This week, on a storied episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Parker recounts his son's DIY haircut gone wrong, Fred describes an uncomfortable encounter with a former coworker's baby, string theory, and a sexy-ass BLC News. All that, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast. It's like comedy, without the laughs.
(00:00) Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. With your host, Parker, featuring the sultry pounds
(00:57) This is the 119th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast
(05:00) Lionel Coxworth recalls bizarre incident involving his young son
(08:18) My son has long hair, and he decided to shave it
(13:00) Fred: Basketball season starts Monday, so he's got to shave head
(17:12) Alan Black says he shaved his natural hair when he was 12
(19:32) Come Christmas time, I'll share my friend's artwork with the world
(20:18) Fred: I've never been out on Black Friday
(23:52) Brown Friday is the day after Thanksgiving when most people put in water system calls
(29:55) Brown Friday is one reason to go Black Friday shopping
(30:42) You said you had a story you wanted to share with the podcast audience
(35:39) If your baby has any interesting features, just say just say
(40:21) Fred believes in the string universe, Alan believes in multiverses
(41:18) This week on BLC news, it's sex offender news
(42:11) Former South Carolina school teacher accused of having affair with teen student
(46:45) If roles were reversed, all hell would be breaking loose
(47:52) BLC reminds you that Christmas season is also syphilis season
(49:40) Syphilis was a big deal before penicillin became a thing
(50:05) Teenager gets USB cable stuck in urethra while trying to measure himself
(53:55) Fred Flint does a Michigan accent for a news story
(54:34) Michigan man accused of masturbating on porch during court appearance
(58:33) Fred: It's weird transition between Thanksgiving and Christmas, Fred
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Welcome, welcome one and all to the 119th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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The podcast adairs to ask the hard questions like,
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"Would you rather own a horse that's the size of a cat or a cat that's the size of a horse?"
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platform and tell your friends. And now it's the world's third smallest giant,
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it's bread.
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I'm still outside of the pixel deck.
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A horse cat.
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Would you rather have a horse that's the size of a cat or a cat that's the size of a horse?
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I don't know, I don't think I could have a horse.
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I can't.
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Can't that be?
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Do you think a horse with the size of it?
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That's a fucking timey image.
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That can't try to knock things off the table.
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Yeah.
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That would, I would not want the cat that way.
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Then what are you going to do with a horse that's small?
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Whatever you want.
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Show it off, I guess.
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You'll be like, "Look at this horse's wiener. It's not as big as mine now."
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I have no idea what you would do with it, but you would do the horse.
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Same size wiener.
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Now me as many horse, super many horse.
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And always I am glad to welcome in the man of the hour, Mr. Alley.
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Oh, he made it.
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Yeah.
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That was a good one.
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Great.
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Great.
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Wiener.
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Christmas is just around the corner.
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Oh, Christmas.
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Can't believe it can, yeah.
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I can't believe it myself.
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And I got to get in close for this.
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My son decided to give me greatest Christmas gift any dad could ever get.
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Buckle in.
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Because you're going to get it.
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It's not the longest story, but it's a story as well worth it.
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Oh, okay.
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And I'm wait until to show you, listen, audience at home.
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I cannot show you guys the picture that I'm going to show for an Alan,
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because it's a whole thing.
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But they're going to do their best to describe it.
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And you're going to love it.
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I'll draw it.
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I'm actually, I'll tell you this.
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I love it so much.
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For Christmas, I'll show it.
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So I love it so much that I have a friend of mine who's an artist and she is decided
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to commission an artwork devoted to the picture that I'll tell you the story about.
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That should tell you enough to know that it's great.
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I was, I was, you had like, like a thing where you could like put the picture up,
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but it's covered.
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And then as you tell the story,
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like one square
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Yeah, you're like, what can I do?
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What can I do?
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You just tell the story.
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And then you'll give you say, I say a keyword.
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It's like, oh, yeah.
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I know.
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And actually, we also wish try that.
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So, so it's, it's, uh, Thanksgiving or fall break, whatever they call it.
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All right.
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Here in our lovely little corner of the world.
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has been, you know, we're kind of trying to trust him.
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He's got to phone stuff.
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you know, it's a trust thing.
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So, and he's doing fine.
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He's in no problem with that.
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So, no, that's gross.
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It's either that or hang out with Graham,
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or just something that he is 100% against.
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So anyway, so he goes on the earlier this week.
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Goes with Graham on the, and the, and the other ones to the jumping.
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Palace, whatever it's air,
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whatever jumping pal jumping.
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Well, I don't know what it's called, the jumping palace.
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We're not a cool name and being a jumping palace is awesome name.
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Right.
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When you be like, yeah, welcome to Lord Jumpington's palace.
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That's awesome right here.
