In this episode of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew launches straight into a spirited — and predictably chaotic — debate about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. From arguing over which artists deserve a spot to joking about their own BLC Hall of Fame nomination process, Parker, Fred, and Allan turn music history into comedic fuel. Their riffing includes everything from Prince shoutouts to the logic-defying idea that the Hall might benefit from their personal brand of democracy — or lack thereof. Once they’ve finished disrupting the music industry, the trio pivots into tech news, where they try (and fail) to make sense of modern AI, glitches, and digital chaos. With lines about unexpected problems “probably being AI’s fault,” they unravel the mysteries of the tech world using the only method they trust: complete skepticism and even more complete confusion. The episode eventually spirals into a discussion about health foods, which they approach with the same scientific rigor they apply to everything else — none. They question wellness trends, laugh about suspiciously marketed “healthy” snacks, and explore whether anyone actually knows what they’re eating. The deeper they go, the more it becomes clear: health food might be the biggest scam of all, right behind canned yams and Hall of Fame voting. Anchoring it all is the absurd and perfectly fitting title, “Jazz Flute and the Turkey Time Machine.” Like always, the conversation zigzags through culture, nonsense, and accidental insight, delivering the signature BLC blend of sharp wit, random tangents, and proudly unfiltered humor. Whether you came for the music commentary, tech confusion, or health food skepticism, this episode serves up a full plate of Collective-style comedy — unpredictable, unpolished, and undeniably fun
In this episode of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew launches straight into a spirited — and predictably chaotic — debate about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. From arguing over which artists deserve a spot to joking about their own BLC Hall of Fame nomination process, Parker, Fred, and Allan turn music history into comedic fuel. Their riffing includes everything from Prince shoutouts to the logic-defying idea that the Hall might benefit from their personal brand of democracy — or lack thereof.
Once they’ve finished disrupting the music industry, the trio pivots into tech news, where they try (and fail) to make sense of modern AI, glitches, and digital chaos. With lines about unexpected problems “probably being AI’s fault,” they unravel the mysteries of the tech world using the only method they trust: complete skepticism and even more complete confusion.
The episode eventually spirals into a discussion about health foods, which they approach with the same scientific rigor they apply to everything else — none. They question wellness trends, laugh about suspiciously marketed “healthy” snacks, and explore whether anyone actually knows what they’re eating. The deeper they go, the more it becomes clear: health food might be the biggest scam of all, right behind canned yams and Hall of Fame voting.
Anchoring it all is the absurd and perfectly fitting title, “Jazz Flute and the Turkey Time Machine.” Like always, the conversation zigzags through culture, nonsense, and accidental insight, delivering the signature BLC blend of sharp wit, random tangents, and proudly unfiltered humor.
Whether you came for the music commentary, tech confusion, or health food skepticism, this episode serves up a full plate of Collective-style comedy — unpredictable, unpolished, and undeniably fun
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swap the mail to the store in the morning.
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I'm gonna get fucked!
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With your most harder.
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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And now let's start the show.
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Well, good, well, good, what at all?
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The 230th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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It's so bright, it is a purge, it's exactly what it was.
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I couldn't find the button.
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We were proud to work against each other.
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We're trying to, listen guys, we're even starting the show.
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We're trying to get more people on the YouTube.
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We're doing more visual gag, just one, two.
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It's just really to entertain each other.
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It's not about the YouTube, but I said the YouTube was up 87 years old.
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Anyway, the YouTube, the YouTube.
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We've proudly broadcasted live from the polatial and handicapped friendly studios.
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We're all scattered all across the obstructive South Carolina.
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You can catch us every week with new episodes on Monday and of course on all the shit,
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like the YouTube and the Facebook and Instagram and the other stuff.
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And the internet and the America's favorite podcast.com.
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Oh, Patreon too.
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Give us money on Patreon.
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It will be better gags.
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There you go.
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Because we'll spend for you have to admit, any money we would get,
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we would immediately put back into the show.
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Yeah, I would spend it on crap.
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And then we'll put it right back in the show.
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By buying something that costs a lot more everyone.
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That's what that weekday proves.
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That's right.
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It pays for itself.
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Thank goodness.
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Welcome to the show everybody.
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Welcome to your self-fed.
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They're here and I didn't introduce you yet.
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I'm here.
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I introduced Alano TV, but here you are.
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That's how to do it.
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That's how to do it.
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Well, welcome to show guys.
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It's been a big week.
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It's always a big week.
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Big week.
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The holidays are fast approaching, Fred.
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They're coming.
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They're going down on this, man.
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But you know what, Fred?
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The best thing about the upcoming holidays,
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the thing that you can't deny is greatness.
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When it's over every year.
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Talk about they, they start, they do the rock roll,
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all the fame into ducking, ducking, ducking.
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That's what really kicks off the holidays is for me.
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Rock the hand, bro.
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They just did that a couple weeks ago, man.
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And, you know, I didn't watch last year.
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It's probably a year before that, but I used to watch it like every year,
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Like you're like, this is an event I have to watch.
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So, yeah, but that's what it was.
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I forgot that it was even on.
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while world got nominated outcast.
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They put it.
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They put the boys.
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You know, I was going to say Steve Miller, right?
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They were.
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They were band of the entire corner.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's with respect to that day?
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But at least he who was inducted.
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I mean, it was crazy because people did.
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Yeah, this was a good lineup of like inductees.
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There was bad company.
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Cindy Lopper.
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That was in the put the performer category.
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And sound garden and also the white stripes.
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Well, all great bands, all great bands.
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All great bands.
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Yeah, all great bands.
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Von.
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Remember Warren Z.
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Well, it was a long day.
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I needed it.
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Then I started.
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But the cool thing about it is like, because you know, they don't have somebody come up there and uh.
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Like, uh, it took me out.
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Sound garden.
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Jim Carrier inducted them.
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That's what.
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He told the big story.
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How like his first time on SNL.
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He, uh, pretty much was like, no, sound gardens.
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It's going to be the band, you know, really?
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And like him and Chris Cornell was.
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They had, I guess kind of, you know, I guess Hollywood friends, whatever.
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What is that?
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What is that?
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What is that?
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He's bringing props for the YouTube.
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I think that was.
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I'm trying to get the YouTube on board, man.
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That's the, that's the, this, the R.P.s.
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Hang on.
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Help you.
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Thank you so much.
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Anything for my friends.
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Anything for the two-time award winning podcast.
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I'm just wondering him.
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Congratulations.
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So all the bands are great.
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So let me ask you a question.
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What is, I see you said that like, some pepper and orange even I didn't for what?
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Like they said, like their musical influence.
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Is that a different category?
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It's, you're still inducted, but it's just like under a different category.
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I'm saying.
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So I'm pretty sure.
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Like they all got the same like trophy stats.
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I guess it's just, I guess.
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I just, you know, get in.
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So what do they get?
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Did they make a bust of them?
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I don't, I'm not sure if there's, but I want to go to the Riker Roll Hall of Fame.
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I think they just put like a picture of them.
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It's not a huge place.
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I remember when I was in Cleveland, we were like, we're going to go to the Riker Roll Hall of
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Fame and then we were like, but why?
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And then the rocker roll is pretty big.
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It's the football that's tiny.
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Now the football was pretty big from what I understand.
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I drove by it.
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I drove by it like on the highway.
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It opens up.
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It's going to roll out.
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I was driving out of highway going to Cleveland and I saw the side of them, well, walking
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the can and I was like, Oh, shit.
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I was like, this is a football hall of fame and I looked to my left and there it was and
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It was like shit.
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It's going there.
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There it is, kids.
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There you go.
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Well, next time I'll go to both.
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I want to go.
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I'll do one.
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I was pretty cool though.
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They had a Brandy Carlisle singing and yeah, I saw singing like, like sound like, oh,
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Yeah, she sang some black hole.
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And I was like, that's, I was like, Brandy Carlisle, I know she could sing, but like, you
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But like, I see her can sing.
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She fucking killed that she.
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I was like, oh, I didn't know that was.
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I was like, who's that way?
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And I was like, oh, did I hurt later?
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I was like, oh, did I hurt later?
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I was like, oh, okay.
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She's like, that was the killer singer.
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Back over time.
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But like, was it like, what's his nuts?
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I'm bringing his froze on me.
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Chris Cornell's kid, like, also on stage singing.
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That's cool.
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That's cool.
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What's he saying?
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What's he saying?
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No, okay.
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I can't remember what she's saying, but.
252
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Yeah.
253
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Yeah.
254
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She's okay.
255
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Okay.
256
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:26,200
So, and then did any of these people actually do it themselves?
257
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Like, yeah, a couple of them did.
258
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What's his face?
259
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Tell me check it.
260
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Tell me check it was what he wasn't there, but like, no, he was there.
261
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He was there.
262
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Oh, my God.
263
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He was there.
264
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His own show.
265
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Like, he was on the board.
266
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Is he still alive?
267
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Yeah.
268
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He's still alive.
269
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Yeah, man.
270
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He was playing some plays.
271
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He was playing some plays.
272
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Yeah.
273
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He was playing some plays.
274
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Oh, my God.
275
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He's the thing out of old white people out there.
276
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Yeah.
277
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He's from South Carolina.
278
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Is he really?
279
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I mean, wow.
280
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We should try to get him on the show.
281
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He's only 84.
282
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,200
Yeah.
283
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,200
He looks like he's 115.
284
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Hmm.
285
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,200
Let's hit the audience.
286
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,200
Let's see what he looks like.
287
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Hold on.
288
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He was like, come on, baby.
289
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Let's do it.
290
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,200
Yeah.
291
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,200
Let's do it.
292
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Yeah.
293
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Yeah.
294
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Yeah.
295
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,640
Oh my boy! Let's do that!
296
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(laughs)
297
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(laughs)
298
00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:20,680
Come on, baby!
299
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(roads yelling)
300
00:10:23,060 --> 00:10:24,580
- Yeah, he does look useful.
301
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,520
- It's over the arrow, but that is powerful.
302
00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,400
- He looks like he's dead and you know when you go to...
303
00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,540
(screams)
304
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:33,440
(laughs)
305
00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,520
- He's these like he's in bones.
306
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His photocurrency, Scott Woodelson, get the images.
307
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,000
- Scott Woodelson.
308
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,480
- He did jet black hair.
309
00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,320
- Oh yeah.
310
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:48,480
- The way that nose hair is dead eyes.
311
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,320
- Yeah.
312
00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,840
- It looks like a carpet.
313
00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:51,680
- All right.
314
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,480
- See, that does beautiful.
315
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,720
- Just think that that head off.
316
00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,200
And that Apple head.
317
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,480
(laughs)
318
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Take that little Apple head off.
319
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(laughs)
320
00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:06,480
- It really does though.
321
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,120
It looks like he's wearing a shirt to wig.
322
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:08,960
It's gotta be a wig, right?
323
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,840
- Yeah, I don't know, man.
324
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,520
- It's a good one.
325
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,040
- Well, dude, he's job being checker.
326
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He can afford a nice wig.
327
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,120
(laughs)
328
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,240
- Being in a mistake.
329
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- Cindy Lopper did perform.
330
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,640
- Okay.
331
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:26,920
- Which baby bad too, 'cause big boy performed,
332
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,920
but Andre did not.
333
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,360
- I don't think Andre does anymore.
334
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,120
- He don't do that no more.
335
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,240
- Like, - I have to look through
336
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,240
- album.
337
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,760
(laughs)
338
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,040
- He was fucking done, dude.
339
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,640
(laughs)
340
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,680
I tried to like that.
341
00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,440
- Yeah, this is like too much flute.
342
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,360
- Yeah, I did too, 'cause that's my guy.
343
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,960
- Andre, that was awesome.
344
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:49,600
- I listened to it one time and I probably will that.
345
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,000
- Yeah, I was like, - All right.
346
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,360
- Yeah, and it was like 43 minutes of just flute.
347
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,440
- Yeah, and it was all like,
348
00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:00,920
it was ad li of, it was all ad li of,
349
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,440
it wasn't like, - Yeah, yeah.
350
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,640
- It was like jazz flute.
351
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,480
- Yeah.
352
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,480
(laughs)
353
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,680
- It was Ron Bernie.
354
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,320
(laughs)
355
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,760
(laughs)
356
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:14,200
- I was like, - Damn, Andre, man.
357
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,200
- Yeah, you're right, because there's not even one song
358
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,920
that you can be like, - I'm gonna listen to it once
359
00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,760
in a while, no?
360
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,120
- Yeah, I listen to it.
361
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,120
- Yeah.
362
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:24,320
- No, I'm gonna go take some,
363
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,760
some, what's that shit?
364
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,120
Yeah, the air rises shit.
365
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,520
- Oh, the ayahuasca.
366
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,720
- Yeah, ayahuasca.
367
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,520
(laughs)
368
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,360
- I was like, - I was like, - Yeah.
369
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,680
- Hey, friend, what you doing today, man?
370
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,680
- I'm about to take some DMT,
371
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,520
if my next three days are cover.
372
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,240
- Blue moves, son.
373
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,360
- Yeah, I'm pretty good.
374
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,280
- I'm pretty sure ayahuasca is like a three day thing.
375
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,680
- Let's go, man.
376
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,680
- Or maybe you take it,
377
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,080
and then you take it again, you take it again.
378
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,680
- Put it over a peak.
379
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:54,680
- My sister did it.
380
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,280
- I didn't ask you. - You did it over a peak.
381
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,080
- Yeah. - Put it in a three day thing.
382
00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,080
- And then it certainly ends up.
383
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,080
(laughs)
384
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,080
- I knew it.
385
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,320
- I'm in a time machine.
386
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,320
(laughs)
387
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,520
- Turkey time machine.
388
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,840
(laughs)
389
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:07,680
- Yeah.
390
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,200
(laughs)
391
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,920
- All right, so the highlight obviously,
392
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,800
in my opinion, I think you would agree.
393
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,640
- Right.
394
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,480
- The biggest artist is Outcast.
395
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,480
They got in this year.
396
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,720
- Yeah, for me, for me.
397
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:18,480
- I mean, there's like,
398
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,480
- Soundgarden's big.
