This week, on a from the future episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we learn what Allan OTB really means, and we're finally bringing back, What You Watchin! We're talking about Invincible, The Boys, SNL UK, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice, and They Will Kill You. And Then, Fred calls the Master's Winner? We finally get the interview we've been waiting on, Tiger Woods himself. Tigers chatting about his Master's Experience, and the real reason he crashed. We announce our newest ad campaign, and Parker's selling his house, and has a scheme to get the most he can. Then it's time for Sports, and Parker's coaching flag football, with predictable results. Then in other news, We're chatting about the lady that ate metal ice cream, and we decide how much we would have to get to eat metal. Remembering Jack Karlson, and his legendary speech, as his monologue being added to the Australian Sound Archives, and we're talking about Reese's Chocolate Change Up and we hate it. We also learn about Fred's love of nuts, and so much more. All that and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast. Thanks everybody!
This week, on a from the future episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we learn what Allan OTB really means, and we're finally bringing back, What You Watchin! We're talking about Invincible, The Boys, SNL UK, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice, and They Will Kill You. And Then, Fred calls the Master's Winner? We finally get the interview we've been waiting on, Tiger Woods himself. Tigers chatting about his Master's Experience, and the real reason he crashed. We announce our newest ad campaign, and Parker's selling his house, and has a scheme to get the most he can. Then it's time for Sports, and Parker's coaching flag football, with predictable results. Then in other news, We're chatting about the lady that ate metal ice cream, and we decide how much we would have to get to eat metal. Remembering Jack Karlson, and his legendary speech, as his monologue being added to the Australian Sound Archives, and we're talking about Reese's Chocolate Change Up and we hate it. We also learn about Fred's love of nuts, and so much more. All that and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast. Thanks everybody!
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Fancy new seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night suit
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A life, a life, it's a life
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swap the mail in the stores in the morning
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I'm making fun of you!
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show
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Welcome, welcome one and all to the 230-30th edition Hey, Chubaka of the BLC Podcast
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The official podcast of Surprise Chubaka
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Thanks for listening everyone!
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Before I get into the rest of the show, I'm gonna tell you guys now
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I have a feeling this is gonna be a show tonight and not in a good way
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So, well, I don't know, did you get your thing figured out Fred?
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I'm still working on it
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Oh, then it's gonna be fine, but he'll do that all the time
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We'll find out if Fred gets it later
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So, welcome to the show and thank you for listening
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You had to where you are
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At least by the word, all over the world
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And we again, Marick's David Podcast
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I come, we're all gonna get drafted
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So, we're proudly broadcasting
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Maybe we could be radio operators in the world
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Don't drop bombs on innocent people please
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It's got it all across your neighborhood
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TikTok to you, I guess
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I don't know, I still put stuff on the TikTok
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Listen, I don't know who knows
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What do I know?
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I'm old!
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I don't know
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I don't know anything anymore
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I don't do anything
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That's me, maybe
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I never do netting out
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You never do not do anything
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I don't know how many that is
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I'm just the right number though
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What's the number negative?
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Yeah man, I'm here man, I'm back
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It's a great week, massive week, love it
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Oh yeah, golf
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And as always, Alan, OGB
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Alright, look me up on my space
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That's the only thing I can do
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Welcome to the show
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OGB stands for only turtles below
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Turtles all the way down, man
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Yeah, I'm sorry you need to know Alan
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This is a guy who has a face
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Body made out of turtles
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Turtle me
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Well, welcome to the show
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Everybody in yourselves, of course, as well
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Fred, you said it's the masters this week
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That home blender
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The boy's a boy blender
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I'm one of the boys
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I'm out of my boys
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I'm on prime virgin
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I'm a perfect guy
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The boys is back
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We'll guess what you're searching for
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I was going through like a news reel
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I thought you were like
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You're like octopus and it wasn't like
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I knew it was
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It was a new show and so now you can see that and they had Tina Fey is the first host. Yeah, Tina Fey is the first host and I
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can't I saw this thing in episode, but I don't know who the guy was
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English guy, you know, I believe it was just a regular British person. So
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Who's is the
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Okay, so no, he's an actor. He's no
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No, the game was on New York. Okay, it was James Dornin
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Dornin. Yeah, Jamie Dornin. Dornin. I don't know who that is, but I'm sure he's very
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Facing actor like I guess he's some kind of sex symbol because that was like all the that one like get where like
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He's coming home from war and his mother, you know, he's like
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I'm
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It's got something man. What are you gonna do? Yeah, it's bridge comedy. Yeah, I'm saying no, right, but like
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I love bridge comedy. Give it a you know, I'll give it a couple more watches because
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Number one, I like it. What are you watching? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. So does it come on on Saturday?
