This week, on our gobble-riffic Thanksgiving Extravaganza, we're talking about Fred's driving mishaps, and Parker realizes he's the asshole. We celebrate Thanksgiving with an intense Holiday foods draft, and someone decided to start a diet (it's not who you think). All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast, now with Pumpkin Spice Flavor.
This week, the hosts dive into the chaotic and hilarious world of Thanksgiving. From the unexpected road rage incidents that make you question your sanity to the mishaps that occur when you're on a diet during the holiday season, this episode is packed with relatable content that will have you nodding along and laughing out loud.
One of the highlights is the Thanksgiving food draft, where the hosts compete to create the ultimate Thanksgiving meal. With dishes ranging from deep-fried turkey to deviled eggs and even barbecue ribs, the competition is fierce and the banter is even fiercer. You'll find yourself rooting for your favorite dishes and maybe even getting a few ideas for your own Thanksgiving spread.
But it's not all about the food. The hosts share personal stories that remind us of the true spirit of Thanksgiving—coming together with loved ones, sharing laughs, and creating memories. Whether it's reminiscing about childhood Thanksgivings or debating the merits of different holiday dishes, this episode captures the essence of what makes Thanksgiving special.
So, as you prepare for your own Thanksgiving celebrations, take a moment to tune in to this episode. It's the perfect accompaniment to your holiday prep, offering laughs, insights, and maybe even a new perspective on what Thanksgiving is all about. Happy listening and happy Thanksgiving!
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>> Freddy: No, no, it's con.
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>> Parker: It's, it's, it's match box 20. No, it's not.
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>> Freddy: Not Finkel Herd, Conrad.
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>> Parker: Finkel Herd will be on the show. Major
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downer. That's a real person. We'll be on the show as well. Now,
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tonight, it's Thanksgiving. Exciting stories
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and shenanigans. Go fasten your
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seatbelt.
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>> Freddy: It's going to be a bumpy night.
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>> Parker: Alive's alive.
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>> Freddy: It's alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping
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manly stars in the morning. I'll make it off.
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>> Parker: With your f arger.
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Featuring the sultry sound, of Fred and also Elan on
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the board.
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>> Freddy: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now let's start the van show.
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Welcome, welcome one and all to the
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167th edition of the BLC
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podcast. Proudly broadcasting live
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the palatial EC studios scattered all across
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the upate of South Carolina. Everybody's back
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home for the holidays, I guess.
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Whatever. We're so glad you're here. You can always
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catch us on YouTube, Insta Facebook and X.
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Well, damn it. I gotta talk to you guys about that and all of your favorite
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podcast platforms. We have a blue sky now too.
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>> Freddy: Hey, Mr. Blue Sky.
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>> Parker: Probably that is you got a blue guy who did it? I did.
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Who do you think did it? I'm the only one who knows that we did it. So it was
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obviously me.
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>> Freddy: I t know what blue sky isue sky is.
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>> Parker: Blue sky is like the new Twitter. It's like
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less, slightly less right
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wing Twitter.
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>> Freddy: So that's what black people Reddit was
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talking about. They were talk about a black sky.
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>> Parker: Yep.
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>> Freddy: Talk about black sky and it's only for black people and white
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people been trying to get in it and they.
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taking our sky know
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so and you can always check us out on all your favorite podcast
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platforms and BLC poodcast.com comm which is
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a website. And now.
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Okay. It's the closest thing to a native American I know.
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It's Fred
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I paus because I didn't know how that was going to go
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Thanksgiving time.
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>> Freddy: If you to say Indian I would have said red dotter
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fella.
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>> Parker: Right, Exactly. Either way we're wrong.
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>> Freddy: And welcome. Thank you. Thank you think.
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And I want to welcome the guy who listens to
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Thanksgiving music, not Christmas music. It's aln.
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Otb.
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>> Parker: Yes. Turkey, turkey, turkey
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for me that one.
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>> Freddy: And just eat it by we
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>> Parker: Thanksgiving so Ye Bob'burgers did
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a Thanksgiving song that was really good did it did as welleah it
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was u pass the cranberry sauce
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we having mashed potatoes oh, the
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turkey looks great. Thank you for loving me.
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Thank you for being there
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the whole make for
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thanking you kill you could.
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>> Freddy: Make a serious Thanksgiving song like you.
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>> Parker: Can'T sure we
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couldy glistens
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put some buging dressing in your
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hole Turkey turkey
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ham and cheesele Give me
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pumpkin pie.
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>> Freddy: Plug a stick in the cranberry sauce.
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>> Parker: Again I stuck my
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balls and allegedly anyway
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so welcome to the show. We're so glad you're here. Did you
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introduce Alan? You did? I did.
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>> Freddy: did as you said.
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>> Parker: He listene to turkey music Turkey m well, we're
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excited. It is Thanksgiving week ladies and gentlemen
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and if you're listening to this anytime other than after it comes
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out Thanksgiving just passed
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amazing. Or it's right around the corner
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rightever like that could be any of those
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things. 20:28
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Fred. Ye I feel like
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someone's listening to this in the year
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209620
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and they're like oh these guys
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don't even know how to curse correctly.
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>> Freddy: Now everything is like what is
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>> Parker: You mean the day the north and the south don't fight each other?
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>> Freddy: Try Google it Tr
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Flex Google it
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New's the new Google'troplex Google
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Google sponsored by Pfizer.
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>> Parker: Bros. They have their way
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it is the of Thanksgiving. Fred. It's the
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fall is here. It's getting cold outside. Finally.
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>> Freddy: It is great. Love it.
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>> Parker: Great. it's exciting and it's the precursor for a lot of
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people to Christmas and to shopping season.
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Yeah. Which I'm gonna try my best not to participate in this
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year. Any of them. Not
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until after Thanksgiving. Damnit.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: So Fred, you told me and I don't know if this is
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Thanksgiving related or not. You told me you had an
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exciting story.
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>> Freddy: Well, it's kind of related to the holidays.
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>> Parker: That's what I'm talking about.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it's kind of holiday related and I'll get to it.
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So first off I have to I'll started like this.
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So earlier last week, I think
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it was on Thursday my boss called me up and she's
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like stay where you're at. I'm about
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to come me and this other guy's about to come, you know
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stop by and yeah, I kind of. I was like
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do man. And so like I wait about
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five minutes and then they rolled up and she's
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like we just Want to show, our appreciation
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for like, how hard you've been working and I such
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a good job.
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>> Parker: Yeah, you're fin we
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you and it was.
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>> Freddy: Kn.
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>> Parker: Now you're talking.
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>> Freddy: You and him are gonna double team me.
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>> Parker: Me and him are gonna double team you, Fred.
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Fun and not the way you think.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, like, wait, like they
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were, you know, show your appreciation. Doing such a good
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job of shit. We're gonna give you this new. We're
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gonna trade trucks with you. We're gonna trade trucks.
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>> Parker: The new, new shit.
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>> Freddy: 20. I think it's 23, Ford
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Maverick, you'saying So I got a
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new truck that I'm driving in. It's got
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apple play in it. It's you clean,
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ye know, I mean, it's only got like 30,000 miles on it.
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I'm like, cool, man. She took me out to lunch, you
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know, I mean, like, ye. They like
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had a day. I
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la y know I'm saying. And like, so,
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you know, I had I was on call this
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week and, Well, that has nothing
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to do with the story. But anyway, like I said, I got the truck on
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Thursday weekend, goes by, everything's
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good. Come Monday, I go to work in the
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truck. Everything's good. I get
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off, I'm coming down the highway
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and do you know where the exit, where the hardy
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is and where I live? What, where used to be?
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They close it down, you know, it's that little short exit, right?
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>> Parker: Yeah, yeah'turn so we get a
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jigger, right?
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>> Freddy: You have to go around and then come back up to bridge,
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yeah, for a minute, backs up onto the highway. And I know
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this. So I was like, well, let me go ahead and get over and
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prepare for that. So I get over into
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the. The left lane, the fast lane,
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you know, it's only two you.
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>> Freddy: Dude, check it out. Here it comes. I pass
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the exit. Next thing I
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know, some asshole shoots around
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me into the into the right
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lane, passes by me, jumps
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back in front of me, and when he does,
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boom. He fucking clipp my. The front
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end of my damn truck. of my brand
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new fucking truck. Does he stop?
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>> Freddy: No mot just hits it and just
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likeom gone. And I'm
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what theuck do I do?
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>> Parker: Was he a listener of the show?
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>> Freddy: I don't know. Probably was.
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>> Parker: If you listen to show what car was it? A Mustang?
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>> Freddy: I don't know. I don't know. The white truck. That's all I could see.
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>> Parker: Oh, was a truck okay, Yeah, a white truck. You drive a
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white truck. You're an enemy of the show.
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>> Freddy: You're such an enemy of the sh.
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>> Parker: Only the one who hits the beat.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Cause I have a white truck.
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Alan, we already knew you were an enemy in the
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sh. Why do you think we have you on
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this? To keep it. Keep tabs.
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>> Freddy: So, like, I just had to, I pulled down
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to, you know, where it was safe, got over. Got over to the
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shoulder and, like, called my
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supervisor, and she's like, what,
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you just got it? I was. I know. It's what
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I'm saying. And so she's like, well,
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it's nothing you can do about it. Just like, you got to call. Please get. You
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know, you get a report. Took them like,
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two hours to.
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>> Parker: Yeah, busy.
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>> Freddy: Yeahy.
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>> Parker: He had left. You should have just gone home and got him to meet you at
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the house. No, really?
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
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>> Parker: There's no reason to stay there because there's nobody else.
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hit. You could just say, I right up there. I know. You can tell me where he got
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hit. It's hit and run. He s. he just has to do the report
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for work. Right. So. So you did the
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report two hours.
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>> Freddy: I did the report. the next day. You know,
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I had to take a drug test and do that
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shit. Fucking. and then today
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or whenever, I had to do, like, a
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conference meeting with, like, the big
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ivory tower.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah. Like the big.
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>> Parker: The big guys.
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>> Freddy: Y. I'SAYING they running it.
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Running down questions. And, you
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I don't understand what you're saying. By what Tina
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was tell. My boss was telling me. Your boss was telling me.
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I don't understand how it could have happened. Like, at this
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exit. And he showed a picture of the ex. I was
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like, no, that's not the ex. I was like, you. You went down too
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far. I was like, that's where I pulled over it. That's the
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exit. I pulled up because that's a long exit.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Y know, I'm saying 14.
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Yeah. Uh-huh. Hu. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I
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was like, no, you got to go one back up. You know, I'm saying.
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And it. He was like, oh, yeah. Wow. That
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shit he's like. He's like what
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it with the bridge?
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>> Parker: It was it the one with.
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>> Freddy: Right. He was like what do you think the root cause of
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it was? I was like infrastructure. I was like they're building all
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these fucking houses around here and all these.
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They ain't built the roads up y know like.
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Well yeah, see that. So
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yeah, I mean it's not really great.
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>> Parker: Not the hero in my
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systemructure.
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>> Freddy: I'm really. I was expecting like when he hit me, I thought he
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was, you know, I was gonna pit maneuvering, you know.
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>> Parker: Mean I thought oh yeah, you thought you're gonna give m him a little bit of the
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business.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. I was like man,
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no, nope.
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>> Parker: It was a truck. It truck versus whatever you said you have
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welle m. Well you didn't p. Because
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you didn't pit maneuver. If you had actually hit the
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gas.
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>> Freddy: You probably would have pick. Yeah, yeah. Didn t pulled over to the right.
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Yeah, I just spun him out. I said that's.
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That's what one of the big dudes said. He said you should have like
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sped up and Hell no.
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>> Parker: Ditch and flip over.
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>> Freddy: yeah, that have been like way worse.
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>> Parker: Yeah, no, it's a good call that you didn't murder that
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man accidentally driving like an idiot around you.
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You don't want to do that shit. Been a lot of that though. So don't feel
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bad. Fred. we all drive like we've all seen a lot of idiots
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lately.
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>> Freddy: So that, that was my wild and
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crazy story
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out of me though. Like oh yeah,
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me dude. I mean.
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>> Parker: Yeah man, old truck wouldn't. You wouldn't even
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noticed.
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>> Freddy: No, hell no.
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I probably wouldn't have said like did.
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>> Parker: It do any damage to it or.
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>> Freddy: No, yeah, it's like
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in the front quarter panel but like
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you know, nothing crazy.
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>> Parker: Good to know. Yeah, glad to hear it.
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I re okay. That's what's important.
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>> Freddy: That is what's important.
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>> Parker: Well Fred, you got, you know, got your heart
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beaten. Get it? That happens on the road.
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So what happened to me today, sort of on the
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road? I feel like maybe I'm.
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Maybe Fred.
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>> Freddy: You going to put a one up on me, Matt?
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>> Parker: No, I'm not goingna. I'm going to do quite the opposite.
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>> Freddy: As a matter of fact. You went down.
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>> Parker: I'm going to go seven down and three.
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He said remember that bitch that yelled at me the other day? She yelled at
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me again. No, no, it's sort
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of but not at all. So
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today I. I
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realized something about myself.
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>> Freddy: What you realize?
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>> Parker: I realized that maybe. Maybe sometimes
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a little bit. I'm the assole
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sometimes. Sometimes.
