This week, on a delicious new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're talking about Uber for Teens and their horrifically depressing commercial, Is Parker an asshole, gas station lottery edition. Then, would you play a crazy prank on your kids? Then, it's time for Parker's Food Shits, and we're talking about McDonald's Collectors Cups, Whataburger, and somehow we decide who has the most rizz in the gang. All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast!
This week, on a delicious new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're talking about Uber for Teens and their horrifically depressing commercial, Is Parker an asshole, gas station lottery edition. Then, would you play a crazy prank on your kids? Then, it's time for Parker's Food Shits, and we're talking about McDonald's Collectors Cups, Whataburger, and somehow we decide who has the most rizz in the gang. All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast!
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>> Freddy: Fasten your seat belts.
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>> Parker: It's going to be a bumpy night.
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>> Freddy: Alive. It's alive.
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It's alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping
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mad lift stars. And in the morning, I'm making fun.
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>> Parker: With your host, Archer,
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featuring the sultry sound, of Fred and also Ellen on
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the board.
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>> Freddy: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now let's start the game show.
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Welcome. Welcome one and all to the
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156th edition of the Black Lincoln Collected
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podcast, your dead gerbils favorite new
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podcast. We're so glad you joined us.
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Now, I didn't have a gerbil die or anything.
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>> Freddy: It's not beyond the grave.
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>> Parker: I was thinking about some. Some gerbils that we had that died. Chewie and
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Leia.
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>> Parker: Lemming winks. No, lemming Winks arrived.
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>> Parker: Sad.
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>> Freddy: Where did they die?
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>> Parker: they died up your foot in my. Well, I
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mean, they lived in my butt.
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>> Parker: He's like, man, Richard Gere came by and they
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disappeared.
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>> Parker: Fred, we're all dying, some of us. But some of
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us are living first. And that's what they were doing.
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we can't thank you enough for your support before this
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conversation on X, Facebook, Instagram, and
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Tick Tock. You can always check us out at blC
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podcast.com. listen to us every single
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day on your favorite podcast platforms. Alan didn't do the
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fart. And don't forget to like and review the show.
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>> Parker: I did do it.
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>> Parker: I don't think he did. Oh, yes, you did do it.
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>> Freddy: Yes. Okay, I heard it.
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>> Parker: And now let me welcome to the show his
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royal fineness is Fred.
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>> Freddy: Oh, baby. Yeah, baby. What you won't
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do, baby.
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>> Freddy: Take it away, Allen.
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>> Parker: I like that last guy.
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>> Parker: He's like, yeah,
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gotcha. Okay, so welcome to the show, Alan. We're
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so glad that you were able to join us as well, for some
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reason. It's another wonderful week.
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The weather's cooling off, and boys, I can smell
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football and fall around the corner.
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I'm sure we all can.
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>> Freddy: It was like 66 degrees up until
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like, 02:00.
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>> Parker: Nice. Yeah, it was. It was nice today.
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Yeah. Doesn't happen that often, especially now.
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>> Freddy: Not. Not during this. During the dog
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days.
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>> Parker: Right. Well, you know, Fred, it's school.
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The kids are back in school. Like I said, the weather. With the weather
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cooling down, the kids are going to be back in school, right?
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: When you're back in school, you got to be able to get from here to
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there and then back to here and back to there. Yeah, right.
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>> Freddy: The bus. Take the bus.
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>> Parker: Well, they don't do a bus. No. like, if you. Yeah, the bus is
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great for kids who, like, just go to school and back, but if
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you have any extracurriculars or you're on
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the sports team. There's no bus for that.
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>> Freddy: I was gonna say the city bus.
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>> Parker: Oh, they don't have the city bus in the country.
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>> Parker: Ah, we come all over it, you know?
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>> Parker: And which would you rather do, ride a, like, a
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deep country bus or a city bus? A dirty ass city bus.
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>> Freddy: Oh, that lose.
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>> Parker: Lose.
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Because they're like, if you get off on this stop, they'll never find you. When you're
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like, I believe you.
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>> Parker: So.
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So, like I said, people were back. We're back in the world. We got to
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get around. And nowadays, in the world that
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we live, in, the world of comfort
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and the ability to pay to have
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menial tasks done right. Our friends at
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Uber, not a sponsor, have
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created Uber for
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teens. Wait, what?
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Okay. No, I don't think
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they would call it. I don't think the kids would think that was cool.
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They probably call it, like. Like, oob.
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Yeah, they probably call it, like,
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are you taking the oob?
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>> Freddy: I gotta get it.
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>> Parker: Gotta hop this. Ooh, dog
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my m. Ooh. Fitting to pull up. Yeah.
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>> Freddy: So is this, like, teens 14?
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>> Parker: Yeah. No. So this is. We're gonna. What we're gonna do. We don't usually do this,
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and so I apologize to our listeners. We have a 32nd
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commercial that we're gonna play so that you guys
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can see it and explain it. Now, I don't think anybody's gonna get
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Madden, but we'll have to kind of describe what
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happens in the commercial after the commercial, because it's not. It's.
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It's mostly emotions. not a lot.
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Alan, if whenever you're ready to do the thing you should have
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already done.
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>> Parker: No, I was waiting for you to.
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>> Parker: M put it up there, then we do it.
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>> Parker: If I put it up there, then he'd be like, why'd you put it up there?
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>> Parker: He's not. You said that.
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>> Parker: No, you said that.
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>> Parker: All right, so the ladies and gentlemen, what we're watching, if you'd
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like to follow along at home, is the commercial
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entitled tryouts by Uber
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Eats accounts by Uber Eats.
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>> Freddy: Eats.
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>> Parker: Uber teen. I'm sorry. Uber teen account.
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>> Freddy: I was about to say.
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>> Parker: Why would I ever say that? Because I'm not.
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>> Freddy: Uber eats ain't picking up my.
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>> Parker: Honestly, I feel I trust them more.
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They have to leave a picture anyway, all right, so I
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hate Uber eats. I'm staunchly against Uber Eats, by the way. Just for the record.
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All right, here we go. Enjoy.
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Young man walking away from people
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cheering Ubers
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on his telly home. And it says, mom, your team
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is on the way home. Why is the mom at home? Sweet
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Chad Jack got cut from the
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team. Oh. And mom's like, I'm
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here. It's a
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blue heart main Fred. Do you know what that means?
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I don't know. Okay, so this
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is it.
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>> Parker: I don't know, cuz I'm
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loser my kid got.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I just think it's dirty that the mom was, like,
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I was gonna say at home, see Tommy's
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tryouts, if.
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>> Freddy: She went to the tryout, if she'd have went to the
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tryouts and sucked off the coach, he probably would have
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made.
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>> Parker: It's the american way. Well, no, that.
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And go do that, too. You know?
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>> Parker: And the thing is, she's cleaning his bedroom.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: it wasn't like she was at work, right?
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>> Parker: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's the work.
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And she's like, why have a little baby? But I bet a baby
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can go to a tryout.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: get babies out in the world.
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I'm saying, dude, how shitty is that?
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>> Parker: Parent has to pay for that
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shit? The dad is the one that has to pay.
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>> Parker: I don't even think the dad's in the picture.
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>> Freddy: now, now, y'all
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say he cut and he's got a
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drive home with a stranger, right. All sad
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and shit, right? Like, hey, man,
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what's wrong,
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kiddeh?
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Oh, you know what you need here?
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>> Parker: I thought Uber for teens was. Teens were driving.
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>> Parker: No, it's a. You get an Uber for your kid.
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Uber?
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>> Parker: Oh, I thought it was a teenager.
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>> Parker: It's just a teenage account, so you get to pay for them to take an
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Uber wherever they want to go.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And around here, it's a lot of Dave's and Stevens.
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>> Parker: A lot of days is Patricia's.
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>> Parker: Yeah. I don't get it, but in every. But
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you're Fred. You're right.
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>> Freddy: Patricia is pet.
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>> Parker: What's Patricia? And then in quotation marks, it has.
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>> Freddy: Pat.
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>> Parker: Big pat.
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>> Freddy: Okay.
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>> Parker: But. So, yeah, so do yourself a favor.
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Watch the uber teens one. It's just this. Like I said, it's
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fucked up, man. That's all I can really say.
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No, is when you watch it, the first time you watch, you're like, okay.
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You're like, but then I'm like, this is a
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conversation that you have in person with your kid.
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You don't send them a heart emoji for when he's like broken
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hearted. Not only that, I don't know
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what a blue heart. What does a blue heart emoji mean? Does that mean
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sadness?
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>> Parker: it means you're a bad parent.
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>> Parker: Okay. it means love, support, admiration, happiness,
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excitement, affection, loyalty, tranquility. Your
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peace. So really, that's a fucking. Mailed it in.
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>> Freddy: That's a mail in. You can't. Too much.
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>> Parker: That's like setting a thumbs up. If it can mean seven or nine
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things.
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>> Parker: All she had to do was give him a hug. You got cut and give him a hug.
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>> Parker: all she had to do was show up.
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>> Parker: Let's go. We'll stop by, you know, popeyes and get you a chicken
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sandwich or something.
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>> Parker: That lady didn't go to.
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>> Freddy: We'll go to your dad's closet and get the a 15.
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Yeah. Tomorrow, right?
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>> Parker: Teach those, code those kids a lesson. Yeah. Mommy
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will get you on the team, son.
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Watch. Calls the coach.
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She's like, how do you think I got your brother to getting you on the team last
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year? Son, haven't you wondered why you never met
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your brother's mom?
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>> Freddy: Now everybody knows, mom.
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>> Parker: The coach told everybody. He told me he didn't even have to try
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out.
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>> Freddy: That's what he does.
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>> Parker: He told me to go sit on the bench and he'd be getting touch with my
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mom this evening at 730.
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>> Freddy: Boy, your boss sure do love football.
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>> Parker: There's two things your mama loves.
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>> Freddy: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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>> Parker: I wonder why everybody, every one of the coaches on the team came up to
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me and asked how you were doing.
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so.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And maybe that's why she didn't go. Because she couldn't, she couldn't handle the
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obligation of having to blow the entire soccer team.
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>> Freddy: She knew what was going to happen.
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>> Parker: I assumed. Soccer team. It looked like a soccer team.
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>> Parker: Still. It's not right.
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>> Freddy: She should have gone.
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>> Parker: It's not right. It's not. There's no such thing as a perfect
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parent, Alan.
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>> Freddy: No, but,
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>> Parker: No, there's no there.
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>> Parker: Okay, so now you should go.
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>> Freddy: Almost aside, would you let
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your teen uber?
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>> Parker: Yeah, no, I don't give a shit. But not really.
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Like, not if it was. No, no, I'm saying no.
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But yeah, if you like.
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I'm thinking about just from my oldest. Right? He's twelve.
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>> Freddy: Right, right.
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>> Parker: technically he'll be a teen next year. If he was like,
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I'm going some, like, if he was like, I'm going somewhere with, like, a girl or
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something, right? I would probably be like, Nadia,
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I'm gonna drop you off. Like, but if she. If
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he was like, hey, my, I want to go to my buddy's house. Spend the night.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Or whatever. And it's too far for that. I don't want to drive.
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I would consider it, but it still feel weird.
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>> Parker: I wouldn't.
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>> Freddy: Right? Yeah. Stranger, pick your
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kid up and, like, right, right.
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>> Parker: That's, Feels weird.
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>> Parker: I'm already driving my kid off at a stranger's house.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, hold on. Like,
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and that's the thing, too. Like, my son's asked me, you know, dad,
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can I spend a night at this kid's house? I go to school
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with? Like, no,
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no. I don't know his parents. I don't.
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>> Parker: Right.
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>> Freddy: I don't know what kind of people they are. No, right.
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>> Parker: M right. And then, you know.
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>> Freddy: Because, can he spend a night here?
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>> Parker: I don't know what he would, could say or what, you know,
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weird shit. You never know.
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>> Parker: I mean, it was different when we were kids.
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>> Parker: It's like, sure, you knew everybody.
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>> Freddy: Right? Right.
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>> Parker: You know, so you knew everybody. That's how you knew every
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other. Yeah, everybody in the town. Like, all the parents
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went to the PTA and shit. So they all knew each other and, like,
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I don't know the Harper Valley PTA
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friends. So, that's
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just. Yeah, like I said, I just, it made me, it
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boggled my mind.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: And it was, it hit me afterwards, because the first time she like, okay. And then I'm
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like, wait.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, no, call a Johnny
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cabin.
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>> Parker: What is that?
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>> Freddy: Hi. Welcome.
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>> Parker: that'll be soon enough, man. This is your stop.
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It won't be long, guys. It won't be long.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Well, Fred, if that doesn't work for you.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, man.
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>> Parker: Maybe it'd be better if I didn't actually drive my kid around anymore.
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Because I have to play a game now.
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And, a game that I don't want to play because I'm afraid of the
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answer. I have to find out.
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Am I the asshole? This is Spinks edition.
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I don't want to do this, because, again, spinks.
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Spinks gas station. I'm giving them a free. Bad
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things happen at Sphinx.
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That's their slogan. As far as I'm concerned.
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>> Freddy: We are spinks. Where bad things
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happen took away the ice
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cream machine.
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>> Parker: They did. They don't anymore. Wait,
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what things had an ice cream machine?
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>> Parker: Some of the QT from now.
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>> Freddy: Ice cream machine.
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>> Parker: Really?
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>> Freddy: Like that you can do?
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>> Parker: Yeah. Oh, now, that's nice.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: So, again, and this is why
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I'm a cutie guy. And this is. I should have known. Just go to Qt. But
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I was.
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>> Freddy: I like to say it real fast.
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>> Parker: Cute kitty.
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fair enough. Go to QT. And I'm like, you know what? I'm
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Sphinx closer. Gotta get this gas. Gotta get out of it. Right,
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right. So I, like, I pull up to the sphinx,
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and I use tap to pay for
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pretty much everything, right, right, yeah. So,
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you know, I mean, that's kind of the standard thing, right? And it's got
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it on the pumps because I'm just getting gas, right, right.
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So, boop, boop. You know, like, doo, doo, doo. And it's like, no card moved
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too fast. And I'm like, what? Is that? How. It's not even a card.
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How did it move too fast? And
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so I did it a couple times. Didn't work. And I had the kids, like,
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two of the. Two of the three kids in the car, the two youngest in the car,
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and, like, so I'm like, okay, well, I got to go in. I have
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to. And I told them, I'm like, sit tight. They don't have shoes on. I'm m
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like, right, walk the doors, roll windows. Just sit tight. Be
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right back. So I go in to this.
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This gas station. It's, like, 02:00 in the afternoon. I
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know. It's, what, 330 in the afternoon?
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And it's hot day outside.
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>> Parker: You know, he leaves his kids in the car.
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>> Parker: It was in the shade. Well, no, okay, but the car was in the shade.
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They didn't have shoes on.
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>> Freddy: I couldn't.
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>> Parker: What was.
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This isn't even. This isn't even the part where I ask if I'm an
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actual.
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They were 23 year old children.
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They could sit in the car by themselves
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sometimes. That's just how life works. So don't
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listen to this cops.
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>> Freddy: The youngest one is for.
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>> Parker: He's not. None of them are for. I don't have a four year old. I don't
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think. I don't know. I'll uber teen
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them next time. I'm just
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sending them to the fucking Uber team next time. Like, hey, go,
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go. Solves this whole thing. But,
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So I go into the sphinx, and again, I'm like, just getting gas like
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nothing else. Literally don't even walk right
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any to indicate like, I'm getting anything else. There's one
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gentleman behind the counter, and I don't believe that any of this was his
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fault. Just for the record. Younger
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african american gentleman. Seemed like a really nice guy.
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No. You know, no, no issue there. There's a lady
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in front of me.
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>> Parker: Yeah, he's just working.
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>> Parker: Right. Just dude working younger guy, though.
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And so there's a lady who steps in, like, right as I'm
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walking in, right? Like, walk in. She's like, just barely gets there before me,
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which. That's okay. And all sudden, she puts up
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on the fucking counter. Her ginormous
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purse, right? And I'm like, oh,
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she's. This. She put. She's. She's putting it up here. She ain't going
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nowhere.
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>> Freddy: Yes.
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>> Parker: And like, this is. She's. I want to hold it this long. As long as
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this, thing. And out of the top of it,
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I. Shit you not. Are 50
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lottery tickets of all different kinds.
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Of all different kinds.
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>> Freddy: Like, scratch all scratch off the number.
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>> Parker: One print out on the paper.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Everything. And she, like, shows up, and she's
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like, okay, well, I got 40 of these.
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And, like, 50 of these. You got to run them all.
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I was like, out of gas. I was like, out of gas. So I
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stood there, and I'm like, shit, what am I gonna do? So I was like, maybe it won't take too
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long. Or maybe there's somebody else working that'll come up, you know? Yeah. and they didn't. And so
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she's like, keeps going through. And they're playing this game of, like.
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Of, like, fucking, whatever, lottery
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bingo, where it's like, you got 52. She's like, I'll take an eight and a one and
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a fourteens and four. And he's like, all right, well, now
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you got a 100, 218 and a four. And I'm
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like, and this is going on? And they're like, not
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even. This has been going on long enough. Now we're probably, like, two, three minutes
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in where, like.
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And so then I didn't have to worry about getting gas because the cops can't get
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rid of it.
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>> Parker: yeah.
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>> Parker: The cops were kind enough to give me a ride home to your new home, to
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my new house, where I'm broadcasting from
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my
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studios,
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my penal studios.
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So standing there for a few minutes, and
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I'm like, okay, this is kind of like,
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Because at this point, they're
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not at the register. Right, right.
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She's moved over with, piles,
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stacks and piles of cards of all kinds.
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And she scanned them. There's, like, a scanner right by the register. She's
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buying them and scanning them and giving them back. And buying them a scanner and giving.
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>> Freddy: And I'm like, no,
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lady, look, let me.