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Mr. Coxworth.
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I'm your guy Lionel Coxworth.
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Let's go see the dungeon of the jumping dungeon.
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The dungeon of roles.
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We have to do roles because nobody can do it anyway.
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So, so they go to Jump, Jump Phil USA or whatever.
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And they come back.
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I get launched everything great.
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Yeah, good good times, right?
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So, they get back they inject my, my mom's like, all right,
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I'm just gonna leave Jack here.
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He's got a key, everything, you know, so he's cool.
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He knows not to leave those.
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So, he's the only home myself for like two and a half hours before I get home, right?
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So, in that time, I don't know exactly when this occurred.
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But I got home with my, with the youngest kid.
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Jack, like runs down the stairs.
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And he has, um, like stuff in his hair.
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I like, it's a wet and I was like, dude,
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did you take a shower?
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And he's like, yeah, then I was feeling musty and I was like,
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that's this is something's up.
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I was like, some are efficient.
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One word is all took for it to be efficient.
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I'm a musty.
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Right. And I'm like, you don't even know what that is.
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And so, so then he, you know, he goes about his business where he goes back upstairs,
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he runs back upstairs.
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And then I cook dinner and I'm like, I already had time to eat dinner.
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And he, uh, he runs downstairs real quick, grabs it.
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It takes off like one even, one even say like, hey or anything.
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Or what?
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And his hair still looks musty.
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Um, and so,
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it's just for you.
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And so,
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then my wife gets home, my wife, you know, my wife's already there.
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She's dinner and she's like, I'm looking for my, um,
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my chapstick.
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Have you seen it?
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And I said, no, it's probably in Jackson.
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She's a thing for chapstick, you know, because he's a kid.
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He's, they're weird with this stuff.
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Right.
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Um, and so, she's like, okay, I'll go check.
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She goes in his room and she like runs back out to where I'm at.
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Like, like runs.
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And it's like, you've got to see this.
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He's baking.
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No, you've got to see this and I'm like, what?
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God, what's happened?
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Did he like cut his own all of what?
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Or is he like doing something like that?
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No, thank God.
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This is, but I don't know if this, you'll have to decide this works better.
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So she's like, you're just going to have to see him.
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Like, he's just got to see him.
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So I was like, okay, well, tell him to come downstairs.
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You know, and I'll talk about whatever's going on.
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The, the, my name's like, little bit, little man comes downstairs.
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And he like, well, refuses to look at me and I like, did you got to look at me?
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And all of a sudden, he turns around and hold on for it.
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And this is what I see.
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Actually, I should go up top.
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Okay.
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So this, my boy, you know, look at that handsome face.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm going to have a bungee again.
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He really so good at him.
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Oh, my God.
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Good, uh, no.
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So, you know, like, who I find, talk, man.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I want to rather than cut messed up.
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I'm going to cut him in the baby.
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So please describe what you've seen in studio on it.
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Oh, my God.
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They got a cold of sack on his head.
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Just a little bit of food to be.
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So like a monk.
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It's a monk.
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There's the habit.
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So my son has a log here.
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And he decided, you know, when you get long hair, when you grow long hair, sometimes you
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have a few little squiggly hairs like toward the front.
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Oh, you know, you have a grown-in.
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They're not quite as short as you are.
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Why don't you have a haircut?
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And he had two and a half hours.
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So I guess do himself.
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And took my, my beer trimmer, which was set very short with no guard on it whatsoever.
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Oh.
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And went blades up towards his hairline instead of going like, you know, to cut it.
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Yeah.
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He's never used it before.
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And so he was like, Dad, I got it.
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You know, I did it once.
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I realized like, oh, my gosh.
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I even it out.
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And he went to a good two inches back all over in the front.
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I can't show, I can't put this on the internet because it's going to be a nice day.
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You should show it to him this again.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So I have to edit so many things.
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I got to find it.
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So here we go.
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So all that, and again, his hair is like pretty long.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, there's more time for this.
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Look at this.
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Yeah.
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He's a wearer.
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I'm a living area.
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Oh, like he was thinking too hard and he took her bra.
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There it is.
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So.
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There you go.
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Oh, he's got a little, a weird ball too, man.
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Well, so here's, here's the dilemma.
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And this is where I need you guys help.
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This is where I'm going to get it.
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Well, here's a call.
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Okay, but here, well, okay, well, though you think it do that.
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You're like, hey, this is hilarious, but that's what they're going to try.
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That's what his mom is like, I hate for you.
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You have to cut all your hair off because I was like, I mean, yeah, I was like, dude, you got
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to go to school like this.
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No, no, he can't go home.
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You will never live this down.
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No.
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And his mom is insistent that he can either come in forward, like you said, he's not going
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to happen.
