In “Make Room for Dolly” | Episode 253 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan open with “words,” questionable international logic, Spanish-fly energy, fake accents, and the usual signs that the show has technically begun. The newly updated website gets a quick shoutout before the episode takes a darker turn into celebrity passings, name mispronunciations, and the strange local detail that one of the celebrity deaths discussed happened close to home. The first major section centers on Dolly Parton, who the crew treats with rare and mostly sincere respect. They talk about her as more than a singer: a cultural icon, a Southern legend, a personality who could joke about her own image, and someone who did real good through things like Dollywood and her book-giving program. The guys decide Dolly deserves her own day, joke about making 9/25 Dolly Parton Day because of “9 to 5,” and officially put her into the BLC Hall of Fame. She becomes the first Hall of Famer to get a show holiday, which may be the highest honor this podcast can legally provide. From there, the “deaths come in threes” segment keeps going. The crew talks about Tim Curry, runs through his massive resume from Rocky Horror to Home Alone 2 to Legend, and then spirals into a mini in-memoriam for celebrities and semi-celebrities who did not get enough attention. It becomes a strangely specific roll call of actors, musicians, TV personalities, Sega hardware people, and performers the guys half-remember, fully mispronounce, or unexpectedly care about. After the break, the episode gets lighter and much crunchier with Food News. Fred tries matzo for the first time, hoping for a salty cracker and instead discovering what the crew describes as a giant piece of edible cardboard. The guys compare it to backsplash tile, suggest turning it into “the talking matzo,” debate whether it needs cheese, tea, peanut butter, jelly, jam, or a complete personality transplant, and eventually take a hard stance: BLC is pro-jelly and anti-jam. The food segment then shifts into Coca-Cola controversy, with Parker explaining that some people were angry because Coca-Cola’s customizable bottles allegedly blocked “I love Jesus” while rumors claimed Satan-related phrases were allowed. The guys talk about boycotts, glitches, religious phrases, Coke vs. Pepsi, and whether “I love his shoes” is the workaround America needs. The last stretch goes deep into meat. The crew discusses questionable imported beef, screw worm fears, beef supply problems, fast food suspicion, whether mystery meat could end up in burgers, and the unsettling possibility that nobody wants to tell consumers where certain meat is coming from. Then they pivot to a new everything bagel-seasoned thick-cut bacon, which leads to one clear BLC position: bacon is already good, so stop messing with it. The episode closes with QT food deals, Upside app betrayal, gas station loyalty, expensive hot dogs, pizza-and-drink combos, tariff money jokes, and the realization that somehow Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, matzo, Jesus Coke, screw worms, and bacon all belonged in the same hour. That’s either range or a medical condition. Either way, it’s BLC.
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit
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A life, a life, it's a life
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swapping mail in the stars in the morning
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I'm making fun of you
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With your most harder
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show
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Welcome, welcome, what an all!
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To that 250th episode of the BLC Podcast
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Now featuring words!
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Hey!
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Right? Words!
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I some of 'em
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We're proudly broadcasting with all our fingers and toes from the Polatially C Studios
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And you can of course check us out on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram
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All your favorite podcast platforms
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And the newly...
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...and the non-redesign but still made things happen
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America's favorite podcast not common to website!
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And now...
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And now...
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It's almost half a century of pure sex
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Oh yeah
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It's Fred
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Look at that adjustment
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...secks
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Pure sex
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No rooper anything else
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Liquid form
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Yes! And as always...
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Coming in behind me...
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Allen...
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...OTV!
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Yay!
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Woooow
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Yay!
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Well, welcome to the show Allen, welcome to the show Fredrick
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Yes, I am in the show
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You know guys
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Hey, they're telling like these two old pockets
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Do you want?
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Can I tell like these two old pockets?
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If you would get a little closer to the mic, yes you could
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We need to talk like this the whole podcast.
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That's great. Please do Antonio Ben Fred, friend zit.
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I would Fred.
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Fred Toneo Hughes Darius.
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I yeah yeah, I me many more.
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I yeah, yeah.
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That was a good show tonight.
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That was a good show tonight, isn't it?
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Yeah, he kicked it down.
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Yeah, back to Stove in the guitar.
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Yeah, back to fucking.
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That's exactly what I say to myself every day.
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You get to use some sex mix.
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I say yeah, I say text bags more like sex.
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Sex, maybe that Mexican is from Spain.
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Exactly.
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Spain is Mexico's Canada.
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He is a Spanish flyer.
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Think about that Alan.
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OK.
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So there you go. Well, Fred, what's going in Mexico?
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It was about a time.
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Yeah, it happened before.
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That's how you know it was in Mexico as well.
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I'd digress.
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Yeah, no, you definitely don't say something,
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but then he started drinking and it got real quiet.
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So welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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If you're still with us, you're not.
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No, we, Fred, you know, Fred, I appreciate you starting the show
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on such a positive note because unfortunately, it's
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going to take a dark turn from here.
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It's possibly, possibly skirt skirt indeed.
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Fred, we've had about a rain.
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Just the car, right?
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Just the car crash it is every one of these.
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We won't get the car, right, ever.
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Well, Fred, we lost one.
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We lost a bunch actually, but we started, we're going to start in order
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because, you know, we got the traffic.
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I don't know that I would consider a trifecta.
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Well, I mean, it's always like that, though, like, right.
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So we had like two big names and then one little name.
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iconic and one of Mrs.
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Somebody whose name I can't say.
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She was an up and come.
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So we lost, or not, we lost, that's not the show, but I guess the show, the world, the world
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and the show.
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Lost the talents of one Hayden Pantillione.
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Pantillione.
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And Oh, with her name.
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And in Pant, what?
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Hand in Panture.
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Pantieri.
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Pantieri.
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And Hayden Pantitieri.
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I can't ever say, I don't know how to say it.
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Hayden Pantissieri.
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And Pantillionaris.
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Antonio Banderas, the white girl version of her.
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No, unfortunately, like you said, we lost her.
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That's great.
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She died on our hometown.
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She died.
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Yeah, where we live.
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She died mere miles away from where we are.
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I've seen, I've seen a body over there in the area once.
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I see all the time.
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Like a deer, buddy.
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No, no, no, no, like a deer, buddy.
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It's an area of town that is meant.
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It's it's it's it's it's gentrification.
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Yeah, it's like in the middle of it.
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So like this part of town literally, they're like, like right now, where she would, where
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she passed.
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Is where the line is at.
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Well, she like, they redid the meal, but everything around is still shitty covered
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with cut soup.
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But very fancy.
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Yeah, very nice.
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So they have a pizza there, Fred, because there's a pizza place in there and then one of the
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this is, this is not probably maybe, I don't know enough about Andalione to tell you,
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but I was, she's Italian to have a pizza place in there.
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I think, well, what, what, what name would that, what, what it is it exactly?
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Nationality, would that name be?
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There's words.
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We're featuring words now, Fred Greek or maybe it's going to be great on the, yeah, maybe
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not no vowels.
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No weird letters touch each other in a weird, in an awkward way.
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No, but yeah, the, so there's pizza place over there, Fred, and they serve and now get
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this.
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We should investigate this death just so we can go get, no, Fred, that's exactly what
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you would think.
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That's why you're never going to be lead detective on this case because in fact, they serve
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a crab brain, good pizza, which sounds amazing.
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No, it does.
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Hot crab, Fred, just think of, just think of cream cheese, no, fake crab mixed together.
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Mots are really covered in lots of moths.
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With sauce.
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I don't know that they do.
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I didn't do this.
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I didn't make it in you, but I would make it.
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I would make it because I'm stupid.
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Go ahead and put the, we're going to have a, like, a raisin potato salad pizza.
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Oh, they probably do call it the carrot.
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Call it the worst thing.
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You know what could order?
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Now, I would get one if it was, no, no, I wouldn't.
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Not if it had potatoes.
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I have had a potato pizza.
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That's not the point.
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Anyway, the world lost her.
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And it's unfortunate because it was drug-related and she had drug issues in the past.
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So sorry that, you know, don't your brother died like a year, right?
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Close, yeah, or your prior.
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Yeah, not in Greenville.
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I don't know where he died.
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Well, Fred, that's don't move here in the news celebrities.
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We're moving here and I here and driving up the cost of living.
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Right, exactly.
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Because it's too much and we're too cheap.
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So Fred, obviously, that's a loss.
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A lot of people were big fans of hers.
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And they're mourning her passive.
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I thought I know like she was sure.
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What do you like to earn the heroes?
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Yeah, heroes saved the cheer.
