Fred kicks things off with a Temu soundboard and the crew immediately spirals into tech chaos and show updates. Then it’s Fred’s Freaky Facts—a rapid-fire run of bizarre trivia you didn’t ask for but absolutely needed. From there, they detour into food talk (including Donkey’s Place and a stolen bar “bone” saga), before jumping into Dinner Slang, where “burning the British” becomes a whole meal. Idiot News caps the madness with a Louisiana “mermaid” pond incident that ends exactly how you think it will, followed by a debate on modern R&B’s “romance vs. raunch,” and a painfully relatable bit about chair-breaking anxiety—plus a tease of New Year’s resolutions and joke-telling to close it out.
Fred kicks things off with a Temu soundboard and the crew immediately spirals into tech chaos and show updates. Then it’s Fred’s Freaky Facts—a rapid-fire run of bizarre trivia you didn’t ask for but absolutely needed. From there, they detour into food talk (including Donkey’s Place and a stolen bar “bone” saga), before jumping into Dinner Slang, where “burning the British” becomes a whole meal. Idiot News caps the madness with a Louisiana “mermaid” pond incident that ends exactly how you think it will, followed by a debate on modern R&B’s “romance vs. raunch,” and a painfully relatable bit about chair-breaking anxiety—plus a tease of New Year’s resolutions and joke-telling to close it out.
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swap the mail to the store in the morning.
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I'm gonna get fucked!
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With your most harder.
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Featuring the seltries sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome, welcome, one and all!
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To the 221st edition of the BLC Podcast.
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We're a proud, leap broadcasting live.
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From the police leacy studios scattered all across the ups and downs of Carolina.
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And you can catch new episodes every single Monday or anytime.
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On YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and all your favorite podcasts.
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That's Parker's MBR Voice.
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Podcast.com. That's right.
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Tonight's show is brought to you by our friends at Rumble.
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It's like, "Brother, but somehow more gay?"
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And Alan is starting a channel for the show.
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Oh, it's gonna be Rumble.com/TaderMits.
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Yep.
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TaderMits.
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Welcome to the show, Fredric.
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We're all flat-me here.
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It's me.
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Did you do that? Did you do that to yourself, Fred? Did you do that?
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Never Alan. It wasn't me.
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That's the technology now.
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And Lightning Joeman, Alan, O-G-B.
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Alan, I never got it.
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Let's count some more.
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Well, there you go.
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Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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Please, your team-u soundboard.
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Oh, you're using it, okay.
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Fred has...
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Oh, my god, I only got a real computer.
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That's right.
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Fred has diversified his technology collection.
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Reese.
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And now you can do all the things.
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I was like, "Yeah, I got my shit working out."
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I was like, "Yeah, maybe I can do it."
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I was still Alan's job.
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Okay, what else you got on with it?
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I guess it's crazy shit.
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It was just one or two things.
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I got this.
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I mean, I have to have a swarm off.
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We are Alan.
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That's right.
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We're Alan.
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Fred.
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So, ladies and gentlemen.
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It's me, the screw-in.
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I'm from the...
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That's right.
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We are from New York.
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- He's started.
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- That's right.
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See, he's the local screwing,
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and I am the one from Down
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(ull sautters)
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I am the one who can be good them
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with the most special birthday.
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(screams)
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I'm gonna give it your ear.
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- Yeah, nearer, nearer.
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Come here, come here, come here.
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Come here, come here, come here.
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Oh yeah!
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- I got my headphones in, I'm good.
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- Let me get that right here.
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(all laughing)
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- Oh my goodness.
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- I used to be you!
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- Four minutes into the show, Fred,
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and screw words, are you better here, two times?
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- Probably, it's gonna be a night.
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Well, that's really cool, Fred.
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So you got, do you have other ones too, or is that dear?
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and he says, he's famous for the little,
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"Somebody go in the floor!"
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- So, for those long-time listeners, you may remember,
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there have been times throughout the show
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that I've gotten ahold of the soundboard,
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and the whole show has just been around me,
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abusing it, Fred, learned from my mistakes.
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- I am not going to abuse the soundboard, Matthew.
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- A little bit, other people, maybe a little bit.
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- I don't know, 'cause, okay, so,
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- That was how it was.
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- Yeah, neither one of you has your hands where I can see them.
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- What do you guys,
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- Would you like me to be like,
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- No much better for the YouTube crowd.
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- What you gotta do, the guest, the soundboard.
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- Oh, no.
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- Who's the love you, that's the love you.
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- I will give you a list of prompts,
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and you guys can come with them.
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(all laughing)
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- Or that out.
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- Fred, welcome to the show.
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- Thank you, man.
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- Welcome out onto the show as well.
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- Yep, yep, yep.
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- TGI Monday, what's?
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- Whatever day it is, TGI all the days.
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- Yeah, Monday, 'cause it's always Monday.
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- It's always Monday.
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- It's always Monday.
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- It is, it's great.
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- Everyday was Monday.
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- We wake up four, we start the show four a.m.
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on a Monday morning.
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and that's what really, that's where you get the energy.
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- We could do it.
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- Yeah, but now.
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- No, no, no.
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That's the thing.
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- 'Cause I'm like, those people are on a mission.
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- You ever see somebody like,
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"Ruin, heavy on a treadmill?"
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Yeah, it's not me.
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- Oh my God.
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Oh my God, that's, yeah, that's what it sounds like.
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As soon as I walk in the gym,
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- Fred, I was out of the harness, eh.
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- I don't know who that was though.
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I hate this. (all laughing)
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I hate this world.
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Oh, everybody knew that.
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This is, Alan can attest,
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and you probably talked about this all the time.
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Alan knows that I don't like surprises like this.
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It's gonna be a night, Fred.
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- Right.
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- Right.
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- Well, speaking of surprises, Fred,
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at the end of the show tonight,
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we're gonna do, I'm teasing this, you know.
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- Oh, okay, okay.
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- We're gonna do our new year's resolution.
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We're gonna tell jokes to each other,
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you and I and Alan as well, possibly.
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- Okay, possibly.
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- Depending, so work on that during the show,
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but pay attention to the show as well.
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Fred, you were telling me about something
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that you've got in your hat,
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that we haven't visited or talked about in a long time.
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And that, of course, is a freaky fact.
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- Oh, great.
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- Let's hope that Alan would be on that one.
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- No, I'll show for you.
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- Fred, do you have the music for yourself?
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You should, you should play something.
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(upbeat music)
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Oh, I don't like this one as much.
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Okay, this is bad.
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(upbeat music)
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- I hate the world.
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- I hate the world.
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This is what Alan throws under the world.
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In my opinion.
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(upbeat music)
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- I feel like Alan is free.
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- You two are my eyes.
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- Oh my God.
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- Oh no.
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- This is not important.
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- It's a fun, a freaky story.
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- Come on, Fred.
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- The show goes, it's 1990.
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- Playboy made a contest for women to ride in
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and sleep with Donald Trump.
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- Good night, Johnny.
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- Be cool.
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(upbeat music)
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- Was that the fact?
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- Was that a factor?
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- Did that shit up?
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- Did that shit up?
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- Did that shit up?
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- Was that your only?
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- No, did you know that the acting
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and security officer at the department of Homeland Security,
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her real name is I wanna be horny.
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That's a fact.
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(all laughing)
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(upbeat music)
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- Did you know?
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(upbeat music)
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- When people say, "Deed the second's Christ,"
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the eight stands for "Hoo" was like.
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(all laughing)
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- I got one out of the equation.
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And that's "Woodle" is you.
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And that's a fact.
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- Keep the music going, Evan.
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- Yeah, shit, it's gonna be more facts.
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- Oh, it's more.
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- Keep the music going, you know?
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- No, okay.
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- Did you know?
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A transgender category has taught
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the most category on public order this year.
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- What's up there with the lesbian?
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- That's a fact.
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(all laughing)
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- What are you doing, Evan?
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- I am, it's in the background.
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- It's freaky, fuck it.
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- It's freaky, fuck it.
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- All I ask is what?
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(upbeat music)
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- Did you know that Cat Harris Cats
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have no hair?
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So when they sit on something,
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their butt always is like a greasy stain on it.
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- Like so-called.
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- And that's a fact.
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(all laughing)
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(upbeat music)
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- Yes, it's bloated, the fact is God.
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(all laughing)
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- It's all the crescendo of the facts.
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- All right, Mr. Cosby, they're coming for you.
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- No, yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, good night.
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- My, my, my.
264
00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,700
(all laughing)
265
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(upbeat music)
266
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- All right, well, that was,
267
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Fred's freaky packets.
268
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,120
- Freaky packets.
269
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- Which, you know, we haven't done that in a long time, Fred.
270
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,240
- Yeah, I've never been.
271
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,000
- And I've never seen you with more energy than that.
272
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,560
- That's crazy, 'cause you know when you,
273
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,560
when you first did it, it was like really a surprise,
274
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and then I was freezing, you know,
275
00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,520
I'm thinking, right, right, and now you've embraced it.
276
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- So I'm free of fact.
277
00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,640
- Yeah, now you came up with all kinds of things.
278
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,080
- Yeah, you was a lot.
279
00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,200
- I've been storing them up.
280
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,440
- I could tell.
281
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,120
- I had stored up that whole character,
282
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,800
that old Fred was made of cheese.
283
00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,800
- Was he?
284
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,160
- I did think you had a little hairy, hairy in there.
285
00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,320
- Yeah, a little hairy, hairy.
286
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,440
- Yeah, it was like a little bit of hairy, hairy.
287
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,760
- Basically when I said, "Who was that?"
288
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,960
- Yes, that's correct.
289
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,680
- He just wanted to say "Who was that?"
290
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,680
- I didn't know what the--
291
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:08,720
- He didn't, I agree with you on that.
292
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,840
- Well, that was that song was the reason that--
293
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,840
- Yeah, the reason, the reason, the reason, the reason.
294
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,840
- Yeah, the reason, the reason, the reason, the reason.
295
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,840
- Who was that?
296
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,640
- Who was tank, what a band, what a band.
297
00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,280
- I wanna be horny.
298
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That's the, yeah, that's the reason.
299
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,880
- That's the real fact right there.
300
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:25,240
- I don't wanna be horny.
301
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,840
- I don't wanna be horny.
302
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,440
- Be horny.
303
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,680
- That's hilarious.
304
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,800
- Millenician was B, H's parents.
305
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,640
- Those parents.
