In “Menty B-LC” | Episode 249 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew opens with crickets, confusion, and a reminder that the BLC is somehow still broadcasting from the Palatial EC Studios. Parker sets the tone by announcing that the show is getting “caught up and hip to the times,” which is exactly what every aging man says right before embarrassing himself in front of the children. The first half becomes a full 2026 slang check, designed as a back-to-school survival guide for parents, kids, and anyone who has recently heard a teenager speak and felt their soul leave their body. Parker walks Fred and Allan through terms like mogging, looksmaxing, sigma, receipts, ship, pulling, menty b, cooked, crash out, pressed, read, chopped, pick me girl, ate, snatched, serving, and giving. Some they know, some they butcher, and some immediately make everyone older. Then comes the one adult slang term that sends the whole segment off a cliff and into a place no school guidance counselor should ever go. The slang lesson also somehow turns into talk about strip club steak, Danny Trejo, a Mexican restaurant with suspiciously good French fries, and the business opportunity of French fry fajitas. This is why nobody lets BLC near a restaurant concept. Fred then brings up a concert trend where fans wear diapers so they can stay at the front of general admission shows without losing their spot. The crew discusses artist complaints, the smell, “Big Diaper” censorship, and whether any concert is worth that level of personal sacrifice. Fred also remembers a free Blues Traveler show with The Wailers and Spin Doctors, where John Popper allegedly smoked through a jam session like a harmonica wizard. After the break, it’s Friendship Day, so the guys test how well they know each other. They guess middle names, favorite colors, darkest secrets, celebrity crushes, dream jobs, hometowns, emotional triggers, favorite TV shows, and biggest fears. By the end, they may not know everything about each other, but they do know this: the 250th episode is coming, and Allan’s biggest fear might be editing it.
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We're in a buffet of meat.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun!
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We can see it late!
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Swap in male stars in the morning!
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I'm making f*ck!
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And now let's start the band show.
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Welcome, welcome, one and all!
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To the 249th edition of the BLC Podcast.
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Thank you for the crickets already, Alan!
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Thanks!
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Now featuring more crickets!
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We're proudly broadcasting live from the Polagely Sea Studios.
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We get so many doctors that call the doctors us about the show.
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Well, Fred, one thing that will keep us get us more of those so-called listeners that you're so.
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One thing that will definitely keep their interest, Fred.
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Is no one that we as a podcast are caught up and hip to the times.
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So this is the way, this is the primer for you parents and you kids who are like,
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But for all you guys to know what you shouldn't shouldn't be talking about this year as school starts.
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So we're going to do a little slaying check with you guys.
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Slaying a dung, guys.
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We'll slaying and slaying it.
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And this started because I, someone said they were mocking someone and I didn't know what that meant.
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Morgan.
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Do you know what mocking is, Alan?
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How's the bugging somebody?
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It sounds like someone daring it somebody.
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Would you like me to use it in the sentence?
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He is mocking everyone in the gym with his massive build.
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He's mocking everyone in the gym with his massive build girl.
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Is that what he's like showing off?
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Yeah, he's out shining outclassing and dominating me.
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So to mock you as a mom.
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Looks Maxing.
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So look, you know what looks Maxing is, Alan?
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That's with the duck face.
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It's what you do.
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You do all these wacky, doodle things to try and improve your appearance as much as possible.
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I know just like work out, but like,
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You know, not scratch your face.
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I do that all the time.
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Yeah, I'm handsome.
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Yeah, there's all kinds of different stuff that you can do to make yourself the most handsome version of yourself.
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And being good personality, you know, personality in the world and being, you know, but still you still get accused for sexual harassment.
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And you can go to Miss Guy in the world and look like Brad Pitt and Alan just said essay.
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You know, so oh yeah, no, he didn't say, hey, he's an age.
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What did I say?
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He said harassment. I hope he said a right.
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That is, I'm sorry.
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So something I'm glad Alan didn't say.
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I don't want to lose his red.
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Well, it's nobody.
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No, not today.
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Sigma, that's kind of old now, right?
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That was like.
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Mead, right?
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Sigma is like a lone wolf.
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And independent, but toxic masculine archetype.
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What about receipts?
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That's proof proof proof proof proof of receipts.
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I got the receipts.
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I got the receipts.
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You got the strip club.
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Seats.
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See, look, you paid $10 to get in.
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You had the steak.
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You paid $10 to get in the ATM.
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So, and that steak of, so word was, I never got, we got never, I'm
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But the folks who did go and enjoy that delicious steak we talked about at the strip club
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on Thursday afternoon said it was the garliciest thing they've ever eaten.
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That's because the chef saw, uh, oh, shit.
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What's the name of the movie?
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The van her circle.
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Oh, uh, Dustin don't.
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Dustin don't.
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And the van was going here.
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He's like, only a van buyer would come out of Thursday afternoon in order to steak.
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I'll take care of this right now, Danny Trejo.
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To me, the Danny Trejo, I saw a signed picture of Danny Trejo at the white person Mexican restaurant down the street from me.
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Well, it was, it's like, El Matador and it's like one of the oldest Mexican places in Greenville or whatever.
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But it like when I was walking in, there was like an old Jewish guy walking out and I said, hey, I held the door for him.
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Well, you know, first time here, what's good?
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He's had a bad meal and I was like, all right, Regis, but,
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The salsa, the spicy salsa was really good.
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That was the best thing they had and their French fries were really good.
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Well, that was the, the, like, cause they're like, we had hand-cut French fries.
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You should be a French fry based Mexican restaurant.
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I was just cooked the fries and then put the Mexican food on top of them.
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People were in that shit.
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I'll eat that.
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I'm thinking we should open that.
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What about, okay, we'll speak into that, Fred.
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It's French fries.
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For heaters.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So good, dude.
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Like imagine, like, for heaters, we're like a bunch of grilled chicken on it and then like,
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enchilada sauce and cheese on top.
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But we're not for heaters.
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I mean, fries.
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Yeah.
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All that shit on it.
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You would, people would freak out.
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So, Fred, I'm going to quit the show.
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I'll go do that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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This is not the food part yet.
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This is not the food part yet.
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It's not the food part yet.
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He got a stop.
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He got a stop.
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He left.
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He was like, oh, God.
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I'm getting surprised.
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That came a guy.
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I'm getting scared.
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And Fred, so what about ship?
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As in I ship.
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I sit by my own.
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I ship.
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I'm in Garfunkel.
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I like you like it.
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Yeah.
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I said, like, I support a romantic pair.
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Like when, um, who?
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Who are Garfunkel or not a room?
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I know, but I couldn't think of anybody that was.
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So.
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Sunny and Cher.
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Sunny and Cher.
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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So you're like, oh, I ship Sunny and Cher.
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They don't make no sense.
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I know.
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I agree.
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We shipped them.
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We shipped them.
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We shipped them.
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You ship it.
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It's out of verb.
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Well, it wasn't a verb until the cool kids got a hole in it.
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Yeah.
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Now it is.
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I'm going to ship it.
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It's going to be, uh, let's see.
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So Fred, for instance, I'm here from now.
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I told you.
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Those two main characters and hope they get together by the end of the show.
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That's what it says.
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Oh, so like relationship.
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Yeah.
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Like I ship them.
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I wrote totally ship them.
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Oh, man.
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We've gotten so lazy.
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Tell them.
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This is explaining yourself.
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You're just saying in America, in American words.
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We're getting 1994.
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What about pulling?
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Fred, I'm sure you know, pulling pulling is from 1994, actually.
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Yeah.
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Pulling?
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Yeah, we used to say that.
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You'd say that about.
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Oh, like I'm about to pull a girl.
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About the pool.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
321
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Get a lot of romantic.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
325
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Yeah.
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Hold this out.
327
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Yeah.
328
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Yeah.
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Good times.
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Okay.
331
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How about?
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Minty B.
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Minty B.
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Minty B.
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Minty B.
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Come on, man.
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Minty B.
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Minty B.
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As soon as you hear it, you'll be like, oh, yeah.
340
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Is minty B?
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Sort of enough, but no.
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Minty B.
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Minty B.
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It's not like a new rapper.
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It was them.
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It sort of meant mental breakdown.
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So, you're having a look, quick, minty B.
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Just say it.
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Oh, I think that that makes it really, really.
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What's supposed to be used humorously?
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You were a sort of, I'm a bit of a minty B.
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I'm like, I'm a minty B.
353
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I'm a minty B.
354
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So, Fred, how about?
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I like, I'm about, I was, when I did do it in all of his days.
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I don't know, man.
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Somebody saying, shit, I'm, I'm, I'm a bunch of un-fights.
358
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Yeah.
359
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Well, what would you do if you had $1 million?
360
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You'd drink to the same time.
361
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The same time.
362
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It's a thing that saves it.
363
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(laughs)
364
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So, Fred, how about cooks?
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Cook.
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Oh, you done, son?
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Yeah, you done.
368
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Yep, that's right.
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Cook, you drink.
370
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You drink is cooked.
371
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Am I drinking at something weird, bloat, no?
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Cook, yeah, in trouble or exhausted, like, done?
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Yeah, you've done.
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Yeah, what crash out is?
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Yeah, go crazy.
376
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Yeah, lose them, lose emotional control.
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I'm not gonna do it, everybody thinks we're gonna do it.
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Speed down, man.
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You're gonna break out, man.
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(laughs)
381
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That was real everyday.
382
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That's how I feel with kids everyday.
383
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Everyday.
384
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So, how about pressed, you know, pressed means, right?
385
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Yeah, like, under pressing.
386
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Like, like, like, really upset, like, really pressed on,
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or something.
388
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So, what about, read?
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Read.
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Read?
391
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Read, read.