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I like to hear from her proactive commercials.
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We didn't save the cheerleader.
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Well, who, you know, sounds to me like the cheerleader.
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I like to earn the season.
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He didn't save herself.
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I like to earn, remember the Titans.
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Was she bikini?
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Was she the whipped cream bikini person?
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Oh, she was the...
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Is that from Remember the Titans?
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That's partially the same.
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Oh, that's partially the same.
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I don't know.
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That's what I asked.
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I'll get my high school football movies mixed up.
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Well, there's so many of them.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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I don't want your life.
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That's true.
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We've all said that.
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She was the little girl in Remember the Titans.
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She was the little daughter of the sister.
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I know until she did.
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Until now.
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You know now though.
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Yeah.
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Does that move her up your celebrity list or down, Alan?
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It's remains the same.
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It remains the same.
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That's fair.
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That's fair.
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Not enough to move the needle.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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I mean, she was a drug reference.
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No.
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I didn't know it wasn't until I said it, Fred.
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And then I realized that it probably was.
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RIP.
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All right.
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Payton.
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Panty era.
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Yes.
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If you could hear this, you'd hate it.
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Yeah.
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That would be fine.
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You probably.
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That would be fine.
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Well, Fred, more and more.
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I don't want to say more importantly, but.
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You know, obviously.
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That's as importantly.
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And yeah, everyone's lives are important.
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Mm-hmm.
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But some are more important.
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All lives matter.
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Well, I'm not going to say that.
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Not that some lives are more important.
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You'll never catch me say of that.
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Some people.
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Some people are more.
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In the iconic in the pantheon in the pantheon of celebrity, you have people like Hayden
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Panty and people are like, yeah, it's great cheerleader.
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Forgot to choose another movie.
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And then you have icons like the two other people that have passed away.
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Right.
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Literally just within the last few hours of us recording this show.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So, and of course, you know, I'm going to go ahead.
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Well, so we're talking about Dolly Parton here, of course.
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And we'll start with her.
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We'll talk about the other celebrity in a little while.
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But.
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RIP Dolly Parton.
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Like that's.
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Yeah.
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I had nothing to bad say about that lady.
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She's like the coolest lady in the world.
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Yeah.
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Dolly was like Dolly was the lady, man.
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I don't think anybody has anything bad to say.
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Yeah, man.
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Like there's people.
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And then there's Dolly Parton.
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Yeah, man.
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Yeah, you got singers and then you got Dolly Parton.
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Yeah.
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It's like, you know, she's on the same level as like Whitney.
314
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Yeah.
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Well, she was a nice.
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She was a cultural icon.
317
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Yeah, she's a cultural icon.
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Yeah, she was just a singer.
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She was even mostly known for her music.
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I mean, at first she was.
321
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Right.
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But then by the then there was a while where she was just knocked by her boots.
323
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For a long time.
324
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And then I saw interview with the lady was actually, you know, she was all dolled up with the big hair
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and everything.
328
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And the lady was like, is that your real hair?
329
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She's like, yes, my real hair.
330
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I paid for it.
331
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Yeah, exactly.
332
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No, it was a card.
333
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Yeah, I was there.
334
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She didn't care to it.
335
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Yeah.
336
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She didn't, man.
337
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She didn't.
338
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She didn't.
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She was just Southern to the day, you know, as Southern as the day is long, man.
340
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Southern, sassy.
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Quick, quick, quick.
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She didn't take no shit neither though.
343
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Right.
344
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Well, you can't.
345
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You're Southern.
346
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Yeah, right.
347
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She didn't take, she didn't take no, she went soft.
348
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As a fellow Southern lady, I don't take no shit from a man either.
349
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Yeah.
350
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So they said, uh, so, uh, next month on the 25th, there, uh, yeah, it's going to make it a
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dolly-barting day.
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Because you're working nine to five.
353
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I think I'm working nine to five that day.
354
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Come in late.
355
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Yeah.
356
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I think I want dolly-barting.
357
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Get out of bed and then some time.
358
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You have to get the point of purpose.
359
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Grab a man and he and then you a country girl.
360
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So yeah, no, that's great.
361
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I, you know, she deserves a day.
362
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There you go.
363
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She does.
364
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Yeah, I do.
365
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What other, let's see, what are their, um, well, I mean, she did do it with the dolly wood.
366
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I mean, you don't know the impact of dolly wood.
367
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Well, that's the thing.
368
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So I was my, the thing that I remember most about her is the dolly-barting.
369
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Is the dolly-barting, like, Miracle Library.
370
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Right.
371
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Which was her thing.
372
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You can sign up for it.
373
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And it was just her, like, thing that she decided to do for people.
374
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Yeah.
375
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,400
She opened up a library, basically, anybody can sign up for it.
376
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And they would send you a book every month until I think from, like,
377
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to your, like, three or four or something like that.
378
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,400
Oh, that's cool.
379
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Just a random book, you know, nothing.
380
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,400
Yeah.
381
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Very wholesome, like,
382
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Right.
383
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,400
Oh, and just, yeah, like randomly get them, you know, it's really nice.
384
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:27,400
And like, just her way of teaching kids literacy because she was convinced of that, you know.
385
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Right.
386
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,400
Yeah.
387
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:37,400
So I, I will say the only thing about if we make nine to five, nine, two, five dolly-parten
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day is that it's going to clash with National Comic Book Day.
389
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,400
Yeah.
390
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,400
National Lobster Day.
391
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Yeah.
392
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The next two are going to hurt you, friend.
393
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,400
Uh-oh.
394
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,400
National Case of the day.
395
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:57,400
Oh, I know you like a case of the, uh, uh, and most importantly for you anyway, friend,
396
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,400
I know.
397
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,400
National One Hit Wonder Day.
398
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,400
Uh, um, which dolly-parten did.
399
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,400
We're going to push them back.
400
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,400
We'll just push them back a day.
401
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,400
We'll give them the 26th.
402
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,400
How about that?
403
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,400
There you go.
404
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,400
That sounds good.
405
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,400
That makes a lot of sense.
406
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,400
Yeah.
407
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,400
Let's scoot over y'all.
408
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,400
Make room for dolly.
409
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,400
You know what we can do, friend?
410
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,400
For sure.
411
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,400
As we can make it an official show holiday.
412
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,400
They go nine to five.
413
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,400
Yeah.
414
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:34,400
So we will recognize in a month and about a month from now.
415
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:38,400
How about when we get the episode nine hundred twenty five?
416
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:42,400
We will have forgotten this conversation by a long time.
417
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,400
Dude, that would be like ten years.
418
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,400
No, like fifteen.
419
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,400
Oh, twelve years from now.
420
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,400
Oh my god.
421
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,400
What will we be talking about that?
422
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,400
I know it.
423
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,400
My Medicare is not here yet.
424
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,400
Boys.
425
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,400
This is Alan.
426
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I probably won't be talking.
427
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,400
I say Alan's going to be, Alan will have uploaded himself to an AI.
428
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:09,400
You know, you know, you're a big fart noise.
429
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:14,400
So, well, so yeah, I think, you know, obviously the world is not as good a place as it was.
430
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,400
No.
431
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,400
When Dolly was with us.
432
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,400
That's it.
433
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:24,400
But it gives everybody a chance to like kind of reflect on her greatness and just what a cool person she was.
434
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,400
That she was, man.
435
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:33,400
And I, you know, I think, and I think that this is a shared opinion that she's definitely a BLC Hall of Famer.
436
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,400
Oh, yeah.
437
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,400
So I'm going to put her in.
438
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,400
Yeah.
439
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:41,400
She'll be the first BLC Hall of Famer to get a holiday on the show.
440
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,400
Boom.
441
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,400
Look at that.
442
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,240
Do it. Do it.
443
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:48,120
How many are broadseys?
444
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:53,380
Dolly Parton, boob junk right there. We had to get one in.
445
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:59,520
Did you guys get the Dolly Parton clip I sent you because she was on David Letterman?
446
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,700
He did. Yes, I did where she was like, I have a great ass too.
447
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:07,260
She's like, Boob, dolly Parton pee. She is not.
448
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,060
I got a great ass too because they were like talking about her boobs
449
00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:13,060
and she's like, hey, yeah, it makes me mad because I got a.
450
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:16,060
I think concentrate is it? I got a great ass too.
451
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:17,060
Yeah, I don't even know.
452
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:21,500
Got a gift, I'll leave the Martin credit again for that.
453
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,180
I mean, you know what she said that? I was like,
454
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:26,780
does she remember paying attention to her ass?