399
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,480
- Soundgarden's big.
400
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,320
- I don't like it.
401
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,160
- Like, white, white, white, white, white, white,
402
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,360
- Yeah, they're all like,
403
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,000
- Yeah, they're all good.
404
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,840
- They're all good.
405
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,680
- No cockerdot.
406
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:28,680
- No cockerdot in too.
407
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,520
- No cockerdot in too.
408
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,520
- Even though they, you know,
409
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,520
- He is dead.
410
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,680
- So he didn't show up.
411
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,520
- No, he didn't show up.
412
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,520
(laughs)
413
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,880
- I was hoping Jim Ballution was going show up
414
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,200
and do his rendition.
415
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,200
(laughs)
416
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,000
- He did, just did 'em like perfect.
417
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,840
- Yeah, you did.
418
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:45,680
- You did.
419
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,000
- But like, yeah, Joe Cockerdot,
420
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,320
little help from my friends, Woodstock.
421
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,160
- Oh yeah.
422
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,360
- Dad's a legendary man.
423
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,440
- That's legendary right there, man.
424
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,600
And then I didn't know he had like,
425
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,640
so many other hits too, though.
426
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:02,480
- Yeah.
427
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,800
- That was like only,
428
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,400
other thing I had known him for,
429
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,240
- Yeah, I was there.
430
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,480
- Yeah, well then you go back and you're like,
431
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,800
"Damn, he was, I bet too."
432
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,080
- Yeah, he was.
433
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,120
- He should have been inducted alone too.
434
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,120
- Well, why wasn't he inducted
435
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,960
an Alamos to controversy on that, too?
436
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,520
- Oh, or like money.
437
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:18,880
- No, no money.
438
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,040
- Yeah, do much money.
439
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,680
(laughs)
440
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,000
- He debused those albums.
441
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,080
- Well, I think actually the controversy was,
442
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,920
there was a guy who ran it before.
443
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,640
It was like, "I'm just gonna pick who,
444
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,240
"pick and choose," because,
445
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,720
somebody that was inducted last year, it was foreigner.
446
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,560
And he basically told foreigner,
447
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,320
he was like, "You're never gonna be inducted
448
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,600
"in the Hall of Fame when they fired him."
449
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,440
- Yeah.
450
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,280
- When they fired him,
451
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,000
the first group they brought in was foreigner.
452
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,800
- Never get it.
453
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:50,640
- Yeah.
454
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:56,320
- I don't understand why he wasn't.
455
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,480
- He was just not a foreigner fan.
456
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,480
(laughs)
457
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,800
- Yeah, it was a, I don't know.
458
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,680
- Yeah, like, I mean, I get it.
459
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,800
- I don't know, I get the stinger or something,
460
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,040
I don't know, but it was just not him.
461
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,440
It was a bunch of people.
462
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,400
Because if you notice this year,
463
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,280
the people that are getting in are actually,
464
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:19,280
it's solid, you know, adding up, obscure group of people.
465
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,240
- Yeah.
466
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,040
- I think we're not in the Hall of Fame, you know.
467
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,320
- Okay, so it says here,
468
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,440
that the reason Joe Cocker,
469
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,640
which we just, we're really harboring on Joe Cocker,
470
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,000
because you know what, you know what Fred,
471
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,760
you know what, hold on a second.
472
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,080
- We read this and then I have an idea.
473
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,640
Don't let me forget that I have an idea.
474
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,080
All right, it must be admitted
475
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,280
that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
476
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,960
is forgotten or neglected many artists or whole genres.
477
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,880
It's quite likely that the absence of a large
478
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,720
and vocal cheering section that Joe Cocker's candidacy
479
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,520
simply fell through the cracks.
480
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:56,360
As did my own examination of artists or the introduction.
481
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,840
Perhaps the recent support of Billy Joel in 2015
482
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,240
will make it happen.
483
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,320
So it took Billy Joel's efforts 10 years.
484
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,840
- Oh, yeah.
485
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,560
- But you know what, you know what Fred,
486
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,400
that had an idea.
487
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,080
I remember that had an idea.
488
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:11,920
- Yeah, yeah.
489
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:16,360
- I think, to spite the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
490
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:21,360
to say fuck you, we should make Joe Cocker an honorary
491
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:25,520
like a state collective Hall of Famer first ballot.
492
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,240
- What would you do if I had to?
493
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,240
- Have some, have some, make you cry.
494
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,040
- Dude, he's got cock in his name.
495
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,520
- Yes, that's another reason.
496
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,360
And that's one of the reasons.
497
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,320
- Cocker, I'm barely the orc.
498
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,160
- Yeah.
499
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:43,200
- Who was the guy we put in,
500
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,600
Titty or whatever was,
501
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,680
- Titty. - On way to it.
502
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,920
- Titty, Titty, Titty, Titty, Titty, Titty, Titty, Titty, Titty.
503
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,560
- But Titty, Titty, and Joe Cocker,
504
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,640
go in together in retrospect.
505
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,040
- Yeah.
506
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:55,880
- There you go.
507
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,800
I think that makes perfect sense to me, Fred.
508
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,000
Why wouldn't they go together?
509
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,200
- Yeah, almost done a team as old as time.
510
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,840
- A yearly golf tournament, the Digg Titty and Joe Cocker.
511
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,200
(laughing)
512
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,480
- Cock and Titty turn them into cock and Titty.
513
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,680
(laughing)
514
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,840
- Cock and Titty links.
515
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,480
- Cock and Titty.
516
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,040
- Cock and Titty links.
517
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,720
- Cock and Titty, hard to do her.
518
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,760
(laughing)
519
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,160
- There you go.
520
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,000
That's what you should do.
521
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,480
That could be your guys trip every year that you go on.
522
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,280
- That you never invite me or Alan on.
523
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,080
- Yeah, I don't play golf.
524
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:31,920
- It doesn't matter.
525
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,560
I thought golf was about Conrad.
526
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,400
- Let's go, let's go.
527
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,240
- I'm not gonna.
528
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,160
- All three of us, let's go.
529
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,520
- Call me out and I can't.
530
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,360
- Let's go.
531
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,880
(laughing)
532
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:41,960
- Thank you.
533
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,480
- I say, you're right, let's go play some golf right now.
534
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,480
(laughing)
535
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,320
- You're right.
536
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,160
- I got golf balls.
537
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,320
- I got golf balls.
538
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,160
- No, that's cool.
539
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,480
- That can go.
540
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,480
- What a great idea.
541
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,120
Fred, I got another great idea for you.
542
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:55,960
- What do you got?
543
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:56,800
What do you got, Matt?
544
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:57,640
Tell me about it.
545
00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,480
- Have you heard?
546
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,640
- You might have.
547
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,560
- Maybe a half.
548
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,960
- Have you heard of the Apple pockets?
549
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,880
- The iPhone.
550
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,520
- The iPhone pocket.
551
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,520
Let me show you what this is.
552
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,840
Fred, this is TechShins, by the way.
553
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,680
- Yeah.
554
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,520
- On TechShins.
555
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,360
- Oh, catch those.
556
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,200
- Nice.
557
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,040
- TechShins.
558
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,040
All right, put this on the street.
559
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:20,920
Fred, let me introduce you to the iPhone pocket.
560
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,320
Beautiful way to wear and carry your iPhone.
561
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,640
(laughing)
562
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,640
Now you wear it and you carry it, Fred.
563
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,360
- How do you wear it like this?
564
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,200
- Oh no.
565
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,320
- You put your iPhone in the material
566
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,600
and you slide it down in the pocket
567
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,120
and then you wear it like a dude or like a girl
568
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,920
like you're wearing like a person that doesn't make any sense.
569
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,760
- That's great.
570
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,600
- Anyway, Fred, so there you go.
571
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,440
Enjoy that.
572
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,520
That's our first Tech News.
573
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,000
Fred, I want you to guess, this is not over by any stretch.
574
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,320
This was created with Apple and Izzy Miyake.
575
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,440
This is shared in a design approach that celebrates
576
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,000
craftsmanship, simplicity, and delight.
577
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,240
That's what Molly Anderson said.
578
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,080
- Go.
579
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:05,360
- So you saw it, you've seen it in real life, right?
580
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,360
It's a piece of cloth.
581
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,040
It's literally marketed as a piece of cloth, right?
582
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,160
Okay, I need you, Fred and you out.
583
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:17,160
- Well, to guess how much you think iPhone pocket is.
584
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:21,440
Now, hold on, I gotta tell you one more thing.
585
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,280
- All right.
586
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,880
- It comes in two sizes.
587
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,720
- All right.
588
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,800
- Short strap and long strap, all right?
589
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,280
- It's black and white.
590
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,040
- Well said, why not?
591
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,360
- That is Alan Nommie, one.
592
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,200
- Spread.
593
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,040
- You gotta strap in.
594
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,560
- That's what you have to strap it on?
595
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,400
- All right.
596
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,040
Would it help if I told you the colors?
597
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:45,200
- That would help you give you a better idea of the cost.
598
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,200
I feel like it would.
599
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,360
- Yeah, I don't know.
600
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,880
Give me all the information.
601
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,440
- Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
602
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:54,440
All right, so listen, you get the short strap or the long strap?
603
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,280
- Mm-hmm.
604
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,840
- And here are the names of the colors.
605
00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:01,360
It's their available in lemon, mandarin, purple, pink,
606
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:05,200
peacock, sapphire, cinnamon, and black.
607
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:11,320
But the long is only available in sapphire, cinnamon, and black.
608
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:16,200
So that's all the original.
609
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,280
- No mandarin for the long strap.
610
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,560
- No, you can't wear peacock.
611
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,400
You're out on it.
612
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,720
If you're a peacock, a dude who likes peacocks, the color.
613
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,000
- No long peacocks.
614
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,840
- You're done.
615
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:25,680
- No.
616
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:26,520
- Sure.
617
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,360
- Me like your cock's short enough.
618
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:31,680
- Oh, but I am going to say.
619
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,600
- I want you to think the number times a times five.
620
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,840
(laughing)
621
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:37,840
And you'll still be able to.
622
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,000
- Yeah, yeah.
623
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,440
Yeah, you said this is claw?
624
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,320
- It's a literally marketed as it is a piece of claw.
625
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,440
And it is.
626
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,520
It's a claw, it's a baggy, essentially.
627
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,040
- I wanna say $200.
628
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:57,400
- I'm gonna say, actually the number that came to mind was 280.
629
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,480
- Okay, so you're both very close.
630
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:03,960
So for the short bread and Allen,
631
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,080
you're looking at a cool 149.95.
632
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,760
- Tets of cheese.
633
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,560
- And for the long strap, which is so much longer,
634
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:16,360
you're looking at $229.95.
635
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:20,560
What in the absolute fuck is this world?
636
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,760
Like,
637
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,160
- That is crazy.
638
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,680
- I don't know, well, okay, well, you know what,
639
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,000
hold on, now I might have something here
640
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,520
that's gonna change your opinion, Fred.
641
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,520
- I don't know.
642
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,120
- I don't know either, but check this out.
643
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,400
Throw this up on the screen for me, Allen.
644
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,360
Okay, so here it is.
645
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,520
Literally, it is a piece of cloth.
646
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,400
It says right here.
647
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,640
But, Fred, you could wear it like this.
648
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,800
- No.
649
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,960
- Over your shoulder.
650
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,720
You could wrap it around a bag.
651
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,440
- Now that's right.
652
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,120
Look at that bag, that's what it's made of.
653
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:49,960
- Bag.
654
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,160
- That doesn't exist.
655
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,400
Or you can throw it into the wind, apparently.
656
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,920
(laughing)
657
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,240
It looks like a thing, like.
658
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,520
- It's having fun.
659
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,520
- Like a banana hammock.
660
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,760
- Yeah, it kind of is.
661
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,080
- The poor hammock.
662
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:05,920
- The poor hammock.
663
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,760
- The poor hammock.
664
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,600
- The poor hammock.
665
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,560
- The figure would wear.
666
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,920
- Yeah, it's very nice.
667
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,560
- Any of your iPhones, even size.
668
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,560
- Look at that one, it's layin' sideways.
669
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:15,400
- Yeah, poor.
670
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,800
- Or you can be a girl and hold it.
671
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,640
- Oh.
672
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,480
- So there you go.
673
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,320
- I just don't know, Fred.
674
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,400
- Do you have an iPhone, Fred, right?
675
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,600
- Those secrets, yeah.
676
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,360
- Yeah.
677
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,800
- Would you pay?
678
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,000
- Fuck no.
679
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,200
- I don't buy shit, what are you doing?
680
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,240
I don't buy nothing.
681
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,440
I don't buy accessories.
682
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,760
I'm not.
683
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,160
- Who cares about accessories, right?
684
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,040
- And, yeah, but I mean, like headphones.
685
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:37,880
- I have a white case.
686
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,520
- Yeah, headphones and, you know.
687
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,920
- I do have an Autobot case.
688
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,240
- Well, you can have a case for that.
689
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,080
- That's better to take from your best.
690
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,320
- That's better to take my phone, though, you know.
691
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,840
I do have the matching headphones to my phone.
692
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,000
- But, I mean.
693
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,160
- No, I don't know.
694
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,360
I'm not wearing it.
695
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,840
Why would you wear it?
696
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,040
Why would you do it?
697
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,320
- Well, if you're like running,
698
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,400
if you're like running in a, in a, like down.
699
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,440
- No, look at the whole thing.
700
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,440
That's the biggest.
701
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,440
- Yeah, that's true.
702
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,160
- That's just an accessory, like a purse or a,
703
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,000
right?
704
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,160
- Yeah, that's the whole thing.
705
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,360
- Oh, like, overpriced 200.
706
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,120
So like, think about this, Fred.
707
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,600
Your mom, right?
708
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,960
Your grandma probably some money.
709
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,800
- Yeah.
710
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,200
- Somebody knits in your family, right?
711
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,360
- Right.
712
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,320
- How long do you think you'd take them
713
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,160
to knock that shit out?
714
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,320
20 minutes?
715
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,560
- A day, if, yeah.
716
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,920
- So imagine go start your own business,
717
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,560
'cause we're entrepreneurial if we're nothing else.
