This week, on an episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred, Allan, and Parker the boys are back, and better than ever. We're solving the world's mysteries and trying to find a missing leg, Fred and Allan Review Civil War II: The Movie, and The Nathan's Hotdog Conspiracy with Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi. In a sports-rific Fredline News, Fred introduces the gang to the World Freak Fight League, where little people and unlikely fighters go head-to-head in the ring. They also discuss the upcoming addition of breakdancing to the Paris 2024 Olympics and the peculiar World Gravy Wrestling Championships. All that, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
This week, on an episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred, Allan, and Parker the boys are back, and better than ever. We're solving the world's mysteries and trying to find a missing leg, Fred and Allan Review Civil War II: The Movie, and The Nathan's Hotdog Conspiracy with Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi. In a sports-rific Fredline News, Fred introduces the gang to the World Freak Fight League, where little people and unlikely fighters go head-to-head in the ring. They also discuss the upcoming addition of breakdancing to the Paris 2024 Olympics and the peculiar World Gravy Wrestling Championships. All that, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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00:00 - Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast. Fasten your seat belts
01:00 - Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
02:10 - I gotta give a disclaimer before I say anything else
05:48 - A former girlfriend was reported missing in South Carolina
10:19 - A woman who once had two legs now has one. Where did the leg go
18:41 - Fred's Back
20:43 - Fred: I liked the movie Civil War
28:02 - You can defend yourself, but who on your block would side with you
38:54 - World Freak Fight League just had their debut
46:04 - Break dancing entering into the 2024 Paris Olympics
50:13 - Joey Chestnut banned from 2024 Nathan's hot dog eating contest
53:40 - On Netflix, September 2, Joey Chestnut vs Takeru Kobayashi
57:07 - I rather have Oscar Mayer beef than Nathan saw dogs
57:25 - The world gravy wrestling championships revealed after hundreds of leaders used contaminated gravy
01:01:42 - Fred: It's weird timing. It's white people timing
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>> Freddy: My dog's got tweezers.
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>> Parker: Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a
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bumpy night.
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>> Freddy: Alive. It's
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alive. It's
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alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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>> Freddy: We can stay up late swapping mad lift stars. And in the morning,
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I'm making pop.
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>> Parker: With your host, Archer,
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featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also
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Alan on the board.
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>> Freddy: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now let's start the Ven show.
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Welcome. Welcome, one and all, to the Black
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Lincoln Collective podcast. Episode number
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146. thank you very much.
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>> Freddy: 46.
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>> Parker: 146.
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That's right. Oh, God, we're so glad you joined us, and we
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can't thank you enough for your support on X, Facebook,
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Instagram, YouTube, TikTok Flimflams. You can
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always check us out@blcpodcast.com and
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listen to us every single day on your favorite podcast
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platforms or your least favorite. I don't give a shit which one you listen
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to us on, honestly.
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>> Freddy: Just listen.
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>> Parker: And don't forget to, like, and review the show and tell us all the things
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that we're, If we don't get, like. Let me just say we don't get some
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comments about this week's show, about what's about to happen.
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Oh, we can say anything. That's all I'm gonna
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say. So nice. No, we'll see.
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Well, maybe not.
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>> Freddy: Maybe not.
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>> Parker: so welcome to show everybody. Of course, you know, I want to welcome
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Freddy. Fred, how are you tonight?
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>> Freddy: I'm good. You didn't have a little. Little quip
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or.
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>> Parker: No, I didn't have anything. My brain has been in a
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different brain has been a different
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thing where you come from.
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All the world has fallen apart around me, Fred.
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>> Freddy: Well, I want to introduce the Dwayne
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Wade or the Dwayne Wayne
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of the podcast Allen on tv.
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>> Parker: welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. We're so glad you joined
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us. Let me go ahead and
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start off this show by saying, I got to
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give a disclaimer. And, you know, this is never a good thing, Fred,
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but I gotta give a disclaimer before I say anything
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else.
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>> Freddy: About to say the n word.
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>> Parker: No, I'm m not. I'm not. That lady in North Carolina
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who became, like, now is now trying. Did you hear
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about that? Did you hear she was trying to launch her right wing,
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like, commentator influencer career by doing that. You don't
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burp the one who was.
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>> Freddy: Why, she was, like, watching.
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>> Parker: Yeah, yeah. And said, like, broke in words.
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by black people online so that she could become a
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conservative influencer. She said that?
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>> Parker: So. So in other words, black people aren't
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>> Parker: Well, no, not really. I mean, there's a lot of people.
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>> Parker: Like, there's a lot of people, though, Alan. You know what I'm saying?
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person is not.
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>> Parker: Right?
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Her plan was to be extra overly racist and for her to
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become an influencer. And it's.
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say it with a hard.
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in a conservative area, and most people here
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aren't racist.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I give you that.
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>> Parker: Just say that.
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know, you really can't.
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is the one that gets degrees.
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>> Parker: And those people who are that way, conservative or otherwise,
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are generally louder and put in front of other
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people more regularly than people who are just,
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like, what happens?
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>> Parker: That goes both ways.
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>> Parker: Yeah, you. Like you.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: No, not really, because,
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like, look at me.
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>> Parker: I just got it.
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>> Freddy: Oh, yeah. Like you
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said.
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>> Parker: Anything wrong?
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>> Freddy: Not that there's anything wrong with that, but not me.
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>> Parker: Happy pride month, everybody.
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>> Freddy: Not me.
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>> Parker: No, but Fred.
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So speaking of.
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>> Freddy: Okay, go.
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>> Parker: Pride. And this has nothing to do with pride.
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but let me give this disclaimer that I was supposed to give, like, five
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minutes ago. Okay, so, disclaimer,
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thankfully, firstly, this
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situation has since resolved and everything is safe.
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All right? Everyone involved.
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Great. Good. Huge.
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that, yes, I can say what's about to what I'm about
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to say. So,
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Fred, have you ever
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wondered what any of your ex girlfriends are up to?
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>> Freddy: Sure.
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>> Parker: Sure. Well, Fred, I haven't.
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You haven't until today, when I learned what one of
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my former girlfriends has been up to.
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>> Freddy: Oh.
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>> Parker: And I learned it on social media because
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person, and I'm not going to give.
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>> Freddy: Was that her person,
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your ex girlfriend.
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>> Parker: Was thought to be missing here in the,
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upstate, which is, you know, scary to
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people. And yes, this person
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and their van was a former,
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former girlfriend of mine. So let me read
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a little excerpt of what was. What I learned
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today.
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>> Parker: Which girlfriend was this one?
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>> Parker: Hold on. I'll tell. I will get into it. Don't worry. I'm not giving names.
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We don't.
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>> Parker: No, you don't have to.
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>> Parker: Before my wife. Before my lovely wife that I'm married to
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now.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: So. Okay, so let
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me just. I, Let me read this, and then I'm going to
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tell you about it, and then I'm going to explain why I feel the way that I
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do. okay. Okay, great. Blankety
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blank, which will be her name, hasn't been seen
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since the early June in upstate
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South Carolina. Blanket, he's daughter in law, said
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her phone has been off for several days and she hasn't been in touch with anyone, which
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is out of character. They said blankety usually checks
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it every day. Okay. Blankety's
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mom lives in Greer, which is
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a close to where we are and where I used to work.
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She, is known to frequent parking lots,
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all in Greer, Taylor's and Greenville,
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but occasionally visited Spartanburg and Pickens counties. These
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are our neighboring counties, folks. I'm told.
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Blankety. Hold on. It
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gets more interesting as it goes. I'm told
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that Blankety uses a wheelchair because she only has
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one leg. She has been known to live out
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of her van. So family is. Her family
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has checked local jails, hospital systems, coroner's
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office, and tried to file a missing family report. They
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said due to her being an adult, the agency's not gonna take it.
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help and blah, blah, blah. So if anyone. Son,
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son and wife. Yeah, I think m. I think
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it's Blankety's son and his
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wife.
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one legged.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Parker: If anyone's seen blankety or her van, please
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call local law enforcement. Okay?
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blankety, her son
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and his wife were worried about, you
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know, blank. and that's great. And I'm
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glad that, like I said, she's been found since safely.
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>> Freddy: In the river. In a van.
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>> Parker: She was down by the river? No, apparently she was in a Walmart parking
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lot. Big party. But anyway, so
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I read this, and I was like, hey, that. That person looks familiar
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because there's a picture of her, you know, of her on there,
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right? And then I was like, can't be my ex
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girlfriend because my ex girlfriend had two legs.
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So what the fuck happened to her
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leg?
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Like, I can't figure it out.
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minute. I just assumed everyone lived like,
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you know, when you're not around people, you just assume they live a
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normal day to day life. Nothing crazy happens, just whatever.
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I didn't marry her initially. She was married
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>> Parker: I'm starting to get real confused now.
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>> Parker: No, I'm sorry to confuse you. But, yeah, so I know she remarried
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after we dated. It's great. Good for her. and it was good. He's a friend of
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mine. Good guy, but,
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>> Parker: Call him and ask him.
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>> Parker: I'm like, there's a part of me that's tempted to do
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that, but I also know that I can't do that. And
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now it might be more likely that I can do that now
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that she's been found safely. But for
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a little while, I was like, what in the fuck happened?
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How did she lose this leg? Why is she living
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in a van? And why is she married to a woman?
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This is because when I read it initially, I read it the same way you read it as,
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like. And her wife was worried about.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And I'm like, what have I done
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to this poor person
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that she is now in a van with one leg? And that's just crazy.
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I just want to know what happened to her damn leg.
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>> Freddy: So, like, what
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happened?
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>> Parker: I don't know. They found
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her. No, no one said,
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oh, she lost her leg because x.
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>> Freddy: You got me all hyped up for the story.
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>> Parker: The story is when I knew her, she
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had two legs, and now she has less than that.
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>> Parker: Well, I guess we knew her too.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Ah.
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>> Parker: I mean, we knew her because I'm trying to think, all
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right? I. It wasn't like you were super
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gigolo, so it's not like he had 40 of
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them, so it's like, it's either.
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>> Parker: Let me say this. Her name rhymes with felony.
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Oh, really?
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>> Freddy: Her?
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>> Parker: How the hell she lose her leg?
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>> Parker: I don't know. Driving me crazy.
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Anything more my life.
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>> Freddy: That's why. That's why she was in the wall. Where? Parking lot. She's
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looking for it.
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>> Parker: Well, that's what I. Most of that I was like, what's
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like? Did her white. Was her wife, like, oh, I
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love you, even though you miss the legs. Great.
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>> Freddy: I would have had to investigate more.
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>> Parker: Like, well, and so. Yeah, and I get that.
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So I told my wife about three.
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>> Freddy: Years on a facebook page. Right?
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>> Parker: See, that's the thing. She doesn't have that because she lives in a van.
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Bread at least
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part time in a van, potentially by a
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river. Very possible by
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Greer. Down by the Greer river.
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>> Parker: River.
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>> Parker: And down by the swamp rabbit trail.
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But m.
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I saw it. I saw that this morning, and I
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was. And, like, that was it. So, my
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wife. I told my. I told my wife about it, of course. And she's
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like. She's like, why are you focused on her leg when her whole
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body is missing? And I'm like, I.
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Her whole body missing. I understand. Where did the leg
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go?
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>> Freddy: Where did the leg go?
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>> Parker: Like, last I knew it was there, and now it's
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not.
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>> Freddy: Probably at a landfill somewhere,
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maybe.
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>> Parker: I don't know. So then it's been, like, for
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adoption. Well, but then, see, then you guys got me
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thinking. She gave up her leg for adoption. Then you got me
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thinking we were talking about that Donald Trump shark battery thing,
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and I was like, did a shark do it? Like, what could
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have happened?