455
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:31,140
She's like, maybe she's got a point.
456
00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:33,500
Yeah.
457
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,500
So yeah, so she's in for sure.
458
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,620
And she'll have nine to five every year for her.
459
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,700
But then Fred, we were like last night.
460
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:47,460
So we had, well, inside baseball here, kids is we do a meeting
461
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:53,140
the night before the show to talk about what we're going to talk about on the show.
462
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,340
I know it doesn't seem that way.
463
00:17:54,340 --> 00:18:00,940
But we never talk about what we talk about in the meeting because we can't talk
464
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:04,500
about that because if we talk about it, if we won't talk about it on the show,
465
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:10,500
if we say if we start talking about the subject, by the time we get here,
466
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,940
we will have already said the things that we were thinking that were hilarious.
467
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:19,860
Yeah, we burn all the good stuff. Right.
468
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,060
I didn't forget it.
469
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:24,580
We say it's a meeting, but it's actually a sound check.
470
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:28,820
Yeah. Well, it failed because my mic sounded like complete shit last week.
471
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,660
So I hope it doesn't this week.
472
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,900
I apologize if it does.
473
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,300
But so we lost, Stolly.
474
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:43,260
We lost, white girl, pan and pan and he owns and then last night we were, we had our show
475
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meeting or show sound check, whatever you want to call it.
476
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And we said who could be next?
477
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,100
Yeah, the third. Yeah.
478
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:55,580
Because Fred knows that everything comes in threes.
479
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Sometimes your squash also comes in threes.
480
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If you buy it and all the it comes in.
481
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,220
So I mean, death and squash, Fred, two inevitabilities.
482
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:08,060
That's right.
483
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:10,060
Yeah, but it's taxes in taxes.
484
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,340
The squash debt.
485
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:14,140
Because when you buy, mostly squash.
486
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:18,380
So we're like, oh, who could it be?
487
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:19,780
We're going to find out.
488
00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:28,940
We're going to speculate who could be the next one to, you know, eat the dead cricket or whatever.
489
00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:29,580
I don't know.
490
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,220
What the what's?
491
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I can't.
492
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,100
Yeah, kick the bucket.
493
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There you go.
494
00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:34,580
It's so it's so.
495
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,620
So cliche.
496
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:37,100
It's fine.
497
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,060
It's been there for you.
498
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:39,100
No, I like the other one.
499
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,660
I like why I got to come up with.
500
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:44,700
I was trying to reinvent the wheel over here.
501
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:44,980
Yeah.
502
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:45,140
Yeah.
503
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:45,660
I am.
504
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,660
The cricket.
505
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,380
The dead cricket.
506
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:49,380
You know, you know, dead one.
507
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:52,460
Because you wouldn't do that unless you were dead.
508
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:55,500
No, you can't do that if you're dead.
509
00:19:55,500 --> 00:20:02,940
You didn't see who these guys who have watered their garden for the last time.
510
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:09,180
Who'll be watering their garden from the other end?
511
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,940
Oh, no.
512
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:14,940
So Fred, anyway, a third person, we said, who could it be?
513
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Let's speculate.
514
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,900
And we said, you know what?
515
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:22,260
We're going to wait and we're going to speculate live on the show because we want to get it out.
516
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:28,420
And, of course, the fates are cruel, Fred, and they said speculate, you shall not.
517
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:32,900
Because we're going to take another 80 year old.
518
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:36,380
Another icon.
519
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,660
Not the 80 year old.
520
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:39,460
Not the one.
521
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:41,340
Not the one we're aiming for.
522
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,740
But, you know, well, you know, it is what it is.
523
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:49,020
Maybe it'll be a 240 maybe maybe he got's trying to roll a 240.
524
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,620
And he's like, we're going to just hit one more 80 year old on the way.
525
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,580
You shit.
526
00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:56,300
Damn.
527
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,460
It was me.
528
00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:58,660
He's like, Oh, I missed it.
529
00:20:58,660 --> 00:20:59,660
I love to hang it.
530
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:00,660
I love to get down.
531
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,900
Right.
532
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:07,180
Like you see, I don't want to interrupt, but I'm going to you did already.
533
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:13,180
You know, we lost, supposedly we lost, but when that's supposed to, you know, we lost white girl, we lost Gully Parton.
534
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:13,540
Right.
535
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,980
We lost the one we're talking about.
536
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:20,060
But the one that's been dead for months and nobody's talking about is Mitch McConnell.
537
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:22,540
Yeah.
538
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:27,100
So we're talking about, yes, of course, we know he's been dead long.
539
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:30,620
He was dead long before he died.
540
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,020
We're going to go.
541
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:33,740
So he's the old is hell.
542
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,460
He got him a cry on stasis.
543
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:41,660
Dude, you know, he's like, he's like, what's the day that footage of him in in, in Congress?
544
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:44,940
Where he just sat there like, he's still for hours.
545
00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:45,700
Yeah.
546
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,420
It was like, that's what old people do before they died.
547
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:48,860
Let's see.
548
00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:50,940
And they let's elder abuse, man.
549
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:52,180
Right.
550
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:59,260
So all that is to say Tim Curry left this mortal world.
551
00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:01,100
Tim Curry.
552
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:05,180
So we were thinking it could be, we had a lot of ideas.
553
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:12,540
Dignicious, but apparently he was good in one of the scary movie, which scary movie was he in?
554
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:16,060
I have no idea.
555
00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:17,660
I remember he was it.
556
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:21,540
Scary movie too.
557
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,340
Yes.
558
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:22,860
Yep.
559
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:23,700
Scary movie.
560
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,340
We're going to low hand.
561
00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:26,540
Yeah.
562
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:26,740
Yeah.
563
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:27,260
We're low hand.
564
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:27,740
Yeah.
565
00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:28,500
Okay.
566
00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:30,740
So yeah, he was in, he's been in everything, man.
567
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:31,540
Yeah.
568
00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:32,540
Yeah.
569
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:35,100
Who it home alone to Annie.
570
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:40,020
It was the demon in, um, it was a movie.
571
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,540
He played the devil.
572
00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:42,140
Annie.
573
00:22:42,140 --> 00:22:44,540
I like legend.
574
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:47,780
The legend of Annie.
575
00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:48,780
Bernie Gully.
576
00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:53,940
No, uh, I can't read October, but it tricked me out.
577
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:54,940
And I was like, oh, it's not.
578
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:55,780
He was a devil.
579
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:56,660
Yeah.
580
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:57,660
Tell us on the trip.
581
00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:02,340
He's been an everything Garfield tale of two hideys.
582
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,580
It is.
583
00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:04,580
It is.
584
00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:05,580
It is.
585
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:06,580
It is.
586
00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:08,420
He was in national.
587
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,180
Lamboons loaded weapon one.
588
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,460
Yeah.
589
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:12,740
Yep.
590
00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,860
I was, I swear I thought he had died.
591
00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:17,580
No, he didn't ever die.
592
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:21,020
And now he will never die because much like this podcast.
593
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:22,740
He was in Rocky Garbitcha show.
594
00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:23,820
You know, we didn't say that.
595
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:24,140
What?
596
00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:24,580
Yeah.
597
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:25,820
I said that would right up again.
598
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:26,340
Yeah.
599
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:28,900
Like I was paying attention to what you say.
600
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:29,340
Right.
601
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:31,620
I was looking at the dog.
602
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:32,540
Right.
603
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:33,300
What was their dog?
604
00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:33,980
Yeah, there's a dog.
605
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,740
Well, you know,
606
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:36,740
dog's ass.
607
00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:38,100
Enjoy that.
608
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:40,100
Alan, you would like that part of the show.
609
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:45,300
Two in it, 23 minutes and 45 seconds to see my dog's ainess.
610
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,500
Wait a minute.
611
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,300
So yeah, dude, it sucks.
612
00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:49,900
He died.
613
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:52,300
But he, like you said, he had a stroke or had some.
614
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,100
Yeah.
615
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,100
It kind of been dealing with some stuff for a while.
616
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,300
Yeah, for a while, man.
617
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,540
But I mean, that's what kind of happens when you're 80, right?
618
00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:00,900
Like you, I mean, you did.
619
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:01,900
It catches up, right?
620
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,620
Yeah.
621
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:06,940
I mean, it's hard not to be dead at some point.
622
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:11,900
And like, while we're on it, can I just that was of course.
623
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,420
I was looking last night.
624
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,540
Just as, you know, slurries that died this year.
625
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:20,980
I was looking at celebrities who didn't die because we were on the, you know,
626
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,980
we were talking about the subject.