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>> Freddy: Hey.
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>> Parker: Because I know I was going to pick the kid up from
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school is.
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>> Freddy: The first step to recovery.
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>> Parker: Right? Right. Denial is the first step to
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whatever. I think. I wouldn't know.
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I'm d. I'm not an ass. But, no. So I was going to school.
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I was'gonna pick up the kids at school. You have to, like, turn in
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to the lane. There's a traffic episode, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. If turn
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in and there's a line, people are moving in, blah, blah, blah. The
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lady in front of me stops, just randomly stops right before
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she's supposed to turn in. I had my window down because it was a nice day.
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And I was like, did you stop? What are you
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thinking? Just go. Don't stop.
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>> Freddy: Were you saying this to yourself or her?
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>> Parker: No, I was saying this to the world.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Yeah.
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>> Parker: So then she pulled up, and I noticed, oh, there
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was someone directing her.
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He was obviously standing outside because, I mean, he could hear me.
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I wasn't quiet. I never am. And,
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so he's like, hey, how are you? And I was like, oh, good.
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I. I didn't realize. He's like, we just got toa keep this area clear.
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I was like, no, no, it's all good, man. Like, I'm not trying to. I wasn't trying to be
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a jerk or anything. He's like, so I'm the counselor
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school. I was like, oh, no,
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I'm getting intervention right now in the middle of the school park
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lot.
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about my road rage that I probablyer.
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>> Freddy: You seem like you have a lot of anger, sir. Oay.
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>> Parker: Hey. Hey, bud.
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You doing okay, pal? And I was like, oh, Jesus, this is
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too, too much.
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>> Freddy: The one time that Parker had the balls.
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>> Parker: Dis. No, I scream all the
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time. Yeah, but you scream in your head all the
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time. generally, yeah, generally.
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Sometimes I don't, and sometimes I. Now. Now when the
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windows down, that gives me the ability to
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motion. That's a whole new game.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: I'm like, go. What are you doing?
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Yeah, I get those ones when I hold a donut up at the
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cops and throw it in their car. Awesome.
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>> Freddy: Thanks.
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>> Parker: But no.
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>> Freddy: So ye ste.
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>> Parker: Yeah, Stick There
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was the night stick out like, y
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monster. One of those ones that they, like, wonk and it,
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like, swoops out, you know, I'm talking about, o like,
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collaps ones like, unco collapses it and
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it, like, stabs right through the middle of the donut. And there's
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lick the fucking. Lick the glaze off the nice
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tick afterwards.
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>> Freddy: Like the victim's blood, the donut
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juice.
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>> Parker: yeah, exactly. They're feeling.
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But no, I just. It happened and super nice. And I'm sure
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he was like. I think he hopefully
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immediately realized I wasn't really mad. I was just like. I didn't
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understand why that lady wasn't moving.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: But I felt like afterwards I was like,
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see, now
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I am the asshole as far as that. I am the
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asshole jumping the gun. He was like, who's your son? I said,
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I was named Jack Park. He like, okay, I'll make a note of that.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: I like.
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>> Freddy: Not again. Why you didn'tie
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didn
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straight his friend.
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>> Parker: Or something meic
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school, man.
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>> Freddy: I was just going straight.
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>> Parker: I'd be like, oh, yeah, my, Yeah, my.
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>> Freddy: I'm not even supposed to be here.
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>> Parker: My son. My son's name is nondescript
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Mexican kid that my kid is that with like,
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oh, okay, that makes sense. But I was just like, oh, man,
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I feel like such a jerk.
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>> Freddy: I'm not supposed to be 500 yards.
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>> Parker: From this place, right. Like, I'm not even allowed to be here,
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sir. I
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love the holidays. The police
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presence is spread out.
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It'one of those stupid things, man, where I. Like I said after I did it, I
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was like, oh, yeah,
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I assole in this situation. And that's the thing.
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You always got to remember that at some point and no matter how good
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a person you are, you consider yourself to be or you
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act in someone's version of the
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story, you're the asshole, right.
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>> Freddy: You're the assole. Yeah.
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>> Parker: In somebody's version, I mean, and'that makes sense.
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No, you. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: yeah, always.
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>> Parker: I always say, yeah, that Fred, he's.
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He's not an asshole problem.
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>> Freddy: I'm spreading love like Johnny Appleeed, man.
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>> Parker: Well, yeah, I'm.
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>> Freddy: I'm spreading love like, I don't like
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you feel.
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>> Parker: That goes u. Fred goes glitter.
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That s. That's what I was worried about.
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Bre is man glitter everywhere.
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Man glitter. Freddie and his
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man glitter. That's should be. That'd be a great name.
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>> Freddy: Stuck in my.
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>> Parker: I got the video.
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>> Freddy: Stuck in my head.
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>> Parker: I got the video. Which is worse.
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>> Freddy: I mean, that
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beeah.
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>> Parker: So, yeah, those were the days, guys. Well, Fred, I have to tell
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you, after that I decided where better
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to drown my sorrows. M after.
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After being humiliated.
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Nope. Big Lots Superstore
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because it happened to be close and I had time to kill.
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Fred.
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No, no. The big Loss.
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>> Freddy: Close.
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>> Parker: They were close. Yeah. They were close then. And it's
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Christmas season, Fred.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: So they have all the deals on all your Christmas
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essentials. Yeah, I guess I didn't look at any of the
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Christmas shit. I went directly to the
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restroom because that's what I really wanted out of.
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No, I did not blow it. And I'm glad I didn't have to blow it up because
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honestly, Fred, a nasty
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bathroomute. It, It
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reeked.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Before I opened the door.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Like, I was walking down the little hallway they had, and I
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was like, oh, what is that
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smell from
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thel. Yeah. And as soon as I
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open, like, don't get me wrong, I.
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We've lived. We've all had our days. I'm sure
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when we first all moved out on our own, none of us was
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shit. None of us swept or mopped or any of that shit. Why
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would you. You don't have. You're American.
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But no matter how many months it
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was between moppings of, like, my bathroom or various
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bathrooms, they have never smelled
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like this.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: When you. When you got that first whiff of piss me or
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something, you're like, I gotta clean this shit, man.
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Yeah. Oh, my God. It was.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. I got. I got two little boys. So, like.
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>> Parker: Yeah, same dude. And that's what I'm saying. Like, I've smelled
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some shit. But not like this.
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>> Freddy: Right?
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>> Parker: this was like this. It was like the
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air hung heavy. Like air
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was full of piss.
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It was like walking into, like. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know when you, like
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when it's, like, raining. Was gonna rain, you just feel like there's more. The
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air has a little more to it. You know what I mean? Not
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like. Yeah, you know,
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the air.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: I was like. So I just felt like, oh. I was like, this is what
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it. What Brazilian prison
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smells like.
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>> Freddy: I just remember Don Bob for the Train and
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Billy Christmas, how to Write that Book. And he was like. The
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night was cold and he was like. And she was like.
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It was sulra.
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That's what threw him over the e.
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That's right. That's what threw him over there.
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The air was
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soeah
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big lot B for that's it.
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>> Parker: That was really.
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>> Freddy: It.
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>> Parker: It was just really stuck a lot. So. And I
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was like. Like, I almost vomited. And I'm not kidding when I say
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that. Like, it not cle bathrooms. I mean,
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I don't see how they could have.
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>> Freddy: I wouldn't. If I was an employee at, Big Lots
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and they were like, well, what are your duties? Is to clean the
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bathrooms. I quit.
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>> Parker: Well, that's probably what happened.
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>> Freddy: That's not my duty.
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>> Parker: Someone else's duty.
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Okay, but now, but that being said, now let me tell you this.
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So when I used to work at various places, I've cleaned
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many a bathroom in my day. I'm sure my wife will tell you, not
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in this house, but everywhere else I've ever been flee
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plenty of bathrooms. And she's probably now
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like, motherfuck. I know,
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I know you're listening.
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>> Freddy: You could clean a bathroom.
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>> Parker: Yeah, you can clean a bathroom. Clean
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bathroom.
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>> Freddy: Clean bathroom.
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>> Parker: Right? You can. I can dodge a wrenche. That's true. So, no,
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but like one of the. You know,
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Fred, we've talked about this before. Life is
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about the small sweet moments,
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the little things. Right? It's the. It is the little things.
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So, like when I. And so as a rule,
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whenever I would clean the bathroom for whatever place
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I was working, I would also immediately
527
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redirty it with my.
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Yeah. I'm like, you know what? I would never do it before.
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>> Freddy: That's the best time to dirty it.
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>> Parker: That'the best. That's what I was like, cle it'clean this
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one's. I earned this christening.
532
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Yeah. And so I just
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pee on the walls and spread poop on everything.
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I don't want to make this the bathroom podcast, but I do remember when I was working
535
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at McDonald's, working at FicDonald's at
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one point or make McFonald's.
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Like, they sent me in becausez they knew I would pretty much do
538
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whatever. Like, I didn't really care that I was there was
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getting paid. So I'm like, I'm getting paid. You tell me what to do, I'll do
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it.
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>> Freddy: Right?
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>> Parker: And so they're like, go to the bathroom, bring
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gloves. I was like, oh, shit. This is before we had. This is
544
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before you had to wear gloves all the time.
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>> Freddy: Figure the.
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>> Parker: But no,
547
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someone and I don't know who, God knows
548
00:24:09,546 --> 00:24:12,442
someone had to have raised their ass
549
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up turnn sideways from the splatter
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pattern. It looked like they were like,
551
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like a stripper. And they did a split on the
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wall, like one leg, up, and then
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had that. And like, I'll never forget.
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I can see it if I close my eyes. I can see the pattern right
555
00:24:32,712 --> 00:24:35,424
now. And they're like, this one's on you. And I was
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like, And then. So that
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was thankan. And then I think I've told you
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guys before. About the time that they sent me into the play place
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for that same.
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>> Freddy: Reason I've had that happen. I worked at
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McDonald's. Like it was sh.
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It was pissed.
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>> Parker: But like, it was. It was shit for me. and vomit
564
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a lot of vom. A lot of times. And it's funny because, you
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know, for the people listening at home who don't know me,
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pretty big guy. Youeah, like six, almost six and half feet
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tall. And. And I was. And I was always
568
00:25:06,209 --> 00:25:09,049
tall and big. And yeah, you go up there and I'm like, I can't
569
00:25:09,089 --> 00:25:11,669
even. But at the.
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So I was like, I get to go play in the play place. All right.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: and so I made. You know, I had the most fun I could with it.
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>> Freddy: You should have been like, I can't snake through the thing
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because you know that one. Yeah, you gott if you
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level then to get to the second and you have to go to the
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third. Like I could do that.
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>> Parker: My managers said, figure it out. I'll sit here in
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my my assistance cart outside of and
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point at you.
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>> Freddy: Climb up the slide backwards thereimb up
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with your. Up the slide.
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>> Parker: Oh my God, that sou. But yeah. So
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you know, sorry for poop talk today, gu. This
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is a Thanksgiving episode. Fred, wherever you're talking about poops,
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hey.
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>> Freddy: I am thankful I don't have to clean anyore
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bathrooms.
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>> Parker: Right? Amen to that. Even at home.
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>> Freddy: Even at home.
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>> Parker: Love you, honey.
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Especially at home. Kids are getting of the age where I'm like, you
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can do this.
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>> Freddy: Ye got.
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>> Parker: They're like, I will.
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>> Freddy: Yep.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Well, the thing about it is, all you're doing, Fred, is
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you're sending them in there for a first sweep because you're gonna have to go back
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and do it because they always do a half ass job.
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>> Freddy: Right?
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>> Parker: So it's like I'm sending you in there so you can say you did something and
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then I will go, right?
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>> Freddy: And I for real.
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>> Parker: That's how it goes's how it goes.
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>> Freddy: It. That's kids.
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>> Parker: All right, well, let's take a quick break while we all
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shit our pants in our bathrooms. And we'll be right
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back with more Thanksgiving fun.
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Couple gobble. I don't know. We haven't said Thanksgiving the whole
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f time. Goble, gobble, gobble,
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bitch. The Black lkoln Collective
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podcast will return after a word, from our
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sponsors.
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Welcome back to the
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167th.
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Is that FRE
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adjusted? Ready for this? Settling in?
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Fred, are you sett in because you got to
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settle in for this. Fred. It is
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Thanksgiving, ladies and gentlemen, and this is what I want you to do. You
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guys are all sitting around the house, right? Getting ready,
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Getting ready, thinking about, oh man, what are we gonna have
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Thanksgiving this year? What is going to be the
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dish? I like cream or something
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with cream. What's gonna be the.
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And that's French for good stuff. Good.
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No, it's Fred. You know what I'm saying? What's the
627
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thing? So I wanted to know from you guys
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both because we all have our own Thanksgiving
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traditions, but I thought it would be nice
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for all of us to do a little bit of a Thanksgiving
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draft and figure out
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who makes the best Thanksgiving
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meal. So what we're gonna do, we're gonna have five
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rounds. The idea would be you get a main
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course or six rounds. I'm sorry, six rounds.
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00:28:38,543 --> 00:28:41,375
You get a main course, three sides,
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a dessert, and a wild card, which can be anything
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``ay replace if you want.