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M. There's more sharks than ever.
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So. Yeah, so that's what's going on with my exes. Or one of
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my exes, anyway. You guys had anything crazy
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happen with any of your exes? Have you heard of anything
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afterwards? I told you, my. One of my
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exes, when, I split up with
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her, she decided to go on, like, a weekend
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bender, got wasted, and ended up getting into a
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terrific wreck. She didn't
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lose a leg, but she did have to spend, like, a month in the
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ICU. That wasn't my fault.
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Maybe a little bit.
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>> Freddy: I've had. I've had an x
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that I know. She got pregnant,
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like, at hours after.
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>> Parker: You broke up with.
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>> Parker: His face.
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>> Parker: Ah, that's true.
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>> Freddy: don't forget about that.
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>> Parker: Never forget.
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>> Freddy: Well, she was the current at time,
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right, right. this ex got pregnant,
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like, later, like, probably, like, ten years after we
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broke up, which would have made her
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in her mid to late
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thirties, which ain't bad, but,
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like, with a dude who didn't want to have
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anything to do with the kid.
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>> Parker: Ah, see that's.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, and she had already had a kid,
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and the guy didn't want nothing to do with the kid. So
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now she's got two kids that.
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>> Parker: The guy don't want to have dodged a bullet. That's what I,
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texted a couple of my buddies.
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The screenshot of this today, they're like, looks like you dodged
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a bullet. I'm like, looks like she did.
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>> Freddy: Ah, when I broke up with her, like, she sent me.
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She was like real crazy. She sent me like a
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picture of her, like, hanging
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herself, like.
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But it was from like the shower curtain rod,
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right?
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>> Parker: So how you
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doing? Like, see, I gotta hold your m weight.
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Yeah, like the rope.
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you'll never kill yourself that way. You stupid things. That's why we broke
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up.
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>> Freddy: Can't do nothing right, dude.
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>> Parker: Failed again. That is the worst part about trying to commit
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suicide is the failure.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, the failure.
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>> Parker: have you ever feel like a failure in life? Fails to commit
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suicide.
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Dropped one more. Yeah,
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so, yeah, no, it was just a crazy day, man. Like I said,
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thankfully she was found safely and everything is
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fine. But there was a little while
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there where I was like, what the heck is happening? And again,
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what happened to her leg? I just got.
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I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna ask some people. We used to work
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together.
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>> Freddy: Terrible kickball accident.
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>> Parker: And so, yeah, I'm gonna see. And maybe she stepped on a landmine, I don't
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know. Yeah, maybe, maybe a rat
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ate it. I don't know.
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>> Freddy: Wreck.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Maybe the, bullet that I
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dodged hit her right in the leg.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, right, the leg, right in the knee. Took her fucking
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leg right off.
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>> Parker: I just don't know, man. But yeah, I got to find out because it was just one of
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those weird things.
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>> Parker: She lost her leg, it went gay.
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>> Parker: I was like, well, so what's the, what's the order
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of events here? Because, you know, I know we split
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up. She married a. Ah, dude that, you know, we both knew.
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And, and then they split up a couple of times back and
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forth. Cuz that's what, you know, they were both a little wackadoodle,
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so that's what they did. And then, well, you know, I mean, what are you gonna
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do? And then that's, that's as far as I know.
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So I. What could have happened from then to that?
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Hell, them. Gave her a van, took a leg and
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gave her a.
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>> Freddy: Why do you find out?
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>> Parker: I can, I can try.
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>> Freddy: Next week, folks.
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>> Parker: Yeah, if I find out anything, let the
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views, the listeners at home know if you found any of this
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offensive. Sorry. This is just how life works,
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guys. It is how it is. I can't.
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>> Parker: I just can't. If they found it offensive, they're
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stupid because this is funny as fuck.
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>> Freddy: They call her Legolas.
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>> Parker: Her name was blankety, but now we call her Skip.
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So
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I'm gonna call, hey, Skip. I mean,
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blankety.
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No.
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>> Freddy: Oh, it's fucking me.
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>> Parker: So my wife now is, decided. She was like,
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hey, look, I'm great because I have both
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legs. And I was like, okay. I mean,
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that's. I convinced her. I was like, well, look, look at it this
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way. You do have, more legs than the
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average american. And she's like,
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what? I was like, yeah, you're above average in the legs
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category,
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so there you go. That's what you need to know.
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>> Parker: We'll take, yeah, let's do that.
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>> Parker: We'll be right back with more of the LC
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>> Freddy: Give them one leg, one
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legged.
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One legged.
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>> Parker: Just one leg.
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>> Freddy: One step. One legged. One legged.
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Keep bouncing.
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>> Parker: Welcome back to the 140 somethingth
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edition, 6th edition of the Blackling collective
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podcast. Sorry we had to step out. Fred had some technical
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difficulties, but everything is
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remedied and right and great. And
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so welcome back. Thank you. And
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again, sorry. If you know anyone
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whos one legged person who took offense to that, I
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apologize. I won. One of the benefits of Fred
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is now she can do like the Pixar Halloween
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costume or the one legged lamp like that one guy does.
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Mingo. That's great. So,
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hey, you gotta, you know what? There's one he
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could do. Look on the bright side of life. Exactly.
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>> Parker: I see the TikTok of a guy that had no
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legs. He was on a jet bridge coming off of a
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plane, and he went to act like he was getting on the thing, and he
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just went and flopped and fell on the
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floor. And everybody ran towards him. And he was like, I'm just
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kidding.
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>> Freddy: That would be the kind of legalist guy.
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>> Parker: Like Halloween, you hide in the back of, like, the shop dressed as a
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zombie, and like, when people come near you, you
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like, run out at.
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>> Freddy: Them, like, that would scare the.
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>> Parker: Shit out of me.
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>> Freddy: Oh, yeah, dude, out of me.
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Yeah.
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>> Parker: That would 100% change my life. I'd be like, okay, well, I'm
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different.
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>> Freddy: I got scared of a little fucking dog that was
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hiding under a swing jump out at me, and I
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screamed like a woman.
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>> Parker: Just imagine half a man coming at
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you.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: No, I would not like that. But that's great. Way to make money.
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>> Parker: Mm
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>> Freddy: I dress up as Eddie Murphy in trade places.
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Like.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I have no
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legs. I have no
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legs. So, Fred. Well, thankfully,
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unless this thing that you're about to talk about breaks off, we should
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all hopefully keep all of our appendages for
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now.
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But, Fred, I heard that you and Alan partook
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in a movie experience unlike any other over
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the weekend.
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>> Freddy: We did? Yeah.
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>> Parker: We. Independently? I think so,
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yes. close your ears. If you have already
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seen. If you haven't already seen the movie Civil War part
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two. The movie
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Civil War to the bank is what it's called. Something like
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that.
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>> Freddy: Ah, starring, Kristen
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Dunstan.
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>> Parker: Christ. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Mary Jane from Spider man.
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>> Parker: Right?
481
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>> Freddy: Yep. Mary Jane, the good Spider man.
482
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And, back, back one. That's about
483
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the only one. I know.
484
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>> Parker: Everybody else.
485
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>> Freddy: Nick Offerman was president.
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>> Parker: Yeah, he was the president.
487
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>> Freddy: It didn't have a couple scenes, but.
488
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But, like, one really big thing.
489
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>> Parker: Yeah. Kirsten Dunst, Nick Offerman, Jesse
490
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Plymouth. Star
491
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power.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
493
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>> Parker: what?
494
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>> Freddy: I liked it. Personally, I liked the movie
495
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because I went into it
496
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thinking, right, that it was gonna be
497
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about the civil War.
498
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>> Parker: Right.
499
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>> Freddy: About a civil war.
500
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>> Parker: Okay. Like, not the one that already happened.
501
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>> Freddy: Right, right. A new age civil war,
502
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which it loosely was
503
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like there was a civil war happening,
504
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but that wasn't the story.
505
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>> Parker: Okay, so it wasn't the store. Okay.
506
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>> Freddy: The story is, about what?
507
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Four journalists trying to make their
508
00:22:13,552 --> 00:22:16,400
way to DC to interview the
509
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president.
510
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>> Parker: Okay.
511
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>> Freddy: At the time before
512
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the western forces invade DC
513
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and ultimately
514
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eliminate him.
515
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>> Parker: Yes.
516
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>> Freddy: But I thought it was pretty good. I
517
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thought it was pretty good.
518
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>> Parker: I did.
519
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>> Freddy: I mean, you did. You like it?
520
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>> Parker: No, it was basically. All it was
521
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was them,
522
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making them. Making them. Four journalists act
523
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like they were. Had integrity, which we all know. No
524
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journalist has integrity. And they're out there
525
00:22:50,186 --> 00:22:52,624
to, you know, we want to give you what we.
526
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Basically, it was an ad for journalists, in my
527
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opinion. You know, Captain America wasn't.
528
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Iron man wasn't in it.
529
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Hulk wasn't in it. You know, none of the Avengers.
530
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>> Freddy: The wrong civil war.
531
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>> Parker: He's got you on that one, Fred.
532
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>> Parker: You know, it's a civil, war. You know,
533
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the movie.
534
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>> Freddy: You know.
535
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>> Parker: You know, at least the falcon dude or somebody.
536
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>> Parker: You know, somebody.
537
00:23:23,746 --> 00:23:24,076
Yeah.
538
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>> Parker: Any lower? The lower ones?
539
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,464
>> Parker: You know, the ones from the galaxy or something.
540
00:23:28,512 --> 00:23:29,100
>> Freddy: Yeah.
541
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>> Parker: Nobody. Yeah, nobody, you know, had Christian
542
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,260
Dunson. I figured, oh, well, Spider Man's gonna be in it.
543
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>> Parker: Howard the duck wasn't in it.
544
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Modoc, anybody, you know?
545
00:23:49,352 --> 00:23:51,940
So, so who was it? So who was
546
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civil? Who was warring is my first
547
00:23:54,948 --> 00:23:55,520
question.
548
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>> Freddy: They didn't even really tell you. They said that, they
549
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say California, Florida, and
550
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Texas had three
551
00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:08,426
major much teamed up. They gave,
552
00:24:08,498 --> 00:24:11,010
they gave that reference, like, one time, and it was real
553
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,850
quick. And they said Florida tried
554
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to move into the Carolinas.
555
00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:16,138
>> Parker: Mm
556
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>> Parker: Okay.
557
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,812
>> Freddy: But got pushed back.
558
00:24:18,712 --> 00:24:19,376
>> Parker: Yeah.
559
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>> Parker: Georgia, they called it
560
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the western front.
561
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>> Parker: Yeah. They really didn't talk about the civil war itself.
562
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It was, it was the journal journey of
563
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the journalists.
564
00:24:30,998 --> 00:24:33,278
>> Freddy: Yeah. They should have called the movie.
565
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,430
>> Parker: Yes. The journal journey of the journalist.
566
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>> Parker: You're m.
567
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>> Parker: You know.
568
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>> Freddy: Yeah. But, like, no
569
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:47,780
means, like, some of the scenes were, like, really intense, though.
570
00:24:47,836 --> 00:24:50,404
>> Parker: Like, you know, because there was going on.
571
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>> Freddy: Yeah. And I can, just imagine they're traveling from New
572
00:24:53,462 --> 00:24:56,262
York to, like I said, dC, and they
573
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have a short trip. That's
574
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a fucked
575
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up.
576
00:25:02,286 --> 00:25:03,118
>> Parker: Okay.
577
00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:04,926
>> Freddy: Like, those are the lights.
578
00:25:04,974 --> 00:25:07,122
>> Parker: Oh, the lights. So many lights.
579
00:25:07,982 --> 00:25:10,886
>> Freddy: Those. Those would be the main supply route. So those are going to
580
00:25:10,894 --> 00:25:13,870
be the first things you shut down, you know, in a
581
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civil, in a war, like, on domestic soil.