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>> Parker: So, like, after, I'm going to say four minutes,
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right? Four or five minutes. I don't even know. I didn't keep track,
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but I was getting frustrated, right? I'm, like, looking in the car, making
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sure no, but none's going on, you know? And I'm like, I got to go. I'm trying to get
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somewhere. so I said, excuse me. And this did not go. She was,
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oh, Jack. I'm sorry, Fred. Just to let you know, she was
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a 50 50 ish year
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old african american lady of larger
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carriage. Oh, yeah. So I knew I
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was. I knew I was stepping into fire. Like, make no
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mistake, I saw the mound of ants as I stepped into
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it. But this is
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how you can imagine how long this actually probably
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took, right? Knowing that I, was willing
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to go to this length to get this shit
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done. So I. Listen, I was very. I was very
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courteous because I wasn't trying to be a dick. I said, hey, excuse me. I
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know you're, like, in the middle of your thing. Is it at all possible
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for me just to get $20 in gas? I'm using. I'm
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just tapping to pay, so I'm just gonna tap it and walk off.
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And she was like, excuse me. And I was like,
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I'm actually talking to him
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because, like, he works here. I didn't say that. I was like, I'm talking to this
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gentleman. And he was like, He looked at her, and she looked at me,
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and I looked at it, like, looked around, and I was like, oh, my God, here she goes. She's
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gonna be. I thought for a second, she's like, this white motherfucker.
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>> Freddy: And I was.
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>> Parker: And I would understood. Like, I wouldn't.
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I wouldn't have been madden m. I mean, I get
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it.
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Different story.
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>> Freddy: Lottery addiction.
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>> Parker: Yeah, multiple registers open. No
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problem. I'm happy to go ahead and get on the other line,
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even if it means I lose a couple spots.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: You know, cuz, whatever. So the guy was like, yeah, okay. You know, no big
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deal. And, like, went
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to, you know, put it up on the screen and walked away to continue the thing.
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Well, like, I went to go up and use my phone to,
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like, tap it. And lady, like, she shot
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at me. Like I was, like, in her personal space
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or something. Yeah. Like I was coming after her purse
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or some shit. And I was like, whoa, sorry, lady. And,
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like, kind of, you know, I'm a big guy.
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I had to, like, reach around backwards to make the phone thing
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happen. Damn. And like, she just eyeballed
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me the whole way out, you know, and like.
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>> Freddy: And I was like, yeah.
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>> Parker: And so I went, got, you know, got my gas and was out of there. She was
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still at the register after I got pumped my gas and drove
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off.
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>> Freddy: See? Fuck that shit.
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>> Parker: So my question is, after all this,
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was I the asshole in that situation? No, m.
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I agree. I think so.
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>> Freddy: Like.
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>> Parker: Saturday. It was a Saturday.
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>> Freddy: Oh, that's.
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>> Parker: I mean, if she had gone to one of them
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quickie marts, the dude behind the counter would have been like,
469
00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:42,833
lady, you need to shut the fuck up and stay right
470
00:20:42,857 --> 00:20:43,421
there.
471
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,505
>> Parker: Right. And there were other people in the.
472
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,621
>> Freddy: Store we don't do. We go
473
00:20:49,521 --> 00:20:52,369
get you all your money first, right? And you
474
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,321
can tell me, then you can tell me what you
475
00:20:55,361 --> 00:20:58,313
want. I will give it to you. You can take it
476
00:20:58,337 --> 00:21:00,153
over there, scratch it off, right?
477
00:21:00,297 --> 00:21:01,821
>> Parker: That's how we used to do it.
478
00:21:02,201 --> 00:21:03,781
>> Freddy: Come back and do
479
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:07,449
minutes.
480
00:21:07,505 --> 00:21:10,401
>> Parker: Yeah, I'm like, there's a table over there. There's always that lottery thing.
481
00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:13,357
I'm like, go to the key and do what you got to do. And, yeah, come
482
00:21:13,389 --> 00:21:14,477
back to me when you're done.
483
00:21:14,589 --> 00:21:15,125
>> Freddy: Right.
484
00:21:15,253 --> 00:21:17,301
>> Parker: These customers need to go, right?
485
00:21:17,421 --> 00:21:18,641
>> Freddy: They're not making money,
486
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:20,637
right.
487
00:21:20,749 --> 00:21:22,181
>> Parker: And again, and I feel bad.
488
00:21:22,301 --> 00:21:24,437
>> Freddy: They do. They do make money off of it.
489
00:21:24,469 --> 00:21:27,349
>> Parker: Like, I mean, they do make money off, but this situation,
490
00:21:27,485 --> 00:21:30,253
money on this transaction is not making money because this is a
491
00:21:30,277 --> 00:21:33,069
transaction of. There's no. He's not even the register. Like I
492
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:36,013
said, give me 20 and I'll take
493
00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:38,685
40 and you give me 20. You know, like,
494
00:21:38,853 --> 00:21:39,925
see, that's too much.
495
00:21:40,013 --> 00:21:42,041
>> Freddy: And you fuck up.
496
00:21:42,781 --> 00:21:45,029
>> Parker: That's how people used to scam you back in the day. Remember that?
497
00:21:45,045 --> 00:21:45,669
>> Freddy: They come in with like
498
00:21:45,685 --> 00:21:54,669
a.
499
00:21:54,685 --> 00:21:57,317
>> Parker: Then I get 17 and you're like, now you're
500
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:57,941
gone.
501
00:21:58,101 --> 00:22:00,637
>> Freddy: Yeah. And they go, yeah, yeah, I remember.
502
00:22:00,669 --> 00:22:03,389
>> Parker: And I'm like, I
503
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,061
appreciate that.
504
00:22:04,101 --> 00:22:06,441
>> Freddy: See, I only played a lottery.
505
00:22:08,451 --> 00:22:09,819
Play this shit at all, man.
506
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:12,715
>> Parker: Like, if I have cash in my pocket.
507
00:22:12,843 --> 00:22:13,243
>> Freddy: Yeah.
508
00:22:13,307 --> 00:22:16,251
>> Parker: Like sitting there, I'll buy. Like, I. Like, the other day I
509
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,243
got a $5 ticket because I was standing there and I was like,
510
00:22:19,267 --> 00:22:22,235
oh, I have $5. Yeah, wait, I was getting something to drink and
511
00:22:22,243 --> 00:22:25,027
I was like, oh, I won $5. Guess
512
00:22:25,059 --> 00:22:26,831
where did you want $5 back?
513
00:22:28,571 --> 00:22:31,507
No. And as a matter of fact, it's sitting in my car right now cuz I'm
514
00:22:31,539 --> 00:22:32,933
too lazy to cash it in.
515
00:22:33,107 --> 00:22:35,897
>> Freddy: And the sticker bar costed five fucking dollars, right?
516
00:22:35,929 --> 00:22:38,825
>> Parker: And then I got. I did the sticker bar scratch off. and I
517
00:22:38,841 --> 00:22:40,237
got type two diabetes.
518
00:22:42,017 --> 00:22:43,177
>> Freddy: Big winner.
519
00:22:43,337 --> 00:22:45,849
>> Parker: Hooray. Brought to you by
520
00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:46,757
ozempic
521
00:22:50,457 --> 00:22:51,357
lottery.
522
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:56,077
That's one month of ozip.
523
00:22:57,297 --> 00:23:00,201
>> Parker: You were in the right there. You actually better band than I was. I would
524
00:23:00,209 --> 00:23:02,065
have told her just out of the way.
525
00:23:02,121 --> 00:23:04,757
>> Parker: I wasn't trying. Like I said, I don't want to be mean. And I know.
526
00:23:21,157 --> 00:23:22,109
>> Parker: Have a nice day.
527
00:23:22,213 --> 00:23:25,165
>> Parker: Yeah. And I was like, okay, so let
528
00:23:25,181 --> 00:23:25,829
me, let me.
529
00:23:25,893 --> 00:23:27,461
>> Freddy: Oh, so you using your phone?
530
00:23:27,549 --> 00:23:29,657
>> Parker: Yeah, and I wouldn't even. There was no, I didn't.
531
00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:33,903
Right. Otherwise I just got it at the pump. Like, I tried.
532
00:23:34,055 --> 00:23:36,667
>> Freddy: That's what I was confused about. I was like,
533
00:23:38,197 --> 00:23:39,133
yeah, it didn't.
534
00:23:39,165 --> 00:23:40,781
>> Parker: Take and that was the whole issue.
535
00:23:40,829 --> 00:23:42,657
>> Freddy: No, I don't do that. I don't.
536
00:23:45,437 --> 00:23:48,373
Yeah, I don't do the phone shit. Like, I'll tap my
537
00:23:48,405 --> 00:23:50,693
card. Yeah, I'm saying I'll do that.
538
00:23:50,765 --> 00:23:51,061
>> Parker: Yeah.
539
00:23:51,109 --> 00:23:53,765
>> Freddy: But I have a habit,
540
00:23:53,861 --> 00:23:56,789
like one of them iPhones. Yeah, I got an
541
00:23:56,813 --> 00:23:59,511
iPhone and I haven't got. I don't have my apple
542
00:23:59,629 --> 00:24:00,407
shit set up. right.
543
00:24:00,797 --> 00:24:01,977
>> Parker: apparently paint
544
00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:05,925
the same issue where she's. I had to set it up eventually.
545
00:24:05,941 --> 00:24:07,973
>> Freddy: I was like, fuck it, I don't want to set it up.
546
00:24:08,045 --> 00:24:10,997
>> Parker: It's nice. It's. Now that everybody's using it, it's very
547
00:24:11,037 --> 00:24:13,725
nice. Well, cuz, like, I'm bad about leaving my wallet
548
00:24:13,861 --> 00:24:16,709
in like, a central location, right where I'm
549
00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:19,609
like, oh, I have it. You know, it's, it's, it's over here, at work or
550
00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:22,601
like, if I go out, you know, sometimes I'll just leave it in my desk or whatever because
551
00:24:22,609 --> 00:24:25,521
I just forget about it. But I always have my phone on me and so now I can
552
00:24:25,529 --> 00:24:28,193
just use that. It's the same cards. It's just having a
553
00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:29,561
virtual version of the card.
554
00:24:29,649 --> 00:24:32,529
>> Freddy: The only thing, the only thing,
555
00:24:32,593 --> 00:24:35,489
like, I've forgotten my wallet before. And I was like, oh, shit,
556
00:24:35,513 --> 00:24:38,505
I forgot my wallet. And if you
557
00:24:38,521 --> 00:24:41,409
go to cutie and you get
558
00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:44,345
you a coffee and a couple donuts and you go
559
00:24:44,361 --> 00:24:47,097
to the counter and be like, oh, man, forgot my wallet.
560
00:24:47,257 --> 00:24:48,691
They'll say, hey, go ahead.
561
00:24:48,811 --> 00:24:49,511
>> Parker: Yeah.
562
00:24:52,251 --> 00:24:53,991
>> Freddy: You can't put the donuts back.
563
00:24:55,811 --> 00:24:57,883
They'll just go ahead and say, don't worry about it.
564
00:24:57,907 --> 00:25:00,899
>> Parker: Yeah, because I've done that. I mean, and I
565
00:25:00,915 --> 00:25:03,723
did it. I didn't know. And I got there and I was like,
566
00:25:03,747 --> 00:25:06,619
oh. And I was like, I could tap to pay and I
567
00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:09,467
started doing this set up and the guys like, I, ah, don't worry about it. Cuz there were people. Yeah, me
568
00:25:09,499 --> 00:25:10,163
like, don't worry about it.
569
00:25:10,187 --> 00:25:13,111
>> Freddy: Right? Don't worry about it coming back.
570
00:25:13,611 --> 00:25:16,579
And that's why I'm life, you
571
00:25:16,595 --> 00:25:17,059
know.
572
00:25:17,195 --> 00:25:18,551
>> Parker: They know you're coming back.
573
00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:22,351
>> Freddy: And you know what a different cutie story.
574
00:25:22,891 --> 00:25:25,815
I went in one day and I, was gonna get me a
575
00:25:25,831 --> 00:25:28,431
couple, like petite, what do you call them?
576
00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:30,277
Tito, ketos.
577
00:25:33,097 --> 00:25:35,859
Yeah. And you know, they use it like, two.
578
00:25:35,963 --> 00:25:37,527
>> Parker: Can't say it. He can't
579
00:25:38,627 --> 00:25:39,371
say.
580
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:42,527
>> Parker: It's like taco. So, you know, it's like taco.
581
00:25:44,307 --> 00:25:47,163
Yeah, tacos. Think of taquito. Judge
582
00:25:47,195 --> 00:25:47,927
Edo.
583
00:25:55,027 --> 00:25:57,547
>> Freddy: I was like, bet. I was gonna go like, quick
584
00:25:57,587 --> 00:26:00,347
lunch, two egg rolls, two taquitos,
585
00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:03,091
egg roast. Yeah. I was like,
586
00:26:03,139 --> 00:26:06,003
boom, yummy. I was gonna get that and like, a
587
00:26:06,035 --> 00:26:06,507
drink.
588
00:26:06,627 --> 00:26:07,011
>> Parker: Yeah.
589
00:26:07,059 --> 00:26:10,035
>> Freddy: And I was like, boom. That's like $5. That's
590
00:26:10,051 --> 00:26:12,955
a great lunch. I get
591
00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,847
to the rest and the dude is like, $8.
592
00:26:18,057 --> 00:26:20,597
>> Freddy: They jacked the price up. And
593
00:26:21,257 --> 00:26:24,201
I was like, no, it's two for four. That's what the sign
594
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,033
say. He said where? He said, show me. And we went over
595
00:26:27,065 --> 00:26:29,997
there and I read it and it said
596
00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:32,877
like 222 apiece.
597
00:26:33,337 --> 00:26:36,225
Each additional $2. And I
598
00:26:36,241 --> 00:26:39,107
was like, ah, we just changed it.
599
00:26:39,195 --> 00:26:41,719
I was like, okay. I said, whatever. So I paid for
600
00:26:41,751 --> 00:26:44,719
him. And you know how they always say, thanks, see
601
00:26:44,751 --> 00:26:45,327
you again?
602
00:26:45,455 --> 00:26:46,895
And I was like, no, you won't.
603
00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:48,631
>> Parker: Oh. And then an hour later, you were.
604
00:26:48,647 --> 00:26:51,215
>> Freddy: Like, I'm trying to be badass. Yeah, I'm trying to be
605
00:26:51,239 --> 00:26:52,023
badass.
606
00:26:52,183 --> 00:26:53,535
>> Parker: Over 22 seconds.
607
00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,511
>> Freddy: The next day, I was back in there.
608
00:26:55,567 --> 00:26:58,031
>> Parker: I was like, shit, I knew we'd see you
609
00:26:58,047 --> 00:27:00,989
again. Oh, you got
610
00:27:01,021 --> 00:27:03,181
me. You can't blame him for that.
611
00:27:03,237 --> 00:27:05,765
>> Freddy: But I do feel that I wasn't mad at him.
612
00:27:05,829 --> 00:27:08,781
>> Parker: I do feel that, like, in certain places. Cause I'm old man now. Where
613
00:27:08,797 --> 00:27:11,619
I'm like, this is a matter of principle, right?
614
00:27:11,811 --> 00:27:14,499
Yeah. Like this. That $0.47 is.
615
00:27:14,611 --> 00:27:17,315
Fuck that. They'll never get another
616
00:27:17,379 --> 00:27:18,383
dollar for me.
617
00:27:20,283 --> 00:27:23,235
An hour later, I'm like, I'm gonna go back. Like, it's
618
00:27:23,259 --> 00:27:23,795
fine.
619
00:27:23,939 --> 00:27:25,043
>> Freddy: It's so convenient.
620
00:27:25,123 --> 00:27:27,995
>> Parker: I can't do this again. Yeah, they have that. We'll see now. And just like,
621
00:27:28,019 --> 00:27:30,955
this is. Okay, I'm gonna give you two. I know this isn't food shits. We
622
00:27:30,979 --> 00:27:33,931
will have food shits coming up. But this is not food chips. This
623
00:27:33,947 --> 00:27:36,303
is miscellaneous. Miscellaneous.
624
00:27:37,173 --> 00:27:39,673
This food diet. This is. This is food
625
00:27:40,253 --> 00:27:43,253
food sharks prequel. Yeah. This is food
626
00:27:43,293 --> 00:27:45,949
sharks. There's little we're just sprinkle some on you.
627
00:27:45,981 --> 00:27:47,637
>> Parker: This is the bowel movement of food.
628
00:27:47,685 --> 00:27:50,621
>> Parker: Shit. There you go. This is the pre.
629
00:27:50,677 --> 00:27:51,593
Pre poop.
630
00:27:58,253 --> 00:28:00,853
It's good. It's happening. So if you go
631
00:28:00,893 --> 00:28:03,859
to QT and.
632
00:28:04,051 --> 00:28:06,973
And, you go in there, they have their two things, in my opinion.
633
00:28:07,069 --> 00:28:09,933
I love their egg rolls. But they have two things now that I think are,
634
00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:12,837
like, elite tier roller foods, which is
635
00:28:12,861 --> 00:28:15,813
not saying roller food. Okay, so
636
00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:18,549
they have the buffalo chicken stick, right?
637
00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:20,293
>> Freddy: Right. Yeah. I don't like them.
638
00:28:20,389 --> 00:28:23,277
>> Parker: Okay, well, hold on. Let me explain to you why you're gonna love
639
00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:23,725
them.
640
00:28:23,845 --> 00:28:24,157
>> Freddy: Okay?
641
00:28:24,181 --> 00:28:26,989
>> Parker: So they have the buffalo chicken stick, which is great. And then they
642
00:28:27,037 --> 00:28:29,381
also have now a szechuan chicken
643
00:28:29,413 --> 00:28:32,125
stick. Oh, also really good.