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Yeah, so I believe it does, but I think
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It's still going
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Like it's easy and it's still
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I believe it's about the wrap up, but
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Just started it's only four episodes. Yeah, they're only gonna be four episodes. Yeah. Oh really
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It's what said they said here are the hosts for the first season they made four hosts
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Yeah, so my assumption is that means four episodes maybe they'll have more. I don't know maybe they have more
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Maybe they don't
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Run different than American seasons like in some shows and stuff where it's not
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Necessarily like oh, we're gonna take the whole rest we're gonna take seven months off or whatever
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It'll be like a few weeks or a few months and then it'll get back all around seasons like us a little different
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The seasons for them are different than yeah, I think yeah, their their spring is our winner and their fall is our summer
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Right, and their dollars are our pounds and our pounds are their money
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So okay, so you're watching that I watch if you guys watch Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice yet
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With that like a couple of times no, you're talking about Nicky-dicky Ricky and Dawn and no
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That is not part of this discussion in any way
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But the fact that I know it
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Is you know the guy that I collected you instead of just playing
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Did you know the guy from a number one from umbrill academy was the next so
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Oh, now there you go. He was nicked. Yeah, we're gonna nicked. No one is one so the dickies. Yeah, so
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Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice is the newest thing on Hulu
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Mm-hmm, and it's got Vince Vaughn playing himself
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But also his future self when not Vince Vaughn he just he he has a double-roll
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in the movie
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So it makes sense to like Michael be joining it makes sense when you listen to the title
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It's Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice so
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Mike and Nick and Nick and Alan right is only one Nick but there's two of him. It's a good news these to do
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Uh, it's also a guy whose name I can never remember in it
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And I don't care for him
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Um, let's see what's his name
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Stupid McGoo
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Alan that's him
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The other guy what's that fucking kid's name
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Uh, I'm looking at it and I can't think he was name and I hate him
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Mike and Nick and I
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I almost sounds like the inward and I'm glad that I didn't say that
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James Marston is in it. Oh cyclist
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks Marston and Jimmy Tetro
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It does have Keith David was an increment
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Who was he an anchor man? He's the newscaster had to change his name and I can't remember what his name was
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lose or something yeah, but
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It was pretty good. It's one of those like fun
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Actually, you know how many movies you know action come right
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Action come really cute and good comedy. I recommend that to anyone who
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Has two hours and they literally have nothing else to do. I just watch the uh
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They will kill you
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Oh, take with my girl, Danny B. Oh, that girl. Oh my god. That's a great move
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You love it Alan. You love it. You love it
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You know, he's right up your alley, but I know Alan. I love it. It's got it's got like uh
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You remember how I like the
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The
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Music the karate film when it first came on remember the back of the day the whole school karate film
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And they had the like the the close-ups. Oh, yeah
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And then go
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I'm saying like it's got like that shit on it and oh, man. I mean interesting style. It's just it's great man
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And the story is not what you would think
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But like it's all right. I'll watch it. It's so good. Well, they're gonna kill you
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So if you don't watch it, though, they're gonna kill you and and have a have the movie
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Dad's inner panties, so like that's another okay, well then yeah
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That's what about movies girl
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No, no, no, city, no, city
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But yeah, you know, there was a tiddy and roof man
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There's roof man
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Uh, just what's your name? Chan and Tatum
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I can't never say this much
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Chan and Tatum, well, the guy he escaped from prison and he lived inside the toys of rust
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for like
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three months
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And that movie yeah, he's a
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Yeah, it was uh
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You watch ten last time
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Yeah, Ealy
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Yeah, well speaking of British people and you have to like
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You gotta like
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Oh, you gotta work for it. Yeah, it's a British TV
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It's an English TV
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It's worth it. That's called a tea
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Yeah, so Fred
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Yeah, of course as you said led the show off by self telling us is master season
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It is master season now it won't play the masters music because he's afraid to get in copyrights from no hell no no
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Yeah
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Let's get us a little quick
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Two-caners, five-dremings, we'll make our own masters better thanks to all the sandwiches
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So Fred who's the uh, who's the champion of the masters this year? Uh, Roy, Roy, Roy McEl Roy McEl Roy
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Yeah, he won it last year and uh
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so like and
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And golf fashion he won and he fell down to his knee because like that was his uh
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He just won the Grand Slam that he won all four makes me jump all like in one year
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No, no, no, no, just ever. Oh, career. Yeah, so he went to Denny's
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He went to Denny's wow
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Yeah, I don't know if I'd be I don't know if I'd be all excited if I'd go into Denny's
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I mean my thing is when he's been all in a row that would be so much easier
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Yeah, it would be right, you know, I think I mean that's I was
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I heard one at all in one year
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Yeah, that's tiger man. Yeah, I mean of course, but uh
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Yeah, so like the the iconic picture of him falling down on his knees and going like that
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I just I just found out because I've been watching a lot of you know, pre-master stuff
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King Griffey Jr. took that
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Took that photograph wow there you go
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Yeah, yeah, King Griffey Jr. took that photograph. Yeah, he did
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So they called him it was photographer 24
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No, I hear
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Uh, yeah, I know at the master's so like that makes sense. They give number 24. All right. I guess no
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So Rory McRoy is the favorite to win
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Oh, I wouldn't say that this year is your favorite win. That is I wouldn't say that either
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He said he's gonna win
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I didn't know he won it last year
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I think he's the last year's the champ
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I wanted to just one yesterday
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Oh, yeah, we're not here for like
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Yeah, uh, Scotty Shepard one just like everyone
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He called it then I was like, oh, yeah
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Who is your favorite? I think I think Chichi Rodriguez is gonna win it
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Right, uh, Chichi, I don't know because it's so hard man like there's so many good golfers out there and
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I trust this such a hard course
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Out but if if anybody, I mean
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You got to put Scotty's the favorite, you know, I'm saying you you've always got to put money on Scotty, but
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It's gonna be Scotty is that the one who got arrested?
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Two years ago. Yeah, two years ago, right? No, it wasn't a gust. It was in
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Valhalla maybe oh, yeah, I think I was in Valhalla
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Yeah, I think it was a good cookie
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It was in the Kentucky, I think it's my own high over there
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But uh, yeah Scotty though, he's the favorite he's that that dude's just dog and he's got laser focus, right?
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But I don't know I think it's gonna be somebody
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I don't think it's gonna be somebody nobody's gonna be thinking about I think it's gonna be I know you guys don't know golfers
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But I think it's gonna be somebody like maybe
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Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be tired, he's gonna be proud of which is up here. Yeah, I don't like no play
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Well, yeah, that was the big sense that I was trying to get to is he's the big story of the
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Demasters right is of course none of the actual golf
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It's just whatever what's gonna happen to Tiger Woods and was he get you know, he was playing on playing right
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Uh, do I do I hear somebody say my name?
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Hi guys
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Hi, uh, it's me talking with you guys with this talking hi tiger. Oh my guys. Hi, I'm doing I'm calling you guys great from us
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Oh
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What is going on
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What is going on? Yeah, there's no more the face of yeah, there you go
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So you just have the camera there you go you look happy
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So tiger are you are you gonna be playing in
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The masters this year?
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I fortunately know
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I'm taking them a little some radical
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Getting away from golf as you know, right we focus on your stuff. I've got to step back
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You know, you gotta focus on your family. Yeah, my son Charlie. I see your folks on your
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battery because your battery level is 95%
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I'm pretty impressed. Oh, you got it. You never know at this time of day
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You know, I looked I looked at my phone
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once and
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No, never again. I'm gonna keep it hard. Yeah, you did look at your phone didn't I looked at my phone and that's what you said after
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He had seven weeks. I think I know I was upside down and a police
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Inside down. Oh boy, I'm telling you know bones and driving aren't good and neither is
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Alcohol or listed substance is in driving. Don't you agree?
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Nobody says anything to John Daly about drinking a rock. Hey guy. He doesn't drink in
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journal he drinks a 12 pack and then he goes drives 18 holes. I mean come on
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Hi, you made a joke. I mean a golf joke. No, I, yeah
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You got my sense. They love you. They love you. Come on. Come on. We were one good. We really bring you Tiger Woods. I'm sorry. And of course you are
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I'm Tiger Woods. How would you do? Right?
