In “Lawyer Letters” | Episode 257 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker gets the opportunity of a lifetime: six hours in a virtual mock trial where he gets paid to judge strangers, argue about negligence, assign blame, debate damages, eat chicken wings, and slowly convince himself that he is Perry Mason. After surviving legalese, questionable jurors, an $873,000 damages suggestion, and the invention of Parker’s imaginary lawyer credentials, the crew heads into Fredline News. This week brings an orange shark, a serial butt sniffer, Michael Douglas trivia, a Titanic mayonnaise story, rumors of disappearing genitals, an endurance athlete’s unfortunate mid-race bathroom emergency, and a Florida case involving allegations that become increasingly difficult to describe. It’s law, news, bodily functions, bad decisions, and three men who should probably never be selected for the same jury.
In “Lawyer Letters” | Episode 257 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker gets the opportunity of a lifetime: six hours in a virtual mock trial where he gets paid to judge strangers, argue about negligence, assign blame, debate damages, eat chicken wings, and slowly convince himself that he is Perry Mason.
After surviving legalese, questionable jurors, an $873,000 damages suggestion, and the invention of Parker’s imaginary lawyer credentials, the crew heads into Fredline News. This week brings an orange shark, a serial butt sniffer, Michael Douglas trivia, a Titanic mayonnaise story, rumors of disappearing genitals, an endurance athlete’s unfortunate mid-race bathroom emergency, and a Florida case involving allegations that become increasingly difficult to describe.
It’s law, news, bodily functions, bad decisions, and three men who should probably never be selected for the same jury.
00:06:50 — Everybody Loves to Sue
A discussion of addictive behavior somehow lands on lawsuits, giving Parker the opening he needs to reveal his mock-jury adventure.
00:07:53 — “Yes the Fuck I Would”
Parker is invited to participate in a virtual trial and has absolutely no hesitation.
00:10:00 — The Lawyer’s Closing Strategy
The plaintiff’s lawyer essentially returns to say everything the defense just told them is wrong. Parker immediately respects the move.
00:11:07 — Setting the Price Early
The lawyer frames damages in the neighborhood of $750,000 to $2 million. Parker’s initial response is closer to “$25 tops.”
00:14:33 — Lunch Break Legal Strategy
Parker uses the comforts of remote jury service to prepare chicken wings and return to several hours of legal terminology.
00:16:29 — Parker Discovers Power
The moderator tells participants they can help explain concepts to confused jurors. This is the exact permission Parker should never have received.
00:17:09 — Statistical Idiots
Parker realizes that a random group of twelve people statistically guarantees somebody will have no idea what is happening.
00:17:35 — “I Am the Law”
Parker decides the actual written law may be less important than whatever he personally thinks should happen.
00:20:40 — Steve Arrives
Parker finally finds the angry juror he was hoping for and immediately develops a courtroom friendship.
00:22:33 — Negligence Explained
Parker explains negligence using surgery. Fred thinks McDonald’s fries would have been a better example.
00:27:57 — $873,000
Everyone else is debating five-figure damages when one juror suddenly lands on $873,000 because the lawyer suggested something similar.
00:28:38 — Parker Wins
The group eventually moves toward roughly $25,000, Parker’s original number, giving him all the validation he needs.
00:31:05 — Lawyer Letters
Parker imagines his future legal title and produces the phrase that names the episode: “whatever fucking lawyer letters are.”
00:32:15 — Best Zoom Meeting Ever
Parker uses his closing remarks to tell Steve he loves him and declares the mock trial the most fun he has ever had in a Zoom meeting.
00:35:45 — Fredline News Returns
The show abruptly transforms from fake legal analysis into real-ish news analysis.
00:37:51 — Orange Shark
A rare orange nurse shark becomes “the world’s sexiest shark.”
00:39:43 — Serial Butt Sniffer
The phrase alone does most of the work.
00:49:06 — Titanic Mayonnaise
Fred begins telling Parker an extraordinarily suspicious story involving the Titanic and 1,200 jars of Hellmann’s mayonnaise.
00:50:40 — Cinco de Mayo
Parker realizes way too late that he has been professionally walked into a terrible pun.
00:51:43 — Missing Genitals
Fredline News introduces reports of men claiming their genitals have mysteriously disappeared or shrunk.
00:56:57 — Elite Athletic Competition
The crew discusses an endurance athlete who pushes through a catastrophic bathroom emergency rather than stopping the race.
01:06:35 — BLC Confidentiality Agreement
Anyone still listening is informed that they are now legally prohibited from admitting the podcast exists.
LAWYER LETTERS
Black Lincoln Collective Podcast - Episode 257
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Fancy new seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night suit
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A life, a life, it's a life
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swapping mail in the stars in the morning
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I'm making fun of you!
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With your most harder
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Allan on the board
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show
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Welcome, welcome, one and all!
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To the 257th edition of the BLC Podcast
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That's right ladies and gentlemen, if it's got a beat, I can't dance to it!
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No you can't!
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So we'd like to welcome you to the show, Broadcasting Live
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And from the EC Studios, scatter all across the world
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I mean, not like, I mean this technically right
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If you go the wrong way, it's all around the world
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And in the Broadcasting, I'm a curky
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Exactly, see you in Toledo
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We all live, it could be different parts of the world
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Yeah, it could be, that's the thing about the world Allan
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As you never know where you're at in it, but you know you are in it
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Yeah
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Just like you are in our six, our 257th episode apparently
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We're just gonna mumble about nothing
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You can of course listen to us mumble on all your favorite podcasts, platforms
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And of course, americasfavoritepodcast.com
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And all the other things, make it happen
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We have a thread, I posted once
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You've got a thread?
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We have a thread!
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I don't have three, I don't understand it
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I don't, yeah, I don't want it
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But not robots
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I got too many, how many followers on the threads?
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I mean, not a lot, hold on, we'll talk about it, let's get through the intro
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Because I'm contractually obligated to do that
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We'll do it, yeah
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And I also have to think of how many
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So of course, listen to us, find us, YouTube it, all the things
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And then there's thread too
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Hey, I'm here and now Allan OTB
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Okay, so I have
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Thank you
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I have Facebook
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Mm-hmm
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I have Facebook
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Reds
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I don't have three
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An Instagram, that's all you got
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And a link to it
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You got an X
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I got an X
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I barely use it, but I got an X
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I don't even letters
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I've got a reddit
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I've got a snap
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I've got reddit, is that what I consider that social media?
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Yeah, all right, I've read it
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Yeah, social
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So that's what I have, Fred
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I've got a blue sky
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I, the show has one, but we never have, literally never
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Just like Fred is the same thing, man
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I don't know what it is really so
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Is it like Instagram?
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I know it's got, it is like words
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It's like words
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It's head content on it that I've wanted to teach
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They're all the same
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And then I'm like, "Ah shit, it's three, it's not one"
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Yeah, that's fine
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I don't recommend not listening to it
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I don't think I have a snap of a check
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I don't, I do, but I only have it to entertain the kids with filters
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I don't snap to anybody, I just record it
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And then I'll put my phone for the kids
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That's what I did
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So that's what I did, I think it was last summer
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Like I made the, I made it like it was the, the, the, the, the, the, remember the, the son, the baby son
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I remember the son
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Tell the tub, yeah
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Tell the tub, baby son
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Like they had a fill for a week
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I'm sure they're gonna listen to this and be like, "I remember the son too"
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"I remember the tub, anyway"
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So he said, "He ran into the ground"
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The son, "Oh, you mean the golden ball?"
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For 100 years
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We have followed the teachings of the BLC
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And we have never seen this son
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What is this son?
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We don't know
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Threads, like in the clothing
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Ah, I remember clothes
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I remember clothes
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Now we wear dead baby skins
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No, it's the CEO of kids
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Because they're so dystopian
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Johnson
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Now we wear baby, now we wear, now we wear shoulder pads
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With parts of baby dolls glued to them because of that dystopian
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It's the actual shoulder pads
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The literal footballs, shoulder pads
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- And I lead a Andre True thousands,
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right?
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- He plays our flute.
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- He jazzes off us into the night, every night.
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- [speaking in foreign language]
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- No, nothing much.
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Nothing much is needed.
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- We'll never see the sun again.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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- But I used that baby, the baby faced sun--
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- Right.
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- to make the babies.
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- No, I was, like, cuz it was hard to tell
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was like last year's e-wave.
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Like it was so fucking hot.
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- Right.
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- I made myself the sun was like, ha, ha!
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I see how it done.
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[laughing]
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- Got your asses.
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- The humans are almost done, honey.
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You have to--
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- Yeah.
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[laughing]
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- Look at them, yeah, I mean.
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- Yeah, that's when Fred's decided to make it.
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- I did.
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- Yeah, but no, I--
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- He's got a Fred's face.
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- I've got a Facebook for a long time.
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- Well, it all sucks.
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That's the problem.
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But it's addictive.
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- Yeah.
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- It's up, you can't stop doing it.
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- No, it's designed it was.
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- Because you have to do it until it sucks.
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Well anyway, Fred, there's another thing.
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There's what?
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- Pavlov's dogs.
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- Pav-- yes, it is very Pavlovian.
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I agree with you.
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- Pavlov, because you get the dopamine hit when--
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- There it is!
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- When you're like,
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- You get the dog.
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- There's an awful number up there.
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- That's true.
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- Then it's like, hey, this guy shared a link
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and it's like some stupid fucking shit that I hate.
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That's what--
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Then I'm like, I'm gonna delete it and then I forget.
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So anyway, Fred, speaking of things
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that people can't stop doing--
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- Parker, masturbation?
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- We can't know.
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We're not gonna talk about that tonight.
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- Maybe in a bonus show one day, but not tonight.
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Not in the first half of the show where it's six minutes in.
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- Six minutes in!
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- Give us a break.
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- Talk about what you were doing.
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- Yeah, we gotta wait till at least eight minutes in
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to start whacking it.
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I mean, talking about whacking it.
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(laughing)
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So Fred, no, one thing that people love to do
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is sue other people.
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- Oh, I've never been sued.
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- No, well, me neither, thankfully.
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Not that I'm aware of.
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- Very good, Joanne.
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- Yeah, congratulations.
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- Well, Fred, I got the rare opportunity
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and I am legally,
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contractually obligated to not talk about some of this stuff.
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- So why do you buy it?
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- Because I wanna tell you a little bit of stuff.
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So I think that--
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- Are you being sued?
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- No, no, no.
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So what I got the opportunity to do--
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- This means somebody.
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- No, no, no, no, it's a meek's plan.
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So I got a phone call.
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- And the phone call said hello, sir.
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- Clear.
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- We remember you did a focus group for us last year
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for the Duke Energy folks.
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And remember I talked about it on the show.
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- And so they were like, would you like to do
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- sued Duke Energy?
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- Another one, but this one is a virtual trial,
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like a mock trial.
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And I was like, wait a minute, yes, the fuck I would.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Because I need some, I need some dirt.
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- Yeah.
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- And they're like, so they're like, all right,
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well we gotta ask you these questions.
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And so they're like, okay, so like, do you recognize
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any of these like 45 names?
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And it was just like a name of all these people,
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but there were a few that I was like, I recommend.
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Like, like the sheriff.
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- Dick Chaffin, I know Dick Chaffin.
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- They're like, did some of you?
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And I'm like, of course.
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- Yeah, I know, Dick.
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- We all know her.
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- Yeah.
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- We got, they're like, Ashley St. Clair, I'm like,
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no, we never heard of her.
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(laughs)
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- Me and Khalifa, no, I don't know who that is.
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- Yeah, I'm sorry, sir.
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They're like, you're disqualified because you're a liar.
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- Yeah, a liar.
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- But so like, he was like this name, listen names.
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I was vaguely familiar with one or two of them,
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just like his businesses and stuff.
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And I was like, no, I don't really have any association
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with any of them, they're like, okay, cool.
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Well, it's a virtual thing, it's six hours,
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and we're gonna pay you like a couple hundred bucks.
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- So you had to do it on like zoom?
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- On zoom, yeah, I did it.
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Just hours ago it ended.
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And it was like, I can't really tell you what it was about.
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- Oh, you suck, man.
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- Well, no, but like,
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but I can't tell you, Fred, but I can't tell you that.
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I want everybody to know.
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- No, everyone can't know.
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'Cause I will get sued, and then I will be on the other end
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of it, and I can't afford to buy a trial, Fred.
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- And then you can talk about it.
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- Yeah, I'll be like, Fred sued me.
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(laughs)
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- Or what I told him, but, so no, so we had to go through,
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I'm gonna just give you what the, the rundown is,
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one guy is like suing a couple of other people, right?