644
00:28:32,245 --> 00:28:35,149
It's really good. You should try that one's really
645
00:28:35,197 --> 00:28:35,573
good.
646
00:28:35,669 --> 00:28:38,117
>> Freddy: But hold on.
647
00:28:38,141 --> 00:28:41,029
>> Parker: Now, I was in there. Well, let me tell you. Let me show you. Let me tell you
648
00:28:41,037 --> 00:28:41,717
the trick.
649
00:28:41,861 --> 00:28:42,413
>> Freddy: Okay?
650
00:28:42,469 --> 00:28:45,317
>> Parker: So I was in there one night, late, put me up on game
651
00:28:45,381 --> 00:28:48,277
very late or very early, however you want to look at it. And there was
652
00:28:48,301 --> 00:28:50,715
a gentleman, like an older african,
653
00:28:51,089 --> 00:28:53,985
american gentleman, getting some food off the roller thing. And we were,
654
00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:55,405
you know, I was getting a little something.
655
00:28:58,545 --> 00:29:01,365
No, no, no. He was hedged. He was very
656
00:29:01,445 --> 00:29:04,105
wise and very Morgan Freeman esque, in my opinion.
657
00:29:04,645 --> 00:29:07,493
And I saw him, and he was like. He was pulling out
658
00:29:07,589 --> 00:29:10,549
hot dog buns, right? And so he pulled out
659
00:29:10,557 --> 00:29:13,381
the hot dog and put the chicken on the hot dog
660
00:29:13,413 --> 00:29:16,237
bun, and he was like, this right here's the best
661
00:29:16,261 --> 00:29:18,505
chicken sandwich in sat in town. I was like,
662
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,545
you just changed my life, man. Like, for real.
663
00:29:28,045 --> 00:29:29,085
>> Freddy: Yeah. They're all the same price.
664
00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:29,541
>> Parker: Yeah.
665
00:29:29,653 --> 00:29:32,453
>> Parker: Fucking awesome, dude. I'm not
666
00:29:32,469 --> 00:29:33,025
even kidding.
667
00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,645
>> Freddy: It's a great chicken sandwich.
668
00:29:35,345 --> 00:29:36,873
>> Parker: Yeah, put whatever you want on there.
669
00:29:36,969 --> 00:29:37,553
>> Freddy: Yeah.
670
00:29:37,689 --> 00:29:39,961
>> Parker: But now you have a chicken sandwich instead of a hot dog.
671
00:29:40,033 --> 00:29:40,521
>> Freddy: Yeah.
672
00:29:40,633 --> 00:29:42,105
>> Parker: Oh, dude, there's a cutie has.
673
00:29:42,145 --> 00:29:45,073
>> Parker: If, you know, people don't know that, but right next to
674
00:29:45,089 --> 00:29:46,425
it, they got all this shit that you can put.
675
00:29:46,465 --> 00:29:48,405
>> Freddy: Yeah, they got all the whole bar.
676
00:29:57,265 --> 00:30:00,245
>> Parker: Whatever you want. They got it all. Your
677
00:30:00,285 --> 00:30:03,189
COVID side of COVID Just touch one of
678
00:30:03,197 --> 00:30:06,145
our open bottles that have been sitting there for all the time.
679
00:30:08,405 --> 00:30:10,345
Szechuan style Covid chicken.
680
00:30:11,445 --> 00:30:14,045
That's what it says in the box. It says
681
00:30:14,085 --> 00:30:17,055
szechuan style on the, like, label. But then on the, frozen
682
00:30:17,087 --> 00:30:19,219
box where they've taken from, it says Covid chicken.
683
00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:23,271
And they're like, call it szechuan, 50%
684
00:30:23,415 --> 00:30:25,979
Chinese. Guaranteed
685
00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:29,707
the code. You can really taste the COVID leather
686
00:30:29,763 --> 00:30:32,555
wing chicken. But yeah, you got to try those in. And that
687
00:30:32,627 --> 00:30:35,627
is the hack. Like. Yeah, and I'm, ah. Like I said, I'm an
688
00:30:35,643 --> 00:30:38,555
avid cutie, man, so, like, I
689
00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:41,427
know that that's what you're supposed to do. And that guy turned me on. Like you said,
690
00:30:41,443 --> 00:30:44,243
he put me up on game, and so I got a
691
00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:47,039
mad rad respect to that. Oh. Because I appreciate that.
692
00:30:47,539 --> 00:30:50,459
>> Freddy: So which one? Okay,
693
00:30:50,539 --> 00:30:52,059
you go to one. O'Harris, right?
694
00:30:52,139 --> 00:30:55,003
>> Parker: Yeah. Harrison Bridge Road. Got out to my boys at the Harrison
695
00:30:55,051 --> 00:30:56,279
Bridge Road. QT?
696
00:31:01,139 --> 00:31:03,239
>> Parker: Yeah, they did the bar. The bar.
697
00:31:05,179 --> 00:31:08,075
>> Freddy: Yeah. I don't fuck with it either, but, like, I thought it was
698
00:31:08,107 --> 00:31:08,523
neat.
699
00:31:08,611 --> 00:31:09,635
>> Parker: It was cool.
700
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:12,411
>> Freddy: Yeah, it's like. It looks like a beer tap,
701
00:31:12,555 --> 00:31:12,859
right?
702
00:31:12,899 --> 00:31:15,803
>> Parker: You feel like. You feel like you're drinking at 08:00 in
703
00:31:15,811 --> 00:31:18,435
the morning. That's their QT.
704
00:31:18,547 --> 00:31:20,639
Feels like you're always partying here.
705
00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:24,191
Unless you're on the rollers and you're done.
706
00:31:24,255 --> 00:31:26,783
>> Freddy: Speaking of party, have you went to the Walmart
707
00:31:26,831 --> 00:31:27,591
lately?
708
00:31:27,775 --> 00:31:28,499
>> Parker: No.
709
00:31:28,879 --> 00:31:31,119
>> Freddy: Yeah, I've been doing.
710
00:31:31,199 --> 00:31:32,607
>> Parker: I got a Walmart neighborhood market.
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00:31:32,663 --> 00:31:35,419
>> Freddy: Sometimes I try not to go
712
00:31:35,799 --> 00:31:38,391
now I call it Club
713
00:31:38,455 --> 00:31:41,311
Walmart. Like, as soon as you walk through the
714
00:31:41,335 --> 00:31:43,327
doors, the music is black.
715
00:31:43,463 --> 00:31:44,327
>> Parker: TCP.
716
00:31:44,423 --> 00:31:46,991
>> Freddy: Like, up to date. Like
717
00:31:47,175 --> 00:31:48,335
new jams.
718
00:31:48,447 --> 00:31:49,423
>> Parker: Taylor swift.
719
00:31:49,591 --> 00:31:50,899
>> Freddy: Yeah. I mean,
720
00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:59,519
it really is, man.
721
00:31:59,599 --> 00:32:01,819
>> Parker: From the wall to the bar
722
00:32:03,919 --> 00:32:05,979
till the prices drop down my ball
723
00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:13,103
Walmart.
724
00:32:13,151 --> 00:32:14,539
>> Freddy: Up in this motherfucker.
725
00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:21,137
I still miss late night Walmart shopping.
726
00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:22,847
>> Parker: yeah. Dude, that was the best.
727
00:32:23,507 --> 00:32:26,047
>> Freddy: 02:00 in the morning walking through Walmart.
728
00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,019
>> Parker: It was a world of wonderment.
729
00:32:29,163 --> 00:32:31,087
>> Freddy: It was nobody.
730
00:32:31,667 --> 00:32:33,699
Everything is like, nobody's there.
731
00:32:33,803 --> 00:32:35,955
>> Parker: Yeah. You just look around, nobody gives a shit.
732
00:32:36,051 --> 00:32:38,047
>> Freddy: Nobody gives a fucking time.
733
00:32:38,947 --> 00:32:39,727
>> Parker: Yeah.
734
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:43,273
>> Freddy: bring it back.
735
00:32:43,385 --> 00:32:45,905
>> Parker: I get it. I understand. At the same time. But, like, Walmart was
736
00:32:45,921 --> 00:32:46,529
nice.
737
00:32:46,713 --> 00:32:49,185
>> Parker: They made a lot of money at midnight.
738
00:32:49,321 --> 00:32:52,289
Everybody always packed. But, I
739
00:32:52,313 --> 00:32:55,177
mean, shoppers about the other
740
00:32:55,257 --> 00:32:55,537
shop.
741
00:32:55,577 --> 00:32:58,177
>> Parker: Right. Well, also,
742
00:32:58,287 --> 00:33:00,487
restock and do all that stuff. So the store was
743
00:33:00,527 --> 00:33:03,159
presentable, right? Yeah, you know,
744
00:33:03,303 --> 00:33:04,627
better, more so,
745
00:33:06,967 --> 00:33:09,711
right? No, any kind of shopping. I used to buy some there.
746
00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:11,647
Cause no one judged your dvd purchases?
747
00:33:11,727 --> 00:33:12,687
>> Parker: No, nobody gave a shit.
748
00:33:12,727 --> 00:33:15,535
>> Parker: 02:00 in the morning, they're like, I don't care that you're buying 15
749
00:33:15,591 --> 00:33:17,895
DVD's. And I'm like, fuck you, stone.
750
00:33:17,951 --> 00:33:20,895
Shit. Ah, my eyes are,
751
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:23,907
like, red. And I'm like, I need. Where's the candy?
752
00:33:24,447 --> 00:33:26,667
It's 02:00 in the morning. I need the candy.
753
00:33:28,487 --> 00:33:31,415
They were like, I'm so too. I bought four dvd's right
754
00:33:31,431 --> 00:33:33,319
before you got up here. I'm never gonna watch them.
755
00:33:33,383 --> 00:33:34,655
>> Parker: I have some grapes.
756
00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:35,467
>> Parker: Yeah,
757
00:33:39,647 --> 00:33:40,623
well, we don't have to clean.
758
00:33:40,655 --> 00:33:43,555
>> Freddy: It up at the far end of the aisle. And they
759
00:33:43,571 --> 00:33:45,927
just try to throw grapes to see if you can
760
00:33:46,787 --> 00:33:47,887
launch them
761
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,235
150 yards.
762
00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:52,067
See if you catch that grape in your mouth.
763
00:33:52,147 --> 00:33:55,003
>> Parker: That's what we used to do. Hey, man, when I was. When I worked at places,
764
00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:57,691
that's what we used to do. And that's why I got fired from all those places. Red.
765
00:33:57,779 --> 00:33:58,123
>> Freddy: Right.
766
00:33:58,195 --> 00:34:01,187
>> Parker: So. Well, before we get fired, we're going to take a quick
767
00:34:01,227 --> 00:34:03,407
break and we'll be back with more.
768
00:34:05,027 --> 00:34:07,939
The Black Lincoln collective podcast will return
769
00:34:08,043 --> 00:34:09,863
after a word, from our sponsors.
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00:34:12,802 --> 00:34:15,674
>> Freddy: Welcome to Walmart. Welcome
771
00:34:15,738 --> 00:34:18,322
to Walmart. Welcome to
772
00:34:18,362 --> 00:34:19,342
Walmart.
773
00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:22,782
Welcome to Walmart.
774
00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:47,833
>> Parker: M
775
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:57,255
welcome back to the 156th
776
00:34:57,279 --> 00:35:00,271
edition of the Blackface podcast. We
777
00:35:00,287 --> 00:35:03,077
are so glad that we weren't recording just
778
00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:03,525
now.
779
00:35:03,629 --> 00:35:04,349
>> Parker: Oh, yes.
780
00:35:04,461 --> 00:35:06,581
>> Parker: But we're back now and we are
781
00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:08,873
recording. Let's just say
782
00:35:09,533 --> 00:35:12,509
if alan has his way, brainworms will
783
00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:13,373
win the day.
784
00:35:13,493 --> 00:35:14,077
>> Parker: That's right.
785
00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:16,973
>> Parker: In November. Brain
786
00:35:17,013 --> 00:35:19,113
worms. Vote. Brain worms. Yeah.
787
00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:20,925
>> Parker: And bear killers.
788
00:35:21,029 --> 00:35:23,685
>> Parker: Bear killer. Yeah. Worm and
789
00:35:23,709 --> 00:35:25,499
bear. worm and bear running together.
790
00:35:25,611 --> 00:35:26,979
>> Freddy: Worm and bear.
791
00:35:27,131 --> 00:35:29,999
>> Parker: There you go. That's good shit.
792
00:35:30,151 --> 00:35:32,923
All right, so speaking of
793
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,239
none of that, I, have
794
00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:39,135
to tell you guys something that I did. And so if I ever
795
00:35:39,175 --> 00:35:41,615
show up, or don't show up, either
796
00:35:41,655 --> 00:35:43,795
way, or show up dead.
797
00:35:44,335 --> 00:35:47,327
You've heard that expression, like, if I show up dead, I don't really
798
00:35:47,351 --> 00:35:50,233
get word, but, it took me until like a year and a
799
00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:53,225
half ago to figure out what people said when they're like, I'll
800
00:35:53,265 --> 00:35:55,565
see you. And then they were like, not if I see you first.
801
00:35:56,065 --> 00:35:58,445
I didn't realize what that meant until, like,
802
00:35:59,105 --> 00:36:02,085
seriously, like, two years ago. You're a half. Two years. And then I was like,
803
00:36:02,425 --> 00:36:02,873
wait a.
804
00:36:02,889 --> 00:36:05,121
>> Freddy: Minute, this is an expression, right?
805
00:36:05,233 --> 00:36:07,737
>> Parker: No, it's like, I'll see you soon. And you're
806
00:36:07,761 --> 00:36:10,673
like, not if I see you first. Because then I'm
807
00:36:10,689 --> 00:36:12,445
gonna make sure you don't see me.
808
00:36:16,105 --> 00:36:17,305
>> Parker: He's John Cena.
809
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:20,345
>> Parker: That's what it is. Like, that's. And that's what I'm saying. One day I figured
810
00:36:20,385 --> 00:36:22,933
out, I was like, oh, because you would hide from the
811
00:36:22,949 --> 00:36:23,505
other.
812
00:36:28,285 --> 00:36:29,705
>> Parker: That's too complicated.
813
00:36:30,085 --> 00:36:32,837
>> Parker: That's why. That's how they get away with saying it without offending
814
00:36:32,901 --> 00:36:33,505
someone.
815
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:36,421
>> Freddy: I don't know. Yeah. I don't know if I ever
816
00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:38,325
had anybody say that to me.
817
00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:38,653
>> Parker: Yeah.
818
00:36:38,709 --> 00:36:38,917
>> Freddy: Yeah.
819
00:36:38,941 --> 00:36:40,505
>> Parker: I've never said it to anybody.
820
00:36:43,645 --> 00:36:45,973
>> Parker: I think I probably said it to other people as, like, I said like a
821
00:36:45,989 --> 00:36:48,939
colloquialism or. Colloquialism. Whatever.
822
00:36:49,077 --> 00:36:51,241
Oh, Loki. Whatever. I can't fucking
823
00:36:53,301 --> 00:36:55,601
enter in, make the AI say it,
824
00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:59,743
colloquially. Whatever. Fuck you. I'm AI.
825
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:02,745
anyway, so, but like, yeah, as a
826
00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:05,689
joke. Like, not as like a, hey, hey, I'm never gonna see you again. I'm gonna
827
00:37:05,705 --> 00:37:08,561
hide. I thought it was just like, not if I see you first,
828
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:09,661
buddy. Hey, hey.
829
00:37:10,921 --> 00:37:11,969
>> Freddy: Yeah, gotcha.
830
00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:14,721
>> Parker: You know, buddies for life, work
831
00:37:14,761 --> 00:37:16,289
acquaintances forever. To what?
832
00:37:16,305 --> 00:37:17,501
>> Freddy: It was my guy.
833
00:37:19,841 --> 00:37:22,607
>> Parker: Dude, how many people do you have that you're like, you're like,
834
00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:25,371
we're gonna really be friends. And then like, right,
835
00:37:27,151 --> 00:37:27,891
well,
836
00:37:30,461 --> 00:37:30,839
m and.
837
00:37:30,855 --> 00:37:33,591
>> Parker: Then you see like eight years down the road and they remember
838
00:37:33,671 --> 00:37:36,565
you, but you don't remember them. You're like, what's going
839
00:37:36,613 --> 00:37:37,921
on? Yeah, how you doing?
840
00:37:38,781 --> 00:37:41,661
>> Freddy: I am great. With name? With faces. Yeah,
841
00:37:41,701 --> 00:37:44,141
like, I'll know if I know you by your
842
00:37:44,181 --> 00:37:47,173
face, but your name gets
843
00:37:47,197 --> 00:37:50,133
out the window. So I got a thing that I
844
00:37:50,157 --> 00:37:53,093
do with my wife. I'll be like, but you don't
845
00:37:53,117 --> 00:37:55,909
remember. Yeah. What's going on, man? Hey,
846
00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:58,933
this is my wife Kayla. And yummy. And
847
00:37:58,957 --> 00:38:00,371
they'll be like, oh, hey,
848
00:38:01,831 --> 00:38:02,611
yeah.
849
00:38:07,311 --> 00:38:10,303
>> Parker: I think it would be better to make up a name for them and be
850
00:38:10,327 --> 00:38:13,319
like, so honey, this is bon chica.
851
00:38:13,455 --> 00:38:16,429
And she, my name is Marge. And you're like, oh, shit. All
852
00:38:16,445 --> 00:38:17,001
right.
853
00:38:19,141 --> 00:38:21,891
>> Freddy: I did that the other night. I went, I had to go,
854
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,861
we got some chicken wings from the bar
855
00:38:25,401 --> 00:38:28,177
that I frequented. It is that I was on
856
00:38:28,209 --> 00:38:28,781
there.
857
00:38:32,111 --> 00:38:34,051
>> Parker: He has peed at it, but not.
