This week, Parker and Allan are holding down the fort since Fred is late. But fear not, because they are joined by special guests George and Erick from the NC Investigates podcast. Together, they dive into the world of cryptids, paranormal investigations, and the mysterious happenings in the tri-state area of North Carolina, Tennessee, and Georgia. George and Eric share their latest adventures, including a thrilling Bigfoot hunt where they encountered fresh tracks and even a face-to-face sighting! They also discuss their innovative techniques for capturing evidence, from trail cams disguised as wasp nests to 3D scanning of footprints. Meanwhile, Parker laments his garden woes, suspecting a Sasquatch or a very hungry rabbit is munching on his peppers. The conversation takes a spooky turn as they explore paranormal investigations, ghost stories, and the eerie experiences of the NC Investigates team. Erick reveals his fascination with UFOs and the recent surge of sightings in North Carolina, while George teases his upcoming book about paranormal investigators. But it wouldn't be the BLC Podcast without some laughs and friendly competition. The crew engages in a Memorial Day trivia showdown, with Team BLC facing off against Team NCI. Who will come out on top in this battle of wits? Tune in to find out!
This week, Parker and Allan are holding down the fort since Fred is late. But fear not, because they are joined by special guests George and Erick from the NC Investigates podcast. Together, they dive into the world of cryptids, paranormal investigations, and the mysterious happenings in the tri-state area of North Carolina, Tennessee, and Georgia.
George and Eric share their latest adventures, including a thrilling Bigfoot hunt where they encountered fresh tracks and even a face-to-face sighting! They also discuss their innovative techniques for capturing evidence, from trail cams disguised as wasp nests to 3D scanning of footprints. Meanwhile, Parker laments his garden woes, suspecting a Sasquatch or a very hungry rabbit is munching on his peppers.
The conversation takes a spooky turn as they explore paranormal investigations, ghost stories, and the eerie experiences of the NC Investigates team. Erick reveals his fascination with UFOs and the recent surge of sightings in North Carolina, while George teases his upcoming book about paranormal investigators.
But it wouldn't be the BLC Podcast without some laughs and friendly competition. The crew engages in a Memorial Day trivia showdown, with Team BLC facing off against Team NCI. Who will come out on top in this battle of wits? Tune in to find out!
All this and more on this week's episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. Don't forget to like, review, and subscribe!
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00:00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast featuring Archer and Ellen
00:00:57 - Welcome to 143rd episode of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast
00:03:50 - You guys have 13 episodes out, three more in the can
00:04:12 - Something is eating my garden, and it's making my kids very angry
00:08:09 - All of our green peppers and stuff got eaten up, like, already
00:09:34 - You guys went out on the Bigfoot hunt with Scott Carpenter
00:14:34 - We're doing 3d scans of prints to share with other searchers
00:19:04 - Eric: I like the paranormal stuff. I can't deal with the ghosts, Eric
00:20:47 - So you guys, you have another, uh, hunt coming up June 8
00:22:29 - Can talk about George's book. Which I've got to get down and sign
00:23:50 - Eric: North Carolina has been a hotspot lately for UFO activity
00:27:17 - Would kind of freak me out if I was a goat, but still inject
00:29:09 - Welcome back to the 143rd edition of Black podcast, Freddy
00:32:51 - Monday is memorial day, hopefully while you're grilling some delicious burgers
00:33:29 - George: Memorial Day is a big day for everybody. Of course, we celebrate it by partying
00:36:03 - Okay, so here's how this is gonna work
00:38:55 - Welcome to the trivia part of the episode
00:39:58 - Let's start off with what other name Memorial Day is known by
00:43:26 - Team Allen: Memorial Day is recognized on what day each year
00:46:35 - What are the branches of the us military? So just answer one
00:53:00 - Okay, we got the coast guard theme song. What does it mean?
00:54:55 - Major General John A. Logan designated May 30 as Memorial Day in 1971
00:58:41 - I've been seeing cottage cheese related recipes blow up lately
01:02:33 - Every episode ends up with food. Well, food in some way
01:06:33 - Alan: That tofu turkey was delicious. I will eat a gallon of tofu right now
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>> Speaker B: Uh, fasten your seat belts. It's going to be
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man list stars.
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featuring the sultry sound of Fred and also
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Ellen on the board.
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pleasure. We'll see. It fucked up my intro. I know,
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right? Fred's not here. Yeah, I know, right? And Alan's here,
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and Fred's not, so. Yeah, so I'm here.
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>> Speaker B: So we'll do the.
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>> Parker: Very excited to see you this week. Yeah, especially that one guy
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there. Oh, wow. You sound like you're far away.
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Uh, so welcome to the show, everybody.
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>> Parker: Okay, he's back. Uh, we're so glad you joined
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us. Fred may or may not be on with us. Sooner or
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maybe later, we'll see what happens. If nothing happens, we'll also find out.
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just gives more room on the screen for me
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and our buddies, George and Eric from the NC Investigates
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podcast. Bring him on the show, Alan.
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I don't ever get claps. Yeah, you get.
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>> Parker: I have the clap, but not.
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You. So how you guys doing? A while, obviously, George, we've
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had you on the show, uh, you know, a few times now. And,
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Eric, we've. I think you've probably been a listener from day
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one, and we've been trying to get you on the show for one reason or
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another. For about always. So
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get you on well. Right. And then he's the star
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of you guys. So you guys are two of three
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hosts. Right on the inside.
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>> Speaker D: Five people now.
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>> Speaker B: That's a lot of people talking. It's.
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for us to manage three. And one of them doesn't even talk.
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released here soon. And, uh, of course, you guys
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in, in, uh, the North Carolina area and, you know,
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here, Tennessee and Tennessee as well. Okay, so you
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went on a Bigfoot hunt not too long ago, right?
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do everything from us together. We're gonna get Eric
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out there one of these days.
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up with new ways to put trail cams out.
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like that. We're actually going with a higher.
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now with a. What is it? A wasp's nest.
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because they seem to have a problem. Uh, one of the guys,
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Tim's, he'll put up the trail cams and
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it seems they get destroyed, you know,
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>> Speaker D: I don't know. I haven't asked their pronouns yet.
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we'll just call.
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sasquatch is, like, aware of the cameras and it's like, I'm gonna.
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I can get an angle on them, they're not gonna pay attention to it
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as much as town lower.
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cameras up. One was facing this one's
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face this way, but the Bigfoot actually
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blocked this camera off so the other one could come in between
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the cameras and remove the food.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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seems.
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>> Parker: I, uh, think I might have one in my backyard, because we planted a
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garden. It's either a bigfoot or a very small
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rabbit, so it really could be
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either one of the two. But something is eating
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all of the shit in my garden, and it's making my kids and I very
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angry. That's no good. No, because
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we planted all this stuff, and then we're like, this was our first year for a
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garden. We're super excited about it. You know, I was like, we gotta, like, we're
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gonna make our own food. We're gonna, like, live off the land. You know,
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we're men. And as a family, we're men. Um,
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you know, uh, and except for
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the girls. Except for the three fifths. Three fifths of a
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man. All right, we'll take it.
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was here on that one, Alan. So we planted
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the garden, and we, uh, you know, like I said, we.
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tomatoes, all that jazz, you know, a bunch of stuff, onions,
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so far that's still very small, but, uh, uh,
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it was growing. And then all of a sudden, we went out the other morning, I was like, why
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pepper plants? They were totally eaten off. So it could have
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been a sasquatch, or it could have been a
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rabbit.
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we have at least two rabbits that we know of that live, like, in this
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area.
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sasquatches.
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somewhere to go and, you know.
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just want one pepper this year. We'll see what happens.
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to the grocery store for $3 and get a whole
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plants worth. I'm spending time every
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single day out here, like, looking at things.
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year. We had more tomatoes and more peppers than we
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could use.
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>> Parker: See, that's what everybody says. And we did, like I said, we did, all of our green
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peppers and stuff got eaten up, like, already. So I think those guys are probably
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toast with no leaves or anything. They're not gonna do anything.
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maybe we'll grab some other ones. But then, uh, like I said, the
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tomatoes are starting to grow. We're starting to get a little action
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from those guys, so I'll be excited to
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>> Speaker B: Well, I had to build a fence around ours because the deer kept beating
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them. I've got 25
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deer around here.
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Wow.
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>> Freddy: Uh.
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>> Parker: Oh, dear.
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>> Speaker B: 25 pounds.
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>> Parker: Oh, dear. Nice,
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>> Speaker D: Like, on that eight crazy nights or
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whatever. That movie, all the deer running around.
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That movie. Adam Sandler movie. Cartoon.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker D: That's what you got in your backyard. Bunch of deer
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in the front yard.
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>> Parker: All the yards.
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>> Speaker B: I got about 50. Turkey and a
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bear.
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>> Parker: Huh? And a bear.
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>> Speaker B: Wow.
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>> Speaker D: And a sasquatch.
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>> Speaker B: No. No sasquatch. Yeah.
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>> Parker: Yet. Unless they followed you.
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went out on the. Can you kind of tell me a little bit about the hunt? I'm just
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really, seriously curious about.
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>> Speaker B: Okay.
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>> Parker: How it works.
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>> Speaker B: No problem. We, uh, we had hardly
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going out, and he went up. He found us a research area
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up. Our niece, Tennessee, he actually went to one of
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Scott Carpenter M. And everybody knows Scott Carpenter in the
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Bigfoot business. And he passed
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away and hardly got to know,
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uh, his son, and he got to
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spot. We go down, and, uh, the bigfoot
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and dog men run Scott Carpenter out there.
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>> Parker: Oh, really?
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>> Speaker B: So, yeah, they surrounded him and all kinds of stuff scared him
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to death.
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>> Parker: Wow.
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>> Speaker B: So we went up there because we'd found all
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kind of, he'd found all kinds of sign and we
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found sign of deer. We found uh,
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elk sign, we found bear. We found bobcat.
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We found squirrels, birds, all this stuff. So we know
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there's plenty of food. We found a creek on the,
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uh, right hand side. There's plenty of water.
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So we get up here in a research area and we're looking around
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and we find the first thing we find in the tree
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arch where they had bent the tree over. It's about
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probably two and a half, three inches in diameter
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had been bent over and another tree put on the end
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of it to hold it into an archway.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Speaker B: And, uh, we know it wasn't natural because
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the stump for the, the tree that's holding it down
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was about 30ft the other way.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Speaker B: So, and then we, we kept finding twist
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breaks on fresh limbs. Figure
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an inch and a half limited. Just twist it and snap it
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over.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Speaker B: And, uh, uh, we found the big
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x's and all that other stuff. But we found a dog
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man print. It was five and a half inches
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wide, about six inches long.
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>> Parker: Oh, wow.
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>> Speaker B: It was huge.
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>> Parker: That sounds huge.
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>> Speaker B: And, uh, that's what she said.
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>> Speaker D: Sorry, guys.
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>> Parker: No, it's true.
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>> Speaker D: I've never grown up.
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>> Speaker B: You're good. It's good.
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>> Parker: He took my line.
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>> Speaker D: Well, we are related.
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>> Parker: So
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dog man is different than task watch. Right. So can you tell
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me like. Okay, so, but they like, they hang together or they
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kind of like live in this? They cohabitate or are they cool with each
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other?
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>> Speaker B: They used to be competitors, uh,
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for the areas. But these seem like they're working
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together.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Speaker B: Because there's no, we haven't seen any
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type of evidence of them fighting
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or blood or fur or nothing like that.
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We'd find something.
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>> Parker: Sure.
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>> Speaker B: And, um, we actually were so
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close behind one of the dog men. We've come to a
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fresh track. It was less than 20 minutes
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old.
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>> Parker: Wow.
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>> Speaker B: Up there. Well, on the way back, we decided
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to, Harley and I decided to drop
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off into this flat area, investigate
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it by Robert. His wife went down the dirt
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road and uh, we went
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up this flat, investigated it, come up on the
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hill and about 20 foot away was another
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hill right directly across from us. And we had a little valley in
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between us full of, um, Laurel
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thicket and Harley
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punt. Looks mean. He punches me in ribs and go, look there. There he
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is. There he is. I said, harley, that's a
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shadow. He said, no, man,
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that's it.
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>> Parker: Serious.
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>> Speaker B: I said, hardy, that's a shadow.
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He said, no, no, wait right here. I'm going to get a
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closer look. Okay.
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So I'm waiting there looking at this shadow. Hardly
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goes down. About 14 foot down below me, down this
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hill, he steps on him, I think,
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pow. And my
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shadow leans out and puts
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his arm up on the tree like this to
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balance itself. And I can see from the waist
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up, it was every bit of four foot wide through the
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shoulders, had no neck. The
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shoulders come up to the side of the head. Its head was
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conical and had hair sticking up. So we
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named it alfalfa.
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And then it stretched out a little bit more than I
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hollered because I got excited. And he stood
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up. When he stood up, I seen the branch
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his head was at and like an idiot,
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I took off after it. Because
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that's what you want to do is chase a critter that's eight and a half
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feet tall and 900 pounds that can rip you in
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half.