582
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>> Parker: I did a civil war. If you do be
583
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big, it would be
584
00:25:21,918 --> 00:25:22,558
great.
585
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>> Parker: Beautiful.
586
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>> Parker: I shut down the highways everywhere, and.
587
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>> Freddy: I don't know if Kirsten Dunst.
588
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>> Parker: Beautiful.
589
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>> Freddy: I wish they would have. I do wish they would have,
590
00:25:32,606 --> 00:25:34,326
like, gave more detail about.
591
00:25:34,454 --> 00:25:36,242
>> Parker: Giving more detail about that
592
00:25:37,382 --> 00:25:40,258
would have been, basically for me, it was an ad. It was
593
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:43,082
a thing telling me how great journalists are,
594
00:25:43,202 --> 00:25:46,170
knowing that journalists aren't great. You
595
00:25:46,186 --> 00:25:48,818
know, they don't report the news no more. All they do is
596
00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:49,582
opinion.
597
00:25:49,922 --> 00:25:52,834
>> Freddy: So that was the thing, because you
598
00:25:52,858 --> 00:25:55,842
really couldn't even. They didn't really do any journalism.
599
00:25:56,002 --> 00:25:57,782
Like, all they did was take pictures.
600
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>> Freddy: All they did was take pictures. The one. The one guy at
601
00:26:01,402 --> 00:26:03,638
the end gave acts one question.
602
00:26:10,928 --> 00:26:13,856
>> Parker: Died. He crawls up and he's like, do you like
603
00:26:13,952 --> 00:26:16,800
chocolate or vanilla ice cream? Like
604
00:26:16,904 --> 00:26:19,508
dead chocolate, chocolate chip?
605
00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:22,068
Neither.
606
00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:24,548
>> Parker: Yeah, I'm diabetic.
607
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:28,002
>> Freddy: But the firefight at the end was, like.
608
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:28,834
Was really good.
609
00:26:28,866 --> 00:26:30,426
>> Parker: Spoiler. Firefight.
610
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:33,394
>> Parker: No, actually, when the action scenes were good.
611
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:35,946
>> Freddy: Yeah, the action scenes were good. Yeah. I mean. I
612
00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:38,860
mean, I didn't watch it in theaters, and I could
613
00:26:38,884 --> 00:26:41,804
only imagine, like, probably watching it in theaters
614
00:26:41,876 --> 00:26:44,804
would have been, like, shorter, really there.
615
00:26:44,876 --> 00:26:47,708
Like, you know, kind of. You could imagine yourself.
616
00:26:47,828 --> 00:26:50,596
>> Parker: Right, right, yeah. Even more intense.
617
00:26:50,772 --> 00:26:51,488
>> Freddy: Right.
618
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:55,050
>> Parker: I think watch saving Private Ryan in theaters the first time, and I was like,
619
00:26:55,074 --> 00:26:55,998
oh, my God.
620
00:26:56,578 --> 00:26:59,078
>> Freddy: Yeah, that opening scene, say
621
00:27:00,098 --> 00:27:00,134
motherfucking
622
00:27:02,074 --> 00:27:03,866
>> Parker: See the whole fucking movie, man.
623
00:27:03,962 --> 00:27:06,826
>> Freddy: Yeah, the whole movie's a motherfucker movie. That's a
624
00:27:06,882 --> 00:27:09,744
really good movie. Movie. Yeah, sort of. Watch that on D day.
625
00:27:09,936 --> 00:27:10,484
Yeah.
626
00:27:10,484 --> 00:27:11,218
>> Parker: too late.
627
00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:14,774
>> Freddy: The scene. What's the guy was the guy. Jesse
628
00:27:14,846 --> 00:27:16,338
Plummons? Yeah,
629
00:27:17,438 --> 00:27:18,218
yeah,
630
00:27:19,878 --> 00:27:22,686
yeah. That scene right there was pretty intense.
631
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,538
Yeah. I'm saying, like. And
632
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:29,310
it just makes it. And that's what's, like, scary about it.
633
00:27:29,334 --> 00:27:32,334
Cuz I watched with my wife and I told. I was like, this is fictional.
634
00:27:32,406 --> 00:27:35,398
Yeah, but could you imagine? Because we live
635
00:27:35,438 --> 00:27:36,238
in a small.
636
00:27:36,398 --> 00:27:36,814
>> Parker: Right.
637
00:27:36,814 --> 00:27:37,768
>> Parker: right, yes.
638
00:27:39,028 --> 00:27:40,848
>> Freddy: There's nothing, like,
639
00:27:42,108 --> 00:27:44,836
if that shit was pop off and the government ain't here to
640
00:27:44,852 --> 00:27:47,708
help, these motherfuckers
641
00:27:47,788 --> 00:27:49,168
can just do what they want.
642
00:27:50,348 --> 00:27:51,092
>> Parker: Right.
643
00:27:51,260 --> 00:27:54,248
>> Freddy: You know what I'm saying? Door to door.
644
00:27:55,388 --> 00:27:58,068
What do you. I'm
645
00:27:58,108 --> 00:28:00,900
american. Yeah. What kind of Americans? You know I'm
646
00:28:00,924 --> 00:28:03,716
saying, like, what kind of
647
00:28:03,732 --> 00:28:05,168
fucking question is that?
648
00:28:05,628 --> 00:28:06,408
>> Parker: Yeah.
649
00:28:10,868 --> 00:28:13,732
Yes and no. I mean, there's certain parts of the country,
650
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,644
you see where the thing was, they did it like, on the
651
00:28:16,676 --> 00:28:17,568
east coast.
652
00:28:18,108 --> 00:28:18,980
>> Freddy: Right? Yeah.
653
00:28:19,084 --> 00:28:21,900
>> Parker: So once you hit North Carolina, all the way down,
654
00:28:21,964 --> 00:28:24,804
the. All these homeowners and all these people, they have. They have
655
00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:27,432
weapons, so they're gonna. They're gonna defend
656
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,200
themselves.
657
00:28:28,384 --> 00:28:30,988
>> Freddy: Right, but that's what I'm saying. Like,
658
00:28:31,848 --> 00:28:34,428
yeah, you can defend yourself, but, like,
659
00:28:35,768 --> 00:28:37,864
let's say they came to your house.
660
00:28:38,056 --> 00:28:38,536
>> Parker: Yeah.
661
00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:41,224
>> Freddy: And, you know, yeah. You're gonna defend your
662
00:28:41,256 --> 00:28:44,104
property, but they got a gang
663
00:28:44,136 --> 00:28:46,548
of 20 motherfuckers, and they all got guns, too.
664
00:28:48,738 --> 00:28:51,128
do you know, who on your block
665
00:28:53,058 --> 00:28:55,238
would side with you? Yeah.
666
00:28:56,898 --> 00:28:59,198
But do you know who on your block wouldn't?
667
00:28:59,658 --> 00:29:00,478
>> Parker: Yes,
668
00:29:03,778 --> 00:29:05,718
I have a plan. This is my plan.
669
00:29:06,018 --> 00:29:06,970
>> Freddy: My plan.
670
00:29:07,154 --> 00:29:08,238
>> Parker: This is my plan.
671
00:29:08,898 --> 00:29:11,398
>> Freddy: Yeah. About to say, you sure you want to give it out?
672
00:29:12,538 --> 00:29:14,474
>> Parker: I'm going to four 17th street.
673
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,478
>> Parker: It's a good plan. It's a beautiful plan.
674
00:29:19,128 --> 00:29:19,868
>> Parker: Great.
675
00:29:22,248 --> 00:29:24,240
>> Parker: It's a huge, beautiful plan.
676
00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:26,616
>> Parker: Say, apocalypse. Wow.
677
00:29:26,792 --> 00:29:27,588
Yeah.
678
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:32,536
>> Parker: Actually, I don't have a plan, but that's the plan.
679
00:29:32,592 --> 00:29:33,584
>> Parker: That is the plan.
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00:29:33,736 --> 00:29:35,228
>> Freddy: You got a bug out bag?
681
00:29:35,838 --> 00:29:36,686
>> Parker: yes, I do.
682
00:29:36,838 --> 00:29:37,942
>> Freddy: You got a bug out bag?
683
00:29:38,006 --> 00:29:40,958
>> Parker: Yeah, I got a bug out bag, and I live in the cul
684
00:29:40,974 --> 00:29:43,926
de sac, so it'd be kind of, you know, if they want to come up the cul de sac,
685
00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:45,292
you know, we can take them out.
686
00:29:45,446 --> 00:29:48,376
>> Freddy: Yeah, I mean,
687
00:29:48,408 --> 00:29:51,260
you got, you know, they're coming up the road, I'm saying.
688
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,568
>> Parker: Yeah, but still, I mean, it
689
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:57,488
would be difficult, especially looking our areas that rural
690
00:29:57,544 --> 00:30:00,280
areas, it'll be difficult for them to
691
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:00,800
to do.
692
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,320
>> Parker: Yummy.
693
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,780
>> Parker: Imagine going to pickings and trying that in Pickens.
694
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:04,736
Everybody.
695
00:30:04,768 --> 00:30:04,936
>> Parker: Right.
696
00:30:04,968 --> 00:30:06,744
>> Parker: You know what them ar we are?
697
00:30:06,832 --> 00:30:07,408
>> Parker: Yeah.
698
00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:09,700
>> Freddy: So, like, whoa,
699
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me. Okay, so I have
700
00:30:12,348 --> 00:30:15,476
1234
701
00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:17,388
houses, like, around.
702
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:19,188
>> Parker: You got your own bunker set up situation?
703
00:30:19,244 --> 00:30:20,324
>> Freddy: Well, not really.
704
00:30:20,412 --> 00:30:22,876
>> Parker: I mean, yeah, you
705
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:23,556
could.
706
00:30:23,748 --> 00:30:26,004
>> Freddy: We could, but, like, we don't.
707
00:30:26,132 --> 00:30:29,076
>> Parker: Right, coming. It's
708
00:30:29,108 --> 00:30:32,068
not like, you see, it'll be easier in the
709
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:34,820
cities. It would be easier because everybody is so
710
00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:37,462
compact and basically you can just put them all.
711
00:30:37,526 --> 00:30:38,056
>> Freddy: Yeah.
712
00:30:38,056 --> 00:30:40,780
>> Parker: in our case, it'll be like Red
713
00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:41,520
dawn.
714
00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:42,532
>> Parker: Yeah.
715
00:30:42,556 --> 00:30:45,332
>> Parker: You know, and Red dawn, basically, you know, when they got out into the
716
00:30:45,356 --> 00:30:47,812
outer parts of the United States, you know, it was
717
00:30:47,836 --> 00:30:49,520
difficult because
718
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:51,720
the military.
719
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>> Freddy: People in cities, like, don't have as much
720
00:30:55,068 --> 00:30:56,892
firepower as, ah, we don't know.
721
00:30:56,916 --> 00:30:59,780
>> Parker: And the thing, the movie, they didn't explain
722
00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:01,556
what the civil war was about.
723
00:31:01,748 --> 00:31:02,340
>> Parker: Right.
724
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:05,428
>> Parker: So you really don't know what the deal, I mean, versus
725
00:31:05,484 --> 00:31:08,376
plastic. Yeah, I mean, it
726
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,940
could. I mean, it could be anything. It could have been, you know.
727
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,780
You know, I.
728
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,900
>> Freddy: They said one thing that, like,
729
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,186
really spoiled my interest. and it's about shit
730
00:31:21,218 --> 00:31:23,938
that's happening now, too, is where the president,
731
00:31:24,034 --> 00:31:26,298
the current sitting president in the movie,
732
00:31:26,434 --> 00:31:28,990
defunded the FBI, the DOJ,
733
00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:32,170
and, like, he defunded all these government
734
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agencies. And. And
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when he did that, I guess, you
736
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know, that's.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I just read about what started the civil war,
738
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the movie, slavery.
