In the 127th installment of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast, the hosts, Parker, Fred, and Alan, take you on a journey that's as erratic as it is hilarious. Right from the start, you're strapped in for an evening that promises to be a bumpy yet thoroughly enjoyable ride. Imagine a podcast that's become a viral sensation, not just for its content but for its presence in the most unexpected of places – rest area bathrooms. It's the kind of show that you tune into, not just for the laughs but for the sense of camaraderie and the feeling of being part of an exclusive club, one that's in on the joke and loving every minute of it. This episode, in particular, is a treasure trove of anecdotes, witty banter, and the kind of off-the-cuff remarks that you'd share with your closest friends. The hosts' chemistry is palpable, making you feel like you're right there with them, swapping stories and sharing a laugh. But it's not all just talk. The episode heats up with a Sriracha challenge that's as fiery as it sounds. Will the hosts handle the heat or will they be reaching for the nearest glass of milk? You'll have to listen to find out. And if you've ever had any experience with youth sports, whether as a coach, a parent, or a spectator, you'll find yourself nodding along and chuckling at the absurdities and truths shared about coaching kids in basketball. The Black Lincoln Collective podcast is more than just a show; it's an experience. It's where you go when you need a break from the mundane, a place to unwind and let loose with a few friends who just happen to have a microphone between them. Don't miss out on what might just be the best episode ever – and that's saying something for a show that's already 127 episodes deep. Tune in, have a laugh, and who knows, you might just find yourself looking forward to the next rest stop on your journey – if only to check if the rumors are true. Listen now and join the collective – where every episode is a giant leap for podcast-kind.
In the 127th installment of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast, the hosts, Parker, Fred, and Alan, take you on a journey that's as erratic as it is hilarious. Right from the start, you're strapped in for an evening that promises to be a bumpy yet thoroughly enjoyable ride.
Imagine a podcast that's become a viral sensation, not just for its content but for its presence in the most unexpected of places – rest area bathrooms. It's the kind of show that you tune into, not just for the laughs but for the sense of camaraderie and the feeling of being part of an exclusive club, one that's in on the joke and loving every minute of it.
This episode, in particular, is a treasure trove of anecdotes, witty banter, and the kind of off-the-cuff remarks that you'd share with your closest friends. The hosts' chemistry is palpable, making you feel like you're right there with them, swapping stories and sharing a laugh.
But it's not all just talk. The episode heats up with a Sriracha challenge that's as fiery as it sounds. Will the hosts handle the heat or will they be reaching for the nearest glass of milk? You'll have to listen to find out. And if you've ever had any experience with youth sports, whether as a coach, a parent, or a spectator, you'll find yourself nodding along and chuckling at the absurdities and truths shared about coaching kids in basketball.
The Black Lincoln Collective podcast is more than just a show; it's an experience. It's where you go when you need a break from the mundane, a place to unwind and let loose with a few friends who just happen to have a microphone between them.
Don't miss out on what might just be the best episode ever – and that's saying something for a show that's already 127 episodes deep. Tune in, have a laugh, and who knows, you might just find yourself looking forward to the next rest stop on your journey – if only to check if the rumors are true.
Listen now and join the collective – where every episode is a giant leap for podcast-kind.
(00:00) Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast. It's alive. All right, fasten your seatbelt
(01:00) This is the 127th Black Lincoln Collective podcast
(04:50) Fred Lincoln plays basketball with his sons and loses by 16 points
(08:52) Two white people fighting over a 12-year-old basketball game
(12:22) Dad says man threatened to fight him, but we're better than him
(16:39) Fred BlC. says he's over controversy surrounding his basketball team
(20:57) Fred says youth basketball has not been fun for him as a coach
(25:09) Fred: I'm against abbreviations for the word crossing
(28:21) I wanted to snowboard so bad, and then I went and
(31:57) The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors
(34:29) Fred Blackland takes on the hot sauce taste test of the century
(38:16) Next on the taste test of pain is Hawaiian lava hot sauce
(40:52) Red mustard, courtesy of asian bottle man. This is absolutely delicious. Yes, it is delicious. Now, this is when we get into
(43:43) Now we'll go to our traditional, or our old new style rooster
(44:30) This is a black Lincoln collective exclusive food review, sort of
(47:29) Tell me about what goes on a Philly cheesesteak
(48:53) For that, I have some words, some of the most unusually long english words
(51:35) The definition of consingenuous is of the same blood or origin
(53:55) This sentence was published in the New York Herald Tribune in 1959
(54:25) The manner by which LSD 25 produces its mental changes is obscure
(56:24) An infant in Louisiana underwent a successful xenotransplantation Friday
(01:01:11) Pigs have replaced primates as primary candidates for xenotransplantation to humans
(01:01:46) This is legitimately on the list. Jackasseseries. And this should be an easy one. Any guesses
(01:03:26) Next week on the BLC podcast will be celebrating Black History Month
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>> Parker: To go over again. All right,
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fasten your seatbelt.
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>> Parker: It's going to be our bumpy night.
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Alive. It's
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alive. It's
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast. Oh,
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this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping manly
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stories. And in the morning, I'm making pop
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with your host, Parker,
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featuring the sultry hounds of Fred, and also
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Alan on the board.
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Let's go already.
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And now let's start the damn show.
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Welcome. Welcome, one and all to the, what,
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127th episode of the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast. I can't hear Fred at all. Great. Best
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episode ever. And he's not saying words.
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That's perfect. Exactly what I expect.
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>> Parker: Words is what I'm saying.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the show, the 120 eigth
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episode of BLC podcast. I should just read the cue
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cards. The viral sensation that's sweeping the
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rest area bathrooms near you. We are
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so glad you joined us, and we can't thank you enough for your support on
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X, Facebook, Instagram, and also TikTok, which is
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alive. You can always check us
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out@blcpodcast.com and listen to us every
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single day on your favorite podcast platforms. Uh, please don't
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forget to, like, follow and share the show. And
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now for the most virus infested
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guy I know, it's Fred.
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Yeah, Fred.
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>> Parker: Bugs crawling all over.
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>> Parker: Virus coronavirus. Oh,
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Hey, if one of us is going to get it for a third time, it
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should be.
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>> Parker: Can't deal with this no more. And as always, we like to
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introduce our man with the hands,
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Alan.
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's me. I got the
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nice looking crowd. Yeah. Great crowd tonight. Thank you very
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much, ladies and gentlemen. Mostly gentlemen. One lady,
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probably maybe two. Uh, but thank you guys all
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so very much for coming to the show. Coming to the
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show. There's not really a crowd, is
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there? Because now I'm addressing a crowd. Like,
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there is a crowd. Yeah, there is a crowd.
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I mean, there might be an
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you beautiful audience tonight. Where are you from, ma'am?
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just flew in from Baltimore and boy, are my arms tired.
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She's from Baltimore. She told you to go fuck yourself
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tonight on the show. I'm going to try. You know what I'm going to try, Fred? I'm going to try
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something new. I'm going to try and tell people what might
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happen later on in the
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predictions. I don't think we've ever done that, ever.
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>> Parker: Predictions? Okay.
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>> Parker: No. No predictions. Just the thing that we wrote down. Oh,
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Culver's. Culver's.
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>> Parker: Not a. Oh, you're just telling everybody.
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>> Parker: What we're talking like, you know, later in the.
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we never, ever do.
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>> Parker: They do that.
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already to tell you what you can expect
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later on in this very episode.
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>> Parker: This, um, episode.
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>> Parker: So later on in this episode, what, you're doing a
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tease? I'm doing a tease. I'm doing a classic radio tease.
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>> Parker: Teasing it.
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>> Parker: Yeah. Coming, um, up after these messages from
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Nabisco, we'll be doing the
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Sriracha challenge. Fred might have a story
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about animals getting eaten, and
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that's really all we got so far.
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>> Parker: That's all I have. It's going to
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be a great show. Full of
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valuable information. Yes. I love all the time
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people are like, posting, because I'm on all these groups, on all the
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onlines of podcasts and stuff. People are always posting like,
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I'd love an educational podcast. Great.
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>> Parker: Educational podcast. And I'm like, I want to post it, everyone. And be like,
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well, this isn't it, but please listen.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: I'm like, well, you are a captive audience, just like Alan.
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All the people who were captured at Alan's house that he poured
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us into cheer at the beginning. Yeah,
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you better clap
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if you want your gruel. You must clap.
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>> Parker: Or gets the hose again.
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>> Parker: It claps its hands or it gets the hose again.
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speaking of weirdo, creepy
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fucking
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Anyway, so let me start off this week
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with a hearty black Lincoln collective. Fuck
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you. All right. Yeah. To the
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coach of, um. Well, of the
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not Maldwalkie bucks of the
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Malden rec twelve and under bucks. Hey,
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buddy. Fuck you, you piece of
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shit. No, dude,
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okay?
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>> Parker: This is on the Internet.
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>> Parker: No, I know. The guy already tried to fight
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me. Fred, are you serious?
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Did he look at you? Let me tell you the story and then
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you'll know what happened. So me and my
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boys played a, um, rousing game
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of twelve and under basketball where we got
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beaten to the ground, which. That's okay. That's going to
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happen. That doesn't bother me. We lost by, I think, uh,
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16 points.
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>> Parker: No, not our worst loss, but, uh, it's
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okay. So the game ends. I
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tell my boys, hey, line up. Line up in, uh, the handshake
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line, the traditional.
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>> Parker: The score was, I want to say, 16
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to 926. To nine.
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We scored nine points in the first quarter and then decided
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not to play the rest of the game. We were down twelve to
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nine at the end of the first quarter. And then my guys were like, you know, it would
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be fun never doing this again.
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I was like, great, great idea. You guys are
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the team. And they did it as a team. They did it as a
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team. They didn't score again as a team, uh, thankfully.
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And I barely got freaked. I barely got
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excited at all. Right, so the game ends, my
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boys. I said, go do the lineup. We do the handshake.
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Win or lose. Tell them, good game. That's part of the game.
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>> Parker: Sportsmanship, right?
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>> Parker: Sportsmanship is what it's all about. And so
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we're going through the line. I say, hey, good game, bucks. Good
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game. Good game. Shake the coach's hand. Good game.
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Uh, and I go back to my. I, uh, said, all right, guys,
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let's go over here so we can do our post game thing where
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I try to make you feel better and where I try not to kill
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myself on the side of a basketball court because of our
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failures. And I get over there
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and, like, five or six of my kids, I have
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ten kids on the team. Uh, are like, coach,
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why did he tell us? Why did that guy
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say that we played like shit and that we sucked? And I'm
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like, who said that? Uh, and they're like, the
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other coach said that. I said, wait a minute.
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The other coach on the other team, as he
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shook your hands, told you that you sucked and you played like shit.
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that. So I was like, all right, hold my
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stuff. I'll be right back.
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Because there's a lot of things I can hear. You
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insult me all day long.
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That's not how the game works. That's not what basketball is about,
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and that's not what sports are about, especially at the youth
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level. And he's not Michael Jordan, right?
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There are no scholarships. No one cares. We're here
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for fun, right? So
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I storm across the court,
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like, literally from one side of the gym to the other. Oh, I was parent.
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I would have loved fired up, dude, you would have loved it. Oh,
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you'd have loved it, Alan. I was fired up. And
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he's over there talking to his kids. So I get to about probably about,
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like, the three point line where he's say he's at the baseline,
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so about 20ft, give or take. And I point
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at him because I'm badass like
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that I'm far away from someone and I'm like,
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hey, buddy. I said, hey, coach, I got to talk to
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you. Uh, he's like, why? And I said, did you tell my
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players that they played like shit and that they suck?
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And he was like, no, why? And I said, well, because I just had
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six of my players tell me that that's what you said to them.
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>> Parker: Uh, yeah.
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>> Parker: And he's like, well, I didn't say that. I'm like, well, why would they lie to me? They
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have nothing to gain from lying to me. So dude
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proceeds to buck up to me, get in my
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face as close like right here.
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Uh, and he's almost the same height as he was. A real skinny white
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guy. All white people look the same. Nondescript features,
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skinny and white.
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That's all you need to know. Two white people fighting. Ain't nothing
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you have to. Wait, hold on. So he gets up in my face. He's like, well,
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why don't we talk about this outside? And I said, uh,
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dude, are you fucking kidding me? Do you really think I'm
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going to fight you over a twelve year old basketball game?
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And he's like, well, we could just go outside and settle this. And I'm
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like, what the fuck is wrong with you,
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man? He's like, well,
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bro, I said, dude, listen. I
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said, you're a fucking idiot if you think I'm going to go fight you over this.
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You're also a dickhead for saying that to my
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kids. And I hope you don't talk to your kids that way because
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that's fucked up.
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>> Parker: He probably does.
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>> Parker: He probably does. He probably beats his kids. And it was white, right?
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Yeah. He's like, well, I never said that. I would never say that. Blah, blah,
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blah. And I was like, I said, all right, well, whatever, man. But if
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you did say it, you're a piece of shit.
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>> Parker: Did you call the kids over?
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>> Parker: I didn't talk to his kids. I talked to my kids.
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>> Parker: That's what I'm saying.
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>> Parker: I didn't bring them with me.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I would have been like, come on, guys.
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>> Parker: No, because then we'd have had it like a street. Because my kids were ready.
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Yeah, I would have been like, come on, my kids were ready to
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fight, man.
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>> Parker: That would have got too deep.
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>> Parker: And I also have my assistant coach is like a weightlifter. He's
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fucking, uh, bulky as shit. It wouldn't have been ugly.