306
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,400
- I bet she does not talk to her parents.
307
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,560
- She's a little bit average.
308
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,760
- She is a little bit average.
309
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,040
- That's why she wanna, that's why she wanna be horny.
310
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,240
- She looks like a ghoul from Fallout.
311
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,080
- Yeah.
312
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:44,920
- What?
313
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:45,920
- What?
314
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:46,760
- Yeah.
315
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:47,600
- From Fallout, here was the ghoul.
316
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,440
- Born, yeah.
317
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,440
- Born?
318
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,600
- She looks like a ghoul.
319
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,000
- Yeah, that's the reason.
320
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,320
- No, like Walter Coggins?
321
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,440
- No, he wasn't a ghoul, was he?
322
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,280
- No.
323
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,320
- No.
324
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,440
- All right, you got to put it up.
325
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,280
- What are you saying?
326
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,440
- Oh, you're a ghoul.
327
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,440
- You're a ghoul.
328
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,800
(laughing)
329
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,360
- (laughing)
330
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,680
- Yeah, but it's a ghoul.
331
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,720
- I wanna be horny.
332
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:14,560
- Yeah.
333
00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,400
- Horny and horny.
334
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,240
- Horny.
335
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,000
- Horny anyway.
336
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,200
All right, well gross anyway.
337
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,640
So, you know, maybe.
338
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,640
- Oh, and cheek, like I bond the beef.
339
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,080
- Right, like you would do.
340
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,760
(laughing)
341
00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,520
- It's almost comedic, right?
342
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,640
Because like it's like in a movie when they're like,
343
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,560
oh yeah, this is pussy deluxe.
344
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:35,720
(laughing)
345
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,080
- Yeah, a lot of people are like,
346
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,880
yeah, a lot of, and it's like this amazingly hot chick.
347
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,040
You hear, I wanna be horny.
348
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,520
You're like, here we go.
349
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,800
You already commit to that.
350
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,240
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
351
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,280
- That's how I felt just now.
352
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,440
- I submitted it to you.
353
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,040
- It's like, I wanna be but.
354
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,040
(laughing)
355
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:54,880
- That's what, yeah.
356
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,440
(laughing)
357
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,160
Every time someone says her name, she's like, I know.
358
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(laughing)
359
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,240
- Down to the ground.
360
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,920
- It's like, well if she's anything like
361
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,920
the rest of the women in the current administration,
362
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,720
she's gonna look like a, like a Botox, whatever at the end of it.
363
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:12,880
- Oh yeah, yeah.
364
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,920
- What they call them,
365
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,040
creatures that live under the earth.
366
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,760
- Um, Moldox.
367
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,240
- Nah, yeah, no, yeah, the Moldox,
368
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,080
you know?
369
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,080
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
370
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:22,920
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
371
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,920
- I don't know, I think that's what they're like.
372
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,760
- Moldable?
373
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,920
- Actually, that's what they've heard.
374
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,080
- They look like, actually, by the time it's sitting,
375
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,200
they look like Thomas the Train.
376
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,080
- It's a big, round, big, cheeks and all that.
377
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,080
- Just cool.
378
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,080
(laughing)
379
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,920
- Cool, Fred.
380
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:39,520
- He's right.
381
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,520
(laughing)
382
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,920
- Fred, I have some sad news to report.
383
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,920
Yeah, I'm not happy about it.
384
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,560
- Your penis fell off.
385
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,800
- Not this time.
386
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,800
(laughing)
387
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,640
- Out this time.
388
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:58,640
- So, Fred, Donkey's place in Camden, New Jersey.
389
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It's well known for its iconic cheese steaks.
390
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,480
They're so good that Anthony Bourdain,
391
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,160
once called them the best in Philadelphia,
392
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,740
despite their location across the Delaware River,
393
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:10,580
in Jersey.
394
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:11,420
- Okay.
395
00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:13,680
- Can't be that good, it's good.
396
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,680
- You say what?
397
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,680
- It's good.
398
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,320
- He can kill himself, then?
399
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,320
- Yeah.
400
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,840
- Can he kill himself?
401
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,120
- Yeah, unfortunately, he did.
402
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:21,960
- Yeah, that sucks.
403
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,800
- Yeah, he did.
404
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,120
- Well, because of a woman.
405
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:26,960
- Really?
406
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,800
- Yeah.
407
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,120
- He's a...
408
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,640
- I've never got a cheese steak.
409
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,880
- You never had a cheese steak?
410
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,800
- No, I'm a man.
411
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,760
Like, they were that good.
412
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,920
And I was thinking about killing myself.
413
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,640
Those cheese steaks, if they were...
414
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,280
- Well, this is, they were the cane in my mind
415
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,000
and I'd have been like, no.
416
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,360
- Maybe I'll kill myself after I got a cheese steak.
417
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,360
- Yeah, you never know, maybe he had one.
418
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,680
- But, the thing was like, this is my last meal.
419
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,520
- Yeah.
420
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,360
- Maybe he did.
421
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,200
(laughing)
422
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,040
- Yeah, I'm sure.
423
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,040
(laughing)
424
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:54,880
- That's crazy.
425
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:55,720
I didn't even know that.
426
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,080
I just thought he died and didn't even think about it.
427
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,200
Well, Fred, here's a...
428
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,520
- I don't laugh.
429
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,520
- No, we can...
430
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,360
I mean, he did kill himself.
431
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,480
It's not like we didn't...
432
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,040
He doesn't care what he's killing.
433
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,360
- You're right, allegedly.
434
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,360
We're probably in a few more downloads
435
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,040
if we were the murder or something.
436
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,040
(laughing)
437
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,360
Just say it.
438
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,920
But, Fred, the South Jersey bar,
439
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,960
Donkey's place, like we talked about an hour ago.
440
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,200
- It was like, the Jersey bar in restaurant,
441
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,040
oh my God.
442
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:26,880
(laughing)
443
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,000
- Thank you so much.
444
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,520
- This bar has some work.
445
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,520
(laughing)
446
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,520
- What the, no.
447
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,600
- There's nobody noise is happening at the same time
448
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,680
and it's overwhelming.
449
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:40,200
- The South, Jersey bar restaurant is perhaps this.
450
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,600
- It's well over a cheese steak.
451
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:45,360
Last but not least, for antique walrus penis, about...
452
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,480
- A bone?
453
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,000
- A bone of a walrus penis.
454
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,840
So walrus is having a bone in their wall.
455
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,240
(upbeat music)
456
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:59,240
So, Donkey's place has kept a walrus back alone.
457
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,760
A bone in the penis for many mails.
458
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,640
A dinosaur for his long-dosing.
459
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,680
(upbeat music)
460
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,760
The popular conversation piece sits alongside a megalodon tooth
461
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,520
and several other artifacts.
462
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,680
Diders often come in for a cheese steak and drinks
463
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,440
to ask about what the peculiar bone is.
464
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,760
Bartenders let them take a look and guess
465
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,000
before revealing the answer.
466
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,400
Last week Fred, tragedy struck.
467
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,720
- Oh no.
468
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,240
- A customer stole the bone.
469
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,080
- I know it has gone, yeah.
470
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,920
- Somebody stole the bone.
471
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:37,080
- Bartender handed it out to them to figure out what it was.
472
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,840
She went to the back to do something else
473
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,200
and then the dude stole it, said the owner.
474
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:45,280
We got his picture, but I don't think he's from around town.
475
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,400
- What the fuck man?
476
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,640
- Come in, out of town or come into...
477
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,880
- And this has to be like a local, Blake.
478
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,720
Yeah, I'm saying.
479
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,720
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
480
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,520
- I mean, even though I'm about to be...
481
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,200
- That's probably pretty much what I'm talking about.
482
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,520
- That's a brilliant, that's a brave thing to do
483
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,640
to go to a local bar out of town.
484
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,160
- That's it, what do you do it?
485
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,160
- Oh man.
486
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,480
- 'Cause you get in, do you think, get out?
487
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,320
- What do you...
488
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,840
- They had a plan 'cause I'm sure they saw it.
489
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,320
- What do we all say after the ham steak?
490
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:17,360
- Well, come.
491
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,240
Doggies play supposed to tick-tock being on New Year's Eve
492
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,400
featuring the bartender who is involved in the incident,
493
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,480
urging the customer to please return the item
494
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,720
as well as showing a photo of the alleged thief.
495
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,440
- Give it back, I'll be out there.
496
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,800
- I need it.
497
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,680
I wasn't thinking they would do something like this
498
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,160
to bartender said in the video.
499
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,960
If the person that stole it is watching this,
500
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,320
please bring it back.
501
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,160
- Give it back, I'll say.
502
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,600
- The world's not the same without it.
503
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,800
So, Lucas, who is the guy, the owner now,
504
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:51,800
is the grandson of the original Doggies owner, Leon Donkey Lewis.
505
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,000
Lucas.
506
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,800
Lucas, let me say that again, Leon Donkey Lucas.
507
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,040
- Donkey Lucas.
508
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,720
- He said he doesn't want to press charges following the incident,
509
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,640
but simply wants to decade older items
510
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,120
returned to its home on Haddon Avenue in New Jersey.
511
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:06,960
- Hey.
512
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,760
- Doggies plays, has an attempt to contact the man
513
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,880
who used a credit card to pay for his meal.
514
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,120
Lucas said he doesn't want to file a police report,
515
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,760
he just wants his weighing back.
516
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,920
- If it's about to weigh down.
517
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,120
- There you go.
518
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:27,440
Yeah, I know, okay, so I remember in a younger age,
519
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,080
it was a popular idea, and this is when the world
520
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,040
was very different because back then you could smoke
521
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:37,720
in restaurants, and the world was a lawless place,
522
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:41,000
it felt like in the mid 90s, mid to late 90s.
523
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,080
And compared to today,
524
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,560
- Lawless, no, at the day.
525
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,160
- Even though there was so much more violent crime,
526
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,680
but still.
527
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,520
- Yeah, anyway.
528
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,920
- This can't was everywhere, man.
529
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,000
- Well, that's true.
530
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,840
- You can't get it wrong.
531
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,840
- Though I remember like going to restaurants,
532
00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,080
popular restaurants, and like swiping an ass tray,
533
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,880
or swiping like a salt shakeer.
534
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,360
- Yeah, but it wasn't like the one behind acidity.
535
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,200
- Right, but I would never think of like,
536
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:11,600
I'm gonna abscond with a fucking whale dick.
