The gang's all back for 2026, and we're rolling into the new year with a new Porta Potty Podcast. This week, Fred's trying his hand at clean comedy at his church talent show, and it goes exactly like you think it would. Parker's talking peanuts and his recent Charleston trip, and we finally dig deep into the Epstein...I mean Fredstein files. That's right, we're outing Fred and all of his famous criminal friends. Parker's Kids try a racing sim, and so much more.
The gang's all back for 2026, and we're rolling into the new year with a new Porta Potty Podcast. This week, Fred's trying his hand at clean comedy at his church talent show, and it goes exactly like you think it would. Parker's talking peanuts and his recent Charleston trip, and we finally dig deep into the Epstein...I mean Fredstein files. That's right, we're outing Fred and all of his famous criminal friends. Parker's Kids try a racing sim, and so much more.
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(singing in foreign language)
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- It's going to be a bumpy night.
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- A light, a light, a light, it's a light.
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Hey, hey, black rinking, you think we sick,
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but we come and fresh, 2026.
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- Well, the black link can collapse.
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(laughing)
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(laughing)
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You can see it, black, black, black, black.
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- Yo, he starts strong.
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(laughing)
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- He's spreading like 2025, you're like,
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- Three years, not every time, Brad.
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You gave that first couple of bars in there.
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- I've got one ball, I've got a lot of balls.
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- I always got one too, and it always ends weird.
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(laughing)
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- I'm gonna get there.
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- We're gonna write it, I just gotta write it down.
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- I don't want, I'm gonna freestyle this.
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- I know, we all do, but they heart it.
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- They all look, they all look,
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(laughing)
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- I'm gonna save that, when I freestyle,
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everything is the same, it's always like,
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they all look the same way.
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- All right, here we go again.
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- Let's do it again.
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- Woo!
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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- It's me and the black link can,
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I'm making, everybody says,
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no more drinking, island,
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you gotta stop your fouling up the choke,
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everybody knows.
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(laughing)
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- And Bob, you gotta mess it up,
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and then you gotta just lay down,
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but then give them all,
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and then you just gotta release it,
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and how much does it do?
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(laughing)
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- Oh, no.
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- What's up?
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- He got the, he added a verse to it.
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(laughing)
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- Why does verse ever?
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Welcome to the one and only, 2026 edition.
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- The BLC podcast.
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- What up G-Money?
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- What?
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- Travel broadcasting live
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from the polatial EC studios.
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- It's got it all across the updated South Carolina.
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You can catch new episodes every single Monday,
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or anytime on YouTube,
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it's the Facebook Blue Sky,
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and all your favorite,
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good bye guys, platforms.
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And I'm merrilyfavorpockast.com.
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Now it's the man whose name is Fred.
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It's Fred.
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- Hey, it's Fred.
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I'm here doing Fred.
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- Parking high definition.
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- Doing Fred things with Fred type people,
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and I know that.
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- Fred.
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(laughing)
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- Real Fred of it.
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- A real Fred of y'all, Fred,
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you know, a lot, man.
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- Yeah.
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- We know you.
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- We know you.
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(laughing)
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- And coming in for that new year.
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- Alan, no TV.
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(cheering)
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- I'm famous now.
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(cheering)
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- Yeah.
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- When you got your back.
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- We did it.
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- We don't it.
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- We promised people,
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we, we, we, we, we,
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they got the dresser.
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I don't think it.
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(laughing)
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We said, we're gonna pull a two firm.
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You're gonna get, you can do that.
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We did a one firm.
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- We did a one firm and then,
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and we're doing it right now as the one firm.
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We didn't do it.
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I was like, it's okay.
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You know what?
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The holidays creep up on everybody, guys.
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- Oh, man.
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- It's busy, you know.
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- And you think whenever you know people,
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which we some of us sort of do.
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- I know.
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- Then it's like, oh, don't forget you had to do this
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that night that you had another plan.
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- Yeah.
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- And then they're like, yeah, you wouldn't want to miss it.
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'Cause if you do, nothing will change.
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- You'll be a jerk.
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- It's like, yeah, you'll be a jerk
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but nothing will have changed.
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Like that one, nothing changes.
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No, like, oh, how was the salmon?
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It was like, the salmon.
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- Or whatever.
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- So, they always get the salmon.
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- The salmon.
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- Look at the salmon.
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- And you're like, oh, that's fine, whatever.
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They're like, hey, anything new and they're like,
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no, no, no, no, no.
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- I don't have your salmon patties.
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- Ooh, they're good.
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- I love some salmon patties.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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- It's not a food pat,
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- It's not a food pat, it's not a food, man.
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It's four people food.
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- Yeah, well, yeah, dude, duh.
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Cool, that's not anymore.
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Everything's nothing is more beautiful.
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(all laughing)
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- That's a genius.
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- Well, Fred, welcome to 2026.
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Welcome to a new year.
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A new you, a new computer,
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and a new monitor.
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You're looking at it's handsome.
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And it's, it's my new, it's my new look, he is ever.
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- I'm going for the like, a day's a pill,
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cross the bar and down by the beach.
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- You're going for,
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- You're going for the Wubby Goldberg look.
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(all laughing)
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- You're going for, as you as,
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going for Adam Dirtz.
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- Who?
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- You know who that is?
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- Yeah.
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- It's like Fred Dirtz, brother.
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- I can't get killed.
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- Oh, is the guy from the county grows?
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(all laughing)
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- Wow!
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- You're killing it, man.
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- You're killing that style right now.
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- Yeah, you're like, (laughing)
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- Owl, okay, look, I don't normally want to do this.
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And I know again, we're not trying,
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picture in your mind, ladies and gentlemen,
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they in the county, Chris, remember Mr. Yone?
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- Yeah, Mr. Yone.
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- The Joe, so, I want you to look here,
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and Alan, Alan, I want you to put this on the screen.
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- No, no, no, no.
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- You're a dead man, no.
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- White dude up there, like,
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- He's not white man.
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- Listen, white man.
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- He's got white, he's got white,
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he has white drills.
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- I can tell you, that is,
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- I know, Alan, look at the pictures.
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(all laughing)
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- Look at the pictures.
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- Look at the woman, the glasses.
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(all laughing)
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- Look at that, he looks just like,
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- That's Freddie right there.
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- No, no, no.
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- He's the Joe, send me.
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- I'm out of your hair, can't.
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- Just say, this can be you.
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This can be you in a year, friends.
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- Oh, no, never, man.
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- How did this end?
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- That's a wig, bro.
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- That's a big thing.
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- Okay, anyway, welcome to the county.
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- Sorry for counting crows while we should have been doing this show.
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- Silly with you.
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- But Brad has the beginnings of a Adam Durance.
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- I like it, I think you look great with it.
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- Thank you, I appreciate it.
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- I'm saying it to make fun of you.
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- I just when I saw the little baby dread,
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kind of brave thing, I was like,
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- I don't know. - I was like,
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- I don't know.
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- That's what they are, right?
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- They're the little braids, right?
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But still, they kinda like baby,
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they look good, right?
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- I was like, who looks like he's,
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- A little baby dread, no.
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- Are you friends you can around here?
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- I'll go around here.
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- Yeah, we all stand up straight.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, right.
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(laughing)
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- Anyway, well Fred, welcome to the show.
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- Thank you again for being here.
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Thank you again for making it to 2026, ladies and gentlemen.
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- I am.
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- You've done it.
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- Right.
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- Yep.
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- No, no, worst is Jessica.
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(laughing)
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- I'm hoping it's gonna be a good year.
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- I'm not gonna say a better year,
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I'm just gonna say a good year.
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- You know what they say Fred?
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- Hope in one hand,
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- Shit, - Lay it shut the other.
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- It was gonna build up first.
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- That's what we're gonna do this year.
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- It'll be the hope if I refuse to shit,
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like if I'm contemplating,
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then you don't shit once in 2026,
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you're gonna have fat year.
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(laughing)
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- You're gonna go,
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- You're gonna have fat year.
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- You're gonna hope you shit.
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- Just letting you know, dude,
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don't make that your goal.
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- My biggest resolution is to have an impacted battle.
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(laughing)
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- Don't, just make sure,
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make sure before midnight you do take a shit.
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- Right, get it out.
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- You don't wanna carry all that old shit over in there.
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(laughing)
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- With you.
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- I agree.
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- 1158,
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- Oh, - No.
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- No, no.
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(laughing)
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- And strikes midnight, mid drop,
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you're like, no.
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(laughing)
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- No, no, it's too late.
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- That was, well Fred, this is your butthole.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, that's the kiss of 2026.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- You're not the angel's kiss and know what they call that?
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- Yeah, the angel's kiss.
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- I think that's what that's called.
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That's a rare occasion there.
267
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- Yeah, man.
268
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- It even tried to happen at a porta-pilot.
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(screaming)
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- Yeah.
271
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- That's the devil's kiss right there.
272
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
273
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- That's a devil's kiss.
274
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- That one leaves a mark,
275
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'cause it's all blue and shit.
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(laughing)
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It burns.
278
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- Oh my God.
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(laughing)
280
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- What's this, close shit?
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(laughing)
282
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- No.
283
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- Shoes, blast.
284
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(laughing)
285
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- I mean, today was the day to do it too,
286
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'cause they were frozen.
287
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- Yeah.
288
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(laughing)
289
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- Well, I think that I was like,
290
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"Oh, they're frozen."
291
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- Oh my God.
292
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(laughing)
293
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- Well, they're here in South Carolina,
294
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and they're here.
295
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- They're the porta-pilot, he talked.
296
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(laughing)
297
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- Yeah, they were going in.
298
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- porta-pilot podcast part two.
299
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(laughing)
300
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- Point of 20s is also a great start friend.
301
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- For the body-pilot.
302
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- I love it.
303
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- I love it.
304
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- I love it.
305
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Oh my gosh.
306
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- Oh, they're great, you're a friend,
307
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but speaking of great years,
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you know what, friends, let me tell you something.
309
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- What happened?
310
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- Starting a new year, no, this is the time of year
311
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when you're motivated.
312
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You wanna get out there,
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you wanna do things different.
314
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You decide, new year, new me.
315
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- New me.
316
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,760
- I'm gonna strike where the iron is hot.
317
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- Right.
318
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- And I'm gonna take over the world in 2026.
319
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And friend, I heard you may have actually taken steps
320
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to do that.
321
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- I tried.
322
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- Well, what does that mean that I tried?
323
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,440
- I tried.
324
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- What do you know exactly are you talking about?
325
00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:22,760
- So this is over there,
326
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that Christmas holiday weekend, we, you know,
327
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I go to my church, you know, my church is my experience.
328
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- Jesus, my church, yep.
329
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,600
- Yep.
330
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- And we were singing on the choir.
331
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We were singing on the choir today.
332
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And like, the choir was just not,
333
00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,160
love them, the death, you know,
334
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I may as an off day or something, but they just wasn't.
335
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:45,720
- Sure, and they were just getting it.
336
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- Yeah.
337
00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:49,560
- And I felt like, okay, if I do this,
338
00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:50,400
you know what I'm saying?
339
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I could like, that would probably pick choir.
340
00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,440
- You watched, so you watched Dave Shabbat?
341
00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,280
- No, I was like, how much?
342
00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,680
- And you're like, I'm going for that roster style,
343
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,440
as you mentioned.
344
00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,280
- Yeah.
345
00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,440
- But no, I did that and then like,
346
00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,160
after service, we had like a...
347
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,560
- And you went to this program.
348
00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:10,720
- What did you, you didn't?
349
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,040
- No, I just put some little runs in there
350
00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:17,160
and like, kinda hyped it up a little bit, you know,
351
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,000
- What?
352
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,840
- What?
353
00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:19,840
- That's what I was like,
354
00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:20,680
- Yeah, that's what I did.
355
00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,800
- You don't know what you, what you, what did you,
356
00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,120
- You're saying it, you're using a lot of pronouns.
357
00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:28,440
- Right, well, I'm saying like, the song that they were singing,
358
00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,280
you know, the choir.
359
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,480
- You were singing a song in choir.
360
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,320
- Right.
361
00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,320
- And you were getting the beat.
362
00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,920
- And the choir was trying to drag, and you know what I'm saying?
363
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,680
- Yeah, so you were bringing the heat, like,
364
00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,080
- Right, I just got a light, you know what I'm saying?
365
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,720
- You were like, you were like,
366
00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:40,720
- I'm going to be like,
367
00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,520
- Jump, jump, jump, jump,
368
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,800
- Like, tell her a little about it.
369
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:45,960
- And then, you know, she was like,
370
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:46,800
- Yeah.
371
00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:47,800
- You know, pop, yeah.
372
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,240
- Jesus is low.
373
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,080
- Yeah.
374
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,440
- And I was just following her with little runs and something like that.
375
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,280
- Yeah.
376
00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,120
- And everybody was like,
377
00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,600
"Oh, you did really good, really, right?"
378
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,600
- Yeah.
379
00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:02,280
- And after service, they were having like a little service.
380
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,720
- God, I was like a little program, a little Chris' program.
381
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:05,560
- Okay.
382
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,600
- Kind of like a talent show, if you know.
383
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,640
That's what they called it, like a talent show.
384
00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,480
- Okay.
385
00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,200
- And they were like, "Oh, Freddie, you did so good."
386
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,880
You know, you want to do something for the talent show,
387
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,040
and I was like,
388
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,680
- Well, I do.
389
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,520
- All right.
390
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,360
- Do?
391
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,280
(laughing)
392
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,360
- Why?
393
00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,680
- I was like,
394
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:31,440
I was like, "Well, this would be a perfect opportunity."
395
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,280
- Right.
396
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,000
- So it's pride to hear dirty stand up.
397
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,320
- Yeah, no, I was good.
398
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,560
I was gonna do my,
399
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,160
- Dirty men.
400
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,160
- My Jeff Fox worthy, tight guy.
401
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,000
- Oh, okay.
402
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:41,840
- And you know,
403
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,320
- You might be a Christian if you don't
404
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,160
- You don't.
405
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,640
- You don't turn a fire on the ladies.
406
00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,640
(laughing)
407
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,840
(laughing)
408
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,720
- So like,
409
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,560
oh man,
410
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,680
and I got to tell you,
411
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,520
it did not go good.
412
00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,000
- No, it was a dream.
413
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,280
- Is you have a 40 of it?
414
00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,120
- My dad.
415
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,600
- I do not have a 40.
416
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,440
- You have a,
417
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,840
just give me some,
418
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,800
because I knew,
419
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,240
I knew it was gonna be bad.
420
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,080
- It could go well.
421
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,320
- So you did it like on the fly.
422
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,320
- Yeah, like,
423
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,160
- Yeah, no.
424
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,000
- It was a sample of one of your gems.
425
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000
- Okay, so like,
426
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000
the reason was so,
427
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,840
- Please,
428
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,840
- Okay, the reason was talking about
429
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,320
and service that day.
430
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,680
So the people there are service
431
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,520
- Right.
432
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,360
- And the,
433
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:26,560
so he was talking about how Jesus was born in Nazareth,
434
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,600
and Nazareth was like,
435
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,760
not a good place.
436
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,400
Now I'm saying Jerusalem was,
437
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,400
like the good place.
438
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,560
- That was a little bit of a hood.
439
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,400
- It was a little hoodie.
440
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,880
Yeah, I'm saying a little hoodie.
441
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,600
So my opener was like,
442
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,440
you know,
443
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,280
I was like,
444
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,120
you know,
445
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:42,960
Jesus.