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So I leave. I walk back, and the coaches,
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on the next game, they're out there practicing. And the
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coaches, I know the coaches from the next team, and they were like,
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holy shit. I thought we were about to see a fight. And
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I was like, you are about to see a fight. Thankfully, I'm a grown ass man and
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not a fucking idiot. And they were like, whoa.
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And there's a cop there, too. And he's like, what's going on? And I
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said, dude, the guy's talking shit about my kids. Can't
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let it happen. Just watch him. Because if he doesn't want to fight
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me, I mean, I'm going to do what I got to do. Uh, and
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the cops all fat and shit. And he's like, you'd be okay.
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The cops, like, you could run. Yeah. He's like,
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that's why I'm not afraid to fight, because I'm too lazy to run.
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You have to decide at some point in your life. You're like, I can either
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run, or I can just take a beat.
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Yeah, exactly. And there's going to be no flight unless there's a segue
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involved or at least a skateboard. Like some
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skates or something. One of those. What is that thing
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that, uh, the.
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>> Parker: Uh, unicycle bites you but on those large
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heel, right?
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>> Parker: Only if I can start at the top, because you're never going to get away from
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this. Like, centrifugal force will destroy
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you.
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So I was like, walking out, and I go back, talk to
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the kids. I'm like, hey, listen, I know he said that to you.
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He says he didn't. I said, there's really no other
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way for me to tell you guys this. Uh, that dude's an asshole.
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Like, don't tell your parents I said that, but that
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dude's an asshole.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: I'm like, f him. If we ever play him again,
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we're going to beat their asses, right? And they're like, yeah,
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coach. And I'm like, all right, so we leave. Like, we're leaving. On the
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way out, the guy stops me again. This time we're like, almost
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out the door. And he's like, hey, man,
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I really didn't say that. I'm really sorry that your kids
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lied to you about that. And I was like, dude, I said,
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there's no way in hell I'm going to believe you over my
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kids. Yeah, so you can say whatever the fuck you
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want, but I know you said that. And he's like, no.
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I was like, let's go man. So we walked out and my
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wife.
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>> Parker: He didn't think nobody's going to call him on his bull, right?
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>> Parker: Yeah, because why would he? And I was like, no, that's not how this
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works. I have yelled at every person involved in this
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basketball league every chance I get, so
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why would I not yell at this? Like, this is the one that I
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actually have a reason to be mad at me,
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leave, you know, and I'm like, I'm fuming. Get in
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the with Jack, my kids.
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Um, and Jack's like, what are you going to do, dad? Are we going to go,
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like, beat that guy? I said, dude, I said, listen, I said, here's what
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we're going to do. We're not going to do a damn thing.
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And he's like, what do you mean? I said, jack, this is an integrity issue,
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this is a sportsmanship issue, and this is just being a decent human
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being. I said that whatever that guy says does not
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need to affect the way that we live our lives. I said,
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he's an asshole. He's going to be an asshole for the rest of his
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life, but we're better than him.
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And the way that I know that we're better than him is because we're not going to do what
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he wants us to do.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Parker: I said, as soon as he threatened to fight me, that's when I
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realized there's absolutely no reason for me to fight
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this guy because he's a, ah, fucking idiot who's looking for a fight.
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You're a better man than. I'm a better man than you, Alan. Exactly. That's
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what I told, that I'm a better man than Alan.
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That's all that matters. Uh, hold
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on. There's one more wrinkle to this story.
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Let him go.
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>> Parker: I had him and I follow him to his house.
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Well, my wife lives two days
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from now.
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>> Parker: Right?
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>> Parker: Get the tire iron.
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>> Parker: So my wife is leaving. She left separate because one of the
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kids, my daughter had to go to the restroom and my daughter rode
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with her and she happened to be walking out behind this dude
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and his wife. And she heard him
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say to his wife, oh, I totally said that to
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all those kids. Ha, fuck those kids. And like laughing
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about it. Him and his wife were like, cracking up, walking to their car. So
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she called me and I'm like, driving home and
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she's like, listen, don't turn around, don't come
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back, don't call me. But,
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uh, that dude totally admitted that he
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said that to the kids and.
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>> Parker: He'S a pussy because he couldn't say.
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>> Parker: It to you exactly
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right? And I'm like, that's exactly. I knew it. Like, I knew he said it.
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Uh, he knew I knew he said it, right? But like you
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said, he is such a small man.
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Coached from the bucks of the twelve, you malden wrecked basketball
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team, you little piece of shit.
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Such a tiny dick and no balls.
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Uh, when you pull down your pants, it's like a fucking Ken doll,
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you piece of shit. He's just
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Ken. Yeah, exactly. Nothing there.
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Probably no ass either. He probably shits out his
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mouth. Probably does. I'm just
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saying. And you know, he doesn't bang his wife.
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He lets some other dude do it while he watches and rubs his
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hump because he doesn't have a penis. He just rubs. No, he
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don't. And so I'm like, holy
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shit. Jack's like, dad, we got to go back. I'm like,
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dude, we cannot go back. This is not how this works.
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I said, dude, I've always tried to teach you.
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>> Parker: You got to shame him.
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>> Parker: Well, I was like, I've always tried to teach you to be a better
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man. Integrity
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is number one thing. We treat people the way we want to be treated.
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We respect other people, whether they respect us or not. Blah,
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blah, blah, blah, blah.
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>> Parker: You need to go to one of his games. A whole, well, a big
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sign and says, like, this dude
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cusses at kids.
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>> Parker: I happened to see him the next night, as a matter of fact.
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Uh, at our practice. Yeah. And I
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said, hey there, buddy. And he glanced at me and
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looked down and ran away.
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And I was like, all right, fair enough. You're a piece of.
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Just. It was one of those things, man. I cannot
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tell you. So I'm telling Jack all this stuff. I'm like, dude, we got to
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be better than this. We got to be above this
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shit. And I am fuming.
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All right. Yeah.
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Did you have the redneck southern accent? No, I didn't. No,
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because I wasn't
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to that level yet, okay. Because
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I knew that whatever I was going to do, like
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I said, my kids would see it. Not only my actual
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kids, but my basketball kids, uh,
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and every other parent, every other person
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that was there would see it, his kids would see it. All
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that stuff. And thankfully, I've gotten to the point where
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I'm not who I used to be. Who would have just
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immediately went and ballistic on that motherfucker.
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>> Parker: Have you ever heard Parker's, uh.
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>> Parker: When he gets pissed,
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it is hilarious. He gets mad
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because we laugh like Leonard
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Skinner Southern. Oh, yes.
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Then he'll turn around and give us a look and we're like,
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no, seriously, if I'm super, I do.
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I'm like, you motherfucker. Come on, man. I get
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southern and I don't know why.
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I have no idea why. Doesn't make any sense. Because I'm
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not southern,
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dude, I get real mad. Like I said,
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it just comes out. It comes out, man.
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And there's no other reason it's ever come
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out in my life except for when I'm
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ready to fight. That's the only
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time you got to be careful. But we didn't.
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We just.
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So again, like I said, a ah, big hardy
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BlC. Double fuck you
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to that guy for not knowing that Youth sports
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is youth sports.
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>> Parker: Yes, that's right.
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>> Parker: And I did talk to some other coaches afterwards, I had a
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number of people tell me that I should reach out to the league and
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mention this happened.
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>> Parker: Right?
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>> Parker: And I have decided that instead of doing that, I will curse
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him on this, the Internet, uh,
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forever. Yeah, I might still do.
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>> Parker: I wouldn't.
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>> Parker: I don't want to. What I have decided is I'm going
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to coach again next year. And
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my one and only goal for the entire
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season is to beat that motherfucker.
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I'm going to go trip his kids in practice.
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Dude, I don't care about anything else. I'm
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over it, Fred. That's the thing. I'm over it. Now. I'm ready.
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All my attention has been, he is my Ivan
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Drago.
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>> Parker: You have a montage.
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>> Parker: I have to destroy him. I'm going to go to coaching
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clinic. I'm going to sell my house so that
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I can visit coaching clinics around the country so that next year
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I can coach twelve u and beat that dude's ass.
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I'm telling you, man, I am so pissed at him. But, uh,
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again, it's over. Now we're,
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uh, mentally in a better place.
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>> Parker: The name of the movie is going to be little big league.
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>> Parker: It's going to be fat fuck movie.
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Yeah, we're going to call it
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buckets and baskets. The story of all you can
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eat seafood and a basketball game.
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Fat sports. So
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that's what started my week off. Great.
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Uh, just want to let you guys know that. And again,
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if there's one mistake I've ever made, Fred, it turns out it's
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just wanting to help my kid learn basketball.
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>> Parker: There you go.
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>> Parker: Uh, because these people, and it's only the white people, and some of the
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white people, mostly white people, take this shit
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too seriously.
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>> Parker: A lot of the parents take this there are no.
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>> Parker: I get, uh, I had a kid. Okay, well, how about
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another story, Fred? This is a short one. We had a game,
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my six and under team, right, that I'm also coaching with my youngest
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son, who I love dearly. Nate. You heard me. I love you dearly, son.
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If you hear that, I love dearly. I love him dearly.
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And God bless him, he was trying his hardest. But, man, we
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played this other team, and they were ruthless.
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Like, these kids. They were elbowing my kids in the face.
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>> Parker: Oh, shit.
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>> Parker: And, like, pushing them down to the ground. And the ref's not calling because
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they don't call fouls, right? So he's just like, oh, um,
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you shouldn't do that. I'm like, my kids are coming over here
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crying. And my wife,
437
00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:44,566
again, is sitting in the stands, and she's like, one of the kids
438
00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:47,426
parents was complaining about your coaching
439
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:50,326
style. And I'm like, was complaining about my six and
440
00:19:50,348 --> 00:19:53,010
under kids coaching style where my kids are getting beat on.
441
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:56,058
And she was like, yeah, she said she was going to coach next year
442
00:19:56,144 --> 00:19:58,762
because she can do a better job than you. And I was like, I
443
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,378
would love her to do that.
444
00:20:00,384 --> 00:20:02,682
>> Parker: I'd be like, look, she could. As I have, right?
445
00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:02,906
>> Parker: Yeah.
446
00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:05,822
>> Parker: So I was like, she
447
00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:07,520
literally shit to do.
448
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>> Parker: And I'm not going to say her name because she's a parent,
449
00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:14,078
but she literally, when you walk into the gym,
450
00:20:14,174 --> 00:20:17,074
she takes the closest seat to the door because her
451
00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:20,090
fat ass will not walk to the other bleachers,
452
00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:22,260
uh, every week.
453
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:25,134
Well, she, uh, needs to watch ladybugs.
454
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:25,762
>> Parker: That's the problem.
455
00:20:25,816 --> 00:20:28,146
>> Parker: Yeah, I think I need to watch ladybugs.
456
00:20:28,258 --> 00:20:28,534
>> Parker: Yeah.
457
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:31,078
>> Parker: That movie was fucking awesome. I could use all the help I can
458
00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:31,640
get.
459
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,440
>> Parker: That movie was awesome.
460
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,174
>> Parker: So, yeah, it's just been a fucking week, man, for these
461
00:20:39,212 --> 00:20:42,106
fucking basketball kids. And again, I never thought it would
462
00:20:42,128 --> 00:20:44,886
be anything like this. I never thought it would be, like, this fucking
463
00:20:44,918 --> 00:20:47,690
cutthroat craziness. Oh, yeah. But
464
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,194
these people don't give a shit, man.
465
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>> Parker: They are. It only gets worse.
466
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>> Parker: Yes. I'm afraid older.
467
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>> Parker: The kids go, like, high school level.
468
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>> Parker: Oh, I know.
469
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>> Parker: It's insane, man.
470
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>> Parker: Uh uh. I'm excited for high school because I am not going to
471
00:21:01,524 --> 00:21:04,366
be a high school coach. See, that's the whole thing
472
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,074
for me is I'm like, I don't think I'm going to. I'll do this
473
00:21:07,112 --> 00:21:09,922
for this. But my
474
00:21:09,976 --> 00:21:12,786
stepdad has been like, you should really pursue coaching as a career. And I'm like,
475
00:21:12,808 --> 00:21:15,326
no, dude, no, this is terrible.
476
00:21:15,438 --> 00:21:18,414
Yeah, I spend countless hours practicing,
477
00:21:18,462 --> 00:21:21,414
like, learning how to do this just for my kids to not do
478
00:21:21,452 --> 00:21:24,322
any of the things we practice, then for me to get incredibly
479
00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:27,142
frustrated, then get yelled at by my wife because she
480
00:21:27,196 --> 00:21:30,066
sees how frustrated I am. And she's like, it doesn't
481
00:21:30,098 --> 00:21:32,954
matter. You shouldn't care this much. And I'm like, but I have to care this
482
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,802
much, because if I don't care, how can I expect anyone
483
00:21:35,856 --> 00:21:38,778
else to care, right? And so I'm
484
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like, yeah, this has not been fun for me.
485
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,654
I mean, I love spending time and hanging out with kids
486
00:21:44,692 --> 00:21:47,040
and all that stuff. All that part is great.
487
00:21:47,730 --> 00:21:50,090
But the games, right? The other shit.
488
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>> Parker: Yeah, the games are intense, man. They're way more
489
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intense than like, oh, yeah.
490
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>> Parker: Now, if this was a movie, it would be like, ten
491
00:21:57,448 --> 00:21:58,882
years later. Parker's out there.
492
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>> Parker: Come on, guys.
493
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>> Parker: No, he's totally right.
494
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:07,880
>> Parker: For the heart.
495
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,360
>> Parker: Totally right. Like, carrying my defibrillator on my back.
496
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:16,360
And that's the worst part, is I'm like,
497
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right after it happened, wife's like, are you going to coach next year? And I was like, no, no
498
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:20,806
chance.
499
00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:21,190
>> Parker: Uh.
