In “Lubricus Not Includicas” | Episode 260 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan launch their campaign for a third straight local podcast award, size up the competition, celebrate Fred finally landing Dave Chappelle tickets, and follow Parker back into the gym, where childcare, bad knees, glute machines, gym etiquette, legal contracts, and questionable exercise noises all become one very long mistake. After the break, the Business Manatee returns to address last week’s dramatic exit, explain how the North Florida-South Georgia fish markets bounced back, recommend GameStop, weigh in on spoiled coffee creamer, and offer more financial wisdom than anyone asked for. The crew also dives into health news, including drug-resistant Shigella, sexual transmission, daycare bacteria, extremely bad anatomy analogies, and the realization that sometimes a contract really does need to specify: Lubricus Not Includicas.
Episode 260 opens with Parker, Fred, and Allan celebrating another milestone and immediately campaigning for help. The Black Lincoln Collective is once again nominated for a local podcast award, and after winning the previous two years, the guys are officially chasing the three-peat.
That means sizing up the competition.
The crew runs through several fellow nominees, including a church podcast, an old nemesis, real estate shows, a Reverend David Tipton, and a podcast hosted by an investor-attorney-Brazilian-jiu-jitsu black belt and a bodybuilder/music artist. That last combination is enough to make Parker briefly reconsider the usual “talk shit about the competitors” strategy.
The general campaign message is simple: vote BLC, ignore everyone else, and maybe don’t antagonize the jiu-jitsu guy.
Fred then brings some genuinely good news: after previously missing out because tickets sold out too quickly, his upgraded internet connection finally pays off and he lands tickets to see Dave Chappelle in Charlotte. The guys talk ticket prices, making a full day of the trip, potentially golfing, staying overnight, possibly hitting a casino, and Fred’s history of seeing Chappelle before and after Chappelle’s Show became a phenomenon.
Parker follows that with his own personal update: he is officially back in the gym.
The real selling point isn’t fitness. It’s childcare.
Parker discovers a gym where his kids can hang out in a surprisingly elaborate children’s area with game consoles, a theater, a play structure, basketball, and staff supervision while he exercises. What begins as a fitness plan quickly sounds more like Parker has discovered affordable short-term childcare with complimentary weight machines.
He explains that he is trying to repair his knee, back, hip, and essentially every other part of his body that has started making noises. That means using machines he associates more with glute and hip work, including abductors and glute kickbacks.
Naturally, he decides the correct solution is to add increasingly dramatic grunts, poses, and “look back at it” energy to every rep.
The conversation shifts into gym memberships and how notoriously difficult some companies make cancellation. That becomes a broader discussion of contracts, legal jargon, companies burying unfavorable terms in the fine print, and the idea that a company can do nearly anything as long as somewhere in the agreement it effectively says:
“Lube is not included.”
Which evolves into the legal phrase nobody learned in law school:
Lubricus Not Includicas.
The gym discussion continues with Parker becoming irritated by someone occupying a machine without actually doing any reps while waiting for a friend to teach her how to use it. He and another gym member silently bond over their mutual frustration before both eventually abandon the exercise.
After the break, the show revisits last week’s most important guest.
The Business Manatee is alive.
Charles Mangrove III returns to publicly address the dramatic ending of Episode 259. He says the North Florida-South Georgia fish markets had tanked, he lost a great deal of money, and his previous behavior came during an extremely low point.
The show briefly makes an explicit point that suicide is not a joke and that people experiencing suicidal thoughts should seek help. Charles says he did exactly that, got help, spent time recovering, and is now doing much better.
Even better, the fish markets have bounced back.
Charles has apparently made all his money back and claims he “pulled himself up by his flipper straps,” immediately creating another potential episode title.
That launches an on-air debate between “Flipper Straps” and “Lubricus Not Includicas.” Business Manatee solves the problem using timeless business strategy: throw everything against the wall and see what sticks.
Charles then offers a fresh investment idea: GameStop. His reasoning involves executive stock purchases, “moon tickets,” and the kind of financial confidence that makes Parker question whether the Business Manatee learned anything from last week.
Before leaving, Parker asks Charles for help with another economic crisis: expensive organic half-and-half creamer repeatedly spoiling weeks before its printed expiration date. Business Manatee admits dairy is outside his North Florida-South Georgia fish-market expertise and provides almost no useful answer.
After Charles leaves, the show pivots into health news.
Parker brings up reports about drug-resistant Shigella, which the episode describes as an increasingly difficult-to-treat bacterial infection spreading in part through sexual contact, particularly among men who have sex with men.
That sets off exactly the kind of discussion BLC listeners would expect.
The guys try to understand fecal-oral transmission, why Shigella historically spread in daycares, how sexual behavior can transmit it, and which parts of the human body should remain strictly exit-only.
The explanation then transforms into a full airlock analogy involving astronauts, facilities, alien invasions, dinosaurs, inner chambers, outer chambers, and whether a person can technically be “inside” without being inside.
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swap the mail and start it in the morning.
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I'm gonna get fucked!
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With your most harder.
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Parker Posey?
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It's twice a blade, what's it?
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That's right, she's the second most famous parker on this show.
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Yeah! Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Charlie, guys you see my decorations?
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Welcome, welcome one and all to the 260th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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We are the 260th.
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Rally broadcast to 160th.
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That's a number. We can do it with any number.
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Are you not at the time?
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118th and we can do it with every number.
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8th.
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Yeah!
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Just 8th!
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Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, of course.
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The Rally Broadcasting and PC studio scattered all around the areas.
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And you can of course, see us on YouTube, Spotify, all the best platforms for podcasts.
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And americasfavoritepodcast.com which brings me to say this, americasfavoritepodcast.com, Fred.
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And now it's the man whose nose, nose, nose, noses, is Fred and Mises.
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Nope.
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Narazan.
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No Zee's.
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I am, are you calling me, does racist man?
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No Zee's.
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I'm saying you were the Zee's.
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I've got a big nose.
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I didn't say it though.
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Yeah, big nose, I'm sorry.
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You can't be racist for a July.
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Oh, black people are most racist.
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And maybe outwardly.
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As always, Allan.
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Oh, two, three.
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Okay.
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Not even like a, what's up?
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Like any of you give us that.
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Allan should develop catchphrases for himself.
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Just at one a week.
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Just give me one, one, like one line.
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Every like whatever it might be, like kukuracha.
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It could be this week's.
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Not my cock.
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Right, whatever you want to say, Allan, just drop it on.
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You have to say anything to rest the show.
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Okay, I can do that.
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We'd prefer that you didn't say that.
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Hey ladies and gentlemen, guess what?
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It is our favorite time of year.
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You'll never believe it.
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It's time to start the show.
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And we're going to start the show by begging for your help.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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You guys.
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Oh my God.
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You guys.
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So my heart needs you.
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Please.
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Please answer our calls, answer our prayers.
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Vote for us.
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Vote podcast of the year on postcurry.com.
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We've wanted two years in a row.
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And this year, she's getting hot.
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We're going for the three feet.
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We're trying to go that's hard to do, you know.
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Yeah, it's hard to do.
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Like not about a million.
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One can do that.
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When this award once was difficult enough.
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Was my, your mentor for us, really?
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Was mind boggling a three-peat.
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You got to set it down.
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Yeah, you just got to give it to us, right?
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You got to set it down.
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I think when we show up this time.
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You know what?
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If we were in a row, we will show up.
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I'm there, dude.
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For the party.
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I'm there because you know what?
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We need to be there.
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So here's some.
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So in the years past, we've talked about.
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Some of our competitors in this thing.
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And, you know, the thing about it is.
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Sometimes it's like.
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Fuck, we're fucked guys.
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Yeah, yeah, so I thought.
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Well, like you guys were like, hey, we shouldn't talk shit about these people.
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There are brethren in podcasting, right?
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And I was like, yeah, to an extent, but also fuck them at the same time.
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And so I'm going to say the same thing this year.
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But not to everybody.
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So I'm going to read to you the names.
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And I'm going to let you guys guess you're going to say.
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I just assume when you say, Allan, there's one of them that's like, ah.
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There's one of them that I'm like, not this guy.
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He's all right.
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Like, you know what?
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This was okay.
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So here we go.
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I'm going to let you.
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Just assume.
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I'm going to say GFY to all of these, right?
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And just give me the name of what you think that I say is okay.
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We have no prior knowledge.
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So here are the nominees for best local podcast.
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I get them from roll out.
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Yeah.
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One one even sitting close to the board.
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That would make the noises.
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That's what I expect.
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That's what I expect.
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That's what I expect.
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That's what I expect.
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That's what I expect.
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The best local podcast.
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The best local podcast.
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This is why I think we're fuck, I think we had a good chance up to now.
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But this is where it gets a little hazy for us.
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Go ahead.
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Fellowship Church Greenville.
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They got the own podcast.
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Apparently, they got everything else.
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They don't have paid taxes.
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We paid more taxes for this podcast.
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Pays more taxes than that fucking church.
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Understand that, friend.
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I'm just saying.
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So obviously, they're probably I'm going to feel like outside of us, probably the number
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one contender at the moment.
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The next one is as an even older friend, oh, our nemesis is back, friend.
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Oh, our nemesis.
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Who is it?
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A nemesis if it's a lady?
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Nemesis.
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Nemesis.
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Nemesis.
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Are you back?
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Are you back?
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Are you back?
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Are you back?
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I gotta write that out.
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There it is.
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It is.
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Hello, friend.
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Our old friend, Aaron Freeland, does back.
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Yes.
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We're rocking it.
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We're going to be on again.
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He's back.
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He's back again.
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With the vengeance.
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Yes, there's back.
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She fucking hates us.
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We don't have, there's no love loss on our end either.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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There's no records.
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Casey.