446
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:43,960
- I was born right here.
447
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,960
I was,
448
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,880
the church is like right up street from my house.
449
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,720
So I was like,
450
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:48,800
I was born right here.
451
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,640
Like,
452
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,280
this is my Jerusalem.
453
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,120
You know,
454
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:52,960
this is my Jerusalem.
455
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,720
I was born into a,
456
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,040
born in a good place.
457
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:55,880
And I was like,
458
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,240
when I finished middle school,
459
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:57,960
you know,
460
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,800
my mom,
461
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,200
we moved up to,
462
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,360
up to Nazareth.
463
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,520
(laughing)
464
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,520
(laughing)
465
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:12,600
- I was like, yeah, I was like,
466
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,440
yeah.
467
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,360
(laughing)
468
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,360
(laughing)
469
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,360
(laughing)
470
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,360
- I got so cold.
471
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,360
(laughing)
472
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,960
(laughing)
473
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,600
- This is not really getting me friends.
474
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,600
(laughing)
475
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,600
(laughing)
476
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,440
- I started again.
477
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,280
- That was like,
478
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,080
it was one of those jokes that come back.
479
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,320
(laughing)
480
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,320
- Came back around.
481
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,600
(laughing)
482
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,600
- So I was like,
483
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,400
as I moved up to Nazareth,
484
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,360
(laughing)
485
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,960
meeting Greenfield,
486
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:44,800
you see?
487
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,640
- Right.
488
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,640
- And I was like,
489
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,480
boy,
490
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,480
I started Nazareth reading.
491
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,320
I was like,
492
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,160
I was like,
493
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,760
(laughing)
494
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:52,600
I was like,
495
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,440
boy,
496
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,280
Nazareth reading.
497
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,120
I was like,
498
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:55,960
Nazareth,
499
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,800
I was like,
500
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,640
I was like,
501
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,480
I was like,
502
00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,320
yeah, well,
503
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,160
I was Nazareth reading.
504
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,760
And I didn't let it to,
505
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,600
I mean,
506
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,040
they got nothing like.
507
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,920
- Yeah, no.
508
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:08,760
- They got nothing new.
509
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,600
- Back then,
510
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,440
I was like,
511
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,280
I don't know what,
512
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,120
(laughing)
513
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,480
you saw your charisma.
514
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,240
And you're now,
515
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,680
you found fame from the bring in the bar.
516
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,520
- Yeah, I would,
517
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,360
yeah.
518
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,200
- And they're like,
519
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,200
they're gonna give me a courtesy laugh here.
520
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,040
- Right,
521
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:23,880
and then,
522
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,720
I can't remember
523
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,400
kind of what else I said,
524
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,800
'cause it went off the rails at the time.
525
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,800
- It went,
526
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:30,640
no.
527
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,480
- It went totally off the rails.
528
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,320
But then my closer,
529
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,160
I told them,
530
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,000
I was like,
531
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,600
you know,
532
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,440
I was like,
533
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,280
y'all know me,
534
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,120
you know,
535
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:37,920
my children.
536
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:38,440
I was like,
537
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,280
you know,
538
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,280
we come to church all the time.
539
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,120
And I was like,
540
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:41,960
well,
541
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,800
you know,
542
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,640
something you might not know
543
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,120
about my older son.
544
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:45,960
I was like,
545
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,800
my older son,
546
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,520
he may look all sweet and innocent,
547
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,360
but like,
548
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,000
that boy is bad.
549
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,840
I was like,
550
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,680
he's bad,
551
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:53,680
he's lying.
552
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,360
He,
553
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,600
he taught bad,
554
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,440
and, you know,
555
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,120
he's just,
556
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:57,400
you know,
557
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,480
disrespectful.
558
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,320
I was like,
559
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,160
you know,
560
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,160
I had to sit down and tell him,
561
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,000
I said,
562
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,600
look here, boy.
563
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,600
I said,
564
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,680
you don't stop all this lying
565
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,360
and corruption
566
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,640
and cheating,
567
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,720
and all the stuff you're doing.
568
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,560
I said, boy,
569
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,480
one day you're gonna grow
570
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,480
to be president.
571
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,800
(laughs)
572
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,240
- I don't like that, I don't like that.
573
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,080
I don't like that.
574
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,280
- It did nothing.
575
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:17,880
- No,
576
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,040
it was just,
577
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,480
it was going out of the man.
578
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,080
- It was a blood church.
579
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,320
It was a blood church.
580
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,160
- Come on, man.
581
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:24,960
- No,
582
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,520
they don't get the subjects.
583
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,680
- And I get it, I was like,
584
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:29,520
they were like,
585
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,360
you're like,
586
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,200
what?
587
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,720
- Thanks.
588
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:33,560
- But talent.
589
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,800
Next up,
590
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,120
five lip-sinking old ladies.
591
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:37,960
- Yeah.
592
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,960
(laughs)
593
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,760
- Thanks, I was like,
594
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,000
we're gonna come up here and sing.
595
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,440
We did so, like, okay.
596
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,960
So we had to have like another,
597
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,840
and they had to ask for volunteers for this,
598
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,800
this was like, their clothes.
599
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,480
They were doing 12 days of Christmas.
600
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,520
- Oh, okay.
601
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,520
- So they asked for, you know, volunteers
602
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,360
to think about to be one of those.
603
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,200
- Singing a song,
604
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,000
singing a song with 12 people of talent.
605
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,840
- Right.
606
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,040
I got day three.
607
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:01,880
- Oh, three.
608
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:02,400
- So,
609
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,400
- You were sleeping.
610
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,160
- No,
611
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,160
French hands.
612
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,000
- Three.
613
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,840
(laughs)
614
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,120
- So, you got the geese.
615
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,280
I got the,
616
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,480
so like, you know,
617
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,680
and they were doing it like, you know,
618
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,120
they do it up,
619
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,680
and they do it back down.
620
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,880
And then they do it up again.
621
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,640
You know, they do it like the whole thing.
622
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,480
So, you know,
623
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,440
I had to say it like hours,
624
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,880
24 times.
625
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,640
(laughs)
626
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,760
So, it would come to me,
627
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,360
and then it would be four laws of leaving.
628
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,200
And I'd go,
629
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,040
three French hands.
630
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,640
(laughs)
631
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,800
- No, no.
632
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,640
- No.
633
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,800
- Oh, that got them.
634
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,640
- Oh, they got them.
635
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,480
- I got them.
636
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,320
- No, no, no, no.
637
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,160
- No, no, no.
638
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,000
- Yeah, that was like,
639
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,160
you should have picked up on that.
640
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,720
You redeemed yourself.
641
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,760
- No, redeemed, though.
642
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:46,600
Yeah, they kept on.
643
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,440
And I'd say three French hands.
644
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,800
- Well, so you're like,
645
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,000
you're one of those guys,
646
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:52,840
they're like,
647
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,680
I love his movies.
648
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,520
- I just said no.
649
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,360
- I just said no.
650
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,200
(laughs)
651
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,880
- I love his skits.
652
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,000
I just don't care for his individual work.
653
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,840
- The park better.
654
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,440
- I can't say anything about that.
655
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,360
(laughs)
656
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,200
- He just said no.
657
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,160
His first special was way better,
658
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,520
to do anything he's ever done.
659
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,360
(laughs)
660
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,840
- You know, you know.
661
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:11,840
- Yeah.
662
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,280
- Some people can't be musicians and actress.
663
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,320
- No, you can't.
664
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,200
- So, did you win the talent?
665
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,200
Did anybody win the talent?
666
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,040
- I did not.
667
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,880
- Nobody won the talent show.
668
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,040
It was just a talent show.
669
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,040
- The talent show.
670
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,840
- Because they cooked and had food,
671
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,360
now they got good stuff, so like.
672
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,120
- So everybody wins, yeah.
673
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:29,960
- Yeah.
674
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,400
- Basket of fruit, you go home with, you know.
675
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,800
- Oh, you got a basket of fruit?
676
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,440
- A basket of fruit, man.
677
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,280
- What is that?
678
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,480
- If they had given that out before,
679
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,080
you probably would have had those throw it at you during the show.
680
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,880
- Now, weirdly, I got friends out of my house.
681
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,280
- Why, what are you fucking fruit flies?
682
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,680
- They stuck him in, they were like,
683
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,520
(laughs)
684
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,360
- They got you.
685
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,360
- They were like,
686
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:49,360
"Worth one, you know what, fucking fruit."
687
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,360
(laughs)
688
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,800
- The tainted basket.
689
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,440
(laughs)
690
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,000
- Oh no, no, no, this was not yours.
691
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,200
It's that one over there.
692
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,040
(laughs)
693
00:17:59,040 --> 00:17:59,880
- No, no, no.
694
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,920
- There's one with the green ribbon.
695
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,920
- That's what I'm like.
696
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,920
- The fruit flies are like, we're going to Nazareth.
697
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:05,760
(laughs)
698
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:06,600
- We're going to Nazareth.
699
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,520
- I'm like, "I want a Bethlehem, baby."
700
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,360
(laughs)
701
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,280
- Can't wait, you finally did it all up.
702
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,120
- Yeah.
703
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,640
- Okay, well, I'm glad you tried.
704
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,960
And, you know, as much as I would love to make fun of you
705
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,720
and I have been doing that during this.
706
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,280
It's hard when it's on the spot.
707
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,720
- Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
708
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,800
- Especially for no offense to you,
709
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,200
but especially 'cause I know how you are
710
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,680
and I know how I am.
711
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,120
And it's hard to keep a clean in public sometimes.
712
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,120
- Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
713
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,240
- Obviously church, you're on your best,
714
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,440
you know, you're on the lines.
715
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,280
- Right.
716
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,560
- But it's also hard when you're thinking on your feet
717
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:49,240
sometimes to remember all the conditions of what you have to do.
718
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,400
(laughs)
719
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,840
- So, you know, it's, you know, it's,
720
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,680
- I mean, I don't know how to do it.
721
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:59,160
- I mean, my whole goal was like, get one lamp.
722
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,000
- Get one lamp.
723
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,840
- Get a circle lamp.
724
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,320
- Get a circle from somebody somewhere.
725
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,160
- Sure.
726
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,000
- Yeah, I mean, get one.
727
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,520
- I got a chuckle, you know what I'm saying?
728
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,360
I got a he-he.
729
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,840
- It was from your family.
730
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,480
- It was a big room.
731
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,320
- It was a big room with not a lot of people in it.
732
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,160
- Right.
733
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:18,040
- It was a basketball court with about 20 people in it.
734
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:18,880
- Okay.
735
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,120
- So like, it wasn't a lot of people,
736
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,360
- You should have numbed at the end.
737
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,200
- I should have.
738
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,280
(laughs)
739
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,760
- I wouldn't have been able to like, alright.
740
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,480
- Oh yeah, this guy's good.
741
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,480
- Look at me.
742
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,360
- Oh, I just slammed the door.
743
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,200
- This guy, this guy.
744
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,200
- He was like, I did this back.
745
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,080
- He was like, "Testi?"
746
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,960
(laughs)
747
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,440
- This thing called, (laughs)
748
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,000
"What do you call a guy?"
749
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,360
(laughs)
750
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,360
(laughs)
751
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,520
(laughs)
752
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,760
(laughs)
753
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,840
- Yeah.
754
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,080
- Well good.
755
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:54,920
- Why'd you do it?
756
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,160
Why'd you try it?
757
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,160
And then it makes you appreciate.
758
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,880
- That's fun, yeah.
759
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,840
- Well, and you know what, you can put that on your resume.
760
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,120
- There you go.
761
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,320
- Technically headline.
762
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,600
- I thought I did tell a boss like,
763
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,480
I'd like to consider myself an amateur comedian
764
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,720
the only difference between me and professionals is,
765
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,560
they get paid.
766
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,120
(laughs)
767
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,880
- Yeah, they make people laugh as well.
768
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,200
- Yeah, they're funny.
769
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,880
People ask them to do this.
770
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:20,880
(laughs)
771
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,040
- People want them here.
772
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,200
- Yeah, they want them here.
773
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,480
- Working on that guy.
774
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,840
- I don't know because that, when you went to,
775
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,400
they weren't funny and they asked them to go, so.
776
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:31,240
- Yeah.
777
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,560
- The one, yeah, the one I went to, they weren't funny.
778
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,120
But they were probably funny
779
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,640
or then Fred's clean set.
780
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,760
- His Jesus set.
781
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,760
- My Jesus set.
782
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,000
- It would be hard.
783
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,440
So Fred, I asked you, you know this.
784
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,200
- But I was funny.
785
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,200
(laughs)
786
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,040
- In HD.
787
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,560
So Fred, are there Christian comedians
788
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,800
or is that like a thing?
789
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,800
- Yeah.
790
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,640
- Yeah.
791
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,480
- Peahomes.
792
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,320
- Peahomes.
793
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,800
- I wouldn't call them a Christian comedian.
794
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,320
- I know, he is a Christian.
795
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,560
- He is Christian and a Christian.
796
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,400
- Yeah.
797
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,560
- But some of his stuff is like.
798
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,440
- It's borderline, but he don't cut.
799
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,280
- He don't cut.
800
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,320
- No, they have actually don't cut.
801
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,160
- And show it.
802
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,000
- He's a show, I'd have a clean comedy.
803
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,840
- Yeah.
804
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,760
- Yeah, that's what I think.
805
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,160
- No, not Jeff Fark's worthy.
806
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,640
- That's not a bin.
807
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,680
- It is because it's too early.
808
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,160
- If you're a comedian, you're supposed to have a clean set.
809
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,480
- Yeah, 'cause I'm the crew man.
810
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,400
- You're a room and they say, no, tonight you gotta play a clean.
811
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,240
- Yeah.
812
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,080
- But you gotta have a set.
813
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,240
- Yeah, he's got the crews that had the clean set
814
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,080
and then, yeah, after he's dirty,
815
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,080
you can get into the dirt.
816
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,320
- Dude, he's come out.
817
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,320
- Right, one, two, he comes out.
818
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,240
- One, two, just one, two, he comes out.
819
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,160
- Oh, you can saw what you get a four of, sorry.
820
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,160
- Yeah, that was.
821
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,160
- Who's that man?
822
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,480
- Yeah, Bargazze is a clean comedian.
823
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,320
- Yeah, I would say.
824
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,480
- He's funny.
825
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,320
- He's funny.
826
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,480
- He's funny, he's funny.
827
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,240
- He is so funny that you don't think of him as that.
828
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,440
- Right, yeah.
829
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,760
- He kind of covers that up with his,
830
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,880
you're just like, I'm laughing, I don't care.
831
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,720
- Right.
832
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,840
- If he's constantly, or what he's talking about,
833
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,000
if we're laughing, we're laughing.
834
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,880
- No, he's funny, man.
835
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,520
- Yeah, he's funny.
836
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,040
- And we're not, and that's why we curse, constantly.
837
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,880
- So, just like we don't,
838
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,000
(laughing)
839
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
- We're not laughing.
840
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,120
Remember that time we tried not to do,
841
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:17,960
(laughing)
842
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,320
- Yeah, when we had to cut a note,
843
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,520
no, we didn't try not to, we had to edit it.
844
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,400
- Yeah, we had to edit the words out, man.
845
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,040
The episodes were like 10 minutes.
846
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:25,880
- So much editing.
847
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,720
- So much editing.