500
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>> Parker: And then, like, two minutes later, she's like, are you going to coach next year? And I was like,
501
00:22:24,252 --> 00:22:26,040
you goddamn right I am.
502
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,346
>> Parker: You know, I am coaching out of spite.
503
00:22:29,538 --> 00:22:31,678
>> Parker: I was like, I have to. I have to avenge this.
504
00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:32,494
>> Parker: Yes.
505
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>> Parker: There's nothing else that will. Now, if he'd have called me fat, I'd have
506
00:22:35,524 --> 00:22:37,360
lost 150 pounds this week.
507
00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:42,078
So I could go back and be like, who's fat now, bitch? Punch him in
508
00:22:42,084 --> 00:22:44,798
the face. Actually, if he had called you fat, you would have been like, yeah, you're.
509
00:22:44,814 --> 00:22:46,130
>> Parker: Damn right I'm fat.
510
00:22:47,270 --> 00:22:48,660
>> Parker: Look at me. I'm problem.
511
00:22:50,290 --> 00:22:52,962
Uh, that song that Draper used to sing all the time.
512
00:22:53,096 --> 00:22:54,860
Oh, yeah. Don't, uh. Come on. Uh,
513
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my head a humpty damn. That's right.
514
00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:02,706
So it's been a hell of a week in youth basketball. That's our youth
515
00:23:02,738 --> 00:23:04,390
basketball sports update.
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00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:10,998
I never thought it would be like this, Fred. I thought it was going to
517
00:23:11,004 --> 00:23:13,702
be fun, make
518
00:23:13,836 --> 00:23:16,826
relationships and have friends for the kids. And no, none of
519
00:23:16,848 --> 00:23:17,420
that.
520
00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:20,150
>> Parker: I help coach. Uh,
521
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I wasn't even actual coach. I called myself the
522
00:23:24,948 --> 00:23:27,806
confidence coach because I was like, yeah, man, good job, good
523
00:23:27,828 --> 00:23:30,366
job, good job. I just stand on the
524
00:23:30,388 --> 00:23:31,310
sidelines
525
00:23:33,970 --> 00:23:36,946
because this was flag football. So you could
526
00:23:36,968 --> 00:23:39,540
have a coach out on the, uh, right
527
00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:43,106
in the game. I never would go out there. I never would go out
528
00:23:43,128 --> 00:23:46,082
there. And they was like, I think it was like, second
529
00:23:46,136 --> 00:23:48,742
to the last game. And he was like, fred, you want to go out there and take
530
00:23:48,796 --> 00:23:51,160
defense? I was like, sure. Okay.
531
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All.
532
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:02,790
>> Parker: Thus ends my illustrious career.
533
00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:05,866
>> Parker: Yeah, well, we still
534
00:24:05,888 --> 00:24:08,650
won the championship, and I got a medal.
535
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:12,154
>> Parker: We're going to win the championship of not winning any
536
00:24:12,192 --> 00:24:12,346
game.
537
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,214
>> Parker: That was my, uh, participation medal.
538
00:24:14,262 --> 00:24:17,246
>> Parker: There you go. Yeah, I have to organize that, too, where I'm having
539
00:24:17,268 --> 00:24:20,238
to, like, this is the worst part of coaching is I'm like, what are
540
00:24:20,244 --> 00:24:22,926
we going to do? We have to do, like, an end of season banquet or whatever,
541
00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,906
right? I don't want to do this shit. I hate doing this
542
00:24:25,928 --> 00:24:26,500
stuff.
543
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>> Parker: Do they give you the money for it? Not yet,
544
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:30,866
no.
545
00:24:31,048 --> 00:24:33,746
>> Parker: I'm like, when can parents do it after the last game?
546
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:36,686
Like, within minutes of the last game until. Well, I don't
547
00:24:36,718 --> 00:24:37,860
know. And I'm like,
548
00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:42,134
I'll just take advantage of it. The game is over. We'll do it right here.
549
00:24:42,252 --> 00:24:45,158
Yeah. That's why I was like, meet us at the barbecue place. It's all you can
550
00:24:45,164 --> 00:24:48,086
eat up the road. I'll drown my sorrows. The
551
00:24:48,108 --> 00:24:50,538
only way I know how. Copious amounts of
552
00:24:50,544 --> 00:24:52,938
barbecue the american
553
00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:55,946
way. It's just been
554
00:24:55,968 --> 00:24:58,618
crazy, dude. Uh, like I said, it's just been a
555
00:24:58,624 --> 00:25:01,180
madhouse. It's all right, though. You know what? It's all right.
556
00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:04,298
Uh, because all of that, Fred, doesn't
557
00:25:04,314 --> 00:25:07,278
piss me off as much as the next thing I want
558
00:25:07,284 --> 00:25:09,434
to talk about. And it might be a little controversial.
559
00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:11,754
Fred, uh, I've
560
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,860
decided I am against
561
00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:17,186
abbreviations. Some abbreviations. I'm against the
562
00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:19,570
abbreviation for the word crossing.
563
00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:23,090
Do you know what the abbreviation for the word crossing is?
564
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:23,442
What?
565
00:25:23,496 --> 00:25:26,334
>> Parker: An xing. Uh, xing. Yeah. Xing.
566
00:25:26,382 --> 00:25:27,480
>> Parker: The fuck is that?
567
00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:29,234
>> Parker: X. It's a cross.
568
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:30,838
>> Parker: It's not a cross, it's an x.
569
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>> Parker: Two lines.
570
00:25:31,474 --> 00:25:34,150
>> Parker: That crossing, for me, sounds like you're exiting,
571
00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:37,430
right? Exiting does not mean crossing.
572
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:42,374
I rode by a road the other day,
573
00:25:42,492 --> 00:25:45,150
like, when you're tweeting, right, when you're exiting. Uh,
574
00:25:45,850 --> 00:25:48,710
and see, that's fucked up. And it was called
575
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:51,086
Panda Xing Road.
576
00:25:51,268 --> 00:25:54,186
Panda. And I was like, what the fuck is panda
577
00:25:54,218 --> 00:25:55,200
zing road?
578
00:25:56,050 --> 00:25:58,542
>> Parker: And then I was like, well, that could
579
00:25:58,596 --> 00:26:01,262
be asian, right?
580
00:26:01,316 --> 00:26:04,146
>> Parker: It could be asian. It's not. It was short for
581
00:26:04,168 --> 00:26:06,900
panda Crossing road. Oh, come on.
582
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:08,306
>> Parker: Yes.
583
00:26:08,408 --> 00:26:11,154
>> Parker: And then it reminded me, uh, of motocross road.
584
00:26:11,272 --> 00:26:12,306
>> Parker: Exing road.
585
00:26:12,408 --> 00:26:15,122
>> Parker: Yeah, zing. Like, that could be, like, an Asia, like you said.
586
00:26:15,176 --> 00:26:16,558
Totally. Could be an asian.
587
00:26:16,654 --> 00:26:17,486
>> Parker: Asian last name.
588
00:26:17,528 --> 00:26:20,280
>> Parker: Could be an asian gentleman that lives there. No, not.
589
00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:22,914
It's abbreviation for crossing, Fred. It's
590
00:26:22,962 --> 00:26:25,894
stupid. But do they charge him by the letters now.
591
00:26:26,012 --> 00:26:28,230
I don't know. Fucking America.
592
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:31,042
Probably that guy from the. I mean, we're so fucking lazy.
593
00:26:31,106 --> 00:26:33,640
>> Parker: We start to have four foot.
594
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:36,934
>> Parker: It used to be named. What if I tell
595
00:26:36,972 --> 00:26:39,880
somebody, oh, I live on Panda Crossing Road.
596
00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:42,906
Uh, and then they're like, oh, well, I'm going to come by and we'll hang
597
00:26:42,938 --> 00:26:43,598
out or whatever.
598
00:26:43,684 --> 00:26:46,414
>> Parker: I thought somebody was trying to be cute, right?
599
00:26:46,452 --> 00:26:49,242
>> Parker: And that's what pisses me off. It's the same thing with motocross.
600
00:26:49,386 --> 00:26:51,806
It's the same thing. There's so many things in where they're like,
601
00:26:51,828 --> 00:26:54,820
xing, moto X. Okay, right, Moto X.
602
00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:58,334
That's why they call it Moto X, because it's
603
00:26:58,382 --> 00:26:59,118
motocross.
604
00:26:59,214 --> 00:27:00,980
>> Parker: I thought it was like Moto ten.
605
00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:02,100
>> Parker: Exactly.
606
00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:07,686
See, what's pissing me off, Fred, now you feel it. You feel my
607
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:10,680
pain, right?
608
00:27:12,730 --> 00:27:15,030
Xmas M. It should be Crossmas.
609
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,866
Crossmas. Maybe that one's
610
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:21,834
not 100%. It's right there.
611
00:27:21,872 --> 00:27:24,762
It's right pretty close.
612
00:27:24,816 --> 00:27:27,642
But no, it just pissed me off because I'm like, how could I look this up?
613
00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:30,758
Because I can't look up Panda xing road, right? Because, uh, that's
614
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:31,686
not the name of it.
615
00:27:31,728 --> 00:27:33,198
>> Parker: And they won't give that to you.
616
00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:35,614
>> Parker: No, they're never going to like panda Zing. Oh.
617
00:27:35,652 --> 00:27:38,014
China Shenzhen, ul technology go.
618
00:27:38,052 --> 00:27:40,666
Ldd. Yeah. That's where you get Panda
619
00:27:40,698 --> 00:27:41,760
xing Road.
620
00:27:44,770 --> 00:27:47,666
So I was just, oh, man, it's so stupid. It's just such a
621
00:27:47,688 --> 00:27:50,590
little minor thing. It's such a stupid inconvenience. Uh,
622
00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,140
and it might be controversial that I feel this way,
623
00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:56,520
but either way, fuck them. What I say.
624
00:27:58,970 --> 00:27:59,720
>> Parker: Yeah.
625
00:28:02,650 --> 00:28:05,080
>> Parker: That's what made you. You were like, oh,
626
00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:06,950
I hated moto nine.
627
00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,914
>> Parker: You're right. Never played it. I just thought, like,
628
00:28:09,952 --> 00:28:12,810
that was the tip game, and I missed the first
629
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,306
nine.
630
00:28:13,408 --> 00:28:16,214
>> Parker: I've always hated moto eight, nine, moto
631
00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:19,114
ten. That's my shit. Like,
632
00:28:19,152 --> 00:28:21,274
moto versions one through nine. Shit.
633
00:28:21,322 --> 00:28:24,122
>> Parker: So what was Sxx
634
00:28:24,266 --> 00:28:26,560
tricky? What was that one?
635
00:28:28,770 --> 00:28:29,342
>> Parker: I don't know.
636
00:28:29,396 --> 00:28:30,000
>> Parker: Yeah.
637
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,986
>> Parker: Uh, but that wasn't motocross.
638
00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:35,650
>> Parker: That was crossing. Like,
639
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,790
super crossing crossing.
640
00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:40,526
>> Parker: I don't know. It could be. It could have been cross
641
00:28:40,558 --> 00:28:40,990
crossing.
642
00:28:41,070 --> 00:28:42,482
>> Parker: SX TRicky or something.
643
00:28:42,536 --> 00:28:44,958
>> Parker: Ssx yeah,
644
00:28:45,144 --> 00:28:47,874
ssx tricky. Which means, uh, snow,
645
00:28:47,922 --> 00:28:50,258
probably. Super Snowboard cross.
646
00:28:50,434 --> 00:28:51,510
Ssx.
647
00:28:53,370 --> 00:28:54,120
>> Parker: Look.
648
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:57,480
>> Parker: God DAmn it,
649
00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:01,514
I lost my hat. I don't know where my hat is now.
650
00:29:01,632 --> 00:29:04,358
SsX Fred stands
651
00:29:04,454 --> 00:29:07,130
for snowboard Super Cross.
652
00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:12,066
God. Uh. Dang it. I'm so mad
653
00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:13,722
now. I don't even have a hat.
654
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:16,720
>> Parker: I never knew what it meant. I just knew that game was fire.
655
00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:18,400
>> Parker: The game was fire.
656
00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:23,438
I loved it. I wanted to snowboard so bad,
657
00:29:23,524 --> 00:29:26,320
and then I went and snowboard and Sucked at it so bad.
658
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:29,826
And I was like, I'll just stick to the game. Yes, I got
659
00:29:29,848 --> 00:29:32,786
a snowboard for christmas that year because I was like, I'm going to be a
660
00:29:32,808 --> 00:29:35,806
snowboarder. Ladies and gentlemen, uh, you're
661
00:29:35,838 --> 00:29:38,774
listening to us around the world where we
662
00:29:38,812 --> 00:29:41,698
live. It literally never snows.
663
00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:44,594
And if it does snow, it's, like, gone in an hour unless
664
00:29:44,642 --> 00:29:47,414
someone puts it in their fucking front yard. Like friends going
665
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,510
VIral with on fucking Reddit.
666
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:53,926
So I don't know why I was like, hey, what do you want for Christmas?
667
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,602
Oh, I'd love a Snowboard. That makes perfect
668
00:29:56,656 --> 00:29:59,418
fucking sense. I didn't have a car at the time, but I needed a
669
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:01,066
Snowboard for nothing.
670
00:30:01,168 --> 00:30:02,966
>> Parker: You just ride around with it on the hood.