537
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,720
- Now I'm taking a, like, you know,
538
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:19,040
in the bar, in the bathroom, they'll have like a PBR sign
539
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,240
or something like that.
540
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,720
- Yeah, but you know, that's different.
541
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,880
And we're talking about would you have taken something
542
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,760
that has been there for decades?
543
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,600
- Yeah, for example.
544
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,160
- That's like a place is known for it.
545
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,640
- Like how a drunk.
546
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,680
- Yeah, well, yeah, I'd blow it.
547
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,040
- But I'm saying something.
548
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,480
- Well, you did take a chunk out of that.
549
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,480
- Yes, it is.
550
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,680
- Yeah, for those not familiar,
551
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,040
that's the Clemson Tiger football team.
552
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,400
- You know, rock that they rub before they run down a hill.
553
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,360
Which is still love that team.
554
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:50,760
However, I always question that as an idea
555
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,560
for athletes to do right before the game.
556
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,640
- Oh, run down a hill.
557
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,400
- But you want, one person gets hurt and you're like,
558
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,320
why did we do this?
559
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,480
- Has anybody before?
560
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,560
- One person falling down and stuff.
561
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,480
- Yeah, the person falls and everybody else.
562
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,960
- Yeah, everybody right there.
563
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,920
- And they like the game, the bicycle race.
564
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,520
- And it's better like you're on national TV and it happens.
565
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,360
- I'm like, oh, right.
566
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,520
- It's always, it's always bothered my mind.
567
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,360
Have you ever ran down that hill?
568
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,360
- Yeah, it's steep.
569
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,200
- It is, man.
570
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,440
I've ran down that hill, man.
571
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,600
- It's a steep hill and it's like,
572
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,440
- I'm like, go.
573
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,600
- You just slow the fuck down.
574
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,640
- Yeah, I was real, I rolled a cheese down it.
575
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,480
- Yeah.
576
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,520
- Just after that, like that Cucarled in.
577
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,560
- Who's like broken every neighborhood
578
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,760
and everybody, he's the cheese down a hill.
579
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,800
- Cheese, cheese.
580
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,600
- God, I admire her, her moxie though.
581
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,440
- Yeah.
582
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,200
- But yeah, friend, I just can't imagine, like I said,
583
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,360
to me, it boggles my mind.
584
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,600
- Yeah, that's crazy, man.
585
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,320
- I mean, people would steal the way they did it.
586
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,160
- What would you do with it?
587
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,800
Like, just tell their friends and they got it.
588
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,560
- I would like sell it to a old Chinese medicine man.
589
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,160
- No, they just really were fun to know.
590
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,800
- And like, for example, the asterie,
591
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,320
you would steal the asterie because you'd go home and smoke.
592
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,160
- Right.
593
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,000
- And you would steal the asterie.
594
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:58,840
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
595
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,000
- Was he not gonna steal the salt?
596
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,760
- Because I needed salt.
597
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,720
- And the salt shaker, you know, you put salt
598
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,680
and then it had like pizza,
599
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,920
or whatever name on it.
600
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,760
- Right.
601
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,600
- And I was like, oh yeah, that's cool.
602
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,120
- Yeah, you put that from pizza,
603
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,400
or you send it to those people,
604
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,240
- Okay.
605
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,080
- And then you put it in the glass?
606
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,400
- Yeah, I can get it.
607
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,000
- That's a replica.
608
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,640
- But, let's see, can I get it?
609
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,640
- What's that bone?
610
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,120
- What's that bone in there?
611
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:19,960
- That's a bone.
612
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:20,800
- That's a bone.
613
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,920
- I think it's two-
614
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,760
- I think it's two-
615
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:23,600
- I think it's two-
616
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,440
- I think it's two-
617
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,440
- I don't know if it's two or from like an individual.
618
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,440
That's like a family-owned restaurant, you know,
619
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,800
I wouldn't do that, but a corporate, like-
620
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,640
- We talked about that.
621
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,160
- A corporation blind.
622
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,000
- We talked about that.
623
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,120
And we would return like doing returning TVs
624
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:36,960
and stuff like that, where-
625
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:37,800
- Yeah, yeah.
626
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,000
- Because for them, it's just, they don't even give a shit.
627
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,120
- I don't care.
628
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,880
- But to me, it's my whole world.
629
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,880
Now, the TV, what am I gonna do, raise my face?
630
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,080
- All of you have that receipt?
631
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,760
- So Fred, you can buy a replica wallrest baculum
632
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:55,160
at Skolz unlimited, international.
633
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,720
You wanna take a guess as to how much,
634
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,600
do you wanna see what a replica wallrest is?
635
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,440
- Yeah, all of them.
636
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,320
- It's like, oh, it's a wallrest.
637
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,560
- I thought it was real.
638
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,200
- Let me see if I can get-
639
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,440
- Don't they have the, don't they have like the biggest penis?
640
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,600
No.
641
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,760
- I mean, you know, that would be a Puerto Ricans.
642
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,600
No.
643
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,000
(laughing)
644
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:15,840
- All right, here you go, Alan.
645
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,320
Please put this on the screen.
646
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,800
For those of you at home, please Google,
647
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,080
wallrest baculum.
648
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,840
- What's that on you, you tell you, what's that on your screen?
649
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,680
- Oh gosh.
650
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,520
- I think it's them.
651
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,360
- Yeah.
652
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:32,080
- So Fred, there's your wallrest baculum.
653
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,560
- Ew.
654
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,520
- For size, that's 12 feet long.
655
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,520
- That's 12 feet long.
656
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,520
- No, I have no idea.
657
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,840
- No, it's a big one for pizza, like-
658
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,840
- All right, stop this.
659
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,240
Oh yeah, so there you go.
660
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,240
All right, Fred, let me see if I can find the size.
661
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,840
Okay, 24 inches long, that was two feet.
662
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,680
- Two feet long.
663
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,160
- These are the size, I guess.
664
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,320
- Whoa, whoa, yeah.
665
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,400
- I don't know.
666
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,400
But it's a one-to-one scale.
667
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,200
So Fred, how much are you willing to pay?
668
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:02,360
Either monthly, 'cause you can pay in four easy installments.
669
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,200
- More.
670
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,360
- Oh, I thought you'd go really-
671
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,200
(laughing)
672
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,680
- What size you can pay in four easy installments
673
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,800
was 0% APR or you can pay at all at once?
674
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,640
- But if you could give four pay bits,
675
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,480
then it's gonna be like $350.
676
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,720
- Well, I think you're, I don't want you to,
677
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,800
this is a replica, okay?
678
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,640
So it's not a real-
679
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,960
- Oh, it's not even real.
680
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,640
- No, you can't buy, I don't think you can buy a real bone.
681
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,720
I'm pretty sure that's not, okay.
682
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:29,720
- Bummer, dude.
683
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,240
- Yeah, I'm gonna say $500.
684
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,440
You're both severely overshot.
685
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,280
- Really?
686
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,080
- You get it for a cool 115 bucks.
687
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,680
You can do four payments of $28.50.
688
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,160
(laughing)
689
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,320
- Okay.
690
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,920
- So again, you can't, I don't think you can actually buy,
691
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,280
but here's a Walrus job-owned carving, $335,
692
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,160
it's a lady holding a bucket.
693
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,320
It's a lady holding a bucket.
694
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,800
So you can get a Walrus skull
695
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,480
from Walrus skulls unlimited, international.
696
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,800
For 12, 24 incorporated, shit.
697
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,480
I'm gonna look at it these guys.
698
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,080
- I don't know, what's gold's unlimited,
699
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,400
international incorporated these guys,
700
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,960
they've got their name on point.
701
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,160
- Get off of that, you're on the dark rib, man.
702
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,000
- I don't like it.
703
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,120
- I can't wait to be served up all these ads about Walrus.
704
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,920
- We got to start like, they're gonna have a list
705
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,560
of like, country, yeah.
706
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,560
(laughing)
707
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,560
- Who clicked in?
708
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,080
- In everywhere.
709
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,400
- War hub.
710
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,240
- Yeah.
711
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,600
(laughing)
712
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,440
- We're doing the skulls.
713
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,680
- I don't want it.
714
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,880
Okay, anyway, so they still haven't found it, Fred,
715
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:39,720
I don't believe.
716
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,560
- No.
717
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,000
- Did you guys should have just done four payments of 2850?
718
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:44,840
- No.
719
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,160
- I'm saying, and then Ben, I stole this.
720
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,800
No one would know.
721
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,320
- No, nobody would care.
722
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,880
- Yeah, we're like, what's that?
723
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,920
It's a, you know?
724
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,920
- See if we can find out.
725
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,040
- Why do you have that?
726
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,720
- I'm saying that's what it goes to.
727
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,320
- As the bone then returned.
728
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,080
- Why do you have that?
729
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,320
- You better return that because if they find them,
730
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,880
he's gonna be bone because this new Jersey man.
731
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,040
(laughing)
732
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:11,880
- New Jersey.
733
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,440
- They still haven't, there's only eight comments
734
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,920
on this, it's like a lot.
735
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,200
- Oh, there's on Facebook, I'm not looking on TikTok.
736
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,000
I'm sure on TikTok, there's hundreds.
737
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,480
- Hundreds of them.
738
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,520
- We are.
739
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,920
- War was penis comments.
740
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,720
- Oh my God, why can't we just find that guy stole it?
741
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,880
Yeah, it looks like he would steal it.
742
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,880
I know that guy.
743
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,320
He looks just like you, Fred.
744
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,320
- No, I don't.
745
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,720
- A little bit of you, if you and Alan had a baby,
746
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,080
Alan, please put this on the screen.
747
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,880
If you and Alan had a baby and it could grow a beard,
748
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,880
it would be nice. - No.
749
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,000
- Yeah.
750
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,280
Yeah. - Yeah.
751
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,720
- He's got your nose, he's got Alan's eyebrows.
752
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,520
He's got, I guess might be your shit,
753
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,640
it's all of us together.
754
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,480
(laughing)
755
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,240
Okay, well never mind, we couldn't have done it.
756
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,880
- It's the face of the LC.
757
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:03,760
- Yeah, it could be the same, pull him off another's, as well.
758
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,680
- Well, of a bone, anything we see a weeder,
759
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,520
we gotta get it.
760
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,560
- Gotta get my hands on a weeder bone.
761
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,440
- A weeder bone.
