The only thing rarer than a “Monkey Steak” is a podcast this unhinged. In this episode, Parker, Fred, and Allan unleash a chaotic blend of nonsense, philosophy, and unprovoked personal attacks that make you question how microphones are still legal. From culinary abominations to cosmic stupidity, Monkey Steaks captures the raw energy of three men who mistake therapy for podcasting. It’s absurd, hilarious, and somehow still relatable. Bring your sense of humor — and maybe a helmet.
In Monkey Steaks, the Black Lincoln Collective dives headfirst into one of their most chaotic episodes yet — the kind of recording that starts with a bad idea and ends with Fred yelling, “I’m just saying, if monkeys can cook, they’d be better than half these Food Network clowns!”
From that deranged opening, things spiral quickly. Parker can’t stop laughing long enough to explain the origin of the phrase “Monkey Steaks,” Allan attempts to apply logic (mistake number one), and Fred doubles down on the theory that primates should be running hibachi grills. It’s equal parts brilliance and breakdown.
Between rants about cooking shows, bizarre celebrity impressions, and one of the worst business pitches ever conceived (“It’s a steakhouse, but we only serve monkey-themed cuts — trust me, it’s vegan... sort of”), the hosts manage to create comedic gold out of pure chaos.
There’s also a weirdly philosophical detour into what makes humor work — Parker claims, “If you have to explain a joke, you’ve already failed... unless it’s on this show, then it’s just Tuesday.” Fred insists that sarcasm is a “love language,” while Allan tries and fails to keep the conversation from falling into total anarchy.
The result is classic Black Lincoln Collective: a raw, ridiculous, occasionally brilliant display of comedic chemistry. It’s the kind of episode that feels both entirely improvised and impossibly planned, like watching three stand-ups crash a TED Talk.
If you’re new to the show, Monkey Steaks is your initiation. If you’re a returning listener, well, you already know better — and you’re probably here for the trainwreck.
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Facing your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late,
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Swap and mail the stars in the morning, and make it bust!
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With your most harder...
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...featuring the subtly sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome! Welcome! One and all!
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The 210th episode of the BLC Podcast.
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(Bell)
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They're going to sound like a tired Dracula.
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Now who's the old one that ballin' bitch?
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We're probably probably...
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Why did that sound like a tired Dracula?
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I thought it was a bad Dracula, because I thought it was a bad Dracula.
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I thought it was a bad Dracula.
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I thought it was a bad Dracula.
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I'm going to take a nap!
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Who has my dick pillow?
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Who has my...
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...dinch of empire, dinches?
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...son of a bitch, anyway.
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We're probably broadcasting live from the Pledgell E.C. Studios Happy Halloween everybody.
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Scattered all across the upstate of South Carolina.
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You can catch new episodes every single Monday or anytime on YouTube, Insta, Facebook, and all of your favorite podcast platforms.
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And on America's favorite podcast.com!
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And now, the only man that I know whose neither here nor there is Fred.
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I'm everywhere.
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All at once.
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That's right, fingers made of hot dogs.
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I don't think it's a couple of them.
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I mean, the guy's got a boy.
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You never seen the movie?
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Anything anywhere, all at once.
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You see, the hot dog fingers?
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The man on the boards who's making us sound like we do.
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Who?
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All in OTB.
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Welcome to the show.
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I do see everything everywhere all the way.
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And then I watched another movie with that guy in it where he plays the other movie.
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I don't understand everything everywhere.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I don't remember what it was.
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Marshall and Jan.
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Who?
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Yeah, Love Hurts or something.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that.
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Love Hurts.
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Love Hurts or...
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...Hurt Love or...
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...Hurt Locker.
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Something like that.
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Love.
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Something like that.
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Something like that.
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Brokeback Mountain, Love Hurts, whatever.
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Same thing.
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I watch them every day on repeat.
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Well, Fred, it's almost time for Halloween.
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And you know what the blacklinger could...
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What the blacklinger could like this Halloween tradition is, Fred.
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And that is...
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Yeah, what is it?
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To nominate a new member for the BLC Hall of Fame.
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And then...
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Yeah!
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And we're all...
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So, Fred...
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Y'all!
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Yeah.
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This one...
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What happened this year?
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This year...
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I'm gonna read a speech because he wrote a speech...
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Post-he-me...
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Post...
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What do you call it when you're dead?
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Post-he-meosly?
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Post-mortem...
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Post-mortem-missly.
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He's dead, so...
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Post-he-meosly.
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But he wrote this speech on his deathbed for us.
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Rose Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends of the Game, and listeners of the Blacklinger Collective
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Podcasts, Tonight we proudly induct, hopefully, George Richard Dick Titty.
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Yes!
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Thanks for our Hall of Fame.
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A wake for a standout.
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Dick helped win the 1950 Southern Conference title and led the Deacons to two NCAA top 10s.
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He also captured the NCAA long drive crown.
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He shared fairways with Arnold Palmer, Buddy Wersham, appeared on the PGA tour, and chose
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to define his career not by trophies, but by the players he lifted.
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As head-pro is Charlotte Country Club and Cedar Wood Country Club, he turned clubs into
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classrooms, teaching tempo, patience, and character.
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In 1971, he moved to Florida and spent roughly three decades at Bay Hill, shaping golfers
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up every level.
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He recognized among golf magazines top 100 teachers, he translated a maddening game into
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clear, lasting lessons.
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His legacy lives on in Charlotte's Dick Titty Metro Junior Championship.
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That is real.
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Where New Generation discover the joy of Dick Titty's.
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To his family, student and colleagues, thank you, Coach.
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I'm sorry, too, yet to his family, to his family, students and colleagues.
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Thank you, Coach.
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We agree, grip you fixed and confidence you built.
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We honor you.
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On behalf of the Blackling Collector Podcast, assuming Fred now and Titty, welcome to the Hall
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of Fame, Dick Titty.
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That is Ian.
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He's in, right?
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Yes, he is.
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And then he's got to be Ian.
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Yeah, but Titty, I just want to, I think I'm going to be looking for Dick Titty once.
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Dick Titty said, boy, I'll just swing, smooth and you're bald.
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So why's words both Dick that?
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So he's in.
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Congratulations to the Titty family.
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Little Martha and Titty.
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Oh, the whole thing, the whole thing he grew.
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Welcome to the Blackling Collector of Hall of Fame.
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Yeah, the name is big old.
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Yeah, the son of a big old.
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Yeah, floppy.
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Big old floppy was the name of their pet, big old floppy Titty, the family dog.
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We'll never forget him.
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Floppy Titty dog.
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I know.
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Yeah, true.
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For sure.
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All right.
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Well, ladies and gentlemen, we thank you for letting him in the Hall of Fame.
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If you can tweet the show or whatever, we don't really tweet anymore.
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You can contact the show and tell us all the people, but he'll see Hall of Fame.
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I would really appreciate that because I don't know all of them.
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We're not going to go.
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We should really write this stuff again.
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It's kind of stuff down.
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We're going to work on it.
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We're going to work on it.
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I'm going to say it and let's work on it.
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So Fred, I have a question for you.
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There's nothing to do with the Hall of Fame, but in your opinion, out of the three of us,
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and generally like, okay, well, out of the three of us first, and then it will expand
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this to the world.
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Who do you think, out of the three of us, would look coolest with long hair?
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Long hair?
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Long hair, yeah.
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Like not, okay.
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Now for you, not dreds.
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Because dreds are automatically the coolest.
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So, if you had like a long, like, you just grew it like to your shoulder, shoulder length
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Like, uh, curly hair straight hair.
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I don't know.
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That's the whole point is.
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I have.
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I have.
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I have.
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Having hair on your shoulders does not count as shoulder length hair.
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Like, let's see.
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How does this not show?
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For those who are singing home, Fred has pulled out something from the back of his head.
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But that, not all is that long?
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No, not like when you pull it down, like when it's, like, what is it?
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What is it that this is what I'm saying?
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But what if it did?
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What if what if, yeah, what if we, what if we could grow hair like that?
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Which we could.
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All of us could.
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Alan, you have a full head of hair.
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My hair goes up.
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That's what you do.
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What if you grow it eventually, eventually, my hair is afro, man.
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Why are you going?
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I think it was.
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It would not.
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It would.
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So by default, it's me.
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That's not cool.
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Are you trying to go as like white Jesus?
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How are we?
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Remember last year when I told you, I was like, you know, I'm not going to be like,
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no, remember last year when I tried to grow my hair and I got so frustrated because I look
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like an idiot the whole time.
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It's not going to happen again.
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Won't be fooled again.
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But now my hair is getting gray or something like that, you know, but I'm not doing it.
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I'm probably going to get.
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That's what happened to me.
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Like I went through like, I guess you'd say like a mile depression.
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Yeah, I'm saying that not.
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I was just like, I think I just let myself grow.
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I let myself go.
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I didn't cut my hair and let like that.
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That's how it started growing my hair out.
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It's been a year.
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It's been over a year.
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So like, and that's the thing like nobody sees me unless my hair braided.
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My hair.
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Yeah, I'm saying so.
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You should take that you know, he's walking around next week show.
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No, it's it's out now.
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But no, I'm not.
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Take it off.
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Let's see it.
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Yeah.
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I'm already embarrassing myself.
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Why?
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What is it?
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What about you?
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Is there to be embarrassed?
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You've got rock hard abs and an ass won't quit.
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That's right.
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So there's a big little chance there.
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If I put my knee up somebody.
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You know, I mean, if you touch your if you touch your winner, then touch it.
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Need really quick.
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It's kind of the same.
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I was like, is that trustee?
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I used the power of.
254
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Yeah, let's get this in the.
255
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Let's get there.
256
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Halfway there, guys.
257
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Well, no, Fred, I'm sure that your hair looks lovely.
258
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I have, uh, I have like put a per minute.
259
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Like I grew it out, put a per minute.
260
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There you go.
261
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Like, black people.
262
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A perm is a straightener.
263
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Right.
264
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So it's up to you know, right, right.
265
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You had the cap.
266
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Yeah.
267
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,020
Yeah.
268
00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,020
I had that way.
269
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Hey, now come on.
270
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,020
What we should do that for?
271
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:38,020
You just know for how we in Fred now.
272
00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:39,020
Oh no, boo, boo.
273
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:42,020
Uh, I'm not dressing up as the pet.
274
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Williams.
275
00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:46,020
Because then some of the kids are come up and beat me up.
276
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And then I'm on the news again.
277
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,020
There you go again and again.
278
00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:51,020
Nope.
279
00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,020
Not having it.
280
00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:53,020
Sorry.
281
00:11:53,020 --> 00:12:00,020
I'm not having it.
282
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,020
I don't think I'm dressing up.
283
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,020
Not having it.
284
00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,020
Yeah, I'm just giving up with that.
285
00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,020
I get it.
286
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,020
No, I'm not gonna dress up all the way.
287
00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:07,020
What are you doing?
288
00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:10,020
I was going to dress up as a K-pop demon hunter.
289
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,020
Ooh, because that's like the kids favorite thing right now.
290
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,020
Right.
291
00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:19,020
And there's like a fat dumb tiger cat or something.