671
00:30:02,998 --> 00:30:05,914
>> Parker: I just walked. I just jump spot to spot. Like jump
672
00:30:05,962 --> 00:30:08,846
ACross? No, but so, yeah, I went and I
673
00:30:08,868 --> 00:30:11,546
did. I was like, I'm going to be the world's greatest, fattest
674
00:30:11,578 --> 00:30:14,494
snowboaRder. And what do you know? I was
675
00:30:14,532 --> 00:30:17,342
one of the two. I'm not going to tell you which
676
00:30:17,396 --> 00:30:20,354
One. That SHit's hard, man. It is
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hard. Is it still better than skate?
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>> Parker: It looks so easy. They make it look so that's how they trick you.
679
00:30:24,632 --> 00:30:27,334
>> Parker: No, the problem is they don't tell you what you should do. Okay, so,
680
00:30:27,372 --> 00:30:30,230
kids at, um, home, if you're thinking about snowboarding,
681
00:30:30,570 --> 00:30:31,960
let me tell you this.
682
00:30:33,610 --> 00:30:36,520
Put your weight on the back foot.
683
00:30:36,890 --> 00:30:39,734
If you don't put your weight on your back foot, you will
684
00:30:39,772 --> 00:30:42,346
tumble down the mountain for hours on end, like I
685
00:30:42,368 --> 00:30:45,226
did until my last run of the day, when
686
00:30:45,248 --> 00:30:47,994
I realized, oh, if I put my weight on my back
687
00:30:48,032 --> 00:30:50,394
foot, this is PRetty fucking easy.
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00:30:50,512 --> 00:30:51,180
>> Parker: Yeah.
689
00:30:51,870 --> 00:30:54,778
>> Parker: And by the time I figured it out, I was like, I'm going to go again now that I
690
00:30:54,784 --> 00:30:56,238
figured it out. And they're like, no, we got to go.
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>> Parker: Mountains close.
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>> Parker: And ever since then, I've never went again.
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>> Parker: Uh uh.
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>> Parker: It's the worst, man, because you fall all the fucking time. And it's so
695
00:31:02,148 --> 00:31:04,830
fucking cold. So cold.
696
00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:07,874
>> Parker: Colder than a witch's city. I want to go to
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00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:08,958
a big snow.
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00:31:09,054 --> 00:31:11,858
>> Parker: Let's go playing big snow. Let's go.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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00:31:12,456 --> 00:31:13,954
>> Parker: Do our next live show from that.
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00:31:13,992 --> 00:31:16,866
>> Parker: Guy whose yard, like, I was driving down the street, and
702
00:31:16,888 --> 00:31:19,862
then, boom, there's a yard full of snow. I'm like,
703
00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:20,278
what?
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00:31:20,364 --> 00:31:21,942
>> Parker: Again? It hasn't snow at all.
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>> Parker: That's not snow at all. Yeah.
706
00:31:24,252 --> 00:31:27,158
>> Parker: And it was like, I saw it. It was just like two years. It was
707
00:31:27,164 --> 00:31:28,780
like Random House
708
00:31:29,390 --> 00:31:30,170
Snow.
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00:31:30,670 --> 00:31:32,438
>> Parker: This shit was in a pile.
710
00:31:32,614 --> 00:31:34,380
>> Parker: Yeah, it was like, piled up,
711
00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:37,942
but I didn't know if it was powder.
712
00:31:38,006 --> 00:31:40,998
>> Parker: Or if it was like, ice. Well, I don't
713
00:31:41,014 --> 00:31:43,450
know. I was going to stop and I'm.
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00:31:43,450 --> 00:31:45,040
>> Parker: Going to snowboard this real quick.
715
00:31:45,410 --> 00:31:47,310
>> Parker: Touch that Phantom Snow.
716
00:31:48,050 --> 00:31:49,680
>> Parker: Let me get a face full then.
717
00:31:50,850 --> 00:31:53,458
>> Parker: But it looked like they've been out there playing in it.
718
00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:56,194
Sure, why
719
00:31:56,232 --> 00:31:56,820
not?
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00:31:57,270 --> 00:31:58,514
I'm going to play in it.
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00:31:58,552 --> 00:32:01,458
>> Parker: God, man, whoever that is. Best parents in the
722
00:32:01,464 --> 00:32:02,066
world.
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00:32:02,248 --> 00:32:05,218
>> Parker: Yeah, dude. Uh, I put it
724
00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:08,194
on Reddit, and I got some comments back
725
00:32:08,232 --> 00:32:10,934
from it, and somebody was like, yeah, that guy
726
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:13,638
lives next to me or lives near my area. He
727
00:32:13,644 --> 00:32:16,534
says about twice a year. You know what I'm saying? Two times
728
00:32:16,572 --> 00:32:17,240
a year.
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00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:20,646
>> Parker: Why do you own a snow machine to only use it twice a year? I would use that shit every
730
00:32:20,668 --> 00:32:21,222
day, man.
731
00:32:21,276 --> 00:32:22,466
>> Parker: In the summer.
732
00:32:22,658 --> 00:32:23,014
>> Parker: Yeah.
733
00:32:23,052 --> 00:32:24,134
>> Parker: Oh, man.
734
00:32:24,332 --> 00:32:27,186
>> Parker: In the 98 degree southern weather, Snow
735
00:32:27,218 --> 00:32:29,800
will almost make it to the ground. That's right.
736
00:32:30,530 --> 00:32:33,438
That's crazy. But no, that cracked me up when you sent me that, so I was
737
00:32:33,444 --> 00:32:36,366
like, all right, well, we got to at least talk about a little. Yeah, because when I saw
738
00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:38,080
it, I was like, where's know?
739
00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:42,478
Then I saw it on Reddit. I saw it on Reddit. And I
740
00:32:42,484 --> 00:32:45,250
was, oh, Fred stole it from Reddit.
741
00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:52,194
Well, I didn't know. And then I was like,
742
00:32:52,232 --> 00:32:54,450
wait, because there's been other things that you've stolen.
743
00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:57,926
It's okay. We've all done it. And then you're like, hey, check this out. Which,
744
00:32:57,948 --> 00:33:00,918
I mean, you just share it. Yeah, but then I saw it. I was
745
00:33:00,924 --> 00:33:03,320
like, wait, that's Fred. That's definitely,
746
00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:04,160
uh.
747
00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:11,100
I'm confused, too. Exactly.
748
00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:15,114
So there you go. We're going viral, kids. Follow
749
00:33:15,152 --> 00:33:17,420
us on TikTok and our whatever.
750
00:33:18,110 --> 00:33:21,030
Let's make a subreddit do our patreon, too. Why
751
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,262
not?
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00:33:21,316 --> 00:33:21,902
>> Parker: There you go.
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00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:24,714
>> Parker: If you want more of this gripping snow
754
00:33:24,762 --> 00:33:27,550
and basketball fight content, follow
755
00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:30,414
us on our fucking whatever bullshit we do.
756
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We'll take a quick break, and we'll be back with
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00:33:33,588 --> 00:33:36,366
more of the BLC podcast. The
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00:33:36,388 --> 00:33:39,038
Black Lincoln collective podcast will return
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00:33:39,124 --> 00:33:41,310
after a word from our sponsors.
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00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:32,526
Welcome back to the 127th
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episode. I have the Blackland collective podcast. I've
762
00:34:35,518 --> 00:34:38,194
called my jets, brought it back a little
763
00:34:38,232 --> 00:34:38,578
bit.
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00:34:38,664 --> 00:34:39,146
>> Parker: Breathe.
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00:34:39,198 --> 00:34:42,006
>> Parker: Did some deep breathing. Did some Thai massage on
766
00:34:42,028 --> 00:34:42,600
myself.
767
00:34:45,610 --> 00:34:48,498
Why not just my fingers are tie. My fingers
768
00:34:48,514 --> 00:34:51,434
are lady boys. You know what lady boy is. Yeah.
769
00:34:51,472 --> 00:34:54,186
Okay. Anyway, so I'm bringing it
770
00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:57,206
back. Fred, I had to open up with some asian flair,
771
00:34:57,398 --> 00:35:00,346
because it's time, Fred, for me to pay off what
772
00:35:00,368 --> 00:35:03,294
I said I was going to pay off, and I'm doing it in an even better way
773
00:35:03,332 --> 00:35:06,254
than I thought I could. It's time for me to
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00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:08,310
do the fucking, uh,
775
00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:11,070
challenge. The Huafung
776
00:35:11,730 --> 00:35:12,510
versus
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00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:16,690
Underwood ranch versus
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00:35:17,510 --> 00:35:20,338
this random fucking chinese hot sauce that I
779
00:35:20,344 --> 00:35:21,940
picked up at the asian market
780
00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:25,520
versus hawaiian lava. Uh,
781
00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:29,014
looks very painful, which you can see I've already drank, like, half
782
00:35:29,052 --> 00:35:32,006
of, versus. Thank you to our
783
00:35:32,028 --> 00:35:34,774
listener, uh, Andy, who sent me this mountain man fire
784
00:35:34,812 --> 00:35:36,950
roasted habanero hot sauce.
785
00:35:37,530 --> 00:35:40,358
So we have got the hot sauce taste
786
00:35:40,374 --> 00:35:43,206
test of the century, and I'm
787
00:35:43,238 --> 00:35:46,106
going to do it. Where should I start, gentlemen? That's what I need to
788
00:35:46,128 --> 00:35:46,700
know.
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>> Parker: Too much to Scoville levels.
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00:35:50,510 --> 00:35:53,486
>> Parker: Okay, so our hoifung, which
791
00:35:53,508 --> 00:35:56,026
this is the new version, hoifung, the shitty
792
00:35:56,058 --> 00:35:59,018
one, um, it is not listed as Scoville
793
00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:01,726
levels. It's very weak, very light, a little
794
00:36:01,748 --> 00:36:04,606
sweet. It's more of a sweet sauce. Um, the
795
00:36:04,628 --> 00:36:07,514
new one smells very sweet. I haven't tried it yet. I literally
796
00:36:07,562 --> 00:36:10,546
just got it in right before the show, so I have not tried it yet. I had
797
00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,298
to break the seal right before, during the break just so we could have
798
00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:13,618
it.
799
00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:14,958
>> Parker: Try that. Yellowstone.
800
00:36:15,054 --> 00:36:18,006
>> Parker: The chin sue with
801
00:36:18,028 --> 00:36:20,982
the asian lady on it. The extra hot, it's got
802
00:36:21,036 --> 00:36:23,574
four. It's Mulan. It says
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00:36:23,772 --> 00:36:26,630
Kai hong. I don't know what that means,
804
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:29,606
but it does say chin sue chili
805
00:36:29,638 --> 00:36:31,974
sauce. Spicy taste, elevating
806
00:36:32,022 --> 00:36:33,740
deliciousness, extra hot.
807
00:36:34,510 --> 00:36:37,418
So got that going for us. So you know what
808
00:36:37,424 --> 00:36:40,254
that chai hong means? I don't. It means,
809
00:36:40,292 --> 00:36:42,906
hey, coach, uh, from the little league, go fuck
810
00:36:42,938 --> 00:36:45,820
yourself. So, uh,
811
00:36:45,956 --> 00:36:48,826
this the mountain man again. Thank you, listener, for sending
812
00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:51,582
this to me. The mountain man fire
813
00:36:51,636 --> 00:36:54,418
roasted habanero sauce is pretty spicy. I've had
814
00:36:54,424 --> 00:36:57,380
that. You can see again,
815
00:36:58,150 --> 00:37:00,962
I've used way more than half of know you said
816
00:37:01,016 --> 00:37:03,986
drunk. Yeah, you know, I might be a little
817
00:37:04,008 --> 00:37:06,626
drunk. Uh, again, I'm about to eat a lot of
818
00:37:06,648 --> 00:37:09,266
hot sauces, so I might be a little drunk, Fred.
819
00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:12,246
And the, uh, local favorite, the
820
00:37:12,268 --> 00:37:15,206
bohica pepper hut. Shout out to the bohica pepper putt. Those
821
00:37:15,228 --> 00:37:18,034
are the people that gave me the ultra spicy shit
822
00:37:18,082 --> 00:37:20,874
that lit my ass on fire when I had no water a few weeks
823
00:37:20,912 --> 00:37:23,718
ago. Uh, their hawaiian lava
824
00:37:23,734 --> 00:37:26,086
sauce is made right here in South Carolina.
825
00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,794
So I've got myself. I'm going to start
826
00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:31,594
off with the spiciest. Why don't we do
827
00:37:31,632 --> 00:37:34,582
that? So let me get my not
828
00:37:34,656 --> 00:37:37,034
a sponsor classic lay's chips
829
00:37:37,082 --> 00:37:37,680
out.
830
00:37:39,970 --> 00:37:42,958
I felt like this would I have to have some sort of. Are you going to do, like, a
831
00:37:42,964 --> 00:37:45,530
little bowl on it? Some sort of medium? Um.
832
00:37:46,290 --> 00:37:48,190
I don't want to just drink the hot sauce.
833
00:37:48,690 --> 00:37:51,022
Okay, well, I mean, I will do.
834
00:37:51,076 --> 00:37:51,934
>> Parker: Want to drink the hot.
835
00:37:51,972 --> 00:37:54,846
>> Parker: I do want to do it, but I also have to do it. There has to
836
00:37:54,868 --> 00:37:57,526
be him. Some kind of decorum. He's going to be like, give me a
837
00:37:57,548 --> 00:37:57,926
break.
838
00:37:58,028 --> 00:38:00,134
>> Parker: Give me a break. I can't let people see.
839
00:38:00,172 --> 00:38:03,126
>> Parker: All right, so let me put it up here so you can see. I am not going to
840
00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:05,986
half ass this. I'm going to put a decent amount of hot sauce
841
00:38:06,018 --> 00:38:08,998
on it. Can you see how much hot sauce is on? I
842
00:38:09,004 --> 00:38:11,782
don't want to tip it. Oh, there it is. Yeah, we can see it. A reasonable
843
00:38:11,846 --> 00:38:13,290
amount. Okay, here we go.
