In “Richard Butts Loves Big Tents” | Episode 255 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew celebrates Fred’s 50th birthday aftermath with surprise-party chaos, giant tents, Long Island iced teas, white shorts, Richard Butts, kids playing blackjack, Vegas plans, political arcade games, GTA roleplay, Wolverine, Grand Theft Auto VI, and one MMA fighter who thinks he can beat a chimpanzee. Parker, Fred, and Allan recap Fred’s surprise birthday party, the tents that almost gave away the plan, the bar crawl that went sideways, the all-white post-Labor Day outfit, the blackjack table that stole the party, and the Vegas trip announcement. After the break, the crew dives into video game nostalgia, a White House arcade segment, GTA roleplay cops, corrupt cops, game leaks, Dongs Karate, and the proposed main event of the century: man versus chimp.
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,740
Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
2
00:00:04,740 --> 00:00:12,000
A life, a life, it's a life!
3
00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:21,400
Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
4
00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:25,600
Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late,
5
00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,600
Swap and mail the stars in the morning, and make it bust!
6
00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:34,100
With your host, Parker.
7
00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:42,900
Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
8
00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:50,600
Let's go already!
9
00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:55,100
And now let's start the show.
10
00:00:56,100 --> 00:01:00,100
Welcome, welcome, what an all!
11
00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:08,100
Who got 255th episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
12
00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,100
That's right, ladies.
13
00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:12,100
Now, now with no action!
14
00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:17,100
We are proudly broadcasting for the Malaysia easy studios in Warways and One, Fred.
15
00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:22,100
The Malaysia easy studios, and of course you can check us out on YouTube,
16
00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:26,100
Facebook, Instagram, all your favorite podcasts, platforms, Facebook, podcast.com.
17
00:01:26,100 --> 00:01:31,100
And now it's the man who's so ripped his sleeves right away.
18
00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:33,100
It's red!
19
00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,100
Floated right off the bottom.
20
00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:36,100
You did, it looks like it.
21
00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:38,100
They exploded right off the body, bro!
22
00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:40,100
Did you expect to have trips like that in 50 bread?
23
00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,100
I did it!
24
00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,100
I'm fucking wrecked by these!
25
00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:45,100
I feel like I'm off-lexig, I can't.
26
00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:47,100
But I'm also not!
27
00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,100
There's nothing down there, it's all muscle, baby!
28
00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:51,100
I got no lunch, lady arms!
29
00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,100
Except for that dope!
30
00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:55,100
I think we all do that.
31
00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:58,100
But I don't flex, it's like, "Dude, it's like a raw dope!"
32
00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:00,100
Welcome to the gun show, ladies and gentlemen!
33
00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,100
Thank you!
34
00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:03,100
And there's always Alino TV.
35
00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,100
Yep, that's me.
36
00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,100
I've seen it fans this time.
37
00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:08,100
You tricked him, you tricked the crowd!
38
00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,100
I was hit!
39
00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:10,100
They were like, "Wait, what?
40
00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:11,100
Oh, it's him!"
41
00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:12,100
Oh, you got it!
42
00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:14,100
Who's he talking about?
43
00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:17,100
So welcome to the show, All Yee!
44
00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,100
And thanks for being here.
45
00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:27,100
Fred, we celebrated you last week and contractually speaking, we are not obligated to celebrate you again.
46
00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:28,100
No.
47
00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:36,100
However, I know that in our stead, in our absence from your life, and in football's absence from your life,
48
00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:40,100
you did some shit.
49
00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:47,100
So, I had a fancier away to say that and I totally forgot about it because I had said football and then my brain started thinking about football.
50
00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:58,100
So, Fred, I know you got down, but you're always down to clown around at 50 angles in the town, yeah.
51
00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,100
That's cool.
52
00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:00,100
Even though you're back in town.
53
00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:01,100
Give me some of those of it.
54
00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:04,100
So, yeah, I had a birthday, man.
55
00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,100
I swear to you.
56
00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:09,100
And, well, I played a little trick on me.
57
00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,100
She did.
58
00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,100
You know, the ultimate trick.
59
00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,100
She did.
60
00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:17,100
And, divorced.
61
00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:18,100
Here's your birthday present.
62
00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:19,100
I opened it up as the voice paper.
63
00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,100
And the voice.
64
00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,100
She's like, "Congratulations, man."
65
00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:25,100
This is what I always wanted.
66
00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:30,100
You knew that I was coming.
67
00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:32,100
No, no, no, no.
68
00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:34,100
But, my wife did, she went out.
69
00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:36,100
She went all out.
70
00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:41,100
She did her best to keep it as much of a surprise.
71
00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,100
Right, right.
72
00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,100
We'll talk.
73
00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:46,100
It was hard because she was hosting here at my house.
74
00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:47,100
Right, where you live.
75
00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:48,100
Yeah, I mean, where I live.
76
00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:51,100
So, like, how do you do that?
77
00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:54,100
How do you keep it behind your back?
78
00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:57,100
My actual birthday was on Friday.
79
00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,100
Yes.
80
00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:00,100
Saturday came.
81
00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:03,100
We did a little something for the kids because their birthday was on Tuesday.
82
00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,100
Right.
83
00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:06,100
Their birthday is equally close to your age.
84
00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:10,100
And she was like, "We're going to have you and the kids party together on Saturday."
85
00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,100
And I was like, "Okay."
86
00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:12,100
And like, nobody showed up.
87
00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:13,100
Like, yeah.
88
00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,100
I was like, "Okay."
89
00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:15,100
And like, nobody showed up.
90
00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:16,100
Like, yeah.
91
00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:20,100
I was like, "It was like two of my son's friends."
92
00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:21,100
Yeah, we were all invited.
93
00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:24,100
My grandma, my aunt, and like, nobody else.
94
00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,100
All right.
95
00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,100
Well, I was invited.
96
00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,100
And I was like, "Yeah, we're good."
97
00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,100
Yeah, we're good.
98
00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,100
Yeah, we would do that.
99
00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,100
I would have showed up.
100
00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:32,100
I didn't know the kids were having a party.
101
00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:36,100
The bad part about it was like, while we were having this party,
102
00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,100
she's making me set up these tents.
103
00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,100
Right.
104
00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,100
For this stuff.
105
00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,100
Like, two huge tents.
106
00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,100
Yeah, I'm saying.
107
00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:44,100
I'm like, "Why are we setting this up?"
108
00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,100
Nobody stands.
109
00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,100
Nobody's coming.
110
00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:49,100
Yeah, I mean, and I was like, "Whatever."
111
00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:58,100
We set up a, and then Sunday comes, and she goes, she's like, "My homeboy takes it."
112
00:04:58,100 --> 00:04:59,100
My buddy, you know what I mean?
113
00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:02,100
It takes me, he's like, "Hey, I'm going to get the morders."
114
00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:03,100
You know, "Oh, yeah."
115
00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,100
"Get out of the house.
116
00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:05,100
You with me.
117
00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,100
Just have some beers."
118
00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,100
Yeah.
119
00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,100
And I was like, "No, I was like, you come to the house."
120
00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,100
Like, we could drink in a garage.
121
00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,100
You know what?
122
00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,100
We had some college footballs on.
123
00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,100
We could watch that.
124
00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:15,100
You know?
125
00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,100
No.
126
00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,100
He's like, "No, I really want to be."
127
00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,100
I had to be with the people.
128
00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,100
I had to be with the people.
129
00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,100
I was like, "Oh."
130
00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,100
That's when he hit me.
131
00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,100
I was like, "Oh."
132
00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:23,100
That's when he hit me.
133
00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,100
I was like, "Oh."
134
00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,100
This is the room.
135
00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:26,100
This is the room.
136
00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:27,100
Ah, it's ocean 11, just.
137
00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,100
Yeah.
138
00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:29,100
Yeah.
139
00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,100
I was like, "Okay, buddy.
140
00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,100
You know, I'll meet you out."
141
00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:32,100
I was like, "See you on it."
142
00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,100
Fuck.
143
00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,100
Fuck.
144
00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:35,100
Yeah.
145
00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:38,100
I should have had it, but I'm like, "No, I know where."
146
00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,100
I was like, "See you on it."
147
00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,100
Fuck now.
148
00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:41,100
Yeah.
149
00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,100
I should have had it, but I'm like, "No, where?"
150
00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,100
I don't see my ass.
151
00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,100
Right on this fucking couch.
152
00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,100
Like, you have--
153
00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,100
50 years old.
154
00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,100
You go, too.
155
00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,100
I'm old.
156
00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:49,100
I ain't got to do shit.
157
00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,100
Yeah.
158
00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,100
I just started flicking off little kids now.
159
00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:53,100
It's all right.
160
00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,100
I'm old.
161
00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:56,100
I did it last week, too, but still.
162
00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:57,100
But still.
163
00:05:57,100 --> 00:06:00,100
And so, like, I was like, "Yeah, I'll meet you out, man."
164
00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:03,100
And he was coming from, like, a good bit of ways.
165
00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,100
So, I got there first and--
166
00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:05,100
Turn.
167
00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:09,100
No, I started drinking and he got there and we started drinking and--
168
00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:13,100
Did you leave your vehicle there because you did not pull in a vehicle?
169
00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,100
I did.
170
00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,100
Oh, buddy.
171
00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,100
We went to one place.
172
00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,100
Okay.
173
00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,100
And then we had like two, three beers there.
174
00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:19,100
Two, three drinks.
175
00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:23,100
I didn't go to say beers because I'm trying to get off the beer.
176
00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,100
Right.
177
00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,100
I'm 50 now.
178
00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,100
Yeah, I mean, the beer is just got too much fat.
179
00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,100
Well, it's made me fat.
180
00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,100
And as a man.
181
00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,100
As a classy gentleman.
182
00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,100
It made me fat.
183
00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,100
Right.
184
00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,100
But now you're not because look at those-- look at those traps.
185
00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:35,100
Look at the gallons, baby.
186
00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:38,100
But, uh, I think traps are the ones that get--
187
00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:39,100
What are you doing?
188
00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,100
I don't have any of those.
189
00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,100
I don't have any of those.
190
00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:45,100
But, uh, but Fred, so yeah, you were like, you know what?
191
00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,100
Now that I'm a classy gentleman.
192
00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,100
Right.
193
00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,100
I'm going to have a classy gentleman drink.
194
00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,100
I'm going to have six man hatins.
195
00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:51,100
Right.
196
00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:54,100
Yeah, I was drinking the LITs.
197
00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,100
I was on the LIT train.
198
00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,100
Oh, okay.
199
00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:57,100
A little long island for you?
200
00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,100
Ladies?
201
00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,100
Yeah.
202
00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,100
I was on the long island train.
203
00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,100
Look at you.
204
00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:03,100
So, like, you know, I'm--
205
00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:04,100
And they are tasty, y'know.
206
00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:05,100
Oh, yeah.
207
00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,100
That's the problem with that.
208
00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,100
And I'm still--
209
00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:08,100
I'm not--
210
00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:09,100
I'm not--
211
00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,100
It's Fred ascending to heaven right now, Alan.
212
00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,100
Yeah, he is, man.
213
00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,100
He's really white.