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>> Parker: Great idea.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. I'm not real bright. So take off
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down the hill. I pass Harley and we up the
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other side and it's
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gone. It moved that fast.
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And we found three toe prints
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and a little sand hill and
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a little bit of a toe print. A little bit of a big toe
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print.
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I'll look at that limb where his head was. It was
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two and a half feet taller than me. I'm
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6ft.
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>> Parker: Wow.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah, we've got now more
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tools. We got uh, now we're going to, we, instead of
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casting, we're doing 3d scans of the,
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of the prints and everything. And that's easy way
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to share with other, other
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communities and people, other
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searchers. Yeah.
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>> Parker: That's cool. You can do is, how do you do the 3d, is it like you take, just
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take a picture of it.
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>> Speaker B: And it can scan. It's a, uh, it's a scan you got on your
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phone. It's called polycam.
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And we scan it and it actually reads it into the
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camera and gives you a 3d image of
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it.
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>> Parker: It's pretty cool.
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>> Speaker D: Uh, which we can in turn also do like a 3d
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print.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Speaker D: Uh, of whatever scanned. Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: And we also put on, uh, I've got a
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magnetometer on, so we can read the magnetic
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pulls of the earth and get the differentials of where
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these creatures are at and what's kind of affecting why they're
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there. We put on what else I
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put on, we put all kinds of fun stuff in our cameras, our
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phones, we put back cameras on. We're actually all
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wearing back cameras now. I put, I got a fire glass that
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has a camera built in on the front of it.
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So we're looking forward and back with cameras. Now.
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>> Speaker D: We, uh, have the thermals. Tim has the thermals.
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>> Speaker B: I got, we got thermals. I got thermal on my phone
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too. And we get, we got all kinds of cool
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stuff. Now we're starting to kind of getting it
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together, man.
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>> Speaker D: We can together got a 363
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60.
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>> Parker: Camera like an Xbox 360.
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I was like, cool.
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>> Speaker D: No, yeah. Well, actually we have, I do have a,
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uh, I do have a kinect that we're
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using for the paranormal
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investigation.
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>> Parker: That's what. I wasn't sure if that had something to do because, you know.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah, I do have that. But we also have a, uh, one of those
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samsung, you know, 360.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's cool. So you can put those on a tripod, right, or something like
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that.
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>> Speaker D: Yep. And just leave it out there and see what.
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>> Speaker B: We're gonna put him in the back of the truck with the
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360 camera and he can keep an eye on
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everything right there at the base camp.
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>> Parker: Yep.
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>> Freddy: Yep.
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>> Speaker B: We got plans for him. He just don't know it yet.
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>> Speaker D: It's just, it's tough for me to get out there for, you
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know, 8 hours at a time or whatever with
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my condition, you know, sometimes.
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>> Parker: Sure.
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>> Speaker B: Well, the good, the good thing is where we're going to, it's
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so active. You don't have to be out there for 8 hours.
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Get activity. We went out for
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our last hunt was only 4 hours long. And I got
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whistles back. We, uh,
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got hit, uh, by infrasound.
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But they call zapped.
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>> Speaker D: Wasn'T there knocking. The knocking and the
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day. Throw, throw stones.
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>> Speaker B: Not this time. Not when last time we went out. Last time harley went out,
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they did harley.
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>> Speaker D: Harley's actually interacted with them that he's put out
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gifts like peanut butter or something,
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and they will open the jar
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and eat it and then return the
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jar.
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>> Speaker B: But I got, they got mad at my gift.
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I took him a pig, a dog toy pig. A
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squeaks real loud and we put it up against
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a tree. This tree about probably five
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and a half, six foot up. We put the pig air and
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left it. Well, hardly goes back and the
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pig's gone. But this tree
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that's twelve inches, around ten inch round
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is snapped into four pieces.
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Apparently, uh, it pissed them off to get the pig.
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>> Parker: He probably squeezed it and scared him.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. Or,
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yeah, yeah.
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>> Speaker D: But these guys have been doing all the good
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investigating. And, and we have a, uh, you know, we
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have some investigations that go
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on in Georgia.
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>> Parker: Mostly North Carolina, because, I
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mean, Georgia is pretty mountainous as well, right? Yeah.
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Um, so you guys have done them in Georgia or North
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Carolina? In Tennessee, you said?
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, so far. I'm going to do another hunt. And, uh, me and
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Robert, uh, June 8, down at Lake
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James.
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>> Parker: Nice.
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>> Speaker B: So cool. It's gonna be an all
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nighter.
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>> Parker: That's awesome, man. So are you guys gonna. Just curious, do you
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guys do like, are you gonna podcast from it or you gonna like, record?
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>> Speaker B: I'm gonna start recording all stories. You were super quiet.
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>> Parker: I didn't know if you had to be, how
455
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talkative. I guess you have to be pretty quiet when you're hunting.
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>> Speaker D: They know you're there.
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>> Speaker B: I know you there and says you hit the woods, you ain't gonna
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surprise them.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Speaker B: And, uh, if you're there, if you're talking and laughing, cutting up, a lot of times
461
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they'll come in just to see what's going
462
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on, what you're doing.
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>> Parker: Interesting. Okay. That's what we need to do.
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>> Speaker D: Alan.
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>> Parker: We need to go.
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>> Speaker D: You guys need to go out there. That'd be fun.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Y'all are welcome anytime.
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>> Parker: We'll leave a mic out in the middle of the woods.
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>> Speaker D: See, I'm more. They're more into the, uh, talks to
471
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it. Yeah, they more. They handle more of the sasquatch
472
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stuff. I like the paranormal stuff. The ghosts,
473
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the UFO's.
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>> Parker: I can't deal with the ghosts, Eric.
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>> Speaker D: In fact, uh, Robert, one of our guys has
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his own cemetery.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, and a hearse.
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>> Parker: Well, that. But how do you like, invest. Do you
479
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invest in a cemetery? I don't know how that works.
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>> Speaker D: It's a family plot, I think.
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>> Speaker B: Family thing he bought.
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>> Speaker D: But, uh, I'd like to go out there and
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do a. A nice
484
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investigation. Yeah, it's just getting my body
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out there that's the hard part.
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>> Speaker B: Well, yeah, but last time we went to these Tennessee,
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we. Robert actually got to hear
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disembodied voices
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at a graveyard.
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>> Parker: See, that's cool.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, bother me none.
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>> Parker: Uh, let's go be ghost hunters. Alan, we had a ghost. And you know, back in
493
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48. Yeah, the fortress in the house. We had a ghost here.
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>> Speaker D: So all three of us have lived.
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>> Parker: There you go.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, but I feel bad for the ghost.
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>> Parker: I know, right? I felt the same way. My support goes, man.
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It's like I'm trapped here with these idiots.
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Okay, well, at least they hurt each other for my amusement.
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Do anything about that, so. Well, that's cool, man.
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So you guys, you have, you said you have another, uh, hunt coming up June
502
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8? Is that like, do you guys do it at night? During the
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day?
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>> Speaker B: Well, that was going to be, we're going to be doing, uh, we're
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working with Bigfoot 911 out of Marion.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Speaker B: So we're going to be doing some classes. We're going to be doing,
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uh, different stuff with them, doing some early
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investigation, and we're going to be working at night.
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>> Parker: Cool.
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>> Speaker B: Motor Franklin sometime in June.
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>> Parker: Okay. Oh, wow. So, yeah, so this is like, I mean, these guys
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are doing it pretty regularly then, huh? Huh?
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah, we work, we're working with other groups besides just
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us. Uh, we got our group in
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NCI, then we go work with Bigfoot
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911 because we're members there,
518
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too. And then we're going to go work with, uh, dirty
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south squatching, which is up in Franklin and all that area
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standing in. Then I've also got a friend in
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Georgia. We can go down and work with her.
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>> Speaker D: Yep.
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>> Parker: Nice. Crazy. I think that's so cool, man. That's
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like, this is a world that I didn't even know existed, you know? And
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that's mostly just the Bigfoot stuff. And then do you guys do the
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paranormal stuff separate?
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>> Speaker B: We do, yes, we do.
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>> Parker: Combined.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. Let's under go dark paranormal. We
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do that. And now, uh, we've got at least two
531
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investigations I know of
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paranormal lined up.
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>> Parker: Excellent. That's awesome.
534
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>> Speaker B: And I love it all. I don't care if it's flying into
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space or the ghost or the
536
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Bigfoot or dog man. I love it all. I don't
537
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care.
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>> Parker: Yeah, it's interesting, man. Like I said, it's crazy to think, you know,
539
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that's like, I mean, I mean, it makes sense. We're surrounded by stuff we don't know about, you
540
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know, I mean, I get it. You know, it's just
541
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crazy to think that, um, and
542
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since we're here, we.
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>> Speaker D: Can talk about George's book.
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah, of course.
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>> Speaker B: Thank you, Eric.
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>> Speaker D: USA edition. And his second
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book.
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>> Freddy: Heck, yeah.
549
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>> Parker: Well, one of the times he was on the show, we was winning,
550
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actually, I met him.
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>> Speaker D: I met him to.
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>> Parker: That's how you met him, to sign my book?
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>> Speaker D: Yeah, monsters of the world, his second book, so.
554
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>> Speaker B: Which I've got to get down and sign that one. I haven't signed it yet. Uh,
555
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yeah, you know,
556
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I'm working on a third one, too, so. Oh, cool.
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>> Parker: Okay, cool.
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>> Speaker B: It's about, it's a story about a
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uh, pair. A group of paranormal
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investigators.
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>> Parker: Nice.
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>> Speaker D: And their producer.
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>> Parker: Wherever did you come up with that idea?
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>> Speaker B: Character in a wheelchair.
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>> Freddy: Yep.
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>> Speaker D: The doctor x.
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>> Parker: It'd be like a scary movie.
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>> Freddy: It was his name.
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>> Parker: It was in the wheelchair.
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>> Speaker D: Um. Oh, that was, uh,
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David Cross.
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>> Parker: David Cross.
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>> Speaker D: And his hair kept.
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Yeah, that would be me. I guess I'll be
575
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in the background. Uh, but, yeah, I'm dying to get out
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there for. For an investigation
577
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because there's. There's some really good stuff out there to
578
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see.
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>> Parker: That's cool. Yeah.
580
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So, Eric, you were saying you're. You're more into, like, aliens
581
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and, like, the paranormal stuff? What, um. Um,
582
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have you guys ever done any kind of, like, UFO
583
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investigations? Is that anything that's, like, relevant to us, uh, around
584
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here or not?
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>> Speaker D: Since we've been together, um. Um,
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Robert's been out and he's got a property up in, uh, near
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Mount Mitchell. So he goes up there. He says he's been
588
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seeing some really wild stuff up there
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in North Carolina. And it seems like North Carolina has been
590
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a hotspot lately for UFO
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activity.
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>> Parker: Interesting. Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Now, you know, Alan, and plus you have all
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the. All the indian cemeteries and all that history out
595
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there, so there's a lot of lore that, you
596
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know, stories of, you know,
597
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things coming out of the sky and spirits
598
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and all that. So. Yeah, that's. That's what gets
599
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me. The Bigfoot is all
600
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brand new to me because there's
601
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no Bigfoot in Puerto Rico.
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>> Parker: It's true. What's the equivalent of big,
603
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uh.
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>> Speaker D: I guess it would be a chupacabra first.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah. Because the chupacabra in Puerto Rico is different than the one
607
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in the southwest.
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>> Parker: Yes, it is. He's different. How?
609
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What's. What's the difference? What. Explain to
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me.
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>> Speaker D: He wears a straw hat.
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>> Parker: That's all I needed to know. Thank you very much. Where's the drum roll? Where's the
613
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production?
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There we go.
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>> Speaker D: Now, the Puerto Rico chupacabra is
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more known as a, uh. It's
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a more of a monster looking.
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>> Parker: Yes.
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>> Speaker D: Red eyes, scales.
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>> Parker: That's more like an alien than anything.
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>> Speaker D: More than alien. Big, long fan.
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>> Speaker B: Reptilian.
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>> Speaker D: A reptilian. That would
624
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suck the goats blood. That's what chupacabra means,
625
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is goat sucker. The one
626
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in the southwest. And what you see in Texas,
627
00:25:51,946 --> 00:25:54,838
Mexico, Arizona, is more like a
628
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dog hybrid.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Like creature.
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>> Parker: Right, right. This is like a big mean dog.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: That. Some believe it might be a mutated, you know,
634
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fox or something like that. You never know.
635
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>> Parker: Yeah.
636
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>> Speaker D: Area.
637
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>> Speaker B: In Mexico. There's no telling what happened.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's exactly. We've all seen dust till dawn.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, we know.
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>> Parker: We know how it goes. Because when the,
641
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uh. When we were younger, they had these. The magazines.
