddy: That's why I said, like, I give you
777
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Sofia Vergara, right? Yeah. But, you know,
778
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where are you gonna put him? Where are you gonna put her?
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One through five, right? Yeah,
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man.
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>> Parker: Get it.
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>> Freddy: But you don't know who I'm coming with next, right?
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>> Parker: And so you have to.
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>> Freddy: Don't want to give her number one. You don't want to give her number
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one because I'm gonna throw Selma hike in there,
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and you can be like, ah, I put sale by hike over.
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>> Parker: But you can't change. That's the thing. You can't change
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it. And then at the end, you look at it and we go, oh,
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your list is stupid.
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>> Freddy: Yes.
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>> Parker: That's how it works.
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So, Alan, what is
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your list? What are we ranking?
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>> Freddy: What?
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>> Parker: are we ranking? Yeah, languages.
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>> Parker: okay, so best, most
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popular.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Our favorite. How do we know it would be.
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>> Parker: The top five languages in the.
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>> Freddy: In.
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>> Parker: In the world? I guess. Okay, so our opinion of the
803
00:35:31,652 --> 00:35:33,208
top five languages. Yes.
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>> Freddy: All right.
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>> Parker: This is gonna be great. It's gonna be great.
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All right, Alan, so what's our first language?
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>> Parker: Bengali.
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>> Parker: Bengali. That's what they speak in India.
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>> Freddy: Bengali. India.
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>> Parker: I will rank. You know, I'm gonna do this
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as the top five hardest languages to
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understand for me, personally.
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You guys can rank it however you want. I'm gonna put Bengali
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at number three.
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>> Freddy: Do you know what Bengali sounds like? What it sound like?
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>> Parker: Yes. It sounds like that movie.
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>> Freddy: Rr.
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>> Parker: I can't do that, Fred. You can do that. You and Alan do
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it. Do any
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of it. I can't.
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>> Freddy: I don't.
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>> Parker: Approve from,
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>> Freddy: Okay.
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>> Parker: But not English. yeah, speaking the angle. The other
825
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language. That's the thing.
826
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Bread. Even
827
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though.
828
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>> Parker: Last time Parker did the
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train to.
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>> Parker: Hello.
831
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>> Parker: Fried rice.
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>> Parker: Right. Which one was worse?
833
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I did get a little bit of pushback from that. From the asian
834
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community.
835
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>> Freddy: I will give Bengalese
836
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so I rank it three.
837
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>> Parker: You rank it, throw it.
838
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>> Freddy: Okay.
839
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>> Parker: Fred says number two.
840
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>> Parker: So what do I do? I give you the right.
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>> Parker: Give us another one.
842
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>> Freddy: Give us another one. Okay, Vinna.
843
00:37:14,510 --> 00:37:15,928
>> Parker: All right. Mandarin.
844
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>> Parker: Mandarin. Okay. So again, if we're going through hardest
845
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for me to speak or understand,
846
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Mandarin is gonna go number two for
847
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me. She,
848
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she.
849
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>> Freddy: I can understand a little bit. I understand a little bit of
850
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it.
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>> Parker: Ok.
852
00:37:38,558 --> 00:37:39,498
>> Freddy: Number two.
853
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>> Parker: You already use number two. Bengali was number two for you. Okay, so
854
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we got this flipped around. Stevens goal.
855
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>> Freddy: So my rank.
856
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>> Parker: You can't win or lose. We all lose if you haven't
857
00:37:52,094 --> 00:37:55,072
told. And the people who ultimately lose
858
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are the listeners.
859
00:38:00,288 --> 00:38:01,908
>> Parker: All right, what about English?
860
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>> Parker: English is number five because no one understand
861
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it.
862
00:38:06,608 --> 00:38:08,664
>> Freddy: Well, you said hardest.
863
00:38:08,696 --> 00:38:11,408
>> Parker: I said hardest for me to understand. I can understand English.
864
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>> Parker: No, no, no. I'm not doing the hardest to understand. It's the mo,
865
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isn't it? The most,
866
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>> Freddy: Bat wants to do hardest.
867
00:38:16,998 --> 00:38:19,858
>> Parker: I'm doing it my way. I will do directions.
868
00:38:20,978 --> 00:38:23,914
>> Freddy: I want to do. I will do it your way. Allen.
869
00:38:24,066 --> 00:38:25,238
Most popular.
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00:38:25,738 --> 00:38:28,634
>> Parker: We know English is number one, probably number one in
871
00:38:28,666 --> 00:38:31,586
that situation. Okay, see, that changes
872
00:38:31,602 --> 00:38:33,598
the rankings for me. So.
873
00:38:34,498 --> 00:38:37,474
All right, I'll leave it. You know what? It's number one. So
874
00:38:37,506 --> 00:38:39,954
number one for me. English. Number two.
875
00:38:40,146 --> 00:38:42,278
Mandarin. Number three. Bengali
876
00:38:43,058 --> 00:38:43,682
number two.
877
00:38:43,730 --> 00:38:45,638
>> Freddy: Bengali number?
878
00:38:46,068 --> 00:38:46,852
Mandarin.
879
00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:48,028
>> Parker: All right, what's next?
880
00:38:48,188 --> 00:38:49,008
>> Freddy: Russian.
881
00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:52,768
>> Parker: Dasvadanya. Number five.
882
00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:57,014
soup.
883
00:38:57,126 --> 00:39:00,030
>> Freddy: Natasha. I love the way
884
00:39:00,054 --> 00:39:02,614
they say natasha. I'm going to say
885
00:39:02,646 --> 00:39:03,798
natasha is,
886
00:39:10,088 --> 00:39:12,848
>> Parker: Number four. So let's see what my number four is and what
887
00:39:12,888 --> 00:39:14,560
Fred's number five is.
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00:39:14,744 --> 00:39:17,628
>> Parker: All right. Spanish.
889
00:39:18,528 --> 00:39:21,096
>> Freddy: Hey, baby. What kind
890
00:39:21,112 --> 00:39:22,888
of do that?
891
00:39:22,968 --> 00:39:24,028
>> Parker: This is the most
892
00:39:26,168 --> 00:39:28,508
racist segment we've had so far tonight.
893
00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:36,654
>> Freddy: I was like, I speak Spanish.
894
00:39:36,766 --> 00:39:39,582
>> Parker: We may not be that far off, though, honestly,
895
00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:42,260
because, I mean, when you're looking at populations,
896
00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:42,984
Mandarin.