718
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,400
- Right.
719
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,880
- No, those bitches for 50 bucks a pop.
720
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,720
- Let's go.
721
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,520
Let's get the grandma's together.
722
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,360
- Oh, dude, you know, the grandma's gonna be about
723
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,400
to get their retirement back.
724
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,400
- Yeah, I'm right.
725
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,480
(laughing)
726
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,600
We got this.
727
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,360
- We can do like happy Gilmore.
728
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,680
- But if I do, yeah.
729
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,400
- Right fingers, sir.
730
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,400
(laughing)
731
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:54,480
- I think we should do that.
732
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,320
I think we should talk to the grandma's around the town.
733
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,400
- There you go, you know, grandma's getting lonely.
734
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,920
- Dude, yeah, this would be given them a sense of purpose.
735
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,600
- Right, we can gather them all up at the local church.
736
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,000
- They would name the colors, actual names of colors
737
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,840
and knock them down.
738
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,080
(laughing)
739
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,000
I would appreciate that a lot, actually.
740
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,480
- This one's called Grandma Grace.
741
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,840
- This one's called Grandma Remember.
742
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,520
- This one's called "Why Don't You Ever Visit Me?"
743
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,800
(laughing)
744
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:29,080
- This one's called "Want Have a College Black?"
745
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,440
(laughing)
746
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,680
- And then again, when your grandpa was deployed.
747
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,520
(laughing)
748
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,960
- So, well, Fred, speaking of music,
749
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,360
which we obviously were way long time ago.
750
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,200
- I'm sure.
751
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,200
- I'm sorry.
752
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,280
- Fred, can you believe it?
753
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,880
- Have you, I know you're pretty in touch with like,
754
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,080
music, especially country music.
755
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,880
I know you're a big country music guy.
756
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:57,960
But right now, the number one song in the United States
757
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,240
is "Walk My Walk" by Breaking Russ.
758
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,800
Have you heard of "Walk My Walk?"
759
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,680
- I have not heard of either of those two.
760
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,840
- I haven't either, and I would like to play it.
761
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,000
Alan, I know we'll get--
762
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,360
- We might have to walk in my walk.
763
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,080
- We might have to, we might have to pause it,
764
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,760
but I need us to hear it, okay?
765
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,880
♪ If you come back with me, I'm gonna eat you ♪
766
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,280
- Let me see, you wanna let me get this on here?
767
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,720
So this is gonna be obviously way not something
768
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,760
we should put on because we're gonna--
769
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,640
- Yeah, I'll just end it up, so--
770
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,480
- Well, let it out.
771
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,360
So listen, pause the show.
772
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,680
Please come back.
773
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,520
(laughing)
774
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,520
- Please come back.
775
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,760
- We really need you to come back.
776
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,600
- I need you.
777
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,400
- Listen to Breaking Russ.
778
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,960
"Walk My Walk, My Walk."
779
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,720
- I'm gonna walk, I won't.
780
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,200
♪ Cry, say I'm taking my seat ♪
781
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,000
♪ Big man, big man ♪
782
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,360
♪ Feeling so clean ♪
783
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,000
♪ Big man, big man ♪
784
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,640
♪ Post-leg palette ♪
785
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,640
♪ Big man, big man ♪
786
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,640
♪ I'm the laboratory king ♪
787
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,080
♪ Big man, big man ♪
788
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,680
♪ Flesh with the bee ♪
789
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,680
♪ Big man, big man ♪
790
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,640
♪ That the water run me ♪
791
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,640
♪ Big man, big man ♪
792
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,480
♪ Big man, big man ♪
793
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,480
♪ That flesh of realease ♪
794
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,720
♪ And I'll finally sleep ♪
795
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:06,720
♪ Big man, big man ♪
796
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,040
- That is the name of one song in America right now.
797
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:10,880
- Really?
798
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,040
- Yes.
799
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:17,040
Breaking, breaking rust is an AI band.
800
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,040
- Yeah, you can hear it.
801
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,040
- It's a voice wobbly.
802
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:20,880
- You can hear it.
803
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,720
- Yeah.
804
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,960
- Oh yeah, you can hear it, right?
805
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:23,800
We can hear it.
806
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,640
- Right.
807
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,640
- Yeah, you can hear it.
808
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,640
- Which for bad, the song they're gonna hear.
809
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:28,920
- I've listened to a lot of AI.
810
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,440
- You've been, the song they're gonna hear is Trump Dumps.
811
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,960
- Oh yeah, I was about to play it.
812
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,000
- There you go, let's go to the Trump Dumps.
813
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
- We should put that on there.
814
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,160
- Yeah, let's see, I can probably pull it up.
815
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,000
- Yeah, that's awesome.
816
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,840
- If I can find it.
817
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,240
So yeah, it's crazy to me, man.
818
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,200
How the hell is the number one song?
819
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,480
- Yeah, there's another one.
820
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,440
There's another Tim McHart one.
821
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,280
- Yeah, that one's bad too though, dude.
822
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,720
- Yeah, Tim McHart got an AI, but he's--
823
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,280
- So that's the number one video though,
824
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,120
like, is that the real video?
825
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,360
- I saw it and it's not good.
826
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,280
- I mean, but the rap was very, yeah.
827
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,880
- Real, she looks real.
828
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,120
- Yeah, but it's like, you know, she's not.
829
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,960
- Yeah, and when the writers went on
830
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,880
and they strike, everybody made fun of them
831
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,040
because they were like, hey, we don't want AI
832
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,400
to do our job and you're like, hey, I ain't that good.
833
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,800
- Shit.
834
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,640
- It'll get there.
835
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,200
- Hey, I ain't that good.
836
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,480
- It's already on the number one hit.
837
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,480
- Yeah, but I don't think it's quite there there.
838
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,480
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.
839
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,040
- But you got some people out there
840
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,840
that cannot tell the difference.
841
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:30,680
- No.
842
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,680
- That's correct.
843
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,920
- You cannot, you got some people that just like--
844
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,920
- And it's gonna get worse.
845
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,920
- Hey, look at this crazy video.
846
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:38,760
That's AI.
847
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,480
- No, it ain't, it is.
848
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,320
- Right.
849
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,480
- And that happens all the time.
850
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,960
- Look at the feet.
851
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,120
(laughs)
852
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,280
- Yeah, or like look at that.
853
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,280
- Watch your feet.
854
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,240
My wife did that, like, this dude had a pair of shoes
855
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,360
that let him walk on water.
856
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:55,160
And she's like, look at these.
857
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,320
You got shoes that can walk on water.
858
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,600
And I looked at it, I had to watch it twice.
859
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,160
But I was like, that's a habit.
860
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,920
And she's like, no, it's not.
861
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,840
I was like, yeah, it is.
862
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,880
I was like, watch when his foot goes into the water.
863
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,440
The shoe disappears.
864
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,440
(laughs)
865
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,920
- I was like, where is the fuck is this?
866
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,760
- It's like the videos of Jesus racing in the--
867
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,760
(laughs)
868
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,760
- He races the burgers and he runs on the water.
869
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,760
(laughs)
870
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,520
- Yeah, that shit is so good, man.
871
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,360
- I don't know.
872
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,160
- It is, it's getting better.
873
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,640
- It's crazy, all right.
874
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,760
It took me a while.
875
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,600
- Every day.
876
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,280
- Guys, you find it?
877
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,040
- I found it, not only did I find it, I did find it.
878
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,960
- Ooh, you found it.
879
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,600
- And then I also found it.
880
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,840
But now I have to see if I can play it in here.
881
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,000
- Ooh.
882
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,080
- He found it, all right.
883
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,320
- Oh, I can, okay, hold on.
884
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,280
I'm gonna share this screen again, Alan.
885
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,120
- All right.
886
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,680
- You ready to rock and roll to the number one song in America?
887
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:55,520
- That's right.
888
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,360
- Of all time.
889
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,680
- Alan, there is, yep, here we go.
890
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,520
Ready?
891
00:28:58,520 --> 00:28:59,760
Rock and roll, ladies and gentlemen.
892
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,920
(upbeat music)
893
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:05,160
♪ You get a riddle, dumb, great from Trump ♪
894
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,320
♪ A certificate to prove it ♪
895
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,240
♪ Now how about that ball ♪
896
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,320
♪ Authenticity ♪
897
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,120
♪ All white, housekeeping ♪
898
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:17,120
♪ Nothing more American than owning his TT ♪
899
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,920
- Come on.
900
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,400
♪ You read enough for you ♪
901
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,200
♪ There's a Trump don't look that'll see you through ♪
902
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:29,400
♪ Look at a photo of his dinner that night ♪
903
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,200
♪ A little piece of a man, yeah ♪
904
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,840
♪ That's all right ♪
905
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,680
♪ You get a riddle, straight from Trump ♪
906
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,720
♪ A certificate to prove it ♪
907
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,800
♪ Now how about that ball ♪
908
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,640
- All right, that's enough.
909
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,840
'Cause I'll sing the whole song.
910
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:44,680
I love that.
911
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:45,600
(laughing)
912
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,440
- It's so good.
913
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,720
- You know, we can be on the top of the AI charts right now.
914
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,280
- That's really, you're right.
915
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,360
- That's what they should do.
916
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,920
They should just make a chart for AI's, right?
917
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,120
- Right, yeah.
918
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:56,960
- Yeah, yeah.
919
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,880
- Probably, we're already, like,
920
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,440
we already noticed things like how can you make an AI song
921
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,120
in the number one song?
922
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,400
- You just have an AI chart?
923
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,240
- Yeah, I mean, I like that idea.
924
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,880
- Yeah, we're fucking sorry.
925
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,720
- Like, yeah.
926
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:17,240
- Trump.com is not ours, don't go there.
927
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,080
But, we will put this up.
928
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,600
We will put this up on YouTube and all that stuff
929
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,240
if you guys wanna listen to it.
930
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,200
It's a great song.
931
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,880
It really truly is.
932
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,200
All right, let's take a quick break.
933
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,600
I need to get something to drink.
934
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,400
- It's gotta go to get dumb.
935
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,960
- I'm gonna take a Trump.com.
936
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,840
- The long-- - ♪ I need to turn ♪
937
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,680
- Let's take a picture of the Apple footage I had.
938
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,080
- ♪ No, the phone ♪
939
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,640
(laughing)
940
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,880
- All right, let's do it.
941
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,880
We're gonna take a quick break.
942
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,600
We will be right back.
943
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,760
- The Black Link and Collective Podcast
944
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,720
will return after a word from our sponsors.
945
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,300
(upbeat music)
946
00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:54,880
(upbeat music)
947
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,460
(upbeat music)
948
00:30:57,460 --> 00:31:00,040
(upbeat music)
949
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:29,480
- Welcome back to the 200-in,
950
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,580
some odd edition of the Blacklinge Collective Podcast.
951
00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:37,580
Fred, the news, the news, and we're still doing tech shits,
952
00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:38,540
and this is why.
953
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:41,180
- Ooh, tech shit.
954
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:42,580
- Well, just because this is a big,
955
00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:44,460
tech is all around us, Fred.
956
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:46,060
- Tech is everywhere, man.
957
00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:49,940
I mean, could you imagine your life today without tech?
958
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,220
- You're fucking awesome.
959
00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:52,500
- I just mean.
960
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,060
- If I could go back to the 80s,
961
00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:55,980
where I was like eight video games,
962
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:58,020
you just watch what was on TV.
963
00:31:58,020 --> 00:31:59,860
- No, you're getting none of that.
964
00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:01,820
You gotta go back to the farmer days.
965
00:32:01,820 --> 00:32:02,660
- None.
966
00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:04,620
- You gotta farm some potatoes.
967
00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:05,860
- Well, we could still do the podcast.
968
00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:07,140
We'd still have the same number of listeners.
969
00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:08,460
We just do it in the field.
970
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:10,940
(laughing)
971
00:32:10,940 --> 00:32:12,340
Like, Fred, let's go to the town store,
972
00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:13,340
and do our podcast.
973
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:15,620
- We either, our cats, our cats, our cats.
974
00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:18,380
(laughing)
975
00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:20,980
- I'm like, for sure, and very,
976
00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:22,300
we'd be so much smarter though,
977
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:24,940
because we wouldn't have dumped our brains down with TV.
978
00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:27,420
So we'd be like, barely unto ye, Fred,
979
00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:29,340
and our nine audience.
980
00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:30,180
(laughing)
981
00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:34,420
We bear witness to hilarious jokes this week.
982
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:37,860
I've gotten heard of the woman from Wushishaya.
983
00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:39,940
(laughing)
984
00:32:39,940 --> 00:32:42,460
And of her mini-lauses.
985
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,740
(laughing)
986
00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:49,220
- Well, Fred, thank God for tech.
987
00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,700
Because we could handle that up big bro with
988
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:54,820
a 3-100 episode.
989
00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:56,580
It's probably all we could make that same joke
990
00:32:56,580 --> 00:32:58,020
and all the background like.
991
00:32:58,020 --> 00:33:00,540
(laughing)
992
00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:04,500
- I have spotted, still in me.
993
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,500
(laughing)
994
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:10,660
- Thanks to the world of tech dogs, you Fred.
995
00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:13,140
We have TikTok.
996
00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:14,460
And we have a TikTok.
997
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:15,300
- Yeah.
998
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:16,140
- You should check it out.
999
00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:17,340
If you have a TikTok, we have TikTok.
1000
00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:18,180
- We have TikTok.
1001
00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:20,020
- Let's take each other's talks.
1002
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:21,340
- We'll take what's up.
1003
00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:22,180
- What would you do?
1004
00:33:22,180 --> 00:33:23,020
You're like, I take you bro and they're like,
1005
00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:24,180
that talk you back bro.
1006
00:33:24,180 --> 00:33:26,660
- Take what's up, take what's up.
1007
00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:28,420
- Well, Fred, let me tell you one thing
1008
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:30,260
we're not gonna do on TikTok.
1009
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:31,100
- Okay.
1010
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,380
- We will take all the talks.
1011
00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:35,740
And we'll let all the talks take us all night long.