858
00:38:39,231 --> 00:38:41,011
>> Freddy: They don't kick you out for peeing
859
00:38:43,151 --> 00:38:45,791
because they know they only got one stall in that bathroom.
860
00:38:45,831 --> 00:38:46,411
So.
861
00:38:49,511 --> 00:38:52,141
So. And, I saw a friend of mine
862
00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:55,979
and like a girl that I used to work with
863
00:38:56,145 --> 00:38:58,999
like a long time ago. And I noticed girl,
864
00:38:59,055 --> 00:39:01,855
cuz we worked together for like at least five, six years,
865
00:39:01,903 --> 00:39:04,863
right? I know. I know her and
866
00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:07,861
she knows me. And she came up, gave a big old hug. M
867
00:39:09,271 --> 00:39:12,183
I was like, katie, it's so great to see you. And
868
00:39:12,207 --> 00:39:15,015
then I got home, and when I say
869
00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:17,887
katie, she kind of gave me like a look
870
00:39:17,919 --> 00:39:20,919
like that. And when I
871
00:39:20,935 --> 00:39:23,923
got home I was, hey, babe, you know who I
872
00:39:23,947 --> 00:39:26,591
saw today? I saw Kate. I was like, no,
873
00:39:26,891 --> 00:39:28,311
Katie's dead.
874
00:39:28,651 --> 00:39:29,619
>> Parker: Oh, shit.
875
00:39:29,755 --> 00:39:31,227
>> Freddy: I was like, katie died.
876
00:39:31,339 --> 00:39:31,741
>> Parker: Plot, twist.
877
00:39:31,861 --> 00:39:32,813
>> Freddy: Rachel.
878
00:39:32,997 --> 00:39:34,001
>> Parker: I was like,
879
00:39:35,501 --> 00:39:36,925
oh, wow.
880
00:39:37,093 --> 00:39:39,941
>> Freddy: I was like, that was Rachel. I was like, oh, shit,
881
00:39:39,981 --> 00:39:41,481
I feel so bad.
882
00:39:43,501 --> 00:39:44,677
Katie, Katie.
883
00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:44,811
>> Parker: Me.
884
00:39:44,811 --> 00:39:46,949
>> Freddy: M Katie and Rachel, we all did work together.
885
00:39:47,045 --> 00:39:49,081
>> Parker: Oh, she knew that.
886
00:39:53,451 --> 00:39:55,671
>> Parker: Did you ever reach out to her to make it right.
887
00:39:57,691 --> 00:39:59,067
>> Freddy: I didn't do that.
888
00:39:59,099 --> 00:40:00,071
>> Parker: Right after the show.
889
00:40:02,051 --> 00:40:04,435
>> Freddy: Next month, I'm going on a golf tour with a boyfriend.
890
00:40:04,483 --> 00:40:06,339
So I probably.
891
00:40:06,475 --> 00:40:08,551
>> Parker: You'll be like, so how's.
892
00:40:12,131 --> 00:40:15,115
All right. He won't even show up because his girlfriend's gonna
893
00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,779
be like, don't you go on that trip with that motherfucker.
894
00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:19,481
>> Freddy: Go on that trip. That fucking suckle
895
00:40:19,641 --> 00:40:20,941
my fucking name.
896
00:40:22,081 --> 00:40:24,769
>> Parker: She'd be like, is, successful.
897
00:40:29,509 --> 00:40:30,849
>> Freddy: She's got big, too.
898
00:40:32,829 --> 00:40:34,229
>> Parker: No, you should have remembered her.
899
00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:37,309
>> Parker: It's like, I. Rachel, just
900
00:40:37,349 --> 00:40:40,325
listen to ten episodes back when Freddie had this event
901
00:40:40,397 --> 00:40:43,085
going on. I understand
902
00:40:43,197 --> 00:40:45,969
why he called you Katie.
903
00:40:48,309 --> 00:40:49,769
He beat his pants.
904
00:40:52,109 --> 00:40:54,969
>> Parker: It's right after we talk about the dead gerbils and shit.
905
00:40:55,269 --> 00:40:57,449
>> Freddy: Just push through that,
906
00:41:01,269 --> 00:41:02,557
change them sheets.
907
00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:04,849
>> Parker: Yeah, he did it his way.
908
00:41:06,509 --> 00:41:07,569
>> Parker: There you go.
909
00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:13,265
Well, now that I don't remember at all what we were talking
910
00:41:13,297 --> 00:41:13,869
about,
911
00:41:17,889 --> 00:41:20,109
we'll go back to that again just to make sure.
912
00:41:21,809 --> 00:41:24,551
No, actually, Fred. So, again, I don't,
913
00:41:24,575 --> 00:41:27,379
I sincerely don't know what we're talking about, but
914
00:41:27,959 --> 00:41:30,943
I had to experience. Oh, that's what it was. I was gonna say.
915
00:41:30,991 --> 00:41:33,967
So if I show up dead. That's
916
00:41:33,983 --> 00:41:35,039
what we're talking about. I remember.
917
00:41:35,079 --> 00:41:35,583
>> Freddy: Yes.
918
00:41:35,711 --> 00:41:38,623
>> Parker: So if I happen to show up dead one week soon, probably in
919
00:41:38,631 --> 00:41:41,447
the next week or two to the show, first of
920
00:41:41,463 --> 00:41:44,423
all, crazy that I was able to type in the streamyard after
921
00:41:44,471 --> 00:41:47,279
being dead. Shout out to, that's the easiest.
922
00:41:47,319 --> 00:41:50,303
Or even dead people can use it. He'd be like, what we'll say
923
00:41:50,351 --> 00:41:51,499
if this happens.
924
00:41:52,039 --> 00:41:53,699
>> Parker: How you doing, brains?
925
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,979
>> Parker: Welcome to show brains.
926
00:41:59,039 --> 00:42:01,969
So, and I'll be like, grabbing at the, the cameras.
927
00:42:03,509 --> 00:42:06,373
Yeah, it'd be the same as. It'll be the same as the
928
00:42:06,381 --> 00:42:09,377
beginning of last week. Like the second half where I was just like, hey, what
929
00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:12,121
are you doing? So, thankfully, Alan cut most of that
930
00:42:12,145 --> 00:42:15,073
off, but. So if I
931
00:42:15,081 --> 00:42:18,057
show up dead, here's why, Fred. And this is what I need to tell the
932
00:42:18,073 --> 00:42:21,025
people. They won't believe you, but you need to tell
933
00:42:21,057 --> 00:42:23,953
them if I show up dead, it's
934
00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:26,823
because I have been cursed. Is. I threw
935
00:42:26,871 --> 00:42:29,559
away a cursed doll
936
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:30,647
last week.
937
00:42:30,783 --> 00:42:32,855
>> Freddy: Oh, I thought you could say monkey ball.
938
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,951
>> Parker: No. So my, my, my daughter. Oh, my
939
00:42:35,975 --> 00:42:38,569
God, it's a monkey butt. my daughter
940
00:42:39,109 --> 00:42:41,933
was like, dad, we. I was like, we're going. Taking some stuff to the
941
00:42:41,941 --> 00:42:44,917
dump. We're getting out, getting rid of some of this, you know, the shit around here that we
942
00:42:44,933 --> 00:42:47,877
just don't need. And she's like, dad, can you
943
00:42:47,893 --> 00:42:50,869
throw this away for me and like hands me this
944
00:42:50,909 --> 00:42:53,529
doll, like this porcelain doll. And I was like,
945
00:42:54,389 --> 00:42:55,129
what?
946
00:42:55,649 --> 00:42:57,569
>> Parker: You know this porcelain doll?
947
00:42:57,609 --> 00:43:00,545
>> Parker: Yeah. I was like, do you want, really want me throw it away? She's like, yeah, totally. Ah, my daughter
948
00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:03,321
doesn't throw away, right? Like, don't like
949
00:43:03,345 --> 00:43:05,841
dolls and shit. Now that's like her favorite one she.
950
00:43:05,865 --> 00:43:07,149
>> Parker: Got for Christmas from.
951
00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:09,905
>> Parker: I don't even remember, I talked about.
952
00:43:09,937 --> 00:43:11,749
>> Parker: It on a show during the show.
953
00:43:13,609 --> 00:43:16,489
>> Parker: I remember getting rid of another one and maybe it's the same one that came
954
00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:18,857
back, I don't know, but
955
00:43:18,993 --> 00:43:19,721
they.
956
00:43:19,905 --> 00:43:22,761
>> Freddy: Could be Annabelle, I wish I knew
957
00:43:22,785 --> 00:43:24,047
where you threw it away at.
958
00:43:24,153 --> 00:43:26,399
>> Parker: So also, hold on.
959
00:43:27,259 --> 00:43:30,155
So my daughter's like, please just throw it away.
960
00:43:30,187 --> 00:43:33,187
And I was like, why? She's like, it creeps me out. I was like, all
961
00:43:33,203 --> 00:43:36,187
right, fair enough. I'm not asking questions. It's out of here. It's
962
00:43:36,203 --> 00:43:39,159
going to the dump. So like,
963
00:43:39,739 --> 00:43:42,019
I was like, just give it to me and I'll throw it away.
964
00:43:42,179 --> 00:43:43,039
>> Freddy: And so.
965
00:43:44,939 --> 00:43:47,657
>> Parker: I should have done this probably, but she handed it to
966
00:43:47,673 --> 00:43:50,617
me and I, I made it turn around and
967
00:43:50,633 --> 00:43:52,969
said it was like, I'll see you soon.
968
00:43:56,869 --> 00:43:59,701
I'll give my daughter credit because I thought it was gonna be like, I thought she was gonna
969
00:43:59,725 --> 00:44:02,725
freak out when I did it. I was like, oh, no. Freak
970
00:44:02,757 --> 00:44:05,413
out. And she laughed. She's like, dad, you're such a
971
00:44:05,421 --> 00:44:08,285
dummy. Okay,
972
00:44:08,317 --> 00:44:10,821
good. And so then I was like, should I take it to the
973
00:44:10,845 --> 00:44:13,769
dump and then not throw it away
974
00:44:15,749 --> 00:44:18,237
and have it show up tomorrow morning laying beside
975
00:44:18,293 --> 00:44:20,725
her? Because this could go on for years.
976
00:44:20,877 --> 00:44:23,755
>> Freddy: Yeah, no, you gotta wait and like a
977
00:44:23,787 --> 00:44:24,027
week.
978
00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:24,679
>> Parker: Yeah,
979
00:44:26,699 --> 00:44:28,799
yeah, an amount of time.
980
00:44:30,139 --> 00:44:33,119
Yeah, yeah. Like closer and closer. Yeah,
981
00:44:33,499 --> 00:44:36,367
we have like a window that's like up, really high that no one could possibly get
982
00:44:36,391 --> 00:44:38,355
to without like a very tall ladder.
983
00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:43,753
Like the clown in, in Poltergeist.
984
00:44:43,857 --> 00:44:44,817
>> Parker: The cloud, Denver.
985
00:44:44,889 --> 00:44:45,161
>> Freddy: Yeah.
986
00:44:45,201 --> 00:44:45,941
>> Parker: Oh yeah.
987
00:44:46,561 --> 00:44:48,301
>> Parker: And then lightning hit and the.
988
00:44:49,441 --> 00:44:52,425
>> Parker: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of because I'm sitting right by a
989
00:44:52,433 --> 00:44:55,433
big window now. But yeah. So I decided I was
990
00:44:55,457 --> 00:44:58,457
like, you know, I should, I should throw it away because like
991
00:44:58,489 --> 00:45:00,977
as hilarious as this would be,
992
00:45:01,129 --> 00:45:03,781
right, this could be very traumatizing
993
00:45:04,441 --> 00:45:06,697
to a little girl who loves dolls.
994
00:45:06,849 --> 00:45:09,833
Like, if she was like, I hate dolls, dolls are stupid. I'd have been like,
995
00:45:09,857 --> 00:45:12,609
okay, well this is funny, right? Or if she was like
996
00:45:12,665 --> 00:45:15,313
say two or three years older where she was like kind
997
00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:18,285
of, you know, cuz her mom loves horror movies so I
998
00:45:18,293 --> 00:45:19,589
think she'll get into him.
999
00:45:19,765 --> 00:45:21,245
>> Freddy: But I was freaky, though, man.
1000
00:45:21,293 --> 00:45:21,997
>> Parker: Yeah, no, I was.
1001
00:45:22,029 --> 00:45:24,821
>> Parker: No, I think it's
1002
00:45:24,861 --> 00:45:27,801
freaking him out in the car when he's driving.
1003
00:45:30,501 --> 00:45:33,237
>> Parker: I kept looking over at it, like, no,
1004
00:45:33,429 --> 00:45:36,221
make no mistake, I put that doll in a plastic
1005
00:45:36,261 --> 00:45:38,161
bag and tied that shit up twice.
1006
00:45:39,981 --> 00:45:42,869
I wasn't playing around with it, and I didn't want somebody else. See, here's the
1007
00:45:42,885 --> 00:45:45,793
thing. this is what happens to every horror movie with dolls.
1008
00:45:45,937 --> 00:45:48,897
I was like, I'm gonna take it to the dump, and I'm gonna go to throw it into
1009
00:45:48,929 --> 00:45:51,577
the dump, and some little girls gonna be like, mommy,
1010
00:45:51,769 --> 00:45:54,713
look at that pretty doll. And I'm gonna have it. They're like,
1011
00:45:54,737 --> 00:45:57,297
please, sir, we don't have a lot. Just each
1012
00:45:57,329 --> 00:46:00,289
other. Could my daughter please have that doll on my.
1013
00:46:00,345 --> 00:46:03,249
I have to be like, sure, because I
1014
00:46:03,265 --> 00:46:04,821
can't. No, it's cursed.
1015
00:46:05,321 --> 00:46:07,341
>> Freddy: Yeah, you don't want this doll.
1016
00:46:09,281 --> 00:46:11,541
>> Parker: The doll will compel me to say, yes.
1017
00:46:12,351 --> 00:46:14,611
Doll will find a way to live.
1018
00:46:16,831 --> 00:46:19,383
So I was like. But I was like, how funny.
1019
00:46:19,567 --> 00:46:22,327
Like, see, this is where I've become. I know that I've become more
1020
00:46:22,359 --> 00:46:25,175
mature as a person because there was. There was a me
1021
00:46:25,263 --> 00:46:28,207
not that long ago that 100% would have done that
1022
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:30,647
without even questioning for the gag.
1023
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,461
Yeah. for the gag, man.
1024
00:46:36,281 --> 00:46:38,889
>> Freddy: This wasn't a doll, but, like, remember those,
1025
00:46:38,945 --> 00:46:41,445
like, big plastic bugs you could get?
1026
00:46:41,493 --> 00:46:42,221
>> Parker: Oh, yeah, yeah.
1027
00:46:42,301 --> 00:46:42,661
>> Freddy: Like.
1028
00:46:42,741 --> 00:46:43,861
>> Parker: Like cockroaches and shit.
1029
00:46:43,901 --> 00:46:46,877
>> Freddy: Yeah, right, yeah. So it was like, this
1030
00:46:46,949 --> 00:46:49,629
beetle that I had gotten. I was younger,
1031
00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:52,501
and my cousin was, like,
1032
00:46:52,621 --> 00:46:55,365
terrified. She
1033
00:46:55,413 --> 00:46:58,005
was terrified of this shit. Yeah, I'm saying.
1034
00:46:58,053 --> 00:47:00,373
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah. So we all got that one that freaks out about that,
1035
00:47:00,477 --> 00:47:01,173
right?
1036
00:47:01,357 --> 00:47:04,349
>> Freddy: So, like, one day she had, like, took a nap in
1037
00:47:04,365 --> 00:47:07,351
my grandmother's bed, and. And I was
1038
00:47:07,391 --> 00:47:10,335
like, yeah, it's gonna be funny. And I put that big
1039
00:47:10,383 --> 00:47:13,251
ass bug right by the pillow. So, like,
1040
00:47:13,911 --> 00:47:16,471
woke up and fucking
1041
00:47:16,551 --> 00:47:19,011
bloody murder. Yeah,
1042
00:47:19,351 --> 00:47:21,371
it's a fucking huge bug.
1043
00:47:28,031 --> 00:47:30,931
>> Parker: But it doesn't matter. Cause it's that split second.
1044
00:47:33,031 --> 00:47:35,567
>> Freddy: I got my ass whoop for
1045
00:47:35,599 --> 00:47:36,171
that.
1046
00:47:37,251 --> 00:47:39,371
>> Parker: So come on, it was worth it.
1047
00:47:39,411 --> 00:47:41,691
>> Freddy: So it's so funny. Yeah, yeah.
1048
00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:42,419
>> Parker: So funny.
1049
00:47:42,475 --> 00:47:44,671
Now, my question two years ago.
1050
00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:49,591
And to think that was my summer vacation this year,
1051
00:47:50,051 --> 00:47:51,071
last week,
1052
00:47:54,291 --> 00:47:57,227
I look back at it. So would you do
1053
00:47:57,259 --> 00:47:59,867
that, Fred? Now, this is where, this is the test of your.
1054
00:48:00,059 --> 00:48:02,899
As adults, would you do that same gag to
1055
00:48:02,915 --> 00:48:04,227
your wife if it was?
1056
00:48:04,379 --> 00:48:05,447
>> Freddy: Oh, yes.
1057
00:48:05,619 --> 00:48:06,183
>> Parker: You would?
1058
00:48:06,247 --> 00:48:08,893
>> Freddy: In a heartbeat. for the
1059
00:48:08,917 --> 00:48:10,501
funny. I do it for the funny.
1060
00:48:10,541 --> 00:48:12,629
>> Parker: I would do a one when she was younger.
1061
00:48:12,725 --> 00:48:15,685
>> Freddy: Let's see. I would. I would have to, like, I would at least
1062
00:48:15,733 --> 00:48:17,429
have to record it cuz I can't.