897
00:39:43,016 --> 00:39:43,208
>> Freddy: Right?
898
00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:45,712
>> Parker: And are, you know, China and India both have huge
899
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:46,828
populations.
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00:39:47,168 --> 00:39:47,738
>> Freddy: Right.
901
00:39:47,738 --> 00:39:48,034
>> Parker: all right.
902
00:39:48,066 --> 00:39:50,922
>> Freddy: I think. Oh, I think Alan gave them to us in correct
903
00:39:50,970 --> 00:39:51,610
order.
904
00:39:51,794 --> 00:39:53,518
>> Parker: Did. Did you give them to us?
905
00:39:55,658 --> 00:39:58,598
>> Parker: I did not give you a correct order. But
906
00:39:59,058 --> 00:40:00,678
Parker got him right.
907
00:40:03,538 --> 00:40:06,018
English number one. He did a
908
00:40:06,058 --> 00:40:08,898
Bengali number two, Mandarin number three.
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00:40:09,398 --> 00:40:12,118
>> Parker: Wait, no, I flipped that around. Fred got it right.
910
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>> Parker: Oh, Fred get it right.
911
00:40:13,150 --> 00:40:15,238
>> Parker: More or less. We both got it a little bit wrong.
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00:40:15,398 --> 00:40:15,974
>> Freddy: A little bit.
913
00:40:16,006 --> 00:40:18,694
>> Parker: I said Mandarin was number three for me.
914
00:40:18,726 --> 00:40:21,318
No, Mandarin was number three.
915
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>> Freddy: Yeah, right. Was number two.
916
00:40:23,686 --> 00:40:26,382
>> Parker: Yeah, pretty close.
917
00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:28,302
Great. Well, that one's done.
918
00:40:28,430 --> 00:40:30,458
All right, I'll go next.
919
00:40:31,158 --> 00:40:33,924
I can't be worse. It's got to be worse. Just be warned.
920
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You'll wish we were back in the days when we were ranking
921
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:39,580
languages because now you
922
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:42,132
guys are gonna be ranking tallest
923
00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:42,768
things.
924
00:40:43,718 --> 00:40:44,458
>> Freddy: okay.
925
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>> Parker: No, it's not. It's fascinating. Point. No,
926
00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:51,438
no, no, no, it's not.
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00:40:51,518 --> 00:40:53,822
>> Freddy: And you give us tall things.
928
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>> Parker: I'm just gonna give you five things, and you got to tell me if you
929
00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:59,746
think it's gonna be taller. So we're
930
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gonna rank these. I have five things, right. Number
931
00:41:02,522 --> 00:41:03,878
one, egg.
932
00:41:05,978 --> 00:41:08,346
>> Freddy: From tallest to shortest. One is the.
933
00:41:08,522 --> 00:41:10,434
>> Parker: I don't know. You. It's
934
00:41:10,466 --> 00:41:13,442
yours. One should be the tall. Ideally, yes.
935
00:41:13,490 --> 00:41:16,458
One would be the tallest one. Five
936
00:41:16,498 --> 00:41:17,754
would be the shortest. So, egg.
937
00:41:17,826 --> 00:41:20,274
>> Parker: Egg, like, egg, like fried egg.
938
00:41:20,306 --> 00:41:22,330
Or just the egg?
939
00:41:22,434 --> 00:41:23,920
>> Parker: The list says egg.
940
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>> Freddy: Egg.
941
00:41:25,508 --> 00:41:27,038
>> Parker: These are purposely vague.
942
00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:28,998
>> Freddy: I'm going to go number four.
943
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>> Parker: I'm going to go tallest.
944
00:41:31,618 --> 00:41:33,758
>> Parker: you think the egg is the tallest thing?
945
00:41:35,658 --> 00:41:38,038
>> Parker: I mean, considering it's your list.
946
00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:43,738
>> Parker: I mean, you. If you're going to put it at number one, you're going to put it at number
947
00:41:43,778 --> 00:41:44,878
one. I can't stop.
948
00:41:47,298 --> 00:41:49,138
>> Parker: Yeah, number three. I'll put it on number three.
949
00:41:49,178 --> 00:41:50,958
>> Freddy: Number three just bites.
950
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>> Parker: Number two. Adams. No,
951
00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:55,078
number two.
952
00:41:55,658 --> 00:41:56,570
>> Freddy: A quartz.
953
00:41:56,634 --> 00:41:59,318
>> Parker: Or my second. Next one. Paperclip.
954
00:42:02,018 --> 00:42:04,682
>> Freddy: Damn. You see? Yeah, you're right. Ally. Fucking doing
955
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:05,058
it.
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00:42:05,138 --> 00:42:07,358
>> Parker: Or am I? You don't even know what's coming up.
957
00:42:08,858 --> 00:42:10,398
You better get scared.
958
00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:14,398
>> Freddy: The God particle.
959
00:42:15,138 --> 00:42:16,410
>> Parker: Hey, maybe. Maybe that's.
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00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:16,998
>> Parker: Next.
961
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>> Freddy: Five.
962
00:42:20,758 --> 00:42:22,138
>> Parker: Love is the next.
963
00:42:23,598 --> 00:42:24,978
How tall is love?
964
00:42:26,518 --> 00:42:28,454
>> Freddy: Taller than the speed puts.
965
00:42:28,566 --> 00:42:30,738
>> Parker: Okay, so, Fred, you have egg at number four.
966
00:42:32,078 --> 00:42:34,206
Paperclip at number five, right?
967
00:42:34,382 --> 00:42:35,094
>> Freddy: Yep.
968
00:42:35,246 --> 00:42:38,094
>> Parker: Okay, how about you, Alan? Egg at number
969
00:42:38,126 --> 00:42:38,698
three.
970
00:42:40,238 --> 00:42:43,022
>> Parker: Egg is number three. Paper clip is no. Number
971
00:42:43,070 --> 00:42:44,714
four. Output number four.
972
00:42:44,846 --> 00:42:47,278
>> Parker: All right, next one. Waterfall.
973
00:42:50,698 --> 00:42:53,098
>> Freddy: Number two or two?
974
00:42:53,138 --> 00:42:54,318
>> Parker: What do you think, Alan?
975
00:42:56,218 --> 00:42:57,474
>> Parker: What's it. What is it?
976
00:42:57,586 --> 00:42:58,518
>> Parker: Waterfall.