848
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,880
- That was a little live,
849
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,320
the last week that we ran for our,
850
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,960
our Christmas special was the one,
851
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,040
I didn't even let's do it, we just ran it.
852
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,640
So, it's probably a great episode.
853
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,880
I don't know, I know it's a great episode
854
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,640
because it was the Mystery Can Challenge episode.
855
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,480
I know that's a blast.
856
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,800
- Oh, the Mystery Can Challenge.
857
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,640
- So there you go.
858
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,760
You ready, if you hear, let me give you guys a hint
859
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,120
in the audience, if you hear us run a classic episode,
860
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,000
because we're too lazy to put our best up together.
861
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,240
- It's a good idea.
862
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,080
- And I'll take the, I'll take the,
863
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,360
- Allegedly.
864
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,000
- So, allegedly, yes, well.
865
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
- Yes, it's a good idea.
866
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,280
- It was on me.
867
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,120
- That's right.
868
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:00,960
- That's okay.
869
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,320
Now, you know what, it happens, everything's a great idea.
870
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,480
- You thought it was a really good episode.
871
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,520
People wanted to hear it again.
872
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,720
- Yeah, I just thought, you know what,
873
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,880
it's a classic episode.
874
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,880
- Yeah.
875
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:11,000
- For people who are listening new listeners,
876
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,320
they would say, hey, this is new to me,
877
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,720
'cause I won't listen to anything, but they're new a show.
878
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,480
(laughing)
879
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,520
I mean, hey, do you have you ever done that?
880
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,200
Or do you pick up or do you go back?
881
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,920
Like, if you pick up a show,
882
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:25,760
- I just pick up a show.
883
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,600
- I just pick up a show.
884
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,840
- You pick up like a podcast or something,
885
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,160
do you, you're, I'm gonna listen back.
886
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,760
- Well, you're like,
887
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,720
I mean, if it's like a story based thing.
888
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,000
- I tried it like,
889
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,640
but it's, some of them just too many.
890
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,000
This is like, I think we're on that one.
891
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,480
There's a thing that another podcast does,
892
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:52,440
they do an hour episode on Mondays
893
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,600
and then on Thursdays that you were 30 minute episode
894
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,320
and then they'll put an old episode on the backside of it.
895
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,680
- An old 30 minute episode.
896
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,280
- No, an old hour episode on the backside of it.
897
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,120
- Out of it.
898
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,880
- I feel like that's too much work.
899
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,920
- Someone from, I mean, oh, this is supposed to, right?
900
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,040
- Well, yeah, we have to put an episode on it.
901
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,840
- No, no, we have to do 30 minutes.
902
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,840
- Right, yeah, yeah.
903
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,200
- We'll never do it in 30 minutes, right?
904
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,040
- Yeah.
905
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,160
- We'll never do it in 30 minutes.
906
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,160
- It's not in our contract.
907
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,840
- No, I refuse.
908
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,680
- Oh my God.
909
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,040
- 2026, I'm taking back my power.
910
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:33,240
- I don't manage, management may be watching us.
911
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,080
- Fuck, 2026, fuck, oh no.
912
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,720
- I'm management.
913
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,720
- Look at those nerds.
914
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,560
- Fight them all.
915
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,400
- Anyway, Fred.
916
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,680
(laughing)
917
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,480
- A bunch of dorks.
918
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,040
Well, Fred, let me tell you something.
919
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:46,960
- Oh, what's up, man?
920
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,200
- I tried and this doesn't happen.
921
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,000
No, no, I'm sorry.
922
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
No, wrong thing, Fred.
923
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,440
Fred, what?
924
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,120
- Whatever happened to telephones?
925
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,120
Telephones? - Telephones.
926
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,040
- This still exists?
927
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,720
- No, I don't think they do.
928
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,560
- I don't think they do it.
929
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,560
- No, they do, they do the, the, the, the, the, the,
930
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,720
- Mushroom.
931
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,040
- Mushroom, they do?
932
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:04,880
- Yeah.
933
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,320
- They did it, who was it, who was it around Thanksgiving?
934
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,160
Or something?
935
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,360
- It was on WGN.
936
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:13,360
- Bro. - That's the Skargot taste, right?
937
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,880
- Skargot taste, yeah.
938
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,760
I think they were doing it like the Jerry Lewis thing,
939
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,600
but yeah.
940
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,600
- Yeah.
941
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,440
- Jerry.
942
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,680
- I don't know when they, like I said,
943
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,520
it fell out.
944
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,120
- I thought I'd dish your, no, it's over, bro.
945
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:26,120
The muscular discrease association is over.
946
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,200
- Is it?
947
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,160
- There was been over as a matter of fact, Alan.
948
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,000
- Yeah.
949
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,680
- Fred, do you wanna guess when?
950
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,840
- It lost its legs.
951
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,920
- Do you wanna guess?
952
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,960
- Oh.
953
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,040
- Do you wanna guess when this happened, Fred?
954
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,920
How far out of touch Alan is with the, the NBA association?
955
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,680
(laughing)
956
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,520
- Yeah.
957
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,200
- We're in 2004.
958
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,520
- No, yeah.
959
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,000
And he's a little, little more in touch with that.
960
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,560
- Fred, the year of our Lord, 2015.
961
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,240
- Hmm.
962
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,640
- So the last one was actually in 2016.
963
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,480
- Yeah.
964
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,000
- But, yeah, so I don't think there are any.
965
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,560
- I believe streaming killed the mustard.
966
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,440
- Nah, I think when Jerry Lewis got old,
967
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,800
they were like, eh, nobody wants to do it.
968
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,640
- Yeah.
969
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,480
- Yeah.
970
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,320
- Yeah.
971
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,160
- And CBS still does there.
972
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,600
- Brian C. Chris would have did it.
973
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,440
- Yeah, he was.
974
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,280
- You seen Ryan C. Chris?
975
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,120
Oh, yes.
976
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:17,960
- I have seen Ryan.
977
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,800
I watched him.
978
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,640
- On Jeopardy?
979
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,480
- Well, of course.
980
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,320
- Well, of course, whatever.
981
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:22,520
He looked like he was a song.
982
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,440
- Yeah, he looked rough, bro.
983
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,840
- But he has like, 5,000 jobs.
984
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,200
- Yeah, he does.
985
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,360
- And that ain't the guy.
986
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,880
- He does a morning show like every day.
987
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,720
- Yeah, he does.
988
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,520
- He does a morning show real fortune,
989
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,960
the new year show and all the others
990
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,760
'cause that he does.
991
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,680
- Don't tell him what else he does, man.
992
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,720
- He's like, "C. Chris's out."
993
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,560
(laughs)
994
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,400
- No, no.
995
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,400
- No.
996
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,920
(laughs)
997
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,600
- No, no, I was just thinking about that
998
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,800
the tell-a-donding day.
999
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,120
- Yeah, I remember the tell-a-dond man.
1000
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,760
- Just love tell-a-dond.
1001
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,000
- Yeah.
1002
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,960
So I don't know if Fred, well, Fred,
1003
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,040
I tried something new this week.
1004
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,160
I went me and,
1005
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,680
- Booker. - Fam and some friends
1006
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,520
went to the beach for a few days.
1007
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,360
- And the beach, and then--
1008
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,080
- Well, we went to Charleston
1009
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,960
and went, and then when you go to Charleston,
1010
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,080
I insist that we at least go to the beach for like,
1011
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,000
10 minutes.
1012
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
- Yeah.
1013
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
- Like, let me just go and feel like I'm at the beach
1014
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,920
because I like to feel that way.
1015
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,840
- And then that's probably not a lot of people down there,
1016
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:22,680
you know?
1017
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,000
- There, you know, Fred,
1018
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,080
- More people than you thought?
1019
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,760
- When it's cold as shit and super windy,
1020
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,760
there are not that many people in me,
1021
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,800
which I would not have thought that.
1022
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,800
But that is the case.
1023
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:39,280
So, yes, when it was like 35 degrees in--
1024
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,960
- It was packed like a motherfucker.
1025
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,800
- Yeah.
1026
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,120
- No, sad to say it wasn't.
1027
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,360
But it was still a fun trip.
1028
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,400
Fred, I tried something new.
1029
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,240
That's what I was gonna say.
1030
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,080
We went to the market.
1031
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,520
Have you ever been to the Charleston market?
1032
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,360
- Laid market.
1033
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,200
No, I'm not.
1034
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,800
- I'm not saying-- - There is a slave market.
1035
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,120
It's not,
1036
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,560
I said that this might be the same one it probably is.
1037
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,680
- But apparently, no, apparently this market
1038
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,080
and the slave market are in different parts of the town.
1039
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,680
But they're not very far apart.
1040
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,200
(laughing)
1041
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,200
- I'm just saying, they were like,
1042
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,400
these are several things,
1043
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,720
but it's like kind of across the street.
1044
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,880
- It's like a speed away.
1045
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,720
- Right.
1046
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,960
- Right, well, they're across the street,
1047
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,800
like totally couldn't finish each other.
1048
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,640
You know, kind of--
1049
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,640
- Is that, is, okay, was there a church?
1050
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,280
- There's a church at the end of it, yeah.
1051
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,720
- Did that's the slave market?
1052
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,560
- Yeah, I think so.
1053
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,880
- Dad, there's the slave market.
1054
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,920
They turned that church into a clue last time.
1055
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,080
- There you go.
1056
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,440
- Yeah, they came for real.
1057
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,280
(laughing)
1058
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,400
- I know, hey, that time of year.
1059
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,000
But yeah, so we tried, we were going through
1060
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,160
- And you know-- - We tried slavery.
1061
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,280
- I've always wanted to pick you.
1062
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,800
(laughing)
1063
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,760
We always went to big fan friends.
1064
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,320
(laughing)
1065
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,520
So no, we were going through,
1066
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,800
and you know, they have everybody has their wares,
1067
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,120
and it's very commercialized now.
1068
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,720
It's not like it used to be,
1069
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,560
like I remember going,
1070
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,680
- It's not like it used to be.
1071
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,440
- No, no, no, no, I remember going,
1072
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,160
I was a kid, and it was a lot of local people.
1073
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,000
Oh my God, it was a lot of local people
1074
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,760
who watched us with kids.
1075
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,040
A lot of local folks making stuff and being like,
1076
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,440
"Hey, man, there's the stuff."
1077
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,600
And then it was me.
1078
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,440
- Right.
1079
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,000
- I don't know, I don't do the accent very well.
1080
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,400
It would be racist if I did.
1081
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,200
And so, like here's our Reed flowers,
1082
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,680
and if I can-- - Right, yeah.
1083
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,480
- Bulls and shit, here's some rocks I painted.
1084
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,960
- They're like, crawling over where we're at.
1085
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,240
- Yeah, people love that kind of shit.
1086
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,960
- That's what you're there for.
1087
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,840
It is turning into more like a jocky lot situation.
1088
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,240
- Yeah.
1089
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,080
- But, and this is how I know it is,
1090
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,320
because in between the buildings,
1091
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,320
'cause so if you're unfamiliar,
1092
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,040
Charleston, it's like a long market.
1093
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,840
It's like a building, like a covered building,
1094
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,520
all surrounded by roads,
1095
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,360
and then a road, a crossroad,
1096
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,640
and another one in a crossroad,
1097
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,120
and another one is like four buildings.
1098
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:48,960
- A crossroad.
1099
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,440
- So every, you go through,
1100
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,160
and then there's like a literal road,
1101
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,040
and then it continues on.
1102
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,920
But so like in between the buildings,
1103
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,240
you had the people who were like kind of,
1104
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:02,640
who were like, I don't wanna say they were like rogue sellers,
1105
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,880
but you kind of felt like they were rogue sellers,
1106
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,320
'cause they're just kind of like,
1107
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,240
like they're always, one of them's always standing up,
1108
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,400
holding the edges of the table,
1109
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,600
like they're ready to go.
1110
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,760
(laughing)
1111
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,080
- You know, photos and stuff, bro.
1112
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:13,920
- Yeah, like we gotta go.
1113
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,160
And so they hold the money real tight.
1114
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,240
And so, so we had one,
1115
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,440
and the guys, he was selling boil peanuts,
1116
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,360
and I was like, well, shit.
1117
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,360
- Yuck.
1118
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,800
- Like I am, I'm a Southern boy, Fred.
1119
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,480
I'm a sucker for a boil peanut.
1120
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,560
- It's disgusting.
1121
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,520
- And because of who I am, I'm like, oh,
1122
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,760
anytime they have Cajun, they're like spicy boil peanuts.
1123
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,600
I gotta get them and try, 'cause I gotta know
1124
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,720
that's the best one.
1125
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,360
Those could be the best ones I've ever had.
1126
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,200
- Right.
1127
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,440
- Spoiler, they weren't.
1128
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,480
They were good.
1129
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,320
They were fine.
1130
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,440
If they'd been hot, they'd have been better.
1131
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,840
But it was, you know, they can't,
1132
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,360
that's not feasible.
1133
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,080
You can't set up a boiling tank of shit right there.
1134
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,920
I get it.
1135
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,520
- Oh, they were cold, they were cold.
1136
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,360
- They were colder than hot, yeah.
1137
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,360
Probably, yeah, probably they had just boiled that.
1138
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360
- I don't know, oh, no.
1139
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,720
- Well, if it's 35 degrees, it's--
1140
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,160
- I mean, I'll eat them, I'll eat them room temp.
1141
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,720
I don't care, I'm out of frame.
1142
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,400
But the guy had something I had never experienced before.
1143
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,120
And so he was, he was a peanut-efficient auto.
1144
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,160
- He took them in the back.
1145
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,920
- And so he had roasted, he had boiled,
1146
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,960
and then he had deep fried.
1147
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,400
And deep fried, Fred, apparently, you eat the shell.
1148
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:28,200
- Nope, this is why I was like, what is this?
1149
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,200
What sorcery is this?
1150
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,600
And he was like, oh, you can't show me.
1151
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,720
I was like, whoa.
1152
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,160
- Were they braided?
1153
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,000
- They weren't braided.
1154
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,640
They were just fried crisply.
1155
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,560
- Like, where the shell was, so I was like,
1156
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,680
well, I tried one, 'cause you know,
1157
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:44,520
you had a little one.
1158
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,360
- I would've been the one.
1159
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,480
- Yeah, that's right.
1160
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,000
- And I was like, that's not that bad.
1161
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,320
And maybe I'll, I've never had them before.
1162
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,920
Let me get them.
1163
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,760
- Maybe they're really good.
1164
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,600
Maybe it's like something.
1165
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,440
No, I can't.
1166
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,480
- I can't run, you just get out of vitamins.
1167
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,000
There's no scale, but.
1168
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,560
- You know, yeah, but they're not.
1169
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,640
- The heart stopper is in the grease.
1170
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,000
(laughing)
1171
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,760
- It really doesn't even out, bro.
1172
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,240
But okay.
1173
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,800
Like what by the, the ones you deep fried to hell.
1174
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,880
(laughing)
1175
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,640
In the back.
1176
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,640
And then put fucking paprika on it.
1177
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,840
So anyway, so I got them, and I was like,
1178
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,560
you know, these are gonna be okay.
1179
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,960
Had a few of them, and I was like, yeah, not bad, not bad.
1180
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,720
And then the more of them I ate,
1181
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,200
the more I was like, I could not eat these fucking,
1182
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,600
I don't think you're supposed to eat the shell, Fred.
1183
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,120
(laughing)
1184
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,800
That's what I'm getting at.