214
00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,100
If you're watching in the seven minute mark,
215
00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:17,100
Fred's camp run is going crazy.
216
00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:20,100
And sincerely, it looks like you're about to ascend to heaven.
217
00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,100
Okay, there you go.
218
00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,100
Oh, a baby.
219
00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,100
He's back.
220
00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,100
He's back.
221
00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,100
He-- he's back.
222
00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:26,100
He's back.
223
00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,100
No, they were like, no, wrong one.
224
00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:28,100
Different Fred.
225
00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,100
Different Fred.
226
00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,100
No way about it.
227
00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,100
Yeah.
228
00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,100
He was--
229
00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:33,100
I'm getting my balance.
230
00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,100
He was like, the Houston Center regards.
231
00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:35,100
We're going back.
232
00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:42,100
So, like, we went to the one place, I had a go-and-dream.
233
00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,100
Yeah.
234
00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:47,100
And then we were like, because she told me that I had to be out
235
00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:50,100
the house between three and six thirty.
236
00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,100
Okay.
237
00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,100
That was real hard.
238
00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,100
She didn't--
239
00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,100
For no reason at all.
240
00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:55,100
Yeah, for no reason at all.
241
00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,100
You just need to be going.
242
00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,100
Dude, in three--
243
00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,100
If you told me to leave the house for three and a half hours,
244
00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:03,100
and then someone was like, let's go to the bar, I would be so wasted.
245
00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:06,100
Because what else are you going to do?
246
00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:11,100
Yeah, we went-- so we went to the one spot, then we went to Outback.
247
00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:12,100
Oh, okay.
248
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,100
Da-da-da.
249
00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:14,100
I said--
250
00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:17,100
You want the Melbourne Ice-T mate?
251
00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,100
We went there.
252
00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:23,100
I think I did have a-- I had a beer there because--
253
00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:30,100
He went-- he went to a coolor piece.
254
00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,100
That's what we call-- that's what we call a long-awaited Ice-T mate.
255
00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,100
Yeah.
256
00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:36,100
That October fence on tap, so--
257
00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:39,100
Not a thing in a straight beer.
258
00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,100
No, it's not.
259
00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,100
No, it's not.
260
00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,100
Maybe it is.
261
00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,100
I don't know.
262
00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,100
Maybe they love it.
263
00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,100
But my buddy, he didn't have a foster--
264
00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:48,100
Well, that's Australian for beer.
265
00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,100
That's Australian?
266
00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,100
Yeah, it is Australian for beer.
267
00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:53,100
So, when in Australia do that?
268
00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:56,100
You do as-- I remember I had a--
269
00:08:56,100 --> 00:09:01,100
The last time I had a foster was--
270
00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,100
In 2008.
271
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:08,100
And I remember it because this is what I have--
272
00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:10,100
Probably first got on Facebook.
273
00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:13,100
And that was my profile picture.
274
00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,100
Oh, the big can, the jug.
275
00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,100
Yeah, it was the big can.
276
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:22,100
But I put it in my shoe because I didn't have a coosie big enough for it.
277
00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:24,100
And I was like, "Cheers me."
278
00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:29,100
I was like, "Cheers, Australia for coosie."
279
00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:33,100
That was the day friend of one of the internet.
280
00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:36,100
I was holding it by the heel.
281
00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:39,100
You know, it's really about the boot style.
282
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,100
I was doing it the whole time.
283
00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,100
So we've learned one thing--
284
00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,100
Two things about Friends of Art today, Alan.
285
00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:48,100
He loves big cans.
286
00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,100
And he loves big cans.
287
00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,100
And out live.
288
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:54,100
And so, we went--
289
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:57,100
The crowd found that mildly amusing and I appreciate that.
290
00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:58,100
I really, really, really, really, really, really.
291
00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,100
Yeah, right, whatever.
292
00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,100
We'll give you one.
293
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,100
So, then we went to another one.
294
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,100
Went to another bar.
295
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:07,100
After post, post, outright.
296
00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,100
Right.
297
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,100
We played pool at the third one.
298
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,100
Play pool has more drinks.
299
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,100
Sure.
300
00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:16,100
And then I went to the bathroom.
301
00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:19,100
And I never came out.
302
00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,100
I didn't make it.
303
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,100
Oh, no.
304
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,100
Wait, out or in?
305
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,100
I didn't all the way make it.
306
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,100
Okay.
307
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,100
Well, you're 50.
308
00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:29,100
You're a man of a certain age.
309
00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:30,100
You're a little bit--
310
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:31,100
No.
311
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:34,100
But the bad part about it was, like, I was wearing white shorts.
312
00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,100
Oh, no, I saw that.
313
00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,100
It was very noticeable, then.
314
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,100
Yeah.
315
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,100
That's the only good thing about you--
316
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:44,100
That's the only good thing about you drinking beer is you were renting it.
317
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,100
So, all your pee was probably clear.
318
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:48,100
It was, like, it was--
319
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,100
Yeah, you're like, hey!
320
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,100
It's all right.
321
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:54,100
I shouldn't even told you all, because it was very embarrassing.
322
00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,100
Yeah.
323
00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:57,100
I don't get the whole piece of old pee.
324
00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,100
Because you're-- yeah, you're 50.
325
00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,100
You could do that.
326
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:01,100
The president's shitting his pants on live TV.
327
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,100
You think there's fucking pants.
328
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:05,100
You get this dribble after 17 drinks?
329
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,100
And you see JD and the other dude--
330
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,100
Oh, yeah.
331
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:11,100
--is like turning their heads because they--
332
00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:17,100
So there are certain things in the world that no matter how much resolve you have, no matter
333
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:22,100
how trained you are, there are just certain things that your body is like, this is not.
334
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,100
I cannot accept this.
335
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,100
And even if it's a minimal movement, it has to do something.
336
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:30,100
I remember my 80s--
337
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:33,100
He was 86, 87, year old grandfather.
338
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:37,100
Like, he got to the point where he was shitting himself.
339
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:42,100
I ain't winning that damn judge.
340
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,100
Yeah.
341
00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,100
I get it.
342
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:47,100
Yeah, I'm cleaning up.
343
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,100
I was like, damn.
344
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,100
I have some dignity, man.
345
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,100
For me, I want dignity.
346
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,100
Fuck you guys.
347
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:58,100
I'm looking forward to it when I get old enough for my pants folded out for no reason.
348
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,100
Yeah.
349
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,100
I'm like-- people--
350
00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,100
I always have to--
351
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:08,100
What was that? Jackass for aesthetic balls?
352
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,100
The big one balls?
353
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,100
That's true, you're kidding.
354
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,100
I'm sure that's not going to fuck your kids up at all.
355
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,100
Not at all.
356
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,100
So anyway.
357
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:20,100
Okay, so you're off to dribbling your way to the next bar?
358
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,100
I dribbling--
359
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,100
Yeah, so we're--
360
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,100
And my buddy, my buddy is like, God damn it, man.
361
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,100
Just go down.
362
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,100
You know, I'm like, fuck this.
363
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,100
You know, you only look once bitch.
364
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,100
I'm birthday.
365
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:33,100
But I guess that was my birthday, something--
366
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,100
Yeah.
367
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,100
Fucked up two days out.
368
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:40,100
And then we went to like another little fancy restaurant where my--
369
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,100
my other buddy works, you know what I'm saying?
370
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:43,100
Yeah, yeah.
371
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,100
Oh, yeah, yeah.
372
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,100
Very classy place.
373
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,100
I'm a loud guy.
374
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,100
I know.
375
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,100
I'm a loud dude.
376
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,100
You don't use the microphone.
377
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,100
And we were 30 miles away from each other.
378
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:58,100
But like, we were in there and good.
379
00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,100
Yeah, I mean, I'm not totally trashed.
380
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:03,100
But like, I'm feeling-- I'm feeling good.
381
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,100
My buddy says, he's got to go to bathroom.
382
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,100
We've been talking to these two dudes.
383
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,100
They're on the other side of each of us.
384
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,100
Right.
385
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,100
Yeah, I'm saying.
386
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:13,100
They know each other.
387
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,100
Yeah, I'm saying, but we're all, you know, having conversations.
388
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,100
Yeah, you're just right in the middle of two days.
389
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,100
Yeah, you know.
390
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,100
Right there.
391
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,100
Just--
392
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:25,100
They're just bouncing stuff off of you left and right.
393
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:29,100
My buddy gets up to go to the bathroom and--
394
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,100
You don't want to go to the other side of the bar.
395
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,100
And then the--
396
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:36,100
The one guy on my right starts talking to the other guy on the other side of the bar
397
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:40,100
about a guy they know named Richard Butts.
398
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,100
Okay.
399
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,100
Yes.
400
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:47,100
And if Richard Butts middle name starts with the end.
401
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:51,100
And I'm just, you know, trying not to pay attention.
402
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,100
Yeah.
403
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:57,100
I just want to know is his name is just start with the end.
404
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,100
Is the middle name Nicholas?
405
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,100
Is it what is it?
406
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:04,100
I just want to know if Richard Butts middle name is in it.
407
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,100
And I said, Richard.
408
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,100
Dick and Butts.
409
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:10,100
I was like, no, man, you can't--
410
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,100
And he just kept, yeah, Dick and Butts.
411
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,100
I just wanted to know if his middle name--
412
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,100
I want to know Richard Butts.
413
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,100
Dick Butts is his middle name in.
414
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,100
So his name is Dick and Butts.
415
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:23,100
And it just kept going, Dick and Butts, Dick and Butts,
416
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:26,100
Dick and Butts, and I'm losing it.
417
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:32,100
And my buddy comes out who says restaurant is like, oh, I'm sorry.
418
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,100
But you got to go.
419
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,100
Oh, I know.
420
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:35,100
I know.
421
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,100
But I don't think--
422
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:41,100
So I think that was a Rouge too because it was time.
423
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,100
I think it was time for you to go.
424
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,100
It was time for me to go.
425
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,100
Did you know?
426
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,100
I'm thinking that way.
427
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,100
Were you--
428
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,100
Were you drugged?
429
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,100
You'd be like, I'm going to die?
430
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,100
No!
431
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,100
No, okay.
432
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,100
You're like, I can't go yet.
433
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:57,100
Not surrounded by Dick and Butts.
434
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,100
Where's the light of you?
435
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,100
It happened a second ago.
436
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,100
Yeah.
437
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,100
But so, no, not at all.
438
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,100
I think back on it.
439
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,100
Yeah, I think was--
440
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:11,100
Yeah, I mean, and my buddy was like, no, he was like, give me your keys.
441
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,100
Oh, yeah.
442
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:15,100
And I was like, you know what, you're right.
443
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,100
So I did leave my car there.
444
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,100
Okay.
445
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,100
Draw back and surprise.
446
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,100
What is it?
447
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,100
Everybody's there.
448
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,100
Everybody was there.
449
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,100
Yeah.
450
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,100
Ready to celebrate.
451
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,100
There's streamers.
452
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,100
Almost the whole show was there.
453
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,100
Yeah, the whole thing.
454
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,100
Almost the whole show.
455
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,100
Two thirds of the show.
456
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,100
Pretty good for us.
457
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,100
It was.
458
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,100
It really was.
459
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:46,100
Well, as a person who was there to surprise you, friend, you pulled off a great entrance.