977
00:43:01,058 --> 00:43:03,530
>> Freddy: Jason, water. Which waterfall
978
00:43:03,634 --> 00:43:06,274
is one?
979
00:43:06,306 --> 00:43:08,818
In. In the Reedy river?
980
00:43:08,938 --> 00:43:11,154
Yes. Like one in Africa?
981
00:43:11,306 --> 00:43:11,730
>> Parker: Yes.
982
00:43:11,794 --> 00:43:14,092
>> Parker: Yeah. It could be the one in Hawaii. Jurassic park.
983
00:43:14,210 --> 00:43:16,304
>> Parker: Yep. It's all those. It's just
984
00:43:16,336 --> 00:43:17,268
waterfalls.
985
00:43:18,048 --> 00:43:19,024
>> Parker: All right.
986
00:43:19,216 --> 00:43:21,360
>> Parker: Shorter than a two.
987
00:43:21,424 --> 00:43:22,080
>> Parker: Number two.
988
00:43:22,184 --> 00:43:24,480
>> Parker: Number two for egg? Number or number two for
989
00:43:24,504 --> 00:43:27,504
waterfall. All right, we got two more,
990
00:43:27,536 --> 00:43:30,392
guys. So, Fred, you have number, what? One and five
991
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,280
open, right?
992
00:43:31,424 --> 00:43:33,352
>> Freddy: Still one in three.
993
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,760
>> Parker: One and three. And, Alan, you have one in five.
994
00:43:35,944 --> 00:43:38,920
Yeah. Okay, so the next one is
995
00:43:39,104 --> 00:43:40,548
smaller egg.
996
00:43:45,798 --> 00:43:48,138
>> Freddy: It'S just a smaller one.
997
00:43:50,318 --> 00:43:50,910
What is it?
998
00:43:50,934 --> 00:43:53,698
>> Parker: I already did. I already did number five, right?
999
00:43:54,638 --> 00:43:57,358
>> Parker: No, I did number three. You did? You
1000
00:43:57,398 --> 00:43:59,470
have number one and number five available.
1001
00:43:59,574 --> 00:44:02,430
>> Parker: Smaller egg. It's an egg. It's an egg. Smaller than the
1002
00:44:02,454 --> 00:44:02,990
other egg.
1003
00:44:03,054 --> 00:44:05,212
>> Parker: It's an egg. That's smaller than the other egg.
1004
00:44:05,350 --> 00:44:06,228
Smaller.
1005
00:44:09,248 --> 00:44:10,788
This is so stupid.
1006
00:44:17,248 --> 00:44:20,136
>> Freddy: How is the egg that's smaller than the other egg?
1007
00:44:20,272 --> 00:44:22,104
Above the egg?
1008
00:44:22,256 --> 00:44:22,944
>> Parker: You are the point.
1009
00:44:22,976 --> 00:44:25,174
>> Freddy: Who made the difference? I, have to put in three.
1010
00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:27,718
>> Parker: That's the whole point, is you made it. You made
1011
00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:30,038
egg smaller egg bigger than
1012
00:44:30,158 --> 00:44:30,818
egg.
1013
00:44:33,368 --> 00:44:35,108
That's the whole fucking point of this.
1014
00:44:36,768 --> 00:44:39,240
All right, Allen, I'm guessing you're putting smaller egg at
1015
00:44:39,264 --> 00:44:39,856
five.
1016
00:44:40,032 --> 00:44:42,388
>> Parker: Yeah, I guess I have no choice, because I
1017
00:44:43,328 --> 00:44:43,952
know.
1018
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,040
>> Parker: So, the last one. So both of your number ones, and I think you're right on
1019
00:44:47,064 --> 00:44:49,868
this, I don't know for sure. Clouds?
1020
00:44:50,448 --> 00:44:51,888
Clouds. Clouds.
1021
00:44:51,928 --> 00:44:54,656
>> Freddy: Clouds, yeah. They're not that tall,
1022
00:44:54,712 --> 00:44:55,308
though.
1023
00:44:56,008 --> 00:44:57,352
>> Parker: Waterfalls, right?
1024
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:57,864
>> Freddy: Yes.
1025
00:44:57,896 --> 00:44:59,000
>> Parker: Or cloud would be number one.
1026
00:44:59,024 --> 00:44:59,352
>> Parker: Yeah.
1027
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,216
>> Freddy: They're higher than waterfalls.
1028
00:45:01,312 --> 00:45:02,628
>> Parker: Oh. So am I.
1029
00:45:04,448 --> 00:45:07,176
So, at this point, number
1030
00:45:07,232 --> 00:45:07,712
one.
1031
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,628
>> Parker: So was Freddie at one time.
1032
00:45:09,928 --> 00:45:11,392
>> Freddy: Yep. Yeah.
1033
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,232
>> Parker: I was like. I was
1034
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,096
old, actually.
1035
00:45:17,152 --> 00:45:18,668
>> Parker: You should have said Freddie.
1036
00:45:27,888 --> 00:45:30,882
>> Parker: So, yes, that was, our list of, Egg, paperclip,
1037
00:45:30,930 --> 00:45:33,318
waterfall, smaller egg and clouds.
1038
00:45:33,738 --> 00:45:36,522
What a stupid fucking list. Oh, I made
1039
00:45:36,570 --> 00:45:39,530
up. I had to do something.
1040
00:45:39,594 --> 00:45:41,198
I knew you guys were doing something different.
1041
00:45:41,658 --> 00:45:42,834
>> Parker: So what was it?
1042
00:45:42,986 --> 00:45:44,610
>> Parker: That was it. There's the. You.
1043
00:45:44,754 --> 00:45:45,314
>> Freddy: There's no.
1044
00:45:45,346 --> 00:45:48,082
>> Parker: Right. Cloud number one, waterfall number
1045
00:45:48,130 --> 00:45:51,000
two, egg number three, cloud
1046
00:45:51,104 --> 00:45:54,064
paperclip number four and smaller egg number five. That sounds like about
1047
00:45:54,096 --> 00:45:54,528
right to me.
1048
00:45:54,568 --> 00:45:55,948
>> Parker: That sounds about right, yeah.
1049
00:45:56,498 --> 00:45:59,130
>> Parker: And Fred had clouds,
1050
00:45:59,274 --> 00:46:02,178
waterfall, wiener. Or
1051
00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:04,518
smaller egg. Egg. Egg
1052
00:46:04,938 --> 00:46:06,838
paperclip. So there you go.