1185
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,040
He got real weird, and I was like,
1186
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,200
got them yanky.
1187
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,440
(laughing)
1188
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,800
- You got them, you were the evil.
1189
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,000
- I'm gonna get them, you're gonna be lousy, wait.
1190
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,480
- Yeah, thank you.
1191
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,560
- Yeah, I'm got another carpet backer.
1192
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,720
(laughing)
1193
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,080
- They come down here, and I'm like, I'm from here.
1194
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,000
Sort of.
1195
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,520
- Hey y'all, I gotta beat the shell.
1196
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,760
(laughing)
1197
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,240
He was a real fatty too.
1198
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,080
- Yeah.
1199
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:55,920
- Yeah.
1200
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,480
- Told him he's the shell, and he said, I tell ya.
1201
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,600
- I told him the shells had vitamins in it.
1202
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,800
(laughing)
1203
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,240
- He said that he was food for him.
1204
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,080
- He ate them.
1205
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,200
- He ate them for him, and he ate them all the way.
1206
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,040
- He actually bought them.
1207
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,160
- They were fried, he not oiled, he's a food now.
1208
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,480
He's an idiot, I fried them in the pest.
1209
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,720
(laughing)
1210
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:20,240
- Well Fred, yeah, I don't recommend them.
1211
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,000
They were okay, I don't think they're worth enough.
1212
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,120
They weren't good enough.
1213
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,240
Well, opinions were fine.
1214
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,880
(laughing)
1215
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,840
So, I'm just wanna lay in a friend.
1216
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,680
- Okay.
1217
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,000
- All right, well, I don't think I'm gonna try.
1218
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,200
- That's okay, you don't have to.
1219
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,160
We'll take a quick break.
1220
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:42,160
We'll come back with more of the 2021 26.
1221
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:43,840
- Bye, bye. - Bye, bye.
1222
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,680
- Bye, bye.
1223
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,360
- Enjoy.
1224
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,800
(laughing)
1225
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,640
- Come on.
1226
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,120
- The Black Linkin Collective Podcast
1227
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,240
will return after a word from our sponsors.
1228
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,840
(upbeat music)
1229
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,420
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1230
00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:08,420
(upbeat music)
1231
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:32,420
(upbeat music)
1232
00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:34,980
- Good evening, I am a British guy.
1233
00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:37,140
We have some broken news.
1234
00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:40,580
The Fred Steam files have been released.
1235
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:44,060
We now go to Laura, who is at the BLC headquarters.
1236
00:34:44,060 --> 00:34:45,860
- Thank you, Mr. British guy.
1237
00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:49,780
There's been a few leaks about the Fred Steam files
1238
00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:51,940
and I can report that they have been rumors
1239
00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:55,540
that he has been in Rack City spending 10, 10, 10, 20s
1240
00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:56,460
and them 50s.
1241
00:34:56,460 --> 00:35:00,780
Most of the pages that have been released have been redacted.
1242
00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:02,620
Also, they have been pictures released
1243
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:04,820
that he's been partying with the devil.
1244
00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:06,380
We tried to contact the devil,
1245
00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:08,380
but he has not returned our calls.
1246
00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:10,580
Reporting from BLC headquarters,
1247
00:35:10,580 --> 00:35:12,220
I am Laura Lika Bottom.
1248
00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:14,220
- Thank you, Laura.
1249
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:20,540
In other news, the BLC podcast is out for a best podcast award
1250
00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:22,620
for a third time.
1251
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:23,980
Will they three-peat?
1252
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:28,580
Will the Fred Steam files interfere with that award?
1253
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:30,340
We will find out soon enough.
1254
00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:33,180
This is a British guy saying,
1255
00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:36,300
see you next time on the BLC News Network.
1256
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:43,260
- Fred, we're gonna more than find out soon.
1257
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:44,980
We're gonna find out right now, Fred.
1258
00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:45,980
- Yes, we're gonna find out.
1259
00:35:45,980 --> 00:35:47,180
- We're diving in.
1260
00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:50,780
We're getting to the bottom of these Fred Steam files
1261
00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:51,620
right now.
1262
00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:52,460
- Yes.
1263
00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:59,100
- Listen, I tell you, there's definitely those files.
1264
00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:00,380
It's a big hoax.
1265
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:05,420
Everybody's coming at me about the files.
1266
00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:07,500
Stop worrying about that.
1267
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,700
Look over here.
1268
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:09,700
(laughing)
1269
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,060
Stop by wars.
1270
00:36:11,060 --> 00:36:12,300
Who's this on the way?
1271
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,820
Yeah, the point is, we all, the way.
1272
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:17,060
There's a dog taking a shit.
1273
00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:17,900
Look at that.
1274
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:19,580
Oh, Fred.
1275
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:20,420
Look at it.
1276
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:21,820
- It's beautiful.
1277
00:36:21,820 --> 00:36:23,700
You never see this shit like that.
1278
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:27,660
- Fred, we all know really what's in the Fred Steam files, Fred.
1279
00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:28,500
- Okay.
1280
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:31,260
- I know you know after months of research on this show
1281
00:36:31,260 --> 00:36:33,820
by all of our legal team and expertise.
1282
00:36:33,820 --> 00:36:34,660
- Gordon.
1283
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:35,820
- And finally got into the bottom of it, Fred.
1284
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,900
- What's it have, Gorelikes taking out.
1285
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,940
- Gorelikes didn't really have to do.
1286
00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:41,660
I don't know how you were followed for months
1287
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:42,860
by a six-hour man.
1288
00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:45,620
(laughing)
1289
00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,700
But apparently he's that good.
1290
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,660
He's nine feet tall with six-hour, just like.
1291
00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:51,820
- That's right, this is good for everyone.
1292
00:36:51,820 --> 00:36:54,020
- Gorelikes, the massive scab.
1293
00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:55,460
(laughing)
1294
00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:56,860
Going around poles.
1295
00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:57,620
- He really got like,
1296
00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:59,460
(laughing)
1297
00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:01,220
(laughing)
1298
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:03,660
- He's always a traitor, he has followed.
1299
00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:05,660
(laughing)
1300
00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:07,180
- It's so weird.
1301
00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:08,820
- But we know, we learn, Fred.
1302
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:11,660
We learn to what you're keeping in the Fred Steam files
1303
00:37:11,660 --> 00:37:14,780
which you're keeping from America, Fred.
1304
00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:15,620
(laughing)
1305
00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:17,260
- He'll never find out.
1306
00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:22,460
- He's all the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty crimes
1307
00:37:22,460 --> 00:37:24,900
committed by a guy's name, Fred.
1308
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:27,060
(laughing)
1309
00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:27,900
It's your right, Fred.
1310
00:37:27,900 --> 00:37:29,740
We know over the names.
1311
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:32,260
I'm gonna give you some of the names in the Fred Steam files, Fred.
1312
00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:33,340
- Oh, okay, okay.
1313
00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:35,740
- I don't put out these guys directly
1314
00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:36,940
'cause that doesn't seem fair.
1315
00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:37,780
- Right.
1316
00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:41,740
- But, Fred Armason is a Fred drummer.
1317
00:37:41,740 --> 00:37:42,740
- A drummer?
1318
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:43,580
- A drummer.
1319
00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:45,080
(laughing)
1320
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,700
- Fred Savage, from the Wonder Years,
1321
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:48,900
in the Fred Steam file.
1322
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,540
- Fred, okay.
1323
00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:53,140
- Fred Willard, Fred Willard is.
1324
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,140
- I don't know if Fred will.
1325
00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:55,620
- In the Fred Steam files.
1326
00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:56,500
- Fred does a great,
1327
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:59,100
- Richard.
1328
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:01,300
- Do you remember Fred Williamson?
1329
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:02,580
- The hammer, yeah.
1330
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,420
- Yeah.
1331
00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:04,580
- In the Fred Steam file.
1332
00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:06,700
(laughing)
1333
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:07,700
- Wow.
1334
00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:10,620
- Do you remember
1335
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:13,660
Fred Dalton Thompson, the law order?
1336
00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:14,500
- Oh.
1337
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,700
- Now you as Senator, Fred Steam files.
1338
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:17,700
(laughing)
1339
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,860
- Do you remember Fred Barry from what's happening?
1340
00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,060
- I do, we wrote it.
1341
00:38:21,060 --> 00:38:22,220
- In the Fred Steam files.
1342
00:38:22,220 --> 00:38:23,060
- He's dead, man.
1343
00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:24,500
How can he be in the files?
1344
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:25,340
- He's in the files.
1345
00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:26,180
- He's in the files.
1346
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,180
- Close more of these in the files.
1347
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,340
- Ready Mercury.
1348
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,180
- Oh, dirt.
1349
00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:30,340
- He's dead.
1350
00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:31,580
- Freddy couples.
1351
00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:33,660
- Oh, Fred is air.
1352
00:38:33,660 --> 00:38:35,060
- He's my favorite Fred.
1353
00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:36,540
Fred couples is my favorite Fred.
1354
00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:39,020
- Fred Rogers, Mr. Rogers, not in the Fred Steam.
1355
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,340
- Okay, I love that.
1356
00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:41,340
- Thank you all very much.
1357
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,180
- Yeah.
1358
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:44,100
- Here are some of the crimes
1359
00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,860
that these guys have been.
1360
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:47,900
- This is all a legend or this is in the files.
1361
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:48,900
- This is what's in the file.
1362
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:52,060
I think that's not gonna directly connect any names
1363
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:55,500
to any crimes because we are not,
1364
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,740
I'm sure there's gonna be lots of litigation coming up.
1365
00:38:58,740 --> 00:39:00,580
And I don't wanna, like I said,
1366
00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:03,180
I don't wanna do anything that could get us
1367
00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:04,340
in any kind of trouble.
1368
00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:05,180
- Right.
1369
00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,860
- 'Cause we have a whole, we have lives, too, Fred.
1370
00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:09,220
We don't wanna be in our own Fred Steam files.
1371
00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:10,580
Alan and I are in them.
1372
00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:11,420
- No, you're in them.
1373
00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:13,580
You're in the party with you guys.
1374
00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:14,900
- You do party with them sometimes.
1375
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:15,740
- You did.
1376
00:39:15,740 --> 00:39:17,380
- We might be, we might be.
1377
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:18,220
- It was crazy.
1378
00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:19,220
- On that one party.
1379
00:39:19,220 --> 00:39:20,220
- Good, right, yeah.
1380
00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:24,660
I invited Jonathan and a gas station on that Ristop Banford.
1381
00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:25,500
- Yeah.
1382
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:27,940
- It's not Banford party?
1383
00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:29,140
- I do remember that.
1384
00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:32,340
- Alan and I went to a party and then we're some burning going on.
1385
00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:34,340
(laughing)
1386
00:39:34,340 --> 00:39:37,660
- Well Fred, some of these things have included graffiti.
1387
00:39:37,660 --> 00:39:38,500
- Oh.
1388
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,660
- Trespassing.
1389
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:40,500
- Pain is.
1390
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,540
- Loydering.
1391
00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:42,700
- Oh no.
1392
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:46,060
- Selling a haunted house without disclosing its past.
1393
00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,060
(laughing)
1394
00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:47,900
- Oh.
1395
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:48,740
- Right.
1396
00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:50,020
- Necromancy.
1397
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:53,460
- That is a Fred, those are Fred charges, right?
1398
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:54,620
- Joy writing.
1399
00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:57,220
(laughing)
1400
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,940
- Buying a hot, an unregistered hot air balloon.
1401
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:02,060
(laughing)
1402
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:05,700
Keeping a ferret without a license.
1403
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:06,820
- Oh, you criminal.
1404
00:40:06,820 --> 00:40:07,660
- Right.
1405
00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:09,700
- Spoofing caller IDs.
1406
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,300
- A trilogy.
1407
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:15,980
- And coin clipping, which is flipping the ends off of coins
1408
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:18,260
and using the clippings to create more coins.
1409
00:40:18,260 --> 00:40:19,740
(laughing)
1410
00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:23,900
That's just a sample of what's in the Fred Seed files, Fred.
1411
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:24,740
- Wow.
1412
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:25,900
- How do you do that?
1413
00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:27,260
- Not what you just do it.
1414
00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,100
You build a--
1415
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,020
- You should know it in your files.
1416
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:31,820
- Someone would know, maybe Fred Durst.
1417
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:32,820
- Maybe.
1418
00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:33,980
- Clippin' pinnies?
1419
00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:35,140
- Maybe Fred Durst.
1420
00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:36,420
- Maybe Fred Durst, Clippin's.
1421
00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:38,340
(laughing)
1422
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,020
- It's all about the clippings.
1423
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:43,420
The clippings, so you can take your pickings
1424
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:46,500
and make some new coins, make some new coins.
1425
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:49,300
- And maybe Fred is there impersonating the chair.
1426
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,540
(laughing)
1427
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:55,260
- Maybe, maybe Fred.
1428
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:57,460
(laughing)
1429
00:40:57,460 --> 00:41:01,700
- Maybe Fred Willard kept more than 110 gallons
1430
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:03,380
of rainwater in Colorado.
1431
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:04,460
That is a crime.
1432
00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:05,300
- Oh.
1433
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:06,740
(laughing)
1434
00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:08,740
- Just saying, maybe, maybe,
1435
00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:14,020
maybe Freddie Mercury stole a coffin.
1436
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,820
- Oh, could have been.
1437
00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:16,980
(laughing)
1438
00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:18,180
- There's all these that can happen.
1439
00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,020
- Never know.
1440
00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:19,860
- No?
1441
00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:21,340
- It looks like a coffin thief.
1442
00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:23,700
- They're in the clouds, so we don't know.
1443
00:41:23,700 --> 00:41:25,620
- Watch out, Fred.
1444
00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:27,940
That's just some of the things that are in the Freddie.
1445
00:41:27,940 --> 00:41:28,780
- The Freddie.
1446
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,060
- I don't have the full list,
1447
00:41:30,060 --> 00:41:31,580
but I do have most of those,
1448
00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:33,140
beating wildlife also in there.
1449
00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:35,260
- I mean, if you can't get the Epstein files,
1450
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,100
how are you gonna get the Freddie?
1451
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,220
- That's right, you at least settle for the Freddie
1452
00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:38,060
team file.
1453
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:39,060
- How are you gonna get the Freddie?
1454
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:39,900
- At least you'll get,
1455
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:42,340
well, those are, these are much more accessible.
1456
00:41:42,340 --> 00:41:45,140
Turns out, they're not a lot of Elon's
1457
00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:45,980
in the Freddie file.
1458
00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:48,540
- They're not redacted at all.
1459
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:49,980
- We couldn't afford to redact them.
1460
00:41:49,980 --> 00:41:51,140
- They're like the real,
1461
00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:51,980
- Sorry Pete.
1462
00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:54,860
- Okay, so this is a funny story,
1463
00:41:54,860 --> 00:41:58,020
and I know we're not talking about politics,
1464
00:41:58,020 --> 00:41:59,020
but this is funny.
1465
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:00,980
- Oh, I think so.
1466
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:02,500
- Have you seen that they've,
1467
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,820
some of the Epstein files that have been released,
1468
00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:06,940
people have been able to unredact them?
1469
00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:07,780
- Yeah.
1470
00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:08,620
- Oh, yeah.
1471
00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:12,820
- So what they did is one of the doge cuts
1472
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:16,500
was they cut their contract with Adobe Acrobat.
