Join us as we dive into a whirlwind of hilarious stories and unexpected events. From debunking fake news to recounting a wild family vacation in the Smoky Mountains, this episode is packed with laughs and surprises. Ever wondered what it’s like to dine at Guy Fieri’s Downtown Flavortown or attend the Hatfield & McCoys Dinner Show? We’ve got all the juicy details! But that’s not all. We’re also tackling some of the most bizarre news stories out there. Think anti-woke water, a nurse using a patient’s vagina as a ventriloquist dummy, and North Korea’s poop-filled balloons. These stories are as outrageous as they sound, and we’re breaking them down with our signature humor. And if you’ve ever had a frustrating experience with McDonald’s AI-powered ordering system, you’ll definitely want to hear about the comical mishaps that have been making headlines.
Join us as we dive into a whirlwind of hilarious stories and unexpected events. From debunking fake news to recounting a wild family vacation in the Smoky Mountains, this episode is packed with laughs and surprises. Ever wondered what it’s like to dine at Guy Fieri’s Downtown Flavortown or attend the Hatfield & McCoys Dinner Show? We’ve got all the juicy details!
But that’s not all. We’re also tackling some of the most bizarre news stories out there. Think anti-woke water, a nurse using a patient’s vagina as a ventriloquist dummy, and North Korea’s poop-filled balloons. These stories are as outrageous as they sound, and we’re breaking them down with our signature humor.
And if you’ve ever had a frustrating experience with McDonald’s AI-powered ordering system, you’ll definitely want to hear about the comical mishaps that have been making headlines.
So what are you waiting for? Tune in now for a rollercoaster of laughs and unexpected twists.
00:00:00 - Welcome to Black Lincoln Collective podcast
00:00:52 - Welcome to the 147th edition of the Black Lincoln collective podcast
00:02:45 - Fred: Been informed recently that we've been spreading some fake news
00:06:40 - We just unfaked our own fake news
00:07:05 - Fred took a family trip up to Gatlinburg, Tennessee this weekend
00:11:09 - This one had six set changes compared to previous one
00:19:15 - Fred says his wife doesn't like comedy so he has to volunteer for everything
00:22:48 - We went to flavor town. Downtown Flavortown. What is it, though?
00:26:24 - I'm waiting for just for men to start sponsoring our podcast so I can dye my beard black
00:28:48 - Football player is a football player. They don't test for extends. So they just did it back
00:30:18 - The Black Lincoln collective podcast returns after a word from our sponsors
00:31:48 - Fred: Weekly weekday update. Normally, we try not to do weekly updates
00:32:25 - Freedom two o water is being pushed on certain conservative folks as anti woke
00:37:11 - You just have to freeze it yourself when you get it. That's what people used to do with the ice
00:40:00 - Atlanta doctor accused of making music videos while doing surgeries
00:42:47 - Fred Snip: When my son was born, he had circumcision
00:46:46 - Doctor allegedly made woman's labia into puppet in front of three colleagues
00:49:58 - Fred: I saw a commercial that was positive towards people with down syndrome
00:53:43 - Fred: How do you know you're not pregnant? Well, I know
00:57:34 - Woman at golden Corral announces she's pregnant with a baby
01:00:18 - Tamar Kylon Woodfork was born at Golden Corral
01:01:41 - Well, we've gotten past the 50 minutes mark of the show, so that means
01:04:11 - /McDonald's is removing its AI powered ordering technology after customer mishaps
01:07:40 - North Korea has been sending balloons with bags of poop tied to them
01:12:14 - All right, you got anything else this week? I'm good. Thanks for listening. Hopefully, Fred makes it back from Pennsylvania
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>> Freddy: Alive. It's alive.
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>> Parker: It's alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping
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man lift stars. And in the morning, I'm making fun.
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>> Parker: With your host, Archer,
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featuring the sultry sounds, of Fred and also Ellen on
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the board.
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>> Parker: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now, let's start the game show.
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Welcome. Welcome, one and all, to the
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147th edition of the Black Lincoln
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collective podcast. We're so glad you
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joined us.
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>> Parker: And we. Apparently, Alan has. That was the first time he's ever fucked
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up. Yeah, we're so glad
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you joined us.
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>> Freddy: When I get in my car.
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>> Parker: That's why we play that at the beginning of every episode, Fred.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Because I know you're listening to the most people.
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>> Parker: Is the podcast the car? We want him to be safe.
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So we're so glad you joined us. We can't thank you enough for your
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support on x, Facebook, instagram, tick
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podcast.com. listen to us every single day on your
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favorite podcast platforms. Don't forget to like it. Review the
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show, I guess. And now.
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And it's. It's a sad day for Fred.
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But in honor of the Todd. Rip the Todd, let me
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introduce, Fred to the show.
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>> Freddy: The Todd. Yeah.
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Rip Todd.
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Todd is buried my dog,
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>> Parker: Oh, that's right, Todd. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Bye, Todd.
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>> Freddy: it was good having you around. And
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here's my todd. Todd, number
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>> Parker: Congratulations.
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>> Parker: That's right.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Get that peanut butter, boy.
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>> Parker: Get it.
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Hungry dog will eat anything.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Bow
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Well, welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. Don't know why we're
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here. It's okay.
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But, Fred, I do have to start off this episode, and it
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would be. I would be remiss if I
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didn't apologize, because
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I've been informed recently, and Valen will play the sad
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music. Been informed recently
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that we've been spreading some fake news.
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>> Parker: Yes.
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>> Freddy: It's the way to work.
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>> Parker: It hurts my heart. Because we're not a fake news organization,
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Fred. We're a dumb news
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organization. It's
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okay if it's stupid. It's okay if it's
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stupid. But I don't want to be real.
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on two weeks ago of, m the people getting addicted
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to the porn from Elon the pornographic
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>> Freddy: They wouldn't.
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>> Parker: They're not addicted to you?
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moves were fake.
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>> Parker: For the show.
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>> Parker: They were designed that way.
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>> Parker: Good job, Doctor Frenchie.
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area, so. Well, so I
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apologize to everyone for our fake news. We'll probably
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have more because the world is a.
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I'm not going to digging. I'm digging them boobies.
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who knows what could happen? Who knows?
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>> Parker: Mentally, I will dig in them. For real.
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I will just dig in and decide if it's factual or
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in fact. But do
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everything I can. That's
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what I learned this week, Brad. Yes,
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that's. You gotta trust your sources and you
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gotta research your sources.
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>> Freddy: gotta bring out your inner Woodward Bernstein.
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throat?
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why. I know.
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Alan.
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crap?
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It's not what I'm looking for.
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the pygmy people know about that. They can search for that if they
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I don't remember the people's names. I probably. I think it was the
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Marambo or something like that. Anyway, well,
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>> Freddy: There you go.
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>> Parker: So alleged. Oh, that's all we need to do is just say
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allegedly and then
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we're covered if either way, fake or true. So
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we'll work on that.
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vacation this past weekend.
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Trip to the world. Higher than
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the world. That is where we live. yeah, it's a
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mountain.
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>> Parker: Smokey.
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>> Parker: Smokey don't bring anything to the mountains.
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Tennessee. Right? Tennessee. Tennessee.
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this on the trip, but have you ever been? There's like a park in
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Gatlinburg that's like up on the mountain. We went to it last time. and you have the
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national park, I think so you just like a cave
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system and you have to drive like 100 miles. And then
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it's like, here's the view. And it looks like you're going to, like you're standing on
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top of the world. You're going to die. Really, scared the hell out of me. Because
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there's like a little fit. So like, you're way up and there's nothing like you're
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is the only thing stopping you from plummeting thousands
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road was called, but it was through the national park. And they
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Gatlinburg and then you see like the big mountain range
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right over to the left and.
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and lush, you know, but like,
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like, it was, like I said, it was all green and stuff. So, like, even if
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you did fall down there, like, all you gotta do is grab one of
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branches.
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about it. You can't build up too much momentum.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Just have a branch on your way
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down.
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>> Freddy: No big deal.
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>> Parker: Just a ranch. No big deal.
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>> Parker: Yeah, no problem.
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I had my step.
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My father in law was there, and, his
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wife, my mother in law, and my brother in law.
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It was all my wife's side of the family.
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>> Freddy: So, you know, my Debbie and her
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son, like, it was pretty fun, man. We had
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food.
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>> Parker: Food.
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>> Freddy: show. Not food show. dinner
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show.
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>> Parker: I'm on the way.
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How do they know? Why haven't they brought that down here
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yet? I just imagined, like, a
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talent show for food. There's a hot dog. You're
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like, hot dog.
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>> Freddy: Hot dogs. Tap dancing.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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That is one very talented teriyaki chicken.
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>> Freddy: We went to the dinner show, the, hat filled
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with McCoys, and I talked about it.
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We're getting of this
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podcast I think.
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>> Parker: You did, because I think Dave was still here and he didn't understand.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Freddy: yes.
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>> Parker: Go back to episode, like, three.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Look it up from.
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>> Freddy: And I think that was a couple years ago, so.
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>> Parker: Yeah, like years ago, give or take. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: And the money that they put into
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the show since then.
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>> Parker: Sure. Well, they heard you talking. You probably gave them that boost.
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Yeah. They needed. And they're like, well, now we're making money. Let's
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do. Let's invest.
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>> Freddy: Do it, man. Like, when I was there, it was
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like two scenes. They had, like, a barn scene.
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>> Parker: Mm
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>> Freddy: And then, like, the.
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So the curtain rose. The curtain. The curtain comes
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down. It's the outside of the bar.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Freddy: Kurt goes up. It's the inside of the barn.
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>> Parker: Sure. And then, like, thing happens in a
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barn.
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>> Freddy: They did, pretty much. And then, like others,
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there's another set where it was
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like two shacks side by side. And
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that was the hat feels house.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I'm saying. So. And then they feud and,
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you know, fighting.
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This one, they had. They did like, six set
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changes.
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>> Parker: They have a sexy set.
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Sexy.
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>> Freddy: Has a bar.
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>> Parker: Tennessee.
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>> Freddy: They had the barn scene. They had a, Like, a car
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scene.
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>> Parker: Oh, like,
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Like high speed chase.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Like, it was like
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model t's, right. So, yeah, it was like
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they're sitting in the car. Yeah. The screen behind
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them is moving.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: So, like, he
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didn't have this last time. And then there was
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a, There was like, a
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swimming hole scene.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Freddy: Like, there was a pool
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on the stage.
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>> Parker: Nice.
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>> Freddy: Like. And it was crazy. The floor rose
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up. So then it wasn't a pool, but then
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the floor load lowered down and it was the.
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Yeah, they had people diving in it that dogs come out there
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and jump.
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>> Parker: And did they move from where they were before or
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does he think.
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>> Freddy: No. Yeah, still. Same place, right next to the Titanic.
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>> Parker: I didn't know if that was like, they took the Titanic. They're like.
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>> Freddy: We are feuding with.
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>> Parker: Exactly.
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>> Freddy: Got this here dynamite.
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Yeah. But then, like, that's cool, though.
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>> Parker: That sounds like a better show than previously.
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>> Freddy: They had a
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kind of like a, maybe like a ten minute intermission. I guess they had to
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do some likes when they did the set change, you know,
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in the back. You know, they had to stall for
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time. So they asked for
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volunteers out of the audience.
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Well, they had vip's. They said, we got our
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vip's.
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>> Parker: I say volunteers.
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>> Freddy: It was six.
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yeah, volunteer. I got it.
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>> Parker: Cut that out.
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>> Freddy: That was pretty good.
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>> Parker: But.
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>> Freddy: So they had six vip's that
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they invited on stage, and then they needed two more
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volunteers. Well, nobody's raising their
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hand. You know what I mean, Fred?
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My hand up there.
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>> Parker: Of course you did.
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>> Freddy: Of course I did. And my son's like,
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daddy, why are you going up there? I was like, son, you know
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anytime your daddy gets a chance to get on
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stage, right, I'm, going right.
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>> Parker: Like, I was just waiting on the excuse.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Like, I was gonna run up there earlier when they were swimming.
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>> Freddy: I was gonna jump in that pool.
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>> Parker: I'm the mcCoy.
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>> Freddy: Well, which was funny because they did have, like,
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they had a little color on stage.
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You know what I'm saying? Like, I was like, what is going on up
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there? They had like. Yeah,
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they were tap dancing and shit.
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>> Parker: Oh, see? Was it like that, though?
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White shit around their lips.
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>> Freddy: So I get on stage and white.
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>> Parker: Shit around.
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>> Freddy: Like, double, double, double your beer.
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I love chicken.
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>> Freddy: So, okay, so they all had a
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standing in a row, like, it was, right? Girl,
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guy, guy, girl. And
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I'm the first guy next to the girl.
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And what they did, they took, like, a
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slotted spoon. Like the big
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slotted kitchen spoon. It had a string tied to
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it. And they like, here's what you gonna do.
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All right, first woman, you're gonna take that spoon, you're
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gonna stick it down your shirt, and you're gonna pull that rope all the way
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through, and you're gonna hand it to the next guy. Now, you,
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guy, you're gonna take it. You're gonna put it down your pants, and you
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go. You'll pull it all the way down, and you gonna take it. You
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go give it to the next guy. He's gonna put it down his pants, and
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then it's gonna go up, the girl shirt, and then that's how
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you win the race.
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>> Parker: So those are race.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had four on this side and.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Freddy: For all the Hatfields and for. On the mcCoy,
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I was a mcCoy. Because
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they split you up in section, right? Yeah.
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>> Parker: You look like they segregate you if you.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. So, like, we
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do it.
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We done, like, record time, you know,
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then we. I look over
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and they're still on. the first guy, the second. Well, the
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first guy, he's got on.
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>> Parker: Jeans that'll, do it.
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>> Freddy: He's got on jeans. So he's trying to, like, push it
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down. I'm, sitting there almost days, like.
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Yeah, I mean, everybody's laughing. I like, I got laughs. I
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took the rope because it's, like, sticking out of my pants.
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>> Parker: Too much.
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>> Freddy: It takes them, like, two minutes to do it. Yeah. I mean, to get
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it. To get it back through. So they finish
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and we won. Yay. So now
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they're gonna race again to get it
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back through.
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>> Parker: Okay.
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>> Freddy: So a mark, set, go, and.
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And boom, we did it. We get it through. But
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when it comes back up out of the girl shirt,
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like, the woman that was holding
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our string, like, rolling the string back up, like,
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she had, I guess she had, like, a bra bolt up in her
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hands. So when it came back out, she was like,
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oh, and this was the, shittiest bra I've ever
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seen. And it was all, ah.