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>> Freddy: Have you heard of that project 20? 25.
740
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>> Parker: I mean, even if they defund all that, it's.
741
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It doesn't. It doesn't make nothing. The only way you can
742
00:31:58,688 --> 00:32:01,176
have a civil war is if you defund the National
743
00:32:01,248 --> 00:32:01,860
Guard.
744
00:32:02,650 --> 00:32:04,066
>> Parker: Sure. Okay. I don't know.
745
00:32:04,138 --> 00:32:06,898
>> Parker: That would be because you, can defund the FBI.
746
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:10,010
It don't mean shit. But if you fund the National Guard, that
747
00:32:10,026 --> 00:32:12,618
means those are the tanks, those are the weapons, those are the
748
00:32:12,650 --> 00:32:15,490
grenades. Those are, you know, Captain America,
749
00:32:15,626 --> 00:32:16,898
you know, all of them, you know.
750
00:32:16,930 --> 00:32:17,662
>> Parker: That's right.
751
00:32:18,442 --> 00:32:20,610
>> Parker: They're part of the national Guard, you.
752
00:32:20,626 --> 00:32:23,546
>> Parker: Know, space force, everybody. Yeah.
753
00:32:23,714 --> 00:32:26,570
So if every state, let's say every state has the
754
00:32:26,586 --> 00:32:29,202
same amount of people in it, what state would
755
00:32:29,242 --> 00:32:32,072
win a civil war? let's say.
756
00:32:32,136 --> 00:32:34,976
Okay, you said this started in Florida. They tried to take over
757
00:32:35,008 --> 00:32:37,760
the Carolinas, and they were beaten back
758
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,256
or what?
759
00:32:38,288 --> 00:32:38,900
>> Freddy: Yeah.
760
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,432
>> Parker: So if every state had
761
00:32:42,456 --> 00:32:45,316
the same amount of people in it, let's just say who,
762
00:32:45,266 --> 00:32:47,986
would win an all out state versus
763
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state brawl, royal
764
00:32:50,786 --> 00:32:52,698
rumble style. That's what I need to know.
765
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>> Parker: I would say. I would say Tennessee.
766
00:32:56,258 --> 00:32:56,826
>> Freddy: Yeah.
767
00:32:56,922 --> 00:32:58,002
>> Parker: It's good guess.
768
00:32:58,170 --> 00:32:59,162
>> Freddy: West Virginia.
769
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,478
>> Parker: Yeah. Cuz the mountains, man, is gonna be.
770
00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:02,718
>> Freddy: Yeah.
771
00:33:03,538 --> 00:33:06,118
>> Parker: Yeah. Well, who do you. I'm trying to think of who,
772
00:33:07,258 --> 00:33:07,618
who.
773
00:33:07,658 --> 00:33:10,346
>> Freddy: I. California would
774
00:33:10,362 --> 00:33:12,282
be large so you can.
775
00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:12,850
>> Parker: Sure.
776
00:33:12,914 --> 00:33:15,474
>> Freddy: Texas, same way you can spread out.
777
00:33:15,666 --> 00:33:17,514
>> Parker: Would be tough, I think.
778
00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,718
>> Parker: I mean the larger states, but I mean
779
00:33:20,418 --> 00:33:22,954
areas it would be hard. Like West Virginia maybe.
780
00:33:22,986 --> 00:33:24,810
>> Parker: I think Alaska would be a surprise.
781
00:33:24,914 --> 00:33:27,778
>> Parker: Alaska, in Colorado probably too. Because you know, living
782
00:33:27,818 --> 00:33:28,282
up there, you.
783
00:33:28,290 --> 00:33:31,154
>> Freddy: Know, it'd be hard to take. They'd be hard to take
784
00:33:31,186 --> 00:33:33,834
those plates. Yeah, I'm saying. So maybe if you like.
785
00:33:33,946 --> 00:33:36,866
What's that little game where you're like a thing and you got
786
00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:39,518
to go around eating other things and
787
00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:42,298
you get bigger as you eat more
788
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:45,386
snake. Yeah, I'm saying so that would be like that. So if you
789
00:33:45,402 --> 00:33:48,002
started in Florida and it went up Florida eight. South
790
00:33:48,050 --> 00:33:50,038
Carolina and. Or Georgia.
791
00:33:53,388 --> 00:33:54,412
>> Parker: Rhode island probably.
792
00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:55,928
>> Parker: Rhode island would probably be
793
00:33:57,148 --> 00:33:57,508
that.
794
00:33:57,548 --> 00:34:00,510
>> Parker: And probably Vermont because they don't have weapons and
795
00:34:00,534 --> 00:34:01,078
shit over there.
796
00:34:01,118 --> 00:34:02,990
>> Parker: Well, and not only that, just, it seems like.
797
00:34:03,014 --> 00:34:05,622
And not to say those aren't tough people because they are tough people.
798
00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:08,486
Listeners up there. We love you, but I
799
00:34:08,502 --> 00:34:10,458
just seems like. I don't know.
800
00:34:12,558 --> 00:34:13,926
>> Parker: Yeah, New York, I think.
801
00:34:13,982 --> 00:34:16,902
>> Freddy: I think even, even New York City would be hard to take,
802
00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:19,830
man. They got. And you could just
803
00:34:19,854 --> 00:34:22,800
sit up there snipe all ground all.
804
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,684
>> Parker: Yeah, this is what our comedy shows
805
00:34:25,716 --> 00:34:26,172
about.
806
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:28,928
>> Freddy: And then once they cross 105th street.
807
00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:35,848
>> Parker: Don'T go down MLK Boulevard.
808
00:34:40,988 --> 00:34:42,044
>> Parker: Or Compton.
809
00:34:42,156 --> 00:34:42,884
>> Parker: Right.
810
00:34:43,076 --> 00:34:44,568
>> Parker: You know, try to go to LA
811
00:34:45,948 --> 00:34:46,564
and all that.
812
00:34:46,596 --> 00:34:49,474
>> Freddy: You don't think. Yeah, I remember
813
00:34:49,506 --> 00:34:52,490
that movie money talks it and like Chris Tucker, he
814
00:34:52,514 --> 00:34:55,170
called that dude up, he's like, man, these are weapons, man.
815
00:34:55,314 --> 00:34:58,178
He was like, yeah, the rocket launcher. I'm pretty
816
00:34:58,218 --> 00:35:00,138
sure the dudes have all kind of.
817
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:03,290
>> Parker: Oh yeah, yeah, well, that's m for
818
00:35:03,354 --> 00:35:05,278
any country to invade us because
819
00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:08,090
you have to deal with, you know.
820
00:35:08,154 --> 00:35:08,758
>> Parker: Right.
821
00:35:11,938 --> 00:35:14,798
>> Freddy: Not only the legal weapons that are
822
00:35:14,838 --> 00:35:17,406
out there. Oh yeah, illegal weapons. Oh yeah,
823
00:35:17,502 --> 00:35:19,782
that on the street, man. Like.
824
00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:22,218
>> Parker: Right. They don't know good stuff.
825
00:35:22,918 --> 00:35:23,870
>> Freddy: They don't know.
826
00:35:23,934 --> 00:35:25,462
>> Parker: Yeah, it would be, it would be.
827
00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:26,846
>> Parker: So we think the ultimate winner.
828
00:35:26,902 --> 00:35:29,538
>> Parker: I sure hope it don't happen in my lifetime. I mean, if
829
00:35:30,398 --> 00:35:32,350
it. After I'm dead, then I don't give a shit.
830
00:35:32,454 --> 00:35:35,006
>> Parker: It's not gonna happen. We don't need no
831
00:35:35,062 --> 00:35:36,138
civil war.
832
00:35:38,038 --> 00:35:40,904
Exactly, though. That's what they're gonna do. Jam. That song
833
00:35:41,006 --> 00:35:42,684
was the beginning of it.
834
00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:45,648
>> Freddy: He wanted it to have it this way.
835
00:35:53,388 --> 00:35:56,008
>> Parker: We have here is failure to communicate.
836
00:36:04,108 --> 00:36:05,888
>> Freddy: I didn't know where it came from?
837
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,982
>> Parker: Yeah, so.
838
00:36:09,070 --> 00:36:11,618
>> Freddy: Because I thought it was a woman. Right?
839
00:36:17,358 --> 00:36:20,174
>> Parker: You remember that story I said about that lady, that I
840
00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:23,164
saw her in the morning, when I was working? I said, how you doing, sir?
841
00:36:23,196 --> 00:36:26,148
And she was like, it's ma'am. Yeah, she sounded like that
842
00:36:26,188 --> 00:36:27,968
dude. That's why I thought it was
843
00:36:29,268 --> 00:36:30,028
a dude.
844
00:36:30,108 --> 00:36:30,928
>> Parker: Same girl.
845
00:36:35,038 --> 00:36:36,178
>> Parker: It's me.
846
00:36:36,918 --> 00:36:38,446
>> Freddy: Stage five, lady.
847
00:36:38,622 --> 00:36:41,486
>> Parker: There you go. Well, we'll take a quick break, and we'll be
848
00:36:41,502 --> 00:36:43,738
back with more of BLC podcasts.
849
00:36:45,038 --> 00:36:48,006
The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return
850
00:36:48,102 --> 00:36:49,786
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851
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>> Freddy: Hello, this is Doctor Frenchie.
852
00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:57,710
I am here to tell you today
853
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about the black Lincoln collective
854
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party. Go to black.
855
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No. Go to
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blcpodcast.com
857
00:37:08,046 --> 00:37:10,546
and listen to these boys.
858
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Understand? Okay, now, fellas, where is
859
00:37:14,134 --> 00:37:16,814
my money? You owe me for saying this.
860
00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:18,466
Give me my money.
861
00:37:52,096 --> 00:37:54,968
>> Parker: Welcome back to the VLC podcast. We're so glad you're
862
00:37:54,992 --> 00:37:57,480
still with us after all the war
863
00:37:57,608 --> 00:38:00,256
chat. I don't know if that's what we want.
864
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,878
So, yeah, so we're. We finished the sounds of
865
00:38:07,902 --> 00:38:10,782
war, and we're back with a brand
866
00:38:10,854 --> 00:38:13,026
new, old,
867
00:38:13,646 --> 00:38:16,350
familiar, but unfamiliar segment. Because we're always
868
00:38:16,398 --> 00:38:18,894
keeping it new, Fred. Always
869
00:38:19,070 --> 00:38:21,146
keeping it new and old at the same time.
870
00:38:22,406 --> 00:38:25,246
So, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a segment
871
00:38:25,286 --> 00:38:28,128
you've never experienced. It's time for Fredline
872
00:38:28,192 --> 00:38:28,796
news.
873
00:38:30,576 --> 00:38:31,836
>> Parker: Sports edition.
874
00:38:38,936 --> 00:38:39,936
>> Parker: Redline news.
875
00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:41,476
>> Freddy: Smart line. News for it.
876
00:38:43,056 --> 00:38:45,240
>> Parker: Nailed it. Nailed it.
877
00:38:45,368 --> 00:38:46,116
Yep.
878
00:38:47,456 --> 00:38:50,156
>> Freddy: So there's a new fight league
879
00:38:51,576 --> 00:38:54,088
in the making. They just had their debut, I
880
00:38:54,112 --> 00:38:57,018
believe. I had never heard it's debut to me
881
00:38:57,112 --> 00:38:59,902
because I had never heard of, as it's
882
00:38:59,934 --> 00:39:02,438
called, the world Freak Fight
883
00:39:02,502 --> 00:39:05,038
League. Now, these aren't
884
00:39:05,062 --> 00:39:07,862
just your
885
00:39:07,894 --> 00:39:10,238
normal w world fight.