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Hey, I love this.
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He hates us.
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I hope that he loves to hate us.
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I love this.
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I love this.
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I love this.
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I hope that he loves to hate us.
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I love this.
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I hope, you know, if there's one thing that, you know, the only thing that Fred, I hate
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us.
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That can really, the only thing that could change this friend is if we all unite our
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boasts to go up against the Green Book Fellowship Church.
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Like, we all stand against you.
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The, we, we hold enemies.
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We put our beef aside.
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It's just like one of those Marvel movies you guys.
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You gotta, you gotta, you gotta band together.
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Yeah, well, you're in the face of this great evil.
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Why are they up in our shit?
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That doesn't even count.
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Anyway, so rock your reinvention then selling Greenville, which whatever fucking real estate
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shit, whatever, stop the madness, which I know nothing about.
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Is that what was the ladies name?
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Darling Graham?
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Susan, Susan Lucci?
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No, from back in the days, he had the, he had the, um, infomercial.
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Yeah, it is an infomercial.
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He's an infomercial.
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I'm the man.
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Stop the madness.
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I'm the man that went away.
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I'm the man that went away.
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Oh my god, dude, this guy.
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What was the bottom of the white lady?
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Okay, here's the deal.
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I'm gonna not talk shit about these guys specifically.
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Oh.
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Because here's the description of their podcast.
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And if you guys listen, if you listen at home and across the world, do me a favor.
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Once I read this out, don't just go to their podcast, stop listening to us.
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They only have like 10 episodes, maybe 30.
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I don't fucking know.
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I can't count.
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They don't have that many episodes.
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We have more, I think.
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So Fred, stop the madness podcast is about investor attorney and Brazilian jujitsu black belt,
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Isaac Cotto, an international music artist and bodybuilder, the kid plot.
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They team up to bring you the stop the madness podcast and discuss everything from sports news
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to today's topics with unique views and fresh cakes.
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I can't.
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I ain't talking shit about that.
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I didn't get my ass kicked.
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No, we're gonna talk shit about one of them.
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I don't know why you would talk shit about them, man.
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I love these guys.
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Yeah, that's it.
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They're not the ones that I, on my list, but that brings us to our next competitor, I guess.
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David Tipton.
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David Tipton?
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David Tipton.
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No, David.
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David Tipton.
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Yeah, just David Tipton.
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David Tipton?
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David Tipton?
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That's it.
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David Tipton, podcast, I guess.
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David Tipton?
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I don't know who he is.
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Is it, is that his name?
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David Tipton.
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I think he's a Jesus guy.
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He's Reverend David Tipton.
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Oh, see?
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David Tipton.
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GFY to all of them except for the jujitsu guys.
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David Tipton was the one that I held, held hope for because I was like, what a name.
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David Tipton.
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He sounds like a fun guy, right?
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David Tipton.
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He would sing a little chant when you're run by.
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He's a singer.
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Yeah, he just sing a little bit.
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He's like, oh, there's nobody.
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Oh, yeah, can we have David Tipton?
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I don't know.
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I just want to see you.
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Good morning, Brad.
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You every time you leave, he's all down.
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You're like, God, David, David Tipton.
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You're the best.
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But it's not going to be that way, Fred, because he's our enemy too.
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So, hey, forget all the names that I just wasted time telling you because none of you are voting for ladies and gentlemen.
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They're not going for me.
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We're running unless the one guy that, like I said, is a jujitsu master and we'll get to go.
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We're going by a landslide.
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We won allegedly by a landslide every year, every year.
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I mean, they don't show us the numbers, but they won't show you the number.
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They do show you some numbers.
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Yeah.
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And those numbers are how much it costs to accept an award with them.
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They get to black.
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They're like, congratulations on winning.
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You're the ones who we think will pay.
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That's how we determine who wins.
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They're like, we know, we know Karen Friedland don't have shit.
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And the other guys just talk about walking on dirt. How much money can they have?
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They're like, but the Black Lincoln Collective comedy pocket, that's a lot of words.
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No, no, it's prestigious.
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Yeah, they got it.
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Yeah, that's why we had to pay for it because it's right.
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And we just, it's the B.O.C.
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You had to get an extra wide black.
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Right.
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It's long.
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Everybody else is like, you know, right?
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Yeah, you're like, it's going to take all three of you to hold this one.
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Like a big, going left.
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Super hero sandwich like everybody else.
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Ready.
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Pretty Mr. Nigel Robinson.
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That was it.
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Well, you know what?
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I feel like he's going to be back.
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I feel like he's got a good chance.
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Yeah, I think so.
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I don't know, what's the other guys stand, stand, stand, stand, stand, stand, stand.
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I don't know.
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I don't watch the news.
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The news is nothing but propaganda.
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Unlike this show, which is nothing, but it's entertainment, but entertainment.
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We're gando.
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We're gando.
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That's right.
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We're not proper.
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We're just gando.
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Yeah, the gando.
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We're gando.
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Gando these nuts.
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Take a gando these nuts.
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Yeah, propaganda of them.
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Well, Fred, speaking of propaganda, you mentioned me, you were going to go on an amazing adventure.
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And man, and I, I finally did it, man.
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Thanks to my good ass internet.
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Yeah, I remember, remember back in the day, I told you all the story.
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I was going to see this comedian.
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Yes.
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The tickets went on sale and I could not get, they sold out within like 10 minutes, because I didn't have the fast internet, you know, I lost out.
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Well, he's coming back.
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All right, all right.
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And I got the tickets next week.
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I am going to Charlotte to see Mr. Dave Chappelle.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Once again, Allan was going to.
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Yes.
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He has buttons.
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Yeah.
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His fingers hurt, man.
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They get hit.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Allan's got the joint jets of fingers.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah.
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I can't do it either.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's all we wanted.
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That's all we needed.
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All right.
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Cool.
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So Dave Schwarz playing his e-companies on.
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No, I think he's in a big arena.
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Yeah.
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This is the arena tour.
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Yeah.
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This is the.
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All right.
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Well, good.
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You got some good internet.
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You got some good tickets.
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You get good seats.
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Yeah.
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I did.
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Well, the best I could get at an affordable price.
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Right.
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Well, yeah.
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Tickets were insane.
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They're insane, man.
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Okay.
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So.
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I want you to.
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Yeah.
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I want you to give us a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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We're going to give you a new.
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well I'm spying number four. So the top three with your myself and yourself, Frederick,
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but I'm going to say it. We just we like being underground, right?
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Yeah. So think once you stick your head above ground, oh man, it's over for you. It's a whole
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different thing. Yeah. Like they go the way. Right. Now they live early anywhere anywhere.
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The only place I can't go is to the children's museum, not a child, but I think that's a
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root for everybody. I don't think that's just for me. That's a good root. Yeah. You know,
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I do agree with you. I was like, yeah, good call. Not a bad. Yeah. Good idea.
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Yeah. So you're going to smell. Are you going by yourself? Are you taking the team with you?
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Who's going to end up two other buddies are going all right. Um, spend the night,
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stay there going straight back tonight. I am, uh, I'm trying to go hit that little
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casino with two games. Yeah. It's, it's like 45 minutes from Charlotte. It's like, it is 20 minutes.
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It's exit five. Charlotte's exit 33. No, yeah. I think about the stadium. He's not at the stadium.
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Yeah. Well, he's that, uh, he's downtown. Yeah, but that's an extra 10 minutes probably. Yeah.
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Oh, no, we're going to put it all night. Yeah. It's over the whole night.
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You can go and like, just go when everyone else goes to sleep. Right.
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All right. So yeah, you stay in the night, living at the Vita, Loka, right?
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Any other plans while you're up there? Is it just for Shepel? Uh,
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so well, since we're staying tonight, we, I'm trying to make a whole day of it. So we might
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try to catch around a golf too. So that's what I was wondering is like, restaurant is there like
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like a golfing. Yeah. I'm going to make a whole day of it, huh? You're going to be the Trump golf course.
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There's a truck course in Charlotte. Yeah. Really? I didn't know that. Yeah. I mean,
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it's a new one. They don't let it stay on the ground. I took a big ol' grumpy one of the bathrooms.
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Take a grumpy on the 18th green.
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I'm eating it. This is during winter and it was, oh, yeah. I'm eating it. I went in there. He came out and
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when I came out, you know, I had my work uniform and the lady said,
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I just took shit. Yeah. He's like, what are you going to do now? I'm not taking it back.
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It's too late for you. It's all good. It came out all right. That's what I had. I'm like,
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I'm glad you're here. You were concerned. I was a little concerned too at times. Yeah.
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We made it through together, Bethel. It was a struggle. And it took my pants off.
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I don't even work here. How do you work at all? I wore this just because I was worried for other people
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who were behind me. That's why I wear the safety vest.
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Yeah. I bought this on the way because they wouldn't let me poop at Walmart.
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You have to be a customer. It wasn't the right time. So, yeah, Fred, too. That's exciting, man.
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I'm excited, man. You have a great time. It's good. I'm, I need it. I need to look good. Yeah. You got
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to get out. You got to get out on the road and see the things because you're not going to, you know,
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who knows when should help me back around? Exactly. Yeah. You know, you're already fine
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to Vegas to see somebody who came through literally through the town that we live in. That's what I miss.
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You know, hey, don't forget. You're ghosting up, man. I'm ghosting. Yeah. You're white. You're
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whiter than white baby. You're like a bed sheet. Yeah. Of course. Hey, Fred, don't forget.
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Yeah. It's the first annual turn to the BLC Las Vegas spectacular.
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That's right, Fred. It's coming up. It's coming up in just a few short months.
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Soak your tickets now. And find us. Probably a restaurant.
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Find us between the middle of the Panda Express covered in the secrets of fermented out.