762
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,200
- That's what it is, it's a weeder bone.
763
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,400
- That's not even AI, Fred, that's a real song.
764
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,280
- I know it, 'cause it was so good.
765
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,120
Weeder bone.
766
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,760
- So good. - It's your time.
767
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,040
- Yeah, 'cause AI would have been different than that.
768
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,760
But anyway, if anybody knows by the way,
769
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,720
the episode where we had listener created songs,
770
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,840
please tell us, because I cannot find it
771
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,160
and somebody needs to know.
772
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,480
So I should, I can probably look right in there.
773
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,320
Okay, anyway.
774
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,360
- Wait, I'll just listen to that episode not too long.
775
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:45,960
- Weird.
776
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,800
Weird.
777
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,640
- But I can't.
778
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,760
- All right, well, let's take a quick break.
779
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:50,920
(laughing)
780
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,760
We'll come back with more.
781
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,400
♪ Go in the open airs on a crazy journey ♪
782
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,480
- It's not a start off with such fire.
783
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:02,320
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784
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,320
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785
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,900
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786
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:10,480
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787
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:15,480
♪ Go in the open airs on a crazy journey ♪
788
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,060
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789
00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:43,320
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790
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,600
- Welcome back to collective podcast.
791
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,680
- We're still here for some reason.
792
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,320
(laughing)
793
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,320
- Oh my god.
794
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,320
- But Fred, it's, you know,
795
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,920
you know what I like to do, Fred, in the evenings, sometimes.
796
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,440
(laughing)
797
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,760
'Cause I enjoy to eat dinner.
798
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,360
- No, dinner, oh!
799
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,160
- I do, but one thing I've always lacked
800
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:08,760
because I don't eat dinner generally in a crowd, right?
801
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,960
So I don't get a lot of the vernacular
802
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,960
that the cool kids use at dinners or at dinners
803
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:19,120
in regard to and pertaining to dinners.
804
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:22,960
So if you can help me with that,
805
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,200
I think that would be very helpful to me.
806
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,960
- This is what the kids are calling the stuff nowadays
807
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,800
that you know, you should just be like,
808
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,520
"Hey, could I have some food?"
809
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,360
- Yeah, no.
810
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,520
- No, no.
811
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,160
These guys are making all kind of
812
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:43,160
a stupidity-hoppity- - (laughing)
813
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,480
- Peter Swing.
814
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,080
- Crazy.
815
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,400
- Oh man.
816
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,960
- Yeah. - I'm gonna give you an example.
817
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,880
And I'm gonna give you the word
818
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,840
that these kids are using nowadays.
819
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:56,680
- Okay.
820
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:02,000
- And if somebody said, "Hey, excuse me,
821
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,920
can I have a glass of hail?"
822
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,040
- Glass of hail?
823
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,560
- Hail H-A-I-L.
824
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,360
- Ice.
825
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,680
- Yes, exactly.
826
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,160
- I don't say it.
827
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,400
- Like, they're both one syllable for white.
828
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,640
- Ice is easier, but I also understand.
829
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,640
Boycott ice.
830
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,600
- All right, if somebody said,
831
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:26,760
"I'm about to order and put out the ice and cry."
832
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:30,840
- Oh, it's probably like,
833
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,400
I think that's the British rhyming thing,
834
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,680
something in fry.
835
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,960
"Put out the lights and cry is like-"
836
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,640
- "Put out the lights and cry."
837
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,320
When it sounds like it's from the,
838
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,160
it sounds like it's from the genies I wanna do it, but hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I know.
839
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,840
- I think it's, who's in French fries?
840
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:49,680
I don't know.
841
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,960
(laughing)
842
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,000
- If it's that British rhyming talk, it's so weird.
843
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,280
- I don't get it though, like, no, I mean, I get the crap part.
844
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,640
- 'Cause, what does it, what does it mean?
845
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,360
- "I put out the lights, livery onions."
846
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,880
- I get the crap part, you know, onions but like-
847
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:07,720
- What are the lights?
848
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,600
What is that?
849
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,600
Like, you'll never,
850
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,600
- Oh, oh, because it looks so bad, probably.
851
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,240
So turn off the lights and then,
852
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,080
(laughing)
853
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,080
- I want you to get your own, it is zoomed.
854
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,440
- Yeah, he's like, "Oh, fuck you, livery, not me, man."
855
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,440
- Fuck you, livery.
856
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,800
- 'Cause that was something that people had eat all the time back in the day.
857
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,200
- Yeah.
858
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,960
- People was poor, like, poor now.
859
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,800
Chicken nuggets and, that's it.
860
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,280
Just chicken nuggets, no sauce.
861
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,440
- And a, okay.
862
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,520
- To be poor for sauce.
863
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:44,480
- What if I said, I want two scrambled eggs and a side of burned the British?
864
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,760
- Bacon.
865
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,760
- Yeah.
866
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,760
- Yes, I don't know.
867
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,480
(laughing)
868
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,800
- I'm burning the British.
869
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,040
- You mean two scrambled eggs and a side of burned the British,
870
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,840
I got all, and I'm like, "Oh, yeah."
871
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,560
Two scrambled eggs on a bacon bet, huh?
872
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,560
- We can buy it like, what is British, like?
873
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,760
- B is for bacon.
874
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,080
- And, how, thought about it?
875
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,080
- British, I'm from--
876
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,240
- I was like, "B is for bacon."
877
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,960
British is such as the meat, like bacon, though.
878
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:16,000
- So you're gonna toast an English...
879
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,320
- Bacon.
880
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,400
- And toast an English muffin.
881
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,520
- Oh, that's what it is?
882
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,960
I was wrong, it wasn't bacon?
883
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,000
- Yeah.
884
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,480
- Okay, that makes more sense.
885
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:29,680
- This is kind of sexist, but like, this one says, like, the sin is is,
886
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,280
"Oh, that soup jacket's got a fat one on her."
887
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,080
(laughing)
888
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:39,400
- I was saying, that that cafeteria worker, that's not quite the mood.
889
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,640
- Yeah, soup jacket is a way through.
890
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,920
- There you go.
891
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,760
- Hey.
892
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,760
- What is this slang from?
893
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,280
I don't know where it is, I got an English book today.
894
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,120
And I'm not making this shit up.
895
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,000
- No, I definitely don't think you're making this up.
896
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,520
- Give it to your raw, man.
897
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,920
- I'm just trying to figure out if this is slang for bag of the day,
898
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,400
or you're like, "I love this one."
899
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,280
- Maybe it was, I'm thinking, 'cause like,
900
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:08,120
they do have a pitch of like a lady on the thing and it's got,
901
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,360
and she's got like that.
902
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,200
- The Bob.
903
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,840
- Can do, you know what I'm saying?
904
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,520
- Bob where goes under, like, long in the back
905
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,200
and she's got little thing up here.
906
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,040
- Yeah.
907
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,120
- Not that good.
908
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,800
- Like, he's in Thomas.
909
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,560
Thomas, don't livin' name.
910
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,440
(laughing)
911
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,880
- I don't know, I'm gonna use that, I don't know.
912
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,640
- He's gonna livin' name?
913
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,440
- Thomas, don't you can't see it.
914
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,440
- No, we can't.
915
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,440
- He can't see it.
916
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,280
- I can't see it.
917
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,120
- He's livin' name?
918
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:38,960
- Right.
919
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,160
- Okay, I was there, I don't wanna,
920
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,920
I want two eggs and I want you to wreck 'em.
921
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:46,760
(laughing)
922
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,600
- To a scrambled.
923
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,480
(laughing)
924
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,760
- Wreck 'em good.
925
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,760
- Wreck 'em.
926
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,640
- This one just says, "Draw win."
927
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,440
Draw win, that was a cup of coffee.
928
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,280
- Okay.
929
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,360
- Draw. - I guess that's,
930
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,360
draw a cup of coffee for me.
931
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,320
- Oh, how about a pair of drawers?
932
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,600
- Parodrores, pair of bang eggs.
933
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,400
- Drores are underpants.
934
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,920
- Who got the go?
935
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,760
- Oh.
936
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,520
(laughing)
937
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,360
Okay.
938
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,560
(laughing)
939
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,360
Oh, okay, I mean, that's cool.
940
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,640
- Ew, this is disgusting.
941
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,280
(laughing)
942
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,200
- Somebody said, "I want a side of sweet, the kitchen."
943
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,640
This is gross, I would never eat this again.
944
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,320
(laughing)
945
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,680
- I don't know what it is.
946
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:34,520
- Hey.
947
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,120
(laughing)
948
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,760
- Yes, I can see why I'm like,
949
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,760
(laughing)
950
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,560
'cause it does look like a pile of dirt.
951
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,800
- Yeah, I'm thinking.
952
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,800
(laughing)
953
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,160
- But hash is so good.
954
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,320
- It is so good.
955
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,320
(laughing)
956
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:53,520
- I want to apple pie and put a hat on it.
957
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,160
- With a dollar per by screen on top.
958
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,000
- There you go.
959
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,160
- Yeah.
960
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,000
- Yeah.
961
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,160
- You want to see?
962
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,160
- Yeah, make it sweet.
963
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,600
- What did it call it?
964
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,760
Sweet chicks.
965
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,840
- Doll man, all.
966
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,600
(laughing)
967
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,920
- No, we're doing slaying from the,
968
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,280
I thought we were doing it from the 2020s.
969
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,440
We're doing it from the 19s.
970
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,440
(laughing)
971
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,120
- No, just,
972
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:17,960
(laughing)
973
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,640
- This was like a cursed slaying.
974
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,760
The kids are saying,
975
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,080
"I don't feel like I've ever heard a kid say this."
976
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,440
(laughing)
977
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,280
(laughing)
978
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,720
- That's all I needed was a musical theater,
979
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,560
where I,
980
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,920
(laughing)
981
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,760
- Right.
982
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,920
- Where's the mic and I?
983
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,160
- Right, what's the,
984
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,480
what mic can I get?
985
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,880
- The mic and I.
986
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,960
- The only one dog.
987
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,600
(laughing)
988
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,600
- We're,
989
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,240
(laughing)
990
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,760
(laughing)
991
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:44,760
- The music's seven.
992
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,960
- No, okay.
993
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:47,800
- I can't believe it.
994
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,440
- Yeah, that's another one for me.
995
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,440
- I know my head.
996
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,120
- I know my head.
997
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,800
- This is me and the alley.