1012
00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:40,340
But what we won't do is be like a North Carolina woman
1013
00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:44,060
who will have to pay $1.75 million
1014
00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:46,660
after a jury found her liable for destroying
1015
00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:49,460
a Durham, North Carolina couples marriage.
1016
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,300
- Mm.
1017
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:51,140
- Can you do that?
1018
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:52,300
Can you get in trouble for that?
1019
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:53,300
- I guess you can.
1020
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:54,140
- I guess you can.
1021
00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:57,540
- If someone theoretically destroyed my marriage,
1022
00:33:57,540 --> 00:34:00,460
could I sue for that?
1023
00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:02,380
I wonder, to think about that.
1024
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:03,380
(laughing)
1025
00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:06,900
- No, for, you're probably gonna get like 15 bucks man.
1026
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:07,740
(laughing)
1027
00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:09,580
- No, you're not gonna get in trouble for that.
1028
00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,700
- I'm gonna fuck it, what's it, any beer cans?
1029
00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:13,220
- Yeah, I know it's yours.
1030
00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:14,060
(laughing)
1031
00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:15,700
- That makes it worse.
1032
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:17,780
The loss you found in Durham County.
1033
00:34:17,780 --> 00:34:20,220
- You got me man, here's all my beer cans.
1034
00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:23,140
- Here's some random wood, I had laid it around.
1035
00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:25,220
(laughing)
1036
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:27,780
- A hammer, here's the hammer.
1037
00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:29,460
- Yeah, don't forget my lucky hammer.
1038
00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:30,980
(laughing)
1039
00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:32,140
- That's really worse bro.
1040
00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:36,420
So the loss you found in Durham County Court
1041
00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:39,580
accuses Brunei Kenard and influencer
1042
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:42,140
would nearly three million TikTok followers
1043
00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:45,700
of 274,000 followers on Instagram.
1044
00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:48,780
So that's our Brunei Kenard,
1045
00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:50,140
which we should totally tag her
1046
00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:52,140
'cause that'll buy you some reviews.
1047
00:34:52,140 --> 00:34:55,340
She was, she was a,
1048
00:34:55,340 --> 00:34:57,500
a snafrican American lady, so I think it'd be Kenard.
1049
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,660
- I'm a snafricanard.
1050
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:01,940
- Right, I just, you know better than me.
1051
00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:06,140
Anyway, so she is accused of seducing and having an affair
1052
00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:08,940
with her manager, do we wanna tell her manager's name?
1053
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,340
'Cause his life is, I guess, 10 months a queue.
1054
00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:14,180
Sounds like a fake name, might be.
1055
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,020
(laughing)
1056
00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:16,020
- Followed by the fake name.
1057
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:17,220
- If I came up with a fake name,
1058
00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:18,460
they were like, what's your name?
1059
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:19,300
Then the loss I'm like,
1060
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:20,460
- Montague.
1061
00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:21,940
- Montague, oh my goodness.
1062
00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:22,780
- Oh my God.
1063
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:24,020
(laughing)
1064
00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:25,260
- Of course.
1065
00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:27,580
And it makes me get weird.
1066
00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:28,900
- You're the way Montague.
1067
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:32,700
- You know us from the North Brookshire area
1068
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:34,500
of North Carolina in Montague.
1069
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,500
(laughing)
1070
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:40,620
- What do you do?
1071
00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:41,700
- You're Montague.
1072
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,020
- You're Montague, so?
1073
00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:45,780
(laughing)
1074
00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:46,620
- Oh, nothing.
1075
00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:48,180
- You're second.
1076
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,020
- I get it, two seconds, okay.
1077
00:35:50,020 --> 00:35:52,380
We don't still talk about Montague.
1078
00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:53,300
- Yeah, Montague.
1079
00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:58,100
- Montague, that's a weird Montague.
1080
00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:01,100
- Yeah, Montague, actually that's a common name in that.
1081
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:04,940
- Isn't, and Charlotte, you got Montague Avenue.
1082
00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:05,780
- Really?
1083
00:36:05,780 --> 00:36:07,020
- Yeah.
1084
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:08,420
- Montague, man.
1085
00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,260
- Yeah.
1086
00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:11,500
- He's a Montague, he's like,
1087
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:15,060
- Oh yeah, from the North part of Charlotte.
1088
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:16,220
(laughing)
1089
00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:17,980
- I sounded more like Dracula.
1090
00:36:17,980 --> 00:36:20,100
- Ah, yeah, I am fucking,
1091
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,020
(laughing)
1092
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:26,780
- From Charlotte to Pennsylvania.
1093
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:29,020
(laughing)
1094
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:32,820
- Go on it.
1095
00:36:32,820 --> 00:36:35,060
(laughing)
1096
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:39,620
- Oh my God.
1097
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,660
- Yeah.
1098
00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:46,660
- I am from the North part of the town.
1099
00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:47,500
- Let's go.
1100
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,780
(laughing)
1101
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:51,140
- I enjoyed the pontos.
1102
00:36:51,140 --> 00:36:51,980
- Oh.
1103
00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:53,980
(laughing)
1104
00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:56,100
(laughing)
1105
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,700
(laughing)
1106
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,980
- I only drink the blood of craft beer brewers.
1107
00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:04,100
(laughing)
1108
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:10,820
- Damn, $175 million for breaking up,
1109
00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:13,140
yeah, wrecking a marriage.
1110
00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:14,700
I mean,
1111
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,020
- Well, when you got money like that though,
1112
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:19,300
I mean, they're setting a standard,
1113
00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:21,700
so that means anytime somebody cheats,
1114
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:25,980
we can see the person that they cheated with.
1115
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:30,700
- Yeah, so I wonder how that is, is the wife's one,
1116
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:35,620
the wife's one, the lady, right?
1117
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,780
- Yeah, she said,
1118
00:37:36,780 --> 00:37:38,340
- I would think that the wife was here
1119
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:40,420
because she was going to the lady.
1120
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:42,740
- Yeah, 'cause she's the one that has to pay.
1121
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:44,260
- Yeah, but yeah.
1122
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:45,100
- I mean,
1123
00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:49,420
I don't know.
1124
00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:50,420
- I don't know.
1125
00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:53,980
- You shouldn't be.
1126
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,620
- That's a lot of followers though.
1127
00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:58,460
- Yeah, that is a lot of money.
1128
00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:02,380
- Yeah, but that's a $175 million.
1129
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,820
- That's a lot of fucking money, man.
1130
00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:07,420
- You think she's making money like that?
1131
00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:10,820
- It's hard to say, but I mean,
1132
00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:13,460
the lawyers are just going to kill it.
1133
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:17,900
- Yeah, that's, yeah, she probably doing it just to hurt her.
1134
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:19,020
Yeah, I was saying.
1135
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:22,820
- Yeah, probably so. - Yeah, fuck,
1136
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:23,820
not only won't the money,
1137
00:38:23,820 --> 00:38:25,780
she probably don't need the money.
1138
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:29,300
- Well, I mean, unless he's like a two-bit manager,
1139
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:31,420
- Yeah. - Yeah. (laughs)
1140
00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:35,580
- He has the money you for. - You got to force him.
1141
00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:38,700
- He just told the month ago. - He was the most sure.
1142
00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:41,120
(laughs)
1143
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,200
(laughs)
1144
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:47,860
- So much, we can't do you, we can't do you.
1145
00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:50,860
- My mic was muted, so I'm sorry about that guys.
1146
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,860
So you guys still talking about Tim Monague, huh?
1147
00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:55,380
- Yeah, but we wasted a lot of time.
1148
00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:58,100
- Yeah, sounds like it does like this is all gonna be a cut later.
1149
00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,300
- We're included.
1150
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:04,300
- Well Fred, the lady, the Bernet had an affair with Tim
1151
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,220
and ruined his marriage.
1152
00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:07,780
She've just from losing her husband
1153
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,580
and the father of her children said,
1154
00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:13,820
Akira Montague's attorney.
1155
00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:15,780
- Akira. - That's Tim Monague's ex-wife.
1156
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:17,780
- Akira? - Akira, what a cool name.
1157
00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:19,100
- Yeah, that is.
1158
00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:21,860
- The jury found Kenard liable for criminal conversation
1159
00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:24,260
and alienation of affection.
1160
00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:26,660
So North Carolina's alienation of affection law
1161
00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:29,380
allows the spouse to sue the person they blame,
1162
00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:31,780
they blame for an affair that ends a marriage.
1163
00:39:31,780 --> 00:39:33,420
North Carolina is one of the few states
1164
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:35,340
that allowed Jilton spouse to sue someone
1165
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:36,860
for interfering with their marriage.
1166
00:39:36,860 --> 00:39:38,900
- Ooh, so there you go.
1167
00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:41,260
- Yeah, sending a good standard.
1168
00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:43,860
- Akira claimed the affair caused her mental anguish,
1169
00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:45,780
damage to her health and deprived her children
1170
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:47,700
of a two-parent household.
1171
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,460
Kenard slammed the verdict,
1172
00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:51,540
saying Akira Monague knew her marriage was over
1173
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:53,060
and allowed the affair.
1174
00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,220
- You know what?
1175
00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:57,980
- Have you?
1176
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,340
- You wanna hear their statement?
1177
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:01,220
- Have you seen them?
1178
00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:03,620
- I have seen Akira Kenard.
1179
00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:05,300
(laughing)
1180
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:07,700
- No, I've seen, I'm sorry, Bernat Kenard, yes.
1181
00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:08,700
I have seen her.
1182
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:11,980
I'm not gonna bother looking up 10 months at you,
1183
00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:13,220
but I might.
1184
00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:14,540
- Yeah, might as well.
1185
00:40:14,540 --> 00:40:15,380
- Let's see.
1186
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:19,220
All right, who's, oh, okay, so that's not Akira.
1187
00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:20,980
That's Akira, okay.
1188
00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:23,060
- That's where I'm--
1189
00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:24,220
- Oh, okay.
1190
00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:25,300
Okay, here I got it.
1191
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:27,340
Do you wanna see it?
1192
00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:28,180
- Wait for a minute.
1193
00:40:28,180 --> 00:40:29,620
- Okay, yeah, let's see it, let's see it.
1194
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:31,700
- Akira is the pretty one, right?
1195
00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,860
- I think Akira would be the pretty one, yes.
1196
00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:36,420
So it's here to his friend.
1197
00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:38,140
Akira on the left,
1198
00:40:38,140 --> 00:40:41,740
Bernat in the middle and Tim, big Tim, he wanted you.
1199
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,380
It's Tommy Hilfiger sure in his fan meeting.
1200
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:44,980
- I would, he would like--
1201
00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:47,820
- She is, yeah, way hotter than,
1202
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:50,260
he's probably, fame chasing, what do they call that?
1203
00:40:50,260 --> 00:40:54,940
- Well, no, I mean, the TikTok lady, maybe he right,
1204
00:40:54,940 --> 00:40:57,580
you know, their marriage may have been over.
1205
00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,740
- Well, according to Kenard, she quote unquote,
1206
00:41:00,740 --> 00:41:02,180
gave her consent.
1207
00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:04,100
She said it was okay because she said,
1208
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:06,780
she knew her marriage was over with and it was done.
1209
00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:09,460
The alleged affair played out in both the manager's home
1210
00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:12,900
and on Kenard's social media, Akira claimed,
1211
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:17,900
Tim Monague, Tim Mon, eventually left his wife for Kenard.
1212
00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:22,700
So there is a precedent for this though.
1213
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:26,820
So in 2011, Carol Perrier was ordered
1214
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:29,980
to receive $30 million from Betty Devon.
1215
00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:33,380
Carol Perrier was the former wife of Donald Perrier,
1216
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,420
who owns a trucky company in Raleigh.
1217
00:41:35,420 --> 00:41:36,980
The settlement is the largest of its kind
1218
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:39,260
in North Carolina history according to court records.
1219
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:41,540
- So there you go.
1220
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:44,020
- But your Cox was also sued and gotten trouble.
1221
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,660
- I don't, Fletza?
1222
00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:46,660
- Tell me, dude.
1223
00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:49,020
- That's crazy.
1224
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,180
- I'm going around in North Carolina,
1225
00:41:50,180 --> 00:41:52,140
like literally you can't fuck around.
1226
00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:53,780
- No, yeah, you literally can't fuck around there.
1227
00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:54,620
Isn't that crazy?
1228
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,620
It's crazy to me.
1229
00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:57,260
- That's wow.
1230
00:41:57,260 --> 00:41:58,100
- Well, there you go.
1231
00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,940
So would you have cited, what do you think?
1232
00:41:59,940 --> 00:42:01,420
Do you think he was clout chasing?
1233
00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:04,580
Do you think, like obviously we have, you know,
1234
00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:05,420
okay, say that.
1235
00:42:05,420 --> 00:42:06,740
- Yeah, I think that's what it works.
1236
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:08,020
- We see the pictures of them.
1237
00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:10,940
We obviously we all agree that his wife
1238
00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,460
was prettier than the other person.
1239
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:13,460
- Right.
1240
00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:14,300
- Yeah, but it's whatever.
1241
00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:15,620
- I've been a bitch.
1242
00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:17,740
- Right, you don't know what's behind the scenes
1243
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:18,580
to be deceiving.
1244
00:42:18,580 --> 00:42:20,660
- That's what they say, you know,
1245
00:42:20,660 --> 00:42:22,620
no matter how pretty she is,
1246
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:25,340
somebody has somebody out there tired of her shit.
1247
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,580
- Yep, that's the truth.
1248
00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:28,180
(laughing)
1249
00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:29,860
- Well, we be pretty on the inside
1250
00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:33,020
and ugly on the outside and ugly on the inside, you know.
1251
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:35,740
- I'm going for the, I'm going for ugly on the outside,
1252
00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:36,900
medium on the inside.
1253
00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:38,980
- You, you, you, you, you, you,
1254
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:41,140
- I just wanna war big sitter.
1255
00:42:41,140 --> 00:42:42,660
- Yep, that's all I ever wanted.
1256
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:45,620
Just maintain body heat, ladies and gentlemen.
1257
00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:48,260
So, no, no, Fred.