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Because we made it a fucking day. Covered it. Animal fault. Yeah. Just cover, make me animal style, baby.
480
00:19:54,060 --> 00:20:02,140
I'm Vegas. Covered in the animals. And just yelling, I'm animal style.
481
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:08,940
You some like the news. I love Los Vegas. Yeah. I'm sure of it. This is.
482
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:16,300
I'm going to call it. What do you call it? What do I call it? Allan? When you get like,
483
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,660
when you book somewhere for like six months or whatever,
484
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:24,300
or residency, a resident. Yeah. I've got a resident.
485
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:29,660
Animal style show. It's had the Trump.
486
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:35,740
It's no longer bankrupt. Thanks America. You shit over there.
487
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:42,620
You never believe it. No one goes in. So they can do whatever they want. But,
488
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:47,260
well, Fred, I'm excited for you. Yeah. I'm glad. I'm glad. I can't wait to hear how it goes. I can't
489
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:52,940
wait to hear how you tried to participate in the show. Yes. Yes. That is something that you love
490
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:57,660
to do. And I'll be I'll be I'll be way back then. But I'll make sure he hears me. Yeah.
491
00:20:57,660 --> 00:21:02,220
Just you'll be on sea. Yeah. Yeah. And when people looking up here will not show up us.
492
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:13,340
Do you want to go and yell something? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. The first time I saw him was
493
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:19,820
that little John. And this was like right after he came out with Chapelle. And like he literally had
494
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:27,420
to stop the show because people kept yelling out, you know, I'm real dang, or, you know, just all kind of
495
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:34,780
shit. Yeah. I mean, all all kind of shit from Chapelle. So, yeah. I mean, I was like, yeah,
496
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:42,700
baby, I bring your kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
497
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:50,300
Saladore. Yeah. I mean, that's all it was. That's all. Well, you know, I saw him in Charlet right
498
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:55,260
before Chapelle show came out. Like literally two weeks before Chapelle shows first episode came out.
499
00:21:55,260 --> 00:22:01,980
Oh. And it was the funniest fucking thing that I have ever had the experience of experiencing.
500
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:06,540
Like he didn't even tell jokes. Yeah. He just stood there and talked and it was just like the
501
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:11,660
fucking funniest thing. And that's what I've been hearing the like a lot of his shit is now too is
502
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:17,100
just like a lot of talk. And yeah, I mean, that's just like, you know, and a lot of political
503
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:25,660
jokes and so like, I don't know how it's gonna go. But it'll be funny. Because if you want to hear
504
00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:30,940
jokes, just watch it special. If you want to hang out with Dave Chappelle, go to the show. Yeah.
505
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:35,020
That's kind of what it felt like it felt more like, oh, a night with Dave Chappelle as opposed to like
506
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:42,700
T. Dave Chappelle perform, right? Yeah. He was smoking cigarettes. Oh, yeah. He's he bummed
507
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:47,260
cigarettes off the people in the night where we play. Yeah, he was like, he was assing. Anybody got
508
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:51,900
a mental? And like, if anybody had one, like, couple of you be like, hey, can I get one?
509
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:56,220
And like, they give to me like, hey, bummer smoke, like, light and stuff. So fucking cool.
510
00:22:56,780 --> 00:23:04,300
I was like, Oh, my God. Yeah, let me get that bad. At least let me have a picture of you.
511
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,660
Like a little baggy. They're like, they're calling you that.
512
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:08,860
Those bells, but
513
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:13,100
well, Matt, friend, speaking of butts,
514
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:19,180
you're gonna bust in more ways than one and more ways than I care to admit,
515
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:25,020
your boy has decided to return to life at the gymnasium.
516
00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:33,900
That's right, Fred. I'm back in the gym. Me and the kids are I found a gym because I was like,
517
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:40,540
I was like, I can't ever go to the gym because I have children and the children will not exercise
518
00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:47,980
with good form. So they're out. It's all about form, Fred. The only reason I do it is I can be like,
519
00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:56,140
I'm white. I'm like, I'm lifting one bounce. I'll never hurt my back.
520
00:23:56,140 --> 00:24:00,060
Don't I'm doing it perfectly and handsomely.
521
00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:07,260
I'm perfect there. Anyway, so, uh, no, so I was like, Hey, I can't take tape in the gym, the sucks.
522
00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:13,660
And then I saw on one of the social medias, they're like, Hey, there is a gym that you can take
523
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:20,140
your kids to and they'll watch them for free. And I was like, Oh, there's a place that I can take
524
00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:25,500
my children and then just leave them. I don't even go work out. I can just drop them off.
525
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:30,220
They're like two hours. I'm not doing a whole trial. We're talking about. I'm like, why?
526
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:34,220
All you do is call for me. Uh, I'm a little bit important. Yeah.
527
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:37,420
They go. I'm doing right. I was doing exactly. It's wrong.
528
00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:41,580
It's a day. Yeah. Just crying because I have quiet.
529
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:45,500
Max, I'll sell some of your face. Yeah. Animal style.
530
00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:57,660
That's the red that it's you. I don't know. I gotta get my pump on. Yeah. So I was like,
531
00:24:57,660 --> 00:25:03,420
shit, I'm gonna go. Well, for my first thought was like, okay, cool. But then my second thought was
532
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:08,220
like, okay, but is it like you go to the, like they're like here, put your kids in this cage
533
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:14,300
and go work out for an hour. You know, like, they're like, yeah, they're like, we finally put
534
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:21,020
a seat in this empty room. Enjoy kids. The buds are all one of you.
535
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:27,340
They're like, when we got here today, there were 12 kids. Now there's only four.
536
00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:33,900
And their parents didn't get them. I'm like, great. I'm like, cool kids. You're gonna be fine.
537
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:39,100
Team up. But, but now, so I went and I was like, let me check this thing out.
538
00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:46,940
And so when I was like, holy shit, the kids area is the coolest thing in the entire
539
00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:58,060
they have like six, like, uh, switches and Xboxes lined up on the wall with the TV and a chair right
540
00:25:58,060 --> 00:26:03,020
in front of them. So the kids can play Fortnite or whatever on like the communal accounts. Then they
541
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:09,900
have a theater, like a 30 seat theater with a huge TV that they're always playing like cartoons
542
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:15,180
and shit on. And then beside that, they have like a play place, like a jungle gym play place,
543
00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:19,260
like McDonald's style. And they're just like, and then they have like room like basketball,
544
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:24,460
goal and all this stuff. And they're just like, go for it. Kids have fun. And like the two people
545
00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:28,140
who work there are like two like 19 year old girls. So they're just like, okay.
546
00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:33,020
All right. Yeah, I was like, I was like, they're good. They're like, I don't know. And I'm like, okay.
547
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:39,020
They're like, are you there? I'm like, were they where they well behaved? They're like, maybe.
548
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:45,980
And I'm like, great. So, but yeah, it's been, you don't even have to tip them? No, no, it's part of
549
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:50,140
the, it's part of the service. Yeah. It's part of it. You have to get the maximum package.
550
00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:56,060
I already had the maximum package in my pants. And so when I brought it in, they were like,
551
00:26:57,020 --> 00:27:01,180
we see your already a member. And I was like, man, you see my memory.
552
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:06,700
I was like, no, for long. That's the right.
553
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:11,180
It sounds like you're two years, two old ladies.
554
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:18,220
We live in South Carolina. No matter where I went with that joke, it was going to get worse.
555
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:25,260
Anyway, so I've been back to the gym because I, you know, I fucked up my knee. And I've had a
556
00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:31,340
back issue because I'm fat and old and fat plus old equals her sore back. That equal bad me.
557
00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:35,260
And bad knee and sore back and all the shit. The only thing that's great about me is this
558
00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:39,980
fucking hairstyle because it's killing it. But outside of that, everything is falling apart.
559
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:48,460
But so I was like, well, I can't let it fall. You know, it's like a car, friend. When your
560
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:53,980
brakes first start squealing, you can address the issue or you can wait till they start grinding.
561
00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:59,660
And then it's going to cost you a lot more. Well, my tires and brakes have completely melted off.
562
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:09,100
And I barely even have a car at this point. But I'm like, I know a guy, I got a Latino guy who says
563
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:21,020
he could take care of it. And his name is crunchy. This is crunchy. He is. He's a captain of my heart.
564
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:26,140
But no, but yeah, so we're back. I said I'm back in the gym. I'm working on my knee. I'm working on
565
00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:30,940
my back. I'm working on my hip. I'm working on all the shit. Loving it because I can do it because I
566
00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:36,620
can take the kids and drop them off and go do it any day. So I'm like, I'm going to do it every
567
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:42,140
fucking day. No excuses now, man. No excuses. I don't know. I didn't need. I didn't have excuses.
568
00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:47,820
I had reasons I couldn't go. I wanted to go. Brad, you don't think I want to be the
569
00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:55,740
buffest one on the show. Yeah. I know you do. That's my goal is to be able to body slam you and Allan.
570
00:28:55,740 --> 00:29:00,220
No, you know, I'm at the same time. No, I like Matt's like really competitive.
571
00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:06,380
Everything you can just say, I bet you do it to that. We should be like, I bet you I can get
572
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:12,140
buffered and you can in six words. Let's do it. Yeah, that's true. And then I won't do it.
573
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:19,900
Because the thing you'd be like, I lost no big deal. I mean, I won't look at me. I'm like, good
574
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:28,060
to see you. I'm taking so many steroids in the last six months. My bubbles have disappeared.
575
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:33,260
And you're like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that. I should have done that.
576
00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:39,740
I punch through seven blockers.
577
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:44,140
That's like, how long are you pounds? What the fuck are you doing?
578
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:50,620
It's like, oh, when did the six months start? Yeah. I didn't say what six months?