1053
00:46:10,778 --> 00:46:12,198
Right? You'd have been great.
1054
00:46:13,338 --> 00:46:16,282
>> Freddy: All right, so, all right, my list,
1055
00:46:16,330 --> 00:46:19,318
better than mine, is going to be really good.
1056
00:46:19,858 --> 00:46:21,240
>> Parker: That's why we saved last.
1057
00:46:21,354 --> 00:46:22,488
>> Parker: Is it a beautiful.
1058
00:46:23,428 --> 00:46:26,052
>> Freddy: Beautiful. It's beautiful. It's the best list
1059
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:28,924
ever. You ever find a list like this one?
1060
00:46:28,956 --> 00:46:31,934
>> Parker: I asked that. I said, have you seen this list? And they said, no one's ever done this
1061
00:46:31,966 --> 00:46:32,326
list.
1062
00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:35,058
>> Freddy: So I want you guys,
1063
00:46:35,518 --> 00:46:38,302
okay, to rank
1064
00:46:38,430 --> 00:46:39,990
in your own opinions.
1065
00:46:40,134 --> 00:46:40,818
>> Parker: Sure.
1066
00:46:41,638 --> 00:46:44,534
>> Freddy: The best, the
1067
00:46:44,566 --> 00:46:47,536
highest grossing, the third highest
1068
00:46:47,592 --> 00:46:50,320
grossing movies from.
1069
00:46:50,424 --> 00:46:52,152
For each year from
1070
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,288
1982 to
1071
00:46:54,328 --> 00:46:57,112
1985.
1072
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:57,828
Six.
1073
00:47:05,528 --> 00:47:06,788
Don't you look it up.
1074
00:47:08,808 --> 00:47:09,744
I know I'm not.
1075
00:47:09,776 --> 00:47:11,908
>> Parker: Look at. My hands are free fucking looking.
1076
00:47:12,218 --> 00:47:15,196
>> Freddy: Put them up. Put your fingers up. You know, put one finger, from each
1077
00:47:15,228 --> 00:47:16,428
hand up your nose.
1078
00:47:16,604 --> 00:47:17,400
>> Parker: All right.
1079
00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:21,760
So are you wanting us to.
1080
00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:27,172
Are you wanting us to rank this by the amount of
1081
00:47:27,196 --> 00:47:29,320
money that they made or. How are we.
1082
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:32,308
>> Freddy: By your opinion of the movie?
1083
00:47:32,404 --> 00:47:35,036
>> Parker: Oh, okay. Okay. So, okay, movie, we think is
1084
00:47:35,068 --> 00:47:36,740
best, right?
1085
00:47:36,780 --> 00:47:37,780
>> Freddy: And 82.
1086
00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:39,756
>> Parker: And 82. And 85.
1087
00:47:39,828 --> 00:47:42,200
>> Parker: Between 82, 82 and 85.
1088
00:47:43,790 --> 00:47:46,730
>> Freddy: it's morphin time. Bloop. It's morphin.
1089
00:47:49,030 --> 00:47:50,494
>> Parker: That came out of nowhere.
1090
00:47:50,662 --> 00:47:53,290
>> Freddy: Yeah. Morphin time. Okay,
1091
00:47:54,390 --> 00:47:55,734
ready? Yeah.
1092
00:47:55,782 --> 00:47:56,410
>> Parker: Yes.
1093
00:47:57,710 --> 00:47:58,890
>> Freddy: Ghostbusters.
1094
00:48:04,270 --> 00:48:07,198
>> Parker: Visual gang. I was gonna
1095
00:48:07,214 --> 00:48:09,530
do like this. I was gonna be like morphin time,
1096
00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:13,160
but I can't get it to cover me up.
1097
00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:17,452
Anyway, visual gags, folks. Work great for
1098
00:48:17,476 --> 00:48:18,200
pocket.
1099
00:48:20,620 --> 00:48:23,172
Okay, so Ghostbusters. Start out with
1100
00:48:23,196 --> 00:48:24,356
Ghostbusters. Huh? Huh? I'm gonna.
1101
00:48:24,428 --> 00:48:24,670
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1102
00:48:24,670 --> 00:48:27,270
>> Parker: it's hard. I'm gonna give that a number.
1103
00:48:28,730 --> 00:48:30,018
Hedging my bets.
1104
00:48:30,154 --> 00:48:31,830
>> Parker: I'm saying number three.
1105
00:48:32,730 --> 00:48:33,466
>> Parker: Number three.
1106
00:48:33,538 --> 00:48:34,310
>> Freddy: Okay.
1107
00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:37,452
>> Parker: Because that's the first one he gave us.
1108
00:48:37,596 --> 00:48:40,240
>> Parker: Right, right. It's easy to put it right in the middle
1109
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:44,212
when the next two are, like, not good. You're
1110
00:48:44,236 --> 00:48:46,200
gonna. Yeah, it could be
1111
00:48:47,460 --> 00:48:48,840
octopus number.
1112
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,940
>> Freddy: Octopus bond.
1113
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:52,800
>> Parker: Number
1114
00:48:56,460 --> 00:48:57,228
four.
1115
00:48:57,404 --> 00:48:59,732
>> Parker: I say number five on octopusy.
1116
00:48:59,876 --> 00:49:00,760
>> Freddy: Okay.
1117
00:49:04,790 --> 00:49:06,290
Rocky four.
1118
00:49:07,910 --> 00:49:08,350
>> Parker: That was.
1119
00:49:08,390 --> 00:49:10,920
>> Freddy: I rocky for. That was. That was the Drago.
1120
00:49:11,770 --> 00:49:12,282
dragon.
1121
00:49:12,346 --> 00:49:14,610
>> Parker: Okay. No drug was Rocky three. No, no.
1122
00:49:14,650 --> 00:49:16,550
>> Freddy: Rogers. Rocky four. Okay. Yeah.
1123
00:49:17,610 --> 00:49:20,538
>> Parker: Glad you said that. Rocky five, man, I would have been, like,
1124
00:49:20,554 --> 00:49:22,270
off. That should have been.
1125
00:49:24,410 --> 00:49:25,914
>> Freddy: Rocket file. Was that Tommy?
1126
00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:26,442
>> Parker: Tommy Gunn?
1127
00:49:26,466 --> 00:49:27,030
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1128
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:30,040
>> Parker: Yeah, that was.