844
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,890
>> Parker: That's a good glob.
845
00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:18,890
>> Parker: That was very fucking spicy.
846
00:38:20,270 --> 00:38:21,500
>> Parker: What was it?
847
00:38:23,730 --> 00:38:26,554
>> Parker: The bahika pepper hunt. Hawaiian
848
00:38:26,602 --> 00:38:29,486
lava. That is
849
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:31,790
delicious, though. I recommend this
850
00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:34,474
tasty, reasonably
851
00:38:34,522 --> 00:38:37,326
spicy and. Yeah, no, it's
852
00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:40,066
fine. I'm barely even sweating. Yeah, I like those. I like the ones that
853
00:38:40,088 --> 00:38:40,958
are spicy.
854
00:38:40,974 --> 00:38:41,986
>> Parker: But if they have a taste to.
855
00:38:42,008 --> 00:38:44,386
>> Parker: It, I like beautiful taste. Very sweet, very like,
856
00:38:44,408 --> 00:38:47,346
pineappley, mangoey hawaiian tasting. If there's
857
00:38:47,378 --> 00:38:50,194
that shit hawaiian, I don't know. It's lava
858
00:38:50,242 --> 00:38:50,818
delicious.
859
00:38:50,914 --> 00:38:53,346
>> Parker: I don't like my mouth to go numb delicious.
860
00:38:53,378 --> 00:38:56,306
>> Parker: My mouth's, huh? Not numb, Fred. Don't you hear my sexy
861
00:38:56,338 --> 00:38:59,100
pipes? My mouth is not numb yet.
862
00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:02,602
Next on the taste test
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00:39:02,656 --> 00:39:05,626
of pain that I'll be
864
00:39:05,728 --> 00:39:08,666
triggering. This one is legit. Again. Thank you,
865
00:39:08,688 --> 00:39:11,126
Andy. For mountain man fire roasted
866
00:39:11,158 --> 00:39:13,998
habanero hot sauce. Let's get this one.
867
00:39:14,084 --> 00:39:16,846
This one, you should be able to see a little better. This one
868
00:39:16,868 --> 00:39:19,370
is. I have put this on a bunch, and it is legit.
869
00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:21,070
>> Parker: That'll like barbecue sauce.
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00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:25,818
>> Parker: I spilled it. We got to go. You're oozing.
871
00:39:25,994 --> 00:39:28,386
Damn. I had a hot sauce here that I should let you.
872
00:39:28,488 --> 00:39:29,982
>> Parker: That looks like barbecue sauce.
873
00:39:30,046 --> 00:39:32,900
>> Parker: It does look like barbecue sauce, but it tastes like liquid ass.
874
00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:36,450
Delicious liquid ass. Uh,
875
00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:38,726
okay, if you say so.
876
00:39:38,828 --> 00:39:40,434
>> Parker: I don't know. That's oxymoron.
877
00:39:40,482 --> 00:39:41,240
>> Parker: You'll find
878
00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:46,230
this is what I dropped.
879
00:39:46,430 --> 00:39:48,460
>> Parker: Uh, poop my own hand.
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00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:53,500
>> Parker: The doodoo is a whole God
881
00:39:54,510 --> 00:39:56,840
by itself. Not on the chip. Uh,
882
00:39:56,886 --> 00:39:59,786
significantly spicier than. Yeah, now I
883
00:39:59,808 --> 00:40:02,394
feel like I should go back and try the other one by itself. All right, hold
884
00:40:02,432 --> 00:40:04,266
on. Damn it.
885
00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:05,774
>> Parker: You licked it off your finger, right?
886
00:40:05,812 --> 00:40:07,326
>> Parker: I did. I licked it off my finger, so.
887
00:40:07,348 --> 00:40:09,470
>> Parker: Maybe it tastes better on human meat.
888
00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:12,734
>> Parker: That one's got some heat. All right, let's get a little
889
00:40:12,932 --> 00:40:15,794
dribble on my finger. Watch
890
00:40:15,832 --> 00:40:18,446
the show on YouTube, kids. To watch me hurt
891
00:40:18,478 --> 00:40:20,658
myself for you. For all of you.
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00:40:20,744 --> 00:40:23,634
>> Parker: Yeah. All right. You just wanted to eat on the show,
893
00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:24,580
that's all.
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00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:26,520
>> Parker: It's been coming to this for a hundred.
895
00:40:28,810 --> 00:40:31,778
This is my excuse. Now, next week, I'm
896
00:40:31,794 --> 00:40:34,326
going to taste test five different types of
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00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:36,950
wagyu steaks, each one
898
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,946
costing at least $100 a pound. And I
899
00:40:39,968 --> 00:40:42,634
can write it off, Fred, because it's on the show. That's right.
900
00:40:42,672 --> 00:40:43,594
>> Parker: It's for work.
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00:40:43,712 --> 00:40:46,410
>> Parker: It's for work. Yeah, it's for work. So,
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00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,570
first two. Very, very delicious.
903
00:40:49,230 --> 00:40:51,966
Relatively not that spicy. A little spicy, but not
904
00:40:52,068 --> 00:40:52,766
crazy.
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00:40:52,948 --> 00:40:55,870
Now, this is when we get into the more serious.
906
00:40:56,210 --> 00:40:58,110
This is our chinsu,
907
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,240
uh, random asian grocery store. Fine.
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00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:04,286
>> Parker: Mustard bottle.
909
00:41:04,478 --> 00:41:07,394
>> Parker: Yes, it
910
00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:09,054
is delicious.
911
00:41:09,102 --> 00:41:12,046
>> Parker: Red mustard, courtesy of asian bottle
912
00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:12,370
man.
913
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,146
>> Parker: Yeah, it's not coming out.
914
00:41:14,168 --> 00:41:14,740
>> Parker: Whatever.
915
00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:17,910
>> Parker: Fridges. This shit is so spicy
916
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:21,058
that it has been in my fridge for a week, and it's
917
00:41:21,074 --> 00:41:21,910
not cold.
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00:41:24,410 --> 00:41:27,398
That's all you need to know. If it
919
00:41:27,404 --> 00:41:29,106
can do that, if it can withstand this.
920
00:41:29,228 --> 00:41:30,020
>> Parker: Who is it made by?
921
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,774
>> Parker: Uh, this is made by Shenzhen Ul
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00:41:32,822 --> 00:41:35,706
Technology Co. Ltd. No, this
923
00:41:35,728 --> 00:41:38,470
is a product of Masan Industrial.
924
00:41:38,550 --> 00:41:40,490
Damn it. I don't like that. It's industrial.
925
00:41:41,490 --> 00:41:44,234
Masan Industrial. One member
926
00:41:44,282 --> 00:41:46,846
company Limited. Would you like the
927
00:41:46,868 --> 00:41:47,390
address?
928
00:41:47,540 --> 00:41:50,126
>> Parker: It's the byproduct of that shitty concrete they
929
00:41:50,148 --> 00:41:50,720
make.
930
00:41:51,330 --> 00:41:54,158
>> Parker: Let me give you the address, Fred, because it's equally as good as Shenzhen
931
00:41:54,174 --> 00:41:56,898
ul technology gold. Lot six,
932
00:41:57,064 --> 00:41:59,774
tandong Heap Industrial
933
00:41:59,822 --> 00:42:02,060
park. Tandong hip, uh,
934
00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:04,260
Ward Dan City,
935
00:42:04,710 --> 00:42:07,698
Buenuan Province, 7500, Vietnam.
936
00:42:07,794 --> 00:42:10,594
So right down the road from our friends, Shenzhen ul
937
00:42:10,642 --> 00:42:13,522
Technology go, Ltd. This is a vietnamese
938
00:42:13,586 --> 00:42:16,274
hot sauce. And remember, Fred, the spicy taste
939
00:42:16,322 --> 00:42:18,806
elevating deliciousness is m what it's all
940
00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:19,400
about.
941
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:26,118
Okay. This is absolutely delicious. Yeah, uh, it
942
00:42:26,124 --> 00:42:28,710
is sweet. It's barely spicy.
943
00:42:29,050 --> 00:42:31,626
Very sweet. I could seriously drink
944
00:42:31,658 --> 00:42:34,446
this. It's like if you
945
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:36,510
imagine, I'll give you a dollar
946
00:42:37,410 --> 00:42:40,046
how much I've drink the whole thing. Not the whole
947
00:42:40,068 --> 00:42:40,446
thing.
948
00:42:40,548 --> 00:42:43,426
>> Parker: Just do like this and squirt it in your mouth so I can see
949
00:42:43,448 --> 00:42:44,446
the stream.
950
00:42:44,638 --> 00:42:47,426
>> Parker: The stream. I don't want to put the stream on
951
00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:49,010
squirt stream.
952
00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:53,650
I don't feel like that's helping me to want to do this.
953
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,642
All right, I will.
954
00:42:56,696 --> 00:42:58,890
A medium to small size squirt stream.
955
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,230
>> Parker: Yeah, just a little bit.
956
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:01,190
>> Parker: Little dab.
957
00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:03,990
>> Parker: Mustard bottle.
958
00:43:08,270 --> 00:43:10,300
>> Parker: Coming out. Hold on.
959
00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:15,580
Uh, there it is.
960
00:43:18,990 --> 00:43:21,946
It's so delicious. Ah, it's
961
00:43:21,978 --> 00:43:24,960
so hot, but it's so delicious. Okay.
962
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:28,254
All right, those are all the
963
00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:29,150
contenders.
964
00:43:29,810 --> 00:43:30,734
>> Parker: That was number three, right?
965
00:43:30,772 --> 00:43:33,646
>> Parker: That was number three of five. And this
966
00:43:33,668 --> 00:43:34,970
is great radio, Fred.
967
00:43:34,970 --> 00:43:35,390
>> Parker: Mhm.
968
00:43:35,390 --> 00:43:37,938
>> Parker: If there's one thing that this is, it's amazing
969
00:43:38,024 --> 00:43:38,462
radio.
970
00:43:38,526 --> 00:43:41,006
>> Parker: That's why I said red mustard, uh, bottle.
971
00:43:41,038 --> 00:43:43,202
>> Parker: Yeah. Thank you for describing that.
972
00:43:43,336 --> 00:43:45,874
Now we'll go to our traditional, or our old new
973
00:43:45,912 --> 00:43:48,394
style rooster. Hoi fung,
974
00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:51,154
hoi hung sriracha hot chili
975
00:43:51,202 --> 00:43:53,894
sauce. Is that the new one? This is the new
976
00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:56,806
one. The new version, which is very depressing. And
977
00:43:56,828 --> 00:43:59,546
I'm putting a lot on because it's fucking gross, I
978
00:43:59,568 --> 00:44:02,486
think. All right, there it is. Lots
979
00:44:02,518 --> 00:44:05,370
of it. You can see I'm going to flip the chip upside down
980
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,770
so the sauce goes directly on my tongue.
981
00:44:12,530 --> 00:44:14,750
Tastes fine. Tastes like green peppers.
982
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,630
>> Parker: He needs to do a, uh, food podcast.
983
00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:22,046
>> Parker: You would not want that. That would be
984
00:44:22,068 --> 00:44:24,926
awesome. No one would want that. All right, that one's
985
00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,522
fine. Tastes fine. Nothing great,
986
00:44:27,656 --> 00:44:30,558
nothing bad. Fucking whatever. Who cares?
987
00:44:30,654 --> 00:44:33,380
Now for the one with a dragon on it.
988
00:44:33,990 --> 00:44:36,610
The Underwood farms Underwood ranch
989
00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:40,406
hots. Uh, new, and this is the first time I've ever tried this.
990
00:44:40,508 --> 00:44:43,030
So this is a black Lincoln collective exclusive
991
00:44:44,090 --> 00:44:45,590
food review, sort of.
992
00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:47,558
>> Parker: So those are the ones that we made the other one.
993
00:44:47,644 --> 00:44:50,362
>> Parker: This is the one that made the, uh. Yeah, that made the other. Which again,
994
00:44:50,416 --> 00:44:53,066
that's fine. That's nothing. It's fine. M not great. The old
995
00:44:53,088 --> 00:44:55,878
one, not spicy. Little sweet,
996
00:44:55,974 --> 00:44:58,140
very garlicky. Great.
997
00:44:58,670 --> 00:45:01,406
This one. Let's see who did it. That
998
00:45:01,428 --> 00:45:04,254
one's what fung. This one is from our friends
999
00:45:04,292 --> 00:45:06,266
at Underwood Ranch in California.
1000
00:45:06,378 --> 00:45:06,846
>> Parker: Okay.
1001
00:45:06,948 --> 00:45:09,690
>> Parker: And they sent it to us via mail, um,
1002
00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:13,546
today, via fucking
1003
00:45:13,578 --> 00:45:16,158
messenger pigeon. I don't goddamn know. Fucking. They mailed it to
1004
00:45:16,164 --> 00:45:18,706
me. I paid money for it and they mailed it to me. Go
1005
00:45:18,728 --> 00:45:21,586
figure. All right, here we go. Try this. And flip it
1006
00:45:21,608 --> 00:45:24,260
upside down. Get a little taste. Lots of sauce on there.
1007
00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:30,760
>> Parker: Well, what are you eating them all?
1008
00:45:31,530 --> 00:45:32,598
>> Parker: Not bad.
1009
00:45:32,764 --> 00:45:32,890
>> Parker: Yeah.
1010
00:45:32,890 --> 00:45:34,440
>> Parker: Uh, sweeter than.
1011
00:45:36,090 --> 00:45:38,690
Sweeter than this guy? A little spicier.
1012
00:45:38,850 --> 00:45:41,782
Got a nice burn at the end. Not as garlicky.