392
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Never heard this before.
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Read.
394
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It's either read or read.
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It's knowledge.
396
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Probably read.
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Read, so like, oh, look, I read, I read you.
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Like, when you're like, fried with...
399
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Fred, make fun of my hair.
400
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Yeah.
401
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Look.
402
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Make fun of Alan's hair.
403
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(laughs)
404
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
No, for the, for the bit.
405
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Yeah, okay, Alan looks like, you got a wig on.
406
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Oh, Fred really read you on that one, Alan.
407
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Yeah.
408
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I got it.
409
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Yeah, I got it.
410
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You really have a wig on?
411
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I do have a wig on.
412
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You know.
413
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You can't do it right now.
414
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I can't even do that.
415
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Why are you here?
416
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I can't do that.
417
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I can't do that.
418
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So, Fred, so, yeah, read is delivered a clever or biting insult.
419
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Okay.
420
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Right.
421
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
So, what have I said?
422
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Fred, what have I told you?
423
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You were chopped.
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So, oh, no.
425
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I don't believe that you're chopped.
426
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Like, your clothes is chopped.
427
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Like, raggedy or...
428
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Unattracted or messy.
429
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Yeah, cool.
430
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
Yeah, cool.
431
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Chopped.
432
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We know, do you know what a pick me girl is?
433
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No, but I could use one.
434
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
All right.
435
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Someone is trying too hard to get your attention.
436
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000
Thank you.
437
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Pick me girl.
438
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
Okay.
439
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
Pick me.
440
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Pick me.
441
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
What about, like, what have I said?
442
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Hey, Fred.
443
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Yeah.
444
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
That person really ate.
445
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Or, like, did they think?
446
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
They did, yeah, they did a really good job.
447
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They did the thing.
448
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Yep.
449
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So, snatched, you know what snatched is.
450
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That's all I think.
451
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Yeah, it was kind of old, but...
452
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Forgiant?
453
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That's what it used to be.
454
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Yeah, sort of.
455
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Well, that was known with the net in the present, that's...
456
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This is in the past tense.
457
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Oh, snatched.
458
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000
Snatched.
459
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000
Snatched.
460
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,000
Like the moment.
461
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Oh, okay.
462
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Looking flawless, looking gorgeous.
463
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Whatever.
464
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You know what serving and giving is, right?
465
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,000
Like, oh, oh, Fred, your hair is giving...
466
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
Oh, Marley.
467
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000
Oh, Marley.
468
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Oh, Marley.
469
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Oh, Marley.
470
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Yeah.
471
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
I was...
472
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000
I was like, what are you giving?
473
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
What are you giving?
474
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
What are you giving?
475
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
What are you giving?
476
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Yeah.
477
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
It's a mystery.
478
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
Yeah.
479
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
That pick me girl was going...
480
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000
I didn't know that.
481
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000
No, I think...
482
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So that's like, you know, that's bringing strong vibes, confidence, whatever.
483
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Yeah.
484
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,000
And there are Ace and Moggins and the last one, and this is one...
485
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This can be a show in and of itself, but I...
486
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So kids at home don't listen.
487
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What is Gooning, Fred?
488
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No, I'm going...
489
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Gooning.
490
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
Alan, you know, Gooning is...
491
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I know this is your quit.
492
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Not the same.
493
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But actually kind of true in this case.
494
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Fred, for Goon...
495
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Alan, for Gooning for males...
496
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Gooning.
497
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...is the act of being...
498
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Oh my god, it seems like I'm going to read it.
499
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The act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your wang in jerking it.
500
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Such that your face and mannerisms take on the personality of a Goon.
501
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Turn out...
502
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Bacon expression, grunting, muttering, etc.
503
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000
I know, no, no, no, no, no, definitely.
504
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Hold on, there's more.
505
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
And this is where...
506
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
No, no, no, no.
507
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000
But wait, there's more.
508
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Oh wait, this is where it gets real weird, Fred.
509
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Oh, I guess that weird before?
510
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
No, when you...
511
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
It's one of those stories, Alan.
512
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Specifically, you have to be like...
513
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...in the beginning.
514
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000
So Fred, this is one of those stories we're in the beginning.
515
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You're like, "Oh, this is a weird story."
516
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Yeah.
517
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And then you look back and you're like, "The beginning was not the weird part of a story in retrospect."
518
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So, like, the bacon expression, grunting and muttering,
519
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000
men gooning often prefer hours.
520
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Oh my god.
521
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
...of edging/arrrection to...
522
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000
Oh, yeah.
523
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...for finishing.
524
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For maximum goods.
525
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Right, max gooning.
526
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,000
It says an artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.
527
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
You got an engine out, bro, for maximum goon.
528
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
You got a goon for weeks, bro.
529
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000
No, I can't.
530
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000
I don't... it's not.
531
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Well, I just don't...
532
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,000
I guess if you have nothing else to do in your life, you can do that.
533
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
You can goon.
534
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
You can goon for days.
535
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000
You know what, man.
536
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000
I don't get it.
537
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
I don't get it.
538
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
But it's not for me to get.
539
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
It's not for me to...
540
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
You can goon in here.
541
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Yeah.
542
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Yeah, he's just grunting.
543
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Yeah, he's just grunting.
544
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:37,000
He's either going in and turning it to a werewolf, I don't know.
545
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Is it a full moon?
546
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
No?
547
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Okay, he's going in.
548
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
He's going in.
549
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
He's going in.
550
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
All right, Fred.
551
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
So, there's my...
552
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Now, you know, all the hips laying...
553
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000
...that the kids are saying these days.
554
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Yeah.
555
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000
You probably could have just pulled up TikTok and...
556
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000
...throw up the same thing in two seconds.
557
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
But this was more entertaining.
558
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Well, someone argue.
559
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
I don't know.
560
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Let him goon.
561
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Yeah, gooners would...
562
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Yeah, gooners.
563
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
You disagree with that same with your gooners.
564
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
You're a gooner, man.
565
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Welcome to Hour 7.
566
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
Gooners would.
567
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
I'll be...
568
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
I'll be compensating this hour.
569
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
You say that your gooners never quit.
570
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000
It's called, mean, "goon master man."
571
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
[screaming]
572
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Time to...
573
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
All right, then.
574
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
You ready to grunt?
575
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Today, while your goon will be reading "Catcher in the Rock."
576
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000
[laughing]
577
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Of myse men.
578
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Of myse men.
579
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Mystang back.
580
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Enjoy.
581
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
You good old.
582
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
You good old.
583
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
[laughing]
584
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000
So, Fred, what's trending with you and your life?
585
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
[laughing]
586
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Well, I ain't been gooning.
587
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Well, that's good to know.
588
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
For a second, they sound like you did.
589
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000
You're like, "I'm old, I'm old, dude."
590
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
That's just...
591
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
[laughing]
592
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
That's a good one.
593
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Yeah, that's a good one.
594
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
I'm old, man.
595
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
You gotta go, man.
596
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Yeah, shit.
597
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
The modern world, Fred.
598
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,000
I gotta shit, dude, but people are crazy nowadays, so...
599
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000
You know, if you got nothing else to do and that's your thing,
600
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
I guess go for it.
601
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:15,000
There's a new trend going around.
602
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000
At concerts.
603
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:25,000
So, you know how they open the gates and let you come in and people who, you know,
604
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000
up front, like, I'm talking concerts where, you know...
605
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Big concerts.
606
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Yeah, they got a standing room, you know, in the front.
607
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
In the front.
608
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
In the back.
609
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Yeah, I think.
610
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,000
People were attacking the front to get to the front.
611
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Yeah, to get to the front.
612
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Where do they go to the bathroom?
613
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Exactly.
614
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
They stayed there.
615
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
They stayed there for hours so they don't lose their spot.
616
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:52,000
And like, some people have resorted to wearing diapers.
617
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Oh, oh, you're answering my question.
618
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
So, yeah, to these shows.
619
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
Yeah.
620
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Because if you lose, if you move your meat, you're gonna lose your seat.
621
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
So you're gonna lose your spot.
622
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
That's true.
623
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,000
So it's so much that it's happening that...
624
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Oh, Fred's decided he's...
625
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Fred just thought he'd diaper took him...
626
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
Yeah, I forget.
627
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,000
He was like, "Let me go get my diapers and do some good news."
628
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Like, once he said diaper, they were like, "Dae, he knows he's on to Arkansas."
629
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Right.
630
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000
The big diaper, our corporate overlords took away big diaper from him.
631
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Well, Alan, I personally think that sometimes...
632
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
[laughter]
633
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
I would...
634
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
He's back.
635
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000
And I know he'll get him in so he can be the one telling us...
636
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
And he's back.
637
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
He was...
638
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Oh, he's mad.
639
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Yeah, he wants to finish so bad.
640
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
He's been censored.
641
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Yeah.
642
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
[laughter]
643
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Hey, man.
644
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000
I got two tabs on him.
645
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000
How does it feel to be neutered?
646
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000
[laughter]
647
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Big diaper came in and flexed our muscles.
648
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
[laughter]
649
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:59,000
I got to beat up by the little baby.
650
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Hey, baby.
651
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
The diaper.
652
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
They hold so much.
653
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
[laughter]
654
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Yeah, it's so wet so that some of the artists are starting to complain about it.
655
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Because of the smell.
656
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000
The smell, yeah.
657
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Like...
658
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Yeah, that's a real thing.
659
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
That's a real thing.
660
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
So, like...
661
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
What can you do?
662
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Yeah, what can you do?
663
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000
There's nothing you can do.
664
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
There's no middle ground.
665
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
There's no way you can stop them.
666
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
You can't stop them from doing...
667
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000
I feel like that...