1129
00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:35,852
>> Freddy: Hard to hit. It's about how many times you
1130
00:49:35,876 --> 00:49:36,956
could get up.
1131
00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:39,892
>> Parker: No, that's not Rocky five. That's Rocky Balboa.
1132
00:49:40,036 --> 00:49:40,868
Rocky five.
1133
00:49:41,004 --> 00:49:41,708
>> Parker: Six.
1134
00:49:41,884 --> 00:49:43,680
>> Parker: Rocky five did not exist.
1135
00:49:45,780 --> 00:49:48,108
Rocky five is the one we don't want to remember.
1136
00:49:48,244 --> 00:49:51,228
>> Parker: Right, exactly. So I will say
1137
00:49:51,324 --> 00:49:53,480
rocky four is number three.
1138
00:49:54,230 --> 00:49:54,606
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1139
00:49:54,638 --> 00:49:56,366
>> Parker: I would say rocky four is number three.
1140
00:49:56,478 --> 00:49:59,158
>> Parker: So I have. Number one is open.
1141
00:49:59,294 --> 00:50:01,250
Number four.
1142
00:50:03,430 --> 00:50:06,370
Right. Number two is Ghostbusters. Number
1143
00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:08,970
three is open. Number four is
1144
00:50:09,830 --> 00:50:12,726
no number. Okay. Two is Ghostbusters. Three
1145
00:50:12,758 --> 00:50:15,490
is Rocky four. Four is Octopus II.
1146
00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:17,750
>> Freddy: Four is Octopus. Okay.
1147
00:50:17,830 --> 00:50:20,560
>> Parker: One in five. So this one better be a fucking banger and
1148
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,300
pussy. Octopus.
1149
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,540
>> Freddy: Aliens.
1150
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,304
>> Parker: Oh, see, look at that.
1151
00:50:28,472 --> 00:50:29,328
>> Parker: Aliens.
1152
00:50:29,384 --> 00:50:30,120
>> Freddy: Damn.
1153
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,192
>> Parker: I say aliens.
1154
00:50:31,256 --> 00:50:33,140
>> Parker: Okay, so I'm trying to think what's left?
1155
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:34,984
>> Freddy: You got one. One.
1156
00:50:35,072 --> 00:50:37,168
>> Parker: I know. No, I mean. But what movie could be.
1157
00:50:37,264 --> 00:50:39,060
>> Freddy: Oh, left.
1158
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,490
>> Parker: I'm gonna. I'm gonna take a risk.
1159
00:50:41,650 --> 00:50:43,370
>> Freddy: This is the third highest gross.
1160
00:50:43,490 --> 00:50:45,110
>> Parker: I'm gonna put aliens at five.
1161
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:49,964
I don't think it's a good idea. But I got a. You know, we got a.
1162
00:50:49,972 --> 00:50:52,876
>> Parker: So I got no choice. I got two and one. Two left, so.
1163
00:50:52,908 --> 00:50:53,720
>> Parker: Yeah. Right.
1164
00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:56,348
>> Parker: I'd say it's two.
1165
00:50:56,484 --> 00:50:59,440
>> Parker: I hope number. I hope the next one is, like, ladybugs.
1166
00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:02,956
>> Parker: Ladybugs was awesome, man. Rodney Dangerfield was right.
1167
00:51:02,988 --> 00:51:05,964
>> Parker: That's what I'm saying. It's gonna be like, back to school. It's gonna
1168
00:51:05,972 --> 00:51:07,148
be a Rodney Dangerfield movie.
1169
00:51:07,204 --> 00:51:08,520
>> Freddy: Oh, that would be awesome,
1170
00:51:09,260 --> 00:51:10,240
Tootsie.
1171
00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:16,030
>> Parker: Oh, go fuck yourself.
1172
00:51:17,410 --> 00:51:19,230
>> Parker: There you go. Number one for me,
1173
00:51:20,810 --> 00:51:22,002
I guess it's number one.
1174
00:51:22,026 --> 00:51:23,070
>> Parker: I got no choice.
1175
00:51:23,530 --> 00:51:24,830
>> Parker: That's the whole thing.
1176
00:51:26,690 --> 00:51:28,402
>> Freddy: Tootsie's your number one, huh?
1177
00:51:28,466 --> 00:51:30,490
>> Parker: Tootsie? Both of our number ones.
1178
00:51:30,610 --> 00:51:32,642
>> Freddy: Michael Keaton dressed as a woman, huh?
1179
00:51:32,706 --> 00:51:33,018
>> Parker: Yep.
1180
00:51:33,074 --> 00:51:33,790
>> Freddy: Love it.
1181
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,630
>> Parker: Was it Michael Keaton? Was it Michael?
1182
00:51:38,210 --> 00:51:39,026
>> Parker: No, it was Justin.
1183
00:51:39,058 --> 00:51:41,846
>> Freddy: No, just the Hoffman. Yeah. Michael Keith was
1184
00:51:41,878 --> 00:51:42,450
miss.
1185
00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:43,222
>> Parker: Yeah.
1186
00:51:43,286 --> 00:51:44,246
>> Freddy: Right. Yeah.
1187
00:51:44,318 --> 00:51:46,130
So do you want to know the, years?
1188
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:47,368
>> Parker: sure.
1189
00:51:47,544 --> 00:51:48,768
>> Parker: Everybody's will.
1190
00:51:48,944 --> 00:51:50,914
>> Freddy: All, Right. So 82 was Tootsie.
1191
00:51:50,962 --> 00:51:51,954
>> Parker: Tootsie. Yeah.
1192
00:51:52,122 --> 00:51:54,010
>> Freddy: 83 was octopussy.
1193
00:51:54,170 --> 00:51:54,706
>> Parker: Sure.
1194
00:51:54,818 --> 00:51:56,710
>> Freddy: 84 was ghostbusters.
1195
00:51:57,090 --> 00:51:59,338
85, rocky for 86,
1196
00:51:59,394 --> 00:52:00,310
aliens.
1197
00:52:00,850 --> 00:52:02,110
>> Parker: There you go, Alan.
1198
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,312
>> Freddy: And did you know in
1199
00:52:06,336 --> 00:52:08,900
1985, Stallone had two?
1200
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,900
He had the second highest and the third highest.
1201
00:52:15,690 --> 00:52:17,794
Blood. Rambo. First blood.