292
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,020
And I was like, how does it be that?
293
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,020
I'm already got two or three.
294
00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,020
I'm already on the fat in the dumb part.
295
00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:25,020
I just got to where they become a tiger.
296
00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:26,020
Just get the fangs.
297
00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:28,020
Well, so I was going to get, well, no, I was going to be even
298
00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:31,020
lazier than I was going to get a hoodie that had the tiger on or
299
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:33,020
whatever it is on it and be like boom, dressed.
300
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,020
There it is.
301
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,020
And then I was like, they're like 40 bucks.
302
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,020
So.
303
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:38,020
Yes, we're going to his dad this year.
304
00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,020
All right.
305
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:45,020
My daughter said that she wants to be Moana for Halloween.
306
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,020
And then I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more.
307
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
308
00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:51,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
309
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
310
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
311
00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:54,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
312
00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:55,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
313
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
314
00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:57,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
315
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
316
00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
317
00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:00,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
318
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
319
00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:02,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
320
00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:03,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
321
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
322
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:05,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
323
00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:06,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
324
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:07,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
325
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
326
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:18,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
327
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
328
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
329
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
330
00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:22,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
331
00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:23,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
332
00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
333
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
334
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
335
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:27,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
336
00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
337
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
338
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
339
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:31,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
340
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:32,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
341
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
342
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
343
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
344
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:45,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
345
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
346
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
347
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
348
00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:49,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
349
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
350
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
351
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
352
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:53,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
353
00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
354
00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
355
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:56,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
356
00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:57,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
357
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
358
00:13:58,020 --> 00:13:59,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
359
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
360
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
361
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
362
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:12,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
363
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:13,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
364
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
365
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
366
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
367
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
368
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
369
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
370
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
371
00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:21,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
372
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
373
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:23,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
374
00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:24,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
375
00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
376
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
377
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
378
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:28,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
379
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
380
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:32,020
I'm going to be a little bit more.
381
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,020
Fred, what is it you had?
382
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,020
Old-timey.
383
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,020
What?
384
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:36,020
New slang or something?
385
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,020
Or a customer review?
386
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:38,020
Or something?
387
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,020
Or something?
388
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,020
I don't remember what it says.
389
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,020
Yeah.
390
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:42,020
I got.
391
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,020
What's one you want?
392
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,020
Both.
393
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:44,020
Or either.
394
00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,020
Which one's shorter?
395
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,020
Do that one for--
396
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,020
I got it.
397
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,020
Oh, you got to do with ass, but with--
398
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,020
Okay.
399
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:52,020
Please give us some content.
400
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,020
Okay.
401
00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:55,020
Let's do some old-timey slang.
402
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,020
So who else?
403
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,020
Okay.
404
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:03,020
So whoever that was bored
405
00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:07,020
got to a--
406
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:09,020
sorry.
407
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,020
And old-timey slang.
408
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:16,020
And which slang words?
409
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,020
Which slang words did you--
410
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,020
did they want to bring back?
411
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,020
Okay.
412
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:24,020
So I have that list.
413
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:27,020
It is a--
414
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,020
Quite a list.
415
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,020
Ten words.
416
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:33,020
Ten words or ten phrases.
417
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,020
Okay.
418
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:37,020
Are you going to give us the phrases that we can guess that they are?
419
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,020
Twenty.
420
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,020
Well, I mean, you'll know--
421
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,020
You'll know that.
422
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,020
You should old timey--
423
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,020
You should old timey--
424
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,020
They were like that old timey.
425
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:45,020
Yeah, they are.
426
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:46,020
Their old-timey, like--
427
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,020
Well, that--
428
00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:49,020
I say I like fun though.
429
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,020
Well, there's a couple fun though.
430
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:51,020
Fort easy.
431
00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:53,020
But, you know--
432
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:56,020
I'll just give you an example.
433
00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,020
So--
434
00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,020
Yeah, give us a--
435
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,020
Come in at number 20.
436
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:04,020
Coming in at number 20 is a naffoo.
437
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,020
Snaffoo?
438
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,020
We know the snaffoo, but it is.
439
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,020
Snaffoo.
440
00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:08,020
Snaffoo.
441
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:09,020
Yeah, we know that.
442
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,020
Is it like--
443
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:13,020
35% of people want to bring that back.
444
00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,020
Would you want to bring that back?
445
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,020
A snaffoo?
446
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,020
No, you know why?
447
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,020
I would want to bring that back.
448
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:21,020
Because that is a white person phrase if there ever was on.
449
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,020
We don't need that.
450
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,020
Oh, no.
451
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:26,020
They get a-- they get a little wider.
452
00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,020
Oh, there's--
453
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,020
Oh, no.
454
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,020
That's concerning.
455
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:30,020
Oh, no.
456
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:34,020
That's the one guy who grows hair long.
457
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,020
That's concerning.
458
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,020
Okay, no.
459
00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:43,020
How about made in a shade?
460
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:46,020
With a glass of lemonade.
461
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,020
Hmm.
462
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,020
That's a little--
463
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,020
Who wants to bring these back?
464
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:52,020
Is it like--
465
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:55,020
Is it Congress one who wants to bring these back?
466
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:58,020
Is this why they shut down the government?
467
00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,020
Yes, yes.
468
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,020
Yeah.
469
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,020
Because of these phrases that they want to bring back.
470
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,020
All right, this one's from, like--
471
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:06,020
I'll say this one's from, like, the 70s.
472
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,020
Keep on trucking.
473
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,020
Yeah, keep on trucking.
474
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,020
Yeah, keep on trucking.
475
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,020
Yeah, keep on trucking.
476
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:11,020
Yeah, keep on trucking.
477
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,020
Keep on trucking.
478
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,020
Yeah, keep on trucking.
479
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,020
Yeah, keep on trucking.
480
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,020
Keep on trucking.
481
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,020
Yeah, keep on trucking.
482
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,020
Keep on trucking.
483
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,020
Yeah, keep on trucking.
484
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,020
Yeah, keep on trucking.
485
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,020
I mean, truck's gonna be a truck.
486
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,020
Yeah.
487
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,020
Yeah, keep on trucking, man.
488
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:24,020
Even though trucks are becoming automated now and--
489
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,020
Well, you still gotta keep on trucking, man.
490
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,020
I mean, truck's gonna be a truck.
491
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,020
Yeah.
492
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:30,020
So if you're trucking, then that means you're moving.
493
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,020
Yeah.
494
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,020
Just keep on just taking care of business all over again, man.
495
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:36,020
Now, the PCB is out on there and that should be--
496
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,020
Yeah, they're gonna bring something back.
497
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,020
Yeah, the PCB is moving.
498
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,020
Yeah, the PCB is moving.
499
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,020
The PCB is moving.
500
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,020
Yeah, the PCB is moving.
501
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,020
The PCB is moving.
502
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:45,020
I don't think the PCB is ever left.
503
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,020
It's left.
504
00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:47,020
It's left.
505
00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:48,020
It's left.
506
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:49,020
Did you know--
507
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:53,020
Did you know that Rita Franklin said PCB?
508
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:54,020
Yeah.
509
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,020
I always thought it was PCT.
510
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,020
It's R-E-S-E-C-T.
511
00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,020
That's what I mean to me.
512
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,020
R-E-S-C-T.
513
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,020
Take care of PCB.
514
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,020
Yeah.
515
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:03,020
Which kind of don't make sense because--
516
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,020
Yeah, you know.
517
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,020
Just take care of business.
518
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,020
You gotta take care of business.
519
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,020
You gotta take care of business.
520
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,020
Right.
521
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,020
It makes perfect sense.
522
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,020
Which is--
523
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,020
Now, like a--
524
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,020
Don't worry about it.
525
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,020
Yeah.
526
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:14,020
You gotta take care of business.
527
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,020
You gotta take care of business.
528
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:15,020
Yeah.
529
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,020
And then, you know, you gotta take care of business.
530
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,020
You gotta take care of business.
531
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,020
You gotta take care of business.
532
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:19,020
Yeah.
533
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,020
Take care of business.
534
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,020
Yeah.
535
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,020
Take care of business.
536
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,020
Take care of business.
537
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,020
Take care of business.
538
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,020
Take care of business.
539
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:25,020
You gotta take care of business.
540
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,020
Take care of business.
541
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,020
Take care of business.
542
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,020
Take care of business.
543
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,020
Take care of business.
544
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,020
Take care of business.
545
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,020
Take care of business.
546
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:32,020
Take care of business.
547
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,020
Take care of business.
548
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,020
Take care of business.
549
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,020
Take care of business.
550
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,020
It makes perfect sense.
551
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:37,020
Take care of business.
552
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,020
Take care of business.
553
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,020
Take care of business.
554
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,020
Take care of business.
555
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,020
Take care of business.
556
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,020
Take care of business.
557
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,020
It makes perfect sense.
558
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:44,020
Take care of business.
559
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:49,220
day. Yeah, you just saying bomb. I think I did, I think I said something, I was like,
560
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:52,560
"Oh, that's the bomb." And they were like, "What?" That can
561
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,220
become a brother bomb.
562
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:59,420
General Scott Chicken was the bomb. Yet it blew up. Exactly.
563
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:07,340
I think somebody had the 40 outs, it was the one show, one movie where the 40 outs was
564
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:08,820
the bomb. Ya know?
565
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:20,180
Yeah, like rocket legs to like hold it up. The bomb 40 outs. No, I'm gonna let the bomb.
566
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:42,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the nappy bag. The nappy bag. Two pieces of chicken,
567
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:53,420
chicken, you know, biscuit in the side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
568
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:57,660
yeah. All right, Matt, here's a white one for you. Oh good, none of them have been up
569
00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:04,740
now. The bees knees now. The bees knees. Hate that phrase. Whatever, keep on trucking
570
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:08,480
with white. Keep on trucking is cool. No, but see, I feel like anybody could say keep
571
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:14,440
on trucking. Like that's, that's like got enough street cred that people will be like,
572
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:22,840
hey man, keep on trucking. And be like, yeah, I got you. I'm just saying it for a rapper.
573
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:33,720
So keep on trucking. I'd be like, all right. All right, man. Welcome to R&B. Welcome to
574
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:40,040
R&B. Yeah, you're all dreaming, bro. You're about to become the world's greatest country singer.
575
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:47,200
The live would be like, I'm up in that bitch and I keep on fucking. I jump out and put it
576
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:51,880
I keep on trucking. Yeah, let me go. How is that not?
577
00:20:51,880 --> 00:21:06,280
He just made it. This is a bar, bro. Right there. Land up bar, what is that?
578
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:16,760
Oh, shit. Chillax. Man. I think these are made up ones. No, no, these are all real.
579
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:25,080
Yeah, I heard all these. Yeah, I've heard chillax was very popular in their like late 80s.
580
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:32,120
Right. Yeah. Because it was a really mean chill out and relax. Relax. Yeah. Yeah. So they
581
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:36,520
be like, hey, bro, chill out. So they'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? My
582
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:43,800
mom and I like just chill out, bro. Yeah. And the next would take a chill pill.
583
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,600
Like a chill pill. That's a real thing that if anyone said that is happening in the face.