627
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:27,820
So many people died that didn't get the recognition.
628
00:24:27,820 --> 00:24:28,020
Yeah.
629
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:28,220
All right.
630
00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:30,860
We're going to get the in memoriam in memoriam right here.
631
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:33,740
I know what they did in the year yet, but our traditional
632
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,660
into August is
633
00:24:35,660 --> 00:24:39,260
maybe doing to get next August.
634
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:40,820
Yeah, maybe.
635
00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:41,220
Okay.
636
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,220
So I say,
637
00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,220
how are you?
638
00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:48,380
I say with like junior most, most famously known as being the,
639
00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:52,980
the mayor on the, the wire and his famous line.
640
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:57,140
All right, P.
641
00:24:57,140 --> 00:25:01,220
I say, with like, you know, do you have like, uh, angel music or anything?
642
00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:01,540
Yeah.
643
00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:04,860
Something to lift these people up.
644
00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:11,420
Those are the, I mean, that's pretty cool.
645
00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:13,060
I was like, Jay was throws.
646
00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:14,060
Yeah.
647
00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:16,660
That was a garrion,
648
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:18,060
Tom Blarrion.
649
00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:20,180
That was supposed to be Pope music when the
650
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:26,140
Pope was going to show the Pope never died of dragon anal leakage.
651
00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:29,660
Alan, you know, you know, there's got TK color.
652
00:25:29,660 --> 00:25:32,180
I'm sorry.
653
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:33,900
Do you remember TK color?
654
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:34,660
No, I do.
655
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:35,660
Oh, yeah.
656
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:38,460
Marcus dragon anal leakage.
657
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:39,660
Yeah, that's a real big game.
658
00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:44,660
The road, a dragon stuck his fiery pieces in the time of the.
659
00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:45,660
No.
660
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:46,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
661
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:47,660
That's terrible.
662
00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:49,660
He died.
663
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,660
Uh, RIP.
664
00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:54,660
The guy who came up with the comic spirit, Gilbert.
665
00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:57,660
Yeah, Gilbert.
666
00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:58,660
Got Adam.
667
00:25:58,660 --> 00:25:59,660
Got Adam's at the name.
668
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:00,660
RIP.
669
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,660
John Fortay from the Fuji's.
670
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:04,660
Oh, no.
671
00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:05,660
Oh, really?
672
00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:09,460
One of the guys from, uh, who sings the, the, the, the, the,
673
00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:11,460
boys, the village people died today.
674
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:15,860
Dude, he died a, yeah, he died a couple of months ago.
675
00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:17,060
He died a couple of months ago.
676
00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:18,060
I'm only now.
677
00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:20,060
He doesn't really matter when you die.
678
00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,260
Just matters if you die.
679
00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:22,260
He used to know.
680
00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:24,260
Brand on him.
681
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:27,460
Front man for, uh, Stone double violets.
682
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:30,260
That's best, fuck, so.
683
00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:32,460
Three doors down.
684
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:33,260
Okay.
685
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:34,460
He's got waitland.
686
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:35,260
And he's dead.
687
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,460
Also.
688
00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:38,660
Hideki Sato.
689
00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:40,260
Oh, man.
690
00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:42,060
The father of Sega hardware.
691
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:42,660
Right.
692
00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:43,260
I knew that.
693
00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:44,860
He died.
694
00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:49,660
I like that you're like, he died like they know.
695
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:50,660
I just think.
696
00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:51,260
Okay.
697
00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:51,860
Yeah.
698
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,260
I would you have, how can we guess how for any of these?
699
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:59,260
Uh, he died a little more than 1950.
700
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:02,260
So probably old age.
701
00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:02,860
Yeah.
702
00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:03,260
Yeah.
703
00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:05,460
Son old age for a Japanese guy.
704
00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:06,460
Yeah.
705
00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:07,260
That's true.
706
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:08,660
I don't know.
707
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,660
It don't say we'll see.
708
00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:12,460
But he died.
709
00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:13,060
He died.
710
00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:14,860
But, uh, he died.
711
00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:16,860
Robert Keridine.
712
00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:17,660
Oh, yeah.
713
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:18,260
We knew that.
714
00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:18,860
Sad.
715
00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:20,060
He died.
716
00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:24,660
I don't know if you know this guy, but I know this guy.
717
00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:29,260
And first time I ever heard this guy was on, uh, the original Grand
718
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:30,060
that bottle.
719
00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:33,860
Uh, he was DJ on one of the on the rap radio station.
720
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,660
Looking Jack Lord.
721
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:38,460
But see it Lord.
722
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,060
See it.
723
00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:42,660
He also had a show on a serious XM.
724
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:43,660
Yeah.
725
00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:45,260
Uh, serious XM 2.
726
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,060
45.
727
00:27:46,060 --> 00:27:47,660
Save 45.
728
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:49,260
But yeah, he died.
729
00:27:49,260 --> 00:27:50,860
Oh.
730
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:53,260
And last one.
731
00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:55,860
I remember, remember the show time made a follow.
732
00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:56,060
Yeah.
733
00:27:56,060 --> 00:27:56,660
Of course.
734
00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:57,660
It's so time.
735
00:27:57,660 --> 00:27:59,060
Remember Kiki Shepherd.
736
00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:02,660
The name is always, you know, always bring out the, the ass.
737
00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:07,060
He never spoke or anything like Steve.
738
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:09,460
I'd be like, well, coming to the stage.
739
00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:10,860
We got somebody going.
740
00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:11,260
Yeah.
741
00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:12,060
We're so.
742
00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:14,460
And then Kiki will lead them out.
743
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,060
Right.
744
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:17,060
And, you know, I mean, she'd always.
745
00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:18,060
A nice drink.
746
00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:19,060
Kiki Shepherd died.
747
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:20,460
All right, Pete.
748
00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:20,860
I.P.
749
00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:21,860
Sad.
750
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:25,260
Oh, one more, uh, someone died just now.
751
00:28:25,260 --> 00:28:26,860
I don't know if you remember.
752
00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:30,660
I don't know if y'all remember, but like one of my favorite movies is called a
753
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:31,860
by Harby's.
754
00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,260
No, I did not know that.
755
00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:35,460
Tell me about this movie real.
756
00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:42,260
Like, so it's a, it's like a, uh, I guess a riff on the temptations move.
757
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:42,460
Okay.
758
00:28:42,460 --> 00:28:43,460
On the temptations.
759
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:49,060
Like it's, uh, a, a singing group of five guys, five, you know, friends.
760
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:53,660
And, you know, they, they're going through their, you know, coming up.
761
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:55,660
It's, yeah, yeah, they're, they're coming up.
762
00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:57,060
Yeah, it just started.
763
00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:58,460
Yeah, coming up.
764
00:28:58,460 --> 00:28:59,460
It's into start.
765
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:02,260
And like the lead singer was Eddie King.
766
00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:03,460
They called it Eddie Kane.
767
00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:04,460
Yeah, right.
768
00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:06,860
Eddie Kane, you can't say like Eddie Kane.
769
00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:11,640
And he was the one who got the big head in the group and like kind of broke the
770
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,660
destroy the whole thing.
771
00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:17,660
Yeah, man, but it was great playing the character was played by a name Michael Wright.
772
00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:19,660
He died.
773
00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:20,660
He was wrong.
774
00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:21,660
Michael Wright died.
775
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:22,660
He did that.
776
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,060
Number 227.
777
00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:25,460
Of course.
778
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:26,860
Uh, the daddy.
779
00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:28,460
He died.
780
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:29,460
I, I, I.
781
00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:30,460
Williams.
782
00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:32,460
He died.
783
00:29:32,460 --> 00:29:34,460
I didn't know these though.
784
00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:35,460
I didn't know that.
785
00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:36,460
Oh, well, you'd care.
786
00:29:36,460 --> 00:29:37,460
It's hard to know everyone that died.
787
00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:38,460
Yeah.
788
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:39,460
I know.
789
00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:41,460
But like, I mean, just as it needs to be passed.
790
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:44,460
Well, I don't even think it's that the internet needs to be faster.
791
00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:48,460
It says you need to be able to remember everyone that you've ever cared about or known.
792
00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:49,460
Right.
793
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:53,460
So that you can constantly be checking on them to make sure every day, every day,
794
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,460
I said, maybe every hour for some of them, you never know.
795
00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:57,460
You don't.
796
00:29:57,460 --> 00:30:00,460
And when you, by the time you do know they died.
797
00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:01,460
That's it.
798
00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:02,460
They died.
799
00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:03,460
So Alan's.