642
00:26:26,612 --> 00:26:29,292
It was like the Inquirer here, but they were magazines,
643
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and it was like that boy and bat.
644
00:26:32,172 --> 00:26:32,310
>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Speaker D: Ah.
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>> Parker: Weekly world news or whatever.
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>> Speaker D: Weekly World news.
648
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>> Parker: But for us, it was a magazine.
649
00:26:39,084 --> 00:26:42,052
Remember, Vega? Uh, or something? It
650
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,144
was a magazine. And it would have all this.
651
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>> Speaker D: You see, the Chupacabra thing didn't
652
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manifest itself till right at the time I
653
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had started to leave Puerto Rico.
654
00:26:52,722 --> 00:26:55,666
Alan was there for a little bit longer, so he got
655
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to experience the big phenomenon. Um, yeah, that's when it
656
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happened.
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>> Parker: It was awesome.
658
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>> Speaker D: He froze.
659
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>> Parker: Somebody froze. I thought it was me for a second.
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>> Speaker B: Wasn't me.
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>> Parker: Okay, well, no, we're still here.
662
00:27:10,594 --> 00:27:13,490
Yeah, we're still here. It's fine. We're going to keep going. Screw Alan.
663
00:27:13,522 --> 00:27:14,074
He's an idiot.
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>> Speaker D: Anyway, we love you, Allen.
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00:27:16,266 --> 00:27:17,058
>> Parker: Yeah. Ah, f. Allen.
666
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Allen sucks. So, anyway, uh, well, that
667
00:27:20,088 --> 00:27:23,056
is pretty crazy, though, because, I mean, that's like I said, the chupacabra
668
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,680
thing would. Would kind of freak me the hell out, I guess,
669
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more so if I was a goat, but still
670
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inject.
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>> Speaker D: Yeah.
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>> Speaker B: I can say where you'd be. Have a problem as a goat?
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>> Parker: Yeah, I think it's a goat. I'd be like, oh, some. This is. This is a
674
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,504
real threat to my existence. Like, as a guy. Like, I could probably just
675
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close it.
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>> Speaker D: But there's a, uh. You know, there's the folklore of
677
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something here in South Carolina. Some kind of swamp
678
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creature or something like that. Uh,
679
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yeah. So it's similar. Something
680
00:27:52,090 --> 00:27:52,694
similar.
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>> Parker: No, you know, I prefer the
682
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chupacabra. I think it's cooler name and less
683
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likely to affect me personally, because, again, not.
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>> Speaker D: You're not a goat, so.
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>> Parker: But I could be in a swamp. That's feasible.
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>> Speaker D: You are the goat.
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>> Parker: I'm by no means the goat.
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>> Speaker D: Podcasting goat.
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>> Parker: No, no, that's. That's all Fred.
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Uh, but no, you know, of course, like I said, I appreciate you guys
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for coming on. Of course. But I don't know
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what happened to Alan. So we're going to take a quick break,
693
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and we'll try to get him back, and maybe Fred will join us,
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too. We'll be right back. The Black
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Lincoln collective podcast will return after a
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Welcome back to the 143rd edition of
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Black podcast. We've got the whole crew
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in check now, finally. Welcome to the show,
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Freddy.
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>> Freddy: Hey, what's going on, man?
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>> Parker: I'm trying to see if you're gonna get. See? You got applause.
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Ah, you
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should have heard the applause.
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>> Freddy: Oh, yeah.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, um.
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>> Parker: My God.
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>> Freddy: Yeah,
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yeah. We stuck backstage, man, and I was like, come on,
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man. I want. I had a good joke, too. Y'all saw my, uh.
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>> Speaker D: Cooper, uh.
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>> Freddy: Chopper. What?
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>> Speaker B: Cooper?
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>> Parker: Chopper. Chopper. Chopper.
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Tell us about the joke. Tell us the joke. I got it.
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>> Freddy: I was like, y'all, somebody. He's eating goats. I was like, well, hope he eat Tom
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Brady ass.
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>> Parker: Did you hear what Eric called me? The podcast goat.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, that's what.
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>> Parker: Yeah, uh, put that in the promo,
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Fred. One of you guys, please.
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I'm too lazy to do it
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because I'm not the kid, but welcome back to the show. We're so
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glad that Fred has been able to join us. Of course, we're still joined by
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our buddies, George and Eric from the NC Investigates podcast. Check
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them out on Facebook. Just, uh, look up NC investigates,
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and you will find them. That's how I did it.
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So welcome back to the show,
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guys.
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>> Speaker D: I'm still looking for it.
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>> Parker: You'll find it. Take your time.
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Hey, again. So, Fred, twelve episodes in
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13 or 13 episodes in three in the can. Well,
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on the way.
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>> Freddy: All right, man. That's what's up.
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>> Parker: But they actually do stuff, and we don't do that. They.
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>> Freddy: Oh, yeah.
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>> Parker: Like, investigate stuff and actually, like, probably research
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and, uh, you know, all those things that we don't
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do.
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>> Freddy: We fly by night, baby.
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>> Parker: Right. We're lucky to write
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things down.
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That's what makes it work.
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>> Speaker B: Yeah, well, that's pretty much the way
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our podcasts are, too, so don't feel bad.
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>> Parker: Yeah, well, yeah, but you guys are, like I said, it's. I think it's. You
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know, I. I think it's awesome, actually, that you guys. Because, of course, Alan and I
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were on it at one point, I think, like, your third or fourth
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episode. But like I said, I could
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tell those guys, they're very smart, very, very knowledgeable about all
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this experience, which is, I mean, makes a
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difference, you know, like. Like you said, even though, you
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know, anybody can really be like, oh, I read this article,
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and this was my, you know, impression of
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it.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: And so I'm an. I'm an expert or whatever, but, you know,
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you guys actually have legitimate. Like, I
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have. I saw that guy. You know what I mean? Like, yeah.
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>> Freddy: Uh, okay.
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>> Parker: You have experience and knowledge that, you know, is just. It's kind of hard
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to. You know, it's no doubt that it's coming from
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a place of knowledge and not just, like, some guy who, you know,
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thinks he knows what he's talking about, like us.
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>> Speaker B: Well, appreciate that.
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>> Freddy: Uh, I don't think anybody.
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>> Speaker D: I think they know what they're talking about.
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>> Parker: I think we know. I thought you knew what I was talking about, Fred.
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>> Freddy: Uh, I'll never know what you're talking about, man.
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>> Parker: I don't really know, either.
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>> Freddy: I just get in here and be like, yeah, yeah.
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>> Parker: This is time away from my family. Yeah,
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let's do a three hour show.
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>> Freddy: Talk about it, man.
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>> Parker: Let's talk about our marks. We're gonna go
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through every animal letter by letter.
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That's what we're gonna get to by episode. Like, 200. We'll be like,
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so, uh, today's letter c. What
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can you think of this starts with the letter c, Fred.
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>> Speaker D: Cancer.
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>> Parker: You got it, Fred. That's what happened
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when you save it, as always.
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>> Freddy: I threw that out there way ahead.
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>> Parker: Of time, that's for sure.
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Well, guys, uh, you know, of course, it is Monday. If
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you're listening to this on the first day that comes out, you're
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listening to it on memorial day, hopefully while
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you're grilling some delicious burgers and steaks.
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>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
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>> Parker: Can't wait. I'm excited. You guys doing
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anything special?
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Bread, burger.
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>> Freddy: Well, burgers. We was trying to go to the
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lake. You know what I'm saying? We wanted to go like,
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uh, no,
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I still ain't seen that movie yet.
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>> Parker: Let's continue.
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Uh.
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Uh,
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so, George, what can you tell us about Lake Lanier? Where is
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it located? Oh, Lake Lanier.
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>> Speaker B: The haunted lake. I love it.
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Love lake Lanier.
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>> Freddy: What's at the bottom of it?
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>> Speaker D: Pot of gold.
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>> Parker: It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing.
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>> Freddy: You got that right. It's a pot of gold. That is a pot of
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gold right there. Like, gold, for sure.
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So such a, uh, inside, uh, blacklight
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collective joke that, like, only three
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know.
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>> Parker: About it, and you probably can't tell who's the one who's the butt of this
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joke. And yet, obviously,
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which is fine. That's totally fine. But no. So,
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um, you, Fred, you're going
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try to go to the lake.
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>> Freddy: We want to go to the lake, man. But I
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don't know. Like, I think we waited a little bit too late.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Uh, so we're just probably gonna grill
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some hot dogs, hamburgers.
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>> Speaker B: There you go.
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>> Parker: There you go. That's my
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good.
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>> Speaker D: Go to.
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>> Parker: You know, memorial Day. Man, what a day. So,
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obviously, it's. It's a, uh, it's an important day for
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everybody. Of course, we celebrate it by partying, which is crazy to think,
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but, I mean, I guess that's kind of what.
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>> Freddy: Right?
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>> Parker: People who are on the other end of celebrating Memorial Day would
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be like, hell, yeah, throw a party for me.
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>> Freddy: Right. It's like.
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>> Parker: Right, right, right.
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>> Freddy: Is it strictly military or.
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>> Parker: Yeah. So, like, people who died in military, in the
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wars.
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>> Freddy: Grandma.
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>> Parker: There'S nothing you. No one saying you can't remember your
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grandmother that day.
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>> Freddy: Okay?
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>> Parker: Yeah, but that's the dead, right?
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I would like it. Speak Spanish the whole time?
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No.
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>> Freddy: I wish I was like.
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>> Parker: So this is why. See, this is
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why George, the first half of the show was all information. It
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was, tell me about exchange of information.
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How, uh, now it's all that
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shit. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: All right.
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>> Parker: No, it's always fun, but if you never, like, um. We just
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never know where it's gonna go.
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So, speaking of going, where we
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go to this trivia.
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>> Freddy: Oh, we got some trivia.
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>> Parker: It's terrible. Yeah, that's not my best terrible,
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but. So we got some memorial day
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quiv. Trivia and questions and answers.
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Well, I won't tell you the answers until it's
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time. First, the way we're gonna do
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this is. I. I feel. Okay, so
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here's how this is gonna work. Short. I was gonna let you know. I feel
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like you and Eric are going to be excellent at this.
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And I am certain that Alan
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and Fred are going to be terrible at this.
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>> Freddy: See, I think I, uh. Man, you know, you you
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like, oh for five. And this, every time we have a guest, we do.
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah, no, I'm Darren.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, you're gonna kill it.
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>> Parker: But now they have a team, and.
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>> Freddy: Then we kill it.
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>> Parker: And I think we should make it effort. I think we should make it a team
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effort.
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>> Freddy: Oh, BLC.
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>> Parker: M. Because he looked right down the middle. Team BLC on the
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side. And then. Okay,
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and then Eric and George. Team NCI. Oh,
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NCI v. BLC.
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Acronym.
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I don't know.
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>> Speaker D: Some good answers out of his.
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>> Parker: He's not gonna. He's not gonna do these.
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>> Freddy: That sounds like a Navy
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investigator, right?
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>> Parker: As I say, an NCIS UBS.
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>> Speaker D: George and I both were in the Navy.
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>> Parker: That's right.
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>> Freddy: Oh, look at that.
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>> Speaker D: George used to what? Used to build bombs.
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>> Speaker B: Odds of gunners, mate.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I saw him with the gun. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Dude, it freaked me out. Today, I was
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downtown Greenville, I saw a dude walking the street
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in a naval uniform. Uh,
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I was like, was he a
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scarier? He looked like a
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sperm. He's a seaman put his
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little hat on.
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>> Parker: I'm sure it just freaked him out because it was not expected to be
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seen. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: I mean, I was like, we are nowhere near the water.
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Like, what you doing all the way up here,
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but.
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>> Speaker B: Well, when you.
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>> Speaker D: When you graduate boot camp, the first six months,
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any time you go out in public, you have to go with
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uniform.
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>> Freddy: Really?
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>> Speaker D: Yeah, that's how it was.
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>> Freddy: There you go. That's amazing.
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>> Speaker D: That's. So everybody knows you're a semen, right?
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>> Freddy: There you go. One of the million.
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>> Parker: Ten millions. Today, I
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was driving home, and I saw a truck, and on
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the back of it, it said, scrubs in motor. Scrubs on wheels.
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And I was like, oh, scrubs on wheels. Fred and Alan must be in there
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and you weren't. Freaked
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me out. And I almost
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took a picture of it. Had I not been driving a, uh,
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vehicle at 70 miles an hour, I would have taken a picture of it and sent it to you and
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said that joke instead of waiting to show you to you on the podcast.
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Right. Uh, but I can't take it back now.
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So under the trivia, just like we have been talking about for the last.
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Welcome to the trivia part of the episode.
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So feel free to just say.
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Say NCI or BLC to ring in. How about
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that? All right, so
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we. I'm just gonna ask some of these. I'm, um. Alan's gonna keep track
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of the score. Maybe I won't.
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All right, fine. I'll keep track of the story.