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Dingy, dirty. Oh, yeah.
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>> Parker: Like, it had been used three times a day for the last ten
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years.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it's the same, bro.
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It's like an original Hatfield.
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>> Parker: It is the exact. It's my Hatfields bra. I
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like it.
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>> Parker: Freddy's like, man, it was the most dingiest
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bride.
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>> Parker: I took a close look at it a lot.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. it was terrible, man.
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Like, that's funny. But, yeah,
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we did. Everybody got kick out of it, but, yeah, everybody. But I
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knew, like, from the first time going that, like, because
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this time we had the kids and other adults,
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and I enjoyed it, and I knew that they would
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enjoy it, too.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Freddy: You know, we could have did the pirate. They had a pirate
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one, but it was
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fun. Y'all did the pirate one in Myrtle
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beach?
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>> Parker: Yeah, it was like, okay, whatever my wife
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said or something, food was good for
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us. I don't know. It was
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chicken.
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>> Freddy: Rotisserie ticket. Chicken. Yeah,
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I was just fried chicken.
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>> Parker: Well, you guys went, of course. Yeah, pirates did
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my chicken, though. You can't have like a fried
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fryer.
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Imagine the oil burns, Fred.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. And then they had
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the comedy barn, which is
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like family comedy show, which
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I thought would have been pretty interesting.
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But you know, my wife doesn't like comedy, so.
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>> Parker: Right, that's why she married you.
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>> Freddy: Funny. That's right.
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>> Parker: Exactly. That was the joke or the not
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joke.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, the not joke. Yeah, yeah.
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>> Parker: I feel that though, because that's my thing. My wife's like, oh, you used to be funny. I'm
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like, oh God, I used to be
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funny still.
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>> Freddy: I used to be funny.
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>> Parker: Funny.
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>> Freddy: You're now I married you.
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You sucked all the humor out of me.
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>> Parker: Fred said that?
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>> Parker: Fred said that. Yes.
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>> Freddy: Now I'm just wall of, misery.
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>> Parker: It's like now I have to take every chance I can to be funny.
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So I have to, I have to volunteer for everything.
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>> Freddy: Everything.
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>> Parker: Like who wants the rectal exam? Friends. Like I do.
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>> Freddy: I'm gonna make a silly face. Is it gonna be funny?
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It's a funny rectangle.
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>> Parker: I'll make a silly face. When the guy sticks his finger on, butt. I'll be like,
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walk.
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>> Freddy: A walk.
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>> Parker: Like, they're gonna love it.
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Welcome to our lives. That's how it goes now. well, I'm glad you guys had a
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good time and you guys do anything. Did you go on the big sky
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wheel like the world?
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>> Freddy: No, like I only had a couple days. yeah, cuz
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I had to go back, they're still up there.
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>> Parker: That's right. They spent week.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, they spent a week up there. You
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know, I'm out of here.
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I had to go back to work. I had to go back to work. But I'm leaving
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tomorrow and I'm going back up there and for
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another day and then we'll go to,
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Pennsylvania.
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>> Parker: Make sure when you go back up there, Fred, you, you go down
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to jack like the main strip in Gatlinburg.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
468
00:20:38,922 --> 00:20:41,378
>> Parker: Like all the tinky little shops are,
469
00:20:41,514 --> 00:20:44,282
right? Yourself. Some, some throwing stars, some ninja
470
00:20:44,306 --> 00:20:47,258
throwing stars. Yeah, yeah, you can get them.
471
00:20:47,274 --> 00:20:48,346
You can get anything in there, man.
472
00:20:48,696 --> 00:20:51,618
>> Freddy: the last time we went, I bought one of, it was a
473
00:20:51,642 --> 00:20:54,362
vaporizer. Like a snoop
474
00:20:54,394 --> 00:20:56,138
Dogg vaporizer.
475
00:20:56,202 --> 00:20:56,926
>> Parker: Okay.
476
00:20:58,146 --> 00:21:00,686
>> Freddy: Yeah, it was like, it looks like a pain.
477
00:21:00,986 --> 00:21:03,606
Yes. Oh my God.
478
00:21:05,906 --> 00:21:06,926
>> Parker: Why does this
479
00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:11,066
snoop d agg?
480
00:21:11,106 --> 00:21:13,876
>> Freddy: Oh, like cheap piece of shit. I
481
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:16,916
was like, never buy anything with,
482
00:21:16,956 --> 00:21:19,012
I've never bought anything else with Snoop Dogg.
483
00:21:19,084 --> 00:21:19,572
>> Parker: You can't buy.
484
00:21:19,604 --> 00:21:21,764
>> Freddy: Not even, not even his music.
485
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:24,412
>> Parker: Oh, he ain't come out with nothing new
486
00:21:24,444 --> 00:21:26,148
in 20 years.
487
00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:28,772
>> Freddy: It would be crap anyway in weeks.
488
00:21:28,884 --> 00:21:30,296
>> Parker: Diggity, diggity,
489
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diggity.
490
00:21:35,516 --> 00:21:38,436
>> Parker: I'm glad. I'm glad that you made it. You're back,
491
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and you're back again. the only problem with Gatlinburg is, and this
492
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:44,366
is not just Gatlinburg, but it's anywhere. Because again, like, they have those little shops,
493
00:21:44,406 --> 00:21:47,158
right? So you have to go in there and you have to, like, kind of look
494
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:50,150
around and they give you like, oh, you go to the fudge shop or whatever. They're
495
00:21:50,158 --> 00:21:52,142
like, you want a free sample of the fudge.
496
00:21:52,294 --> 00:21:52,606
>> Freddy: Yeah.
497
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:55,222
>> Parker: You go to, like, the hot sauce shop and I know you want some free hot
498
00:21:55,254 --> 00:21:58,222
sauce, right? Yeah, yeah.
499
00:21:58,254 --> 00:22:00,782
And I gated then. Yeah. In the moonshine place.
500
00:22:00,814 --> 00:22:03,226
Yeah. To buy those things.
501
00:22:03,566 --> 00:22:03,732
>> Freddy: Yeah.
502
00:22:03,732 --> 00:22:06,668
>> Parker: it's like, why did I come in here if I didn't want fudge or
503
00:22:06,724 --> 00:22:08,160
moonshine? In Fred's case,
504
00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,748
like, they're like, we know that's what you're here for.
505
00:22:11,844 --> 00:22:14,676
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want the free. Taste it. I'm
506
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,280
just going around every place doing free shit.
507
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:21,042
We did go to, first night there, you know, we were kind of
508
00:22:21,066 --> 00:22:23,186
hungry, so we went out to eat
509
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Margaritaville. No,
510
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m we went to
511
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flavor town. Oh,
512
00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:33,310
yeah, with a guy.
513
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:34,800
>> Parker: Yeah.
514
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,084
>> Freddy: What is it, though?
515
00:22:39,132 --> 00:22:41,516
>> Parker: It's like flavor town grill or something like that, right?
516
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>> Freddy: Flavortown USA.
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00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:44,964
>> Parker: Favorite time. Bishop.
518
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:47,272
>> Freddy: Downtown. Downtown Flavortown.
519
00:22:47,772 --> 00:22:49,308
>> Parker: Okay. Yeah, downtown flavor down.
520
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:51,312
>> Freddy: Yep, that's downtown Flavor town.
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>> Parker: It makes perfect sense.
522
00:22:53,716 --> 00:22:56,108
>> Freddy: Oh, good, man. Was it
523
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,968
Jesus? Yeah, man. Like, we
524
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,924
had, first came out, like we got an app. We got
525
00:23:01,956 --> 00:23:04,008
the cheeseburger, nachos.
526
00:23:04,828 --> 00:23:07,564
And I don't know, I might have just been hungry,
527
00:23:07,676 --> 00:23:10,492
but they brought it out in like
528
00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,828
a, It's, like a ten pitcher.
529
00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:13,828
>> Parker: Okay.
530
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:16,868
>> Freddy: Upside down. So, like, it was hollow, you know? I mean,
531
00:23:16,818 --> 00:23:19,466
openings on both in. So I had it on a plate,
532
00:23:19,634 --> 00:23:22,624
and then they took the feeling, then it took
533
00:23:22,648 --> 00:23:25,640
it out to reveal it, and it just stood
534
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,576
there like for a second, like a fat little
535
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:29,292
chub.
536
00:23:33,272 --> 00:23:34,452
And then it just
537
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:39,664
trying to get my picture outside. Take
538
00:23:39,688 --> 00:23:41,092
a picture of it. It was like.
539
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,542
>> Parker: Alan, that's their famous trash can nacho
540
00:23:49,582 --> 00:23:50,270
rama.
541
00:23:50,446 --> 00:23:50,588
>> Parker: Yeah.
542
00:23:50,588 --> 00:23:51,956
>> Freddy: okay. That's what it's called.
543
00:23:52,044 --> 00:23:54,938
>> Parker: Yep. Cheeseburger nachos are, cheeseburger, trash
544
00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:57,970
can nachos season ground beef, SMC, which
545
00:23:57,986 --> 00:24:00,106
is super melted cheese, cheddar cheese,
546
00:24:00,274 --> 00:24:02,858
ltop, pickled red onion and donkey
547
00:24:02,890 --> 00:24:03,354
sauce.
548
00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:06,418
>> Freddy: That shit is. Yeah. Donkey sauce, which is just like,
549
00:24:06,490 --> 00:24:07,050
mayonnaise.
550
00:24:07,106 --> 00:24:08,650
>> Parker: And thousand ketchup mixed together.
551
00:24:08,706 --> 00:24:10,234
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah, something like that.
552
00:24:10,338 --> 00:24:11,722
>> Parker: Yeah. Burger sauce.
553
00:24:11,842 --> 00:24:14,634
>> Freddy: It would have been lot better if
554
00:24:14,658 --> 00:24:17,578
they didn't do it that way. Like, if they did just made
555
00:24:17,610 --> 00:24:18,650
it like a nacho.
556
00:24:18,746 --> 00:24:19,242
>> Parker: Right.
557
00:24:19,362 --> 00:24:22,242
>> Freddy: Yeah. I'm saying. Because it was really messy,
558
00:24:22,362 --> 00:24:25,282
you know, I'm saying. And that. I guess that's the thing about
559
00:24:25,322 --> 00:24:27,018
his. It's all messy.
560
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:29,986
>> Parker: Yeah. I think his thing is all about
561
00:24:30,034 --> 00:24:30,834
being messy.
562
00:24:30,938 --> 00:24:31,622
>> Freddy: Yeah.
563
00:24:33,922 --> 00:24:36,882
Oh, messy. And then for my Andre, I had
564
00:24:36,922 --> 00:24:39,692
the, I think it was
565
00:24:39,732 --> 00:24:41,872
the pull pork sandwich.
566
00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:42,888
Ah.
567
00:24:42,888 --> 00:24:44,438
>> Parker: the Motley Q pulled pork.
568
00:24:44,470 --> 00:24:45,222
>> Freddy: Motley cube.
569
00:24:45,302 --> 00:24:45,962
>> Parker: Yeah.
570
00:24:47,262 --> 00:24:49,366
>> Freddy: Jesus. And I mean, that thing,
571
00:24:49,534 --> 00:24:52,286
like, you had to eat it with a fork. You couldn't.
572
00:24:52,374 --> 00:24:55,198
Yeah, yeah, you couldn't. There's no picking that thing up.
573
00:24:55,270 --> 00:24:57,470
Yeah. I mean, but it was so good.
574
00:24:57,526 --> 00:24:59,886
>> Parker: Oh, it's on a. Yeah,
575
00:25:00,014 --> 00:25:02,950
yeah. Thank you, Alan. That's exactly how he
576
00:25:02,966 --> 00:25:05,212
felt afterwards. Yeah.
577
00:25:06,032 --> 00:25:08,492
>> Freddy: It was so delicious.
578
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,558
>> Parker: tiki bar in there, too. That makes sense.
579
00:25:10,638 --> 00:25:12,350
>> Parker: So. Yeah, then it's.
580
00:25:12,414 --> 00:25:15,062
>> Freddy: Then it's got, like, a Dave and Buster's theme, too. It's got, like,
581
00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:18,030
arcade in it. And if I'd have known that, I wouldn't went
582
00:25:18,054 --> 00:25:20,614
in there, because then the kids are
583
00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:21,218
like,
584
00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:25,258
spend money on me.
585
00:25:25,678 --> 00:25:26,938
>> Parker: Yeah, I think.
586
00:25:28,118 --> 00:25:30,998
>> Freddy: Yeah, it's pretty good, but it's pretty much the same
587
00:25:31,038 --> 00:25:33,894
thing. Bowling must have. Yes. They have duck pin
588
00:25:33,926 --> 00:25:34,618
bowling.
589
00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:38,070
>> Parker: He knows what he's doing, man. That's a sweet game.
590
00:25:38,174 --> 00:25:40,262
>> Parker: Well, it's the downtown flavor. Downtown.
591
00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:42,378
>> Freddy: Yeah, downtown. Flavortown mount.
592
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:43,734
>> Parker: Yeah.
593
00:25:43,886 --> 00:25:44,350
>> Freddy: Yeah.
594
00:25:44,414 --> 00:25:45,338
>> Parker: Come on, man.
595
00:25:46,358 --> 00:25:49,182
So. Well, that sounds awesome. And I would actually. That place
596
00:25:49,230 --> 00:25:50,094
was, like, amazing.
597
00:25:50,126 --> 00:25:51,618
>> Freddy: Little statue of him.
598
00:25:55,678 --> 00:25:58,590
All the. All the servers have that visor with
599
00:25:58,614 --> 00:25:59,178
the.
600
00:26:14,038 --> 00:26:16,526
>> Parker: I saw, like, an 85 year old dude the other day wearing one of
601
00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:19,462
those. And, like,
602
00:26:19,510 --> 00:26:22,478
I don't remember who I was with, but there was somebody was like, that guy's hair is
603
00:26:22,518 --> 00:26:25,222
cool. And I was like, yeah, dude, that guy's hair is
604
00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:26,178
not real.
605
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,502
>> Freddy: You didn't know, though, like.
606
00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:29,686
>> Parker: No. You didn't know. Back in the nineties.
607
00:26:29,742 --> 00:26:32,182
>> Freddy: Looks so real. That, like, that could.
608
00:26:32,230 --> 00:26:32,670
>> Parker: It does.
609
00:26:32,734 --> 00:26:34,062
>> Freddy: That could be his hair.