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Well, I lived in your community. I brought with you. There you go
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All around that. Thank you, Tiger. It's my arms were tired. I just
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fluent in my arms tired. That's another one. That's another one. You are a
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Your audit is that Tiger Woods original right there. It's gonna say Tiger. Have you
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Have you had some like social lubricants
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Some to get them you know what I mean have a few drinks to get loosen up your lips because you're pretty
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In a lot, you know, you're pretty chill tonight. I don't drink much. What? What are you? I'm trying to good shit
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Well, yeah, we know
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Drive for some reason even though you're a multi-billionaire
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Oh
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He blocked out it's
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Oh, he's it's all your head to run for a second
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I'm lazy to just reminds me this is why you should definitely be watching our YouTube because
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It's something
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You don't want to publish necessarily on anybody to see this. We're gonna do it anyway. I'm
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So yeah, tell your woods joining us live from where you switch your land back. No, you're switch rowing man
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I tell you a lot of time up here, but uh
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Like women are beautiful. You do have a thing for that
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So you're
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When you know I am you have Chinese and half like so sure you ever had
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Fried chicken fried rice
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Just your mouth
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Fried rice got up
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Say something you know just like a taste the tiger woods
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Since you're not gonna be able to make it to the masters
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Are you rooting for anyone or are you rooting or as a true competitor? Are you rooting against everyone?
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I hope they all die
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I'm just playing guys
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You are not happy about this
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I'm gonna be rooting for my guy Roy
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Roy
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Roy McElroy
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That's my
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Rocky McElroy
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That's my guy. I mean, you know
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Yeah
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When I when he came in you know, uh, I used to be best friends with JT but
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Who just until they turn into a little bitch no
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No, just Thomas just
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Oh, I thought you'd been JT money
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Oh, that guy, yeah, yeah
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Yeah, JT
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Who that who that who that who that who that who that who
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Yeah, it's just a baby daddy
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That's not so bad
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That's the black side of me
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Yep, there you go leaks out. I got a gap. Does it depend on what you drink?
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What I drink sir are you like if you drink head is e or like
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I go out. Yeah, if you drink sake, it's like that Chinese guy comes out or like
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Like these
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I can do that you can't you're like I can do that. Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm not allowed to do that you are though
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That's right. That's right. That's a Chinese secret. Hey, it's right. Actually Chinese secret tiger
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Watch yourself now and I'm tiger woods buddy
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So tiger
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What's your favorite thing about playing at Augusta?
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my favorite thing is
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the exhalic sandwiches and the Pimento cheese sandwich
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I love those sandwiches
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I'll tell you what have you ever took half an exhalic put it on half a Pimento cheese
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Put them together
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Oh my uh, I have a warm milk. Oh my goodness. I at least sound like home
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Why are you then I've ever been?
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I've been by life
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Oh my god. Wait, was it your mom?
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My mom? What? You don't talk about my mom?
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You don't talk about my mom? Oh, I didn't mean to bring that side back out. Yeah
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Oh, calm down tiger. I'm sorry. Sorry about it. You dropped the Hennessy
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That's my dad coming out don't chase that tea to it. Oh look at that
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I had a wardrobe change there. Oh, you look a lot better. You look like you're ready to play you're back in play in shape
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No, that's right
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That's what that's what the face that you bring the intensity you bring to the master's
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I hate right there. Either that or the real heat
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Real heat
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I know is there anything you would like to say to our audience
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You know I just got anything
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Yeah, you guys you need to get the bird out for these guys man the black leaking collected my cast
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They're out there working hard trying to make you guys laugh and
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That we were listening to when you when you was
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I'm like, you might be
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You're even drinking already you were sitting
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I was high on black on the clarity
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He was high on black leaking
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BLC around
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Some people get high on LSD tie your woods get high and get high on BLC
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So what's your favorite okay, so no one that you're a fan. I know you got to go. I know you're a busy man
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I'm a fan, but what is your favorite?
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Sketch or not sketch segment that we do
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And it can include albums that he did that one time
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My favorite my favorite thing is the fat guy news. Oh the fat guy news
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That guy's dead and then trouble
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And you know going to jail
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00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:30,320
Get him stuck in a window. That's just funny. That's classic comedy right there
491
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,320
I think stuff man back. I get stuck in the window who's not laughing at that
492
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,400
I'm laughing at that then you're gonna smack one of the ass because you can't do anything about it
493
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,400
When he said
494
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:45,600
So what you get?
495
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:52,000
Tiger Woods notorious back. I hate her
496
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,720
He just can't handle it. That's why he does it like
497
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,000
Oh John daily
498
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:05,520
He's so mad. I don't know what is getting slapped
499
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,560
He's letting me
500
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,240
That's a lot of ass lab at Tiger
501
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,640
He was so close to
502
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:24,720
Look like he's trying to get out of the window. He's trying to get out but he can't
503
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:30,560
There you go that's a classic Chinese prank
504
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:35,600
Back high in the windows though. Oh, he's late. All right night tiger
505
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,600
I
506
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:44,640
Just like that he faded away
507
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,840
Our old buddy friends rejoined us
508
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,840
May or may not
509
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,040
No, generous chicken for you
510
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,160
Half world's worst ventriloquist dummy
511
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:11,200
You called it it was gonna be a long one
512
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,720
Well, you know what I'm glad you don't just done him
513
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:20,960
I'm glad that we got down to the the bottom of the mystery. Yeah, we now know that he wasn't drinking
514
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,320
He was just listening to the BLC podcast
515
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:28,080
On Spotify or Apple music or
516
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,880
Another one
517
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,880
podcast
518
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:38,800
Want to be canceled listen to us
519
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,120
Hey, hey ladies and gentlemen if you
520
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,240
If you go
521
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:50,880
To enjoy the Disney junior presentation of Alice in Wonderland. That's right. It's in South Carolina
522
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,840
We you'll get a you'll get a treat
523
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:59,920
And you'll get a treat and that treat will be you'll get to see an ad for the blackly click
524
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:04,240
We are not doing a good job with our advertising buddy
525
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:09,680
Right where
526
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:15,520
Class it up too man, you're gonna you're not you they're never gonna is gonna be great
527
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,400
So the plan is gonna be we're gonna make it real nice
528
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:23,520
Like a wedding invitation nice and then they'll be like oh
529
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,520
Who are these young men? Oh
530
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:30,400
I mean we we've won best in the upstate two years in a row right? Yeah, put that in there
531
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:36,960
We're award winning and then they're gonna be like wow this is gonna be some
532
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,520
Interesting local news with
533
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:45,120
How did they let them spot
534
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,120
Is I don't believe
535
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:55,840
Finally
536
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:03,440
That the lady that Parker made fun of when we won the award
537
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:09,120
Oh, what was that lady's name I can't remember
538
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:13,760
Wish I could remember her name
539
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,560
It was Linda something it was something like that
540
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,240
It was like change your life with Linda oh hair
541
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,120
But I don't know well she sucked
542
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,280
We're great and if she's the if she's the leader of this then so be it
543
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:32,000
We'll just what do you know we'll just do our own kids version of Alice Wonderland
544
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
But with the dolls and without Alice Wonderland
545
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,440
Well, the blackly you're gonna like to podcast
546
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,120
We'll charge people 25 dollars
547
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,680
Is that my name on our show
548
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,760
I think it's like it depends friend see that's the thing what's the level of commitment here?