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A couple of other agencies, right?
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Not just him, and it's basically like,
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we had to hear from the guy, like the story,
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then we heard from one of the defendants,
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then the other defendants, these are companies,
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- Right.
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- Multinational companies in some cases.
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- Who are you?
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- And then maybe, potentially, allegedly,
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and then we heard from the guys,
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lawyer again, who at the end, which I really liked this part,
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at the end, the other, who came back out, he's like, listen,
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everything you just heard them say is false.
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That I was like, yeah, this guy gets it.
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- The fucking lie.
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- Right, like, no, don't believe anything they just say,
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'cause they get last, I guess, they get last shot.
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- Yeah, they get the close arguments.
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- They get to open it and close it, yeah.
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And so we did that, then we had to fill out a bunch of questionnaires
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about how we were feeling as we went.
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So we'd hear one person's argument,
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and then have to fill out a questionnaire.
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Who do you wanna win?
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What do you think?
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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And then they'd do the next argument, we'd have to do it again,
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the next argument we had to do it again.
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And then they're like, all right, we're at the last argument.
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- It is crazy, they got that much money to just,
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to try to fight the case that had a lot of,
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- Well, well, here's the thing,
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- So the lawyer,
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- That's what my style of being is paying for?
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- 100%.
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This is not Duke Energy, though.
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The lawyer, I can promise you that.
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The lawyer is talking seven digits of pay out here.
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So that's what he's, 'cause he immediately is like,
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he sets the table, you gotta love the guy, man.
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He sets the table by being like,
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do you think my client deserves three quarters of a million dollars,
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a million dollars or two million dollars or more?
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And like, just drops it at that.
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Like leaves it on for everybody to see.
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And so, I was like, no, no, dude, just no, none of that.
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But, it's like 25 bucks tops.
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But anyway, so, do we do all this?
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Yep.
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- Can you say,
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- You can ask me questions, I can tell you,
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whether I can answer or not, how about?
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- Right, yes.
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Can you say if, like, can you tell us what he's saying about?
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- Mistakes were made.
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Weapons were used by an agency.
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And, well, not used to their entirety,
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but brandished.
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- Right, brandished, yeah.
317
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- And, Nidate shouldn't have been.
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- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
319
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Okay.
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So, you had to do this mock trial like three times.
321
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- No, no, no, so they're like, so they say,
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hey, here's the trial.
323
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Like, here's what happened, here's a summary of what happened.
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Then, the lawyer, his lawyer, or the plaintiff's lawyer,
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it's like, here's my explanation of it.
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Here's what's going on, here's what we want,
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here's why we deserve it.
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Then, defendant number one comes on,
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or their representation and says, look,
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we were doing things the way we were supposed to do
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when we think, whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah,
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don't basically don't agree with what to do.
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That other guy said, we are right.
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- Right.
335
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- And then the third person came on, the third entity,
336
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also a defendant and said, basically,
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through defendant number one under the bus,
338
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it was like, we just were, they're like,
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we literally cannot have control over this.
340
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- We were doing what we were told.
341
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- Right, and so I was like, okay, these are witnesses.
342
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Like, these are lawyers.
343
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- I know, but they're representing witnesses, right?
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- They're representing, they said, yeah,
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one is representing a guy that would be the victim.
346
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- Right.
347
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- That's the plaintiff.
348
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- Right, that's the--
349
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- And the other two are representing companies
350
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or agencies, defense, right?
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They're defending themselves saying, no, we don't,
352
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we don't, we don't, we're not culpable for this.
353
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- Right.
354
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- Given you, for the court,
355
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- And so, yeah, and so we're just,
356
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we're just there so they can be like,
357
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what is the average person gonna say
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about the situation, right?
359
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- Yeah.
360
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- And so, we go through all that and then they're like,
361
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okay, now's the big questionnaire.
362
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Like, here comes the big one, it's gonna take a little time,
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like just do your best and just, good luck.
364
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- Do your best.
365
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- Do your best because now we've heard all,
366
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well, because now we've heard everything.
367
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- Can you see the other people that are in the audience?
368
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- We can see them, but we can't, like, no one talks.
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And the first half, we don't talk.
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So, we, like, go through--
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- I can't see what, I'm any of it, where you, how many?
372
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- There were 36 people, I think, something like that.
373
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- There were six people.
374
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- Something like that because they split us--
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- How many of you, a couple hundred bucks?
376
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,960
- Yeah, well, and they split us into three groups of 12,
377
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which is how much a jury would be.
378
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- All right, yeah, yeah.
379
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- So, yeah, so I think it was 30,
380
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it might have been one more or two more, you know, I don't know.
381
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But, so then they're like, okay, fill out this thing.
382
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We thought you had to fill out this thing.
383
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And, like, I probably shouldn't admit this,
384
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but like, in between, we had lunch break.
385
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And I was like, I'm gonna go smoke a duet
386
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because I'm at home.
387
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- Yeah, you did.
388
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- So I smoked a little dupe, and I came back
389
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and they're like, well, let's talk legalese
390
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and I was like, oh, fuck me.
391
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,680
- Yeah, let's talk it, man.
392
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,920
- Well, so yeah, they make go through,
393
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and they like explain all the rules of like,
394
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this is what you should be talking about, blah, blah, blah, blah.
395
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,040
Now, fill out the questionnaire, now, fill out the questionnaire.
396
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,760
And part of the questionnaire is,
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what percentage of the blame do you put on party one?
398
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What percentage do you put on party two?
399
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And how much monetary value do you put
400
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with the events that happened?
401
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- Right.
402
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,880
- So not only do we have to decide who we think is gonna win,
403
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,760
we have to decide how much we think their shit is worth.
404
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,960
- Yeah.
405
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,120
- Okay, and so--
406
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,600
- I'm gonna fuck up with the word.
407
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,160
- Right, and so again, the lawyer is like,
408
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somewhere between three quarters of a million
409
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and two plus million dollars, that's what he wants.
410
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- Damn, man.
411
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,440
- And, you know, the other parties like, dude,
412
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it wasn't-- - What's that, I'm getting me?
413
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- Well, the other party is like,
414
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,960
one of the other parties is like, look, dude,
415
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it really wasn't that big of a deal.
416
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And then the third one was like,
417
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we don't have anything to fucking deal with us.
418
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So, yeah, crime net.
419
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,200
And so we go, they're like, lunch break.
420
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,320
And so they gave us a break before.
421
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I threw some chicken wings in the air fryer,
422
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had some delicious chicken wings for lunch
423
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because that's what you have when you're on a jury, Fred.
424
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You eat the finest foods.
425
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- Chicken wings.
426
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,480
- And chicken wings and a potato.
427
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It was delicious.
428
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So, we're back.
429
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,480
And they're like, all right, Perry Mason,
430
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you filled out all the shit.
431
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,640
And here we go, time to split up into your groups.
432
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,120
And so then we go, then it's like talking time.
433
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,720
- Right, all you get to talk to each other.
434
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,880
- Yeah, so then they're like, listen,
435
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,560
you guys are a jury, essentially, particular jury.
436
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We have to decide, we have to go through this stuff
437
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and vote on like four charges and all.
438
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,880
Yeah, yeah, it was super fun.
439
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It was so fun.
440
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,840
And especially this part.
441
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,000
- Time argument.
442
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,960
- So this part was like, I was really into it.
443
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And I should probably more into it
444
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than I should have been.
445
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If I'm being honest.
446
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,000
- I know your personality, though.
447
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,840
- Well, she was like, listen, she was like,
448
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if somebody's having trouble understanding something
449
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and somebody else can explain it,
450
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feel free to do so.
451
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And I was like, that sounds like a great like to me.
452
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You were the way.
453
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,840
- You were the black guy on the jury.
454
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And it's just like--
455
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- I was 100% like, no, no, never.
456
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,360
So we start talking about the thing and like, man, like,
457
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I you forget.
458
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So you know, you surround yourself generally with people
459
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,800
who you feel like are on your level, right?
460
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,640
- Right.
461
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,960
- And this is not to slight anyone.
462
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But when you're in a random group of 12 people,
463
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statistically speaking,
464
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there's gonna be some idiots in there.
465
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- Yeah, it's like four.
466
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(laughs)
467
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- And it was like four.
468
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- Four of them, at least four idiots.
469
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,720
- Yeah, and I was just like,
470
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oh, they don't understand any of the world.
471
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Like I was, I was a little bit, you know, not suited,
472
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but I had a little toastiness to me.
473
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I was like, okay, I mean, I get it.
474
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Like, you know, whatever.
475
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I already feel the way.
476
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It doesn't matter what the law says.
477
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I am the law, and I won't decide.
478
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- Yeah.
479
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,640
- And then like, but these people are like,
480
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what is like, wait, who's the plaintiff again?
481
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And I'm like, oh, shit.
482
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Oh, like, it's gonna be a long day.
483
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- Dave, you see?
484
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These people didn't come.
485
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,480
- Was like younger people?
486
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- Some younger, some older.
487
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,480
- Yeah, and then come in with like the judge,
488
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,320
to you.
489
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,160
- Right, right, they don't know.
490
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,200
They don't know the process.
491
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,120
- Yeah, they don't know the fish.
492
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,760
- So, they're the fish.
493
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:08,920
- We start going, Jacob's, his accused,
494
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,480
humping his neighbors' horse.
495
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,640
- Who was it in his neighbor's cat?
496
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,960
- Sorry.
497
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,760
- Jacob says, are you, did you know he had a cat?
498
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,240
(laughing)
499
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,240
And now, Judge Reinhold is here to, whatever,
500
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,320
whatever, the people's court.
501
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,480
- That's right.
502
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,320
- That's it, that was a guy.
503
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,800
- That was a guy.
504
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,720
- And he played a judge on a rest of development.
505
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,040
He was Judge Reinhold.
506
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:33,880
- Yes, he did.
507
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,720
(laughing)
508
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,000
- That was the name of the show.
509
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,380
So, Parker, so we go through, and they're like,
510
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:41,080
all right, we gotta run through this questionnaire,
511
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,800
and I'm like, that was a long questionnaire.
512
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,280
It took some people 40 minutes to finish this questionnaire.
513
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,640
- Oh, I'm in a questionnaire.
514
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,640
- And cause they were like, as soon as the questionnaire is done,
515
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,560
lunch, and I was like, oh man, it's not through the wings back in.
516
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,440
I did the questionnaire, no, I did the questionnaire.
517
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,760
I took enough time.
518
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,760
- Every CD.
519
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,760
- Still had time to go put the wings in,
520
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,440
come back and they were done when the questionnaire was done.
521
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,840
By other people.
522
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:06,920
Yeah, I was like, CCC, one bazillion dollars.
523
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,400
- BLC, BLC.
524
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,440
- BLC Podcast, America's Favorite Podcast.
525
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,520
That's who should commit this perjury,
526
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,960
or whatever, that's who should break this confidentiality agreement.
527
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:17,800
- All right.
528
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,120
- So, I didn't want to get to that.
529
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,360
So, we're doing this, like, okay, we get to that part,
530
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,840
and they're like, all right, so let's talk it out.
531
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,920
Like, what do you think about this charge?
532
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,440
What do you think about this charge?
533
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,040
And people were like, I don't understand what you're talking about.
534
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:30,880
- Can you?
535
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,720
- I was like, oh man.
536
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,720
- Hey, names, I'm in a charge just.
537
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,880
- Yeah, probably, like negligence.
538
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:39,840
Gross negligence.
539
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,160
- Gross.
540
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,720
- Yeah, gross, it was gross.
541
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:45,200
And then, like, some, I guess, conspiracy or something.
542
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,440
I don't know.
543
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,280
Some, whatever.
544
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,960
It was very legally bullshit.
545
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,600
- You're seeing the commit negligence.
546
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,960
- Right, some bullshit like that.
547
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,640
You know, something that, like, again, you're like, yeah,
548
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:58,800
but, you know, and that was kind of the general consensus.
549
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,280
But, like, we all agree that the dude
550
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,560
deserved to get paid, and something fucked up happened.
551
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,400
- Right.
552
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,760
- But then, like, we're going through it,
553
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,880
and there's, like, you know, there's just these different
554
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,000
kind of people in there, man.
555
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,760
And one of the guys, and I was so hoping this happened,
556
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,400
because this is what happened when I went to the Duke Energy thing,
557
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,640
and there was the fancy gentleman who was dressed,
558
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,840
like, he was going to his own fucking funeral,
559
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:25,840
while the rest of us were, like, not in the same money bracket.