886
00:39:10,342 --> 00:39:13,158
>> Parker: WFFL. Yeah, yeah,
887
00:39:13,302 --> 00:39:13,742
whiffle.
888
00:39:13,774 --> 00:39:16,446
>> Freddy: That's what it is. And, But these are
889
00:39:16,478 --> 00:39:18,730
like, crazy
890
00:39:20,430 --> 00:39:21,062
fights.
891
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:24,046
>> Parker: I mean. Okay, so the. So, yeah, go. Can you tell me
892
00:39:24,078 --> 00:39:26,590
more? What do you mean when you say, like, freaky fights?
893
00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:29,062
>> Freddy: Freaky fight. So, okay, friends,
894
00:39:29,246 --> 00:39:31,570
guys. Salim
895
00:39:32,550 --> 00:39:35,210
Chabu versus
896
00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:38,262
household rado Shaw.
897
00:39:38,406 --> 00:39:40,934
Bow land. And these are two little
898
00:39:40,982 --> 00:39:41,570
people
899
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:47,206
they're fighting. Yeah, man. That's pretty freaky,
900
00:39:47,238 --> 00:39:47,646
right?
901
00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:50,214
>> Parker: That's pretty freaky. Yeah, it is pretty
902
00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:50,982
freaky.
903
00:39:51,126 --> 00:39:53,490
>> Freddy: Then they got another guy,
904
00:39:56,750 --> 00:39:59,716
aka the storm. He
905
00:39:59,748 --> 00:40:01,996
looks exactly like manufacture.
906
00:40:02,028 --> 00:40:02,760
Remember.
907
00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:05,366
>> Parker: Not, in my nose.
908
00:40:05,366 --> 00:40:06,940
>> Freddy: 120 pounds
909
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,080
versus a guy who looks like Ed
910
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:10,952
Sherry.
911
00:40:11,136 --> 00:40:13,060
>> Parker: The guy did look a lot like Ed Sherry.
912
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,340
>> Freddy: Oh, and his nickname
913
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,380
was Ed Sherry. Name is Jones.
914
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,100
His nickname.
915
00:40:24,270 --> 00:40:26,690
Ed Serenader.
916
00:40:30,830 --> 00:40:33,006
>> Parker: They didn't have to add the nader at the end.
917
00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:35,750
>> Freddy: Oh, man. Like, the
918
00:40:35,790 --> 00:40:38,286
terminator. Yeah, but
919
00:40:38,358 --> 00:40:38,878
not.
920
00:40:39,014 --> 00:40:40,574
>> Parker: Did he win? No.
921
00:40:40,662 --> 00:40:42,850
>> Freddy: I don't know. I didn't. I didn't get to see
922
00:40:43,670 --> 00:40:46,486
the only thing that I got the saw and what made
923
00:40:46,518 --> 00:40:47,134
me look at.
924
00:40:47,182 --> 00:40:48,310
>> Parker: You got the saw.
925
00:40:48,470 --> 00:40:49,610
>> Freddy: I got to see.
926
00:40:49,950 --> 00:40:52,170
>> Parker: I'm sorry, was.
927
00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:55,720
>> Freddy: My negro came out.
928
00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:07,720
>> Parker: Now I have to look this up.
929
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:13,692
>> Freddy: So the only fight that I got to see a
930
00:41:13,716 --> 00:41:15,888
little bit of, was Eddie the beast
931
00:41:15,944 --> 00:41:18,220
hall for former
932
00:41:18,750 --> 00:41:20,342
world's strongest man.
933
00:41:20,446 --> 00:41:23,010
>> Parker: These guys aren't that little, but this dude is huge.
934
00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:26,446
>> Freddy: Versus the Neferiti
935
00:41:26,478 --> 00:41:28,774
brothers. Neferriedi neferati brother.
936
00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:29,830
>> Parker: Nefertiti brothers.
937
00:41:29,910 --> 00:41:32,254
>> Freddy: Nefertiti brothers. Never kitty brothers.
938
00:41:32,302 --> 00:41:35,046
>> Parker: That's why Fred was like, titties. I'm in there for
939
00:41:35,078 --> 00:41:35,810
titties.
940
00:41:36,710 --> 00:41:38,886
>> Freddy: So the clip that I saw here.
941
00:41:38,918 --> 00:41:41,582
>> Parker: Alan, put this on so the viewers at home can see just one
942
00:41:41,646 --> 00:41:43,930
titty. These guys aren't that small.
943
00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:47,246
>> Freddy: Look at the. Look at this. Look at the clip. I'm
944
00:41:47,278 --> 00:41:47,702
ready.
945
00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:49,540
>> Parker: No, there's no clip. It's just, just
946
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,984
there he is with this guy who looks like he's very dead.
947
00:41:53,072 --> 00:41:55,220
>> Freddy: Yeah, he is dead.
948
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:58,736
>> Parker: Fighting against.
949
00:41:58,848 --> 00:42:01,696
>> Freddy: It went three rounds. So you get. You got
950
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:03,940
three rounds. And in the
951
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,232
second round, in the second round, beginning third. So I think it was
952
00:42:07,256 --> 00:42:10,062
beginning to third, the beast
953
00:42:10,206 --> 00:42:13,078
picks up. They trying to circle him. You know, I'm
954
00:42:13,094 --> 00:42:16,022
saying, they try rounding, flanking. Yeah,
955
00:42:16,046 --> 00:42:17,366
they're trying to flank this guy.
956
00:42:17,438 --> 00:42:18,610
>> Parker: Like you would a water.
957
00:42:20,230 --> 00:42:23,046
>> Freddy: He, one of them charges in. He
958
00:42:23,078 --> 00:42:26,006
catches him, like, picks him up. The
959
00:42:26,038 --> 00:42:28,910
other guy comes over, starts beating them. He throws
960
00:42:28,950 --> 00:42:31,886
him on to his brother, which knocks him
961
00:42:31,918 --> 00:42:34,462
down. He
962
00:42:34,486 --> 00:42:37,454
talks. His brother
963
00:42:37,542 --> 00:42:40,454
gets up, rushes in due
964
00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:43,502
season. It was like that scene and
965
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:46,506
in, Justice League, when, the flash was trying to
966
00:42:46,578 --> 00:42:47,762
run up on Superman.
967
00:42:47,906 --> 00:42:48,250
>> Parker: Yeah.
968
00:42:48,290 --> 00:42:50,270
>> Freddy: And Superman just looked at him.
969
00:42:53,890 --> 00:42:56,810
He caught him right in his jaw, his neck
970
00:42:56,850 --> 00:42:59,674
spun like, 180, and he was
971
00:42:59,762 --> 00:43:02,614
out. And the
972
00:43:02,662 --> 00:43:05,638
bad part about it, they stopped the
973
00:43:05,654 --> 00:43:05,902
fight.
974
00:43:05,966 --> 00:43:08,430
They stopped the fight. Made sure dude was
975
00:43:08,470 --> 00:43:11,318
okay, took him out of the ring, because he's
976
00:43:11,374 --> 00:43:13,250
out now. Oh,
977
00:43:14,590 --> 00:43:16,450
that was just one on one.
978
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,640
>> Freddy: Lay down, covered his head up.
979
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:30,512
>> Parker: Yeah, I'm sure they knew it was over at that
980
00:43:30,536 --> 00:43:31,062
point.
981
00:43:31,216 --> 00:43:34,122
>> Freddy: So, like, well, it turns out the.
982
00:43:34,146 --> 00:43:36,270
>> Parker: Head Shereen guy did lose as well.
983
00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:40,550
>> Parker: I mean, my tumble was, like, not in my house.
984
00:43:41,530 --> 00:43:43,350
>> Freddy: He must have gave him the shivers.
985
00:43:43,650 --> 00:43:44,430
>> Parker: Yes.
986
00:43:45,170 --> 00:43:46,426
>> Freddy: That's an insurance.
987
00:43:46,538 --> 00:43:46,922
>> Parker: Okay.
988
00:43:46,946 --> 00:43:47,802
>> Freddy: I don't know.
989
00:43:47,986 --> 00:43:49,590
>> Parker: Sorry I'm not cool enough.
990
00:43:55,770 --> 00:43:57,682
>> Freddy: Because you ain't up on your pop culture.
991
00:43:57,786 --> 00:43:59,430
>> Parker: I'm never gonna be up on that.
992
00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:01,510
>> Parker: Parker, I didn't do it on you.
993
00:44:02,410 --> 00:44:05,042
>> Parker: Would never do it to himself. He only gives himself a paw,
994
00:44:05,106 --> 00:44:05,710
friend.
995
00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:07,954
>> Freddy: Come on, man. You know me, right now.
996
00:44:08,042 --> 00:44:09,630
>> Parker: You know he's not gonna do it to himself.
997
00:44:13,690 --> 00:44:16,682
What's that song where he's like, is that. Is that him
998
00:44:16,706 --> 00:44:19,232
where you're like, what pills are you on? do you two
999
00:44:19,328 --> 00:44:20,220
pills are you on?
1000
00:44:26,484 --> 00:44:28,350
It's kind of how he does sound, though.
1001
00:44:28,452 --> 00:44:30,674
>> Parker: Have you ever heard Parker's ringo impersonation?
1002
00:44:30,794 --> 00:44:32,174
>> Parker: No, I can't. I've been.
1003
00:44:32,554 --> 00:44:33,354
>> Parker: He doesn't.
1004
00:44:33,434 --> 00:44:35,974
>> Parker: I've been forbidden from doing it for you
1005
00:44:37,914 --> 00:44:40,894
because my wife hates it more than anything.
1006
00:44:42,154 --> 00:44:45,114
But I went to her and I said, do you want to join
1007
00:44:45,154 --> 00:44:46,094
my band?
1008
00:44:49,514 --> 00:44:51,642
So, yeah, she despises that. So she's gonna.
1009
00:44:51,698 --> 00:44:53,414
>> Freddy: I love it. I love it.
1010
00:44:54,074 --> 00:44:56,254
>> Parker: She hates it so much. Much. He's like,
1011
00:44:56,954 --> 00:44:59,214
yeah, that's what it's like. It's on the phone.
1012
00:45:00,194 --> 00:45:01,214
On the phone.
1013
00:45:02,954 --> 00:45:05,936
He's getting into it. I don't fucking know. It doesn't
1014
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,720
matter in this world.
1015
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:10,472
>> Freddy: No, that's Harry style.
1016
00:45:10,608 --> 00:45:13,124
>> Parker: Everybody's the same to me.
1017
00:45:13,824 --> 00:45:16,656
White people are all the same to me. Yeah, that's Harry
1018
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,504
style. See, I didn't know. What
1019
00:45:19,544 --> 00:45:21,284
kind of pills are you on?
1020
00:45:22,864 --> 00:45:25,084
Do you join my band?
1021
00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:26,944
>> Freddy: Bread line?
1022
00:45:27,064 --> 00:45:29,512
Sports news number two, redline sports.
1023
00:45:29,568 --> 00:45:30,884
>> Parker: We're talking about the Beatles.
1024
00:45:34,464 --> 00:45:36,536
>> Freddy: Paris Olympics 2024.
1025
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,524
>> Parker: I've been to Paris. It's lovely.
1026
00:45:42,704 --> 00:45:44,964
>> Freddy: So there's gonna be a new,
1027
00:45:47,158 --> 00:45:47,630
what do you.
1028
00:45:47,654 --> 00:45:49,948
>> Parker: We call it, where's it.