1258
00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:52,580
Well, Fred, I, I'm gonna crazy and wack a noodle.
1259
00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:54,780
This is our last tech shit of the night.
1260
00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:56,220
- This is the last tech shit.
1261
00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:58,500
- And it might be the craziest one.
1262
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:00,100
- Mm, to me.
1263
00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:02,860
All right, and you guys have heard of,
1264
00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:04,620
have you guys heard of a gentleman
1265
00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:07,420
who goes by the name of Thomas Brady
1266
00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:09,060
or NFL quarterback?
1267
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:10,380
- Yeah.
1268
00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,380
- Yes.
1269
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:13,140
- Thomas Brady.
1270
00:43:13,140 --> 00:43:17,940
- So Mr. Thomas Brady says he's been given a second chance.
1271
00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:22,700
Quote unquote, with a clone of his beloved family dog.
1272
00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:23,700
- Wait, what?
1273
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:24,860
- The fan, that's right.
1274
00:43:24,860 --> 00:43:27,620
Tom Brady, who, you know who Tom Brady is.
1275
00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:28,620
- Yeah.
1276
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:31,460
- Admitted that his dog, Juni, is a clone
1277
00:43:31,460 --> 00:43:33,780
of his family's previous dog.
1278
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:37,620
A pit bull makes name Lua, who died in 2023.
1279
00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:40,940
So Brady shared the details about Juni
1280
00:43:40,940 --> 00:43:44,820
as part of a news release by Elastel Biosciences,
1281
00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:47,740
which announced it has acquired VIAGEN,
1282
00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:50,340
a company that specializes in animal cloning.
1283
00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:51,180
That's right, Fred.
1284
00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:54,380
Tonight's episode is brought to you by VIAGEN.
1285
00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:55,220
(laughing)
1286
00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:56,060
VIAGEN.
1287
00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:56,900
- VIAGEN.
1288
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,300
We'll bring your puppy back.
1289
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:01,140
- Anyway, I love my animals.
1290
00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:03,460
They mean the world to me and my family said Brady.
1291
00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:05,420
A few years ago, I worked with Colossal
1292
00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:08,100
and leveraged their non-invasive cloning technology
1293
00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:10,820
through a simple blood draw of our family's elderly dog
1294
00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:11,900
before she passed on.
1295
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:16,660
In a few short months, Colossal gave my family a second chance
1296
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:19,820
with a clone of our beloved dog.
1297
00:44:19,820 --> 00:44:22,940
I'm excited how Colossal and VIAGEN's tech together
1298
00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:25,540
can help both families losing their beloved pets
1299
00:44:25,540 --> 00:44:28,580
while helping to save endangered species.
1300
00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:31,580
So there you go, Lua and Giselle, X-Wife Giselle,
1301
00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:33,100
that was their dog.
1302
00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:33,940
- Yeah.
1303
00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:37,620
- And then he put up a picture of the dog when it was dying.
1304
00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:40,220
And there you go.
1305
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:43,060
- Does the dog have the same?
1306
00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:45,580
- I don't know, I don't have a clone of a dog.
1307
00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:47,900
- You know, because you can just cloning the dog
1308
00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:49,580
and-- - He doesn't clon its memories.
1309
00:44:49,580 --> 00:44:51,140
- I'm not the clone you had cloned.
1310
00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:53,340
- Well, you know, I'm not saying, don't you?
1311
00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:57,140
Instead of paying $100,000 to clone an animal.
1312
00:44:57,140 --> 00:44:59,220
- He doesn't go to this meaningless thing.
1313
00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:03,100
- Yeah, go to the shelter and adopt a dog that looks like it.
1314
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,100
- No, yeah, go to him.
1315
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,660
- No, he's not gonna do that, dude.
1316
00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:07,180
- He's just shittin' his memories.
1317
00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:08,740
- And I'm gonna--
1318
00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:10,340
- Hey, yeah.
1319
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,860
- You know, it's her dog, it's Tomprey.
1320
00:45:12,860 --> 00:45:15,380
(laughing)
1321
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:16,540
- Yeah, that is me.
1322
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:17,380
That's right.
1323
00:45:17,380 --> 00:45:19,820
- No, I mean, he's playing with a different,
1324
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:21,260
he's playing with the different set of rules
1325
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,260
than any of us is.
1326
00:45:23,260 --> 00:45:26,060
- I would clone your dog.
1327
00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:28,580
- A lamb's more sick, Mike, go get a, uh.
1328
00:45:28,580 --> 00:45:30,180
(laughing)
1329
00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:31,500
- No, I'm not kidding.
1330
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,020
- If he cloned his wife,
1331
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:34,020
- So cocked her.
1332
00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:34,860
- Yeah.
1333
00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:36,140
- You know, if he cloned what's her face, you know,
1334
00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:37,140
Jazelle, you're gonna be like,
1335
00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:37,980
- That would be weird,
1336
00:45:37,980 --> 00:45:39,860
'cause then you have to wait 18 years.
1337
00:45:39,860 --> 00:45:42,140
(laughing)
1338
00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:44,620
- Just say, wouldn't you or was like, is the clone born at like,
1339
00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:46,500
this is age extra past?
1340
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:47,660
It doesn't say.
1341
00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:51,020
- Just clon her when she's like, she's looking now.
1342
00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:55,700
- You guys, and then do, uh, what was the, uh,
1343
00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:57,100
Chris Tucker movie?
1344
00:45:57,100 --> 00:45:59,220
Bruce Willis.
1345
00:45:59,220 --> 00:46:02,260
- Sick, oh, the, the, the sister, the helmet.
1346
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:04,700
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how they grew, like,
1347
00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,100
Lee Lou from just, uh, yeah.
1348
00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:06,940
- Yeah, yeah.
1349
00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:09,140
- And you remember that, everybody,
1350
00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:10,620
'cause her brain was in her hand.
1351
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:12,140
- There you go.
1352
00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:13,300
- We know that.
1353
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,300
- So, do you guys remember the first,
1354
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:19,220
do you guys remember the first ever clone animal?
1355
00:46:19,220 --> 00:46:20,300
- Yeah, she,
1356
00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:23,380
- Dolly, you know, you know, when that was,
1357
00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:24,500
you guys remember that?
1358
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:25,900
- 1987.
1359
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:27,380
- '95.
1360
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:28,220
- Yeah, no, that was it.
1361
00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:29,220
- '96, that's right.
1362
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,940
- That's basically right, Fred, good job.
1363
00:46:31,940 --> 00:46:34,180
But the world's first clone dog was produced
1364
00:46:34,180 --> 00:46:37,420
by research in South Korea in 2005.
1365
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:39,980
And its name was Akira Montague.
1366
00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:41,300
- Akura.
1367
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,460
- Akira Montague.
1368
00:46:42,460 --> 00:46:43,300
- Akira Montague.
1369
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,460
- Akira Montague.
1370
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,460
(laughing)
1371
00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:46,940
- Jack, the Korean dog.
1372
00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:49,460
(laughing)
1373
00:46:49,460 --> 00:46:51,740
- So it says, Fred, when you clone an animal,
1374
00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:53,300
it's an identical genetic copy.
1375
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:54,940
So it's a physical trait, it's appearance,
1376
00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:57,300
but a lot of the behavioral traits,
1377
00:46:57,300 --> 00:46:59,220
as well, will come with that.
1378
00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:00,860
But there are still environmental factors
1379
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,220
that affect all of us.
1380
00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:03,060
So there you go.
1381
00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:03,900
Would you clone your pet?
1382
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,180
Do you have a pet that you care about?
1383
00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:08,060
- Yeah, I don't want the damn dog with the cat, no.
1384
00:47:08,060 --> 00:47:08,900
- Right.
1385
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:09,900
- I feel the same way.
1386
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:11,900
- Well, you clone.
1387
00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:14,060
- I think Alan would have cloned his pet.
1388
00:47:14,060 --> 00:47:15,900
- Yeah, he cloned his pet.
1389
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:16,740
- Yeah, like, if I could--
1390
00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:18,980
- Well, no, yeah, but even before that.
1391
00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:19,820
- Oh, yeah.
1392
00:47:19,820 --> 00:47:21,100
- Yeah, you would definitely clone.
1393
00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:22,620
I would've cloned my dog before that.
1394
00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:24,660
Depending on the cost, though.
1395
00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:25,500
That's the thing.
1396
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:27,340
If it was like 60 bucks.
1397
00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:30,340
- Yeah, yeah, it was 65 bucks.
1398
00:47:30,340 --> 00:47:31,980
- No, you know what I mean?
1399
00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:32,820
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1400
00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:35,580
- It's more than 65, 70 bucks, you know, now.
1401
00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:36,580
- You can clone it three for three.
1402
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:37,420
- The whole team.
1403
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,420
(laughing)
1404
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:39,580
- Well, let me tell you this, Fred.
1405
00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:40,420
So if you clone it,
1406
00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:41,420
- The dogs.
1407
00:47:41,420 --> 00:47:42,820
(laughing)
1408
00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:44,300
- Wasn't that the-- - He's won a little more
1409
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:45,140
for part of it.
1410
00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:46,460
- He's got a very, very big pet.
1411
00:47:46,460 --> 00:47:48,500
- They had the clever movies, though, though.
1412
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,660
- Yeah, no, but there was an Arnorswórcin' Ager movie
1413
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:53,700
that the one that in Mars, Total Rico.
1414
00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:54,700
- Total Rico, yeah.
1415
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:55,900
- Remember when he was on the train?
1416
00:47:55,900 --> 00:47:58,420
They had the cloning their dogs and you get your pet, man.
1417
00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:00,340
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1418
00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:02,620
- Well, Fred, if you're hoping to clone your dog,
1419
00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:04,780
or Alan, you wanna clone yours.
1420
00:48:04,780 --> 00:48:06,820
You're looking at about, or cat, by the way,
1421
00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:08,740
you're looking at about 50 grand.
1422
00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:11,420
- 50 grand, yeah. - 50 grand,
1423
00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:13,100
you can pay it in two equal installments
1424
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:14,420
according to Veej and--
1425
00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:15,260
- Shit.
1426
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:16,620
- Now, but here's the way, well,
1427
00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:18,460
you save that, but hold on.
1428
00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:20,100
- I'm talking about for Tom Brady.
1429
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,860
- Yeah, that's not five bucks.
1430
00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:23,460
- That's like the same amount of,
1431
00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:25,300
I was going by an dog.
1432
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:30,060
- So, Fred, however, if you really wanna get your money's worth,
1433
00:48:30,060 --> 00:48:34,580
you can clone a horse for a mere $85,000.
1434
00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:37,980
So, I mean, that's a pretty good deal.
1435
00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:39,140
(laughing)
1436
00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:42,540
- But you see, but that makes sense because let's say,
1437
00:48:42,540 --> 00:48:45,020
you can clone the secretarian.
1438
00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:46,260
- Right, right, you would clone,
1439
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,860
you would be like, this is the fastest horse that's ever existed.
1440
00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:50,140
I'm gonna make a clone of it,
1441
00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:53,220
and it's gonna be the fastest horse that's ever existed.
1442
00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:54,460
- Yeah. - Again.
1443
00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:58,020
So, I mean, that I get,
1444
00:48:58,020 --> 00:49:00,020
and I get like, if you're rich,
1445
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,740
and you wanna, you have a dog that you love,
1446
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:03,740
and you feel like that gives you the dog back.
1447
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:08,100
You can't pay, and I get it.
1448
00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:11,220
- That fucking dog is gonna rip Tom Bay just throw it out, man.
1449
00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:13,060
- That would be my fear is just like,
1450
00:49:13,060 --> 00:49:14,060
I'm gonna get it. - Yeah, that's my fear.
1451
00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:16,060
- Yeah, man. - Yeah, that dog's--
1452
00:49:16,060 --> 00:49:17,500
- Exactly. - It's gonna be a cemetery.
1453
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:19,900
- A cemetery. - Yeah, a cemetery, yeah.
1454
00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:21,300
That fucking dog comes back.
1455
00:49:21,300 --> 00:49:22,460
- He's long.
1456
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:25,220
(laughing)
1457
00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:26,860
- The fucking dog, he was like,
1458
00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:29,300
"Oh, yeah, that's your jam, man."
1459
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,420
- Fucking mowing, "Aargh, fuck you, aargh."
1460
00:49:31,420 --> 00:49:32,860
- "Dumb over that dog!"
1461
00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:34,340
- What are you gonna do?
1462
00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:35,500
- What do you wanna do with this Dracula?
1463
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:37,700
It's gonna do it better than me.
1464
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:40,060
- He's got much violence, I just got regular hurt.
1465
00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:41,420
- Now, what do you do?
1466
00:49:41,420 --> 00:49:46,340
- Have you, I think they've cloned any humans yet?
1467
00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:47,700
- I'm sure they've tried.
1468
00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:49,420
- Yeah, well, they've done this shit.
1469
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:51,300
Yeah, I think they've cloned humans.
1470
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:54,060
What thing they do, it'll be like,
1471
00:49:54,060 --> 00:49:56,140
"My death and they're here, cloned."
1472
00:49:56,140 --> 00:49:57,740
(laughing)
1473
00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:59,980
- Oh, the guy from the government, Mike Johnson?
1474
00:49:59,980 --> 00:50:01,460
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1475
00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:02,300
- I think he's a clone.
1476
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:04,980
- I think if anybody is a clone,
1477
00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:07,660
it would be him because that is real piece of shit.
1478
00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:09,780
(laughing)
1479
00:50:09,780 --> 00:50:11,780
- I mean, I think everybody have come to agree on it.
1480
00:50:11,780 --> 00:50:15,540
- It's a little bit, no, but being a clone doesn't make you a piece.
1481
00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:17,660
- The peanut, the peanut sauce makes you a clone.
1482
00:50:17,660 --> 00:50:19,740
- Yeah, it has to move me when he feels no feelings.
1483
00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:22,420
- He just, and that's just hot right there.
1484
00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:25,740
- Right, no, I don't know, I'm not.
1485
00:50:25,740 --> 00:50:26,840
- I'm sorry.
1486
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,460
- A nice one has to monitor my opponent watching.