610
00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:36,998
>> Parker: It could have been. And no, for a second I was like, that
611
00:26:37,038 --> 00:26:39,518
old dude has a lot of hair. And then I was like, wait, no, that's
612
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:40,910
obviously one of those visors.
613
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,594
>> Freddy: That's one of those things. Yeah.
614
00:26:42,594 --> 00:26:44,156
>> Parker: and he's had it for years.
615
00:26:44,292 --> 00:26:44,820
>> Freddy: Yeah.
616
00:26:44,924 --> 00:26:47,088
>> Parker: Cuz it's as gray as his ass would have been.
617
00:26:47,628 --> 00:26:50,570
That's the thing when it's, like, red. No, yeah. that was.
618
00:26:50,602 --> 00:26:53,362
That was definitely a fashion choice for the time,
619
00:26:53,498 --> 00:26:56,322
right? I remember that, too. I, like you said every ball
620
00:26:56,378 --> 00:26:59,016
guy I ever knew would, like, wear those things
621
00:26:59,080 --> 00:26:59,872
everywhere.
622
00:27:00,048 --> 00:27:01,152
>> Freddy: Everywhere, dude.
623
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:03,728
>> Parker: Like, it's like a two page, like $12.
624
00:27:03,776 --> 00:27:06,696
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah. They support that shit. Like, they, they
625
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,120
knew it, too. And they're like, yeah, yeah, look at this
626
00:27:09,152 --> 00:27:10,096
motherfucker.
627
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,152
>> Parker: They're smart. You gotta play on that, you know? Yeah,
628
00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:15,892
man, I'm just waiting on the just for men people to start sponsoring our
629
00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:18,120
podcast so I can dye my beard black.
630
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,572
>> Parker: Wolf man Jack, just wait.
631
00:27:22,596 --> 00:27:24,220
>> Parker: Don't just come, come at me. Just for men.
632
00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:26,160
>> Freddy: Your beard's looking weird.
633
00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:28,942
>> Parker: I feel ten years young.
634
00:27:28,996 --> 00:27:30,110
>> Parker: Like the commercial.
635
00:27:31,970 --> 00:27:34,510
>> Freddy: Hey, man, your beard's looking weird.
636
00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:38,274
You need just for beard.
637
00:27:38,362 --> 00:27:40,750
>> Parker: He's going slow. Action on that beard.
638
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,802
>> Parker: Can't wait. And then a week later, it grows out and you're like, shit, it's back
639
00:27:46,826 --> 00:27:48,150
to back to gray.
640
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:53,018
I can't wait. Who was the state? There was the sponsor who was
641
00:27:53,114 --> 00:27:54,470
their, like, spokesman?
642
00:27:54,870 --> 00:27:57,600
>> Freddy: It was baseball, players.
643
00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:00,230
>> Parker: It wasn't, No, it wasn't.
644
00:28:00,890 --> 00:28:02,116
No, it was,
645
00:28:02,066 --> 00:28:02,804
>> Parker: Fuck.
646
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:04,004
>> Freddy: They've had a.
647
00:28:04,132 --> 00:28:05,176
>> Parker: They've had a bunch.
648
00:28:05,176 --> 00:28:07,106
>> Freddy: the black baseball player, right?
649
00:28:07,178 --> 00:28:09,270
Football player is a football
650
00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:10,482
player.
651
00:28:10,546 --> 00:28:11,350
>> Parker: Okay.
652
00:28:16,970 --> 00:28:18,786
>> Freddy: Smith might have been a sponsor for.
653
00:28:18,858 --> 00:28:20,150
>> Parker: Yeah, I think it was.
654
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,280
>> Parker: Clyde Frazier was Keith Hernandez Fraser.
655
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,620
>> Freddy: That's what it was.
656
00:28:25,626 --> 00:28:28,552
>> Parker: there's a bunch of. Looks like, oh, there have been a bunch of them. Emma Smith was
657
00:28:28,592 --> 00:28:31,532
one. All kinds of people.
658
00:28:31,872 --> 00:28:34,792
So they. They just did it back and then that's.
659
00:28:34,912 --> 00:28:37,888
>> Parker: Yeah. Cuz Frank Thomas is the. The one with Doug Fluti.
660
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,544
>> Freddy: Doug Fluti and Frank. Yeah, extends.
661
00:28:40,728 --> 00:28:43,292
Yeah, they do the extends commercials.
662
00:28:45,962 --> 00:28:48,914
>> Parker: Is it? Yep. Yeah,
663
00:28:48,938 --> 00:28:50,702
he'd make your wife, I think.
664
00:28:51,402 --> 00:28:54,130
>> Freddy: Like that where like, it was like, frank,
665
00:28:54,226 --> 00:28:56,746
you use extends, too. He's like, oh, hell
666
00:28:56,794 --> 00:28:59,458
no. He was like, but you
667
00:28:59,490 --> 00:29:00,062
should.
668
00:29:03,562 --> 00:29:06,498
>> Parker: That's the thing about it, man. I feel like any of those dudes would be like, I'm not. Nah,
669
00:29:06,530 --> 00:29:07,782
I've never used this shit.
670
00:29:09,362 --> 00:29:10,850
>> Parker: I'm just a sponsor, man.
671
00:29:10,906 --> 00:29:12,858
>> Parker: I don't need doing it.
672
00:29:12,890 --> 00:29:14,772
>> Freddy: Doug fluti's like, yeah.
673
00:29:18,352 --> 00:29:20,972
>> Parker: Douglas was like, well, yeah, I mean, you know, you know,
674
00:29:22,512 --> 00:29:24,492
have that Hail Mary, you know,
675
00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,584
nobody's got to throw it.
676
00:29:27,688 --> 00:29:29,572
>> Freddy: They don't test for extends.
677
00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:33,652
>> Parker: I extends did my career.
678
00:29:35,952 --> 00:29:38,456
All right, well, speaking of our careers, we'll take a quick
679
00:29:38,504 --> 00:29:40,956
break and be back with
680
00:29:41,004 --> 00:29:43,532
more of the Black Lincoln collective podcast.
681
00:29:43,612 --> 00:29:46,444
>> Parker: The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return
682
00:29:46,548 --> 00:29:48,342
after a word, from our sponsors.
683
00:29:49,802 --> 00:29:52,282
>> Freddy: The new episode of the Black Lincoln
684
00:29:52,362 --> 00:29:54,818
collective podcast just dropped on,
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blcpodcast.com
686
00:29:57,610 --> 00:30:00,066
you want to come to the bathroom and listen to
687
00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:00,670
it?
688
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:01,990
>> Parker: Sure.
689
00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:09,362
>> Parker: The Black collective podcast, the only
690
00:30:09,426 --> 00:30:11,150
podcast for gays
691
00:30:14,570 --> 00:30:16,402
gazing rest area bathrooms.
692
00:30:16,426 --> 00:30:17,950
>> Freddy: This is the number one race.
693
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>> Parker: M welcome back to Black
694
00:31:00,010 --> 00:31:02,282
Lincoln collection podcast, episode number
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147. We're so glad you're still
696
00:31:05,378 --> 00:31:06,050
with us.
697
00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:08,980
And now we've got, that
698
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:11,676
thing in a rare occurrence, Fred,
699
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,748
where we don't. Normally, we try not to do. I don't want to
700
00:31:14,764 --> 00:31:17,156
call them bits, because we don't really have any, like, real
701
00:31:17,228 --> 00:31:20,114
bits, but, like, we generally don't do things more than
702
00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:23,024
once. And that's mostly just forgetfulness, if I'm being
703
00:31:23,056 --> 00:31:25,992
honest. But we remembered we had a great time
704
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,548
last time we did our version of Weekend update
705
00:31:28,968 --> 00:31:31,628
or whatever it was. And so we're gonna do it again.
706
00:31:33,288 --> 00:31:34,008
We? Yeah.
707
00:31:34,048 --> 00:31:35,840
>> Parker: Weekly weekday update.
708
00:31:35,904 --> 00:31:38,824
>> Parker: Update. Yeah, update. Update. So let's
709
00:31:38,856 --> 00:31:41,664
call it. Let's call it the update. Update.
710
00:31:41,696 --> 00:31:42,308
Yeah.
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00:31:42,608 --> 00:31:45,560
So, Fred, in the news this week, we've got
712
00:31:45,584 --> 00:31:48,520
some crazy stuff going on. I'm gonna start you out
713
00:31:48,544 --> 00:31:51,502
by telling you about freedom to.
714
00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:54,470
Oh, do you know what freedom to
715
00:31:54,494 --> 00:31:55,854
o is, Fred or Alan?
716
00:31:56,006 --> 00:31:57,560
>> Freddy: No. Is that too, it's.
717
00:31:57,664 --> 00:32:00,348
>> Parker: It's the anti woke water company
718
00:32:00,888 --> 00:32:03,616
that's become a hit for conservatives who
719
00:32:03,752 --> 00:32:06,632
brag about drinking the unapologetic drink.
720
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,696
Wait, what?
721
00:32:07,832 --> 00:32:08,200
>> Freddy: What?
722
00:32:08,264 --> 00:32:11,074
>> Parker: So, yes, this is, water is being
723
00:32:11,106 --> 00:32:14,042
pushed on certain conservative folks as
724
00:32:14,090 --> 00:32:16,898
anti woke and quote, unquote and
725
00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,378
unapologetic. So freedom two
726
00:32:19,418 --> 00:32:21,970
o is becoming all the rage for some right
727
00:32:21,994 --> 00:32:24,642
wingers now that Alex Clark, a MAGA
728
00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:27,358
person, is pitching the water in. An ad
729
00:32:27,938 --> 00:32:30,878
was, pitching water in the ad over the weekend. The label tells consumers
730
00:32:30,998 --> 00:32:33,838
that this water isn't free, but your speech
731
00:32:33,878 --> 00:32:36,470
is. And marketing seems to suggest by
732
00:32:36,494 --> 00:32:39,110
simply drinking the special anti woke water,
733
00:32:39,294 --> 00:32:41,814
that consumers are engaging in an open act of
734
00:32:41,846 --> 00:32:42,618
rebellion.
735
00:32:42,758 --> 00:32:44,394
>> Parker: So how much is that gonna set me back?
736
00:32:44,466 --> 00:32:47,314
>> Parker: Oh, that's what I was gonna ask you. If you'd like to make a guess on
737
00:32:47,346 --> 00:32:50,130
how much a twelve pack of 16.9 ounce bottles
738
00:32:50,194 --> 00:32:50,878
runs.
739
00:32:51,218 --> 00:32:51,858
>> Freddy: Okay.
740
00:32:51,938 --> 00:32:54,874
>> Parker: Twelve books, dude,
741
00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:56,346
I wouldn't pay more than $3.
742
00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:59,330
>> Parker: Well, you would both be wrong. Fred would be closer.
743
00:32:59,474 --> 00:33:01,354
It was actually $21 for
744
00:33:01,386 --> 00:33:02,746
$1221.
745
00:33:02,882 --> 00:33:03,598
>> Freddy: Yeah.
746
00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:07,238
>> Parker: Okay. All right, so I'm gonna take a
747
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:11,948
drink out of my beer, american beer.
748
00:33:13,328 --> 00:33:15,388
It's gonna give me freedom beer. Hold on.
749
00:33:17,888 --> 00:33:19,748
>> Freddy: I'm proud to be
750
00:33:20,328 --> 00:33:21,504
$22 for water.
751
00:33:21,536 --> 00:33:23,108
>> Parker: I'm gonna tell you, go fuck yourself.
752
00:33:26,248 --> 00:33:29,000
I know it was a night, like, go fuck yourself bit, but
753
00:33:29,144 --> 00:33:29,816
no, it.
754
00:33:29,832 --> 00:33:32,776
>> Parker: Turned into that real quick. Well, so the company the
755
00:33:32,792 --> 00:33:35,304
manufacturer insists that every sip that you
756
00:33:35,336 --> 00:33:38,138
drink is not as, quote, not just refreshing.
757
00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:41,154
It's rebellious, and it's unapologetic to
758
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,398
drink this in public.
759
00:33:42,738 --> 00:33:44,888
>> Freddy: See? So, now, I don't know if.
760
00:33:46,388 --> 00:33:48,088
I'm. M not saying it's not real.
761
00:33:49,028 --> 00:33:50,140
>> Parker: No, it's real.
762
00:33:50,284 --> 00:33:52,756
>> Freddy: I know it's real for our, people really
763
00:33:52,852 --> 00:33:55,644
buying this. Like, I want to see their sales. I want to know.
764
00:33:55,716 --> 00:33:57,612
>> Parker: I would also like to know exactly.
765
00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:59,212
>> Freddy: Yeah, I want to see the sales.
766
00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:00,972
>> Parker: Like it's fucking water, man.
767
00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:04,056
>> Freddy: I'm put. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure you got this on the
768
00:34:04,072 --> 00:34:06,856
shelf. But, like, ain't nobody buying it.
769
00:34:06,992 --> 00:34:09,424
>> Parker: No, just remember, Fred, if you choose freedom to.
770
00:34:09,456 --> 00:34:12,144
Oh, you're not just choosing the brand. You're
771
00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:14,728
choosing to stand up for what you believe in.
772
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:15,728
>> Freddy: No. You're dead.
773
00:34:15,808 --> 00:34:18,720
>> Parker: And it isn't just about what's in the bottle. It's
774
00:34:18,744 --> 00:34:21,056
about the message it sends with every sip.
775
00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:24,120
>> Freddy: So why can't I just buy a bottle of water and write
776
00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:27,106
fuck you democrats on it? Or, you know, you
777
00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:30,094
know, why can't I just do it myself?
778
00:34:30,174 --> 00:34:30,974
Why can't. Why?
779
00:34:31,054 --> 00:34:33,510
>> Parker: Well, see, well, let me tell you why, Fred. This is
780
00:34:33,542 --> 00:34:36,006
why. Because freedom two o
781
00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:39,046
empowers drinkers to use their voices without fear. And
782
00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:41,790
here's how they do it. The water has a
783
00:34:41,822 --> 00:34:44,358
frequency of, 432 hz,
784
00:34:44,698 --> 00:34:46,754
which some, which some new age
785
00:34:46,786 --> 00:34:49,722
spiritualists believe that sound
786
00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:52,738
tuned to the frequency can promote spiritual growth
787
00:34:52,778 --> 00:34:55,600
or healing or chakra alignment and any other number
788
00:34:55,624 --> 00:34:56,904
of beneficial effects.