549
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,360
Are we willing to spend our entire five-year advertising budget?
550
00:31:51,360 --> 00:32:01,920
The whole hundred hours on a hour's and wonderland play me. Oh, I mean I'm just saying dude if we can do the whole page
551
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,920
I'll tell you what like
552
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:11,200
If they give us like three copies of the play be a song and be like oh no I'm gonna go get them and oh you gotta go
553
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,200
I'll go see the play
554
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:17,120
Just so I can like
555
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:22,560
No, I'm not gonna sit in the back
556
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,760
No black
557
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,360
No, just a rope
558
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:36,160
Swords, so it's yeah, and I've got a way of starts though. This looks like you're nicking up on the dude. Yeah exactly
559
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,880
It'll be fine. They're gonna love it. Oh
560
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,120
That's what you brained. That's what you brained it to chill out
561
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:48,720
Yeah, if I had you to do it, like of course I forgot I should have grabbed my chinchilla robe
562
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,920
Whatever coat that I obviously have
563
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,520
And use that I don't know where that more often now that you bet you
564
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,720
But yeah, no Fred
565
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:03,200
I want to go and I want to be like during intermission stuff. I want to just be like oh
566
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,160
Oh these gentlemen from the black
567
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,680
The black league elected by gas they sure seem interesting
568
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,560
Farling
569
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,680
humor
570
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:25,920
I've ever used
571
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:34,800
Like you go to the football game you see the the local advertisement yeah, I've never used
572
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
No
573
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,760
Maybe like a restaurant
574
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:48,160
Yeah, like law in order. I mean, you're right. Yeah
575
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:53,600
If you need to mount some some roof and done, I know who you calling kangaroo
576
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,400
Yeah, of course
577
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,640
I wish I'd called them to get my roof done
578
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,640
Before I was always one of you the wee man
579
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:08,560
Like exactly law and law and law and care. Yeah, and that's why and they're playing at all, you know, they're going for it
580
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,120
Yeah, they're doing things and it's funny because it means two things right
581
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:17,920
At least it couldn't have more things than that. I don't know. I only know two
582
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:23,520
Yeah, but yeah, no, so I want to go to the play which you guys are all welcome to the play
583
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:29,200
And I'm sure it's like a dollar to get in or something. I don't know. I'll take the kids zone joy it
584
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,840
We should all
585
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,680
If we do a bread we should all we should take all our kids and we should go
586
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:40,080
As the movie the two dads with 17 kids
587
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:45,840
I'll be like you guys okay now that you're out of the dungeon for the day
588
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:54,080
Don't you embarrassed me? Don't you say anything? 50 latches again
589
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:59,040
I'm I'm Allison wonderland who was the mean one the queen right? Yeah
590
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:04,960
But Fred also so I also have an open house some some of my house ladies gentlemen. So if anybody on the
591
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,400
Maybe far from the floor by the house
592
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,720
I'll get you a good deal
593
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:14,720
I got one
594
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:19,200
Get rid of it quick. I'll sell it quick for five million dollars
595
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,160
No, so I have where they're doing an open house
596
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:27,200
And on Sunday which is bad now that I realize the masters in Sunday also
597
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,880
But that's okay so they're doing it. I'm gonna go
598
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:35,120
And I walk around the whole time and be like oh
599
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,920
This place is great
600
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,560
And then I'll leave and I'll get a wig and I'll come back
601
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:49,600
For like owl we must put in an offer today at twice the day
602
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:57,440
So that's my plan so be ready for that Fred if you want to come do that if any listeners want to come help me
603
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,760
pick up my house
604
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,480
He's feel free to do so
605
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,560
Free to show and I will give you my home address
606
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,920
But feel free to walk by
607
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:11,120
All right, we'll take a quick break. That's how this pretty is
608
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:20,400
We'll take a quick break and we'll come back with more of the BLC podcast with my house
609
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:25,760
The black link in collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors
610
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
You
611
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:38,000
May Gustav Plaguale became a real strong person.
612
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:48,000
May Gustav Plaguale became a real strong person.
613
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000
May Gustav Plaguale became a real strong person.
614
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Welcome back to the 233rd edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Theatre Cast.
615
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Open your host.
616
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:35,000
No joined by a man of great regard, Frederick von Fredrickson.
617
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Good morning. You're listening fresh of our debut in Disney Genius, Alice in Wonderland.
618
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:53,000
We give this play no stars out of 5,000.
619
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Because we're afraid the play bill is digital.
620
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Something that's printable.
621
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Welcome back to the show ladies and gentlemen. We're keeping it classy. Of course, as we always do.
622
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:20,000
And Fred speaking of keeping it classy, I realize again, as I always do when I participate in some sort of competition,
623
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:28,000
and I am unable to keep it classy whenever I coach any sport.
624
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Because I'm coaching Flag Football. We've had two games so far.
625
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:39,000
And in both of them, I have been threatened to be kicked out of the game by the referees.
626
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
What are you doing? I didn't do anything.
627
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Oh no, you sound like my kids now. I do nothing.
628
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,000
I didn't talk bad about their mom this time.
629
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
For it's for it's for it.
630
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Oh, I think me and Fred actually hit at that time. Not well, but we've just used them at the same time.
631
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,000
We'll take it. No, like, I don't know, man. They don't always tell you all the rules.
632
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:06,000
And then they are like rules, man. And then I have to argue the rules.
633
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:11,000
And like, so the first time, I was just like, what? That can't be right. And then it was.