584
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:58,120
Chill pills are good. Yeah, when I was a kid, I was like, how dare you now? I'm like, uh, give me two.
585
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:07,400
I got the aspirin because I could use one right now. And a melatonin chaser. I'm out there.
586
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:16,120
And I would love to, Bill. Thank you so much. Yes, sir. Thank you so much. Uh, you are such you are
587
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:30,440
about everybody. You want a knuckle sandwich? I like the sandwich. I like knuckle sandwich.
588
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:37,480
I think I think more people said fist fight anyway. I agree with that. I agree. I don't know why
589
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:45,960
this show is you got this, you got this agreement argument just find it out. Yeah, punch it out.
590
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:51,400
Punch it out. No, you know, I don't know, baby. It's a pair of knuckle dusters.
591
00:22:51,400 --> 00:23:05,320
I can make yourself a knuckle sandwich. Yeah, so I never a little smock.
592
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:10,920
Yes. Yeah, that's right. That's what's happening next after this. If you open the door to people
593
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:16,920
fighting again, and they're like, well, I hit a woman. All right. It's okay. She doesn't have a
594
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:23,880
human sea. It's just like fish. Man, don't worry. See that on that page receptives.
595
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:35,080
How about the heavy jibis giving me the heavy jibis, man? Yeah. Yeah. All right. I guess.
596
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:43,080
I mean, the meat is the meat. This is just one of this. This sounds like a list. I pull.
597
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:51,080
We're like, we did read. Okay. All right. I'm gonna give you the top five.
598
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:57,640
I didn't know we're moving up. Right. Yeah. I skipped over some because they put over.
599
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:02,600
Oh, you're good call. So these are the top five that have been made in
600
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:12,200
bulk bag. Here's the top five is. Do you want to say a guess? Number five is
601
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:18,760
starts with the G. I'll give you that much. Get in my anus and dance around for a minute.
602
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:27,160
Do you say that all the time? Back in the 80s before 80s game. I asked you to say that all the time.
603
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:37,800
He must do my scout leader. Get in, dummy. We're going to do some drugs.
604
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:43,240
That's groovy. Oh no. No. Groovy. Never.
605
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,240
Oh, groovy. Come on, groovy, man.
606
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:57,240
No. No. No. No. No. She's the man. Man. No, thank you. Coming in at number four.
607
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:01,720
All right. Give me the first letter and we'll we'll figure it out. I guarantee we'll get this one. Okay. This is a phrase.
608
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:08,840
Right. It's a phrase. It's a phrase. It's a phrase. Forward. And I'm gonna give you
609
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:15,560
the first letter of each. Okay. Well, give me the first letter of the first word first.
610
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:20,040
And then give me the next one if I can't get it. I'm gonna nail this one.
611
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:27,160
Yeah. Forward. See. See. Forward. See you in Toledo.
612
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:39,560
I really hope that's what it is, friend. No, it's not because C starts with an S.
613
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:45,240
Not to see. Not to see you in Toledo. See.
614
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:50,120
I want to give you the first four letters of that said.
615
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:59,160
Let's see. Okay. Hold on. Let me think. Can you spare a change for an old man who just wants to put his dog down.
616
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:05,080
Forward. Forward. It's gonna forward to a book. Okay. Let's see.
617
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:14,600
Can you feel the love tonight? Can I give you the decade? Oh, yes. That would be great.
618
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:20,520
I would say this was probably from the 50s. Cats in the cradle.
619
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:33,720
And it was used by street cuffs. Ah, man. See? Yeah. Can't got your tongue.
620
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,880
Yeah. Yeah. That's a good idea. I get another letter. Okay.
621
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:49,560
So I should say the second word. Yeah. It's F. F as in fart? Yes.
622
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,560
As in fart. Okay. Hmm.
623
00:26:51,560 --> 00:27:05,560
Can't fart under here. I'm awesome. I know. I got nothing. I got nothing.
624
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:13,160
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
625
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:18,920
Okay. Okay. Okay. So the third word is just A.
626
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,440
And I was just saying.
627
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,400
Oh, it starts with the B. I'm going to first.
628
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,360
Okay. It's a C F A B. Yeah.
629
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:30,520
Okay. Can't fart a butt.
630
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,760
Three and
631
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,520
you can't fart a butt. You're free in
632
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:46,920
M. I have no idea. I got nothing.
633
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,320
Cruising for a bruising.
634
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,600
Cruising for a bruising. Oh, you just said it's from the popular
635
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,040
1980s show Full House.
636
00:27:54,040 --> 00:28:00,760
Because they definitely said you're cruising for a bruising, buddy.
637
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,560
Like a little kid.
638
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,720
The one with Ashley and Mosin. You want a nutcrusher?
639
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,960
Ashley and Mary.
640
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,800
There's another one right there too.
641
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,200
I was Ashley and Elizabeth or something.
642
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,320
Well, Elizabeth is their other sister.
643
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,360
Ashley and Mary Kate.
644
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,480
Mary Kate. Oh, Mary Kate. The turn now.
645
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,800
Mary Kate and Ashley is Mary Kate and Ashley.
646
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,320
Sure. That makes sense. Yeah.
647
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,280
Mary Kate is the worst.
648
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:35,480
The third one. Yes. That was number four.
649
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,240
Cruising for a bruising.
650
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,680
Number three. Yep.
651
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,520
August.
652
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,280
Matt.
653
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,720
Oh, he's.
654
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:46,120
Oh, he's okay. I want to bring Bob.
655
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,400
Okay. Yeah.
656
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,320
I don't. I don't get it.
657
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,600
Okay. I don't like here.
658
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,000
Well, no, what it is. Let me tell you what it is.
659
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,760
What it is is we have all lived long enough
660
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:03,320
to see our teenageness be revived and brought back into like cultural relevance.
661
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,720
Which on the surface seems really cool.
662
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,960
But that is good.
663
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:16,520
It is not because you realize that they're not bringing back the whole vibe because the 90s vibe
664
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,440
is anything that we're experiencing right now in the world.
665
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,720
You can't. You can't get it back.
666
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:29,880
I mean, you can't. I mean, the part of the 90s vibe is dead like literally.
667
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:30,600
Yeah. Yeah.
668
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:35,960
No, I mean, you got to sell phone. Yeah.
669
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,080
You got to sell phone.
670
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:37,880
I don't know.
671
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:42,920
So they're cherry picking the things that people think are cool from my movies
672
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,880
and from like television from the 90s.
673
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,080
And they're like like bokehs.
674
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,360
Yeah, that's that was cool.
675
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,840
They said that like in what faster,
676
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,520
not high, maybe, doing that, building ten.
677
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,040
Yeah. And like those were cool.
678
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,600
And like, you know, that's great.
679
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,800
But it's just not.
680
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,680
Bill and Dan had this name in.
681
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,240
Yeah.
682
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,720
No, because it was new back then.
683
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,680
Yeah.
684
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:13,240
It was like, when you got home work on the weekend, it was totally bogus.
685
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,840
They were so good.
686
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,200
Now they're like, now they're like,
687
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,520
killing Palestinians and agendas.
688
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:23,240
I was bogus, dude. You're like, yeah, no, there's got to be a better word for that.
689
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,280
Yeah.
690
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:24,760
Yeah.
691
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,400
That's not good.
692
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,240
No, no.
693
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:33,800
Number two, I had already said that would along with 12, take a chill pill.
694
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,040
That's number two.
695
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,040
The number one term.
696
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,160
That was number two.
697
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,760
You mean, let me let's guess this one out.
698
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,800
We got this one.
699
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,600
Yeah.
700
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,480
All right.
701
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:43,720
All right.
702
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,520
What's the first one?
703
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,200
One word.
704
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,640
One word.
705
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:48,920
Start fucking B.
706
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,080
Oh, it starts with a B.
707
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,440
It's a B.
708
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,040
Oh, fucking going nowhere.
709
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,240
No, I know it.
710
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:55,720
I know it.
711
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,520
I know what?
712
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,080
Fuck what?
713
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:57,640
I think I know.
714
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:57,800
I know.
715
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,480
I think I know this one.
716
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,000
I hope I'm right.
717
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,120
Is you said B is in B?
718
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,360
Like a B the flies B.
719
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,960
Bitchin.
720
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,960
No.
721
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,960
You got to go.
722
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:10,600
That's a cool thing.
723
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,800
I'm gonna bet you would.
724
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,720
Bitchin probably is.
725
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:13,960
I will.
726
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,360
Bitchin or badass.
727
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:17,720
Yeah.
728
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,680
That's conservative.
729
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,920
But that's conservative.
730
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,720
With the different.
731
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,120
Not by much.
732
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,480
Yeah.
733
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,680
But
734
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,040
Third.
735
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:26,680
Good.
736
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,320
Yeah.
737
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:27,560
I
738
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,040
I tell you what another hit.
739
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,320
If I say this, you'll automatically get it.
740
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,680
Okay.
741
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,600
You used to bake sandwiches out there.
742
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,040
Used to bake sandwiches.
743
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:38,520
Oh, baloney.
744
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,000
Okay.
745
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,600
I actually have baloney downstairs right here.
746
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,600
I do.
747
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,520
You still bake sandwiches out of it.
748
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,080
I knew.
749
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:45,800
No, you know what?
750
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,840
I had it for two weeks.
751
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,560
It hasn't up been open.
752
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,920
But oh, baloney's on sale.
753
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,800
I can't read.
754
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,800
And bring your bag.
755
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,560
I'm so used.
756
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,200
Bread.
757
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:58,600
Hey, man.
758
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,640
Can I have some bread?
759
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,800
I'm not.
760
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,080
Yeah.
761
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,840
That's still one thing.
762
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,200
I'm still saying that because I'm.
763
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,880
Hey, man.
764
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,160
Let me get some bread.
765
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,280
I'm like, hey, brother.
766
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,320
Let's get some bread.
767
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,680
You want to buy it a home bread?
768
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,080
Yeah.
769
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,120
It's probably one brother.
770
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,280
No, it's what I said baloney.
771
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,320
It's baloney.
772
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,920
That's baloney.
773
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,560
Exactly.
774
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,920
That's baloney.
775
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,360
Blow it out your aides.
776
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,720
Captain.
777
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:29,160
Well, we should burn that one back.
778
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:29,800
Captain anus.
779
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,960
Blow it out your anus.
780
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,240
An A-hole captain.
781
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,480
Talk to the hand.
782
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,000
Blow it out your aides.
783
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,600
Can't blow it out your aides.
784
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:40,920
Do it.
785
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,760
All right.
786
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,760
Well, great list, Fred.
787
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,080
Better than any list I've pulled for a while.
788
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,400
So thank you for your help.
789
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:51,960
Baloney.
790
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,480
That's baloney.
791
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,560
This whole fucking show is baloney, boys.
792
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,160
All right.
793
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,560
We're going to take a quick baloney break.
794
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,840
Well, I fry up if you mean,
795
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,760
do you fry your baloney, Fred?
796
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,640
Or do you just eat it raw?
797
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,760
You got to have it.
798
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,960
You got to fry it, right?
799
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:08,760
Yeah.