1063
00:48:17,485 --> 00:48:18,481
>> Parker: Right, right.
1064
00:48:22,421 --> 00:48:23,291
>> Freddy: do it for the.
1065
00:48:23,411 --> 00:48:24,631
>> Parker: Yeah, you gotta do. Yeah.
1066
00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:30,991
>> Freddy: Right. I gotta. I gotta get half the views.
1067
00:48:31,771 --> 00:48:32,643
>> Parker: Skippity toilet.
1068
00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:33,067
>> Freddy: Right?
1069
00:48:33,179 --> 00:48:36,123
>> Parker: See, now I can use those. You've
1070
00:48:36,147 --> 00:48:38,191
heard that. I know you've heard a toilet.
1071
00:48:40,931 --> 00:48:43,511
Yeah, I know. And I'm not happy about it
1072
00:48:44,011 --> 00:48:46,631
because I already get skippity riz, Ohio
1073
00:48:46,931 --> 00:48:48,271
dad. And I'm like,
1074
00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:50,907
shut up.
1075
00:48:51,019 --> 00:48:51,451
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1076
00:48:51,531 --> 00:48:54,071
>> Parker: Means I have to be like, what?
1077
00:48:54,731 --> 00:48:57,699
Like, I don't understand what. Or I'll say it back and then like, that's
1078
00:48:57,715 --> 00:49:00,441
not how you use it. I'm like, no one knows how to use it.
1079
00:49:00,741 --> 00:49:03,613
>> Freddy: How do you use it? There are words. Is it. Don't make it a
1080
00:49:03,637 --> 00:49:04,989
noun, a verb.
1081
00:49:05,165 --> 00:49:07,201
>> Parker: Yeah, I mean, all of them.
1082
00:49:09,221 --> 00:49:12,005
It's an adjective. And on a
1083
00:49:12,013 --> 00:49:14,677
monopoe, everything. A
1084
00:49:14,709 --> 00:49:16,925
metaphor and
1085
00:49:17,093 --> 00:49:18,041
assembly.
1086
00:49:19,781 --> 00:49:22,589
>> Freddy: It's all I. Oh, tell me what it is.
1087
00:49:22,685 --> 00:49:25,561
>> Parker: Sigma. You're. Yeah, I. I don't mean
1088
00:49:25,561 --> 00:49:28,515
m for the rizzler. I know what a rizzler is.
1089
00:49:28,603 --> 00:49:31,435
So a wrestler.
1090
00:49:31,563 --> 00:49:34,243
So a rizzler is one who has mad
1091
00:49:34,307 --> 00:49:37,031
amounts of Riz. Fred and Riz,
1092
00:49:37,371 --> 00:49:38,951
I will, I will
1093
00:49:40,451 --> 00:49:42,595
explain. It is short for
1094
00:49:42,643 --> 00:49:45,523
charisma. So if
1095
00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:47,111
you're very charismatic.
1096
00:49:49,251 --> 00:49:51,559
>> Freddy: How would you shorten charisma?
1097
00:49:51,675 --> 00:49:53,171
>> Parker: Because it sounds cooler.
1098
00:49:53,551 --> 00:49:54,631
>> Freddy: Does not.
1099
00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:57,703
>> Parker: But before you see, if you're. But if you're in the streets,
1100
00:49:57,727 --> 00:50:00,567
Fred, and you're like, man, that dude's got that, like, that charisma.
1101
00:50:00,599 --> 00:50:03,367
Your dog, your friends are gonna be like, what? And if you're like
1102
00:50:03,519 --> 00:50:06,171
Duke Riz, like, okay. Yeah, right,
1103
00:50:06,951 --> 00:50:09,091
man. Now it's
1104
00:50:15,671 --> 00:50:18,181
exactly like, whatever you say, lord
1105
00:50:18,221 --> 00:50:20,921
Byron wagon.
1106
00:50:22,391 --> 00:50:24,091
That's what exactly would happen.
1107
00:50:25,551 --> 00:50:28,519
>> Freddy: Idiocracy. It's coming true, man.
1108
00:50:28,575 --> 00:50:31,559
>> Parker: Oh, yeah, it is. Well, they knew that. We
1109
00:50:31,575 --> 00:50:32,411
all knew that
1110
00:50:34,551 --> 00:50:35,491
much better.
1111
00:50:39,751 --> 00:50:42,119
But. So, yeah, so that's Riz. That's what Riz is.
1112
00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:44,927
So a person who is a Riz
1113
00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:47,581
Lerden is one who
1114
00:50:47,921 --> 00:50:50,737
exuberates great charisma in the
1115
00:50:50,769 --> 00:50:53,739
way that they, go about their lives. So if you're, if
1116
00:50:53,755 --> 00:50:55,471
you can pull mad tail,
1117
00:50:56,531 --> 00:50:59,031
get some goosh. You know what I'm saying?
1118
00:51:02,651 --> 00:51:04,471
>> Parker: I don't want no goose, man.
1119
00:51:05,171 --> 00:51:06,923
>> Parker: I'm gonna bring that back. We're gonna bring all the
1120
00:51:06,947 --> 00:51:09,871
oldest.
1121
00:51:12,251 --> 00:51:14,501
There was a, there was a thing that they used to call ladies
1122
00:51:14,589 --> 00:51:15,297
parts.
1123
00:51:16,917 --> 00:51:18,057
>> Parker: Doing that again.
1124
00:51:19,797 --> 00:51:21,493
>> Freddy: Wasn't that like gash?
1125
00:51:21,565 --> 00:51:24,389
>> Parker: That's what it was. Gash. You can get
1126
00:51:24,413 --> 00:51:25,297
some gash.
1127
00:51:28,357 --> 00:51:30,245
>> Freddy: Bully on different strokes.
1128
00:51:30,381 --> 00:51:31,737
>> Parker: Goosh. Probably.
1129
00:51:33,637 --> 00:51:35,349
>> Freddy: Get beat up by the gooch.
1130
00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:37,817
>> Parker: Well, that's because Arnold wasn't a Rizzler, Fred.
1131
00:51:38,157 --> 00:51:39,189
>> Freddy: He would have died.
1132
00:51:39,293 --> 00:51:40,907
>> Parker: He had more Riz. This wouldn't have been an issue.
1133
00:51:40,907 --> 00:51:40,957
>> Freddy: yeah.
1134
00:51:40,957 --> 00:51:43,311
>> Parker: so that's what Riz means in Rizzler,
1135
00:51:43,359 --> 00:51:45,871
Ohio. Ohio
1136
00:51:45,959 --> 00:51:46,587
means
1137
00:51:48,087 --> 00:51:48,967
younger.
1138
00:51:49,127 --> 00:51:50,947
>> Freddy: When I was younger,
1139
00:51:52,087 --> 00:51:54,623
I was like, yeah, man. You know, I'm going to keep up the
1140
00:51:54,655 --> 00:51:55,199
trend.
1141
00:51:55,303 --> 00:51:55,759
>> Parker: Sure.
1142
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:58,639
>> Freddy: I'm gonna. I'm gonna be that cool.
1143
00:51:58,703 --> 00:52:01,427
Dad knows what's going on.
1144
00:52:01,887 --> 00:52:04,567
This shit has happened so fast.
1145
00:52:04,687 --> 00:52:07,599
Like, you cannot keep up with
1146
00:52:07,623 --> 00:52:08,127
it, man.
1147
00:52:08,207 --> 00:52:09,391
>> Parker: It changes quite often.
1148
00:52:09,479 --> 00:52:09,695
>> Parker: Mm
1149
00:52:09,661 --> 00:52:10,621
>> Freddy: Very fast.
1150
00:52:10,725 --> 00:52:11,729
>> Parker: Yep. Yep.
1151
00:52:13,349 --> 00:52:15,209
>> Parker: I ain't gonna be my parents. No,
1152
00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:19,053
it. Same thing happened to them. It just went back to last.
1153
00:52:19,101 --> 00:52:20,301
>> Freddy: They were like, yeah, it just went.
1154
00:52:20,365 --> 00:52:23,333
>> Parker: See, here's the difference, though, is I. I just like my
1155
00:52:23,381 --> 00:52:26,157
parents would have done if they paid attention to me in any way whatsoever.
1156
00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:28,529
Love your mom and dad. Love you, mom.
1157
00:52:29,309 --> 00:52:32,099
So you're their dad. were like, they would.
1158
00:52:32,139 --> 00:52:35,011
They wouldn't pay attention to that stuff. So I listened to the kids, like, what they
1159
00:52:35,035 --> 00:52:37,983
talk about, and then I look it up, because, again,
1160
00:52:38,111 --> 00:52:40,551
the Internet. And I'm like, so what's escaped
1161
00:52:40,575 --> 00:52:43,295
eat? They're like, it's just that
1162
00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,819
commercial. And it's like, that guy is like, boom, boom.
1163
00:52:47,199 --> 00:52:50,063
And there's a toilet with a freaking demon face that coming out of it.
1164
00:52:50,111 --> 00:52:50,855
>> Freddy: Yeah, they come.
1165
00:52:50,927 --> 00:52:53,815
>> Parker: Yeah, it's weird, but it's. It's whatever they're
1166
00:52:53,847 --> 00:52:56,831
into. I'm sure that, you know, in our day, things were weird.
1167
00:52:56,975 --> 00:52:59,439
>> Freddy: Like not skip the toilet weird.
1168
00:52:59,599 --> 00:53:02,535
>> Parker: Well, that's because we came up with all the other words, and now they're
1169
00:53:02,567 --> 00:53:05,505
like, we have to use. I mean, we have to come up with more stupid
1170
00:53:05,537 --> 00:53:06,149
stuff.
1171
00:53:06,769 --> 00:53:07,669
>> Freddy: Okay.
1172
00:53:11,409 --> 00:53:13,509
>> Parker: Pretty weird, for sure.
1173
00:53:13,969 --> 00:53:14,949
>> Freddy: My black.
1174
00:53:18,959 --> 00:53:21,871
>> Parker: A white guy could say that. The insole word.
1175
00:53:21,975 --> 00:53:23,139
And it was okay.
1176
00:53:27,479 --> 00:53:29,319
>> Freddy: You could probably say, you know what?
1177
00:53:29,319 --> 00:53:31,353
>> Parker: I'm gonna save it. Maybe I can say it once a year.
1178
00:53:31,401 --> 00:53:33,329
>> Freddy: Eminem never said it, but I can say.
1179
00:53:33,369 --> 00:53:34,769
>> Parker: I always say it on Martin Luther King.
1180
00:53:34,849 --> 00:53:37,721
>> Parker: It was that day. Chappelle
1181
00:53:37,745 --> 00:53:40,649
skit. When the white chick says it for season one, isn't it?
1182
00:53:40,769 --> 00:53:42,469
Yeah, just say that again.
1183
00:53:45,929 --> 00:53:48,801
>> Parker: That's how I feel. Thankfully, I've gotten to the point
1184
00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:51,529
where I'm like, oh, well, I understand
1185
00:53:51,649 --> 00:53:54,189
that now. That I shouldn't say, you know, so.
1186
00:53:54,489 --> 00:53:57,345
But yeah, no, so, I mean, I agree. Like I said, I agree that it's
1187
00:53:57,377 --> 00:54:00,361
all whackadoodle. It's all out of hand with the stuff. Out of
1188
00:54:00,385 --> 00:54:03,321
pocket, if you will. But out of pocket
1189
00:54:03,385 --> 00:54:04,349
is afraid.
1190
00:54:06,929 --> 00:54:08,229
My favorite one.
1191
00:54:11,809 --> 00:54:12,169
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1192
00:54:12,209 --> 00:54:15,073
>> Parker: Still around. And then the one that my m like to use all the time
1193
00:54:15,121 --> 00:54:17,569
with m, my son, that makes him really mad. As I say, I'm fitting to pull
1194
00:54:17,609 --> 00:54:20,161
up and he doesn't like
1195
00:54:20,185 --> 00:54:20,749
that.
1196
00:54:23,249 --> 00:54:25,469
He doesn't like it because he says it
1197
00:54:26,339 --> 00:54:29,043
and I say it and I say it better than he
1198
00:54:29,091 --> 00:54:31,839
like, with more. The right
1199
00:54:31,879 --> 00:54:34,711
emphasis on the right syllable. And he's like,
1200
00:54:34,735 --> 00:54:34,983
dad.
1201
00:54:35,031 --> 00:54:37,059
>> Freddy: Oh, what?
1202
00:54:37,479 --> 00:54:39,791
>> Parker: The right. The right emphasis on the right
1203
00:54:39,815 --> 00:54:40,499
syllable.
1204
00:54:41,049 --> 00:54:42,689
>> Freddy: see, you got me on that one.
1205
00:54:44,669 --> 00:54:47,525
>> Parker: The right emphasis on. I'm saying the right
1206
00:54:47,557 --> 00:54:49,971
emphasis on the right syllable, but I'm
1207
00:54:50,165 --> 00:54:52,919
using the wrong emphasis on each of those two
1208
00:54:52,959 --> 00:54:53,303
words.
1209
00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:55,379
>> Freddy: Yeah, you fucked me up with that one.
1210
00:54:57,919 --> 00:54:59,031
>> Parker: Just a word.
1211
00:54:59,215 --> 00:55:00,007
>> Freddy: Say it again.
1212
00:55:00,103 --> 00:55:02,951
>> Parker: Okay, now you put the
1213
00:55:02,975 --> 00:55:04,939
right emphasis on the right syllable.
1214
00:55:05,519 --> 00:55:08,431
>> Parker: Nope, that's
1215
00:55:08,455 --> 00:55:09,459
like tequila.
1216
00:55:14,439 --> 00:55:15,459
>> Parker: That's funny.
1217
00:55:18,959 --> 00:55:20,871
Okay, so instead of saying you were.
1218
00:55:20,895 --> 00:55:23,639
>> Freddy: Getting the philosophy, I thought I was having a stroke.
1219
00:55:24,739 --> 00:55:27,531
>> Parker: He's like that doll that
1220
00:55:27,555 --> 00:55:29,359
dolls right behind him. I could see it.
1221
00:55:30,539 --> 00:55:32,319
Camera that we upgraded to,
1222
00:55:33,919 --> 00:55:36,341
That's why I upgraded, so you could see my murder livestream.
1223
00:55:36,405 --> 00:55:37,049
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1224
00:55:37,429 --> 00:55:40,403
>> Parker: but no, so, yeah, the right. So it's just the right emphasis
1225
00:55:40,451 --> 00:55:43,203
on the right syllable. But you said right
1226
00:55:43,251 --> 00:55:45,719
emphasis. Because instead of saying emphasis,
1227
00:55:46,059 --> 00:55:48,741
you emphasize the second, syllable.
1228
00:55:48,885 --> 00:55:51,797
So m fas. Yeah, on the right
1229
00:55:51,853 --> 00:55:53,717
syllable instead of syllable.
1230
00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:54,729
>> Freddy: Syllable.
1231
00:55:57,869 --> 00:55:58,609
>> Parker: Right
1232
00:56:02,709 --> 00:56:05,605
out of pocket, fellas. We're fitting to pull
1233
00:56:05,637 --> 00:56:06,489
up on a break now.
1234
00:56:08,479 --> 00:56:10,799
I try to say it as often as I can, and he.
1235
00:56:10,879 --> 00:56:13,605
>> Freddy: Yeah, you. Yeah, you fuck him up with that one.
1236
00:56:13,727 --> 00:56:15,809
>> Parker: He says, and I don't agree with him.
1237
00:56:15,929 --> 00:56:17,029
>> Freddy: He says I'm the.
1238
00:56:17,849 --> 00:56:20,705
>> Parker: He says I'm the whitest guy that he's ever met. And I
1239
00:56:20,737 --> 00:56:22,361
can't be believed that that's true.
1240
00:56:22,465 --> 00:56:23,269
>> Freddy: I mean.
1241
00:56:27,249 --> 00:56:30,233
>> Parker: Like, I know, like a lot of
1242
00:56:30,281 --> 00:56:33,049
you people, you know. Yeah, we're way
1243
00:56:33,089 --> 00:56:35,945
whiter than me, who don't even know
1244
00:56:35,977 --> 00:56:37,497
any of the words to not like us.
1245
00:56:37,593 --> 00:56:38,989
>> Parker: Hell, I think he's white.
1246
00:56:40,729 --> 00:56:43,159
>> Freddy: I don't tell him.
1247
00:56:43,319 --> 00:56:45,459
>> Parker: Yeah, Jack is whiter than Parker.
1248
00:56:47,159 --> 00:56:47,979
>> Parker: Yes,
1249
00:56:50,839 --> 00:56:52,259
maybe. Maybe
1250
00:56:57,599 --> 00:56:58,529
extra blanco.
1251
00:57:00,469 --> 00:57:02,117
>> Parker: El senor de blanco.
1252
00:57:02,213 --> 00:57:03,249
>> Freddy: He doesn't listen.
1253
00:57:06,829 --> 00:57:08,849
>> Parker: Oh, he'll be so mad, dude, because he does.
1254
00:57:09,709 --> 00:57:12,617
He likes basketball, so he's all in the hip hop, which I don't have problems with
1255
00:57:12,633 --> 00:57:15,481
that, you know? So he's like, in the hip hop and stuff. So he thinks
1256
00:57:15,505 --> 00:57:18,105
he's cool, right? And then, of course, I'm
1257
00:57:18,137 --> 00:57:18,709
like,
1258
00:57:25,159 --> 00:57:27,539
totally see it. I can totally see it.
1259
00:57:32,999 --> 00:57:34,031
>> Parker: Hey, yo.
1260
00:57:34,215 --> 00:57:35,859
>> Freddy: But I say punk,
1261
00:57:37,479 --> 00:57:38,031
so.