1029
00:45:52,928 --> 00:45:55,440
>> Freddy: Competition entering into the
1030
00:45:55,464 --> 00:45:57,788
2024 Paris Olympics,
1031
00:45:58,288 --> 00:46:01,148
one that you may not think is a sport,
1032
00:46:01,568 --> 00:46:04,268
but the people of the world said, fuck it.
1033
00:46:05,688 --> 00:46:06,628
>> Parker: Sandwich.
1034
00:46:08,728 --> 00:46:10,228
Professional sandwich making.
1035
00:46:12,408 --> 00:46:13,868
That's got to be a sport.
1036
00:46:14,048 --> 00:46:15,328
>> Freddy: Panini making.
1037
00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:16,692
>> Parker: Imagine that.
1038
00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:17,968
>> Freddy: Break dancing.
1039
00:46:18,254 --> 00:46:20,202
>> Parker: okay, well, that's also interesting.
1040
00:46:20,370 --> 00:46:23,308
>> Freddy: So, break dancing, urban dance style and was
1041
00:46:23,348 --> 00:46:26,228
originating United States in 1970s with roots
1042
00:46:26,268 --> 00:46:29,068
and hip hop culture and gonna get its
1043
00:46:29,108 --> 00:46:31,996
first breaking look at the 2024
1044
00:46:32,052 --> 00:46:34,124
Paris Olympics. So, yeah,
1045
00:46:35,038 --> 00:46:37,950
it's gonna be put into set. There's
1046
00:46:37,974 --> 00:46:40,028
gonna be, b boys and b girls.
1047
00:46:41,244 --> 00:46:43,828
it's going to be moved by acrobatic movements.
1048
00:46:44,328 --> 00:46:45,748
Dollars work.
1049
00:46:46,088 --> 00:46:47,308
>> Parker: Everybody's frozen.
1050
00:46:49,408 --> 00:46:50,384
>> Freddy: Everybody's frozen.
1051
00:46:50,456 --> 00:46:51,736
>> Parker: No, no.
1052
00:46:51,792 --> 00:46:52,454
>> Freddy: Okay.
1053
00:46:52,454 --> 00:46:55,402
>> Parker: yeah, so how do they judge? How do you.
1054
00:46:55,450 --> 00:46:55,802
>> Parker: Who.
1055
00:46:55,890 --> 00:46:58,850
>> Parker: Okay, my thing is, like you said, I guess the
1056
00:46:58,874 --> 00:47:01,450
criteria is, like you said, acrobatic footwork.
1057
00:47:01,634 --> 00:47:02,018
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1058
00:47:02,058 --> 00:47:04,658
>> Parker: Fancy moves. Who judges
1059
00:47:04,698 --> 00:47:05,278
that?
1060
00:47:05,724 --> 00:47:06,808
>> Parker: Kumo d.
1061
00:47:08,788 --> 00:47:10,368
>> Freddy: Grandmaster flash
1062
00:47:16,308 --> 00:47:16,652
are going.
1063
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:18,128
>> Parker: To be part of it. Yeah.
1064
00:47:20,348 --> 00:47:23,284
>> Parker: I just feel like it's going to be weird because, like, I think
1065
00:47:23,316 --> 00:47:26,128
only Americans could judge that, right? I mean, I don't know.
1066
00:47:26,428 --> 00:47:28,556
No, it's break dancing international. Really?
1067
00:47:28,612 --> 00:47:29,236
>> Parker: Oh, yeah.
1068
00:47:29,372 --> 00:47:32,146
>> Freddy: It's very big. Internationally. it got its
1069
00:47:32,202 --> 00:47:35,030
start, last Olympics at the
1070
00:47:35,134 --> 00:47:36,238
Junior Olympics.
1071
00:47:36,318 --> 00:47:37,006
>> Parker: Okay.
1072
00:47:37,142 --> 00:47:39,798
>> Freddy: At the summer Youth Olympic games in Buenos
1073
00:47:39,838 --> 00:47:41,778
Aires in 2018.
1074
00:47:42,864 --> 00:47:45,494
>> Parker: Oh, shit. Top ten b boys right
1075
00:47:45,526 --> 00:47:46,126
here.
1076
00:47:46,302 --> 00:47:47,058
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1077
00:47:50,558 --> 00:47:53,334
Like, they taking all of that hip hop stuff
1078
00:47:53,446 --> 00:47:55,822
international, dude. Like, break
1079
00:47:55,870 --> 00:47:57,898
dancing, beatboxing.
1080
00:47:59,028 --> 00:48:00,648
Yeah, man. Have you.
1081
00:48:02,188 --> 00:48:02,692
>> Parker: Yes.
1082
00:48:02,740 --> 00:48:03,768
>> Freddy: I have heard that.
1083
00:48:04,668 --> 00:48:07,556
>> Parker: Names are cool, too. Read you
1084
00:48:07,572 --> 00:48:08,848
the top ten real quick.
1085
00:48:09,188 --> 00:48:12,028
>> Freddy: Back in the day, you had, like, dudes, like, no legs
1086
00:48:12,108 --> 00:48:13,208
or no bones.
1087
00:48:13,884 --> 00:48:14,690
>> Parker: with the fat boys.
1088
00:48:14,754 --> 00:48:15,050
>> Parker: You know?
1089
00:48:15,074 --> 00:48:17,318
>> Parker: They did. They had the human beatbox, dude.
1090
00:48:19,618 --> 00:48:22,466
>> Parker: The number. The top ten. Starting 10th to go, we'll go to
1091
00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:25,272
first. out of Massachusetts. It's b
1092
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,748
boy little zoo.
1093
00:48:28,728 --> 00:48:31,720
>> Freddy: I thought you were gonna say out of Massachusetts. I was like,
1094
00:48:31,744 --> 00:48:32,912
whoa, that is cool.
1095
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,832
>> Parker: No, that is a cool name, actually. Then you have a nine. B
1096
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,800
boy nor diamond. This
1097
00:48:38,824 --> 00:48:41,536
is. Looks like diamond without an n. Then
1098
00:48:41,672 --> 00:48:43,508
b boy Danny Dan.
1099
00:48:44,808 --> 00:48:47,616
B boy Leonie. B boy
1100
00:48:47,672 --> 00:48:50,108
Jeff row. Jeff ro.
1101
00:48:50,488 --> 00:48:53,384
B boy Leggette. B boy Lee. B
1102
00:48:53,416 --> 00:48:56,088
boy Alvin. B boy Victor. And then coming in, the number
1103
00:48:56,128 --> 00:48:58,376
one. B boy, the
1104
00:48:58,392 --> 00:49:00,840
Heidor. B boy Phil.
1105
00:49:00,944 --> 00:49:03,816
Wizard. There's
1106
00:49:03,832 --> 00:49:06,712
some better names that didn't place, but, you know, the top
1107
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,712
ten is the top ten. DB
1108
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,548
boy, mad track. Didn't get in
1109
00:49:12,008 --> 00:49:12,816
boy.
1110
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:14,736
>> Freddy: He's gonna be competitors.
1111
00:49:14,912 --> 00:49:17,008
>> Parker: These, are different people. Yeah. B boy lusty spy.
1112
00:49:17,164 --> 00:49:19,776
>> Freddy: That's what I'm saying. Are they gonna be there? Are they gonna.
1113
00:49:19,928 --> 00:49:22,540
>> Parker: These are. These were in the 2022
1114
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,980
b boy championships.
1115
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,220
Okay.
1116
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:29,900
>> Parker: For the. The Olympics. That would be the.
1117
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:33,192
>> Freddy: You gotta have a qualifier. Yeah. You gotta qualify.
1118
00:49:33,256 --> 00:49:33,408
>> Parker: Yeah.
1119
00:49:33,424 --> 00:49:36,088
>> Freddy: He's gotta do well. Yeah. Each
1120
00:49:36,144 --> 00:49:37,960
country would have their own qualifier.
1121
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,904
>> Parker: Right. You know, or set.
1122
00:49:39,952 --> 00:49:42,784
>> Parker: I mean, I would watch that, you know? then
1123
00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:45,896
they're showing ice skating and crap like that. Qualifying.
1124
00:49:45,928 --> 00:49:48,912
We don't want to watch. We want to watch, you
1125
00:49:48,936 --> 00:49:49,500
know.
1126
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,750
>> Freddy: Watch break dancing. Our watch, skateboarding.
1127
00:49:54,910 --> 00:49:55,650
>> Parker: Yeah.
1128
00:49:55,990 --> 00:49:57,050
>> Parker: Watch karate.
1129
00:49:57,950 --> 00:49:59,302
>> Freddy: Yes. I will watch karate.
1130
00:49:59,366 --> 00:50:01,766
>> Parker: You watch. Would you watch professional sandwich
1131
00:50:01,798 --> 00:50:02,370
making?
1132
00:50:03,350 --> 00:50:04,090
>> Freddy: No.
1133
00:50:04,536 --> 00:50:07,392
>> Parker: let's see. 15 minutes. Yeah. We can talk about
1134
00:50:07,416 --> 00:50:07,750
food.
1135
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,682
>> Parker: Yeah. Where he made it. I waited. I
1136
00:50:10,706 --> 00:50:13,666
waited till exactly 50 minutes. I knew exactly what I was doing
1137
00:50:13,698 --> 00:50:16,618
the whole time. As
1138
00:50:16,634 --> 00:50:19,270
soon as that bell hit, I was the only thing I could think of.
1139
00:50:20,090 --> 00:50:21,298
>> Freddy: Speaking of food.
1140
00:50:21,474 --> 00:50:22,230
>> Parker: Oh,
1141
00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:27,468
>> Freddy: Yo boy. Joey Chestnut.
1142
00:50:27,564 --> 00:50:30,120
>> Parker: Oh, this is sponsored by Bang Bros, by the way.
1143
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,352
>> Freddy: Brain brats.
1144
00:50:34,456 --> 00:50:37,272
>> Parker: This is sponsored by Blowjob H
1145
00:50:37,296 --> 00:50:37,860
vac.
1146
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,248
H vac. Will always
1147
00:50:43,344 --> 00:50:45,780
leave you satisfied. Yeah.
1148
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,180
You'll love our packages.
1149
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,860
Blowjob h vac.
1150
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:58,700
We never come early
1151
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,520
blowjob. H vac.
1152
00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:08,880
Our servers will leave a great taste in your mouth.
1153
00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:14,020
That's all I got so far, but they'll probably tomorrow, probably pop
1154
00:51:14,060 --> 00:51:14,640
up.
1155
00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:18,060
>> Freddy: Oh, Joey Chestnut.
1156
00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:19,180
>> Parker: We're talking about wieners.
1157
00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:22,140
>> Parker: Blow chest. We never pull
1158
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:23,200
out too early.
1159
00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:28,840
I don't know.
1160
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:33,004
>> Freddy: Gutted to learn he's been
1161
00:51:33,052 --> 00:51:35,892
banned from the 2024
1162
00:51:36,036 --> 00:51:37,788
Nathan's, hot dog eating contest.
1163
00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:39,988
>> Parker: That's sad. See, he's a. He's a legend.
1164
00:51:40,124 --> 00:51:43,004
>> Freddy: He's a champion. He's a champion.
1165
00:51:43,172 --> 00:51:44,840
How many times did he want it?
1166
00:51:45,460 --> 00:51:48,364
1616 times. 16
1167
00:51:48,452 --> 00:51:51,156
times champion. And he's been banned. You want to know
1168
00:51:51,188 --> 00:51:51,836
why?
1169
00:51:52,028 --> 00:51:53,440
>> Parker: He went to the dark side.
1170
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:56,446
>> Freddy: Yeah. He made a deal with,
1171
00:51:56,396 --> 00:51:59,130
impossible foods, so. Only to
1172
00:51:59,146 --> 00:52:01,382
sell me.