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It's going to be so noticeable.
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They're going to be like, dude, what's wrong with your hair?
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What's wrong with your hair?
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He wouldn't even say anything.
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Yeah.
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And that's the poor.
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And now Fred and I hear this out and hear this.
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I'll give my wife and son credit for outside the box thinking.
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No, you could just wear a headband every day.
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You could just wear a headband every day.
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You could just wear a headband every day.
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No, no, no, no.
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The broads, and I'm just going to be like, hey, what's wrong, Dave?
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556
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562
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566
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567
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568
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570
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576
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578
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579
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580
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581
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582
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583
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584
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585
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586
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587
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588
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589
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590
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591
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592
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593
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594
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595
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596
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597
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598
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600
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601
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602
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603
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604
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605
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606
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607
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608
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609
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610
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611
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612
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613
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614
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615
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616
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617
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618
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619
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620
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621
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622
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623
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624
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625
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626
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627
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628
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629
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630
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631
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632
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633
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634
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635
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636
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637
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638
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639
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640
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641
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642
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643
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644
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645
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646
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647
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648
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649
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650
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651
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652
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653
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654
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655
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656
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657
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658
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659
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660
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661
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662
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663
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664
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665
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666
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667
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668
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669
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670
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671
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672
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673
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674
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675
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676
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677
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678
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679
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680
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681
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682
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683
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684
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685
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He'll be like, come on.
686
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He'll be like, come on.
687
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,280
All right.
688
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,280
We're going to take a quick break.
689
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,280
Yeah.
690
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,280
We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
691
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,280
We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
692
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We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
693
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We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
694
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We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
695
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We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
696
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We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
697
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We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
698
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We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
699
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We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
700
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We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
701
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280
We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
702
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,280
We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
703
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,280
We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
704
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,280
We'll be right back with more of the mushrooms.
705
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,280
I've never seen a
706
00:18:51,280 --> 00:19:00,280
sense of birth.
707
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,280
Oh shit, what kind of chemical you got in there?
708
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,280
I have put no chemicals.
709
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,280
Only juices and berries.
710
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,280
Oh shit, I ain't done but I'll just put them.
711
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,280
Tell me how you want me to cut this.
712
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:14,280
Just to make it nice and neat.
713
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,280
That'd be eight dollars.
714
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:32,280
[music]
715
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,280
Welcome back to BlackLeaf and Collected Podcast.
716
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:38,280
Unfortunately, we were not able to get our live guest to
717
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:45,280
get the free to go on the internet.
718
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:52,280
Go figure, but like I said, come Christmas time.
719
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,280
I'll make sure to share my friend's artwork with the world.
720
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,280
Oh, I forgot about that for you.
721
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,280
That is going to be the best part.
722
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,280
Frame it and put it over the map.
723
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,280
By then it will have been.
724
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,280
Is that going to be a present for him?
725
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:08,280
It's a present for us, for our family, from them.
726
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,280
No.
727
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,280
That would be awesome.
728
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,280
Oh no.
729
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,280
I can't wait.
730
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,280
She's actually a really good artist too.
731
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,280
I can't wait to see what happens.
732
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:22,280
Fred, like we talked about, it's holiday season.
733
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:31,280
Of course, I know you went out on Friday, this past Friday, and went crazy on the Black Friday
734
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,280
deals because you can't resist the 43-inch TV for $12.
735
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,280
Walmart, all you have to do is kill seven people.
736
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,280
You can probably get it.
737
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,280
Easy.
738
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,280
Probably get it.
739
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,280
Dude, I remember one year I stood in line.
740
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,280
It was a Black Friday deal for an iPhone.
741
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,280
And I stood in line.
742
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,280
I think it was a Walmart.
743
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,280
Yeah.
744
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,280
And it was like $125 or something like that for a brand new iPhone.
745
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,280
And I was like, oh, what a great deal.
746
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,280
Of course, you had to sign up for like a line and all that.
747
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,280
No big deal.
748
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,280
It's a great, you know, it's an iPhone, right?
749
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,280
Right.
750
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,280
And now, but I stood in that line.
751
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:09,280
I went first thing on Black Friday morning, like 7 a.m.
752
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:14,280
And by 10.30, there were still like 15 people in front of me in line.
753
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,280
Yeah.
754
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:22,280
And then like it dawned on me as I was standing there like, I'm trying to save like $75.
755
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,280
I've been here for three and a half hours.
756
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,280
And I'm going to be here for six and a half more of this rate.
757
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,280
Like the rate of people, the rate that people were going through.
758
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,280
Right.
759
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,280
I was like, this is in no way worth it.
760
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,280
So I was like, I'm going home.
761
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,280
I've never been out on Black Friday.
762
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,280
No, you don't ever do it?