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>> Freddy: The family on family feud don't keep their
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border.
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>> Parker: Yeah, but the family on family view has no interest in wedding.
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>> Speaker B: We have.
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>> Parker: I'm just letting you guys know, if you.
938
00:39:36,014 --> 00:39:39,014
If we lose. If team blz loses,
939
00:39:39,174 --> 00:39:41,794
they take our podcast. It's. This is for peaks.
940
00:39:42,774 --> 00:39:44,354
We're racing for peaks.
941
00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,512
If you say that they're going to lose on purpose.
942
00:39:48,648 --> 00:39:51,304
>> Speaker D: Yeah, one
943
00:39:51,344 --> 00:39:52,752
podcast is bad enough.
944
00:39:52,888 --> 00:39:55,688
>> Parker: We don't want that. Immediately, they both disconnect.
945
00:39:55,736 --> 00:39:56,684
Like, game over.
946
00:39:58,784 --> 00:40:01,404
All right, so I'm keeping score, as I should.
947
00:40:01,704 --> 00:40:04,168
And we'll start off right here with
948
00:40:04,216 --> 00:40:07,168
what other name is Memorial Day known
949
00:40:07,216 --> 00:40:07,804
by.
950
00:40:11,184 --> 00:40:14,074
Do I need to give options? Because I don't have them. I have to mix that
951
00:40:14,074 --> 00:40:14,210
up.
952
00:40:14,242 --> 00:40:15,814
>> Speaker D: Is it Armistice day?
953
00:40:16,634 --> 00:40:19,538
>> Parker: No, it is not. But we don't. That's great, because you
954
00:40:19,546 --> 00:40:21,042
know what? We don't count negative points.
955
00:40:21,138 --> 00:40:22,334
>> Speaker D: The day of the dead.
956
00:40:23,114 --> 00:40:25,786
>> Parker: Incorrect. More.
957
00:40:25,810 --> 00:40:27,954
Guess. I give each one of you a guess, and then.
958
00:40:28,034 --> 00:40:30,050
>> Freddy: What did you say, George? You said something. M George.
959
00:40:30,202 --> 00:40:32,498
>> Speaker B: VJ V day. Victory day.
960
00:40:32,586 --> 00:40:32,858
>> Parker: No.
961
00:40:32,906 --> 00:40:34,514
>> Speaker D: BJ Victory. Japan day.
962
00:40:34,634 --> 00:40:36,978
>> Freddy: I'm gonna say is that we fall in tour.
963
00:40:37,066 --> 00:40:39,818
>> Speaker D: Yeah. Was victory. You're a
964
00:40:39,866 --> 00:40:40,754
victory, Japan.
965
00:40:40,834 --> 00:40:41,026
>> Freddy: Yeah.
966
00:40:41,050 --> 00:40:43,334
>> Parker: I thought it was just the day that soldiers came back.
967
00:40:46,114 --> 00:40:47,414
>> Freddy: What day was that?
968
00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:50,666
Huh?
969
00:40:50,810 --> 00:40:53,698
>> Parker: Makes sense. No? So the answer is Memorial
970
00:40:53,746 --> 00:40:56,690
Day is commonly known as decoration
971
00:40:56,762 --> 00:40:57,374
Day.
972
00:41:04,354 --> 00:41:06,970
Yeah, and Memorial Day was originally established to
973
00:41:07,002 --> 00:41:09,962
honor. Established to honor the fallen soldiers. Of which
974
00:41:10,018 --> 00:41:11,980
war, Freddie or whoever?
975
00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:14,184
>> Freddy: Um. World War one.
976
00:41:15,644 --> 00:41:17,664
>> Speaker D: No, no, civil war.
977
00:41:18,164 --> 00:41:20,304
>> Parker: Civil war is correct. That's one point.
978
00:41:21,844 --> 00:41:24,596
Civil NCI. We're already behind Fred, and I'm
979
00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:27,316
already. I'm gonna have to start texting you the answer
980
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,384
questions.
981
00:41:31,644 --> 00:41:34,428
So let's, uh, see. Who was the only
982
00:41:34,516 --> 00:41:37,180
woman to ever be awarded the Medal of
983
00:41:37,212 --> 00:41:40,044
Honor? And I'll give you a hint. She is a doctor.
984
00:41:40,704 --> 00:41:42,164
Cynthia Rothris
985
00:41:42,984 --> 00:41:45,872
Quinn. I was going to say
986
00:41:45,968 --> 00:41:48,824
patches of doctor Julian.
987
00:41:48,864 --> 00:41:51,752
She should have won one. No, it's, uh. This is a tough one.
988
00:41:51,768 --> 00:41:54,768
I. Like I said, that's why, like I said, I don't. Didn't think our guys were going
989
00:41:54,776 --> 00:41:57,584
to be able to do this. Doctor Mary
990
00:41:57,624 --> 00:41:58,404
Walker.
991
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:02,684
M Johnny's wife.
992
00:42:03,744 --> 00:42:05,524
Johnny's wife. Yeah.
993
00:42:06,864 --> 00:42:08,884
No points awarded in that round.
994
00:42:10,054 --> 00:42:13,034
You guys, what's the official song of the US army?
995
00:42:14,054 --> 00:42:15,994
>> Speaker D: The Kasin song.
996
00:42:17,774 --> 00:42:20,662
>> Parker: I, um, don't know what that means, but I also don't know what this
997
00:42:20,718 --> 00:42:21,838
word is, so.
998
00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:23,234
>> Freddy: Imperial march.
999
00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:26,918
>> Parker: It's the. The army goes rolling around.
1000
00:42:27,046 --> 00:42:29,274
Rolling along. See, I can't read.
1001
00:42:34,734 --> 00:42:37,120
>> Speaker D: No, no, it's not. No, it's,
1002
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,046
um. God, we had to play it
1003
00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:43,014
before every football game because we were in an army base growing
1004
00:42:43,054 --> 00:42:43,634
up.
1005
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:52,300
>> Parker: Uh,
1006
00:42:57,254 --> 00:42:59,678
I'm gonna give that to him. You, uh, guys are now
1007
00:42:59,726 --> 00:43:01,406
two. Down by two.
1008
00:43:01,510 --> 00:43:03,434
>> Freddy: Down by two. How many questions?
1009
00:43:03,574 --> 00:43:06,562
>> Parker: Uh, uh, 403. Oh, it's an odd. It has
1010
00:43:06,578 --> 00:43:07,122
to be an odd.
1011
00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:08,186
>> Freddy: We got time.
1012
00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:09,986
>> Parker: Yeah, we got a long night.
1013
00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:11,370
>> Freddy: We got time to catch up.
1014
00:43:11,442 --> 00:43:14,234
>> Parker: And we're going to keep asking until we finally take the lead. Fred and I'll be like, game
1015
00:43:14,274 --> 00:43:15,534
over. That was the last one.
1016
00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:19,730
>> Speaker D: This question counts as 600.
1017
00:43:19,882 --> 00:43:22,762
>> Parker: Yeah, no, because they'll still get it
1018
00:43:22,778 --> 00:43:25,474
wrong. So maybe I should save this one till
1019
00:43:25,514 --> 00:43:26,146
last.
1020
00:43:26,330 --> 00:43:29,130
So, uh, m. Morial day. And this should
1021
00:43:29,162 --> 00:43:31,754
be. I'm going to say this is a softball, probably
1022
00:43:31,914 --> 00:43:34,094
moral day. Memorial Day.
1023
00:43:34,234 --> 00:43:34,910
>> Freddy: Okay.
1024
00:43:35,022 --> 00:43:37,862
>> Parker: Is recognized on what day
1025
00:43:38,038 --> 00:43:39,034
each year?
1026
00:43:39,854 --> 00:43:41,454
>> Speaker D: The fourth Monday.
1027
00:43:41,574 --> 00:43:44,120
>> Freddy: On the last Monday in May.
1028
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,794
M may.
1029
00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:49,086
>> Parker: Group answer. So no points, but yes, that's right, the last Monday in
1030
00:43:49,110 --> 00:43:51,942
May. Everybody put it a little bit. I appreciate the
1031
00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:54,750
synergy. It's
1032
00:43:54,782 --> 00:43:55,918
great synergy, though.
1033
00:43:56,046 --> 00:43:58,834
>> Freddy: Labor Day is the first Monday in September.
1034
00:43:59,814 --> 00:44:02,628
>> Parker: This one. I'm going straight to Allen for. So this is how this is gonna work.
1035
00:44:02,726 --> 00:44:05,560
I'm going to target you guys with some of these questions. Oh, uh,
1036
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,800
this is great. No, this is just mostly because I so
1037
00:44:08,952 --> 00:44:09,576
can, like.
1038
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,600
>> Freddy: Okay, how about you ask the team a question and the
1039
00:44:12,632 --> 00:44:13,904
other one can steal?
1040
00:44:14,064 --> 00:44:14,504
>> Parker: Okay.
1041
00:44:14,544 --> 00:44:15,144
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1042
00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:18,144
>> Parker: Okay, great. Good idea. I want to ask Team Allen a question
1043
00:44:18,264 --> 00:44:21,044
only. Team Allen. No.
1044
00:44:21,824 --> 00:44:24,584
So, BLC, here's your question. This should be an easy
1045
00:44:24,624 --> 00:44:25,112
one.
1046
00:44:25,248 --> 00:44:26,084
>> Speaker D: Boobies
1047
00:44:27,584 --> 00:44:28,280
point.
1048
00:44:28,432 --> 00:44:30,000
>> Parker: All right, team. And CI, your turn.
1049
00:44:30,072 --> 00:44:31,484
>> Freddy: Yeah, baby.
1050
00:44:32,424 --> 00:44:35,388
>> Parker: Okay, where is. And I promise, NCI, I'm gonna
1051
00:44:35,396 --> 00:44:38,356
give you guys an easy one. Next. Uh, where is Arlington National
1052
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,156
Cemetery located in Virginia?
1053
00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:41,264
>> Freddy: Washington, DC.
1054
00:44:42,564 --> 00:44:44,344
>> Parker: Is that your ultimate answer?
1055
00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:49,996
Yeah, it's called Arlington national
1056
00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:52,644
zip. Ah, that's correct.
1057
00:44:52,684 --> 00:44:54,104
Arlington, Virginia.
1058
00:44:55,804 --> 00:44:56,436
>> Freddy: I don't know.
1059
00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:57,224
>> Parker: You were.
1060
00:45:00,404 --> 00:45:03,224
Okay, so that's somehow one point for you.
1061
00:45:04,684 --> 00:45:06,732
How or why? That's a point, but it should be.
1062
00:45:06,828 --> 00:45:09,284
>> Freddy: All right. So beam has got to come to a group
1063
00:45:09,324 --> 00:45:09,884
decision.
1064
00:45:10,044 --> 00:45:13,036
>> Parker: Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Is that your
1065
00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:13,988
ultimate answer?
1066
00:45:14,116 --> 00:45:14,684
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1067
00:45:14,804 --> 00:45:17,396
>> Parker: So this one will be easy, though. I feel like these guys already know this
1068
00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:20,300
one. Team, uh, NCI, who
1069
00:45:20,332 --> 00:45:22,348
composed the star Spangled Banner?
1070
00:45:22,516 --> 00:45:23,708
>> Speaker D: Francis Scott key.
1071
00:45:23,836 --> 00:45:24,164
>> Speaker B: Yep.
1072
00:45:24,204 --> 00:45:25,064
>> Parker: Too easy.
1073
00:45:31,244 --> 00:45:31,910
Betty Ross.
1074
00:45:31,910 --> 00:45:35,150
>> Freddy: Uh,
1075
00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:37,144
Rick Ross's wife. Yeah.
1076
00:45:41,244 --> 00:45:44,060
>> Parker: Okay, so this next one, we're going to do an even more interesting
1077
00:45:44,092 --> 00:45:47,004
way. This next. This is. We're going to do a family feud style,
1078
00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:49,892
sort of Fred 12345. There are
1079
00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:52,852
123-4567 answers to
1080
00:45:52,868 --> 00:45:55,700
this question. Oh, so we're going to
1081
00:45:55,732 --> 00:45:57,580
volley back and forth.
1082
00:45:57,612 --> 00:45:58,436
>> Freddy: Okay. Bali.
1083
00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,264
>> Parker: Bali.
1084
00:45:59,804 --> 00:46:00,544
>> Freddy: And.
1085
00:46:02,284 --> 00:46:04,944
>> Parker: Yeah, we'll volley back and forth. And the first person to.
1086
00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:06,292
I missed the button.
1087
00:46:06,388 --> 00:46:07,876
>> Freddy: I thought you were gonna throw up.
1088
00:46:07,940 --> 00:46:09,264
>> Parker: No, I just missed the button.
1089
00:46:10,884 --> 00:46:12,864
It looked like I was gonna throw up because I was talking.
1090
00:46:14,084 --> 00:46:15,704
I was trying to hold. Sneeze.