1173
00:52:02,442 --> 00:52:05,168
And, instead of being sponsored by Nathan,
1174
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:05,936
so.
1175
00:52:06,104 --> 00:52:08,752
>> Parker: Well, he's never. He was never sponsored by Nathan's, you know.
1176
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:11,664
>> Parker: Well, no, but I'm sure it's there. Like, it's Nathan's hot dog eating contest.
1177
00:52:11,728 --> 00:52:11,818
Right.
1178
00:52:11,818 --> 00:52:12,854
>> Freddy: yeah, yeah.
1179
00:52:14,914 --> 00:52:17,642
>> Parker: I mean, he was never sponsored by hit Nathan's and.
1180
00:52:17,738 --> 00:52:20,138
>> Parker: Right. But it's implicit that you eat their hot dogs.
1181
00:52:20,266 --> 00:52:22,330
>> Parker: Yeah, no, what I'm saying is not.
1182
00:52:22,362 --> 00:52:23,434
>> Freddy: Gonna eat the hot dogs.
1183
00:52:23,514 --> 00:52:26,250
>> Parker: He was gonna probably have to eat vegetarian hot
1184
00:52:26,282 --> 00:52:26,570
dogs.
1185
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:27,666
>> Parker: Yeah, he wasn't gonna eat the Nathan's.
1186
00:52:27,690 --> 00:52:30,370
>> Parker: Hot dogs would be my guess.
1187
00:52:30,482 --> 00:52:33,330
>> Freddy: Well, yeah, then, yeah. I mean, you're not
1188
00:52:33,362 --> 00:52:35,814
gonna eat the hot dogs. That's sponsored by the
1189
00:52:36,154 --> 00:52:37,962
one putting on the right competition.
1190
00:52:38,058 --> 00:52:38,594
>> Parker: Yeah.
1191
00:52:38,714 --> 00:52:41,306
>> Parker: It said the news came a day after Coney Islands
1192
00:52:41,330 --> 00:52:43,900
iconic eating contest banned him, from
1193
00:52:44,092 --> 00:52:47,004
this year's competition after he signed a deal with a vegan hot dog
1194
00:52:47,044 --> 00:52:48,672
brand, impossible foods.
1195
00:52:48,828 --> 00:52:49,168
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1196
00:52:49,216 --> 00:52:51,924
>> Parker: My assumption would be that he was like, I'm only gonna eat
1197
00:52:52,304 --> 00:52:54,040
impossible hot dogs.
1198
00:52:54,232 --> 00:52:57,016
>> Parker: He never said. He never said that. But you would assume
1199
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,024
that if you're gonna sign an endorsement, like, if you're gonna sign with Reebok,
1200
00:53:00,064 --> 00:53:01,384
you're gonna can't.
1201
00:53:01,464 --> 00:53:04,040
>> Parker: Go to Nike's store and, like, open the store
1202
00:53:04,072 --> 00:53:04,552
up.
1203
00:53:04,688 --> 00:53:07,616
>> Freddy: Right. You know, and he was. He was a
1204
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,278
shoe in because, what's his name? Retire. Right.
1205
00:53:10,446 --> 00:53:11,634
Kobayashi.
1206
00:53:12,014 --> 00:53:14,982
>> Parker: Kobaya. No, actually, Kobayashi also got banned from
1207
00:53:14,998 --> 00:53:17,594
the Nathan hotdog eating. Yeah.
1208
00:53:17,634 --> 00:53:19,094
And on that.
1209
00:53:20,474 --> 00:53:21,522
>> Parker: No, no.
1210
00:53:21,578 --> 00:53:24,546
>> Parker: They hated him because he called him out on their shit and he. They were
1211
00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:26,294
like, you know, you're done. You're banned
1212
00:53:28,074 --> 00:53:31,010
now on September 2. It's. It's
1213
00:53:31,082 --> 00:53:34,024
the greatest thing that's ever happened. Fred, breaking news. It's, Joey
1214
00:53:34,072 --> 00:53:36,780
Chestnut versus takeru Kobayashi.
1215
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,200
And Chestnut versus Kobayashi. Unfinished
1216
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,008
beef. I'm not. That's a real
1217
00:53:43,064 --> 00:53:45,920
name. Wow. On Netflix, September 2,
1218
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,192
they're having a rematch that determined, and I
1219
00:53:48,216 --> 00:53:50,050
quote, ultimate.
1220
00:53:51,070 --> 00:53:54,038
>> Parker: Netflix is like, dude, we got. We bought bandwidth,
1221
00:53:54,214 --> 00:53:57,118
we. For a fight. You know, we're gonna have
1222
00:53:57,134 --> 00:53:59,270
to do it. You know, we'll just put this.
1223
00:53:59,350 --> 00:54:02,190
>> Parker: Get this. But get this, Fred. And here's where the trick comes
1224
00:54:02,230 --> 00:54:05,174
in. According to Netflix, that
1225
00:54:05,262 --> 00:54:07,798
the hot dog eating champion, which both
1226
00:54:07,854 --> 00:54:10,350
competitors will eat the most. All beef hot
1227
00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:11,170
dogs.
1228
00:54:11,510 --> 00:54:14,500
>> Parker: Yeah. I don't think Joey Chestnut never
1229
00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:17,464
said he wasn't gonna eat the hot dogs. I mean,
1230
00:54:17,512 --> 00:54:20,320
but, you know, he never said, you know, so that's the.
1231
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,016
That's the weird part, is, all right, you're gonna do the. You're gonna be,
1232
00:54:23,770 --> 00:54:26,634
endorsed by impossible, but you basically
1233
00:54:26,682 --> 00:54:28,522
were like, well, I'm still gonna eat hot dogs.
1234
00:54:28,546 --> 00:54:30,510
>> Parker: You know, Kabayashi said,
1235
00:54:30,886 --> 00:54:33,280
retiring for me will only
1236
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,248
happen after I take him down. Run. Last
1237
00:54:36,304 --> 00:54:38,416
time, this
1238
00:54:38,528 --> 00:54:41,524
rivalry, Razrin ruing Rora
1239
00:54:41,572 --> 00:54:44,206
Rome rhyme, competing, against
1240
00:54:44,278 --> 00:54:46,410
Joey Rive on Netflix.
1241
00:54:50,270 --> 00:54:52,890
Knock him out. That part,
1242
00:54:53,430 --> 00:54:55,850
that's Scooby Doo. Scooby Doo.
1243
00:54:56,230 --> 00:54:57,710
>> Parker: It sounds like Scooby Doo.
1244
00:54:57,790 --> 00:55:00,470
>> Parker: Yeah. I wanted to do an interview with a dog, but we couldn't find one.
1245
00:55:00,510 --> 00:55:01,090
So
1246
00:55:03,590 --> 00:55:06,182
rut row is rut row.
1247
00:55:06,206 --> 00:55:08,982
Raggy rockers
1248
00:55:09,086 --> 00:55:10,690
runner ransom.
1249
00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:18,548
>> Parker: So who's going to compete now? I guess it'll be.
1250
00:55:18,564 --> 00:55:20,140
>> Parker: No, no, it'll be a bunch of scrubs.
1251
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:22,724
>> Freddy: Yeah. 48 wiener
1252
00:55:22,772 --> 00:55:25,132
holders. The winners. 48. Yeah.
1253
00:55:25,156 --> 00:55:26,668
>> Parker: When there's gonna be, like, four hot dogs.
1254
00:55:26,804 --> 00:55:27,840
>> Parker: Yeah. For.
1255
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:31,760
>> Freddy: That. At the spot up here,
1256
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:34,258
around here, the, hot dog place.
1257
00:55:34,394 --> 00:55:35,226
>> Parker: Skins.
1258
00:55:35,418 --> 00:55:37,370
>> Freddy: Yeah, they got.
1259
00:55:37,490 --> 00:55:40,282
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah. Man versus
1260
00:55:40,426 --> 00:55:43,362
beard versus food. Just went and dropped, like, 40 on
1261
00:55:43,386 --> 00:55:44,710
them in, like, an hour.
1262
00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:47,660
>> Freddy: Really? Skins?
1263
00:55:48,004 --> 00:55:50,940
>> Parker: yeah, yeah. Their previous record was 16.
1264
00:55:51,012 --> 00:55:51,764
And he was like, I'll take.
1265
00:55:51,804 --> 00:55:53,660
>> Freddy: Yeah, it was 16. Yeah, yeah.
1266
00:55:53,692 --> 00:55:55,892
>> Parker: And he went on and was like, I'll do 40 then.
1267
00:55:56,028 --> 00:55:58,948
>> Freddy: Yeah, I think he did it in, like,
1268
00:55:58,996 --> 00:56:01,916
what, 20 minutes, 15 minutes, not long.
1269
00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:04,436
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah.
1270
00:56:04,460 --> 00:56:07,436
>> Parker: But I mean, skins, hot dogs aren't really big, so.
1271
00:56:07,540 --> 00:56:10,388
>> Freddy: No, no, they're not. They are good.
1272
00:56:10,556 --> 00:56:10,948
Yeah.
1273
00:56:10,996 --> 00:56:12,584
>> Parker: Oh, yeah. No, no doubt.
1274
00:56:13,484 --> 00:56:16,344
And, you know, and personally, I don't like Nathan saw dogs.
1275
00:56:16,924 --> 00:56:19,824
Yeah, I m don't like the taste of it.
1276
00:56:22,284 --> 00:56:25,276
No, I don't. I rather have the Oscar Mayer beef. Whatever.
1277
00:56:25,380 --> 00:56:27,356
>> Parker: You just want your bologna to have a second name.
1278
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:28,584
Exactly.
1279
00:56:30,334 --> 00:56:30,910
>> Parker: Johnson.
1280
00:56:30,982 --> 00:56:32,394
>> Parker: All right, so, yeah,
1281
00:56:33,814 --> 00:56:34,794
one more.
1282
00:56:37,334 --> 00:56:38,074
>> Freddy: So.
1283
00:56:41,854 --> 00:56:44,154
>> Parker: I feel like we're limping to the end of.
1284
00:56:46,974 --> 00:56:48,234
>> Parker: One. Legging it.
1285
00:56:49,214 --> 00:56:52,074
>> Parker: Sports, sports news.
1286
00:56:52,494 --> 00:56:55,230
>> Freddy: The world gravy wrestling championships.
1287
00:56:55,342 --> 00:56:56,234
>> Parker: Wait a minute,
1288
00:56:59,274 --> 00:57:02,130
wait a minute. It
1289
00:57:02,162 --> 00:57:03,294
moved a little bit.
1290
00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:05,170
>> Parker: Parker's like, wait, wait, wait.
1291
00:57:05,202 --> 00:57:05,774
>> Freddy: What?
1292
00:57:06,594 --> 00:57:08,614
>> Parker: This could be my calling, Fred.
1293
00:57:11,074 --> 00:57:13,610
>> Freddy: So the world
1294
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,426
gravy Wrestling
1295
00:57:15,570 --> 00:57:16,774
championship
1296
00:57:18,594 --> 00:57:21,354
revealed after hundreds of leaders
1297
00:57:21,474 --> 00:57:24,054
used in the pool, hundreds of liters
1298
00:57:24,834 --> 00:57:26,934
of beef juice.
1299
00:57:27,354 --> 00:57:29,674
Gravy. Men,
1300
00:57:29,754 --> 00:57:31,890
women and children.
1301
00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:33,416
>> Parker: Mm All.
1302
00:57:33,416 --> 00:57:34,476
>> Freddy: Ah, wrestled.
1303
00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:35,212
>> Parker: No.
1304
00:57:35,316 --> 00:57:38,012
>> Freddy: In the world gravy wrestling championships.
1305
00:57:38,196 --> 00:57:41,120
>> Parker: Do you know what kind of gravy it is? Because I unfortunately do.
