Get ready for non-stop laughs as the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast dives deep into the absurd and the hilarious! From Superman speculation ("Superman 9 inches?"), to quirky discussions about pop culture, Ozzy Osbourne's outrageous DNA-themed merchandise, and a heated knee-slapper on celebrity passings, this episode delivers a jam-packed hour of unpredictable humor. We debut our newest political segment and the crew keeps it fresh with jokes about surfing gangs, clone conspiracies, and even a shout-out to Anne Burrell. Tune in for a comedy escapade where no topic is too bizarre, and every moment is a punchline.
Get ready for non-stop laughs as the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast dives deep into the absurd and the hilarious! From Superman speculation ("Superman 9 inches?"), to quirky discussions about pop culture, Ozzy Osbourne's outrageous DNA-themed merchandise, and a heated knee-slapper on celebrity passings, this episode delivers a jam-packed hour of unpredictable humor. The crew keeps it fresh with jokes about surfing gangs, clone conspiracies, and even a shout-out to Anne Burrell. Tune in for a comedy escapade where no topic is too bizarre, and every moment is a punchline.
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- Tonight a chicken moe!
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- What the fuck?
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- I forgot to start the music.
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- That's in your seat belt.
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It's going to be a bumpy night.
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- A life, a life, it's a life!
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- Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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- Oh, it's gonna be fun!
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- We can stay up late, swap in male stories in the morning.
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- I'm gonna get lost!
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- With your first, Parker.
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- Featuring the Celts, we sound so Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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- Let's go already!
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- And now let's start the show.
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- Welcome, welcome one and all!
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- Right!
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- To the one, I didn't say that this week.
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- To the one hundred and ninety-third ups.
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- Okay, hold on.
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Let me just say this, I know we are not a political podcast ladies and gentlemen.
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But, our numbers have been increasing since you guys have been mad at me.
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- Anyway, welcome one and all!
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I don't know if it's just the conflict or what?
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To the one hundred and ninety-third episode of the BLC podcast.
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- BLC podcast.
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- The official podcast.
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- I don't know what's happening to me, start over.
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- So the official podcast of the f***ing gangsters.
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And they're illustrious leader, the elusive Mr. C.
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I know you're listening Mr. C.
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We are proudly broadcasting live from the Palatial EC studio scattered all across the upstate of South Dakota.
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And you can catch a streaming live every Wednesday except this one.
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- 'Cause, well, 'cause no.
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- No, 'cause you hear this until we'll be streaming this upcoming Wednesday live!
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- Oh!
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- (laughs)
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- Instagram, Facebook, BlueSky, and you can talk something all of you.
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- Oh!
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- And of course, AmericaSavorPockess.com featuring stickers at your local McDonald's.
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You'll see them in the drive-through.
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'Cause every McDonald's I go through, it's worth it.
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So now is the OGest fellow I've ever met.
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It's Brad and Alan.
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- Hey!
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- Oh, you're doing double with me.
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- Hey, it's a tie.
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- I'm trying to see some stuff.
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- Yeah, it's a tie that I'm doing.
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- He just really get over with.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- A lot of things are going over with lately, gentlemen.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I said, "You know what I'm gonna try that." 'Cause that's gonna give me a little bit more time later on for my political minute.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- Which Alan has prepared.
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- Yes, the political is in.
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- Has been prepared.
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- Well, welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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We're so glad you're here.
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It's gonna be a great show.
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Of course, Brad, we were playing it online with streaming this, but due to circumstances, within our control, we are nothing.
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I would ever say circumstances within my control is the reason I did this.
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- We actually can't control it, we can't control it.
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- Right, so we were in the team and all that, but Alan had a gripe about Jim Taint, but right before the show, he explained to us that he was able to resolve that.
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- Yes, I was.
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- He is no longer angry, and now he's thankful for Jim Taint.
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- Oh, yes, definitely.
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- Yeah, he loves Jim Taint.
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- He loves favorite holidays.
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- He gets paid a day early?
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- Yeah, I got paid a day early, so it's one of my favorite holidays.
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- That's the best one.
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You get paid early for it, it's great.
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- And I think any holiday you get paid on for not working is also a great holiday.
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I can't wait.
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I would love for that to be the guy.
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We don't do Juneteenth at my job, but it is tomorrow.
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So you know what?
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I'm gonna do, I'm gonna celebrate it myself.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do it.
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- I know what that means.
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- I know what that means.
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- So this sounds bad.
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"Oh, shit, maybe this is racist."
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- If you do it, if you do it, I'm like, "Face, you kind of look like Martin Luther."
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- Right?
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- Martin Luther.
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- Martin Luther.
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- Martin Luther, the dude who like created Protestantism, 100 billion.
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- Who is it?
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- Who are you old douche?
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- Martin Luther, you know what I mean?
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- Martin Luther, you know what I mean?
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- I mean, man.
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- So Martin Luther was the one who was like, "Oh, Catholics, we can't get married, we can't have sex.
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I don't want any of that.
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I'm gonna start my own religion."
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- Which we can totally do.
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What I was gonna say is I had already planned and I did not think of the correlation.
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We have a grill at my work and some days I'm just like, "You know what?
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I'm just gonna grill out.
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Like I'll just buy some stuff on the morning or something if I see a good deal."
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And I'll just grill it at lunch and some other people bring stuff.
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We just have like a little improv to cook out, right?
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- What you could've been chicken.
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- Yeah, you're 100% right, friends.
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Would you like to guess?
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Would you like to be more specific?
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- Yeah, you're gonna be real fried chicken.
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- No, no, you can.
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You can curl up fried chicken.
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- Just the flowers.
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So I picked up a bucket for a box.
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- The Detroit food lions.
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- That's right.
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- Detroit lions.
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- And much like the Detroit lions, they have one shit.
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- Well, we were at the food lion and we were talking to the little cashier guy and we had
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the kids, everything.
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He was like, what do you like to do, little dude?
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He said, but my Minecraft CD wrote it got scratched up.
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So like, I can't play it anymore.
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And the dude was like, you know what?
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He's like, I got a copy of Minecraft.
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He's like, I'll be here tomorrow at 10.
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He's like, you and your dad will appear and get it.
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And it is.
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- Yeah, we got it.
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- No, no, no.
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- I figured he was gonna show up on the man.
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- Actually, I did.
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- I thought Fred was gonna be like, we're not going.
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We're not going to go that way.
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- I should have been a man with the little moon thing on the right away.
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- No, it's right away.
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- The carpet chicken wings.
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- Did you have some candy boys?
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- For your chicken jacket.
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- For my friends.
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- For your friends.
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- Who wants to go now?
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- I was almost out of it.
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- Play for me right here.
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I'm gonna go in the van.
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- Shout him out.
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You know what, man?
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That is good dude.
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- Yeah, well, that's a good dude, man.
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Look, I'm out of Ronaldo, man.
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- Ronaldo, you know, if you leave it Ronaldo,
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I think you're pretty good dude.
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Just off the game.
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- That's a lot of Ronaldo's that I am like,
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Derek on the other hand.
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- Oh, man.
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- Never met a Derek, I liked.
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Still have it.
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Still have it.
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Still never well.
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- A friend.
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- I have for you guys,
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and we'll talk about a little bit more about this later.
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But Fred, I have a shocking news update,
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or shocking health update about somebody on the show.
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- Woo.
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Get ready for this, Fred.
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- Me.
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- I'll shock you.
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- Oh, okay.
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- I know.
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- I'm like,
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how do you get my help?
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(laughing)
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- I got all of your stuff.
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It's part of the deal.
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We signed it.
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We got the D-D-D.
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- I don't know if I got eights.
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- We have D-D-D.
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- I don't know if I got eights.
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- So we have D-D.
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- I was like, come on, big balls or whatever your name is.
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- Yeah.
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- No, no, Fred.
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Shocking health update for me, Fred.
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- Uh-huh.
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- Everything's normal.
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- Yeah, all right.
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- Got all my blood taken, they're like,
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okay, you know what?
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- They're all right.
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- They're not normal.
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The only thing that was like a little weird,
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and I don't think this is a bad thing,
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but apparently they think it's like a thing possibly,
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but they're like, don't worry about it is,
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and I know this is an old man talk.
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My platelets and my blood are a little smaller
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than they're supposed to be.
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Just like a little tiny bit.
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- Yeah.
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- And my thing is, they were like,
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well, that's what I think.
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They were like, well, that's really,
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as you get older, they slow down.
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I'm like, nah, maybe my platelets are made for speed.
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(laughing)
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- They just want this.
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- Yeah, smalls, they can get quick.
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They can break through, and if there's any blockages,
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they get through a faster, man, it makes perfect sense.
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- Man, no platelets.
255
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- Yeah, I knew that.
256
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(laughing)
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- I'm gold.
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Yeah, I was like, put some wheels,
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I told them, I told them,
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when they gave me the COVID shot,
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I said, can you put some racing stripes on my platelets?
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So they're faster.
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(laughing)
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And they were like, oh, yeah, no problem.
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Bill A says it all the time, and I was like, perfect.
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You put his nanobots in my butt, in my nanobut.
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- Good.
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- No, no, it's great.
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I went to the doctor for the, you know,
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we talked about being old, and the physical,
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and they were like, hey, you know what,
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for a fat, you're great shape.
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And I was like, what about for a regular,
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and they're like, oh, yeah.
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(laughing)
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It was like, alright, I'm like, for a regular guy,
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you're a fatty.
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- Yeah, regular guy.
279
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- You're pretty slow and fat, but for a fat guy.
280
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- Yeah, I got a, uh,
281
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- You're streamlined for success, baby.