998
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,040
(laughing)
999
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,560
- This is me and the alley.
1000
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:57,720
- I know my head is the,
1001
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:58,880
(laughing)
1002
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,640
- Alan uses that term as well.
1003
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,720
(laughing)
1004
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:03,560
- Something else.
1005
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,600
- Every time he goes through a porta-bottie,
1006
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,600
he's like, "Time for all of 'em,
1007
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,440
"Mr. Oriental."
1008
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,280
(laughing)
1009
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,120
- See?
1010
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,120
(laughing)
1011
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,600
- Oh, yeah,
1012
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,440
I've asked it,
1013
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,960
I wanna,
1014
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,560
I wanna eat with the lid
1015
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,720
and put a hat on it.
1016
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:22,280
Eat with a lid and put a hat on it.
1017
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,120
- Eat with the lid and put a hat on it.
1018
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:24,960
- Eat with the lid.
1019
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,960
(laughing)
1020
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,320
- You can add 'em in to your mouth.
1021
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,320
- Yeah, I don't know.
1022
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,760
- I mean, ribs?
1023
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,600
- No.
1024
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,400
- Eat with the lid and put a hat on it.
1025
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,560
(laughing)
1026
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,080
- But a hat on it is a,
1027
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,080
oil is a fry dag on top.
1028
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,680
- No, put a hat on it with the ice drink.
1029
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,600
- No, okay.
1030
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,160
- Eat with the lid.
1031
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,480
- Is that for pot?
1032
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,400
- Ah, okay.
1033
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,640
- I can't obviously eat that for me.
1034
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,440
- Yeah, say that for pot.
1035
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,960
(laughing)
1036
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,280
- Well, how about,
1037
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:57,400
(laughing)
1038
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,880
- You're not gonna slide 'em,
1039
00:35:58,880 --> 00:35:59,880
you're gonna slide 'em,
1040
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,880
you're gonna slide 'em, you're gonna slide 'em, you're gonna slide 'em.
1041
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,720
(laughing)
1042
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,600
- I'm a son of a, I'm a son of a,
1043
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,240
(laughing)
1044
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,240
- I know what you think.
1045
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,400
- Let's go down and see the grams on that gowl.
1046
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,960
- I just like an ill.
1047
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,560
- Okay, we gotta kill the birds of you.
1048
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,840
(laughing)
1049
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,640
- I'm listening to the, I can't.
1050
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:19,640
- I can't, I can't.
1051
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,440
- I'll put your baby.
1052
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,040
- I'm too white, I drop you it.
1053
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,560
(laughing)
1054
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,520
- This is my aunt's husband's wheel.
1055
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,880
- Yeah, good job.
1056
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,920
Here's my culture.
1057
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,080
(laughing)
1058
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,840
(laughing)
1059
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,800
- You ever had,
1060
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,920
have you ever had nervous pudding?
1061
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,120
- Yes.
1062
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:41,960
- I'm pretty sure you had.
1063
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,720
- Yes, but it wasn't at a restaurant.
1064
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,160
- What was it, Alan?
1065
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,160
- Is Jell-a-pudding?
1066
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,720
- There's Jell-o.
1067
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,720
- 'Cause it shakes.
1068
00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:50,880
- 'Cause it's in.
1069
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,400
- We're poor stupid.
1070
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,960
(laughing)
1071
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,400
- Sorry, I just call it Jell-o.
1072
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,920
(laughing)
1073
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,600
You don't sound cool.
1074
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,280
'Cause then you have to explain what it is to somebody.
1075
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,120
(laughing)
1076
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,000
And they'll be like, ooh, that's cool man.
1077
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,840
- Yeah.
1078
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,680
- I'm gonna be like, oh.
1079
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,560
(laughing)
1080
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,360
- Like, then I have to explain it.
1081
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,200
- Damn.
1082
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,200
- You're gonna have some nervous pudding?
1083
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,040
- Sp--
1084
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:15,880
- I gotta shut the fuck up.
1085
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,240
- You know, like, oh fuck yourself.
1086
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,360
- Nerves aren't real.
1087
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,200
- Hello.
1088
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,040
Jell-o.
1089
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,480
- I'm gonna be like,
1090
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,600
now I'll serve you some.
1091
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,080
- Cosby comes out.
1092
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:25,920
- Call me?
1093
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,000
(laughing)
1094
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,200
Cosby, got a Jell-o.
1095
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,760
You gonna call it Jell-o.
1096
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,280
- Oh, Jell-o, we don't want him to,
1097
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,520
otherwise he'll show up behind us.
1098
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,080
We might've said it too many times already.
1099
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:35,920
- Yeah.
1100
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,920
(laughing)
1101
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,080
- Come up like Undertaker.
1102
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,400
Just had a no word.
1103
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,400
(laughing)
1104
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,680
- Yeah, but Jell-o.
1105
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,000
I keep looking in this corner.
1106
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,960
As I pack up,
1107
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,960
Simpsonville chapter of the EC Studios
1108
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,440
and head to the big city of Greenville next week.
1109
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,960
I keep looking in this corner of boxes,
1110
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,520
expecting Bill Cosby to jump out.
1111
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:58,520
I really do.
1112
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,720
(laughing)
1113
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,200
- I don't know why.
1114
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,320
- Go stand, come up, I hate you.
1115
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,160
- I don't know.
1116
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,000
- Go stand.
1117
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:05,840
(laughing)
1118
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,800
- I'm in this place for years.
1119
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,000
- I'm gonna come through the telephone.
1120
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,160
(laughing)
1121
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,000
- There you go.
1122
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,720
Brad, I need your Harry Carrey impersonation to stop me.
1123
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,560
Stop it.
1124
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,480
(laughing)
1125
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,000
Brad, I feel like, so I looked up current slang words.
1126
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,560
- Yeah.
1127
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,400
- Or more current.
1128
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,800
I feel like all these you would know very easily.
1129
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,800
- Hmm.
1130
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,000
- So, you know, obviously, grub is just food.
1131
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,240
- I've been saying that for years.
1132
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,040
- Food man.
1133
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,280
- What about gnomes?
1134
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,120
- Food, baby.
1135
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:35,960
- Gnomnomes.
1136
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,800
- Gnets.
1137
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,640
- Gnets.
1138
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,560
- Food, as well.
1139
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,800
Chow is food, eats is food.
1140
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,640
- Food is food.
1141
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,480
- Gnetsha.
1142
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,000
- Gnetsha, you know what Gnetsha is?
1143
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,760
- Gnetsha is like really eat, eat, eat.
1144
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,200
- It's like snacks and snacks.
1145
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,200
- Will you do it?
1146
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,200
- Snacks.
1147
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,040
- Snacks.
1148
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,040
- Snacks.
1149
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,440
- Rubbies is also snacks.
1150
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,320
- Rubbie cramps.
1151
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,120
- Now this is something I would never do, Fred.
1152
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,400
And maybe I am old.
1153
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,520
You know, maybe Fred, we need to start recording this podcast
1154
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,800
earlier and earlier as we become older and older.
1155
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,880
- Oh yeah.
1156
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,880
- Because we're gonna do it at 2.30 in the morning,
1157
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:11,960
starting next week.
1158
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,960
(laughing)
1159
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,640
- No, right, 'cause I've never done this before.
1160
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,200
Have you ever done a grub crawl?
1161
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,240
- That's like a crawl crawl.
1162
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,400
- That's where you go to eat at multiple restaurants
1163
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,400
in the same night.
1164
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,560
- Oh, that's bookbanging.
1165
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,560
- Never do that.
1166
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,400
- Bookbanging.
1167
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,800
That's too expensive anyway.
1168
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,400
(laughing)
1169
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,760
- That's why they're like, I'm not going.
1170
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,240
I don't need to eat that much.
1171
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,640
- You're like, can't just get a French fry.
1172
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,800
(laughing)
1173
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,840
- So like one of your loaded nachos, please?
1174
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:41,920
Just like one nacho?
1175
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:42,920
- Sure.
1176
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,520
- I don't know, maybe like, if you had like five or six people,
1177
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,760
and you're filling a two thing.
1178
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,760
- One thing.
1179
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,080
- We're gonna want to do things here.
1180
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,480
You want to do things in that place.
1181
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,640
- All right, everybody,
1182
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,200
just eat and just plies the meal.
1183
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,040
- I mean, I'm fancy.
1184
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,800
- Because you can be like, you leave that night there,
1185
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,640
so you leave around 5'30, get you some dinner
1186
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,360
and go to the club.
1187
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,480
Have a good time with the club,
1188
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,360
you did a little bit at the club, then you have to
1189
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,200
- No, this is the club.
1190
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,840
- And it's like, all right, I'm gonna go to waffle house.
1191
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,000
Then you go to waffle house
1192
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,880
and then you go to another club and hang out.
1193
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,240
- We get the munchies, good at denys.
1194
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,880
- That's just party in day-by.
1195
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,200
(laughing)
1196
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,720
- That's like, you're gonna just mess.
1197
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:24,960
(laughing)
1198
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,800
- How it is?
1199
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,000
- It's all the same day.
1200
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,720
- Well Fred, do you know what juice stands for?
1201
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,720
- Yeah, I got juice.
1202
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,560
- You got juice.
1203
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:38,440
- Juice is short for alcohol.
1204
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,840
Do you know what a booze cruise is, Fred?
1205
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,000
- That is me.
1206
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,360
- That's when you're going to cruise and get drunk?
1207
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,160
- It's going to drink it on a boat, which is a big boat.
1208
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,200
I don't get the popularity of that.
1209
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,040
- What?
1210
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,680
- Drink it on a boat?
1211
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,680
- Yeah, please come.
1212
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:58,600
- I'm getting a balance to get drunk and be on a boat.
1213
00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,880
I can do one or the other.
1214
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,880
And like, I'm dead.
1215
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,440
I don't think I can pull both off.
1216
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,160
- I love, I like pontoon and like that.
1217
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,440
- This is like, I'm saying, like,
1218
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,160
I'm just like, where is it gonna ride around and drink?
1219
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,440
- What's it like on a runabout?
1220
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,480
- Yeah, yeah, like a big pontoon boat.
1221
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,680
- Well, pontoon boat's not a runabout, so like an 18 footer.
1222
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,240
- Well, pontoon boat, you also sit down.
1223
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,680
I think of when they like say like a booze cruise
1224
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,760
of you like in one of those old timey river boats.