1091
00:46:16,724 --> 00:46:19,304
Putting my shit out of here for everybody. We got it.
1092
00:46:19,724 --> 00:46:22,504
So there are. Hold on a second.
1093
00:46:24,004 --> 00:46:26,644
Literally, that's what happened to me. It went viral.
1094
00:46:26,764 --> 00:46:28,196
>> Freddy: That's how we need to blow up.
1095
00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:31,134
>> Parker: I'll just give it a few. Give it a few days. Give it a
1096
00:46:31,134 --> 00:46:33,862
few more of these workouts with the kid, and I'll be barfing all over the
1097
00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:35,094
place, so.
1098
00:46:35,214 --> 00:46:37,774
Okay, so we're gonna start off with this one. I'm gonna give
1099
00:46:37,934 --> 00:46:40,878
team NCI the first guest, so they get a little bit
1100
00:46:40,886 --> 00:46:43,434
of an advantage because they deserve it.
1101
00:46:43,814 --> 00:46:46,686
So what are the branches of the us military?
1102
00:46:46,790 --> 00:46:49,766
So just answer one, and then we'll
1103
00:46:49,790 --> 00:46:51,822
go back and forth to seven total.
1104
00:46:51,918 --> 00:46:53,302
>> Freddy: There's seven total?
1105
00:46:53,438 --> 00:46:55,274
>> Parker: Seven. That's easy.
1106
00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:57,934
>> Freddy: Oh.
1107
00:46:59,714 --> 00:47:02,290
>> Speaker D: Who said. Did you say Space Force?
1108
00:47:02,442 --> 00:47:03,146
>> Speaker B: Force yeah.
1109
00:47:03,210 --> 00:47:04,906
>> Speaker D: Okay, we'll start with space for space.
1110
00:47:04,970 --> 00:47:07,854
>> Parker: No, space for is not no space
1111
00:47:09,754 --> 00:47:11,214
of the us military.
1112
00:47:12,594 --> 00:47:15,514
No, it's part of that. Space Force is part of the air force.
1113
00:47:15,674 --> 00:47:16,574
No, it's
1114
00:47:18,874 --> 00:47:21,858
not a branch. It's on my list, bro. It's on my list.
1115
00:47:21,946 --> 00:47:23,362
>> Speaker D: It's actual branch.
1116
00:47:23,418 --> 00:47:26,020
>> Parker: That's why that was the one I thought I was gonna get you guys on.
1117
00:47:26,122 --> 00:47:28,980
>> Speaker D: That's. That's why they even made the symbol is a,
1118
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,884
uh, space. Like Star Trek.
1119
00:47:31,224 --> 00:47:34,136
>> Speaker B: Because they did it.
1120
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,808
>> Speaker D: Because they figured if in the future, Star
1121
00:47:36,856 --> 00:47:39,784
Trek would happen, that would be the
1122
00:47:39,824 --> 00:47:42,776
logo and it could. They created it. You know,
1123
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,664
they start a Starfleet.
1124
00:47:45,704 --> 00:47:48,400
Yeah. Space Force has
1125
00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:49,704
Starfleet's emblem.
1126
00:47:49,824 --> 00:47:50,128
>> Speaker B: Yeah.
1127
00:47:50,176 --> 00:47:53,094
>> Parker: Space Force is correct. That's dirty. Uh, all right, what are
1128
00:47:53,094 --> 00:47:55,566
they gonna do? What are they waiting for the future to sue them? They can't.
1129
00:47:55,630 --> 00:47:56,794
>> Freddy: Yeah, go ahead.
1130
00:47:59,774 --> 00:48:01,598
>> Parker: Team Bill C. Navy.
1131
00:48:01,726 --> 00:48:02,270
>> Freddy: Well, Nate.
1132
00:48:02,302 --> 00:48:02,902
>> Parker: Navy.
1133
00:48:03,038 --> 00:48:04,234
>> Freddy: Just want one.
1134
00:48:06,214 --> 00:48:08,990
>> Parker: Navy. Correct. This should go pretty
1135
00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:10,674
quick, I think, from m here.
1136
00:48:10,974 --> 00:48:11,422
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1137
00:48:11,478 --> 00:48:12,234
>> Speaker D: Army.
1138
00:48:13,654 --> 00:48:14,434
>> Freddy: Yes.
1139
00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:17,886
Air, um, force.
1140
00:48:17,990 --> 00:48:20,554
>> Parker: This is just a remembering game. And this is what's
1141
00:48:21,414 --> 00:48:22,234
correct.
1142
00:48:22,604 --> 00:48:23,504
>> Speaker B: Marines.
1143
00:48:23,924 --> 00:48:26,876
>> Parker: Correct. Doesn't the marines part of the, uh, Navy?
1144
00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:28,452
No, it's part of the department of.
1145
00:48:28,468 --> 00:48:29,988
>> Speaker D: The Navy, but their own branch.
1146
00:48:30,036 --> 00:48:32,916
>> Parker: Oh, I remember. Left the commercial that he used to make his watch.
1147
00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:33,780
Okay, never mind.
1148
00:48:33,812 --> 00:48:34,620
>> Freddy: I know it.
1149
00:48:34,772 --> 00:48:36,384
>> Parker: There's two answers left.
1150
00:48:37,844 --> 00:48:38,944
>> Freddy: Coast guard.
1151
00:48:39,604 --> 00:48:41,064
>> Parker: Coast guard is correct.
1152
00:48:42,444 --> 00:48:45,332
Mostly. There's one answer. Uh, uh, probably the
1153
00:48:45,348 --> 00:48:47,584
one that I would have gotten wrong. Honestly as well.
1154
00:48:48,364 --> 00:48:49,308
>> Speaker B: National Guard.
1155
00:48:49,396 --> 00:48:50,812
>> Parker: National Guard is correct.
1156
00:48:50,948 --> 00:48:51,756
>> Freddy: National Guard.
1157
00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:54,188
>> Parker: Look. Makes, uh, me mad.
1158
00:48:54,276 --> 00:48:55,464
>> Freddy: I would have missed it.
1159
00:48:55,804 --> 00:48:57,864
>> Parker: I thought you guys were gonna get one of them wrong.
1160
00:48:58,604 --> 00:48:59,572
Now, I'm gonna ask you like
1161
00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:04,076
it's
1162
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:04,396
true.
1163
00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:05,864
>> Speaker D: We're so patriotic.
1164
00:49:07,364 --> 00:49:09,144
>> Parker: All right, well, how about this one,
1165
00:49:09,884 --> 00:49:10,704
guys?
1166
00:49:13,244 --> 00:49:16,216
The, uh, America the beautiful is based on the
1167
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:19,044
poem pike's peak. Written by who?
1168
00:49:20,264 --> 00:49:23,204
Yeah. Anybody gets this,
1169
00:49:23,904 --> 00:49:26,410
I'm. I quit. Um.
1170
00:49:26,410 --> 00:49:26,540
>> Speaker D: Um.
1171
00:49:28,064 --> 00:49:29,888
>> Parker: I quit. Don't google anything, Fred.
1172
00:49:30,016 --> 00:49:31,204
>> Freddy: I'm not googling.
1173
00:49:34,504 --> 00:49:35,764
>> Parker: No, it's a poem.
1174
00:49:43,924 --> 00:49:46,064
Pizza peak. It was.
1175
00:49:48,604 --> 00:49:51,516
Okay, so what's funny about this, guys, is last night when we were
1176
00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:54,264
doing our walkthrough, or, uh, like, our, like, little meeting, we do.
1177
00:49:54,724 --> 00:49:57,676
I asked this question to Fred and Alan, and that's
1178
00:49:57,700 --> 00:49:59,424
why I asked this question again.
1179
00:50:00,804 --> 00:50:02,344
See if they remember.
1180
00:50:04,404 --> 00:50:06,356
>> Speaker D: Last night and they still forgot.
1181
00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:08,924
>> Freddy: Something in my brain just told me, like, you should notice,
1182
00:50:09,004 --> 00:50:11,352
like, this sounds familiar.
1183
00:50:11,408 --> 00:50:13,960
>> Parker: Give you a hint? I'll give you a hint.
1184
00:50:14,152 --> 00:50:16,764
It's a famous movie star.
1185
00:50:17,184 --> 00:50:17,924
Not.
1186
00:50:20,144 --> 00:50:21,136
>> Freddy: Made a joke because I gave.
1187
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,910
>> Parker: This name hit last night. Yeah.
1188
00:50:22,910 --> 00:50:24,804
>> Freddy: Uh, made a joke about it being
1189
00:50:25,624 --> 00:50:28,050
somebody's son. Oh, uh,
1190
00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:30,564
fuck, no.
1191
00:50:34,544 --> 00:50:37,166
>> Parker: Kathy Bates. Catherine. Kathy Lee
1192
00:50:37,190 --> 00:50:37,766
Bates.
1193
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:39,114
>> Freddy: Kathryn Bates.
1194
00:50:44,574 --> 00:50:47,554
>> Parker: Exactly. That was what? That's exactly the same.
1195
00:50:50,934 --> 00:50:53,662
Oh, my gosh. Okay, so that was a
1196
00:50:53,678 --> 00:50:56,394
failure. I really hope one of you guys was gonna remember,
1197
00:50:57,174 --> 00:51:00,030
but I have to be honest, I didn't remember I asked you that until
1198
00:51:00,062 --> 00:51:02,434
I saw the answer, and I was like, wait, I already asked him that.
1199
00:51:03,374 --> 00:51:06,182
I covered my own tracks. I can't lie. I have to be truthful to the
1200
00:51:06,198 --> 00:51:08,616
people. In 2000,
1201
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,720
Congress passed a law requiring Americans to pause on
1202
00:51:11,752 --> 00:51:14,560
Memorial day to honor, uh, in honor of fallen
1203
00:51:14,592 --> 00:51:17,124
servicemen and women. At what time
1204
00:51:18,504 --> 00:51:21,128
does the law say we should remember
1205
00:51:21,176 --> 00:51:23,720
them? What time should the time of
1206
00:51:23,752 --> 00:51:25,044
remembrance occur?
1207
00:51:25,344 --> 00:51:28,136
>> Speaker D: 02:00 p.m. no,
1208
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:31,096
I think it's like 915 or something like
1209
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,088
that. In the morning.
1210
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:33,244
>> Freddy: 911.
1211
00:51:35,244 --> 00:51:38,224
>> Parker: Before 911. They did it. Oh, in 2000?
1212
00:51:39,044 --> 00:51:41,824
Oh, they're like, that'd be funny if we did.
1213
00:51:44,204 --> 00:51:46,980
415 or 05:00. No, Alan was closest,
1214
00:51:47,012 --> 00:51:49,544
though. But it doesn't count. The answer is 03:00 p.m.
1215
00:51:49,844 --> 00:51:50,876
03:00 p.m.
1216
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:53,884
>> Freddy: Three p. That's last time. Yes, the time.
1217
00:51:54,004 --> 00:51:54,708
>> Parker: It makes sense.
1218
00:51:54,756 --> 00:51:56,544
>> Freddy: The government came up with that number,
1219
00:51:58,004 --> 00:51:59,664
calculated it out.
1220
00:52:03,964 --> 00:52:05,904
>> Parker: Everybody. 03:00 p.m. is a perfect time.
1221
00:52:06,530 --> 00:52:09,404
>> Freddy: Uh, minute break every memorial day.
1222
00:52:09,484 --> 00:52:12,252
>> Parker: There you go. You won. So what flower
1223
00:52:12,348 --> 00:52:14,860
is worn in honor of Memorial Day? And I would not have known
1224
00:52:14,892 --> 00:52:15,420
this.
1225
00:52:15,572 --> 00:52:18,384
>> Speaker D: Mimosa poppy.
1226
00:52:18,764 --> 00:52:20,184
>> Parker: Poppy is correct.
1227
00:52:21,884 --> 00:52:24,144
Really, bro?
1228
00:52:31,494 --> 00:52:33,434
>> Speaker D: I got a puppy on my puppy.
1229
00:52:33,974 --> 00:52:35,914
>> Freddy: Of my puppy puppy.
1230
00:52:36,374 --> 00:52:37,274
>> Parker: I have.
1231
00:52:42,054 --> 00:52:43,914
I have three more questions.
1232
00:52:46,774 --> 00:52:49,598
Okay, so, uh, three more questions, and then that'll.
1233
00:52:49,646 --> 00:52:52,510
That'll wrap this up. Fred and Alan, you guys
1234
00:52:52,542 --> 00:52:54,126
gotta get them all right.
1235
00:52:54,310 --> 00:52:55,310
>> Freddy: Wrap that shit up.
1236
00:52:55,342 --> 00:52:58,300
>> Parker: Pete, you gotta get all right to win this thing, okay?
1237
00:52:58,332 --> 00:53:00,876
You can do it. I believe in you. Yeah, we can do it.
1238
00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:03,384
Okay, we got the coast guard theme song.