1202
00:52:17,842 --> 00:52:19,394
>> Parker: Oh, yeah. First blood was awesome.
1203
00:52:19,442 --> 00:52:21,458
>> Freddy: Rocket. Rocket came out of the sands.
1204
00:52:21,554 --> 00:52:24,034
>> Parker: Then there was first blood, part two, which was second.
1205
00:52:24,202 --> 00:52:26,930
>> Parker: Yeah. And then first blood. First blood, part three, which
1206
00:52:26,970 --> 00:52:27,550
was.
1207
00:52:29,590 --> 00:52:31,198
>> Parker: That exists? I don't think that existed.
1208
00:52:31,254 --> 00:52:31,438
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1209
00:52:31,454 --> 00:52:33,588
>> Parker: Rocky, Rambo three was in Afghanistan.
1210
00:52:33,764 --> 00:52:36,372
>> Freddy: That's the one where he was blowing motherfuckers up with
1211
00:52:36,396 --> 00:52:37,012
it.
1212
00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:38,188
>> Parker: No, no, no.
1213
00:52:38,324 --> 00:52:40,560
>> Freddy: He was chopping them down with that damn.
1214
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:46,462
>> Parker: Rambo three was the one. He had the horses and he helped
1215
00:52:46,486 --> 00:52:48,370
the Afghans beat the Russians.
1216
00:52:49,190 --> 00:52:49,930
>> Freddy: No,
1217
00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:57,452
was rebels fault. Yeah.
1218
00:52:57,636 --> 00:52:58,228
And then,
1219
00:52:59,154 --> 00:52:59,866
>> Parker: And then he did,
1220
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,576
>> Parker: Then he did another Rambo. And that's the one that
1221
00:53:02,608 --> 00:53:04,700
he helped the missionaries.
1222
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,368
>> Freddy: He didn't take his shirt off without one. Yeah.
1223
00:53:07,424 --> 00:53:09,896
>> Parker: Yeah. Rainbow four came out in 2008.
1224
00:53:09,928 --> 00:53:10,160
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1225
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,512
>> Parker: Because that was like, you live to live or something.
1226
00:53:12,576 --> 00:53:15,432
>> Parker: Lied to the eye. One of them
1227
00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:18,336
sayings that he had. I watched it. So it all matter.
1228
00:53:18,448 --> 00:53:21,384
>> Parker: Yeah. That's all that matters. Well, that's ridiculous.
1229
00:53:21,432 --> 00:53:24,230
So this, what do you guys think about this? Feel free
1230
00:53:24,254 --> 00:53:25,838
to tweet us and whatever.
1231
00:53:25,998 --> 00:53:28,014
>> Parker: I should know movies.
1232
00:53:28,086 --> 00:53:30,974
>> Parker: How great this. Well, you know, Alan, in two and a half
1233
00:53:31,006 --> 00:53:33,902
years, when we decided to do this again, keep that
1234
00:53:34,030 --> 00:53:35,158
feather in your cab.
1235
00:53:35,278 --> 00:53:37,938
>> Parker: I'll fuck it up and do, like, top ten.
1236
00:53:38,358 --> 00:53:39,378
>> Parker: No, I know.
1237
00:53:43,038 --> 00:53:45,918
That's why I was like, I'm just gonna do something that's real weird, like
1238
00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:48,350
how tall stuff is, because it's good. One is gonna be
1239
00:53:48,374 --> 00:53:51,150
like, top ten Hollywood buttholes. And the other
1240
00:53:51,174 --> 00:53:54,078
ones. The other top ten
1241
00:53:54,118 --> 00:53:55,258
Hollywood buttholes.
1242
00:53:55,878 --> 00:53:56,934
>> Parker: Hollywood buttholes.
1243
00:53:56,966 --> 00:53:57,368
>> Parker: Right now.
1244
00:53:57,438 --> 00:53:59,088
>> Parker: Fred will get him. All right.
1245
00:54:00,788 --> 00:54:02,608
He's like AMC to the moon.
1246
00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:07,292
>> Parker: Who do you think the number one butthole. Not. Not like
1247
00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:10,012
number one looking butthole, but the number, like,
1248
00:54:10,060 --> 00:54:12,844
asshole. Yeah. Like, who do you think that is in Hollywood?
1249
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:13,968
>> Parker: Steven Seagal.
1250
00:54:15,388 --> 00:54:17,168
>> Parker: He's on Hollywood. He's in.
1251
00:54:18,628 --> 00:54:21,400
we watched. My wife decided that the
1252
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:24,296
kids needed to experience one of her favorite movies of all time.
1253
00:54:24,432 --> 00:54:27,320
Keep in mind, she's a little younger than us, Fred. And so she
1254
00:54:27,344 --> 00:54:30,188
was like, we're gonna watch one of my favorite movies. I was like, okay,
1255
00:54:30,688 --> 00:54:33,664
don't know where this is going, because you never know with her, which
1256
00:54:33,696 --> 00:54:36,628
why I love her. And she's like, okay, here we go.
1257
00:54:38,288 --> 00:54:39,032
Close.
1258
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,268
>> Freddy: Memento.
1259
00:54:45,968 --> 00:54:47,314
>> Parker: What's the kidde?
1260
00:54:47,496 --> 00:54:48,938
>> Parker: It's three ninjas.
1261
00:54:49,478 --> 00:54:50,298
>> Freddy: Oh.
1262
00:54:51,118 --> 00:54:53,964
>> Parker: So, Right. That's what I'm saying. Like, I would have rather been.
1263
00:54:53,996 --> 00:54:56,668
Right. We've dreams wasn't
1264
00:54:56,708 --> 00:54:59,692
bad. It was not terrible. It
1265
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:00,660
was normal.
1266
00:55:00,804 --> 00:55:02,008
>> Freddy: Does it hold on?
1267
00:55:02,388 --> 00:55:04,388
>> Parker: No. Did it hold up back then?
1268
00:55:04,428 --> 00:55:06,740
>> Parker: No, no, it didn't hold so much.
1269
00:55:06,764 --> 00:55:09,612
>> Freddy: So we watched, like, with the,
1270
00:55:09,638 --> 00:55:12,354
babes and toilet, like, Keanu Reeves
1271
00:55:12,426 --> 00:55:12,754
and.
1272
00:55:12,826 --> 00:55:13,034
>> Parker: Yeah.
1273
00:55:13,066 --> 00:55:13,858
>> Freddy: Drew bare boy.