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(laughing)
283
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- They're like, you're never gonna have to take daily jargons.
284
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- Right now, not a little more.
285
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No jargons for my A1C.
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No, my A1C was like, I point two.
287
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It was like, boom, in your face.
288
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- Yeah, it's pretty nice.
289
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- IBDs, it's type two IBDs.
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(laughing)
291
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- You know what's funny is, I take jargons.
292
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- There you go.
293
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(laughing)
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- I was a big, I was a big, I was a big, I was a big,
295
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- Sorry, that is walking down a street.
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- Well, actually for me, it's not the A1C, it's for the heart,
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for my heart.
298
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- Oh, who is this?
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- That's the side effect they did, it works.
300
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- That's the only way, hey, they made Alan take it,
301
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'cause they're like, this is the only way
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we can make sure you still have a heart.
303
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- Exactly.
304
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- You're like, don't fuck yourself.
305
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- Don't fuck yourself.
306
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- Exactly, okay, okay.
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- Okay, cool.
308
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- We wanna be an agrarian's commercial, he said,
309
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- Yeah, okay.
310
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- Is that gonna be the fat guy eating an entire baguette
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in the background?
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- Yeah, that's BB.
313
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- Watch that commercial.
314
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- Yeah, commercial.
315
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(laughing)
316
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- Their might or might not be a fat guy eating an entire baguette
317
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by himself throughout the whole commercial.
318
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(laughing)
319
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- I don't know if there is, I just made that up,
320
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but I feel like it probably is.
321
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- It is.
322
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- 50-bit of a shot.
323
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(laughing)
324
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- 50, yeah.
325
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(laughing)
326
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- 15 pounds of butter and bread.
327
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- I'm afraid he didn't look like he was eating a few times.
328
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- Ah, that kind of bread.
329
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- He didn't look like he was eating bread.
330
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(laughing)
331
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- Not that kind.
332
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I watched, I watched Get Hard the other day just because I was like,
333
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"I need something funny."
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I was like Kevin Hart, little Farrell, both funny guys.
335
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And there's a scene, I don't know if for those who haven't seen it,
336
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there's a scene where Kevin Hart is like, "Listen,
337
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"you're not gonna make it in prison,
338
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"so you've gotta go learn how to S-A-D."
339
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If you know what S-A-D is, we'd show.
340
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And so there's like a scene where he's in there like trying to,
341
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like, "I'm gonna suck you before this thing."
342
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Oh, absolutely.
343
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(laughing)
344
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So yeah, friends, so we're all good.
345
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The show can go on for weeks, hours even if you will,
346
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assuming you guys don't die,
347
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before that you didn't,
348
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just because it's gonna make it a lot harder to get this interaction.
349
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- Yeah, me too.
350
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- So, well Fred, but it also brought up, so where I went today
351
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was a combo doctor office.
352
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It was like pediatric, or pediatric, family medicine,
353
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and poverty, poverty, blah, right?
354
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And again, I have all kinds of kids, man.
355
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You know, it's all good.
356
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So I'm not, so I see a kid, like a parent,
357
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- You got that, oh, Kellis.
358
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- But no, no.
359
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- But they're not, 'cause they're a little tiny kid,
360
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and I'm like, "Oh, what a cute little kid."
361
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Like, there's nothing wrong with that, right?
362
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To be like, "Oh, a adorable kid."
363
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I like smiling a little baby, right?
364
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- No, me looking at them kids, man.
365
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- I think people think I'm gonna steal their baby.
366
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And I'm not gonna steal their baby in this economy.
367
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- Where is he wearing a bib?
368
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And you're looking at the baby.
369
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- I'm not, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not,
370
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that's the hot, he got it, he got it, he got it, he got it,
371
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he got a bib, bib, bib, bib, bibs, drippin',
372
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bib, drippin' from the home.
373
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- How do you look at that bastard?
374
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- I sit near my name.
375
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- I, man.
376
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- Yeah, but I'm like, dude.
377
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:36,280
- I don't think there's anything creepy about somebody being like,
378
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hello, and a little baby and just like wavein',
379
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not be like, "Hey baby, come over here
380
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into my fuckin' creep van like Fred Sundin."
381
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- Right.
382
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,280
- Not that.
383
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,280
- No, Fred didn't.
384
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- He made his sense.
385
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- He made his sense.
386
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- He said outside.
387
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:52,280
- This one's, I had to check it out for him first.
388
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,280
- Yeah, I had to check it out for him first.
389
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,280
- Like daddy, you'll think the head goes down.
390
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,280
- Maybe it'll be the bang bust this time.
391
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- Never, never, never.
392
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- Never that.
393
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,280
- But it's the weird one, it's the reverse bang.
394
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,280
(laughs)
395
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,280
But yeah, no, just like I said,
396
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,280
I couldn't, I would never steal someone's child,
397
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,280
especially not with inflation the way it is.
398
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,280
'Cause I can't afford that.
399
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,280
- I can't afford to raise another baby.
400
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,280
Especially when it's not,
401
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,280
"Oh yeah, my kid's a hard-of-the-art of your time."
402
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,280
- No.
403
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,280
- I'm putting that, eat after that.
404
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,280
- Mike, we can't tell that you're a baby, it's not on.
405
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,280
(laughs)
406
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,280
- He's actually a leader, he's a leader.
407
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,280
- Who would you want him to steal?
408
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,280
- He's a reason anyone's a, I wouldn't steal a baby today.
409
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,280
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
410
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,280
- That one is the economy.
411
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,280
- Got a waste of money though.
412
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,280
- Not right before, yeah.
413
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,280
(laughs)
414
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,280
- I don't know if it's a problem.
415
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,280
- You can't, you gotta wait until you have the,
416
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,280
I don't have the means.
417
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,280
- Right, I barely even have the car seat installed yet.
418
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,280
So I'm gonna have to go to the fire department
419
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,280
to install the car seat.
420
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,280
And they're just saying, where's your baby?
421
00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,280
And I'm gonna say, walk in the hallmark with his mom
422
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,280
who hasn't met me yet.
423
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,280
- Yeah.
424
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,280
(laughs)
425
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,280
- I gotta go to the doctor.
426
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,280
(laughs)
427
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,280
- I'm gonna go to the doctor's office
428
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,280
and when these parents are playing,
429
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,280
they're starting to, I'm still all over the baby.
430
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,280
- That's right.
431
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,280
- That's right.
432
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,280
It hasn't clicked yet and we ended up in the random baby.
433
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,280
I've found one that fits my criteria yet.
434
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:22,280
Anyway, Fred, I'm glad that I'm not doing that.
435
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,280
- Yeah, I don't know.
436
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,280
- I don't know really much.
437
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,280
- Where, you know what, we're glad you're not doing that.
438
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,280
- I'm glad, because again, that's gonna make the show go longer.
439
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,280
If none of us knows a baby, come anyone.
440
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,280
- Hey Fred, wanna come over and see my new baby?
441
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,280
(laughs)
442
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,280
- Have a baby.
443
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,280
- Have a baby.
444
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,280
- Have a baby.
445
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,280
- You can help me name it.
446
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,280
(laughs)
447
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,280
- He doesn't know his name.
448
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,280
I've been asking for--
449
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,280
- The baby's seven years old.
450
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,280
- He's the baby.
451
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,280
- My name is Steven.
452
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,280
- I'm like, your name is not Steven, baby shut up.
453
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:57,280
(laughs)
454
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,280
I think this baby's autistic.
455
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,280
He keeps talking to me.
456
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,280
- He keeps talking to me.
457
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:06,280
- Speaking of autistic, Fred, you mentioned to me that you think
458
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:11,280
about a movie called The Surfer with Nick Cage, is it?
459
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,280
- Yeah.
460
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,280
- "Auch as friendly."
461
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,280
(laughs)
462
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,280
- Okay.
463
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,280
- I look--
464
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,280
- That's a secret, yeah.
465
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,280
- Let us segue.
466
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,280
- I was watching it.
467
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:27,280
When I was watching it, I kinda thought I was autistic
468
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:31,280
because I thought I knew where the movie was gonna go.
469
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,280
- Right.
470
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,280
- And then it didn't go there.
471
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,280
- Yeah.
472
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,280
- And then like, you know, I know beach.
473
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,280
- I don't even know what it's about.
474
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,280
Can you tell us, give us like a--
475
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,280
- You're gonna hit his face out.
476
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,280
- Okay, so it starts out.
477
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,280
- I knew his face out.
478
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,280
- Nick Cage.
479
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:52,280
- His son, Nick Cage was, he's from Australia.
480
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,280
And when he--
481
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,280
- Okay, he's a young man.
482
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,280
- Yeah, the accident.
483
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,280
- He was a young man.
484
00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,280
- No, no, he has his American accent.
485
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,280
- Oh.
486
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:04,280
- His father died when he was young
487
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,280
and his mom moved in California.
488
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:12,280
He grew up in California, so now he's a grown man.
489
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,280
He's very successful.
490
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:21,280
And he's trying to buy his childhood home on this hillside beach.
491
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:25,280
It's like a house is on like top of his or rich fucking house.
492
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,280
Yeah, I'm saying rich people house.
493
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,280
And so he shows up with his son.
494
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,280
He's like, "Yeah, son, this is where I grew up.
495
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:36,280
I told your mother, you know, I was gonna get this house for us."
496
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,280
- Right.
497
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,280
- And I wanna go surfing.
498
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,280
- We're gonna--
499
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,280
- Yeah, yeah.
500
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,280
And we're gonna go surfing on the beach.
501
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,280
- Beats that I used to surf at as a child.