1239
00:53:03,684 --> 00:53:06,676
Simper paratus. What does
1240
00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:09,652
it mean? Uh, I'll give
1241
00:53:09,668 --> 00:53:12,428
you a hint. It's two words. And you guys, of course, Eric and
1242
00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:14,916
George, feel free to answer and destroy them.
1243
00:53:15,060 --> 00:53:17,424
>> Freddy: I don't even know what super five means.
1244
00:53:17,964 --> 00:53:20,340
>> Speaker D: Simper semper is always.
1245
00:53:20,412 --> 00:53:21,660
>> Parker: Means always. That's correct.
1246
00:53:21,692 --> 00:53:22,304
>> Speaker D: Yeah.
1247
00:53:22,684 --> 00:53:23,744
>> Parker: Imperator.
1248
00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:26,852
>> Speaker D: My periscope's always in
1249
00:53:26,868 --> 00:53:27,544
attention.
1250
00:53:27,964 --> 00:53:30,104
>> Parker: This is the coast guard, you guys.
1251
00:53:31,844 --> 00:53:34,464
>> Freddy: Always prepared, always saving,
1252
00:53:35,324 --> 00:53:36,464
always lost.
1253
00:53:42,764 --> 00:53:45,588
>> Parker: We just be safe. Uh, it's always ready.
1254
00:53:45,676 --> 00:53:46,544
So good.
1255
00:53:51,374 --> 00:53:54,034
Didn't, uh, say preparedness. It said paratus.
1256
00:53:55,294 --> 00:53:58,126
I am not the judge. I don't have a prepare.
1257
00:53:58,150 --> 00:53:58,830
Shut it down.
1258
00:53:58,942 --> 00:54:01,394
>> Freddy: And I'm not letting right
1259
00:54:02,974 --> 00:54:03,654
be all.
1260
00:54:03,694 --> 00:54:06,598
>> Parker: You could be slogan for which
1261
00:54:06,646 --> 00:54:07,038
branch.
1262
00:54:07,086 --> 00:54:10,062
>> Freddy: Of, uh, easy
1263
00:54:10,118 --> 00:54:10,886
one I think that's.
1264
00:54:10,910 --> 00:54:12,234
>> Parker: Just a general question.
1265
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,350
>> Speaker D: Uh, army, we do more before 05:00 a.m.
1266
00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:16,034
m. Before.
1267
00:54:17,564 --> 00:54:19,716
>> Parker: Before 10:00 a.m. but most people do.
1268
00:54:19,740 --> 00:54:20,532
>> Speaker D: It in the morning.
1269
00:54:20,668 --> 00:54:23,652
>> Parker: Yeah. I'll be
1270
00:54:23,668 --> 00:54:26,236
like, Danny, is that true? He's like, no, I go to work at
1271
00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:26,824
nine.
1272
00:54:30,444 --> 00:54:31,164
That's fine.
1273
00:54:31,244 --> 00:54:34,236
>> Speaker D: So first, hello to
1274
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:35,104
everybody.
1275
00:54:35,964 --> 00:54:37,220
>> Parker: Hey, it's government work, man.
1276
00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:40,124
M. All right, so it
1277
00:54:40,164 --> 00:54:42,882
does the last question. And this is the winner take
1278
00:54:42,938 --> 00:54:44,894
all at neither one of you. Yes.
1279
00:54:45,274 --> 00:54:48,050
So I can do winner take all because I feel
1280
00:54:48,082 --> 00:54:50,934
comfortable that I'll be on you guys show from now on
1281
00:54:51,714 --> 00:54:54,466
will be our show because I think hopefully I get
1282
00:54:54,490 --> 00:54:55,754
to make the transition.
1283
00:54:55,914 --> 00:54:58,690
Anyway, uh, it is believed that Major General
1284
00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:01,594
John a. Logan designated May 30
1285
00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:04,134
as Memorial Day. For what reason?
1286
00:55:07,694 --> 00:55:10,694
Yeah, what is the reason that major
1287
00:55:10,774 --> 00:55:13,686
General John A. Logan designated
1288
00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:16,230
May 30 memorialized, uh,
1289
00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:18,046
veterans of the wars?
1290
00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,954
>> Speaker D: It was his mama's birthday.
1291
00:55:20,730 --> 00:55:23,710
>> Parker: Uh, May 30?
1292
00:55:23,822 --> 00:55:24,374
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1293
00:55:24,494 --> 00:55:25,754
>> Speaker B: End of civil war.
1294
00:55:26,894 --> 00:55:28,274
>> Parker: All great guesses.
1295
00:55:28,614 --> 00:55:30,822
>> Freddy: What year was it? Not enough information.
1296
00:55:30,918 --> 00:55:31,430
>> Parker: It doesn't say.
1297
00:55:31,462 --> 00:55:32,474
>> Speaker D: In the forties.
1298
00:55:32,854 --> 00:55:35,782
>> Parker: What? No. Is, mate, we talked about what was the first year of. It was
1299
00:55:35,798 --> 00:55:38,630
like 19 something. Uh,
1300
00:55:39,214 --> 00:55:40,078
civil war.
1301
00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:41,798
>> Freddy: 1971.
1302
00:55:41,966 --> 00:55:44,654
>> Parker: Yep. So in 1971
1303
00:55:44,734 --> 00:55:47,510
ish, Major General John A.
1304
00:55:47,542 --> 00:55:50,190
Logan designated May 30 as
1305
00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:52,434
Memorial Day. But why?
1306
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,554
Um, m. No, incorrect, incorrect.
1307
00:55:58,294 --> 00:56:01,222
End of the career. Never going to get
1308
00:56:01,238 --> 00:56:03,302
it. You're never going to get it. It's not the end of anything.
1309
00:56:03,438 --> 00:56:04,702
>> Freddy: It was his mother's birthday.
1310
00:56:04,758 --> 00:56:06,234
>> Parker: It's the most. No, almost.
1311
00:56:20,054 --> 00:56:20,574
>> Speaker B: I didn't.
1312
00:56:20,614 --> 00:56:23,550
>> Parker: I didn't believe it the first time, but the second time I heard it, I said, that's probably
1313
00:56:23,582 --> 00:56:26,446
a fact. Correct. It's because
1314
00:56:26,510 --> 00:56:29,406
it's much more of an asinine reason that it's because flowers would
1315
00:56:29,430 --> 00:56:31,834
be in bloom all across the country,
1316
00:56:36,614 --> 00:56:39,446
not because of his mom. So the
1317
00:56:39,470 --> 00:56:40,838
final and every other month.
1318
00:56:40,886 --> 00:56:43,314
>> Freddy: Had a federal holiday in it.
1319
00:56:43,614 --> 00:56:46,070
>> Parker: Is that really. I don't know. Is there a federal holiday in every
1320
00:56:46,102 --> 00:56:46,674
month?
1321
00:56:46,974 --> 00:56:47,994
>> Speaker D: Pretty much.
1322
00:56:48,534 --> 00:56:49,794
>> Parker: Holiday of March.
1323
00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:53,474
>> Speaker B: Uh, 29th.
1324
00:56:55,134 --> 00:56:56,834
>> Parker: Then April Fools is April.
1325
00:56:59,014 --> 00:57:01,954
>> Speaker D: Well, that's every day in, in Washington.
1326
00:57:03,054 --> 00:57:05,878
>> Parker: There it is. Where's this?
1327
00:57:05,926 --> 00:57:07,354
I thought Alan was going to hit the
1328
00:57:11,654 --> 00:57:13,934
like, you know? He can't. He's.
1329
00:57:13,974 --> 00:57:14,214
>> Speaker B: He's.
1330
00:57:14,254 --> 00:57:17,126
>> Parker: He's lost. It's fine. He's. He's so hurt from
1331
00:57:17,150 --> 00:57:20,074
losing to his brother. Final score
1332
00:57:20,454 --> 00:57:22,838
is NCI four. There's kitty cat,
1333
00:57:22,966 --> 00:57:25,830
Blc one. You guys have been
1334
00:57:25,862 --> 00:57:28,774
humiliated. But, uh, in YouTube,
1335
00:57:28,814 --> 00:57:31,718
being humiliated, I was proven m correct because
1336
00:57:31,766 --> 00:57:33,554
I said they were gonna stomp your ass.
1337
00:57:36,254 --> 00:57:38,894
One point I thought we had. I thought we had two
1338
00:57:38,934 --> 00:57:41,630
points. No, you got one. The other one didn't
1339
00:57:41,662 --> 00:57:42,234
count.
1340
00:57:42,934 --> 00:57:43,954
>> Speaker D: Why didn't
1341
00:57:45,374 --> 00:57:46,198
everybody?
1342
00:57:46,286 --> 00:57:48,774
>> Parker: The only person who was gonna get it was the person that ended it.
1343
00:57:48,814 --> 00:57:50,814
>> Freddy: And that's got a point.
1344
00:57:50,974 --> 00:57:52,594
>> Parker: So we ended it. We.
1345
00:57:54,334 --> 00:57:56,798
No, you didn't end it. They did. No, we
1346
00:57:56,846 --> 00:57:59,622
did. No, George got Coast Guard
1347
00:57:59,758 --> 00:58:00,934
National Guard last.
1348
00:58:01,054 --> 00:58:02,950
>> Freddy: They did. Uh, because I would have got that wrong.
1349
00:58:03,062 --> 00:58:03,914
>> Parker: Shut up.
1350
00:58:05,534 --> 00:58:08,374
Judges. The judges will review the tape. Don't worry
1351
00:58:08,414 --> 00:58:09,154
about it.
1352
00:58:11,454 --> 00:58:14,382
Ridiculous. See, this is
1353
00:58:14,398 --> 00:58:17,314
why we can't get anything done around it. This is just like Washington.
1354
00:58:17,854 --> 00:58:20,800
We can't get anything done. There's
1355
00:58:20,832 --> 00:58:22,964
always one Allen in every crowd.
1356
00:58:24,784 --> 00:58:26,324
>> Speaker D: Thank God. Only one
1357
00:58:28,064 --> 00:58:29,208
more than that.
1358
00:58:29,376 --> 00:58:31,444
>> Parker: Well, let me ask you guys a question.
1359
00:58:32,984 --> 00:58:35,844
>> Freddy: Bureaucratic League of co conspirators.
1360
00:58:39,104 --> 00:58:40,604
>> Parker: That's why Fred did it.
1361
00:58:41,864 --> 00:58:44,472
Well, speaking of conspiracies, I have a
1362
00:58:44,488 --> 00:58:47,456
conspiracy for you guys all. And this is. This may
1363
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,160
not be the kind of conspiracy that you generally think it would
1364
00:58:50,192 --> 00:58:52,840
be, because. Well, it's not. Because it's a
1365
00:58:52,872 --> 00:58:55,400
stupid conspiracy, like everything I do.
1366
00:58:55,552 --> 00:58:57,884
So I think.
1367
00:58:58,384 --> 00:59:01,368
Now, you guys, just hear me out, okay? I think the
1368
00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:04,328
big cottage cheese paid a lot of
1369
00:59:04,376 --> 00:59:07,320
influencers to make itself a thing again,
1370
00:59:07,472 --> 00:59:10,456
because I have been seeing cottage cheese related
1371
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,242
recipes, uh, blow up lately.
1372
00:59:13,368 --> 00:59:15,234
>> Freddy: Oh. Uh. Are you on a diet?
1373
00:59:15,534 --> 00:59:18,534
>> Parker: No. I've never eaten cottage cheese in my life, and I will never
1374
00:59:18,574 --> 00:59:21,406
eat cottage cheese in my life. It's from
1375
00:59:21,430 --> 00:59:22,334
a cottage, bro.
1376
00:59:22,374 --> 00:59:25,078
>> Speaker D: I'm not very, very inexpensive. It's cheap.
1377
00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:27,942
Right. I remember
1378
00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:30,974
my mother used to eat it straight
1379
00:59:31,014 --> 00:59:33,514
out of the. Out of the tub. She grabbed a
1380
00:59:34,534 --> 00:59:35,394
cheese.
1381
00:59:39,334 --> 00:59:42,270
>> Freddy: I've never tried it, but just looking at it, because it's all
1382
00:59:42,302 --> 00:59:42,974
clumpy.
1383
00:59:43,094 --> 00:59:45,590
>> Parker: Yeah. Cheese, basically.
1384
00:59:45,662 --> 00:59:46,102
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1385
00:59:46,198 --> 00:59:47,554
>> Parker: It's a texture.
1386
00:59:48,454 --> 00:59:51,166
>> Freddy: Yeah. It could probably taste great, but I won't try it because it.
1387
00:59:51,230 --> 00:59:54,182
>> Parker: I remember having it when I was a kid, like, as a very young kid, and being like,
1388
00:59:54,198 --> 00:59:56,150
this is the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my life.
1389
00:59:56,182 --> 00:59:58,166
>> Freddy: I feel like. I also think, like.
1390
00:59:58,310 --> 00:59:58,686
>> Parker: But that.