800
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,560
So yeah.
801
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,400
That was a thing.
802
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,240
And then I used to make baloney fried rice because you know,
803
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,920
like people in Hawaii use baloney on the reg.
804
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,320
Baloney fried rice.
805
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,760
Bam and baloney.
806
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,240
Yeah.
807
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,520
Baloney fried rice with eggs.
808
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,960
That's just a bad one.
809
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,400
Why they put a white one?
810
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:25,800
Yeah.
811
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,720
Every fucking thing.
812
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,440
Yeah.
813
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,720
Fucking hell.
814
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,760
It's the only thing they have access to.
815
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,240
Really?
816
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:33,640
Yeah.
817
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,440
They're like this big.
818
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,240
He's my cat.
819
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,760
They love that spam, man.
820
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,080
It's, yeah, I know they eat a lot of peag.
821
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,840
Yeah, well, that's because that's one.
822
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,480
They get a good one.
823
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,280
They get one.
824
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:43,800
Or what?
825
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,680
You're monkey steak.
826
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,760
They can't eat a monkey steak.
827
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,600
It's too lean.
828
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,000
You get lost.
829
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,800
Fleece.
830
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,760
A little monkey steak.
831
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,320
Fleece.
832
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:53,640
I know.
833
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:54,840
Is that what the,
834
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,040
the thing that nuggets and Arby's are?
835
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:58,760
Munkie steak.
836
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,480
Yeah.
837
00:33:59,480 --> 00:33:59,960
Yeah.
838
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,760
Munkie steak.
839
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,240
Yeah.
840
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,280
Munkie beef.
841
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,480
It's a monkey beef.
842
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,400
Munkie steak.
843
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,280
Now they love Arby's.
844
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,800
I have the two.
845
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,520
I have the two.
846
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,280
That's right, Bucky, Ribby, please.
847
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:16,680
Like, oh, the monkey brisket's looking great.
848
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,960
It's like, yeah,
849
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:22,280
the man in the yellow hat's moving up the truck.
850
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:22,920
That's right.
851
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:23,880
He's the only one.
852
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,520
No, no.
853
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,720
He's a supplier.
854
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:34,760
I wish his monkeys would stop being so fucking curious.
855
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,840
Oh, my God.
856
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:37,800
I would do that.
857
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,640
I want to be.
858
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,520
I want to start a business.
859
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,920
The man in the yellow hat.
860
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:45,720
Munkie beef.
861
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,520
Yeah.
862
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,560
Munkie beef.
863
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:47,960
Munkie beef.
864
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,360
Munkie beef.
865
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,240
Butchery and more.
866
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,800
[LAUGHTER]
867
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,840
Can't beat Arby.
868
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,640
Can't beat Arby.
869
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,520
Munkie beef.
870
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,200
That's what I'm talking about.
871
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,080
You can spike it.
872
00:34:59,080 --> 00:34:59,880
Yeah.
873
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,280
You'll be eight for Arby's.
874
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,920
[LAUGHTER]
875
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,720
Yeah.
876
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:06,680
[LAUGHTER]
877
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,360
[MUMBLE]
878
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,880
We key to health.
879
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,040
We're going to take a quick break and we'll be right back
880
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,520
with more of the Black Link and collector podcast.
881
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,800
[MUMBLE]
882
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,880
The Black Link and collective podcast
883
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,520
will return after a word from our sponsors.
884
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,720
[MUMBLE]
885
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:26,680
[LAUGHTER]
886
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,680
[MUMBLE]
887
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,520
[MUMBLE]
888
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,520
[MUMBLE]
889
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,520
[MUMBLE]
890
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,520
[MUMBLE]
891
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,520
[MUMBLE]
892
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,520
[MUMBLE]
893
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,520
[MUMBLE]
894
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,520
[MUMBLE]
895
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,520
[MUMBLE]
896
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,520
[MUMBLE]
897
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,520
[MUMBLE]
898
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,520
[MUMBLE]
899
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,520
[MUMBLE]
900
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,520
[MUMBLE]
901
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,520
Welcome back.
902
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,040
Good luck with the 200.
903
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,040
[LAUGHTER]
904
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,040
I did that so you could cut it in later, Alan.
905
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,040
It would have been seen.
906
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,040
[MUMBLE]
907
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,040
I know you're not going to cut it in.
908
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,040
[LAUGHTER]
909
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,040
Cut it in. That's why I did it.
910
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,040
You look like the fool.
911
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,040
[MUMBLE]
912
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,040
Well, welcome back once again.
913
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,040
We're going to take a quick break.
914
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:26,040
And then we'll start the 210th edition of the Black Link
915
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,040
and collective podcast all over from scratch.
916
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,040
Monkey meat.
917
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,040
Night's episodes brought to you by the man of the yellow hat.
918
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:34,040
Monkey meat express.
919
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,040
[MUMBLE]
920
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,040
Monkey meat is back on the ring you boy.
921
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,040
[LAUGHTER]
922
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,040
When it comes to speed, nobody can beat army.
923
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,040
Monkey meat.
924
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,040
[LAUGHTER]
925
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,040
All right, Fred, we're back.
926
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,040
We're back.
927
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,040
We're better than ever.
928
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:56,040
So you told me you had a lovely review
929
00:36:56,040 --> 00:37:00,040
of a lovely product that we wholeheartedly endorse.
930
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:04,040
All right, I'm not used to it, but you guys want to.
931
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,040
So--
932
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,040
I use it. I can't believe it.
933
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,040
All the time.
934
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,040
This custom review.
935
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:16,040
It's for a product that's called Beat.
936
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:22,040
It's a hair removal cream for me.
937
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,040
Right.
938
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,040
All the ones used.
939
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,040
But this product is--
940
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,040
There is a version of it.
941
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,040
They also mark it for me, the two, also.
942
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,040
Right.
943
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,040
But yes, mostly for women, we put it on their legs
944
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,040
to like, you know,
945
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,040
shave the hair off the legs and--
946
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,040
Right.
947
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,040
You mean it easy to cream? It burns a lot.
948
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,040
It burns.
949
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,040
So like that's--
950
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,040
What was the one back in the day that there was--
951
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,040
There were people who used all of them.
952
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,040
My brother used magic shades.
953
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,040
Nair.
954
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,040
Nair was--
955
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,040
Yeah, for women.
956
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,040
But my grandfather used to use this stuff called magic shade
957
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,040
and it's stank like hell.
958
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,040
Like, it would funk up the whole house when he used it.
959
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:12,040
But like, you put the cream on and you just like,
960
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,040
take a popsicle stick and just shave it off like the--
961
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,040
Okay, that sounds pretty badass.
962
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,040
Yeah, it's--
963
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,040
A lot of black men used that because like--
964
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,040
Raise your razor bumps.
965
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,040
Yeah.
966
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,040
Right, get raise a burr.
967
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,040
Yeah.
968
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,040
And so this guy, he--
969
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,040
I'm just gonna read you this review.
970
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,040
And I think he's from England, so should I do it in England?
971
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,040
He tells you, you should if he's from England.
972
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,040
Oh, right.
973
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,040
That's what it sounds like.
974
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,040
Okay.
975
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,040
That's a big toe.
976
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,040
My--
977
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,040
Here's a review of "Vete."
978
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,040
For men.
979
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:56,040
After being told, my danglies look like a elderly rostophoreal.
980
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:00,040
And I decided to take the plunge by some of this
981
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:04,040
as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful.
982
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,040
And I nearly put it--
983
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:12,040
put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.
984
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:16,040
Being a bit romantic, I thought I would do it.
985
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:20,040
I would do the deed on the Mrs. Birthday
986
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,040
as a bit of a treat.
987
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,040
I ordered it well in advance.
988
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:32,040
And working in the North Sea, I considered myself a bit above some of the characters
989
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:38,040
writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types.
990
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,040
Oh, you're tough guy, Alfred.
991
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:42,040
Yeah, he's a tough guy.
992
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,040
He works in the North Sea.
993
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:48,040
Oh, my fellow sufferers.
994
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,040
How wrong I was.
995
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:54,040
I waited the other half--
996
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,040
I waited until the other half was up in bed.
997
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:02,040
And after giving some vague hints about a special surprise,
998
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,040
I went down to the bathroom.
999
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,040
Initially, all went well.
1000
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:10,040
And I applied the jail and stood waiting for something to happen.
1001
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,040
I didn't have to wait long.
1002
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:16,040
At first, there was a gentle warmth, which in a matter of seconds
1003
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,040
was replaced by an intense burning.
1004
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:24,040
And I feel like an only describe as being given
1005
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:30,040
Bob Wild Wedgie by Tupel, intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.
1006
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,040
And this is true.
1007
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,040
This is a real review.
1008
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,040
It's a real review.
1009
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,040
It's a real review.
1010
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,040
This is a real review.
1011
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,040
I'm from the show.
1012
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,040
He is now.
1013
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,040
Tell me no or seize.
1014
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,040
Religion hasn't featured much in my life until that night.
1015
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:53,040
That suddenly became the wing to convert to any religion,
1016
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:57,040
to stop the violent burning around the turret total.
1017
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,040
So he put it on his head.
1018
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,040
He put it all over.
1019
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,040
He did not have my head to that.
1020
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,040
What is the story of this?
1021
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,040
Is it a video?
1022
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,040
No, it's a whole thing.
1023
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:13,040
Yeah, but like it's good.
1024
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:19,040
It says it's fucking burning to put that on your hits.
1025
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,040
Your genitals.
1026
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,040
Well, you're not supposed to it says right here.
1027
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:27,040
Don't put this on your anus.
1028
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,040
It doesn't say that I feel like it should.
1029
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,040
That's why I hate that's why it said that because I put it on the 80s.
1030
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,040
Folly this guy.
1031
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,040
All day one guy to put it on the rain is and then the packages you just get it.
1032
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:47,040
So religion hadn't had it and featured much in my life until that night.
1033
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:53,040
But I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turret tunnel.
1034
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:59,040
But seemed like the destruction of meat from two days.
1035
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:03,040
Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip.
1036
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:11,040
I tried to watch the gel off in the think and only succeeded in blocking the blood hole with the mat of hair.
1037
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:19,040
Though that had through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen.
1038
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:23,040
By this time walking was not really possible.
1039
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:31,040
And I crawled all the first yard to the bridge in hope of some form of cold relief.
1040
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:35,040
I was free to draw out and found a tub of ice cream.
1041
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:39,040
Told the lid off and positioned it under me.
1042
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:43,040
The relief was fantastic, but only temporary.
1043
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:49,040
As it melted fairly quickly and the fire is having returned.
1044
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:53,040
Due to the shape of the ice cream.
1045
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,040
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub.
1046
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,040
I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment.
1047
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:07,040
I had to start fresh.
1048
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:11,040
I haven't managed to give the starfish any treatment.
1049
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:19,040
And I grouped around the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.
1050
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:23,040
I grabbed the bag of foot I found out later was frozen sprouts.
1051
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:27,040
And I tore it open and began.
1052
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:31,040
I tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.
1053
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:39,040
I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clip some in between the cheeks of my arms.