668
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
I'm about to block rousing.
669
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Fred, have you ever felt...
670
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Have you ever felt the need and the necessity to be like,
671
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
"I'm gonna be up front for this concert?"
672
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
I said, "Seriously, I don't know."
673
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Have you ever been like, "I need to be on the front row?"
674
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Yeah, I was one concert.
675
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,000
And it was a blues traveling.
676
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Okay.
677
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
[laughter]
678
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
What is this life?
679
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,000
You're like, "I have to see that motherfucker in that harmonica."
680
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
That's closer than I can.
681
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
I was like, "Yeah."
682
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
No, it was...
683
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
It was...
684
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
The park with an amphitheater?
685
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Yeah.
686
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,000
So, this was back when it had just opened, I think.
687
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000
It was like still freedom weekend.
688
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Yeah.
689
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
A lot was...
690
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
It was that...
691
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000
And they had...
692
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,000
The Wailers, like Ziggy Maw and Alan Wailers...
693
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:33,000
It was spin doctors and the blues travelers.
694
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Now, that's the starting show.
695
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Alan.
696
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,000
And blues travelers was the head line.
697
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000
And like, we've been not there, you know, laying on the lawn
698
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000
drinking smoke and, you know, just feeling really good.
699
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:51,000
And they came up there, and they just started jamming.
700
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000
They played for two hours straight.
701
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
Like, no breaks.
702
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Yeah.
703
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
They did not stop.
704
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
They were on top.
705
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Yeah, yeah.
706
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,000
They go into, like, and they finish the song.
707
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000
And they just go into, like, a jam session.
708
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Yeah.
709
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
And this was...
710
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Popper was still big.
711
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Yeah, a ton.
712
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
Popper, that's it.
713
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
Yeah, a ton.
714
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Popper can get around and around.
715
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000
He turned his back into the audience.
716
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Smoked and cigarette.
717
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Like...
718
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Three, four minutes.
719
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
There's this jam in the bands.
720
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Yeah.
721
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
He turned around and smoked the cigarette.
722
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Yeah, I mean, three, four minutes.
723
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000
For the cigarette out, turned back around and started...
724
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Wait a little longer.
725
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
We're gonna have a lot of fun.
726
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,000
It was the best free show ever been.
727
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Yeah.
728
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000
I'll see you there.
729
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
But...
730
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
So you wanted to be at the front row for that is what you're saying?
731
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Yeah.
732
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000
Well, no, I did.
733
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
I went, like, I went for it.
734
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Yeah, I went for it.
735
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Cause you had...
736
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
I didn't get it from wrong.
737
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
I got like middle...
738
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Middleways.
739
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000
I had been there for three hours and you had to take a shit.
740
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Yeah.
741
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Right.
742
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000
You had taken a shit on your side.
743
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000
No, I wouldn't know.
744
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000
I would be like, "Ah."
745
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Yeah.
746
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
"Aww."
747
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
"Aww."
748
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
"Aww."
749
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
"Aww."
750
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Well, at least to rain diapers and they're not pulling their pants down and shitting on the floor.
751
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Yeah, I mean, that's...
752
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
There's something to be said for that, I guess.
753
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000
You know, because if it's a mosh pit or, you know, that's...
754
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
I just don't know.
755
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000
Well, you know what?
756
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Oh, shit.
757
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
It had to happen at least once.
758
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Yeah.
759
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000
For people who like, next time I'm bringing my diaper.
760
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Yeah.
761
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Yeah.
762
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Yeah.
763
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
On the way to the...
764
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
I'm like, "I'm pregnant."
765
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Thanks, I'll bring up my diaper, so I got...
766
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
I gotta go visit grandma on the way to the...
767
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
It was a problem.
768
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Ah, ah, ah.
769
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
So, yeah.
770
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000
I don't like...
771
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Oh, Chris.
772
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
...are just like Noah Conn and Selen...
773
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Oh, not...
774
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Sabrina Carbender...
775
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,000
All have stated that they have smilted.
776
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
That's due to eating.
777
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Well, I would feel like if I was one of the people up there, outside of...
778
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000
Assuming I'm not one in the diaper.
779
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Right?
780
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
Assuming I'm not like, complicit in this shit.
781
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Yeah.
782
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Literally, and figurative shit.
783
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Ugh.
784
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,000
I would be like, this is ruining a concert experience for me.
785
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Oh, yeah.
786
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Because all I smell is peepie and poopoo.
787
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Yeah.
788
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
That's...
789
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000
I mean, like, for example, like if you're going to see the eagles...
790
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000
You're like, "You're trying to be a booger, 'cause that's what it smells like."
791
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Yeah.
792
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Yeah.
793
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Yeah.
794
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Well, like a reed of poop...
795
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
...and...
796
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Yeah, that's what I got.
797
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Yeah!
798
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
I got the walker...
799
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000
Yeah!
800
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,000
I hope you'll count it one year.
801
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000
Yeah!
802
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Oh, yeah!
803
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Yeah!
804
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Yeah!
805
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,000
So, well, first bread, that's the best thing.
806
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
That is...
807
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Man, I'm trying to be very...
808
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000
Very good.
809
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
What he would like...
810
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
People...
811
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
I guess that's why people aren't going to concerts?
812
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Well, no, because concerts are like 600 bucks.
813
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Yeah, so that's why people aren't going to concerts.
814
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Yeah.
815
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000
And you can't afford to go to a concert nowadays.
816
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Not like for a family.
817
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Mm-hmm.
818
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,000
Like, I'll just send my young daughter in and be like, "Good luck, Cuddy."
819
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,000
At a way outside for you.
820
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
I know you're nine years old.
821
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
(Cuddy laughing)
822
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Mine.
823
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000
When I see...
824
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,000
I think your daughter would just be kicking some ass.
825
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Yeah, no.
826
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
I wouldn't...
827
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
She'd be like, "I beat everybody up."
828
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
(Cuddy laughing)
829
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000
Well, anyway, Fred, so that's...
830
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Yeah.
831
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
So that's trending.
832
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000
I don't like that trending.
833
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
I wish...
834
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000
I wish I was a trender that was...
835
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Yes, a trender.
836
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Well, you know...
837
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
We can't help...
838
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
What is trending?
839
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
No, you're right.
840
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
You're right.
841
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
We can't do anything about that.
842
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000
But what we can do...
843
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Let's take a quick break.
844
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
(Cuddy laughing)
845
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Oh, nice one.
846
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
So that we can trend...
847
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
The right direction.
848
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,000
On the BLC podcast, whatever number...
849
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,540
whatever number 249.
850
00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:50,680
The Black Link in Collective Podcast
851
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,700
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852
00:28:53,700 --> 00:29:13,240
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853
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:34,440
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854
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:59,720
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855
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:05,160
Welcome to the second half of the thing.
856
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,320
Fred, did you know what today is today?
857
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:12,800
If you listen to the show on the day that it comes out, which is every Monday, on all your
858
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:18,680
favorite podcasts, podcasts, you would know that today, when rarely do we put a date
859
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,800
on the show, we're going to do it this time.
860
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,680
August 3rd, today, Fred.
861
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,680
That's right.
862
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,680
It's a wrap of city today.
863
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,680
Oh, is it?
864
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,680
Is it?
865
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,680
Wrap of city?
866
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,520
Oh, I'm a step ahead of you.
867
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,520
Okay.
868
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,000
Because I would grab a bun all afternoon.
869
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,800
This is all the body of the crab.
870
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,320
Is it anything about it?
871
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:46,680
So yeah, Fred, so it's stash an old friendship day.
872
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,440
Oh, right.
873
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,440
Happy Friendship Day, Fred.
874
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:55,720
Yeah, I think you're probably talking to Alan, but happy Friendship Day, Fred.
875
00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:03,720
I thought that what better way to celebrate the friendships that you've made in your life
876
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:12,560
than by subjecting your friends to a quiz about how much you know about them and vice versa.
877
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,960
So he'll be the whole God.
878
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:21,000
We've all got a list of questions that were sent out anonymously earlier today.
879
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:31,000
You must have to do this course.
880
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
If you do that, you'll have to be done.
881
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Yeah, we will.
882
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
It boys are checks, which are small enough as is.
883
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000
I'm just saying mine up.
884
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:45,000
No, yeah, you say about, yeah, you're like, I'm better than you use this calculator.
885
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Cosmore the cash.
886
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000
No, it does.
887
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,920
That's the only thing that cash when they're like, now you have to give us $4.
888
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,920
Like, wait, what?
889
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,920
Well, Fred, so it's Friendship Test time.
890
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,920
Okay.
891
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:02,160
So we're going to do a quick, ten question Friendship Test.
892
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,920
See how well we know each other.
893
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:09,080
Some of these questions, if you feel like, hey, you know what, I'm not going to answer that
894
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,080
one.
895
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,080
That's okay.
896
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,320
Because you know what, we're friends here.
897
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:17,680
Or we will be, hopefully, we will be by the end of this.
898
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,920
Go either way.
899
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,920
All right.
900
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:26,920
So first, Fred, do you know Alan's middle name?
901
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,920
I'm not.
902
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,920
I'm pretty sure it's John.
903
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,920
Nope.
904
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,920
Alan.
905
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,920
Alan.
906
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:35,920
What the fuck is that?
907
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,920
Eric was John.
908
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,920
Oh, okay.
909
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,920
How do I know you're going to know that's not good, dude?
910
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,920
Oh, all right.
911
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,920
I don't know what it's okay, Alan.
912
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,920
What's your middle name?
913
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:48,920
Gene.
914
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:49,920
That's right.
915
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,920
Gene.
916
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,920
Oh, I forgot.
917
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:52,920
I.
918
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,920
Gene.