460
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:53,100
And I know we're like, no, yeah, because you didn't-- we knew you were headed this way, right?
461
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,100
Right.
462
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,100
Yeah, yeah.
463
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,100
And keep in mind, we're like setting up like rapid fire.
464
00:15:57,100 --> 00:16:01,100
We get there in your lovely wife and all the other new people were helping.
465
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:05,100
And that cute girl was like, hey, we'll talk about that later.
466
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:09,100
I was like, hey, we need help.
467
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,100
And I was like, sure, what can we do?
468
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,100
I was like, what can I do?
469
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,100
I'm a man.
470
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,100
I'm sorry to think like cute girls.
471
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
472
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
473
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
474
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
475
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
476
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
477
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
478
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
479
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
480
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
481
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
482
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
483
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
484
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
485
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,100
I'm sorry to think like, what can I do?
486
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:43,100
I was fairly impressed, the tints blew over.
487
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before
488
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
489
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
490
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
491
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:49,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
492
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
493
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:51,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
494
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
495
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
496
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
497
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
498
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
499
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
500
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
501
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
502
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
503
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
504
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
505
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
506
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
507
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
508
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
509
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
510
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
511
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:09,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
512
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
513
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
514
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
515
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
516
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
517
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,100
I was so upset about putting up the night before.
518
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:30,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
519
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:33,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
520
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
521
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
522
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
523
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
524
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
525
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
526
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
527
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
528
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
529
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
530
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
531
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
532
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
533
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
534
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
535
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
536
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
537
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
538
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
539
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
540
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:55,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
541
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
542
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
543
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
544
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
545
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
546
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,100
So, Alan and the studio audience listen to this.
547
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:08,100
So, we see his legs under it and we're like, oh, they're going to get out and now he just, he just drives on and parks and Fred stayed in there.
548
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:11,100
Like, what the fuck is this?
549
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,100
What the fuck is this?
550
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:15,100
He was completely like dressed all in white.
551
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:22,100
Literally, and I'll give Sidney credit, I gave you shit for this later, but Sidney, if you listen to me,
552
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:26,100
mad props for you immediately was like, did he just get out of county?
553
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:31,100
Because Fred is white, white head to toe.
554
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:36,100
There's Sidney with the wheelie, like, he looks like he just got out of county.
555
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:39,100
And I was like, really does.
556
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,100
White shorts, white belt.
557
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,100
White belt.
558
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:51,100
My whole, my whole reasoning behind that was because I've always heard that you can't wear white after labor day.
559
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,100
Right.
560
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,100
That's true.
561
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:56,100
That's true.
562
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:59,100
I was like, hey, were that was that Monday?
563
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:02,100
Was a month, you're like getting rid of all this.
564
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,100
I was like, and I had that, I bet, because I don't, I don't want to.
565
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,100
You can't just wear white.
566
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,100
Yeah.
567
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,100
You could wear that to the beach.
568
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:13,100
Yeah, yeah, to the beach would be nice, but like, you think just wear a nice cool.
569
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,100
Yeah, no.
570
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:18,100
Not unless you're like, from the early 2000s.
571
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,100
Yeah.
572
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:22,100
Unless you're just eating Alfredo with white, so.
573
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,100
That white party.
574
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,100
Yeah, I mean, yeah, like, I'm never invited.
575
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,100
We call them meetings.
576
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:32,100
And you don't want to know the first three letters ahead of us.
577
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,100
Yeah.
578
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,100
Yeah.
579
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,100
Yeah.
580
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,100
Yeah.
581
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,100
That's the point that one you don't want to get.
582
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,100
Yeah.
583
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,100
Something will be let for sure.
584
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,100
So.
585
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,100
Yeah.
586
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,100
But yeah, so it was really nice.
587
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,100
You went all out, man.
588
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,100
We did.
589
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:49,100
We had like, me and the kids.
590
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,100
I had the kids playing Blackjack.
591
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:55,100
Great time playing Blackjack with my teaching all of our kids to gamble.
592
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,100
Yeah, the gamble.
593
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,100
And Bachelorette got it.
594
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,100
He got hooked on it.
595
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:01,100
Like, yeah, it was like, oh, no.
596
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,100
See, but see, that's a good thing.
597
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,100
So now you know, right?
598
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:08,100
Now I know to keep him away from the Cassita from gambling.
599
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,100
Because like, this was his thing.
600
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,100
Yeah.
601
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,100
Yeah.
602
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,100
So he's got like a addicted personality.
603
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,100
Yeah.
604
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,100
Right.
605
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,100
Right.
606
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,100
Yeah.
607
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,100
Because he was so, yeah, immediately.
608
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,100
I told him how to play.
609
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,940
I was like, you just got to, you got to beat me and get closer to 21 and
610
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:24,940
it's possible to win.
611
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:25,940
Oh, he was mad.
612
00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:29,100
And like, yeah, let's go work in front of him.
613
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:32,100
He's like, hey, that's what you got to be.
614
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,100
Yeah, he got the 21.
615
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,100
Yeah.
616
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,100
Yeah.
617
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,100
They're hardly any face cards.
618
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,100
I'll work today.
619
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,100
You're like, he's like the next ride, dad.
620
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,100
479 20.
621
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,100
I got it.
622
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,100
You have.
623
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,100
He's like, hey.
624
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,100
Freeze.
625
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,100
Yeah.
626
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,100
Yeah.
627
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,100
Yeah.
628
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,100
Well, it's because there is money involved potential.
629
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,100
There's money on that.
630
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:52,100
Yeah.
631
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,100
What's real money?
632
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,100
But money, that's what it was.
633
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,100
Money.
634
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,100
Because my daughter decided to join the table as well.
635
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,100
Right.
636
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,100
What a win.
637
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,100
Yeah.
638
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,100
All of a sudden is like that.
639
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,100
I have $3,000.
640
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,100
I'm not even kidding.
641
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,100
All of a sudden is like that.
642
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,100
I have $3,000.
643
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,100
I'm not even kidding.
644
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,100
Yeah.
645
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,100
They start out like $100 bucks each.
646
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:11,100
I'm telling you what we got to do is we got to stack them on top of them.
647
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,100
Yeah.
648
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:16,100
We got a little rascals this year.
649
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,100
Yeah.
650
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,100
We're going to do it.
651
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,100
It's going to happen.
652
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,100
I don't know any of those.
653
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,100
Yeah.
654
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,100
I don't know who that.
655
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,100
Strange man.
656
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,100
Like, I'm calling me dad.
657
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,100
Mustache.
658
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,100
Old man.
659
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,100
Old man.
660
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,100
You're going to say who be here.
661
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,100
You're going to say who you are.
662
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,100
You're going to say who you are.
663
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,100
You're going to say who you are.
664
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,100
You're going to say who you are.
665
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,100
You're going to say who you are.
666
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,100
You're going to say who you are.
667
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,100
You're going to say who you are.
668
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,100
You're going to say who you are.
669
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,100
You're going to say who you are.
670
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,100
You're going to say who you are.
671
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,100
You're going to say who you are.
672
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,100
Old man.
673
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,100
You're going to say who you are.
674
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,100
You're going to say who you are.
675
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,100
You're going to say who you are.
676
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,100
You're going to say who you are.
677
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,100
You're going to say who you are.
678
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,100
You're going to say who you are.
679
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,100
You're going to say who you are.
680
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,100
You're going to say who you are.
681
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,100
You're going to say who you are.
682
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,100
You're going to say who you are.
683
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,100
You're going to say who you are.
684
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,100
You're going to say who you are.
685
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,100
You're going to say who you are.
686
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:54,100
You're going to say who you are.
687
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,100
You're going to say who you are.
688
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,100
You're going to say who you are.
689
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,100
You're going to say who you are.
690
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,100
You're going to say who you are.
691
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,100
You're going to say who you are.
692
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:09,100
You're going to say who you are.
693
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,100
You're going to say who you are.
694
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,100
You're going to say who you are.
695
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,100
You're going to say who you are.
696
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,100
You're going to say who you are.
697
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,100
You're going to say who you are.
698
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,100
You're going to say who you are.
699
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,100
You're going to say who you are.
700
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,100
You're going to say who you are.
701
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,100
You're going to say who you are.
702
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:19,100
You're going to say who you are.
703
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,100
You're going to say who you are.
704
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,100
You're going to say who you are.
705
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,100
You're going to say who you are.
706
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,100
You're going to say who you are.
707
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:24,100
You're going to say who you are.
708
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,100
You're going to say who you are.
709
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,100
You're going to say who you are.
710
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,100
You're going to say who you are.
711
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,100
You're going to say who you are.
712
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,100
Yeah.
713
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:32,100
The problem with the highlight and I don't, I can't speak for you of course Fred, but like
714
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:37,980
the highlight in my opinion as an onlooker, the highlight of the night, again, the Mecky
715
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:44,100
Girl was you talking and having fun with the kids.
716
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,100
Yeah.
717
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:49,100
You were loving it and they were, there was a crowd.
718
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,100
Fred.
719
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,100
Yeah.
720
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:56,580
All the energy and power that Fred took when he got kicked out of that Italian restaurant
721
00:22:56,580 --> 00:23:03,340
was transferred into this very, very small blackjack table to the point where the other
722
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,580
games that were out because we set up multiple games.
723
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:06,580
Right.
724
00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:10,580
All ghost towns except for Fred's blackjack table.
725
00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:11,580
Exactly.
726
00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:17,580
Where the kids are betting eyeballs and teeth and shit, but it was well worth it.
727
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:19,300
Well, we had a great time, Fred.
728
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,580
I hope you had a great birthday.
729
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:25,580
Obviously, you know, we like, I pulled it off.
730
00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:26,580
Yeah.
731
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:29,580
Like the biggest surprise, I know this is a good surprise.
732
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:30,580
I got a really cool gifts.
733
00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:33,580
Like I got really cool gifts from everybody right.
734
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,580
I gave him 20 bucks.
735
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:35,580
I got a Carolina pandas.
736
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:36,580
Guns.
737
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:37,580
But really, it was gone bag, yeah.
738
00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:38,580
I got head covers for it for my club.
739
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:39,580
Carolina pandas.
740
00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:40,580
Not really.
741
00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:50,580
My guy gave me the mini helmet.
742
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:51,580
Yeah.
743
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,580
Props to green gridiron, right?
744
00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:54,580
Right.
745
00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:55,580
Yeah.
746
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:56,580
Bonser potentially.
747
00:23:56,580 --> 00:24:00,580
He got him the custom alt mini helmet.
748
00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:02,580
Custom really cool helmet.
749
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:03,580
Yes.
750
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,580
Very cool.
751
00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:14,580
So, but my wife, my wife, I top dog, because I told her like, I told her go months ago,
752
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:17,580
like, you know, sat out to this comedian.
753
00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:19,580
She was like, I think you got it.
754
00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:20,580
One tee.
755
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:21,580
You got it.
756
00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:28,580
Just throw it right in my mouth.
757
00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:29,580
Yeah.
758
00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:30,580
Happy birthday.
759
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:31,580
One.
760
00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:32,580
One.
761
00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:33,580
One.
762
00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:34,580
One.