763
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280
Never done it.
764
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,280
I did it once from my mom for a TV.
765
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,280
There was like a huge TV.
766
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,280
It was really cool TV.
767
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,280
And it was on sale.
768
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,280
It was a crazy clearance.
769
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:53,280
And she was like, all I want for Christmas this year is this TV.
770
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,280
I'll pay for it if you go get it.
771
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,280
Like you stay in line and go get it.
772
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,280
And like I was like, yeah, let's go.
773
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:03,280
And so we like had some drinks and stayed up until three o'clock in the morning.
774
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,280
We just got in line at circuit city for six hours.
775
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,280
For circuit city.
776
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,280
That's how long ago.
777
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,280
For city.
778
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,280
Yeah.
779
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,280
For my wife.
780
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:15,280
She got on the news for like standing outside like, you know, the news came by.
781
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,280
And it is.
782
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,280
It's insane.
783
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,280
I could do it.
784
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,280
Yeah.
785
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,280
I'm older.
786
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,280
I'm older.
787
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,280
I'm like, my time is worth more.
788
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,280
Like when you're young, it's a young man's game.
789
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,280
So when you're like 20 and you're like, yeah, I'll take Friday off work.
790
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,280
Yeah.
791
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,280
You can go camp out.
792
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,280
Who cares?
793
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,280
We'll drink beers and smoke and have fun.
794
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,280
I totally would do that.
795
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,280
Well, they don't really do that anymore.
796
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,280
Deals are the deal.
797
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,280
Yeah.
798
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,280
They don't know they do it like Thursday.
799
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,280
Like.
800
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,280
Right.
801
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,280
Right.
802
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,280
Yeah.
803
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,280
Thursday night.
804
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,280
Yeah, I'm saying so.
805
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,280
Yeah.
806
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,280
Yeah.
807
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,280
Yeah.
808
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,280
Yeah.
809
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,280
I'm not going to get that though.
810
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:55,280
I'm just saying one that one Walmart like three or four people got killed got trampled the death.
811
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,280
And I'm saying.
812
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,280
That's insane, man.
813
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,280
That was the morning I get one of my iPhones.
814
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,280
So bad.
815
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,280
Capitalism for you.
816
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,280
Yeah.
817
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,280
That was.
818
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,280
Like I was like, I'm getting that iPhone.
819
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,280
Yeah.
820
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,280
Grandma, you've had enough time.
821
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,280
Yeah.
822
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,280
That's it.
823
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,280
But they put a five or seven for like 250.
824
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,280
I might have to go.
825
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,280
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
826
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,280
Like, if it's a good deal, I really want, but like.
827
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:22,280
But it's just not not really wanting that much to like stand out.
828
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,280
No, like 73 inch TV for 200 bucks.
829
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,280
I'd be like, yeah, right.
830
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,280
I'm in.
831
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,280
And then just to fight with those people.
832
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,280
Yeah, but.
833
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:34,280
And but that's also when you get older, you realize, oh, well, they're not going to lose money on that.
834
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:38,280
And maybe they'll lose like a little bit on one or two things like those lost leaders.
835
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,280
You know, where it's like a wool lose.
836
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:44,280
We'll take a 50 hour cut on this because they're going to buy 250 dollars worth of stuff.
837
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,280
Otherwise.
838
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,280
Right.
839
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,280
But I just feel like it's not the same as it used to be.
840
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,280
But so Fred, being that it's not the same as it used to be.
841
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,280
Right.
842
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:57,280
You had mentioned to me something a concept that I do not understand.
843
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,280
Yeah.
844
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,280
So I'm going to let you explain it to me.
845
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,280
So like, okay, you heard of blank Friday.
846
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,280
Yes.
847
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,280
And we're just talking about it.
848
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,280
Yeah.
849
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,280
Yeah.
850
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,280
We're like all the deals.
851
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,280
I brought it up.
852
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,280
But have you heard of brown Friday?
853
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,280
Alan?
854
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,280
Oh, I've heard of brown Tuesday.
855
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,280
How about this?
856
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,280
Let's try again.
857
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:18,280
Okay.
858
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,280
So brown Friday.
859
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,280
Hold on.
860
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,280
I said, hold on.
861
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,280
I said, hold on.
862
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,280
I said, hold on.
863
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,280
Would you please start your.
864
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,280
Hey, he heard of black Friday.
865
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,280
Try that.
866
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,280
Let's start that again.
867
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,280
Okay.
868
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,280
So I know you guys heard of black Friday, right?
869
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,280
Yes.
870
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:40,280
So I heard of this concept called brown Friday.
871
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,280
And Alan, this is for like me and you.
872
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:44,280
Alan.
873
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,280
Like really?
874
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,280
Yeah.