1054
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,040
Oh my god, dude.
1055
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:47,040
This was not doing the trick as some of the jail had found its way up the Chetney channel.
1056
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,040
Yeah, I didn't.
1057
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:53,040
It felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
1058
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:59,040
Yeah, fire coming out of the sand.
1059
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:03,040
Oh yeah, what do you expect?
1060
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:07,040
Okay, this was probably and hopefully the only time in my life.
1061
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:11,040
I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen.
1062
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,040
Which would give me some idea.
1063
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:19,040
Which would give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink in order to ease the pain.
1064
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:23,040
The only solution to my bed.
1065
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,040
Gays no bed.
1066
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:35,040
The only solution by pain craze mine could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
1067
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:39,040
I knew it. I knew you would speak out of mine.
1068
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:45,040
All signs pointed to that.
1069
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:49,040
Unfortunately alerted by the strange grunts from the kitchen.
1070
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:55,040
The other half chose that moment to come and investigate.
1071
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:59,040
Oh, it's come and investigate and what.
1072
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:05,040
And greeted by the sight of me arson the ass strawberry ice cream jipping from my bell in.
1073
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:11,040
Pushing a sprout up my arse while I'm not even a bell in this right.
1074
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:15,040
That feels good.
1075
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:21,040
Understandably this was a shock to her.
1076
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,040
She let out a scream.
1077
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,040
And I couldn't hear her come in as I couldn't hear her come in.
1078
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:39,040
Caused the involuntary spasal of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.
1079
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:47,040
I can't understand that having a sprout fight against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise.
1080
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:57,040
He was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow and the ice cream was didn't approve by status.
1081
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:03,040
Oh, oh, so like he didn't throw the ice cream away.
1082
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:07,040
That's the worst part is he put the ice cream back in the freezer.
1083
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:15,040
And sum it up beat for booze hair dignity and self respect.
1084
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:19,040
Oh my god.
1085
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:23,040
Put a bus of smiles as man.
1086
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,040
Don't put it on your ass.
1087
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,040
No, don't put it in your bottle.
1088
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,040
I don't know where man. Where would you?
1089
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:33,040
I mean, I could use like I'm sure you know like back here.
1090
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,040
Back here would be good.
1091
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,040
Yeah, you got a hairy ass back.
1092
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,040
You're trying to go to the beach or something?
1093
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:43,040
You know he's but the trick is really it's well, you got it.
1094
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:49,040
No, you got to like, okay, and I've never done this understand, but I'm thinking about it hearing his story.
1095
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,040
What I think you would do is you would do it.
1096
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,040
You would have a shower running.
1097
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,040
Right in the bathroom.
1098
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,040
Yeah, right.
1099
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,040
And you put that shit on it.
1100
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,040
I think it only takes like 15 seconds.
1101
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,040
Yeah, it is.
1102
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,040
It's not like it leave it for 10 minutes because it's going to it's.
1103
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,040
Right.
1104
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,040
It's legal.
1105
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,040
I mean, that's what it is.
1106
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,040
That's how it dissolves your hair.
1107
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,040
It dissolves it.
1108
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:17,040
So like you can't leave it on for any amount of time hair is not.
1109
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:23,040
But if you get into shower to wash it off, where is it going to go?
1110
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,040
I don't give a shit because not going to wash my skin.
1111
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,040
Right in your ass crack.
1112
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,040
Right in your ass crack.
1113
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:35,040
It's just going through if it's just going if it's just taking the ride over, it'll be all right.
1114
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,040
What could you butt cheeks?
1115
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:43,040
Well, basically, it says use in your underarms back chest legs and arms.
1116
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,040
Yeah, don't use on your wing.
1117
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,040
So it's going to be using the face.
1118
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,040
No.
1119
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:49,040
No, because it's too strong.
1120
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,040
Yeah.
1121
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,040
It's not made for that.
1122
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,040
Not made of faith.
1123
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,040
Yeah, because your face is skin is soft and good.
1124
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,040
Especially yours, Fred.
1125
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,040
Oh, he's just using his name.
1126
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,040
I love his name.
1127
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:12,040
Yeah, I've never used it, but let me tell you get the industrial size.
1128
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,040
Right.
1129
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,040
I've never used it.
1130
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:22,040
You get a Q tip and you're running around the head of your weiner.
1131
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,040
Yeah.
1132
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:28,040
That'll take care of it.
1133
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,040
You'll be beaten everywhere.
1134
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:34,040
We put the VD in V.
1135
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:38,040
That's a real video idea.
1136
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:46,040
One of you here says say, say it says, say safe for scrotums.
1137
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,040
It's not.
1138
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,040
No.
1139
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,040
You got to do it.
1140
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,040
You know, I'm not going to say it.
1141
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,040
I'm not going to say it.
1142
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,040
You know, I'm not going to say it.
1143
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,040
I'm not going to say it.
1144
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,040
You know, I'm not going to say it.
1145
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,040
I'm not going to say it.
1146
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,040
I'm not going to say it.
1147
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,040
I'm not going to say it.
1148
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,040
I'm not going to say it.
1149
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,040
I'm not going to say it.
1150
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,040
I'm not going to say it.
1151
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,040
I'm not going to say it.
1152
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,040
I'm not going to say it.
1153
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,040
I'm not going to say it.
1154
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,040
I'm not going to say it.
1155
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,040
I'm not going to say it.
1156
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:25,040
I'm not going to say it.
1157
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,040
I'm not going to say it.
1158
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,040
I'm not going to say it.
1159
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,040
I'm not going to say it.
1160
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,040
I'm not going to say it.
1161
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,040
I'm not going to say it.
1162
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,040
I'm not going to say it.
1163
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,040
I'm not going to say it.
1164
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,040
I'm not going to say it.
1165
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,040
I'm not going to say it.
1166
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,040
I'm not going to say it.
1167
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,040
I'm not going to say it.
1168
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,040
I'm not going to say it.
1169
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,040
I'm not going to say it.
1170
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,040
I'm not going to say it.
1171
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,040
I'm not going to say it.
1172
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,040
I'm not going to say it.
1173
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,040
I'm not going to say it.
1174
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,040
I'm not going to say it.
1175
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,040
I'm not going to say it.
1176
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,040
I'm not going to say it.
1177
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,040
I'm not going to say it.
1178
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,040
I'm not going to say it.
1179
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,040
I'm not going to say it.
1180
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,040
I'm not going to say it.
1181
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,040
I'm not going to say it.
1182
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,040
I'm not going to say it.
1183
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,040
I'm not going to say it.
1184
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,040
I'm not going to say it.
1185
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,040
I'm not going to say it.
1186
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,040
I'm not going to say it.
1187
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,040
I'm not going to say it.
1188
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,040
I'm not going to say it.
1189
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,040
I'm not going to say it.
1190
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,040
I'm not going to say it.
1191
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,040
I'm not going to say it.
1192
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,040
I'm not going to say it.
1193
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,040
I'm not going to say it.
1194
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,040
I'm not going to say it.
1195
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,040
I'm not going to say it.
1196
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,040
I'm not going to say it.
1197
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,040
I'm not going to say it.
1198
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,040
I'm not going to say it.
1199
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,040
I'm not going to say it.
1200
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,040
I'm not going to say it.
1201
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,040
I'm not going to say it.
1202
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,040
I'm not going to say it.
1203
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,040
I'm not going to say it.
1204
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,040
I'm not going to say it.
1205
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,040
I'm not going to say it.
1206
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,040
I'm not going to say it.
1207
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,040
I'm not going to say it.
1208
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,040
I'm not going to say it.
1209
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,040
I'm not going to say it.
1210
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,040
I'm not going to say it.
1211
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,040
I'm not going to say it.
1212
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,040
I'm not going to say it.
1213
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,040
I'm not going to say it.
1214
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,040
I'm not going to say it.
1215
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,040
I'm not going to say it.
1216
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,040
I'm not going to say it.
1217
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,040
I'm not going to say it.
1218
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,040
I'm not going to say it.
1219
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,040
I'm not going to say it.
1220
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,040
I'm not going to say it.
1221
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,040
I'm not going to say it.
1222
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,040
I'm not going to say it.
1223
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,040
I'm not going to say it.
1224
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,040
I'm not going to say it.
1225
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,040
I'm not going to say it.
1226
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,040
I'm not going to say it.
1227
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,040
I'm not going to say it.
1228
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,040
I'm not going to say it.
1229
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,040
I'm not going to say it.
1230
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,040
Yeah.
1231
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:52,040
It allowed viewers to pause, rewind, and record live television.
1232
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:55,040
There was a time when you would just miss the start of a show if you weren't punctual.
1233
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:59,040
And you'd have to sing, you're having a snack with commercial breaks during the big game.
1234
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:05,040
You also had to actually watch commercials, something that, you know, obviously, had to come back.
1235
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:10,040
But yes, so the DVR Pioneers now just a software company.
1236
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:15,040
It has been producing T-B-O-O-S almost exclusively in the European markets in 2022.
1237
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:21,040
Though the smart TV OS premiered in the US this year be a sharp.
1238
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,040
So T-Bos back already.
1239
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:25,040
So this is your smart TV.
1240
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:30,040
As soon by the time this, we finish reading this fucking story, it's already come back.
1241
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,040
They couldn't know what can hold it down.
1242
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,040
It rises from the grave.
1243
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,040
Yeah.
1244
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:37,040
Sharp smart TV.
1245
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:38,040
Yeah.
1246
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:41,040
Mark, Mark, Matt got this story from last year.
1247
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:45,040
Yeah.
1248
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:52,040
This story, this story, this story Fred, so I have, you know, is from one week ago today.
1249
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:59,040
We're recording this on Tuesday, October 21st, 2020.
1250
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:03,040
And so now it's not that old.
1251
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,040
There you go.
1252
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:07,040
Because they came up with direct TV TV over and that was right.
1253
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,040
That was.
1254
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,040
Yeah.
1255
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:12,040
Salad days, boy, salad days.
1256
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,040
Why can't they bring that back instead of bogus?
1257
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,040
Yes.
1258
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,040
Salad days.
1259
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,040
The salad days.
1260
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,040
I never heard of the salad days.
1261
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,040
You never heard of that?
1262
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,040
That's like from a movie.
1263
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,040
I don't remember what movie.
1264
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,040
At least they brought T-Mobile back.
1265
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,040
That's what I'm saying.
1266
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:34,040
That is from the salad days refers to a period of youthful inexperience and innocence.
1267
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:38,040
A time of carefree pleasure and a person's prime or heyday.
1268
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,040
Will you Shakespeare?
1269
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:43,040
Set it in Anthony and Cleopatra.
1270
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,040
Where it means immature.
1271
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,040
There you go.
1272
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,040
Salad days.
1273
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,040
Salad days.
1274
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,040
Salad days.
1275
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,040
Salad days.
1276
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:52,040
Salad days.
1277
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,040
Salad days.
1278
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,040
Salad days.
1279
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,040
Right.
1280
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,040
That left.
1281
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:01,040
Many me penis.
1282
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,040
That left with me penis.
1283
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:14,040
That left with me penis.
1284
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:15,040
Is you just warning.