1487
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:32,780
- Which is true.
1488
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,220
- This is insane.
1489
00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:35,220
- Well, Fred.
1490
00:50:35,220 --> 00:50:36,500
- Everybody's so nasty.
1491
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:40,660
- No one's son should ever have to monitor
1492
00:50:40,660 --> 00:50:42,140
their porn consumption, Fred.
1493
00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:42,980
(laughing)
1494
00:50:42,980 --> 00:50:45,660
And I say that as both a son and a father.
1495
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:47,980
(laughing)
1496
00:50:47,980 --> 00:50:50,100
- No reason for anyone to know that.
1497
00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:51,500
- What's going on now, boy?
1498
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:52,500
(laughing)
1499
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,540
- Oh, Big Latino butts again, man.
1500
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:56,540
(laughing)
1501
00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:57,380
- First time.
1502
00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:59,380
(laughing)
1503
00:50:59,380 --> 00:51:04,220
- Well, Fred, we couldn't help but talk about Big Latino butts.
1504
00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:09,220
That means we, tonight's food section of the share.
1505
00:51:09,220 --> 00:51:11,780
- Oh, the grocery store.
1506
00:51:11,780 --> 00:51:13,060
- A butts, I guess.
1507
00:51:13,060 --> 00:51:15,260
I don't know, we should come over the name next year.
1508
00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:16,540
Boy, 'til next year.
1509
00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:20,020
The fat cake, clung, fat gas.
1510
00:51:20,020 --> 00:51:22,180
Okay, anyway, Fred, what?
1511
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:25,660
So we have talked about a lot of things so far this year.
1512
00:51:25,660 --> 00:51:27,420
We make ribs back by the white ladies and gentlemen.
1513
00:51:27,420 --> 00:51:28,700
(groaning)
1514
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:31,980
All right, I guess if you're into that, that's whatever.
1515
00:51:31,980 --> 00:51:35,780
But, Fred, it's the time of year when, like we said,
1516
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:39,300
it's the holiday season, everybody is getting ready
1517
00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:41,020
to pack on a couple of pounds, don't you think?
1518
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,020
- Yes, yes.
1519
00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:43,900
- This is eating season, which is why I think
1520
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,980
he is probably my favorite.
1521
00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:47,460
- Parvice season.
1522
00:51:47,460 --> 00:51:49,100
- It's harvest season, that's right.
1523
00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:51,180
Well, Fred, I think you should know.
1524
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:54,180
So again, now, like I told you,
1525
00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:56,740
I started working out again because I thought
1526
00:51:56,740 --> 00:51:59,780
there's nothing better than to do when you're as busy,
1527
00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,500
the busiest possible part of the year
1528
00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,300
than to start a brand new routine
1529
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:05,100
that you want to stick to every day.
1530
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:07,820
So that's what I decided to start doing again.
1531
00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:09,420
But, Fred, it made me think,
1532
00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:11,500
maybe I should look into some of my food decisions
1533
00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:16,140
and decide if I should get a double chili cheeseburger
1534
00:52:16,140 --> 00:52:19,580
or a double chili cheeseburger ad lettuce.
1535
00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:20,420
(laughing)
1536
00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:21,540
What's going on in this house there?
1537
00:52:21,540 --> 00:52:22,620
That's the question.
1538
00:52:22,620 --> 00:52:26,420
- Whoa.
1539
00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:28,180
- But no, Fred, I was thinking, like, you know,
1540
00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:29,260
let's look at some foods,
1541
00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:31,620
'cause we're here to inform as well,
1542
00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:34,460
that you might think are healthy,
1543
00:52:34,460 --> 00:52:35,660
but are actually not healthy,
1544
00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:38,100
and some you might not think are healthy.
1545
00:52:38,100 --> 00:52:39,100
- Actually are healthy.
1546
00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:40,580
- Actually healthy, okay.
1547
00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:41,780
- We're gonna teach,
1548
00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:44,460
don't, this is not, not in advice.
1549
00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:45,940
- Yeah.
1550
00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:47,860
- No, we are not, for the pumping.
1551
00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:51,540
- That, take, do not take our advice for whatever,
1552
00:52:51,540 --> 00:52:52,860
don't go out of need.
1553
00:52:52,860 --> 00:52:55,260
- But a hundred of these, yeah.
1554
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:58,580
- So, not that healthy, but also sort of healthy.
1555
00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:00,660
So, one grain is fine.
1556
00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:01,500
- One grain.
1557
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:03,620
- Well, Fred, what about, let's, I'm gonna ask you,
1558
00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:04,900
so I had a few of this here.
1559
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:06,260
- The dried fruit.
1560
00:53:06,260 --> 00:53:07,100
- Yeah.
1561
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,860
- Do you think dried fruit is healthy or not healthy?
1562
00:53:09,860 --> 00:53:12,740
- Not healthy.
1563
00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:14,300
I'm saying not healthy.
1564
00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:15,300
- What do you think, Alan?
1565
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:17,140
- I'm thinking it's healthy.
1566
00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:20,140
- Okay, well, it's considered healthy because it's fruit.
1567
00:53:20,140 --> 00:53:21,340
However,
1568
00:53:21,340 --> 00:53:22,860
- Yeah, I knew it was a bit.
1569
00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:25,060
- Okay, so fruits are nutrient-dense
1570
00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:26,620
and should be a stable in our diets,
1571
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:29,980
but drying fruit changes the concentration of nutrients,
1572
00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:32,380
making it a double-edged sword.
1573
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:33,220
- Yeah.
1574
00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:35,820
- On the positive, dried fruit has more antioxidants
1575
00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:38,700
in fiber than fresh fruit, which fibers are in the way.
1576
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:41,540
Which helps lower your risk for many chronic diseases.
1577
00:53:41,540 --> 00:53:45,980
But, dried fruit is much higher in sugar and calories
1578
00:53:45,980 --> 00:53:47,140
than fresh fruit.
1579
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:51,260
This can be especially problematic if you have issues
1580
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:52,100
with that.
1581
00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:54,900
- Dry fruit also tends to stick to teeth,
1582
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:58,740
especially damaging them and creating dental problems.
1583
00:53:58,740 --> 00:54:03,260
And some dried fruits have added sugar in preservatives.
1584
00:54:03,260 --> 00:54:04,100
There you go.
1585
00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:06,980
Don't forget, dried fruit is using trail mix.
1586
00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:07,820
- Yeah.
1587
00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:08,820
- The popular snack counter is healthy,
1588
00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:11,740
even though it's often loaded with fat, added sugar,
1589
00:54:11,740 --> 00:54:12,580
and something.
1590
00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:13,420
- Yeah.
1591
00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:14,380
- I did it.
1592
00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:16,060
I wouldn't got some trail mix.
1593
00:54:16,060 --> 00:54:16,900
- You're right.
1594
00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:17,740
- This is great.
1595
00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:20,300
- Yeah, I was like, it was the dry fruit trail mix,
1596
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:23,220
and I was eating, it was good.
1597
00:54:23,220 --> 00:54:27,300
But, I take, the raisins in there was like the size
1598
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,980
of my freaking pants.
1599
00:54:28,980 --> 00:54:29,980
Like,
1600
00:54:29,980 --> 00:54:30,980
- That's too much of a...
1601
00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:33,980
- It was too, it was so much, and they were too...
1602
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,300
- Raisins are spare, right?
1603
00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:37,140
- Yeah, spare, raisins.
1604
00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:39,620
- Yeah, that's all it was, raisins and peanuts.
1605
00:54:39,620 --> 00:54:42,660
- Like, it's all of us, raisins and peanuts.
1606
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:44,220
- And it was $17.
1607
00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:47,820
- No, it wasn't that much, but, yeah, close enough.
1608
00:54:47,820 --> 00:54:48,900
- It was that much.
1609
00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:50,620
- It was $16.99.
1610
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,660
- Yeah.
1611
00:54:51,660 --> 00:54:52,660
- It was on sale, bro.
1612
00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:55,460
- $19.95, I'm a big dollar general,
1613
00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:57,140
which is where you should get all of your stuff like that,
1614
00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:59,940
or dollar tree, you can get all of that stuff for cheap.
1615
00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:02,140
So, anyway, friend, how about granola?
1616
00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:04,700
What do you think about old lady granola?
1617
00:55:04,700 --> 00:55:06,540
- I think granola is good for you.
1618
00:55:06,540 --> 00:55:08,180
- Granola seems like a pretty healthy, right?
1619
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:09,660
I don't know if you think it's the same.
1620
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:11,940
I would also think granola would be healthy,
1621
00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:13,420
but, friend, guess what?
1622
00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:14,700
- Come on.
1623
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:17,020
- Granola, while granola is rich in protein,
1624
00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,540
nutrients in fiber,
1625
00:55:18,540 --> 00:55:21,820
and it's just satisfying breakfast or snacks.
1626
00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:24,180
Homemade and homemade granola is called
1627
00:55:24,180 --> 00:55:27,060
for wholesome ingredients such as oats, raw nuts, raw seeds,
1628
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:29,660
raisins and natural sweeteners, often honey.
1629
00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:32,740
Most people don't make their own granola.
1630
00:55:32,740 --> 00:55:33,900
- They're deliant.
1631
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:34,740
- Yep.
1632
00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:37,860
- Commercial package granola is high in calories, fat,
1633
00:55:37,860 --> 00:55:39,340
sugar, and raisins.
1634
00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:44,100
Lower quality granola is often used at granola bars,
1635
00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:47,860
and full fruit of yogurt granola parfays.
1636
00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:50,860
So, friend, that's a bad granola.
1637
00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:51,700
- Yeah, so it's just--
1638
00:55:51,700 --> 00:55:53,180
- Is it a phrase?
1639
00:55:53,180 --> 00:55:54,020
- Yeah.
1640
00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:54,860
- Ah.
1641
00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:56,980
- If you can't make your own granola,
1642
00:55:56,980 --> 00:55:59,060
just consider buying better granola.
1643
00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:01,100
There's a snack on raw nuts.
1644
00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:01,940
- And?
1645
00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:02,940
- My raw nuts can be--
1646
00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:04,420
(all laughing)
1647
00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:06,420
- Well, I said that granola is delicious.
1648
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:08,860
(all laughing)
1649
00:56:08,860 --> 00:56:12,180
So, friend, well, friend, okay, so,
1650
00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:14,060
we struck out so far, over two.
1651
00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:15,460
Well, it's gonna get better, I feel it.
1652
00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:16,460
- All right.
1653
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:17,740
- All right, do you know, and Alan,
1654
00:56:17,740 --> 00:56:18,740
you probably don't know what this is?
1655
00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:19,980
I barely know what this is.
1656
00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:21,900
- Asae bowls.
1657
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:23,220
- Asae.
1658
00:56:23,220 --> 00:56:24,060
- You know, asae that's--
1659
00:56:24,060 --> 00:56:25,540
- A-C-A-I.
1660
00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:27,260
- A-C-A-I, that's exactly right.
1661
00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:28,100
Asae for--
1662
00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:28,940
- Asae for--
1663
00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:29,780
- Asae!
1664
00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:31,700
- It's a berry, it's a type of berry out here.
1665
00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:33,260
It's a healthy berry.
1666
00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:36,380
It's a good source of healthy fats and trace minerals.
1667
00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:37,220
- Right.
1668
00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:41,660
- Now, what do you think, do you think it's healthier, son?
1669
00:56:41,660 --> 00:56:42,500
- That's quite--
1670
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:44,260
- They market two years healthy?
1671
00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:46,260
- That's super healthy, right?
1672
00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:47,100
Well, friend--
1673
00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:48,140
- My ass, food and food.
1674
00:56:48,140 --> 00:56:49,620
- Guess what?
1675
00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:50,460
(laughing)
1676
00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:51,300
- The asae--
1677
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:52,140
- Yeah.
1678
00:56:52,140 --> 00:56:53,180
(laughing)
1679
00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:55,140
- I love bringing me to the Christmas downer
1680
00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:56,220
and the thing giving down.
1681
00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:57,300
(laughing)
1682
00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:59,300
- The turkey tubbler.
1683
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,300
(laughing)
1684
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:02,100
- The turkey right down the road.
1685
00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:03,380
- The asae bowl--
1686
00:57:03,380 --> 00:57:05,380
- The asae bowls processed.
1687
00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:07,740
Pure aid with added sugar and preservatives.
1688
00:57:07,740 --> 00:57:08,580
- The first one.
1689
00:57:08,580 --> 00:57:09,940
- Asae bowls.
1690
00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:11,540
- Yeah, 'cause that's the fruit, like the bowl,
1691
00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:13,460
you know, you get it with all the shit on it.
1692
00:57:13,460 --> 00:57:16,300
The commercial asae bowls tend to be very high in calories
1693
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:17,340
and sugar.
1694
00:57:17,340 --> 00:57:20,420
This also includes asae, popsicles.
1695
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:23,100
Even those marketed as low in sugar,
1696
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:26,540
often list corn syrup or high fruit dose corn syrup
1697
00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:28,660
as ingredients, you could have just a corn syrup.
1698
00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:31,660
Plus, the toppings also tend to be higher in sugar,
1699
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:34,380
including more fruit, packaged granola,
1700
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:36,580
or old enemy, and peanut butter,
1701
00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:38,420
which often also has added sugar.
1702
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:40,340
- So I've never had a asae bowl--
1703
00:57:40,340 --> 00:57:42,660
- I haven't either and now I don't have a reason to have one.
1704
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:47,660
- So, like, if I got a waffle cone bowl,
1705
00:57:47,660 --> 00:57:51,940
it's gonna be a bowl made out of waffle cone.
1706
00:57:51,940 --> 00:57:54,140
- Yeah, it's not a bowl made out of berries, though.
1707
00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:54,980
- Is that a bowl?
1708
00:57:54,980 --> 00:57:56,820
Okay, I thought like a berry bowl.
1709
00:57:56,820 --> 00:57:59,420
- It has like a bunch of the berry stuff in it.
1710
00:57:59,420 --> 00:58:00,260
- In it.