789
00:34:57,016 --> 00:34:58,304
>> Freddy: So it's got, it's got the,
790
00:34:58,286 --> 00:35:01,086
>> Parker: So they hit, they double whammy did. They're like freedom and
791
00:35:01,118 --> 00:35:02,330
hippie weirdos.
792
00:35:03,110 --> 00:35:03,942
>> Freddy: Wow.
793
00:35:04,126 --> 00:35:06,610
>> Parker: I never, I never would have thought the hippie
794
00:35:07,950 --> 00:35:08,958
conservatives.
795
00:35:09,054 --> 00:35:11,998
>> Freddy: And never on the other side of it. I saw there
796
00:35:12,014 --> 00:35:14,130
was a dude selling raw water.
797
00:35:15,390 --> 00:35:16,450
>> Parker: Raw water.
798
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,460
>> Parker: So what is it?
799
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,700
>> Freddy: Like, water straight from
800
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:26,980
the earth?
801
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,420
>> Parker: From Flint?
802
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,936
>> Freddy: That's what he says. He says you gotta drink it before it
803
00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:36,020
turns green.
804
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:39,860
>> Parker: That's how you know it's fresh.
805
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,296
>> Freddy: Yeah, drink it before it turns green.
806
00:35:44,488 --> 00:35:47,456
But yeah, some shit called raw water. He's
807
00:35:47,488 --> 00:35:50,304
selling it like, for a golly
808
00:35:50,352 --> 00:35:51,340
amount of money.
809
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,288
It's insane, man. Insane.
810
00:35:56,464 --> 00:35:58,340
>> Parker: All it is is fucking tap water.
811
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,240
>> Parker: So 100%. All right? So, yeah,
812
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,240
so needless to say, wow. We will be investing
813
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,672
heavily on freedom to.
814
00:36:06,736 --> 00:36:09,576
>> Parker: Yes, I'll buy some freedom to if I see
815
00:36:09,608 --> 00:36:10,160
it.
816
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:10,704
>> Parker: Yes.
817
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,192
>> Parker: That way I can tell everybody go fuck themselves because I'm
818
00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:13,760
freedom.
819
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:14,976
>> Freddy: I'm not. I'm not.
820
00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:16,060
>> Parker: I'm empowered.
821
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,994
>> Parker: I'm empowered to tell you to go fuck yourself. Yeah.
822
00:36:20,152 --> 00:36:21,130
>> Freddy: Steal it.
823
00:36:24,230 --> 00:36:26,982
Let him put it outside the stick of the speech.
824
00:36:27,126 --> 00:36:29,952
>> Parker: No, actually, all, you got to do is take a swig out of it and then you can steal it
825
00:36:29,976 --> 00:36:32,752
because you have empowered to do
826
00:36:32,776 --> 00:36:34,040
whatever you want, you know?
827
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:34,792
>> Parker: Right.
828
00:36:34,976 --> 00:36:37,928
>> Freddy: I always, always go in. I go in, I
829
00:36:37,944 --> 00:36:40,848
go into the gas station. I'd be like, I need a case of water because, you know, to keep
830
00:36:40,864 --> 00:36:43,672
it outside. Right. I buy a case of water that I'll
831
00:36:43,696 --> 00:36:44,540
take too.
832
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,750
>> Parker: That's what people used to do with the, ice all the time.
833
00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:50,748
>> Parker: Yeah.
834
00:36:50,884 --> 00:36:53,360
>> Parker: Like, I need a bad guy check. Okay. And then they take like, eight.
835
00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:57,252
>> Parker: See, they've gotten smart. So they do the two bags for
836
00:36:57,276 --> 00:36:58,920
$5. Yeah.
837
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:05,308
So they like, we got two bags for five.
838
00:37:05,484 --> 00:37:08,228
>> Freddy: Even though even those are like, that's a scale
839
00:37:08,284 --> 00:37:09,040
Isis.
840
00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:12,516
>> Parker: Yeah. Just freeze water.
841
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:13,412
>> Parker: Yeah.
842
00:37:13,556 --> 00:37:14,280
>> Parker: Twice.
843
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,160
>> Freddy: The ice machine.
844
00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:23,692
>> Parker: Yeah, those are the best ones. But if.
845
00:37:23,716 --> 00:37:26,212
>> Freddy: I mean, if those are the best ones, if you go by ice. Yeah. I'm
846
00:37:26,236 --> 00:37:28,706
saying. Here's, And you get a hold of
847
00:37:28,738 --> 00:37:29,242
cooler.
848
00:37:29,346 --> 00:37:32,218
>> Parker: Go to BLC podcast.com slash freedom. Ice.
849
00:37:32,314 --> 00:37:33,746
>> Parker: They have a ship.
850
00:37:33,778 --> 00:37:36,738
>> Parker: You ice. You just have to freeze it
851
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:37,858
yourself when you get it. When you get it.
852
00:37:37,874 --> 00:37:40,636
>> Parker: Oh, actually, they have a, down here, and they have a,
853
00:37:40,586 --> 00:37:43,380
Parker's. It's. They have a bunch of Parker's
854
00:37:43,412 --> 00:37:46,260
convenience stores. It's like, Parker's, they actually
855
00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:49,212
have one now. That's like Parker's kitchen. And it's like,
856
00:37:49,348 --> 00:37:52,300
oh, yeah, but they have nothing.
857
00:37:52,332 --> 00:37:53,532
>> Parker: And there's nothing in it.
858
00:37:53,628 --> 00:37:55,500
>> Parker: Yeah, sorry.
859
00:37:55,532 --> 00:37:56,788
>> Parker: Parker came through and ate it all.
860
00:37:56,836 --> 00:37:58,068
>> Freddy: It's like Parker's kitchen.
861
00:37:58,116 --> 00:38:01,020
>> Parker: And I went there to get some chicken, and all you can get is tenders.
862
00:38:01,092 --> 00:38:03,788
It's like, wait a second. You mean Tim? I can't get no
863
00:38:03,836 --> 00:38:06,492
legs, no thighs. All you can get.
864
00:38:06,548 --> 00:38:07,524
>> Parker: Not in Parker's kitchen.
865
00:38:07,564 --> 00:38:09,744
>> Freddy: He ate all the chicken.
866
00:38:10,644 --> 00:38:12,984
>> Parker: He ate all the good pieces. You get the tender.
867
00:38:13,474 --> 00:38:16,402
>> Parker: They have the ice. It's actually pretty cool. They have.
868
00:38:16,418 --> 00:38:18,482
The ice is like, in Zaxby's. It's a small, guys.
869
00:38:18,538 --> 00:38:19,578
>> Parker: Oh, yeah. Little ice.
870
00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:22,642
>> Parker: It's the little. Yeah, the pellets. And they have
871
00:38:22,658 --> 00:38:25,214
like, a bag. Almost $4 for the large.
872
00:38:25,754 --> 00:38:27,854
That shit works good in the cooler.
873
00:38:30,834 --> 00:38:31,690
>> Freddy: Yep.
874
00:38:31,882 --> 00:38:34,682
>> Parker: I don't know what. They don't have it everywhere else, but they have it at Parkers.
875
00:38:34,818 --> 00:38:37,466
>> Parker: They got know what's
876
00:38:37,490 --> 00:38:37,914
up.
877
00:38:38,034 --> 00:38:39,752
>> Parker: Yeah, Parkers does know what's up.
878
00:38:39,898 --> 00:38:42,514
>> Parker: All right, so, shows just become an ice.
879
00:38:43,014 --> 00:38:43,954
Do you like
880
00:38:46,374 --> 00:38:48,902
ice? I don't. You wish you had
881
00:38:48,918 --> 00:38:50,434
it the cat
882
00:38:53,934 --> 00:38:55,634
now in smokeable form.
883
00:38:58,710 --> 00:38:59,724
>> Freddy: okay. So.
884
00:39:01,624 --> 00:39:02,484
>> Parker: Sorry.
885
00:39:04,204 --> 00:39:05,220
>> Freddy: Should I go?
886
00:39:05,332 --> 00:39:05,884
>> Parker: Yeah.
887
00:39:06,004 --> 00:39:06,492
>> Parker: Yes.
888
00:39:06,588 --> 00:39:07,284
>> Freddy: Okay.
889
00:39:07,404 --> 00:39:08,228
>> Parker: We're waiting.
890
00:39:08,356 --> 00:39:08,572
>> Freddy: Who?
891
00:39:08,588 --> 00:39:09,464
>> Parker: We're drinking.
892
00:39:10,244 --> 00:39:13,084
>> Freddy: So a doctor in
893
00:39:13,124 --> 00:39:15,924
Atlanta has
894
00:39:15,964 --> 00:39:18,820
been making music videos while doing
895
00:39:18,932 --> 00:39:19,904
surgeries.
896
00:39:22,164 --> 00:39:24,828
Apparently this doctor has been making tick tock
897
00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:27,782
videos, while he has been cutting
898
00:39:27,838 --> 00:39:28,946
open patients.
899
00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:30,694
>> Parker: So is he. Doctor Dre.
900
00:39:32,994 --> 00:39:35,940
>> Freddy: He's been dancing, right. with
901
00:39:35,972 --> 00:39:38,932
the. With the flesh of his
902
00:39:38,988 --> 00:39:41,844
patients to the song,
903
00:39:41,964 --> 00:39:44,454
the hip hop song. Cut, it. Cut
904
00:39:44,486 --> 00:39:47,470
it, cut it. Your price is way too high. You
905
00:39:47,494 --> 00:39:49,778
need to cut it. And
906
00:39:50,358 --> 00:39:52,758
he's in one of the videos. He's holding,
907
00:39:52,798 --> 00:39:55,750
like, it looks to be about it, like two
908
00:39:55,854 --> 00:39:58,708
foot length of flesh.
909
00:39:59,728 --> 00:40:02,148
And he's rocking back and forth.
910
00:40:02,944 --> 00:40:03,578
>> Parker: yeah.
911
00:40:04,838 --> 00:40:07,566
>> Freddy: And then now he's being sued by one of
912
00:40:07,582 --> 00:40:10,542
the patients. Woman who was on
913
00:40:10,590 --> 00:40:13,494
the table. Yeah. I'm saying. And
914
00:40:13,566 --> 00:40:16,334
she saw the video and, you know,
915
00:40:16,486 --> 00:40:19,158
got in touch with me so I could
916
00:40:19,198 --> 00:40:19,830
report.
917
00:40:20,014 --> 00:40:20,598
>> Parker: Right.
918
00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:22,206
>> Freddy: Or what this doctor is doing.
919
00:40:22,302 --> 00:40:25,246
>> Parker: Okay. So he just. Because I thought he did vasectomies.
920
00:40:25,342 --> 00:40:26,908
>> Freddy: So, no,
921
00:40:28,288 --> 00:40:28,872
that was going to.
922
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,908
>> Parker: Be my next question is, yeah, what is the.
923
00:40:32,248 --> 00:40:34,548
>> Freddy: He's juggling the dude balls.
924
00:40:36,328 --> 00:40:38,568
>> Parker: It was a woman that I was like, okay. He doesn't do
925
00:40:38,608 --> 00:40:39,384
vysectomy.
926
00:40:39,456 --> 00:40:41,984
>> Freddy: He's like, cut it,
927
00:40:42,176 --> 00:40:43,188
cut it.
928
00:40:47,288 --> 00:40:49,708
>> Parker: He does my symptoms and circumcisions.
929
00:40:51,438 --> 00:40:53,338
>> Parker: It's like, yeah, this one was a big one.
930
00:40:54,278 --> 00:40:57,098
2ft of foreskin. Here for the dance with.
931
00:40:57,598 --> 00:41:00,590
No, that's crazy because there was a lady who did that,
932
00:41:00,654 --> 00:41:03,414
like, a plastic surgeon who did that, who like,
933
00:41:03,566 --> 00:41:06,526
tick tocked while she did her job and she
934
00:41:06,702 --> 00:41:09,302
barred and, like, got lost license and stuff.
935
00:41:09,390 --> 00:41:11,366
>> Freddy: Right. Same thing will happen to this man.
936
00:41:11,422 --> 00:41:11,774
>> Parker: Yeah.
937
00:41:11,846 --> 00:41:14,098
>> Parker: You can't. You can't. Come on, man.
938
00:41:15,178 --> 00:41:17,954
>> Freddy: Being in that field, you had to hear about
939
00:41:17,986 --> 00:41:18,562
that.
940
00:41:18,730 --> 00:41:20,074
>> Parker: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
941
00:41:20,106 --> 00:41:23,034
>> Freddy: I'm saying. So I remember that because it was only like,
942
00:41:23,066 --> 00:41:24,638
a couple years ago.
943
00:41:26,268 --> 00:41:28,420
like, why would you people think.
944
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:31,396
>> Parker: They can get away people. Everybody thinks they can get away with stupid shit like
945
00:41:31,412 --> 00:41:31,756
that.
946
00:41:31,852 --> 00:41:34,484
>> Freddy: It's an Internet clout is a t, man.
947
00:41:34,556 --> 00:41:37,190
>> Parker: I'm telling you. now he's gonna be doing surgeries on himself. And
948
00:41:37,214 --> 00:41:37,938
dancing.
949
00:41:41,218 --> 00:41:43,906
>> Parker: Mean, why would you do that anyway? I mean, I guess I.
950
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:46,938
>> Parker: Well, you got a dance, Allen. You got it. I mean, tick tock. Can.
951
00:41:47,018 --> 00:41:49,798
>> Parker: I mean, yeah, you got a dance, but you don't dance with,
952
00:41:50,138 --> 00:41:52,122
you know, in the middle of surgery.
953
00:41:52,290 --> 00:41:52,714
>> Freddy: Right.
954
00:41:52,786 --> 00:41:54,514
>> Parker: You challenge, like, I don't know.
955
00:41:54,514 --> 00:41:56,920
>> Freddy: so when my son, my oldest son was
956
00:41:56,944 --> 00:41:59,094
born, he had his,
957
00:41:59,044 --> 00:42:00,036
circumcision.
958
00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:00,708
>> Parker: Yeah.
959
00:42:00,796 --> 00:42:03,612
>> Freddy: And it was a female doctor and she was.
960
00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:05,144
She came in, you know,
961
00:42:06,954 --> 00:42:09,854
and she was, like, really, really hyper.
962
00:42:10,954 --> 00:42:13,214
That made me kind of uncomfortable.
963
00:42:13,834 --> 00:42:16,774
Like, I'm like, you know, she was so into it.