763
00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:38,580
Second while you can't old man.
764
00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:41,580
She, I told her I wanted to go see this dude, Jeff Kerr.
765
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:46,580
Like, he's just got came out with his Netflix special.
766
00:24:46,580 --> 00:24:49,580
I had a chance to see him before he blew up in Greenville.
767
00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:56,340
But then the black man at the AM, I waited too late to buy the figures and he got sold out.
768
00:24:56,340 --> 00:24:59,580
He was here for three days and all his shows got sold out.
769
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:00,580
I was very disappointed.
770
00:25:00,580 --> 00:25:06,700
But I saw he was on tour again and I told my wife, I was like, I want to see this dude.
771
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:09,460
I was like, pick a, pick a city.
772
00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:10,460
You know what I mean?
773
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:14,460
Like, he was coming to like Rock Hill, Asheville.
774
00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:15,460
Yeah.
775
00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:16,460
I mean, he was coming close.
776
00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:17,460
You know what I'm saying?
777
00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:20,460
And I was like, just pick a city and you know, that's where we're going.
778
00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:21,460
Yeah.
779
00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:24,460
So she gives him my birthday present.
780
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:30,820
She got tickets to go see the guy in Las Vegas.
781
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:36,460
Ladies and gentlemen, the black link and collective is going back to thirds of the black link and
782
00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:37,460
collective.
783
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:38,460
Oh my gosh.
784
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:39,460
I know.
785
00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:41,460
Actually, I much check it though.
786
00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:42,460
What are you going to do?
787
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,460
Come on, man.
788
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:44,460
I'm considering it.
789
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:45,460
I'm considering it.
790
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:46,460
I'm considering it.
791
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:49,460
I don't know where your seats are, but they're breaking.
792
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:50,460
I don't even know.
793
00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:51,460
Oh, you got to go to show.
794
00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:52,460
Just go to play.
795
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:55,580
Well, I'm not going to go all the way to Las Vegas and not go to the show for the comedian that
796
00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:56,580
I think is okay.
797
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:57,580
It's in the sphere.
798
00:25:57,580 --> 00:25:58,580
It's another show.
799
00:25:58,580 --> 00:25:59,580
Oh, we'll see that.
800
00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:01,580
No, well, in that case, I would go see that in the sphere.
801
00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:03,580
I would go see it in the sphere.
802
00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:08,740
It's not in the sphere, but like, maybe, we got to do it.
803
00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:09,740
I'm going to see here.
804
00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,740
I'm going to the sphere.
805
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:12,740
Say what?
806
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:13,740
Yeah.
807
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:14,740
That's fine.
808
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:20,740
So, yeah, so Fred, ladies and gentlemen, in the beginning of February, 2027, we're announcing
809
00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:22,500
it right now on the show.
810
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,500
Nobody needs to know.
811
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,300
Don't tell friends, wife.
812
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:28,580
We're having a show meeting in Vegas.
813
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:32,380
Show, if you're a fan of the show, you want to come see us in Vegas.
814
00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:33,380
Come see us.
815
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,380
Come see us.
816
00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:35,380
Come see us.
817
00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:37,380
I will save the money.
818
00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:38,380
It's the right.
819
00:26:38,380 --> 00:26:42,580
I will make sure my kids don't eat from now until February.
820
00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:46,220
I get to go to Vegas.
821
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:47,540
But no, yeah, so we're doing it.
822
00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:48,540
We're going to make it through.
823
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,540
We're doing it.
824
00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:50,540
Look for us.
825
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:54,740
Can't get it kicked out of a Italian casino somewhere.
826
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:55,740
Why not?
827
00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:58,980
You get the hammer or the salami.
828
00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:01,380
Oh, I want the salami.
829
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:05,620
They're like, he's so straight.
830
00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:07,340
It'd be awesome.
831
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:10,980
We get back there and you guys go, hey, we're going to get into a tournament and blind
832
00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:11,980
guy is still there.
833
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:13,980
That's fucking guys dead.
834
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:14,980
We got that guy.
835
00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:18,980
It's going to be January 12th, part two.
836
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:21,980
It's February 6th.
837
00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:23,580
January 6th, part two.
838
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:27,660
It's literally February 6th, we will be there.
839
00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:30,380
So you're not that far off, Fred.
840
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:33,420
That would be so insane.
841
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,420
That would not.
842
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,980
We won't be able to go to Vegas anymore.
843
00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:41,260
Every time every day the black league of Galena goes to Vegas, the country falls.
844
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:45,820
One more pillar of our country's destroyed.
845
00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:46,820
You're welcome.
846
00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:47,820
You're on the plate.
847
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:48,820
The nations are firing.
848
00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:49,820
We're on the plane.
849
00:27:49,820 --> 00:27:50,820
We're going to play.
850
00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:51,820
We're going to play.
851
00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:52,820
We're going to play.
852
00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:53,820
I was fucking.
853
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:54,820
There we go.
854
00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:55,820
You guys like, Sid.
855
00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:58,020
I was like, you see what's going on in Washington?
856
00:27:58,020 --> 00:28:00,220
I was like, yeah, what a weed stop in.
857
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,500
Yeah, that was exactly what happened.
858
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,460
We're going the opposite way.
859
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:06,460
We're going to get out burger.
860
00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:07,460
Yeah, man.
861
00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:08,460
I'm in and out.
862
00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:10,460
It's going to be great.
863
00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:13,180
But yes, we will, you know what?
864
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:20,980
I will leak some details as I book and arrange things and we will have a meetup for the show
865
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:25,860
of things like the podcast in the great state of Las Vegas.
866
00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:26,860
Yeah.
867
00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:27,860
I'm not.
868
00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:35,060
I'm glad my plan is to be trunk enough to not know what state I'm in literally and figuratively.
869
00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:37,060
I'm going to take my.
870
00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,060
No, we will not.
871
00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:40,060
You will not take my.
872
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,060
You're a cheap date.
873
00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:45,140
I am a cheap date and that's why the ladies love me.
874
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,380
So they're like, look at this guy.
875
00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:51,180
He's passed out and he and turns out he bought dinner with his guard that I fished out of his
876
00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:52,180
wallet.
877
00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:53,180
Right.
878
00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:54,180
And I stole brother.
879
00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:57,260
And then I got to take out of it and the restaurant.
880
00:28:57,260 --> 00:28:58,260
Did he?
881
00:28:58,260 --> 00:28:59,860
Did you ruin this man?
882
00:28:59,860 --> 00:29:02,460
Nah, we just had a beer.
883
00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:04,940
He said he wanted chicken wings and he was asleep before they came out.
884
00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:06,260
I don't even know.
885
00:29:06,260 --> 00:29:08,260
I don't believe that.
886
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:09,740
No, that will never happen.
887
00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:11,740
Just show them my sleeping mouth.
888
00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:13,900
It will stop the snoring.
889
00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:17,660
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to take quick break.
890
00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:18,660
Happy birthday, Fred.
891
00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:19,660
Happy 50th.
892
00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:20,660
Happy to the kids.
893
00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:22,660
Happy everybody who celebrates the birthday.
894
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:23,660
And happy BLC.
895
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:27,660
Happy birthday to all of the Virgos.
896
00:29:27,660 --> 00:29:30,660
Virgos make the world around.
897
00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:31,660
Right.
898
00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:34,660
Virgos make the world go.
899
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:36,660
Virgos make her go.
900
00:29:36,660 --> 00:29:37,660
I he.
901
00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:38,660
I he.
902
00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:39,660
We'll be right back.
903
00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:44,700
The Black Linkin Collective Podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
904
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:54,700
[MUSIC]
905
00:29:54,700 --> 00:30:04,700
[MUSIC]
906
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:14,700
[MUSIC]
907
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:22,700
[MUSIC]
908
00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:32,700
[MUSIC]
909
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:32,700
[MUSIC]
910
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:42,700
[MUSIC]
911
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:51,700
We've always promised from the beginning of time, Fred.
912
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:55,700
That on the 250th edition of the BLC podcast.
913
00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:56,700
Yeah, I remember that now.
914
00:30:56,700 --> 00:31:01,700
Remember from episode two, we said we were like, hey, go back to episode two.
915
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:03,700
We ever get the 255.
916
00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:06,700
Right, it's gonna we're gonna have a video game segment.
917
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,700
A video game segment.
918
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,700
A video game segment.
919
00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:10,700
A video game segment.
920
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:11,700
Right.
921
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:14,700
And so ladies and gentlemen, is this is it?
922
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,700
This is the video game segment.
923
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:23,700
Collective.
924
00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:26,700
[MUSIC]
925
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,700
What is it when you get killed?
926
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:29,700
Boob boob boob boob.
927
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:37,700
My favorite, well, though, is like when you in Mario, when you go in the tubes and the beat drops is like, fuck, I got, I got, I got, yeah, I got.
928
00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,700
Oh, dude, that's tight.
929
00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:41,700
That's a feeling.
930
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,700
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
931
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,700
Yeah, when are you like, oh, you're like, oh, what was your first sister?
932
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:52,700
I'm mind was a say, I think say, good dream.
933
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:54,700
Yeah, say, good Genesis.
934
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:55,700
Wow.
935
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:57,700
No, master system master system.
936
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:58,700
I had to say a match.
937
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:01,700
I was a, I couldn't afford to tend to.
938
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:03,700
Okay.
939
00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:06,700
So my mom's like, nope, we're getting this other one.
940
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:12,700
My first, well, my first was a 64 or no, no, no, no.
941
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:15,700
Any S. Yeah, any S. It's an interesting.
942
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,700
Yeah, it was, it was the NES.
943
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,700
I wanted to tarry.
944
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:26,700
The first, no, Atari, no, that was my cousin's first was Coleco vision.
945
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:27,700
Oh, okay.
946
00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:28,700
Yeah.
947
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:30,700
And then he got a 2600.
948
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,700
Yeah, I got, yeah, it was a 200, it was 2600.
949
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:35,700
Yeah, yeah, I had the three buttons on each side.
950
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,700
Yeah, a buddy of mine had it.
951
00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:38,700
Right.
952
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,700
I remember playing it a lot with them.
953
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:41,700
Yes.
954
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:46,700
Well, Fred, you know, this is going to, this story is going to take you right back to those days then.
955
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:47,700
Okay.
956
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:52,700
Fred, our friends in Washington, DC.
957
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:53,700
Yes, sir.
958
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:54,700
Oh, state.
959
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:55,700
Okay.
960
00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:56,700
No, no district.
961
00:32:56,700 --> 00:33:00,700
I launched a brand new set of video games, Fred.
962
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,700
Oh, that's right.
963
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:04,700
The White House finally launched its online arcade.
964
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,700
It's called Killed the Brown people.
965
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,700
It's basically called that.
966
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:09,700
Yes.
967
00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,700
That is real.
968
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,700
That is a real story, Alan.
969
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:14,700
It contains five.
970
00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:16,700
No, it is.
971
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:23,700
It contains five derivative, crudely made video games that make Trump's plan, which is stupid
972
00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:27,700
stuff, basically turn it into the video game.
973
00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:32,700
Like the one was like Tetris and it's like build the wall.
974
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:35,700
So promoting it was promoting it's not out of kidding.