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All right, all right. So I'm gonna, I'm
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gonna step out of the
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decision for who gets to go first and second. I will let
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00:28:56,058 --> 00:28:58,858
you guys decide that by doing. Guess the
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number.
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>> Freddy: Okay.
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00:29:00,810 --> 00:29:03,682
>> Parker: I have a number on my hands. My hand. Look, here's my
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00:29:03,706 --> 00:29:06,346
hand off screen. A
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00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:09,338
number. Not going to change it, I promise. So you
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00:29:09,354 --> 00:29:12,228
guys give me the number. Whoever's closest gets to go first.
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>> Freddy: Three.
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>> Parker: One. Oh, well that screwed me
651
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because it's two. So you're both.
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00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,540
All right. Alan goes first.
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>> Freddy: Well. Oh, we both went over.
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>> Parker: I was.
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>> Freddy: Well say both.
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00:29:30,256 --> 00:29:33,020
>> Parker: Yeah, you went over, he went under. So technically.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: So we'll first tiebreakers, alphabetical quarter. So
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Alan gets to go first.
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>> Freddy: All right.
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>> Parker: And Alan, you don't have to pick anything in a specific. You don't have to say, oh,
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I'm gonna take a main course first. Then three side. Whatever
663
00:29:44,820 --> 00:29:47,676
you want, whatever it is for you. That just
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hits that mark.
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>> Freddy: But now whatever. Whatever he takes, nobody can take.
666
00:29:52,052 --> 00:29:52,668
Right?
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>> Parker: Yeah. So like if he takes, let's say he takes smoked
668
00:29:55,518 --> 00:29:57,974
turkey. You can't be like, oh, fried
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turkey.
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>> Freddy: Oh no.
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>> Parker: So too complicated.
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Pies, you can specify by.
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>> Freddy: You can. Yeah, pies are specific.
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>> Parker: Ok. That's important to me. well, I'm
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not gonna take turkey because I'm m not big on turkey anyway.
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So the first
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pick he's gonna take.
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>> Freddy: For us, it's gonna be for me.
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>> Parker: It's. That's what we make for.
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That is pork shoulder.
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>> Freddy: Yep. Okay.
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>> Parker: Essentially ham. Mmmm.
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>> Parker: So first white people in you, Fred. We're calling it
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ham. Yes.
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>> Freddy: What do you call it, though?
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Yeah.
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00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:45,028
>> Parker: Yeah. Pork. But it's basically roast pork
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shoulder. But we season it.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. How you cook it o in the
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oven. In o o
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>> Parker: It's like, roasted. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I know. I know. I seen,
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like, Brazilians do thatit on the spit. Yeah. I'm
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saying. Yeah.
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00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,298
>> Parker: That's meat. They do like beef.
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00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:06,828
p. Yeah.
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All right, so Alan takes
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ham. Hamers off the board.
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>> Freddy: Ham. so I'm going to take
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dressing.
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>> Parker: Go. Dressing or stuffing or that. Which one do
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00:31:20,082 --> 00:31:21,802
you consider? No.
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00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:24,368
>> Freddy: Dressing and stuffing is different. Yeah.
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>> Parker: All right, fair enough. I don't.
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>> Freddy: I don't like. I'm not eating it if
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it's.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Inside the turkey. I don't like that. That's.
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>> Parker: I get it. I don't like that as much.
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00:31:33,824 --> 00:31:35,888
>> Freddy: E. Like, I've had that and.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Freddy: It just. It's is gross. I don't like.
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00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:38,760
>> Parker: What if it's.
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>> Freddy: Stop stuffing. I know. I love stovetop
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00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,304
stuffing, too.
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00:31:42,376 --> 00:31:44,668
>> Parker: I love. I don't like things. I don't like the idea.
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00:31:45,848 --> 00:31:46,248
Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Don't.
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>> Parker: What if.
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>> Freddy: What if they.
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>> Parker: I've had my penis in therean. Don put stuffing in
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00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:51,718
there.
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>> Freddy: No.
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>> Parker: What if they have st. Stop stuffing without putting it in the
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00:31:54,334 --> 00:31:56,578
turkey? Then it's dressing.
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00:31:56,918 --> 00:31:57,658
>> Freddy: No.
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00:31:58,398 --> 00:31:59,430
>> Parker: Or thating.
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00:31:59,494 --> 00:32:02,254
>> Freddy: It'still stuffing. It's still stuffing. It's just
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00:32:02,286 --> 00:32:04,950
not. It hasn't been stuffed. It rightstuff.
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00:32:05,014 --> 00:32:06,098
>> Parker: It's pre stuffed
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poster. It's unstuff stuff.
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00:32:10,046 --> 00:32:10,778
>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Makes perfect sense. Well, I'm m gonna pull
734
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a wild card. Even I feel like dressing was a little bit of a wild card, too.
735
00:32:17,998 --> 00:32:19,140
>> Freddy: Go wild card first.
736
00:32:19,254 --> 00:32:22,104
>> Parker: Oh, I'm going crazy. It's m. We're playing
737
00:32:22,136 --> 00:32:25,040
this. We're going for keeps. Fred. Okay, so my
738
00:32:25,064 --> 00:32:26,640
first pick, I'm gonna take.
739
00:32:26,824 --> 00:32:27,456
>> Freddy: Okay.
740
00:32:27,552 --> 00:32:28,348
>> Parker: Raavy.
741
00:32:30,368 --> 00:32:33,352
>> Freddy: See? See, I got
742
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,320
have raavy on my dressing.
743
00:32:35,464 --> 00:32:37,763
>> Parker: Right. But I just took gravy, so you get no gravy.
744
00:32:38,948 --> 00:32:41,644
you're going to have to figure something elsec block,
745
00:32:41,716 --> 00:32:44,588
man. That's right, dude. Right in your
746
00:32:44,628 --> 00:32:45,248
face.
747
00:32:45,428 --> 00:32:47,192
>> Freddy: Have to put some water on that. Damn.
748
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,264
>> Parker: To do something Cream corn
749
00:32:50,296 --> 00:32:50,784
or some shit.
750
00:32:50,816 --> 00:32:53,240
>> Freddy: I don't know. Cor.
751
00:32:53,344 --> 00:32:56,028
>> Parker: You got to do what you got to do, man. You got to teacher eyes.
752
00:32:56,973 --> 00:32:59,693
I'm telling youy is not. Ah.
753
00:32:59,738 --> 00:33:01,162
>> Freddy: A side or.
754
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:02,666
>> Parker: Okay. My m Wild card.
755
00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:04,162
>> Freddy: You wild card.
756
00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:07,130
>> Parker: Yeah. Because what are you gonna say? Grav Great
757
00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:08,158
on anything.
758
00:33:08,938 --> 00:33:09,930
>> Freddy: Gravy is good.
759
00:33:09,994 --> 00:33:11,646
>> Parker: I'm saying so. All right.
760
00:33:11,742 --> 00:33:14,302
>> Freddy: You just ruined Thanksgiving. Manuck you.
761
00:33:14,350 --> 00:33:16,820
>> Parker: Yeah. I'mn to take, the
762
00:33:16,844 --> 00:33:18,923
macaroni. My race doesn't,
763
00:33:19,968 --> 00:33:22,240
all go straight Mac and cheese. See, look at that.
764
00:33:22,384 --> 00:33:24,864
>> Freddy: He didn't say Mac and cheese. He said macaroni.
765
00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:27,840
Give him the plain macaroni. No, it's back
766
00:33:27,904 --> 00:33:29,988
cheese macaroni.
767
00:33:31,488 --> 00:33:34,200
>> Parker: I you my macaronies. I want it a matter of fact
768
00:33:34,224 --> 00:33:36,544
I I want bake macaroni and
769
00:33:36,576 --> 00:33:39,068
cheese. Oh, see specified.
770
00:33:39,688 --> 00:33:41,268
Why don't they make deep ried
771
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:44,872
got the other nut just
772
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,548
nowing.
773
00:33:48,088 --> 00:33:51,032
The good news for you, Fred, is that it's coming back around and
774
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,983
you can alwaysazy
775
00:33:55,862 --> 00:33:58,470
>> Freddy: Because y'all took all the good shit
776
00:33:58,534 --> 00:34:00,366
like right off the bat, man.
777
00:34:00,422 --> 00:34:02,338
>> Parker: It's a draft. What do you want me to leave it?
778
00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:07,038
So right now you're staring.
779
00:34:09,178 --> 00:34:10,258
Can't have him.
780
00:34:10,418 --> 00:34:13,140
>> Freddy: I gotta take. Okay, so, I'm taking turkey.
781
00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:14,131
>> Parker: Oh, he's going turk.
782
00:34:14,203 --> 00:34:15,735
>> Freddy: But it's going deep fried.
783
00:34:17,235 --> 00:34:18,455
>> Parker: I give you that one.
784
00:34:18,835 --> 00:34:20,603
>> Freddy: I don want that dry ass turkey.
785
00:34:20,699 --> 00:34:23,643
>> Parker: No, I agree. All right, let's see. So you're
786
00:34:23,659 --> 00:34:26,411
going doep fried turkey. He's going, you got
787
00:34:26,443 --> 00:34:29,141
dressing and deep fried turkey. Alan's got ham
788
00:34:29,323 --> 00:34:32,297
macaroni. I'm gonna go straight
789
00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:34,737
for the jugular. Cut you both off and
790
00:34:34,761 --> 00:34:36,645
take pumpkin pie.
791
00:34:36,985 --> 00:34:39,617
>> Freddy: O you have is what poke buyie.
792
00:34:39,641 --> 00:34:41,045
>> Parker: Is the best thing ever.
793
00:34:42,670 --> 00:34:44,515
>> Freddy: maybe in your house.
794
00:34:45,855 --> 00:34:48,740
>> Parker: Well, we don't have sweet potato pieoie. would be
795
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:51,508
a very like to me those two and now
796
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,972
obviously you can pick that. But to me those two are almost
797
00:34:54,012 --> 00:34:54,712
interchange.
798
00:34:55,312 --> 00:34:58,154
>> Freddy: No, sweet potato pie, man,
799
00:34:58,178 --> 00:34:58,338
you.
800
00:34:58,370 --> 00:35:01,154
>> Parker: Have to if you don't know how to make sweet potato pie.
801
00:35:01,258 --> 00:35:04,034
>> Freddy: Right? That's right.
802
00:35:04,138 --> 00:35:05,034
>> Parker: You got to know how to make.
803
00:35:05,058 --> 00:35:06,562
>> Freddy: It it don't do it mant.
804
00:35:06,642 --> 00:35:07,850
>> Parker: Oh, I can do it, Fred.
805
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:10,010
>> Freddy: You won't. You won't put enough vanilla in it.
806
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,122
>> Parker: I will put too much on everything.
807
00:35:12,242 --> 00:35:14,622
>> Freddy: You won t put no vanilla, no brown
808
00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:18,226
sweet potato. Just go bassh up
809
00:35:18,274 --> 00:35:21,130
sweet put
810
00:35:21,226 --> 00:35:21,862
pot.
811
00:35:23,082 --> 00:35:26,010
>> Parker: No, can't even for pie. Just going straight sweet. I'm just
812
00:35:26,026 --> 00:35:28,807
gonna say, look, hon, here's some sweet potato pie. I put a little sprinkle of cinnamon on
813
00:35:28,823 --> 00:35:31,319
it. On a whole sweet potato. Didn't even cut it
814
00:35:31,359 --> 00:35:34,335
open. Sweet potato and one
815
00:35:34,367 --> 00:35:37,167
little touch of cinnamon. I'like here's your cinnamon pie.
816
00:35:37,223 --> 00:35:37,979
Enjoy.
817
00:35:38,319 --> 00:35:40,179
We're vegan now again,
818
00:35:40,759 --> 00:35:43,575
so I take pumpkin pie because I think pumpkin pie
819
00:35:43,607 --> 00:35:46,375
is great. I only I will say the
820
00:35:46,447 --> 00:35:49,075
only time of the year that I like pumpkin pie is it
821
00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:49,955
Thanksgiving.
822
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:52,699
>> Freddy: Want you put some pumpkin spice on it too.
823
00:35:52,779 --> 00:35:55,571
>> Parker: I will not do that. Oh, that reminds me, Fred. Thank you
824
00:35:55,595 --> 00:35:57,611
for mentioning that because tonight's.
825
00:35:57,635 --> 00:35:58,199
>> Freddy: Spons.
826
00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:03,179
>> Parker: Is the new pumpkin spice product from our
827
00:36:03,219 --> 00:36:05,707
friends at Jergens. That's right, Fred.
828
00:36:05,883 --> 00:36:08,639
Pumpkin spice packing peanuts.
829
00:36:11,379 --> 00:36:14,227
Don't you want your nuts
830
00:36:14,323 --> 00:36:17,261
to smell like pumpkin? No. Don't mail your
831
00:36:17,285 --> 00:36:20,221
nuts, people. When the package
832
00:36:20,285 --> 00:36:23,197
arrives in the fall and you open it up
833
00:36:23,253 --> 00:36:25,741
and you're looking your, your vitamins, your
834
00:36:25,765 --> 00:36:27,609
multivitamins, your
835
00:36:28,309 --> 00:36:31,157
war cream, what else do
836
00:36:31,173 --> 00:36:33,649
people order from Amazon? I don't even know your re.