875
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,280
Yeah.
876
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:53,280
Well, mostly probably from me because you really aren't in trenches like I am.
877
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:57,280
But you just, you just on the outside.
878
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,280
Look at it.
879
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,280
Yeah.
880
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,280
In other words, um,
881
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,280
you get light brown Friday, Alan.
882
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,280
Brown Friday.
883
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:12,280
The day after Thanksgiving is the most calls that people put in for like.
884
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,280
There are one assistant back in the.
885
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,280
Oh, oh, okay.
886
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:22,280
I thought this was a skin tone issue.
887
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,280
Not.
888
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,280
How was that more effect?
889
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,280
Well, I said, this is septic.
890
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,280
The septic.
891
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,280
Yeah, but I'm saying, dude, I poop all the time.
892
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,280
Like, why would it not be an issue for me?
893
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,280
I thought it brown boots.
894
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280
But, you know, that's what I was.
895
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280
That's why.
896
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,280
The skin thing.
897
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,280
We shit.
898
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:46,280
Ha, we hit, but they skinned me.
899
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,280
We hit it hard.
900
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:51,280
Most of the calories.
901
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:57,280
We are dehydrated, mother.
902
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,280
But yeah, that's the, that's the day with regard, like they, they get the, they get all their
903
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:06,280
calls, like a lot of the voter voters and, you know, all the other.
904
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,280
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
905
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,280
Yeah, it's like the one of the business days for.
906
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,280
Oh my gosh.
907
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,280
I wonder if that's like, I guess that is their block.
908
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,280
They're like, this is the best day of the year.
909
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:22,280
Because I feel like on that day, you can charge whatever you want.
910
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,280
Right.
911
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,280
Yeah.
912
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,280
Yeah.
913
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,280
Like, if you work, I feel like if you were like, you said a septic guy and you worked on,
914
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,280
or like a plumber and you worked on Thanksgiving every year and you were like,
915
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,280
I'm going to put an ad dirt is super bowl.
916
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,280
Yeah, you're the, the, the, the Thanksgiving football game.
917
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,280
The basis I'm here on call right now.
918
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:44,280
No, I wait until the, like until the, until like the afternoon game.
919
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,280
Yeah.
920
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,280
And like 24/7 service available right now call.
921
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,280
Oh, dude, you would make so much money.
922
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:55,280
You'd be the richest guy in shit, though.
923
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,280
Uncle Johnny, I'm the toilet again.
924
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,280
I'm here.
925
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,280
I'm here.
926
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,280
I'm going toilet.
927
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,280
Yeah.
928
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,280
I'm going to get on the piece this year.
929
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,280
And I love it.
930
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,280
I got that peak on power.
931
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,280
You got to put it in.
932
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,280
You put down a deposit on Thanksgiving lunch.
933
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,280
I'll let it up again, partner.
934
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:26,280
Yeah.
935
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:30,280
I am hopeful that I won't have to participate in Brown Friday.
936
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,280
No, you never know.
937
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,280
Never know, man.
938
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,280
You never know, man.
939
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,280
You never know.
940
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,280
Yeah, but it's got to come off.
941
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,280
It's true.
942
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,280
And Brown Friday could really be any Friday.
943
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:45,280
Yeah, let's say, Brown Friday, we're in Tuesday.
944
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:51,280
I'll never forget and not to get gross to the listeners, but I'll never forget when like in our old house.
945
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:57,280
We had a septic tank and that thing backed up and like we overfilled it and I didn't realize it.
946
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:03,280
And then all of a sudden everything started like the drain started bubbling brown and black car.
947
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,280
And I was like, what is happening?
948
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,280
And I was like, oh my God, it's most terrible.
949
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,280
Yeah.
950
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,280
I called somebody.
951
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,280
He's like, dude, this is like one of the last time he did this.
952
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,280
I'm like, we never did this.
953
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,280
It's supposed to be done every three to five years.
954
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,280
I'm like, you look here.
955
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,280
I'm like, oh, like seven and a half years.
956
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,280
And he's like, okay.
957
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:24,280
So and then like, even he let me like go out and look at the septic thing once he dug it up and everything.
958
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,280
All right.
959
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,280
And like he's like, oh, I was like liquid gold.
960
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,280
And I was like, I know.
961
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:33,280
He took the like, like, he had like a drill.
962
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,280
And he was like, oh, yeah.
963
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,280
Yeah.
964
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:44,280
He's like, I'm making a slushy and I'm like, you have the, you just fucking life, right?
965
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,280
Yeah, dude, I don't understand.
966
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,280
I couldn't do that job.
967
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:50,280
That is like, but if it's your job manager, dude, you need me.
968
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,280
Yeah.
969
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,280
Yeah.
970
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,280
Yeah.