1711
00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:01,420
- And then they put shit on top of it
1712
00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:03,340
and you like mix it together,
1713
00:58:03,340 --> 00:58:05,660
or whatever, and like, yeah, it's not that great.
1714
00:58:05,660 --> 00:58:06,980
- I have one, okay.
1715
00:58:06,980 --> 00:58:10,300
- I have never had one here in a bag, but I've never had one
1716
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:11,820
because every time, exactly,
1717
00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:14,540
'cause every time I went, I was like $10.
1718
00:58:14,540 --> 00:58:15,620
- $10 or $11, yeah.
1719
00:58:15,620 --> 00:58:18,420
And I was like, I'm not paying that much for fruit.
1720
00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:20,340
- Man, you know what you mean?
1721
00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:25,340
We finally started getting the fruit, man, on the corner.
1722
00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:27,900
Like, you ever see that guy, we got the fresh fruit,
1723
00:58:27,900 --> 00:58:30,900
the like, the Mexican, they cut that shit off.
1724
00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:32,020
How much is that?
1725
00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:34,140
- Was that seven bucks, eight bucks, maybe?
1726
00:58:34,140 --> 00:58:35,660
- It's a seven eight dollars.
1727
00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:37,340
- If you get a big one and they put the like,
1728
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:41,140
Tahine, the boy in it, and then they don't fancified,
1729
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:43,980
yeah, it's probably like six, seven bucks, you know, a couple of.
1730
00:58:43,980 --> 00:58:44,980
- Oh, it's right, man.
1731
00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:46,860
- But it's like, oh, it's like a corner snack, you know,
1732
00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:48,380
it's one of those things, you're just like, oh,
1733
00:58:48,380 --> 00:58:49,220
- Right.
1734
00:58:49,220 --> 00:58:51,060
- And here, I'm paying for the convenience of it.
1735
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:54,100
And that's the evil, I guess it's like a meal replacement.
1736
00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:56,460
I guess it would be like the equivalent of breakfast
1737
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:59,140
if you wanted to eat only fruit and granola for breakfast.
1738
00:58:59,140 --> 00:58:59,980
- Yeah.
1739
00:58:59,980 --> 00:59:02,820
- Which is a waste of a meal, really.
1740
00:59:02,820 --> 00:59:04,380
- My thigh.
1741
00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:07,140
- Yeah, eat, eat, eat, eat, don't have a thigh.
1742
00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:08,860
I'm not into that, man.
1743
00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:10,500
- Now, it's hard.
1744
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:11,940
(laughing)
1745
00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:14,140
- Faced out, and say, eat up.
1746
00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:16,620
- No, that's the way we, we, our bowl.
1747
00:59:16,620 --> 00:59:17,620
(laughing)
1748
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:20,180
Well, Fred, what about our old friends?
1749
00:59:20,180 --> 00:59:22,140
What are the oldest meals that I know of?
1750
00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:25,180
Much better, probably, not a meal.
1751
00:59:25,180 --> 00:59:27,260
- Is oatmeal, that's correct, right?
1752
00:59:27,260 --> 00:59:29,900
- But specifically, flavored oatmeal.
1753
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,100
- Uh-uh, no.
1754
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:32,780
- No, you don't think it's healthy, Alan?
1755
00:59:32,780 --> 00:59:34,540
I think you're right, by the way, Fred.
1756
00:59:34,540 --> 00:59:35,380
No, I think it's not healthy.
1757
00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:36,220
- Flavored?
1758
00:59:36,220 --> 00:59:37,060
- No.
1759
00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:40,260
- Well, the one that plain ass oatmeal, man.
1760
00:59:40,260 --> 00:59:43,900
- It says, eat, eat, plain ass oatmeal.
1761
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:45,900
- Feel, not oatmeal.
1762
00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:48,620
Flavor with fresh berries or natural peanut butter.
1763
00:59:48,620 --> 00:59:50,780
So yeah, so oatmeal is whole grain.
1764
00:59:50,780 --> 00:59:52,220
Yeah, no, no, no, it's doing that.
1765
00:59:52,220 --> 00:59:53,060
- It's fair for me.
1766
00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:53,900
- Oatmeal is a whole grain.
1767
00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:54,740
I guess that would probably be good.
1768
00:59:54,740 --> 00:59:55,980
Peanut butter is decent, that's not the worst thing.
1769
00:59:55,980 --> 00:59:56,980
It's not the best thing.
1770
00:59:56,980 --> 00:59:59,860
- It's full of nutrients and fiber, Fred.
1771
00:59:59,860 --> 01:00:02,300
Eat it regularly, can help to crease your risk
1772
01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:04,620
of heart disease by lowering your cholesterol,
1773
01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:05,700
controlling your blood sugar,
1774
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,380
and making you feel longer.
1775
01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:08,500
- You're eating the weight loss.
1776
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:10,700
- Feel fuller longer, sorry.
1777
01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:12,620
Why is not healthy though?
1778
01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:14,620
Makes you feel much longer in the pants.
1779
01:00:14,620 --> 01:00:15,460
(laughing)
1780
01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:17,340
- I feel like I had me eating that last week.
1781
01:00:17,340 --> 01:00:18,180
- That last week.
1782
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:19,740
- You're so obvious.
1783
01:00:19,740 --> 01:00:20,820
- I eat oatmeal.
1784
01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:21,820
- I eat oatmeal.
1785
01:00:21,820 --> 01:00:23,060
- Flavored her in the better.
1786
01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:24,060
(laughing)
1787
01:00:24,060 --> 01:00:26,220
Well, Fred, why are you eating that?
1788
01:00:26,220 --> 01:00:27,220
- I'm not gonna eat that.
1789
01:00:27,220 --> 01:00:30,140
- My favorite oatmeal is it healthy.
1790
01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:33,340
It's because it's very, although it's a convenient alternative,
1791
01:00:33,340 --> 01:00:35,100
it comes in a variety of flavors,
1792
01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:37,500
but it's so high in sugar and salt,
1793
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:40,340
the health benefits of the oatmeal are negated.
1794
01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:41,340
- Processed oatmeal.
1795
01:00:41,340 --> 01:00:42,460
- You gotta try out food in it.
1796
01:00:42,460 --> 01:00:45,180
- Right, can also be processed with gluten,
1797
01:00:45,180 --> 01:00:47,820
so if you have a disease, what about that, don't do that.
1798
01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:49,980
And oatmeal cookies are not typically healthier
1799
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:50,820
than any other.
1800
01:00:50,820 --> 01:00:51,660
(laughing)
1801
01:00:51,660 --> 01:00:52,500
- You just name it.
1802
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,100
- Usually they will all the same shit.
1803
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,780
- You know what, they'll not work.
1804
01:00:55,780 --> 01:00:57,300
- Oatmeal cookies and like pure sugar.
1805
01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:58,140
- We're gonna be like,
1806
01:00:58,140 --> 01:00:59,300
- You're right.
1807
01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:00,820
You're eight, seven cookies,
1808
01:01:00,820 --> 01:01:02,780
and then the oatmeal ones.
1809
01:01:02,780 --> 01:01:03,860
- The one.
1810
01:01:03,860 --> 01:01:05,260
- And there was no dried fruit in them,
1811
01:01:05,260 --> 01:01:07,220
so I'm sure they're fine.
1812
01:01:07,220 --> 01:01:09,460
Well Fred, like you said, instead of eating oatmeal
1813
01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:12,340
or oatmeal cookies, eat plain steel cut oatmeal,
1814
01:01:12,340 --> 01:01:14,980
flavor of fresh berries and or natural peanut butter.
1815
01:01:14,980 --> 01:01:16,980
Now there is a thing Fred that I used to do
1816
01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:19,300
with the guy with the head.
1817
01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:21,060
- Yeah, or finding a guy with a hat.
1818
01:01:21,060 --> 01:01:22,220
- Yeah, good question.
1819
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:26,100
- I will, we used to do like a no bake oatmeal cookie,
1820
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:29,140
which was just like chocolate and peanut butter
1821
01:01:29,140 --> 01:01:30,740
and oatmeal, which was mixed together,
1822
01:01:30,740 --> 01:01:32,780
and then you let it dry out.
1823
01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:35,140
That's fairly healthy from what I understand,
1824
01:01:35,140 --> 01:01:36,660
compared to what you do.
1825
01:01:36,660 --> 01:01:37,940
- That's not bad.
1826
01:01:37,940 --> 01:01:38,780
- Compared to Fred.
1827
01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:39,780
- Foodie shit, yeah.
1828
01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:40,860
- We got two more of these,
1829
01:01:40,860 --> 01:01:42,820
and then we'll give you some maybe's.
1830
01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:45,260
All right, so flavor to yogurt.
1831
01:01:45,260 --> 01:01:48,020
Everybody's there with nothing,
1832
01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:49,740
but you think it's healthy.
1833
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:50,980
- The thing it?
1834
01:01:50,980 --> 01:01:54,700
- I think it, because it has a lot of cultures.
1835
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:55,700
- Yeah.
1836
01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:58,020
I like the sweet guy, and I don't know if that agrees with me.
1837
01:01:58,020 --> 01:01:58,900
- Well, that's the problem,
1838
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:00,060
is we all like the sweet guy.
1839
01:02:00,060 --> 01:02:01,500
- Yeah, the sweet guy, yeah.
1840
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,300
- But yogurt has a lot of life cultures,
1841
01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:05,420
also known as probiotics,
1842
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:06,940
that it has to got my own.
1843
01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:09,060
- It's all your protein.
1844
01:02:09,060 --> 01:02:10,580
- Your gut's important.
1845
01:02:10,580 --> 01:02:12,260
That's where all your guts are at.
1846
01:02:12,260 --> 01:02:13,580
(laughing)
1847
01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:17,300
- It's high protein and bone-moaning calcium.
1848
01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:19,300
Some studies suggest it even helps shrink
1849
01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:21,220
in your immune system.
1850
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:24,700
But most of the yogurt consumed in the,
1851
01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:27,700
and how is that the funniest fucking thing we've said all night?
1852
01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:31,460
So most of the yogurt consumed in the US is flavored.
1853
01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:33,580
A study conducted in 2017,
1854
01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:35,500
about flavor to be the driving force
1855
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:36,940
behind yogurt purchases,
1856
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:39,140
not in the health of an offensive.
1857
01:02:39,140 --> 01:02:41,140
Flavor's yogurt is quite high in sugar.
1858
01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:43,020
(laughing)
1859
01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:45,220
- And corn's flavor, man.
1860
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:46,860
- No one's gonna eat it.
1861
01:02:46,860 --> 01:02:48,580
- I don't know why nobody's buying this.
1862
01:02:48,580 --> 01:02:50,060
- The best yogurt, right?
1863
01:02:50,060 --> 01:02:51,380
(laughing)
1864
01:02:51,380 --> 01:02:53,020
- Let me have some cottage cheese.
1865
01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:53,860
- I don't know why.
1866
01:02:53,860 --> 01:02:54,700
- I don't know why yogurt.
1867
01:02:54,700 --> 01:02:56,220
- Sour and curdled, thank you.
1868
01:02:56,220 --> 01:02:57,220
- Yeah.
1869
01:02:57,220 --> 01:02:58,900
- Because that's what yogurt tastes like.
1870
01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:00,260
Sour and curdled.
1871
01:03:00,260 --> 01:03:01,260
- What are you talking about?
1872
01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:02,980
That's the way mom made it.
1873
01:03:02,980 --> 01:03:04,780
(laughing)
1874
01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:06,140
- Mom had no sense of flavors.
1875
01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:07,700
You couldn't taste the thing.
1876
01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:10,420
So she loved playing-- - I'm in the wall.
1877
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,780
- So she lost it.
1878
01:03:12,780 --> 01:03:15,700
She lost it to a jubilant monster.
1879
01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:17,540
(laughing)
1880
01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:20,860
- That is sugar, bit her body, tongue off.
1881
01:03:20,860 --> 01:03:22,020
(laughing)
1882
01:03:22,020 --> 01:03:23,180
- That's right.
1883
01:03:23,180 --> 01:03:26,980
So Fred, the United Kingdom research is found
1884
01:03:26,980 --> 01:03:29,500
in average sugar content in your yogurt exceeded
1885
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:32,060
the low sugar threshold.
1886
01:03:32,060 --> 01:03:33,420
I don't even know what that means.
1887
01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:37,020
But that means sugar is bad for you.
1888
01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:38,580
- Buggish sugar is bad for you.
1889
01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:40,900
- So basically, okay, so what that means is basically
1890
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:45,900
they consider yogurt to be a dessert, not a other thing.
1891
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:48,060
- It's not even yogurt for dessert.
1892
01:03:48,060 --> 01:03:51,580
- Well, Fred, if you'd ever had yogurt covered pretzels?
1893
01:03:51,580 --> 01:03:52,500
- Yes.
1894
01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:53,700
- Those are the yogurt.
1895
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:54,860
- That is the right answer.
1896
01:03:54,860 --> 01:03:56,100
- Those are the desserts.
1897
01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:57,060
(laughing)
1898
01:03:57,060 --> 01:03:59,500
- However, if you had yogurt, that's a snack.
1899
01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:03,860
Well, no yogurt and yogurt coating are not the same thing.
1900
01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:05,700
- Man.
1901
01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:07,420
- Coding is a frosting though.
1902
01:04:07,420 --> 01:04:08,900
I'm, that's not good.
1903
01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:10,980
(laughing)
1904
01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:13,500
Yogurt coating is more like a frosting
1905
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:15,660
that includes yogurt as an ingredient
1906
01:04:15,660 --> 01:04:17,140
all along with sugar salt.
1907
01:04:17,140 --> 01:04:18,340
- How many of us are in there?
1908
01:04:18,340 --> 01:04:19,860
You're gonna find a yogurt.
1909
01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:22,860
(laughing)
1910
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:24,740
- Okay, so don't give up yogurt, Fred.
1911
01:04:24,740 --> 01:04:25,980
I did.
1912
01:04:25,980 --> 01:04:27,780
- Juice plain or sweet.
1913
01:04:27,780 --> 01:04:29,980
- You straight up gave up on that.
1914
01:04:29,980 --> 01:04:31,460
- I gave up on yogurt a lot.