837
00:36:34,749 --> 00:36:36,929
What is it? Motivational speech?
838
00:36:37,174 --> 00:36:39,903
>> Freddy: frame 20, 24. Pack of clothes hangers.
839
00:36:39,991 --> 00:36:42,791
>> Parker: Yeah. Your thing for your Stanley cup that you put the
840
00:36:42,815 --> 00:36:45,727
dongle or whatever on there. When you get any of
841
00:36:45,743 --> 00:36:48,725
that stuff red, from Amazon or whatever,
842
00:36:48,797 --> 00:36:51,781
you're gonna want to open it up and
843
00:36:51,805 --> 00:36:54,725
be reassured that whatever you
844
00:36:54,757 --> 00:36:56,229
got is the right decision.
845
00:36:56,389 --> 00:36:58,013
>> Freddy: That's right. Damaged.
846
00:36:58,181 --> 00:37:01,157
>> Parker: Right. When you open it up, our friends from Jergens think you're
847
00:37:01,173 --> 00:37:04,165
gonna say, hey, pumpkin spice, that
848
00:37:04,197 --> 00:37:06,941
sure smells nice. Can't wait to
849
00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:08,977
get this five pound bag of rice.
850
00:37:09,093 --> 00:37:11,665
>> Freddy: See? And then like when you get. When you use
851
00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:13,214
it, you get them.
852
00:37:13,214 --> 00:37:15,879
>> Freddy: Usually if you get the unscented
853
00:37:15,999 --> 00:37:17,103
packing peanuts.
854
00:37:17,231 --> 00:37:17,671
>> Parker: Yah.
855
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:18,639
>> Freddy: Throw them away.
856
00:37:18,759 --> 00:37:20,191
>> Parker: Right. Waste these.
857
00:37:20,335 --> 00:37:21,503
>> Freddy: Just put them in a bowl.
858
00:37:21,591 --> 00:37:23,087
>> Parker: Yeah. They'll never go away.
859
00:37:23,223 --> 00:37:25,895
>> Freddy: Your whole house with pump spice in the
860
00:37:25,927 --> 00:37:26,335
fall.
861
00:37:26,447 --> 00:37:29,231
>> Parker: Yeah. Set them on fire. Throw them at your enemies. That's
862
00:37:29,255 --> 00:37:30,619
homemade napalm, people.
863
00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:33,887
G.L. you know that.
864
00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:35,551
>> Freddy: Ising spice napalm.
865
00:37:35,615 --> 00:37:38,295
>> Parker: Peanutsumpin spice napalm. Finally, from your
866
00:37:38,327 --> 00:37:41,033
friends, from your friends at Boeing. I don't know.
867
00:37:41,121 --> 00:37:43,949
Who's like the biggest military contractor? I don't know.
868
00:37:45,969 --> 00:37:47,961
>> Freddy: Bronze making a comeback there.
869
00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:52,429
>> Parker: Newalm
870
00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:56,025
howds or something like that. Make it fall
871
00:37:56,177 --> 00:37:57,385
anytime, Dick.
872
00:37:57,457 --> 00:37:58,069
>> Freddy: Che.
873
00:38:00,449 --> 00:38:02,629
>> Parker: Black rock. Right. Endors by
874
00:38:04,089 --> 00:38:04,829
go.
875
00:38:05,529 --> 00:38:08,481
>> Freddy: What do you say? What you sou like
876
00:38:08,505 --> 00:38:09,185
a right.
877
00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:11,729
>> Parker: I did a bird
878
00:38:11,769 --> 00:38:12,349
shot.
879
00:38:18,609 --> 00:38:20,789
So now that's two rounds down.
880
00:38:21,329 --> 00:38:23,569
We're getting right back to the game.
881
00:38:23,729 --> 00:38:23,829
>> Freddy: All right.
882
00:38:23,829 --> 00:38:26,778
>> Parker: so, Fred, I think I may not be able to get a
883
00:38:26,786 --> 00:38:28,854
main course. All right. So anyway,
884
00:38:29,874 --> 00:38:32,066
it's your turn.
885
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:32,618
>> Freddy: Me?
886
00:38:32,666 --> 00:38:35,360
>> Parker: No, it's Alan'turn Z's my turn.
887
00:38:35,472 --> 00:38:35,888
Yes.
888
00:38:35,976 --> 00:38:37,240
>> Freddy: Just pick Mac and cheese.
889
00:38:37,352 --> 00:38:40,280
>> Parker: Alan took ham and Mac and cheese. You took
890
00:38:40,432 --> 00:38:42,952
dressing and deep fried turkey. And I took gravy and pumpk.
891
00:38:42,968 --> 00:38:45,924
>> Freddy: Goodbye. Okay, so it is on now. S back on.
892
00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:49,456
>> Parker: So I. I'll take some real mashed potatoes.
893
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,408
Mashed potatoes. Damn it. I'm gonna be
894
00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:55,368
honest. I think Alan might be leading this. This charge right now.
895
00:38:55,389 --> 00:38:57,262
>> Freddy: I. No, he ain't got no gravy on it though.
896
00:38:57,358 --> 00:38:57,994
>> Parker: Sure.
897
00:38:59,014 --> 00:38:59,422
>> Freddy: All right.
898
00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:00,499
>> Parker: I some was
899
00:39:04,089 --> 00:39:06,921
cheesy mashed potatoes, but no, I want
900
00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,657
like real mashed potato. That's only mashed potatoes. Right. So if we have other
901
00:39:09,673 --> 00:39:12,537
potato things we can. Well, you can
902
00:39:12,553 --> 00:39:15,417
have baked potato or sweet potato. There's a hundred other potatoes.
903
00:39:15,433 --> 00:39:17,665
>> Freddy: I ye sweet potato. Sou play some.
904
00:39:17,737 --> 00:39:20,361
>> Parker: Yeah. All right, well, Fred, sweet potato for
905
00:39:20,385 --> 00:39:20,949
you.
906
00:39:21,489 --> 00:39:24,376
>> Freddy: Number two. I
907
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,684
am going to take
908
00:39:28,624 --> 00:39:29,604
a side.
909
00:39:30,544 --> 00:39:31,184
>> Parker: He's going.
910
00:39:31,264 --> 00:39:34,096
>> Freddy: I know, I know. This is.
911
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:37,080
I should have picked this one number one because. No, I should have
912
00:39:37,112 --> 00:39:38,712
saved this for the last one.
913
00:39:38,888 --> 00:39:41,824
>> Parker: No, gonna. You can always change it. Okay.
914
00:39:41,864 --> 00:39:44,844
>> Freddy: Nobody's gonna get it because it's yeahus
915
00:39:45,144 --> 00:39:46,924
Y'all'm not gonna have us to
916
00:39:50,144 --> 00:39:52,284
in save it for the last one.
917
00:39:52,664 --> 00:39:55,312
>> Parker: This is where his scouting, his advanced scouting comes in
918
00:39:55,328 --> 00:39:57,444
hand Scouting.
919
00:39:59,194 --> 00:40:01,570
>> Freddy: I've to many different houses for
920
00:40:01,602 --> 00:40:04,522
Thanksgiving. no. so I'm
921
00:40:04,538 --> 00:40:07,418
gonna take. I'm
922
00:40:07,426 --> 00:40:08,754
gonna take cranberry sauce.
923
00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:10,426
>> Parker: Oh, you can have that.
924
00:40:10,610 --> 00:40:13,466
>> Freddy: Yeah, I know it. Yeah, I can have it. I
925
00:40:13,490 --> 00:40:13,978
know it.
926
00:40:14,066 --> 00:40:14,618
>> Parker: Do you like.
927
00:40:14,666 --> 00:40:17,194
>> Freddy: Okay, so even likeberry.
928
00:40:17,354 --> 00:40:19,194
>> Parker: Do you. I mean, do you eat it for real?
929
00:40:19,274 --> 00:40:19,679
>> Freddy: No.
930
00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:22,671
>> Parker: okay, well, you sure you could change your, you
931
00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:24,367
know, you, you can change it.
932
00:40:25,187 --> 00:40:27,899
Well, he
933
00:40:27,923 --> 00:40:28,595
basically.
934
00:40:28,771 --> 00:40:31,499
>> Freddy: I got it, I got it. I'm changing it. Swing
935
00:40:31,523 --> 00:40:32,035
itry.
936
00:40:32,051 --> 00:40:34,915
>> Parker: He's trading granberry sauce with Alan doubled
937
00:40:34,931 --> 00:40:37,247
eggs. Oh, see, that's a good one.
938
00:40:37,627 --> 00:40:40,595
Damn. I should done that a good one. No,
939
00:40:40,611 --> 00:40:43,579
what you should have done, Alan. Instead of going mashed potatoes's going where
940
00:40:43,603 --> 00:40:44,883
I'm going. Which.
941
00:40:44,915 --> 00:40:47,731
Okay, speaking of your devble eggs, before we get to how do you like your deviled
942
00:40:47,739 --> 00:40:50,047
eggs, Fred? Do you like them with pickles in them?
943
00:40:50,557 --> 00:40:53,109
>> Freddy: Yes, but no, I like them with sweet
944
00:40:53,133 --> 00:40:53,837
relish.
945
00:40:53,997 --> 00:40:56,808
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah, that okayeaht. relish. Well, paprika
946
00:40:56,968 --> 00:40:58,788
paika put on top.
947
00:40:59,813 --> 00:41:02,669
have you ever seen a deep fried boiled egg or a deep fried
948
00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:05,197
deviled egg? Have you seen that before? They
949
00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:08,061
b. What they do is they get. They make the mix. The
950
00:41:08,077 --> 00:41:09,189
mix. Right. The innards.
951
00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:09,845
>> Freddy: Yeah.
952
00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:12,193
>> Parker: And then they batter and deep fry
953
00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:13,313
the
954
00:41:17,053 --> 00:41:18,073
happy day.
955
00:41:21,993 --> 00:41:23,281
yeah. You should have known it.
956
00:41:23,337 --> 00:41:25,377
>> Freddy: Why did I take Devil
957
00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:28,177
should'know Why did I do
958
00:41:28,225 --> 00:41:30,613
this? You took my eggs.
959
00:41:33,153 --> 00:41:35,853
>> Parker: Enjoy accepting Satan's eggs
960
00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:40,853
just the way he wanted. You do bread, you'call into a strap
961
00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:45,333
D. What's your favorite Thanksgiving thing?
962
00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:48,861
>> Freddy: Well, my favorite thanks to
963
00:41:48,957 --> 00:41:50,833
is Thanksgiving.
964
00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:52,533
>> Parker: I like them all.
965
00:41:52,693 --> 00:41:53,878
>> Freddy: What do you give Christmas guy?
966
00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:56,698
>> Parker: what you is my favorite season.
967
00:42:00,478 --> 00:42:03,366
Are you giving thanks this year because RFK Jr. Is going
968
00:42:03,382 --> 00:42:04,058
to be.
969
00:42:08,038 --> 00:42:08,898
>> Freddy: A Lot.
970
00:42:09,518 --> 00:42:12,178
>> Parker: Yeah, he's going to be hooking you up. You're going to be busy.
971
00:42:12,828 --> 00:42:15,628
>> Freddy: Merry Christmas there.
972
00:42:15,788 --> 00:42:18,436
Right? That's all for me. Well,
973
00:42:18,572 --> 00:42:19,132
all.
974
00:42:19,260 --> 00:42:21,913
>> Parker: Oh, man, he on guys.
975
00:42:21,913 --> 00:42:24,710
>> Freddy: this just in. Donald Trump has
976
00:42:24,774 --> 00:42:27,494
pickedv over Redenbacher for
977
00:42:27,606 --> 00:42:29,030
secretary Agriculture.
978
00:42:29,174 --> 00:42:32,098
>> Parker: Yeah. Oh, I was in the running for that.
979
00:42:34,358 --> 00:42:37,296
Wellan, we hope you. Are you spending time
980
00:42:37,392 --> 00:42:39,628
with your. Do you do like a staff dinner?
981
00:42:40,008 --> 00:42:42,880
>> Freddy: Yes, we Thanksgiving meal and we will
982
00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:45,896
have a Christmas dinner. We all
983
00:42:45,952 --> 00:42:47,368
invited to my Christmasner.
984
00:42:47,408 --> 00:42:48,588
>> Parker: I'd love to show up,
985
00:42:50,648 --> 00:42:52,508
have lots of eggs for you. Fred,
986
00:42:59,608 --> 00:43:01,268
you just call them eggs, right?
987
00:43:04,608 --> 00:43:06,304
>> Freddy: With my special sauce.
988
00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:07,070
>> Parker: It.
989
00:43:07,264 --> 00:43:08,066
>> Freddy: Yeah.
990
00:43:08,242 --> 00:43:09,478
>> Parker: All right, all right.
991
00:43:11,218 --> 00:43:12,322
>> Freddy: For Thanksgiving.
992
00:43:12,410 --> 00:43:13,690
>> Parker: Happy Thanksgiving.
993
00:43:13,874 --> 00:43:15,218
>> Freddy: Christmas for my family.