971
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,280
Yeah.
972
00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:00,280
I mean, I'm like, but if it's your job manager, dude, you need me.
973
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,280
Hey, man.
974
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,280
Oh, yeah.
975
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,280
He got, he got, he got what, four or $500 for being out for an hour.
976
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,280
Do it, though, man.
977
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,280
I do what you got to do, man.
978
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:11,280
I see like it might, you know, when I work, you see the guys cleaned out the porta-potting.
979
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,280
Oh, they smell so bad.
980
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,280
I just couldn't.
981
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,280
I think.
982
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,280
You get numb to it, I think.
983
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,280
Like, yeah, no.
984
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,280
Yeah.
985
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:22,280
But I'm sure there's sometimes where you're like, oh, but I think I got a rotten.
986
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,280
I got a rod sewer lines with a camera and shit.
987
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:29,280
You know, and, you know, it's like, hey, see other people shit.
988
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,280
Yeah.
989
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:36,280
You know, you build it and it to frame crawl through 250.
990
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,280
Yeah.
991
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,280
The world's highest mountain.
992
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,280
It's just known to man.
993
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:46,280
When he came out on the other side, he was clean.
994
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:52,280
Yeah.
995
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,280
Yeah.
996
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,280
That's terrible, though, man.
997
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,280
That's crazy.
998
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,280
I saw a video, dude.
999
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,280
He was like doing some digging in his yard and shit.
1000
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,280
And like, he hit that vault.
1001
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,280
He didn't know what it was.
1002
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,280
He was like, oh, wow.
1003
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:10,280
I found like a vault in my backyard.
1004
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,280
Yeah.
1005
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,280
He's like, what's inside of you open up.
1006
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,280
He's like, yeah.
1007
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,280
Yeah.
1008
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,280
Yeah.
1009
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,280
Surprise.
1010
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,280
That's crazy.
1011
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,280
Yeah, man.
1012
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:25,280
Well, I'm glad that, you know, glad that everybody's got to get their money somehow.
1013
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,280
You got to make that money, man.
1014
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,280
Yeah, that brown Friday.
1015
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,280
That's the one reason to go back Friday shop.
1016
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,280
But as if you're like, I'm calling the guy.
1017
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,280
It's brown Friday and we're going shopping.
1018
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,280
Like we're going to all the sales.
1019
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,280
Yeah.
1020
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,280
We got to save this money.
1021
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,280
I'm not going to be here.
1022
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,280
That's crazy.
1023
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,280
Yeah.
1024
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,280
You said you had a story you wanted to share with the guy.
1025
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,280
Yeah.
1026
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,280
It's not a good story.
1027
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,280
But I know it could have been.
1028
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,280
No offense, but how could it be?
1029
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,280
No.
1030
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,280
So this is one of those things that parenting is you only, it only happens if you're a pair.
1031
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,280
Right.
1032
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:02,280
And before I tell the story, I want to let everybody know that I'm not a mean guy.
1033
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:07,280
I don't just make fun of people for like the sake of it.
1034
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,280
Sure.
1035
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,280
But this thing that happened to me.
1036
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,280
He's going to make fun of people just for the sake of it.
1037
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,280
Yeah.
1038
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,280
It's the.
1039
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,280
Yeah.
1040
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,280
That's what somebody says.
1041
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,280
Just don't get them not a racist, but I'm not a racist.
1042
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:24,280
But I do have a seven foot cross that I just put in your front yard that's on fire.
1043
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,280
So we are my wife.
1044
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:33,280
We went out to dinner, you know, one night and we went to our local haphazies.
1045
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,280
And.
1046
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:39,280
And it was it was one that I used to work at their years ago.
1047
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,280
It's the one.
1048
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,280
You know, it's the only one.
1049
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,280
Yeah.
1050
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,280
Right.
1051
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:47,280
And so, you know, we sit down and, you know, our relatives, is that why?
1052
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,280
No, no, no, no, no.
1053
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,280
We ain't.
1054
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,280
You had said something about how.
1055
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,280
Where did it go?
1056
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,280
We drink that stuff.
1057
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,280
You're, I don't even know what that is.
1058
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,280
Honestly, the dollar bargaritas that Applebee said.
1059
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,280
That can't be good.
1060
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,280
No, it cannot be.
1061
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,280
That's why.
1062
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,280
It is a economy.
1063
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:08,280
Yeah, but in today's economy, you're not even saying any shot of Mark.
1064
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,280
Well, all the way he's a general manager at the Applebee.
1065
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,280
And he's like, he's dollar margaritas.
1066
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,280
I can't wait till they go away.
1067
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,280
He's in these people are insane.
1068
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,280
They complain about a dollar margaritas.
1069
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,280
It's the black Friday of bargaritas.