919
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:54,920
Gene.
920
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:55,920
Gene.
921
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,920
Gene.
922
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,920
You're good.
923
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:58,920
A.G.C.
924
00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,920
The man way.
925
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:00,920
So there you have it.
926
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:01,920
Yes.
927
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:02,920
Not you.
928
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:03,920
Yeah.
929
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:04,920
The man way.
930
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,920
That's right.
931
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,920
So Fred, your middle name.
932
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:08,920
Yes.
933
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,920
I'm pretty sure you know, is Mark?
934
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,920
No.
935
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,920
I don't know.
936
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:15,920
I feel like I should know.
937
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,920
I think I'm weird.
938
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,920
I'm a weird middle name.
939
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:20,920
It's like.
940
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,920
Alan, do you know?
941
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:22,920
I don't know for sure.
942
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,920
No, Rod Riggas.
943
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,920
Your name is not Rod Riggas.
944
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,920
You're middle name.
945
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,920
Is it real your middle name?
946
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:33,920
Yes.
947
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,920
It's Frederick Rod Riggas.
948
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,920
Houston.
949
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,920
This guy.
950
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,920
I don't know if it was real.
951
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,920
I thought you made that up.
952
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,920
Yeah.
953
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,920
Yeah.
954
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:43,920
I thought it was the last name.
955
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:44,920
Yeah.
956
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:45,920
It's the other one.
957
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:46,920
Yeah.
958
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,920
It would.
959
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,920
Yeah.
960
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:49,920
It would.
961
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:50,920
It all adds up.
962
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,920
What an interesting middle name.
963
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,920
And do you guys know my middle name?
964
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,920
I know.
965
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,920
I think Alan does my middle name.
966
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,920
Alan.
967
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,920
Is it Clifford?
968
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:57,920
It is Clifford.
969
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:58,920
No.
970
00:33:58,920 --> 00:33:59,920
It is Clifford.
971
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,920
Yeah.
972
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:01,920
MCP.
973
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:02,920
MCP.
974
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:03,920
Clifford.
975
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:04,920
The big white broadcaster.
976
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,920
Big white broadcaster.
977
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,920
Sorry.
978
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,920
Oh, I'm glad I'll never live down the Christmas
979
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:11,920
thing or something.
980
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,920
I just think you're very good.
981
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,920
All right.
982
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,920
So, well, how about this Fred?
983
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:22,920
What is your favorite color?
984
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,920
Oh, no, let me guess your favorite color, Fred.
985
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,920
And yours, Alan.
986
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:33,920
See, I think Alan's favorite color is green, like money.
987
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,920
Fred, what do you know Alan's favorite color?
988
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,920
Hold on.
989
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:37,920
Tell us.
990
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,920
I don't say blue.
991
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,920
Oh, Alan, what's your favorite color?
992
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,920
I don't have one.
993
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,920
You have to answer the question.
994
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:46,920
I said the questions out, Alan.
995
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,920
I don't know.
996
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,920
You would answer them.
997
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,920
All colors are cool to me.
998
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,920
Yeah.
999
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,920
One of them.
1000
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,920
No, I don't.
1001
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:53,920
I mean, I've been.
1002
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,920
I've been.
1003
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:55,920
I've been.
1004
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:56,920
Either one of you have favorite colors.
1005
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:57,920
I don't have a favorite color.
1006
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:02,920
So if you put, okay, so if you, if someone says, hey, I'm,
1007
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,920
I'm going to order you a shirt.
1008
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,920
They have it in seven different colors.
1009
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,920
What's one do you go for?
1010
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:11,920
It doesn't matter.
1011
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,920
Yeah.
1012
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:13,920
But how does it know?
1013
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,920
Yeah.
1014
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,920
What?
1015
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,920
No, it doesn't matter.
1016
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:18,920
It doesn't matter.
1017
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,920
I'm not, I'm not a good color coordinator.
1018
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,920
Okay, but what color go for it?
1019
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,920
Do you feel?
1020
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,920
I love colors.
1021
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:27,920
I love colors, but like, I don't.
1022
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,920
Right.
1023
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,920
But so.
1024
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,920
Do you feel.
1025
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,920
I can't put a outfit together to say my.
1026
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,920
You are a stylish guy.
1027
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,920
So I know you got to have color.
1028
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,920
I mean, there's color in perfect.
1029
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,920
I wouldn't put, like, I wouldn't drive an orange car.
1030
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:43,920
Yeah.
1031
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,920
No, you know, so there'd be.
1032
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:46,920
Sure.
1033
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,920
What color do you think you look good in?
1034
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,920
Matt was like, it's Bertie.
1035
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,920
Uh, I have one of those.
1036
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,920
I had a car that was that color.
1037
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,920
Yeah.
1038
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:00,920
No, uh, like it black.
1039
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,920
Like, it's slimming.
1040
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,920
You know, I'm saying so like.
1041
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,920
Black is also my favorite color.
1042
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,920
Yeah, I just put it.
1043
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,920
Yeah, I mean, I don't like wearing black because I work outside.
1044
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,920
Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to wear it outside like.
1045
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,920
So here's a light woodware.
1046
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,920
I'm just like black shirts, black pants.
1047
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,920
Yeah, that was my.
1048
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:26,920
Or whatever.
1049
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,920
So Fred, here's one for you.
1050
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,920
Here's an easy one.
1051
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,920
Uh, friend.
1052
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,920
Let's guess.
1053
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,920
Let's get each other's darkest secrets.
1054
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,920
Yeah, let's see.
1055
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,920
I think, uh, I believe dark.
1056
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,920
I believe you know mine.
1057
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,920
But like, I'm not going to say it on.
1058
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,920
I'm not going to say it here.
1059
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,920
You know, you just know that we get it right.
1060
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:52,920
I was out.
1061
00:36:52,920 --> 00:37:01,920
When this one popped up, I was like,
1062
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:11,920
I was like, yeah, favorite color, darkest secret.
1063
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,920
Okay, but it was for teenagers.
1064
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,920
They didn't know real dark shit yet.
1065
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,920
Right.
1066
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:18,920
Dark is.
1067
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:25,920
They're dark and shit is like, I put my pants in the tears of culture.
1068
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,920
Totally.
1069
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,920
Whatever you do, don't tell them I got the diapers.
1070
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:30,920
Yeah.
1071
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,920
And it's with concert.
1072
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,920
Yeah.
1073
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:34,920
All right.
1074
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,920
So we're going to not reveal each other's.
1075
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,920
I'm trying to people your darkest secret might be Fred now that I'm.
1076
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,920
I don't even know what my darkest secret is.
1077
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,920
It's probably something to do with potatoes.
1078
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:48,920
I don't know.
1079
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:49,920
I don't know.
1080
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:50,920
I can't.
1081
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:51,920
I have no idea.
1082
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,920
I have no idea what anybody's darkest secret is.
1083
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:53,920
Next.
1084
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,920
All right.
1085
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,920
We're not great friends.
1086
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:56,920
All right.
1087
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,920
This one should be a little easier.
1088
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,920
Yeah.
1089
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,920
I feel like I feel like I feel like friends.
1090
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,920
Okay.
1091
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,920
Go ahead.
1092
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,920
Now I want you to give me.
1093
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:05,920
I know who you are.
1094
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:06,920
Yeah.
1095
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,920
Yeah.
1096
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:08,920
I know.
1097
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:08,920
I know.
1098
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,920
Parker is.
1099
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,920
Yeah.
1100
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:11,920
Yeah.
1101
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:12,920
Okay.
1102
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,920
You probably do.
1103
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:14,920
Yeah.
1104
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,920
For.
1105
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:16,920
Let's.
1106
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:17,920
I'm.
1107
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,920
100%.
1108
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,920
You got a.
1109
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,920
I saw it.
1110
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,920
He just.
1111
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,920
Yeah.
1112
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:23,920
What.
1113
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,920
What.
1114
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,920
What.
1115
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,920
What.
1116
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,920
What.
1117
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:29,920
What.
1118
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:30,920
What.
1119
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,920
What was the most of you?
1120
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,920
How could you resist that man?
1121
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:39,920
I saw he was rated.
1122
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,920
He was like, I've spoken to the right.
1123
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:41,920
I was like, oh.
1124
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,920
He's still working.
1125
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,920
I've.
1126
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,920
I've.
1127
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,920
I've.
1128
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,920
I've.
1129
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,920
He was.
1130
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,920
He was.
1131
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,920
That's why I looked up.
1132
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,920
Good.
1133
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:52,920
I was like, oh is that what it is?
1134
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,920
Is that what I've been doing?
1135
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,920
Yeah.
1136
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,920
Yeah.
1137
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,920
Yeah.
1138
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,920
Yeah.
1139
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,920
Yeah.
1140
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,920
That's definitely my number one.
1141
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,920
Right.
1142
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,920
I don't even know.
1143
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:03,920
Let's see.
1144
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,920
Hmm.
1145
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,920
I give you a hint on mine.
1146
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,920
All right.
1147
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,920
I feel like yours is.
1148
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,920
That girl.
1149
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,920
I can't think of her name.
1150
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,920
Sidney Swini.
1151
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,920
No.
1152
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,920
Yeah.
1153
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,920
She's.
1154
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:17,920
Like.
1155
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:18,920
Give me the give us a hand.
1156
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,920
I wouldn't.
1157
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,920
I wouldn't.
1158
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,920
I would abuse.
1159
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,920
And I wouldn't.
1160
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:23,920
I would abuse.
1161
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,920
And it's like.
1162
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:25,920
Oh, physically just like.
1163
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,920
And just mentally.
1164
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:27,920
Rosalind.
1165
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:28,920
Yeah.
1166
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,920
No.