994
00:43:15,298 --> 00:43:18,118
>> Parker: Yours. Thank you. Bye bye,
995
00:43:18,898 --> 00:43:20,158
bye bye. Go, go.
996
00:43:20,778 --> 00:43:23,746
So yeah, Fred, what they do is they deep fry the white part
997
00:43:23,762 --> 00:43:26,762
of the egg and then put the shit in it so it
998
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:28,998
gives it like a little crunch. I bet it's delicious.
999
00:43:30,018 --> 00:43:32,990
I can't. I can't live with it, but I
1000
00:43:33,014 --> 00:43:33,582
can't do that.
1001
00:43:33,630 --> 00:43:36,550
>> Freddy: You know what'gonna say
1002
00:43:36,574 --> 00:43:39,018
this real quick. My wife,
1003
00:43:39,558 --> 00:43:42,526
love of my life can't
1004
00:43:42,542 --> 00:43:44,898
make itilided. Two days ago,
1005
00:43:46,158 --> 00:43:47,598
we're starting diets.
1006
00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:49,630
>> Parker: Oh, two days before. You can't do
1007
00:43:49,654 --> 00:43:52,278
that'a
1008
00:43:52,318 --> 00:43:53,418
terrible idea.
1009
00:43:54,238 --> 00:43:57,038
>> Freddy: But I can't. I'm on bored.
1010
00:43:57,158 --> 00:44:00,079
Because like, I want to, but I can't do it without it. so
1011
00:44:00,127 --> 00:44:01,031
like, sure.
1012
00:44:01,103 --> 00:44:02,359
>> Parker: It is a team effort.
1013
00:44:02,527 --> 00:44:05,075
>> Freddy: It's a team effort. And like, if.
1014
00:44:05,455 --> 00:44:08,047
If she wants do it then. Then let's do it.
1015
00:44:08,111 --> 00:44:08,495
Yeah.
1016
00:44:08,575 --> 00:44:10,555
>> Parker: I can't wait. You should have put
1017
00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:13,595
kale on your list because that's you.
1018
00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:18,463
>> Freddy: This is my Thanksgiving wish list. Like.
1019
00:44:18,559 --> 00:44:21,310
Yeah, I know I have this. but I'm probably just
1020
00:44:21,334 --> 00:44:21,958
gonna be eating.
1021
00:44:21,998 --> 00:44:23,086
>> Parker: Are you sure she's doing that?
1022
00:44:23,102 --> 00:44:25,646
>> Freddy: Cause she don't want to cook baked chicken.
1023
00:44:25,702 --> 00:44:28,494
Yeah, she like, I don't want to do the Thanksgiving
1024
00:44:28,526 --> 00:44:29,060
bullshit.
1025
00:44:29,134 --> 00:44:31,384
>> Parker: We're going on a diet, right?
1026
00:44:31,536 --> 00:44:34,504
>> Freddy: I gotta. I gotta eat the white meat off
1027
00:44:34,536 --> 00:44:35,376
the turkey.
1028
00:44:35,512 --> 00:44:36,688
>> Parker: The only thing you get.
1029
00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:38,348
>> Freddy: No dark meat for you, boy
1030
00:44:39,888 --> 00:44:40,628
rice.
1031
00:44:41,808 --> 00:44:43,028
>> Parker: Just white rice.
1032
00:44:45,008 --> 00:44:47,776
Butter on it a little tiny bit. She's
1033
00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:50,696
gonna spray that. That fucking. What is that? Butter spray. I't believe it's not
1034
00:44:50,712 --> 00:44:50,992
butter.
1035
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:51,668
>> Freddy: Can't.
1036
00:44:55,488 --> 00:44:58,336
>> Parker: But little spritz. Yep. It says a quarter of a
1037
00:44:58,352 --> 00:45:00,120
second. Honey, that's all you get.
1038
00:45:00,304 --> 00:45:00,994
>> Freddy: That is the.
1039
00:45:01,056 --> 00:45:03,854
>> Parker: That. By the way, in case you didn't know that for all
1040
00:45:03,886 --> 00:45:06,806
those oil sprays, that is the serving size is a quarter of a second
1041
00:45:06,862 --> 00:45:07,498
spray.
1042
00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:09,182
>> Freddy: A quarter of a thing.
1043
00:45:09,230 --> 00:45:12,174
>> Parker: Quarter of a second spray. So if you look at it. Yeah, it'll say
1044
00:45:12,206 --> 00:45:14,776
like, oh, what's, you know, 15 calories, whatever, blah, blah,
1045
00:45:14,792 --> 00:45:17,648
blah. Yeah. One serving is 1/4 of 1
1046
00:45:17,688 --> 00:45:20,588
second spray. I don't know how you can do that.
1047
00:45:21,168 --> 00:45:22,548
>> Freddy: You got be real quick.
1048
00:45:24,008 --> 00:45:25,592
>> Parker: Yeah, Faster. Be quick at that.
1049
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,676
Speaking of, I'm gonna be quicker than aln and I'm gonna
1050
00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:31,356
take my next pick and I'm going
1051
00:45:31,452 --> 00:45:34,304
straight for the heart with some, Here we go.
1052
00:45:34,336 --> 00:45:36,358
Hear me out. Rose con
1053
00:45:36,398 --> 00:45:37,338
gouls.
1054
00:45:38,118 --> 00:45:40,910
>> Freddy: Son of a bitch. I
1055
00:45:40,934 --> 00:45:42,158
have no idea what you say.
1056
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:45,198
>> Parker: That is rice and beans. And it is the backbone
1057
00:45:45,358 --> 00:45:47,750
of every Puerto Rican
1058
00:45:47,774 --> 00:45:50,638
Thanksgiving, is't really? It is.
1059
00:45:50,678 --> 00:45:51,698
And it's the best.
1060
00:45:51,998 --> 00:45:52,758
>> Freddy: I love. Right?
1061
00:45:52,798 --> 00:45:55,694
>> Parker: And I know. So now that I've cut. Is it like your
1062
00:45:55,726 --> 00:45:58,630
heart out, Fred? No. And cut Alan's heart
1063
00:45:58,654 --> 00:45:59,126
out.
1064
00:45:59,262 --> 00:45:59,662
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1065
00:45:59,710 --> 00:46:00,898
>> Parker: This is a good day.
1066
00:46:02,038 --> 00:46:04,408
>> Freddy: Was it. What kind of beans, Rose?
1067
00:46:05,161 --> 00:46:07,810
>> Parker: gondulas. there.
1068
00:46:07,874 --> 00:46:08,678
>> Freddy: Pe beans.
1069
00:46:09,298 --> 00:46:10,238
>> Parker: Pe beans?
1070
00:46:10,658 --> 00:46:12,158
>> Freddy: Yeah. Black pee beans.
1071
00:46:13,338 --> 00:46:14,002
>> Parker: Yeah.
1072
00:46:14,130 --> 00:46:15,146
>> Freddy: No, black op.
1073
00:46:15,282 --> 00:46:18,246
>> Parker: I'm black. Ey peas. But I have a
1074
00:46:18,262 --> 00:46:20,538
feeling how pee bean is.
1075
00:46:21,038 --> 00:46:23,830
It's a little black bean.
1076
00:46:23,974 --> 00:46:24,698
Yeah.
1077
00:46:27,078 --> 00:46:28,058
Like a black
1078
00:46:29,718 --> 00:46:32,493
Delicious. All right, so. Haa.
1079
00:46:32,493 --> 00:46:34,133
Uh-huh.
1080
00:46:34,133 --> 00:46:34,510
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1081
00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:37,350
>> Parker: All right, well, I'm gonna go for. I'm gonna go for the
1082
00:46:37,374 --> 00:46:38,558
whitest thing then.
1083
00:46:38,718 --> 00:46:39,790
>> Freddy: There you go.
1084
00:46:39,974 --> 00:46:40,978
>> Parker: Ice cream.
1085
00:46:46,568 --> 00:46:48,028
Vanilla ice cream.
1086
00:46:49,928 --> 00:46:50,093
>> Freddy: Cream.
1087
00:46:51,338 --> 00:46:53,118
>> Parker: you got me on that one for sure.
1088
00:46:55,018 --> 00:46:57,818
Now, I do have a question going into the. What is now the
1089
00:46:57,938 --> 00:46:59,798
fourth round. We just started the fourth round.
1090
00:47:00,898 --> 00:47:03,730
is this something. Do we have to. Do we have to
1091
00:47:03,754 --> 00:47:06,538
pull stuff from actual Thanksgivings we've experienced, or
1092
00:47:06,618 --> 00:47:09,158
is this also like a wish list?
1093
00:47:10,778 --> 00:47:12,918
>> Freddy: I mean, it's what you want.
1094
00:47:15,138 --> 00:47:17,922
Yeah, this is Thanksgiving. Play what you
1095
00:47:17,970 --> 00:47:20,866
want for Thanksgiving. Like, do you really
1096
00:47:20,922 --> 00:47:23,594
want chili conc.
1097
00:47:23,626 --> 00:47:24,586
Colos or whatever?
1098
00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:25,798
>> Parker: You said chil.
1099
00:47:26,098 --> 00:47:28,290
>> Freddy: Yes, you do. Really?
1100
00:47:28,394 --> 00:47:31,042
>> Parker: No one I know can make those. Oh, if that's the case, then
1101
00:47:31,090 --> 00:47:33,518
tacos, right? Alle
1102
00:47:35,138 --> 00:47:37,938
thangiving. Yeah, whatever you want. All right,
1103
00:47:37,978 --> 00:47:40,874
so Fred, it's on you. So far you've selected deep fried
1104
00:47:40,906 --> 00:47:43,388
turkey dressing and deviled eggs.
1105
00:47:43,578 --> 00:47:45,983
Okay, he's got one AC down in his pocket.
1106
00:47:46,438 --> 00:47:48,378
>> Freddy: him. So
1107
00:47:49,878 --> 00:47:50,822
we try.
1108
00:47:50,950 --> 00:47:52,934
>> Parker: Think of this one that he's hiding and so we can see.
1109
00:47:52,966 --> 00:47:54,830
>> Freddy: This is four, right? This is round four.
1110
00:47:54,934 --> 00:47:56,414
>> Parker: Round number four.
1111
00:47:56,606 --> 00:47:57,818
>> Freddy: I'm gonna take.
1112
00:48:00,638 --> 00:48:03,390
Damn. Allen took Mac and cheese. I really want some Mac and
1113
00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:06,178
chees. I'm gonna take.
1114
00:48:07,678 --> 00:48:09,578
Thought Allean. You took.
1115
00:48:10,118 --> 00:48:12,598
>> Parker: Fuck Allean. Everyone wants that on Thanksgiving.
1116
00:48:12,718 --> 00:48:13,254
Yes.
1117
00:48:13,366 --> 00:48:16,142
>> Freddy: Fuck. I'm going with. I want some barbecue Reibs
1118
00:48:16,190 --> 00:48:17,846
on. Thanks you you part.
1119
00:48:17,902 --> 00:48:20,774
>> Parker: What? I knew I shouldn't
1120
00:48:20,806 --> 00:48:21,858
even ask that Question.
1121
00:48:23,958 --> 00:48:26,338
>> Freddy: Well, why can't I have wild
1122
00:48:27,518 --> 00:48:30,278
got sounds
1123
00:48:30,318 --> 00:48:33,246
great. Delious. Well, yeah. Yeah.
1124
00:48:33,302 --> 00:48:36,270
Ye. You there's you tell me somebody come
1125
00:48:36,294 --> 00:48:38,950
to the house with barb ribs on Thanksgiving. I won't turn
1126
00:48:39,014 --> 00:48:41,058
like, what are you doing?
1127
00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:45,618
Wild card there backrige.
1128
00:48:46,198 --> 00:48:48,982
>> Parker: So for mine, I
1129
00:48:49,030 --> 00:48:51,978
like nice
1130
00:48:52,438 --> 00:48:54,018
Thanksgiving brisket.
1131
00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:55,382
>> Freddy: All right.
1132
00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:58,390
>> Parker: See, that's a good but that's a real Thanksgiving thing.
1133
00:48:58,414 --> 00:48:59,862
You can have that for Thanksgiving.
1134
00:48:59,990 --> 00:49:01,502
>> Freddy: Brt on Thanksgiving.
1135
00:49:01,630 --> 00:49:03,430
>> Parker: I'm gonna make brisket this Thanksgiving just.
1136
00:49:03,454 --> 00:49:05,948
>> Freddy: To what are yet what
1137
00:49:06,928 --> 00:49:07,668
actually?
1138
00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:11,928
>> Parker: Well, I'm making a roast. I'm smoking a roast.
1139
00:49:12,008 --> 00:49:13,304
Yeah, same thing.
1140
00:49:13,376 --> 00:49:15,943
>> Freddy: Y. Y'ah making a, pr. No.