975
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:40,700
It's promoting on social media with the declaration can't stop winning.
976
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:46,700
The arcade boroughs and according to our friends at Cartoon Brew will loosely borrow liberally
977
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:51,700
from Tetris snake, Flappy Bird and a few other familiar games.
978
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:57,700
And it is the arc, it's the ladies example of the Trump administration using animation and game design
979
00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,700
to sell their political message.
980
00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:01,700
Now it's all pixel art.
981
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,700
So it's all eight.
982
00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:05,700
It's all eight.
983
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,700
It's all over school.
984
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:10,700
So you have the Tetris knockoff, which is called build the wall.
985
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:15,700
And Fred and that's not how I wish this was a joke.
986
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:21,700
In build the wall, player stack barriers, while pixelated figures approach from the southern border.
987
00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:28,700
The White House describes the objective of protecting the border from the incoming hoard.
988
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,700
Using strings.
989
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:35,700
Using language that strips migrants in their humanity and recast them as an mating swarm,
990
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,700
which is a favorite tactic and fascist throughout history.
991
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:42,700
Okay, so I want the website now.
992
00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:43,700
Yeah.
993
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:45,700
Now they have Flappy Beale.
994
00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:48,700
So build the wall.
995
00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:51,700
Tetris sued like a meteorite.
996
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:52,700
Yeah.
997
00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:55,700
Send out and they're like, we do not condone the use of our stuff.
998
00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:57,700
Take that shit down dog.
999
00:34:57,700 --> 00:34:59,700
Yeah, so build the wall is gone.
1000
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:00,700
Yeah.
1001
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:04,700
Now the next game that you can deal here, I'll run through them with you so you can.
1002
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:05,700
Okay.
1003
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:08,700
The next game is Rio Run, which is the second from the left.
1004
00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:10,700
Rio Run is uglier.
1005
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:15,700
It's a snake style game that has players can guess, Alan, please do play it while we do this.
1006
00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:21,700
That has players control a pixel art likeness of Trump's borders are Tom Homan capturing migrants
1007
00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:28,700
of a color of color who form an ever growing line of detainees behind him at the end.
1008
00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:29,700
Oh my God.
1009
00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:35,700
At the end, the score is presented as a deportation total.
1010
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:41,100
So yeah, so immediately after this is terrible.
1011
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:47,900
So immediately after this was launched Tetris, the Tetris company, which is who licensed great
1012
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:48,900
job, Alan.
1013
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:52,500
You deported five of your brother and sisters.
1014
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:55,860
Responded to the build the wall game with an Instagram post that we believe in the power
1015
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:59,860
of connection of bringing people together, not dividing them to our fans everywhere.
1016
00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:00,860
We love you.
1017
00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:03,140
We see you and we're grateful to have you in our community.
1018
00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:08,180
The White House, obviously, the sland they said they were not involved in this.
1019
00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:09,580
They have the White House.
1020
00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:10,580
They weren't involved in it.
1021
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:14,220
No, no, no, Tetris said they were not involved in this at all.
1022
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,420
Okay, okay, okay.
1023
00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:21,780
So of course the White House has not credited artist animators, designers or anything else.
1024
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,540
Or anybody else that they've done it.
1025
00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:26,100
So now Alan is playing, what is he playing here?
1026
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,420
I don't know what this one is.
1027
00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:28,860
Oh, this is the R.A.K. one.
1028
00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:32,340
Yeah, this is the R.A.K. food one.
1029
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:36,620
So yeah, this is, let me see if I can find the information.
1030
00:36:36,620 --> 00:36:39,300
School Food Agenda is what they call it.
1031
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:40,820
School Food Agenda.
1032
00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:45,140
Yes, they all promote Trump back legislation, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., School Food Agenda
1033
00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:49,940
and the Administrations Child Savings Account.
1034
00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:52,820
So yeah, Fred, what the fuck?
1035
00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:54,820
It's really all I can say.
1036
00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:56,820
Look at them.
1037
00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:59,820
Oh, they need some more brainworms.
1038
00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:01,820
That might be fine.
1039
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:02,820
Who is that?
1040
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:03,820
Is that my guy?
1041
00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:04,820
He's a bird.
1042
00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:07,460
No, that looks like a big, that looks like the gold goth from them.
1043
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:08,940
Oh my God, dude, I hate every bar.
1044
00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:09,940
Oh, you got punched.
1045
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:10,940
You got punched.
1046
00:37:10,940 --> 00:37:11,940
Alan got punched in the face.
1047
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:12,940
Oh, you ate the bad food.
1048
00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:13,940
You ate some bad food.
1049
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:14,940
You ate the pants in the face.
1050
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:15,940
That's it.
1051
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:16,940
Well, guess what?
1052
00:37:16,940 --> 00:37:19,140
That's all any of us are eating these days.
1053
00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:20,140
Beef Talo.
1054
00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:21,140
What is that?
1055
00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:22,140
Is that like?
1056
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:27,340
Is melted down beef fat, which people love to say is healthy for you.
1057
00:37:27,340 --> 00:37:29,380
And it's really not that great.
1058
00:37:29,380 --> 00:37:30,380
But whatever.
1059
00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:40,220
Well, Fred, it is a stupid world that we live in that I wish Alan more than anything were
1060
00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:41,220
take this away.
1061
00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:43,780
So I don't have to see it anymore.
1062
00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:45,780
Reject, reject, reject, reject.
1063
00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:47,780
Oh, it hits.
1064
00:37:47,780 --> 00:37:52,100
Well, so shockingly, the White House's website doesn't work.
1065
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,100
Look at that.
1066
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,540
I got a black guy.
1067
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,540
Yes.
1068
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:58,940
Look, it told you twice.
1069
00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:00,540
There you go.
1070
00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:02,740
40% of your line was treated.
1071
00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:03,740
Great choice.
1072
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,540
That doesn't even make sense.
1073
00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:07,300
And a new adventure.
1074
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:08,860
Okay, we know what Flappy Burn is.
1075
00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:11,660
I'm sure there'll have some other ones at some point.
1076
00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:12,660
There you go.
1077
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:15,420
Well, Fred, what the fuck again?
1078
00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:16,420
No.
1079
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:19,020
Yeah, what the fuck indeed?
1080
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,300
So there you go.
1081
00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:23,140
That's my video game news for this week.
1082
00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:27,300
Well, we're fucked.
1083
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:29,140
Is that all there?
1084
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,140
I go.
1085
00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:32,140
See you can see it now.
1086
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:34,140
Don't you email either, Fred?
1087
00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,140
Yeah.
1088
00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:36,140
Yeah.
1089
00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:43,140
It's funny, but please sign it.
1090
00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:48,020
No, just gave that away, too, like.
1091
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:50,460
Yeah.
1092
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:52,300
Please sign me up for the newsletter, Alan.
1093
00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:58,260
So we are also coming into a new game.
1094
00:38:58,260 --> 00:38:59,260
A new game drop.
1095
00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:00,740
It's a season, right?
1096
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:01,740
Right.
1097
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,740
Video game.
1098
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:04,260
This is kind of the season for games, right?
1099
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:05,260
Leading up to Christmas.
1100
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,260
Right.
1101
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:07,260
Yeah, leading up to Christmas.
1102
00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:08,260
Yeah, you know, leading up to Christmas.
1103
00:39:08,260 --> 00:39:09,260
Things cool down.
1104
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:10,260
People are no longer going outside.
1105
00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:11,260
Right.
1106
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,260
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1107
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:17,980
So one that I am very interested in seeing is the new Wolverine.
1108
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:18,980
Game.
1109
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:19,980
Aha.
1110
00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:21,660
Oh, there's a new Wolverine game.
1111
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,660
Yes.
1112
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:32,300
There's a Wolverine game, like kind of in the same gameplay style as the Spider-Man games.
1113
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:33,300
Okay.
1114
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:34,300
Open world context.
1115
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:35,300
Open world.
1116
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:36,300
Yeah.
1117
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,300
Yeah.
1118
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:41,300
And like, but they said it's pretty brutal.
1119
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:42,300
Yeah, I mean sure.
1120
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:43,300
Well, it's Canadian.
1121
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:44,300
Yeah.
1122
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:45,300
Yeah.
1123
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,300
He's from Canada.
1124
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:49,140
He is Canadian.
1125
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:50,140
Yeah.
1126
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:52,140
He's the meanest, the meanest Canadian ever.
1127
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,140
Right.
1128
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:56,380
He was the name from man Chuck bump, bump, bump, bump.
1129
00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:57,380
Not a place.
1130
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:58,380
Not a place.
1131
00:39:58,380 --> 00:39:59,380
Not a place.
1132
00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:01,620
Good luck from band Wolverine console.
1133
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:04,860
My yes, they made a PS5 console.
1134
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,860
Oh, it's the only PS1.
1135
00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:06,860
Yellow and black.
1136
00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:07,860
Yeah.
1137
00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:09,860
Well, that's the only one I see.
1138
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:10,860
Okay.
1139
00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:11,860
Just coming out on PS5.
1140
00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:12,860
Yeah.
1141
00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:18,620
It drops today's that day and then I think it drops in a couple days.
1142
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:19,620
So all right.
1143
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:20,620
I'm pretty excited about that.
1144
00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:21,620
He said yes.
1145
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,100
I'm very excited about that.
1146
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:27,500
Also everybody should be excited about it.
1147
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,100
So here comes the big one.
1148
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:32,380
The big one Grand Devado sits.
1149
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:33,940
So all the kids are talking about.
1150
00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:34,940
Yeah, man.
1151
00:40:34,940 --> 00:40:35,940
Oh my god.
1152
00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:36,940
I can't wait for it.
1153
00:40:36,940 --> 00:40:37,940
What's going to make this one better?
1154
00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:41,140
The Grand Theft Auto 5?
1155
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:44,060
It's new.
1156
00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:46,020
We've been waiting 13 years.
1157
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:47,020
Has it really been 13 years?
1158
00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:48,020
Yeah.
1159
00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:49,020
It's been 13 years, man.
1160
00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:54,980
And to be honest, if they hadn't come out with a new one, GTA 5 was just fine.
1161
00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:55,980
It was.
1162
00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:56,980
Yeah, it is.
1163
00:40:56,980 --> 00:41:01,580
And Alan, you said that you played GTA 5, right?
1164
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:02,580
Yeah, I play.
1165
00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:03,660
I do the role play.
1166
00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:05,180
You do the role play.
1167
00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:06,180
That's so interesting.
1168
00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:07,180
Tell me more.
1169
00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:08,180
It's awesome.
1170
00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:09,180
That's right.
1171
00:41:09,180 --> 00:41:10,180
What you do is.
1172
00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:13,140
What you do is they set up, they have servers.
1173
00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:19,420
They set servers and you just go into a server and you can be whatever you want to be.
1174
00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:23,220
I mean, you could just go in and there and you can get a regular pedestrian or you can
1175
00:41:23,220 --> 00:41:25,420
be like in my case, I'm a cop.
1176
00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:30,060
And I'm out of the Carolina State role playing thing.
1177
00:41:30,060 --> 00:41:31,060
So okay.
1178
00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:33,820
So you play with other people from the carol?
1179
00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:35,580
No, I play it's part of the care.