1473
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,420
So seriously, I'm not even kidding,
1474
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:20,620
it's like a $3 million contract.
1475
00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:22,220
They cut it.
1476
00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:26,300
So no one had the like officially licensed version of it.
1477
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:28,140
So when they were redacting them,
1478
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,500
they were just doing a highlighter,
1479
00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:30,380
a black highlighter,
1480
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:32,100
and covering up the text.
1481
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:34,460
'Cause they couldn't do actual redaction.
1482
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:35,900
'Cause that's a whole feature.
1483
00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:36,820
- Right.
1484
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,060
- And so a lot of it,
1485
00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:40,140
you could just copy and paste still.
1486
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:40,980
- You could go to,
1487
00:42:40,980 --> 00:42:43,500
what you do is you go into word,
1488
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:46,180
and you copy and paste it into word and it comes out.
1489
00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:47,020
- In real.
1490
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:47,860
- Yeah, yeah.
1491
00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:48,700
- Yeah, it worked more.
1492
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,860
Because they just highlighted it black.
1493
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,980
- Damn.
1494
00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:52,980
- They didn't do it.
1495
00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:55,460
They didn't do it.
1496
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:56,300
- That's terrible.
1497
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:57,940
- Yeah, well that's what's funny about it, really.
1498
00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,180
- Fuck it.
1499
00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:00,060
- It's crazy.
1500
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:02,500
Well Fred, it reminds me,
1501
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,500
sometimes Fred--
1502
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,900
- I wonder if that would work with the French team files.
1503
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:07,820
- Maybe.
1504
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:08,980
- It will not.
1505
00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:10,300
We're not redacting anymore.
1506
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:11,700
(laughing)
1507
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:13,140
No, the truth is out there.
1508
00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:13,980
- That's right.
1509
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:16,060
It has to be that we are better than the US government
1510
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:17,700
in regards to releasing files.
1511
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:20,500
- Let the files release them.
1512
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:21,820
- Fred's been releasing.
1513
00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:23,340
- Shoot, free me from my prison.
1514
00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:24,860
- Yeah, yeah.
1515
00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:27,060
- It's been hanging over my head too many years.
1516
00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:28,380
- Don't forget about Fred.
1517
00:43:28,380 --> 00:43:30,380
(laughing)
1518
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:32,140
- It's like his dreads.
1519
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:33,540
They've been getting there for two.
1520
00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:34,540
- Hey, hey.
1521
00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:35,380
- Let 'em out.
1522
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:37,740
(laughing)
1523
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,860
- Finally.
1524
00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:44,180
- 2026 Fred, we're letting all the skeletons out of the house.
1525
00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:45,340
- And everything.
1526
00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:47,260
- Fred, there's things.
1527
00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:48,740
- What's your opinion in 2020 again,
1528
00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:50,940
where the new year coming up?
1529
00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:53,700
What is your opinion on acts of charity?
1530
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:54,700
- Acts of charity.
1531
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:58,940
- Are you often like, are you one, if you see,
1532
00:43:58,940 --> 00:43:59,860
let's say, I don't know,
1533
00:43:59,860 --> 00:44:01,860
I don't wanna say see a charity out there
1534
00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:02,980
like begging for money.
1535
00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:03,820
- Right.
1536
00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:05,780
- But if you see an opportunity to either help someone
1537
00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:10,180
with your money or make a difference
1538
00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:12,220
to be a cause of some sort.
1539
00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:15,060
- I'd rather do it,
1540
00:44:15,060 --> 00:44:18,740
like, I'd rather give my time.
1541
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:20,540
- Right, right, right, 'cause money is money.
1542
00:44:20,540 --> 00:44:22,260
- Yeah, I mean, my money is--
1543
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:23,260
- Right.
1544
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:24,100
- It's my money.
1545
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:24,940
- Very short, and I'm saying,
1546
00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:25,940
I ain't got money.
1547
00:44:25,940 --> 00:44:26,780
- Where's the charity?
1548
00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:27,780
- Money is a good idea.
1549
00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:28,620
- Money is a good idea.
1550
00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:29,940
- Yeah, I'm a jack.
1551
00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:34,220
- I get the, I try to clean out my house and shit,
1552
00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:36,140
like shit that don't know the cause
1553
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:38,260
that I don't wear no more, you know?
1554
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:39,620
I don't throw me the trash.
1555
00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:42,180
I get my way, you know,
1556
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,340
I mean, my face.
1557
00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:44,180
- You get the money, sure.
1558
00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:47,220
- I got some jackets and shit that I need to take now,
1559
00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:50,220
'cause outside my job, there's a lot of people that--
1560
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:51,620
- There are a lot of people, I'd say.
1561
00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:52,620
- That just standing right there.
1562
00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:53,620
- That's just a real useless stuff.
1563
00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:54,620
- There's a real useless stuff.
1564
00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:56,660
- And it was cold the other morning.
1565
00:44:56,660 --> 00:44:57,900
I seen them standing up there.
1566
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:58,740
I was like, you know what?
1567
00:44:58,740 --> 00:44:59,580
I got them jackets at the house.
1568
00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:00,940
I'm gonna bring them by there and see you.
1569
00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:01,780
- You should.
1570
00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:02,620
- But you did, if anybody won't.
1571
00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:03,900
Well, I haven't done a shit.
1572
00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:05,420
I don't go by the office.
1573
00:45:05,420 --> 00:45:06,260
- You know what I'm saying?
1574
00:45:06,260 --> 00:45:07,100
- You know what I'm saying?
1575
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:07,940
- You know what I'm saying?
1576
00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:08,780
- You know what I'm saying?
1577
00:45:08,780 --> 00:45:09,780
- I'm gonna put it in the truck
1578
00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:17,260
and I'm gonna go by the office, I'll be--
1579
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:18,740
- I'm having ready.
1580
00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:19,780
- Yeah, I'm having ready.
1581
00:45:19,780 --> 00:45:20,780
- You won't remember.
1582
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:21,780
- Yeah.
1583
00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:22,780
- I try to be charitable, man.
1584
00:45:22,780 --> 00:45:23,780
I try to give--
1585
00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:24,780
- Yeah.
1586
00:45:24,780 --> 00:45:25,780
- With a happy heart too.
1587
00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:27,780
Like, I don't be, you know, given without, uh, go ahead.
1588
00:45:27,780 --> 00:45:28,780
Don't be stingy when you give.
1589
00:45:28,780 --> 00:45:29,780
Be like, "Here."
1590
00:45:29,780 --> 00:45:30,780
You know what I'm saying?
1591
00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:33,780
You know, just be like, "Hey, man, you need it."
1592
00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:34,780
I got it.
1593
00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:35,780
- Yeah.
1594
00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:36,780
- Share it, man.
1595
00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:37,780
- I'll come back.
1596
00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:38,780
- 'Cause I give it to St. Jude.
1597
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:39,780
- Yeah.
1598
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:42,780
- You get to the guys that are out there with the signs.
1599
00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:43,780
- Yeah.
1600
00:45:43,780 --> 00:45:45,780
- Sometimes I'll be like, "Hey, what you gonna use the money for?"
1601
00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:46,780
- Oh, yeah, you give it, you get it.
1602
00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:47,780
- I don't know.
1603
00:45:47,780 --> 00:45:49,780
- You see, I'll be like, "What you gonna use the money for?"
1604
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:50,780
- Right.
1605
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:51,780
- I'm like, "Well, I gotta eat."
1606
00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:52,780
- Yeah.
1607
00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:53,780
- And I'm like, "Get you some food."
1608
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:55,780
Or I can give you some money so you can get some booze.
1609
00:45:55,780 --> 00:45:56,780
- Yeah.
1610
00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:58,780
- And they're like, "I'm gonna get some booze."
1611
00:45:58,780 --> 00:45:59,780
- Yeah.
1612
00:45:59,780 --> 00:46:00,780
- Get away.
1613
00:46:00,780 --> 00:46:01,780
- If you don't give me one,
1614
00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:02,780
- Yeah.
1615
00:46:02,780 --> 00:46:03,780
- Get some booze, man.
1616
00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:04,780
They ain't no problem with that.
1617
00:46:04,780 --> 00:46:05,780
- Come on.
1618
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:08,780
- They said it was my money.
1619
00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:09,780
- No crap, only booze.
1620
00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:10,780
- Only booze, please.
1621
00:46:10,780 --> 00:46:11,780
- Only booze, man.
1622
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:14,780
- When I was a kid, I'm just trying to figure out it because the other day,
1623
00:46:14,780 --> 00:46:19,780
I'm not, by any means, I didn't bring this up to be like, "Oh, look, I hope somebody
1624
00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:23,780
"al, but I was fortunate enough to be able to help somebody out with some food and stuff."
1625
00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:25,780
Nice guy and he was such, I just need some food.
1626
00:46:25,780 --> 00:46:29,780
But it made me think like, like it was a good feeling, right?
1627
00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:30,780
- Yeah.
1628
00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:31,780
- It was something good.
1629
00:46:31,780 --> 00:46:33,780
- I'm not gonna get more into it, but like, I was like, "Oh, man."
1630
00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:42,780
- So then I was like, "Okay, me personally, Fred, as an entrepreneur, modern digital pioneer."
1631
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:44,780
- What's your answer for me, or anything?
1632
00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:45,780
- Nothing.
1633
00:46:45,780 --> 00:46:46,780
- But I like it.
1634
00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:47,780
- I like it.
1635
00:46:47,780 --> 00:46:48,780
- I like it.
1636
00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:49,780
- I like it.
1637
00:46:49,780 --> 00:46:51,780
- I would answer for me, and you should have that as well.
1638
00:46:51,780 --> 00:46:53,780
- Yeah, I think about entrepreneur, entrepreneurship.
1639
00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:55,780
- That's hard to get that up.
1640
00:46:55,780 --> 00:47:02,780
But friends, an entrepreneur, and as a borderline biomecker, progressive, fancy painter,
1641
00:47:02,780 --> 00:47:08,780
fancy pants, CEO tech, genius, guru that I am, that I'm becoming a 2026 friend.
1642
00:47:08,780 --> 00:47:09,780
- Okay, okay.
1643
00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:10,780
- Because that's a goal for 2028.
1644
00:47:10,780 --> 00:47:12,780
- All right, 'cause they're all, all those words are goals.
1645
00:47:12,780 --> 00:47:14,780
- It's good to have aspirations.
1646
00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:15,780
- Sure.
1647
00:47:15,780 --> 00:47:16,780
- Asperations.
1648
00:47:16,780 --> 00:47:17,780
- Asperations.
1649
00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:18,780
- Asperations.
1650
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:19,780
- Look at that.
1651
00:47:19,780 --> 00:47:20,780
- What up, man?
1652
00:47:20,780 --> 00:47:27,780
- I got the thing, and like, how can I achieve this feeling of superiority that I hope for
1653
00:47:27,780 --> 00:47:30,780
another human beings to get up in a daycare?
1654
00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:37,780
- Well, while doing the minimal amount of actual charity possible.
1655
00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:45,780
- So I need our listeners and stuff to chime in, and let me know what I can do the least of
1656
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:46,780
to feel like I did.
1657
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:50,780
- I'm telling you, you could follow somebody who's walking their dog.
1658
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:53,780
- Right, and I'm not gonna murder you.
1659
00:47:53,780 --> 00:47:56,780
- And when the dog's shit, you pick up the shit for--
1660
00:47:56,780 --> 00:47:59,780
- I'll run by, grab, run by, and get to you.
1661
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:01,780
- And then somebody got a speed on that.
1662
00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:02,780
- Oh yeah?
1663
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:03,780
- Somebody's already doing that shit.
1664
00:48:03,780 --> 00:48:05,780
Have you seen them signs of people?
1665
00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:07,780
- Oh yeah, we pick up their poop.
1666
00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:09,780
- Yeah, yeah, let's put them there.
1667
00:48:09,780 --> 00:48:10,780
- That's so mean.
1668
00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:11,780
- They're so mean.
1669
00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:12,780
- They're good for them.
1670
00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:13,780
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1671
00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:15,780
- Yes, somebody's in money is a great way.
1672
00:48:15,780 --> 00:48:16,780
- Yeah.
1673
00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:18,780
- Yeah, 'cause who wants to do that?
1674
00:48:18,780 --> 00:48:21,780
- I'm not gonna pick up my poop in the backyard.
1675
00:48:21,780 --> 00:48:23,780
- I'm gonna pay whatever--
1676
00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:28,780
- No, you have to, now you have to pick up the poop and put it in a designated container.
1677
00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:31,780
- And now come get the designated container.
1678
00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:32,780
- Poo poo poo poo.
1679
00:48:32,780 --> 00:48:38,780
- Which I think is stupid 'cause most people live in these little neighborhoods.
1680
00:48:38,780 --> 00:48:41,780
And if your dog's pooping, you just throw it over fence.
1681
00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:46,780
'Cause you probably got a wooded area behind your fence, something, just throw it over fence.
1682
00:48:46,780 --> 00:48:47,780
- Throw it in the neighbor's yard.
1683
00:48:47,780 --> 00:48:48,780
- Throw it in the neighbor's yard.
1684
00:48:48,780 --> 00:48:49,780
- Throw it in the neighbor's yard.
1685
00:48:49,780 --> 00:48:51,780
- Yeah, I mean, throw the neighbor's yard.
1686
00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:52,780
- Or do it.
1687
00:48:52,780 --> 00:48:55,780
- Let them out and let them poop in the neighbor's yard and make them see their back.
1688
00:48:55,780 --> 00:48:56,780
Or do it yourself.
1689
00:48:56,780 --> 00:48:57,780
That's what I do.
1690
00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:59,780
- I'm like, "Go, go, go, go, go."
1691
00:48:59,780 --> 00:49:02,780
- Please stop having your dog poop in my cell, fuck you Karen.
1692
00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:04,780
- You're like, "It's over dog Karen."
1693
00:49:04,780 --> 00:49:07,780
- The poop is not from my dog, Karen.
1694
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:09,780
- It's me.
1695
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,780
- Yeah, oh my Karen.
1696
00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:17,780
- She came around the corner, I'm like, "It's a large poop for a small dog."
1697
00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:19,780
- It's like, "It's a small dog."
1698
00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:25,780
- You're a dog's sick, it's all runny.
1699
00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:29,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1700
00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:31,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1701
00:49:31,780 --> 00:49:33,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1702
00:49:33,780 --> 00:49:35,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1703
00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:37,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1704
00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:39,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1705
00:49:39,780 --> 00:49:41,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1706
00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:43,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1707
00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:45,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1708
00:49:45,780 --> 00:49:47,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1709
00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:49,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1710
00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:51,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1711
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:53,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1712
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:54,780
- I'll take a ride in that's my slide.
1713
00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:58,780
- I've got a brother-in-law.
1714
00:49:58,780 --> 00:50:00,780
- I have a brother-in-law.
1715
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:02,780
- I have a brother-in-law.
1716
00:50:02,780 --> 00:50:06,780
- Do you want to get my code name or do you want to use this?
1717
00:50:06,780 --> 00:50:08,780
- I don't know if it's a good story or bad story.
1718
00:50:08,780 --> 00:50:10,780
- That's called an AJ.
1719
00:50:10,780 --> 00:50:12,780
- Do you have more than one brother-in-law first of all?
1720
00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:14,780
- I do not.
1721
00:50:14,780 --> 00:50:18,780
- Doesn't matter what we call this brother-in-law AJ.