964
00:42:17,154 --> 00:42:19,254
Yeah. I was like, you know,
965
00:42:20,754 --> 00:42:23,618
just be serious about this. Yeah, I'm saying, I
966
00:42:23,626 --> 00:42:26,514
mean, she might get a little happy and take too much off of it.
967
00:42:26,594 --> 00:42:27,254
Yeah.
968
00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:31,978
>> Parker: Well, she's like, this is going to be an easy one. He's black,
969
00:42:32,106 --> 00:42:35,026
so, yeah, plenty of room
970
00:42:35,050 --> 00:42:37,654
for error here. You know,
971
00:42:38,794 --> 00:42:40,374
she's like, finally.
972
00:42:40,994 --> 00:42:42,654
>> Parker: She's probably very excited.
973
00:42:44,154 --> 00:42:47,122
She's like, I don't have to unbury this one. Stick it
974
00:42:47,138 --> 00:42:47,554
out.
975
00:42:47,674 --> 00:42:49,414
>> Freddy: I was looking for a moil
976
00:42:50,114 --> 00:42:52,014
oil. I needed,
977
00:42:54,464 --> 00:42:57,362
not Mel Gibson. Mel Brooks. I wanted Mel Brooks
978
00:42:57,378 --> 00:43:00,340
to come in. You know, you come in anyway, Snip. The tip
979
00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:01,304
is. It.
980
00:43:04,324 --> 00:43:05,624
>> Parker: Has the little, like.
981
00:43:10,244 --> 00:43:13,064
>> Freddy: We sip the tip or minute tights.
982
00:43:13,404 --> 00:43:14,384
>> Parker: Yeah, that's.
983
00:43:15,364 --> 00:43:17,468
>> Parker: What do you think that she's like, do you think this.
984
00:43:17,516 --> 00:43:17,580
>> Freddy: Okay.
985
00:43:17,566 --> 00:43:20,358
>> Parker: Gonna ask and, you know, you can tell me. You don't have to tell me. You don't
986
00:43:20,526 --> 00:43:23,150
think that she was like, like maybe recently
987
00:43:23,222 --> 00:43:25,514
broken up with or maybe she just is.
988
00:43:27,254 --> 00:43:30,190
Yeah. She's just like, oh, man, I love part of a dick
989
00:43:30,222 --> 00:43:30,432
off.
990
00:43:30,478 --> 00:43:32,104
>> Freddy: Beckon all the men. Yeah.
991
00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:34,704
>> Parker: She's like, I'm a lesbian. I'll make sure.
992
00:43:39,804 --> 00:43:41,548
I'm just saying. I don't know, you know?
993
00:43:41,636 --> 00:43:44,414
>> Parker: Well, I think, I think actually it's, it's, it's a, it goes both
994
00:43:44,454 --> 00:43:47,414
ways. I mean, she wanted to sound confident, but in your
995
00:43:47,454 --> 00:43:48,238
case, you got a little.
996
00:43:48,286 --> 00:43:49,686
>> Freddy: Right, you know?
997
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:50,270
>> Parker: Yes.
998
00:43:50,382 --> 00:43:52,534
>> Freddy: He's just a little too confident, you know?
999
00:43:52,574 --> 00:43:54,622
>> Parker: Yeah, right. Just a little too fun for her.
1000
00:43:54,718 --> 00:43:56,506
>> Freddy: Little bit too much.
1001
00:43:56,670 --> 00:43:59,610
>> Parker: I get that. That's something you do. You definitely want them to be like, this
1002
00:43:59,642 --> 00:44:01,946
is. Even though it's a minor operation, it's still an
1003
00:44:01,970 --> 00:44:03,162
operation, right?
1004
00:44:03,218 --> 00:44:04,494
>> Freddy: It's still operating.
1005
00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:08,002
>> Parker: Did you come in? We're in. Wearing, like, the patch Adams, like, clown
1006
00:44:08,058 --> 00:44:09,494
nose. Like, hey, hey.
1007
00:44:11,034 --> 00:44:13,414
>> Freddy: I've been like, get the fuck out of here.
1008
00:44:16,794 --> 00:44:19,214
>> Parker: It's your local neighborhood pecker checker.
1009
00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:32,084
That would be the best. I would be like, this is great.
1010
00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:36,200
Finally get to pay for it. Well, Fred, I.
1011
00:44:36,232 --> 00:44:39,152
Let me tell you something that happens a little after. Or is that you're in with
1012
00:44:39,168 --> 00:44:42,128
that one. You know that one? See, I
1013
00:44:42,136 --> 00:44:45,040
have a related one. Okay, so I'll. I have a related one to that. So
1014
00:44:45,072 --> 00:44:46,448
I'll give you a related one.
1015
00:44:46,536 --> 00:44:47,024
>> Parker: Nice.
1016
00:44:47,144 --> 00:44:47,592
>> Freddy: Okay.
1017
00:44:47,648 --> 00:44:50,556
>> Parker: Yeah, it's funny how this worked out. So you plant. That
1018
00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:53,580
was a, like you said, that was a doctor who was doing his
1019
00:44:53,612 --> 00:44:56,474
thing. Well, Fred, a nurse
1020
00:44:57,374 --> 00:45:00,232
in, great. Or in. Yeah. In Britain. Land
1021
00:45:00,328 --> 00:45:03,224
where british people live. Okay. Has
1022
00:45:03,264 --> 00:45:06,112
recently gotten fired because she pretended
1023
00:45:06,168 --> 00:45:08,896
a woman's vagina was a ventriloquist dummy in front of her
1024
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:09,804
colleagues.
1025
00:45:11,224 --> 00:45:14,120
>> Parker: That shit's funny. What if I her for that?
1026
00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:17,000
>> Parker: So the female patient was undergoing an intimate
1027
00:45:17,072 --> 00:45:19,174
medical exam when.
1028
00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:23,586
When male nurse William Kennedy made it
1029
00:45:23,610 --> 00:45:25,774
appear like her genitals were talking.
1030
00:45:30,314 --> 00:45:31,854
So it says,
1031
00:45:35,154 --> 00:45:35,914
where am I?
1032
00:45:35,954 --> 00:45:36,274
>> Parker: There.
1033
00:45:36,354 --> 00:45:37,134
>> Parker: Come on.
1034
00:45:40,194 --> 00:45:40,934
So
1035
00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:45,546
a nurse examining a vulnerable patient in front of
1036
00:45:45,570 --> 00:45:48,428
colleagues made it appear her vagina was talking.
1037
00:45:48,476 --> 00:45:50,784
A professional hearing has been told,
1038
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,882
examining the woman only referred to as patient a
1039
00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:57,010
for an abnormal discharge in front of three colleagues when he,
1040
00:45:57,042 --> 00:45:59,890
quote, pulled her labia apart and
1041
00:45:59,922 --> 00:46:02,282
said, hello, my name is patient
1042
00:46:02,338 --> 00:46:04,880
a, treating her labia like a puppet.
1043
00:46:07,764 --> 00:46:09,264
>> Parker: They can't fire him.
1044
00:46:11,084 --> 00:46:14,064
>> Freddy: Up your ass and work your badge like a puppy.
1045
00:46:16,214 --> 00:46:19,126
>> Parker: 58 year old was prosecuted over the incident and was
1046
00:46:19,150 --> 00:46:22,006
said to have been blase when discussing what happened
1047
00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:24,968
with, the panel, noting that he had been described as justifying and
1048
00:46:24,992 --> 00:46:27,888
minimalizing the offense, describing it as
1049
00:46:27,992 --> 00:46:30,752
being blown out of proportion, saying there was
1050
00:46:30,784 --> 00:46:33,432
no sexual motivation. And his. And he's
1051
00:46:33,504 --> 00:46:35,436
apparently not into ladies.
1052
00:46:36,056 --> 00:46:36,916
>> Parker: I mean,
1053
00:46:39,436 --> 00:46:42,020
so basically what they're saying is that he was being
1054
00:46:42,068 --> 00:46:43,228
sexual on it.
1055
00:46:43,372 --> 00:46:46,356
>> Parker: No, they're saying, no, he was saying, I wasn't being sexual, you
1056
00:46:46,356 --> 00:46:46,676
know, because.
1057
00:46:46,716 --> 00:46:49,668
>> Parker: There was no way he was being sexual on it. I mean, he was making.
1058
00:46:49,812 --> 00:46:51,900
Well, hello, how are you?
1059
00:46:51,988 --> 00:46:54,860
>> Parker: Come on. That's british. He's like, hello, governor of
1060
00:46:54,908 --> 00:46:57,336
your wedge, isn't it?
1061
00:47:00,316 --> 00:47:02,256
Lovely day today, isn't it?
1062
00:47:03,396 --> 00:47:05,224
>> Freddy: The rainbow connection,
1063
00:47:05,420 --> 00:47:06,436
lovers.
1064
00:47:11,456 --> 00:47:12,796
>> Parker: Going like that.
1065
00:47:25,456 --> 00:47:26,876
Can you imagine?
1066
00:47:27,696 --> 00:47:29,676
>> Parker: I can imagine. I can imagine.
1067
00:47:30,016 --> 00:47:32,396
>> Parker: Every single m motherfucker that saw that left.
1068
00:47:32,876 --> 00:47:35,732
>> Freddy: Yeah. And then there. One person
1069
00:47:35,804 --> 00:47:38,798
was like, everybody, laughed.
1070
00:47:50,578 --> 00:47:53,124
>> Parker: Well, I think that she. He and the,
1071
00:47:53,074 --> 00:47:55,898
circumcision doctor should start their own
1072
00:47:55,946 --> 00:47:56,694
practice.
1073
00:48:01,634 --> 00:48:03,074
I don't even know what to call it.
1074
00:48:03,114 --> 00:48:05,082
>> Parker: So was she awake when that shit happened?
1075
00:48:05,138 --> 00:48:06,418
>> Parker: I assume so, yeah. I mean.
1076
00:48:06,466 --> 00:48:07,804
>> Freddy: Oh, my, God.
1077
00:48:09,904 --> 00:48:12,544
>> Parker: Okay, that's kind of dumb if you're gonna do that with your patient
1078
00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:13,336
awake.
1079
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,204
>> Parker: Yeah.
1080
00:48:17,304 --> 00:48:20,176
Oh, apparently the person may have been, like, a
1081
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,216
little mentally challenged.
1082
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,104
>> Freddy: Oh, it's still funny.
1083
00:48:25,144 --> 00:48:26,084
>> Parker: I don't care.
1084
00:48:27,954 --> 00:48:30,802
>> Parker: It is funny, but it's still, you know. So the
1085
00:48:30,818 --> 00:48:33,694
guy didn't get fired. He just got basically,
1086
00:48:34,354 --> 00:48:37,314
he's like, you know what? I'm not gonna say it
1087
00:48:37,474 --> 00:48:40,334
wasn't. If they can go,
1088
00:48:40,674 --> 00:48:43,490
was drapery to say if it was Josh, that
1089
00:48:43,522 --> 00:48:46,298
he'd say, if they can go to the store, they can get bread. And that
1090
00:48:46,346 --> 00:48:47,694
always disturbed me.
1091
00:48:50,234 --> 00:48:51,354
>> Freddy: Oh, God.
1092
00:48:51,474 --> 00:48:54,178
>> Parker: Yeah. It's very disturbing. Like I said.
1093
00:48:54,226 --> 00:48:54,854
Yeah.
1094
00:48:55,634 --> 00:48:58,030
>> Freddy: Speaking on that. Well, I've seen the weirdest
1095
00:48:58,062 --> 00:49:00,584
commercial, the other day,
1096
00:49:01,084 --> 00:49:03,144
and it was a positive
1097
00:49:04,724 --> 00:49:07,210
towards, like, people with down syndrome. and,
1098
00:49:07,696 --> 00:49:08,556
ah.
1099
00:49:15,950 --> 00:49:18,774
>> Parker: It said they started over again. Fred,
1100
00:49:18,822 --> 00:49:21,278
can you start over? We. You cut out from the beginning of it.
1101
00:49:21,294 --> 00:49:24,078
>> Freddy: I cut out. Okay. I said that. Well, I saw a
1102
00:49:24,094 --> 00:49:26,090
commercial the other day, like,
1103
00:49:26,950 --> 00:49:29,854
not promoting down syndrome, just like,
1104
00:49:30,022 --> 00:49:32,810
in favor incurring. I don't know.
1105
00:49:35,310 --> 00:49:38,230
It was positive, but it was. It was a girl
1106
00:49:38,270 --> 00:49:41,130
with down syndrome. And she was like,
1107
00:49:41,430 --> 00:49:44,414
you won't serve me a margarita because you don't
1108
00:49:44,462 --> 00:49:47,374
think that I can have a margarita,
1109
00:49:47,502 --> 00:49:49,210
right? Or you won't.
1110
00:49:49,550 --> 00:49:50,694
>> Parker: This is my wife.
1111
00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:53,742
>> Freddy: You won't have sex with me because you don't think I can have sex. You
1112
00:49:53,766 --> 00:49:56,742
won't let me live on my own because you don't think I can
1113
00:49:56,766 --> 00:49:59,758
live on my own. But then she was like,
1114
00:49:59,854 --> 00:50:02,766
I can't have a margarita. I can go
1115
00:50:02,798 --> 00:50:05,598
out, party. I can have sex.
1116
00:50:05,734 --> 00:50:08,526
I can live on my own. I can
1117
00:50:08,638 --> 00:50:11,496
learn Shakespeare. And, like, that
1118
00:50:11,528 --> 00:50:13,104
probably uncomfortable, man.
1119
00:50:13,232 --> 00:50:13,940
>> Parker: Yeah.
1120
00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:16,820
>> Freddy: She was very aggressive with it, too.
1121
00:50:16,860 --> 00:50:18,428
>> Parker: And I. Yeah, they get mad.
1122
00:50:18,604 --> 00:50:20,800
>> Freddy: Yeah, you can go ahead, girl.
1123
00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:23,516
Bang all the dudes you want, man.
1124
00:50:23,548 --> 00:50:24,748
>> Parker: Yeah, have fun with it.
1125
00:50:24,756 --> 00:50:25,814
>> Parker: yeah, but you see it.
1126
00:50:25,902 --> 00:50:28,414
>> Parker: Wonder if she says, like, hey, want to get down
1127
00:50:28,462 --> 00:50:28,958
later?
1128
00:50:29,094 --> 00:50:29,810
>> Parker: Yeah.
1129
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,816
>> Freddy: it was a girl with down syndrome, and she had,
1130
00:50:46,848 --> 00:50:48,420
like, a booty. No,
1131
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,016
the comment was like, if she down, I'm
1132
00:50:54,048 --> 00:50:54,620
down.