800
00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:05,460
Oh, no, it's back.
801
00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:06,460
Okay.
802
00:30:06,460 --> 00:30:07,460
Great.
803
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:08,460
Well, that's good.
804
00:30:08,460 --> 00:30:10,460
I was worried that something bad was about to happen.
805
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:13,460
Um, so yeah, Fred, well, you know what?
806
00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:14,460
Yeah.
807
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:16,460
Why don't we take ourselves a quick break?
808
00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:17,460
Okay.
809
00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:20,460
We'll bring it back with a little, a little lighter.
810
00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:21,460
Yes.
811
00:30:21,460 --> 00:30:23,460
If we don't die.
812
00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:26,460
If we, as long as we make it back, yeah, if we make it back in one piece, there you go.
813
00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:27,460
All right.
814
00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:28,460
We'll take a break.
815
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:29,460
We'll be back.
816
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:30,460
We'll be back.
817
00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:31,460
I know.
818
00:30:31,460 --> 00:30:36,460
The Black Link and collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
819
00:30:36,460 --> 00:31:05,460
[MUSIC PLAYING]
820
00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:15,460
Welcome back.
821
00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:16,460
I'm 233.
822
00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:17,460
We're here.
823
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:18,460
We're here.
824
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,460
We're here with Gay use to it.
825
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:20,460
So, Fred, it's time.
826
00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:21,460
It's our ones occasionally.
827
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:22,460
What's the quarter?
828
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,460
Yeah, our quarterly.
829
00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:34,460
I think it's been less than a quarter since we've been drinking one of those, one of those
830
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,460
fancy sodas.
831
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:36,460
Look at you.
832
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:37,460
I could see it.
833
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,460
You can see it in your eyes.
834
00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:39,460
The pops over here.
835
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:40,460
He's trying to get my poop.
836
00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:41,460
He's trying to get my poop wheel.
837
00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:44,460
His biome is knocking it out of the pool.
838
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:45,460
Yeah, man.
839
00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:46,460
So.
840
00:31:46,460 --> 00:31:47,460
We got to get my guts right.
841
00:31:47,460 --> 00:31:50,460
We're speaking of getting your guts right, Fred.
842
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:51,460
That's time.
843
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:55,460
That's what reminded me that it's time for some food news.
844
00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:56,460
Food news.
845
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,460
Food news.
846
00:31:57,460 --> 00:31:58,460
Good news.
847
00:31:58,460 --> 00:31:59,460
Job in it.
848
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:00,460
Talkos.
849
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,460
Talkos.
850
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:02,460
Talkos.
851
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:03,460
Talkos.
852
00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:04,460
Talkos.
853
00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:05,460
Good news.
854
00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:06,460
Good news.
855
00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:18,460
All right, so Fred, I heard you had a very special encounter with a very special product.
856
00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:19,460
I did, man.
857
00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:21,460
I don't know how I spend it.
858
00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:26,220
I guess it, for some people it is very special, but I had a whole bit.
859
00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:29,660
I was going to do about this, you know, and to promote it and everything.
860
00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:31,460
I was going to use this thing.
861
00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:33,460
I was going to use this, woo, no.
862
00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:34,460
I was going to use this character.
863
00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:35,460
Uh-huh.
864
00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:36,460
The guy from it worked.
865
00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:37,460
Is that the dad from never in store?
866
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:38,460
Settings and put audio every time.
867
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:39,460
Oh.
868
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:40,460
So anyway, you were going to use a character.
869
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:56,460
I was going to use a character and do all of it, but then like I opened the thing up and took
870
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:58,460
a bite and it is damn nasty.
871
00:32:58,460 --> 00:33:01,460
Oh, you were going to do it live.
872
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:03,460
Yeah, I was going to do like, wow.
873
00:33:03,460 --> 00:33:04,460
Yeah.
874
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:07,460
And for the people listening, this is more of a visual.
875
00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:08,460
So like, don't get me.
876
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,460
This thing.
877
00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:12,460
What is that a piece of tile off of?
878
00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:15,460
That looks like, yeah, that looks like backslash.
879
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,460
Yeah, it looks like a cracker.
880
00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:18,460
See that is.
881
00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:19,460
Yeah, I was.
882
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:21,460
Yeah, the big delicious cracker.
883
00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:23,460
About these Jewish crackers.
884
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,460
Ah, there you go.
885
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:28,460
The Mata.
886
00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:29,460
It's a Mata.
887
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:30,460
Yeah, that's Jewish made from our friends, man of shavards.
888
00:33:30,460 --> 00:33:31,460
Yeah.
889
00:33:31,460 --> 00:33:32,460
Man of shavards.
890
00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:33,460
Yeah, man of shavards.
891
00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:34,460
I'm going to do a whole bit.
892
00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:36,460
I hit that guy from coming to America.
893
00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:37,460
What do you know from funny?
894
00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:39,460
You know, I was going to do the whole thing.
895
00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:40,460
Yeah.
896
00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:46,460
And then I opened the box and the smell of.
897
00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:47,460
Hit me out of one.
898
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,460
It smells like cardboard.
899
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:51,460
And I took a little.
900
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:53,460
I took a little bite and.
901
00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:57,460
Oh, keep in mind this thing is literally larger than Fred's head.
902
00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:59,460
Yeah, look at this thing.
903
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:02,460
He could hide behind it and you would not know who it was.
904
00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,460
You could fake it and it's, and it's, and it's dead.
905
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,460
I'm playing the thing in, man.
906
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,460
You can still do it.
907
00:34:06,460 --> 00:34:07,460
You can still do that.
908
00:34:07,460 --> 00:34:08,460
You don't have to do the avatar.
909
00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:11,460
Just put the Mata in front of your face and don't.
910
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:13,460
You could be the, the talking Mata.
911
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:15,460
This is going to be, this is great.
912
00:34:15,460 --> 00:34:17,460
I love it.
913
00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:18,460
What is the deal?
914
00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:19,460
What's the filter fish?
915
00:34:19,460 --> 00:34:21,460
I'm, I'm feeling so, but, Quim.
916
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:22,460
There you go.
917
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:25,460
So, well, so what were you expecting?
918
00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:27,460
Were you expecting a salty style cracker?
919
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:35,460
Yeah, at least, but then, you know, I read it and it says, it, it only has two ingredients.
920
00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:36,460
Right, Mata and ball.
921
00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:39,460
Cardboard, cardboard and coloring.
922
00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:41,460
Hard, and flour.
923
00:34:41,460 --> 00:34:42,460
Yeah, okay.
924
00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:43,460
That's it.
925
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:44,460
Water and flour.
926
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:47,460
Yeah, that's, that's, yeah.
927
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:49,620
Yeah, like it so it's it's it's Monna
928
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:53,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
929
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,980
You could eat take a big bite Fred no take a huge bite Fred
930
00:34:56,980 --> 00:35:01,020
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
931
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:06,340
It's described the texture to his friend. Is it breadie and texture is a crackery index?
932
00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:09,380
It's a crack
933
00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:11,460
It looks right
934
00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:13,860
It looks right and stick it in there. Oh, oh my God
935
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,420
So friends got he's got lots of fever. Oh, God
936
00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:23,400
So not a fan then not a bam
937
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,880
Well, that's okay, but you know what you know what's important Fred?