1070
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,280
Yeah.
1071
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,280
People are all.
1072
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,280
Like, Johnny Reedus.
1073
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,280
Yeah.
1074
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:33,280
Yeah.
1075
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,280
Anyway, so anyway, anyway, anyway.
1076
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,280
Let's go in the notes.
1077
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,280
I'm working it up.
1078
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,280
I'm working up new phrases and catchphrases.
1079
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,280
So anyway.
1080
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:47,280
We waited comes over and gets our drinks and we're conversation and all this good stuff.
1081
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,280
And this dude walks past the table.
1082
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,280
Dude walks past by the table and he's like, you're all free.
1083
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,280
What up?
1084
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,280
And I looked at him and I was like, Oh, shit.
1085
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,280
I was like, you still working.
1086
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:58,280
You still working?
1087
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,280
You still working?
1088
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,280
Yeah.
1089
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,280
But like 20 years.
1090
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,280
I was like, you know, working is like, yeah, man, still.
1091
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,280
It's cool, man.
1092
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,280
We talked for a little bit and everything.
1093
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,280
He's like, you do, do you remember this girl?
1094
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,280
And I was like, yeah, I remember her.
1095
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,280
And she's like, well, I'm marrieder.
1096
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:19,280
Hello.
1097
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,280
Cool.
1098
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,280
I was in and she's like, she's here.
1099
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,280
And we just had, you know, our new board.
1100
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,280
Our anniversary here.
1101
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,280
Yeah.
1102
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,280
She's like, she's here eating and she's got the kid with him, little baby girl.
1103
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,280
I was already in a cool man.
1104
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,280
Just like Fred.
1105
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,280
[LAUGHTER]
1106
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,280
What you doing with that black baby?
1107
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,280
[LAUGHTER]
1108
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,280
I'm happy.
1109
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:52,280
And so like, he's like, well, I got to, you know, make my rounds or whatever.
1110
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,280
You know, I'll bring the baby back over, you know, and look at it.
1111
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,280
So I'm going to fill up your turkey, bring your baby back.
1112
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,280
With the club rib.
1113
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,280
He's got one baby on the arm with a picture of teeth.
1114
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:07,280
He's like, sorry, baby back ribs are available right now.
1115
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,280
[LAUGHTER]
1116
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:15,280
So I thought of cool.
1117
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:19,280
For me, my wife, we order our food and we're talking and conversation.
1118
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,280
And we got about the baby.
1119
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,280
Yeah, I forgot all about, you know, dude, everything.
1120
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,280
My food then came out and we're starting to eat and everything.
1121
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,280
He's like, here's my baby.
1122
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,280
Yeah, he does.
1123
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,280
He just walks right back up to the table with the baby.
1124
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,280
Hey, here's my baby.
1125
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,280
And he put the baby like right there in front of me.
1126
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,280
Oh, no.
1127
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:47,280
I jumped back like big commotion dropped my foot and my foot like all those shit.
1128
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,280
The baby had a cliff lit.
1129
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,280
Oh, no.
1130
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,280
But like, I mean, I was not me, man.
1131
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,280
You're being me right now.
1132
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,280
I was like, oh, I am.
1133
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,280
And you're like, oh, I know.
1134
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,280
I know I'm so bad.
1135
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,280
It's so bad.
1136
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,280
It's so bad.
1137
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,280
It's so bad.
1138
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,280
I mean, because you weren't expecting that.
1139
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,280
I wasn't expecting it.
1140
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,280
Right.
1141
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,280
If it was just,
1142
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,280
you were like, how did your wife react to your reaction?
1143
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,280
She didn't say things.
1144
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,280
She jumped over.
1145
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,280
Oh, we both jump.
1146
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,280
I mean, you're not expecting right, right?
1147
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,280
This happy, smiling baby.
1148
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,280
Like,
1149
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,280
yeah, yeah.
1150
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,280
You're being quiet, Fred.
1151
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,280
No, I did.
1152
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,280
No, no, no, no.
1153
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,280
So what did he say?
1154
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,280
Did he just like, this is a normal baby job?
1155
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,280
Well, this is my baby.
1156
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,280
This is the little girl I was.
1157
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,280
How is she so cute?
1158
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,280
You know, which she was.
1159
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,280
She was a cute baby.
1160
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,280
From the snow.
1161
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,280
But like,
1162
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,280
now I'm going to freak out.
1163
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,280
You know what I'm saying?
1164
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,280
I'm like, you're like, you're like, you're just going to
1165
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,280
get the girl over.
1166
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,280
I'm like, bring the mom over.
1167
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,280
Let me see if I can.
1168
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,280
I'm still trying to eat my food.
1169
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,280
I can't die.