502
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,280
- That's my climate change.
503
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,280
- No, not at all.
504
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,280
- Okay.
505
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,280
- And so he goes out.
506
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,280
- I know, he goes out.
507
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,280
- That was red.
508
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,280
- He goes out to surf, you know, with his son
509
00:17:56,280 --> 00:18:01,280
and put this gang of local beach surftops.
510
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,280
- Surftops.
511
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,280
- So is it like, it's a 30-year--
512
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,280
- Yeah, it's a tough, yeah.
513
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,280
- It can't or even--
514
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,280
- Yeah, and they're like, "Oh, they're like,
515
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,280
"Let's go surfing."
516
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,280
- It's like, "Let's go surfing."
517
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,280
- It's like, "Let's go surfing."
518
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,280
- Yeah, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're,
519
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,280
- He's surfing here, mate.
520
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,280
- You can't gnarle the waves here, bro.
521
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,280
- Yeah.
522
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,280
- And so he goes, without giving anything away,
523
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,280
he goes to his whole fucking thing.
524
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,280
- He can't give it away.
525
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,280
Nobody's gonna watch that.
526
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,280
- Yeah, nobody's watching that.
527
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,280
- It's really good though, like--
528
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,280
- Okay, spoiler alert.
529
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,280
- For anyone who hasn't watched it.
530
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,280
- Yes, spoiler alert.
531
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,280
- What's it?
532
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,280
- Get us a rating.
533
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,280
Hold on, it's rating.
534
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,280
- Then we'll do a spoiler alert.
535
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,280
Out of 10, I give it a seven.
536
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,280
- I need to do a seven.
537
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,280
- I know a seven.
538
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,280
- A six and a half are given a four.
539
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,280
- Four out of six, that's pretty good.
540
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280
- That's pretty good.
541
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,280
Yeah, I mean, so like, anyway.
542
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:54,280
So it comes out that the guy, his father killed--
543
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,280
- Here comes the spoiler, his kids.
544
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,280
- The spoiler, his father killed himself.
545
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,280
The leader of the beatstuffs, yeah, his father,
546
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,280
and the cage's father.
547
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,280
- Oh, okay, no.
548
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,280
- And he was younger, killed himself on that beat.
549
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,280
- Oh.
550
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,280
- So.
551
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:13,280
- The surf tuffs, he's trying to buy this house,
552
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,280
but it doesn't have the money yet.
553
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,280
He doesn't have the money yet.
554
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,280
So like, he's trying to like get with his broker
555
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,280
and like, you know, trying to get the bank
556
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,280
that lend him a little bit more money.
557
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,280
So he can buy this house.
558
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:33,280
The surf tuffs, the leader of the surf tuffs, he, can we give them the money?
559
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,280
- No, you knew him.
560
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,280
- I think we should call them,
561
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,280
I think they would call themselves the jellyfish.
562
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:43,280
- No, the beach, out in there, not the beach boys,
563
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,280
but here with the--
564
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,280
- I was thinking about the beach boys.
565
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,280
- It's not like the beach boys.
566
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,280
- The beach boys.
567
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,280
- But then the B-O-I-Z.
568
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,280
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
569
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,280
- The beach boys.
570
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,280
- Like, boys, yeah.
571
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,280
- Yeah, the beach boys.
572
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,280
- Yeah, there you go.
573
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,280
- But anyway, the surf, so he knew, he knew the cage.
574
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,280
- Uh-huh.
575
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,280
- Are they old like the cages old?
576
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:11,160
three. The one guy is, everybody is a little bit younger. See, there's like levels to it,
577
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:18,200
there's like the the the head guy and then there's his underlings war, who are in the, and
578
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:22,760
the group, and then there's like younglings who aren't in yet, but they can still hang
579
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:29,560
around because they don't their local, their pledges, yeah. And so like Nick mentioned all
580
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:35,720
the stuff like he was sleeping in his car and like, but then there was this like old homeless
581
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:45,880
dude whose son was part of the gang, but he died and blame the big kahuna. Okay. For killing
582
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:51,880
his son. Sure. Gonna find out like the big kahuna, the big kahuna, fuck the dude, the boy's
583
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:58,680
girlfriend, which he was like 16. So he was like fucking like a little young girl and
584
00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:07,720
long story short. Dude, make it. He knew that he remembered Nick Cage from back in the day.
585
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:16,520
He was like, he knew he was by the house. Everybody that's in the the gang, they're like doctors,
586
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:24,200
lawyers, bankers, they're local guys, gang. So they're not like, they're like,
587
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:29,640
surfed for ricksteads, you know. Right. Yeah, but they're on the surfing lawyer, dude.
588
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:37,640
Like they stole his car. They wouldn't give him, they wouldn't, they like put, he was getting water
589
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:42,280
out of the water fountain. They put dogs in on the water fountain, they get water. Well, he was like
590
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:50,760
all dehydrated. He didn't have any food. Like they put a dead. That's the next. Yeah.
591
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:58,360
They stole his surfboard. He called the cops. The cops are like, hey, that's not your surfboard.
592
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:03,800
That's your board. But he hit for 20 years, you know. And like, so everything's going against him
593
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:09,560
and he loses everything. Like he's down bottom. He's down bad. So he goes out.
594
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:15,400
Big snurking. I'm going to fucking surf. No, I'm going to fucking surf this beach. And he goes out
595
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:19,640
there and he tries and they get to fight and beat the shit out of the dude and dude was like,
596
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:27,560
yeah, good job. Now you're ready. He said, now, now you're a local. Now that he was the one.
597
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:32,360
Sir, yeah, no, he didn't kill him. He just beat the shit out of him. He said, but the thing was,
598
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:38,280
he said, to beat you have to be a surfer, you have to suffer. And so they were put in the
599
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:47,880
all the things he's all to it. Yeah. Yeah. He lost everything to become a surfer.
600
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:53,480
Yeah. And then he doesn't really like surfing that much. They took it from him.
601
00:22:53,480 --> 00:23:00,120
So he would suffer. But if he gave up, then he wasn't worthy to live there. And so one of them was
602
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:08,120
the mortgage broker and he gave him the mortgage broker. The other one was like the banker
603
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:13,960
the other one was like, they stole all the shit and, you know, this was and then they gave it back to him.
604
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:20,680
Yeah, dude. I was like, oh, one thing they could never get back to him,
605
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:28,280
Brad is removed the taste of dog shit from his mountain. Yeah. But they got all they got all
606
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:35,320
fucking, they initiated him and accepting him and then he saw the young girl leaving out of his
607
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:40,920
hut. I didn't like is you know, he was like, yo, what's he was like, what's up with that? And he's
608
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:46,680
like, what's up with the, uh, what's up with the kid, you know, who's not around anymore. He's like,
609
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:54,120
did you kill him? He's like, no, I didn't kill him. But like, he said, I didn't kill him, but like,
610
00:23:54,120 --> 00:24:01,480
shit happened and he just could take it. He's like, well, and the old man had a dog too. He's like,
611
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:09,800
you killed that old man's dog. He was like, yeah, I've gotten killed. The only thing done, the old man
612
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:15,880
that had left was a, was a, a banding car. And he was like, your last test. If you want to be
613
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:20,360
down with us, you got to set the car on fire. He's like, I can't set car on fire because all his
614
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:27,560
shit was in there. Like all the shit about his own. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's just
615
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:36,840
a lawyer. Yeah. Yeah. Bickahuna, Bickahuna guy. And so like, he was like, fuck it. He set the car
616
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:45,640
on fire and then like, the old man was like, he's like, you can't, he came out there with a gun. And he was like,
617
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:52,120
you know, about to kill everybody. And then he was like, well, you only got two bullets in there. And he's
618
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:57,720
like, well, everybody else could go. And yeah, I was saying, he killed Bickahuna then killed himself.
619
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:03,480
Like his father, like, like, his father killed himself. Yeah, I'm saying, well, it was a good thing.
620
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:09,480
The world, I recommend it. And this is why I'm saying I was hoping that I was hoping that the
621
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:15,880
Nick Cage would catch on fire and point at him and go, guilty. Right. You get out his motorcycling.
622
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:22,680
I wanted it to be like, that would have been my ending. Yeah. Now,
623
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:30,520
that would have been my ending. Parker would have been like, what the fuck are you talking about?
624
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:39,880
No, I would have it. It did. It was me. Yeah. Oh, no, go ahead. Where you say it? It did do it like a,
625
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:45,640
he did the face off face. Like when he was all fucked up and face off. Oh, really? Oh, good. Good.
626
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:54,040
This is smooth. So he didn't get the house or he did get the house.
627
00:25:54,040 --> 00:26:01,240
No, he didn't like after after the car about as a real estate. He had a change. He had a change of heart
628
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:09,400
after like, you know, I don't believe him. You know, you know, you know, they were, and they were,
629
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:14,200
they would fuck people up because like, there was like another tourist, the tourists that came
630
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:19,160
like a guy and a girl and they were going to go down and surf on the beach. And he was like, Nick
631
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,960
told him he's like, Hey, I wouldn't go down there if I was y'all because, you know, the locals are
632
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:29,320
pretty rowdy. They was like, Oh, don't worry about it. But we got it. And then we got down there,
633
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:34,920
got the ASK. He was like, all of a sudden, he was like, you know, what? I don't need really
634
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:39,240
because he had his son with him and he wanted, you know, he wanted to join the label like he's
635
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:46,360
stepping in him. No, his son, his son didn't really want any part of it. But Nick grew up there and he
636
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:53,240
was so like stuck in the past. You know, I mean, he was stuck in the past about that place. And
637
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:59,240
you just got to let it go, bro, and that was the, that was the whole point, two man. Like the whole
638
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:07,240
point they're like living again. Can't go home again. I'm the filous, awful jellyfish surfer, bro.