1274
00:55:13,898 --> 00:55:16,312
>> Parker: Like, I forgot about that movie.
1275
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:16,988
>> Freddy: Thanks.
1276
00:55:17,568 --> 00:55:20,240
>> Parker: Well, but what's awesome about three ninjas, and I will give it credit for
1277
00:55:20,264 --> 00:55:22,988
this, is it had a lot of, like,
1278
00:55:23,368 --> 00:55:26,228
almost celebrity, like, celebrity lookalikes in it.
1279
00:55:26,688 --> 00:55:29,504
Like, the main bad guy in the first one looked just like Steven
1280
00:55:29,536 --> 00:55:30,308
Seagal.
1281
00:55:32,368 --> 00:55:35,264
Oh, it's Steven Seagal. She's like, that's gone. Like, it's Steven
1282
00:55:35,296 --> 00:55:37,112
Seagal in this movie. This is Stevens.
1283
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:40,104
>> Freddy: The only way I'm Steven Seagal is a Steven Seagal type.
1284
00:55:40,216 --> 00:55:43,158
>> Parker: I watched, there was a black cop that looked just like Eddie Murphy.
1285
00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:46,128
This came out in, like, 80 or 92,
1286
00:55:46,428 --> 00:55:49,196
right? I was like, just like, Eddie
1287
00:55:49,212 --> 00:55:52,020
Murphy. She's like. And he's like, all the wisecracking detective,
1288
00:55:52,204 --> 00:55:55,060
right? That's not Eddie Murphy. I'm like, no, it's Eddie Murphy. That's the only
1289
00:55:55,084 --> 00:55:56,408
Eddie Murphy they can afford.
1290
00:55:57,348 --> 00:55:58,058
>> Parker: M.
1291
00:56:11,748 --> 00:56:14,668
>> Parker: I know. Yes.
1292
00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:17,300
I'm excited to be like, hey, it was
1293
00:56:17,324 --> 00:56:17,968
fine.
1294
00:56:18,628 --> 00:56:20,932
>> Parker: Yeah, I think it's gonna be like a. It's fine, but still.
1295
00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:23,978
>> Freddy: Yeah. four, three,
1296
00:56:24,098 --> 00:56:24,618
three.
1297
00:56:24,738 --> 00:56:25,226
>> Parker: Yeah.
1298
00:56:25,322 --> 00:56:27,958
>> Freddy: When they went to the wonderland, or.
1299
00:56:28,458 --> 00:56:29,278
Yeah.
1300
00:56:31,698 --> 00:56:33,106
>> Parker: They pushed that one. That one.
1301
00:56:33,162 --> 00:56:36,066
>> Freddy: Yeah. That shit was terrible. Okay.
1302
00:56:36,202 --> 00:56:37,124
Okay.
1303
00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:40,280
>> Parker: I'm sure it'll be great. And if it's
1304
00:56:40,304 --> 00:56:42,424
not great, we're gonna watch it anyway.
1305
00:56:42,496 --> 00:56:45,160
>> Freddy: Let's see. I haven't even seen previews. Like, they ain't even
1306
00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:45,748
got.
1307
00:56:47,608 --> 00:56:48,040
>> Parker: All the.
1308
00:56:48,064 --> 00:56:49,988
>> Parker: Old school guys back in it. They got.
1309
00:56:52,088 --> 00:56:52,416
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1310
00:56:52,432 --> 00:56:55,110
>> Parker: And they got the dude from the, herplex, Ron
1311
00:56:55,134 --> 00:56:57,418
hive. He's in it.
1312
00:56:58,118 --> 00:57:01,056
Yeah, he's in it. And the guy that, the.
1313
00:57:01,112 --> 00:57:02,468
The guys who does the.
1314
00:57:03,628 --> 00:57:04,860
>> Freddy: Oh, yeah. Balky.
1315
00:57:04,964 --> 00:57:05,484
>> Parker: Balky.
1316
00:57:05,516 --> 00:57:06,128
>> Parker: Yeah.
1317
00:57:07,748 --> 00:57:09,308
>> Freddy: Forever be balcony man.
1318
00:57:09,388 --> 00:57:10,804
>> Parker: Yeah, he's in it.
1319
00:57:10,996 --> 00:57:11,588
>> Parker: That's awesome.
1320
00:57:11,628 --> 00:57:13,368
>> Parker: Which I thought he was dead, so.
1321
00:57:20,588 --> 00:57:22,532
>> Parker: It'S gonna be great. We'll live stream it.
1322
00:57:22,660 --> 00:57:23,888
>> Freddy: Yeah. There you go.
1323
00:57:24,308 --> 00:57:25,088
>> Parker: Yes.
1324
00:57:26,868 --> 00:57:29,594
>> Parker: Yeah. Well, I think we can do that. I don't know how that works.
1325
00:57:29,716 --> 00:57:30,214
We should.
1326
00:57:30,286 --> 00:57:33,150
>> Freddy: I think we can. I don't know. We can live streaming.
1327
00:57:33,214 --> 00:57:36,118
We can react it together, right? Like,
1328
00:57:36,158 --> 00:57:37,038
as a group.
1329
00:57:37,198 --> 00:57:39,818
>> Parker: Right? M. Any of our listeners want to watch.
1330
00:57:40,398 --> 00:57:42,538
Fucking watch it with us, you go watch
1331
00:57:43,598 --> 00:57:46,374
the show. I want to. I want to watch
1332
00:57:46,406 --> 00:57:48,902
Beverly holes cop four with you guys. Like, as soon as it comes
1333
00:57:48,950 --> 00:57:51,574
out, let me know how I can do that. That's all. One
1334
00:57:51,606 --> 00:57:54,578
hashtag, and then we send you an invite
1335
00:57:55,118 --> 00:57:57,974
to it. Please, nobody do that.
1336
00:57:58,086 --> 00:57:59,390
I hope somebody does do it.
1337
00:57:59,454 --> 00:58:02,206
>> Freddy: Oh, I want to watch it. Come on, let's watch it
1338
00:58:02,222 --> 00:58:02,494
together.
1339
00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:05,430
>> Parker: Yeah, I want to watch it with. Let's
1340
00:58:05,454 --> 00:58:06,978
go out to the movies.
1341
00:58:11,158 --> 00:58:13,966
All right, ladies and gentlemen. Well, we're glad you were with us.
1342
00:58:14,022 --> 00:58:16,718
We're glad we were here. Honestly.