634
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,000
And so I did go and apologize afterwards, but he was like, if you want to keep talking,
635
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000
I'm going to give you a flag coach and get you out of here.
636
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,000
And then like, and I was like, oh, and I shouldn't have done this.
637
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Is a visual thing. Sorry. I was like, oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Rev.
638
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Did I offend you?
639
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:36,000
And he didn't like, he didn't flag before he should have probably.
640
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000
But I was it was annoying.
641
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
And then this game.
642
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000
This game was more blatant, right?
643
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
So this game that we had just before the show.
644
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
That should be coaching now, but I'm instead of doing the show.
645
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Maybe that's why we suck at this because I'm like, you get figured out I have a show today.
646
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,000
I told you, bro, like, that's it is not easy.
647
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:05,000
No, super easy. We're having great time. We almost, we've only almost won both games.
648
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Almost so we're in there. We're going to win the next game probably, maybe.
649
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000
But this game, they have their rules.
650
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:18,000
You can't have a third flag, a third flag being the belt, like the tail of the bill.
651
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
The slack on the belt, right?
652
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
So the team that we played, multiple players of theirs had them out.
653
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000
My players are pulling, like holding it and pulling.
654
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Yeah. And they come off.
655
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
And the rest are like, well, we see that he had a third flag.
656
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,000
But we'll go ahead and give him the touchdown and then add it on.
657
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,000
And I'm like, what the, what?
658
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
I'm like, how does that work?
659
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000
If he grabbed him 15 yards ago.
660
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000
And held on and it could, that's got to be a thing.
661
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Yeah.
662
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
If you could see it being held, right.
663
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Yeah. But held on, like that's how you see it.
664
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Because the kids got the balls or everybody's eyes on it.
665
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Right. Yeah. I'm then.
666
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Right. I'm like, that's got to be, like, down.
667
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
You can't do that. Yeah.
668
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Yeah. We're just going to give him the touchdown.
669
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,000
And that happened again later. And I'm like, he's got the thing out and his jerseys untucked.
670
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
These are all against the rules.
671
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Yeah. They're like, sir, we are not here to talk.
672
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
673
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Yeah.
674
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
So I was mad and it's just annoying.
675
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Friends just knowing, you know, I don't do this because you know, and that's the thing.
676
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:32,000
And then I have the, the players, like the players parents, who I love every one of the players.
677
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
One or two of them.
678
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
The players parents are like, you should do this instead.
679
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
I'm like, thanks.
680
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Why don't you come help?
681
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Yeah.
682
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Yeah.
683
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Why do you do it?
684
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Yeah.
685
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Why am I the only one who's doing anything?
686
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:50,000
There was a damn team that we played that were that played before us today.
687
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:55,000
They had an offensive coordinator and a defense coordinator in a fight football.
688
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
And they would alternate.
689
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Yeah. Yeah.
690
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
That's how they did when I was like one dude.
691
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,000
And that's like, especially because what do you like, uh, seven, eight, eight, eight, and under?
692
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Yeah.
693
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Man, like coaches supposed to pass in the ball.
694
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Yeah.
695
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Yeah.
696
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Yeah.
697
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I thought that was pretty fun.
698
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000
And like, they wouldn't let me do that because I would have, I've been beating them kids.
699
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
I've been throwing them.
700
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Like they made them.
701
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Yeah.
702
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Yeah.
703
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000
I've heard a lot of them throw bullets at them.
704
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Yeah.
705
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Yeah.
706
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
I'm glad to see it.
707
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Did you win the head?
708
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Yeah.
709
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Yeah.
710
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000
What's wrong with you?
711
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000
I know that you're face.
712
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000
You did catch it.
713
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
You supposed to catch it.
714
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000
You're the face.
715
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Well, I don't know.
716
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,000
I'm going to do my best to keep my cool.
717
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000
It's just one of those things like you can't do.
718
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,000
You can't be like, yeah, we saw that he definitely did something wrong.
719
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Right.
720
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,000
And then, since he already ran this far, we're not going to like, no, back bitch.
721
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Switch.
722
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
I was like, dude, what?
723
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
And the other guy's like, it sounds right.
724
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
And I'm like, no, it doesn't.
725
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Like, it sounds right to you.
726
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Hmm.
727
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Ah, I hate sports.
728
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
God, I love sports.
729
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Yeah.
730
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000
I hate that I love them so much.
731
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,740
Alan and Fred biggest biggest sports dude with sports thing again. I want you to nale this time, and then we'll get
732
00:43:12,740 --> 00:43:15,780
I said to get that out
733
00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:20,320
All right, you ready Allen for
734
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:28,100
Sports sports, we all nailed it individually nailed it. Well Fred
735
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:33,860
So Fred a lady
736
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,320
Just down the road
737
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,840
All right, a friend friend area can a city be a friend of the show
738
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:48,400
Palm Bay Florida friend of the show. Oh, yeah, I know we're Palm Bay
739
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:53,320
It's all is it is a friend of the show or no. Yeah, it's a between Tampa and E-Board City
740
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:57,180
Not between it, but it's right there by Tampa
741
00:43:57,180 --> 00:44:00,000
Yeah, okay, so sort of in that area
742
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,400
We're in the show we have friends in the show down there for sure. Oh Fred
743
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:09,160
Yeah, Florida a jury awarded a lady from Florida
744
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:14,920
An amounts of money and I'm gonna let you guys guess this because I think you're gonna be pleasantly surprised
745
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:23,080
Because she ate she consumed ice cream that had a nail and metal fragments in it according to her
746
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:30,420
And this is why I wanted to withhold the number because I want you to hear what happened and maybe like
747
00:44:30,420 --> 00:44:33,600
This is what I need to should have got right
748
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:37,280
And her diet hey, no
749
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:41,120
Rimsop for that one
750
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:48,760
Documents alleged this lady purchased ice cream from Brewster's ice cream in Palm Bay on a hot summer's day in 2018
751
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:54,400
Buckley told or the lady told the people she loved the ice cream shop with her son
752
00:44:54,400 --> 00:45:00,160
And he wanted a bite of her. What do you think her favorite ice cream is not what you think?
753
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:07,040
Butter but oh my god Fred what the fuck is wrong with you?