938
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,480
What's important is that you
939
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,220
Find a parking go feed some nuts. There you go. They won't need it
940
00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:39,460
Fred, it's important that you tried something new yeah, you did that
941
00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:44,840
You know more importantly according to the man of chevets people is that you paid for the product in advance
942
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,840
I'm dead. Yeah, I did
943
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,320
That's what they care about
944
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,960
They're happy that you tried it
945
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,680
Well, that's good to know friend
946
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,440
So it's good if you put like cheese on it or bright that's the question almost
947
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,500
Yeah, you might put some something on it. You got to put something on it
948
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:07,840
Yeah, like a fill in cheese steak and like
949
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:12,440
It's just crazy because I expect it like I didn't know what I was getting right
950
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:17,500
I say the picture and it's and you were like that looks like a baby like a okay
951
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:26,220
That's I think you're supposed to dip that into tea in the tea tea. It says tea on it. Oh, but like it's a whole it's a team pizza
952
00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:32,340
Like I said this in tea you crack it you break it off you break it off
953
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:35,320
Right like a proper person
954
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,480
Break it off you crack it in half crack a rat
955
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,080
Listen do it get it close to the mic so it's ASMR
956
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:50,440
You hear that yeah, and then you dip it into
957
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,280
Your team
958
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,520
Yeah
959
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,280
Fred stoichi, this is the best part if you're watching those guys
960
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:04,560
Get into watches because you see it a man who's struggling right now
961
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:10,020
He wants so much to eat it. Yes, he does but he knows it's not something he likes
962
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,240
But he still wants to eat it
963
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:18,660
He keeps getting it close to his mouth and then pull it away. Yeah, he's like it looks like it looks like it's so good
964
00:37:18,660 --> 00:37:24,400
Little peanut butter on that you're good
965
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:29,940
But peanut butter on one side jelly on them, not on the other
966
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:32,640
Okay
967
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,200
Peanut butter on one side
968
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,160
Like that is not how you do that
969
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,440
Because you put the peanut butter on the bottom side is messy, but it works like no
970
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:49,600
You can't send it down, but you gotta put the jelly on top because you got it
971
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:55,360
The jelly does have the viscosity yeah, yeah, he be can hold on yeah, he can have the clinging is as
972
00:37:55,360 --> 00:38:00,920
He can handle it. Yeah, for sure right the clinging is it yeah, that would be like the man on my mind
973
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,920
Make that a cool walking around
974
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:07,520
Yeah, just walk around with an open face and a double-sided Peter butter
975
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:12,800
I don't know what else to call it
976
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,640
Two face
977
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,440
Imagine all the looks you'll get yeah
978
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:25,520
Imagine all the things that will touch it the parts that will it will not save you from
979
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:30,440
Melody
980
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,460
I don't have any jelly so yeah, I had to use jam
981
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:40,320
Whatever which one's better Fred jelly or jam jelly jelly
982
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,840
I think jelly is
983
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,640
Food chat food news
984
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,840
So no we're jelly
985
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,640
DLC pro jelly fuck your jam
986
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,280
I am a smooth baby
987
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:05,720
Smooth I like crunchy. I don't mind crunchy. I'll eat grunt. You but if I have the choice I usually get some
988
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:11,440
Moody I like smooth just because it's easier to put on the bread right me that's it
989
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,240
That's all easy to me. Well speaking of smearing
990
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:22,600
Me and weird things Fred your boy is food news by the way
991
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,240
Your your boy Jesus
992
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,240
Mm-hmm
993
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,240
Has cost quite an uproar
994
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:39,200
With our friends at the Coca-Cola company he raised the prices have you heard what happened? No Coca-Cola will let you
995
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:44,920
So okay, so there's controversy of foot and a number of people are
996
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,880
Looks like he may know what's going on here
997
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:53,960
Okay, so listen, okay, so there's controversy of foot a number of people
998
00:39:54,840 --> 00:40:02,600
Have decided to boycott the Coca-Cola company or the Coca-Cola corporation, right? Okay, okay?
999
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,440
Now let's just say okay, I'm gonna tell you there. It's a group of Christian people
1000
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,440
Why in your wildest dreams
1001
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:18,440
Try to think of the dumbest reason to boycott something that you couldn't and I want you to think
1002
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:25,960
Dumber than that and see if that's what how would you do? What would make you boycott? What you personally Fred?
1003
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,600
What would a soda brand have to do?
1004
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,280
To shake you to your core as a Christian as a human being
1005
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,200
To boycott them
1006
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,560
I'm gonna do something pretty racist like you know, right?
1007
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:45,480
You're all like a big red smile and mouth on the on the black coat. Oh like target
1008
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,800
Like yeah, like yeah
1009
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,800
Yeah
1010
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:58,000
Right, well it does depend on how good it is that's true, you know, well the endorse like
1011
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:04,920
molesting kids or something right. Yeah, they're like hey, this is the Chester Chester Cola
1012
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:11,960
It's got just enough to knock out one eight year old exactly it has Bill Cosby on it, you know, right?
1013
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:17,800
So no Fred it appears that our friends of Coca-Cola
1014
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:26,620
Decided that you know what would be really fun for people who are fans of our drinks is we will let them order customized bottles
1015
00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:31,680
With whatever they'd like to write on them on them
1016
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,760
Anything
1017
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,600
Well to a certain extent. Yeah, so you could write a name
1018
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:41,400
You know you could write you can write what good my profanity
1019
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:47,240
Can't write a lot of profanity, but the thing the reason that some of our friends
1020
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:54,720
Yeah, the coke sniff this coke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the reason that some of our friends are angry coke smell funny
1021
00:41:54,720 --> 00:42:01,560
You order the wrong kind of coke again, but it's personalized
1022
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,080
It says dime bag on it or what
1023
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:16,320
Yeah, but so the reason these people are angry Fred is because coke will not allow the phrase I
1024
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:21,200
Love Jesus on its customizable cans why not but
1025
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:28,800
Apparently they seem to think although it's unproven that they will let you put I love Satan on them
1026
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:36,080
Why they want to put on a season? Well the rumor stems from a consumer who appeared to use screen grabs from the company's website
1027
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:45,640
Which you know that is man. That's like yeah, but you can't really trust that in today's age really but I went as soon as I read about this
1028
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,640
I was like well, I'm gonna go
1029
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,720
Get a customized can it says
1030
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:54,600
Blackling likes podcast two time warning podcast merit share podcast dot com
1031
00:42:54,600 --> 00:43:03,680
I was gonna see and or at least put I police put my name on there at least put that you know or the thing I said
1032
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,680
By one of the two just for white
1033
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,400
So
1034
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,400
normal
1035
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,720
No sweet miss coke
1036
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,720
Yeah, unsweetened coke
1037
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:22,520
No, Fred so I went and I was like, oh, this is gonna be great. We'll make so many bottles
1038
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,080
out of stock
1039
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,800
So we don't know if
1040
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,400
You do but you don't know if it's
1041
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,040
Why they if it's either really out of stock
1042
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:44,320
But if they don't want to do I love Jesus that's fine. Just tell them I love his shoes
1043
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:48,000
Right my buddy. Hey, so
1044
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:05,800
So somebody said some of the guy who did this who exposed all this the Facebook the Facebook account I meme
1045
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,120
Therefore I am
1046
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:16,080
Said the company did not allow him to input Jesus's king or Jesus's king on his personal
1047
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:22,360
God but allowed him to put the phrase the devil is king and Satan is good on
1048
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:33,600
So of course Fox and some other stuff pick it up. I'll mention in again, but nobody yeah nobody's been able to I can see them saying no to Jesus
1049
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:38,600
But I can see them saying no to Satan also well, that's what it said in 2024 when they started doing this
1050
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:42,440
They restricted religious and political phrases
1051
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,360
including any reference to Jesus or Satan
1052
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,800
Coke said they reached out to coke and coke said it was just a technical error and
1053
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:56,280
They don't really think that you know anything so they said it was a glitch in the system well, you know
1054
00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:01,720
They did it so
1055
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:11,320
See there's a reason
1056
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:16,840
I try are you a Pepsi man?
1057
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,840
Me
1058
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:27,600
Here you go Pepsi is I'm a Pepsi man myself you do the do
1059
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:36,200
Do the do means a different thing where he's from oh no you don't want to know what
1060
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,760
No, right you may be saying
1061
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:46,680
You'd be my high
1062
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,680
Oh, you go, bye
1063
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:58,360
Well, speaking of snap benefits Fred how about our old buddy the number one president day
1064
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:04,840
Man in charge got a little meat for you a little bit
1065
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,840
If you're listening
1066
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:18,040
Here's dumps, where's the one that's do where you talk about dumps? So no Fred you guys we talked about
1067
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:23,160
The the president the current president of the United States has decided
1068
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,520
There you go to bring in
1069
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,360
Something that's gonna cause a lot of big massive dumps. Oh, yeah
1070
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:37,480
And that is uh some to meet some questionable not American meat
1071
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:43,720
Yes, are we uh are we on board with this what happened to the screw worm Fred
1072
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:51,240
I know man he probably got an in meat been sitting at meat for like yeah, he lives in that meat
1073
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,200
Big meat guy big meat
1074
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,800
You'll put a
1075
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:01,960
Some of that truck meat only Jewish crackers. Yeah, there you go. That'll be great for you
1076
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:08,280
Be perfect for you. Well, so what are you I mean so they won't
1077
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,200
They won't tell us where the meats could come from
1078
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:20,120
Multiple people have been asked directly. Where is this meat coming from and they're like I can't tell you
1079
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:23,720
What does that mean?