579
00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:57,740
I didn't say it in a row, bro. But no, yeah, it's great. But the problem is, Fred, that because I'm
580
00:29:57,740 --> 00:30:02,620
working on, like, said, really trying to get this lower body shit straightened out, get my back fixed.
581
00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:08,620
I'm hitting exercises and don't to the listeners at home. Don't take this inappropriately. I don't
582
00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:11,660
mean it to be inappropriate. I don't mean it to be sexist, but it's gonna sound sexist.
583
00:30:11,660 --> 00:30:18,620
Most of the exercises I'm doing are exercises that ladies tend to do with the gym.
584
00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:27,100
Yeah, you're one. I'm not, I mean, I am, I identify as a fat ass. So you could take that however you want.
585
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:34,220
But I have to do, because my hip thing, I have to do what's called abductors, which is where you put
586
00:30:34,220 --> 00:30:37,400
You put your legs like this and they go out and you do in.
587
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,960
No, it's like a thing and then I do, I do the one.
588
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,660
There's one.
589
00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:51,500
And you can hear it.
590
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:56,060
Is the whole time I'm like, Oh, one.
591
00:30:56,060 --> 00:31:01,420
Yeah, they're like, Oh, that's not how you're supposed to do that, sir.
592
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:03,560
That's a damn.
593
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,820
Am I lonely?
594
00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:06,800
And nobody said I couldn't ride it reverse.
595
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,780
One, two, three, four, four, five, six.
596
00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:12,780
(laughs)
597
00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:15,540
Well, you know, I'm doing 20 sets, guys, get ready.
598
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,900
But no, so I'm doing that one.
599
00:31:17,900 --> 00:31:18,900
I'm doing one.
600
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:23,500
It's called like a glute kickback, which is where you like, you stand on this thing,
601
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:26,220
like it has like a foot thing and you push your foot back.
602
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,380
You push your leg back like you're taking off.
603
00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:29,220
Yeah.
604
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,620
And like, and then something that again, lots of ladies do it.
605
00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:34,220
Yeah, yeah.
606
00:31:34,220 --> 00:31:37,140
It's for the hammies, it's for your hammies, man.
607
00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:42,220
It's for your glutes and your delts and your trips and your slam bends.
608
00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:43,940
You just need to do squats, bitch.
609
00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:46,820
I, and you know, that's the thing, but the problem is, friend, I'm old.
610
00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:48,740
So when I squat, poop a little bit.
611
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,580
Of course.
612
00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:51,060
(laughs)
613
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:52,620
Oh, no, you don't want to risk that.
614
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,100
Yeah.
615
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,540
Seven years now, Fred, my body's a cusp of the,
616
00:31:56,540 --> 00:32:00,620
we've this guy squats, if only happens.
617
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,740
Right, two other pals.
618
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:05,700
And I was going to know the shit right out of my shirt.
619
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:07,340
So I hate that weight up.
620
00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:08,340
You want that?
621
00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:09,340
Never come back.
622
00:32:09,340 --> 00:32:10,340
Never come back.
623
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:11,860
Never come back again.
624
00:32:11,860 --> 00:32:14,420
I cancel my membership in six months.
625
00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:15,580
I bet like that was enough time.
626
00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:21,820
No, sir, you have to come, you have to come in and physically cancel.
627
00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:23,940
I, well, I guess I'm paying for it for it.
628
00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:24,940
Yeah, right.
629
00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:27,980
You can't through the membership of that place?
630
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:28,980
Yeah, yeah.
631
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,620
That's one of the things you have to go there.
632
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:33,140
No, you don't need more.
633
00:32:33,140 --> 00:32:35,180
But you go tomorrow, okay?
634
00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:36,940
Why you had cats?
635
00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:37,860
Right.
636
00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:41,500
No, because I cancel my Planet Fitness because I wasn't using it.
637
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:45,060
And it was like you just have to do it online now, because they made a rule.
638
00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:45,900
Yeah.
639
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:47,220
Thanks a lot, Biden.
640
00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:50,380
They made a rule that said you had to be able to do it online.
641
00:32:50,380 --> 00:32:51,540
Right, yeah.
642
00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:53,300
So which again, fuck yeah.
643
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:54,900
Yeah, that's why, that's why
644
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:59,500
I did it because people just because it was shitty, dude.
645
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:06,260
Yeah, it's just you know, I'm coming in there that's not right.
646
00:33:06,260 --> 00:33:09,220
No, man, you make it difficult for everybody.
647
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:11,580
Yeah, that's that's what they want to do.
648
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:12,580
Yep.
649
00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:13,860
And they do.
650
00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:21,100
But that's that's why like, you know, contract, so I always admit, we're jargon.
651
00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,460
Right, it's called legal ease.
652
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,460
Right.
653
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:25,460
I think it.
654
00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:27,320
So we, they can fuck you.
655
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,180
And then you'd be like, well, it's in the contract.
656
00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:30,420
You just didn't read it.
657
00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:31,420
Right.
658
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,900
And they say, and we didn't have to use loop.
659
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:36,420
It's right here in our full scene.
660
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:37,420
Then.
661
00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:38,420
No, it's not included.
662
00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:41,620
And I'm like, yeah, it's not included.
663
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,380
It's not included.
664
00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:45,020
Yeah.
665
00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:50,660
No, it's not included.
666
00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:54,540
Oh, my God.
667
00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:56,020
What are we doing tonight?
668
00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:57,020
Okay.
669
00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,020
So I'm there.
670
00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:59,020
I'm doing my thing.
671
00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:03,740
And I realized, like I said, that all these women, these are generally ladies exercises.
672
00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:08,140
And so I've decided what I'm going to do, especially with the glue kick back, because I'm
673
00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:09,620
a little pizazz on it.
674
00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:13,540
No, because I'm going to do it, Fred.
675
00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:17,500
If I'm going to kick that thing back, I'm going to spend it, baby.
676
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,500
You get back, man.
677
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,420
So we're in tighter, entire pants as I lose weight.
678
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:22,420
Yeah.
679
00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:25,340
And then I'm going to go back and I'm going to every time I kick back, I'm going to win.
680
00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:28,740
Yeah, I'm going to say, yeah, you got to look back at it.
681
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:29,740
You got to look back at it.
682
00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:30,740
You got to look back at it.
683
00:34:30,740 --> 00:34:31,740
You like a stassy look back.
684
00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:33,740
Like, you need a grunt when you do it too.
685
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:34,740
Yeah.
686
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:37,740
And I was like, was it snappy grub?
687
00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:38,740
Like, yeah.
688
00:34:38,740 --> 00:34:39,740
Like, man.
689
00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:40,740
Yeah.
690
00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:41,740
Right.
691
00:34:41,740 --> 00:34:42,740
And I'll wear like the toughest things.
692
00:34:42,740 --> 00:34:46,780
And then when two people talk to me, I'm like, this is such a hard exercise.
693
00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:47,780
I'm like, yeah.
694
00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:49,820
Like, I just love it though.
695
00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:51,940
So yeah, but it's been weird.
696
00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:53,340
It's been great.
697
00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:58,660
It's also been weird because there was a lady last night and this, I'll wrap it on the story
698
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,180
because it's just, this is stupid.
699
00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:02,900
It made me very mad last night in the gym.
700
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:08,380
So when did the gym and there's a lady and she's like, she gets on the machine, the one
701
00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:10,700
that Allan, the slapping machine.
702
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:13,260
And I smile, I got two machines left.
703
00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:15,020
I'm on the one.
704
00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:16,980
And then she gets on slapping over there.
705
00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:21,220
And I'm like, shit, I'm hopefully she'll be done by the time I'm done with this.
706
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:24,420
I can hit that one and get the fuck out of here because I don't want to be here one second
707
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:25,420
longer than I have to.
708
00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:27,460
There are too many hot girls.
709
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:31,620
And I, Fred, I just don't want to sex all these ladies.
710
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:32,620
Yeah.
711
00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:33,620
Yeah.
712
00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:34,620
I'm used to right.
713
00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:35,620
You don't shit where you get Fred.
714
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:36,620
No, you can't.
715
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:37,620
No, you shouldn't anyway.
716
00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:39,620
Can't lose weight like this.
717
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:43,540
No, no, no, I'm not, I'm gonna lose a lot more than me.
718
00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:45,180
And I'm gonna love every minute of it.
719
00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:52,100
And some of the dudes are pretty hot, but still, so, Fred, I'm there.
720
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:56,140
And I'm like, cool, I wrap up, I do my three sets of 12.
721
00:35:56,140 --> 00:35:57,140
Done, this is my legs.
722
00:35:57,140 --> 00:36:03,980
I'm like, oh, my legs are so fat still, but like, we're headed in the right direction, you
723
00:36:03,980 --> 00:36:04,980
know?
724
00:36:04,980 --> 00:36:08,820
And, but I'm like, but they're still, they're not happy about this.
725
00:36:08,820 --> 00:36:11,860
So I'm like, I get it up, I wipe off the machine, which not everybody does that.
726
00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:13,820
And that frustrates the fuck out of me.
727
00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:17,340
But I get, the younger people don't do it and it's very dumb.
728
00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:20,380
But so I get up and I'm like, cool, well, maybe she's done.
729
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:26,420
And I look over, not only is she not done, Fred, she's yet to begin.
730
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:32,260
She's been on her phone with a fucking band on her leg, like one of those resistance bands,
731
00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:34,740
like a little like, like not a real one.
732
00:36:34,740 --> 00:36:35,740
Right.
733
00:36:35,740 --> 00:36:41,380
And she's on her phone, like, Googling, and just Googling and googling and googling, and
734
00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:43,780
I'm like, she hasn't done one fucking rep.
735
00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:47,620
And so I'm like, okay, well, I'll find something else to do.