1167
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:30,920
My.
1168
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,920
We.
1169
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,920
My crush is an actress.
1170
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:33,920
And a movie that she.
1171
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,920
Been in.
1172
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,920
We talked about it.
1173
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,920
On the show tonight.
1174
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,920
No, we can't be summer.
1175
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:38,920
Yeah.
1176
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:39,920
Why not?
1177
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,920
Why not?
1178
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,920
Why not?
1179
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:41,920
We.
1180
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:42,920
We.
1181
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:43,920
My crush is an actress.
1182
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:43,920
And a movie that she.
1183
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,920
Been in.
1184
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,920
We talked about it.
1185
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,920
On the show tonight.
1186
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:47,920
No, we can't be summer.
1187
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,920
Yeah.
1188
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,920
Yeah.
1189
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:50,920
Why not?
1190
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,920
Yeah.
1191
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,920
Why not?
1192
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,920
Yeah.
1193
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:54,920
I was.
1194
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,920
I was my woman.
1195
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,920
Man.
1196
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:57,920
Oh, that's my woman.
1197
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:58,920
Yeah.
1198
00:39:58,920 --> 00:39:59,920
What a quick.
1199
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:00,920
Is that right?
1200
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,920
Yeah.
1201
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,920
Yeah.
1202
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:03,920
Quick.
1203
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:04,920
Pull for Alan.
1204
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:05,920
Yeah.
1205
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,920
Like, not do that's mine.
1206
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:07,920
That's mine.
1207
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,920
Wow.
1208
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:09,920
I was over the years.
1209
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:10,920
So my way.
1210
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:11,920
Is that really your story?
1211
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,920
Yeah.
1212
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:13,920
Yeah.
1213
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:14,920
You just bangin.
1214
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:15,920
So hot.
1215
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:16,920
So I even now.
1216
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:17,920
Yes.
1217
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,920
Still is that.
1218
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,920
Yeah.
1219
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,920
Well, but also like, you know, which is like, you're going to be my slave.
1220
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,920
I was like, it's right.
1221
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:23,920
Yeah.
1222
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,920
Yeah.
1223
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:25,920
Right.
1224
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:26,920
So.
1225
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:27,920
Yeah.
1226
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,920
Well, they have.
1227
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,920
I've always been jealous of Quentin Tarantino.
1228
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:31,920
Right.
1229
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,920
Yeah.
1230
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:33,920
I.
1231
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:34,920
I.
1232
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,920
Fred.
1233
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,920
My celebrity crush.
1234
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:37,920
I.
1235
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,920
I'm just going to give you because I don't know what she's.
1236
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:43,920
She was in one of the seasons of black load as I think.
1237
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,920
Always sunny at one point.
1238
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,920
Her name is Alexandria D'Dario.
1239
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:48,920
Oh, yeah.
1240
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,920
She's very, very attractive.
1241
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:50,920
The last one.
1242
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,920
No, no, no.
1243
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,920
Which she was a big.
1244
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,920
What's a.
1245
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,920
She was a big driver.
1246
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,920
She was in the new Baywatch.
1247
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:00,920
Was she?
1248
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:01,920
Yeah.
1249
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,920
The movie.
1250
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,920
Yeah, the movie.
1251
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:09,920
Well, she's got the crazy eyes.
1252
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,920
This is white load is.
1253
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,920
That was why load was.
1254
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:17,920
White load is.
1255
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:18,920
White load is.
1256
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:19,920
Very good show.
1257
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,920
Very good.
1258
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:21,920
Black load is one.
1259
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:22,920
White load is.
1260
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:23,920
It was pretty good.
1261
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:24,920
Yeah.
1262
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,920
With the.
1263
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,920
Oh, what's your face?
1264
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:29,920
Yeah.
1265
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:30,920
What are you doing?
1266
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:31,920
Oh, man.
1267
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,920
What are you doing?
1268
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,920
Oh, man.
1269
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:34,920
Jesus.
1270
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,920
She plays that part over.
1271
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,920
Step on his mind.
1272
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,920
Oh, yeah.
1273
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,920
Yeah, see you.
1274
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,920
Beautiful.
1275
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,920
There's eyes, man.
1276
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,920
Okay.
1277
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:43,920
All right.
1278
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,920
So celebrity crush.
1279
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:45,920
All right, Fred.
1280
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:52,920
What about yours and Allens of my dream job?
1281
00:41:52,920 --> 00:42:01,920
Man, I feel like your dreams would be like something in IT.
1282
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,920
I don't know.
1283
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,920
You want to do something with computers?
1284
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,920
I want to be.
1285
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,920
I want to be an end of it.
1286
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,920
You.
1287
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,920
No, my dream job would be slanging cue from the back of a truck.
1288
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:15,920
All day long.
1289
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,920
Oh, yeah.
1290
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:17,920
You want a boy.
1291
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,920
Well, I want to be a boy.
1292
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,920
A peanut man.
1293
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,920
That's my country.
1294
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,920
And I'm fucking a boy.
1295
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,920
Peed.
1296
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,920
Boy.
1297
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,920
I mean, I'm a peanut man.
1298
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,920
Yeah.
1299
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,920
I get it.
1300
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:34,920
There was like, if they were going to do any job and make money, I'm like, boy, a peanut man.
1301
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:35,920
It is.
1302
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,920
Yeah.
1303
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,920
But I'm like, the market is over saturated.
1304
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,920
Yeah.
1305
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:49,920
That's right.
1306
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,920
You're going to buy a son of a little peanut.
1307
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1308
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:54,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1309
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:55,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1310
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1311
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1312
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1313
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1314
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:00,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1315
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:01,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1316
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1317
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1318
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:04,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1319
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:05,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1320
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:06,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1321
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:07,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1322
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:08,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1323
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1324
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:10,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1325
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:11,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1326
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:12,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1327
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1328
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:14,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1329
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1330
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1331
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:17,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1332
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:18,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1333
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:19,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1334
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1335
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:21,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1336
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1337
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1338
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1339
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:25,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1340
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:26,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1341
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:27,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1342
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1343
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:30,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1344
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:31,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1345
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1346
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1347
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1348
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:35,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1349
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1350
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:37,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1351
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:38,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1352
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:39,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1353
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1354
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1355
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:42,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1356
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1357
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1358
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1359
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:46,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1360
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1361
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1362
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1363
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1364
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1365
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:52,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1366
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:52,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1367
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1368
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1369
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:55,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1370
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:56,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1371
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1372
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:58,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1373
00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1374
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:00,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1375
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:01,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1376
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:02,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1377
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1378
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:04,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1379
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1380
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:06,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1381
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:07,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1382
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,920
I'm going to buy a little peanut.
1383
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,920
We were driving somewhere the other day.
1384
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:13,920
We were driving somewhere the other day.
1385
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,920
My kid was like, "How long is it going to be until we get there?"
1386
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,920
And I said, "It's like 20, 25 minutes or whatever."
1387
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,920
Or it says like 4 30 or whatever.
1388
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,920
He said, "Oh, that's like 15 minutes."
1389
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:23,920
He said, "No, it's like 25 minutes."
1390
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,920
And he said, "We can make it in 15 minutes."
1391
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,920
And he said, "We can make it in 15 minutes."
1392
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:26,920
And he said, "We can make it in 15 minutes."
1393
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:27,920
And he said, "We can make it in 15 minutes."
1394
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:28,920
And he said, "We can make it in 15 minutes."
1395
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,920
And he said, "We would have to drive 200 miles an hour to get there."
1396
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,920
And he said, "We could probably do that right."
1397
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:34,920
And he said, "We could probably do that right."
1398
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:39,920
I'm trying. I'm trying. You see what you dad drives?
1399
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,920
Yeah, exactly. I was like, "This kid, you 200 miles an hour."
1400
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,920
Yeah, exactly. I was like, "This kid, you 200 miles an hour."
1401
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,920
The pieces of the start fall a lot of--
1402
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:47,920
Yeah.
1403
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,920
They're already doing that.
1404
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,920
They're getting to 90.
1405
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,920
You can't get up to wait before we get to 90.
1406
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,920
It's over, dude.
1407
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,920
Well Fred, what about--
1408
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,920
What town are you from?
1409
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,920
Born? From. It's just from. I'm going to say born.
1410
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,920
Born in?
1411
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,920
I don't know. I know Alan was born in the great territory of Puerto Rico.
1412
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,920
Puerto Rico.
1413
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,920
I was in the name of any city other than San Juan.
1414
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,920
And all the Puerto Rico.
1415
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,920
All Puerto Ricos are born in San Juan.
1416
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,920
Yeah.
1417
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,920
And then they just spread about--
1418
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,920
Yeah.
1419
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,920
Yeah. Like, all right. Back to go.
1420
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:28,920
Oh, it's babies. They crawl out.
1421
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,920
And Jerry wants to wait. We toss the babies out.
1422
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:32,920
You got in the holes?
1423
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:33,920
Yeah.
1424
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,920
Exactly.
1425
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,920
You can go everywhere.
1426
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,920
It's a bunch of slides. Come on. I'm on the top of the house with them.
1427
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:45,920
No, you met me.
1428
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,920
I was born in North Carolina.
1429
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,920
No. No.
1430
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,920
I was born in the great state of Alaska.
1431
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,920
Alaska?
1432
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,920
I was born in Griebel, South Carolina.
1433
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,920
Oh, yeah. How the hell is that? You were left in the--
1434
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,920
Just right up the road. I drive by.
1435
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,920
Griebel. Well, Griebel, Jenna.
1436
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,920
Something.
1437
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,920
Yeah. I don't know. I was only there toward the end.
1438
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,920
I'm so old. I think they tore down the house with them.