1133
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,224
>> Parker: There you go. Alan loves it.
1134
00:51:00,312 --> 00:51:00,906
>> Parker: Oh, my.
1135
00:51:00,906 --> 00:51:03,570
>> Parker: God, no, because remember that? What was it? It was like special
1136
00:51:03,610 --> 00:51:06,548
olympics, commercial, from a couple years ago where it
1137
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:09,324
was like, the guy, like, with down syndrome or whatever,
1138
00:51:09,492 --> 00:51:12,200
you kept walking to be more like, this is my back.
1139
00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:13,440
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1140
00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:17,526
>> Parker: Like, hey, this is my back. I love that
1141
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:17,982
commercial.
1142
00:51:18,030 --> 00:51:18,658
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1143
00:51:19,118 --> 00:51:22,006
>> Parker: That made me. That commercial was like. That's when I was like, there are people,
1144
00:51:22,062 --> 00:51:22,662
too.
1145
00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:23,838
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
1146
00:51:23,878 --> 00:51:26,870
>> Parker: But you know, the thing is, the down syndrome,
1147
00:51:26,974 --> 00:51:29,902
they're not like. I mean, at, ah, one time they were like that.
1148
00:51:30,030 --> 00:51:30,686
>> Parker: Yeah.
1149
00:51:30,822 --> 00:51:33,654
>> Parker: The advancements have gotten so much better right now.
1150
00:51:33,686 --> 00:51:36,526
They're basically. I wouldn't say norm.
1151
00:51:36,622 --> 00:51:37,182
I don't.
1152
00:51:37,270 --> 00:51:39,158
>> Parker: They're smarter than some people that we know.
1153
00:51:39,238 --> 00:51:41,978
>> Parker: They're a lot smarter than people that we know.
1154
00:51:43,638 --> 00:51:45,344
>> Freddy: Yeah, exactly.
1155
00:51:45,344 --> 00:51:47,580
>> Parker: I want to say normal, because there's no such thing as.
1156
00:51:47,644 --> 00:51:48,636
>> Freddy: Right, right.
1157
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:49,820
>> Parker: I know what you're saying.
1158
00:51:49,964 --> 00:51:52,618
>> Freddy: Everybody, you know, it's highly
1159
00:51:52,658 --> 00:51:53,674
functioning.
1160
00:51:53,866 --> 00:51:56,844
>> Parker: That's like my wife, people of society.
1161
00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:59,864
There's a show about that on Netflix about
1162
00:51:59,936 --> 00:52:02,656
people with those sorts of disabilities
1163
00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:04,120
falling in love with each other.
1164
00:52:04,224 --> 00:52:04,648
>> Parker: Yes.
1165
00:52:04,728 --> 00:52:05,160
>> Freddy: Right?
1166
00:52:05,264 --> 00:52:08,064
>> Parker: And she made me watch because there's one where they start singing.
1167
00:52:08,014 --> 00:52:10,870
was this from you feel the love
1168
00:52:10,902 --> 00:52:13,822
tonight or whatever. They're like. Like, these two people with,
1169
00:52:13,838 --> 00:52:16,750
like, down syndrome or whatever, and they're, like, sitting on a. Like, a porch, and they're just,
1170
00:52:16,782 --> 00:52:19,274
like, singing to each other, like, Dan, you.
1171
00:52:20,814 --> 00:52:23,742
Oh, man. She said it to me, and she was
1172
00:52:23,758 --> 00:52:26,230
like, isn't that romantic? And I was like, that's the.
1173
00:52:26,342 --> 00:52:27,702
Yes, yes, it is.
1174
00:52:27,798 --> 00:52:30,070
>> Freddy: Yeah. Very romantic.
1175
00:52:30,262 --> 00:52:32,502
>> Parker: We've been scarred. Because of Jason.
1176
00:52:32,678 --> 00:52:34,270
>> Parker: No. Yeah. And so that popped.
1177
00:52:34,302 --> 00:52:36,974
Speaking of that and not to, this popped up the other
1178
00:52:37,014 --> 00:52:39,078
night. The other sister was on.
1179
00:52:39,246 --> 00:52:39,526
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1180
00:52:39,550 --> 00:52:42,518
>> Parker: Jason is like, isn't this your favorite movie? And I was like, well, there
1181
00:52:42,526 --> 00:52:43,634
are parts that I like.
1182
00:52:45,494 --> 00:52:47,942
Have you seen the other sister? Draper, our old
1183
00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:50,872
buddy? So, the other sister is a movie with Giovanni or BC
1184
00:52:50,944 --> 00:52:53,672
and Juliette Lewis where they both play people who are, like,
1185
00:52:53,704 --> 00:52:54,656
retarded or whatever.
1186
00:52:54,776 --> 00:52:55,584
>> Freddy: Right. Yeah.
1187
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,360
>> Parker: And they, like, fall in love and, like, bang and all this stuff. Yeah,
1188
00:52:58,448 --> 00:53:01,432
yeah. But there's a speech where he
1189
00:53:01,464 --> 00:53:02,680
talks about it, and it just.
1190
00:53:02,728 --> 00:53:03,344
>> Freddy: It.
1191
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:06,208
>> Parker: It makes me laugh because, you know, it's the
1192
00:53:06,232 --> 00:53:08,648
spirit of it, Fred. Spirit of the
1193
00:53:08,672 --> 00:53:09,336
speech.
1194
00:53:09,496 --> 00:53:09,622
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1195
00:53:09,622 --> 00:53:11,186
>> Parker: so it's very funny, though.
1196
00:53:11,806 --> 00:53:12,846
>> Freddy: You're a mean m man.
1197
00:53:12,926 --> 00:53:14,310
>> Parker: I probably am a little.
1198
00:53:14,438 --> 00:53:17,168
>> Parker: It hasn't. No, it's not being mean. It's.
1199
00:53:17,232 --> 00:53:20,208
It's. It's okay. It
1200
00:53:20,232 --> 00:53:20,662
is.
1201
00:53:20,662 --> 00:53:23,166
>> Parker: I was waiting on. I was like, is he going to be able to save
1202
00:53:23,206 --> 00:53:23,786
this?
1203
00:53:25,926 --> 00:53:26,974
Absolutely not.
1204
00:53:27,030 --> 00:53:29,830
>> Freddy: Okay, so I'm going to go ahead and
1205
00:53:29,918 --> 00:53:31,950
get this one out the way. Yeah.
1206
00:53:31,998 --> 00:53:32,786
>> Parker: Thank you.
1207
00:53:34,646 --> 00:53:37,206
>> Freddy: Didn't know she was pregnant. Gives
1208
00:53:37,246 --> 00:53:40,078
birth inside of a golden corral
1209
00:53:40,142 --> 00:53:40,986
bathroom.
1210
00:53:42,526 --> 00:53:44,386
>> Parker: How do you know you're not pregnant?
1211
00:53:44,686 --> 00:53:45,986
>> Parker: Well, I know I'm not.
1212
00:53:46,686 --> 00:53:49,350
>> Parker: That's how you know. I know that.
1213
00:53:49,478 --> 00:53:51,526
So how would you know that you're not?
1214
00:53:51,606 --> 00:53:53,066
>> Parker: Mostly because I have a penis.
1215
00:53:53,606 --> 00:53:54,798
>> Parker: No, no, no.
1216
00:53:54,902 --> 00:53:56,826
>> Parker: That's how I personally know.
1217
00:53:58,566 --> 00:54:01,446
That's how I know. I'm not saying for anybody else. I can't speak for other people,
1218
00:54:01,486 --> 00:54:04,134
but I know because.
1219
00:54:04,270 --> 00:54:06,670
Yep. Nope. No baby in there today.
1220
00:54:06,838 --> 00:54:09,810
>> Parker: Yeah, but how would it. How can the woman not, know?
1221
00:54:09,938 --> 00:54:10,570
>> Parker: Yeah, that's good.
1222
00:54:10,618 --> 00:54:10,874
>> Freddy: So.
1223
00:54:10,930 --> 00:54:13,882
>> Parker: Well, for one thing, Alan, she was in a golden corral.
1224
00:54:14,074 --> 00:54:15,006
>> Freddy: The woman.
1225
00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:16,914
>> Parker: Yeah, that's true.
1226
00:54:16,970 --> 00:54:18,966
>> Freddy: Was interviewed and asked,
1227
00:54:19,746 --> 00:54:22,606
you know, asked about the situation,
1228
00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:26,042
and she said she thought she was just going to the
1229
00:54:26,074 --> 00:54:27,606
bathroom to make,
1230
00:54:30,986 --> 00:54:33,942
but instead. Instead wound up
1231
00:54:33,974 --> 00:54:36,606
giving birth to a healthy baby boy weighing six
1232
00:54:36,646 --> 00:54:37,906
pounds, one ounces.
1233
00:54:42,406 --> 00:54:44,918
>> Parker: By the time he left golden corral, he weighed 18 pounds
1234
00:54:44,942 --> 00:54:45,746
4oz.
1235
00:54:48,646 --> 00:54:51,382
>> Freddy: Staff workers were interviewed and asked about the
1236
00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:54,266
situation, with one saying
1237
00:54:55,606 --> 00:54:58,438
she was not surprised. This isn't, the largest thing
1238
00:54:58,552 --> 00:55:00,726
being dropped off in that bathroom.
1239
00:55:02,546 --> 00:55:05,386
>> Parker: I hope she really said that. I feel like you wrote that, but I hope she really
1240
00:55:05,426 --> 00:55:08,330
said that. Like, that's not the biggest
1241
00:55:08,378 --> 00:55:11,046
mess I've ever had to clean up in a golden corral women's room.
1242
00:55:18,826 --> 00:55:21,330
>> Freddy: According to the Cleveland clinic, about one in.
1243
00:55:21,418 --> 00:55:23,326
>> Parker: It was a Cleveland steamer.
1244
00:55:25,106 --> 00:55:26,824
>> Freddy: One in, two.
1245
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,792
2500 pregnancies go unnoticed
1246
00:55:29,824 --> 00:55:30,676
until the.
1247
00:55:31,696 --> 00:55:33,196
>> Parker: That's crazy to think.
1248
00:55:34,096 --> 00:55:36,960
>> Parker: How can you not know with the. You know, the
1249
00:55:37,008 --> 00:55:38,384
contraction well, but you.
1250
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,392
>> Parker: Don'T know, but you see that morning sickness, and I feel like.
1251
00:55:41,424 --> 00:55:44,248
And I'm probably generalizing and I'm probably wrong,
1252
00:55:44,432 --> 00:55:47,032
but I'm gonna say I feel like there's a
1253
00:55:47,064 --> 00:55:49,640
subset of ladies who can't
1254
00:55:49,688 --> 00:55:51,598
tell visually.
1255
00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:52,326
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1256
00:55:52,406 --> 00:55:54,346
>> Parker: If they're pregnant or not. Yeah, but
1257
00:55:55,206 --> 00:55:55,926
very carefully.
1258
00:55:55,966 --> 00:55:57,598
>> Parker: But physically, they would know.
1259
00:55:57,662 --> 00:55:59,346
>> Parker: I mean, well, but would. They.
1260
00:56:02,086 --> 00:56:04,694
>> Parker: Did not know she was not pregnant. And same thing with.
1261
00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:07,654
>> Parker: With Shana knew she was pregnant, but she was also very
1262
00:56:07,710 --> 00:56:09,586
evident from her,
1263
00:56:10,646 --> 00:56:13,062
the shape of her body that she. Even
1264
00:56:13,094 --> 00:56:16,070
if there are many women who don't
1265
00:56:16,118 --> 00:56:17,196
have that luxury.
1266
00:56:17,326 --> 00:56:20,160
>> Parker: So they must have stomach eggs all the time. You know, it's like.
1267
00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,178
>> Parker: Right, if you. Dude.
1268
00:56:21,202 --> 00:56:23,978
Okay, so you're good. Okay. You go to golden
1269
00:56:24,002 --> 00:56:26,922
Corral twice a week. All right? And you
1270
00:56:26,954 --> 00:56:29,866
tell me you don't think maybe that was just from gold, like,
1271
00:56:29,906 --> 00:56:31,646
that contraction might have been
1272
00:56:34,986 --> 00:56:37,858
ever since I saw that person take the bacon off
1273
00:56:37,882 --> 00:56:40,246
their plate with their hand and put it back on the tray.
1274
00:56:40,626 --> 00:56:43,478
I can't. There's, nothing that surprises
1275
00:56:43,542 --> 00:56:44,786
me about golden crown.
1276
00:56:44,966 --> 00:56:45,426
>> Freddy: Wow.
1277
00:56:45,506 --> 00:56:46,178
>> Parker: I didn't know. What?
1278
00:56:46,202 --> 00:56:49,122
>> Parker: That you were there with me. They took off too much bacon, and
1279
00:56:49,154 --> 00:56:52,082
they were, like, with the. More like,
1280
00:56:52,114 --> 00:56:55,114
too much. And picked it up with their bare hands and put it back in the
1281
00:56:55,130 --> 00:56:55,450
thing.
1282
00:56:55,538 --> 00:56:56,786
>> Parker: Back on the thing. That's right.
1283
00:56:56,826 --> 00:56:58,446
>> Parker: I was like, well, no bacon for me.
1284
00:56:59,546 --> 00:57:02,448
Sad. that was the one and only time I've been to gold corral. I haven't
1285
00:57:02,472 --> 00:57:05,144
been back since, and I'll never probably go back again.
1286
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,632
>> Parker: I wonder how many. I wonder how many of them had it at
1287
00:57:07,664 --> 00:57:08,516
Ryan's.
1288
00:57:09,796 --> 00:57:12,732
>> Freddy: Plenty of dumpster babies, because
1289
00:57:12,764 --> 00:57:14,536
you hear that.
1290
00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:16,212
>> Parker: I mean, it's.
1291
00:57:16,244 --> 00:57:19,212
>> Parker: It's common that you hear that a lot, that women don't know that they're
1292
00:57:19,244 --> 00:57:22,244
pregnant. And the next thing you know, you know, there's like, yeah, I gotta
1293
00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:23,372
go to the bathroom.
1294
00:57:23,564 --> 00:57:25,908
>> Freddy: And it turns out baby one in
1295
00:57:25,932 --> 00:57:27,092
2500.
1296
00:57:27,284 --> 00:57:28,776
>> Parker: Wow. Yeah.