560
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,680
- Right.
561
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:30,040
- He had on, like, a blue, nicer, with, like, the best.
562
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,480
- This is what you would have to do.
563
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,600
- This was at Duke Energy.
564
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,440
This was the old one.
565
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,560
- Okay, you know what I was like, I hope.
566
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,160
- And he hated everything.
567
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,800
And I was like, I hope there's one of those guys in there,
568
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,680
and you'll never believe it.
569
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,200
There a fucking was.
570
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,440
He was Dale Grimmel in real life,
571
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,320
and he was my best friend.
572
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:52,360
He and I bonded in a way that no two people,
573
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,600
never bond.
574
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,880
- Never bond.
575
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,640
- Because he's like, I hate, one of the defendants,
576
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,880
he's like, I hate one of the defendants.
577
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,320
I was like, me too.
578
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,320
- I hate them.
579
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,160
- And a couple other people were like,
580
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,760
I don't like those guys either.
581
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,200
- Like, fucking hell.
582
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,120
- But, Dale.
583
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:06,960
(laughs)
584
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,800
- Right, no.
585
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,640
I think they were Steve, and I'm like, Steve.
586
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,480
- Steve, me too.
587
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,320
- Like, at one point, yeah, 'cause he's like,
588
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,920
I agree with you, and I'm like, Steve, I like you, buddy.
589
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,600
Like, so there's all 12 of us in there.
590
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:17,440
And I'm like, you know what?
591
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,280
I like you, Steve, and he, like, laughed.
592
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,080
I'm like, telling jokes and chanting Steve.
593
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,400
And there's like, three black people in there,
594
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,600
one black dude who's like a younger guy.
595
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,400
Like, he could, I could tell he was like, yeah,
596
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,480
this is like, this is some weird white people shit.
597
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,960
(laughs)
598
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,880
And it was until we started talking about it,
599
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,920
and then, that's a good experience for that young man.
600
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,080
- Right, and then he was like,
601
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,040
- I was like, here's my big machine.
602
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,840
- I got some good jokes in there, you know,
603
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,480
with the thing, 'cause, you know.
604
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,720
- Yeah, exactly how it would be.
605
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,520
I'd be in a cut in the fool, man.
606
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,600
- Oh, I was like, this is the greatest thing I've ever done.
607
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,280
Like, at one point, yeah, so we go through,
608
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,200
we go through all the questions.
609
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,080
Everybody's disagreeing 'cause they don't understand.
610
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,520
They're not disagreeing on it.
611
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,080
They don't understand what it is a lot of times.
612
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:09,240
So they'll be like, was number one guilty of this,
613
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,320
negligence, right?
614
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,160
- Right.
615
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,960
- And they're like, no, number two was.
616
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,160
And so, they're, yes, number one is,
617
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,240
and they're like, no, it doesn't work that way.
618
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,800
So I haven't like described to them,
619
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,160
like try to explain, 'cause the ladies like,
620
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,320
I'm impartial, I can't really explain things.
621
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,760
I can only tell you like, yes or no, basically.
622
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,920
So if you can explain it, explain it, right?
623
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,760
And so I'm like, you know, one of the things that I,
624
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,240
one of the ways I explained it, I'm like,
625
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,680
if you're a doctor and you're going into a surgery,
626
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,160
you have to make sure you're cutting on the right patient
627
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,040
and you're cutting the right part of their body.
628
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:41,880
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
629
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,680
- And they're like, oh, yeah, you're right.
630
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,120
I'm like, that's negligence.
631
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,760
If you're not doing those things, that's negligence.
632
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,600
- That's right.
633
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,280
- You know, and so, but it was so much fun, Parker.
634
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,240
You should have explained it to them in like McDonald's.
635
00:22:55,240 --> 00:23:00,240
Like, you know, if you dropped the fries in the cold grease,
636
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,720
'cause you didn't turn the fire on, you'd be a negligent.
637
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:05,960
You know what I'm saying?
638
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,160
You didn't have to do it your job correctly.
639
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,000
- Right.
640
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,800
- Oh, dang.
641
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,120
- They're like, oh, fried fries, of course.
642
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,040
- Get it back.
643
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,560
- Exactly, I'm like, if, if you're back second,
644
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,120
everything changes.
645
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,120
- I love you.
646
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:22,320
- No, no, no, yeah.
647
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,000
So we get, at this point, we got through,
648
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,280
we got through the most of it,
649
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,960
and we get to the part where they're like, okay,
650
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,680
let's decide on the money.
651
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:31,920
- Money, yeah.
652
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,840
- Right, and this is something that they're like, listen.
653
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,200
They're like, be honest.
654
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,360
- Yeah, they have multiple.
655
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,520
- Or it may well have been.
656
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,360
- Well, they're like, what did you write down?
657
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:42,280
Bobbordy, Bobbordy, Bobbordy, blah, like, you know,
658
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:46,040
so like the first person is like, I said like,
659
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,440
like 40 to 50K, 40 to 50,000.
660
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,680
And the next person, - What would this mean?
661
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,880
- Well, so the next person is like, okay, yeah,
662
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,200
I said like 50 to 100, whatever, Bobbord,
663
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,160
and they're like, we need exact numbers.
664
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,680
So, you know, the first lady's like, 50 to the second person,
665
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,240
like 78 or whatever,
666
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,800
pulls them random number in between the two that they send
667
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,280
out of their ass.
668
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,400
And then it like goes on.
669
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,040
So like, my, I got to be, I was like, 25 is the max
670
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,200
that I think that this person is.
671
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,360
- 25,000?
672
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,360
- Yes, $25,000 is the max, I just think of the,
673
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,120
for the situation, I was like, that's as much as,
674
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:19,680
I think that they deserve from this.
675
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,520
- Really?
676
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,840
- It wasn't as, there were issues, but it wasn't like,
677
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,000
nobody got hurt.
678
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,680
- Being me out of the,
679
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,560
- Oh, honey,
680
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,440
- Well, I wanted to, dude, I wanted to say,
681
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,160
$5,000,000, but I couldn't because it just wasn't that.
682
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,560
- I had to be even partial.
683
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,600
- It was like, so you really don't think it was that bad.
684
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,400
If it were to happen to you,
685
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,520
if it were to happen to me,
686
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,520
I would have, I honestly probably wouldn't have even
687
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,120
necessarily sued them, but,
688
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,560
but I don't know because I don't know,
689
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,840
the, there are elements of it that I can't estimate
690
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,000
on someone else's path.
691
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,480
- Because you weren't there.
692
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,400
- Well, that, and because it didn't happen to me.
693
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,240
- It didn't happen to me.
694
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,120
- This other person had a different history than I have.
695
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,960
And so they could have interpreted things
696
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,120
in another manner that they could have.
697
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,120
- So was the,
698
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,800
kind of asked questions about,
699
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,120
man,
700
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,080
so would you want me to get through the parts or that?
701
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,120
- Well, that's great.
702
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,240
- Okay, okay, that's fine, I'm making sure.
703
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,560
- I'm a bit, money shot coming up.
704
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,960
- Do you know who the guy was?
705
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,560
- No, no, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
706
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,120
- No, I know, they gave us a brief history of the,
707
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:35,160
of the plaintiff, like as part of the life.
708
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,000
- Did you have a criminal history?
709
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,960
- No, no, no.
710
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,000
He was, he was a straight arrow man, yeah.
711
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000
- He was a straight arrow guy.
712
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,200
- Yeah, veteran.
713
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,040
- Oh, you're really?
714
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,760
- That's, yeah, that's what I like to probably say.
715
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,960
- You don't care about the vets of them.
716
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,480
- Well, it's, understand.
717
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:54,040
So, then they explain like here's,
718
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,560
here's the other people, here's their history.
719
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,040
Boba, Boba, Boba, right?
720
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,840
So, do you have any other questions?
721
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,400
- Okay, now we're ready.
722
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,040
- Okay, so we get to the part where it's like,
723
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,640
hey, the money.
724
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:09,600
- Yeah.
725
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,120
- Like what's the percentage that you find party one?
726
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,960
What's the percentage that you find party two?
727
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:18,960
- Do you know, was it, do you know the ethnicity of the dude?
728
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,640
Of the plaintiff?
729
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,640
- Right.
730
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,960
- Somewhere between like white and very light brown.
731
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,160
(laughing)
732
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,400
- What does that mean?
733
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,400
- That means somewhere between white and very, very light brown.
734
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,360
So, just, you know,
735
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,200
(laughing)
736
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,480
I was talking about it off the airplane.
737
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,600
So, no, we won't, lawyers.
738
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,880
So, so we get in the part where they're money,
739
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:44,720
they're like, all right,
740
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,960
everybody give out the money number, right?
741
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,880
And so we're all kind of in that area
742
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,200
and then there's one person who's a younger lady,
743
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,040
African American descent who has been very like,
744
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,400
have heartily paying attention to this the whole time.
745
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,640
And like, didn't have-
746
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,400
- Oh, yeah, I am, I am, look.
747
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,040
It'd be so funny, like, you try to be,
748
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:07,360
you try to be so politically correct with like black people,
749
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,240
but you'd be like, ah, I'm in trouble.
750
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,240
(laughing)
751
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,000
I don't say that about the Jews.
752
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,520
(laughing)
753
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,360
- I wouldn't dare, they run my bank.
754
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,800
(laughing)
755
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,240
(laughing)
756
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,520
So, no, no, Fred.
757
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,640
So, no, nice African American very lady.
758
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,600
She's a nice lady, she was on the lower end of the brain scale
759
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:29,480
when there we have.
760
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,440
And it was very evident, she was one of the ones
761
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,400
who's like, which ones are the defendant again?
762
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,240
- Really?
763
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,040
- So she was like, okay, so everybody else,
764
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,360
we're like, we said, we're, we maxed out
765
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,880
about the highest number.
766
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,480
It was the whole thing.
767
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,800
She's like, laying in her bed the whole time,
768
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,280
it was the whole thing, 'cause we're on camera,
769
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,360
we could see each other.
770
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,120
- There's never a body at home.
771
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,760
- She did not have a body at home, her hair was also not dead.
772
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:56,120
So, we're somewhere in the area,
773
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,800
generally, I think the highest we got into
774
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,480
is like, one person said like, a hundred and thousand
775
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,040
was like the highest.
776
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,000
She chimes in, they're like, after hearing all this,
777
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:05,840
what do you think?
778
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,840
I think $873,000.
779
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:13,000
- Yes.
780
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,440
(laughing)
781
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,600
- And she's like, that's the number
782
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,920
the lawyer said first, so that's what I think.
783
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,040
(laughing)
784
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:25,160
And they're like, so we go through it.
785
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,920
And they're like, look, we have to have a consensus.
786
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,080
Like we can't, we can't, we have to find a number
787
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,600
that everybody's okay with, right?
788
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,600
- Right, yeah.
789
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,520
- So we eventually, they eventually worked
790
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,360
down to, you'll never believe it, Fred.
791
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,640
- 35,000.
792
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,840
- 25,000, my number.
793
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,120
- They got it.
794
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,440
- They got it, 'cause they were like, yeah, more bitch than they were.
795
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,280
I agree with that.
796
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,880
Yeah, right now, I know.
797
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,080
Because I'm the only one here who's not a moron.
798
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,160
- I was a moron, juridian.
799
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,320
- I was like, I'm more here in this motherfucker.
800
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,120
I'm Perry Mason and Matlocking at all.
801
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:56,960
- Girl, girl.
802
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:57,800
- Everything.
803
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,800
Who was that girl?
804
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,800
- The girl with, oh, uh.
805
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,840
- The girl, I know it's all Parker.
806
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,960
- Callista Flackhart.
807
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:04,960
(phone ringing)
808
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,160
- No, but her too.
809
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,000
- I'm a bitch.
810
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,280
- Yeah, I think you feel sure.
811
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,280
(laughing)
812
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,760
- Well, that's the one too, all of 'em.
813
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,800
(laughing)
814
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,080
- Yeah, single female lawyer.
815
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,560
- Single female lawyer.
816
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,520
- Single female lawyer.
817
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,640
- Having lots of sex.
818
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,920
Anyway, so, Fred, so she's like, I'm at 875,
819
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,920
and I'm,
820
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,920
- Exactly, moving.
821
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,760
- Picking to it.
822
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,480
And so, some ladies are like, all right,
823
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,160
so we gotta come to a consensus.
824
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,960
And like, so everybody else is like,
825
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,920
you know, you can go a little lower, and I'm like, look.
826
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:41,080
I said, I'm agreeable, but I will not pay
827
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,680
one cent over $50,000.