1306
00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:42,900
>> Freddy: What kind of gravy?
1307
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:45,760
>> Parker: Lincolnshire. Gravy. So it's british.
1308
00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:48,770
>> Freddy: Yes, it is. Is in
1309
00:57:48,810 --> 00:57:50,830
Rosendale, Lancashire.
1310
00:57:51,730 --> 00:57:54,170
Oh, the viet outside of
1311
00:57:54,210 --> 00:57:56,350
Stacksteeds Rosenbowl
1312
00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:58,018
pub.
1313
00:57:58,194 --> 00:58:00,946
>> Parker: We go into staxis Rosenbaum to
1314
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,350
wrestle around in
1315
00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:04,170
gravy.
1316
00:58:04,210 --> 00:58:07,106
>> Freddy: Isn't it gravy? Two minutes of the
1317
00:58:07,138 --> 00:58:10,030
ring while swapped with gravy
1318
00:58:10,450 --> 00:58:10,500
boy.
1319
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:12,040
>> Parker: put gravy in me shorts.
1320
00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:14,880
>> Freddy: So evidently this is just.
1321
00:58:16,530 --> 00:58:19,506
>> Parker: This is one of those things that people in foreign countries do that's
1322
00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:19,914
weird.
1323
00:58:20,002 --> 00:58:21,470
>> Parker: Fucking nasty
1324
00:58:22,730 --> 00:58:24,802
work outside for about 90 minutes.
1325
00:58:24,906 --> 00:58:27,230
>> Parker: Yeah, there you go. Gross. These people,
1326
00:58:27,690 --> 00:58:30,670
maybe the grossest things ever been said on the show. And that's a.
1327
00:58:32,650 --> 00:58:35,380
Fred, that's like, they do the, tiv. You ever seen where they do the
1328
00:58:35,404 --> 00:58:37,300
cheese wheel running thing?
1329
00:58:37,444 --> 00:58:38,076
>> Freddy: Yes.
1330
00:58:38,212 --> 00:58:41,008
>> Parker: It like kills people and like, really hurt.
1331
00:58:41,688 --> 00:58:44,608
>> Parker: They got hurt some
1332
00:58:44,648 --> 00:58:45,384
up, man.
1333
00:58:45,536 --> 00:58:46,536
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah.
1334
00:58:46,592 --> 00:58:49,468
>> Freddy: Oh, yeah. Broken legs and twice.
1335
00:58:53,288 --> 00:58:54,808
You watch that documentary?
1336
00:58:54,888 --> 00:58:57,760
>> Parker: Yeah, I did. No, I didn't watch the documentary. I watched another thing called, like,
1337
00:58:57,784 --> 00:59:00,736
weird sports or whatever with Rainn Wilson. They interviewed
1338
00:59:00,752 --> 00:59:03,624
that girl who I was like, oh, she's like. She broke both her
1339
00:59:03,656 --> 00:59:06,600
faces off doing this cheese wheel shit. I was like,
1340
00:59:06,624 --> 00:59:07,548
oh, great.
1341
00:59:08,028 --> 00:59:10,604
>> Freddy: That's the thing. Only thing you win is the
1342
00:59:10,636 --> 00:59:11,364
cheese.
1343
00:59:11,516 --> 00:59:14,164
>> Parker: Right? And the, And the
1344
00:59:14,196 --> 00:59:16,234
pleasure of, knowing that you.
1345
00:59:16,426 --> 00:59:19,162
Yeah, but you do win the cheese.
1346
00:59:19,290 --> 00:59:21,490
You win a cheese that's in
1347
00:59:21,514 --> 00:59:22,514
glaucus.
1348
00:59:22,706 --> 00:59:25,558
>> Freddy: But nobody wants to be around you after you cut it
1349
00:59:26,298 --> 00:59:27,582
a. Oh, worth it.
1350
00:59:28,722 --> 00:59:31,714
>> Parker: Worth it. There
1351
00:59:31,778 --> 00:59:33,872
it is. Five minutes too late. It.
1352
00:59:34,412 --> 00:59:35,152
So
1353
00:59:40,892 --> 00:59:42,512
you all have time. I know.
1354
00:59:44,412 --> 00:59:47,364
So. Yes, lovely. For sure. I'm sure that the
1355
00:59:47,388 --> 00:59:50,112
world gravy Championship is
1356
00:59:50,612 --> 00:59:52,412
as delicious as it is. Disgusting.
1357
00:59:52,452 --> 00:59:54,964
>> Freddy: As disgusting as it is disgusting.
1358
00:59:55,108 --> 00:59:56,452
>> Parker: You know, it's disgusting.
1359
00:59:56,572 --> 00:59:58,428
>> Freddy: That had to be nasty.
1360
00:59:58,540 --> 01:00:01,340
>> Parker: Yeah. Imagine what they clean that shit after, you
1361
01:00:01,356 --> 01:00:04,172
know? You know, because they're like, oh.
1362
01:00:08,872 --> 01:00:09,160
>> Freddy: You.
1363
01:00:09,176 --> 01:00:12,160
>> Parker: Know, because all the pubs, they've had carpets and shit, you know.
1364
01:00:12,216 --> 01:00:12,812
>> Parker: Right.
1365
01:00:13,432 --> 01:00:14,452
>> Freddy: Wellington.
1366
01:00:17,472 --> 01:00:18,372
>> Parker: Rips.
1367
01:00:20,352 --> 01:00:22,288
That's our special this week.
1368
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,292
>> Freddy: Gross.
1369
01:00:23,672 --> 01:00:25,732
>> Parker: Extra season gravy love
1370
01:00:27,352 --> 01:00:28,092
now.
1371
01:00:29,652 --> 01:00:32,116
Governor, governor,
1372
01:00:32,204 --> 01:00:35,204
governor, governor, governor. You smell like me.
1373
01:00:35,228 --> 01:00:36,952
Lincolnshire gravy.
1374
01:00:39,532 --> 01:00:42,472
I'm in love with you now, isn't it?
1375
01:00:44,012 --> 01:00:46,756
Anyway, well, Fred, do you have any more
1376
01:00:46,804 --> 01:00:48,472
sports tickles?
1377
01:00:49,522 --> 01:00:52,306
>> Freddy: all the sporty sports news I had sports
1378
01:00:52,354 --> 01:00:53,010
bats.
1379
01:00:53,186 --> 01:00:54,690
>> Parker: Sports spanx.
1380
01:00:54,786 --> 01:00:56,062
>> Freddy: Oh, I did have one.
1381
01:00:56,362 --> 01:00:57,102
>> Parker: No.
1382
01:01:00,002 --> 01:01:01,222
You're gonna nail it.
1383
01:01:02,162 --> 01:01:02,982
>> Parker: Ready?
1384
01:01:04,042 --> 01:01:04,610
>> Parker: Sports.
1385
01:01:04,706 --> 01:01:05,342
>> Parker: Sports.
1386
01:01:06,522 --> 01:01:07,378
>> Parker: Nailed it.
1387
01:01:07,490 --> 01:01:07,970
>> Parker: Yes.
1388
01:01:08,066 --> 01:01:10,794
>> Parker: We're never gonna know. It's weird timing. It's white people timing,
1389
01:01:10,818 --> 01:01:13,770
Fred. It's almost impossible
1390
01:01:13,826 --> 01:01:16,378
for people with rhythm to do it
1391
01:01:16,570 --> 01:01:19,538
because it's off rhythm. It shouldn't be what it is, but because I'm white,
1392
01:01:19,570 --> 01:01:22,388
I can handle it. Yeah, it's like
1393
01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:24,116
jazz. I understand jazz better.
1394
01:01:24,284 --> 01:01:26,072
>> Freddy: And you can do it.
1395
01:01:26,822 --> 01:01:29,312
>> Parker: asynchronous. jazz. I get it. It gets me
1396
01:01:29,312 --> 01:01:29,912
m.
1397
01:01:36,656 --> 01:01:37,756
I can dance.
1398
01:01:41,816 --> 01:01:44,632
Oh, good times. Well, thank you guys so much for listening.
1399
01:01:44,704 --> 01:01:47,644
Does anybody have anything else to say about
1400
01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:50,676
anything else that there is? I'm glad they found the one
1401
01:01:50,716 --> 01:01:51,740
legged person.
1402
01:01:51,868 --> 01:01:52,576
>> Parker: Yes.
1403
01:01:54,396 --> 01:01:56,262
>> Freddy: It was the one legged man.
1404
01:01:56,262 --> 01:01:58,946
>> Parker: it wasn't me. It was the one armed man.
1405
01:01:59,446 --> 01:02:02,106
>> Parker: Yeah, that's right. What movie was that from?
1406
01:02:02,606 --> 01:02:04,106
>> Parker: Eastern, wasn't it?
1407
01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:08,952
>> Parker: Oh, that's right. Fugitive. Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah, that's right.
1408
01:02:08,984 --> 01:02:11,786
>> Parker: Your fugitive 100. It's like, I don't
1409
01:02:11,826 --> 01:02:14,546
care how to kill my wife. I don't
1410
01:02:14,586 --> 01:02:14,978
care.
1411
01:02:15,082 --> 01:02:16,246
>> Freddy: I don't care.
1412
01:02:21,626 --> 01:02:24,538
I don't care. He delivered it,
1413
01:02:24,562 --> 01:02:26,446
too. I don't care.
1414
01:02:31,946 --> 01:02:34,898
>> Parker: All right, guys, well, thank you guys for listening. If anybody has anything else
1415
01:02:34,922 --> 01:02:37,496
to say, Or forever hold your peace.
1416
01:02:37,626 --> 01:02:38,036
>> Freddy: Bl.
1417
01:02:38,116 --> 01:02:39,616
>> Parker: Cottage cheese.
1418
01:02:41,436 --> 01:02:43,220
Yeah. Forever old your penis. Forever.
1419
01:02:43,308 --> 01:02:45,256
>> Freddy: I always gonna hold my penis.
1420
01:02:46,676 --> 01:02:49,188
>> Parker: I've been doing that for 50 something years, man.
1421
01:02:49,212 --> 01:02:52,036
>> Parker: There it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, have a great
1422
01:02:52,076 --> 01:02:55,028
night. We'll be back next week with a brand new episode of the Black Lincoln
1423
01:02:55,052 --> 01:02:58,052
collective podcast. Walk it off.
1424
01:02:58,204 --> 01:03:00,916
Walk it off. Skippity whatever your name was. Skippity
1425
01:03:00,956 --> 01:03:03,776
rising. We
1426
01:03:03,816 --> 01:03:06,816
are laughing, and we are very good
1427
01:03:06,856 --> 01:03:09,576
friends. Good buddy. Sharing a
1428
01:03:09,616 --> 01:03:10,716
special moment.
1429
01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:28,764
>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man.
1430
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:30,016
>> Parker: This game over.
1431
01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:31,782
>> Parker: Just hang Lou's blood.
1432
01:03:31,782 --> 01:03:34,206
>> Parker: she gonna catch up on the rebound out of m medicine.
1433
01:03:39,386 --> 01:03:40,806
>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
1434
01:03:44,826 --> 01:03:46,842
>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks.
1435
01:03:46,994 --> 01:03:49,274
>> Freddy: I still a vista, baby.
1436
01:03:49,410 --> 01:03:50,536
>> Parker: Goddamn. hip.
1437
01:03:52,676 --> 01:03:55,432
Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway, as you
1438
01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:56,192
know, I'm.
1439
01:03:56,224 --> 01:03:58,072
>> Parker: A man of special needs.
1440
01:03:58,184 --> 01:03:59,544
>> Parker: Surely you can't be serious.
1441
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:00,704
>> Parker: I am serious.
1442
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:01,686
>> Freddy: And, don't call me Shirley.