1262
00:57:38,135 --> 00:57:41,053
>> Parker: So, like, that's what. And I gotta make sure he's not that's what I'm
1263
00:57:41,085 --> 00:57:43,949
really waiting on, is for him to like, because everybody does
1264
00:57:43,973 --> 00:57:46,909
it. If you listen to him, if you listen to
1265
00:57:46,933 --> 00:57:49,653
hip hop in your life, at some point you decide.
1266
00:57:49,845 --> 00:57:51,245
>> Freddy: I say the n word.
1267
00:57:51,381 --> 00:57:53,297
>> Parker: No, not the n word. No, no. I don't think,
1268
00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:57,479
>> Parker: He'S smart.
1269
00:57:57,543 --> 00:58:00,455
>> Parker: I think he, at some point, he's gonna be like, bro, you know, he's
1270
00:58:00,471 --> 00:58:02,647
like, 13 for. He seems like I can be a rat, right?
1271
00:58:02,807 --> 00:58:03,587
>> Freddy: Oh.
1272
00:58:06,497 --> 00:58:07,313
>> Parker: Right.
1273
00:58:07,505 --> 00:58:07,921
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1274
00:58:07,969 --> 00:58:10,913
>> Parker: So I'm, like, waiting so that I can
1275
00:58:10,945 --> 00:58:13,513
hear his, his rhymes.
1276
00:58:13,585 --> 00:58:14,225
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1277
00:58:14,401 --> 00:58:17,233
>> Parker: And I keep playing him the Lonely island and their rap
1278
00:58:17,265 --> 00:58:17,945
songs.
1279
00:58:18,081 --> 00:58:18,473
>> Freddy: Right.
1280
00:58:18,545 --> 00:58:21,169
>> Parker: He's like, dad, these are so white. And I'm like, this is what you would sound like if you
1281
00:58:21,193 --> 00:58:23,993
rap. Like, just so you're
1282
00:58:24,025 --> 00:58:26,513
aware, I'm on a boat.
1283
00:58:26,665 --> 00:58:29,665
Yeah, exactly. And
1284
00:58:29,681 --> 00:58:31,873
he's like, yeah. And I'm like, these are
1285
00:58:31,905 --> 00:58:34,729
bangers. Yeah, they're funny and
1286
00:58:34,753 --> 00:58:35,317
they're,
1287
00:58:44,057 --> 00:58:45,769
yeah, that's what's going on with that.
1288
00:58:45,873 --> 00:58:47,857
>> Parker: But just have a, con.
1289
00:58:47,897 --> 00:58:48,517
>> Parker: Yeah.
1290
00:58:53,217 --> 00:58:54,837
>> Parker: A lot of, they had a lot.
1291
00:58:58,017 --> 00:58:59,601
Did a song with them, all kinds of stuff.
1292
00:58:59,689 --> 00:59:00,097
>> Freddy: Mm
1293
00:59:00,087 --> 00:59:02,871
>> Parker: So, I don't know, what do you guys think? Do you think we have time for some food
1294
00:59:02,911 --> 00:59:05,051
shits, or do you guys want to push that back?
1295
00:59:05,871 --> 00:59:08,631
All right, real quick, we'll get, I just have two food
1296
00:59:08,671 --> 00:59:11,559
shits then, in that case. Oh, I was, and fuck you, AI. But
1297
00:59:11,575 --> 00:59:13,543
I'll say that that's for the end.
1298
00:59:13,727 --> 00:59:16,121
So, food chats. Alan, make it, Look,
1299
00:59:16,169 --> 00:59:18,633
sandwiches. I don't know if there's a song to
1300
00:59:18,665 --> 00:59:21,033
sandwiches and shit eating apple
1301
00:59:21,065 --> 00:59:23,505
pie. Everybody loves
1302
00:59:23,601 --> 00:59:24,145
food.
1303
00:59:24,281 --> 00:59:26,637
>> Freddy: Sharks and a manti shit.
1304
00:59:30,137 --> 00:59:33,073
>> Parker: There you go. Perfect. Welcome to my food shits.
1305
00:59:33,105 --> 00:59:35,477
Fred, you may recall.
1306
00:59:35,777 --> 00:59:38,347
Okay, so, not to be, not to,
1307
00:59:39,527 --> 00:59:42,199
I don't want to over emphasize the
1308
00:59:42,223 --> 00:59:44,551
idiocracy that we are currently living
1309
00:59:44,599 --> 00:59:47,143
in, but I'm sure you
1310
00:59:47,175 --> 00:59:49,999
recall in the seventies and eighties,
1311
00:59:50,183 --> 00:59:52,999
back when McDonald's served somewhat actual
1312
00:59:53,063 --> 00:59:55,823
food, right? Oftentimes they would do
1313
00:59:55,855 --> 00:59:58,807
promotions where you would get cups,
1314
00:59:58,847 --> 01:00:00,987
like glass, McDonald's cup
1315
01:00:02,087 --> 01:00:05,015
ones. And anyway,
1316
01:00:05,071 --> 01:00:07,867
you know, I'm talking about you guys remember that? Well,
1317
01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:11,387
now they've rereleased them,
1318
01:00:12,087 --> 01:00:14,375
and this is, like, coming a really big deal.
1319
01:00:14,431 --> 01:00:17,199
>> Freddy: Except, I want one. Well, I don't know what they did,
1320
01:00:17,313 --> 01:00:17,803
but I won't.
1321
01:00:17,835 --> 01:00:20,107
>> Parker: There's, well, these aren't as good as they used to be.
1322
01:00:20,227 --> 01:00:20,867
>> Freddy: No.
1323
01:00:21,027 --> 01:00:24,003
>> Parker: The cups are adorned with characters such as Beanie babies, Barbie, hot
1324
01:00:24,035 --> 01:00:26,523
wheels, hello Kitty, peanut shrek, and some
1325
01:00:26,555 --> 01:00:27,203
more.
1326
01:00:27,395 --> 01:00:29,859
>> Freddy: First. Oh, before you
1327
01:00:29,883 --> 01:00:31,607
continue, uh-huh.
1328
01:00:31,607 --> 01:00:32,275
>> Parker: Yes?
1329
01:00:32,451 --> 01:00:34,187
>> Freddy: Are they plastic or glass?
1330
01:00:34,347 --> 01:00:36,403
>> Parker: That is one of the points of
1331
01:00:36,435 --> 01:00:37,387
controversy.
1332
01:00:37,547 --> 01:00:38,619
>> Freddy: Right. Okay.
1333
01:00:38,683 --> 01:00:40,963
>> Parker: They are plastic, not glass.
1334
01:00:41,035 --> 01:00:42,363
>> Freddy: I don't want it. I don't want it.
1335
01:00:42,395 --> 01:00:42,707
>> Parker: No.
1336
01:00:42,787 --> 01:00:43,407
>> Freddy: Right.
1337
01:00:43,817 --> 01:00:46,241
>> Parker: Glass is what made it awesome. Because then you're like, what am I.
1338
01:00:46,249 --> 01:00:47,997
>> Freddy: Gonna put in my china cabinet?
1339
01:00:48,697 --> 01:00:51,465
>> Parker: Right, right. What am I gonna proudly display for the
1340
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:54,237
next years to kids who don't give a shit about it?
1341
01:00:57,977 --> 01:01:00,705
>> Freddy: I'm gonna put plastic up about huge,
1342
01:01:00,761 --> 01:01:01,321
giant china.
1343
01:01:01,369 --> 01:01:03,233
>> Parker: They're gonna. They're gonna get foggy.
1344
01:01:03,385 --> 01:01:04,537
>> Freddy: It's China.
1345
01:01:11,877 --> 01:01:14,657
>> Parker: So, yeah, there are six. Six of them right now,
1346
01:01:15,077 --> 01:01:17,973
so. Oh, okay. Well, now get this. How about
1347
01:01:18,005 --> 01:01:20,445
this, though, Fred? Now, this is how. This is how they get you in
1348
01:01:20,501 --> 01:01:21,097
Canada.
1349
01:01:21,477 --> 01:01:22,333
>> Freddy: Show me.
1350
01:01:22,445 --> 01:01:24,429
>> Parker: Now listen here. Now listen here. Canada.
1351
01:01:24,533 --> 01:01:25,037
>> Freddy: Yes.
1352
01:01:25,157 --> 01:01:27,853
>> Parker: You're not an enemy, the show yet, but you're working your way to
1353
01:01:27,965 --> 01:01:30,669
let you know you're headed down the golf cart
1354
01:01:30,773 --> 01:01:32,017
path of destruction.
1355
01:01:34,197 --> 01:01:37,135
Canada started out, they sold them, as glass cups
1356
01:01:37,159 --> 01:01:40,103
in Canada for the beginning of this promotion, and then stopped doing
1357
01:01:40,143 --> 01:01:42,583
that and sold them as plastic cups throughout the rest of the
1358
01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:45,419
world. I guess. So that's pretty
1359
01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:48,395
shitty. But those, the glass cups have
1360
01:01:48,419 --> 01:01:50,379
become really sought after and.
1361
01:01:50,451 --> 01:01:50,899
>> Freddy: Right.
1362
01:01:51,011 --> 01:01:53,651
>> Parker: The six of them are selling for over a $100 online right
1363
01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:54,155
now.
1364
01:01:54,299 --> 01:01:55,315
>> Freddy: I paid it.
1365
01:01:55,459 --> 01:01:58,299
>> Parker: You would pay $100 for six more
1366
01:01:58,491 --> 01:01:59,703
glass cups?
1367
01:02:00,523 --> 01:02:03,183
>> Freddy: Okay, now, when you say cups,
1368
01:02:03,763 --> 01:02:05,819
are you talking like coffee mugs?
1369
01:02:05,891 --> 01:02:08,827
>> Parker: No, no, no. Just like the old school. Like, I consider
1370
01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:10,545
them to be like iced tea glasses.
1371
01:02:10,699 --> 01:02:13,443
>> Freddy: Well, see, I have, or beer
1372
01:02:13,483 --> 01:02:13,811
glass.
1373
01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:16,543
>> Parker: I'm gonna put it on screen. Yeah. Like a beer, like a pint glass
1374
01:02:18,243 --> 01:02:19,379
so he can see what they look like.
1375
01:02:19,411 --> 01:02:22,211
>> Parker: Kind of like a coffee cup. And it's a McDonald's cup, and it's
1376
01:02:22,227 --> 01:02:25,035
an Olympic from. Has the Olympic thing on
1377
01:02:25,059 --> 01:02:25,411
it.
1378
01:02:25,507 --> 01:02:26,075
>> Parker: And it's.
1379
01:02:26,179 --> 01:02:27,779
>> Parker: Yeah, I got one of them.
1380
01:02:27,931 --> 01:02:30,875
>> Parker: Yeah. See? So here you go, Fred. These are just looks like regular old
1381
01:02:30,939 --> 01:02:31,743
cups.
1382
01:02:33,803 --> 01:02:36,117
>> Parker: That's a.
1383
01:02:36,315 --> 01:02:37,933
>> Parker: That's what I'm saying. They are.
1384
01:02:38,833 --> 01:02:41,489
>> Freddy: Those are. Those are the plastic, right?
1385
01:02:41,601 --> 01:02:42,009
>> Parker: Yeah.
1386
01:02:42,081 --> 01:02:44,537
>> Freddy: No, I mean, they're all the glass
1387
01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:45,333
ones.
1388
01:02:45,913 --> 01:02:48,053
>> Parker: They look like the same, except shinier.
1389
01:02:48,353 --> 01:02:49,373
>> Freddy: The grass.
1390
01:02:50,713 --> 01:02:53,561
>> Parker: Let's see if I can find them in glass. There you go. There they are. In glass.
1391
01:02:53,617 --> 01:02:53,761
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1392
01:02:53,777 --> 01:02:55,393
>> Parker: The glass ones are made out of glass.
1393
01:02:55,513 --> 01:02:57,373
>> Parker: Right. Looks like glass much.
1394
01:02:58,873 --> 01:03:01,361
>> Freddy: Yeah, like that.
1395
01:03:01,417 --> 01:03:03,675
And you cannot drink out of those. No.
1396
01:03:03,819 --> 01:03:04,171
>> Parker: Right.
1397
01:03:04,227 --> 01:03:06,979
>> Freddy: No, those are collective collectors items.
1398
01:03:07,011 --> 01:03:07,675
Yeah.
1399
01:03:07,859 --> 01:03:09,123
>> Parker: The china cabinet.
1400
01:03:09,283 --> 01:03:10,023
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1401
01:03:10,923 --> 01:03:11,663
>> Parker: Ever.
1402
01:03:12,483 --> 01:03:12,955
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1403
01:03:13,019 --> 01:03:13,983
>> Parker: So there you go.
1404
01:03:14,523 --> 01:03:17,303
>> Freddy: Original California raisins figurines.
1405
01:03:17,843 --> 01:03:20,771
>> Parker: Well, that's what I was gonna ask you is. And see, and this is where they
1406
01:03:20,787 --> 01:03:23,739
even get you worse. And, dude, I remember I used to love those fucking things,
1407
01:03:23,811 --> 01:03:26,723
by the way. I used to think the California raisins
1408
01:03:26,763 --> 01:03:29,023
were gonna land me in the fucking penthouse.
1409
01:03:31,933 --> 01:03:33,873
I love those fucking things.
1410
01:03:35,133 --> 01:03:37,989
>> Freddy: I heard, I heard a thing about the California raises. Like,
1411
01:03:38,101 --> 01:03:38,753
like,
1412
01:03:41,173 --> 01:03:43,805
why were they so popular? What was the thing behind
1413
01:03:43,869 --> 01:03:46,443
them? And it was, like they were just trying to sell
1414
01:03:46,483 --> 01:03:47,291
ravens.
1415
01:03:47,427 --> 01:03:48,113
>> Parker: Yeah.
1416
01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:51,033
ah.
1417
01:03:53,053 --> 01:03:55,187
>> Freddy: It was a promotional thing. It was just.
1418
01:03:55,285 --> 01:03:56,087
>> Parker: No, like.
1419
01:03:56,135 --> 01:03:58,079
>> Freddy: And it was brilliant, though.
1420
01:03:58,191 --> 01:04:00,047
>> Parker: It was commercial. Yeah. And then it. They.
1421
01:04:00,135 --> 01:04:01,763
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah,
1422
01:04:02,703 --> 01:04:03,439
yeah.
1423
01:04:03,591 --> 01:04:04,647
>> Parker: How would you not?
1424
01:04:04,815 --> 01:04:07,483
>> Parker: Let's turn these four races into the commodores.
1425
01:04:09,983 --> 01:04:10,431
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1426
01:04:10,487 --> 01:04:10,911
>> Parker: Temptation.
1427
01:04:10,967 --> 01:04:11,583
>> Freddy: Yes.
1428
01:04:11,743 --> 01:04:14,443
>> Parker: They're like, America doesn't like black entertainers, but they, like,
1429
01:04:17,263 --> 01:04:18,087
they know that.
1430
01:04:18,175 --> 01:04:20,351
>> Parker: Yeah, the Ray Charles one.
1431
01:04:20,407 --> 01:04:23,351
>> Parker: And don't say the. Don't say the r word. Around the
1432
01:04:23,367 --> 01:04:24,623
California race. Crazy.
1433
01:04:27,203 --> 01:04:29,383
They put a different meaning to the hard r.
1434
01:04:31,563 --> 01:04:34,139
But anyway, so I did love the cowboy grade.
1435
01:04:34,171 --> 01:04:37,171
But here's, here's where they kind of trick you,
1436
01:04:37,187 --> 01:04:39,823
though, even further from other than the plastic thing.
1437
01:04:40,283 --> 01:04:43,275
Now they sell them wrapped in a
1438
01:04:43,299 --> 01:04:45,653
blue, thing. So
1439
01:04:46,713 --> 01:04:49,667
like wrapped in blue plastic or player, you
1440
01:04:49,675 --> 01:04:52,659
know, like, yeah, plastic. So you can't see what it
1441
01:04:52,691 --> 01:04:55,299
is, that which one you're gonna
1442
01:04:55,331 --> 01:04:57,783
get. Oh,
1443
01:04:59,203 --> 01:05:01,023
so you can't be like, oh.
1444
01:05:01,323 --> 01:05:02,795
>> Freddy: I want this one.
1445
01:05:02,859 --> 01:05:04,863
>> Parker: But they don't tell you that.
1446
01:05:05,923 --> 01:05:07,743
>> Freddy: So you get for the same.
1447
01:05:08,603 --> 01:05:11,323
>> Parker: And people are trading them. I've seen people, multiple people
1448
01:05:11,363 --> 01:05:12,411
trading them online.
1449
01:05:12,587 --> 01:05:12,995
>> Freddy: Right?
1450
01:05:13,059 --> 01:05:15,771
>> Parker: Like I have four shrek cups. I'm looking
1451
01:05:15,827 --> 01:05:17,251
for whatever cut and I'm.
1452
01:05:17,267 --> 01:05:19,387
>> Parker: Like, give you four of the same cups.
1453
01:05:19,435 --> 01:05:20,695
>> Parker: Cuz it's. They don't care.
1454
01:05:20,859 --> 01:05:23,543
>> Freddy: It's just like, yeah, you get what you get.
1455
01:05:23,583 --> 01:05:26,239
>> Parker: It's the luck of the draw. You know?
1456
01:05:26,391 --> 01:05:29,351
>> Parker: If they were you reintroducing something, you got to bring it
1457
01:05:29,367 --> 01:05:30,615
back the way it was.
1458
01:05:30,799 --> 01:05:33,783
>> Freddy: Right? Well, the way it was
1459
01:05:33,863 --> 01:05:35,567
was one week they had this.
1460
01:05:35,615 --> 01:05:36,523
>> Parker: Yeah, right.
1461
01:05:39,823 --> 01:05:42,759
>> Parker: But they know people will just go, even Donald's every day now
1462
01:05:42,791 --> 01:05:45,783
and get a different way. So
1463
01:05:45,823 --> 01:05:48,743
you can, the way it works is you have to get it in a combo.