1285
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,040
After trusting Dr. Google.
1286
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,040
Please the amputation.
1287
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,040
So.
1288
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:27,040
A dad has been left with a below average size manhood after dismissing a white spot.
1289
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,040
He found on his old cat.
1290
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:35,040
He found on his white spot.
1291
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,040
Yeah.
1292
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,040
He's been on his tail.
1293
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,040
So he saw a white spot on his on his wing.
1294
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,040
I would have never gave my name.
1295
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,040
It's.
1296
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:54,040
And the other's in similar position as the simple spot would develop into a cauliflower shape growth month after his discovery in August of 23.
1297
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:59,040
And then he has over reliance on Google's advice on what the issue could be.
1298
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:02,040
Ultimately cost him as fighting your.
1299
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:06,040
Into the search bar offer does it give you the most accurate health information.
1300
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,040
What?
1301
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:08,040
Yes.
1302
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,040
What do you think I just hear hold on a second.
1303
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,040
Okay.
1304
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,040
Google does not give good information when it comes to medical information.
1305
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,040
That's.
1306
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:34,040
And then he says unfortunately his over reliance on Dr. Google's advice on what the issue could be ultimately cost him as typing in your symptoms into the search bar often doesn't give you the most accurate.
1307
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,040
Right.
1308
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,040
Or any accurate.
1309
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:40,040
Because everybody has to say like it can be anything.
1310
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:47,040
So I want to know what do he actually what the fuck happened is what I need to know like he looked down one day.
1311
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:51,040
And he was like oh there's a little spot on my little buddy.
1312
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:56,040
And then it was like let me see what Google says Google says inject it with bleach.
1313
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:59,040
Or what?
1314
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,040
How did this happen?
1315
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,040
Herman.
1316
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:20,040
Who goes diagnosis it doesn't say what Google diagnosed him with but 14 months on from its first discovery he realized it become a noticeable enough growth that it was probably worth getting out by general practitioner.
1317
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:30,040
So enough he was referred to a sexual health clinic he was asked about his nerves despite being happily buried.
1318
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:41,040
And well hospital thought they were hospital staff thought they were going to freeze off a general reward that's probably what Google said it was.
1319
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:46,040
It turned out it was a lot more severe peanut.
1320
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:50,040
And that's a thing.
1321
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,040
Oh guys you can get cancer in your dick dick.
1322
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:58,040
What is the world coming to go back to the 90s where there was no cancer in the wings rich.
1323
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,040
Yeah the salad days right in the.
1324
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:04,040
All the time.
1325
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:12,040
And says according to the H and S. P. Now cancer can be described as a rare cancer which can affect the skin of the penis and four skin.
1326
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,040
And the same thing is like the food of the baby that we're talking about.
1327
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,040
And the food.
1328
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:30,040
And the food that we're talking about is that the food of the baby that we're talking about is the food of the baby that we're talking about.
1329
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:35,040
The food of the baby that we're talking about is the food of the baby that we're talking about.
1330
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:41,040
Are at more of the condition.
1331
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:47,040
Okay well ladies and gentlemen get your Wang dangles every now and again.
1332
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:51,040
But have them take a close look and look for cauliflower spots.
1333
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,040
Which really.
1334
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,040
You got to count.
1335
00:57:55,040 --> 00:58:02,040
But well yeah but is it okay now hold on it may be too late for you but for the ladies.
1336
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:06,040
You can be a whole different thing.
1337
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,040
Just say.
1338
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:17,040
He says call me cauliflower dick Jones.
1339
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,040
That was a CDJ.
1340
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,040
He said he's lucky.
1341
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,040
Oh no.
1342
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,040
What the fuck?
1343
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,040
Where's he from?
1344
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,040
He's from England.
1345
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,040
I'm sorry.
1346
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:35,040
I'm lucky to be bailing.
1347
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,040
I'm lucky to be bailing.
1348
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,040
Stayed on it.
1349
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,040
He called it.
1350
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,040
He said it was over.
1351
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,040
He said it was over.
1352
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,040
He said it was over.
1353
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,040
He said it was over.
1354
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,040
He said it was over.
1355
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,040
He said it was over.
1356
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,040
He said it was over.
1357
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,040
He said it was over.
1358
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:51,040
Would you get him on the shift?
1359
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,040
Yeah.
1360
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,040
Call of flower dick Jones.
1361
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,040
Yeah.
1362
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,040
One nine six.
1363
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,040
They call me cauliflower.
1364
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,040
Call of flower dick Jones.
1365
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,040
Yeah.
1366
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,040
That's it.
1367
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,040
In it the end Alan.
1368
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,040
Haha.
1369
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:09,040
Well Fred and Alan and mostly Fred on this one.
1370
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,040
It's the end of it.
1371
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:11,040
No.
1372
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:15,040
No, this one you're going to you're going to love and hate this one because I we've talked about this before.
1373
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:16,040
Fred.
1374
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,040
It's the end of an era.
1375
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,040
Old enemies of the show.
1376
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,040
John Boy and Billy.
1377
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:23,040
Our retiring.
1378
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:30,040
Our retiring.
1379
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:35,040
Our radio show after anyone want to guess how long they were on the air.
1380
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:36,040
Forty years.
1381
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:37,040
Forty five long years.
1382
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,040
Forty five years.
1383
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:44,040
The John Boy and Billy show John Boy and Billy Big Show will sign off at the end of this year on December 31.
1384
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,040
Damn.
1385
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:52,040
They said John Boy said maybe you heard that we're retiring at the end of this year.
1386
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,040
We still want to be in touch.
1387
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,040
I just can't keep up this hectic pace forever.
1388
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,040
I'm old to John Boy.
1389
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,040
So they're based out of Charlotte.
1390
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:04,040
You have John Isley and Billy James AKA John Boy and Billy.
1391
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,040
They paired up.
1392
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,040
Well, all I got to know is 1980.
1393
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:13,040
All I got to do is just play reruns because that's all they do now.
1394
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,040
That's all I've ever.
1395
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,040
Everything is the same.
1396
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:17,040
Haha.
1397
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:18,040
Yeah.
1398
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,040
They just keep repeating the same thing.
1399
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,040
I've never heard a new thing ever.
1400
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,040
Yeah.
1401
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,040
No, no.
1402
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,040
It's always.
1403
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,040
I freaking hate those dudes.
1404
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,040
So all right, Pete John Boy and Billy.
1405
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,040
That means rested.
1406
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:33,040
I'm playing it anyway.
1407
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,040
I don't know.
1408
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,040
Listen to the radio.
1409
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:38,040
I looked at the right guys anyway.
1410
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:39,040
Sure.
1411
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:42,040
But even there, they didn't kind of old.
1412
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,040
It gets all right.
1413
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,040
Hey, you know,
1414
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,040
all they knew is that we're not pages.
1415
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:47,040
It's right.
1416
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,040
The only thing.
1417
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,040
You know,
1418
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:52,040
the whole day, man.
1419
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,040
This is been like big forever.
1420
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,040
So they're not even that guy.
1421
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:57,040
They're.
1422
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,040
They just.
1423
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:03,040
The only thing you should be listening to in the morning is the BLC morning drive.
1424
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,040
That's what you're.
1425
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,040
Scooter of the new.
1426
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,040
I expect our gas B cat Williams.
1427
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,040
Come on.
1428
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,040
Hey, cat.
1429
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:19,040
What's scooting today on the BLC morning?
1430
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,040
I ain't nothing.
1431
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:21,040
Not at all my school.
1432
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,040
That didn't get down the back.
1433
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,040
Of course,
1434
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,040
clear as it could be from him.
1435
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:27,040
Milton Bill the Howard's town.
1436
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,040
Everyone's just rocking the roll.
1437
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,040
Now,
1438
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:34,040
Now we're going to play that song that Fred wrote earlier about.
1439
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,040
Keep on trucking.
1440
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:36,040
Keep on.
1441
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,040
He.
1442
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:42,040
That's what we should be doing.
1443
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:43,040
All right.
1444
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,040
That's mine.
1445
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:45,040
What you got for anymore?
1446
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,040
I got two more.
1447
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:47,040
Oh,
1448
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,040
Oh,
1449
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:49,040
Oh,
1450
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,040
Oh,
1451
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,040
I'm sorry.
1452
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:52,040
I could have three.
1453
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,040
I did.
1454
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,040
Okay.
1455
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,040
So this one is.
1456
01:01:56,040 --> 01:02:01,040
So everybody heard about the eight AWS crash.
1457
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,040
The other day, right?
1458
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,040
Yes.
1459
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:05,040
So,
1460
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:06,040
that is.
1461
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,040
That's the Amazon Web Services,
1462
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:10,040
which is like half the internet.
1463
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:11,040
Yes.
1464
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:12,040
Exactly.
1465
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,040
So,
1466
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:21,040
this has the AWS crash causes $2,000 smart beds to overheat and get stuck up right.
1467
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:26,040
It was a rough day for a lot of people.
1468
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,040
More for them than others.
1469
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,040
Yeah.
1470
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,040
I can't come in and work today.
1471
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,040
I'm tracking my smart bed.
1472
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,040
I'm stuck in my bed.
1473
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:36,040
Yeah.
1474
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,040
Put your hands on the bed.
1475
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:38,040
Get your hands on the bed.
1476
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,040
And then we're.
1477
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:43,040
And then there are some things that don't need to be technologified.
1478
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,040
Yeah.
1479
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:45,040
Smart.
1480
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:48,040
A bed does a bed's a fucking bed, bro.
1481
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:51,040
Like it's a bed.
1482
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:57,040
On October 20th, Amazon Web Services to the exp uh,
1483
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,040
experience,
1484
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:03,040
unexpected out of the side of face calls and chaos in bedrooms across the US as owners of
1485
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:07,020
Sleep8's 2000, pod mattress covers,
1486
01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:09,620
founder SmartBads had no offline mode
1487
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:11,680
and were stuck at temperature.
1488
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,220
How do they diversage their sound?
1489
01:03:14,220 --> 01:03:17,240
(Link laughing)
1490
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:21,160
Does the others began around 3AM
1491
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:25,340
with AWS reported increased aerorates and latencies.
1492
01:03:25,340 --> 01:03:27,220
- Wait is it 8th?
1493
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:28,060
Is the name of the company?
1494
01:03:28,060 --> 01:03:30,380
That's the 8th sleep or whatever?
1495
01:03:30,380 --> 01:03:31,760
- The big company?
1496
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:32,840
- Yeah.
1497
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:33,680
- Okay, yeah.
1498
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,840
- Yeah, yeah.
1499
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:35,680
- Yeah.
1500
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,520
- Yeah.
1501
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:40,520
It hits the US each region
1502
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,520
by mid-morning down the Tech Grade log
1503
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,160
more than 8 million reports of disrupting
1504
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:50,160
disruptions of protecting the ass gains banking platforms.
1505
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:51,160
- Yes.
1506
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:56,160
- So, in the sleep 8 sleep product rely on cloud connectivity
1507
01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:00,760
to control temperature and track biometric data
1508
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:04,640
when, again, that's the down users loss.