1297
00:57:29,076 --> 00:57:30,656
>> Freddy: She named a baby.
1298
00:57:33,062 --> 00:57:34,226
>> Parker: it's a dude, right?
1299
00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:37,538
>> Freddy: It is. Yeah.
1300
00:57:37,562 --> 00:57:38,866
>> Parker: She said it's a boy. Yeah.
1301
00:57:38,946 --> 00:57:39,322
>> Parker: Yeah.
1302
00:57:39,394 --> 00:57:41,782
>> Freddy: Name the baby. I just had it.
1303
00:57:47,162 --> 00:57:48,862
>> Parker: Kids eat three on Wednesdays.
1304
00:57:53,162 --> 00:57:54,222
>> Freddy: Tamar
1305
00:57:55,362 --> 00:57:57,982
Kylon Corral
1306
00:57:59,082 --> 00:58:00,222
Wood fork.
1307
00:58:01,462 --> 00:58:03,494
>> Parker: No, she didn't. You're making that shit up.
1308
00:58:03,598 --> 00:58:04,562
>> Freddy: No, I'm not.
1309
00:58:05,102 --> 00:58:07,982
>> Parker: Well, good for. Good for. I'm glad the baby was
1310
00:58:08,022 --> 00:58:10,974
safely done. My question is, did she go to the
1311
00:58:10,998 --> 00:58:12,142
buffet after the baby?
1312
00:58:12,182 --> 00:58:12,710
>> Parker: Yeah.
1313
00:58:12,846 --> 00:58:15,630
>> Parker: Oh, did she pay for you?
1314
00:58:15,646 --> 00:58:16,006
>> Parker: Paid me.
1315
00:58:16,054 --> 00:58:18,442
>> Parker: Wanted to get dessert. I was just trying to ate the baby.
1316
00:58:20,102 --> 00:58:21,922
They don't serve this on the buffet.
1317
00:58:24,222 --> 00:58:26,750
Well, I'm glad they're
1318
00:58:26,926 --> 00:58:27,682
gross.
1319
00:58:28,462 --> 00:58:30,772
>> Parker: So can you imagine? What can you make? let's say she's
1320
00:58:30,812 --> 00:58:33,676
married. You know? Is she like,
1321
00:58:33,764 --> 00:58:36,556
I got to go to the bathroom and I'll be right back. And she comes
1322
00:58:36,604 --> 00:58:38,980
back out and be like, we just had a
1323
00:58:38,996 --> 00:58:41,556
baby. You know, you imagine the husband's gonna be
1324
00:58:41,564 --> 00:58:44,552
like, wait a second, I gotta go to the bathroom myself.
1325
00:58:45,892 --> 00:58:48,532
>> Parker: Never to be seen again. I gotta go to the bathroom.
1326
00:58:48,692 --> 00:58:49,084
>> Parker: Bathroom.
1327
00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:50,392
>> Parker: And get a pack of cigarettes.
1328
00:58:52,412 --> 00:58:54,938
>> Freddy: I'll be right in. A post on
1329
00:58:55,010 --> 00:58:57,274
x, golden Corral crack
1330
00:58:57,338 --> 00:58:59,786
congratulated her and her
1331
00:58:59,834 --> 00:59:02,618
family by posting, it's a boy.
1332
00:59:02,770 --> 00:59:04,862
Please join us in welcoming
1333
00:59:05,562 --> 00:59:08,442
Tamar Kylon
1334
00:59:08,522 --> 00:59:11,314
Corral Woodfork, who was so excited
1335
00:59:11,378 --> 00:59:14,042
that his mother was dining at Golden Corral that he
1336
00:59:14,082 --> 00:59:15,862
decided to join her.
1337
00:59:17,322 --> 00:59:18,102
Wow.
1338
00:59:19,122 --> 00:59:21,102
>> Parker: They took advantage of that shit.
1339
00:59:21,552 --> 00:59:22,408
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1340
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,736
>> Parker: Oh, and little Rock, Arkansas.
1341
00:59:24,904 --> 00:59:26,928
>> Freddy: Yeah, Minnesota.
1342
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,526
>> Parker: A, little Rock, Minnesota. The second littlest
1343
00:59:29,574 --> 00:59:30,202
rock.
1344
00:59:32,822 --> 00:59:35,702
Like, a lot of little rocks, apparently, in the world.
1345
00:59:35,782 --> 00:59:35,974
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1346
00:59:35,998 --> 00:59:38,442
>> Parker: I wouldn't have known there was a little rock in Minnesota.
1347
00:59:41,702 --> 00:59:44,590
>> Parker: Little rock anyway,
1348
00:59:44,646 --> 00:59:47,518
so. Well, that's crazy. I'm glad that the baby's safe
1349
00:59:47,550 --> 00:59:48,134
and sound.
1350
00:59:48,238 --> 00:59:48,430
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1351
00:59:48,446 --> 00:59:49,206
>> Parker: That's what's important.
1352
00:59:49,334 --> 00:59:51,042
>> Parker: And she got it to go back.
1353
00:59:53,622 --> 00:59:56,564
>> Parker: I wonder she gets like a, Since they celebrated that,
1354
00:59:56,588 --> 00:59:58,582
I wonder if she gets like, a free, years.
1355
00:59:58,882 --> 01:00:01,022
>> Freddy: Worth of free meals.
1356
01:00:01,362 --> 01:00:04,022
>> Parker: I was thinking, like, a voucher for one more meal.
1357
01:00:06,042 --> 01:00:09,034
>> Parker: She probably argued that. She probably was like, I didn't get to finish my
1358
01:00:09,058 --> 01:00:10,542
meal. You should give me another one.
1359
01:00:13,562 --> 01:00:16,418
>> Freddy: Yeah, it was that prime rib gave me indigestion and put
1360
01:00:16,450 --> 01:00:17,462
me in the layer.
1361
01:00:20,232 --> 01:00:22,504
>> Parker: If you've ever eaten here, you'll know it was totally your fault.
1362
01:00:22,528 --> 01:00:23,852
>> Parker: Golden brown. Wow.
1363
01:00:24,272 --> 01:00:27,176
>> Parker: Well, we've gotten past the 50
1364
01:00:27,224 --> 01:00:30,016
minutes mark of the show, so that means we can talk about food from here on out.
1365
01:00:30,064 --> 01:00:32,372
>> Freddy: The last time I was at Golden Corral.
1366
01:00:32,952 --> 01:00:34,452
>> Parker: Okay, here we go.
1367
01:00:36,672 --> 01:00:38,862
>> Freddy: The damn, steak man walked on.
1368
01:00:41,242 --> 01:00:44,210
He was so bad, people was pissing him off so bad
1369
01:00:44,266 --> 01:00:46,182
that he walked off a career.
1370
01:00:46,642 --> 01:00:47,862
>> Parker: Oh, shit.
1371
01:00:48,282 --> 01:00:49,570
>> Parker: He take the steak with him?
1372
01:00:49,666 --> 01:00:52,142
>> Freddy: No, he left all the steaks on the grill.
1373
01:00:52,682 --> 01:00:54,062
>> Parker: He just walked up.
1374
01:00:55,442 --> 01:00:56,938
What was he about?
1375
01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:59,442
>> Freddy: People was just arguing with him. Yeah.
1376
01:00:59,562 --> 01:01:01,662
>> Parker: They were like, where's my steak at?
1377
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:04,802
>> Freddy: I want medium well. I want a well done steak.
1378
01:01:04,842 --> 01:01:05,154
>> Parker: Yeah.
1379
01:01:05,218 --> 01:01:07,848
>> Freddy: You know. Oh, boy,
1380
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,776
dude, you can't just throw 50
1381
01:01:10,824 --> 01:01:13,648
steaks on the grill, right? I mean, that's something. You got
1382
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,472
a kind of. You can't really make it to order, but,
1383
01:01:16,552 --> 01:01:17,612
you know, you got,
1384
01:01:19,712 --> 01:01:20,184
like, if.
1385
01:01:20,208 --> 01:01:22,998
>> Parker: I go there and I, like, if I go get the all, You can eat steak,
1386
01:01:23,030 --> 01:01:25,926
whatever. Usually I'm like, what you got? That's what I tell them. What
1387
01:01:25,934 --> 01:01:28,886
you. Yeah, you know, it's like, dude. And usually
1388
01:01:28,934 --> 01:01:31,926
they're like, I got this. I got this. I got this. You know, I'm not
1389
01:01:31,934 --> 01:01:32,762
gonna beat you.
1390
01:01:34,862 --> 01:01:36,310
I'll take them all. Hell, yeah.
1391
01:01:36,366 --> 01:01:37,082
>> Parker: I already.
1392
01:01:37,862 --> 01:01:40,744
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah. Medium. rare.
1393
01:01:40,808 --> 01:01:42,492
Raw. I don't give a shit.
1394
01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:45,858
>> Parker: I don't know about raw. That's. That's one of the things, like,
1395
01:01:45,890 --> 01:01:48,778
Jack, I think I've told you before, we've gone to the chinese buffet a couple times,
1396
01:01:48,810 --> 01:01:50,702
and he's like, sushi. And I'm like, nope,
1397
01:01:52,202 --> 01:01:54,702
same with golden brows. Well, that's different.
1398
01:01:55,122 --> 01:01:57,170
>> Parker: I mean, steak. You can eat a steak raw.
1399
01:01:57,306 --> 01:02:00,138
>> Parker: You can't steak raw. You have to sear the outside. You have to kill
1400
01:02:00,170 --> 01:02:01,422
the bacterials.
1401
01:02:01,802 --> 01:02:04,502
>> Parker: Well, you can eat it raw. I mean, especially, like, a
1402
01:02:05,602 --> 01:02:06,906
teddy to that guy.
1403
01:02:06,994 --> 01:02:09,662
>> Freddy: You ever see that guy to eat. Eat all the raw meat?
1404
01:02:09,962 --> 01:02:12,582
>> Parker: Well, not liver can.
1405
01:02:14,122 --> 01:02:16,922
It turned out that that's not true. They call.
1406
01:02:20,902 --> 01:02:23,334
>> Parker: It yet the only, the only raw mediate was
1407
01:02:23,358 --> 01:02:24,122
balls.
1408
01:02:24,422 --> 01:02:25,202
>> Parker: Yep.
1409
01:02:28,302 --> 01:02:31,198
I mean, like, like a medium rare
1410
01:02:31,390 --> 01:02:34,262
or something. Like an assertion. They don't taste bad
1411
01:02:34,302 --> 01:02:37,134
because if you get a medium, if you get a well done
1412
01:02:37,158 --> 01:02:40,118
sirloin, you know, it's gonna. We're 50 minutes, right? Yeah.
1413
01:02:40,150 --> 01:02:42,926
Okay. If you get a sirloin, ah, at 15, you
1414
01:02:42,934 --> 01:02:45,924
know, at 50 minutes, you know,
1415
01:02:45,948 --> 01:02:46,872
at full.
1416
01:02:47,172 --> 01:02:47,868
>> Parker: Right.
1417
01:02:48,020 --> 01:02:50,924
>> Parker: You know, it's going to be hard. It's going to be hard, right? That's what
1418
01:02:50,948 --> 01:02:51,752
she said.
1419
01:02:52,652 --> 01:02:53,392
>> Parker: Well,
1420
01:02:56,012 --> 01:02:58,676
well, Fred. McDonald's is removing their AI
1421
01:02:58,764 --> 01:03:01,674
powered ordering technology from their drive thru window, drive through
1422
01:03:01,698 --> 01:03:04,298
restaurants all over the US because
1423
01:03:04,370 --> 01:03:07,266
customers have been sharing comical mishaps online. Are you
1424
01:03:07,274 --> 01:03:08,622
still there, Fred? By the way?
1425
01:03:09,502 --> 01:03:12,494
>> Parker: So, in other words, the A is
1426
01:03:12,518 --> 01:03:14,294
not going to fuck it up. The regular people are.
1427
01:03:14,358 --> 01:03:17,236
>> Parker: The AI has been fucking up. so McDonald's told franchisees
1428
01:03:17,284 --> 01:03:20,112
it would remove the tech from more than 100 restaurants
1429
01:03:20,452 --> 01:03:23,182
where, it's been testing it. It'll be gone by the end of July.
1430
01:03:23,562 --> 01:03:26,382
Because apparently, according to this person,
1431
01:03:26,618 --> 01:03:29,440
after thoughtful review, McDonald's has decided to end our current
1432
01:03:29,496 --> 01:03:31,936
global partnership with IBM and AOT
1433
01:03:32,064 --> 01:03:34,754
automated order taking beyond this year
1434
01:03:34,938 --> 01:03:37,714
because people are blasting them on Twitter and everything
1435
01:03:37,778 --> 01:03:40,602
else because basically they're screwing
1436
01:03:40,642 --> 01:03:43,306
people, screwing stuff up. So it's become
1437
01:03:43,354 --> 01:03:46,074
apparent that replacing human restaurant workers may not be as
1438
01:03:46,098 --> 01:03:49,058
straightforward as people initially feared and or
1439
01:03:49,090 --> 01:03:52,058
the IBM people hoped and order takers
1440
01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:54,642
mishaps have been discounted or has been
1441
01:03:54,722 --> 01:03:57,530
documented online. In one video, a
1442
01:03:57,546 --> 01:04:00,330
young woman becomes increasingly exasperated as she attempts to
1443
01:04:00,346 --> 01:04:03,204
convince the AI that she wants a caramel ice cream,
1444
01:04:03,378 --> 01:04:06,048
only for it to add multiple stacks of butter to her
1445
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:06,652
order.
1446
01:04:09,432 --> 01:04:12,232
In another video, a person claims that her order got confused
1447
01:04:12,272 --> 01:04:14,968
with one being made by someone else, resulting in
1448
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,772
nine cups of tea being added to her bill.
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01:04:19,072 --> 01:04:21,692
>> Parker: And, you know, that makes sense
1450
01:04:23,312 --> 01:04:25,618
because I've ordered for McDonald's and it's,
1451
01:04:25,568 --> 01:04:28,568
totally, totally different. Another one I
1452
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,524
ordered, you know, but I didn't realize it was AI. Yeah.
1453
01:04:31,588 --> 01:04:32,740
Oh, shit. Okay.
1454
01:04:32,836 --> 01:04:35,604
>> Parker: Another popular video includes two people laughing while hundreds of
1455
01:04:35,628 --> 01:04:37,872
dollars worth of chicken nuggets are added to their order,
1456
01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:41,148
while another person had. Apparently the AI
1457
01:04:41,180 --> 01:04:43,992
told people to add bacon to their ice cream in error.