1225
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,040
- Like a John boat?
1226
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,040
- You know, a river boat with the paddle on the back?
1227
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,440
- It's grand, just like a match on this boat.
1228
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,480
- We did that for my basketball.
1229
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:43,040
- Yeah, Savannah's got a casino boat that goes out
1230
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:43,880
into the ocean.
1231
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,400
- Exactly, that was a booze cruise.
1232
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,840
- Was it a paddle boat or did it have actual engines?
1233
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,080
- No, no, it didn't have a boat.
1234
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,880
- We had 300 men paddling.
1235
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,680
- But it was like three stories though.
1236
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,760
Like it was a three story boat, like,
1237
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,480
- Well, but like once you're on that boat.
1238
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,320
- You on the boat?
1239
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,320
- You on that boat.
1240
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,160
- That's what I'm saying.
1241
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,000
- That's what I'm saying.
1242
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,360
- That was a good four hour thing, right?
1243
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,800
- It was like eight hours on that boat.
1244
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,040
- Oh, it was like, because like once you do it,
1245
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,800
once you get on, it takes about an hour just to get out there
1246
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,880
'cause you have to go so many miles
1247
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,400
- All by and you would drink some.
1248
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,680
- Yeah, and then like, you know,
1249
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,160
you're out there for like four to five hours
1250
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,920
and then you know, you start going back.
1251
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,760
- Yeah.
1252
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,800
- And once you get a certain spot,
1253
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,400
they cut off all the alcohol, it's shit.
1254
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,720
- Yeah, once you hit it, once you get it,
1255
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,240
come into domestic waters.
1256
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,080
- Right.
1257
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,440
- And when you hit the boat, then you can gamble.
1258
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,240
- Is it not legal to drink on a boat
1259
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,400
in American waters?
1260
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,760
- I'd probably just want to lay back.
1261
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,200
- I mean, let us drink going out.
1262
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,040
- Right.
1263
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,360
- But coming back in, that's it.
1264
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,520
- Oh, just because of the game.
1265
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,360
- These people are not the same.
1266
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,400
- Yeah, they just, you can't gamble.
1267
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,400
- You keep the cup of rub.
1268
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,760
- The cup of rub is an open and teething.
1269
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,760
- Yeah.
1270
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,760
- So broke a little bit.
1271
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,600
- But it was cool.
1272
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,560
- I made food and everything and like,
1273
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,480
was it like a you, if you didn't want to gamble,
1274
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,040
could you just go like, chill somewhere?
1275
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:02,880
- Mm-hmm.
1276
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,520
- They had like a dick where you could go up
1277
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,200
and just sit on the deck.
1278
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:08,800
- And there was food, was the food included
1279
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:09,640
or did you have to pay for it?
1280
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,520
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, food included.
1281
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,600
I mean, it wasn't like big food.
1282
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,200
It was just like, little snack.
1283
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,040
- Okay.
1284
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,680
- So I suggest you eat before you go.
1285
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:19,840
- You shut up.
1286
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,560
I'm gonna eat as much as they're fucking free food as I can.
1287
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,400
- I mean, they had all the can't even.
1288
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,800
Slots and, that's cool.
1289
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,040
- Yeah, it's a casino boat.
1290
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:30,880
- Yeah.
1291
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,720
- We're gonna do that.
1292
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:33,840
We should do that for,
1293
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,520
- Yeah, we'll do that.
1294
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,120
- I think one didn't infer.
1295
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:37,960
- Yeah, I think that was that.
1296
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,360
- Yeah, I did one in Florida.
1297
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,200
- You went out?
1298
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,160
- 250th episode, casino boat cruise.
1299
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,000
- There you go.
1300
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,520
- Mark it down, someone, 'cause I'm gonna forget.
1301
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,520
- Yeah.
1302
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,920
- I already forgot what we're talking about.
1303
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,640
But Fred, I didn't speak to Louisiana.
1304
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,640
And, but, yes.
1305
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:59,680
From our friends at Louisiana, the state.
1306
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,960
A new Louisiana woman attacked a cop who told her
1307
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,280
to leave a private pond because she was trying, quote,
1308
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,640
trying to be a mermaid.
1309
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:12,400
- Ah, Fred, Louisiana law enforcement official
1310
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,480
was allegedly attacked on Tuesday, January 6th.
1311
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,840
Naked woman who informed investigators,
1312
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,200
she had aspirations of becoming a mermaid.
1313
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:27,240
The union pair of sheriffs county
1314
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,520
is heading to state with us weekly.
1315
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:34,440
Then Aaron Sutton, 41, generated a call to 911
1316
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,520
for allegedly trespassing on her property,
1317
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,240
wherever this town is.
1318
00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,400
The property had a substantial pond
1319
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,400
but belongs to her neighbor who called the police.
1320
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,960
So, since she had been swimming,
1321
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,320
Newton, their pond and refused to leave the water
1322
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,960
despite repeated requests.
1323
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:53,400
And as officials were arriving at the callers home,
1324
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,960
they learned that Sutton had allegedly started screaming
1325
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,400
when she was asked to leave the water.
1326
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,560
So, you said, that wasn't the first time she had jumped
1327
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,800
in the pond and every time they told her to stop,
1328
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,960
she decided to go in anyway.
1329
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,160
So, I would do something, right?
1330
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,240
There's a big worm in there.
1331
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,800
- I would put five in there, five piranhas in there.
1332
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,800
- There you go, that's all that.
1333
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,560
- I'm not the killer, but just not the fight.
1334
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,800
- I don't know man, five might be enough to kill you.
1335
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,360
- Yeah, they can get on anyway.
1336
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,200
(laughing)
1337
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,040
- It's a part of the way.
1338
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,520
- But if you like that, the toy, remember?
1339
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,360
(laughing)
1340
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,040
- Here's his part, here's a kid ran on top of the water.
1341
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,200
(laughing)
1342
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,240
He had all the fights on his teeth, sir.
1343
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,640
(laughing)
1344
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,120
- I'm not the one in there.
1345
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,360
(laughing)
1346
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:43,680
- She refused originally to try to reason
1347
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,480
whether she refused to get out and she said she was,
1348
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,160
quote, trying to be a mermaid.
1349
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,040
Eventually, officers coached the seed lymph wannabe
1350
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,680
out of the pond and called EMS-2 evaluator.
1351
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,200
They said they tried moving her,
1352
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,440
the statement said they tried moving her
1353
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,840
in an unspecified home and then she decided
1354
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,440
to charge it one of the deputies.
1355
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,800
She was summarily tased.
1356
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,840
- That's funny.
1357
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,440
- I mean, they didn't get in there.
1358
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,440
They didn't get in there.
1359
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,960
- Hept on people, man.
1360
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:13,800
- Right.
1361
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,600
- I'm never interested in man.
1362
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,760
- Right, and what's that like,
1363
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,080
making it like a duty, man?
1364
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,680
(laughing)
1365
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,440
- You're a cop and a negative lady runs up on you.
1366
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,240
You should be able to like defuse that situation.
1367
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,360
Doesn't have a weapon.
1368
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,080
- He did.
1369
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,080
He tasted fucking it.
1370
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:30,900
- He didn't.
1371
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:31,980
- He didn't have to pay for it.
1372
00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:33,920
- What else is he gonna do, puncher?
1373
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,720
- Grabber like a chokehold.
1374
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,400
- Pull out a grabber, a chokehold.
1375
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,080
It's just easier just to tease her.
1376
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,400
- A chokehold, you can kill her.
1377
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,640
- And then you get to grab a titty.
1378
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,680
- Yeah, well, he probably did it anyway.
1379
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,280
- I know, but it was more fun to do it in action.
1380
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,920
- Well, it depends what she looks like.
1381
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,520
Put her in a titty, like you wanna say?
1382
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,120
- Look at the book, the book, the book, the book, the book.
1383
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,240
- All right, sorry guys for all the
1384
00:46:55,240 --> 00:47:05,240
(laughing)
1385
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,240
- Not a mermaid.
1386
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,240
- Not a mermaid.
1387
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,240
- Not a mermaid.
1388
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,240
- Not a mermaid.
1389
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,240
- Right.
1390
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:15,000
So she was tased and the cop said that it had zero effect
1391
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,280
as she continued toward the officer.
1392
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,480
When she reached the deputies, she kicked and punched him.
1393
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,000
And she was finally just training taking the hospital
1394
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,800
because she said she was gonna kill the deputies
1395
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,960
and the paramedics the entire way there.
1396
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,920
So the deputies is fine.
1397
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,440
She's been charged with three counts of resisting an officer
1398
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,800
with four surveillance, two counts of public intimidation.
1399
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,160
What is that?
1400
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,040
And when you're just like, I'm gonna fuck you up.
1401
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,240
- Yeah, probably two of the people
1402
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:41,080
that owned the public intimidation.
1403
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:41,920
- No, maybe.
1404
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,560
- We can do that private, it's fine.
1405
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:45,720
- Yeah, so it's probably been fine, but.
1406
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,720
- Private intimidation.
1407
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,120
- Two counts of battery on a cop,
1408
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,280
one count of disturbing the peace, drug in this
1409
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,840
and criminal trespassing.
1410
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:52,920
So.
1411
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,080
Well, he should have said he captured a bit like,
1412
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,600
wait, I'm Poseidon.
1413
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,240
(laughing)
1414
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,440
(laughing)
1415
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,800
- I am Lord of the Mermaids.
1416
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,360
You will obey me, Andrea Sutton.
1417
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,120
(laughing)
1418
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,720
- Over the pond out in Westville.
1419
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:11,560
- Yeah.
1420
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,880
- You won't be in Mermaids, put your hands behind your back
1421
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,480
and wear these bracelets.
1422
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,080
- Also put on something, please.
1423
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:20,640
(laughing)
1424
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:24,520
- You mum and mum made scared me naked on the surface.
1425
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,360
- No.
1426
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,200
- Yeah.
1427
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,040
(laughing)
1428
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:27,880
- It wouldn't have worked.
1429
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:28,720
I don't think it would have worked.
1430
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:29,880
- You, Jeremy.
1431
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,720
- Maybe.
1432
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:31,560
- I don't know.
1433
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,400
- That made a bear work, if it's--
1434
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,000
- It would have worked on a cop show, for sure.
1435
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,520
- We had a cop show.
1436
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,360
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1437
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,520
- We had a cop show, see it would have been there.