1722
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:20,780
- His name's KJ.
1723
00:50:20,780 --> 00:50:22,780
- KJ.
1724
00:50:22,780 --> 00:50:24,780
- KJ.
1725
00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:26,780
- No, I love him though.
1726
00:50:26,780 --> 00:50:28,780
He's a good dude.
1727
00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:30,780
He got a promotion.
1728
00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:32,780
Right?
1729
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,780
He got a promotion in his job.
1730
00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:36,780
He's like a union dude.
1731
00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:38,780
- He's got good job security.
1732
00:50:38,780 --> 00:50:40,780
- Right.
1733
00:50:40,780 --> 00:50:42,780
He does like scaffolding.
1734
00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:48,780
And so they just recently made him like the head dude.
1735
00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:50,780
- King of scaffolding.
1736
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,780
- King of scaffolding, yeah.
1737
00:50:52,780 --> 00:50:56,780
I don't really know the context, but like we got a takes group
1738
00:50:56,780 --> 00:51:00,780
and that picture that I sent you guys.
1739
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:04,780
The picture of it's like a Christmas tree
1740
00:51:04,780 --> 00:51:06,780
with like scaffolding all around it.
1741
00:51:06,780 --> 00:51:10,780
I think it's got to be like 100 feet tall.
1742
00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:12,780
I don't know how tall it is.
1743
00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:14,780
- It's fun.
1744
00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:16,780
- It's high.
1745
00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:18,780
- Oh, I see it.
1746
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:20,780
- No, it's beautiful, right?
1747
00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:22,780
- It's beautiful, right?
1748
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:24,780
- Is it Pennsylvania?
1749
00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:26,780
- This is the Pennsylvania.
1750
00:51:26,780 --> 00:51:28,780
- Yeah, I'm gonna hold it up to the camera.
1751
00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:30,780
- There you go.
1752
00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:32,780
- Everybody can see it.
1753
00:51:32,780 --> 00:51:34,780
- Big ass American flag.
1754
00:51:34,780 --> 00:51:36,780
- Yeah, yeah.
1755
00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:38,780
- It's scaffolding.
1756
00:51:38,780 --> 00:51:40,780
- Yeah, freedom of colors.
1757
00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:42,780
And scaffolding. There's a truck beside it.
1758
00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:44,780
So you can see that it's quite large.
1759
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:46,780
- Right. He sent that in my wife's family.
1760
00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:46,780
- Yeah.
1761
00:51:46,780 --> 00:51:48,780
- That is true.
1762
00:51:48,780 --> 00:51:50,780
- So what it is though, like,
1763
00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:52,780
hold on, I got a little headache.
1764
00:51:52,780 --> 00:51:54,780
Wait, what?
1765
00:51:54,780 --> 00:51:56,780
- The company is something.
1766
00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:58,780
- It's got company.
1767
00:51:58,780 --> 00:52:00,780
- The company is something.
1768
00:52:00,780 --> 00:52:02,780
I don't know how it goes.
1769
00:52:02,780 --> 00:52:04,780
And I missed it, but like,
1770
00:52:04,780 --> 00:52:06,780
there's nobody makes scaffolding in America.
1771
00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:08,780
- Right.
1772
00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:10,780
- Okay, so they have to get all that shit like.
1773
00:52:10,780 --> 00:52:12,780
- From away.
1774
00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:14,780
- From overseas.
1775
00:52:14,780 --> 00:52:20,780
- Something is going on there at this place.
1776
00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:22,780
- No.
1777
00:52:22,780 --> 00:52:24,780
- That he's working there.
1778
00:52:24,780 --> 00:52:26,780
That truck is going to visit.
1779
00:52:26,780 --> 00:52:28,780
- Truck's coming to scaffolding.
1780
00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:32,780
- Truck's coming to the, he's coming there.
1781
00:52:32,780 --> 00:52:34,780
And Jimmy's father.
1782
00:52:34,780 --> 00:52:36,780
- Jimmy's father-in-law has to make a speech.
1783
00:52:36,780 --> 00:52:38,780
- Oh, yeah.
1784
00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:40,780
- Like in front of truck.
1785
00:52:40,780 --> 00:52:42,780
- Yeah, in front of truck.
1786
00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:46,780
- And I was like, you know, I don't like the guy,
1787
00:52:46,780 --> 00:52:48,780
but you know, that's a fucking honor.
1788
00:52:48,780 --> 00:52:50,780
- Sure.
1789
00:52:50,780 --> 00:52:52,780
- You know what I'm saying?
1790
00:52:52,780 --> 00:52:54,780
- To give a speech in front of the president.
1791
00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:56,780
- It's a president.
1792
00:52:56,780 --> 00:52:58,780
- It's a president.
1793
00:52:58,780 --> 00:53:00,780
- It's a president.
1794
00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:02,780
- It's a president.
1795
00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:04,780
- It's a president.
1796
00:53:04,780 --> 00:53:06,780
- It's a man who--
1797
00:53:06,780 --> 00:53:08,780
- It's a man who--
1798
00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:10,780
- Yeah.
1799
00:53:10,780 --> 00:53:10,780
- We hold.
1800
00:53:10,780 --> 00:53:11,780
- Let me make that.
1801
00:53:11,780 --> 00:53:13,780
- This is like,
1802
00:53:13,780 --> 00:53:15,780
"Trop's gonna be so proud."
1803
00:53:15,780 --> 00:53:17,780
(laughing)
1804
00:53:17,780 --> 00:53:25,780
- She's gonna be so proud of him.
1805
00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:27,780
- What's this?
1806
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:29,780
- What?
1807
00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:31,780
(laughing)
1808
00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:33,780
- I just--
1809
00:53:33,780 --> 00:53:35,780
I just was gonna help it.
1810
00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:37,780
I'll see this.
1811
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:39,780
Oh, Trump's gonna be so proud.
1812
00:53:39,780 --> 00:53:43,780
- Like his shmum is shmum real bad.
1813
00:53:43,780 --> 00:53:45,780
- No, it's like his shmum is shmum real bad.
1814
00:53:45,780 --> 00:53:47,780
- I just like Trump's gonna be like,
1815
00:53:47,780 --> 00:53:49,780
"I don't know.
1816
00:53:49,780 --> 00:53:51,780
I mean, I don't know."
1817
00:53:51,780 --> 00:53:53,780
- No, no, but it's hilarious.
1818
00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:55,780
- No, no, no.
1819
00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:57,780
- I'm so proud of you.
1820
00:53:57,780 --> 00:53:59,780
- I know.
1821
00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:01,780
- Now I, your parent, I'm so proud of you.
1822
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,780
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1823
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:05,780
- Instead of me, it's like,
1824
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,780
your dad is gonna be proud of you.
1825
00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:09,780
- He might be proud of him.
1826
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,780
He goes up and says words
1827
00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:13,780
and makes sense.
1828
00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:15,780
Trump will be like, "I don't get it."
1829
00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:17,780
- Yeah, but that guy's got to get it.
1830
00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:19,780
- This guy's got the weed.
1831
00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:21,780
- Yeah, yeah.
1832
00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:23,780
- He's gonna be all the scapples.
1833
00:54:23,780 --> 00:54:25,780
- I love scapples.
1834
00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:27,780
- Scapples are the best.
1835
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:29,780
- Scapples are the best.
1836
00:54:29,780 --> 00:54:31,780
- But is he going there to promote scaffling?
1837
00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:33,780
- That's not--
1838
00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:35,780
- He's going there to do a speech or talk or something.
1839
00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:39,780
It's a later on this month,
1840
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:43,780
around the 15th or the 17th something like that.
1841
00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:45,780
And I was like, "Hey,
1842
00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:47,780
"the middle of the last time is fucking ass with Puzzle Wayne."
1843
00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:49,780
(laughing)
1844
00:54:49,780 --> 00:54:53,780
- I thought he was gonna be like, "You be going to shake your hand."
1845
00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:55,780
- I know, right around me.
1846
00:54:55,780 --> 00:54:57,780
- Dip dads.
1847
00:54:57,780 --> 00:54:59,780
- Get your stuff on my hand.
1848
00:54:59,780 --> 00:55:01,780
- Surprin-team.
1849
00:55:01,780 --> 00:55:03,780
- My little miencha.
1850
00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:05,780
- What on earth is cool, man?
1851
00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:07,780
- Yeah, that is cool.
1852
00:55:07,780 --> 00:55:11,780
- It's fun and how we feel about whoever is charged right now,
1853
00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:13,780
really speaking.
1854
00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:15,780
- No, like you said, it's an honor to be able to be like,
1855
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:19,780
"Hey, that's what he's gonna tell his friends."
1856
00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:21,780
A few years friend, he's gonna be like,
1857
00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:23,780
"I gave my speech in front of a president."
1858
00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:25,780
And then we're like, "Which one?"
1859
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:27,780
"What are we having for dinner?"
1860
00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:29,780
(laughing)
1861
00:55:29,780 --> 00:55:31,780
"Don't worry about that."
1862
00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:33,780
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
1863
00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:35,780
- Hey, president.
1864
00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:37,780
- He was the president.
1865
00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:39,780
- He had the stash.
1866
00:55:39,780 --> 00:55:41,780
- Yeah.
1867
00:55:41,780 --> 00:55:43,780
- It said president on it.
1868
00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:45,780
- Yeah, well, I mean, he's gonna,
1869
00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:47,780
if he's gonna give the speech,
1870
00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:49,780
he's actually gonna do it from the podium.
1871
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:51,780
- That's what he should do.
1872
00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,780
- Yeah.
1873
00:55:53,780 --> 00:55:55,780
- He should give, okay, hear me out.
1874
00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:57,780
- I'll order this for him.
1875
00:55:57,780 --> 00:55:59,780
I'm willing to put my money here.
1876
00:55:59,780 --> 00:56:03,780
- He's actually the least axed that says president on it
1877
00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:07,780
and present it to the president at the end of his speech.
1878
00:56:07,780 --> 00:56:09,780
- He would be so proud of it.
1879
00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,780
- He would be so proud of it.
1880
00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:13,780
- I know it's what he's talking about.
1881
00:56:13,780 --> 00:56:15,780
We're like the gold frills.
1882
00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:17,780
- Yeah. - Red, white and blue.
1883
00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:19,780
- Yeah, I know.
1884
00:56:19,780 --> 00:56:21,780
- And you know,
1885
00:56:21,780 --> 00:56:23,780
the president would say,
1886
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,780
would be like, this is beautiful.
1887
00:56:25,780 --> 00:56:27,780
- Yeah, didn't, uh,
1888
00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:31,780
he just get like a war from Nettin' Yahoo.
1889
00:56:31,780 --> 00:56:33,780
- Yeah, yeah, he's getting like, he's racking them up.
1890
00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:35,780
- Israel, the war, the war.
1891
00:56:35,780 --> 00:56:37,780
- He's racking them up like, we're racking up.
1892
00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:39,780
- I don't know if you want to hear it.
1893
00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:41,780
- Israel, the war, the war.
1894
00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:43,780
- Yeah, he says, fuck out, fuck out.
1895
00:56:43,780 --> 00:56:47,780
- We are the, we are the Donald Trump, fuck out, spread.
1896
00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:51,780
In regards to awards that mean nothing.
1897
00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:53,780
- This is great.
1898
00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:55,780
I'm gonna put it in the wall.
1899
00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:57,780
- I got another poster career.
1900
00:56:57,780 --> 00:56:59,780
- President of the year award.
1901
00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:03,780
- I got, I got, I got a space right here
1902
00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:05,780
just for my no-go,
1903
00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:07,780
when they give it to me.
1904
00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:09,780
- That's president.
1905
00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:11,780
- Rebo South Carolina.
1906
00:57:11,780 --> 00:57:13,780
- I did it.
1907
00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:15,780
- I'm fucking dead in the boys.
1908
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,780
- I'm paying $900 for that black.
1909
00:57:17,780 --> 00:57:19,780
- $900, that's crazy.
1910
00:57:19,780 --> 00:57:23,780
- That's them when they won it, $900.
1911
00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:24,780
- Yeah, all right, baby.
1912
00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:26,780
- We're not paying that, Fred.
1913
00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:30,780
- I just paid a piece of paper in like a Wal-Mart frame.
1914
00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:32,780
- I'm just, I'm just, I'm not gonna write it out.
1915
00:57:32,780 --> 00:57:34,780
- I just paid Wal-Mart frame.
1916
00:57:34,780 --> 00:57:36,780
- I thought about like, oh, I should get these for the boys.
1917
00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:40,780
I should do like buy one for you guys for Christmas.
1918
00:57:40,780 --> 00:57:42,780
No, I didn't.
1919
00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:46,780
- I'm glad you didn't. No, no, no, no. I was just gonna make one.
1920
00:57:46,780 --> 00:57:48,780
- It's like four bucks.
1921
00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:50,780
- All right, well I think what we can do is take a picture
1922
00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:54,780
of the news article, whatever you got it.
1923
00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:56,780
- They don't write articles about us.
1924
00:57:56,780 --> 00:57:58,780
- No, not the articles. There's no article coming up.
1925
00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:00,780
- The thing that the website that had all the names.
1926
00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:02,780
- Yeah, the head and name on it.
1927
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:04,780
- And just certainly put on there.
1928
00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:06,780
- Yeah.
1929
00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:08,780
- Take a picture with your phone.
1930
00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:10,780
- We'll put it in your phone.
1931
00:58:10,780 --> 00:58:12,780
- It's gonna be an Allen's text.
1932
00:58:12,780 --> 00:58:14,780
- And it'll be like, it'll be so many names
1933
00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:16,780
and you'll have to try and find.
1934
00:58:16,780 --> 00:58:18,780
- Yeah. (laughs)
1935
00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:20,780
- Where we are during the show,
1936
00:58:20,780 --> 00:58:22,780
but the problem is it's gonna be directly behind your head.
1937
00:58:22,780 --> 00:58:24,780
- No one will find it.
1938
00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:26,780
- Never see it.
1939
00:58:26,780 --> 00:58:28,780
- Never see it.
1940
00:58:28,780 --> 00:58:30,780
- That would be fun, Fred.
1941
00:58:30,780 --> 00:58:32,780
You know, speaking of fun, my buddy,
1942
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:34,780
a buddy of the show from the show, Mr. Matt,
1943
00:58:34,780 --> 00:58:38,780
you know, who he is, had us over the other day
1944
00:58:38,780 --> 00:58:42,780
over to play on his race car simulator, Fred.
1945
00:58:42,780 --> 00:58:44,780
You know what a race car is?
1946
00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:46,780
You know what a simulator, this is a,
1947
00:58:46,780 --> 00:58:50,780
this is as close to like the arcade level simulator as you can.
1948
00:58:50,780 --> 00:58:52,780
It actually, the chair moves up and down and back and forth,
1949
00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:54,780
side to side, something like that.
1950
00:58:54,780 --> 00:58:56,780
He's got like a wrap-around TV.
1951
00:58:56,780 --> 00:58:58,780
Really cool, really fun.
1952
00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:00,780
And so the kids were like,
1953
00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:02,780
"Oh yeah, you know, we're gonna do it."
1954
00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:04,780
And I didn't do it because, you know,
1955
00:59:04,780 --> 00:59:06,780
I drive a car all the time.
1956
00:59:06,780 --> 00:59:08,780
I don't, I don't need to, I know how to,
1957
00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:10,780
I can do this in real life.