1013
00:45:41,926 --> 00:45:44,538
All in all, eight out of ten.
1014
00:45:44,624 --> 00:45:47,530
>> Parker: First they're sour, seven out of ten, then they're sweet.
1015
00:45:47,950 --> 00:45:50,766
>> Parker: Now I'm going to take a quick break so I can go vomit my
1016
00:45:50,788 --> 00:45:51,486
nuts off.
1017
00:45:51,588 --> 00:45:52,878
>> Parker: What were you eating them on?
1018
00:45:52,964 --> 00:45:55,402
>> Parker: I was eating them on the classic
1019
00:45:55,546 --> 00:45:58,446
lay's chips. I thought
1020
00:45:58,468 --> 00:46:01,450
it was a nice, neutral vehicle
1021
00:46:01,530 --> 00:46:02,290
for the sauce.
1022
00:46:02,290 --> 00:46:03,890
>> Parker: Uh, I thought they were pringles.
1023
00:46:04,790 --> 00:46:05,614
>> Parker: I do like pringles.
1024
00:46:05,662 --> 00:46:07,010
>> Parker: Don't shit in that. Damn.
1025
00:46:08,630 --> 00:46:09,620
That's right.
1026
00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:11,940
>> Parker: You have pringles, you could use the can.
1027
00:46:15,670 --> 00:46:18,578
Well, my thinking was, the only kind of
1028
00:46:18,584 --> 00:46:20,886
pringles we have right now are sour cream and
1029
00:46:20,908 --> 00:46:23,906
onion or cheddar cheese, sour cream
1030
00:46:23,938 --> 00:46:26,774
and cheddar or something like that. Neither one of those is going to be good,
1031
00:46:26,892 --> 00:46:29,794
right? I just needed a good old fashioned fried
1032
00:46:29,842 --> 00:46:30,978
potato with salt.
1033
00:46:31,074 --> 00:46:33,240
>> Parker: That's it. Uh, a base.
1034
00:46:33,630 --> 00:46:36,442
>> Parker: All in all, guess what? They're all fucking delicious. And, uh, I'm happy
1035
00:46:36,496 --> 00:46:39,354
to continue eating all of them for the rest of my life, which is about seven more
1036
00:46:39,392 --> 00:46:42,286
minutes. So after eating all that,
1037
00:46:42,388 --> 00:46:45,258
I don't know how much time I got left. So I'll
1038
00:46:45,274 --> 00:46:47,600
see you at the xing of heaven and hell.
1039
00:46:50,370 --> 00:46:53,360
But, Fred, so now that we've done that, which was
1040
00:46:54,210 --> 00:46:56,974
great. Great. Probably top three segment
1041
00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:57,378
ever.
1042
00:46:57,464 --> 00:46:58,178
>> Parker: There you, uh, go.
1043
00:46:58,264 --> 00:46:59,506
>> Parker: My mouth is still.
1044
00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,446
>> Parker: I'm glad you got a little bit on fire. Live your fantasy
1045
00:47:02,478 --> 00:47:04,466
of he wanted to.
1046
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,120
>> Parker: Eat on the show anyway so bad.
1047
00:47:08,010 --> 00:47:10,694
I'd like to dedicate that last segment to our old friend
1048
00:47:10,732 --> 00:47:11,990
cybernetic shark.
1049
00:47:14,410 --> 00:47:16,790
And if Jeff or him are listening,
1050
00:47:17,770 --> 00:47:20,602
all you fucking do is eat on your show. And it's very
1051
00:47:20,656 --> 00:47:23,626
annoying. That is why I need
1052
00:47:23,648 --> 00:47:26,598
to watch. I don't
1053
00:47:26,614 --> 00:47:29,254
mind doing it sometimes, but he doesn't even mute himself. It's gross.
1054
00:47:29,302 --> 00:47:29,814
Anyway.
1055
00:47:29,952 --> 00:47:32,702
All right, this
1056
00:47:32,756 --> 00:47:33,594
part of the movie.
1057
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,040
>> Parker: Was the best part.
1058
00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:38,190
>> Parker: I like the part where they ate a sandwich.
1059
00:47:40,290 --> 00:47:42,110
This is my 7th sandwich today.
1060
00:47:42,180 --> 00:47:44,442
>> Parker: Those sandwiches. I want a sandwich.
1061
00:47:44,506 --> 00:47:47,346
>> Parker: What do you think they put on them? Uh, what do you think they put
1062
00:47:47,368 --> 00:47:48,180
on them?
1063
00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:52,898
Describe the ingredients to me. That's why I can't do a food podcast, because
1064
00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:55,686
that's what it would be. Tell me about what goes on the
1065
00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:58,566
Philly cheesesteak. No,
1066
00:47:58,668 --> 00:48:01,446
tell me slower. What do you do with the
1067
00:48:01,468 --> 00:48:02,070
bread?
1068
00:48:02,490 --> 00:48:04,070
>> Parker: Oh, God damn.
1069
00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:06,902
>> Parker: And you put the cheese on. Oh, my God. Keep
1070
00:48:06,956 --> 00:48:09,766
talking, keep talking. Tony's from
1071
00:48:09,788 --> 00:48:12,694
Tony's cheesesteak. And like, sir, I
1072
00:48:12,732 --> 00:48:14,390
work at Jersey Mike's.
1073
00:48:15,770 --> 00:48:18,634
And why are you in the back? Why are you behind the counter in the store
1074
00:48:18,672 --> 00:48:21,440
right now with your pants down?
1075
00:48:22,770 --> 00:48:24,720
It's for the show, goddamn it.
1076
00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:28,350
>> Parker: Commercial. You ain't Danny DeVito.
1077
00:48:28,350 --> 00:48:31,306
>> Parker: Um. Um. I'm only 3ft
1078
00:48:31,338 --> 00:48:34,302
taller and ten pounds heavier. I don't know.
1079
00:48:34,356 --> 00:48:37,326
Anyway. Ten pounds? Probably not. I am
1080
00:48:37,348 --> 00:48:39,442
3ft taller at least, though I think Danny DeVito is very.
1081
00:48:39,496 --> 00:48:41,374
>> Parker: At least. He's a short guy, man. Tiny.
1082
00:48:41,422 --> 00:48:44,210
>> Parker: Great guy, great actor. Love to have him on the show. Great friend of the show.
1083
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,966
Yes. Great actor. Why not?
1084
00:48:47,068 --> 00:48:49,474
Well, Fred, now that my mouth is thoroughly
1085
00:48:49,522 --> 00:48:52,498
numb, which is great. I'm
1086
00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:53,174
happy. Happy.
1087
00:48:53,212 --> 00:48:55,782
For that, I have some
1088
00:48:55,836 --> 00:48:58,758
words, some of the most unusually
1089
00:48:58,854 --> 00:49:01,786
long english words that I'm going
1090
00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:04,598
to attempt to pronounce
1091
00:49:04,774 --> 00:49:07,690
and then allow you to attempt to define.
1092
00:49:08,430 --> 00:49:11,402
Okay, get ready. Uh, first
1093
00:49:11,456 --> 00:49:14,174
word. Uh, I'm going to spell it for the
1094
00:49:14,292 --> 00:49:17,274
kids at home, and then I'm going to try to pronounce
1095
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:17,966
it.
1096
00:49:18,148 --> 00:49:23,200
P-U-L-C-H-R-I-T-U-D-I-N-O-U-S.
1097
00:49:24,130 --> 00:49:26,350
Poultryus.
1098
00:49:26,770 --> 00:49:29,346
Poultryus. Yeah. Poultryundius. Yeah, I
1099
00:49:29,368 --> 00:49:32,114
know, right? We all know what
1100
00:49:32,152 --> 00:49:33,554
Poultryus can mean.
1101
00:49:33,592 --> 00:49:34,498
>> Parker: Spell it again.
1102
00:49:34,664 --> 00:49:41,560
>> Parker: P-U-L-C-H-R-I-T-U-D-I-N-O-U-S.
1103
00:49:42,010 --> 00:49:46,114
Poltratundrisundius.
1104
00:49:46,162 --> 00:49:49,126
Yeah. Would
1105
00:49:49,148 --> 00:49:51,706
you like it in a sentence, Fred, so you can guess what it
1106
00:49:51,728 --> 00:49:54,666
means? Yeah, because Alan's not going to guess. He already knows what it
1107
00:49:54,688 --> 00:49:57,546
is. The braided locks of the
1108
00:49:57,568 --> 00:50:00,314
poultry dundeeous fair ones, with their
1109
00:50:00,352 --> 00:50:03,278
infinite. The fuck? I can't say the other words in the
1110
00:50:03,284 --> 00:50:04,400
sentence. Hold on.
1111
00:50:06,210 --> 00:50:09,146
It's non numb. Okay. The braided locks of the Poultry
1112
00:50:09,178 --> 00:50:11,706
nundrius fair ones, with their infinity of triple
1113
00:50:11,738 --> 00:50:14,738
plates, plights, pl A-I-T-S
1114
00:50:14,824 --> 00:50:17,794
are lit to the mercies of the wind. And
1115
00:50:17,832 --> 00:50:20,414
that's from the athenium, London,
1116
00:50:20,462 --> 00:50:23,250
England, September 24, 1858.
1117
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,034
It wouldn't be easy. It would have been easy to just say super
1118
00:50:26,072 --> 00:50:27,970
califragilistic expelidocious.
1119
00:50:28,790 --> 00:50:31,446
>> Parker: But poultry on the length of
1120
00:50:31,468 --> 00:50:31,846
something.
1121
00:50:31,948 --> 00:50:34,290
>> Parker: It means, like, physically
1122
00:50:34,370 --> 00:50:35,046
beautiful.
1123
00:50:35,228 --> 00:50:36,454
>> Parker: Physically beautiful.
1124
00:50:36,572 --> 00:50:39,490
>> Parker: If the meaning of this word seems counterintuitive, are they
1125
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:42,394
talking about them platelet people? I have no idea. This is from our friends
1126
00:50:42,432 --> 00:50:44,170
in the Webster dictionary.
1127
00:50:46,190 --> 00:50:49,114
Name dropping. Uh, if the meaning of this word seems
1128
00:50:49,152 --> 00:50:51,894
counterintuitive, it's probably because the word's latin
1129
00:50:51,942 --> 00:50:54,414
ancestor, poulter, is
1130
00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:57,310
unfamiliar. And poultry, chandrius, sounds
1131
00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:59,210
more disgusting than enchanting.
1132
00:50:59,370 --> 00:51:02,158
>> Parker: We've been using something about chicken, right?
1133
00:51:02,244 --> 00:51:05,106
>> Parker: We've been using poultryude to refer to
1134
00:51:05,128 --> 00:51:07,906
beauty since the 15th century. There you
1135
00:51:07,928 --> 00:51:10,786
go. Yeah. Poultry. You don't know that. Yeah, come on,
1136
00:51:10,808 --> 00:51:12,820
guys. Come on.
1137
00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:17,270
That sounds like a chicken with attitude.
1138
00:51:20,890 --> 00:51:23,750
Oh, chicken. Real
1139
00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:25,030
sassy chicken.
1140
00:51:28,330 --> 00:51:29,794
I'm poultronous.
1141
00:51:29,842 --> 00:51:31,830
>> Parker: Bitch. Mother clucker.
1142
00:51:32,730 --> 00:51:34,300
>> Parker: Mother clucker. Nice.
1143
00:51:35,470 --> 00:51:38,378
All right, next word, and I'm going to spell it first for the
1144
00:51:38,464 --> 00:51:39,354
kids at home.
1145
00:51:39,472 --> 00:51:44,480
C-O-N-S-A-N-G-U-I-N-E-O-U-S.
1146
00:51:45,010 --> 00:51:46,670
Constinguous.
1147
00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:55,360
Okay, would you like to know?
1148
00:51:57,570 --> 00:52:00,498
Let me give this one to you in a sentence. I think the sentence is
1149
00:52:00,504 --> 00:52:03,060
going to give this one away. This sentence is.
1150
00:52:03,590 --> 00:52:06,454
This dude is a nerd. I would never read this. This
1151
00:52:06,492 --> 00:52:09,378
sentence is courtesy of Robert Dixon,
1152
00:52:09,474 --> 00:52:11,494
in his book, the degrees of
1153
00:52:11,532 --> 00:52:14,198
consinganuity and affinity, described and
1154
00:52:14,204 --> 00:52:16,854
delineated from 1674,
1155
00:52:17,052 --> 00:52:19,866
rolls off the tongue, that dude needs some
1156
00:52:19,888 --> 00:52:22,682
pussy bad. Right? Well, 1674. So he probably got a.
1157
00:52:22,736 --> 00:52:23,974
>> Parker: Get out of that cabin.
1158
00:52:24,102 --> 00:52:26,614
>> Parker: Yeah, writing with these fancy
1159
00:52:26,662 --> 00:52:27,260
words.
1160
00:52:29,870 --> 00:52:32,862
It's probably british, so we'll do it in a british accent. And my
1161
00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:35,854
daughter, who derives her blood immediately from
1162
00:52:35,892 --> 00:52:38,430
me, must needs be more
1163
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:41,326
consinguous or nearer of kin to me than
1164
00:52:41,348 --> 00:52:44,014
my sister, who derives no blood at all
1165
00:52:44,052 --> 00:52:46,770
from. Huh uh.
1166
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,220
>> Parker: A relation of.
1167
00:52:52,150 --> 00:52:54,802
>> Parker: I'm going to give that to you. Give him a ding, Alan, if we got one.