639
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:17,000
Once you let go, you just let it go. Like a gnarly wave, bro, when it's crashing, you just got
640
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:26,840
right into the end, bro. This is the end. The necklace change. Nick, he burned it old man alive, bro.
641
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:32,680
For a pop dance, Simon, my call. Yeah, you take the camera off. Yeah.
642
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:41,000
Then you hop on the pulverna. What's going on for a period? Bro, why are you even there? Yeah.
643
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:48,680
That's what the kept saying. I was like, where are you doing? I'm
644
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:52,040
Nick's case like I'm burning your car, bro. I saw it on the eight.
645
00:27:52,040 --> 00:28:01,080
Now it's time to die. Home was guy.
646
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:12,040
I like the idea that like none of these people could just walk a mile down the beach and surf there.
647
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:18,760
Well, it was a cold. It was kind of like a cold. I know there's a whole line of world.
648
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,920
It was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like they have cars. They blew up a car.
649
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:28,600
He could just be like, I think up to five and then surf there. This is the, this is the
650
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:34,840
only spot that had like a little coffee shop too. Well, yeah, I mean, there's a coffee shop.
651
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:43,880
I see why they defended their turf so bad. So hard. Yeah. This is hard favorite brew dog.
652
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:50,680
For sure. But I read seven, four out of six and a half.
653
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:56,600
There's the equivalent of seven out of 10 essentially. That's great. I'm glad to hear. I will,
654
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:02,760
I'm trying to watch it. Not right now because it costs money and I'm not going to pay money for that.
655
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,880
Right. There you go. But I will watch it when it's. Yeah. Yeah.
656
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:12,360
Yeah. I was speaking. I will say speaking of money and spending money on things.
657
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:17,080
What is you guys opinion and we don't know yet because I don't even know when it comes out. You
658
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:21,720
out. You probably do, Fred, about the new Superman movie. Is it going to be great? Is it going to
659
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:30,760
be worth the money or is it going to be shit? I think it would be worth the money for me to go
660
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:37,560
see it by myself. Okay. Well, that's a big. Okay. So yeah. When I say that, we're not talking about
661
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:45,000
a family visit. I'm talking about. Yeah. Yes. I will. I will pay. Matt makes. Yeah. I'd pay. Yeah.
662
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:53,960
I paid 14. 14. 14. 14. Yeah. If you go to the old movie theater, it's like 14. Right. Okay.
663
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:59,960
That's where I prefer to go anyway. I like the. Actually, I probably watch it in dynamics.
664
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:08,120
Yeah. That's how you would. Yeah. That's what you would. Yeah. But they have R.B.A.
665
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:15,000
I'm the. Is it an R.B.X. No. R.B.X. R.B.X is R.B.X. R.B.X. Yeah. That's right.
666
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:24,280
R.B.X. You get a free. I found a brief. Let's just get one shoe. You just get one. Yeah.
667
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:33,880
Each every person. You got to put a friend. You got to get a left. Like the game was really.
668
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:42,920
I got his both rights. Well, so I mean, is this. So is this Superman movie? This is a reboot,
669
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:48,840
right? This is a restart of the whole story. Or is it? I don't pick it up. Yeah.
670
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:55,880
Yeah. It has nothing to do with all the other ones. Right. It's all they're coming back from
671
00:30:55,880 --> 00:31:01,480
they're going back to Krypton and doing that. No, they may do it like the other.
672
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:07,320
I mean, Krypton. You remember that one Superman that they did that basically he came back from
673
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:17,800
Krypton. What's that? It was the one before the last Superman. Superman. It was like they just
674
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:24,840
did one movie. And he, and you know, and the movie was that he had left to go to Krypton to find
675
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:30,120
his family and then he came back. So they avoided all the. Krypton exploded. Yeah.
676
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,440
That's the whole point of the movie.
677
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:39,400
Without that happening Superman can't come to Earth because like, well, they said that he said
678
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,400
he had found Krypton. That's the wonder with he has a son at the end and all that.
679
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,840
It was a lot. I didn't watch that. Oh, Freddie was gone. I didn't realize it.
680
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,400
Yeah. He's been present for a while. I just thought he was really mad at me.
681
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,720
Okay. So okay. Well, we think it's going to be great. Fred loves it. We're going to take a quick
682
00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:01,400
break due to some technical difficulties that we can't control. Yeah. And we'll be. Is he back?
683
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,560
Oh, he's back. So never mind. We're not going to take a break quite yet. Fred, what do you think
684
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:11,400
about Superman? The movie. And would it be better if he was Jamaican? I want to know what Alan was saying.
685
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:18,280
Alan was saying the other one. No, we're talking about the other Superman. The one that he
686
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:23,640
had, he ends up having the son at the end. Yeah. Remember that one. Yeah.
687
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:28,040
You know, they avoided the Krypton and all the basically they just, they rebooted Superman,
688
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,160
but it was like, they didn't have to do all the other stuff.
689
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:36,600
That's first. He had left Earth because that was Superman Returns.
690
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:44,440
So he had left Earth. He had left Earth and then he came back. And that's why one of my favorite was
691
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,760
through that opening scene where Lex Luzard gets the money from that old lady.
692
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:59,560
It was so she's on her dead bed. Yeah. Like Lex, you show me so many pleasures that I've never
693
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:09,480
known. Yeah. No, that was a. He died. No, that was Kevin's pasted. Yeah. And she dies like
694
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:16,200
before she signs the wheel and he grabs her hand and just go. All right. We're out. Let's go.
695
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:25,960
I got to notice that shit. That's going to probably get out of the river. Yeah.
696
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,920
That's the risk you run of dead dead. We're not just the wills.
697
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:35,480
Hard to notarize them when you're dead. Is there going to be a Lex Luthor in the new one?
698
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:43,400
Oh, yeah. There is. Yeah. It's going to be the guy that was a beast. Yeah. I watched one where the
699
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:52,280
bad guy's name was six. Yeah. Six. I was really into that. Was that a director? Yeah.
700
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:59,000
No, that was that that was called Superman one half and it was where he banged the old
701
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,960
that you saw the part where he was banging the old lady and giving her all the pleasure.
702
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:08,440
And she was like, Oh, Lex Luthor, he's like, call me sex, Luther. And I was like,
703
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:15,400
in the end of watching that. Then it's cram that was Superman. That was Superman nine.
704
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,560
That was Superman. That was Superman. That was Superman.
705
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,840
That's Superman.
706
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,640
Yeah.
707
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,280
There it is.
708
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,640
You wait to watch that.
709
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,840
Superman.
710
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:43,240
The only way to stop him is a Krypton Dildo in the music.
711
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:50,520
That's what bad that's what bad makers.
712
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,040
It's as a time in the crust in Kryptonite Dildo.
713
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,720
That's right.
714
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,160
And he loves it.
715
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,200
All right. We'll work the take quick break.
716
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,920
Hey, Fred, we're we're matching with both of our white shirts.
717
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,480
We'll be right back with more of the Maxley.
718
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,760
We like to podcast.
719
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,320
So great.
720
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:22,280
The Black Link and collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
721
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:49,720
[MUSIC]
722
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,560
No, come back.
723
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,240
The lowest voice acting in possibly due
724
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:58,600
on the black link to the porn girls.
725
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,200
You know, it was kind of funny because you were doing the voice and Fred, he was like,
726
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:06,520
like, having the voice went so darn it.
727
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,720
We are the darkness podcast since that other one.
728
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,960
[LAUGHTER]
729
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,280
Since the power went out, somebody texted me the other day about the hurricane special.
730
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,120
The Helene, remember, we had the Helene special where it was like a minute of,
731
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,160
it was like the intro and then like a minute of static intro.
732
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,360
[LAUGHTER]
733
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:28,280
And he was like, it's a buddy of mine who listens to the show great, and I really appreciate it.
734
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,960
But he was like, was that a joke?
735
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,200
And I'm like, yeah, I mean, some people said,
736
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,760
some people said that that was the greatest episode we've ever produced.
737
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:43,000
[LAUGHTER]
738
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,520
Yeah, I was like, yeah, totally was.
739
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,040
It was like the most sink one.
740
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:46,920
People love that one.
741
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,920
[LAUGHTER]
742
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,960
It was great.
743
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,000
I was like, yeah, we had none of us had power until the day the episode released,
744
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,320
so we put through that thing together in like 10 seconds.
745
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,080
[LAUGHTER]
746
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,040
That's one we've ever done.
747
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,520
Well, Alan, that means, you know what?
748
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,480
We're at the 36 and a half minute mark of the show, Alan.
749
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,280
You know what that means?
750
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:11,400
Every week from now on, 36 and a half minute mark, we're going to be doing our
751
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,800
Black Lincoln Collective political minute.
752
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,640
Yes, the political minute.
753
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,840
This is what we negotiated.
754
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,200
We're great negotiators.
755
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,240
Yeah.
756
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,600
[LAUGHTER]
757
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,560
I gave them a deal.
758
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,960
That's it.
759
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,960
Yeah, can't pass this up.
760
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,000
One minute.
761
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,520
Man, but they can't probably go to think about it.
762
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,720
They can't refuse because I'm part of this show.
763
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,680
All right, Alan.
764
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,520
We agreed that we'll do one minute just to satisfy everybody.
765
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,600
Yep, one minute of political start and starting right now.
766
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,720
Starting right now.