1958
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:12,780
You have a friend, okay,
1959
00:59:12,780 --> 00:59:14,780
have you ever watched the movie?
1960
00:59:14,780 --> 00:59:16,780
And at the end of the movie, you're like, "I could do that."
1961
00:59:16,780 --> 00:59:18,780
(laughs)
1962
00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:20,780
And so,
1963
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:22,780
not too much anymore.
1964
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:24,780
- Not too much anymore.
1965
00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:26,780
- I used to watch Jackie Chan movies.
1966
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,780
- Look, I never fucking do that.
1967
00:59:28,780 --> 00:59:30,780
- But you watch Fast and Furious
1968
00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:32,780
and you're like, "I should peel out of the,
1969
00:59:32,780 --> 00:59:34,780
I'll park you out here."
1970
00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:36,780
Like, that's what I don't want to happen.
1971
00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:38,780
It's me drive around for 15 minutes, like a crazy person.
1972
00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:40,780
And then get back in my car and like,
1973
00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:42,780
"We're gonna do this on the way home."
1974
00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:43,780
(laughs)
1975
00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:44,780
- Yeah, exactly.
1976
00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:45,780
- Yeah, like I thought.
1977
00:59:45,780 --> 00:59:47,780
- Dude, we lived through it in the game.
1978
00:59:47,780 --> 00:59:50,780
- Guys, this is about fair, but we never knew.
1979
00:59:50,780 --> 00:59:52,780
(laughs)
1980
00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:56,780
- So, we, you know, I let the kids do it.
1981
00:59:56,780 --> 00:59:58,780
And of course, like I said, they got the All Three.
1982
00:59:58,780 --> 01:00:01,780
So we got, you know, the oldest one gets on there.
1983
01:00:01,780 --> 01:00:04,780
All's ass, like 140 miles an hour, you know.
1984
01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:06,780
Left to right, you know, just,
1985
01:00:06,780 --> 01:00:07,780
(imitates car engine)
1986
01:00:07,780 --> 01:00:10,780
back and forth from hitting stuff, moving around everything.
1987
01:00:10,780 --> 01:00:11,780
And they were like, "All right, cool.
1988
01:00:11,780 --> 01:00:12,780
It was lots of fun.
1989
01:00:12,780 --> 01:00:13,780
You did it."
1990
01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,780
And he was like, "All right, whatever."
1991
01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:19,780
And then my second, my daughter goes in, same thing.
1992
01:00:19,780 --> 01:00:21,780
All in ass, like, you know, just,
1993
01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:22,780
(imitates car engine engine)
1994
01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:23,780
going everywhere, every which way,
1995
01:00:23,780 --> 01:00:26,780
jumping over shit, hitting stuff, you know, just having a blast, right?
1996
01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:28,780
We're like, "Great."
1997
01:00:28,780 --> 01:00:30,780
And my youngest gets up.
1998
01:00:30,780 --> 01:00:33,780
And he's the, of the three, he's the most crazy one, right?
1999
01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:34,780
- Yeah.
2000
01:00:34,780 --> 01:00:35,780
- We all know it.
2001
01:00:35,780 --> 01:00:39,780
And so he gets up, he comes up, and he were like,
2002
01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:40,780
"Okay, I'm like, here comes, we thought,
2003
01:00:40,780 --> 01:00:42,780
the other two were doing some crazy stuff.
2004
01:00:42,780 --> 01:00:43,780
- Yeah.
2005
01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:44,780
- Get ready for this.
2006
01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:45,780
(laughs)
2007
01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:48,780
He, like, gets in the car, like sits down,
2008
01:00:48,780 --> 01:00:51,780
(laughs)
2009
01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:55,780
puts his foot on the gas, gets that bitch up to 40 miles an hour,
2010
01:00:55,780 --> 01:00:56,780
exactly.
2011
01:00:56,780 --> 01:00:57,780
(laughs)
2012
01:00:57,780 --> 01:00:59,780
And then just drives down the road.
2013
01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:01,780
(laughs)
2014
01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:03,780
- We're like five minutes.
2015
01:01:03,780 --> 01:01:04,780
(laughs)
2016
01:01:04,780 --> 01:01:06,780
- At, like, between 40 and 43 miles an hour,
2017
01:01:06,780 --> 01:01:08,780
stopping his top slides.
2018
01:01:08,780 --> 01:01:09,780
Like, like, like, like,
2019
01:01:09,780 --> 01:01:11,780
like, looking around, waiting a second,
2020
01:01:11,780 --> 01:01:12,780
and I'm like, "Dude, what are you doing?"
2021
01:01:12,780 --> 01:01:14,780
And he's like, "It's driving, Dad.
2022
01:01:14,780 --> 01:01:15,780
I'm trying to drive."
2023
01:01:15,780 --> 01:01:17,780
And I'm like, "You're a great driver.
2024
01:01:17,780 --> 01:01:19,780
You are a better driver than me."
2025
01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:22,780
You're going 40 exactly.
2026
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:24,780
And like, like, I guess it, like,
2027
01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:27,780
stopping for traffic, like, not hitting anything.
2028
01:01:27,780 --> 01:01:28,780
Like, just cruising.
2029
01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:31,780
He's seven years old, and he's just like, "No, no, no, no, no."
2030
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:33,780
- He's just practicing when he has the dead body
2031
01:01:33,780 --> 01:01:34,780
and the trunk.
2032
01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:35,780
- Yeah.
2033
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:36,780
(laughs)
2034
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:37,780
- I can't drive properly.
2035
01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:38,780
- Oh, Lee.
2036
01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:40,780
- He's draper, drunk, drive, practicing.
2037
01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:41,780
- Yeah, basically.
2038
01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:43,780
- So, yeah, so we're doing it,
2039
01:01:43,780 --> 01:01:45,780
and like, I'm like, "Okay, dude, like,
2040
01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:49,780
everybody's enjoying watching you drive 40 miles an hour,
2041
01:01:49,780 --> 01:01:51,780
and obey traffic laws.
2042
01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:53,780
This is pretty great."
2043
01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:56,780
You know, so, like, let's try to wrap it up,
2044
01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:59,780
and so he drives for like, you know, a few more seconds,
2045
01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:02,780
and then he's like, "Wait, I forgot my pizza."
2046
01:02:02,780 --> 01:02:05,780
And like, slams on the gas and jumps off a cliff
2047
01:02:05,780 --> 01:02:06,780
and gets up all the way.
2048
01:02:06,780 --> 01:02:08,780
(laughs)
2049
01:02:08,780 --> 01:02:10,780
And I was like, "What the,
2050
01:02:10,780 --> 01:02:12,780
is both the most responsible
2051
01:02:12,780 --> 01:02:15,780
and the most irresponsible that you've ever seen happen?"
2052
01:02:15,780 --> 01:02:17,780
- So, yeah.
2053
01:02:17,780 --> 01:02:19,780
- I have my pizza.
2054
01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:21,780
- Well, yeah, I was just like so random.
2055
01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:22,780
And he's like, "Wait, I forgot my pizza."
2056
01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:24,780
And then just turned left,
2057
01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:25,780
and I don't even know how he knew there was a cliff there.
2058
01:02:25,780 --> 01:02:27,780
He just blew right off the cliff.
2059
01:02:27,780 --> 01:02:28,780
(laughs)
2060
01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:29,780
But he did it.
2061
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:30,780
It was amazing.
2062
01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:31,780
It was like, "Okay, we should leave."
2063
01:02:31,780 --> 01:02:33,780
So, well, Fred, I know we're speaking of "We Should Leave."
2064
01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:35,780
I know we're about a lot of time,
2065
01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:38,780
but real quick, do you have any news resolutions?
2066
01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:39,780
Alan, do you have any news resolutions?
2067
01:02:39,780 --> 01:02:41,780
What are we trying to do?
2068
01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:43,780
Are you told you CEO,
2069
01:02:43,780 --> 01:02:47,780
visionary, mogul, charity guy?
2070
01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:48,780
- All right.
2071
01:02:48,780 --> 01:02:49,780
I'm gonna be,
2072
01:02:49,780 --> 01:02:54,780
this year,
2073
01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:58,780
I am pushing to be Dave Chappelle's opener
2074
01:02:58,780 --> 01:03:00,780
for his next stand-up special.
2075
01:03:00,780 --> 01:03:01,780
- Here you go.
2076
01:03:01,780 --> 01:03:02,780
Yeah, his church.
2077
01:03:02,780 --> 01:03:03,780
- A bitch.
2078
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:04,780
- At your church.
2079
01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:06,780
- Ah, yeah, my church.
2080
01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:07,780
(laughs)
2081
01:03:07,780 --> 01:03:08,780
That's bitch.
2082
01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:10,780
(laughs)
2083
01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:12,780
- Like, it's Dave Chappell.
2084
01:03:12,780 --> 01:03:14,780
- I thought you said Chappelle.
2085
01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:15,780
- Dave Chappelle.
2086
01:03:15,780 --> 01:03:17,780
- He's got relatives,
2087
01:03:17,780 --> 01:03:20,780
well, he's got family in soccer, honestly.
2088
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:21,780
- Oh, yeah, of course he does.
2089
01:03:21,780 --> 01:03:22,780
- Yeah.
2090
01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:23,780
- We all did.
2091
01:03:23,780 --> 01:03:25,780
- And his grandfather was like,
2092
01:03:25,780 --> 01:03:27,780
a preacher just like mine, so.
2093
01:03:27,780 --> 01:03:28,780
- There you go.
2094
01:03:28,780 --> 01:03:29,780
You should call him and tell him.
2095
01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:30,780
- And he got something in it.
2096
01:03:30,780 --> 01:03:31,780
- But I can't spell.
2097
01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:33,780
Your hilarious, off-color
2098
01:03:33,780 --> 01:03:35,780
and his time's a fence of comedy
2099
01:03:35,780 --> 01:03:36,780
would blend great
2100
01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:39,780
with my mix of Christian and church comedy.
2101
01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:43,780
I should open for you sometimes soon.
2102
01:03:43,780 --> 01:03:45,780
(laughs)
2103
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,780
- I'll explain to my check.
2104
01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:48,780
- Always yours.
2105
01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:49,780
- I'll check.
2106
01:03:49,780 --> 01:03:50,780
- Love forever.
2107
01:03:50,780 --> 01:03:51,780
I'm not gonna give you never.
2108
01:03:51,780 --> 01:03:53,780
(laughs)
2109
01:03:53,780 --> 01:03:54,780
- Ex-no.
2110
01:03:54,780 --> 01:03:55,780
- Ex-no.
2111
01:03:55,780 --> 01:03:56,780
- I'll see you.
2112
01:03:56,780 --> 01:03:57,780
- That's a bitch.
2113
01:03:57,780 --> 01:03:58,780
(laughs)
2114
01:03:58,780 --> 01:04:01,780
- Yes, I can see you right now.
2115
01:04:01,780 --> 01:04:03,780
Don't look behind you.
2116
01:04:03,780 --> 01:04:04,780
- Yeah.
2117
01:04:04,780 --> 01:04:06,780
- So, well, okay, so Fred's gonna pursue,
2118
01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:08,780
so is this sincerely?
2119
01:04:08,780 --> 01:04:09,780
Okay, I'm gonna ask,
2120
01:04:09,780 --> 01:04:10,780
you don't have, obviously,
2121
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:11,780
we're not gonna hold you to this, Fred,
2122
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:12,780
but, you know,
2123
01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:13,780
we wanna know,
2124
01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:15,780
sometimes it helps confess your goals
2125
01:04:15,780 --> 01:04:17,780
in front of an audience
2126
01:04:17,780 --> 01:04:19,780
in order to get them,
2127
01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:21,780
to really make yourself act all of them, right?
2128
01:04:21,780 --> 01:04:22,780
- Right, right, right.
2129
01:04:22,780 --> 01:04:25,780
- So, now that you got a taste of the lime white,
2130
01:04:25,780 --> 01:04:27,780
another taste, and, you know,
2131
01:04:27,780 --> 01:04:28,780
you saw the cans,
2132
01:04:28,780 --> 01:04:30,780
you're on the other side of the cans again.
2133
01:04:30,780 --> 01:04:31,780
(laughs)
2134
01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:32,780
And you heard the rush,
2135
01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:33,780
and felt the, you know,
2136
01:04:33,780 --> 01:04:34,780
felt the chill of the crowd
2137
01:04:34,780 --> 01:04:35,780
or whatever you thought it was.
2138
01:04:35,780 --> 01:04:36,780
- Yeah.
2139
01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:37,780
- Are you thinking that this is something
2140
01:04:37,780 --> 01:04:39,780
you're gonna try and do this year?
2141
01:04:39,780 --> 01:04:40,780
You're a funny guy.
2142
01:04:40,780 --> 01:04:41,780
- Yeah, good.
2143
01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:42,780
I wouldn't love to, man.
2144
01:04:42,780 --> 01:04:43,780
I'm gonna do this.
2145
01:04:43,780 --> 01:04:44,780
- I mean, they're open mic nights all over the place.
2146
01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:45,780
- I'm gonna try.
2147
01:04:45,780 --> 01:04:46,780
- Yeah, I'm just gonna try.
2148
01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:47,780
Yeah, I mean, I'm,
2149
01:04:47,780 --> 01:04:48,780
I'm, I'm,
2150
01:04:48,780 --> 01:04:49,780
tell us.
2151
01:04:49,780 --> 01:04:50,780
I'm gonna tell us,
2152
01:04:50,780 --> 01:04:51,780
and we'll be there to support you.
2153
01:04:51,780 --> 01:04:52,780
- I know you.
2154
01:04:52,780 --> 01:04:53,780
(audience laughs)
2155
01:04:53,780 --> 01:04:54,780
We might, you know.
2156
01:04:54,780 --> 01:04:57,780
(audience laughs)
2157
01:04:57,780 --> 01:04:59,780
- You're there.
2158
01:04:59,780 --> 01:05:00,780
Look, you have nothing.
2159
01:05:00,780 --> 01:05:02,780
- You're bringing me to,
2160
01:05:02,780 --> 01:05:03,780
- I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
2161
01:05:03,780 --> 01:05:04,780
- That sound with the monotone.
2162
01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:06,780
(laughs)
2163
01:05:06,780 --> 01:05:09,780
- It's a bullhorn put up your phone.
2164
01:05:09,780 --> 01:05:16,780
- It's gonna be your phone.
2165
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:19,780
- Well, I, Fred, like I said, I fully support you.
2166
01:05:19,780 --> 01:05:20,780
- Yeah.
2167
01:05:20,780 --> 01:05:22,780
- I think, I believe if any of us can do it,
2168
01:05:22,780 --> 01:05:23,780
other than me, it's gonna be you, buddy.
2169
01:05:23,780 --> 01:05:24,780
- Do it, you should do it, too.
2170
01:05:24,780 --> 01:05:25,780
- I don't wanna do it.
2171
01:05:25,780 --> 01:05:26,780
- You should.
2172
01:05:26,780 --> 01:05:27,780
- I don't wanna be funny.
2173
01:05:27,780 --> 01:05:29,780
- You could be my Neil Brennan.
2174
01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:30,780
- I don't know what that is.
2175
01:05:30,780 --> 01:05:32,780
(laughs)
2176
01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:34,780
- He was the writer, I was failed.
2177
01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:35,780
- No, okay.
2178
01:05:35,780 --> 01:05:36,780
- He is the white guy behind the line.
2179
01:05:36,780 --> 01:05:37,780
- No, I got it.