1915
01:04:31,460 --> 01:04:34,380
(laughing)
1916
01:04:34,380 --> 01:04:36,660
I choose, I now I choose plain or Greek yogurt
1917
01:04:36,660 --> 01:04:38,460
and I have fresh berries for flavor.
1918
01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:42,420
- I'm a American yogurt, that's a trash.
1919
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:43,420
- Yeah, I'm American.
1920
01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:45,020
(laughing)
1921
01:04:45,020 --> 01:04:47,300
So yeah, American yogurt is just milk.
1922
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:49,180
- This is milk candy, you know?
1923
01:04:49,180 --> 01:04:51,100
(laughing)
1924
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:52,940
- A lot of cornstarch in there and just fucking
1925
01:04:52,940 --> 01:04:53,780
- Raw milk.
1926
01:04:53,780 --> 01:04:55,020
- It's not even good milk.
1927
01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:56,220
- No fat milk.
1928
01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:57,300
- No, it's not even good milk.
1929
01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:58,820
It's the milk that they could sell.
1930
01:04:58,820 --> 01:05:02,980
So, what Fred, how about green juices?
1931
01:05:02,980 --> 01:05:04,540
You heard of green juices?
1932
01:05:04,540 --> 01:05:05,380
- Green juice.
1933
01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:06,460
- We all know about our athletic greens.
1934
01:05:06,460 --> 01:05:08,820
- I heard about them, I ain't ever drinking.
1935
01:05:08,820 --> 01:05:10,380
- Potential sponsor of the show.
1936
01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:11,220
- No.
1937
01:05:11,220 --> 01:05:13,300
- If they reach out to us, we'll consider.
1938
01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:14,140
- That's green juice.
1939
01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:15,180
- Now that I'm working out again, Fred,
1940
01:05:15,180 --> 01:05:17,260
I feel like I should be sponsored by
1941
01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:20,380
all those creaching companies, 'cause creaching
1942
01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:21,900
makes you ripped.
1943
01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:24,140
- No, and there's no health negatives.
1944
01:05:24,140 --> 01:05:25,940
(laughing)
1945
01:05:25,940 --> 01:05:29,580
- Again, please refer to the beginning of the segment.
1946
01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:30,540
- During college football.
1947
01:05:30,540 --> 01:05:32,460
- Everywhere, everybody loves creaching.
1948
01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:33,460
- Yeah.
1949
01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:34,820
- Please refer to the beginning of the segment
1950
01:05:34,820 --> 01:05:37,180
when we said this is not medical advice.
1951
01:05:37,180 --> 01:05:39,940
Creaking gene is the best thing you can get against.
1952
01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:41,500
(laughing)
1953
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,540
Might have to beat myself again.
1954
01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:46,340
So, Fred, anyway, how about smoothies?
1955
01:05:46,340 --> 01:05:48,060
Like, say, bottled smoothies in green juices.
1956
01:05:48,060 --> 01:05:49,420
They've been around forever.
1957
01:05:49,420 --> 01:05:50,340
- Yeah, we've been.
1958
01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:51,180
- And we think they're, you know,
1959
01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:52,820
we think 'cause they're made with healthy ingredients
1960
01:05:52,820 --> 01:05:55,900
like fruit, vegetables, green, and they're green colored
1961
01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:57,980
automatically making things healthier.
1962
01:05:57,980 --> 01:06:00,260
That's why I eat so much money.
1963
01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:03,140
Why, it really isn't healthy though, Fred,
1964
01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:05,740
is because bottled smoothies in juices tend to be very high
1965
01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:07,140
and guess what?
1966
01:06:07,140 --> 01:06:08,140
- Sugar.
1967
01:06:08,140 --> 01:06:09,140
- Sugar.
1968
01:06:09,140 --> 01:06:11,140
- Of course.
1969
01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:11,980
- I think honey.
1970
01:06:11,980 --> 01:06:13,860
- Most people don't love the taste of blended vegetables.
1971
01:06:13,860 --> 01:06:15,420
So a lot of fruit or sugar,
1972
01:06:15,420 --> 01:06:17,580
I don't know what you're looking at, but I'm into it.
1973
01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:20,780
So a lot of fruit and sugars add to making it healthy.
1974
01:06:20,780 --> 01:06:24,140
Some restaurants smoothies use flavor or frozen yogurt,
1975
01:06:24,140 --> 01:06:25,460
which adds even more sugar.
1976
01:06:25,460 --> 01:06:26,460
- Yeah.
1977
01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:29,900
- The only way you can fix this is by making your own smoothies
1978
01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:30,740
or green juice.
1979
01:06:30,740 --> 01:06:32,700
(laughing)
1980
01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:33,940
- That's so gross, other.
1981
01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:36,260
- So everything for myself.
1982
01:06:36,260 --> 01:06:38,740
- Right, you can't trust anybody, Fred.
1983
01:06:38,740 --> 01:06:40,900
You can't trust the flavored rice cake people.
1984
01:06:40,900 --> 01:06:42,140
Remember flavored rice cakes?
1985
01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:43,580
You just love those kids, dude.
1986
01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:45,300
(laughing)
1987
01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:47,140
You can't have those anymore, they're not healthy.
1988
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:48,940
- Please tell me that the little debis,
1989
01:06:48,940 --> 01:06:51,140
the Christmas ones are healthy for us.
1990
01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:53,140
- It says the little debi Christmas
1991
01:06:53,140 --> 01:06:54,900
are very, very healthy for you.
1992
01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:57,700
- If you want this to be your last Christmas,
1993
01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:59,860
(laughing)
1994
01:06:59,860 --> 01:07:02,340
you'll never forget this Christmas, it'll be your last.
1995
01:07:02,340 --> 01:07:03,500
(laughing)
1996
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:04,780
Oh, that should be great,
1997
01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:07,300
but I didn't remember it right there.
1998
01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:08,140
- Yeah.
1999
01:07:08,140 --> 01:07:09,340
- You can move me call that,
2000
01:07:09,340 --> 01:07:12,060
called the revenge of a little nebby cake.
2001
01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:13,220
(laughing)
2002
01:07:13,220 --> 01:07:14,940
30 minutes of Allen E. Little nebby cakes,
2003
01:07:14,940 --> 01:07:15,940
the link croaks.
2004
01:07:15,940 --> 01:07:17,340
(laughing)
2005
01:07:17,340 --> 01:07:18,540
- I'll take too many.
2006
01:07:18,540 --> 01:07:21,540
- And then Fred, just keep that you will run him on.
2007
01:07:21,540 --> 01:07:23,540
- Oh yeah, peel the budget.
2008
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:26,460
(laughing)
2009
01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:28,340
- And who does eat one and we'll loop it?
2010
01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:29,340
- We'll loop it.
2011
01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:33,260
- No one will ever notice us do it from a slightly different angle.
2012
01:07:33,260 --> 01:07:36,620
So Fred, about flavor, cold, not water,
2013
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:37,820
sounds pretty good.
2014
01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:38,820
Terrible.
2015
01:07:38,820 --> 01:07:40,140
(laughing)
2016
01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:41,140
- It is.
2017
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,220
- It became big, margarine, my legs,
2018
01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:46,180
and so does our better than regular soda.
2019
01:07:46,180 --> 01:07:47,620
But they have artificial sweeteners,
2020
01:07:47,620 --> 01:07:49,100
which are linked to increasing cravings,
2021
01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:53,180
sweet foods, cavities and unhealthy gut biomes.
2022
01:07:53,180 --> 01:07:58,180
So another, an alternative to soda, Fred, is soda water,
2023
01:07:58,180 --> 01:08:00,860
which is, rash.
2024
01:08:00,860 --> 01:08:02,020
- Yes, then.
2025
01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:02,860
(laughing)
2026
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:03,860
- Just regular water.
2027
01:08:03,860 --> 01:08:05,380
- I would rather drink water.
2028
01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:07,540
- I own urine and drink carpeted,
2029
01:08:07,540 --> 01:08:10,300
but in soda water, I'm not getting.
2030
01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:13,140
So there you go, Fred.
2031
01:08:13,140 --> 01:08:14,940
You shouldn't do that.
2032
01:08:14,940 --> 01:08:15,980
- Any of that stuff.
2033
01:08:15,980 --> 01:08:19,260
- Yeah, so next time you shop, Fred, avoid the hype.
2034
01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:21,060
Start reading the nutrition labels,
2035
01:08:21,060 --> 01:08:26,060
taking up space in a fucking crowded ass food lion.
2036
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:27,820
No one will ask you to please move,
2037
01:08:27,820 --> 01:08:29,660
don't just run by you and hit your cart.
2038
01:08:29,660 --> 01:08:31,460
- Grow your own food.
2039
01:08:31,460 --> 01:08:32,940
- That's right, if you just grow your own food.
2040
01:08:32,940 --> 01:08:34,260
- I'm your own animal.
2041
01:08:34,260 --> 01:08:35,980
- And yeah, exactly, you'll be fine.
2042
01:08:35,980 --> 01:08:37,220
- There you go.
2043
01:08:37,220 --> 01:08:38,420
- So there you go, Fred.
2044
01:08:38,420 --> 01:08:41,460
I hope you enjoyed learning something,
2045
01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:43,060
all the shit that's killing us.
2046
01:08:43,060 --> 01:08:43,900
- That's it.
2047
01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:44,700
- Very bothered.
2048
01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:45,700
(blows raspberry)
2049
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:48,260
We determined this might be Alan's test Christmas.
2050
01:08:48,260 --> 01:08:49,100
- There is Christmas.
2051
01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:49,940
- Nothing.
2052
01:08:49,940 --> 01:08:50,780
- Nothing.
2053
01:08:50,780 --> 01:08:51,620
- Nothing.
2054
01:08:51,620 --> 01:08:52,780
(laughs)
2055
01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:54,300
- Very nice day.
2056
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:55,500
- I passed away.
2057
01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:56,340
(laughs)
2058
01:08:56,340 --> 01:08:58,980
- We need to eat you red fox.
2059
01:08:58,980 --> 01:09:00,180
- This is what?
2060
01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:01,460
- We should do a Christmas hour.
2061
01:09:01,460 --> 01:09:03,020
We should do an AI Christmas hour.
2062
01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:04,660
- Let's go.
2063
01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:05,500
- See you.
2064
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,180
- I don't know if that should end tonight.
2065
01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:08,340
- Let's go.
2066
01:09:08,340 --> 01:09:11,180
- You should, number one, on the Christmas charts.
2067
01:09:11,180 --> 01:09:12,420
(laughs)
2068
01:09:12,420 --> 01:09:15,260
- Fred, you're just gonna get a run for her money ladies and gentlemen.
2069
01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:18,020
All right, well, we're gonna get out of here.
2070
01:09:18,020 --> 01:09:19,900
See you next week with a brand new episode.
2071
01:09:19,900 --> 01:09:21,820
All right, thanks for the podcast.
2072
01:09:21,820 --> 01:09:23,380
We hope you enjoyed yourselves,
2073
01:09:23,380 --> 01:09:24,860
because we enjoyed having you.
2074
01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:25,700
We always do not.
2075
01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:26,540
- Take our time.
2076
01:09:26,540 --> 01:09:28,060
(laughs)
2077
01:09:28,060 --> 01:09:29,300
- I don't know what happened all day.
2078
01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:30,140
Funny.
2079
01:09:30,140 --> 01:09:30,980
(laughs)
2080
01:09:30,980 --> 01:09:33,260
- I tried to say it as sexily as I could have done.
2081
01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:35,300
- I was just trying to say it as sexily.
2082
01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:36,140
- Sexily.
2083
01:09:36,140 --> 01:09:36,980
- Sexily.
2084
01:09:36,980 --> 01:09:39,060
- So ladies and gentlemen, thanks for being here.
2085
01:09:39,060 --> 01:09:40,100
We love you.
2086
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:40,940
Love us back.
2087
01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:43,020
Jordan on Patreon.
2088
01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:45,820
Jordan on Patreon, so we can do more site gags
2089
01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:46,700
that you'll never see.
2090
01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:47,860
- No.
2091
01:09:47,860 --> 01:09:49,340
- Good night everybody.
2092
01:09:49,340 --> 01:09:50,180
- We'll be all night.
2093
01:09:50,180 --> 01:09:51,340
- We'll see you next time.
2094
01:09:51,340 --> 01:09:53,460
(laughs)
2095
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:55,220
(laughs)
2096
01:09:55,220 --> 01:09:56,420
- We are laughing.
2097
01:09:56,420 --> 01:09:57,580
(laughs)
2098
01:09:57,580 --> 01:09:58,900
And we are very good friends.
2099
01:09:58,900 --> 01:09:59,900
(laughs)
2100
01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:02,260
Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
2101
01:10:02,260 --> 01:10:03,420
(laughs)
2102
01:10:03,420 --> 01:10:06,020
(upbeat music)
2103
01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:19,340
- That's it man.
2104
01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:20,500
Game over man.
2105
01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,500
Game over.
2106
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:23,980
- Just hang loose blood.
2107
01:10:23,980 --> 01:10:26,340
She's gonna catch up on the rebar on the meds.
2108
01:10:26,340 --> 01:10:28,940
(upbeat music)
2109
01:10:28,940 --> 01:10:30,580
(laughs)
2110
01:10:30,580 --> 01:10:31,820
(laughs)
2111
01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:32,940
- Oh, what a day.
2112
01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:34,420
(laughs)
2113
01:10:34,420 --> 01:10:35,940
Come home, what is it?
2114
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:37,220
(laughs)
2115
01:10:37,220 --> 01:10:39,260
- Will, thanks all folks.
2116
01:10:39,260 --> 01:10:40,820
- I still love you, son.
2117
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:41,820
Baby.
2118
01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:42,820
- God damn it.
2119
01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:45,460
(upbeat music)
2120
01:10:45,460 --> 01:10:47,460
- I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
2121
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:50,780
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
2122
01:10:50,780 --> 01:10:52,260
- Surely you can't be serious.
2123
01:10:52,260 --> 01:10:54,540
- I am serious and don't call me sure.
2124
01:10:54,540 --> 01:11:22,060
[ Silence ]