828
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,560
And they're like, okay, you know, 'cause I was like,
829
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,120
fuck it, like, I'm having fun.
830
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,320
At this point, this is the end.
831
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,360
I'm having a great time.
832
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,200
- Yeah.
833
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,840
- This is the best day of my life, maybe.
834
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,840
- Yeah.
835
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,080
- Finally feeling like having a little power.
836
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,600
And, finally, finally got my little piece of white power.
837
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,360
(laughing)
838
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,200
So, fuck it even, fuck it, fuck it's wrong with me.
839
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:10,200
So, Fred, so the lady's like, 875, whatever.
840
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,160
And then, they're like, and then it's finally, she's like,
841
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,360
all right, I won't go.
842
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:20,520
Everybody else is like, wait in, they're like, yeah,
843
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,880
less than 50, whatever.
844
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,280
And she's like, all right, I'm not going a penny
845
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,000
under $75,000.
846
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:31,320
I'm like, you went from 875, to $75,000.
847
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,680
- And then, eventually, they were like, look, what do you think?
848
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,280
And finally got down to around 25 there, like, 25 is good enough.
849
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,680
- I'd have been like, fuck it, yeah, I want to go,
850
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,320
yeah, I want to get off this car.
851
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,320
(laughing)
852
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,160
- Right.
853
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,160
You bet, hey, yeah, I want to get off this car,
854
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,880
you bet, we'll stay here all day.
855
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,440
- Well, and that was the thing, she's like, listen,
856
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,600
we don't have to have, like, all you has to agree,
857
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,960
but we would like to have you all reach a consensus.
858
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,480
She's like, but if you don't agree, it's okay.
859
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,000
We just don't have time to see here.
860
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,160
And like, you're not a jury, so you can't deliberate for days.
861
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,000
- Right.
862
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,960
- And I'm like, listen, lady, if I was in the jury pool,
863
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,560
we'd have this shit knocked down in 13 minutes.
864
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:08,560
(laughing)
865
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,600
I don't give a fuck, I will convince Parker.
866
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:15,400
- I'll be like, lawyer Parker, Parker, Esq.,
867
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,480
or whatever fucking lawyer letters are.
868
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,120
I don't know what lawyer letters are.
869
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,200
(laughing)
870
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,280
So, yeah, he's going to see you.
871
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,080
(laughing)
872
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,720
- I don't even agree with him, sir.
873
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,880
- I know, they're like, we just put him in jail,
874
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,520
anyway, it's fine.
875
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,440
- This is a civil case, no, you're going to jail, man.
876
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,720
- Like, nope, yeah, it wasn't, yeah, so.
877
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:37,720
(plastic crinkling)
878
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,800
- I'm out of order.
879
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,640
You're out of order.
880
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,360
- You have this whole fucking corner.
881
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,160
This whole Zoom meeting's out of order.
882
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,160
(laughing)
883
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:44,840
It's all,
884
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,920
(laughing)
885
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,920
(laughing)
886
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,640
So, we finally get it done.
887
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,720
And then they're like, all right,
888
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,160
anybody have any closing remarks, anything else you want to say?
889
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,680
You know, anything, it's everybody's like,
890
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,600
hey, well, you know, go there, like any other evidence
891
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,200
you think would have maybe moved the case one way or the other, right?
892
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,040
- Yeah, yeah.
893
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,560
- And everybody's kind of like, oh, we could have used this
894
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,080
or we could have used that, whatever.
895
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,080
And then they're like,
896
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,400
"Zing, by all means, have anything they want to say?"
897
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,640
(laughing)
898
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,120
And I was like, yeah, I want to say that this has been
899
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,040
the most fun I've ever had in a Zoom meeting.
900
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,640
And I love you, Steven.
901
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,200
Thank you guys so much, goodnight.
902
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,680
And then, log down.
903
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,960
(laughing)
904
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,880
Oh, then it was the best day.
905
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,560
(laughing)
906
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,040
The best day ever.
907
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,120
So any other questions to the finalize the potential case?
908
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,560
- No, I guess so y'all came to an agreement of $25,000.
909
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,560
- Something like that.
910
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:42,560
'Cause they're probably gonna try and settle out a court.
911
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,400
- Right.
912
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,840
- Which they should, but they already spent enough.
913
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,480
- You think that was good.
914
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,640
- I think that was reasonable.
915
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,400
Yeah, if I could give you the more details,
916
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,400
you would probably be like, oh, yeah, all right.
917
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,680
- $25,000.
918
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,680
- Yeah, you know, after, if the court, if the case is ever,
919
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,800
'cause they were like, look, here's the deal,
920
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,160
you sign the CA.
921
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,000
- Right.
922
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,400
- Because they're gonna, some day they're gonna have their day
923
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,680
in court and you can't do that.
924
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:07,520
- Right, yeah.
925
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,120
- But if it ever comes out, I'll be like, Fred.
926
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,120
- This is it.
927
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,400
- Yeah, I'll tell you what, yeah.
928
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,960
- Yeah, you got to, man, yeah.
929
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,800
- 'Cause I didn't really say anything, really.
930
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,240
- Right, no, yes, they didn't.
931
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,840
- So they don't probably settle, they'll probably settle.
932
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,720
But they probably won't get it staying courted.
933
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,840
- Right, so I'll just tell you the break.
934
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,680
- That's crazy.
935
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:30,680
- Like, it was all much money to fight it.
936
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,640
- Right.
937
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,840
- Instead of just being like, eh.
938
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,840
- Well, I think they wanna know what they're looking at here
939
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,040
because I mean, that's the thing is,
940
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,040
you've got to put a public opinion here.
941
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,320
- And you also need data for like the next time.
942
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,520
- Right, and if they say, it will, so if,
943
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,280
'cause both sides know what's going on.
944
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,120
- Right.
945
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,120
- So like, they go to them afterwards and say,
946
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,000
they like, look, these were the numbers they came up with.
947
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:51,840
- Right.
948
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,160
- Do you wanna do this?
949
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,400
Or do you wanna go to court?
950
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,120
- You wanna go to trial or you won't.
951
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,880
- Like, 'cause this is probably about what it's gonna be.
952
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,200
- Going to trial.
953
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,720
- I wanna be on jury duty so bad.
954
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,640
- Give me the twelfth.
955
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,280
- Yeah, I've never been on jury duty.
956
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,480
- Me neither, dude, it's one of my fucking bucket lists.
957
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,280
I don't want it to, I don't know, I'm a felon, can I get on?
958
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,600
- I don't know, I'm a felon as a president.
959
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,440
- Hey!
960
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,440
- So you know what, Fred, you can do anything.
961
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,760
- You whatever I want!
962
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,920
- That's right, you can even take a quick break
963
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,000
and come back with more of the BLC podcast.
964
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,840
- But the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
965
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,800
will return after a word from our sponsors.
966
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:35,240
- Hi, this is Bert Reynolds.
967
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,480
Now that I've passed on, I have time to do whatever I want,
968
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,880
so when I'm driving my heavenly trans am,
969
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,200
I listen to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
970
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,780
(upbeat music)
971
00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:50,360
(upbeat music)
972
00:34:50,360 --> 00:35:17,700
- Welcome back!
973
00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:21,260
- 257th edition of Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
974
00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:24,620
That's right, we're still not being sued yet.
975
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:29,860
So, Fred, you know, a lot of things have happened
976
00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:32,420
since the last time you and I saw each other.
977
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:33,260
- Yeah.
978
00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:37,340
- A lot of things that are old and a lot of things that are new,
979
00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:41,260
one thing that's happened for sure is Fredline News.
980
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:43,100
- I'm not new!
981
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,700
(upbeat music)
982
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,700
- Fredline News!
983
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:50,700
- Fredline, Fredline!
984
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,700
- Fredline, Fredline!
985
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:55,940
- Fredline News!
986
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:58,820
- Parker!
987
00:35:58,820 --> 00:35:59,660
- Fred!
988
00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:06,180
- Did you know that the first orange shark,
989
00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:07,940
I don't need you to look this up.
990
00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:09,580
- All right.
991
00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:10,740
- All I want is on it.
992
00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:15,580
- All the planet was discovered of the coast of Costa Rica.
993
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,260
(upbeat music)
994
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,100
- Wow, no, I didn't know that.
995
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:21,100
I did not know that.
996
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:23,540
I know there was more things than we said.
997
00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:25,220
I didn't know that, great!
998
00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:26,220
Orange?
999
00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:27,060
- Orange.
1000
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:27,900
- What a color.
1001
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:30,100
- How?
1002
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,220
- Why?
1003
00:36:31,220 --> 00:36:32,340
- Why is it orange?
1004
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:34,100
- Now,
1005
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:40,700
- In 2019, wildlife rescue was found of bright orange bird.
1006
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:45,220
- Exactly, the head tent sex with a fish.
1007
00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:47,660
- Offa UK Highway.
1008
00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:49,620
- And just had sex with a shark.
1009
00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:53,580
- But it couldn't fly.
1010
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:56,700
- Right, because of the shark bent off its wings.
1011
00:36:56,700 --> 00:37:00,540
- So they rested to the wildlife hospital,
1012
00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:05,180
thinking they discovered this rare, exotic species of new bird.
1013
00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:08,500
And veterinarians, they examined the bird,
1014
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:11,860
and then they found out it was just a common seagull
1015
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:13,820
covered with like, curry.
1016
00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:15,900
- Oh yeah, okay, we've been there.
1017
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,780
I have had a seagull covered in curry before.
1018
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:23,180
- Curry seagulls, you're like Seagulls.
1019
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:25,620
- It's just like, googie googie.
1020
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:27,660
- You're like, you're like a deduce?
1021
00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:28,820
- That's how you like a deduce.
1022
00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:29,660
You are, I can't.
1023
00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:33,300
- I don't know, now, that's not an article with this.
1024
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:36,100
And I'm too fucking lazy to look it up.
1025
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,180
- Okay, Allan's on it.
1026
00:37:37,180 --> 00:37:38,700
- I'm just gonna let you do it.
1027
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:43,340
But, maybe that.
1028
00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:44,180
Well, Allan's on it.
1029
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,420
He said he was doing it.
1030
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:46,580
- He's on it.
1031
00:37:46,580 --> 00:37:47,580
- I'm doing what?
1032
00:37:47,580 --> 00:37:49,420
- Okay.
1033
00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:50,260
- You're doing the thing.
1034
00:37:50,260 --> 00:37:51,100
Okay, here I got it.
1035
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:51,940
I'm on it.
1036
00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:52,780
I'm on it.
1037
00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:57,500
Okay, a rare, bright orange nurse shark with white eyes
1038
00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:00,380
was discovered off the Caribbean coast of Costa Rica
1039
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:02,940
near Tortuguerro National Park.
1040
00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:04,340
- Costa Rica.
1041
00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:08,260
- It is orange, and it has white eyes.
1042
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:11,020
And the reason that it has those things
1043
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:13,540
is because that's how it was born.
1044
00:38:13,540 --> 00:38:15,580
(laughing)
1045
00:38:15,580 --> 00:38:16,940
Now people are trying to figure out
1046
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:18,580
how and why the shark turned the corn.
1047
00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:20,500
- They have gone out of the corn.
1048
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,980
- Oh, an American cheese slice.
1049
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:24,820
But they have figured out so far.
1050
00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:26,780
Hold on, Allan, I'm gonna add this to the screen
1051
00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:31,180
so that you can see this shark.
1052
00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:32,020
- They dig, they dig.
1053
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:32,860
- There it is, orange.
1054
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:34,100
- I don't look at that time.
1055
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:34,940
Look at that.
1056
00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:36,820
- Orange shark, too many pop-ups for one shark.
1057
00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:37,660
- It's on one.
1058
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,180
- So I've been sharked over here.
1059
00:38:39,180 --> 00:38:43,580
So Fred, what happened in appears was,
1060
00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:47,780
it just happens sometimes man, like,
1061
00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:48,780
what are you gonna do?
1062
00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:49,620
What are you gonna do?
1063
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,900
- Nates.
1064
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:54,140
- It's called albino zanthochromism.
1065
00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:54,980
- Yeah.
1066
00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:56,340
- It's a rare disease.
1067
00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:58,820
It's mostly been documented in birds
1068
00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:01,380
with only a handful of cases in the marine species
1069
00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:03,140
recorded over the decades.
1070
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:05,540
Nurse sharks have previously shown pigmentation issues
1071
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:08,460
before, but it's never been quite like this.
1072
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:11,780
Like an albino, orange bino.
1073
00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:13,780
- It's an orange bino.