1509
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,860
I asked the app that we manage
1510
01:04:06,860 --> 01:04:08,840
is water cooled coils.
1511
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,000
Damn, so water cooled bed?
1512
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,520
- Yeah, so they have a control temperature elevation
1513
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,840
and make sound.
1514
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,200
- Yeah.
1515
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:20,200
- All that and it's only $200 off.
1516
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:23,200
- That's, uh,
1517
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,880
(Link laughing)
1518
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,800
- If they say $200 off is something,
1519
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,600
it's gonna be expensive.
1520
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:30,440
- Yeah.
1521
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,600
- I'm not gonna say that.
1522
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,720
- You know this is gonna be expensive.
1523
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:35,960
- It is more than you think, I bet, Alan.
1524
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:39,600
- I said, I was in 2000, so I guess.
1525
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:40,600
- And it's more than you think.
1526
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:41,920
- Yeah, they said the bed was,
1527
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,200
they said it was $200, I know.
1528
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,880
- No, it's not.
1529
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,840
And it's not a bed.
1530
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,120
- It's a bed cover, right?
1531
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,280
- It's just a bed cover, like a mattress cover.
1532
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:52,440
- Uh-oh.
1533
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,280
- I was about to,
1534
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,160
- The pod five is their current system.
1535
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:56,240
- The sleep.
1536
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,000
- And that does not include,
1537
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,320
I don't think that the pot five includes
1538
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:04,360
moving it up and down.
1539
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,360
Yeah, it doesn't.
1540
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:11,280
That one cost comes in at a steep $3,050.
1541
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,920
- Shit.
1542
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,560
- Pod five Ultra, which is $150,
1543
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:19,600
comes in at a light $4,899.
1544
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:23,680
Oh, depending on what size you want.
1545
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,920
I'm sorry, that was just the size,
1546
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:27,560
or that was the queen size.
1547
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,320
If you want a king size,
1548
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:32,680
it's gonna cost you a five grand and a hundred dollars.
1549
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:35,400
So there you go.
1550
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,640
- Dang.
1551
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:38,640
- Good luck to everyone who owns that.
1552
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:39,640
I hope you're not dead.
1553
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:42,240
But if you are, it's 'cause you're a dumbass.
1554
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,440
- And I thought I had cuts
1555
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,400
from the money and the sleeping number.
1556
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,400
- That's the thing though,
1557
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,760
that's not even the mattress.
1558
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,560
You still have to buy the sleep number.
1559
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:52,400
- Yeah.
1560
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,760
- Yeah 'cause I can't put my finger through it.
1561
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:57,000
- Oh my God, Fred, there's something attacking you, bro.
1562
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,240
- Yeah, there's something out there.
1563
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,360
What's going on?
1564
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:00,200
- Really?
1565
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,520
- Oh, yeah, there's something in your camera for real.
1566
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:05,320
- I'm not, yes.
1567
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,000
- No, I saw it.
1568
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,480
It's a fly.
1569
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:09,440
- I didn't look like a fly.
1570
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,280
- Oh, okay.
1571
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,120
- We kind of just--
1572
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:12,960
- Just a Halloween.
1573
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,120
- All right, no, a jub-go.
1574
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:16,520
- Yeah, I'm the one who's spirit of pivo.
1575
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,000
(laughing)
1576
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,200
- The fly!
1577
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,040
- Well, Fred.
1578
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,040
- Shit.
1579
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:22,120
- It's the end of an error.
1580
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:25,280
Your favorite potato chips?
1581
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:26,120
- A double with--
1582
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,560
- A double with the bear?
1583
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,160
- Is everything's an end of an error.
1584
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:31,200
But say that to all of these.
1585
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,720
You see an end of an error, Fred?
1586
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:35,560
Your favorite potato chips may look a little different,
1587
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,520
but next time you reach for them at the grocery store.
1588
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,560
Our friends at Lake Foo, L.A.
1589
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,040
Y.S.
1590
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,480
Announce that they are redesigning their chips
1591
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:49,200
and their recipes in what PepsiCo who owns them
1592
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:51,400
is calling the largest branding redesign
1593
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:53,960
in L.A.'s nearly 100 year history.
1594
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:56,800
As part of the redesign,
1595
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,960
they said they're getting rid of artificial flavors
1596
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:01,560
and colors, whatever you're curious about that.
1597
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,760
And that's great.
1598
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,320
But more importantly, Fred,
1599
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:10,160
did you know that only about 40% of people
1600
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:14,360
who were surveyed said that they knew L.A.'s potato chips
1601
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:16,200
were made from potatoes.
1602
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,480
(laughing)
1603
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:23,920
42%.
1604
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,240
Okay, so here's what it says.
1605
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,080
- What phrase?
1606
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,480
- What are the terms?
1607
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:29,520
- Well, I don't know what they said,
1608
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:32,120
but it's a phrase made with real potatoes
1609
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:35,000
has always been inscribed on the L.A.'s back.
1610
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,480
But as L.A.'s pointed out in its news release,
1611
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,920
that 42% of people who eat L.A.'s potato chips
1612
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,160
don't realize they're made from real potatoes.
1613
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:49,800
- Oh, potato chips you made of.
1614
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:50,640
- I don't know.
1615
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,640
I guess Pringles are, 'cause Pringles are like the
1616
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:57,640
chips. Pringles are like a potato, like a piece of potato.
1617
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:03,560
But L.A.'s are very definitely obviously a slice of potato
1618
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:04,400
that's been fried.
1619
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:09,440
Like they have different shapes, they're not consistent.
1620
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,280
I mean, that's why Pringles are Pringles
1621
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:13,280
because they're consistent.
1622
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:17,160
- Maybe people didn't even,
1623
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:21,000
don't, maybe they had an eight of potatoes,
1624
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,280
maybe they don't even know what a potato is.
1625
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:24,280
Or they like,
1626
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:25,280
or they're like,
1627
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,440
pulling babies?
1628
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:28,800
- I don't know, it didn't say.
1629
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:33,720
It's according to this, everyone under two years old,
1630
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,680
not like a potato.
1631
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:39,800
And they called it 'waves.'
1632
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:40,640
- But the dividends.
1633
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:41,480
- That's cute.
1634
01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:45,600
- I want some ways, but I don't cheat on my bones.
1635
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:50,800
They're like, all the people who've never eaten in their lives
1636
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,960
did not identify these were potatoes.
1637
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,960
There you go, Individera, L.A.'s is rebranding,
1638
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:57,960
changing that stuff.
1639
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:00,400
- All people who can eat solid foods.
1640
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,200
- All in seven year old.
1641
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:04,120
- No one else is going.
1642
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:06,680
- No one else is going.
1643
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:07,520
- No.
1644
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:08,840
- How did you add to this?
1645
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,480
How did that do?
1646
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,320
- What are you?
1647
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:13,160
- Oh, how did you do that?
1648
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:15,160
- I don't know what you did to this.
1649
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,160
How did that do?
1650
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,160
- No.
1651
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:18,000
- Yeah.
1652
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,240
- Those are the best you ever bought.
1653
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:22,480
- Those are the best Cheerios.
1654
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:23,640
- Oh man.
1655
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:24,480
- That's why.
1656
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:27,760
- I mean, look at this, I'm holding on a second.
1657
01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:30,080
I don't feel like this can be true.
1658
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:31,080
- Yeah.
1659
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,560
- That's what I heard.
1660
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:34,040
- Yeah, no, you're right.
1661
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:38,800
Cheerios quietly discontinued three flavors.
1662
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,640
- Why?
1663
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:41,480
- And now?
1664
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:43,240
- Why you gotta be quiet about it?
1665
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,080
- Yeah, I don't get it.
1666
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,720
- Well, I mean, you can discontinue flavors,
1667
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,480
but not honey nut.
1668
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,320
- Oh, okay.
1669
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:50,800
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
1670
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:51,640
Hold on.
1671
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,480
- Call me Jets, boys.
1672
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:55,640
We're still gold.
1673
01:09:55,640 --> 01:10:01,360
And they recently pulled honey nut Cheerios medley crunch.
1674
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:02,200
- Okay.
1675
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,160
- Chocolate peanut butter Cheerios
1676
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,760
and honey nut Cheerios minis from production.
1677
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,760
- So honey nut Cheerios are still up.
1678
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:12,920
- Honey nut Cheerios in its original form, still fine.
1679
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:15,360
- Okay.
1680
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,880
- Honey nut Cheerios medley out crunch came out in 2013
1681
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,240
and that's dead.
1682
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,640
Honey nut or chocolate peanut butter Cheerios
1683
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,000
came out in 2017 and those are dead.
1684
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:28,440
And then honey nut Cheerios minis, which seems ridiculous.
1685
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:33,840
- Why do you need a smaller fucking cheerio?
1686
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:35,160
- They're already small.
1687
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:37,600
- Yeah, they already tied it.
1688
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:41,280
- Yeah, those came out in 2023 and then dead.
1689
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:42,760
- I was about to, like,
1690
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:44,720
when the honey nut Cheerios come out.
1691
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:46,880
- Whoa, my vapors are up.
1692
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:48,280
- When they-- - Why don't we bring that back?
1693
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,520
(laughing)
1694
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,360
- That's too much milk.
1695
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:55,120
- I'm still-- - When the honey nut Cheerios.
1696
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:57,120
- 1901.
1697
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:57,960
- I have no idea.
1698
01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:58,800
Honey nut Cheerios.
1699
01:10:58,800 --> 01:10:59,640
- Honey nut Cheerios for honey.
1700
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,640
- I don't know how to say honey, no.
1701
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:02,960
(laughing)
1702
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:04,880
- I would be like 95.
1703
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:06,640
- 1975 or something like that.
1704
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,000
- Oh, Alan nailed it.
1705
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,480
1979.
1706
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,480
- Yeah.
1707
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:11,320
- Yeah.
1708
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:12,160
- Yeah.
1709
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:13,000
- Yeah.
1710
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,280
- You know what the nut is in it?
1711
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,080
- Nut?
1712
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:18,640
- Almond?
1713
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,160
- Oh, yeah, it's correct.
1714
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:21,000
- Yeah.
1715
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:21,840
- This is it.
1716
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,680
- Yeah, Fred's nailing it in.
1717
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:26,280
- That's totally--
1718
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:28,120
- Well, Fred, it's the end of an era.
1719
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,780
(laughing)
1720
01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:31,620
- It's an end of an era.
1721
01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:32,620
- It's my last story.
1722
01:11:32,620 --> 01:11:33,460
But it's true.
1723
01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:35,920
- I fully believe it is an end of an era.
1724
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:38,160
- This is the end of the era of this segment.
1725
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,720
(laughing)
1726
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:44,360
Fred, it's the end of an era.
1727
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,960
And before my friends get mad at me for saying this,
1728
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:50,160
this has nothing to do with politics.
1729
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:51,400
But it's gonna sound like it does.
1730
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:53,000
But it doesn't, okay?
1731
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,960
- Oh, I need you in the era.
1732
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:59,720
- Some Maga supporters who bought Donald Trump watches
1733
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:01,960
are seriously mad.