2180
01:05:37,780 --> 01:05:38,780
- Okay, I'm in.
2181
01:05:38,780 --> 01:05:39,780
- Yeah, I'm in.
2182
01:05:39,780 --> 01:05:40,780
- We could be my Neil Brennan.
2183
01:05:40,780 --> 01:05:41,780
- Born together.
2184
01:05:41,780 --> 01:05:43,780
I could say the end of it, by curiously, through you.
2185
01:05:43,780 --> 01:05:46,780
(laughs)
2186
01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:49,780
- He did like one, he did one standup, like after all,
2187
01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:50,780
to show it.
2188
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,780
That was funny, but.
2189
01:05:52,780 --> 01:05:53,780
- No.
2190
01:05:53,780 --> 01:05:54,780
(laughs)
2191
01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:55,780
- Not the same.
2192
01:05:55,780 --> 01:05:56,780
- That same.
2193
01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:58,780
- Well, that's what happened to us before when he did standup.
2194
01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:01,780
We wrote your, I wrote your jokes, and then he gave
2195
01:06:01,780 --> 01:06:03,780
your own colorful rendition of them.
2196
01:06:03,780 --> 01:06:04,780
- Right.
2197
01:06:04,780 --> 01:06:05,780
- He worked out great.
2198
01:06:05,780 --> 01:06:06,780
- He did.
2199
01:06:06,780 --> 01:06:07,780
- All right, so Fred, you know,
2200
01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:09,780
tell us, we'll put it on the show, we'll tell people,
2201
01:06:09,780 --> 01:06:11,780
if you're gonna do any of these open mics around us,
2202
01:06:11,780 --> 01:06:13,780
we'll get an audience out there.
2203
01:06:13,780 --> 01:06:14,780
- We'll try to, anyway.
2204
01:06:14,780 --> 01:06:15,780
- It last time, shit.
2205
01:06:15,780 --> 01:06:16,780
I probably, like, 30 people.
2206
01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:17,780
- We had a team last time.
2207
01:06:17,780 --> 01:06:18,780
- Yeah, we did.
2208
01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:20,780
Like, the people at the open mic was like,
2209
01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:21,780
"What the fuck is going on?"
2210
01:06:21,780 --> 01:06:22,780
- I like you.
2211
01:06:22,780 --> 01:06:23,780
(laughs)
2212
01:06:23,780 --> 01:06:24,780
- He's got a big head.
2213
01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:25,780
- He's got a big head.
2214
01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:26,780
- He's got a big head.
2215
01:06:26,780 --> 01:06:27,780
- He's got a big head.
2216
01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:28,780
- He's got a big head.
2217
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:29,780
- He's got a big head.
2218
01:06:29,780 --> 01:06:30,780
- He's got a big head.
2219
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:31,780
- He's got a big head.
2220
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:33,780
- This guy is really gonna tell some jokes about the
2221
01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:43,780
(laughs)
2222
01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:45,780
- Give me your rits.
2223
01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:46,780
- There you go.
2224
01:06:46,780 --> 01:06:53,780
Well, and do you have any new year's resolutions this year, buddy?
2225
01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:57,780
- I'm gonna try to be nicer.
2226
01:06:57,780 --> 01:06:58,780
- Oh, wow.
2227
01:06:58,780 --> 01:07:00,780
- Which, right of you.
2228
01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:03,780
Not as much of an asshole.
2229
01:07:03,780 --> 01:07:04,780
- All right.
2230
01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:06,780
- He's often up in his old age, friend.
2231
01:07:06,780 --> 01:07:07,780
- Yeah, dude.
2232
01:07:07,780 --> 01:07:08,780
- Yeah.
2233
01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:09,780
- Yeah, that was all of us.
2234
01:07:09,780 --> 01:07:10,780
- Turned it bare.
2235
01:07:10,780 --> 01:07:11,780
- Turned it bare.
2236
01:07:11,780 --> 01:07:14,780
- And then I want people to show up to my funeral.
2237
01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:15,780
- Yeah.
2238
01:07:15,780 --> 01:07:16,780
- Exactly.
2239
01:07:16,780 --> 01:07:18,780
It's getting close to that time, so.
2240
01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:19,780
- No.
2241
01:07:19,780 --> 01:07:20,780
- He's got a tell of people.
2242
01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:21,780
You know what?
2243
01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:24,780
- Just go fuck yourself.
2244
01:07:24,780 --> 01:07:25,780
- Yeah.
2245
01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:28,780
- Yeah, you're gonna tell a little softer.
2246
01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:30,780
- Yeah, it's been on my heart.
2247
01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:32,780
- I'm not gonna be angry when I say it now.
2248
01:07:32,780 --> 01:07:34,780
- Yeah, I know, me, man.
2249
01:07:34,780 --> 01:07:37,780
- Is taking a picture of a friend's book.
2250
01:07:37,780 --> 01:07:39,780
You know, like they do with bless your heart and go, "Oh, bless your heart."
2251
01:07:39,780 --> 01:07:40,780
- Right.
2252
01:07:40,780 --> 01:07:42,780
- So I'm gonna be like, "Oh, fuck yourself."
2253
01:07:42,780 --> 01:07:47,780
- Right, take a page out of friends book and be like, "You know, the Lord put it on my heart."
2254
01:07:47,780 --> 01:07:48,780
(laughs)
2255
01:07:48,780 --> 01:07:51,780
"Don't you, you should go and fuck yourself."
2256
01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:53,780
(laughs)
2257
01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:54,780
Oh, God.
2258
01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:57,780
(laughs)
2259
01:07:57,780 --> 01:07:59,780
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
2260
01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:00,780
- Oh, God. - Die.
2261
01:08:00,780 --> 01:08:01,780
(laughs)
2262
01:08:01,780 --> 01:08:02,780
- Go, go, go, and, that's it.
2263
01:08:02,780 --> 01:08:04,780
- And then, go and visit them now.
2264
01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:05,780
- To your heart.
2265
01:08:05,780 --> 01:08:10,780
- So, well, Fred, my only New Year's resolution is the same New Year's resolution I have every year.
2266
01:08:10,780 --> 01:08:11,780
- Yeah.
2267
01:08:11,780 --> 01:08:13,780
- That is to make it to 2027.
2268
01:08:13,780 --> 01:08:15,780
- There you go, man.
2269
01:08:15,780 --> 01:08:17,780
- That's my resolution every year, it will forever be.
2270
01:08:17,780 --> 01:08:20,780
But, not only that, I'm gonna grow dreads too, Fred.
2271
01:08:20,780 --> 01:08:21,780
Why not?
2272
01:08:21,780 --> 01:08:22,780
- You know, don't, you know some tricks?
2273
01:08:22,780 --> 01:08:24,780
- I think if we all three should do it.
2274
01:08:24,780 --> 01:08:26,780
- You would look like I would look counting crow.
2275
01:08:26,780 --> 01:08:28,780
- Yeah, so you would look like him, yeah.
2276
01:08:28,780 --> 01:08:30,780
- It would look like a fat, fat counting crow.
2277
01:08:30,780 --> 01:08:32,780
(laughs)
2278
01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:35,780
- You're like, oh, look, it's actual counting crow's that.
2279
01:08:35,780 --> 01:08:37,780
(laughs)
2280
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:38,780
- One!
2281
01:08:38,780 --> 01:08:40,780
(laughs)
2282
01:08:40,780 --> 01:08:42,780
(laughs)
2283
01:08:42,780 --> 01:08:44,780
(laughs)
2284
01:08:44,780 --> 01:08:46,780
(singing)
2285
01:08:46,780 --> 01:08:48,780
(laughs)
2286
01:08:48,780 --> 01:08:49,780
- Yeah.
2287
01:08:49,780 --> 01:08:50,780
- Yeah.
2288
01:08:50,780 --> 01:08:51,780
- Okay, let's have that the other day.
2289
01:08:51,780 --> 01:08:53,780
- All right, ladies and gentlemen.
2290
01:08:53,780 --> 01:08:54,780
- Yeah.
2291
01:08:54,780 --> 01:08:55,780
- We're getting out of here.
2292
01:08:55,780 --> 01:08:58,780
- I'm gonna tell you what it takes to show, tell us how we can feel
2293
01:08:58,780 --> 01:09:02,780
like we've done something for people without actually doing much.
2294
01:09:02,780 --> 01:09:06,780
And also, give us your resolution so we can go to the show.
2295
01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:07,780
Right?
2296
01:09:07,780 --> 01:09:08,780
- Yeah.
2297
01:09:08,780 --> 01:09:09,780
- Why not?
2298
01:09:09,780 --> 01:09:10,780
Rock 'n' roll.
2299
01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:14,780
Rock 'n' roll, 2026, the year of slightly longer shows.
2300
01:09:14,780 --> 01:09:16,780
- It's been a long December.
2301
01:09:16,780 --> 01:09:17,780
- It's true.
2302
01:09:17,780 --> 01:09:19,780
(laughs)
2303
01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:21,780
- That's why I'm doing this.
2304
01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:23,780
(laughs)
2305
01:09:23,780 --> 01:09:25,780
- Yeah!
2306
01:09:25,780 --> 01:09:28,780
- 'Cause it was in December and I was like, yay!
2307
01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:29,780
That's close about December.
2308
01:09:29,780 --> 01:09:32,780
I was doing it and I did and it was great.
2309
01:09:32,780 --> 01:09:34,780
And it made me want to think of Shrek.
2310
01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:35,780
- Oh my god.
2311
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:37,780
- All right.
2312
01:09:37,780 --> 01:09:38,780
All right guys, we're out of here.
2313
01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:40,780
We'll see you next week.
2314
01:09:40,780 --> 01:09:41,780
- Hey.
2315
01:09:41,780 --> 01:09:42,780
- And a new second episode of the year.
2316
01:09:42,780 --> 01:09:44,780
Should we do a yearly episode?
2317
01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:45,780
- No.
2318
01:09:45,780 --> 01:09:46,780
- Hi.
2319
01:09:46,780 --> 01:09:47,780
- It should be seasons.
2320
01:09:47,780 --> 01:09:48,780
- Yearly seasons.
2321
01:09:48,780 --> 01:09:49,780
- How are you?
2322
01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:50,780
- Just to be like the third season.
2323
01:09:50,780 --> 01:09:51,780
- What season was it?
2324
01:09:51,780 --> 01:09:52,780
- It's gonna be like the fourth season.
2325
01:09:52,780 --> 01:09:53,780
- Fourth season?
2326
01:09:53,780 --> 01:09:54,780
- 2021 is fifth season.
2327
01:09:54,780 --> 01:09:55,780
- fifth season?
2328
01:09:55,780 --> 01:09:56,780
- fifth season?
2329
01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:57,780
- Sixth season?
2330
01:09:57,780 --> 01:09:58,780
- Sixth and five.
2331
01:09:58,780 --> 01:09:59,780
- Season five episode one.
2332
01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:00,780
- Yeah.
2333
01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:01,780
- You know, see you, podcast merch.
2334
01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:02,780
- Yeah.
2335
01:10:02,780 --> 01:10:03,780
- One of syndicated.
2336
01:10:03,780 --> 01:10:04,780
- Yeah.
2337
01:10:04,780 --> 01:10:05,780
- Yeah.
2338
01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:06,780
- Yeah.
2339
01:10:06,780 --> 01:10:07,780
(laughs)
2340
01:10:07,780 --> 01:10:08,780
- What's it?
2341
01:10:08,780 --> 01:10:09,780
- Yeah.
2342
01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:10,780
- Me, I cast merch.
2343
01:10:10,780 --> 01:10:12,780
(laughs)
2344
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:13,780
- Yeah.
2345
01:10:13,780 --> 01:10:15,780
- Wait until you find out who really did it.
2346
01:10:15,780 --> 01:10:16,780
- Yes.
2347
01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:17,780
- Never gonna believe it.
2348
01:10:17,780 --> 01:10:18,780
- Yes.
2349
01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:19,780
- Fuckin'.
2350
01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:20,780
- I don't believe it.
2351
01:10:20,780 --> 01:10:21,780
And I did it.
2352
01:10:21,780 --> 01:10:22,780
- I gotta go.
2353
01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:23,780
(laughs)
2354
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:24,780
- Good night everybody.
2355
01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:25,780
- Have a new year.
2356
01:10:25,780 --> 01:10:26,780
- We are laughing.
2357
01:10:26,780 --> 01:10:27,780
(laughs)
2358
01:10:27,780 --> 01:10:28,780
- And we are very good friends.
2359
01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:29,780
(laughs)
2360
01:10:29,780 --> 01:10:30,780
- Good vibes.
2361
01:10:30,780 --> 01:10:31,780
- Good vibes.
2362
01:10:31,780 --> 01:10:32,780
- Sharing a special moment.
2363
01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:33,780
(laughs)
2364
01:10:33,780 --> 01:10:34,780
(upbeat music)
2365
01:10:34,780 --> 01:10:35,780
(upbeat music)
2366
01:10:35,780 --> 01:10:36,780
(upbeat music)
2367
01:10:36,780 --> 01:10:37,780
(upbeat music)
2368
01:10:37,780 --> 01:10:38,780
(upbeat music)
2369
01:10:38,780 --> 01:10:39,780
(upbeat music)
2370
01:10:39,780 --> 01:10:40,780
(upbeat music)
2371
01:10:40,780 --> 01:10:41,780
(upbeat music)
2372
01:10:41,780 --> 01:10:42,780
(upbeat music)
2373
01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:43,780
(upbeat music)
2374
01:10:43,780 --> 01:10:44,780
(upbeat music)
2375
01:10:44,780 --> 01:10:45,780
(upbeat music)
2376
01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:46,780
(upbeat music)
2377
01:10:46,780 --> 01:10:47,780
(upbeat music)
2378
01:10:47,780 --> 01:10:48,780
(upbeat music)
2379
01:10:48,780 --> 01:10:49,780
(upbeat music)
2380
01:10:49,780 --> 01:10:50,780
- What's it, man?
2381
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:51,780
Game over, man.
2382
01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:52,780
Game over.
2383
01:10:52,780 --> 01:10:54,780
Just hang loose, blood.
2384
01:10:54,780 --> 01:10:57,780
You're gonna catch up on the rebar on the meds.
2385
01:10:57,780 --> 01:10:58,780
(upbeat music)
2386
01:10:58,780 --> 01:11:00,780
(upbeat music)
2387
01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:01,780
(laughs)
2388
01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:03,780
(upbeat music)
2389
01:11:03,780 --> 01:11:04,780
Oh, what a day.
2390
01:11:04,780 --> 01:11:05,780
(laughs)
2391
01:11:05,780 --> 01:11:07,780
Come on, what is it?
2392
01:11:07,780 --> 01:11:08,780
(upbeat music)
2393
01:11:08,780 --> 01:11:10,780
- Well, thanks all folks.
2394
01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:12,780
- I still have this stuff, baby.
2395
01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:13,780
- God damn it.
2396
01:11:13,780 --> 01:11:14,780
(upbeat music)
2397
01:11:14,780 --> 01:11:15,780
(upbeat music)
2398
01:11:15,780 --> 01:11:16,780
(upbeat music)
2399
01:11:16,780 --> 01:11:18,780
- I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
2400
01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:21,780
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
2401
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:23,780
- Surely you can't be serious.
2402
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:25,780
- I am serious and don't call me sure.
2403
01:11:25,780 --> 01:11:26,620
- Thank you.