1180
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,220
Most of the guys are there from Carolina.
1181
00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:38,220
Right.
1182
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:39,220
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1183
00:41:39,220 --> 00:41:40,220
Right.
1184
00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:42,220
So how many people are on a server at a time?
1185
00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:43,220
Like, do you think?
1186
00:41:43,220 --> 00:41:46,060
At least in yours, the one you're running, yeah.
1187
00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:51,620
Well, I think I played on Saturday and I think we had like, what, but 900 people.
1188
00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:52,620
900 people.
1189
00:41:52,620 --> 00:41:53,620
Yeah, for you.
1190
00:41:53,620 --> 00:41:58,060
And you have to, and when you role play, you can't break character.
1191
00:41:58,060 --> 00:41:59,060
Right.
1192
00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:00,060
Right.
1193
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:04,100
And it's cool because when you role play, if you get close to somebody, your mic works.
1194
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:05,100
Yeah.
1195
00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:10,780
And then you can talk to somebody and they'll call somebody or steal a car and you put people
1196
00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:11,780
in jail.
1197
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:12,780
Yeah.
1198
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:18,940
And when you put them in jail, they stay in like five minutes is like six months.
1199
00:42:18,940 --> 00:42:25,620
Oh, if I throw you in jail, you have your own life in jail for five minutes and you do
1200
00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:26,620
whatever you want to do.
1201
00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:29,540
And I just, so do I, do I, I don't get a trial?
1202
00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:30,540
Yeah, yeah.
1203
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:31,540
We have trials.
1204
00:42:31,540 --> 00:42:32,540
Really?
1205
00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:40,460
We have a lot of people, people represent you, judges, lawyers and grand abs, auto five is
1206
00:42:40,460 --> 00:42:42,540
more organized than a paraca.
1207
00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:43,540
Oh, yeah.
1208
00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:44,540
Yeah, it is.
1209
00:42:44,540 --> 00:42:45,540
It is.
1210
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:52,620
And then like repercussions on this game, like, so you, like in the video game, like you can
1211
00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:58,580
just go crazy and kill everybody and then, you know, hija car and then take, get your
1212
00:42:58,580 --> 00:42:59,580
stars taken away.
1213
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:00,580
Right.
1214
00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:06,500
But like if this is you get shot, yeah, if you get shot, you get kicked out, but I mean,
1215
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:10,820
you can come, you come back, you come back, okay, do you have all your stuff?
1216
00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:15,100
No, no, no, no, if you get kicked, let's see, if you get killed, you, you get kicked out
1217
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,620
for about 20, 30 minutes.
1218
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:17,940
It depends on the server.
1219
00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:18,940
Right.
1220
00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:19,940
Okay.
1221
00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:24,500
You get, you get kicked out for 30 minutes and then you can come back in.
1222
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:26,540
But like you said, your stuff is gone.
1223
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:30,540
Yeah, stuff is gone, you know, whatever you, I mean, because what happens is normally
1224
00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:37,540
if you get killed, if I kill you and I'm a cop, I mean, I'm a corrupt cop, I'll steal all
1225
00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:38,540
your shit.
1226
00:43:38,540 --> 00:43:42,860
You know, I'll steal you carry my, not a surprise.
1227
00:43:42,860 --> 00:43:45,020
And then they, they, you have phones?
1228
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:46,020
Yeah.
1229
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:49,060
You could call like, for example, you could call me on the phone.
1230
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,060
Right.
1231
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:51,060
Hey, man, where are you at?
1232
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:52,060
I'm over here.
1233
00:43:52,060 --> 00:43:53,060
Okay.
1234
00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:54,060
I'm.
1235
00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:57,660
And then you could just, you know, see, oh, man, I'm going to have to get on this.
1236
00:43:57,660 --> 00:43:58,660
Oh, yeah.
1237
00:43:58,660 --> 00:44:04,460
I'm going to get on it because I've seen, I've seen like gameplay of it, like, you know,
1238
00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:09,980
I've seen that and it looked really interesting, but like I didn't know how to get in.
1239
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:10,980
Yeah.
1240
00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:11,980
I'm saying.
1241
00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:12,980
I got it in.
1242
00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:16,420
And it's real, it's real, you know, you have to do, you have to be in character.
1243
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:17,420
Yeah.
1244
00:44:17,420 --> 00:44:22,580
You have to, and then they have gangs and they have people that have parties and, yeah,
1245
00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:27,580
we bust people at parties and you can go to the gun shop and buy guns and then I can
1246
00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,580
bust you.
1247
00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:33,900
And it all depends on like I can be like, all right, let me see your license.
1248
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:36,100
Technically, you don't have a license, right?
1249
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:39,500
I can go through the storyline and I can be like, all right, you look good.
1250
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:42,740
Or I can be like, I'll be right back and then I can be like, now you've got to suspend
1251
00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:45,260
the license and you'd be like, you're not going to catch me copper.
1252
00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:49,500
I got to follow you and then I call for it.
1253
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,500
You got it.
1254
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:53,460
It's really, the other cops come and help me.
1255
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:54,460
Yeah.
1256
00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:55,460
Yeah.
1257
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:58,260
Is it is like everybody there?
1258
00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:04,580
So my question would be is it like everybody's there and they're all like, or all prostitutes
1259
00:45:04,580 --> 00:45:07,100
of cops or is it like, I'm a banker.
1260
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:11,420
No, no, no, no, it's only about 10% of the server is cops.
1261
00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:12,420
Not even that much.
1262
00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:16,300
Real and deflease forces because it's easier to be a criminal.
1263
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,300
Right.
1264
00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:18,300
Yeah.
1265
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:19,300
Sure.
1266
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,300
A lot of people just do their thing.
1267
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:21,300
But you are, right?
1268
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:24,340
You know, but well, I'm a corrupt criminal, right?
1269
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:27,860
Which is like, you know, the best of all worlds.
1270
00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:33,620
I think out of all the cops, I think three of us are corrupt.
1271
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:34,620
Everybody is.
1272
00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:37,700
What is the dirtiest cops you did on the game?
1273
00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:38,700
Allegedly.
1274
00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:43,860
Oh, we interrogated a guy and I shot him in the head.
1275
00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:51,340
And then we'll interrogate somebody and then we'll take him to the shooting range and
1276
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:55,580
tie him up and he'll be like, no, no, no, no, man.
1277
00:45:55,580 --> 00:45:57,500
I can get away if he wants.
1278
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,500
All right.
1279
00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,500
Part of the character.
1280
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:01,500
He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1281
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:09,160
And we'll just kill him and then normally if we do that, whoever is part of the server, whoever
1282
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:14,100
is part of the server, we'll just send the thing and be like, all right, we killed him.
1283
00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:15,100
We killed him.
1284
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:16,420
Yeah, they'll bring him back at five.
1285
00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,260
They'll bring him back in a couple of minutes.
1286
00:46:18,260 --> 00:46:19,260
Right, right, yeah.
1287
00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:20,980
They'll let him come back quick.
1288
00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:21,980
That's crazy.
1289
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:26,460
You'll put him on the other side of the map.
1290
00:46:26,460 --> 00:46:27,460
Yeah.
1291
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:29,460
I will see him the rest of the night.
1292
00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:32,700
Yeah, yeah, yeah, unless he comes for revenge.
1293
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:36,260
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel them come back from revenge and we're cops.
1294
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:39,700
You sit in the car, eat the doughnut.
1295
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:45,620
Yeah, we can run over people and as cops, your health level is higher.
1296
00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:49,540
Okay, health level then.
1297
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:56,540
I'm going on four years now.
1298
00:46:56,540 --> 00:46:57,540
Wow.
1299
00:46:57,540 --> 00:47:01,540
I started in COVID.
1300
00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:03,540
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1301
00:47:03,540 --> 00:47:07,740
Yeah, well, friend, let me tell you something about what I do on Grand Theft Auto.
1302
00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:08,740
I want to do that.
1303
00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:09,740
Well, you know, nothing.
1304
00:47:09,740 --> 00:47:11,740
I've never played Grand Theft Auto.
1305
00:47:11,740 --> 00:47:12,740
You never played.
1306
00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:13,740
No.
1307
00:47:13,740 --> 00:47:18,340
And my life, what are you doing with the original Grand Theft Auto?
1308
00:47:18,340 --> 00:47:20,460
What are you doing with your life?
1309
00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:22,180
I'm using it.
1310
00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:26,260
Okay, so, what do you play six?
1311
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:27,260
No.
1312
00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:28,260
Why?
1313
00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:29,980
Why would I play six?
1314
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:31,580
I'm not going to know what's happening.
1315
00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:33,300
I'm going to miss the first five.
1316
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:36,460
No, no, no, you don't need to play the first five to get the score.
1317
00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:37,460
I feel like I do.
1318
00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:38,460
I played one.
1319
00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:41,740
Yeah, because you played like Grand Theft Auto.
1320
00:47:41,740 --> 00:47:43,740
Yeah, you remember that.
1321
00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:49,500
So, bringing back, who's six bringing back, is they bringing back the, the, the, the, the, what's
1322
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:52,140
his name, the ball head, do right?
1323
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,540
Let's talk about it.
1324
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:58,060
Let's, let's, let's, let's, there, uh, because you get in five, you could play with three
1325
00:47:58,060 --> 00:47:59,060
characters.
1326
00:47:59,060 --> 00:48:00,060
What is the season there?
1327
00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,060
Are they bringing back Trevor?
1328
00:48:01,060 --> 00:48:04,260
Trevor, yeah, I think Trevor's coming back, Trevor's coming back.
1329
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:05,260
Yeah, yeah.
1330
00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:10,180
So when is Grand Theft Auto 6 being released to the world?
1331
00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:12,060
No, Vimber if.
1332
00:48:12,060 --> 00:48:21,460
Teriffs, the, the piece of shit who's leaking it, don't get it pushed back because there's
1333
00:48:21,460 --> 00:48:27,100
a dude who, like, I don't know if he worked for Rockstar or what, but like, he's got the whole
1334
00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:28,100
game.
1335
00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:33,300
Like, and he's been playing it and showing like, game play.
1336
00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:36,340
Oh, so he actually has a copy of the game.
1337
00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:38,540
Yeah, he has a copy of the game.
1338
00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:39,540
Right.
1339
00:48:39,540 --> 00:48:40,540
Yeah.
1340
00:48:40,540 --> 00:48:44,700
And he's been, so, and Rockstar holds it back and changes stuff.
1341
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:45,860
I mean, exactly.
1342
00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:51,760
Yeah, exactly, which, fuck that guy because everybody's been waiting 13 years.
1343
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:52,760
Right.
1344
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:57,800
Some of us have, yeah, yeah, some of us have two still though, fuck that guy.
1345
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:58,800
I agree.
1346
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,200
Yeah, fuck that guy, man.
1347
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,040
Like, don't do that.
1348
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:06,080
You know, and I think is the last six months of it went by quick.
1349
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,080
Yeah.
1350
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,080
And then it's first announced it.
1351
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,080
It's set like it was forever.
1352
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:13,760
And now that it's, well, it was supposed to come out in June, wasn't it?
1353
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:18,320
19, but they came out, was the first leak that came out.
1354
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:19,320
Right.