1391
00:59:58,710 --> 01:00:01,254
>> Freddy: The way it looks puts me in the mind of
1392
01:00:01,334 --> 01:00:02,674
pimento cheese.
1393
01:00:03,454 --> 01:00:04,238
>> Parker: Delicious.
1394
01:00:04,366 --> 01:00:06,870
>> Freddy: I can't, uh. I don't like the texture of pimento cheese.
1395
01:00:06,902 --> 01:00:09,894
Like, it's too, like, separated. It's very
1396
01:00:09,934 --> 01:00:12,686
hard. Yeah, I'm saying, so, like, it's like.
1397
01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:13,542
>> Parker: It's not cheese.
1398
01:00:13,598 --> 01:00:15,982
>> Freddy: You don't even spray it, you know? I'm saying, like.
1399
01:00:16,118 --> 01:00:16,622
>> Parker: Yeah.
1400
01:00:16,718 --> 01:00:18,366
>> Freddy: How you gonna put that on a sandwich?
1401
01:00:18,470 --> 01:00:20,914
>> Speaker D: Minnow cheese was great at all the church
1402
01:00:21,334 --> 01:00:23,554
functions, there was always one.
1403
01:00:27,614 --> 01:00:29,070
>> Parker: It's a pepper. It's like, piece of red.
1404
01:00:29,102 --> 01:00:29,974
>> Freddy: Like an olive.
1405
01:00:30,134 --> 01:00:31,950
>> Parker: No, it's like a red pepper. It's like small pepper.
1406
01:00:32,022 --> 01:00:32,614
>> Freddy: Pepper?
1407
01:00:32,734 --> 01:00:35,190
>> Parker: Yeah, pepper. Come
1408
01:00:35,222 --> 01:00:35,794
on.
1409
01:00:38,214 --> 01:00:38,994
Maybe.
1410
01:00:39,674 --> 01:00:42,066
>> Freddy: Hey, don't they put them in the, uh, in the pits of
1411
01:00:42,090 --> 01:00:42,694
olives.
1412
01:00:45,634 --> 01:00:46,870
>> Speaker D: And pimento cheese?
1413
01:00:46,870 --> 01:00:49,374
>> Parker: Uh, they usually stuff those with blue cheese. Olives.
1414
01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:52,666
>> Freddy: Oh, it's always red in the middle of it.
1415
01:00:52,770 --> 01:00:55,194
>> Parker: Well, there is. They do sometimes put the olive
1416
01:00:55,314 --> 01:00:56,002
oil.
1417
01:00:56,178 --> 01:00:59,114
>> Freddy: I don't know, the fucking olive has,
1418
01:00:59,154 --> 01:00:59,778
like a red.
1419
01:00:59,866 --> 01:01:02,442
>> Parker: Yeah, I know. It might be a pimento. No, that's the
1420
01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:04,654
bandana. That's a mummy.
1421
01:01:06,234 --> 01:01:08,684
It's a banana drip pickle.
1422
01:01:09,344 --> 01:01:12,248
So I. Now I'm starting to think Fred might be in the pocket of
1423
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:13,376
big, black olives.
1424
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,592
>> Freddy: Green olives over here.
1425
01:01:14,648 --> 01:01:15,484
>> Speaker D: Cheese?
1426
01:01:17,664 --> 01:01:18,968
>> Freddy: What kind of cheese?
1427
01:01:19,136 --> 01:01:22,080
>> Parker: No? You don't think so? Here's the trick that I've been seeing, though,
1428
01:01:22,152 --> 01:01:24,848
is they blend it up more so it's
1429
01:01:24,896 --> 01:01:27,784
less like a, uh, like mayonnaise.
1430
01:01:27,824 --> 01:01:30,244
Yeah, I hadn't seen it at all about the.
1431
01:01:31,784 --> 01:01:32,764
No, I.
1432
01:01:34,514 --> 01:01:35,578
>> Freddy: Come on, man.
1433
01:01:35,706 --> 01:01:38,194
>> Parker: I know you won't eat mayonnaise because you're
1434
01:01:38,234 --> 01:01:38,814
black.
1435
01:01:39,474 --> 01:01:42,186
>> Freddy: No, I like, I like mayonnaise, but I'm not eating it
1436
01:01:42,210 --> 01:01:42,814
wrong.
1437
01:01:44,754 --> 01:01:47,294
>> Parker: Yeah. Like an undercover brother.
1438
01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:50,674
>> Speaker D: Hot sauce.
1439
01:01:50,794 --> 01:01:53,650
>> Parker: He gave him the sandwich. He's like, he's like, oh,
1440
01:01:53,682 --> 01:01:54,934
I almost had him.
1441
01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:05,920
Uh, George, you duke's
1442
01:02:05,952 --> 01:02:08,496
man? No, no.
1443
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:09,512
>> Speaker B: Miracle whip.
1444
01:02:09,688 --> 01:02:11,896
>> Freddy: Hellman's mayonnaise.
1445
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,824
>> Speaker D: It's a salad dress dressing, right?
1446
01:02:14,864 --> 01:02:16,404
It says it on the bottle.
1447
01:02:16,744 --> 01:02:18,400
>> Freddy: That's so disgusting.
1448
01:02:18,552 --> 01:02:20,204
>> Speaker D: Hellman's helmet.
1449
01:02:21,104 --> 01:02:22,656
>> Freddy: Miracle whip on a salad.
1450
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,392
>> Parker: So my mom used to make a piece of
1451
01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:28,062
lettuce with a miracle whip on it
1452
01:02:28,168 --> 01:02:31,162
with cheese shredded on it, with a pint piece of pineapple on top. And that
1453
01:02:31,178 --> 01:02:33,786
was a dessert. How is that real?
1454
01:02:33,850 --> 01:02:36,618
That's why I'm tortured. That's why I eat donuts constantly.
1455
01:02:36,706 --> 01:02:38,054
>> Freddy: You were poor man.
1456
01:02:41,634 --> 01:02:42,974
Poor man.
1457
01:02:43,674 --> 01:02:46,562
>> Parker: I'm, uh, telling you, dude, we usually that shit. And we'd be like, thanks, mom. She's
1458
01:02:46,578 --> 01:02:48,714
like, yeah, it's delicious. I fucking hate it so much.
1459
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,500
>> Speaker B: Uh, love you. Government cheese, uh,
1460
01:02:51,954 --> 01:02:52,850
is good, though.
1461
01:02:52,922 --> 01:02:55,786
>> Parker: Yeah. Never fortunately
1462
01:02:55,890 --> 01:02:56,694
have it.
1463
01:03:10,674 --> 01:03:13,586
>> Speaker D: I guess I'm spoiled. My bologna has
1464
01:03:13,610 --> 01:03:15,054
a first and last name.
1465
01:03:18,594 --> 01:03:19,274
>> Parker: Peasants.
1466
01:03:19,354 --> 01:03:21,778
>> Freddy: Eating that bread
1467
01:03:21,866 --> 01:03:22,494
thing.
1468
01:03:28,914 --> 01:03:30,666
>> Parker: I like a proper baloney.
1469
01:03:30,770 --> 01:03:32,882
>> Speaker D: I'm a bologna snob, sir.
1470
01:03:32,938 --> 01:03:35,294
>> Parker: Oscar of Myers. My bologna.
1471
01:03:38,834 --> 01:03:40,962
I know who I'm eating. Fuck you.
1472
01:03:41,018 --> 01:03:42,218
>> Speaker D: Don't put it on cheap bread.
1473
01:03:42,266 --> 01:03:43,974
>> Parker: Either way,
1474
01:03:45,114 --> 01:03:47,810
keep it classy, man. I like that. Get some
1475
01:03:47,842 --> 01:03:50,170
artisanal sourdough. I saw some artisanal sourdough,
1476
01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:52,762
$10, uh, for a thing yesterday. And I was like,
1477
01:03:52,818 --> 01:03:55,550
jesus, keep on mind for bread.
1478
01:03:55,662 --> 01:03:58,350
I was telling you, man. But it said
1479
01:03:58,382 --> 01:04:00,934
artisanal. What does that mean? Double?
1480
01:04:01,014 --> 01:04:03,754
>> Speaker D: It means it comes from Asheville. Some artists,
1481
01:04:13,134 --> 01:04:14,630
it's got a little smug in it.
1482
01:04:14,662 --> 01:04:17,254
>> Parker: We should start a company like that. We should call it Dick's
1483
01:04:17,294 --> 01:04:17,914
bread
1484
01:04:20,854 --> 01:04:22,194
in every loop.
1485
01:04:23,954 --> 01:04:26,614
>> Speaker D: That's how it gets that sourdough taste.
1486
01:04:29,274 --> 01:04:30,894
>> Parker: Extra cheese, if you please.
1487
01:04:33,554 --> 01:04:34,794
I got a pew.
1488
01:04:34,954 --> 01:04:37,866
>> Freddy: Yeah. You can really taste the dick in this bread. It's
1489
01:04:37,890 --> 01:04:38,454
great.
1490
01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:42,930
>> Parker: Telling you, man.
1491
01:04:43,082 --> 01:04:44,574
>> Freddy: It's so silly.
1492
01:04:45,954 --> 01:04:48,614
>> Parker: Remember that south park? It's what's for dinner.
1493
01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:51,966
He was making Asperger's and it was basically. He was
1494
01:04:51,990 --> 01:04:54,830
putting, uh, the bread in his ass.
1495
01:04:54,942 --> 01:04:55,634
Yeah.
1496
01:05:03,614 --> 01:05:06,446
Ridiculous. Well, so it always ends up.
1497
01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:09,310
We just. So you guys know, every episode ends up with
1498
01:05:09,342 --> 01:05:12,246
food. Well, food in some way. I can't. If we could
1499
01:05:12,270 --> 01:05:15,126
just do a food podcast, it would make my life so much easier. Why
1500
01:05:15,230 --> 01:05:18,184
is there a food comedy podcast? We could
1501
01:05:18,224 --> 01:05:19,336
be that genre.
1502
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:19,856
>> Freddy: No.
1503
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,672
>> Parker: For it any happening. No, they
1504
01:05:22,688 --> 01:05:23,048
won't.
1505
01:05:23,136 --> 01:05:24,392
>> Freddy: Stupid foods.
1506
01:05:24,528 --> 01:05:26,240
>> Speaker D: It's not like Alan eats.
1507
01:05:26,432 --> 01:05:29,408
>> Parker: Nobody here eats. Uh, I've
1508
01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:31,520
been eating salads, like, constantly, and it makes me sense.
1509
01:05:31,552 --> 01:05:32,744
>> Freddy: Told you. He's on a diet.
1510
01:05:32,864 --> 01:05:33,480
>> Speaker B: What miracle.
1511
01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:36,456
>> Parker: I am on diet. That's probably why. They probably figured that's why you get the
1512
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:37,684
cottage cheese.
1513
01:05:38,704 --> 01:05:39,672
>> Freddy: That's why you get coffee.
1514
01:05:39,688 --> 01:05:42,600
>> Parker: I will never eat cottage cheese. Listen to me facebook. I will never
1515
01:05:42,632 --> 01:05:43,688
eat cottage cheese.
1516
01:05:43,816 --> 01:05:44,330
>> Freddy: Oh, uh.
1517
01:05:44,330 --> 01:05:46,724
>> Parker: We bout the flood your face tomorrow I'm gonna get.
1518
01:05:49,224 --> 01:05:52,208
I'm probably gonna show up and wake up tomorrow morning, there'll be a freaking bucket of
1519
01:05:52,216 --> 01:05:53,804
cottage cheese on my front porch.
1520
01:05:55,744 --> 01:05:57,440
>> Freddy: What's the cottage brand name?
1521
01:05:57,472 --> 01:06:00,400
>> Parker: Who fucking knows? Cottage brand trash. Would it be cottage
1522
01:06:00,432 --> 01:06:00,864
brand?
1523
01:06:00,984 --> 01:06:03,648
>> Freddy: There's like. There's a jingle that goes, I can't.
1524
01:06:03,696 --> 01:06:05,336
>> Parker: Google it, because if I google it.
1525
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,800
>> Speaker D: Then they're really gonna get
1526
01:06:07,832 --> 01:06:08,404
you.
1527
01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:11,712
>> Parker: I wanted to look it up and I started doing, no, I can't do. Do
1528
01:06:11,728 --> 01:06:13,736
it again. They're not going to get me.
1529
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:15,964
>> Speaker D: And you'll get on some government list
1530
01:06:17,024 --> 01:06:17,764
person.
1531
01:06:18,824 --> 01:06:20,924
>> Parker: They'll never find my emails.
1532
01:06:24,504 --> 01:06:25,524
>> Freddy: Daisy.
1533
01:06:28,864 --> 01:06:31,752
>> Parker: Yeah. So by this time next week, I will have made a hundred things.
1534
01:06:31,808 --> 01:06:32,884
Cottage cheese.