1438
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,880
- Then we had a show to get in Taze,
1439
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,360
they would have actually fell.
1440
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,200
- Yeah, but that.
1441
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:43,360
- Right, you know.
1442
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:47,920
- And she's like, "Oh, shut, it's tinny."
1443
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:48,920
- Exactly what would have happened,
1444
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,800
made a show at one more time, just one.
1445
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,640
- Yeah, one tinny.
1446
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,720
- And then if they didn't say it,
1447
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:53,880
they would have gone to--
1448
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:54,720
(laughing)
1449
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:55,560
- Off-produced production.
1450
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,520
- One show, one show, one show, one dick wolf.
1451
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,120
- One dick wolf production, that's right, it's the only thing.
1452
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:00,960
(laughing)
1453
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,520
- Who moves it?
1454
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:03,360
- No, good dog.
1455
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,200
- I remember that.
1456
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,520
- How's my second one?
1457
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,000
- I remember that, 'cause I'm old friend.
1458
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,680
- Is that my own?
1459
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,520
- Thank you.
1460
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,800
- So many old men.
1461
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,640
- Oh?
1462
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,000
- I'm old.
1463
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:14,840
- Are you?
1464
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,840
- I'm so old, you know what?
1465
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,960
Things starting to change, and I don't like them.
1466
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:24,000
- Yeah, one thing that's been changed in is like,
1467
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,480
R&B music, you know?
1468
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,320
- Yeah, yeah.
1469
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,680
- R&B music used to be about love,
1470
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,360
and you know, not just the sex, you know?
1471
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,200
- Community.
1472
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,480
- But it was cuddling, you know?
1473
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,560
- Sure.
1474
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:40,560
- Now, nowadays, it's just all about sex, all about the fucking.
1475
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,880
I remember, I remember like, Luther Vandros, you know?
1476
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,000
He was like the biggest R&B singer back then.
1477
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
Yeah, just on, he'd be like,
1478
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,720
♪ Let me hold you tight ♪
1479
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,680
And the women would just go crazy.
1480
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,520
You know what I mean?
1481
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,240
Just crazy, he's saying them three little notes
1482
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,760
and we were just panicked.
1483
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:05,600
Nowadays, I wonder if Luther was singing now.
1484
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:10,040
It probably goes something like this.
1485
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:14,400
♪ Let me fuck you right ♪
1486
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:18,880
♪ It's only for one night ♪
1487
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,720
Which is just about sex, y'all said.
1488
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,720
(audience laughing)
1489
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:31,600
But then, you know, it was always room with,
1490
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,800
that Luther was gay.
1491
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:38,280
So like, now, you know, he couldn't sing about it back then,
1492
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,160
but he could do that now.
1493
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:41,000
- Sure.
1494
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:46,320
- And he'd be like, ♪ Let me fuck you right ♪
1495
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,800
♪ It's only for one night ♪
1496
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,480
♪ Let me come in your body ♪
1497
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:58,160
♪ It's your body only so tight ♪
1498
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:02,160
♪ It would be so nice ♪
1499
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:06,000
♪ Besides your butt, Lord, you know ♪
1500
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,840
(laughing)
1501
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,320
- You're at a whole verse.
1502
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,960
(audience applauding)
1503
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,560
- That's about joke, I'm sorry.
1504
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,760
- When you go hilarious, two years of, paid off.
1505
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,600
- Well friends, let me just...
1506
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:20,440
- The body is still it.
1507
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,240
I'm just burnt by an only joke at that.
1508
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:23,720
- Right, let me tell you.
1509
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,560
You know, friend, the world today,
1510
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,840
is a stressful place to live for everybody, right?
1511
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,560
Anxiety is probably at the highest it's ever been.
1512
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,400
And there's a lot of existential dread
1513
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,800
and real life dread that you have to deal with,
1514
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,000
just trying to live your life, man, you know?
1515
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:41,840
- Right.
1516
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,440
- But I gotta tell you guys,
1517
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,160
you specifically, friend and Alan too,
1518
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,160
'cause you're here.
1519
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,920
That there's another type of anxiety,
1520
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,720
the guys like us face, friend.
1521
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:58,560
And it might be, it's the most undiagnosed anxiety
1522
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,600
that there is, really, friend.
1523
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,720
It's fat guy chair anxiety.
1524
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,600
(laughing)
1525
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,840
- Fred, thank you Alan.
1526
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:11,360
Fred, it's hard because this is real stress.
1527
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,720
Like this is moment to moment stress.
1528
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:18,720
Anytime you sit down in any kind of questionable seat,
1529
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:21,960
constantly looking like, where can I sit?
1530
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,160
I'm not sitting in that seat.
1531
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:26,000
That is made of plastic.
1532
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,720
That seat is bound to collapse in the beginning.
1533
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,720
So it's the realest thing that I've ever experienced, Fred.
1534
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:36,440
And there's nothing I can do about it.
1535
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:39,560
'Cause I never know what kind of seats a place is gonna have.
1536
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,800
That's my joke, I don't know.
1537
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,800
That's all I was.
1538
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,480
- Yeah, it's real though.
1539
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,800
- So it's real though, it is real.
1540
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,280
- It is real, yeah.
1541
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,400
- Fred, thank you Alan.
1542
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,960
- Does that happen with,
1543
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,760
- It's happened more than once, my friend.
1544
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,240
Everyone's in the show.
1545
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,840
It happened to be at least once on the show,
1546
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,760
to both of us.
1547
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:00,440
(laughing)
1548
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,280
- That's not a recall.
1549
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:02,440
(laughing)
1550
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,280
I'm hoping it doesn't happen right now.
1551
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,280
- Oh shit.
1552
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,120
- Oh my god.
1553
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:06,960
- Oh my god.
1554
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,240
- Yeah, look real.
1555
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,240
I have a risky move, you just made, Fred.
1556
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:14,240
Try that three times and I'm one of them.
1557
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:15,760
It's gonna be like, no.
1558
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,600
No.
1559
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:20,000
- Say it'll fail me again.
1560
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,840
- Fail.
1561
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:25,000
- Well Fred, what else is going on in your daily life?
1562
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,360
- I failed down the day it worked.
1563
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,200
- Oh no.
1564
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,320
(laughing)
1565
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,880
(laughing)
1566
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,360
- Was it comedy?
1567
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:37,200
- Yeah, oh my god.
1568
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,280
- It was so funny, like okay, let me tell you what I did.
1569
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,400
So like, during my break,
1570
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,200
like my little lunch break,
1571
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,640
I have like golf courses in my neighborhood,
1572
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,400
in my area, you know what I'm saying?
1573
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,400
- Sure.
1574
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,960
- So like, on my lunch break, I don't eat.
1575
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,240
So what I'll do, I'll go out on a,
1576
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:59,240
pick a hole and go out and like search that hole for like golf balls.
1577
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:05,000
And this hole, so happened to have like a little,
1578
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:10,000
those creep that ran like from the edge of the green
1579
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,800
back to the fairway, there's a bridge you had to cross,
1580
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,160
you know, and there's a creep that ran in there.
1581
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:20,480
So like, and it's not deep, it's probably like a foot deep,
1582
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:24,040
but the bank to it is like steep.
1583
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,040
- Yeah.
1584
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,840
- And it was muddy and like, there was some balls down there
1585
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,440
and I have my reach, I have my reacher, you know,
1586
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,720
I'm saying my ball grabber.
1587
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:32,560
- Yeah.
1588
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,920
- And so I'm like trying to reach over in there
1589
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,600
and it was early in the morning too, like,
1590
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,720
so it wasn't much time.
1591
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:42,080
- So it was early in the morning and it was just,
1592
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:46,440
the green guy, he was changing the hole position.
1593
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:51,560
And he was there, he was anything to him.
1594
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,400
- Yeah, he was there.
1595
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:57,720
- And I slipped and like, I was fighting.
1596
00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,520
I was going in, you know what I'm saying?
1597
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,760
I was going in that little creek and I was fighting,
1598
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:05,280
pushing my feet, trying to slide in.
1599
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:07,720
And my hands are just gripping mud.
1600
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:10,240
Like, I'm just trying to start.
1601
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:13,000
- I have a hoodie on.
1602
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:18,000
I have like, she had about 60 golf balls in my hoodie pocket.
1603
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,840
- Oh, but you got greedy.
1604
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:20,680
- Yeah.
1605
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,040
- And then it's where you were.
1606
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,200
- I'm not gonna stop.
1607
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,560
I didn't have to go there.
1608
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,400
You know what I'm saying?
1609
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,000
- I was full, you know what I'm saying?
1610
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,360
- Yeah, but you're like,
1611
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,400
this is like, flying out everywhere.
1612
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,000
(laughing)
1613
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,760
- And a green dude, he was basically, he's like,
1614
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:39,880
"Oh, no!"
1615
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,160
(laughing)
1616
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:44,880
He was like, "You going swimming?"
1617
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,120
(laughing)
1618
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:48,120
- I took you out.
1619
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,120
(laughing)
1620
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:55,200
- Like, "Hey, shit dude, like,
1621
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,720
"that guy has somebody's doorbell."
1622
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:03,560
- And we're not handled by fucking 500 yards back uphill.
1623
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,200
Like my Jeep on dirty and--
1624
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,520
- How many golf balls did you get by then?
1625
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,520
How many do you get by then?
1626
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,320
- I picked everything up that I dropped.
1627
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,160
- Okay.
1628
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,800
- I was saying, yeah, I picked everything up that I dropped.
1629
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,200
So I got about 60 days.
1630
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,520
- And then you had to work dirty all day?
1631
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,000
- Yeah, I had to work dirty all day.
1632
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,560
I started going home and I was like,
1633
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,000
"No, they're probably just bad."
1634
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,360
(laughing)
1635
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:24,520
- Look at the fucking thing in the mud!
1636
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,520
(laughing)
1637
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,520
- My God, that's awesome.
1638
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,760
He's so funny.
1639
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,000
Like, I mean, golf balls are just going everywhere.
1640
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:33,840
- I can see it.
1641
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,120
I see the picture of my head, I love it.
1642
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,360
I do, I really do appreciate the thought,
1643
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,480
'cause that's the story.
1644
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,400
Right, that happens every time.
1645
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,840
It's like, "Oh, you've got enough."
1646
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,360
- Yeah, yeah, you know?
1647
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,640
- I was like, and you're wet, but like three or four.
1648
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,480
- Right.