767
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,720
[MUSIC PLAYING]
768
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,720
[MUSIC PLAYING]
769
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,720
[MUSIC PLAYING]
770
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,720
International break.
771
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:19,720
[MUSIC PLAYING]
772
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,720
I lost time.
773
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:23,720
I lost time.
774
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,720
Get the nebby in a minute.
775
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:25,720
15 seconds.
776
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,720
20 more seconds.
777
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,720
[MUSIC PLAYING]
778
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:39,720
Great.
779
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,720
There it is.
780
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,720
Perfect.
781
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,720
That's our political minute for today, ladies and gentlemen.
782
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:44,720
We hope you enjoyed it.
783
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,720
We're going to start again apparently.
784
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,720
It's going to be a little bit--
785
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:48,720
Any rebuttles?
786
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,720
Any rebuttles?
787
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,720
Any rebuttles?
788
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,720
Oh, never buttles on that one.
789
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:54,720
Thank you.
790
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:54,720
Philobuster.
791
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,720
Philobuster.
792
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,720
That's sigma sting.
793
00:38:58,720 --> 00:38:58,720
It does.
794
00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,720
It's all it always stings.
795
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,720
We talked about politics.
796
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,720
We've agreed that it stings.
797
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,720
So why not just go ahead and attack it head on.
798
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:10,720
So, bread, as you may or may not know,
799
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,720
we lost.
800
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,720
And the world, a fat people, like myself,
801
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:20,720
lost sort of a cult hero, if you will, this past week.
802
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:24,720
Just the other day, we lost chef and burrell.
803
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,720
Do you know who chef and burrell is, Fred?
804
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:30,720
God, dude, that's the crazy hair lady, right?
805
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:34,720
Crazy hair, lots of spunk and attitude,
806
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,720
and started a show called "The Worst Cooks in America,"
807
00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:40,720
which arguably one of the greatest reality TV shows.
808
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,720
That there ever was.
809
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,720
Only in the beginning, though, because toward the end,
810
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,720
they started actually learning how to cook,
811
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,720
and then it's not as entertaining.
812
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,720
But in the beginning, when it's all these people who don't know what they're doing,
813
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:56,720
and they're like, "I serve you raw chicken, that's great."
814
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,720
This is my call, my chicken surprise.
815
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,720
And they're like, "I did cook it."
816
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,720
We have to eat it.
817
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,720
So unfortunately, she was taken.
818
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,720
Oh, you know, I'm not going to eat it.
819
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,720
I'm not going to eat it.
820
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,720
She was taken.
821
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,720
Oh, yeah, no, it should be fine.
822
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,720
I might be what took her.
823
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,720
So never know.
824
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,720
Never know.
825
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:22,720
So Fred, unfortunately, she was taken as at the young age of 55.
826
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,720
That's a ripe young age.
827
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:28,720
But he got me thinking, like, what, who else has died?
828
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,720
And who else?
829
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,720
Because if you'd have asked me, you know, today,
830
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:36,720
I would have had, I'd have been like, no, she's totally alive.
831
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:40,720
And if you think, like, who, what other celebrities are alive that I think are dead?
832
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,720
Or are dead that I think are alive?
833
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,720
Yes.
834
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:52,720
So I have a list of a few people that I think are alive.
835
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,720
I think are alive.
836
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,720
According to the thought we did.
837
00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:00,720
Well, some that are, I think, are alive, some that I think are dead.
838
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:04,720
And so we need to decide if they're alive or not.
839
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,720
I don't know for sure.
840
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:08,720
Well, we go, they're alive.
841
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,720
We go kill them.
842
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,720
Yeah, if they're alive.
843
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:16,720
If they're alive, they're fair game.
844
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:20,720
We can do whatever we got to do.
845
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,720
So we're going to start off.
846
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,720
Yeah, what they're a band called dead or alive.
847
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,720
What is that like right round?
848
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,720
No, that's the speedy round video.
849
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,720
That was them, right?
850
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,720
Okay.
851
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,720
Yeah, that was the game too.
852
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,720
And Robocop, they're alive.
853
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,720
You're coming with me.
854
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,720
They're alive.
855
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:44,720
So yeah, in Borel, we know, RIP is our in bro.
856
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,720
What about Fred?
857
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,720
How about Ray Anthony?
858
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:52,720
And I'll give you, I'll give you the day they were born.
859
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,720
Ray.
860
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,720
And like, and a few little details about them.
861
00:41:56,720 --> 00:42:00,720
Yeah, because we had to be very, very rare.
862
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,720
I'm going to tell you, he was in 16 candle.
863
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:06,720
He was a producer of 16 candles in 1984.
864
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:10,720
He was born on January 20th, 1922.
865
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,720
You did.
866
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,720
Oh, he's still alive.
867
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,720
I did.
868
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,720
So he was born in Bentleyville, Pennsylvania.
869
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,720
A hundred and three.
870
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:24,720
He is alive and kicking at a hundred and three.
871
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:28,720
He's the last surviving member of the Glenn Miller orchestra.
872
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:32,720
That's right.
873
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:34,720
What about Fred?
874
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:38,720
How about David Hakeely, Keniw Bell.
875
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,720
And David.
876
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,720
David Keniw Bell.
877
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,720
He's David.
878
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,720
Who is that?
879
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,720
That is the gentleman who starred.
880
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:52,720
He appeared and and part of, I don't know if it's star, or he was just part of.
881
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,720
He was an actor.
882
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,720
He was in Lilo instead.
883
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,720
Just released a few days ago, a few weeks ago.
884
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,720
He was in Magnum P.I.
885
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,720
Hawaii 50.
886
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:06,720
He was in the wrecking crew with Jason Mamoah and Morena Bakarene.
887
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,720
Yeah, he's dead.
888
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,720
Yeah, he was fat.
889
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,720
He was really fat.
890
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:16,720
Unfortunately, he died just six days ago.
891
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,720
Oh, oh, I still want to celebrate.
892
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,720
Yep, we're going to celebrate.
893
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,720
I'm going to show you a picture of him.
894
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:26,720
And you can decide if you think he's a lot of work dead still, which we've already decided he's dead.
895
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:30,720
But he's decided already.
896
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,720
Just look at the picture.
897
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,720
Fat.
898
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:36,720
Yeah, it's that guy.
899
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,720
But now he was a Samoan.
900
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,720
So awesome.
901
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,720
Oh, yeah.
902
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,720
I think that's true.
903
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,720
But I don't know if that's like, I don't know.
904
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:48,720
I mean, I saw a guy the other day who had a wheelbarrow.
905
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:50,720
I just didn't, didn't look at it.
906
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,720
Well, it was he.
907
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,720
What was he?
908
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,720
I'll hold.
909
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,720
He was 116.
910
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,720
Oh, okay.
911
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,720
Okay. That big set.
912
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,720
No, he was like less than that.
913
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,720
He was an age.
914
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,720
It doesn't say how old he was.
915
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,720
It doesn't say how old, okay.
916
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,720
No, I don't want to look it up.
917
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,720
I want to look it up.
918
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,720
Hold on.
919
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:16,720
That's all right.
920
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,720
No.
921
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,720
He was 45 years old.
922
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,720
Oh, my goodness.
923
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,720
He ages me.
924
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,720
He looks way cooler than me.
925
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,720
So I probably don't have a chance.
926
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,720
He was 46.
927
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,720
46.
928
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:32,720
See, look at that.
929
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:33,720
I'll be 46.
930
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,720
Leave it this year if I make it.
931
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:37,720
I'm not murdered in my sleep.
932
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:39,720
Which is my number one fear of ways to die right now.
933
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,720
So everybody is.
934
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,720
All right.
935
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,720
Hey, you know, it changes sometimes, Fred.
936
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:46,720
Sometimes you're like, I'm afraid I'm going to die.
937
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,720
Or sometimes I'm afraid I'm going to die from a shark attack.
938
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:53,720
Sometimes I'm afraid I'm going to be murdered in my sleep tonight.
939
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:54,720
All right.
940
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:55,720
Let's continue.
941
00:44:55,720 --> 00:45:00,720
So, Fred, how about June Lockhart?
942
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,720
That was Catwoman, right?
943
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,720
She was born and, I'll tell you all about her.
944
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:10,720
She was born on 625, 1925.
945
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:15,720
And she was an actress who was the daughter of Jean Lockhart and Catherine Lockhart.
946
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:21,720
She has been a mimsy and she was also on lassie and lost in space.
947
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:25,720
She had a big run on lost in space for about 30 years.
948
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,720
Because it lives back.
949
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:35,720
She is alive at the ripe old age of 99.
950
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:36,720
Whoa.
951
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,720
Yeah.
952
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,720
My cousin nipsy.
953
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:40,720
Need to find something that you don't know.
954
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:41,720
Okay.
955
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,720
How about this one?
956
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:46,720
Fred, and this is a tragedy if she's dead.
957
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,720
I don't know that she is because I don't want to spoil it.
958
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:52,720
But if she is dead or tragedy, a non-delewis.
959
00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:57,720
Remember a non-delewis from MTV in the 90s?
960
00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:58,720
Whoa.
961
00:45:58,720 --> 00:45:59,720
Yeah.
962
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:04,720
It was a very attractive African American lady who was very attractive.
963
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,720
She's dead.
964
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:06,720
Yes.
965
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:11,720
Unfortunately, she has crapped the bed as it were.
966
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:15,720
She died 52, so...
967
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:16,720
Ouch.
968
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:17,720
Yeah.
969
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,720
I had seen that one.
970
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:20,720
Okay.
971
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,720
That's fine.
972
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,720
And we know Slystone passed away.