1734
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:05,120
The majority of reviews for the get Trump watches
1735
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,600
on trust pilot give the company just one star
1736
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:11,400
with many people complaining, quote unquote,
1737
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:12,600
it's a scam.
1738
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:18,680
So, Fred, the time pieces are made by best watches
1739
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:24,120
on Earth LLC and raised from $499 to $2,99 for watch.
1740
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:31,560
Or if you wanna get the ultra mega collector set,
1741
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:35,040
you're gonna get an end drop, $5,800.
1742
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:38,040
(laughing)
1743
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,120
- $800 for it.
1744
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,600
- No, no, never.
1745
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:42,880
- You're a TV watch.
1746
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:46,720
- How do you, how do you not see you being cryptic?
1747
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:47,680
Like,
1748
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,440
- Hey, I'm not here to talk about politics.
1749
01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:51,080
I'm here to talk about watches.
1750
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:51,920
So, Fred.
1751
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:52,760
- Okay.
1752
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:56,560
- Hey, I'm trying to, Alan, I'm trying to keep our fucking
1753
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,280
listener base alive.
1754
01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:00,600
(laughing)
1755
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,600
But if you wanna take the word watches out,
1756
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:04,560
this could also go for whoever that,
1757
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,040
but this is talking about.
1758
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:08,680
Reviews for the president of time pieces,
1759
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,200
sit at an average of 2.7 stars out of five,
1760
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:15,560
with many customers leaving Trump-like reviews,
1761
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:18,920
blasting the operation as a scam.
1762
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:23,560
Out of the reviews, 62% are negative, 58% of the,
1763
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:26,440
and with 58% of the giving one star.
1764
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:30,560
Commercials for Trump's, fight, fight, fight, watch collection
1765
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,560
are running regularly on newsmax
1766
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:35,600
with prices ranging from $499 to $799,
1767
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:38,000
and even higher for custom made sites.
1768
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:41,560
Styles include, fight, fight, fight, malachite,
1769
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:45,320
the mugshot suit collection are collectible,
1770
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,920
and First Lady Mini in Hot Pink,
1771
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:49,480
according to the official website.
1772
01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:51,440
- First Lady Mini.
1773
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:52,600
- I don't even know.
1774
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:55,240
Well, the site permitting like, "Mitty Mouse"?
1775
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:57,400
I feel like it's probably a mini-start to some sort,
1776
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,440
or maybe like a small or a watch.
1777
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,240
Many of the hells of that,
1778
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:01,080
that would be awesome.
1779
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,880
- It looks like a mini-bought ride with Trump's face on it.
1780
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:04,720
- Trump's face.
1781
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:05,560
- Yeah.
1782
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:06,400
(laughing)
1783
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:07,560
- What the ears?
1784
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:08,720
(laughing)
1785
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:09,560
- Enemy.
1786
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:12,360
- That was the best demon will he ever been.
1787
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,720
(laughing)
1788
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:16,200
- That's why.
1789
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:17,560
- Right to be your neighbor.
1790
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:18,560
- Anyway, that's not him.
1791
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:19,400
- Get it, get it, get it.
1792
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,480
- Go through the two lips.
1793
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:26,080
- While the site provides estimated shipping on all products,
1794
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,080
which was supposedly made to order,
1795
01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,840
it says arrival times are not guaranteed.
1796
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:33,920
- But the order.
1797
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:35,640
- They said they're lengthy wait time
1798
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:39,200
and lack of updates or communication from the family
1799
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,240
or from the company.
1800
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:45,120
I plan to sue, this is a scam-root one customer
1801
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:48,240
who claimed to have ordered a $900 watch in January
1802
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:51,000
with a promised delivery in March.
1803
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,040
The individual, they said they had tried to camp
1804
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,360
to the order in April,
1805
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:57,000
but their efforts had been refused.
1806
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,160
No watch delivered.
1807
01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:59,480
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1808
01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:00,800
- No watch delivered.
1809
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:04,080
Yes, honest and false customer service responses,
1810
01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:07,760
both automated and probably lied people wrote another.
1811
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,600
Should have known a failed businessman
1812
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,720
who scanned the country would also scan his customers.
1813
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:17,360
You should have known that 20 years ago, bro.
1814
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:18,680
- Yeah, but why in the fuck,
1815
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:22,280
if you think like that, why in the fuck did you buy it?
1816
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:23,880
- Because you thought it was winning.
1817
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:25,040
You thought you were owning the win?
1818
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:29,320
- No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna, listen, listen,
1819
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:32,320
I'm not gonna spend $5,800 on a fucking Rolex.
1820
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:33,160
You think I'm gonna spend it?
1821
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:34,160
- Yeah, I would buy the,
1822
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:37,120
and I'll fuck away on buying or Joe Biden watch.
1823
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:37,960
- No, I ain't buying,
1824
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:39,120
- No, I'm buying,
1825
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:39,960
- What the fuck is this?
1826
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:40,960
- I'm buying or I'm buying,
1827
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:42,200
I'm buying, I'm buying,
1828
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,000
yeah, I'm buying, I'm buying,
1829
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:44,840
I'm buying or I'm buying,
1830
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,280
you wouldn't buy that one watch.
1831
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:49,440
- What the Obama watch would probably be $99.
1832
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:50,280
- No, no.
1833
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:53,600
- You like the Obama watch?
1834
01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,400
- You can buy an Abraham Lincoln watch.
1835
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:56,320
- We can make those.
1836
01:15:56,320 --> 01:16:00,080
- $9,000, $8,800 on the watch.
1837
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:01,080
- The college watch.
1838
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:02,640
- You gotta take it Lincoln.
1839
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,840
You have to wind it up in 14 minutes.
1840
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:09,880
- Get the BLC ultimate mega trip.
1841
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:10,720
- Yeah.
1842
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:11,560
- Fat.
1843
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:12,560
- Yeah.
1844
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:15,160
- That'd be the BLC watch.
1845
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:16,880
- Yeah.
1846
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:17,720
- Let me read this one.
1847
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:19,120
I gotta like two more things.
1848
01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:21,320
- I'm gonna just fuck yourself.
1849
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:23,560
(laughing)
1850
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:25,280
- Yeah, whatever you need the alarm,
1851
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:26,120
that's all I say.
1852
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,320
- You know what I'm saying, fuck yourself.
1853
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:29,520
- So this lady said,
1854
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:31,920
my daughter ordered a Trump watch
1855
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,280
and after five months of waiting,
1856
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:37,320
have not received anything.
1857
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:41,240
It's a shame this company is not holding
1858
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:45,120
to the highest standards of president Trump.
1859
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:47,880
This was a president for my idiot birthday.
1860
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,960
- And she's there.
1861
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:51,800
- And she's there.
1862
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:52,640
(laughing)
1863
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,280
- And then, these are so funny.
1864
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:57,120
And then another review read,
1865
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,760
this is a scam.
1866
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:01,160
No watches, ever ship.
1867
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:03,160
I'm finally multiple FTC complaints.
1868
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,240
I'm also writing the Trump organization.
1869
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:06,240
They should at least know
1870
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:08,720
that this company is a scam using Trump's name.
1871
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:12,400
- Oh yeah.
1872
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:13,240
- Oh yeah.
1873
01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:16,280
- Oh, but there are some positive reviews, Fred.
1874
01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:17,200
Would you like to read those?
1875
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,600
Would you like to hear about those?
1876
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:19,440
- Yeah, sure.
1877
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,600
- Let me tell you this first.
1878
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,960
The positive reviews are completely in caps.
1879
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:25,280
So I don't know who might,
1880
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:26,920
who might say that sound like.
1881
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:29,760
(laughing)
1882
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:31,600
- Would you say in,
1883
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:32,720
here's what they say.
1884
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,400
- You can take attention to this matter at the end.
1885
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,840
(laughing)
1886
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:39,640
- Here's what that was said.
1887
01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:42,440
I was scared and worried that this would be a scam,
1888
01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:43,720
but it wasn't.
1889
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:46,720
It took about 45 days or so to get the watch.
1890
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:50,320
I bought it as a 45, 45.
1891
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:52,080
- So, to get the watch,
1892
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:54,760
I bought it as a retirement gift for a co-worker.
1893
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:58,440
Needless to say, I was very excited to see it when it arrived.
1894
01:17:58,440 --> 01:17:59,920
It's a beautiful watch.
1895
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:02,160
It came with extra links if needed.
1896
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:04,600
I have never had issues with customer support.
1897
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:08,760
- And it's a beautiful ride to came with it.
1898
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:10,680
- How do you know that?
1899
01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:11,560
- I'm going to come over
1900
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,960
because I'm more like the moral eye.
1901
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:16,720
(laughing)
1902
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:17,560
- That all?
1903
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,280
Biggest links.
1904
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:20,920
- Old as gold.
1905
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:22,120
- Not for people.
1906
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,000
- Not good.
1907
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,640
- All right, that's how it goes.
1908
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:26,120
All right ladies and gentlemen.
1909
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:28,800
We hope you enjoyed tonight's extra long,
1910
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,400
super sized episode.
1911
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:31,720
- Yeah.
1912
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:32,760
- I guess.
1913
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:33,920
- We'll be back next week.
1914
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:34,920
- We'll be back next week.
1915
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:35,760
- Extra long.
1916
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:36,760
- Definitely less.
1917
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,600
- I'll be flying all the time.
1918
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:40,400
- That's right, put your,
1919
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:43,800
while your cauliflower shaped penis on the radio.
1920
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,400
- We'd show, follow us, love us,
1921
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:47,880
like us, we love you.
1922
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:48,800
Thank you for listening.
1923
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:49,640
- Good night everybody.
1924
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:50,480
We'll see you next week.
1925
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:51,320
- Good night.
1926
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:52,480
- Happy Halloween.
1927
01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:54,320
- Good night, man.
1928
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,040
(laughing)
1929
01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:57,320
- We are laughing.
1930
01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:58,480
(laughing)
1931
01:18:58,480 --> 01:18:59,840
And we are very good friends.
1932
01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:00,680
(laughing)
1933
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:01,520
- Good vibes.
1934
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:03,080
- Sharing a special moment.
1935
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:04,240
(laughing)
1936
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:06,840
(upbeat music)
1937
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:09,420
(upbeat music)
1938
01:19:09,420 --> 01:19:20,160
- That's it, man.
1939
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,320
Game over, man.
1940
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:22,160
Game over.
1941
01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:24,760
- Just hang loose blood.
1942
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:27,160
You're gonna catch up on the rebar, I'm gonna mess up.
1943
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:29,000
- Get to the chopper!
1944
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,600
(laughing)
1945
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:34,120
- Oh, what a day.
1946
01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:36,600
Come on, what is it?
1947
01:19:36,600 --> 01:19:38,080
(upbeat music)
1948
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,080
- Well, thanks all folks.
1949
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,560
- Hasta la vista, baby.
1950
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,560
- God damn it.
1951
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:46,160
(upbeat music)
1952
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:48,240
- I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
1953
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:51,560
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1954
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:53,040
- Surely you can't be serious.
1955
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:55,360
- I am serious and don't call me sure.
1956
01:19:55,360 --> 01:20:05,440
Thank you so much.