754
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,760
That's my favorite ice cream
755
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,800
So delicious butter but con ice cream
756
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:20,800
So she said I got to the light to scoop some of the ice cream out and I noticed there was a metal nail
757
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:26,000
In the cone like almost embedded it looked like it was in the cone
758
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,760
She said she had already taken a big bite
759
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,160
And when she swallowed she did feel something in her throat that got kind of stuck
760
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:37,120
I thought it was a pecan
761
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:41,600
Because it was buttered pecan ice cream that I had purchased or pecan you say pecan or pecan
762
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,920
But con
763
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:49,840
Con that's why I say pecan but a pecan and pecan and pecan I don't think about it
764
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,320
And then if I'm thinking about it I said pecan because that's a classier
765
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,640
We're talking about Florida here guys so you gotta do what we gotta do
766
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,200
So she said
767
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,720
Right that doesn't make sense
768
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,720
She said she went straight to the hospital to get an extra ingesting case
769
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:13,600
She said I just wanted to make sure that it was what it was
770
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,440
Which was a pecan or a pecan and it wasn't red
771
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,160
Care to guess what it was
772
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,160
It was a 16 inch peony nail
773
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:25,600
It was a nail that's correct
774
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,600
She said so I had swallowed a nail no a nail nail
775
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:34,160
Her attorney said that doctors later removed one of the nails
776
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,880
In multiple pieces of metal during a surgery
777
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:42,800
So there were not only that during due to the surgery there were complications including
778
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,760
portal vein thrombosis
779
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,080
And significant in bleeding internal bleeding which means she had to have another surgery
780
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,240
Then she developed a blood clot and did it again
781
00:46:54,240 --> 00:47:00,720
After that they had an ablation to where I couldn't have any more children so then this
782
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:04,400
This stop giving her the ability to have children this ice cream
783
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,040
But her pecan still your favorite bread
784
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,040
Yeah
785
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,560
As a matter of fact I might have the right one
786
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,360
She said
787
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:19,440
My goal my dream was to have more kids
788
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,520
So her attorney filed
789
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:28,320
Against Malibar creameries the nation national franchise or
790
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,040
of Brewster's ice cream
791
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:35,360
And basically they accused them of negligence and you know did all the shit
792
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,080
Says it took them eight years to get where they were
793
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:42,160
But on March 24th and this is where you guys come in
794
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:48,960
Her attorney said they awarded her X amount of money for medical bills and pain and suffering
795
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,200
So
796
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:55,040
Let's hear what you guys think she was awarded
797
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,480
32 million dollars
798
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,480
Where was it?
799
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:05,040
Somewhere in Florida in Florida. Okay, I'm a
800
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:09,120
Bombay Florida you said 32 million dollars. Yeah, it says gave a
801
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,920
A paltry 32 million dollar. I don't say 40
802
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:17,600
You're both in the millions and that's good, but she was awarded 14 million dollars
803
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,600
Hey
804
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,440
Well, I think that's still pretty significant
805
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:30,080
Would you and that well that's what brought me the question. Just what maybe think about this friend. Yes
806
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,520
Exactly what I'm gonna
807
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,680
What's the lowest amount you
808
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:40,960
What's the bit would you do a perfect two million dollars?
809
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:47,040
Three three okay, so what have I told you friend
810
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,320
I'll give you three million dollars to eat nails, but
811
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,920
You won't wake up tomorrow
812
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,920
What would that
813
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,400
Yeah, would you still do it? Oh
814
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:04,320
See your life is worth more than three million dollars friend. Of course it is. So cherish every day
815
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:09,360
Before you eat ice cream made out of nails
816
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:16,720
So Alan how I was like I'll do it for free. Oh, this you die because I like ice cream
817
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,720
No, she's
818
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,720
But I want to use yet another parable
819
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:23,920
So
820
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:28,720
Red we're all about teaching lessons. I will not go to tell the story of
821
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:31,520
The tiger in the strawberry right now
822
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:40,080
But if you join our patreon and donate I'll give you the four hour long version of the pair of
823
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:46,080
The story of the tiger and the strawberry is the best story of the
824
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:50,400
The lady what's gonna suck is somebody's gonna do it and then I would make a four hour
825
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:54,560
That's for it. I'll be doing it. I'm gonna leave. He's it. I want my four hour
826
00:49:54,560 --> 00:50:01,440
Yeah, the Dave here is a dollar I believe the dollar. Okay. That's to try and get him to the next Olympics
827
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,600
He's not looking great
828
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,640
So well Fred so I yeah, I feel like
829
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,880
Yeah, I don't know man 14 that's a lot of
830
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,480
What's your name? It was 14 million dollars, and she probably is only getting like
831
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,360
six six or seven right
832
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,840
That'll be my guess
833
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,640
Well, Fred
834
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:30,320
That's how it goes sometimes. Oh, I realize this is gonna be food news. I guess this food news. Oh
835
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:34,000
One of my favorite
836
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,240
Audio clips of all time
837
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:41,200
Has been added to Australia's national film and sound archive
838
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:47,040
Hmm, and that is of course our buddy Jack Carlson. I wish he was a friend of the show, but he's a very dead
839
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,640
Israeli cry of democracy manifest
840
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,160
Add to the little college sound recordings
841
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:58,000
That hold a cultural and aesthetic significance
842
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,800
Of course, and off my
843
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,840
I'm sorry. We all know
844
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:10,160
His declaration of gentlemen. This is democracy manifest. What's the charge eating a meal?
845
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,640
A succulent charge in his room
846
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:17,680
One of my absolute favorite things
847
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,080
Get your hand off. I see you knew
848
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:27,680
The dudes over favorite listen to that if you have
849
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:32,480
It's one of the guy the guy if you don't know who he is
850
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,480
John Carlson was a famous like
851
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:40,000
jumper of bills he would all he would go to multiple restaurants and skip out on the bill
852
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,440
And they finally caught him eating a succulent Chinese meal
853
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,080
And he made quite a scene
854
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:50,960
As he was being arrested and loaded into the squad car, but I'm so glad that he did
855
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,000
He does not get a Chinese meal
856
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
He didn't go meal
857
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
A succulent Chinese meal
858
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:04,000
And of course, yeah, he said one minute, you know, he's touching my penis
859
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,000
Before complimenting the one officer on his head lock technique
860
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:15,920
So I wish we could Alan can we play that you think you can play it right we're gonna play it
861
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,880
I'm gonna play it. Oh, no, yeah
862
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,280
We think if they
863
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,360
Get us to get us out
864
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,720
I don't think they'll get us on that as long as they know music in it
865
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:29,360
All right, slap it on
866
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,840
Here we go
867
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,800
Just a show at me that I could speak
868
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,040
The city and in some other car no, the show anything we don't know race
869
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,080
I know what it is
870
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:47,840
Gentlemen this is the democracy manifest
871
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,040
Have a look at the headlock here
872
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,240
See that chap I was in here got your hand off my penis
873
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:57,680
Not me, no one here in the world, I knew the piece
874
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,560
Why did you do this?