1141
00:49:15,951 --> 00:49:18,847
>> Parker: What? I did make that Thor's hammer and it was disappointing. What
1142
00:49:18,863 --> 00:49:21,499
is that Thor's hammer is like,
1143
00:49:22,399 --> 00:49:25,351
so dumb. I shouldn't have bought this ever. But it's like
1144
00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:28,175
a. It's like a cow's leg bone or whatever with,
1145
00:49:28,207 --> 00:49:31,185
like, the beef shank, like the met the meat
1146
00:49:31,217 --> 00:49:34,193
on the bottom of it so it looks like a hammer. Like you pick it up like aer
1147
00:49:34,321 --> 00:49:37,097
o and like you have I'made like os subuo with
1148
00:49:37,113 --> 00:49:39,871
it. and like, it's like a million things. You have do like an
1149
00:49:39,895 --> 00:49:42,871
hour's worth of prep. Got it all done, cooked it up,
1150
00:49:42,975 --> 00:49:45,935
put on the smoker, did everything else just do shit was not
1151
00:49:46,007 --> 00:49:48,991
where it needed to be. Like, the kids are starving. I'm
1152
00:49:49,015 --> 00:49:51,983
starving. I'm like, I've been working on this all fucking day. I
1153
00:49:51,991 --> 00:49:54,935
was like, I don't care. It says to cook it this long, and it should have cooked like
1154
00:49:54,967 --> 00:49:57,361
two more hours, but that wasn't gonna happen.
1155
00:49:57,545 --> 00:49:57,985
So.
1156
00:49:58,057 --> 00:50:00,865
>> Freddy: Ye. Yeah, you always got to start it earlier, man.
1157
00:50:00,937 --> 00:50:03,809
Like, learned less. I've learned
1158
00:50:03,849 --> 00:50:06,471
that less. give yourself at least two
1159
00:50:06,535 --> 00:50:07,239
extra hours.
1160
00:50:07,319 --> 00:50:09,807
>> Parker: Two exactly. At least. And then that'll be an hour
1161
00:50:09,863 --> 00:50:10,463
early.
1162
00:50:10,631 --> 00:50:11,295
>> Freddy: Right.
1163
00:50:11,447 --> 00:50:12,383
>> Parker: And you'll be like, well, now I.
1164
00:50:12,391 --> 00:50:14,447
>> Freddy: Have to figure out to it rest. Got it.
1165
00:50:14,463 --> 00:50:15,143
>> Parker: Rest. True.
1166
00:50:15,231 --> 00:50:17,823
>> Freddy: At least let it rest for hour's true, Alan.
1167
00:50:17,991 --> 00:50:20,919
>> Parker: All right, Alan, we're going into round five. There's only two
1168
00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:23,729
rounds remaining. and Alan has
1169
00:50:24,149 --> 00:50:27,138
ha got Mac and cheese, mashed potatoes
1170
00:50:27,210 --> 00:50:28,342
and ice cream.
1171
00:50:28,802 --> 00:50:29,258
>> Freddy: Yep.
1172
00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:31,655
>> Parker: And my wild card is going toa be, a box of, Popeyes
1173
00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:32,395
chicken.
1174
00:50:34,575 --> 00:50:37,167
Hell yeah. Hey, I'm not against that.
1175
00:50:37,351 --> 00:50:40,039
>> Freddy: I show up your house in a box and Popey chicking younn kick me
1176
00:50:40,047 --> 00:50:41,955
out, Pop.
1177
00:50:42,735 --> 00:50:45,663
No, I would not kick you out, but you better come a more than
1178
00:50:45,679 --> 00:50:48,463
a box because we got more. We're gonna need a couple that's only
1179
00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:50,989
like 12p. Okay.
1180
00:50:51,117 --> 00:50:53,545
>> Parker: And you already ate the biscuits all the way, so.
1181
00:50:55,485 --> 00:50:58,157
Well, there was actually two boxes, but I ate one out the
1182
00:50:58,181 --> 00:50:58,745
way.
1183
00:51:01,165 --> 00:51:02,065
>> Freddy: Okay,
1184
00:51:03,725 --> 00:51:05,069
friend. I got what?
1185
00:51:05,117 --> 00:51:07,493
>> Parker: I got one. I saw the light turn on in his eyes.
1186
00:51:07,629 --> 00:51:10,221
>> Freddy: He did. Didn't you? Yeah. It popped. It
1187
00:51:10,253 --> 00:51:12,733
popped. And this is a specialty
1188
00:51:12,789 --> 00:51:14,225
item because
1189
00:51:15,505 --> 00:51:17,325
she didn't leave a recipe,
1190
00:51:17,905 --> 00:51:20,793
but I'm gonna
1191
00:51:20,809 --> 00:51:23,129
take my aunt Roberta's potato
1192
00:51:23,177 --> 00:51:23,925
salad.
1193
00:51:24,385 --> 00:51:26,609
>> Parker: Potato salad? Yeah.
1194
00:51:26,697 --> 00:51:28,177
>> Freddy: No, not just potato salad.
1195
00:51:28,201 --> 00:51:30,805
>> Parker: Well, I mean, yeah, well, you can take all the potato salad.
1196
00:51:31,465 --> 00:51:32,485
>> Freddy: Potato.
1197
00:51:34,665 --> 00:51:35,120
Yeahome.
1198
00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:39,375
>> Parker: after Saul said and done, you guys find a book and she's like, I bought it at
1199
00:51:39,415 --> 00:51:40,515
BO yeah.
1200
00:51:45,295 --> 00:51:47,555
>> Freddy: You can't fight it because there's no more BYOs
1201
00:51:48,335 --> 00:51:49,951
there. The whole time.
1202
00:51:50,063 --> 00:51:51,555
>> Parker: I got it in sky city.
1203
00:51:53,135 --> 00:51:54,195
>> Freddy: Skott city.
1204
00:51:55,975 --> 00:51:58,943
>> Parker: Sky city, select city. Scott.
1205
00:51:58,999 --> 00:51:59,875
>> Freddy: Sky city.
1206
00:52:00,455 --> 00:52:01,235
>> Parker: Yeah.
1207
00:52:01,735 --> 00:52:04,663
All right, so let's see. It's on min. It's my turn now. And let me
1208
00:52:04,679 --> 00:52:07,647
think. What I would love nothing more than to
1209
00:52:07,671 --> 00:52:10,657
have and it's going to be something. It's gonn probably
1210
00:52:10,681 --> 00:52:13,505
be sitting out there now. I can't.
1211
00:52:13,585 --> 00:52:16,057
I don't know. Let me think. What
1212
00:52:16,121 --> 00:52:19,097
about ladies and gentlemen? See, already you took dressing. See,
1213
00:52:19,121 --> 00:52:22,033
that's the problem is all this. The thing about Thanksgiving
1214
00:52:22,129 --> 00:52:24,645
is all of the things in harmony together,
1215
00:52:25,025 --> 00:52:27,937
right? And they. They do is we should all
1216
00:52:27,961 --> 00:52:30,713
get together and try. We do our draft and
1217
00:52:30,809 --> 00:52:33,305
do Thanksgiving together, and then we'll have all this
1218
00:52:33,465 --> 00:52:36,050
friends make. everybody has. Alan, you have to make
1219
00:52:36,980 --> 00:52:39,044
ice cream. Yeah, that's fine.
1220
00:52:39,092 --> 00:52:40,244
>> Freddy: I can make ice cream.
1221
00:52:40,412 --> 00:52:42,868
>> Parker: Well, we can't do it because Fred can't make aunt Roberta's
1222
00:52:42,884 --> 00:52:43,720
potatoes.
1223
00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:45,692
>> Freddy: I'll try.
1224
00:52:45,836 --> 00:52:46,840
>> Parker: He can try.
1225
00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:49,480
>> Freddy: I'll go, too.
1226
00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:53,284
Popeyes.
1227
00:52:53,412 --> 00:52:54,052
>> Parker: The same.
1228
00:52:54,156 --> 00:52:55,600
>> Freddy: Right around the corner.
1229
00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:58,084
>> Parker: Right around the corner. We can do that, you know.
1230
00:52:58,132 --> 00:52:58,920
>> Freddy: O yeah.
1231
00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:02,928
>> Parker: All right, so for mine,
1232
00:53:03,024 --> 00:53:05,860
I'm gonna take yams.
1233
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,340
Yams, candy, jams.
1234
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,216
Technically aside.
1235
00:53:11,408 --> 00:53:12,752
>> Freddy: Yeah, candy yam.
1236
00:53:12,896 --> 00:53:14,540
>> Parker: Barely, but technically aside.
1237
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,136
All right. Allean, we're in the last round, ladies and gentlemen.
1238
00:53:18,248 --> 00:53:21,088
I'm going to do a dessert. I'm. Hold on. The last round.
1239
00:53:21,224 --> 00:53:22,552
>> Freddy: This is the last round.
1240
00:53:22,696 --> 00:53:25,472
>> Parker: Is the last round. Six round. So don't
1241
00:53:25,496 --> 00:53:28,446
forget Alan, as always, every year the
1242
00:53:28,478 --> 00:53:30,990
last round is sponsored by our friends from
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00:53:31,030 --> 00:53:33,050
Juergens. Hey, Fred.
1244
00:53:33,590 --> 00:53:36,558
Pumpkin time is right around the corner, Fred. And
1245
00:53:36,574 --> 00:53:39,302
you know what is there's nothing better for
1246
00:53:39,326 --> 00:53:42,176
your needs, especially when Thanksgiving is, on the
1247
00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:45,088
horizon. Then straight from
1248
00:53:45,104 --> 00:53:47,944
our friends again at Jergkins pumpkin
1249
00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:49,220
spice tomatoes.
1250
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,844
Fred, have you ever wished
1251
00:53:53,032 --> 00:53:55,916
your. Your spaghetti sauce was
1252
00:53:55,948 --> 00:53:58,840
just a little more pumpkin flavor?
1253
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:02,412
Pumpkin and cinnamon flavored Ever? Have I
1254
00:54:02,476 --> 00:54:05,116
ever have you ever had pumpkin spice, salsa
1255
00:54:05,148 --> 00:54:05,796
bread?
1256
00:54:05,988 --> 00:54:06,720
>> Freddy: No.
1257
00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:11,732
From New York City.
1258
00:54:11,836 --> 00:54:14,836
>> Parker: Hey, what is this? Where is this? Ah. Is this
1259
00:54:14,868 --> 00:54:17,440
salsa from Starbucks? Get a rope.
1260
00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:21,018
Yeah, get a rope. All right, well,
1261
00:54:21,074 --> 00:54:23,922
here we go. That was a great intro to the fourth round. We've
1262
00:54:23,946 --> 00:54:26,642
already threatened to kill each other. The sixth round, Alan,
1263
00:54:26,786 --> 00:54:29,202
with your last pick. He's Ted. He's taking it.
1264
00:54:29,226 --> 00:54:32,187
Dessert. Let's see. Yeah, I'm taking'm taking
1265
00:54:32,243 --> 00:54:35,011
flond. Fun. Fun's a big
1266
00:54:35,035 --> 00:54:35,579
one.
1267
00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:36,795
>> Freddy: What's bl.
1268
00:54:36,987 --> 00:54:39,675
>> Parker: Flond is a custard. Yeah,
1269
00:54:39,707 --> 00:54:41,859
it's almost like. It's, like half cheesecake,
1270
00:54:42,019 --> 00:54:44,737
half custard. Yeah, it's, it's
1271
00:54:44,753 --> 00:54:47,625
delicious. It's got caramel, like, sauce with it. It's really
1272
00:54:47,657 --> 00:54:50,533
good. Imagine something really good.
1273
00:54:50,661 --> 00:54:53,125
I can hear Shaya now. Man, you should have taken
1274
00:54:53,197 --> 00:54:53,849
flying.
1275
00:54:56,709 --> 00:54:59,549
I went. I shot
1276
00:54:59,589 --> 00:55:02,347
my wad too early on my, pumpin m pie call,
1277
00:55:02,523 --> 00:55:05,307
so. All right, Alan or Fred, your last pick
1278
00:55:05,363 --> 00:55:08,259
so far, you've got dressing. Deep fried turkey,
1279
00:55:08,379 --> 00:55:11,039
deviled eggs, barbecue ribs,
1280
00:55:11,379 --> 00:55:13,223
and Roberta's potato salad.
1281
00:55:13,331 --> 00:55:16,014
>> Freddy: Yes, sir. Okay, so, Matt,
1282
00:55:16,954 --> 00:55:19,682
you. You took. Yeah, Matt, you took
1283
00:55:19,738 --> 00:55:21,082
dressing. I'a gravy, right?
1284
00:55:21,138 --> 00:55:21,866
>> Parker: Yeah, I took gravy.
1285
00:55:21,890 --> 00:55:24,490
>> Freddy: Yes. I just want to know, can I borrow a little
1286
00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:25,002
bit?
1287
00:55:25,138 --> 00:55:27,054
>> Parker: Yes. For you, I will.
1288
00:55:27,434 --> 00:55:28,106
>> Freddy: Okay.
1289
00:55:28,210 --> 00:55:31,074
>> Parker: And I didn't specify if it was
1290
00:55:31,114 --> 00:55:32,906
brown gravy or giblet gravy.
1291
00:55:33,010 --> 00:55:35,026
>> Freddy: Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1292
00:55:35,170 --> 00:55:37,490
>> Parker: That's also something that I realize now I should have
1293
00:55:37,522 --> 00:55:38,254
specified.
1294
00:55:38,744 --> 00:55:39,512
>> Freddy: Right.