973
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:32,720
I feel like Slystone should be at least like on the short list of BLC Hall of Famers.
974
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,720
Yeah.
975
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:36,720
He should be considered.
976
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:37,720
Yeah.
977
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,720
I mean, I consider that.
978
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:40,720
Yeah.
979
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:41,720
What do you think, Fred?
980
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:42,720
You want to know me?
981
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:43,720
Let's do it right now.
982
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:44,720
Let's do it a lot.
983
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:45,720
Yeah.
984
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,720
I'll second it.
985
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:47,720
Yeah.
986
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:48,720
We know he was great.
987
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:49,720
You know, if you don't know who Slystone is, kids, he's a legendary singer.
988
00:46:49,720 --> 00:47:03,720
And the one man is saying, I am around that day, that beat of band of bopin' young today.
989
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:08,720
He had more soul in his little finger than I'll ever have in my life.
990
00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:10,720
Oh, that's true.
991
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:11,720
Yeah.
992
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:12,720
And that's okay.
993
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:16,720
He was born Sylvester Stewart in Denson, Texas.
994
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:22,720
But he was raised in the Bay Area of California where he embraced music and could play the keyboard,
995
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,720
guitar, bass, and drums all by 11.
996
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:25,720
Yeah.
997
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:26,720
That guy was funky.
998
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:34,720
1966, he formed Sly in the family stone and re-did the entire T of music for the rest of...
999
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:35,720
Yeah.
1000
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:36,720
Yeah.
1001
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,720
And he was awesome.
1002
00:47:38,720 --> 00:47:42,720
Even dead, he's still got more funk than most of us.
1003
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:47,720
100% more of what they call, what the kids call, aura.
1004
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:48,720
Yeah.
1005
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:49,720
Okay.
1006
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:52,720
I'm sure you've heard that term, Fred.
1007
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:53,720
Yes.
1008
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:56,720
And they don't understand what it or is.
1009
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:57,720
No.
1010
00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:58,720
Can I tell you something funny?
1011
00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:05,720
That Jack the other day, one of my kids, of course, said, "Man, dad, I wish this guy would get off my dick."
1012
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,720
And I was like, "What does that mean?"
1013
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:12,720
And he's like, you know, like lay off and get, you know, like he's like reminding me and pressured me.
1014
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:15,720
And I'm like, "That's not, you know, like get off your back."
1015
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:17,720
And he's like, "It's the same thing."
1016
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:18,720
And I'm like, "It is not."
1017
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,720
No, definitely not.
1018
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:26,720
And he's like, "No, it is, and I'm like, dude, it's not, trust your old man on this thing."
1019
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,720
That is not the term.
1020
00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,720
Only dig right.
1021
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:31,720
No, that's the thing.
1022
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:32,720
And I'm like, "That's a term."
1023
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:33,720
Yeah.
1024
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:39,720
I mean, it's a term, but just telling somebody to get off your, if you say, "I wish this guy would get off my dick."
1025
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:40,720
No.
1026
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,720
No, that isn't, that isn't fair.
1027
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:46,720
Yeah, but it's not, it's not the same as get off my back.
1028
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,720
No.
1029
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:50,720
That's a term in San Francisco.
1030
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:51,720
No.
1031
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,720
Yeah.
1032
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:53,720
Yeah.
1033
00:48:53,720 --> 00:49:00,720
I mean, the San Francisco Fred, how about this next celebrity born in West Plains, Missouri,
1034
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:09,720
legendary actor, producer and writer born on December 13, 1925, Dick Van Dyke.
1035
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:19,720
Oh, Dick Van Dyke, Dick Van Dyke, lives on at the age of 99, living his best life.
1036
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:24,720
So, get off my dick Van Dyke.
1037
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:30,720
All right.
1038
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:31,720
How about, oh, well, this one's tragic.
1039
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:35,720
And I don't, I'm not going to bring this one up because that one makes me sad.
1040
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:41,720
The guy who played John Redcourt, Jonathan Joss, who was on, Marx and Rack, and much other than who got killed in the hate crime,
1041
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:42,720
sad.
1042
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,720
You didn't get killed in the hate crime, you know?
1043
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,720
Yes, he did.
1044
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:46,720
No, he didn't.
1045
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:47,720
It was, dude.
1046
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:49,720
The boys were, was there, yes, they did.
1047
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:52,720
They went back and revised their statement and said it was that.
1048
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:53,720
Nope.
1049
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:54,720
It was fine wrong.
1050
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:55,720
It was the case.
1051
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:56,720
Show, call me out on it.
1052
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,720
They killed his dog first, dude.
1053
00:49:58,720 --> 00:49:59,720
They killed his dog.
1054
00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:00,720
They killed his dog.
1055
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:01,720
Yeah.
1056
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:05,720
I have no idea what you're talking about.
1057
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:12,720
The guy who played John Redcourt on King of the Hill and then, oh, oh, I thought she was John.
1058
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:13,720
Okay, never mind.
1059
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:18,720
I was in John Redcourt and it sounds like a, it sounds like a two bit cowboy, you know?
1060
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:20,720
No, King of the Hill, man.
1061
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:23,720
He was, he was, he was fucking Dale White.
1062
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:25,720
Yeah, he was, he was fucking Dale White.
1063
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:26,720
That's right.
1064
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:27,720
Yeah.
1065
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:28,720
Yeah.
1066
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:29,720
Exactly.
1067
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:30,720
All right.
1068
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:31,720
How about this one?
1069
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:32,720
And this one threw me for a loop.
1070
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:33,720
I'm not gonna lie.
1071
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,720
I didn't know the answer to this.
1072
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:36,720
Okay.
1073
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:41,120
And then this is a guy, again, I think this guy has the name recognition that you guys will
1074
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,120
appreciate.
1075
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,720
Mr. Gene Shallot.
1076
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:46,720
Born June 25th.
1077
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:47,720
Yeah.
1078
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:50,720
Yeah.
1079
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:53,720
And was the TV critic for the today show for over 40 years?
1080
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:54,720
Yeah.
1081
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:55,720
Yeah, Big Moustache.
1082
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:56,720
Big hair, eyeglasses.
1083
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,720
Yeah.
1084
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:58,720
The whole business.
1085
00:50:58,720 --> 00:50:59,720
Oh, no, James Shallot.
1086
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:00,720
I don't know.
1087
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:01,720
I, I don't know.
1088
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:02,720
I, I think he, what is that?
1089
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,720
Is he, he, he, he's dead or in 1926?
1090
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:05,720
I wouldn't say dead.
1091
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:06,720
Yeah.
1092
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:07,720
I wouldn't say dead.
1093
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:10,720
You're both disrespecting a man who's still alive.
1094
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:11,720
Oh, man.
1095
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:12,720
He's still alive.
1096
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:15,720
He's gonna ask in the age of 99.
1097
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:18,720
Trying to be still got that mustache.
1098
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:19,720
I feel like he does.
1099
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:22,720
I feel like that's the only thing keeping him alive.
1100
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:25,720
He's more mustache than man now.
1101
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:29,720
The mustache does the walking and he's just, it drags his corpse behind it.
1102
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,720
All right.
1103
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:35,720
How about, how about David Attenborough?
1104
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:39,720
Born 5, 8, 1926.
1105
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:40,720
You've heard of him.
1106
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:42,720
He's a writer, producer and director.
1107
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,720
He's a Lord.
1108
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:47,720
Our son, oh, he's been the writer of actor Lord Richard Attenborough.
1109
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:49,720
He's a, he's alive.
1110
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:51,720
And he does the voice for blue planet too.
1111
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:52,720
Yeah.
1112
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:53,720
He's alive.
1113
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:54,720
He is still alive.
1114
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:55,720
He's 99 as well.
1115
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:56,720
He is.
1116
00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,720
We know Mel Brooks is alive.
1117
00:51:58,720 --> 00:51:59,720
Yeah, Mel Brooks.
1118
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:00,720
Yeah.
1119
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:01,720
That's a good, yeah.
1120
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:02,720
That's a good thing.
1121
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,720
How about, and this one, this one might be a little bit of a pull.
1122
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,720
And I don't know if you're going to know this one or not.
1123
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:08,720
I don't know if you know who this is.
1124
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:09,720
Doc Severinson.
1125
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:11,720
Have you ever heard of this?
1126
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:12,720
Yeah.
1127
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:13,720
Yeah.
1128
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:20,720
Born July 7th, 1927 and was the band leader for the night show for Johnny, with Johnny Carson.
1129
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,720
Yeah.
1130
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:22,720
Yeah.
1131
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,720
And of course he started.
1132
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:28,720
And of course he started a movie, "Nude on the Moon" in short.
1133
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,720
And "Chuse."
1134
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:30,720
Yeah.
1135
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:32,720
Doc, Doc David.
1136
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:35,720
Doc is alive as he's ever been.
1137
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:38,720
Oh, that is still kicking ass.
1138
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:45,720
Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep.
1139
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:50,720
Speaking of that, we'll get one more out of this one and then I'll give you one more and then we're done.
1140
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,720
How about this?
1141
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,720
Actually, you're exactly right.
1142
00:52:54,720 --> 00:53:04,720
Johnny Gilbert, born seven or born July 13th, 1928, a now answer for the TV show "Jeopardy" since 1984.
1143
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:09,720
And then it's world record, also the answer for the price is right, the $25,000 pair man, the Joker's
1144
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:12,720
Wild and many other TV inquisity shows.
1145
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:14,720
Born in 1928.
1146
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:16,720
No, I think he's dead.
1147
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:19,720
He was also a Whiteman can't jump in 1992.