1080
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:33,640
Well, I heard about the horses are they doing it with the ice people the people ice round up to are meeting is it soil green
1081
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:39,400
We eating people to serve man
1082
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,440
Exactly
1083
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,760
Okay, Fred but realistically okay, so if you found that out
1084
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:50,120
Right now yeah
1085
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,120
How surprised would you be oh
1086
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,680
Are you is this grew worms joined the show
1087
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:04,520
I was you know I was over there watching the world come up and now I'm back in
1088
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:08,200
In the place where I'm still here
1089
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:13,400
You can see the meat behind him right
1090
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:18,520
Even me look I was surprised there's not a 25% off
1091
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,520
Yeah
1092
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,600
You guys know
1093
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:32,200
Where that meat was coming from yeah, it's coming from my ass
1094
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:41,480
Oh, man, it's true we're blind to have you we're gonna thousand metric turns of meat coming out
1095
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:45,400
Were you in your buddies
1096
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,360
You know like my old lady she's like
1097
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,520
Look at the size of your meat and I'm like that's right
1098
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:58,440
You know what I'm talking about I'm like you know I look at her and she's like sitting there and I'm like
1099
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:02,360
Yeah
1100
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,360
Oh screw worm you in your meat
1101
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,360
The roll is in the meat
1102
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,680
He's always got meat on his mind Fred
1103
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:20,840
Yes, you're what is do you say it was just say a like a Y quality meat
1104
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:27,240
It's me
1105
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:30,280
It's great
1106
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:37,240
Yeah, it's really great
1107
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:44,200
If after you eat the meat you know you're gonna have this
1108
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,200
Oh
1109
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:58,680
Oh, it's screw worm. We're thankful that yours
1110
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,640
No, are we thankful that he's still alive
1111
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:07,800
Yeah, that's his plan
1112
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,240
Oh dude what are like you know those botflies
1113
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:13,240
Yeah
1114
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:19,800
All right, get I don't want to know what I mean
1115
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:24,280
I'm not gonna eat that meat either friends
1116
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,240
I'm going straight cheeky man
1117
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,240
Yeah, I'm with you
1118
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:31,240
I got I got the chicken hook up
1119
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:35,240
Okay, bye-bye screw him run
1120
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:37,240
Oh
1121
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:44,280
Crash where's the crash
1122
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:48,040
That would have been perfect. We all Fred
1123
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,240
It's great that we have this cast
1124
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,240
Viva La Rafa sure were
1125
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:07,400
So
1126
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,440
He gets on the big crash
1127
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:19,080
Huge grass huge it's yeah, you know it's gross and I don't want to eat questionable
1128
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:26,440
That's how I'm gonna eat questionable every time you go to McDonald's
1129
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,440
Yeah, we'll see how to go to McDonald's more
1130
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,680
I'll leave them I'm gonna like I respect and care about my body
1131
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:36,200
Because it's too late to do anything else about it
1132
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:48,120
Well, no, but like okay, so Fred if you found out let's say a year from now right that
1133
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:52,520
They did what they did serve to people was people
1134
00:51:54,920 --> 00:52:01,240
How surprised oh give me a percentage none would you exactly two percent sub-rock?
1135
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:05,240
I'd be like oh yeah, okay, that makes sense I'd be like I
1136
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:11,240
I knew it I tasted him I knew it. Yeah, I was like I knew that got tasted like killing
1137
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:18,520
Now I wonder if for me it's like when they give you dark meat is it actually gonna be dark meat or is it gonna be white?
1138
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:20,120
You see
1139
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:25,960
He's you know, Alan's all the shit tonight, man. I don't understand how to like
1140
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:32,200
What do you mean me like is it what kind of me is it like it's we as supposed to be
1141
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:40,360
Yeah, ground is gonna be mostly ground beef probably so ground because ground beef is where you can hide the most full shit
1142
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,840
Yeah, yeah, cuz it's like you can't just be like here's a steak, but it's all
1143
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:51,320
No, I'm like not at all I'm telling I'm I'm off the high you know
1144
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:58,200
I'm off I'm off because you know you gotta go like you gotta know where that if you go to a local farmer
1145
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:05,320
And get some shit and they're like yeah, no, it's not it's fear and and that's fine like
1146
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:10,440
they they kind of like
1147
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:16,040
Well see and that's just gonna drop up the price of regular meat like that's what they're saying yeah
1148
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:22,200
That's what it's gonna drive that price up and people ain't gonna have no choice but to buy it, but I'm not buying it
1149
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:27,720
I can't that shit, man, are they are they getting the meat because we're running out of it?
1150
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,120
Yeah, we have no because
1151
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:36,520
Well, you said I heard his low, yeah, we get because our our beef stock is that the lowest it's been in like 70 years
1152
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:38,040
and
1153
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,560
because of
1154
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,040
Because we kept buying the street worm
1155
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:47,640
We keep we keep we keep the blind ourselves with meat. We'll come back
1156
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:58,360
So no because Fred and Alan because I said so
1157
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:04,600
No because of a number of reasons including the screw worm shenanigans
1158
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,600
Yeah, including you know, I mean, it's just how it is man shit happens
1159
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,160
We get we get cost of feed
1160
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:15,240
But the screw worm came from from the meat that came from Mexico
1161
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:18,600
The screw worm has been working its way up from Mexico for me
1162
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:23,720
70 years because most of our meat comes from Mexico, Australia
1163
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,520
And are the name
1164
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:31,560
Yeah, is it what or Brazil or especially when you know cars as well
1165
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:38,840
But yeah, so really a Brazilian New Zealand yes, this will eventually drive up the cost of
1166
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:46,360
American and right what we would consider local beef non-discounted beef right and it's gonna
1167
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:51,480
Fuck some people up hand so I don't want to fuck a lot of people. Yeah, you know, it's gonna fuck some people up Fred
1168
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:56,600
It's our last food related story for the evening that I know up so far
1169
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,000
Fred
1170
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:04,200
You didn't know you needed this, but you do need it and you're gonna hate every second of it
1171
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,920
Fred, there's a new first of its kind bacon headed to stores
1172
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:14,520
Then I'll be the cinnamon throat toast crunch bacon no Fred
1173
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:21,480
You know, they say breakfast classics are great. Yeah, but breakfast mashups might be even better Fred
1174
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:26,840
You know, cinnamon roll pancakes. Yeah, those are good. Mm-hmm hash brown waffles. Yes
1175
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:30,840
Okay, cinnamon roll bacon twist. I think that's what you're talking about maybe
1176
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,200
Yeah, maybe all all good things but Fred
1177
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,480
Mm-hmm. They've invented a new one Fred
1178
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:42,680
Have a good one. You heard of Johnsonville's new blueberry breakfast sausage
1179
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,800
Evan Williams maple bourbon bacon
1180
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:50,040
And hormel cinnamon toast crunch bacon. That's what you're talking about
1181
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:56,680
I was talking about. Yeah, all bringing all of the different fucking shit together and what about it? Yeah, well Fred
1182
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:01,400
Right brand has thrown their hat their
1183
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,800
Beef into the bacon into the pie. Yeah, they put their bacon in the fry and pay
1184
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,920
Oh, man. It's right there. It's been a day
1185
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,600
It's been a day bread. They're just not working tonight
1186
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:21,720
Well, right brand just announced so hard man. I am. I can't help it. I got to invent new stuff
1187
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:23,480
Uh
1188
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:27,000
So Fred right brand has just announced a first of its kind bacon
1189
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:33,640
Featuring one of breakfast most beloved flavors any any idea
1190
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:37,560
Head flavored bacon. No, it's not it's something
1191
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,520
It's something that when you hear it you'll be like yeah, okay
1192
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,480
But you would never think of it
1193
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,920
In bacon with bacon. I don't think
1194
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:52,680
But it makes sense. Apple butter bacon or something? No, it's savory. It's very savory
1195
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:56,840
Very like multiple different ways of savory
1196
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,480
Wester's the shire bacon
1197
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:03,560
Breakfast eats so Fred it's everything bagel seasoning
1198
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,440
on thick cut bacon
1199
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:12,840
Like sesame seeds is shit, right? Yeah, so you know, I mean everything bagel is like garlic sesame
1200
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:17,640
Everything onion, uh, you know, we're off everything
1201
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:21,480
And those little black balls what are those little black balls?