1074
00:39:13,780 --> 00:39:15,700
It's the world sexiest shark.
1075
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:16,540
- No.
1076
00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:18,700
- And it's all you need to know.
1077
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:19,860
- All you need to know is,
1078
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,740
- To sexy for my dog.
1079
00:39:21,740 --> 00:39:23,580
- To sexy for my shark.
1080
00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:26,900
Look at me in the dark.
1081
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,260
- What the fuck was that?
1082
00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:30,900
- Right, Fred.
1083
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:32,380
- Right, Fred, that's Fred.
1084
00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:34,020
Right side, Fred, let me use that.
1085
00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:36,260
I'm, I'm saying, say, right, Fred.
1086
00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,940
Fred, that number is number two.
1087
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:43,500
They got him, Parker.
1088
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,580
- Who they get?
1089
00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:45,820
- They arrested him.
1090
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:48,180
- Who?
1091
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:50,460
- The serial butt sniffer.
1092
00:39:50,460 --> 00:39:51,300
- Finally.
1093
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,300
- Richard Buts.
1094
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:54,420
- Dick and Buts.
1095
00:39:54,420 --> 00:39:59,060
- A Southern California man with a history of arrest
1096
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:03,700
for sniffing women's rear ends in public has been arrested.
1097
00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:06,420
The Glendale PD said,
1098
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:11,420
"We see the call about a suspicious man shortly after 3.30 p.m.
1099
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:14,580
on Friday as an undidified business
1100
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:18,180
Glenn Oakes Boulevard.
1101
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,460
- The Nose Boulevard.
1102
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:22,580
- The man was seen hunkered down in the house.
1103
00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:23,700
- G-O-B.
1104
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:25,660
- And appeared to be sniffing.
1105
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:26,660
- No more than.
1106
00:40:26,660 --> 00:40:28,660
- Wait, what?
1107
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:31,820
He was sniffing her out.
1108
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:34,980
Got you, let's eat her up.
1109
00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:37,140
- Aw, worse.
1110
00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:39,140
How's that worse?
1111
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:39,980
It is.
1112
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:41,300
I don't know what it is, somehow.
1113
00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:45,020
So he just sniffed butts.
1114
00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:47,300
He just snuck up on people and stuff their butts.
1115
00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:48,580
- Yeah, yeah, that's what he did.
1116
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,900
- This was in Great Britain?
1117
00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:53,380
- No, this is in Glendale.
1118
00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:54,620
- Oh, Glendale, California.
1119
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,380
- California, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1120
00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:57,220
- Okay.
1121
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,540
- Yeah.
1122
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:02,580
- I wonder how California butts are probably pretty good.
1123
00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:04,580
- Hey, you know?
1124
00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:06,580
I mean, a lot of, you know.
1125
00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:08,580
- I don't know, I'd have a Boston butt.
1126
00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:11,300
- Yeah, he likes the Boston butt.
1127
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:14,900
- But T-Well, I would like to say because it's way easier
1128
00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:17,300
to get into his like, weird kink.
1129
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:20,460
He can just go to any grocery store and he's fine.
1130
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:21,900
- He's like, hey.
1131
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,140
- And that's okay for him.
1132
00:41:23,140 --> 00:41:28,500
All right, so they caught him.
1133
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,340
How did they catch him?
1134
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:30,740
- They caught him.
1135
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:32,740
- Oh, CCTV.
1136
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,060
- Uh-huh.
1137
00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:35,060
- What is closed caption?
1138
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,060
Is that closed caption now?
1139
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,060
- Yeah, closed caption.
1140
00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:39,060
- Was it closed circuit?
1141
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:40,060
- Close circuit.
1142
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:41,260
- Close circuit. - There you go.
1143
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,100
- Close circuit.
1144
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:46,140
- Yeah, closed circuit TV, so they got it.
1145
00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:47,340
- Close circuit television.
1146
00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:48,980
- There you go.
1147
00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:49,820
- Congratulations.
1148
00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:52,780
- Oh, so you know, Fredline News just not about
1149
00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:53,780
- Turn of Vince.
1150
00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:55,420
- No, it can be about anything.
1151
00:41:55,420 --> 00:41:57,380
- And he's about like,
1152
00:41:57,380 --> 00:41:58,540
- Latino history month?
1153
00:41:58,540 --> 00:42:01,100
- Nope.
1154
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,260
- Nope.
1155
00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:03,420
(laughs)
1156
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,500
(laughs)
1157
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,300
- Well, I don't know.
1158
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:08,820
- Hey, I mean.
1159
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:10,020
- Firstiary.
1160
00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:13,820
- It's about, Fredline News is about like,
1161
00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:15,340
things that I discovered.
1162
00:42:15,340 --> 00:42:16,340
- Right, right.
1163
00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:18,620
What the news to you as you see it?
1164
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:19,620
- Yes, exactly.
1165
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,260
- That's why it's called Fredline.
1166
00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:22,100
- That's right.
1167
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:24,100
So in like, 2013, this guy,
1168
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:24,940
- That's right.
1169
00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:27,700
- But I just think I just found this out.
1170
00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:30,580
The Oscar winning at Michael Douglass,
1171
00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:31,420
you know Michael Douglass.
1172
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:32,260
- I've heard of him, yes.
1173
00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:33,340
I'm worried about it.
1174
00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:35,340
He spoke out about his throat cancer.
1175
00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:37,220
Did you know he had throat cancer?
1176
00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:38,340
- I did not.
1177
00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:39,180
- I did not.
1178
00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:42,060
- Oh wait, yes I did, because I think I knew what he said.
1179
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,140
- So he said.
1180
00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:46,620
- I think this is how I know what he said.
1181
00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:48,260
- His particular throat cancer.
1182
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:49,100
- Yes.
1183
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,860
- His proclivity, his proclivity, yeah.
1184
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:54,420
- His calls by HPV.
1185
00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:55,260
- Right.
1186
00:42:55,260 --> 00:42:56,940
- Which is a human papalona virus.
1187
00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:58,460
- A human papalona virus.
1188
00:42:58,460 --> 00:43:01,180
Which is a common virus that most of us have.
1189
00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:02,020
You know what I mean?
1190
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:02,860
- Yeah.
1191
00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:07,180
- But he actually called it bachonolingus.
1192
00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:08,420
- Right.
1193
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:09,700
He called it the old fashioned way.
1194
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:11,900
- He called it the kind of leaky straight.
1195
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:15,940
- So you're back, you're back to go.
1196
00:43:15,940 --> 00:43:17,420
- I had to backscathed it.
1197
00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:18,260
- Right.
1198
00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:19,900
- Oh no.
1199
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:23,100
- So yeah, he said he got it, he got it by giving the all, man.
1200
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,900
- Oh yeah, by pleasureing.
1201
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:29,340
- So the women, I'm pretty sure, I mean.
1202
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,740
- Yeah, I remember that you said that,
1203
00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:32,100
and I was like, you know what?
1204
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:34,020
And speaking of--
1205
00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:34,860
- Congratulations.
1206
00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:38,940
- The Tito history, man.
1207
00:43:38,940 --> 00:43:41,900
He was married to Catherine Zeta Jones.
1208
00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:43,140
- There you go, that's all it takes.
1209
00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:44,180
Look at that connection.
1210
00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:45,020
- Look at that.
1211
00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:45,860
- There we do her.
1212
00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:48,860
- Yeah, it's like six degrees of separation right there.
1213
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:49,700
- Right.
1214
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:52,300
- So there you go.
1215
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:54,900
- Well, do you think she had anything to do with the cancer?
1216
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:58,740
- Just a minute.
1217
00:43:58,740 --> 00:43:59,580
- I hope you--
1218
00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:01,020
- But you know, again, as a, you know,
1219
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:02,780
I'm gonna get that cancer.
1220
00:44:02,780 --> 00:44:05,900
- Right, he's like, he's like, listen ladies.
1221
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:08,900
Like if you're gonna get cancer and you get cancer obviously, he's mad.
1222
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,660
We know what, we don't want anyone to get cancer.
1223
00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:11,620
- No.
1224
00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:13,900
- But if you're gonna get cancer,
1225
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:16,380
that's kind of the bad ass is way to do it, right?
1226
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:18,300
Like, you know,
1227
00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:21,660
like I got it because I pleasureed so many thousands of actresses
1228
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:22,900
around the world.
1229
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:24,060
- Yeah.
1230
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:25,260
- One wrong one.
1231
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,100
- Or one dude.
1232
00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:26,900
- Ah!
1233
00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:28,740
- Oh, what?
1234
00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:30,140
- I knew somebody who got it.
1235
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:33,780
- Who got it like that from doing it?
1236
00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:35,460
- As crazy man.
1237
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:37,180
- He was doing that no more.
1238
00:44:37,180 --> 00:44:38,180
- He what?
1239
00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:39,380
- He ain't doing that no more.
1240
00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:41,860
- I can't hear what Allan said.
1241
00:44:41,860 --> 00:44:44,460
- He said he went to, he went to Hort Houses.
1242
00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:45,300
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1243
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,380
- Oh, he's leading it!
1244
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:48,380
- Oh, man.
1245
00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:49,380
- We'll see that, it's all still.
1246
00:44:49,380 --> 00:44:52,420
You gotta understand quality and quality out here, ladies and gentlemen.
1247
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:55,100
- Don't eat strip clubs in Hort Houses.
1248
00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:55,940
- Right.
1249
00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:59,220
- Don't eat the pizza at a strip club on a Friday night.
1250
00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:00,900
- Oh, it happened he's a man.
1251
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:02,300
- Unless it's a parade.
1252
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:04,700
- Dude, I wasn't told nobody did it.
1253
00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:07,620
- No, I wouldn't, I'd have been like, I don't know where I got it.
1254
00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:08,460
- Smoking?
1255
00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:09,300
- Yeah.
1256
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:10,460
- I don't know what happened.
1257
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:13,980
- I feel like, what's another, I'd be like, uh, doctor.
1258
00:45:13,980 --> 00:45:16,260
How are other ways people get this?
1259
00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:17,100
- Yeah.
1260
00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:17,940
- Yeah.
1261
00:45:17,940 --> 00:45:20,220
- Like other than Hort Houses bathroom.
1262
00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:23,140
- Smoking man, like, I was 15-packed.
1263
00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:24,540
- That's right, yeah.
1264
00:45:24,540 --> 00:45:26,780
- I've never seen you in a cigarette, but yeah, man.
1265
00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:27,860
- Yeah, I did it when you know.
1266
00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:29,380
- I always did it before I walked in.
1267
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:30,220
- Yeah.
1268
00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:31,380
(laughing)
1269
00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:32,860
- I always thought about Michael Douglas.
1270
00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:34,180
I was like, mm-hmm.
1271
00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:37,580
- You know, wow, he's the, he's the poor man's Michael Douglas.
1272
00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:39,780
- I wonder if Michael Douglas, you know.
1273
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:42,660
- Yeah, probably not.
1274
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:43,500
- Well, he different.
1275
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:47,260
- I feel like as things go, Michael Douglas would have access
1276
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:52,260
to a different cut of meat than your, your buddy.
1277
00:45:52,260 --> 00:45:56,340
I'm just saying, if we're talking about prime wagyu
1278
00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:58,420
or just like gutter meat,
1279
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:01,140
- Exactly, I was very, right.
1280
00:46:01,140 --> 00:46:03,300
- The guy I did when he was in Chuck roast.
1281
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:04,660
- Right, if he was lucky.
1282
00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:07,660
On payday he was in Chuck roast.
1283
00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:08,620
- He in Chuck roast.
1284
00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:10,620
- Otherwise he was just soppin' up grease.
1285
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:11,460
- Yeah.
1286
00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:13,580
- Flemish.
1287
00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:15,860
(laughing)
1288
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,940
- My wife says you caught my son.
1289
00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:21,100
Like, he's always on like, TikTok or on TikTok.
1290
00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:21,940
- Oh yeah.
1291
00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:25,260
- Like, on YouTube, just like doing the reals, you know what I'm saying?
1292
00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:26,100
- Oh yeah.
1293
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:28,460
- He said he walked in the room.
1294
00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:32,540
Have you seen the one where like, the woman's walkin' in the room
1295
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:36,860
and she falls down and then she falls down on the keyboard
1296
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:39,700
and then it starts having like roast beef.
1297
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:40,540
- Yeah.
1298
00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:41,540
- Doing the bill.
1299
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:42,380
- No.
1300
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:44,940
- Do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do.
1301
00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:46,100
(laughing)
1302
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,340
- She said she walks in.