1535
01:06:33,184 --> 01:06:36,152
And I'll be, um, brainwashed as well.
1536
01:06:36,288 --> 01:06:37,204
But they make.
1537
01:06:38,904 --> 01:06:41,464
>> Freddy: You can get a whole pound for
1538
01:06:41,504 --> 01:06:44,008
$3.78. Look at that.
1539
01:06:44,136 --> 01:06:45,456
Good eating boy.
1540
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:48,352
>> Parker: But where do you get it? Like, 1983? I don't know where to
1541
01:06:48,368 --> 01:06:49,096
fucking get it.
1542
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:51,244
>> Speaker D: It's in the same place you get your butter.
1543
01:06:54,144 --> 01:06:55,804
>> Parker: How have I been in.
1544
01:06:56,944 --> 01:06:59,920
I have been in thousands of
1545
01:06:59,992 --> 01:07:02,604
grocery stores. I never noticed it once.
1546
01:07:03,310 --> 01:07:05,656
Uh, our cream.
1547
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:07,724
>> Speaker D: And they put it over next to each other.
1548
01:07:11,704 --> 01:07:14,576
>> Freddy: Sometimes you walk past kind of cheese.
1549
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:17,384
>> Parker: One day, it moves a little
1550
01:07:17,424 --> 01:07:18,004
bit.
1551
01:07:20,904 --> 01:07:22,924
Your times are coming, fat stuff.
1552
01:07:24,704 --> 01:07:27,360
>> Speaker D: You'll be eating that ghostbusters, all the little
1553
01:07:27,392 --> 01:07:30,284
marshmallows. But it's gonna be all cottage cheese jumping around.
1554
01:07:32,624 --> 01:07:35,496
>> Freddy: He's gonna get to the checkout and, like, put his groceries up
1555
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:36,448
there, and he's like, oh, shit.
1556
01:07:36,496 --> 01:07:36,680
>> Speaker D: What?
1557
01:07:36,712 --> 01:07:38,044
>> Freddy: He's got his cheese. Go.
1558
01:07:40,024 --> 01:07:40,804
>> Parker: Yeah.
1559
01:07:41,264 --> 01:07:43,604
>> Freddy: Jump right off the shelf when he turned his back.
1560
01:07:44,544 --> 01:07:47,224
>> Parker: Hey, you know what? If that happens and this, this cottage
1561
01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:49,884
cheese flatbread that I've been seeing is delicious,
1562
01:07:50,290 --> 01:07:53,136
uh, I won't know. Cause I'm not gonna eat it. I won't do it. If I get
1563
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:55,912
cottage cheese, I'm gonna throw it out, and then it's gonna come back. It's gonna
1564
01:07:55,928 --> 01:07:57,784
keep it in my fridge.
1565
01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:00,768
>> Speaker B: Every morning, he'll wake up and be sitting beside him on
1566
01:08:00,776 --> 01:08:01,444
the bed.
1567
01:08:05,464 --> 01:08:08,044
>> Freddy: When he screams, it's gonna take him.
1568
01:08:11,704 --> 01:08:14,552
>> Speaker D: But you ate that tofu turkey. One year for
1569
01:08:14,608 --> 01:08:15,232
tofu.
1570
01:08:15,368 --> 01:08:17,544
>> Parker: I will eat a gallon of tofu right now.
1571
01:08:17,624 --> 01:08:20,404
>> Speaker D: That tofu turkey, that was awesome.
1572
01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,964
>> Freddy: Um. Oh, my God.
1573
01:08:23,584 --> 01:08:25,400
>> Parker: Like a turkey, huh?
1574
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:26,060
>> Speaker D: Huh?
1575
01:08:26,144 --> 01:08:28,200
>> Parker: So you can't make it look like a turkey. That would be.
1576
01:08:28,232 --> 01:08:30,376
>> Speaker D: Yeah, it didn't. It was like a big brown ball.
1577
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:33,352
>> Parker: It was like a brown, like a big, like, imagine, Fred,
1578
01:08:33,408 --> 01:08:36,080
if you. No, like, imagine if you,
1579
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:38,912
like a kid. Imagine if you made a sausage and you
1580
01:08:38,928 --> 01:08:41,392
filled it with air and it's like, this big. It was like a
1581
01:08:41,408 --> 01:08:44,284
football, and it was like a weird brown.
1582
01:08:44,664 --> 01:08:46,524
So. But it was delicious.
1583
01:08:47,020 --> 01:08:49,964
Uh, ah, it was pretty good.
1584
01:08:51,064 --> 01:08:53,368
>> Speaker D: We had pork, we had turkey.
1585
01:08:53,416 --> 01:08:54,120
>> Freddy: We had all this.
1586
01:08:54,152 --> 01:08:57,024
>> Speaker D: And then he's on his, uh, vegan thing.
1587
01:08:57,104 --> 01:08:59,696
>> Parker: Yeah, man. It was
1588
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:00,484
delicious.
1589
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:03,304
>> Freddy: Uh, you cannot convince me.
1590
01:09:03,424 --> 01:09:06,352
>> Parker: No, I eat tofu. I would eat tofu literally every day
1591
01:09:06,368 --> 01:09:09,217
if I could, really. It just takes on the film,
1592
01:09:09,305 --> 01:09:09,633
whatever.
1593
01:09:09,673 --> 01:09:11,601
>> Freddy: You make it still in fashion.
1594
01:09:11,737 --> 01:09:14,665
>> Parker: Like, I don't know. I have no idea. You put it in the air fryer, though. It's
1595
01:09:14,689 --> 01:09:15,209
great.
1596
01:09:15,361 --> 01:09:16,121
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1597
01:09:16,297 --> 01:09:17,993
>> Speaker D: What, uh, is it like eating a sponge?
1598
01:09:18,033 --> 01:09:20,369
>> Freddy: It's been like, sponge.
1599
01:09:20,561 --> 01:09:23,561
>> Parker: No, it's beans, man. It's just beans. But it,
1600
01:09:23,577 --> 01:09:26,473
like I said, it'll suck up. Like, if you put it, like, some good sauce
1601
01:09:26,513 --> 01:09:29,201
with it, it'll suck that sauce up and it's delicious. Get it
1602
01:09:29,217 --> 01:09:31,613
crunchy. Good stuff. All right.
1603
01:09:32,033 --> 01:09:32,433
>> Speaker B: Bread.
1604
01:09:32,473 --> 01:09:33,373
>> Freddy: Do that, too.
1605
01:09:39,074 --> 01:09:41,562
>> Parker: It smells great when they're making it, man. It
1606
01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:44,122
smells. The
1607
01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:47,026
sauce. Yeah. If you put the sauce on it. Teriyaki, man,
1608
01:09:47,050 --> 01:09:49,614
it smells great. But when you take a bite out of it, it's like,
1609
01:09:51,554 --> 01:09:53,994
well, nothing I will say this, okay.
1610
01:09:54,034 --> 01:09:56,266
I'm eating a sponge in defensive
1611
01:09:56,330 --> 01:09:59,322
tofu. It took me a long time to figure out how to
1612
01:09:59,338 --> 01:10:02,298
make it right. Uh, so now I actually get, like, a
1613
01:10:02,306 --> 01:10:04,840
little texture to it. It used to be that way, though. You're right.
1614
01:10:05,002 --> 01:10:07,420
So I apologize on behalf of you,
1615
01:10:07,452 --> 01:10:08,144
Alan.
1616
01:10:11,284 --> 01:10:13,764
Basically, I was eating when you were experimenting with it.
1617
01:10:13,924 --> 01:10:15,988
Yeah. Now I know how to do it. It's delicious.
1618
01:10:16,156 --> 01:10:18,980
All right, well, guys, again, thank you guys so much. If you're still
1619
01:10:19,012 --> 01:10:21,900
listening for some reason. Uh, hey,
1620
01:10:21,932 --> 01:10:24,652
I'm surprised that Eric and George are still here, if I'm being perfectly honest with
1621
01:10:24,668 --> 01:10:26,404
you. But they are. Thank you.
1622
01:10:26,444 --> 01:10:29,116
>> Speaker D: We're just checking out our new, uh, show. We
1623
01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:30,304
won there.
1624
01:10:31,884 --> 01:10:34,826
>> Parker: Kick the tires on it and, uh, probably take it back to the dealership.
1625
01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:37,822
That's what I would do. Like, I tried the
1626
01:10:37,838 --> 01:10:40,394
test drive. It's not for me, so.
1627
01:10:41,694 --> 01:10:44,238
Well, thank you guys, again. Of course. Check them out on the NZ
1628
01:10:44,286 --> 01:10:47,086
investigates podcast. Check them out on Facebook, and, of course,
1629
01:10:47,150 --> 01:10:50,134
in podcasts everywhere near you. I think they said
1630
01:10:50,174 --> 01:10:52,790
maybe they'll be, uh, dropping few new episodes here in the near
1631
01:10:52,822 --> 01:10:55,806
future, but they've got plenty to listen to. Uh, we're even on
1632
01:10:55,830 --> 01:10:58,422
one of them. Well, Alan and I are, and it's a Halloween
1633
01:10:58,478 --> 01:10:59,454
horrific time.
1634
01:10:59,614 --> 01:10:59,982
>> Speaker D: Yep.
1635
01:11:00,038 --> 01:11:02,996
>> Parker: So, Halloween. Uh, so,
1636
01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:06,036
George, of course, you and Eric, you're welcome back anytime. Thank you so
1637
01:11:06,060 --> 01:11:08,664
much for coming. You'd like to plug?
1638
01:11:09,324 --> 01:11:12,144
Now is your chance. Plug away.
1639
01:11:12,604 --> 01:11:15,580
Well, uh,
1640
01:11:18,364 --> 01:11:20,340
less plug.
1641
01:11:20,372 --> 01:11:22,984
>> Speaker D: Our new, uh, show, the BLC podcast.
1642
01:11:24,884 --> 01:11:27,784
>> Parker: The G is the GLC podcast. The gle.
1643
01:11:28,644 --> 01:11:30,864
It's the George Lunter and Eric podcast.
1644
01:11:32,184 --> 01:11:34,512
>> Speaker B: Welcome to the GI experience.
1645
01:11:34,688 --> 01:11:35,684
>> Parker: There you go.
1646
01:11:39,464 --> 01:11:40,564
I like that.
1647
01:11:43,464 --> 01:11:46,440
Well, so you, like, said, you do have a new book coming out. Of course. Check out your old
1648
01:11:46,472 --> 01:11:49,296
books as well. You see them on Amazon. Uh, and I
1649
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:52,152
know probably. I'm sure you have some. I know you had a
1650
01:11:52,168 --> 01:11:54,244
website for my son. I just don't remember the name of it.
1651
01:11:54,584 --> 01:11:57,052
>> Speaker B: My websites. Author George Lunsford
1652
01:11:57,188 --> 01:11:58,684
at X
1653
01:11:58,724 --> 01:12:00,224
tenhost.com.
1654
01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:04,060
>> Parker: That'S what I thought. That's exactly what I was about to say. I knew it was exten
1655
01:12:04,092 --> 01:12:07,012
host. Well, check it out. Of course,
1656
01:12:07,068 --> 01:12:09,596
like I said, thank you guys so much for coming on spending the evening with
1657
01:12:09,620 --> 01:12:12,612
us. Uh, we would love to have you on anytime.
1658
01:12:12,788 --> 01:12:15,716
Keep up the hunt. And if you get a picture of Sasquatch, please
1659
01:12:15,740 --> 01:12:17,580
send them to us. We'll do it.
1660
01:12:17,652 --> 01:12:18,588
>> Speaker B: We'll do it.
1661
01:12:18,716 --> 01:12:21,660
>> Parker: All right. Thanks, guys. We're gonna get out of here. Everybody
1662
01:12:21,692 --> 01:12:22,524
have a great night.
1663
01:12:22,644 --> 01:12:24,028
>> Speaker D: Hey, f you, Allen.
1664
01:12:24,156 --> 01:12:24,904
>> Parker: Yeah,
1665
01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:28,804
I'm glad he didn't stop.
1666
01:12:28,924 --> 01:12:31,588
>> Speaker D: Well, no, that's. That's our after every
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show.
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>> Parker: No, I know.
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>> Speaker D: We throw in an fu. Allen.
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>> Parker: Oh, perfect. So you throw it in here and
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their priorities straight.
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Thanks, guys.
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>> Speaker D: We'll see you.
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>> Parker: Thank you.
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We are laughing, and we are
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very good friends. Good buddies
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sharing a special moment.
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>> Freddy: That's it, man.
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>> Speaker B: Game over, man.
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>> Parker: It's game over. Just hang Lou's
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blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound.
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>> Speaker B: Out of medicine M.
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>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
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>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks. Hasta la
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vista, baby.
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>> Speaker B: Goddamn hip.
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Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway.
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>> Parker: As you know, I'm a man of special
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needs. Shirley. You can't be serious.
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>> Speaker D: I am serious. And, uh, don't call me Shirley.