1649
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,720
- I could see that I was trying to get it like--
1650
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:51,560
- Right.
1651
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,560
(laughing)
1652
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,440
- Bade for it.
1653
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,440
You paid for your greed.
1654
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:57,600
- I did, I did.
1655
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,720
- Exactly how the movies tell you what happened.
1656
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:00,880
- My hubris.
1657
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,240
- Right, hubris got you.
1658
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:04,680
- There you go.
1659
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,160
Well, Fred, let's see, I'm moving.
1660
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,920
So, that's why we don't have a ton of content tonight
1661
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,520
because-- - Are you moving on it?
1662
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,640
- I'm moving across.
1663
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,640
I think I am good at being on the East side.
1664
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,880
- He likes apartment in the sky.
1665
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,080
- It's not an apartment.
1666
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:19,920
- Oh.
1667
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,680
- It's not, I mean, it's technically in the sky
1668
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,280
in that the sky starts as soon as the ground stops.
1669
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,800
- Go, I just--
1670
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,880
- So, you know what I'm saying?
1671
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,440
- Go, it's peace come home.
1672
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:30,560
- Go away, no.
1673
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,680
(laughing)
1674
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:33,520
- We see!
1675
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,520
(laughing)
1676
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,360
- We see!
1677
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,200
- We see!
1678
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,040
- I'm gonna buy them, but T-shirts off of T-Boo like that.
1679
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,240
Like, print's in for the Jefferson's.
1680
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,800
Like, the old black shows,
1681
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,360
they get like T-shirts, like, three bucks.
1682
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,360
- What about the tariffs?
1683
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,840
Don't you get to pay the tariffs?
1684
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,040
- I don't know, probably.
1685
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:51,880
T-Boo.
1686
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,200
(laughing)
1687
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,280
- He's sharing.
1688
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,120
- Hi, Lee.
1689
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:56,960
- You're coming.
1690
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,960
- Instead of it, listen to that.
1691
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,520
- It's, it's a, it's a breath.
1692
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,320
(laughing)
1693
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:03,320
- Yeah, all right.
1694
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,160
(laughing)
1695
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,480
- The jeep was something.
1696
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,480
- Yeah, the jeep was something.
1697
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,600
(laughing)
1698
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,080
(laughing)
1699
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:13,400
- I love these guys.
1700
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,500
(laughing)
1701
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:20,480
- 48, 10%.
1702
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,320
- Yeah, okay.
1703
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:22,800
- 40%
1704
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,640
- I see the San Francisco.
1705
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,720
(laughing)
1706
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:30,640
- The San Francisco one is AI is a motherfucker.
1707
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,520
- This is, this is, this is three bucks, dude.
1708
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:33,360
You're right.
1709
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:34,520
What do you think of me?
1710
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,680
- Every time I open the app, every time I open the app,
1711
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,800
it takes so long because they're,
1712
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,520
oh, we're giving you $400.
1713
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,360
- Right.
1714
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,280
- We're giving you four, we're giving you a free this,
1715
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,960
some free that and free this.
1716
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,840
And then I'm like, okay, I tried it.
1717
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,600
I was like, okay, let me see what.
1718
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,120
- Oh yeah, let me see what I can do here.
1719
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:52,960
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1720
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:53,800
- And like, right at the end,
1721
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,560
you gotta send it to 10 people.
1722
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,160
No, you have to buy shit.
1723
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:03,160
Like, okay, it said I won $800 in team money.
1724
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,240
Team move money or whatever.
1725
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:06,080
- Right.
1726
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,960
- So I was like, okay, what I got here, they said,
1727
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,320
I went through this whole thing.
1728
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,240
It was like 10 minutes long, the whole thing.
1729
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,080
- Yeah.
1730
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,160
- Then by the time I get to it, yeah, I got $800,
1731
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:20,840
but I have to buy when I order over $50,
1732
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,080
I get $8 off.
1733
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,880
I get to $800.
1734
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,560
- $400, 100 times.
1735
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:29,360
- Yeah, and then yeah, and that $8 will lead
1736
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,600
to my next coupon of $8.
1737
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:35,000
And then the next coupon is $20.
1738
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,320
And then the next coupon, like on and on and on
1739
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:41,120
and like 10 coupons down the road does $120 coupon.
1740
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:42,840
- Uh-huh, so you have to order.
1741
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,600
- I have to buy every day.
1742
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:45,520
- Every day?
1743
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,200
- Yeah, like yeah, yeah.
1744
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,040
- Fuck that.
1745
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:49,880
- That he made it.
1746
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:50,960
- You know, buys them every day.
1747
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,480
- I don't do, like, I literally,
1748
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,160
- Oh, let's, if they're stealing your money from me,
1749
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,000
but it's just right up.
1750
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:56,840
- I've been like 200.
1751
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:58,400
- Although they do have a California raisin.
1752
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,680
(laughing)
1753
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,520
- I've been like four bucks today trying to get them to my-
1754
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:04,360
- Today?
1755
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,560
- Today, yeah.
1756
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:07,000
And my wife, she called me.
1757
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,080
She was like,
1758
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:08,920
(coughing)
1759
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:11,640
'cause I had lost my debit card.
1760
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:12,800
And she was like,
1761
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,440
(laughing)
1762
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,280
- I was like,
1763
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:16,520
(laughing)
1764
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,000
She called me, she was like,
1765
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:21,600
"Oh my God, if you spend like 200 dollars on TV,
1766
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,720
'cause, oh, we're getting scammed."
1767
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,960
I was like, "No, yes, I did."
1768
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,600
- No, I didn't, $200.
1769
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,040
(laughing)
1770
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,960
- I'm not trying to get on the fucking ju-money, just,
1771
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:33,800
I'm sorry.
1772
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,040
- I'm gonna tell you how to spend your money.
1773
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:36,360
- 200 dollars!
1774
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,360
- 200 dollars on TV.
1775
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,200
- If you're wondering,
1776
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,280
- If you're wondering something every day.
1777
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,360
- Now you know how it feels, don't you?
1778
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,680
Yeah, you know how it should feel now, yeah, me?
1779
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,000
- Sometimes.
1780
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:46,920
- But dude, if you feel that,
1781
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,720
if you do that every single day,
1782
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,160
- Dude, if you spent $200 in TV,
1783
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,120
you're gonna have like 40 boxes.
1784
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:54,920
- Yeah, there's a lot of boxes.
1785
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:55,760
(laughing)
1786
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,440
- Because there's a lot of boxes right now.
1787
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,400
- I didn't understand how it worked.
1788
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,280
So I would order one, pay for it,
1789
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,160
and then go back and be like, "Nope, you still need to do this,
1790
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:06,000
this, this."
1791
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:06,840
I was like, "Fuck."
1792
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,760
I was like, "Well, let me get this."
1793
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,200
Order it, pay for it.
1794
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,760
No, you know what I'm saying?
1795
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,480
Like, no, you still need another one.
1796
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:14,480
I was like, "Damn."
1797
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:18,160
And I didn't know you could do like multiple selections.
1798
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,360
So I was just like ordering one thing at a time.
1799
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,400
So they're all gonna go, man.
1800
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,600
- Now you PS guys gonna be pissed.
1801
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,120
- Yeah, he's like me having videos.
1802
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,560
(laughing)
1803
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:29,400
- Oh well.
1804
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,400
- He's fucked this guy, man.
1805
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:32,400
- You know, he moved.
1806
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,080
- Oh man, that's crazy.
1807
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:35,320
- He moved.
1808
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,480
- He moved got another one.
1809
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,680
He just got teed.
1810
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,160
- I knew that would cheat you shit though.
1811
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,920
- I ordered something from them.
1812
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,520
- And I never even find.
1813
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,960
- Oh, it's not bad.
1814
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:48,280
The product is like,
1815
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,120
- It's fine.
1816
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:49,960
- It's fine.
1817
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:50,920
- It's what you get for the money.
1818
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,440
- I've got t-shirts from them,
1819
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,280
and like those t-shirts are like,
1820
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,240
really good quality t-shirts.
1821
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:57,320
- Right. - He owns them?
1822
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:58,480
- Press t-shirt.
1823
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,440
- They're better than those damn nine dollar t-shirts
1824
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,280
at Walmart.
1825
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:03,560
- Yeah, that's all you need to know.
1826
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,080
And just like that, we're better.
1827
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,360
- And they got t-shirts from Walmart too.
1828
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,600
- But not by a lot.
1829
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,360
- They got the t-shirts.
1830
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,200
- Right.
1831
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,040
- And you get a pre-box.
1832
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,680
- Mm-hmm.
1833
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,240
- So it's worth it all around.
1834
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:17,440
All right ladies and gentlemen,
1835
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,720
I think we're gonna sneak out of here.
1836
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,080
We'll come back next week from a new location
1837
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:24,080
here in the nation.
1838
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:26,200
No vacation.
1839
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,760
And home,
1840
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:29,760
- Concipation.
1841
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,600
- I don't have bars for that.
1842
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:33,440
You knew that, right?
1843
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:34,760
(audience laughing)
1844
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:35,600
- Yeah.
1845
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,280
(audience laughing)
1846
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:39,120
- Shopping.
1847
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:40,440
- I don't know what to say.
1848
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,600
(audience laughing)
1849
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,640
- Good night everybody.
1850
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,640
(audience laughing)
1851
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,640
(audience laughing)
1852
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,040
- We are laughing.
1853
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:51,040
(audience laughing)
1854
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,440
We are very good friends.
1855
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,440
(audience laughing)
1856
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:54,280
- Good vibes.
1857
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,800
- Sharing a special moment.
1858
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,800
(audience laughing)
1859
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:12,840
- That's it man.
1860
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,960
Game over man, this game over.
1861
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,480
- Just hang loose blood.
1862
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,800
She's gonna catch up on the rebar on the messa.
1863
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,640
- Hands of the shopper!
1864
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:25,320
(audience laughing)
1865
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:26,160
- Oh, what a day.
1866
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,160
(audience laughing)
1867
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:29,160
Come home, what in the...
1868
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,800
(audience laughing)
1869
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,760
- Well, thanks all folks.
1870
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:35,240
- I still have this stuff, baby.
1871
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,080
- God damn it.
1872
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:39,160
(upbeat music)
1873
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:40,960
- I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
1874
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:44,240
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1875
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:45,720
- Surely you can be serious.
1876
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,000
- I am serious and don't call me sure.
1877
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:58,000
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