875
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:04,000
But what's reason? What is the charge eating a meal?
876
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,480
A succulent Chinese meal
877
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,360
Oh, let's see nice head locks up
878
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,920
Oh, I see
879
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,640
I see that you know your cue though
880
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:21,600
And you're waiting to receive my limp penis
881
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,840
Oh, there you go
882
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,040
And
883
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:30,640
Oh man we need more
884
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,640
Gentlemen easily that one
885
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,920
And
886
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,960
We need more
887
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:44,080
That was like a whole thing remember back in the day Fred the gentleman thief right yeah
888
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:48,240
Like you stole you rock for you all that but the whole time just mesmerized
889
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:51,040
By like his charisma
890
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:56,800
Yeah, you're like I'd let him rob me and rape me in the butt again because he's just such a gentleman
891
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,600
That's my penis
892
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,880
Oh, yes, are you waiting to receive my lap penis?
893
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,360
Well, he made sure that it was limp
894
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:13,600
He's not into this I'm into succulent Chinese meals
895
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:21,040
Which makes me wonder I really want to know like what did he eat because I'd love to recreate that meal
896
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,840
I need to know with the succulents
897
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,840
The odds chicken
898
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,040
I don't think that's what they have in Australia
899
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,040
We need to have orange chicken I feel like Australian Chinese
900
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:37,520
Oh, it's gotta be the same thing man
901
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:42,000
Chinese food is China no, there's not even the same here as it is in China no
902
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,280
Well, that's cuz it's just food over there
903
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:50,240
So Chinese food
904
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,240
China's food
905
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:58,320
Oh, you know you're not too far off red so the favorites are honey chicken
906
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,080
Demi's which is dim sum
907
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,800
Demi
908
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,800
Demi's with my mic oh come on
909
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:11,200
They're like Cantonese influence like char shoe which who doesn't like barbecue pork
910
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:16,720
And that's pretty much the biggest ones so the Mongolian lamb which I've never heard of that
911
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:20,480
lamb
912
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,800
They like peaking duck as well and hot pot sweetens our pork
913
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:31,120
They had in the Christmas story right when the duck was they had the
914
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,840
Duck head and they chopped the head off
915
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:37,280
Stop man, I'm gonna see you know, yeah, I haven't seen that in a while but
916
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:41,200
Yeah, that's the one where they like they baste it
917
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,920
Like hanging up and they baste it for days
918
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:48,400
And like the sugar and wine sauce so it gets like this kind of gets all super crispy and
919
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,040
Then they roast it. It's pretty damn good
920
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:54,080
If we go if we are able to
921
00:55:54,240 --> 00:56:01,440
Okay, Fred when we advertise in for this we should go and have a succulent Chinese meal afterwards
922
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:07,680
And then on the way out I'll say children get your hand off my penis
923
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:15,680
Yeah, as we as we're walking out somebody's walking in are you ready to receive my lip peed?
924
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,480
Yes, are you in the receipt my lip peed?
925
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,880
That's not in farewell
926
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,800
Say, ah you know your judo well, no, I love that guy
927
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,160
Damn it
928
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:32,160
Yeah, that's a great man. I can't he I would love to get him on the show. It's too bad he is dead
929
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,760
Is it?
930
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,160
Pretty sure he's dead
931
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:40,320
I thought I thought I mean I was 1977 and he was in like
932
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:46,240
I know what was that 35 years ago and he was in his 40s at least
933
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:49,600
My 70 1977 was not 35
934
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,600
He's really good
935
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:56,320
I was born in 76
936
00:56:56,320 --> 00:57:01,600
Yes demand died
937
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:05,280
Oh, I'm gonna got him on the show. He died last year
938
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,760
Yeah, I do
939
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,880
82
940
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:16,000
I would love to remember his thing some because he has spoke about it. Yep. He died
941
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,400
Being a Chinese food
942
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:23,360
Unfortunately, he died from cancer
943
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:31,360
But he walked he walked a full and colorful path
944
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:35,680
So family he always lived by his motto to keep on laughing
945
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,280
He got me that up. I wish I'd
946
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,720
Hey, no, that is my motto was like
947
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:51,440
You know your judo well
948
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:57,200
Well Fred I had sad but
949
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:02,800
And one more news I think you said you had a news as well. So here's our biggest news friend
950
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:09,280
You don't that's fine. Yeah, we don't need news. We're not here for the news. We're here for the weather maybe
951
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,520
It's looking like it's right as rain whatever the fuck that means
952
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:18,880
So Fred our old friends. Okay, we've talked about this. We have we have done this before
953
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:23,600
We've ranked our favorite Halloween candies. We've ranked our favorite candies in general
954
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:28,880
Right. I believe the consensus was the Reese's our Reese cups is probably
955
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:32,400
The best of them like it's the best thing
956
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:37,200
Or one of the best things I think between the three of us. I know Alan's is Alan's favorite
957
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:42,720
Yeah, I think it was my favorite. I think it was in the top two or three for you if I recall it was a while ago
958
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,960
But Fred I don't know if you've noticed
959
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,920
but recently
960
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,400
some
961
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:56,400
Reesy cubs have been made with a different chocolate formula
962
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,560
Yes, that's right
963
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,600
so
964
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,000
Last year and last couple years they switched
965
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,400
From less of a cocoa based formula
966
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:16,080
To other cheaper ingredients thinking oh no one will notice. Yeah, right
967
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:22,480
Right, so now a small portion of their of Hershey's and Reesy's products like there are many Easter eggs
968
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,520
And some of their Easter related stuff is made with a coating that contains less chocolate
969
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:32,720
Now people are walking pissed
970
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,960
Yeah, man, you're gonna
971
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:39,600
Oh fuck with the chocolate man. I mean come home. I know I agree
972
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:45,360
So they didn't say they were gonna make some changes next year based on like some other changes
973
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,920
Like transitioning to natural colors
974
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:53,920
And enhancing Kit Katz recipe to make it creamier like does great good idea. Yeah, but
975
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:58,160
The Kit Katz supposed to be creaminess supposed to be crispy
976
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:04,080
They're supposed to be crispy right. Yeah, that's what you get with a Kit Kat bar premium Chris. That's what you get
977
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,040
with Kit Kat bar or not
978
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:11,200
So according to this guy and I don't know if you break