1458
01:04:44,972 --> 01:04:47,900
So I was going to
1459
01:04:47,916 --> 01:04:50,894
say that's the only problem. And when, when the
1460
01:04:50,918 --> 01:04:53,082
reporters asked McDonald's AI,
1461
01:04:53,748 --> 01:04:56,748
about the situation, it said, please drive
1462
01:04:56,780 --> 01:04:57,352
forward.
1463
01:05:00,572 --> 01:05:02,684
>> Parker: It said milkshake machine broken.
1464
01:05:02,788 --> 01:05:03,308
>> Parker: Yeah.
1465
01:05:03,420 --> 01:05:06,220
>> Freddy: Those. Are those the fully automated
1466
01:05:06,316 --> 01:05:08,832
restaurants? No, I think
1467
01:05:09,212 --> 01:05:10,392
only one.
1468
01:05:11,572 --> 01:05:14,474
>> Parker: Yeah. You know, they, they do it in the, Wendy's was doing it too. Like
1469
01:05:14,498 --> 01:05:17,258
where we talked about with Wendy's doing the AI drive through.
1470
01:05:17,290 --> 01:05:19,098
People like, drive through attendance.
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01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:20,022
>> Freddy: Right.
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01:05:20,602 --> 01:05:23,186
>> Parker: So it's not, you know, it's one of those things that.
1473
01:05:23,234 --> 01:05:26,000
>> Parker: Yeah, drive through. Because a lot of times you'll order and,
1474
01:05:26,146 --> 01:05:29,134
and it'll be, another voice and then you'll order it and
1475
01:05:29,158 --> 01:05:32,070
then they'll voice will come out and be like,
1476
01:05:32,166 --> 01:05:35,158
so do you want. Because I've done that. I've been like, I want the ten piece chicken
1477
01:05:35,190 --> 01:05:38,006
nugget. And then it'll be like, she'll come back
1478
01:05:38,054 --> 01:05:40,630
and be like, did you say 50? And I'm like, no,
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01:05:40,686 --> 01:05:43,398
ten, you know? So that's the
1480
01:05:43,430 --> 01:05:46,182
AI saying, putting 50. Yeah,
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01:05:46,302 --> 01:05:49,238
it makes a lot of sense now. And I didn't realize that was AI. Ah, I figured
1482
01:05:49,270 --> 01:05:51,798
there was just an idiot. Yeah,
1483
01:05:51,870 --> 01:05:52,758
exactly.
1484
01:05:52,950 --> 01:05:54,282
>> Parker: That's what I thought,
1485
01:05:56,432 --> 01:05:59,282
telling you that AI, you can't mess with it, but, yeah. So that's.
1486
01:05:59,402 --> 01:06:02,218
Thankfully for now, people, McDonald's
1487
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:03,342
jobs are safe.
1488
01:06:09,202 --> 01:06:10,218
>> Freddy: There you go.
1489
01:06:10,330 --> 01:06:12,114
>> Parker: So you got any other ones, Fred? I think I want.
1490
01:06:12,178 --> 01:06:14,194
>> Freddy: No, I'm all out of.
1491
01:06:14,338 --> 01:06:16,666
>> Parker: I got one more here. Oh, you got no one.
1492
01:06:16,834 --> 01:06:17,674
>> Freddy: I do.
1493
01:06:17,818 --> 01:06:18,942
>> Parker: Let's hear it.
1494
01:06:21,442 --> 01:06:23,982
>> Freddy: So, North Korea. Ooh.
1495
01:06:25,962 --> 01:06:28,222
In a fit of
1496
01:06:29,082 --> 01:06:31,462
funny aggression. I guess you would call it
1497
01:06:31,882 --> 01:06:34,706
funny sending. Yeah. Have been
1498
01:06:34,754 --> 01:06:37,502
sending balloons
1499
01:06:38,282 --> 01:06:40,368
with bags of poop tied to them.
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01:06:41,732 --> 01:06:43,472
I heard South Korea.
1501
01:06:44,172 --> 01:06:45,312
>> Parker: That's hilarious.
1502
01:06:47,092 --> 01:06:49,792
>> Freddy: So I could guess. You could say shit's going south.
1503
01:06:52,172 --> 01:06:53,832
>> Parker: It's a shitty situation.
1504
01:06:55,492 --> 01:06:56,832
>> Freddy: Shit's going down.
1505
01:06:57,572 --> 01:06:58,352
>> Parker: Yeah.
1506
01:06:59,932 --> 01:07:01,372
>> Parker: It goes up and shit goes down.
1507
01:07:01,412 --> 01:07:03,988
>> Parker: That's all we can't
1508
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,532
do. We'll throw shit on.
1509
01:07:05,572 --> 01:07:08,346
>> Freddy: Yeah. With those shit over there. Well,
1510
01:07:08,434 --> 01:07:11,258
balloon some shit to you. That's
1511
01:07:11,290 --> 01:07:14,248
awesome. I think that's what happened. was that
1512
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,664
two years ago with that damn balloon over Myrtle
1513
01:07:16,688 --> 01:07:17,292
beach?
1514
01:07:17,912 --> 01:07:19,296
>> Parker: Shit balloon. Yeah, that was.
1515
01:07:19,384 --> 01:07:20,800
>> Freddy: That was a shit balloon.
1516
01:07:20,936 --> 01:07:21,488
>> Parker: Yeah.
1517
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,808
>> Freddy: North Korea. The north korean shit
1518
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,864
balloon keeps happening.
1519
01:07:25,968 --> 01:07:27,572
>> Parker: That's a good name for this episode.
1520
01:07:30,072 --> 01:07:32,732
It was gonna be inner boobs, and now it's gonna be.
1521
01:07:38,281 --> 01:07:41,121
I love it. 99 brown
1522
01:07:41,161 --> 01:07:42,421
chip balloons
1523
01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,181
floating in the.
1524
01:07:46,601 --> 01:07:49,209
>> Parker: You gotta think about the logistics of it, you
1525
01:07:49,225 --> 01:07:52,193
know? All right, we gotta find. All right. Make sure you take
1526
01:07:52,217 --> 01:07:52,981
a shit.
1527
01:07:53,681 --> 01:07:55,341
>> Parker: Put every shit you have
1528
01:07:57,201 --> 01:07:57,569
to put.
1529
01:07:57,585 --> 01:08:00,329
>> Parker: It in a box, and then they got to take it to where they really needs to go to the
1530
01:08:00,345 --> 01:08:03,006
balling place. And then somebody in the balloon place
1531
01:08:03,134 --> 01:08:04,950
has to put it in the balloon.
1532
01:08:05,126 --> 01:08:08,070
>> Freddy: And then they got a streak inside on
1533
01:08:08,086 --> 01:08:10,322
the street. It's in a bag title.
1534
01:08:10,662 --> 01:08:13,630
>> Parker: Yeah. That's how it returns
1535
01:08:13,646 --> 01:08:14,402
to earth.
1536
01:08:15,462 --> 01:08:18,060
>> Freddy: So, you know, like, when, a balloon goes up so
1537
01:08:18,108 --> 01:08:20,616
high, it'll pop right
1538
01:08:21,436 --> 01:08:22,176
down.
1539
01:08:24,636 --> 01:08:25,696
>> Parker: Literal shit.
1540
01:08:27,956 --> 01:08:30,896
>> Freddy: A bag of shit falling at permanent velocity.
1541
01:08:32,956 --> 01:08:35,852
>> Parker: This guy's day starts off. He
1542
01:08:35,884 --> 01:08:38,796
wakes up in the morning, and he slips on his
1543
01:08:38,836 --> 01:08:41,804
dog shit. And then he's pissed off. And
1544
01:08:41,820 --> 01:08:44,276
then he goes to work and the power goes
1545
01:08:44,316 --> 01:08:47,212
out. So they're like, all right, go home early. Then
1546
01:08:47,244 --> 01:08:50,172
he gets stuck in a traffic jam, and he's like, air
1547
01:08:50,204 --> 01:08:51,676
conditioning stops working.
1548
01:08:51,796 --> 01:08:53,536
>> Freddy: He opens his sunroof
1549
01:09:00,436 --> 01:09:02,176
right before he gets home.
1550
01:09:03,756 --> 01:09:06,532
What if it's like, what if it's, like, 20
1551
01:09:06,604 --> 01:09:09,516
bags all in, like, a cloud form?
1552
01:09:09,596 --> 01:09:10,420
>> Parker: You know what I'm saying?
1553
01:09:10,548 --> 01:09:13,016
>> Freddy: They all start plopping at the same time.
1554
01:09:14,236 --> 01:09:15,336
>> Parker: Oh, my God.
1555
01:09:25,756 --> 01:09:28,698
>> Parker: Because it starts coming down, like, because he gets up there and it
1556
01:09:28,722 --> 01:09:29,566
freezes.
1557
01:09:34,866 --> 01:09:35,926
>> Parker: Oh, my God.
1558
01:09:39,426 --> 01:09:40,886
Oh, goodness.
1559
01:09:42,146 --> 01:09:43,526
>> Freddy: Looking gross.
1560
01:09:45,906 --> 01:09:47,686
>> Parker: Sucks to be in South Korea.
1561
01:09:50,466 --> 01:09:51,966
>> Parker: Sucks to be in South Korea.
1562
01:09:59,036 --> 01:09:59,948
I'm not gonna.
1563
01:10:00,052 --> 01:10:02,536
>> Parker: I mean, I'm not surprised we're not doing that.
1564
01:10:03,316 --> 01:10:04,420
>> Parker: Probably are.
1565
01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:07,276
>> Parker: I mean, now that we know that somebody else is doing
1566
01:10:07,316 --> 01:10:07,636
it.
1567
01:10:07,716 --> 01:10:08,092
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1568
01:10:08,164 --> 01:10:10,988
>> Parker: I'm sure that somebody in Minnesota is gonna do that.
1569
01:10:11,132 --> 01:10:12,636
>> Parker: Right? In Little Rock, Minnesota.
1570
01:10:12,716 --> 01:10:15,020
>> Parker: In Little Rock, Minnesota, is gonna do that.
1571
01:10:15,068 --> 01:10:17,332
>> Freddy: Yeah. we should attack North Carolina like.
1572
01:10:18,232 --> 01:10:20,572
>> Parker: VLC balloons and put shit.
1573
01:10:22,832 --> 01:10:24,892
>> Parker: That's a great merch idea, Alan.
1574
01:10:27,402 --> 01:10:30,106
They're gonna love it. People will be like, oh, get your ship balloon
1575
01:10:30,154 --> 01:10:30,742
today.
1576
01:10:33,762 --> 01:10:36,706
That might m be what people in North Carolina are gonna do to us. And down here in the
1577
01:10:36,714 --> 01:10:37,782
south. No, no.
1578
01:10:41,482 --> 01:10:42,942
>> Freddy: The winds of change.
1579
01:10:44,562 --> 01:10:45,462
>> Parker: You hope.
1580
01:10:47,562 --> 01:10:49,010
You sure hope so.
1581
01:10:49,186 --> 01:10:51,992
All right, you got anything else this
1582
01:10:52,032 --> 01:10:52,472
week?
1583
01:10:52,592 --> 01:10:53,568
>> Freddy: I'm good.
1584
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:56,624
>> Parker: All right. Thanks for listening. We'll be back next
1585
01:10:56,648 --> 01:10:59,160
week with a brand new episode. Hopefully, Fred makes it back from
1586
01:10:59,176 --> 01:11:00,904
Pennsylvania or wherever he's going.
1587
01:11:01,008 --> 01:11:01,692
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1588
01:11:02,032 --> 01:11:03,576
>> Parker: Pencil tucky. Yeah.
1589
01:11:03,624 --> 01:11:06,012
>> Parker: See? I'll see you next week.
1590
01:11:14,752 --> 01:11:17,600
Look at the skies. Don't look up
1591
01:11:17,696 --> 01:11:20,680
there you have. Don't look up with your mouth open, that's for
1592
01:11:20,696 --> 01:11:21,252
sure.
1593
01:11:28,352 --> 01:11:31,278
Pranked, by the trickster. The old
1594
01:11:31,326 --> 01:11:34,006
shit balloon. The old shit balloon prank.
1595
01:11:34,190 --> 01:11:35,394
>> Freddy: Shit balloon.
1596
01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:41,314
Villain, villain.
1597
01:11:43,454 --> 01:11:45,950
>> Parker: Cape, crusader. Can't stop these shit
1598
01:11:45,982 --> 01:11:46,954
balloons.
1599
01:11:49,214 --> 01:11:51,950
Soon enough, all of Gotham's gonna smell like
1600
01:11:52,102 --> 01:11:53,754
one of Arkham asylum.
1601
01:11:54,334 --> 01:11:56,354
>> Freddy: Where's the shit balloons?
1602
01:11:56,654 --> 01:11:58,334
>> Parker: Where are the shit balloons?
1603
01:11:58,454 --> 01:12:00,190
>> Freddy: Where are they? Where are they?
1604
01:12:00,222 --> 01:12:01,074
>> Parker: Not from.
1605
01:12:05,854 --> 01:12:08,726
We are laughing. And we are
1606
01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:11,354
very good friends. Good buddy.
1607
01:12:11,394 --> 01:12:13,174
>> Parker: Sharing a special moment.
1608
01:12:28,994 --> 01:12:31,786
>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man. It's game
1609
01:12:31,850 --> 01:12:32,454
over.
1610
01:12:33,154 --> 01:12:35,698
>> Parker: Just hang m loose, blood. She gonna catch up on a
1611
01:12:35,706 --> 01:12:36,494
rebound.
1612
01:12:42,484 --> 01:12:43,904
>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
1613
01:12:47,884 --> 01:12:49,900
>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks.
1614
01:12:50,052 --> 01:12:52,348
>> Freddy: Hasta la vista, baby.
1615
01:12:52,476 --> 01:12:53,864
>> Parker: Goddamn hit.
1616
01:12:54,884 --> 01:12:55,964
>> Parker: Goddamn.
1617
01:12:56,124 --> 01:12:58,268
>> Parker: Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
1618
01:12:58,356 --> 01:13:00,828
>> Parker: As you know, I'm a man of special
1619
01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:01,404
needs.
1620
01:13:01,524 --> 01:13:01,852
>> Parker: Shirley.
1621
01:13:01,868 --> 01:13:04,800
>> Parker: You can't be serious. I am serious. And, don't call me
1622
01:13:04,816 --> 01:13:05,032
Shirley.