1343
00:58:16,838 --> 00:58:18,286
>> Parker: You're glad you were with us.
1344
00:58:18,382 --> 00:58:21,334
>> Parker: We're glad you were with us. We're glad we're with us. We're glad that, you know,
1345
00:58:21,366 --> 00:58:23,178
next week will be a, ah, different show
1346
00:58:24,798 --> 00:58:27,258
next week on the July 4. Yeah, we got
1347
00:58:30,278 --> 00:58:33,078
America. Yeah. But fourth for
1348
00:58:33,118 --> 00:58:34,698
everybody who's listening right now,
1349
00:58:37,358 --> 00:58:39,710
who will probably be drunk, which.
1350
00:58:39,774 --> 00:58:42,326
>> Freddy: Is the day that Beverly Hills cops comes out.
1351
00:58:42,422 --> 00:58:45,078
>> Parker: Look at that. If you want to watch it
1352
00:58:45,118 --> 00:58:47,098
live and be on the show,
1353
00:58:47,998 --> 00:58:50,830
well, exit or whatever. Instagram and tick
1354
00:58:50,854 --> 00:58:53,854
tock. Hashtag. I know it's July 3,
1355
00:58:53,886 --> 00:58:56,630
and I should spend time with my family, but I'd rather spend time with the black Lincoln
1356
00:58:56,654 --> 00:58:57,046
collective.
1357
00:58:57,102 --> 00:58:59,886
>> Parker: Actually, I may be home
1358
00:58:59,942 --> 00:59:00,398
then.
1359
00:59:00,518 --> 00:59:01,978
>> Parker: It's good. Ashtag, friend.
1360
00:59:03,518 --> 00:59:06,230
There you go, Valentine. Hashtag, tweet the show. And
1361
00:59:06,254 --> 00:59:09,254
hashtag it. I hope Alan's home so that I can watch Beverly Hill Scott
1362
00:59:09,286 --> 00:59:11,710
for with him. And also the other guys from Black Lincoln collective
1363
00:59:11,734 --> 00:59:14,658
podcast, because it's my favorite podcast. That happens
1364
00:59:14,798 --> 00:59:16,962
once a week. All one word.
1365
00:59:17,010 --> 00:59:17,354
>> Parker: Yeah.
1366
00:59:17,426 --> 00:59:19,078
>> Parker: Yeah, all one. Hashtag, please.
1367
00:59:19,818 --> 00:59:22,410
>> Parker: Yeah, one hashtag there.
1368
00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:25,146
>> Parker: Yeah, hashtag fart. Will
1369
00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:27,690
understand that. We should tweet.
1370
00:59:27,754 --> 00:59:28,358
>> Parker: Yes.
1371
00:59:30,738 --> 00:59:33,718
>> Parker: All right, well, we're gonna get out of here. Ladies and gentlemen,
1372
00:59:34,418 --> 00:59:37,314
marriest of independence days to you
1373
00:59:37,346 --> 00:59:39,010
all. May aliens.
1374
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,866
>> Parker: Not in next week.
1375
00:59:40,962 --> 00:59:43,866
>> Parker: That's this week, bro.
1376
00:59:44,042 --> 00:59:45,066
>> Freddy: That's this week.
1377
00:59:45,162 --> 00:59:47,826
>> Parker: No, that's just in a few days.
1378
00:59:48,002 --> 00:59:48,794
>> Freddy: Monday.
1379
00:59:48,986 --> 00:59:51,898
>> Parker: Happy birthday, Nate, by the way. No,
1380
00:59:52,058 --> 00:59:53,362
I don't even know what day is.
1381
00:59:53,410 --> 00:59:53,642
>> Parker: What.
1382
00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:56,058
>> Parker: What? You don't need to know what day is what. You suck it.
1383
00:59:56,098 --> 00:59:56,898
>> Parker: No, I don't.
1384
00:59:57,018 --> 00:59:57,998
>> Parker: Fire it again.
1385
01:00:00,938 --> 01:00:02,274
>> Parker: Freddie, can I get a job.
1386
01:00:02,386 --> 01:00:03,878
>> Parker: Can you hire me, Freddie?
1387
01:00:05,578 --> 01:00:06,566
No, thanks.
1388
01:00:06,722 --> 01:00:09,398
>> Freddy: I work for Freddie. Get these bottles up like
1389
01:00:09,438 --> 01:00:09,958
barrage.
1390
01:00:10,038 --> 01:00:11,818
>> Parker: The BLC podcast, too.
1391
01:00:12,238 --> 01:00:15,166
>> Parker: Yeah, I worked for
1392
01:00:15,182 --> 01:00:15,938
the b.
1393
01:00:18,558 --> 01:00:21,486
>> Parker: Works for me. All right, we're gonna
1394
01:00:21,502 --> 01:00:24,342
get out of here. We'll see you next week. Adios.
1395
01:00:24,510 --> 01:00:25,542
>> Freddy: Adios.
1396
01:00:25,710 --> 01:00:26,350
>> Parker: Whatever.
1397
01:00:26,454 --> 01:00:28,098
>> Freddy: Feliz Campaneros.
1398
01:00:30,518 --> 01:00:31,658
Coworkers.
1399
01:00:36,528 --> 01:00:38,068
>> Parker: Much barbecue.
1400
01:00:42,928 --> 01:00:45,800
We are laughing, and we are
1401
01:00:45,824 --> 01:00:48,456
very good friends. Good buddies
1402
01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:50,268
sharing a special moment.
1403
01:01:06,058 --> 01:01:08,850
>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man. It's game
1404
01:01:08,914 --> 01:01:09,518
over.
1405
01:01:10,218 --> 01:01:13,170
>> Parker: Just hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound
1406
01:01:13,194 --> 01:01:14,358
out of Meza.
1407
01:01:19,538 --> 01:01:20,958
>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
1408
01:01:24,948 --> 01:01:26,980
>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks.
1409
01:01:27,124 --> 01:01:29,412
>> Freddy: Hasta la vista, baby.
1410
01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:30,968
>> Parker: Goddamn hip.
1411
01:01:33,148 --> 01:01:35,844
Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway. As you
1412
01:01:35,876 --> 01:01:38,468
know, I'm a man of special needs,
1413
01:01:38,588 --> 01:01:39,956
Shirley. You can't be serious.
1414
01:01:40,092 --> 01:01:42,308
>> Parker: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.