1303
00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:50,380
Like the woman's got a skull, you know what I'm saying?
1304
00:46:50,380 --> 00:46:52,740
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I get it, I get it.
1305
00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:53,580
(laughing)
1306
00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:55,980
- Out, the roast beef is playing the...
1307
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:59,700
- What did your son react to it and I like hilarious?
1308
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:01,300
- I don't know, he's telling me.
1309
00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:03,420
(laughing)
1310
00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:07,300
- No, I don't know, I don't know, she didn't tell me he's saying it.
1311
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:09,820
- I probably didn't land, I would hope that it did land.
1312
00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:13,260
- I don't think it did, but like, that was funny.
1313
00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:15,620
- But that's sweet got it, you know what I mean?
1314
00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:17,220
- Oh, I'm sure she got it.
1315
00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:20,060
(laughing)
1316
00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:24,980
- Oh my gosh.
1317
00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:28,140
- Oh my goodness.
1318
00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:30,460
- All right, Parker, that's Fredline News number one.
1319
00:47:30,460 --> 00:47:33,060
Oh, speaking up, did Michael Douglas live through?
1320
00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:34,100
Is he good?
1321
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:34,940
- Yeah.
1322
00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:35,780
- Do you see in remission?
1323
00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:36,620
- He said a lot of them.
1324
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:37,460
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1325
00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:38,300
- You're saying.
1326
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:39,460
- Okay, I think.
1327
00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:40,780
- God bless.
1328
00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:41,780
- 2020 too.
1329
00:47:41,780 --> 00:47:44,620
(laughing)
1330
00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:45,780
- Did he really?
1331
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:46,620
- I don't know.
1332
00:47:46,620 --> 00:47:48,060
(laughing)
1333
00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:49,340
- No, he beat the disease.
1334
00:47:49,340 --> 00:47:50,860
- He beat it.
1335
00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:53,940
- As he beat it, but he did say that Oro's X caused it, yes.
1336
00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:54,940
- He got us.
1337
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:55,940
- Right.
1338
00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:58,500
- He found a tumor near the baseless tongue in 2010.
1339
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:01,260
And it was misdiagnosed.
1340
00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:04,060
He successfully completed treatment and remains cancer free
1341
00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:05,620
in regular remission.
1342
00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:06,460
- There you go, Mike.
1343
00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:07,380
- What about your friend Allan?
1344
00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:08,900
What about your whorehouse friend?
1345
00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:11,420
(laughing)
1346
00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:12,740
He cut it and he didn't.
1347
00:48:12,740 --> 00:48:15,460
- Oh, he made it, man.
1348
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:17,620
- Well, you know, he pro, he, that's the,
1349
00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:19,620
that's the difference.
1350
00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:20,700
- He's 81.
1351
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,300
Well, that's it, yeah, exactly, you know,
1352
00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:25,580
and also probably, he probably went to a whorehouse doctor
1353
00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:26,700
to try and get it fixed.
1354
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:29,540
- Yeah, he probably didn't have the resources, dad.
1355
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:33,980
- He was like, he didn't have, he said,
1356
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:35,500
you know what, but I know.
1357
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:36,940
- He got an Oscar.
1358
00:48:36,940 --> 00:48:38,340
- He was a genius. - He was a genius.
1359
00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:40,620
- They have pizza on the weekends.
1360
00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:43,660
They have ladies and they have a doctor's office.
1361
00:48:43,660 --> 00:48:44,500
- Yep.
1362
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:47,420
- And also, they also do glasses.
1363
00:48:47,420 --> 00:48:50,300
- And they got a huge fist tank in the bucket
1364
00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:52,100
and pull the arm of the man.
1365
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,860
- Great, it's the coolest place on earth.
1366
00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:55,580
- It's the coolest place on earth.
1367
00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:58,220
- My little, whatever, Yokeo spa.
1368
00:48:58,220 --> 00:49:01,060
- So, man, I guess, little,
1369
00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:06,980
low unknown, back, I don't think a lot of people do.
1370
00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:09,340
Most people don't know this, but back--
1371
00:49:09,340 --> 00:49:11,060
- Won't be unknown, it won't be unknown for long.
1372
00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:12,060
- Exactly.
1373
00:49:12,060 --> 00:49:13,820
You know, back in 1912.
1374
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:15,100
- Ah, yes, I remember.
1375
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:17,020
- The Titanic thing, right?
1376
00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:18,460
- Right to the bottom of the ocean.
1377
00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:20,460
(laughing)
1378
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:22,880
(laughing)
1379
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,460
- Ah, trim.
1380
00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:29,060
(laughing)
1381
00:49:29,060 --> 00:49:30,700
- Oh, shoot.
1382
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,220
- All right, now we'll stop.
1383
00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:34,340
(laughing)
1384
00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:38,860
So, back in 1912, the Titanic thing, right?
1385
00:49:38,860 --> 00:49:40,500
That's what it's like. - Correct, correct.
1386
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,900
- Go to the boat.
1387
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:46,900
- Did you know, they were carrying 1200 jars
1388
00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:48,660
of Hellmann's mayonnaise,
1389
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,860
bound for Mexico?
1390
00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:55,660
- What, Hellmann's? - Is Hellmann's like British?
1391
00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:58,460
- Hellmann's been to-- - The Mexican people
1392
00:49:58,460 --> 00:50:01,420
who eagerly awaited the shipment for street corn.
1393
00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:02,340
- For so hard-working.
1394
00:50:02,340 --> 00:50:04,620
- Yeah, for a street corn.
1395
00:50:04,620 --> 00:50:05,620
- Hey, love that shit, dude.
1396
00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:07,300
- It's so good with mayonnaise.
1397
00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:08,140
- I love it.
1398
00:50:08,140 --> 00:50:10,260
(laughing)
1399
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:12,540
- Oh, I hate mayonnaise, but I love street corn.
1400
00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:14,380
- That shit is delicious.
1401
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:16,180
- I did it.
1402
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:18,980
I would have been distraught, too.
1403
00:50:18,980 --> 00:50:20,780
They were heartbroken.
1404
00:50:20,780 --> 00:50:21,820
- My corn!
1405
00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:25,140
- Over the loss of their mayonnaise.
1406
00:50:25,140 --> 00:50:26,740
- And corn, you know, man, they--
1407
00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:27,580
- No.
1408
00:50:27,580 --> 00:50:30,900
- Hellmann's, you did it again!
1409
00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:35,580
They established a national day of morning.
1410
00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:38,940
So everybody fit,
1411
00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:40,540
is to remember that it's the--
1412
00:50:40,540 --> 00:50:42,380
- Wait, that's Kutomayo.
1413
00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:45,100
- Is Helmins.
1414
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:47,340
- Three clothes, you know.
1415
00:50:47,340 --> 00:50:48,820
- Do they celebrate?
1416
00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:50,420
And they also have born?
1417
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,820
- Seeko.
1418
00:50:51,820 --> 00:50:53,300
- Oh, god damn it.
1419
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,300
(laughing)
1420
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:55,140
- God damn it.
1421
00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:56,740
Oh, hey you.
1422
00:50:56,740 --> 00:50:59,820
Oh, hey you so much.
1423
00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:02,080
(laughing)
1424
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:09,620
- Oh, that's the worst thing ever.
1425
00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:11,380
(laughing)
1426
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:12,860
God damn it.
1427
00:51:12,860 --> 00:51:15,060
You got me, you got me, Fred.
1428
00:51:15,060 --> 00:51:16,860
(laughing)
1429
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:20,700
- Seeko, dude, glad you're here.
1430
00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:22,960
(laughing)
1431
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:28,700
- This is stupid, this thing we--
1432
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:31,060
(laughing)
1433
00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:32,660
Oh my god, I love it.
1434
00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:36,260
- Fredline News.
1435
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:39,460
I got a little, you ready?
1436
00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:40,780
I don't know, man.
1437
00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:47,740
Men are claiming that their penises are disappearing.
1438
00:51:47,740 --> 00:51:48,580
- Mm-hmm.
1439
00:51:48,580 --> 00:51:49,540
- 'Cause they're getting fat.
1440
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:51,020
- That's 'cause I'm getting fat, are you know.
1441
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:54,220
- And now women fear for their lives.
1442
00:51:54,220 --> 00:51:57,440
That's a mob attack grows.
1443
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:03,740
Now this is over at least in eight countries in Africa.
1444
00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:04,900
- Okay.
1445
00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:05,740
- Wait.
1446
00:52:05,740 --> 00:52:07,700
Okay.
1447
00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:11,940
So a bizarre rumor is going around
1448
00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:15,060
that men's genitals are suddenly shrinking.
1449
00:52:15,060 --> 00:52:16,500
- What is this serious?
1450
00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:20,220
- See? - I'm gonna win.
1451
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:22,980
- This is the evil's social media.
1452
00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:24,300
- Right.
1453
00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:27,940
- Is it that like Kenyan film crew that makes all those movies?
1454
00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:29,780
(laughing)
1455
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:30,780
- But hey.
1456
00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:32,100
(laughing)
1457
00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:32,940
- My penis.
1458
00:52:32,940 --> 00:52:39,220
- So, yeah, but of that, yeah, bizarre rumor
1459
00:52:39,220 --> 00:52:43,020
that men's genitals such as shrink of despairing has been linked
1460
00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:45,940
to deadly mob attacks across parts of Africa,
1461
00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:49,660
leaving women and the others accused of causing
1462
00:52:49,660 --> 00:52:53,700
the supposed calamity in fear of their lives.
1463
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,660
More than 80 people have been killed.
1464
00:52:56,660 --> 00:52:59,820
- Wow, these are the experiences.
1465
00:52:59,820 --> 00:53:06,540
Since I'm told of 2025 and July 26th.
1466
00:53:06,540 --> 00:53:09,220
So that all started with a sequel they might use.
1467
00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:11,220
(laughing)
1468
00:53:11,220 --> 00:53:18,220
- So there'd be a falsely accused of genital theft.
1469
00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:21,260
How do you steal a genital?
1470
00:53:21,260 --> 00:53:22,580
- I don't understand.
1471
00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:26,140
So is that what happened to you, Della?
1472
00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:31,100
You were still - The latest waves have appeared to start
1473
00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:36,060
in the dirt, the dirt, the dirt, the dirt, the dirt.
1474
00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:37,860
- Did it do it for a pun?
1475
00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:38,860
- For a pun, pun, pun.
1476
00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:41,060
- Did it for a pun, it for a public of Congo.
1477
00:53:41,060 --> 00:53:42,540
- Ah, the Congo, yeah.
1478
00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:44,340
- They were in the World Cup?
1479
00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:46,540
- Right, without penises.
1480
00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:48,500
(laughing)
1481
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,340
- That's funny.
1482
00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:51,700
- We have left a Congo to save our penises.
1483
00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:53,380
- And all balls, no penises.
1484
00:53:53,380 --> 00:53:55,580
- We've gotta try and get, there you have that,
1485
00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:56,980
now you're talking.
1486
00:53:56,980 --> 00:53:58,940
Allan, I feel like you need to make a call
1487
00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:01,260
to Dr. Frenzy to talk about this soon.
1488
00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:06,260
- The recent rumors this spread into Burundi,
1489
00:54:06,260 --> 00:54:13,340
Zambia, Tanzania, Mozambique and Gola, Malawa and Kenya.
1490
00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:18,500
Video one is posted on TikTok and Facebook.
1491
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:21,660
- That's what it was, man.
1492
00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:22,860
- Can't trust the man.
1493
00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:25,540
- Some videos showed me claiming that their penises
1494
00:54:25,540 --> 00:54:27,540
or testicles became smooth.
1495
00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:30,300
(laughing)
1496
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:32,060
- I see oldest trick in the book.
1497
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:33,220
- Hey man.
1498
00:54:33,220 --> 00:54:34,580
- McCurley P with their,
1499
00:54:34,580 --> 00:54:36,900
- Those people are crazy.
1500
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,220
- Well, but where the,
1501
00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:42,980
- And McCurley B, she said that the COVID shot made penises.
1502
00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:43,900
- Cardi B, yeah.
1503
00:54:43,900 --> 00:54:48,340
- That was a Tanzanian mechanic.
1504
00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:50,500
McCurley wanted people calling the penic.
1505
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:53,820
Or A, first, he and a friend traveled to,
1506
00:54:53,820 --> 00:54:57,740
to do my, to meet a client about the sale of a car
1507
00:54:57,740 --> 00:54:59,980
and stopped at a restaurant for lunch.
1508
00:54:59,980 --> 00:55:02,380
A crowd drank and two being outside
1509
00:55:02,380 --> 00:55:06,460
after accusing them of stealing another man's genitals.