1148
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:24,720
And he still can't jump at the age of 96 where he's still alive today.
1149
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:26,720
He just break it down.
1150
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:29,720
Yeah, you don't break, you don't jump after that.
1151
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:30,720
All right.
1152
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:34,720
So I got one more and this is going to be a hard one.
1153
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:36,720
Okay, I'm just going to let you know.
1154
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:40,720
I feel like you're going to know it, but I don't know for sure that you're going to know it.
1155
00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,720
All right.
1156
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:46,720
This gentleman is named Peter Quang.
1157
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:54,720
Peter Quang, the actor best known for his role as Raine in the 1986 cult classic "Big Trouble in Little China."
1158
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:56,720
Oh, yeah, I know that guy.
1159
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:58,720
I mean, I don't know if he's dead or alive.
1160
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,720
He's 73 years old.
1161
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:04,720
He's also been on Wonder Woman,
1162
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:10,720
Little House on the Prairie, Dynasty, Miami Vice, Full House, and the Golden Child.
1163
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:11,720
Yes.
1164
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,720
What do you think?
1165
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:15,720
Or unalive?
1166
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:18,720
I'm willing that he's alive.
1167
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:21,720
I'm going to pull for him being alive.
1168
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:22,720
Yeah, I'm going to say alive.
1169
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:26,720
Well, you're going to be pulling at a casket deep underground.
1170
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:28,720
Because that motherfucker is dead.
1171
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:31,720
Oh, sorry guys.
1172
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:36,720
Also, Phil Robertson from that show about Doug's died.
1173
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,720
And he's dead.
1174
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:39,720
Oh, yeah, yeah, I knew that.
1175
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:41,720
Oh, of course George went, died too.
1176
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:42,720
Damn.
1177
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:43,720
That's a good one.
1178
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:44,720
George, yeah.
1179
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:45,720
Do we know that?
1180
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:46,720
We know that.
1181
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:47,720
No.
1182
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,720
He went.
1183
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,720
George came in with it.
1184
00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:52,720
There it is.
1185
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,720
There it is.
1186
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:54,720
He said it.
1187
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:55,720
He's right.
1188
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:56,720
He said it.
1189
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:58,720
Ruth Bussie passed away anyway.
1190
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:02,720
So yeah, Fred, all those people are dead, man, and some of them are alive.
1191
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:05,720
And that's pretty good.
1192
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,720
But Fred, I realized something about.
1193
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:10,720
I realized something about myself the other day, Fred.
1194
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:17,720
And that might be, or that is that I think I might be starting to get stupider.
1195
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,720
It is all agree with you.
1196
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,720
Yeah, thank you.
1197
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:26,720
That one is alive.
1198
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:32,120
I just noticed like, I don't know if it's, I don't know if I'm getting stupider or if I'm just
1199
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:37,120
giving less of a shit as I get older because I've noticed that I do things and I'm like,
1200
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,720
that was stupid to do.
1201
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:45,720
And then I'm like, or do I just not care what happens when I do that?
1202
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:46,720
You know,
1203
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:53,720
depends when you say that is stupid for me to do and then you're like, well, I don't give
1204
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,720
a shit.
1205
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,720
Yeah, I'm going to do it anyway.
1206
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:57,720
Right.
1207
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,720
And that is what happens sometimes is I'm like, you know what?
1208
00:55:58,720 --> 00:55:59,720
This is dumb or dangerous.
1209
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:00,720
I'm just going to keep doing it though.
1210
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,720
Yeah, I don't give a shit and just keep on going.
1211
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:03,720
Yeah.
1212
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:04,720
Is that stupid or see?
1213
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,720
That's where I'm saying is that.
1214
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:07,720
No, no, that's not giving a shit.
1215
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:08,720
And I think it is.
1216
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:12,720
No, no, that's not giving a shit is generally stupider than giving a shit.
1217
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,720
No, not really.
1218
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:17,720
Not giving a shit is not giving a shit.
1219
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:20,720
There's nothing stupid about not giving a shit.
1220
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,720
I have no idea where I'm going.
1221
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:24,720
You see, I don't give a shit.
1222
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:29,720
I don't give a shit about the answer.
1223
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:32,720
No, he doesn't, he doesn't care.
1224
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,720
I don't care.
1225
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,720
No, fuck it.
1226
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:39,720
I did tell somebody somebody asked us in somebody asked on a message board the other day
1227
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:40,720
for podcasters.
1228
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:43,720
Like, what do you do when you get negative feedback on your podcast?
1229
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:47,720
I stole a line from Alan's book and I said, you know what?
1230
00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:48,720
We don't generally care.
1231
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,720
But we do tend to tell them to go fuck themselves.
1232
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:52,720
Yes.
1233
00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:56,720
I said in the nicest way possible.
1234
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:57,720
Yep.
1235
00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:01,720
And so they were like, oh, yeah.
1236
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:02,720
You're gonna fuck yourself.
1237
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:06,720
No, they were saying that you don't give any feedback or...
1238
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:10,720
Well, no, they were like, what happens if somebody, if you get, you know, you put your heart
1239
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,720
in your soul into your show, which we don't.
1240
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:16,720
And then you get negative feedback.
1241
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,720
Feedback, not like, oh, great job.
1242
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:27,720
And I'm pretty of negative feedback and to each of them and to each in the future,
1243
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:28,720
we give you a hearty...
1244
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:29,720
We do it so quick.
1245
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,720
That's why you'll know, no, white.
1246
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,720
We give all of you guys a hearty DLC.
1247
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,720
Fuck yourself.
1248
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,720
Fuck yourself.
1249
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:41,720
In the butt if you prefer that.
1250
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:42,720
Yeah.
1251
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:43,720
If that's not...
1252
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:47,720
Do whatever you think is the dumbest way to do that.
1253
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,720
Go fuck yourself wherever you feel.
1254
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,720
Yeah, wherever you feel like it's the dumbest way to do that.
1255
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:53,720
Actually, that's my motto in life.
1256
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:54,720
Go fuck yourself.
1257
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,720
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
1258
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:56,720
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
1259
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:57,720
Yeah, sure.
1260
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,720
Every time Alan gets pulled over, he's like, eh, go fuck yourself.
1261
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:01,720
Yeah, go, go.
1262
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,720
Yeah.
1263
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:03,720
That's too story.
1264
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:04,720
Go, yeah.
1265
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,720
It's happening.
1266
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:06,720
Go fuck yourself.
1267
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:08,720
Yeah, like just give me the ticket and go fuck off.
1268
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,720
Yeah, give me the ticket and go fuck yourself.
1269
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,720
When they call, they're like, oh, you want to pay this or you want to do this?
1270
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,720
And there's like, hold on a second.
1271
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:15,720
What is it?
1272
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:16,720
No, go fuck yourself.
1273
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:17,720
Here's my number 864.
1274
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:18,720
Go fuck yourself.
1275
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:19,720
And then I hand you on.
1276
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaking of something.
1277
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaking of something that you can fuck yourself with, Alan.
1278
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:27,720
Remember last week, it was the last week, you might have been two weeks ago,
1279
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:34,720
where we let you guys in on the mystery that is the soap made from Sydney,
1280
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:35,720
and it's the queenie's bathwater.
1281
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:36,720
Oh yes, yeah.
1282
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:37,720
Yeah.
1283
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:39,720
Which again, yeah, it had to been two weeks ago.
1284
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:42,720
Because last week we determined that bathwater hot was a thing.
1285
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:43,720
Yeah.
1286
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:49,720
So Fred, Sydney, sweetie, you know, she's an attractive lady actress and all that jazz.
1287
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:50,720
Yeah.
1288
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:54,720
But she's got nothing on this story, Fred.
1289
00:58:54,720 --> 00:59:03,720
Our old friend, Azee Osborne has, has, is selling the, the people who created liquid death, the most extreme water that there is.
1290
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:04,720
Hey, good for that, man.
1291
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:05,720
Way to make money off something that's literally.
1292
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:13,720
I swear, I thought that was, I thought it was like alcohol.
1293
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:21,720
Well, that was the whole point is they, they did it for people who don't want to drink booze at like shows and stuff, but want to look cool.
1294
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:27,720
So they're like, we'll just make a, like a beer can of water with that's got skulls and shit on it.
1295
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:28,720
And nobody's going to ask.
1296
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,720
And that's exactly what happened.
1297
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:31,720
That's exactly what happened.
1298
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,720
It tastes just like water.
1299
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:35,720
It's water.
1300
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,720
It's water.
1301
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:37,720
It's water.
1302
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:44,720
And now they're, now they're expanding into non-water beverages, but they have water in this.
1303
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,720
As most beverages do.
1304
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,720
Yeah, they're wet.
1305
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:48,720
Yeah, they are wet.
1306
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,720
The wetdest water you've ever seen in a can.
1307
00:59:51,720 --> 01:00:00,720
But Fred, our friends at liquid death have announced that they are selling 10 cans, 10 empty cans of iced tea.
1308
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:09,720
That were drunk by Ozzy Osborne and then were immediately sealed in order to contain and keep his DNA.
1309
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,720
So they're calling it infinite Aussie.
1310
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:13,720
There are 10 cans.
1311
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:19,720
Would you care to guess how much their values at each?
1312
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:20,720
Just take a guess.
1313
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,720
500 books.
1314
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,720
That's pretty close.
1315
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:23,720
Yes.
1316
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,720
450 dollars each.
1317
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,720
If you can grab one.
1318
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,720
One.
1319
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:41,720
They were laboratory sealed and signed by Aussie and they're being sold right before Aussie and black Sabbath's last concert, which is going to be July 5th and Birmingham England.