736
00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:54,020
And at this point, there's another girl who's like, you know, mid 20s probably, who's
737
00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:57,980
like also on a machine right before me, that she went to that machine.
738
00:36:57,980 --> 00:36:59,180
And I was like, cool, I'll just go for her.
739
00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:00,180
She knocked her shit out.
740
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:03,860
Boom, boom, just like I did, you know, I'm not there to fucking dilly dally, right?
741
00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:04,860
Right.
742
00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:05,860
So I can get time.
743
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:06,860
I'm too old.
744
00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:07,860
Yeah, mate, Fred.
745
00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:08,860
I could be dead in any second.
746
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:13,060
And if I do, I in the gym, then that's maybe my family could sue them.
747
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:18,420
But, you know, but so I'm waiting and waiting and waiting and then the girl and I was like,
748
00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:21,900
I said, I said, she done like, I'm like whisper to her.
749
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:26,900
I don't want to be creepy, but I'm like, think of my, I'm like, hey, she got like any sets.
750
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:29,020
And she's like, she hasn't fucking moved.
751
00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:34,260
And I was like, she hasn't like moved like, like, and she's like, she hasn't done one rep.
752
00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:35,260
And so yeah, like what?
753
00:37:35,260 --> 00:37:36,860
So I'm like, hey, are you like doing okay?
754
00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:37,860
You done?
755
00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:39,860
She's like, I don't know how to use this.
756
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:42,340
The lady is like, I don't know how to use, I have a friend coming over to show
757
00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:43,340
me.
758
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:46,860
So her friend comes over and we're so, the other girl, I kind of say it, and they're like,
759
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:49,460
okay, and the friends like, here, let me show you.
760
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:52,620
And this is a very simple machine.
761
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:54,140
There's literally only one thing you could do.
762
00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:56,300
This is a bit like, I'll show you.
763
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,300
I don't want to show you.
764
00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:58,300
I don't want to touch that thing.
765
00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:00,060
I can think, man, I'll trust these people.
766
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:02,540
I mean, you're going to get your reps in.
767
00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:07,620
And I would, you know, she wouldn't have, she wouldn't have accepted the way that I do
768
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:08,620
grunting reps.
769
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,740
Because I rep that shit like it's, like it's, like it's going to style.
770
00:38:11,740 --> 00:38:14,860
I hold it out and I'm like, give it to me.
771
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:18,340
And then I put it in and then I say, oh, I'm deep.
772
00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:22,780
And then every time I do a different moniker, like I'm, the thing I'm trying to get Allen
773
00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:26,500
to do at the beginning of the show, just a little catchphrase every time.
774
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,660
And then I'm like, I poppy.
775
00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:30,500
And then like I do another one.
776
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,500
And it's great.
777
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:32,500
It's really good for my motivation.
778
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,020
That's the main reason I'm there.
779
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,780
And I yell it real loud.
780
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:38,780
But so yeah, so no, she's like, oh, my friends come to show me.
781
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:41,460
And her friend comes over and she's like, oh, yeah, you know, blah, blah, blah.
782
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:44,500
And so I talked to her, I'm like, look, we're going to be a forever.
783
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,820
She's like, you know, I think I'm just, I was like, is there like another one of these
784
00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:47,820
anywhere?
785
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:49,980
She's like, there's one, but it's in front of all the mirrors.
786
00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:52,780
And you have to, it's like a sideways one.
787
00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:58,780
So you have to like, even your crush to the mirror where everybody else is facing.
788
00:38:58,780 --> 00:39:01,180
And I was like, I don't think that one's for me.
789
00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:03,380
And she's like, it's not my vibe either.
790
00:39:03,380 --> 00:39:04,780
Maybe I'll just skip this one tonight.
791
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:07,860
And I was like, maybe I'll skip it too.
792
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:10,740
So the gym's great.
793
00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:11,740
It just, it was gross.
794
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,740
So there you go.
795
00:39:12,740 --> 00:39:13,740
There's my gym thing.
796
00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:14,740
What did you do?
797
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:17,300
You should have done the one in the mirror.
798
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:21,780
I should have next time when I get, as I go, see now I'm finding myself out.
799
00:39:21,780 --> 00:39:27,060
And that's the thing is I'm still I'm getting my groove back in a Stella S. Commander.
800
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:33,140
And so soon I'll move toward the front of the class to show the goods off, you know,
801
00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:39,980
those who are striving for that, for this build, in this pump.
802
00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:42,260
There's so many guys with so many muscles there.
803
00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:43,500
Yeah, everybody.
804
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,420
And I'm like, I never see guys like you in real life.
805
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:49,540
Like outside of a gym, I never see a guy with this big of muscles.
806
00:39:49,540 --> 00:39:51,060
That's because that's what they do together.
807
00:39:51,060 --> 00:39:52,220
That's all you do, right?
808
00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:54,380
They're going to go to the gym.
809
00:39:54,380 --> 00:39:58,660
There was one really large dude is like an African American dude, jolly motherfucker.
810
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:00,020
He was a jolly dude.
811
00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:03,060
No, no, no, no, like, and I say, lords, I don't be fat.
812
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:07,660
Like tall as shit, like 60 and like just a big guy, right?
813
00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:11,300
Like, like, probably similar body build to me, but just a big guy.
814
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:14,900
And he was just, I didn't see him do one fucking exercise.
815
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:17,860
He just walked around and talked every girl in the gym.
816
00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:21,220
Like the jolly is no, like in that, the happiest fucking man.
817
00:40:21,220 --> 00:40:22,220
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
818
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:25,420
And every girl was like, hey, what's up, I'm running up.
819
00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:27,740
And I'm like this, motherfucker, he's got it figured out.
820
00:40:27,740 --> 00:40:28,740
Yeah.
821
00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:30,220
You know, so there you go.
822
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,500
It's me to figure it out.
823
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:35,580
We're going to try and figure it out while we take a short break before we return for
824
00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:38,100
the rest of the blackling, like the podcast.
825
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:42,980
The blackling, in collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
826
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[MUSIC]
827
00:40:52,980 --> 00:41:02,980
[MUSIC]
828
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[MUSIC]
829
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830
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:25,300
Welcome back to the 260th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast.
831
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:27,900
My hair grows taller and taller as the episode goes on.
832
00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:31,460
And that's just for our YouTube viewers and listeners.
833
00:41:31,460 --> 00:41:34,180
I looks like I have a five head, maybe an eight head this way.
834
00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:36,900
So Fred, let's move that down.
835
00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:37,900
So much better.
836
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:45,260
Okay, Fred, we're so glad that you're here with us, but I have to ask you for a favor.
837
00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:45,980
>> Yep.
838
00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:48,260
>> And it's a favor you're not going to want to do.
839
00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:51,380
It's a favor that you must do because we're doing it for a friend.
840
00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:52,380
>> Oh, okay.
841
00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:55,100
>> Fred, you weren't here last week for a little while.
842
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:55,780
>> Right.
843
00:41:55,780 --> 00:42:02,540
>> And while you left, we had a segment with what was a friend of the show?
844
00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:03,300
>> Yeah.
845
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:08,060
>> And it kind of went off the rails a little bit.
846
00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:10,940
And I know you didn't listen to it because why would you want to do it?
847
00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,020
>> Yeah. >> Anybody, listen.
848
00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:13,300
>> I don't know.
849
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:16,900
>> Well, you may have heard in the rumor mill, the water cooler.
850
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:17,420
>> I do.
851
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:21,580
>> We have no water cooler that we have where everyone goes to the coast.
852
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:23,740
Except for Kathy and a county.
853
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:25,740
>> [INAUDIBLE]
854
00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:26,740
>> Right.
855
00:42:26,740 --> 00:42:28,740
So yeah, we had a friend on the show.
856
00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:35,380
And allegedly, by the end of the episode, well, his segment of the episode ended with some
857
00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:36,380
controversy.
858
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:38,380
Okay?
859
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:40,820
And people have been asking questions.
860
00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:44,460
People have been needing their one answers because, you know, this is the information age.
861
00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:45,460
>> Right.
862
00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:46,460
>> People need answers.
863
00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:53,060
>> So we reached out to his people, his representation.
864
00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:56,900
And said, hey, you know, there's an outcry.
865
00:42:56,900 --> 00:43:04,380
And you as a business person or business, animal, whatever, should really publicly address
866
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:09,460
this so that, you know, to put it to bed because the 24 hour news cycle.
867
00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:14,180
So ladies and gentlemen, let me bring on to the stage and Fred is leaving.
868
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:16,060
I wish there was a door for him.
869
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:17,940
>> Your own friend?
870
00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:20,220
>> The business, Manatee.
871
00:43:20,220 --> 00:43:23,220
>> Okay, hello.
872
00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:24,900
>> Hey, business.
873
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:29,900
>> [INAUDIBLE]
874
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:31,460
>> I'm glad to see you.
875
00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:32,300
>> Thank you.
876
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,220
Thank you.
877
00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:39,460
This is very hard for me.
878
00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:42,260
But I know I had to do it.
879
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:49,100
So I wanted to come back on your show, gentlemen, and apologize.
880
00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:50,100
>> Right.
881
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:55,100
Do you want to give me a new step that happened last week?
882
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:59,900
>> I catch the listeners up so that, because I know it takes you a little while sometimes.
883
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:01,900
>> If you must.
884
00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:04,900
>> Where you go?
885
00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:08,100
>> So again, we had you on the last week.
886
00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:10,740
>> Charles Mayer of the, yes, the third, I think.
887
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:12,900
>> We had you on last week, Charles.
888
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:13,700
>> Business Manatee.
889
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:17,060
>> You taught us a lot about business.
890
00:44:17,060 --> 00:44:20,140
Answered all of our viewers questions, our listeners questions.