1464
01:05:48,783 --> 01:05:51,685
You have to buy the combo. You can't just buy the cup, which some you could do
1465
01:05:51,709 --> 01:05:53,781
back in the day. You could just buy the cup, right?
1466
01:05:53,877 --> 01:05:54,317
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1467
01:05:54,405 --> 01:05:57,181
>> Parker: So you, during the morning you can get, you either get a sausage and
1468
01:05:57,197 --> 01:06:00,189
egg muffin, hash brown, hot coffee. I was
1469
01:06:00,221 --> 01:06:03,141
like, that's the meal that comes with a cup. During the
1470
01:06:03,157 --> 01:06:06,149
rest of the day it's ten piece nugget or Big Mac, served with fries
1471
01:06:06,181 --> 01:06:08,989
and soft drink. So sure. Regular combo, classic
1472
01:06:09,021 --> 01:06:09,581
combo.
1473
01:06:09,717 --> 01:06:11,357
>> Freddy: So they run nationwide.
1474
01:06:11,525 --> 01:06:13,909
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah, they run from ten to $12 per
1475
01:06:13,941 --> 01:06:16,045
combo. This is happening.
1476
01:06:16,189 --> 01:06:17,579
>> Parker: $10 for a cup.
1477
01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:20,643
>> Parker: This started eight days ago. No, it's $10
1478
01:06:21,183 --> 01:06:24,159
for ten to $12 for the meal, which is not that far off of
1479
01:06:24,191 --> 01:06:25,455
their actual pricing.
1480
01:06:25,599 --> 01:06:26,335
>> Freddy: Right.
1481
01:06:26,519 --> 01:06:27,763
>> Parker: But you. Because.
1482
01:06:30,343 --> 01:06:31,123
Yeah.
1483
01:06:32,823 --> 01:06:35,791
>> Parker: You have to order combo with the cup because you
1484
01:06:35,807 --> 01:06:37,551
can get a regular combo without the cup.
1485
01:06:37,607 --> 01:06:38,527
>> Parker: Correct. Yeah.
1486
01:06:38,575 --> 01:06:40,223
>> Freddy: Is that what your drinks comes in?
1487
01:06:40,343 --> 01:06:41,003
>> Parker: No.
1488
01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:42,127
>> Freddy: Okay.
1489
01:06:42,175 --> 01:06:45,175
>> Parker: So you still get a drink. You just get the blue bag that
1490
01:06:45,199 --> 01:06:45,799
has the cup.
1491
01:06:45,871 --> 01:06:47,449
>> Freddy: Right. Okay.
1492
01:06:47,561 --> 01:06:50,265
>> Parker: You know, but, yeah, I mean, so this started in
1493
01:06:50,289 --> 01:06:53,281
1977 where they started offering glass cups
1494
01:06:53,297 --> 01:06:56,293
with peanut characters with camp snoopy theme.
1495
01:06:57,353 --> 01:07:00,139
1992, it was six, Batman returns
1496
01:07:00,171 --> 01:07:03,131
cups, which were plastic. In 2000, there were
1497
01:07:03,147 --> 01:07:05,303
Disney characters that were glass.
1498
01:07:06,003 --> 01:07:08,823
And in 2008, there was the Beijing Olympics.
1499
01:07:08,803 --> 01:07:09,557
glass cup.
1500
01:07:09,645 --> 01:07:10,273
>> Freddy: Right.
1501
01:07:11,253 --> 01:07:14,045
>> Parker: You know, I mean, I just think it's, like I said, I think it's
1502
01:07:14,189 --> 01:07:16,793
ridiculous that they can generate
1503
01:07:17,293 --> 01:07:20,029
this massive, like, amount of stuff from
1504
01:07:20,141 --> 01:07:21,437
in your older.
1505
01:07:21,565 --> 01:07:23,925
>> Freddy: In your. In your older age. Have you
1506
01:07:23,989 --> 01:07:26,685
become a collector of things?
1507
01:07:26,789 --> 01:07:29,645
>> Parker: No, I've become the opposite of that. Yeah, yeah,
1508
01:07:29,789 --> 01:07:30,181
yeah.
1509
01:07:30,237 --> 01:07:32,645
>> Freddy: You undertook to. But,
1510
01:07:32,709 --> 01:07:33,313
like.
1511
01:07:37,543 --> 01:07:38,852
>> Parker: There'S things that I might know.
1512
01:07:38,802 --> 01:07:40,953
>> Freddy: There's things that I collect, like,
1513
01:07:41,893 --> 01:07:44,509
and it's weird that I collect
1514
01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:47,445
this paper clip. This is what. This is what I
1515
01:07:47,469 --> 01:07:48,153
collect.
1516
01:07:50,293 --> 01:07:52,373
>> Parker: Collected a lot of those lately. Yes.
1517
01:07:52,453 --> 01:07:55,117
>> Freddy: If I find, like, a cool kids toy.
1518
01:07:55,245 --> 01:07:55,913
>> Parker: Sure.
1519
01:07:56,293 --> 01:07:58,685
>> Freddy: That just on the ground.
1520
01:07:58,829 --> 01:07:59,125
>> Parker: Yeah.
1521
01:07:59,149 --> 01:08:01,602
>> Freddy: Like, is, you know, I'm on. I'm in the street.
1522
01:08:01,732 --> 01:08:04,646
>> Parker: Yeah. Hey, kid, let me
1523
01:08:04,654 --> 01:08:05,518
see that toy.
1524
01:08:05,670 --> 01:08:07,390
>> Freddy: I found a bowser.
1525
01:08:07,566 --> 01:08:08,094
>> Parker: Okay.
1526
01:08:08,158 --> 01:08:10,966
>> Freddy: Like, bowser. Little heart
1527
01:08:11,134 --> 01:08:13,562
bowser that.
1528
01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:17,382
I was like, oh, this is so cool. I'm saying, this kid
1529
01:08:17,422 --> 01:08:19,054
just left it out here in the dirt.
1530
01:08:19,198 --> 01:08:19,718
>> Parker: Dirk.
1531
01:08:19,790 --> 01:08:22,502
>> Freddy: It's mine now. And I go home and I clean it up
1532
01:08:22,662 --> 01:08:24,522
and I keep it. Let me see
1533
01:08:25,222 --> 01:08:27,112
things. Like, I got something.
1534
01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:30,323
Yeah. Usually I found this.
1535
01:08:30,703 --> 01:08:33,423
>> Parker: Oh, shit. I found this
1536
01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:35,483
big boy or just a
1537
01:08:37,143 --> 01:08:39,327
bobblehead. Just ahead.
1538
01:08:39,495 --> 01:08:41,863
>> Freddy: Just ahead. You know, I'm saying.
1539
01:08:41,943 --> 01:08:42,343
>> Parker: Yeah.
1540
01:08:42,423 --> 01:08:43,883
>> Freddy: And I was like, this is.
1541
01:08:45,743 --> 01:08:48,335
It's hard. Yeah. I'm saying it's got some weight.
1542
01:08:48,399 --> 01:08:49,695
>> Parker: No, it's. But see, there's nothing wrong.
1543
01:08:49,719 --> 01:08:53,455
That's
1544
01:08:53,479 --> 01:08:54,591
what I would consider it to be.
1545
01:08:54,607 --> 01:08:55,323
>> Freddy: A chop.
1546
01:08:57,433 --> 01:08:58,893
>> Parker: Yeah, I get it.
1547
01:09:01,393 --> 01:09:03,653
I get it, Fred. So I have a tendency
1548
01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:06,865
looking in a very creepy way.
1549
01:09:06,969 --> 01:09:08,161
>> Freddy: What is he looking at?
1550
01:09:08,297 --> 01:09:11,169
>> Parker: What is he looking at? A doll?
1551
01:09:11,201 --> 01:09:14,201
No, you can see the doll through the tv.
1552
01:09:14,297 --> 01:09:15,921
I'm just imagining Fred, you know, he's.
1553
01:09:15,937 --> 01:09:18,853
>> Parker: Got the paint stick and everything. He's like, oh, shit.
1554
01:09:20,393 --> 01:09:21,369
>> Parker: An, Antlerez.
1555
01:09:21,487 --> 01:09:24,485
>> Freddy: This is the deer antler. Look at that I
1556
01:09:24,525 --> 01:09:25,905
found it on the road.
1557
01:09:27,085 --> 01:09:28,557
>> Parker: Not when I hit a deer.
1558
01:09:28,741 --> 01:09:30,661
>> Freddy: I didn't. I didn't kill this deer.
1559
01:09:30,773 --> 01:09:33,677
>> Parker: But, but see, that's part of being on the streets. People used to live
1560
01:09:33,701 --> 01:09:36,701
their whole lives that way, Fred, where they would just walk around and find shit and sell
1561
01:09:36,733 --> 01:09:38,677
it. Yeah.
1562
01:09:38,821 --> 01:09:40,701
>> Freddy: And just keep it.
1563
01:09:40,893 --> 01:09:41,525
>> Parker: Yeah.
1564
01:09:41,645 --> 01:09:42,133
>> Parker: Here we go.
1565
01:09:42,149 --> 01:09:42,677
>> Parker: Look at.
1566
01:09:42,781 --> 01:09:44,385
>> Parker: I found me a little white kid.
1567
01:09:44,435 --> 01:09:45,031
>> Parker: a finger.
1568
01:09:45,143 --> 01:09:46,395
>> Freddy: A human finger.
1569
01:09:47,935 --> 01:09:49,835
No, you ain't eating tonight.
1570
01:09:51,595 --> 01:09:54,507
>> Parker: You guys think this is a left ear with hair or a right ear
1571
01:09:54,531 --> 01:09:57,215
with hair? I can't decide.
1572
01:09:57,755 --> 01:10:00,555
Well, no, I mean, I get it. There's certain things. Like I said, I'll pick up, like,
1573
01:10:00,635 --> 01:10:03,563
little toys. Yeah. Like little trinkets.
1574
01:10:03,619 --> 01:10:06,563
Or I'll get a blind bag every now and again,
1575
01:10:06,699 --> 01:10:08,763
you know, to see. I got.
1576
01:10:08,859 --> 01:10:10,095
>> Parker: I got this.
1577
01:10:10,435 --> 01:10:11,819
>> Freddy: Yeah. What is that?
1578
01:10:11,947 --> 01:10:14,691
>> Parker: It's a penis trap. See? And you had a penis
1579
01:10:14,723 --> 01:10:16,587
involved. I knew.
1580
01:10:16,611 --> 01:10:20,963
It's
1581
01:10:21,019 --> 01:10:22,055
wiener related.
1582
01:10:25,415 --> 01:10:28,287
For the listeners at home, Alan just had a man in a barrel
1583
01:10:28,471 --> 01:10:31,271
that when you lifted the barrel in the.
1584
01:10:31,303 --> 01:10:33,515
>> Parker: Seventies, everybody had one of them at their house.
1585
01:10:34,095 --> 01:10:35,635
>> Parker: It was a different time.
1586
01:10:38,335 --> 01:10:41,191
>> Freddy: Everybody be like, what
1587
01:10:41,223 --> 01:10:41,995
is that?
1588
01:10:43,695 --> 01:10:45,795
>> Parker: I gotcha. You're gay now.
1589
01:10:48,175 --> 01:10:50,155
By touching this, you are now gay.
1590
01:10:51,085 --> 01:10:54,045
Congratulations. So,
1591
01:10:54,165 --> 01:10:57,101
no, I think those are great. Like, yellow, like, tchotchkes. Like I said, little
1592
01:10:57,133 --> 01:11:00,045
things here, there. Or the kids will sometimes give me, like, a little
1593
01:11:00,085 --> 01:11:03,053
toy. Like, a little, like, Penny had, like, an eraser that was
1594
01:11:03,069 --> 01:11:05,973
a lion. And she's like, here, dad. Like, that's on
1595
01:11:05,989 --> 01:11:08,957
my desk at work. And, like, Nate will give me a little toy.
1596
01:11:09,141 --> 01:11:12,077
You know, little stuff like that. I'll keep that. But,
1597
01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:14,949
like, I don't think, like, I don't know. I'm not, I'm not. I think because.
1598
01:11:14,997 --> 01:11:17,977
And you're probably in the same boat for. Because of our
1599
01:11:18,161 --> 01:11:20,521
situation with having so fucking many
1600
01:11:20,553 --> 01:11:23,329
kids and spouses. There ain't no, like,
1601
01:11:23,377 --> 01:11:26,281
baseball card collecting or action figure
1602
01:11:26,313 --> 01:11:28,761
collecting like I used to do. That's out the window.
1603
01:11:28,873 --> 01:11:31,765
>> Freddy: I do. I do collect comic books. Like,
1604
01:11:32,345 --> 01:11:35,095
like, my thing was, I'll, have an extra
1605
01:11:35,135 --> 01:11:37,943
20, $30 go to. I'll go to second and
1606
01:11:37,959 --> 01:11:38,943
Charles. The bookstore?
1607
01:11:39,039 --> 01:11:39,871
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah.
1608
01:11:40,023 --> 01:11:42,847
>> Freddy: And they have a huge selection of comic books.
1609
01:11:43,031 --> 01:11:45,935
And I'll just go through, like, the
1610
01:11:46,015 --> 01:11:49,007
used comic books and what you like,
1611
01:11:49,151 --> 01:11:51,871
$2? Yeah, the combos,
1612
01:11:51,903 --> 01:11:53,655
$2. Oh, look at this.
1613
01:11:53,775 --> 01:11:54,555
>> Parker: All day.
1614
01:11:54,975 --> 01:11:57,079
>> Freddy: Fucking Wolverine or something.
1615
01:11:57,167 --> 01:11:59,799
>> Parker: Yeah, I'm cool. Yeah. Cool cover art. Yeah.
1616
01:11:59,927 --> 01:12:01,515
>> Freddy: Still don't fucking read them.
1617
01:12:02,015 --> 01:12:03,755
>> Parker: Why would you read them?
1618
01:12:05,215 --> 01:12:07,635
>> Freddy: Read any one of those combos. I got two.
1619
01:12:07,945 --> 01:12:10,265
What do you the paper boxes.
1620
01:12:10,305 --> 01:12:11,505
>> Parker: Boxes, yeah. Catalog.
1621
01:12:11,545 --> 01:12:13,481
>> Freddy: Yeah. I got two fucking boxes.
1622
01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:14,405
>> Parker: Yeah.
1623
01:12:15,155 --> 01:12:16,849
>> Freddy: Ah. And I read.
1624
01:12:17,017 --> 01:12:19,881
>> Parker: Just hold on to it until the kids are. Till
1625
01:12:19,913 --> 01:12:22,265
all your kids are 120 years old and they might be worried.
1626
01:12:22,385 --> 01:12:25,097
>> Freddy: And I thought. I thought that would be cool, too. Like,
1627
01:12:25,201 --> 01:12:28,147
maybe if, you know, my son started
1628
01:12:28,211 --> 01:12:30,735
learning how to read. Like, hey,
1629
01:12:31,035 --> 01:12:33,339
you want. I got this comic book.
1630
01:12:33,387 --> 01:12:33,979
>> Parker: Right, right.
1631
01:12:34,067 --> 01:12:36,907
>> Freddy: You want to read these? Maybe. Maybe he'll get in the comic book.
1632
01:12:36,931 --> 01:12:38,455
>> Parker: I'd like to tear them in half.
1633
01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:43,933
>> Freddy: Ah. I. Like, I love the Marvel movies.
1634
01:12:44,069 --> 01:12:44,485
>> Parker: Right?
1635
01:12:44,565 --> 01:12:46,357
>> Freddy: Yeah. I'm saying. But I'm not.
1636
01:12:46,461 --> 01:12:47,825
>> Parker: He's gonna use that shit.
1637
01:12:57,925 --> 01:12:59,173
>> Parker: Dad. It was pretty much.
1638
01:12:59,269 --> 01:13:02,165
>> Parker: He was like, yeah, I felt like Superman when I smoked that shit.
1639
01:13:02,325 --> 01:13:05,077
>> Parker: He's like, I thought I could fly, bro. I mean, dad,
1640
01:13:05,141 --> 01:13:08,057
bro. So this is
1641
01:13:08,081 --> 01:13:11,065
Parker's food chips. Yeah. Skippy. Skippity, Ohio.
1642
01:13:11,105 --> 01:13:13,993
Riz. Toilets. Give it a wait. Am I the
1643
01:13:14,009 --> 01:13:15,321
high one or are you the high one?
1644
01:13:15,353 --> 01:13:16,535
>> Freddy: Yeah, you the high one.
1645
01:13:16,535 --> 01:13:17,615
>> Parker: which one of us is
1646
01:13:19,875 --> 01:13:21,459
watching skippity?
1647
01:13:21,587 --> 01:13:22,335
>> Parker: Yeah.
1648
01:13:24,795 --> 01:13:27,611
>> Parker: So. So. Well, I have one more.
1649
01:13:27,643 --> 01:13:30,515
Parker's food chits. I know. We gotta go.
1650
01:13:30,555 --> 01:13:33,523
No, I know. He's got it. No, I know. I love it. I love going,
1651
01:13:33,579 --> 01:13:36,317
all right. We do best. It's arguably what we do
1652
01:13:36,341 --> 01:13:39,293
best. But my other food shits, we
1653
01:13:39,309 --> 01:13:41,637
talked last week or the week before, I think
1654
01:13:41,781 --> 01:13:44,195
about, the opening of whataburgers here
1655
01:13:44,235 --> 01:13:45,699
in our area.
1656
01:13:45,787 --> 01:13:46,571
>> Parker: That's right.
1657
01:13:46,723 --> 01:13:49,427
>> Parker: So I got. I went. I. Saturday
1658
01:13:49,531 --> 01:13:52,517
after Jack, my oldest son had his first, like, a jamboree for
1659
01:13:52,541 --> 01:13:55,437
football, right by a whataburger. And the
1660
01:13:55,461 --> 01:13:58,061
line was relatively short, it appeared.