1168
00:52:54,936 --> 00:52:57,618
Yeah, we got a ding. The definition of consingenuous
1169
00:52:57,714 --> 00:52:59,862
is of the same blood or origin,
1170
00:52:59,996 --> 00:53:02,710
specifically descended from the same
1171
00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:03,858
ancestor.
1172
00:53:04,034 --> 00:53:05,570
>> Parker: So his daughter.
1173
00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:08,134
>> Parker: Yeah, he was talking like his daughter was. Right?
1174
00:53:08,172 --> 00:53:08,386
>> Parker: Yeah.
1175
00:53:08,428 --> 00:53:10,140
>> Parker: So remember earlier in the show,
1176
00:53:11,550 --> 00:53:14,410
Fred? Remember a little earlier in the show when I said, people
1177
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,286
say, I would love to get listened to an educational
1178
00:53:17,318 --> 00:53:20,166
podcast. God damn
1179
00:53:20,198 --> 00:53:23,150
it. That's what we're doing right now. If you haven't learned anything
1180
00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:26,206
from the words poultry trunderious or
1181
00:53:26,228 --> 00:53:28,462
cousin Genesis, comes a number.
1182
00:53:28,516 --> 00:53:28,874
>> Parker: Dom.
1183
00:53:28,922 --> 00:53:31,886
>> Parker: Fuck you. How about that? Yes. How about this
1184
00:53:31,908 --> 00:53:34,462
one? This one should be really easy. Dingling.
1185
00:53:34,606 --> 00:53:35,650
>> Parker: Potato
1186
00:53:36,950 --> 00:53:37,810
bread.
1187
00:53:38,150 --> 00:53:44,660
>> Parker: P-S-Y-C-H-O-T-O-M-I-M-E-T-I-C.
1188
00:53:45,270 --> 00:53:47,150
Psychotomimetech.
1189
00:53:47,310 --> 00:53:50,018
Psychotomimetech. Okay.
1190
00:53:50,104 --> 00:53:52,782
Psychotomatic. Psychomatic
1191
00:53:52,926 --> 00:53:54,858
psychotherapy.
1192
00:53:55,054 --> 00:53:57,978
All right, so this comes from.
1193
00:53:58,064 --> 00:54:00,406
This sentence is from one of our favorite
1194
00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:02,730
listeners, Joe Hyams.
1195
00:54:03,710 --> 00:54:06,358
Joe, right. As published in the New York Herald
1196
00:54:06,374 --> 00:54:08,234
Tribune in November of
1197
00:54:08,272 --> 00:54:11,206
1959 at, uh, our show's
1198
00:54:11,238 --> 00:54:14,138
peak, mind you. And this is probably in
1199
00:54:14,144 --> 00:54:17,066
America. Should I do. Like to try to do a New York accent? I'm going to try. Let's
1200
00:54:17,098 --> 00:54:19,310
see what happens. Get ready, kids.
1201
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:19,950
>> Parker: 30.
1202
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:22,398
>> Parker: Here goes the education. Yeah, but that's more of a
1203
00:54:22,404 --> 00:54:25,086
Chicago I got to be like. Whoa.
1204
00:54:25,278 --> 00:54:28,062
The manner by which LSD 25 produces
1205
00:54:28,126 --> 00:54:30,894
its mental changes is obscure. The letters
1206
00:54:30,942 --> 00:54:33,854
LSD stand for lysogic acid
1207
00:54:33,902 --> 00:54:36,134
dehydramide. Why not
1208
00:54:36,332 --> 00:54:39,126
25th? The 25 identifies as the
1209
00:54:39,148 --> 00:54:42,054
25th compound of the series. The drug itself
1210
00:54:42,172 --> 00:54:43,974
is loosely classified as
1211
00:54:44,092 --> 00:54:45,622
hallucinogenic or
1212
00:54:45,676 --> 00:54:47,590
psychomamotemonemic.
1213
00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:50,650
Oh, I'm Joe Hines.
1214
00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:55,242
So what was the word again?
1215
00:54:55,296 --> 00:54:57,658
>> Parker: The word was, I'm trying to science over here.
1216
00:54:57,744 --> 00:54:59,930
>> Parker: Psychotominaminic.
1217
00:55:00,590 --> 00:55:03,530
Psychotomimetic.
1218
00:55:04,270 --> 00:55:06,822
Psychotomimetic. What's a mental drug?
1219
00:55:06,886 --> 00:55:09,806
Psychomalic. It means. Oh.
1220
00:55:09,908 --> 00:55:12,906
Of, uh, relating to, involving or inducing psychotic
1221
00:55:12,938 --> 00:55:15,760
alteration of behavior and personality. Over here.
1222
00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:18,722
That's a lot of words, this
1223
00:55:18,776 --> 00:55:21,314
word. From words psychotic and
1224
00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:23,870
memetic, meaning imitative
1225
00:55:24,030 --> 00:55:26,806
imitative? Yeah. Imitative. First appeared in the
1226
00:55:26,828 --> 00:55:29,602
1950s as mind altering drugs began
1227
00:55:29,666 --> 00:55:32,434
catching on with the public. The words unpleasant
1228
00:55:32,482 --> 00:55:35,378
association with psychosis inspired Dr. Humphrey
1229
00:55:35,394 --> 00:55:37,706
osmond to coin the
1230
00:55:37,728 --> 00:55:39,770
synonymous psychedelic,
1231
00:55:40,430 --> 00:55:43,370
and that shifted the emphasis to examining how the agent
1232
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,262
might help enlarge the penis. I mean, the vision
1233
00:55:46,406 --> 00:55:47,980
or explore the mind.
1234
00:55:49,390 --> 00:55:51,438
There you go. There you go.
1235
00:55:51,524 --> 00:55:53,050
>> Parker: Hey, you want a bigger dick?
1236
00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:56,106
>> Parker: Take this ass, get on this psycho medic
1237
00:55:56,138 --> 00:55:58,986
train. Oh, yeah. Let me put some lsd
1238
00:55:59,018 --> 00:56:01,978
on it. Endorsed
1239
00:56:01,994 --> 00:56:04,660
by DRP. DRp loves it.
1240
00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:07,758
LSD 25. The only LSD
1241
00:56:07,934 --> 00:56:09,570
detachable robot penis.
1242
00:56:11,110 --> 00:56:14,062
Your penis is pulsating over here. Whoa.
1243
00:56:14,206 --> 00:56:15,830
Hey. Sandy.
1244
00:56:20,250 --> 00:56:22,390
Too soon. 75 years too late. Too soon.
1245
00:56:22,460 --> 00:56:23,938
>> Parker: Yeah, we missed Sandy.
1246
00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:26,438
>> Parker: This next word, and this is a good one,
1247
00:56:26,604 --> 00:56:27,282
is
1248
00:56:27,436 --> 00:56:33,482
T-R-I-C-H-O-T-I-L-L-O-M-A-N-I-A.
1249
00:56:33,616 --> 00:56:35,830
So trichotillomania.
1250
00:56:35,910 --> 00:56:38,906
Trichotillomania. All
1251
00:56:38,928 --> 00:56:41,434
right. Easy enough, right? Yeah. And of
1252
00:56:41,472 --> 00:56:43,994
course, no word like
1253
00:56:44,032 --> 00:56:46,400
tricholetomania would be complete
1254
00:56:46,930 --> 00:56:49,550
without a little bit. Oh, my God. My mouth. Still
1255
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:52,586
a little bit numb. Wouldn't, uh, be
1256
00:56:52,628 --> 00:56:55,586
complete without an excerpt from the American Journal of
1257
00:56:55,608 --> 00:56:58,514
Insanity, printed in Baltimore, Maryland, in
1258
00:56:58,552 --> 00:57:00,180
July of 1894.
1259
00:57:01,110 --> 00:57:03,934
And I really can't do a Baltimore
1260
00:57:03,982 --> 00:57:04,770
accent.
1261
00:57:07,830 --> 00:57:10,486
Let me think. What's the closest to a Baltimore accent? It's the best in
1262
00:57:10,508 --> 00:57:13,094
town. It's the best in town. Hey,
1263
00:57:13,132 --> 00:57:15,430
hun. Tricholotomania.
1264
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,454
M. This name is proposed by M.
1265
00:57:18,492 --> 00:57:21,466
Jalupo for a condition described by him at
1266
00:57:21,488 --> 00:57:24,074
the seance of the french society of Dermatology and
1267
00:57:24,112 --> 00:57:26,570
Syphiligraphy. Syphiligraphy.
1268
00:57:27,710 --> 00:57:30,106
It's a morbid condition consisting of
1269
00:57:30,128 --> 00:57:32,826
exacerbations of pregurious sensations in the
1270
00:57:32,848 --> 00:57:35,306
hairy parts of the body, accompanied by a
1271
00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:37,966
Visania that leads the subject to try and get
1272
00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:40,782
relief by pulling out hairs. Hence the name given
1273
00:57:40,836 --> 00:57:43,166
above. Hun. Oh, it's
1274
00:57:43,198 --> 00:57:46,050
crabs. It's essentially crabs,
1275
00:57:46,950 --> 00:57:48,722
so I think I already gave that one away.
1276
00:57:48,776 --> 00:57:50,050
>> Parker: Like, wild hair.
1277
00:57:51,110 --> 00:57:53,954
>> Parker: Trichotillomania. It's crabs is the
1278
00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:56,662
abnormal desire to pull out your own
1279
00:57:56,716 --> 00:57:57,430
hair.
1280
00:57:59,050 --> 00:58:01,526
Yeah. Not as devastating as you
1281
00:58:01,548 --> 00:58:02,120
thought.
1282
00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:05,670
>> Parker: This kid's giving me that shit.
1283
00:58:06,330 --> 00:58:09,270
>> Parker: Oh, yeah. Well, I get that. Okay,
1284
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:12,326
so we'll do, uh, like one. Let me find
1285
00:58:12,348 --> 00:58:15,318
the good mania. Oh, I know this
1286
00:58:15,324 --> 00:58:17,114
is an easy one. I can actually say this word.
1287
00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:18,282
>> Parker: There you go. Say it.
1288
00:58:18,336 --> 00:58:21,278
>> Parker: But I'm not going to say it. I can't. Hold on. Let me find a
1289
00:58:21,284 --> 00:58:23,886
different one. Okay, we'll do this. Because I can say this word.
1290
00:58:24,068 --> 00:58:25,278
This one is
1291
00:58:25,444 --> 00:58:27,230
xenotransplantation.
1292
00:58:28,370 --> 00:58:31,358
Xenotrans. Easy word. Well, the one word I
1293
00:58:31,364 --> 00:58:32,480
can actually say.
1294
00:58:32,870 --> 00:58:34,926
>> Parker: Is this a Dave Chappelle joke?
1295
00:58:35,038 --> 00:58:37,698
>> Parker: No, not yet. We're getting there.
1296
00:58:37,864 --> 00:58:40,434
Transportation. That was
1297
00:58:40,472 --> 00:58:41,170
Alan,
1298
00:58:45,450 --> 00:58:48,246
so you never know. Uh, so this one
1299
00:58:48,268 --> 00:58:49,800
is coined by the Times,
1300
00:58:50,810 --> 00:58:53,254
Shreveport, Louisiana, on October 20,
1301
00:58:53,292 --> 00:58:56,214
784, the infant. Oh, wait,
1302
00:58:56,252 --> 00:58:59,062
Louisiana. The infant, identified
1303
00:58:59,126 --> 00:59:01,754
only as baby fey, was in critical but
1304
00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:04,646
stable condition Friday evening, according
1305
00:59:04,678 --> 00:59:07,306
to physicians who said they were pleased with the results of the
1306
00:59:07,328 --> 00:59:08,586
surgery known as
1307
00:59:08,608 --> 00:59:11,326
xenotransplantation. Oh,
1308
00:59:11,508 --> 00:59:14,240
I was really Danny Zuko, the whole. Oh.
1309
00:59:15,970 --> 00:59:18,862
So, xenotransplantation, any
1310
00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:19,790
ideas?
1311
00:59:19,940 --> 00:59:20,490
>> Parker: Um.
1312
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,330
Uh, I think it's eyeball transplant.
1313
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:27,358
>> Parker: Eyeball?
1314
00:59:27,534 --> 00:59:27,970
>> Parker: Yeah.
1315
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:31,022
>> Parker: You're close, you're warm. I think it's transplant,
1316
00:59:31,086 --> 00:59:32,926
but, uh, Xeno.
1317
00:59:32,958 --> 00:59:35,780
>> Parker: Like when somebody dies, you get their eyes.
1318
00:59:36,470 --> 00:59:38,420
>> Parker: He has his father's eyes.
1319
00:59:42,170 --> 00:59:43,160
>> Parker: In the eyes.
1320
00:59:45,130 --> 00:59:47,320
>> Parker: The Latin xeno. I'll give you a little
1321
00:59:48,270 --> 00:59:51,126
latin lesson, boys and girls. Don't ever say this podcast
1322
00:59:51,158 --> 00:59:53,050
isn't educational, you motherfuckers.
1323
00:59:53,870 --> 00:59:55,562
Not the listeners, the other people.
1324
00:59:55,616 --> 00:59:56,518
>> Parker: Burglars.
1325
00:59:56,694 --> 00:59:59,610
>> Parker: The listeners are great. We love you, kid. Cussers
1326
01:00:00,670 --> 01:00:03,402
didn't say that. The Latin xeno comes from the Greek.
1327
01:00:03,466 --> 01:00:06,410
Wait, what the fuck? The Latin xeno
1328
01:00:06,490 --> 01:00:09,226
comes from the greek word xenos. Why the fuck is Latin
1329
01:00:09,258 --> 01:00:11,562
stealing from Greek anyway? Meaning
1330
01:00:11,706 --> 01:00:13,570
stranger or guest?