1355
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,160
Was an ad.
1356
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,240
I'm proud to say I haven't seen any of it.
1357
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:25,840
Well, let me tell you about it.
1358
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,840
Yeah, the trip, all the same.
1359
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,840
That's all I say.
1360
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,840
I don't want, I'm not supporting that dude.
1361
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:31,840
Good job.
1362
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,840
I'm not supporting that dude.
1363
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,720
I don't even like, well, I can tell you what his name isn't, Fred.
1364
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:41,560
I mean, it might be that man.
1365
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,560
I don't know.
1366
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,560
We're in fact, that's the mood.
1367
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:52,360
No, but Fred, you know, that reminds me leaks, Fred.
1368
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:58,800
Oh, wait, like you on Sunday, right?
1369
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,200
Some people have different types of leaks, Fred.
1370
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:06,360
League you, Fred, League you, Fred, some people leak from their various body parts.
1371
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,840
Yep, some leak information.
1372
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,840
Yep.
1373
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:15,240
And some leak their weak spot in a karate fight.
1374
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:20,200
And that's why you need to go visit our friends at Dongs.com.
1375
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,200
That's right.
1376
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:24,000
Fred, Dongs.com.
1377
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Yep.
1378
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,240
Dongs karate.
1379
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,320
Choose your nearest, nearest location.
1380
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:30,320
Oh.
1381
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:35,520
In Virginia, in Virginia or in Virginia.
1382
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:42,360
And get ready because these Dongs, they're coming in hot.
1383
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,360
Hot Dongs.
1384
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,360
Some brand new thing.
1385
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,880
You're going to say, where did all these Dongs come from?
1386
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:48,880
Yep.
1387
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:53,000
And you're going to know, Sianna, Verkishai.
1388
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
But yes, very close.
1389
00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:00,400
But Fred, along the lines of what crazy shit you're talking about, because you know, the
1390
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:01,400
world's gone crazy, Fred.
1391
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,360
And along the ways, real bit.
1392
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,800
And you know, I'm not going with them.
1393
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,120
No, you can't because you've got 50 years of keeping it in between.
1394
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,120
That's right.
1395
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,120
Keep it in the way.
1396
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,120
Not the time.
1397
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,120
Two minutes.
1398
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,120
Two minutes.
1399
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,120
Let it go.
1400
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:17,120
I can't bear it.
1401
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,120
What the fuck?
1402
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,120
Oh.
1403
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,120
Like the beaters are talking to me.
1404
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:29,240
But Fred, not only are people idiots, they're also stupid.
1405
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,240
Stupid idiots.
1406
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:34,240
And that's how you can tell that people are stupid.
1407
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:36,960
Like on the whole, right?
1408
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:37,960
On the whole.
1409
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:43,920
Not just, no, on the, generally speaking in throughout the entire world, people are getting
1410
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:44,920
stupid.
1411
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,440
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
1412
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,440
Right.
1413
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:52,200
And I can tell you this, because of a not-friend of the show, maybe future-friend of the
1414
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,200
show, probably not.
1415
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,640
MMA fighter, Cole Johnson.
1416
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:56,640
Cole?
1417
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,640
Yeah.
1418
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:58,640
Cole Johnson is, Fred?
1419
00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,640
No, I don't.
1420
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,160
I feel like Alan might already know where the story is going.
1421
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:13,000
Well, Fred, according to our buddy, Cole Johnson, his planning, his 24 year old is planning
1422
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,960
on fighting a chimpanzee.
1423
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,960
Yeah, I heard about it.
1424
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:22,960
Because he doesn't believe the chimpanzees are as strong as science has proven them to
1425
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,800
be hundreds and thousands of girls.
1426
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:26,800
Good.
1427
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,280
I will watch it.
1428
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:30,240
I will watch it.
1429
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:36,400
So I hope his children make a whole lot of, well, Fred, the great thing about Cole Johnson
1430
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,480
is he doesn't have any children.
1431
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,480
Uh-oh.
1432
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,480
And he never will.
1433
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,600
And he don't give it, don't give it to a bomb.
1434
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,880
He's one and no.
1435
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:46,880
He's 24.
1436
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:52,960
He goes by wavy MMA on social media and fights out of city kickboxing in New Zealand.
1437
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:55,120
He has one professional fight.
1438
00:52:55,120 --> 00:53:03,600
He did win that fight, which gave him the confidence to say, I 100% wholeheartedly believe
1439
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,840
I could beat a chimpanzee in a fight.
1440
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,840
Do it.
1441
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:09,840
Lee.
1442
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,840
He said, this is what he said.
1443
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:12,840
Oh, Chris God, dude.
1444
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:18,680
I wish I hope if please let this happen in Vegas, why were they?
1445
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,200
Oh my God.
1446
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,320
And put it on the sphere.
1447
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,320
Oh, I would.
1448
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,800
Oh my God.
1449
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,960
That would be so happy to kill that man.
1450
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:34,440
So according to our buddy, Cole, a chit, you know, okay, Cole, not a friend of the show,
1451
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,800
the champ, friend of the show.
1452
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,640
That's who we're rooting for.
1453
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,960
Ladies and gentlemen, let's be honest, son of a run me.
1454
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:42,960
That's right.
1455
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,440
A rhombae too, baby.
1456
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:49,240
Electric punching punch you punching you.
1457
00:53:49,240 --> 00:54:00,320
A rhombae too, electric punch a loop.
1458
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,680
So Fred, according to our, Johnson, according to this Johnson, a chimpanzee is two times the
1459
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,680
strength of the average human.
1460
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:03,880
You know, who else is two times the strength of the average human?
1461
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:04,880
Johnson asked me.
1462
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:12,520
He said, he said in that, with that, maybe he did with that candor, but he said, he said
1463
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:16,160
me, I've been grappling and wrestling my whole life.
1464
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:21,480
A chimpanzee is four foot tall and 130 pounds because you know what?
1465
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,400
A chimpanzee don't have rules.
1466
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,400
Right.
1467
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,400
And he said, and this is what this is what Cole said.
1468
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:34,200
He said, and he mulling or biting the chimp might try to do will be met with body slams
1469
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,760
and his own biting.
1470
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:45,440
If he, he said everyone, every doubter of him is a trained human, quote unquote.
1471
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:55,720
And he said, he, he, he did come out and say later on, he thinks that he, his initial thing
1472
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:56,720
was a joke.
1473
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:57,720
Fuck.
1474
00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:59,720
He said, you gotta do it.
1475
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:00,720
Right.
1476
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:04,040
Well, he had an interview with Brendan Rue of Santa Cruz, medicinal, which definitely sounds
1477
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:05,800
like a weed company.
1478
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,120
And Johnson admits, that's good.
1479
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,120
Yeah.
1480
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,120
Yeah.
1481
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:18,120
There's chimpanzee power.
1482
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,120
He's so good.
1483
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,120
I think I can fight him.
1484
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,120
Yeah.
1485
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,120
And I can also eat him.
1486
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,120
You right after.
1487
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:24,120
I've always wanted to try monkey brains.
1488
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:31,160
So Johnson said he made the initial videos a joke, but he still wholeheartedly believes that
1489
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,160
he could defeat him.
1490
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,160
Let's go, bro.
1491
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,160
Let's go.
1492
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:40,760
He said he received an offer of $500,000 to go through with the fight.
1493
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,760
Unfortunately, it was money.
1494
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:46,360
It was, it fell through, but not all is lost.
1495
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,960
He says, like, you can go to Africa and get it done.
1496
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,560
Please start, please start to go fund me for this.
1497
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:53,560
Yeah.
1498
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:55,320
This is what go fund me for.
1499
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,360
It's, it's not for help.
1500
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,160
It's not for your friends who passed it.
1501
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,560
It's not for cancer treatment.
1502
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,400
People who haven't burnt down shouldn't be for any of that shit.
1503
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,400
We should take care of that shit.
1504
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,400
It's for monkey.
1505
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,160
What is should be for is my buddy wants to fight a chip.
1506
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,160
It was a might of monkey.
1507
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,560
If you pay $25, you get a live stream of it.
1508
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,560
Yes.
1509
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:15,560
Yes.
1510
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,560
My, he wants to fight an animal.
1511
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,760
It only has to be a, a champion animal.
1512
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,520
He wants to fight an animal that is bigger than him.
1513
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,520
He wants to fight a bear.
1514
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,520
He wants to fight a tiger.
1515
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,680
So he said he was a bite, putting up more beer too.
1516
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,960
I would pay to see you fight this long.
1517
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:30,960
Yeah, man.
1518
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,760
Like, I would just pay really to see an idiot do anything.
1519
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:35,760
What happened?
1520
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,360
What happened to people fighting kangaroos?
1521
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,360
They used to fight kangaroos all the time.
1522
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:40,360
Oh, yeah.
1523
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:41,360
Yeah.
1524
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,360
He's the fox.
1525
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,360
He should have had a kangaroo.
1526
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,360
Yeah, I'm saying.
1527
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,360
That's probably why he's from New Zealand.
1528
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,360
He probably thinks they're the same thing.
1529
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:47,360
Nice, same thing.
1530
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:55,280
Well, according to Johnson, he said the fight will be taking place against a male champ that
1531
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,280
bit a couple of people.
1532
00:56:56,280 --> 00:57:01,400
Now he says for the fight, now he says for the fight that teeth are not going to be cut,
1533
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,440
the claws aren't going to be cut.
1534
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:07,560
But there will be tranquilized on hand just in case safety first after.
1535
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:08,560
No.
1536
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:15,560
And give him also tranquilizers and tranquilizers don't work like in the movies.
1537
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,560
No, not at all.
1538
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,560
It's like that.
1539
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,560
It's going to be like that.
1540
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,560
Yeah.
1541
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:22,560
Yeah.
1542
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:23,560
Yeah.
1543
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:24,560
Yeah.
1544
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,560
Yeah.
1545
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:35,120
Well, according to him, not if, but when he beats this champ, yeah, he's lining up his next
1546
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,560
fight against a polar bear.
1547
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:37,560
Oh, yeah.
1548
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:41,560
And for that, well, hold on now for that one.
1549
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:42,560
I will.
1550
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,560
I will be beasted.
1551
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:44,560
It's always just to show.
1552
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:48,560
He'll fight that one that's on the ice, the skinny one that they show on the other.
1553
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,560
Yeah, the one that's all like, no, that's all brown.
1554
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,560
Yeah.
1555
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:53,560
Because it's sad.
1556
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:58,280
But he said if he's going to fight a polar bear, he feels like he should be able to have
1557
00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,560
a sword.
1558
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,560
Nah.
1559
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,560
Nah.
1560
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,560
No, I agree.
1561
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,560
I give you a knife.
1562
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,560
I give you six inch blade.
1563
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,560
Yeah, because that's going to have you're going to have to get close enough.
1564
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:10,560
You got to get close.
1565
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:11,560
Yeah, you can get it.
1566
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,560
You can get it.
1567
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,560
You can get it.
1568
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,560
If you get close enough to him, I give you a pair of non-jokes.
1569
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,560
Oh, there you go.
1570
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:18,560
Yeah.
1571
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,560
Yeah.
1572
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:20,560
But a pair of non-jokes.