1661
01:13:58,253 --> 01:14:01,197
And so I was like, oh, it's not out on the road. It's like, actually
1662
01:14:01,261 --> 01:14:04,133
in the drive through lane. Like, there's probably ten cars in front of
1663
01:14:04,149 --> 01:14:06,661
us. Oh, I can swing that. I can swing ten
1664
01:14:06,693 --> 01:14:09,613
cars. And an opening like, it ain't 50, it ain't
1665
01:14:09,629 --> 01:14:12,205
out. No, like I said, right? That's not that
1666
01:14:12,245 --> 01:14:15,197
bad. So that's like. That's like chick play all the
1667
01:14:15,221 --> 01:14:15,837
time.
1668
01:14:16,021 --> 01:14:16,821
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
1669
01:14:16,853 --> 01:14:17,365
>> Parker: You know what I mean?
1670
01:14:17,405 --> 01:14:20,105
>> Freddy: So I was like, okay, then
1671
01:14:21,525 --> 01:14:22,597
they do not.
1672
01:14:22,781 --> 01:14:25,773
>> Parker: So we were there for quite a while, but, I mean, they're training and, you know,
1673
01:14:25,789 --> 01:14:26,525
I understand that, too.
1674
01:14:26,565 --> 01:14:26,813
>> Freddy: Right?
1675
01:14:26,869 --> 01:14:28,541
>> Parker: Open up. So they're having to kind of train people.
1676
01:14:28,573 --> 01:14:31,341
>> Parker: Is it like a KFC thing? Did you had to wait that
1677
01:14:31,373 --> 01:14:31,877
long?
1678
01:14:32,021 --> 01:14:34,549
>> Parker: No, it wasn't quite that long, thankfully. It was a while,
1679
01:14:34,597 --> 01:14:37,573
though. But it had a happy ending, sort of. So we
1680
01:14:37,589 --> 01:14:40,303
get, up and I'm like, all right, kids, what do you want. And they're like, we want chicken or
1681
01:14:40,319 --> 01:14:43,087
whatever. And Jack's like, on chicken sandwich. I'm like, we're at a burger place called
1682
01:14:43,111 --> 01:14:46,039
whataburger. Why would you get a chicken sandwich? And he's like, well, I want a
1683
01:14:46,047 --> 01:14:48,103
chicken sandwich. And I'm like,
1684
01:14:48,279 --> 01:14:51,223
okay. Like, I can't even argue. We're at a
1685
01:14:51,239 --> 01:14:53,551
fucking place called Whataburger, and you get a chicken
1686
01:14:53,583 --> 01:14:55,959
sandwich. Like, whatever, though,
1687
01:14:56,007 --> 01:14:58,751
bro. So I get a burger,
1688
01:14:58,863 --> 01:15:01,805
he gets a chicken sandwich. The kids get one. kid gets a burger, one.
1689
01:15:01,821 --> 01:15:04,469
Kids get chicken nuggets. All right, there we go.
1690
01:15:04,653 --> 01:15:05,957
So I'm like, all right.
1691
01:15:05,997 --> 01:15:08,733
And then this is where they got me. M. And they're like, would you like to
1692
01:15:08,765 --> 01:15:11,517
try one of our fried apple
1693
01:15:11,557 --> 01:15:14,093
pies? And I was like, you
1694
01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:16,377
are goddamn right,
1695
01:15:18,997 --> 01:15:21,965
a fried apple pie. And so, so I go to
1696
01:15:21,981 --> 01:15:24,535
pay, and again, this is the second time
1697
01:15:24,711 --> 01:15:27,107
this evening happened twice in one day.
1698
01:15:27,967 --> 01:15:29,391
The the tab, fuck.
1699
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:30,639
>> Freddy: Apple pay wouldn't work.
1700
01:15:30,703 --> 01:15:33,575
>> Parker: It wouldn't work for them. It worked fine for me because I'd
1701
01:15:33,591 --> 01:15:36,567
used earlier that day and later, and it worked fine, but
1702
01:15:36,647 --> 01:15:39,559
it wouldn't work for them at the drive through. So they're like, go ahead and
1703
01:15:39,583 --> 01:15:42,263
go up to the window, and there will
1704
01:15:42,295 --> 01:15:45,119
be. We'll have a better machine up there. And I'm like, I don't
1705
01:15:45,143 --> 01:15:47,587
care. Like, whatever. Because they're like,
1706
01:15:49,487 --> 01:15:50,747
maybe this is why.
1707
01:15:51,167 --> 01:15:51,851
>> Parker: Coupon?
1708
01:15:51,959 --> 01:15:54,939
>> Parker: No. And I am I an asshole for this, too? They were like, do you have
1709
01:15:54,963 --> 01:15:57,787
another form of payment? And I'm like, you know what? No, I don't.
1710
01:15:57,947 --> 01:16:00,483
And I did, right?
1711
01:16:00,675 --> 01:16:03,567
I was like, no, if you can't get this to work,
1712
01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:06,955
I'm not going to deal with this. And had I gone up, you know, so I
1713
01:16:06,971 --> 01:16:09,515
go up to the next one again. We wait for a few minutes, you
1714
01:16:09,531 --> 01:16:12,525
know, and same thing. Boom. not working. Not working. And
1715
01:16:12,533 --> 01:16:15,277
the guy's like, this is the managers up there, the owner or whatever,
1716
01:16:15,429 --> 01:16:18,283
and he's like, you have another form payment? I said, no. it didn't work back
1717
01:16:18,307 --> 01:16:21,209
there either. You know, it's worked all day, you know, I don't know what to
1718
01:16:21,225 --> 01:16:24,177
tell you. I'm happy to figure it out. And I
1719
01:16:24,209 --> 01:16:26,901
was like, thinking, like, I'll reach my wallet. He's like, you know what?
1720
01:16:27,361 --> 01:16:30,261
Whataburger's got you on this one, sir. Yeah,
1721
01:16:31,161 --> 01:16:33,581
now you're talking, baby. It wasn't that expensive.
1722
01:16:34,761 --> 01:16:37,181
But still, man, nobody know.
1723
01:16:37,881 --> 01:16:40,825
I'm going to be honest with you. So here's my. My buy. Unbiased review.
1724
01:16:40,873 --> 01:16:43,767
They gave it to me for free so I can do an unbiased review. it was pretty.
1725
01:16:43,799 --> 01:16:45,943
I'm good. Like, I'm not going to lie. It was a
1726
01:16:46,087 --> 01:16:49,087
solid seven and a half out of ten for the burger. Is a big
1727
01:16:49,119 --> 01:16:50,055
burger okay.
1728
01:16:50,183 --> 01:16:50,607
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1729
01:16:50,679 --> 01:16:53,615
>> Parker: Like, I got, like, the double whataburger, and it was about that damn big. It
1730
01:16:53,623 --> 01:16:56,223
was big and like that. Yeah,
1731
01:16:56,367 --> 01:16:58,651
well, because that was my. I didn't get fries or anything.
1732
01:16:59,471 --> 01:17:02,359
I got the double water burger, and
1733
01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:03,251
I was like,
1734
01:17:05,431 --> 01:17:08,241
I like to lick out the man. but,
1735
01:17:08,321 --> 01:17:11,181
you know, it really wasn't bad. Now, like I said, the burger,
1736
01:17:11,631 --> 01:17:13,439
I would say Wendy's quality burger.
1737
01:17:13,535 --> 01:17:14,491
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
1738
01:17:14,911 --> 01:17:17,703
>> Parker: Quick quality burger. But, yeah, this is where.
1739
01:17:17,767 --> 01:17:20,559
This is what differentiates him from there. That
1740
01:17:20,655 --> 01:17:23,159
fucking apple pie was
1741
01:17:23,255 --> 01:17:24,011
elite.
1742
01:17:24,471 --> 01:17:25,119
>> Freddy: Really.
1743
01:17:25,255 --> 01:17:27,583
>> Parker: It was. Ah.
1744
01:17:27,701 --> 01:17:30,293
>> Parker: It was like. It was like, all here. Ever seen? Like,
1745
01:17:30,357 --> 01:17:33,269
the. Like, was it train spotting or
1746
01:17:33,285 --> 01:17:33,733
whatever?
1747
01:17:33,837 --> 01:17:34,561
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1748
01:17:34,981 --> 01:17:37,397
>> Parker: Injects heroin into his veins and his pupils.
1749
01:17:37,429 --> 01:17:40,229
Like. And,
1750
01:17:40,245 --> 01:17:42,537
like, all of his fucking neurons connect
1751
01:17:42,669 --> 01:17:44,661
just. Yeah,
1752
01:17:45,441 --> 01:17:48,041
like, that's what happened when I took a bite of that apple
1753
01:17:48,081 --> 01:17:48,661
pie.
1754
01:17:50,001 --> 01:17:52,609
>> Freddy: Oh, dad, can I have a bite?
1755
01:17:52,665 --> 01:17:53,169
Go.
1756
01:17:53,305 --> 01:17:56,121
>> Parker: No. I was like, no, everybody gets to try it because. Well, no,
1757
01:17:56,201 --> 01:17:59,089
and that was because, again, you're trying to watch my weight. But I was like, I can have a
1758
01:17:59,105 --> 01:18:02,025
bite of it. So. And so I was like, no, every.
1759
01:18:02,073 --> 01:18:04,905
And seriously, I was like, this is amazing. Everybody can.
1760
01:18:04,953 --> 01:18:07,697
We'll split it the rest of the way. Because this is what apple
1761
01:18:07,729 --> 01:18:10,633
pies used to be like at McDonald's parties and
1762
01:18:10,697 --> 01:18:13,665
everywhere else. And the kids. And again, the
1763
01:18:13,673 --> 01:18:16,641
kids don't like apple pie from any of those places. So
1764
01:18:17,021 --> 01:18:19,693
they tried it, and they were like, all of them. Everyone was like,
1765
01:18:19,717 --> 01:18:22,069
oh, this is amazing. And I'm like,
1766
01:18:22,125 --> 01:18:25,029
yeah. So I was like, I don't care if I never. May
1767
01:18:25,085 --> 01:18:28,081
never go back for a burger. Going back for apple pies.
1768
01:18:29,101 --> 01:18:31,401
Dude, they were so freaking good.
1769
01:18:31,741 --> 01:18:34,437
Like, top tier, I'm telling you. Top tier, fast food,
1770
01:18:34,469 --> 01:18:35,161
dessert,
1771
01:18:39,021 --> 01:18:41,861
bread. Unlike what Walmart. they are open
1772
01:18:41,901 --> 01:18:42,701
24 hours.
1773
01:18:42,821 --> 01:18:43,561
>> Parker: Yeah.
1774
01:18:45,461 --> 01:18:47,741
>> Freddy: It'S got to be a drunk night. But see, it's in
1775
01:18:47,781 --> 01:18:48,641
molded.
1776
01:18:55,741 --> 01:18:57,161
I can't go through the.
1777
01:18:58,061 --> 01:19:00,549
>> Parker: There's one on Woodruff Road, so if you're
1778
01:19:00,565 --> 01:19:01,121
on.
1779
01:19:04,701 --> 01:19:07,587
And it's definitely more hours, right. well
1780
01:19:07,619 --> 01:19:08,337
worth it.
1781
01:19:08,499 --> 01:19:09,973
>> Freddy: Do they have, like, a breakfast?
1782
01:19:10,077 --> 01:19:12,401
>> Parker: Yes, they do. And they serve breakfast to kiddos.
1783
01:19:12,821 --> 01:19:15,821
And I'm not even kidding. I'm not saying that. You can't say
1784
01:19:15,861 --> 01:19:18,637
it. That is a real. That is a
1785
01:19:18,669 --> 01:19:20,717
real item. So you can't go for breakfast.
1786
01:19:20,869 --> 01:19:22,681
>> Parker: Okay. You'll be like, I want breakfast.
1787
01:19:30,821 --> 01:19:32,081
>> Parker: Number eight. I mean,
1788
01:19:33,941 --> 01:19:36,761
if you can't say number two and a half,
1789
01:19:37,591 --> 01:19:40,279
it's the third one down on the left hand side of the menu, you
1790
01:19:40,295 --> 01:19:40,851
know?
1791
01:19:42,991 --> 01:19:45,891
So again, whataburger, as far as I'm concerned,
1792
01:19:46,311 --> 01:19:49,183
solid seven and a half out of ten for
1793
01:19:49,207 --> 01:19:52,183
a first appearance. Now, I will say I didn't get fries. All
1794
01:19:52,207 --> 01:19:55,023
of the kids said their fries sucked, but I think that they were old.
1795
01:19:55,087 --> 01:19:58,017
I think they were just like, Because at that day, you have to be
1796
01:19:58,049 --> 01:20:00,841
mass producing fries. When there's that much
1797
01:20:00,881 --> 01:20:02,721
business, you got to just keep rolling with fries.
1798
01:20:02,761 --> 01:20:03,561
>> Freddy: But how are they?
1799
01:20:03,601 --> 01:20:03,777
>> Parker: Not?
1800
01:20:03,809 --> 01:20:04,381
>> Freddy: How.
1801
01:20:04,811 --> 01:20:07,071
>> Parker: I don't know. Maybe they were the ones at the bottom.
1802
01:20:07,931 --> 01:20:08,195
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1803
01:20:08,203 --> 01:20:10,979
>> Parker: I gotta say, when I ate them, when I went to the fries
1804
01:20:11,035 --> 01:20:11,631
were.
1805
01:20:12,291 --> 01:20:13,787
>> Parker: Yeah. Burger was great, though.
1806
01:20:13,899 --> 01:20:14,963
>> Parker: Yeah, the burger was like I said.
1807
01:20:14,987 --> 01:20:17,323
>> Parker: That'S where they came from. They were like, we fry these in our skippity toilet,
1808
01:20:17,347 --> 01:20:20,035
Ohio. I'm like, I thought you were from
1809
01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:20,791
Texas.
1810
01:20:22,971 --> 01:20:25,363
Like, they are, but all of our toilets are manufactured in
1811
01:20:25,387 --> 01:20:26,111
Ohio.
1812
01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:31,499
Rizzler. Oh, speaking of
1813
01:20:31,555 --> 01:20:34,517
Rizzler, Fred, the only other thing I'll tell you is, And you maybe heard that is
1814
01:20:34,549 --> 01:20:35,401
Gyattaine.
1815
01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:37,355
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
1816
01:20:37,363 --> 01:20:39,311
>> Parker: Have you heard that one before? Have you heard that slang?
1817
01:20:39,861 --> 01:20:40,561
>> Freddy: Yeet.
1818
01:20:40,941 --> 01:20:43,921
>> Parker: Well, you know, Yeet is you just to throw something forceful,
1819
01:20:44,381 --> 01:20:46,997
right? Well, got or got, if you hear
1820
01:20:47,029 --> 01:20:49,933
it, is a. Is a lady's rear
1821
01:20:49,957 --> 01:20:52,837
end. Yeah, because it makes
1822
01:20:52,869 --> 01:20:55,661
you say. Exactly. Because that booty
1823
01:20:55,741 --> 01:20:58,413
makes me say yacht is how they
1824
01:20:58,437 --> 01:21:00,967
do. I'm
1825
01:21:01,039 --> 01:21:02,571
quite the Rizzler.
1826
01:21:03,991 --> 01:21:06,767
I'll skip it to your toilet when I'm
1827
01:21:06,799 --> 01:21:07,971
fitting to pull up.
1828
01:21:17,911 --> 01:21:19,811
She's gonna get Yataria.
1829
01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:25,423
There you go. So, yeah, so there you go. There's
1830
01:21:25,447 --> 01:21:27,951
food, chits. There's everything. We gave you everything we got.
1831
01:21:27,991 --> 01:21:30,971
Kids. Sorry. To our children,
1832
01:21:32,711 --> 01:21:34,771
if Jack ever raps, I will play
1833
01:21:36,031 --> 01:21:37,969
that. that I can guarantee you. yeah, we did.
1834
01:21:38,001 --> 01:21:38,625
>> Freddy: We did.
1835
01:21:38,769 --> 01:21:39,969
>> Parker: We did go along.
1836
01:21:40,161 --> 01:21:42,413
>> Parker: It's okay. It's not like they're paying us.
1837
01:21:42,793 --> 01:21:45,585
So. All right, guys, well, let's get out of here.
1838
01:21:45,689 --> 01:21:48,649
We'll take a nap so we can get ready for next week's show.
1839
01:21:48,761 --> 01:21:49,361
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1840
01:21:49,497 --> 01:21:52,405
>> Parker: Rizal on and fit to pull up on Monday night and
1841
01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:55,193
listen to this show. Good night, everybody.
1842
01:21:58,093 --> 01:22:00,965
We are laughing, and we are
1843
01:22:00,989 --> 01:22:03,621
very good friends. Good buddies
1844
01:22:03,677 --> 01:22:05,433
sharing a special moment.
1845
01:22:21,223 --> 01:22:23,455
>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man.
1846
01:22:23,519 --> 01:22:26,415
>> Parker: It's game over. Just hang Lou's
1847
01:22:26,439 --> 01:22:28,909
blood. she gonna catch up on the rebound out of medicine.
1848
01:22:34,089 --> 01:22:35,509
>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
1849
01:22:39,489 --> 01:22:41,521
>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks.
1850
01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:43,963
>> Freddy: I still have Easter, baby.
1851
01:22:44,091 --> 01:22:45,479
>> Parker: Goddamn hip.
1852
01:22:47,699 --> 01:22:50,419
Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway. As you
1853
01:22:50,459 --> 01:22:53,035
know, I'm a man of special needs.
1854
01:22:53,147 --> 01:22:56,103
Surely, you can't be serious. I am serious. And, don't
1855
01:22:56,127 --> 01:22:56,671
call me Shirley.