891
00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:20,740
>> Yes.
892
00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:28,060
>> And unfortunately toward the end, as I recall, you may have received some bad news regarding
893
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:29,580
some investments, potentially.
894
00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:39,180
>> Yes, at the time of our interview, the stock market was in full swing.
895
00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,180
>> Right.
896
00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:48,100
>> As you know, me being in the North Florida South Georgia fish markets.
897
00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:49,100
>> Sure.
898
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:51,220
>> They tanked.
899
00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:53,940
>> No, no.
900
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:54,940
Fish tanked.
901
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:56,940
It's not funny.
902
00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:58,940
>> No, I didn't mean it to be funny.
903
00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:00,140
I just love fish.
904
00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:02,940
>> I lost a lot of money.
905
00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:06,020
I lost a lot of claims.
906
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:07,020
>> A lot of.
907
00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:13,340
>> You're puns are hilarious.
908
00:45:13,340 --> 00:45:14,340
>> Thank you.
909
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:19,020
I appreciate your appreciation.
910
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:22,020
I lost more money in a day.
911
00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,020
>> Right.
912
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:29,420
>> Then you're a little podcast would ever see it.
913
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:36,300
>> You're never going to lose more than us because we never started with any.
914
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:37,300
>> No.
915
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:40,300
>> No, well, no, but that was, so here's the controversy.
916
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:45,140
All of your business advice was sound, logical, and spot on.
917
00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:46,140
>> It's fine.
918
00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:49,220
>> Because you're a very experienced and smart Business Manatee.
919
00:45:49,220 --> 00:45:50,220
>> I am.
920
00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:56,020
>> But toward the end of the episode, and I think you did this because I understand that
921
00:45:56,020 --> 00:46:02,940
part of business is marketing, selling the products, selling everything, you know, being
922
00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:08,820
the world's greatest showman with the lady with the beard and you were doing all that.
923
00:46:08,820 --> 00:46:16,780
And then bam, we heard a gunshot go off and your feet cut out.
924
00:46:16,780 --> 00:46:17,780
>> Yes.
925
00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:24,780
>> So that's where people were worried because they were like, hey, did we just sort of ear witness
926
00:46:24,780 --> 00:46:25,780
a murder?
927
00:46:25,780 --> 00:46:27,780
>> No.
928
00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:29,580
>> And that's why we had to get you because I thought.
929
00:46:29,580 --> 00:46:34,900
>> Or witness the failed suicide attempt.
930
00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:40,060
>> I know it's not funny, but it's not funny.
931
00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:43,740
Suicide is not funny for the record.
932
00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:48,860
And please seek help if you are having thoughts of suicide, which is exactly what business
933
00:46:48,860 --> 00:46:49,860
manatee did.
934
00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:52,580
>> That's what I did.
935
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:58,540
I wouldn't got some help.
936
00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:01,860
And very good people.
937
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,860
Fish people.
938
00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:16,180
>> Seeming, you are your jokes, Mr. Fullyman.
939
00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:19,460
>> That was pretty good though.
940
00:47:19,460 --> 00:47:23,140
>> Yeah, I was pretty lucky.
941
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:25,740
>> But yes.
942
00:47:25,740 --> 00:47:34,700
>> I was in the hospital for a week, luckily, being a Business Manatee is a lot of fat in
943
00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:36,500
my head.
944
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:37,500
>> True.
945
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,900
>> Saved me.
946
00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:39,900
>> That's right.
947
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:40,900
>> See?
948
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:43,060
>> That's why I didn't want to go to the gym.
949
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:44,660
>> Called fat head.
950
00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:47,140
>> Well, you lost some way that day.
951
00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:54,140
>> So you were like that lady that got shot and the bullet just didn't get enough?
952
00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:55,140
>> Exactly.
953
00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:56,140
>> She had been handling it.
954
00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:57,140
>> She bullet.
955
00:47:57,140 --> 00:47:58,140
>> Could not go wrong.
956
00:47:58,140 --> 00:47:59,820
>> But it's the gut quarters, Mrs. Manatee.
957
00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:01,980
>> And plus I was underwater, so.
958
00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:03,300
>> See, that makes me--
959
00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:05,580
>> It's a lot of resistance with the bullet in the water.
960
00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:06,580
>> That's true.
961
00:48:06,580 --> 00:48:07,580
>> Inertia.
962
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:08,580
>> Inertia.
963
00:48:08,580 --> 00:48:09,580
>> Yes.
964
00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:10,580
>> Something, that's something.
965
00:48:10,580 --> 00:48:20,420
>> But I wanted to apologize to your listeners and to know that I am okay.
966
00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:21,420
>> Actually.
967
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:28,660
>> Actually and after my unlucky incident, the market's bounced back.
968
00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:29,660
>> No.
969
00:48:29,660 --> 00:48:31,660
>> I made all my money back.
970
00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:33,740
>> And I'm golden.
971
00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:35,260
>> [LAUGH]
972
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,260
>> There you go.
973
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:37,260
Business Manatee.
974
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:39,060
>> Business Manatee once again.
975
00:48:39,060 --> 00:48:44,620
>> Pulling himself, so not only Allen, did he have all his money?
976
00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:46,940
>> I pulled myself up by my flipper straps.
977
00:48:46,940 --> 00:48:48,620
>> My flipper straps.
978
00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:49,660
>> [LAUGH]
979
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:50,660
>> Damn it.
980
00:48:50,660 --> 00:48:55,780
>> We have too many great one-liners that we should name this episode.
981
00:48:55,780 --> 00:48:59,980
Flipper straps is a great name for this episode, but it can't be.
982
00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:04,500
Lubric is not included in business-- Business Manatee, what would you do?
983
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:11,580
If you have, as a business, let's make a business decision right now, Business Manatee.
984
00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:16,580
Should it be, should the name of this episode, the Iran of the Blackling Elected Podcast,
985
00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:18,940
be entitled, "Nimities."
986
00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:23,740
>> Lubric is not included in business decisions.
987
00:49:23,740 --> 00:49:25,780
>> Or flipper straps.
988
00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:29,660
>> [LAUGH]
989
00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:32,020
>> The hard call, the business decision.
990
00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:36,460
>> What is the name of the third one?
991
00:49:36,460 --> 00:49:37,900
>> The third one, flipper straps.
992
00:49:37,900 --> 00:49:39,260
>> Flipper straps.
993
00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:42,700
>> And then, ludicrous not included?
994
00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:45,420
>> Lubric is not included in, or in imitities.
995
00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:50,740
Lubric is limited is not included in lipist wraps.
996
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:52,580
>> [LAUGH]
997
00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:53,580
>> You do it all.
998
00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:55,980
>> [LAUGH]
999
00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:56,980
>> You great idea.
1000
00:49:56,980 --> 00:49:59,060
You know what, that's a very--
1001
00:49:59,060 --> 00:50:01,940
>> Business Manatee wants again.
1002
00:50:01,940 --> 00:50:06,220
>> That's a good business decision because you throw everything up against the wall and you see what sticks.
1003
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:06,980
>> Yeah.
1004
00:50:06,980 --> 00:50:08,260
>> That's a business thing.
1005
00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:11,260
>> It's a business thing.
1006
00:50:11,260 --> 00:50:13,180
>> Thank you, business thing.
1007
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:16,660
>> Well, Business Manatee, do you have any business advice for our listeners this week?
1008
00:50:16,660 --> 00:50:20,740
>> Yes, I want to give your listeners a little,
1009
00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:26,340
give me a tip, a tip of my mangrove, if you will.
1010
00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:30,340
[LAUGH]
1011
00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:35,700
There's a stock that I've been interested in for a little bit.
1012
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:40,820
It's one of your, how shall I say, dry land stocks.
1013
00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:41,820
>> Ah.
1014
00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:45,900
>> It's outside of my realm, but I've been looking into it.
1015
00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:47,660
And it seems pretty good.
1016
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:50,580
>> Thank you, my name is Ray.
1017
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:51,660
>> I'm a very, very downhound.
1018
00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:57,700
>> But it's a stock called GameStop and Evert Games.
1019
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:58,980
>> I don't know.
1020
00:50:58,980 --> 00:51:04,740
>> And, and, and, and one, the stocks worth $1 million.
1021
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:06,980
>> [LAUGH]
1022
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:09,820
>> [LAUGH]
1023
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:11,540
>> I've heard of it.
1024
00:51:11,540 --> 00:51:15,460
Invest by yourself.
1025
00:51:15,460 --> 00:51:20,060
>> This is like buy, but it's Business Manatee buy.
1026
00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:23,060
>> Moon tickets is what they call them.
1027
00:51:23,060 --> 00:51:23,740
>> B.M.
1028
00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:24,380
Moon tickets.
1029
00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:31,380
[BLANK_AUDIO]
1030
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,780
>> Another great name is.
1031
00:51:32,780 --> 00:51:33,740
>> B.M.
1032
00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:35,180
Moon tickets.
1033
00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:35,740
>> B.M.
1034
00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:37,340
Moon tickets.
1035
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:38,780
>> I damn it, it's new guy.
1036
00:51:38,780 --> 00:51:40,940
We're doing it in this.
1037
00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:52,260
>> Yes, the CEO of this GameStop has just recently bought over $3 million worth of shares.
1038
00:51:52,260 --> 00:51:53,860
>> Okay, well that's important.
1039
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:55,740
That's not a buy signal.
1040
00:51:55,740 --> 00:51:57,220
>> What is?
1041
00:51:57,220 --> 00:51:59,220
>> I don't know what is.
1042
00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:01,300
>> Business Manatee.
1043
00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:05,020
>> All right, well, Business Manatee, thank you for your advice.
1044
00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:08,500
Do you have any other things to talk about?