1573
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:21,560
Three sorukins.
1574
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:26,560
That bear is going to take that knife away from him and kick his ass.
1575
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:30,560
Well, see, he can't do that with the monkey because the monkey will take that shit away from him.
1576
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,560
Yeah.
1577
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:33,560
The monkey will use it against an immediate.
1578
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:36,560
And you see the monkey that grabbed an AK-47?
1579
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,560
Yeah.
1580
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,560
It's on his suit and the bull.
1581
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,560
I'm pretty sure that was AI, but still.
1582
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,560
It deals.
1583
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,560
That's how from penitent to the games.
1584
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,560
Oh, you're right.
1585
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,560
You're right.
1586
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,560
Yeah, it was from the play of the A2.
1587
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,560
That's right.
1588
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,560
Yeah.
1589
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,560
But yeah, no, Fred, I'm all for it.
1590
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,560
Yeah.
1591
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,560
The Colesons wants to come on the show and talk to us about this.
1592
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,560
I'm in.
1593
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:57,560
Fight him in an article.
1594
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:58,560
Like, you fight him on a stone.
1595
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,560
Fight him in the middle of the ocean.
1596
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,560
Fight him in the middle of the ocean.
1597
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,560
In the middle of the ocean.
1598
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,560
Yeah.
1599
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,560
I feel like that is not advantageous for the jump.
1600
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,560
Yeah.
1601
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,560
He's so powerful.
1602
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:15,560
But imagine like, okay, so like imagine we should write a movie.
1603
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,560
And this should be the movie.
1604
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:17,560
This should be the movie.
1605
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,560
This should be the movie.
1606
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:19,560
This whole thing.
1607
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,560
So imagine when they're like, okay, where are we going to fight?
1608
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,560
And they're like, well, the only place we can fight is in the jungles.
1609
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,560
Yeah.
1610
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,560
Because no one else is going to let us do this.
1611
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1612
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1613
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1614
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1615
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:38,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1616
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1617
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1618
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:42,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1619
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:43,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1620
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1621
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1622
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:46,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1623
00:59:46,560 --> 01:00:04,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1624
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1625
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1626
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1627
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1628
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:12,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1629
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1630
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:14,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1631
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:15,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1632
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:18,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1633
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:19,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1634
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1635
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:22,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1636
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1637
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:24,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1638
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:25,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1639
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:26,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1640
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1641
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1642
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1643
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:30,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1644
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:45,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1645
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:46,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1646
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1647
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:49,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1648
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:50,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1649
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:51,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1650
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1651
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1652
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:54,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1653
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1654
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1655
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1656
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:07,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1657
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:07,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1658
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:08,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1659
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:09,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1660
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1661
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1662
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1663
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:13,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1664
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:14,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1665
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:15,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1666
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1667
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1668
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:27,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1669
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1670
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:30,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1671
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1672
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1673
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:33,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1674
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1675
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:35,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1676
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:36,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1677
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1678
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:38,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1679
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:39,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1680
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:54,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1681
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:55,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1682
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1683
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:58,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1684
01:01:58,560 --> 01:01:59,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1685
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1686
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:01,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1687
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:02,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1688
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:03,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1689
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:04,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1690
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:05,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1691
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1692
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:16,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1693
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1694
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:18,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1695
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1696
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:20,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1697
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:21,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1698
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:22,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1699
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:23,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1700
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:24,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1701
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:25,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1702
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:26,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1703
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:27,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1704
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:37,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1705
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:38,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1706
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:39,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1707
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:40,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1708
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:41,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1709
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:42,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1710
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:43,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1711
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1712
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:45,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1713
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:46,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1714
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1715
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1716
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:58,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1717
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1718
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:01,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1719
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:02,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1720
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:03,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1721
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:04,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1722
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1723
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:06,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1724
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:07,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1725
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:08,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1726
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:09,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1727
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:10,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1728
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:25,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1729
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1730
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1731
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:29,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1732
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:30,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1733
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1734
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:32,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1735
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1736
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1737
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:35,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1738
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:36,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1739
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:37,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1740
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:47,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1741
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:48,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1742
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1743
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1744
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1745
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1746
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1747
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:54,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1748
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:55,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1749
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:56,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1750
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:57,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1751
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:58,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1752
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:13,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1753
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1754
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1755
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:17,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1756
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:18,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1757
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:19,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1758
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:20,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1759
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:21,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1760
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:22,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1761
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1762
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:24,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1763
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1764
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:28,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1765
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1766
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1767
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1768
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:33,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1769
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:34,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1770
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:35,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1771
01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:36,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1772
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:37,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1773
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:38,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1774
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:39,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1775
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1776
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:55,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1777
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:58,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1778
01:04:58,560 --> 01:04:59,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1779
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:01,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1780
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:02,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1781
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:03,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1782
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1783
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:05,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1784
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:06,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1785
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:07,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1786
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:08,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1787
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:09,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1788
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:19,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1789
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1790
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1791
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:24,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1792
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:25,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1793
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1794
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:28,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1795
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:29,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1796
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1797
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:31,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1798
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:32,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1799
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:33,560
And the only place we can fight is in the middle of the ocean.
1800
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:40,560
Fred, if you love teasing, you're going to love Dongs.com.
1801
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,560
Thank you. Thank you for that.
1802
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1803
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:46,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1804
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1805
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:48,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1806
01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:49,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1807
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:50,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1808
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:51,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1809
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:52,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1810
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:53,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1811
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:54,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1812
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:55,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1813
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1814
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:57,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1815
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:07,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1816
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:08,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1817
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:09,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1818
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:10,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1819
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:11,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1820
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:12,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1821
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:13,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1822
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:14,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1823
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:15,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1824
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:16,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1825
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:17,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1826
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:18,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1827
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:19,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1828
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:20,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1829
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1830
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:31,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1831
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:32,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1832
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:33,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1833
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:34,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1834
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:35,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1835
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:36,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1836
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:37,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1837
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1838
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:39,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1839
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1840
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1841
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:42,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1842
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:43,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1843
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:44,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1844
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:45,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1845
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:55,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1846
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1847
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:58,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1848
01:06:58,560 --> 01:06:59,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1849
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:00,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1850
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:01,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1851
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1852
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:03,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1853
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:04,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1854
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:05,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1855
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:06,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1856
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:07,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1857
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1858
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:09,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1859
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:10,560
Fred, next week, get ready, ladies and gentlemen.
1860
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:15,560
The poop would probably robin's versus monkeys
1861
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:18,540
so yeah, we should
1862
01:07:18,540 --> 01:07:23,120
we should write this, I think we should create a trilogy of movies.
1863
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:25,820
Why don't we get all these monkeys and the lobby,
1864
01:07:25,820 --> 01:07:28,360
that's right, monkeys and the Remits everywhere.
1865
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:33,000
So what we do, we start with a Don of the whatever,
1866
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:38,660
plainly the muckey, Dawn of the planet of the Gyps,
1867
01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:42,280
Dawn of the eight room and maybe planet,
1868
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:43,280
apers.
1869
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,540
(laughing)
1870
01:07:44,540 --> 01:07:46,260
The Earth of monkeys.
1871
01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:48,500
That's probably already a movie.
1872
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,020
(laughing)
1873
01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:52,020
Earth of monkeys, look on 2B.
1874
01:07:52,020 --> 01:07:54,380
Yeah, the muckey.
1875
01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:57,900
So it starts off, the story of Col Johnson versus the gorilla.
1876
01:07:57,900 --> 01:07:59,940
And that gorilla, what's the main guy that you said
1877
01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:02,580
in "Don of the Planet" and "Planet of the Apes"?
1878
01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:03,820
No, Caesar.
1879
01:08:03,820 --> 01:08:08,180
Caesar, that monkey, that chimpanzee's name is
1880
01:08:08,180 --> 01:08:09,420
possibly Caesar.
1881
01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:10,620
Caesar.
1882
01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:11,440
Posses.
1883
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:15,780
Caesar D Monkey, D being his middle name.
1884
01:08:15,780 --> 01:08:20,780
Caesar D Monkey, which is exactly what got kicked out
1885
01:08:20,780 --> 01:08:23,100
of an Italian restaurant.
1886
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,980
Caesar D Monkey.
1887
01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:27,100
That should be what it is, it should be Dicking Buns,
1888
01:08:27,100 --> 01:08:29,740
it's the name of the chimp.
1889
01:08:29,740 --> 01:08:30,580
Thank you.
1890
01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:33,100
You're like, no!
1891
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:34,820
Get a little more time.
1892
01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:36,420
(laughing)
1893
01:08:36,420 --> 01:08:37,740
God, I love this idea.
1894
01:08:37,740 --> 01:08:39,820
Mr. Dicking Buns?
1895
01:08:39,820 --> 01:08:41,980
I'm like, oh, Mr. Dicking Buns, I presume?
1896
01:08:41,980 --> 01:08:45,940
Hmm, what are you doing here, Mr. Dicking?
1897
01:08:45,940 --> 01:08:47,980
I'm just here to throw shit, little.
1898
01:08:47,980 --> 01:08:48,980
(laughing)
1899
01:08:48,980 --> 01:08:49,940
'Cause I am a monkey.
1900
01:08:49,940 --> 01:08:52,620
(laughing)
1901
01:08:52,620 --> 01:08:54,180
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
1902
01:08:54,180 --> 01:08:55,700
you heard what we're doing next week?
1903
01:08:55,700 --> 01:08:57,100
We don't know what we're doing this week,
1904
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:58,340
but it's gonna be great.
1905
01:08:58,340 --> 01:08:59,260
We're gonna be moving.
1906
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:01,700
We'll see you next week with a brand new episode
1907
01:09:01,700 --> 01:09:04,020
of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
1908
01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:05,460
Hold on to your butts.
1909
01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:07,460
(laughing)
1910
01:09:07,460 --> 01:09:08,940
We are laughing.
1911
01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:10,780
We are very good friends.
1912
01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:11,780
(laughing)
1913
01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:13,780
Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
1914
01:09:13,780 --> 01:09:14,620
(laughing)
1915
01:09:14,620 --> 01:09:15,460
Yeah.
1916
01:09:15,460 --> 01:09:17,420
(upbeat music)
1917
01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:20,020
(upbeat music)
1918
01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:33,740
That's it, man.
1919
01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:34,900
Game over, man.
1920
01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:35,740
Game over.
1921
01:09:35,740 --> 01:09:38,260
Just hang loose blood.
1922
01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:40,700
She's gonna catch up on the rebar on the meds.
1923
01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:43,300
(upbeat music)
1924
01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:46,140
(laughing)
1925
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:47,300
Oh, what a day.
1926
01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:50,300
Come home, what a day.
1927
01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:51,500
(upbeat music)
1928
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,580
Will, thanks all folks.
1929
01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:56,060
I still have Easter, baby.
1930
01:09:56,060 --> 01:09:57,060
God damn it.
1931
01:09:57,060 --> 01:10:01,740
I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
1932
01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:05,060
As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1933
01:10:05,060 --> 01:10:06,540
Surely you can't be serious.
1934
01:10:06,540 --> 01:10:08,820
I am serious and don't call me sure.
1935
01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:18,820
[BLANK_AUDIO]