979
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,920
You break Kit Katz
980
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,440
Coriander
981
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:20,160
That's a perfect no, it's perfect for you
982
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:25,360
Oh the company spokesman said Hershey's just committed to making products consumer
983
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:30,960
That means continually reviewing our recipes and meeting them all be tasty
984
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,680
Is vain
985
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,520
That's
986
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,520
Brad Reesy that said that
987
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:41,360
He's the grandson of the inventor of the Reesy Reese's peanut butter cup
988
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:45,760
And he ignited this whole controversy in a public letter
989
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:52,080
He sent to Hershey's corporate brand manager on one day Fred the chocolate. He's day of the year valentine's day
990
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,840
Yeah
991
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,840
So he said and he was man
992
01:00:55,840 --> 01:01:03,200
He said how does the Hershey co continue to position Reesy's at its flagship brand a symbol of thrust quality and leadership
993
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,640
While quietly replacing the very ingredients
994
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,400
Mick chocolate and peanut butter
995
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:11,520
The Reesy's built a trust in the first place
996
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:15,040
He posted that on his own linked in
997
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:20,640
Hershey's acknowledged some of the changes and said it was trying to meet consumer demand for innovation
998
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,880
Now I've never once in my life
999
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,880
Said hey
1000
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:29,440
This is great. It's been great for a hundred fucking years. Please innovate it and make it worse
1001
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:32,320
Make it make it worth
1002
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:38,480
And cheaper for you so you can make more money, right? But call chargers for money. Yeah
1003
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:43,120
Now of course Fred the true reason for this is the high cocoa prices
1004
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:48,640
I've led Hershey and other manufacturers to experience with using less chocolate in recent years
1005
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,200
However
1006
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,200
Don't do that you fucking
1007
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:55,840
Oh my god, don't ruin this
1008
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:59,120
We have so few things left in the world
1009
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,440
Yeah, they fuck it up
1010
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,640
They're gonna fuck it up
1011
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,640
They're fuck it up
1012
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,160
It's ridiculous man
1013
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,320
It's Nestle still made
1014
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:11,440
Yeah, of course Nestle steals all the water from California to make it
1015
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,640
Yeah, and they're cutting corners on it too
1016
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,120
Yeah
1017
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:17,760
I don't know
1018
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:22,800
Reemplation is real boys. I'm just I don't remember I don't see remember seeing a Nestle bar
1019
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,160
I haven't seen a Nestle's quick
1020
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,120
Nestle's quick was still my favorite thing from Nestle
1021
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:30,480
Yeah, it's a Nestle's crunch you still see crunch bars. That's a nice
1022
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:37,040
You see the regular brown bars in this I know they make they make the dove chocolate
1023
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,800
So they make all my joys because I like those and you know, that's my own
1024
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:47,040
That's my own now they're different mouse. I'm a joys have nuts and mouths don't
1025
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,760
Yeah, but they're both made by mounds
1026
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,640
That doesn't make any sense
1027
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,480
Yeah, they're made by Hershey's they're made by
1028
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,520
Mounds like all the joy
1029
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:00,480
Like all the joy
1030
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,720
I really all the joy
1031
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:09,520
Well, there you go. So Fred, you know, Mr. Good bar is my favorite
1032
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,720
Really Mr. Good bar, huh?
1033
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:14,240
I love Mr. Good bar
1034
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:16,400
And my second would probably be a uh
1035
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:22,320
Payday. Oh, okay. All right. That's interesting. I like you know, we like the nuts. All right. There's one thing
1036
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,320
I always know about Fred like penis
1037
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:28,640
He likes the nuts hard and
1038
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:32,640
The way nuts are
1039
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:38,320
Center, but if you can't have it that way
1040
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:43,840
That's what we love about Fred there you go, buddy
1041
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:48,000
And of course ladies and gentlemen, you can take us anyway you can
1042
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:57,040
Which is to say George our patreon and make me record a four hour story for what should have been three minutes
1043
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:01,920
I don't know if I can do that. I'll just let you know four hours of long time
1044
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,360
At least I'll do my best though
1045
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:11,600
And if you send them money he'll do a four hour story and if you send them more money, right
1046
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:13,840
He'll not give it to you. He won't
1047
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,920
Do the story
1048
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,800
I'm gonna threaten you
1049
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,680
Our next show
1050
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:27,920
Will be four hours of me telling a story. Yeah, don't give us patreon about you. I'm getting we love you
1051
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:32,960
We don't want any money all we want you undying love and support for the rest of your lives
1052
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,440
Your whole money and also
1053
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:41,920
At least most of your money or at least if not if not give them your money to us. Why not
1054
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,200
Give it to our friends
1055
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,560
Disney juniors production of Alice in Wonderland
1056
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:55,520
Well if you can't give us your money at least let people know about us at least yeah at least be like hey
1057
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:57,600
Have you heard of these guys? They're terrible
1058
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:01,280
Go and do that that would be better maybe for us
1059
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:05,840
Like oh these guys that they won't allow to come in here
1060
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,440
No we can't do it
1061
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:10,640
We're doing it. We're gonna do it. It's gonna be great. We're gonna advertise on everything
1062
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:14,800
You've ever dreamed of we're going in t-shirts. That's right. We're gonna get you
1063
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:19,360
We're gonna make our own t-shirt to say we are an advertiser
1064
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,640
Let's send the back
1065
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:26,080
But we're gonna send them please right so the spansy parking boys
1066
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:31,840
All right guys, well, we're gonna get out of here go masters go sports
1067
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:37,120
If you want to if I get kicked out of let you know and we will see you
1068
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,920
next week
1069
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,080
next week you later
1070
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:49,120
We are laughing
1071
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:51,360
And we are very good friends
1072
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,920
Good vibes sharing a special moment
1073
01:05:53,920 --> 01:06:09,920
[Music]
1074
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,440
That's it man game over man it's game over
1075
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:17,920
Just hang loose blood she's gonna catch up on the red baron of the mess
1076
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:25,920
[Music]
1077
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,920
Come home
1078
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:37,920
[Music]
1079
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,920
No worry nobody's listening anyway
1080
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:41,920
As you know I'm a man of special needs
1081
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,920
Surely you can't be serious
1082
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,920
I am serious and don't call me surely
1083
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,320
make sure.