1439
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,920
I was born in.
1440
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,920
I felt like you were born also in--
1441
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,920
I felt like Lawrence, but I don't know that that's true.
1442
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,920
I don't know if that's-- I don't know where you're--
1443
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:25,920
Yeah.
1444
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:26,920
Maryland.
1445
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,920
I was born in Griebel.
1446
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:35,920
My mom, she was pregnant and she was going in a lair.
1447
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,920
And they were going to, like, she was going,
1448
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,920
"Well, take them to Hillcris, you know, right, rural."
1449
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,920
Right.
1450
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:44,920
And she was like, "Yeah, no, they can have, like, if you go tell them, yeah."
1451
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:45,920
Yeah, no, yeah.
1452
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,920
They had to go in there and they had a couple babies die.
1453
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,920
Yeah, no, that's not a good place for them.
1454
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,920
Yeah, they were, she was like, "No, we're going up Griebel."
1455
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:53,920
Yeah, no.
1456
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,920
We're going into town.
1457
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,920
We're going into town, this is where it's going to be.
1458
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,920
Who's the one who said take it in Hillcris?
1459
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,920
That's my girl, oh, yeah, that's our girl.
1460
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,920
Yeah, let's give it a go.
1461
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,920
Take it in Hillcris.
1462
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:11,920
Insane.
1463
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:12,920
All right.
1464
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:19,920
So, Fred, Alan, what are you-- well, you don't want to tell us where you're going to be born from?
1465
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,920
Right?
1466
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,920
I don't know.
1467
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,920
I was going to say it in one.
1468
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,920
Oh, you were the one who told you.
1469
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,920
That's what happens.
1470
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:29,920
Okay.
1471
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:30,920
We just making that turn out.
1472
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:31,920
All right.
1473
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,920
So, Fred, have you ever cried in front of us?
1474
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,920
I think I've cried in front of both of you guys.
1475
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:38,920
Yeah.
1476
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:39,920
Yeah.
1477
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:40,920
Oh, you've seen me cry.
1478
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,920
Yeah.
1479
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:42,920
I think I have.
1480
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,920
Yeah.
1481
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,920
And I watch Fred Cry every night.
1482
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:56,920
And he does it all the time.
1483
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:57,920
I'm doing it.
1484
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,920
One man's good is another man.
1485
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,920
This friendship desk.
1486
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,920
Anybody?
1487
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:02,920
All right.
1488
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,920
Well, how about this one?
1489
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,920
This is what you're going to have to answer.
1490
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:05,920
What in the world, Fred and Alan?
1491
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:13,920
What would Insanely cheer you up if you were in a down mood?
1492
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:14,920
Oh, let me see.
1493
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:27,920
to guess. Yeah we're supposed to guess. I guess I'm going to say ribs. No,no, you'll do
1494
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:43,440
a bit. No love of his family. No, no, he's depressed. Somebody falling, like if he was
1495
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:48,800
very known in a road and see somebody fall. Yeah, somebody get kicked in the nuts will do
1496
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:55,520
that. Yeah, that guy's worst than I am right now. That's true. Yeah, that would make me feel
1497
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:59,680
that probably, yeah, that's for all of us. So that's a possible. That's how we know it
1498
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:05,120
works. All of us. Yeah, it's all the rims. We just want to see some, all of us breaking
1499
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:15,200
up. Yeah, my day just got eight times better. That's a bunch of people fart on the internet.
1500
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:20,080
Essentially, how we started this podcast. Yeah, there you go. Because the internet doesn't
1501
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:25,200
have enough fart. So I was like, we can remedy that. We can clear that up. Yeah, we can
1502
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:31,600
fix this. No problem. Look at he split. What a friend. What about this one? Okay, this
1503
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:35,280
is a little harder one. We're going to see what you know, this is an actual good question.
1504
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:41,720
Favorite TV show. That's that's an actually hard one for me. I know. That's what I, that's
1505
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,640
why I sent it out because I was like, yeah, this is the hardest question any of us will have
1506
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:52,800
to answer. For Alan, I think it's either Futurama or the Simpsons or at least it was at one
1507
00:49:52,800 --> 00:50:04,120
point. It still is. It's basically, and it's either one, either one. Yeah. I've been tossing
1508
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:13,840
this over around my head like, he's so many good to you. I can get ready. Go ahead. What?
1509
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:19,860
Jeopardy. Jeopardy. Come on. Every time you watch it, I watch it.
1510
00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:24,160
Yeah, we're in a couple months, man. Yeah, we're all sure we're going on here. I guess
1511
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:31,460
with Alex R.I.P. Yeah, friend of the show. That's a hard question, friend. I know. It's a hard
1512
00:50:31,460 --> 00:50:36,260
question. Because it's like, where do you go? Right? Yeah. Yeah. Like for me, I know, I know
1513
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:42,620
mine, I think, but I, because I have to think of like right now, what is the show that I keep?
1514
00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:48,500
When I think of like shows, I watch over and over and over. What is it? There's like two.
1515
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:53,300
And one of them, and because of YouTube, I can just watch the highlights of it all the time.
1516
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:58,140
It's hard, but it would definitely be a comedy genre, I think. For you, I feel like yours
1517
00:50:58,140 --> 00:51:05,220
is probably more of a drama. Because you like your multifaceted human being. Yeah.
1518
00:51:05,220 --> 00:51:13,780
Yeah. I like it, but I'm probably going to say it's probably going to be saying that
1519
00:51:13,780 --> 00:51:22,660
life, like really? Yeah. I wouldn't depend that on you. Even though like it has its misses sometimes,
1520
00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:30,260
you know, but for them to do a live show, right? Every week. Yeah. I'm saying like what, 20,
1521
00:51:30,260 --> 00:51:38,740
what's the number? 20 episodes. 20 more times a year. Yeah. But I mean, and like I said,
1522
00:51:38,740 --> 00:51:44,500
sometimes it's hit or miss, but I think, you know, from the creation of that show,
1523
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:51,220
yeah, from the creation of that show. And like it's still going 50 years. That's that's pretty impressive.
1524
00:51:51,220 --> 00:51:56,660
That's that's impressive. Yeah. I'm saying. I'm like, what you say, hitting miss, but really,
1525
00:51:56,660 --> 00:52:02,260
if you really look at it, respectively, more hits than misses. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1526
00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:10,900
Main skits. Right. Even that of them are funny. Right. Yeah. You know, at one time, okay, you
1527
00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:17,940
know, you had the ones that 10 out of 10. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All funny. Right.
1528
00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:22,820
But it's hard because some years they have great casts, a bad writing. Some years they have great writing,
1529
00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:29,220
bad casts, blah, blah, blah, somewhere in between. Right. You know, so, but no, that's a good answer,
1530
00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:32,820
actually, because I mean, you know, you're going to keep getting into right exactly.
1531
00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:37,700
Like they don't go. They're standing there still going. I thought they were going to cancel. No.
1532
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:43,780
Now they have UK. They just waiting on Lauren the retire. So Tina can take over. Yeah. Tina
1533
00:52:43,780 --> 00:52:48,900
phase and take over. You think? Yeah. Tina phase is going to get it. That'd be good. Yeah. Because she
1534
00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:56,500
was the she was the first host of the UK. Right. Yeah. I'm saying so. Yeah. She's still involved
1535
00:52:56,500 --> 00:53:03,220
big time. Yeah. Yeah. She's just waiting on. Yeah. Funny lady. Yeah. She is funny lady.
1536
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:09,060
I'm in to it. 30 rock. We're good. So. 30 rocks. So really good. I mean, it's underrated.
1537
00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:15,300
Underrated, man. Like I didn't I didn't want it till like, I just thought wasn't until like, it'd
1538
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:22,980
been on. Yeah. Yeah. Never watched it when it was on. Yeah. Never watched it. I'll try it. And then I was
1539
00:53:22,980 --> 00:53:39,060
like, oh my god. This is great. Yeah. It was. It was. It was. Yeah. It was. It was.
1540
00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:41,200
It was funny, it was Black man.
1541
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,100
(imitating Jack and Mark)
1542
00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:42,760
- What was?
1543
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,640
(Imitating Jack)
1544
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,400
- Jack McBrire?
1545
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,040
- No, not Jack McBrire.
1546
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:48,920
Jack and-
1547
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,180
- Oh, Jack, Oh, Alan Bowen.
1548
00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:51,580
- Alan Bowen, yeah, yeah.
1549
00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:52,640
- Yeah, yeah,illy.
1550
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,360
- No, he's doing the face.
1551
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:55,200
- Yeah.
1552
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,820
- Yeah, that's right, yeah, cause he, yeah, okay, okay,
1553
00:53:57,820 --> 00:53:59,400
cause I was like, what happened to him?
1554
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,660
- Yeah, I'm tryin' to take it, so he layin' low
1555
00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:03,280
for a little bit, yeah, yeah.
1556
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,260
- Yeah, yeah, he's put in it.
1557
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:07,080
- Yeah, you know, he's my conno-lin right now.
1558
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:07,920
- Yeah.
1559
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,760
(Imitating Jack and Mark laughing)
1560
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,720
- But he didn't get like charged with it,
1561
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:15,120
I think the family sued him for him
1562
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,040
on the production go-
1563
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,600
- Yeah, but they said that they could
1564
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,120
- You know, get something out of him, but-
1565
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,860
- The gun woman was the one who got charged
1566
00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:25,080
for like murder cause she had like live rounds on the,
1567
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,760
uh, sit, you know.
1568
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,440
- I mean, he's an actor, he doesn't know about it.
1569
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,600
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1570
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,800
- Yeah, crazy is that to be like,
1571
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:33,880
shoots right in the face.
1572
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,360
- Yeah.