1320
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,720
So their idea is.
1321
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:46,720
One dollar.
1322
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:47,720
He bearable good.
1323
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,720
And if he does, that's probably the way for him to be.
1324
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:54,720
That's the way he wants to go.
1325
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,720
Yeah, that's the way he wants to go.
1326
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:07,720
So they said once technology and federal law prohibits, bands can use this DNA to try and clone Aussie Osborne in the future and enjoy him for hundreds of years to come.
1327
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,720
Stay in liquid death's publicity team on the goal of the campaign.
1328
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,720
They also added or added Aussie.
1329
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:17,720
But you bastards.
1330
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:18,720
There you go.
1331
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,720
That's what's happening.
1332
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:27,720
Yeah, that's what I think.
1333
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:30,720
I feel like that's a price point.
1334
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,720
Yeah, where you would be like, yeah, it's probably low.
1335
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:35,720
But I also feel like.
1336
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:38,720
And that's the idea that you're lucky enough to get one.
1337
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:43,720
You're going to get 10 people get to the points of darkness.
1338
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:44,720
Yeah.
1339
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:58,720
You know, once he passes and hopefully in the next hundred or 200 years, then you're going to get a mad resell value.
1340
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:04,720
And the idea is you buy it, then you clone it.
1341
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:08,720
You clone the DNA and you sell the clone DNA.
1342
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:13,680
He's having a clone, he's having a clone, yeah, exactly, a clone.
1343
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,500
(all laughing)
1344
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,180
You imagine they killed Alde왓?
1345
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:20,780
I'll tend at them at the same time,
1346
01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:23,680
all these things I'm out of the lab.
1347
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,440
Snow recover, and there's one that was all fucked up
1348
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,180
because he like smudged it.
1349
01:02:28,180 --> 01:02:32,540
He's like, "Dude," he like, "Dude," he like, "Damn, man."
1350
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:33,880
He's here.
1351
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:34,920
(all laughing)
1352
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,480
Yeah, yeah.
1353
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,660
Sadly, so there you go.
1354
01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:40,740
Brad is the same, David Sy.
1355
01:02:40,740 --> 01:02:42,820
Winter we've been in ourselves.
1356
01:02:42,820 --> 01:02:45,500
So that we don't have to do this goddamn podcast anymore.
1357
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,500
(all laughing)
1358
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:50,340
I was the clone, so the clone who got to work for him is shit.
1359
01:02:50,340 --> 01:02:51,780
Yeah, I think he thinks that's what would happen,
1360
01:02:51,780 --> 01:02:56,020
but then again, okay, so that's two fears unlocked tonight.
1361
01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:59,460
I first of a phrase that I'll die by murder in my sleep.
1362
01:02:59,460 --> 01:03:01,100
Secondly, I'm afraid that you will,
1363
01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:03,900
it will clone myself, make my clone go to work,
1364
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:06,900
then my clone will come home,
1365
01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:10,780
and he's sleeping and murder me so that he can take that.
1366
01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:11,900
Yep.
1367
01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:15,140
Because I can tell you one thing my clone's not gonna wanna do,
1368
01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:16,700
and that is ask me to move.
1369
01:03:16,700 --> 01:03:18,820
He'd rather kill me and take my spot.
1370
01:03:18,820 --> 01:03:20,980
My clone's not gonna wanna go to work.
1371
01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:23,180
No, my clone's gonna be like, "Dude, come on.
1372
01:03:23,180 --> 01:03:25,020
"Fra, come on.
1373
01:03:25,020 --> 01:03:27,500
"You're gonna work, man, I'm gonna work tomorrow."
1374
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,340
No, I know you won't.
1375
01:03:28,340 --> 01:03:29,860
You never, you'll always say that clone.
1376
01:03:29,860 --> 01:03:31,020
You never.
1377
01:03:31,020 --> 01:03:33,580
Yeah, dude, a movie like that with Michael Keaton,
1378
01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:35,340
it was a long time ago, it was the--
1379
01:03:35,340 --> 01:03:41,660
Yeah, we've had Alan, we've had multiple questions of this,
1380
01:03:41,660 --> 01:03:44,580
this like what do you call it, cautionary tale,
1381
01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:46,700
where they're like, "Don't clone dinosaurs,
1382
01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:49,540
"don't clone yourself, don't do this, don't do that."
1383
01:03:49,540 --> 01:03:52,940
And yet, we keep doing it because for some reason,
1384
01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:54,620
we think it's gonna end differently this time.
1385
01:03:54,620 --> 01:03:55,740
And guess what?
1386
01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:56,940
It will not.
1387
01:03:56,940 --> 01:04:00,780
If I clone myself, I will murder my own self.
1388
01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:02,700
Either, but I don't know which one of me
1389
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:04,780
is gonna murder the other one.
1390
01:04:04,780 --> 01:04:06,780
You're gonna be like the,
1391
01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:10,540
whether the twins, the Mala twins from Intenseable?
1392
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:13,140
Yeah, you're the clone.
1393
01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:14,620
You're the clone, yeah.
1394
01:04:14,620 --> 01:04:16,780
I'm not the clone, you're the clone.
1395
01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:17,860
I'm the original.
1396
01:04:17,860 --> 01:04:20,060
Exactly, I'm gonna have to write them one on my head,
1397
01:04:20,060 --> 01:04:21,140
so I know I'm the one that's--
1398
01:04:21,140 --> 01:04:23,220
(laughing)
1399
01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:25,340
It was like that movie didn't,
1400
01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:26,900
Arnold's have one of them too.
1401
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:29,940
I blew it was awesome because it was too Arnold talking--
1402
01:04:29,940 --> 01:04:32,340
(screaming)
1403
01:04:32,340 --> 01:04:34,340
(laughing)
1404
01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:36,340
I'm the clone.
1405
01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:38,340
Get to the clone, you clone.
1406
01:04:38,340 --> 01:04:40,100
(laughing)
1407
01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:41,100
Yeah, it's been a--
1408
01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:43,100
You're not the clone, I'm the clone,
1409
01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:43,940
it's not the key to--
1410
01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:45,260
Me, I'm the clone.
1411
01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:47,540
(laughing)
1412
01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:48,540
- There you go, need to see you.
1413
01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:50,300
- Don't clone, kids.
1414
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:52,860
That's all I can really tell you about.
1415
01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:54,380
- Go clone yourself.
1416
01:04:54,380 --> 01:04:55,820
- Yeah, go clone yourself.
1417
01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:58,420
- If you don't like art, go clone yourself
1418
01:04:58,420 --> 01:04:59,900
and then go fuck yourself.
1419
01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:00,980
- Yeah.
1420
01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:02,140
(laughing)
1421
01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:04,420
- You're gonna let the clone, you're gonna let the clone fuck you
1422
01:05:04,420 --> 01:05:05,260
or you fucking fuck--
1423
01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:06,100
I don't really care.
1424
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:06,940
- Yeah.
1425
01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:10,340
- I think we're gonna call it an eyed ladies and gentlemen.
1426
01:05:10,340 --> 01:05:12,740
So thank you for listening.
1427
01:05:12,740 --> 01:05:14,980
We thank you so very much for your time.
1428
01:05:14,980 --> 01:05:16,340
Next week we'll be back.
1429
01:05:16,340 --> 01:05:18,820
That's it.
1430
01:05:18,820 --> 01:05:19,660
We'll be back.
1431
01:05:19,660 --> 01:05:21,540
I don't know what's gonna be next week.
1432
01:05:21,540 --> 01:05:22,380
So we'll be back.
1433
01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:24,380
(laughing)
1434
01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:26,900
We'll see you later.
1435
01:05:26,900 --> 01:05:27,980
- We'll see you later.
1436
01:05:27,980 --> 01:05:28,820
(laughing)
1437
01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:30,220
- All right, it in.
1438
01:05:30,220 --> 01:05:31,060
- Go clone yourself.
1439
01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:31,900
- Oh.
1440
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,060
(laughing)
1441
01:05:33,060 --> 01:05:34,300
- We are laughing.
1442
01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:35,460
(laughing)
1443
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:36,820
And we are very good friends.
1444
01:05:36,820 --> 01:05:37,820
(laughing)
1445
01:05:37,820 --> 01:05:40,060
Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
1446
01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:41,380
(laughing)
1447
01:05:41,380 --> 01:05:43,980
(upbeat music)
1448
01:05:43,980 --> 01:05:57,220
- That's it, man.
1449
01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:58,420
Game over, man.
1450
01:05:58,420 --> 01:05:59,500
That's game over.
1451
01:06:00,340 --> 01:06:01,820
Just hang loose blood.
1452
01:06:01,820 --> 01:06:04,820
(speaking in foreign language)
1453
01:06:04,820 --> 01:06:07,420
(upbeat music)
1454
01:06:07,420 --> 01:06:09,740
(laughing)
1455
01:06:09,740 --> 01:06:10,740
- Oh, what a day.
1456
01:06:10,740 --> 01:06:12,220
(laughing)
1457
01:06:12,220 --> 01:06:13,060
Come home, buddy.
1458
01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:15,060
(laughing)
1459
01:06:15,060 --> 01:06:17,140
- Well, thanks all folks.
1460
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,620
- Master of vista, baby.
1461
01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:20,700
- God damn hit.
1462
01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:23,300
(upbeat music)
1463
01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:25,300
- I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
1464
01:06:25,300 --> 01:06:28,620
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1465
01:06:28,620 --> 01:06:30,100
Surely you can be serious.
1466
01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:32,420
- I am serious and don't call me sure.
1467
01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:36,420
(notification bell chimes)