1295
00:55:39,688 --> 00:55:42,640
>> Parker: I would take brown gravy personally. Although gible gravy is delicious
1296
00:55:42,672 --> 00:55:43,032
as well.
1297
00:55:43,088 --> 00:55:45,680
>> Freddy: I love giblet gravy. I got to have giblet
1298
00:55:45,712 --> 00:55:46,240
gravy.
1299
00:55:46,352 --> 00:55:49,072
>> Parker: But see, that works better on dressing, honestly, than
1300
00:55:49,088 --> 00:55:49,684
brown.
1301
00:55:50,384 --> 00:55:52,648
>> Freddy: Right. Could you put giblely on everything?
1302
00:55:52,816 --> 00:55:55,808
But for my last one, I will also be taking
1303
00:55:55,896 --> 00:55:58,684
a dessert, and I'm gonna take a classic.
1304
00:55:59,344 --> 00:56:00,368
I want to peek and
1305
00:56:00,416 --> 00:56:02,589
pieire.
1306
00:56:03,439 --> 00:56:04,607
>> Parker: I learned fre.
1307
00:56:04,663 --> 00:56:06,139
>> Freddy: You see, Jim Cary do that.
1308
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:13,671
>> Parker: Fred, I learned something about pecan or pecan pie, whatever, when you
1309
00:56:13,695 --> 00:56:16,671
want to call it just recently, because I was looking up
1310
00:56:16,695 --> 00:56:19,671
how to make one, because I've never made one in my life, and I was
1311
00:56:19,695 --> 00:56:21,859
like, I don't even know how you make this, like,
1312
00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:24,951
sludge that. That
1313
00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:27,551
conso. Yeah, the
1314
00:56:27,575 --> 00:56:29,999
goo. Well, it turns out
1315
00:56:30,699 --> 00:56:33,115
that that actually is not how
1316
00:56:33,227 --> 00:56:36,203
traditional pecan pie is made. The goo
1317
00:56:36,251 --> 00:56:39,079
version of it is, like,
1318
00:56:39,379 --> 00:56:42,299
basically, it never had, like, corn syrup or anything in it
1319
00:56:42,339 --> 00:56:42,659
before.
1320
00:56:42,739 --> 00:56:43,283
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1321
00:56:43,411 --> 00:56:46,331
>> Parker: And then I think during the war, they said that they, like, were running low,
1322
00:56:46,355 --> 00:56:49,315
and so they had to, like, Work something out. And so they made this
1323
00:56:49,347 --> 00:56:52,339
version of it. So I was gonna make like actual pecan pie
1324
00:56:52,499 --> 00:56:54,699
and see if it's better because I don't really.
1325
00:56:54,859 --> 00:56:57,817
>> Freddy: What is it? So what is the pe. What
1326
00:56:57,833 --> 00:57:00,761
is the pean pie like? Because I only
1327
00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:02,029
know the goo version.
1328
00:57:03,164 --> 00:57:05,911
>> Parker: let me. I'm gonna tell you right now. So.
1329
00:57:05,975 --> 00:57:08,903
Oh, bad for time while I search. So I mean
1330
00:57:08,951 --> 00:57:10,615
search my mind cuz.
1331
00:57:10,647 --> 00:57:13,279
>> Freddy: I know like apple pie,
1332
00:57:14,019 --> 00:57:16,571
it kind of has like a goo in it too.
1333
00:57:16,755 --> 00:57:17,219
>> Parker: Right?
1334
00:57:17,299 --> 00:57:19,763
>> Freddy: That's from like you know, flower
1335
00:57:19,931 --> 00:57:22,409
and sugar and
1336
00:57:23,094 --> 00:57:25,559
>> Parker: Right. So the traditional.
1337
00:57:26,979 --> 00:57:29,959
So the traditional pie and flavor wise
1338
00:57:30,899 --> 00:57:33,339
modern pecan pies include more
1339
00:57:33,379 --> 00:57:36,211
like butterscotch, maple chocolate, pumpkin,
1340
00:57:36,235 --> 00:57:38,731
bourbon, caramel, cinnamon, whatever bullshit flavors
1341
00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:41,715
sound delicious. Terrible. So
1342
00:57:41,787 --> 00:57:43,879
but now the differ. The main difference is
1343
00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:47,299
that the original pumpkin pies did not
1344
00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:49,279
use any kind of corn syrup,
1345
00:57:49,729 --> 00:57:52,709
pecan or. I'm sorry, what? I say pecan.
1346
00:57:53,129 --> 00:57:53,609
>> Freddy: Pumpkin.
1347
00:57:53,649 --> 00:57:55,281
>> Parker: You said pumpkin. Pumpkin.
1348
00:57:55,345 --> 00:57:55,865
>> Freddy: Sorry.
1349
00:57:55,977 --> 00:57:57,709
>> Parker: The original pecan pies
1350
00:57:58,369 --> 00:58:01,063
used less sweet. They were much less
1351
00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:03,639
sweet. So they used like more like just sugar.
1352
00:58:03,679 --> 00:58:04,539
Molasses.
1353
00:58:06,519 --> 00:58:08,263
Yeah, the new ones. You.
1354
00:58:08,311 --> 00:58:11,215
>> Freddy: You know what? That's the hardest thing to find in a grocery
1355
00:58:11,247 --> 00:58:11,727
store.
1356
00:58:11,863 --> 00:58:12,775
>> Parker: Molasses.
1357
00:58:12,927 --> 00:58:15,379
>> Freddy: Grandma'molasses. Molasses.
1358
00:58:15,624 --> 00:58:16,484
M.
1359
00:58:20,199 --> 00:58:23,159
That's the hardest thing to find in a grocery
1360
00:58:23,199 --> 00:58:23,567
store.
1361
00:58:23,663 --> 00:58:24,015
>> Parker: Okay.
1362
00:58:24,047 --> 00:58:26,527
>> Freddy: Went up to. I want more asses. Yeah.
1363
00:58:26,663 --> 00:58:29,551
Like I had to ask the dude and he didn't
1364
00:58:29,575 --> 00:58:31,975
know. Like he's like I want more
1365
00:58:32,007 --> 00:58:34,999
asses. That sounds like it would be with the syrups
1366
00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:38,137
and like, like you know, the simple syrups and yaheah.
1367
00:58:38,169 --> 00:58:39,121
Corn syrup or whatever.
1368
00:58:39,201 --> 00:58:39,929
>> Parker: Sugars.
1369
00:58:40,105 --> 00:58:42,869
>> Freddy: Yeah. But it wasn't there. Like I
1370
00:58:42,885 --> 00:58:45,629
think, I think they put it in the like the
1371
00:58:45,685 --> 00:58:48,501
Mexican foods or something like that. I don't even know why I was
1372
00:58:48,541 --> 00:58:48,933
there.
1373
00:58:49,037 --> 00:58:51,733
>> Parker: Like see, they ruin it.
1374
00:58:51,757 --> 00:58:54,589
>> Freddy: It was crazy. Yeah, they. And they only had like two of
1375
00:58:54,605 --> 00:58:55,493
them because like.
1376
00:58:55,557 --> 00:58:56,533
>> Parker: And you need it.
1377
00:58:56,677 --> 00:58:59,205
>> Freddy: People just don't use it like they used to though,
1378
00:58:59,253 --> 00:59:02,173
right? Ye mean? Like I
1379
00:59:02,197 --> 00:59:04,901
remember when I was coming up, that would be
1380
00:59:04,941 --> 00:59:06,853
dinner. Like
1381
00:59:06,917 --> 00:59:09,387
businesses. Biscuits and
1382
00:59:09,419 --> 00:59:10,059
molasses.
1383
00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:12,395
>> Parker: Oh yeah, yeah, honey, yeah.
1384
00:59:12,443 --> 00:59:15,395
>> Freddy: Yeah, that would be dinner. What's for dinner, grandma?
1385
00:59:15,523 --> 00:59:17,299
Biscuits and molassese.
1386
00:59:17,395 --> 00:59:20,363
>> Parker: All right, so
1387
00:59:20,427 --> 00:59:23,355
Fred takes peek and't have no.
1388
00:59:23,483 --> 00:59:24,843
Didn'no.
1389
00:59:24,907 --> 00:59:27,723
>> Freddy: Yeah, of course. Mean I started to
1390
00:59:27,747 --> 00:59:29,139
take collard greens, but like.
1391
00:59:29,195 --> 00:59:30,991
>> Parker: Yeah, I actually had collard greens.
1392
00:59:31,486 --> 00:59:33,265
>> Freddy: I'm still going to eat collard greens.
1393
00:59:33,433 --> 00:59:36,273
>> Parker: Well, you know, that's the great thing about this. What's great about this
1394
00:59:36,297 --> 00:59:39,289
Fred, is all the free agents, everything that's for
1395
00:59:39,305 --> 00:59:40,679
a free Agents at the end.
1396
00:59:40,815 --> 00:59:41,743
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
1397
00:59:41,847 --> 00:59:43,486
>> Parker: Free game for anybody and everybody.
1398
00:59:43,486 --> 00:59:46,441
>> Freddy: so I've gotess. I'm gonn drop it.
1399
00:59:46,481 --> 00:59:48,313
And then pick the collar.
1400
00:59:48,337 --> 00:59:51,241
>> Parker: Gru is a Christmas and how Queens
1401
00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:53,941
New Year'collard green time for.
1402
00:59:54,241 --> 00:59:56,941
>> Freddy: Yeah. Collard greens black Ey peas Y
1403
00:59:57,881 --> 00:59:58,937
way to do it.
1404
00:59:59,089 --> 01:00:01,521
>> Parker: So so far I've got gravy,
1405
01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:02,785
pumpkin pie.
1406
01:00:02,953 --> 01:00:03,003
>> Freddy: ARR.
1407
01:00:03,003 --> 01:00:04,439
>> Parker: ro con go doas
1408
01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:07,735
brisket and candy hams.
1409
01:00:07,927 --> 01:00:10,139
Yeah. Which leaves me
1410
01:00:11,519 --> 01:00:14,184
with one thing left to pick. What do you. Hm.
1411
01:00:14,999 --> 01:00:16,299
>> Freddy: Hawaiian rols.
1412
01:00:17,039 --> 01:00:19,751
>> Parker: I thought about rolels. Truly did I
1413
01:00:19,775 --> 01:00:22,647
really. I feel
1414
01:00:22,663 --> 01:00:25,247
like that's not that the whiteness in him.
1415
01:00:25,303 --> 01:00:28,007
Right. I need something
1416
01:00:28,143 --> 01:00:31,095
do it. Bring all this together.
1417
01:00:31,207 --> 01:00:33,459
Take the wife. Yeah.
1418
01:00:34,279 --> 01:00:37,255
What's going toa bring together? Gravy, rice
1419
01:00:37,287 --> 01:00:39,599
and beans, frisket and yams.
1420
01:00:41,769 --> 01:00:44,673
Say okay.
1421
01:00:44,721 --> 01:00:46,993
Watch. Listen back for that one. Listen back. Kids.
1422
01:00:47,041 --> 01:00:49,945
Rewind. He's right. Oh,
1423
01:00:49,977 --> 01:00:52,793
I think I know what he's right. Man
1424
01:00:52,841 --> 01:00:55,051
glitter. Let's seeeah.
1425
01:00:55,075 --> 01:00:56,599
>> Freddy: They eat it sideways.
1426
01:01:01,569 --> 01:01:04,273
>> Parker: Just so we don't get. So we don't lose our sponsorship.
1427
01:01:04,401 --> 01:01:07,081
Fred was miming when I'm gonna take. We just corn on the
1428
01:01:07,105 --> 01:01:07,669
cob
1429
01:01:12,529 --> 01:01:14,273
pon on the come it is you take.
1430
01:01:14,321 --> 01:01:16,589
>> Freddy: One of those big old black cobs.
1431
01:01:18,089 --> 01:01:20,829
>> Parker: Likeparagus. That'right.
1432
01:01:23,659 --> 01:01:26,491
so there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Feel free to
1433
01:01:26,515 --> 01:01:29,279
vote on any of our social media
1434
01:01:30,019 --> 01:01:32,531
and tell us who you think wins between
1435
01:01:32,595 --> 01:01:35,187
Fred, whose ideal
1436
01:01:35,243 --> 01:01:38,139
meal ish is deep fried
1437
01:01:38,179 --> 01:01:40,731
turkey barbecue ribs, deviled
1438
01:01:40,755 --> 01:01:43,555
eggs dressing and Roberta's potato
1439
01:01:43,587 --> 01:01:45,719
salad and Pe Camp pie.
1440
01:01:46,539 --> 01:01:49,215
And then Allen's is ham, Mac and
1441
01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:52,127
cheese, mashed potatoes, an entire box of
1442
01:01:52,143 --> 01:01:54,919
Popeyes Chicken Blonde and ice
1443
01:01:54,959 --> 01:01:57,459
cream. Del?
1444
01:01:57,799 --> 01:02:00,535
Yeah. I'm not. I'm not hating any these. I hate mine probably
1445
01:02:00,567 --> 01:02:03,295
most. And of course mine, which is brisket,
1446
01:02:03,407 --> 01:02:05,911
corn on the cob, rice and beans,
1447
01:02:06,055 --> 01:02:08,775
gravy, candied yams and pumpkin
1448
01:02:08,807 --> 01:02:09,379
pie.