1202
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,040
Pepper corns
1203
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,040
Maybe know the little tiny ones
1204
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:30,280
With the pop oh the uh, no, obviously yeah, baby. It's the poppy seed in there
1205
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:35,880
Uh, I know it's all well. It's a dried onion garlic sesame and other seasonings
1206
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,640
They give a savory punch to just about anything they touch
1207
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,720
Come on, just bacon bread
1208
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:42,920
Just bacon
1209
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,760
Yeah, bacon by itself is great. Why do we need more things
1210
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,640
To go and like I
1211
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:57,640
Can see with the maple syrup and the no, yeah sweet and savory. Oh, yeah, that's that's right there, but like
1212
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:04,520
Stop fucking with bacon. Don't fuck with my bacon. What's bacon especially thick cut bacon? Yeah, man
1213
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:10,280
Because that's right bacon you're just wasting it. I can't even afford thick cut bacon right. Oh, it's worth it
1214
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:14,520
My my bacon look like a scam when you pull it out the bacon
1215
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,520
Yeah
1216
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,520
Three
1217
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,560
Yeah, that's what the same stick at the thick face
1218
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,920
They're getting five pounds for 19 bucks real
1219
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,560
Yeah, Sam's give it
1220
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,560
Sam's gonna give it to you. What?
1221
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,560
Sam's gonna give it to you
1222
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:35,080
Yeah, and now you can also do pickup so there you go. That's all you
1223
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:39,320
Yeah, no, shit, my lever on the lever rail
1224
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:43,000
Yeah, yeah, how I see do uh home delivery
1225
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,320
Yeah, drop it over to how? Yeah, even better
1226
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,200
Even better Fred well
1227
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,680
Unfortunately, we don't have a croaker near us
1228
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,880
but that is where they're going
1229
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:58,760
To be debuting first okay, so we got a
1230
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,760
Grocer stores a little tip for y'all out there if you still isn't oh
1231
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:06,920
You're listening upside just put grocery stores on the uh
1232
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:10,600
Oh, fuck that app. Wait, why?
1233
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:17,000
Because I downloaded out I downloaded the app because I was like you know what I heard a commercial for it
1234
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000
And they were like hey you save
1235
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,840
Money and you get fuck couple bucks for getting gas
1236
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:26,280
Bobbie block and I was like well, I need to get gas
1237
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:31,240
This one gas was more expensive than it is now which was it's still expensive right
1238
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,280
But it was a little bit more and I was like well, I'm gonna get upside
1239
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:40,360
Upside-down or whatever right and I downloaded the app and it was like all right
1240
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:45,160
Go to this gas station, which is not my preferred gas station, but that's okay
1241
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,480
I wanted to make sacrifices for the team
1242
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:53,720
And it was like you'll get an extra 26% off and then dis and that and Bobbie blah
1243
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:59,320
And you're gonna get it and you just use the thing use the app and I use the app and I did everything it said
1244
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:04,040
And like three days I still hadn't got my refund or whatever
1245
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,920
My points whatever it is
1246
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:11,880
And then no and then a week went by and I still hadn't got my points
1247
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:16,920
And so I looked and they're like oh, we can't accept your submission
1248
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,880
So fuck them
1249
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,920
It just happened once I am bro that's all it takes bro
1250
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,960
I went out of my way
1251
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,960
I've got gas station that I didn't love
1252
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:32,520
I've gotten back over $900 in the lifetime
1253
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:35,800
I've had a I don't think I've ever had a submission been denied
1254
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:39,480
I've had one been denied I've had one been denied like
1255
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,960
I don't know like 60 bucks man I want that
1256
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:45,480
Something something happened but like you know I was a man
1257
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,600
But yeah, no, no, yeah
1258
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:51,160
It also keeps me away from my favorite gas station
1259
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,560
Which one is that?
1260
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,400
Well QT I'm a QT man
1261
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:56,760
Oh well yeah, but yeah
1262
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:59,720
But you don't go to QT for the gas to you
1263
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,840
I go to QT for the gas and the gas
1264
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:03,800
Yeah, the best gas
1265
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,800
really yeah
1266
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,480
No, I don't go to QT for the gas
1267
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,000
I go to QT for the coffee
1268
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,440
Well I go there for all of them
1269
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:11,560
Why wouldn't you go there for everything?
1270
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,600
They got me one time
1271
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,440
They got me one time at QT
1272
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,320
'cause you know they had the hot dogs $2.50
1273
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:18,600
Yeah, I remember
1274
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,240
Yeah
1275
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:23,560
And then like I went in the day after the shit ended
1276
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:26,440
And I got me two hot dogs and he was like eight bucks
1277
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:27,400
I was like wow
1278
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,800
Like what happened
1279
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:30,840
He's like, he's like, he's dead
1280
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,040
He ended yesterday
1281
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,600
But on the flip side of that Fred
1282
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:35,000
Yeah
1283
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Right now QT has buy a piece of pizza and get a drink
1284
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,040
for four bucks
1285
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,720
Dude you can get the bacon ranch
1286
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,400
Bacon chicken ranch sandwich
1287
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,000
Yeah get a bacon chicken ranch sandwich
1288
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:45,960
What dollars?
1289
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,000
$4
1290
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:47,960
Yeah, it's $4.50
1291
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,000
QT
1292
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,600
A big Q and a bacon rap chicken breast and food
1293
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:54,200
And then for six bucks
1294
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:54,840
Yeah
1295
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,840
You're living your best life boys
1296
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,040
All right well
1297
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,360
That's still LA in beef
1298
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,520
Yeah but don't eat their beef
1299
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,920
That's where I wonder if it's gonna be first
1300
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:05,400
Like
1301
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:06,920
I'm telling you it's gonna be someone man
1302
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,920
Are they gonna be like we're selling it to Burger King
1303
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:09,880
And McDonald's
1304
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,400
Probably yeah
1305
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:11,880
I mean
1306
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:12,760
They're gonna love it
1307
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:13,640
But they said that
1308
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,840
That's not even only like a month of supply for it
1309
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:17,560
Yeah that's not all
1310
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:18,440
That's like 2%
1311
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:19,240
Yeah
1312
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,200
Yeah
1313
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:21,240
Yeah
1314
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:22,840
Why would you take that meat man
1315
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,040
It's gonna be for us man
1316
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,240
It's gonna be for the consumer
1317
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,240
It's not gonna be for us
1318
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,040
Don't know
1319
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,560
It's like the tear of money
1320
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:30,680
They they turn around and say
1321
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,200
Where the tear of money was illegal
1322
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,200
You gotta get the tear of money back
1323
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,000
Yeah
1324
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:35,800
They gave it back to the corporation
1325
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,000
They didn't give it back to them
1326
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,360
No they didn't give it to them
1327
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,800
You know I get an unnicl of that
1328
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,040
I see no tear of money
1329
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:42,280
No
1330
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,480
No and you never will
1331
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:44,840
So there you go
1332
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:46,600
But what you will see
1333
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,360
Somebody call the tear of share
1334
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,840
Right get the tear of share back out here boys
1335
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,680
Maybe we should get him on the show next week
1336
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,120
Yeah we need you to get him on the show
1337
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:55,480
See if he can explain himself
1338
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,120
Yeah
1339
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,040
Oh god
1340
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,320
God we took the tear of share
1341
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,400
(laughs)
1342
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,080
Oh well you know what boys
1343
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,840
One thing you can't guarantee
1344
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,520
Is it will be back next week
1345
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:07,320
Next week
1346
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:08,840
With a brand new episode
1347
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,160
of the Black Lincoln Collector Podcast
1348
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:12,360
Thanks for listening
1349
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,160
We don't see you later
1350
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,240
Thanks for glistening
1351
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,400
Bye I need for shiny bitches
1352
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,440
Glistening
1353
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,520
(laughs)
1354
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:22,120
We are very good friends
1355
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,000
(laughs)
1356
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:23,720
Good vibes
1357
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,320
Sharing a special moment
1358
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:26,120
(laughs)
1359
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:28,700
(upbeat music)
1360
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:42,440
That's it man
1361
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:43,560
Game over man
1362
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:44,600
It's game over
1363
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:45,640
(laughs)
1364
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,000
Jess Hengley's blood
1365
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,240
She's gonna catch up on the wee bear on the mess
1366
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,240
(laughs)
1367
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,240
(laughs)
1368
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:55,000
(laughs)
1369
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:55,960
Oh what a day
1370
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,480
(laughs)
1371
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:57,960
Come on
1372
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:58,840
What in the...
1373
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,360
(laughs)
1374
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,360
Well thanks all folks
1375
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:03,880
I still have Easter
1376
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:04,840
Baby
1377
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:05,880
God damn it
1378
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,520
(upbeat music)
1379
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:10,520
I don't worry nobody's listening anyway
1380
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:11,560
As you know
1381
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,880
I'm a man of special needs
1382
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,320
Surely you can't be serious
1383
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:16,520
I am serious
1384
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,800
And don't call me sure
1385
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:44,800
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