1510
00:55:06,460 --> 00:55:08,220
- What the fuck is happening?
1511
00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:09,900
- Ow!
1512
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:12,180
- Well, you know, the good news is,
1513
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:16,020
I feel a little better about America.
1514
00:55:16,020 --> 00:55:17,660
- Yeah, not a lot.
1515
00:55:17,660 --> 00:55:18,500
- Not a lot.
1516
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:20,500
Just a little bit.
1517
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:23,700
- These toes is dick and balls.
1518
00:55:23,700 --> 00:55:25,500
- These are, these are,
1519
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:27,740
- That's what they're saying, yeah.
1520
00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:30,580
I mean, it's crazy, but this is like,
1521
00:55:30,580 --> 00:55:33,060
- This is third world country.
1522
00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:33,900
- Oh, no. - So that means
1523
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:34,740
what happens.
1524
00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:38,940
- You know, not, I would say maybe like one in every five
1525
00:55:38,940 --> 00:55:40,260
people have a cell phone.
1526
00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:41,100
- Sure.
1527
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:42,300
- You're just reporting to the nice friend.
1528
00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:44,100
- Yeah, you're just showing,
1529
00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:46,700
look, look, look, you know what I'm saying?
1530
00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:48,940
Like, look what they are saying.
1531
00:55:48,940 --> 00:55:49,780
And,
1532
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,300
it's crazy.
1533
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:53,620
'Cause like, you know how,
1534
00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:55,380
as funny, like, oh be what they get.
1535
00:55:55,380 --> 00:55:57,500
You know, they're fucked.
1536
00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:59,940
- And shit, 'cause they don't know like how,
1537
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:02,540
- Yeah, they fall for shit.
1538
00:56:02,540 --> 00:56:03,820
Yeah, 'cause shit happens, man.
1539
00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:06,340
- Yeah, they fall for shit, 'cause they don't know.
1540
00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:08,540
- Yeah, that was all of us, all people.
1541
00:56:08,540 --> 00:56:10,780
- Like, I don't know, man, so.
1542
00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:12,420
- Well,
1543
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:14,100
- Imagine if I was just jumping and waking up
1544
00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:15,460
and no dick and balls,
1545
00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:16,900
- No dick and balls.
1546
00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:20,580
- I've been married, Allan, thank you.
1547
00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:23,060
- Yeah, I've been married too, but,
1548
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:26,380
I've been standing who took them.
1549
00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:27,380
- Exactly.
1550
00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:30,100
- Those two guys at that diner in Kenya.
1551
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:30,940
- Yeah.
1552
00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:31,780
- All right.
1553
00:56:31,780 --> 00:56:32,620
- Those motherfuckers.
1554
00:56:32,620 --> 00:56:33,780
All right, do we have more Fredline News?
1555
00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:35,420
- Yeah, I have one more, I don't want more.
1556
00:56:35,420 --> 00:56:36,420
- Who the boss?
1557
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:37,740
- All right.
1558
00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:42,300
And I can't, I can't pronounce this lady's last name.
1559
00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:43,500
- Well, just make one up.
1560
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,500
- Joanna,
1561
00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:48,820
we are Triziki.
1562
00:56:48,820 --> 00:56:50,140
- Oh, that sounds good.
1563
00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:50,980
- Jailo.
1564
00:56:50,980 --> 00:56:53,340
- Joanna, where's Tiki?
1565
00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:56,620
- She is the HYROX, I think.
1566
00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:58,620
- Oh, okay.
1567
00:56:58,620 --> 00:56:59,460
- Okay, yeah.
1568
00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:00,300
- Okay, yeah.
1569
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:01,140
- Yes.
1570
00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:03,940
So,
1571
00:57:03,940 --> 00:57:06,620
she,
1572
00:57:06,620 --> 00:57:07,460
Evadilly,
1573
00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:10,060
- She was,
1574
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:12,340
- Yeah, so have you seen the video of it?
1575
00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:13,540
- No, I haven't.
1576
00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:16,700
- Okay, so she's an Iron, like an elite Iron Man athlete.
1577
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:17,540
- All right.
1578
00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:20,060
- Right, and so they were doing this like marathon,
1579
00:57:20,060 --> 00:57:25,060
HYROX, whatever it is is like an Iron Man CrossFit race.
1580
00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:27,540
- It's like a good, like, yeah.
1581
00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:28,540
- Yeah, yeah.
1582
00:57:28,540 --> 00:57:29,940
So, I don't know what it is,
1583
00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:31,180
'cause I don't work out.
1584
00:57:31,180 --> 00:57:32,100
But,
1585
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:34,620
at all, ever, for no any reason.
1586
00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:35,460
But,
1587
00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:36,300
so like, yeah,
1588
00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:37,580
it's like this huge,
1589
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:39,340
like endurance event,
1590
00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:40,500
just millions of people,
1591
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,340
like,
1592
00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,180
Iron Man,
1593
00:57:42,180 --> 00:57:44,100
hundreds of people watching it,
1594
00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:45,580
tens of people doing it.
1595
00:57:45,580 --> 00:57:46,420
- Yeah.
1596
00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:47,260
- Crazy.
1597
00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:48,260
- Well, I mean,
1598
00:57:48,260 --> 00:57:49,860
you have to be pretty good at it to do this.
1599
00:57:49,860 --> 00:57:50,860
- Right, you got to be, yeah, you got to be.
1600
00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:52,700
- And so this lady is like,
1601
00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:55,020
like at the very end of the race, like,
1602
00:57:55,020 --> 00:57:57,580
again, like body pushed past the limits
1603
00:57:57,580 --> 00:57:59,700
of what the human being should be able to do.
1604
00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:03,660
And midway through this little part of the race,
1605
00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:05,980
brown water everywhere.
1606
00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:06,820
- Yeah.
1607
00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:07,660
- Yeah.
1608
00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:09,420
- On her leg and like,
1609
00:58:09,420 --> 00:58:10,860
she just kept on moving.
1610
00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:12,020
- Yeah, both trucking.
1611
00:58:12,020 --> 00:58:13,300
- Didn't even slow down.
1612
00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:15,340
- No, that's, well,
1613
00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:18,940
she immediately after,
1614
00:58:18,940 --> 00:58:19,780
- Right.
1615
00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:21,780
- Seven hours after, like,
1616
00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:22,620
the shit happened.
1617
00:58:22,620 --> 00:58:24,340
She lost all her sponsors
1618
00:58:24,340 --> 00:58:26,140
and, you know,
1619
00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:28,820
she had to make a public apology.
1620
00:58:28,820 --> 00:58:29,660
- Okay, what are you saying?
1621
00:58:29,660 --> 00:58:31,660
- She said her and stomach hurt.
1622
00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:35,020
She said stomach hurt and she knew she shouldn't have competed.
1623
00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:38,700
But being the athlete that she is
1624
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:41,460
and the major competitors, she,
1625
00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:44,060
right, tried to push through it.
1626
00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:46,660
And instead she pushed it out.
1627
00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:48,180
- She pushed her pants.
1628
00:58:48,180 --> 00:58:49,020
- Right.
1629
00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:50,180
- Yeah, oh,
1630
00:58:50,180 --> 00:58:51,380
I've never shit my pants.
1631
00:58:51,380 --> 00:58:52,700
- I've never shit my pants.
1632
00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:54,700
- I feel the same way, Allan.
1633
00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:56,460
I feel the same way.
1634
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:59,660
And thankfully,
1635
00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:03,940
Puma came back to her and was like,
1636
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:05,300
we understand,
1637
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:08,220
we gotta stand.
1638
00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:09,460
We gotta,
1639
00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:11,220
we gotta stop.
1640
00:59:11,220 --> 00:59:15,060
We gotta take you back
1641
00:59:15,060 --> 00:59:16,860
- Hell yeah.
1642
00:59:16,860 --> 00:59:18,100
- As a sponsor.
1643
00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:22,660
And they coming out with a new line of jeans.
1644
00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:25,580
(laughing)
1645
00:59:25,580 --> 00:59:28,220
- They got Puma pants.
1646
00:59:28,220 --> 00:59:29,540
- Puma pants.
1647
00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:30,780
- Oh, see I thought they were gonna be,
1648
00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:34,260
they were like, we're gonna be P-O-O-M-A from now on.
1649
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:36,500
(laughing)
1650
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:39,700
- We gotta get, we gotta do the Puma pants.
1651
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:40,700
- Puma pants.
1652
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:44,500
- You can wear your Puma pants anywhere.
1653
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:45,340
- There you go.
1654
00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:47,620
- You know who she to pick,
1655
00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:48,900
her up was depends.
1656
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:50,980
- Yeah.
1657
00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:52,060
- Sure.
1658
00:59:52,060 --> 00:59:54,420
- Yeah, but that's still, that's bullshit man.
1659
00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:55,260
- I've doubted something.
1660
00:59:55,260 --> 00:59:56,260
- I mean,
1661
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:57,100
- It was a man.
1662
00:59:57,100 --> 01:00:00,300
- You know, they said people urinate all the time during that.
1663
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:01,300
- Yeah, I'm what's up.
1664
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:02,820
- Like, not a big deal.
1665
01:00:02,820 --> 01:00:04,780
- Yeah, I was just gonna shit their pants all the time.
1666
01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:05,620
- I don't pee by pants.
1667
01:00:05,620 --> 01:00:08,140
- Well, but they also said it was like, obviously,
1668
01:00:08,140 --> 01:00:10,260
it became a biohazard at that point.
1669
01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:11,100
- Oh.
1670
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:12,100
- And they did,
1671
01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:13,900
and part of the issue was that they didn't clean it up.
1672
01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:14,940
Like,
1673
01:00:14,940 --> 01:00:16,740
- We're gonna clean it up.
1674
01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:17,580
- We should know.
1675
01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:18,580
- I agree.
1676
01:00:18,580 --> 01:00:19,980
- She's competing, she's supposed to.
1677
01:00:19,980 --> 01:00:20,820
- They know that,
1678
01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:22,100
they know it's gonna happen.
1679
01:00:22,100 --> 01:00:22,940
- It could happen.
1680
01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:23,780
It could happen.
1681
01:00:23,780 --> 01:00:24,620
- You're the student.
1682
01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:25,460
- I have somebody out there.
1683
01:00:25,460 --> 01:00:26,540
- It hasn't happened up to now.
1684
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:27,660
That would be surprising to me.
1685
01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:30,220
- I didn't think it'd happen way many more times.
1686
01:00:30,220 --> 01:00:31,140
- But this was also like,
1687
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:32,700
I think at the very end,
1688
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:35,820
like they were back in the facility.
1689
01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:36,660
You know,
1690
01:00:36,660 --> 01:00:39,220
'cause a lot of times those things like start in a facility
1691
01:00:39,220 --> 01:00:41,860
then like go out on different courses
1692
01:00:41,860 --> 01:00:43,340
and then come back to end.
1693
01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:45,980
So I think you might have been aware
1694
01:00:45,980 --> 01:00:47,500
it happened as much as any,
1695
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:49,580
'cause like you could poop while you're swimming.
1696
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:50,740
No way,
1697
01:00:50,740 --> 01:00:51,580
(laughs)
1698
01:00:51,580 --> 01:00:52,740
- You know, we're losing your spot.
1699
01:00:52,740 --> 01:00:55,020
- Take it all down to brown town.
1700
01:00:55,020 --> 01:00:56,620
- My little cheek out.
1701
01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:58,420
- Yeah, here she comes, yeah.
1702
01:00:58,420 --> 01:01:00,420
(laughs)
1703
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:03,660
- It was like,
1704
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,300
- Right on the brunner, the brunner.
1705
01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:07,340
(laughs)
1706
01:01:07,340 --> 01:01:10,260
- I'm an Ironmare person.
1707
01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:11,820
- Right on the brunner, the brunner.
1708
01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:13,380
- Fred, if that's all your Fredline News,
1709
01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:18,380
I have a Fredline News bonus article for you.
1710
01:01:18,380 --> 01:01:19,700
And it's gonna be a little weird
1711
01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:20,700
and we'll end on that, okay?
1712
01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:21,540
- Right.
1713
01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:22,360
- Right.
1714
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,460
- Right.
1715
01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:25,300
- Right, I'm sure you've heard.
1716
01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:26,380
Does the name,
1717
01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:32,220
M-Malia Dumberdoor ring about to you.
1718
01:01:32,220 --> 01:01:33,900
- M-Malia Dumberdoor.
1719
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,540
- M-Malia Dumberdoor.