1573
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,440
- Through the cap, and it happens a lot.
1574
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,440
- Through the camera.
1575
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,520
- Yeah.
1576
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:41,360
- Hang.
1577
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,600
- Mm.
1578
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:43,600
- There you go, shouldn't do that.
1579
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:44,800
Don't shoot people in the face.
1580
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:45,640
- Nope.
1581
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,360
- Some of my favorite shows, Fred,
1582
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,280
are either impractical jokers.
1583
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,000
- Really?
1584
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,800
- Or always sending in Philadelphia.
1585
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:53,800
Probably always sending in Philadelphia.
1586
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,960
- I can, yeah.
1587
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,480
- Impractical jokers can't.
1588
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,320
- Yeah, they didn't.
1589
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,920
- They didn't send it, me and like it,
1590
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,160
I like it when it first came home, but like,
1591
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,520
you know, it's just like, my father-in-law watches it,
1592
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:06,000
and he just, oh, it does.
1593
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,880
He like loves it.
1594
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:08,720
- Yeah, it's--
1595
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:09,560
- I think it's fun.
1596
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:13,600
I think it's like, you know, it was better in the beginning.
1597
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:14,440
- Right.
1598
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,680
- I don't really watch it like that.
1599
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,000
I don't, I say to my favorite, but it's not like
1600
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,520
you one of those shows that I'm like, oh,
1601
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,960
it's more like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1602
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,360
It's more like, oh, there's clips of it,
1603
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,800
because I have so many skits.
1604
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:28,800
- Right, yeah.
1605
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,160
- You make compilations for years of all of it.
1606
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,480
- Or, yeah.
1607
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,320
- And I can watch it on repeat and just like--
1608
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,800
- It's a lot of funnier.
1609
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,640
- Right.
1610
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:37,480
- Yeah.
1611
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:38,320
- Yeah.
1612
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:41,640
- Cut out the fat, you know?
1613
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:42,640
- Yeah, yeah.
1614
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,440
For sure, I think that's the thing is on YouTube,
1615
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,800
'cause I have the only one.
1616
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,040
- So I'm gonna do one of those skits, you're like,
1617
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,320
oh, yeah, I remember one that.
1618
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,400
Yeah, that was funny.
1619
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,240
And then when you--
1620
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,400
- Yeah.
1621
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,920
- You know, it's the best show.
1622
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,240
- It's a good show, man.
1623
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:56,520
Like, it's not perfect by any means.
1624
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,840
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1625
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,640
- It's the same thing.
1626
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,600
- Well, actually my wife,
1627
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,520
'cause she bought tickets to see a sale.
1628
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:06,360
- Yeah.
1629
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:07,200
- And it's sale?
1630
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,040
- Sell volcano, yeah.
1631
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:11,000
- Yeah, he's sell.
1632
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:11,840
- They got it.
1633
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:12,840
(laughs)
1634
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:17,080
- But yeah, and he had two openers.
1635
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:22,080
The middle opener was like way funnier than he was.
1636
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,760
- Right.
1637
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,600
- And I'm saying, yeah, but I had,
1638
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,440
I think I watched a clip from,
1639
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,160
'cause he has a Netflix special.
1640
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:34,280
And I watched a clip of it and he was talking about
1641
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,440
the, what is it?
1642
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,320
The rhythm is gonna get you.
1643
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:44,840
Like, how that was gonna, like he was scared of it as a kid.
1644
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,120
Like, he's like, the rhythm is gonna get you.
1645
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:48,960
(laughs)
1646
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,960
- To, yeah, I was saying, sus of me.
1647
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,800
- Yeah, oh, yeah, that's true.
1648
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,440
- He's like, oh, the rhythm,
1649
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,280
the rhythm is gonna get me.
1650
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:57,640
(laughs)
1651
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,160
- Only white people think of that.
1652
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:01,280
(laughs)
1653
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,600
- Dude, nah, (laughs)
1654
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,040
- Yeah, and I was like, oh, I might not be too bad.
1655
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,040
You know, it's a choreo.
1656
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:10,880
- Oh man.
1657
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:11,880
- Oh, so.
1658
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,000
- And the bad boy, Nikki Glaser, who's there the next night.
1659
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,160
And I was like, why are you buying the Nikki Glaser?
1660
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:18,000
- Oh, yeah, what are you?
1661
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,320
(laughs)
1662
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,080
- Why are you buying the, sell?
1663
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:22,160
(laughs)
1664
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,160
- Because the Nikki Glaser was more expensive.
1665
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,440
- Yeah, yeah, probably.
1666
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:27,280
(laughs)
1667
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,160
- I think that's what it was.
1668
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,600
- That's what it was.
1669
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,600
(laughs)
1670
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:32,880
- I feel like, yeah, I don't know,
1671
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,520
he's pretty popular though.
1672
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,120
- Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's popular.
1673
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,840
People have the, the, the, first time I've been in,
1674
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,600
no, second time I've been in peace in.
1675
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:47,720
- Yeah, so, okay, so, that's our favorite shows guys.
1676
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,560
- Yes.
1677
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:49,400
(laughs)
1678
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,240
- And always sunny is really great.
1679
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:52,080
- I'm like, he's been around so much.
1680
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,560
- Right, he is a good show.
1681
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:54,400
- And I'll watch, I--
1682
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,760
- I get her in the V-Citter.
1683
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,600
(laughs)
1684
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,880
- Sammy Hager, at the P-Citter, that's where I saw her.
1685
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,040
- Oh, you know, the first time, I was like,
1686
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:03,880
(laughs)
1687
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:04,880
- It's kind of weird, but--
1688
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,200
- Yeah, okay.
1689
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,920
(laughs)
1690
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:11,240
- All right, and then, Fred and Alan finally,
1691
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,720
- Yep.
1692
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,440
- This is a busy hard one, okay?
1693
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,240
I'll go last.
1694
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,480
Biggest fear.
1695
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:22,560
I can finish your biggest fear right now.
1696
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,960
- I think we already said that once in the day in the show.
1697
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,720
- Today, we have to go back and listen.
1698
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,880
We talked about a couple of weeks ago.
1699
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,480
- A couple of weeks ago, we say that.
1700
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,920
We say, like, I was like a couple of weeks ago.
1701
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,960
And it was like 74 episodes.
1702
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:36,960
(laughs)
1703
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:37,960
- I knew this fear was like,
1704
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,120
you were gonna ask us our biggest fear.
1705
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:40,960
(laughs)
1706
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:42,280
I think that might have been what you said.
1707
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,560
- My biggest fear, you're asking me about biggest fear.
1708
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,560
- I might have been at.
1709
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:52,560
So, do you mind want to take this?
1710
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:53,400
- Yeah, I do.
1711
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:56,520
- Okay, I would say, Freddy's biggest fear.
1712
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,480
- Is being alone.
1713
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,800
- Oh, no.
1714
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,720
- I think, I think, Fred.
1715
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,200
- Leave me alone.
1716
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,040
(laughs)
1717
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:08,880
- I'm gonna find a guy.
1718
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:09,720
- Alone is on the issue.
1719
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,960
- Leave me alone.
1720
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,960
(laughs)
1721
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,440
- Yeah, that's definitely my biggest fear.
1722
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,280
I'll be alone.
1723
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,120
- Yeah, we know what you're having.
1724
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,360
(laughs)
1725
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,480
- I think, Fred, that you're biggest fear,
1726
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,560
and this is gonna be a weird one.
1727
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,560
'Cause I've never seen it happen.
1728
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:25,800
It's going bald.
1729
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:27,920
- No.
1730
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:29,720
- No, 'cause I've never seen you bald.
1731
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,960
- I got, I got him with it.
1732
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,800
That would have been one of the things.
1733
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:34,960
- My biggest fear.
1734
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:36,160
- All right, let me get one more guess.
1735
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,200
- Yeah, one more guess.
1736
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,120
- Give us a hint.
1737
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:42,040
A shitty hint though.
1738
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,440
- I hope it never happens.
1739
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,440
(laughs)
1740
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:50,440
Zombies.
1741
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,080
(laughs)
1742
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,400
- Turns out, I've had every good,
1743
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:55,880
I'm turning to winning.
1744
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,880
(laughs)
1745
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:58,880
(laughs)
1746
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:02,400
- No, my biggest fear is if I get a freaky Friday
1747
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:03,560
with Matt.
1748
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:04,400
- Oh, no, no, no.
1749
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,240
- Oh, no.
1750
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,160
(laughs)
1751
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,240
- I don't know, man, you might not hate it that much.
1752
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,240
- I don't know, man, you might not hate it that much.
1753
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,240
- I don't know, man, you might not hate it that much.
1754
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,240
- I don't know, man, you might not hate it that much.
1755
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,080
- I don't know, man.
1756
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,240
- I don't know, man, you might not hate it that much.
1757
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,240
- I don't know, man, you might not hate it that much.
1758
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:17,240
- I don't know, man, you might not hate it that much.
1759
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,240
- I don't know, man, you might not hate it that much.
1760
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:23,240
- My biggest fear is probably dying from falling.
1761
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,680
- Oh, yeah, that's a full thing.
1762
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:30,320
- Yeah, like mountain cliff, you know.
1763
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,640
- Oh, I felt that, I felt that a mountain once, Fred.
1764
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:35,680
- This is, I almost felt that a mountain once.
1765
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,040
- It was very scary.
1766
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:38,840
- My cousin grabbed everybody back in the shirt
1767
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,800
and like, like, he snatched me, I was,
1768
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:42,640
(laughs)
1769
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,640
- It was a small mountain.
1770
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,320
- Oh, yeah, no.
1771
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:49,320
- This was, what's that place with the Devil's Kitchen?