1449
01:02:10,479 --> 01:02:12,739
>> Freddy: I'll trade you your brisket
1450
01:02:13,339 --> 01:02:14,639
for my ribs.
1451
01:02:15,539 --> 01:02:18,539
>> Parker: No, no. Too
1452
01:02:18,579 --> 01:02:21,235
important. I needed. I needed anchor to this team
1453
01:02:21,307 --> 01:02:23,979
and risk it is that I'll trade you.
1454
01:02:24,099 --> 01:02:25,984
I'll trade you by macaroni for.
1455
01:02:26,008 --> 01:02:27,372
>> Freddy: The ro and goulas.
1456
01:02:29,072 --> 01:02:29,207
W.
1457
01:02:29,157 --> 01:02:31,569
>> Parker: I took thatuz. I knew I could get something from him.
1458
01:02:36,229 --> 01:02:38,529
>> Freddy: You gott Whiteshoes.
1459
01:02:40,709 --> 01:02:43,709
Just somebody wants your dry potato.
1460
01:02:43,829 --> 01:02:46,649
>> Parker: I just y.
1461
01:02:46,989 --> 01:02:49,329
I knew. I knew he could. I knew I could get him.
1462
01:02:50,149 --> 01:02:53,045
Sometimes you take a pick so your enemy can't get that pick.
1463
01:02:53,197 --> 01:02:53,889
>> Freddy: Right?
1464
01:02:54,869 --> 01:02:57,861
>> Parker: There you go. So now feel free to
1465
01:02:57,885 --> 01:03:00,821
vote. Remember, Alan no longer has mashed potato or Mac
1466
01:03:00,845 --> 01:03:03,569
and cheese. Yes. He now has a roast con
1467
01:03:03,909 --> 01:03:06,821
Yes. I have Mac and cheese to go with my brisket, which is
1468
01:03:06,845 --> 01:03:09,079
a combination made in he.
1469
01:03:09,779 --> 01:03:12,283
>> Freddy: Such a good language. Such a
1470
01:03:12,291 --> 01:03:14,763
good language. Spanish
1471
01:03:14,891 --> 01:03:15,339
oes.
1472
01:03:15,379 --> 01:03:17,379
>> Parker: I'm so good at speaking Rice and beans.
1473
01:03:17,499 --> 01:03:19,759
>> Freddy: Rice and beansqu.
1474
01:03:23,219 --> 01:03:26,219
>> Parker: And then we have the. The Puerto Rican ham, which is peil.
1475
01:03:26,339 --> 01:03:28,759
Which I go together.
1476
01:03:33,859 --> 01:03:34,639
Yeah,
1477
01:03:36,499 --> 01:03:37,279
yeah.
1478
01:03:39,539 --> 01:03:41,491
It's like they're scissoring each other. That's
1479
01:03:41,515 --> 01:03:44,187
rightiss all the way to. All the
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way. So there you go. Ladies and gentlemen, we hope that you
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have enjoyed our Thanksgiving.
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Draft went on longer than we thought, but it's
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01:03:52,630 --> 01:03:55,526
been well worth it. We've realized that we're all
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hungry.
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01:03:57,534 --> 01:03:59,616
>> Freddy: But I'm on a diet and Fred.
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01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,264
>> Parker: It cannot eat food anymore. What is your diet?
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01:04:02,344 --> 01:04:05,248
So what is your diet consisting.
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01:04:05,336 --> 01:04:07,724
Is it. Are you going on. Does it have a name?
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01:04:08,184 --> 01:04:08,880
>> Freddy: No.
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01:04:09,032 --> 01:04:11,752
>> Parker: Okay, so it's not like keto or
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01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:12,448
paleo.
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01:04:12,536 --> 01:04:15,388
>> Freddy: No, like, For the last two days
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01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:18,044
we've been eating like, salads with
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01:04:18,084 --> 01:04:20,933
this, lemon vitaigrtte dressing
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01:04:21,273 --> 01:04:23,953
she made. It was okay. And it
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01:04:23,953 --> 01:04:25,633
was, We had salm.
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01:04:27,013 --> 01:04:29,935
Had salmon last night. no, the first night it was just spina
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01:04:29,959 --> 01:04:32,605
it salad with like, I
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01:04:32,629 --> 01:04:34,933
had parmesan cheese
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01:04:35,093 --> 01:04:36,873
and red onions.
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01:04:37,338 --> 01:04:39,250
>> Parker: the last time a food podc.
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01:04:39,354 --> 01:04:42,140
>> Freddy: I don't think. I don't think we had any meat. tonight
1503
01:04:42,204 --> 01:04:45,097
we had, meless. Monday we had. We
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01:04:45,129 --> 01:04:48,039
had a baked chicken with
1505
01:04:48,215 --> 01:04:50,091
co. Cous and
1506
01:04:51,911 --> 01:04:54,863
like, grill. What
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01:04:55,007 --> 01:04:56,011
about like.
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01:05:01,151 --> 01:05:01,891
>> Parker: Never.
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01:05:04,951 --> 01:05:07,079
>> Freddy: Healthy. At least make it right.
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01:05:07,095 --> 01:05:10,031
>> Parker: You got to make it good. You make good. You were like,
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01:05:10,071 --> 01:05:11,167
I gotta go on a diet.
1512
01:05:11,239 --> 01:05:13,311
>> Freddy: So I'm thinking, you know,
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01:05:14,171 --> 01:05:15,115
little pieces.
1514
01:05:15,163 --> 01:05:16,671
>> Parker: Of, you know, whatever.
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01:05:18,691 --> 01:05:20,963
>> Freddy: It's just, you know, changing a
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01:05:20,987 --> 01:05:23,779
modification way you eat. Yeah, like,
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01:05:23,915 --> 01:05:26,843
right. We've decided, like, we're not
1518
01:05:26,867 --> 01:05:29,723
gonna eat like for lunches. We're not gonna
1519
01:05:29,747 --> 01:05:32,131
eat. I boile like 30 fucking
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01:05:32,171 --> 01:05:35,067
eggs. So like. And I'll take two eggs
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01:05:35,179 --> 01:05:37,963
with me for like lunch. And
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01:05:37,987 --> 01:05:39,311
then I.
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01:05:40,611 --> 01:05:43,539
>> Parker: And then what I do is I stop at McDonald's, I put the eggs, all the
1524
01:05:43,555 --> 01:05:44,311
Big Mac.
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01:05:46,191 --> 01:05:49,122
>> Freddy: And then she. She'll do like, a, yogurt parfait
1526
01:05:49,178 --> 01:05:50,374
for like breakfast.
1527
01:05:51,194 --> 01:05:51,934
>> Parker: Like.
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01:05:52,674 --> 01:05:55,610
>> Freddy: Yeah, it was like the one we had Monday was
1529
01:05:55,642 --> 01:05:58,458
like granola, the yogurt, blueberries
1530
01:05:58,506 --> 01:05:59,538
and walnuts.
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01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:01,674
>> Parker: That sounds so much better than steak and eggs.
1532
01:06:01,794 --> 01:06:04,738
>> Freddy: And it was really good. I liked it. The second day
1533
01:06:04,786 --> 01:06:06,770
she did like an Almond Joy one.
1534
01:06:06,882 --> 01:06:09,146
Whereol.
1535
01:06:09,210 --> 01:06:10,048
>> Parker: Yeah, sure.
1536
01:06:10,226 --> 01:06:13,148
>> Freddy: Fuck. Hate dark chocolate. Like, it's the.
1537
01:06:13,276 --> 01:06:14,464
I had to like,
1538
01:06:15,804 --> 01:06:18,428
suck. Suck the yogurt off the
1539
01:06:18,476 --> 01:06:21,196
chocolate and spit that out because I ate D
1540
01:06:21,260 --> 01:06:23,104
yeah, sp out.
1541
01:06:26,084 --> 01:06:29,020
>> Parker: Well, that's one way to do it. I also thought the option was
1542
01:06:29,092 --> 01:06:32,020
she would feed you foods that you liked and while doing so,
1543
01:06:32,052 --> 01:06:34,464
while you ate them, she would kick you in the nuts repeatedly.
1544
01:06:35,204 --> 01:06:38,012
So then you're like, I don't want this Philly cheese.
1545
01:06:38,068 --> 01:06:40,424
>> Freddy: It's like, yeah, Pavlon's dogs.
1546
01:06:41,204 --> 01:06:44,090
>> Parker: You're like, oh, my nuts. Oh, no, I don't want no
1547
01:06:44,122 --> 01:06:44,730
flaw for me,
1548
01:06:44,762 --> 01:06:47,746
thanksy. She just looks
1549
01:06:47,770 --> 01:06:50,414
at you like o no. Exactly.
1550
01:06:50,714 --> 01:06:53,682
That's the most popular part of our show. So, ladies
1551
01:06:53,698 --> 01:06:56,658
and gentlemen, thank you so much. Of course, I'll give you a
1552
01:06:56,666 --> 01:06:59,540
little preview of what's coming up. they don't know this yet, but
1553
01:06:59,572 --> 01:07:02,468
in two weeks we have a guest on,
1554
01:07:02,556 --> 01:07:05,284
I don't know, some guy from music or something.
1555
01:07:05,364 --> 01:07:08,035
Al probably loves them also. So
1556
01:07:08,219 --> 01:07:11,003
we'renna have a year in review show and we're going to have
1557
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:13,303
our annual first annual
1558
01:07:14,683 --> 01:07:17,343
accounts is still his annual even as it'first annual
1559
01:07:17,883 --> 01:07:19,863
airing of the grievance show.
1560
01:07:21,483 --> 01:07:23,435
The airing of the grievances. So send in your
1561
01:07:23,459 --> 01:07:26,411
grievancesvances if you got them. you send them mess.
1562
01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:28,731
Yeah, we'll get you
1563
01:07:29,231 --> 01:07:29,971
right.
1564
01:07:30,551 --> 01:07:32,651
All right. Ladies and gentlemen,
1565
01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:36,707
we might be an award winning pown. Yes. I still don't know.
1566
01:07:36,859 --> 01:07:37,683
>> Freddy: We still don't know.
1567
01:07:37,707 --> 01:07:38,875
>> Parker: Thatit don't know.
1568
01:07:39,003 --> 01:07:39,483
>> Freddy: Get.
1569
01:07:39,587 --> 01:07:42,107
>> Parker: I'll never know. I'll never know. They'll never tell me.
1570
01:07:42,219 --> 01:07:43,711
>> Freddy: There's still counting votes.
1571
01:07:45,171 --> 01:07:47,271
>> Parker: I told you I was goodn demand a recount
1572
01:07:50,651 --> 01:07:52,231
that tells you they're cheating.
1573
01:07:54,211 --> 01:07:55,071
>> Freddy: Cheating.
1574
01:07:55,771 --> 01:07:57,811
>> Parker: Whoever does it is cheating man
1575
01:07:57,971 --> 01:08:00,526
telling. We'll find out. Well,
1576
01:08:00,574 --> 01:08:03,510
eventually, I guess. I
1577
01:08:03,526 --> 01:08:06,062
don't know. But until
1578
01:08:06,102 --> 01:08:08,334
then, we're an award nominated
1579
01:08:08,438 --> 01:08:09,318
podcast.
1580
01:08:09,470 --> 01:08:11,574
>> Freddy: There you go. That's better than nothing.
1581
01:08:11,718 --> 01:08:14,366
>> Parker: That has be better than nothing. We'll take it. Ladies and
1582
01:08:14,374 --> 01:08:16,934
gentlemen, it's been a pleasure speaking to you this
1583
01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:19,798
evening. This thus concludes the Black Lincoln
1584
01:08:19,830 --> 01:08:22,802
collective food podcast for another year.
1585
01:08:23,382 --> 01:08:25,901
Enjoy Thanksgiving. fuck the pilgrims
1586
01:08:26,021 --> 01:08:27,521
audios, motherfuckers.
1587
01:08:32,941 --> 01:08:35,837
We are laughing and we are
1588
01:08:35,869 --> 01:08:38,533
very good friends. Good buddy.
1589
01:08:38,597 --> 01:08:40,281
Sharing a special moment.
1590
01:08:56,082 --> 01:08:58,986
>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man. This's game
1591
01:08:59,074 --> 01:08:59,702
over.
1592
01:09:00,282 --> 01:09:03,178
>> Parker: Just hang Lou blood. She gonna catch up on the reboot
1593
01:09:03,210 --> 01:09:04,102
out the met.
1594
01:09:09,602 --> 01:09:11,022
>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
1595
01:09:12,042 --> 01:09:13,862
What it.
1596
01:09:15,142 --> 01:09:17,022
Well, that's all folks.
1597
01:09:17,182 --> 01:09:19,454
>> Parker: Asa vista baby
1598
01:09:19,598 --> 01:09:20,642
Godamn.
1599
01:09:23,142 --> 01:09:25,838
Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway, as you
1600
01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:28,502
know, I'm a man of special needs.
1601
01:09:28,622 --> 01:09:31,534
Surely you can't be serious. I am serious. And
1602
01:09:31,558 --> 01:09:32,302
don't call me Shirley.