1720
01:01:35,540 --> 01:01:36,940
- Dumberdoor.
1721
01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:37,780
- There's some--
1722
01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:39,340
- Numer, Numerdoor, Numerdoor.
1723
01:01:39,340 --> 01:01:40,900
- Numerdoor, Numerdoor.
1724
01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:42,260
- Right, so well,
1725
01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:44,940
I don't know, not a friend of the show, Allan,
1726
01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:47,540
maybe, Malamite Megan of it.
1727
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:51,180
Nalia, M-Malia, whatever, it's a Florida woman
1728
01:01:51,180 --> 01:01:56,180
who was accused by her husband of making sweet, sweet love.
1729
01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:57,420
- Ooh, who?
1730
01:01:57,420 --> 01:01:58,780
- Sweet, sweet puppy dog.
1731
01:01:58,780 --> 01:02:00,980
- Oh, yes, I heard that.
1732
01:02:00,980 --> 01:02:02,980
- Not the son, not the son, I did hear that.
1733
01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:03,820
- That's the son, when they're--
1734
01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:05,820
- This is to their sweet, sweet puppy dog.
1735
01:02:05,820 --> 01:02:11,900
- That's right, 38 year old Puntagorda Florida
1736
01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:14,740
was arrested in September after authorities say they watch
1737
01:02:14,740 --> 01:02:17,700
videos of her with the family dog that showed her,
1738
01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:20,380
quote unquote, partially nude.
1739
01:02:20,380 --> 01:02:23,220
And the animal position in a manner consistent
1740
01:02:23,220 --> 01:02:24,980
with sexual activity.
1741
01:02:24,980 --> 01:02:26,820
- This is so--
1742
01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:28,580
- Right, so everybody's like, holy shit.
1743
01:02:28,580 --> 01:02:31,500
What the heck is going on, right?
1744
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:35,620
So that was she got arrested in every,
1745
01:02:35,620 --> 01:02:37,820
like whatever, and then all of a sudden,
1746
01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:40,420
like whatever, all of a sudden,
1747
01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:43,460
there's this thing that's come out that they said,
1748
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:47,740
wait a minute, we don't think that she did it,
1749
01:02:47,740 --> 01:02:51,260
we think her husband set her up.
1750
01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:54,020
He's the one who provided the footage
1751
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:57,140
to the investigators, could be AI.
1752
01:02:57,140 --> 01:03:01,020
- Huh.
1753
01:03:01,020 --> 01:03:06,020
No, but AI has some strings, no, I don't.
1754
01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:09,020
- No, so her husband, et cetera.
1755
01:03:09,020 --> 01:03:10,940
So, side of the fundraiser,
1756
01:03:10,940 --> 01:03:14,580
this is the New York Post sent out a reporter
1757
01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:16,660
and talked to her friends, and her friends said that,
1758
01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:17,900
so they said, citing the fundraiser,
1759
01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:21,380
the media outlet reported that she and her two sons
1760
01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:23,740
were displaced from their home,
1761
01:03:23,740 --> 01:03:26,180
and she was facing significant legal cost.
1762
01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:30,380
She said, their lives have been turned upside down,
1763
01:03:30,380 --> 01:03:32,980
following a painful and difficult situation
1764
01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:36,660
involving her estranged husband and the allegations
1765
01:03:36,660 --> 01:03:39,580
against her that she maintains her untrue.
1766
01:03:39,580 --> 01:03:41,940
So, they said, we're just trying to figure out
1767
01:03:41,940 --> 01:03:43,220
what's going on here.
1768
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:48,380
When asked about, she, okay, detectives asked her
1769
01:03:48,380 --> 01:03:51,300
if she was the woman shown in the footage,
1770
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:52,820
and if that was her dog,
1771
01:03:52,820 --> 01:03:54,660
when asked about the nature of the incident,
1772
01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:57,420
she denied anything sexual occurring
1773
01:03:57,420 --> 01:04:00,660
but could not provide a consistent explanation
1774
01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:02,260
for what was seen on the camera,
1775
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:04,540
according to Sheriff's deputies.
1776
01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:08,060
She then requested an attorney ending the interview.
1777
01:04:08,060 --> 01:04:12,740
So, apparently she was also said the cameras had been
1778
01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:15,020
installed without her knowledge,
1779
01:04:15,020 --> 01:04:17,380
and then the recordings were from 2024
1780
01:04:17,380 --> 01:04:20,460
and that her estranged husband had previously used them
1781
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:21,420
to threaten her.
1782
01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:28,580
So, according to Sheriff Bill Prumel,
1783
01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:30,700
(laughing)
1784
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,580
there are only a few times in my career
1785
01:04:32,580 --> 01:04:34,460
that I've been in a loss for words.
1786
01:04:34,460 --> 01:04:38,940
- Well, I'm Sheriff Bill Prumel.
1787
01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:39,900
(laughing)
1788
01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:43,100
- This is one of them times, I said,
1789
01:04:43,100 --> 01:04:47,420
I simply cannot comprehend this behavior.
1790
01:04:47,420 --> 01:04:51,140
No animal should ever be subjected to this kind of conduct,
1791
01:04:51,140 --> 01:04:53,460
and you can be sure we're gonna take the action
1792
01:04:53,460 --> 01:04:56,780
when we learn about it here in Sherwood County.
1793
01:04:56,780 --> 01:04:59,620
And then, and the smile in her mug shot?
1794
01:04:59,620 --> 01:05:00,780
- Yeah.
1795
01:05:00,780 --> 01:05:02,740
- I don't know what there is to smile about
1796
01:05:02,740 --> 01:05:06,220
when you've been arrested for something as discersten as this.
1797
01:05:06,220 --> 01:05:09,340
Ellen, would you like to see the mug shot in question?
1798
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:11,980
I will share the screen with you.
1799
01:05:11,980 --> 01:05:15,660
Look up, Malay, Pernel.
1800
01:05:15,660 --> 01:05:17,420
- I love those things.
1801
01:05:17,420 --> 01:05:18,260
- There she is.
1802
01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:19,220
She's got it some crazy eyes.
1803
01:05:19,220 --> 01:05:21,180
We're not gonna argue with that.
1804
01:05:21,180 --> 01:05:23,420
- Yeah, she looks like a Florida chick.
1805
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,340
- She looks like someone who would live in Florida, yes.
1806
01:05:25,340 --> 01:05:26,780
So, there you go.
1807
01:05:26,780 --> 01:05:31,780
So, Fred, on the heels of that other lady,
1808
01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:35,180
who caused a ruckus.
1809
01:05:35,180 --> 01:05:36,700
- Yeah, with her son.
1810
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:37,540
- Yeah, with her son.
1811
01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:39,660
And then this lady, what do you think?
1812
01:05:39,660 --> 01:05:41,020
Do you think the husband set her up?
1813
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,020
I don't know.
1814
01:05:42,020 --> 01:05:42,860
- I don't know.
1815
01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:43,700
I don't know.
1816
01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:44,540
That's weird.
1817
01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:45,380
- That's weird.
1818
01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:46,220
- That's weird.
1819
01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:49,620
Like, it's basically like if the video was from 2000,
1820
01:05:49,620 --> 01:05:50,860
we had 24.
1821
01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:53,380
- 24, there's still AI and shit back then.
1822
01:05:53,380 --> 01:05:54,220
- Yeah.
1823
01:05:54,220 --> 01:05:55,060
- Yeah.
1824
01:05:55,060 --> 01:05:56,060
- Not as good.
1825
01:05:56,060 --> 01:05:58,540
- But when did they turn the video in?
1826
01:05:58,540 --> 01:05:59,380
- That's what I'm saying.
1827
01:05:59,380 --> 01:06:01,180
Like, what do you, we don't know?
1828
01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:03,940
- I don't, I don't know, man.
1829
01:06:03,940 --> 01:06:06,620
Like, yeah, you gotta have that shit analyzed.
1830
01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:07,460
- I think so too.
1831
01:06:07,460 --> 01:06:08,460
I think that this is--
1832
01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:12,700
- And if it is, you gotta make an example of that dude.
1833
01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:13,860
I'm gonna break it up.
1834
01:06:13,860 --> 01:06:15,580
Throw the book at him.
1835
01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:16,980
Throw the book at everybody.
1836
01:06:16,980 --> 01:06:18,620
- Book of his ass.
1837
01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:19,700
Book of the dino.
1838
01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:21,260
- Book of mall, dino.
1839
01:06:21,260 --> 01:06:24,820
Well, let's, speaking of book, let's book it out of here.
1840
01:06:24,820 --> 01:06:26,900
- We're gonna book it, baby.
1841
01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:29,900
- Until next week when we'll have a brand new episode.
1842
01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:30,740
- Woo!
1843
01:06:30,740 --> 01:06:32,740
- I'm gonna put a gag on you.
1844
01:06:32,740 --> 01:06:35,740
- Do me a favor if you've listened to the show this far.
1845
01:06:35,740 --> 01:06:38,020
You've officially signed the Black Lincoln Collective
1846
01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:39,660
Confidentiality Agreement.
1847
01:06:39,660 --> 01:06:40,660
- That's right.
1848
01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:43,660
- Which means you're not allowed to talk about this show.
1849
01:06:43,660 --> 01:06:45,260
- Well, the first--
1850
01:06:45,260 --> 01:06:46,260
- Ever.
1851
01:06:46,260 --> 01:06:48,260
- First rule of BLC clubs.
1852
01:06:48,260 --> 01:06:50,260
You don't talk about BLC clubs.
1853
01:06:50,260 --> 01:06:52,260
- Yeah, please don't tell anyone we exist.
1854
01:06:52,260 --> 01:06:53,260
- I'm gonna put a gag on you.
1855
01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:55,260
- Do me a favor if you've listened to the show this far.
1856
01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:57,260
You've officially signed the Black Lincoln Collective
1857
01:06:57,260 --> 01:06:58,260
Confidentiality Agreement.
1858
01:06:58,260 --> 01:06:59,260
- That's right.
1859
01:06:59,260 --> 01:07:00,260
- Which means you're not allowed to talk about this show.
1860
01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:02,260
- What would we exist, please?
1861
01:07:02,260 --> 01:07:04,260
- So I guess everybody's part of it.
1862
01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:05,900
- Yeah, we're all in on this together.
1863
01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:07,220
We're all in this together, guys.
1864
01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:08,060
- In what?
1865
01:07:08,060 --> 01:07:08,900
- In what?
1866
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:09,740
- What are we in?
1867
01:07:09,740 --> 01:07:10,580
I don't know.
1868
01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:12,580
- You'll never know until it's too late.
1869
01:07:12,580 --> 01:07:16,180
It's not a cult, but we are all gonna wear red hats.
1870
01:07:16,180 --> 01:07:17,420
Good night, everybody.
1871
01:07:17,420 --> 01:07:18,260
- Good night.
1872
01:07:18,260 --> 01:07:19,580
- You're gonna be awesome.
1873
01:07:19,580 --> 01:07:20,700
(laughing)
1874
01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:22,100
- We are laughing.
1875
01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:23,180
(laughing)
1876
01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:25,420
We are very good friends.
1877
01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:27,740
Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
1878
01:07:27,740 --> 01:07:28,900
(laughing)
1879
01:07:28,900 --> 01:07:31,480
(upbeat music)
1880
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:44,900
- That's it, man.
1881
01:07:44,900 --> 01:07:46,060
Game over, man.
1882
01:07:46,060 --> 01:07:46,900
It's game over.
1883
01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:49,540
- Just hang loose, blood.
1884
01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:51,140
You're gonna catch up on the wee bear, Adam.
1885
01:07:51,140 --> 01:07:52,980
(laughing)
1886
01:07:57,340 --> 01:07:58,820
- Oh, what a baby.
1887
01:07:58,820 --> 01:07:59,980
(laughing)
1888
01:07:59,980 --> 01:08:01,460
Come home, what in here?
1889
01:08:01,460 --> 01:08:02,820
(upbeat music)
1890
01:08:02,820 --> 01:08:04,820
- Well, thanks all folks.
1891
01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:07,340
- I still have this, baby.
1892
01:08:07,340 --> 01:08:08,340
- God damn it.
1893
01:08:08,340 --> 01:08:09,420
(upbeat music)
1894
01:08:09,420 --> 01:08:11,020
- You can't see God damn on me.
1895
01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:13,020
- I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
1896
01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:16,300
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1897
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:17,780
- Surely you can be serious.
1898
01:08:17,780 --> 01:08:20,140
- I am serious and don't call me sure.
1899
01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:44,140
[ Silence ]