1045
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:12,380
>> Actually, you know what Business Manatee, don't leave you because I have one other thing I want to talk to you about.
1046
00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:14,100
We don't get to other things, that's fine.
1047
00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:16,860
Business Manatee, you're in touch.
1048
00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:20,020
I know that you're mostly like the ocean and like,
1049
00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:22,420
water shit, related shit.
1050
00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:27,260
But are you in the liquid game in general or just the fish game?
1051
00:52:27,260 --> 00:52:30,340
>> Awesome, that's what I have.
1052
00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:32,540
>> Some questions, minor liquids.
1053
00:52:32,540 --> 00:52:33,780
>> Dilling down there.
1054
00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:41,660
>> But then the CEO, he holds a lot of, how can I say, liquid product?
1055
00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:43,180
>> Liquid assets.
1056
00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:44,020
>> That is oil.
1057
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:47,620
>> Yes, that's nothing.
1058
00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:47,620
>> What?
1059
00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:55,860
>> Natural gas.
1060
00:52:55,860 --> 00:52:58,820
>> Okay, thank you, Business Manatee.
1061
00:52:58,820 --> 00:53:01,500
>> Yes, so yes, what liquid are you?
1062
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:06,660
>> The liquid I'm specifically worried about and I think you would know a lot about it because
1063
00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:10,220
aren't manatees like they're called the cows of the sea, right?
1064
00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:11,740
>> I told you.
1065
00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:12,740
>> I'm going to have to call you that.
1066
00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:13,940
>> Call me that.
1067
00:53:13,940 --> 00:53:14,900
>> Sorry, not in public.
1068
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:19,340
Not between nine and five, damn it.
1069
00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:21,700
So anyway, well, I have a question.
1070
00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:27,540
Business Manatee, I am a drinker of this white liquid.
1071
00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:32,820
Some people like to call half and half creamer.
1072
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:38,300
Other people call it other things, but I call it half and half creamer.
1073
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:39,940
>> Let me get the shrimp.
1074
00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:40,740
>> Comes out of a tube.
1075
00:53:40,740 --> 00:53:45,940
You are drinking half and half creamer?
1076
00:53:45,940 --> 00:53:47,580
>> Yes, with coffee.
1077
00:53:47,580 --> 00:53:49,980
>> As, oh, not of saying-
1078
00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:52,540
>> You need to be more specific man.
1079
00:53:52,540 --> 00:53:59,100
>> We're not a standalone, it's with a coffee, but the last three or four,
1080
00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:03,860
fancy-ass, because there are some things, business man, do you taught us this?
1081
00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:09,980
There are some things that are worth spending the extra little bit on, the extra money,
1082
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:12,660
because it's worth the difference, right?
1083
00:54:12,660 --> 00:54:13,740
>> Maybe.
1084
00:54:13,740 --> 00:54:16,740
>> Well, you said those words to me.
1085
00:54:16,740 --> 00:54:19,460
So I would say that you, but you know, things change.
1086
00:54:19,460 --> 00:54:21,100
The market changes in a week, Allan.
1087
00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:22,180
>> It fluctuates.
1088
00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:24,980
>> So it could be that this week, not a good idea.
1089
00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:26,300
Next week, great idea again.
1090
00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:32,140
>> No, but, well, so business man, I get the fancy creamer.
1091
00:54:32,140 --> 00:54:33,780
I get- >> Fancy creamer?
1092
00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:37,540
>> Now, not the hazel nut and the fucking juberian.
1093
00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:39,460
>> You're on the dining room.
1094
00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:45,420
>> I'm not, I get the organic half and half where they're like, this cow's name was
1095
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:48,460
Carmen or whatever, a cow or a man.
1096
00:54:48,460 --> 00:54:49,420
>> Silly.
1097
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:52,420
>> Can't think of any cow related names, so-
1098
00:54:52,420 --> 00:54:53,580
>> But listen.
1099
00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:57,860
>> Stupid.
1100
00:54:57,860 --> 00:55:01,860
>> So, this is fucking stupid.
1101
00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:08,860
So anyway, I keep buying this very nice creamer and I'm like, yeah, this is like organic.
1102
00:55:08,860 --> 00:55:10,180
It's gonna get me ripped.
1103
00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:13,780
It's gonna make my abs exist.
1104
00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:14,980
It's gonna be great.
1105
00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:15,820
>> No.
1106
00:55:15,820 --> 00:55:19,780
>> And every fucking time business man, even the last three times I've gotten creamer,
1107
00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:26,740
the creamer has gone bad before the date on the package that says when it's gonna go bad.
1108
00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:30,900
And not by like a day, by like three weeks.
1109
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:39,220
>> As a, as a fucking is happening, as a friend of mine once said, the mix's gone bad in those
1110
00:55:39,220 --> 00:55:41,220
titties.
1111
00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:45,460
I'm Rick James.
1112
00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:46,460
>> You're president Rick James?
1113
00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:47,460
>> Of course.
1114
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,460
>> Of course.
1115
00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:49,460
>> I'm a business man.
1116
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:50,460
>> This is a matter of time.
1117
00:55:50,460 --> 00:55:51,460
He's been around a while, man.
1118
00:55:51,460 --> 00:55:53,940
>> And Rick James loves crab legs.
1119
00:55:53,940 --> 00:55:54,940
Really?
1120
00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:57,500
>> I wouldn't have known that, but I do now.
1121
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,100
And I'm glad to know what actually.
1122
00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:12,580
So business man, any idea, why this creamer is getting creamed before it's supposed to
1123
00:56:12,580 --> 00:56:13,580
be?
1124
00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:14,580
>> Why?
1125
00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:17,620
>> Is it a cost cutting measure?
1126
00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:19,540
Are they putting it on there?
1127
00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:20,540
Because they can sell it?
1128
00:56:20,540 --> 00:56:21,780
>> I'm not a dairy man.
1129
00:56:21,780 --> 00:56:22,780
>> I'm not a dairy man.
1130
00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:23,780
>> I'm not a dairy man.
1131
00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:24,780
>> I'm a dairy man.
1132
00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:26,780
>> Do you know your way around a liquid?
1133
00:56:26,780 --> 00:56:29,340
>> You don't deal too much in milk.
1134
00:56:29,340 --> 00:56:31,100
>> Okay, fair enough.
1135
00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:33,100
>> We usually get water.
1136
00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:34,340
>> That's true.
1137
00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:36,580
Maybe buttermilk, salty milk.
1138
00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:37,580
I don't know.
1139
00:56:37,580 --> 00:56:43,460
Okay, well, business man, is there anything else you'd like to tell the people before you
1140
00:56:43,460 --> 00:56:46,180
tell the people that you're leaving?
1141
00:56:46,180 --> 00:56:53,140
>> I would just like to say, if you're filling down, if you're filling her, if you're
1142
00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:58,980
And you'll need someone to talk to them.
1143
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:00,100
Just think of me.
1144
00:57:00,100 --> 00:57:00,140
Morgan Freeman.
1145
00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:01,940
This is Nancy.
1146
00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:04,180
Ah.
1147
00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:05,260
I got you.
1148
00:57:05,260 --> 00:57:05,940
That's.
1149
00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:06,420
That's my Morgan Freeman.
1150
00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:07,540
That was not said.
1151
00:57:07,540 --> 00:57:08,460
Not doing Morgan Freeman.
1152
00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:09,280
Yes.
1153
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:09,580
Yes, yes, yes, but no.
1154
00:57:09,580 --> 00:57:10,900
Love each other.
1155
00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:12,280
Have a good day.
1156
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:19,880
Don't commit any, don't owe, you in the workplace.
1157
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,720
I'm not.
1158
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:28,760
Yes, man, the way I paid him back his money.
1159
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,880
So what you're even the shops are gone.
1160
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,720
What's the, what's the rest of your day?
1161
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,640
Look at like business stuff.
1162
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:39,840
I'm going to the beach.
1163
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,560
Oh, my wife.
1164
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,520
And we're going to fly around on the shore.
1165
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,840
You going to drink my ties.
1166
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,840
Wow.
1167
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:59,080
I also have to pick up a huge load of cocaine and sneak it back across the border.
1168
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,080
Right.
1169
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,680
But you didn't hit that for me.
1170
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:02,680
I'm gone.
1171
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,680
Good night.
1172
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:04,680
Good night, business man.
1173
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,180
T. Thanks for your time.
1174
00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:07,680
Hugs and kisses.
1175
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:10,120
Well, Fred, I'm glad you're back.
1176
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,240
You missed some shit going down.
1177
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,760
I've didn't get an answer on my creamer question, but that's okay.
1178
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,760
And that doesn't make me do it.
1179
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,760
Well, but here's the question, Fred.
1180
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:28,160
Here's the real question is Fred, have you heard of, have you heard of health?
1181
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,160
Health?
1182
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,160
Yeah.
1183
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:31,160
Have you ever heard of health?
1184
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,160
Yeah.
1185
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,800
Well, Fred, let me tell you something about health.
1186
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,600
He's like, yeah, I like.
1187
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,200
Yeah, he's heard of it.
1188
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,640
Health, Fred, it's the healthy, wealthy and wise.
1189
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:41,640
It's the person.
1190
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:42,640
Health, okay.
1191
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,040
What do you think I said?
1192
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,040
Health.
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00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,560
Have you heard of health?
1194
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,560
I'll never ask for it.
1195
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,560
I'm a man.
1196
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:53,280
You don't have to worry about that, Fred.
1197
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,000
I'll never ask for that.
1198
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,040
And then after I die, they'll say, why didn't he ever ask?
1199
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,040
And I'll say, fuck you.
1200
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:09,120
I'll say, I did ask with my memes.
1201
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,120
So look at that.
1202
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,520
Fred's got quite something going on.
1203
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,680
Well, Fred, I see that your health is looking really good.