1331
01:00:15,110 --> 01:00:17,906
We have a number of words in English which are built on this
1332
01:00:17,928 --> 01:00:20,722
route, including zenile, of
1333
01:00:20,776 --> 01:00:23,730
relating to or constituting hospitality or relations
1334
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,370
between host and guests.
1335
01:00:25,550 --> 01:00:26,818
>> Parker: Change our attitude.
1336
01:00:26,914 --> 01:00:29,666
>> Parker: So, xenotransplantation, isn't
1337
01:00:29,698 --> 01:00:32,070
that the God of the Scientologist
1338
01:00:32,410 --> 01:00:33,720
xenu? Yes.
1339
01:00:35,050 --> 01:00:37,962
Xenotransplantation is the transplantation of organ
1340
01:00:38,016 --> 01:00:40,842
tissue, or cells between two
1341
01:00:40,896 --> 01:00:42,960
different species. It's sex.
1342
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:45,814
>> Parker: Uh, they put some peak skin
1343
01:00:45,862 --> 01:00:46,422
on. Bang.
1344
01:00:46,486 --> 01:00:48,540
>> Parker: Yeah, right. So let's see.
1345
01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:48,840
>> Parker: Uh.
1346
01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:49,360
>> Parker: Uh,
1347
01:00:52,770 --> 01:00:55,646
xenotransplantation is a recent word dating from the
1348
01:00:55,668 --> 01:00:58,142
1960s, but practice, or
1349
01:00:58,196 --> 01:01:00,986
attempted practice has been around for hundreds
1350
01:01:01,018 --> 01:01:03,802
of years. Cross species transplants
1351
01:01:03,946 --> 01:01:06,650
were, and this is in quotes, unsuccessfully
1352
01:01:06,730 --> 01:01:08,846
attempted in the 19th or the 17th century.
1353
01:01:08,878 --> 01:01:10,946
>> Parker: We tried to put that mucky tail on that one, boy.
1354
01:01:11,048 --> 01:01:13,806
>> Parker: It didn't work. In the late
1355
01:01:13,838 --> 01:01:16,466
20th century, however, scientists transplanted
1356
01:01:16,578 --> 01:01:19,346
primates hearts, kidneys, and livers
1357
01:01:19,378 --> 01:01:21,960
into humans, with some success.
1358
01:01:22,650 --> 01:01:25,526
Pigs have replaced primates as the primary candidates for
1359
01:01:25,548 --> 01:01:28,426
xenotransplantation to humans, but the process
1360
01:01:28,528 --> 01:01:31,370
remains experimental and controversial.
1361
01:01:31,870 --> 01:01:32,620
Okay,
1362
01:01:37,150 --> 01:01:38,300
google it out.
1363
01:01:39,550 --> 01:01:42,266
>> Parker: They put some monkey skin on them. They put a pig heart in
1364
01:01:42,288 --> 01:01:42,630
them.
1365
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:45,194
>> Parker: Put a pig heart in their butt. Yeah, I guess it's animal
1366
01:01:45,242 --> 01:01:46,714
transplants to humans.
1367
01:01:46,762 --> 01:01:47,422
>> Parker: All right.
1368
01:01:47,556 --> 01:01:49,200
>> Parker: I don't know. Yeah,
1369
01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:52,382
one more. And this should be an easy one.
1370
01:01:52,436 --> 01:01:52,714
>> Parker: Yeah.
1371
01:01:52,772 --> 01:01:55,234
>> Parker: I really feel like you guys are really going to know this
1372
01:01:55,272 --> 01:01:58,130
one. Jackasseries.
1373
01:01:59,030 --> 01:02:01,220
This is legitimately on the list.
1374
01:02:01,830 --> 01:02:03,166
>> Parker: Jackasseries.
1375
01:02:03,278 --> 01:02:05,782
>> Parker: Jackasseries. And this comes from our old friend
1376
01:02:05,916 --> 01:02:08,754
Humphrey Ward, uh, in Harper's monthly
1377
01:02:08,802 --> 01:02:11,366
magazine, published on the 1 July in
1378
01:02:11,388 --> 01:02:14,214
1908. Get by it,
1379
01:02:14,252 --> 01:02:16,934
sneered lady Nitten. After all, his friends are
1380
01:02:16,972 --> 01:02:19,194
in, and they say he's eloquent. His
1381
01:02:19,232 --> 01:02:22,122
jackasseries will get him a bishop in time,
1382
01:02:22,176 --> 01:02:24,758
you'll see. What fucking bishop
1383
01:02:24,854 --> 01:02:27,434
is that?
1384
01:02:27,472 --> 01:02:29,100
>> Parker: Dane Cook. Behind you.
1385
01:02:30,190 --> 01:02:31,382
Is that Dane cook?
1386
01:02:31,446 --> 01:02:34,366
>> Parker: I don't know. Fuck you, Dane cook. Dane Cook. Enemy of the
1387
01:02:34,388 --> 01:02:36,942
show. I'll just say it. So,
1388
01:02:36,996 --> 01:02:39,502
jackasseries. This is really easy. Any
1389
01:02:39,556 --> 01:02:42,058
guesses? Is that being an asshole?
1390
01:02:42,154 --> 01:02:43,374
>> Parker: Yeah. Uh, just Tom foolery.
1391
01:02:43,422 --> 01:02:45,860
>> Parker: Yep. The actions of a jackass. Exactly.
1392
01:02:47,830 --> 01:02:50,290
Jackassery. Jackass.
1393
01:02:53,510 --> 01:02:55,970
This is the plural word. Jackass.
1394
01:02:58,230 --> 01:03:01,110
There you go. Now you know. Jackassery is off travel together.
1395
01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:03,670
Oh. It says for jackasses, off travel
1396
01:03:03,740 --> 01:03:06,566
together. And even when one is visible, more are
1397
01:03:06,588 --> 01:03:09,382
likely to be about engaged in some sort of jackassery
1398
01:03:09,446 --> 01:03:12,140
or other, uh, assholes hang out together. Yeah.
1399
01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:15,626
Welcome to the show. If I could describe our show,
1400
01:03:15,728 --> 01:03:18,666
that's exactly how I'd describe it, with our
1401
01:03:18,688 --> 01:03:21,546
jackasseries. I think that's how people would love
1402
01:03:21,568 --> 01:03:24,286
to think of the show so we don't get copyright struck. There we
1403
01:03:24,308 --> 01:03:26,622
go. Perfect. We probably already did.
1404
01:03:26,756 --> 01:03:29,694
All right, guys, well, there's our show for this evening, I think.
1405
01:03:29,732 --> 01:03:32,400
Unless somebody has something else. No,
1406
01:03:32,710 --> 01:03:35,362
uh, I don't have anything. Okay. Do you know
1407
01:03:35,416 --> 01:03:38,306
what a number equal to one
1408
01:03:38,488 --> 01:03:40,900
followed by 45 zeros is called?
1409
01:03:41,990 --> 01:03:43,890
>> Parker: Million quintrillion.
1410
01:03:44,470 --> 01:03:45,220
>> Parker: Close.
1411
01:03:45,590 --> 01:03:48,218
Quatrodusillion.
1412
01:03:48,334 --> 01:03:49,560
>> Parker: How is that close?
1413
01:03:50,090 --> 01:03:52,998
>> Parker: I don't know. It's closer than I would have got. I would have
1414
01:03:53,004 --> 01:03:53,654
said eight.
1415
01:03:53,772 --> 01:03:54,594
>> Parker: Quatro.
1416
01:03:54,722 --> 01:03:57,430
>> Parker: Quattro. That's four deso,
1417
01:03:58,090 --> 01:03:59,920
as in. Whatever that means.
1418
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:00,360
>> Parker: Uh.
1419
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>> Parker: Quattrotur. Desiclian.
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Desilian. I don't fucking know if you can speak English.
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Uh, come on the show and say words for
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us, because we cannot.
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Next week on the
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BLC podcast. First, we'll be starting our
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01:04:18,548 --> 01:04:21,102
celebration of Black History Month, as we do every
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year.
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>> Parker: Every year.
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>> Parker: And secondly, 40 years. We may or may not
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01:04:25,176 --> 01:04:27,902
have an unfunny comedian
1430
01:04:27,966 --> 01:04:30,402
on. We'll find
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01:04:30,456 --> 01:04:32,420
out next week.
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How can you be a comedian if you don't make people laugh?
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>> Parker: Is this the guy?
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01:04:42,890 --> 01:04:45,858
>> Parker: We may or may not. He could be really funny. We don't
1435
01:04:45,874 --> 01:04:48,706
know yet. That's a tease. But if he hears
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01:04:48,738 --> 01:04:51,618
what you just said, he's not going to no one listens
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01:04:51,634 --> 01:04:52,710
to this part of the show.
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01:04:52,780 --> 01:04:54,842
>> Parker: He's going to come on and be like, poke that girl.
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01:04:54,976 --> 01:04:56,534
>> Parker: Yeah, dude, I'd love that. Honestly.
1440
01:04:56,582 --> 01:04:57,866
>> Parker: Kick his ass through the screen.
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01:04:57,968 --> 01:05:00,886
>> Parker: I would love for that to happen because dad Joe
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01:05:00,918 --> 01:05:03,914
ass ghost. Had you, that
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01:05:03,952 --> 01:05:06,906
would have been on the list. Ghost
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01:05:06,938 --> 01:05:09,678
daddyation, reaching the
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01:05:09,684 --> 01:05:10,698
skin, the ability.
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01:05:10,794 --> 01:05:13,674
>> Parker: To reach through electronical devices and choke
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the other person.
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01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:17,266
>> Parker: Want to lawnmower a manify you? Uh, I'm sure glad you
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01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:20,258
can't do that shit. I know. Well, hey, you know, it might be
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01:05:20,264 --> 01:05:23,154
the best thing for the show. Uh, but yes, next
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01:05:23,192 --> 01:05:25,810
week, we'll be back. Stay tuned for later on
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01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,598
in the month when Fred's going to do his Oscar report
1453
01:05:28,764 --> 01:05:31,686
and when he tells us a list of the animals that are
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01:05:31,708 --> 01:05:34,434
most eaten in the world with shocking results.
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01:05:34,562 --> 01:05:36,840
Yes, I'm making you do it now.
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01:05:38,490 --> 01:05:41,418
You don't have to do it tonight. You have to do it in the next couple of months. Yeah, you
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01:05:41,424 --> 01:05:44,198
get next couple of months. It could really be anytime, Fred.
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01:05:44,374 --> 01:05:46,954
Okay, I just said coming up. I didn't say next
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week.
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>> Parker: One day.
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01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:52,094
>> Parker: Coming up in 2083, when we're all
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01:05:52,132 --> 01:05:55,118
dead. Fred's what animals are
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01:05:55,124 --> 01:05:56,910
we eating now? And it's all bugs.
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01:05:57,650 --> 01:05:59,854
Fred's like, I found a link in.
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01:05:59,892 --> 01:06:02,638
>> Parker: 2024, and I can't find it no
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01:06:02,724 --> 01:06:03,360
more.
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01:06:04,230 --> 01:06:06,946
>> Parker: So I think we eat, uh, chicken the most.
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01:06:07,048 --> 01:06:09,890
I've been looking for seven to five.
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01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,946
I searched my whole life over. I've traveled the
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01:06:12,968 --> 01:06:15,938
whole wide world. I don't know what the fuck
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01:06:15,954 --> 01:06:18,440
these people are eating. Fuck it.
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01:06:20,330 --> 01:06:22,806
All right, guys, thank you so much for
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01:06:22,828 --> 01:06:25,814
listening. We will see you next week with a brand new
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01:06:25,852 --> 01:06:28,602
episode, Blacklink collect podcast. Are we doing
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01:06:28,656 --> 01:06:29,260
the.
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01:06:30,990 --> 01:06:31,740
Yes.
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01:06:38,430 --> 01:06:39,306
We can't time it.
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01:06:39,328 --> 01:06:42,198
It's just like the sports thing. I love it. Thanks for
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01:06:42,224 --> 01:06:45,134
listening, everybody. We'll be back next week with more
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01:06:45,172 --> 01:06:48,106
of whatever this is. And I won't wear
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01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:51,066
a hat. Or will I? You'll
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01:06:51,098 --> 01:06:54,098
have to tune in to find out. I tried to
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01:06:54,104 --> 01:06:57,058
wear my hat backwards today. At one point. Realized I
1484
01:06:57,064 --> 01:06:58,180
can't pull it, um, off.
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01:07:02,950 --> 01:07:05,846
We are laughing, and we are
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01:07:05,868 --> 01:07:08,482
very good friends. Good buddy.
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01:07:08,546 --> 01:07:09,430
Sharing a special
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01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:14,310
momentum.
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01:07:26,030 --> 01:07:28,282
>> Parker: That's it, man. Game over, man.
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01:07:28,336 --> 01:07:29,580
>> Parker: It's game over.
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01:07:30,210 --> 01:07:32,846
>> Parker: Just hang. Lose blood. She's going to catch up on the
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01:07:32,868 --> 01:07:34,430
rebound out of midtown.
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01:07:39,570 --> 01:07:41,040
Oh, what a day.
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01:07:45,010 --> 01:07:47,002
>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks.
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01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:49,640
>> Parker: Asta la vista, baby. Goddamn.
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01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:50,960
>> Parker: Uh, hit.
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01:07:53,090 --> 01:07:55,350
Don't, uh, worry. Nobody's listening any away.
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01:07:55,420 --> 01:07:57,846
>> Parker: As you know, I'm a man of special
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01:07:57,948 --> 01:07:58,454
needs.
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01:07:58,572 --> 01:07:59,954
>> Parker: Surely you can't be serious.
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>> Parker: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.