1772
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,040
Or the Devil's,
1773
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:51,880
- The Devil's Kitchen.
1774
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,200
- Where you walk down,
1775
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,320
- Devil's head or something like that?
1776
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:55,160
Devil's rock.
1777
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,240
- Season C, yeah, season C.
1778
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,920
- Yeah, they got the, yeah.
1779
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,240
- Purely a season chat, yeah.
1780
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,240
- I was a gust of season C.
1781
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,240
- A little season chat.
1782
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,080
- All good season, man.
1783
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:05,080
- All good season, man.
1784
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,720
(laughs)
1785
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,240
- Little season, man.
1786
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,360
(laughs)
1787
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,520
- Be tough, be tough.
1788
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,520
(laughs)
1789
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:15,400
- The world's first little season,
1790
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,920
and you know, on that mountain.
1791
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,000
(laughs)
1792
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,960
(laughs)
1793
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:22,800
- It was the sign, that was the original sign.
1794
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,320
(laughs)
1795
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,000
- That's the mat.
1796
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,520
- So you fell almost.
1797
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,520
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1798
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,360
- You were running through the trails, like,
1799
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:32,200
- Okay.
1800
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,560
- And running for running,
1801
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:37,280
- Yeah, just running for me.
1802
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,440
- I was a little, yeah.
1803
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,440
- Okay, I was quite like,
1804
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:41,000
- Yeah, that's scary thing, man.
1805
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,320
- I'm quite like 12 years old.
1806
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,440
- Yeah, that's pretty scary.
1807
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,280
- Is this steep?
1808
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,160
- Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah.
1809
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,440
And like, it wasn't no barriers.
1810
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:50,280
- Right.
1811
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,280
- Like, it was just,
1812
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,560
it was just trail and then the end of a,
1813
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:55,720
like a bunch of trees,
1814
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,080
you go ahead, a bunch of little trees
1815
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,480
going down the side of the mountain,
1816
01:01:58,480 --> 01:01:59,320
but,
1817
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,160
- Yeah.
1818
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,560
- You know, it ain't gonna stop you.
1819
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:02,400
- Scary stuff.
1820
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:03,240
- Yeah, yeah.
1821
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:04,160
- What, don't like it.
1822
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,640
- Mm-hmm.
1823
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,800
- Well, I fell down a mountain.
1824
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,160
I was in Umeh, Arizona in the desert,
1825
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:11,600
doing a photo shoot of my old job,
1826
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:13,560
and we were like in the mountains,
1827
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,000
which are like, you know,
1828
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,840
there were some big mountains in the background stuff.
1829
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,840
We weren't into obviously the biggest mountains,
1830
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,200
but I, you know, it's all sand.
1831
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,000
Like, everything is sand and dirt.
1832
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:23,840
- Really?
1833
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:24,880
- And like, little rocks and shit.
1834
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,600
It's not like a mountain, like a mountain.
1835
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,080
- Yeah.
1836
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,560
- So, I got up, like, I had the camera in my hand,
1837
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,040
I was up overtaking pictures looking down,
1838
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,680
probably like 50 feet, maybe, 45-50 feet?
1839
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:37,840
I don't know.
1840
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,360
I, I, I, I truly, at least 35 feet.
1841
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,200
- Yeah.
1842
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,640
- I was up, and I was like taking pictures,
1843
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:48,640
and I lost my footing, and I slid down and like, did a flip.
1844
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,480
Like, going down the mountain,
1845
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,040
was like, I could see, I remember trying to grab,
1846
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:57,080
because the camera, like, I could see it as I was,
1847
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,240
- Yeah, yeah.
1848
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,040
- 'Cause it's all the time I was lying away from me.
1849
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,040
(laughing)
1850
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:02,040
- And I was trying to grab it,
1851
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:03,640
'cause I was like, "No, we don't have another camera."
1852
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,880
Like, I busted up my shoulder,
1853
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,760
my knee, and I was with like a bunch of Marines and stuff.
1854
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:09,840
- Oh.
1855
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:11,480
- And army guys, and they were just like,
1856
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:12,320
"You good?"
1857
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:13,160
I was like, "Yeah, I'm okay."
1858
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,440
I just like, yeah, I hurt my shoulders, so.
1859
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,520
- They were like, "No, we got to hold this guy out.
1860
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:17,600
Grab his pants."
1861
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,800
- No, I was like, "No, we're good."
1862
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,080
I was like, "We're, I'm okay."
1863
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:21,640
And then they're like, "Well, hold on."
1864
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:22,760
'Cause I, like, I had the medic,
1865
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,240
and he's like, "Here, take this."
1866
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:25,560
Like, the medic was with this,
1867
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,400
he was like, "Take this.
1868
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,880
This will make you feel good."
1869
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:28,960
And I was like, "Okay."
1870
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:29,960
And then I asked him later,
1871
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:30,800
one of the, he was like,
1872
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:34,000
it's like 1,000 plus Miller graves of Tyler and all of them.
1873
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,840
He's like, "Don't worry, you're gonna feel fine." I felt, (laughs)
1874
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,040
so I was like, "This is the best thing."
1875
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:45,240
All right, so Fred, what do you think my biggest fear is?
1876
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,440
- Clowns?
1877
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,280
- No, I love Clowns.
1878
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,600
- Well, first.
1879
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:53,800
- I would think,
1880
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:57,800
- I would think, "Heark is biggest fear drowning."
1881
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,040
- No, I'm not afraid,
1882
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,400
I am not afraid of drowning
1883
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,960
because that feels like it would be nice.
1884
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:05,760
(laughs)
1885
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:07,840
- You about want you to give up, you're like,
1886
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,960
(laughs)
1887
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,360
- Won't count, I won't count.
1888
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:12,200
- No, Fred.
1889
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,120
- No, Fred.
1890
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:17,440
Truthfully, honestly, my biggest fear is,
1891
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:22,400
you guys not listening to the 250th episode
1892
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,120
of the Blackly Un selected podcast,
1893
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:28,120
which is coming on your podcast dials.
1894
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:28,960
- Next week.
1895
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,000
- Oh, well, well, well, well.
1896
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,480
- No, of course, no, of course.
1897
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,280
- My biggest fear is,
1898
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,320
(laughs)
1899
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,640
- You beautiful.
1900
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:41,800
- Good times.
1901
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:42,800
- He didn't, he didn't,
1902
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,280
okay, I thought it was me.
1903
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:45,120
- Didn't you?
1904
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:45,960
- Didn't you?
1905
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,320
- Yeah, I did, we did, I did anything.
1906
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:50,640
- Oh, I said, "My biggest fear is failing
1907
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,520
"my children in future generations."
1908
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,360
(laughs)
1909
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,480
Life stopped.
1910
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:57,960
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
1911
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,000
we're gonna get out of here.
1912
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000
- Allen.
1913
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,960
- We didn't have any fears.
1914
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:04,400
- No fears?
1915
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,800
- Yeah, I didn't think Allen had fears.
1916
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,680
- And then you've got fears.
1917
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:12,040
- Allen's biggest fear is having to edit the 250th episode
1918
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:13,720
of the Blackly Un selected podcast.
1919
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:14,560
- Like the podcast.
1920
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:16,240
- Allen's biggest fear is,
1921
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,200
"Go out of the house."
1922
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:19,720
- Yeah, it's just showing work.
1923
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,800
(laughs)
1924
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,600
- Allen has such work.
1925
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,600
- I don't like to eat the house a little bit.
1926
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:28,600
- Yeah, that's just a work.
1927
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,680
(laughs)
1928
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:31,680
- Maybe I'm a good girl.
1929
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,440
- Yeah, she has me in invited somewhere.
1930
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:34,840
(laughs)
1931
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,240
- Yeah, it doesn't work for her.
1932
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:38,280
- I don't know how to tell them no again.
1933
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:39,880
I don't know how to do it again.
1934
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:41,920
- I'll just tell them I'll be there.
1935
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:42,920
(laughs)
1936
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:44,280
- I've got a trick.
1937
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:45,120
- I've got to work it.
1938
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,280
- I've got to work it every time.
1939
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,920
- I'll take the uncalled this week.
1940
01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:49,960
(laughs)
1941
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,400
- All right, ladies and gentlemen,
1942
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,480
we're gonna get out of here.
1943
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:56,440
We'll see you next week with a brand new episode.
1944
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:57,720
Blackly Un selected podcast.
1945
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:58,560
- I'll be right back.
1946
01:05:58,560 --> 01:05:59,960
- Yes, we'll see you later.
1947
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,880
(laughs)
1948
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:04,040
- We are laughing.
1949
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,280
(laughs)
1950
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,560
- And we are very good friends.
1951
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:07,640
(laughs)
1952
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:08,480
- Good vibes.
1953
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:09,960
- Sharing a special moment.
1954
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,280
(laughs)
1955
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,880
(upbeat music)
1956
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:27,120
- That's it, man.
1957
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:28,240
Game over, man.
1958
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:29,080
Game over.
1959
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:31,600
- Just hang loose blood.
1960
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:33,880
- She gonna catch up on the rebar on the meds.
1961
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,680
- Hands of the charcoal!
1962
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:37,680
(laughs)
1963
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,680
- Oh, what a day.
1964
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,000
(laughs)
1965
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,680
Come home, what in the...
1966
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:44,880
(laughs)
1967
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,880
- Will, thanks all folks.
1968
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:49,400
- I still love this stuff, baby.
1969
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,480
- God damn it.
1970
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:53,080
(upbeat music)
1971
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,080
- I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
1972
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:58,400
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1973
01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,840
Surely you can be serious.
1974
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:01,080
I am serious.
1975
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:02,280
And don't call me sure.