1204
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,720
And so, Fred, please get that out of my face.
1205
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,720
Not again.
1206
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:25,120
It's the gym all over again.
1207
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:28,440
So, Fred, what is this?
1208
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,680
What is this life?
1209
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:35,560
So Fred, in health news, the health news that's going, this is putting on a show for the kids,
1210
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,200
the health news is going around.
1211
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:42,480
Fred, I've got a headline for you that I don't think you would ever hear or ever think
1212
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,480
you would hear.
1213
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,920
Would you like to hear it?
1214
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:45,920
That's it.
1215
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,000
All right, Fred.
1216
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Sexually transmitted diarrhea.
1217
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,040
It's hurting you across the U.S.
1218
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,040
You're coming.
1219
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:57,200
I was like, "Wrestened tank missiles."
1220
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:58,200
Here comes.
1221
00:59:58,200 --> 00:59:59,200
Is he doing it?
1222
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,200
No, he didn't do it.
1223
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:10,120
Well, Fred, cases of drug-resistant shigella are spreading largely among men who have
1224
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:13,240
sex with guest, Fred.
1225
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,240
Other men?
1226
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,240
Other men.
1227
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,240
This is easy to learn.
1228
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:21,640
A highly contagious bacterial infection that causes severe diarrhea.
1229
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:22,640
Oh, man.
1230
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:25,840
It is increasingly spreading through sexual contact.
1231
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:27,840
Just giving me gonorrhea, man.
1232
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:28,840
What happened to gonorrhea?
1233
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:31,120
Gonorrhea, and I'm gonorrhea.
1234
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:32,120
It's going on.
1235
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:38,760
So, experts warn of, quote, a very concerning pattern of shingella strains that are being
1236
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:42,480
seen among vulnerable populations.
1237
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,600
That's according to Dr. Naheman Logan.
1238
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:46,600
Naheman Logan?
1239
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,480
I got to make sure he gets his props.
1240
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:53,840
But yeah, shingella is short for drug-resistant shingella.
1241
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,840
It's a bacteria.
1242
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:59,680
How is it short for one word left?
1243
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:06,400
It's a bacterial illness that causes diarrhea, is naturally notified, is naturally notified
1244
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:13,840
by a vulnerable disease largely spread by fecal oral transmission, sexual contact, Fred,
1245
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,720
whatever you do, don't eat it.
1246
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,480
Don't eat the sh*t, dude.
1247
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:20,480
Don't eat it, dude.
1248
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:21,480
Or to eat a butt.
1249
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:22,480
I mean, you can eat a butt if that's-
1250
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,480
Oh, it's from eating ass.
1251
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:28,960
If you- that's where oral to butt, I thought it came from, like, butt fucking.
1252
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,040
I think it's both.
1253
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:33,600
I think the problem is you do the one, then you turn around and do the other.
1254
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,320
And then you do the hokey-poky.
1255
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,920
And then you do the hokey-poky and you sh*t your brain now.
1256
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:39,920
Sit on your brain.
1257
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:40,920
Sit on your brain.
1258
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:41,920
No.
1259
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:42,920
Who Ray?
1260
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:43,920
Ray.
1261
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:44,920
Ray.
1262
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:49,640
So in the past, Fred, it was typically considered a childhood illness, spread in daycares and
1263
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:52,000
other venues where children wear diapers.
1264
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,000
What they do with it?
1265
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Oh, a diaper.
1266
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,000
Okay.
1267
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:59,400
And that's because those cases of shingella were treatable with antibiotics.
1268
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,240
So it was like a human centipede being hemmed?
1269
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,560
A little bit, you know, something here in the take care?
1270
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,080
I mean, have you ever been to a German daycare friend?
1271
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:12,080
But, this is Jesus' change and the CDC goes-
1272
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:13,080
I've been alive!
1273
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,080
I've been alive!
1274
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,080
I've been alive!
1275
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,600
He's not weird to us!
1276
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:23,480
Look at them saying joyous!
1277
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,480
Yes, the babies love it!
1278
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:27,440
They love it againly!
1279
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:31,400
They crave the butts!
1280
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,400
I mean, we will not stop!
1281
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,400
Ever!
1282
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,400
No!
1283
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,960
Where's White Baby when you need it?
1284
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:42,200
That's when White Baby could really weigh in on this one.
1285
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:46,200
Well, Fred, we've known for decades there's numbers of things.
1286
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,200
You don't care.
1287
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,200
Hey, Fred!
1288
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,200
Don't get-
1289
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,200
Don't get poof on you.
1290
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:55,200
I'm not eating this.
1291
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,200
That was one tree in the-
1292
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,200
Nah.
1293
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,200
I never got it.
1294
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,200
I never got it, man.
1295
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,200
There's another trend I don't get.
1296
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,200
I'm too old to be eating some of it.
1297
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,200
So, Fred, you know, you got it?
1298
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:07,200
Yeah, no mind.
1299
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,200
Right, it's not in me.
1300
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,200
Get outta there!
1301
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,200
You shit outta there!
1302
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,200
That's when food comes out.
1303
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,200
Do do comes outta there!
1304
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:15,200
From what I was saying, Fred!
1305
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:16,200
What are you doing?
1306
01:03:16,200 --> 01:04:13,200
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1361
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:14,200
There's multiple ones.
1362
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:15,200
Yeah, there's multiple ones.
1363
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,200
That's what when you fart under water, water doesn't go in your ass.
1364
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,200
Right.
1365
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:20,200
It's an airlock system.
1366
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:21,200
Yeah.
1367
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,200
So...
1368
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:29,200
So theoretically, the outside, the airlock, you could live...
1369
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,200
You could hang out in the airlock, right?
1370
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,200
Inside the butthole.
1371
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:36,200
No, inside the butthole, but not inside the butthole.
1372
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,200
Yeah.
1373
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:38,200
He says...
1374
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,200
I'm in between the butthole in the right.
1375
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,200
If he was a little timid.
1376
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,200
If he was a little timid.
1377
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,200
No, in between the two timid, it'd be...
1378
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,200
Imagine you're an astronaut.
1379
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:49,200
Not your chamber.
1380
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,200
Yeah.
1381
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:56,200
And you're an astronaut who's not leaving the facility.
1382
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,200
He's coming into the facility.
1383
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,200
Now, you are on your...
1384
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:02,200
Am I the facility?
1385
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,200
You're...
1386
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,200
No, you're the astronaut.
1387
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,200
No.
1388
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,200
You're the astronaut.
1389
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,200
No.
1390
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,200
You're the whole facility.
1391
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:09,200
We'll talk about that in a minute.
1392
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,200
It depends on which way...
1393
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:14,200
It depends on whether you like it or not by the end.
1394
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,200
Am I leaving the facility?
1395
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:17,200
Am I pissing it?
1396
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,200
You'll be in it after a few times.
1397
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,200
Eating the booty.
1398
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,200
Am I...
1399
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:23,200
Am I an alien invasion?
1400
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:27,200
(laughs)
1401
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:28,200
Am I...
1402
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,200
Am I like...
1403
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,200
Garbage coming out of the...
1404
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,200
You're...
1405
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:32,200
Everything, man.
1406
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,200
And then...
1407
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,200
Am I an alien invasion trying to get into the...
1408
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,200
You're trying...
1409
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,200
Right now, what you're trying to do is you're trying to take it peacefully.
1410
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,200
(laughs)
1411
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:44,200
But if that doesn't work, you're gonna have to use for it.
1412
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,200
(laughs)
1413
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,200
We have to invade...
1414
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,200
(laughs)
1415
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:50,200
The whole arm again.
1416
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,200
Right?
1417
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,200
(laughs)
1418
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,200
The elves have the...
1419
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,200
I'm gonna bring...
1420
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:55,200
I'm gonna bring...
1421
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,200
I'm gonna...
1422
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:57,200
I'm gonna...
1423
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,200
I'm gonna...
1424
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,200
(laughs)
1425
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,200
(laughs)
1426
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,200
Holy...
1427
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:04,200
Don't get it, Fred.
1428
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:05,200
There's an airlock system.
1429
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,200
So theoretically, if you're...
1430
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,200
On the outside, you may not be on the inside.
1431
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,200
Anyway...
1432
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,200
I don't...
1433
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,200
I'm still confused.
1434
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,200
So, okay.
1435
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,200
Here.
1436
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:14,200
Look, I got it right here.
1437
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,200
I have the perfect analogy.
1438
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:16,200
See here.
1439
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,200
Okay?
1440
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,200
This is the airlock, right?
1441
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:19,200
(laughs)
1442
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,200
Oh, this is failing already.
1443
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,200
This is a terrible analogy.
1444
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:23,200
Okay.
1445
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:24,200
I was...
1446
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,200
You're the small dinosaur.
1447
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,200
(laughs)
1448
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,200
Okay?
1449
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:29,200
And you're like, "Hey."
1450
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,200
And here's where you're...
1451
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,200
This is where you're trying to go.
1452
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,200
Right.
1453
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,200
You're like, "Hey, I'm going in there.
1454
01:06:35,200 --> 01:09:52,200
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1595
01:09:52,200 --> 01:10:18,200
And we are very good friends.
1596
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:28,200
Just hang loose blood, you're gonna catch up on the reaper, I'm gonna miss you.
1597
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,200
Oh, what a day.
1598
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:32,200
Come on, let me get you.
1599
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:35,200
Well, thanks all folks.
1600
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:37,200
I still have Easter, baby.
1601
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:38,200
Goddamn it.
1602
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:43,200
I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
1603
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:46,200
As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1604
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,200
Surely you can be serious.
1605
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:49,200
I am serious.
1606
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:50,200
And don't call me sure.
1607
01:10:50,200 --> 01:11:00,200
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