1170
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,280
Like,
1171
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,280
all I see is the baby.
1172
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,280
Right.
1173
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,280
Can you get on?
1174
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,280
Yeah.
1175
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,280
I can't see it.
1176
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,280
So like,
1177
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,280
so,
1178
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,280
it's just a PSA.
1179
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,280
Look.
1180
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,280
What?
1181
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,280
Don't worry.
1182
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,280
I'm going to look for a PSA.
1183
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,280
I'm trying to look for a couple of babies at one people.
1184
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,280
If your baby is not people,
1185
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,280
I'm kidding!
1186
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,280
If your baby has any interesting features.
1187
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,280
Yeah.
1188
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,280
And/or is ugly.
1189
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,280
Objectively ugly.
1190
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,280
Just say,
1191
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,280
just be like, hey,
1192
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:36,280
what you need to do is give me five feet of lead up.
1193
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,280
Yeah!
1194
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,280
So that I can assess the baby situation and then judge
1195
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,280
that baby is acceptable or
1196
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,280
what happened to Fred?
1197
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,280
Just give me a few feet.
1198
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,280
Just throw the baby on the...
1199
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,280
Yeah, just do it, man.
1200
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,280
Like, Chuckie, like a Chuckie doll and it's a guy.
1201
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,280
I'm sorry.
1202
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,280
I'm sorry.
1203
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,280
And then I did.
1204
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:05,280
So what did he, did he,
1205
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,280
did he seem to react to your reaction?
1206
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,280
No.
1207
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:09,280
Well,
1208
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,280
he's just beaming with pride because this is very...
1209
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,280
Right!
1210
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,280
This baby girl, you know?
1211
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,280
Yeah.
1212
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,280
He wasn't like...
1213
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,280
Him and his wife got clean and...
1214
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,280
Well, good.
1215
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,280
That's a good story.
1216
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,280
Is that something that can happen to you?
1217
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,280
That's a good story.
1218
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,280
Probably.
1219
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,280
I think I'm out of head being some...
1220
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,280
Could be.
1221
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,280
I don't know how that...
1222
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,280
I don't know how that happens to you.
1223
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,280
Would I know they can fix it?
1224
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,280
Yes!
1225
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,280
Yes!
1226
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,280
Hopefully they're gonna...
1227
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,280
Watching Phoenix was...
1228
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,280
Right.
1229
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,280
Exactly.
1230
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,280
See?
1231
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,280
Oh, that's what C.L.B. means.
1232
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,280
There you go.
1233
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,280
Oh, my God.
1234
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,280
I was wondering.
1235
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,280
I was like, "Should I put this up?"
1236
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:57,280
I was like, "Yeah, I just thought it was Caucasian Latino Black person."
1237
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,280
Yeah, that's what I thought it was.
1238
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,280
I was like, "Yeah, that's what I was like."
1239
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,280
I was like, "I'm doing it."
1240
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,280
I was like, "Okay, that's where we're at nowadays."
1241
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,280
That's twice tonight that Fred has brought something up
1242
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,280
and I thought it was race-related and it turns out...
1243
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,280
It was not my assumptions.
1244
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,280
My assumptions have been...
1245
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,280
They've been...
1246
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,280
A skewed.
1247
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,280
What does that say about you?
1248
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,280
That I am not racist, but...
1249
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,280
(Laughter)
1250
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,280
You don't feel a bit...
1251
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,280
But ding!
1252
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,280
Where am I?
1253
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,280
That's...
1254
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,280
Hey, man.
1255
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,280
He doesn't say no.
1256
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,280
No one is...
1257
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,280
Fred, so I'm glad...
1258
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,280
Were you able to finish your meal afterwards?
1259
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,280
I did.
1260
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,280
I've got it down, man.
1261
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,280
And how was the Mexican taco salad or whatever?
1262
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,280
(Laughter)
1263
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,280
Yes, a lot of chicken as well.
1264
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,280
Was that what it was?
1265
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,280
I knew it was something like that.
1266
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,280
I was close.
1267
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,280
I was close.
1268
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,280
There's one food group away.
1269
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,280
No, that's the problem is like...
1270
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,280
My wife loves...
1271
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,280
Like, "Cajun pasta" or whatever.
1272
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,280
Like, "chillies" I think is where it is.
1273
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,280
And she's like, "Oh, that Cajun pasta and I'm like...
1274
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,280
I don't think that's that great."
1275
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,280
But you love it.
1276
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,280
If you love it, you love it.
1277
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,280
Yeah, oh, it just brings us...
1278
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,280
I can make it.
1279
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,280
Coy and Pepple, the type of...
1280
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,280
Yeah.
1281
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,280
There you go.
1282
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,280
Maybe I will make it.
1283
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,280
You're telling that?
1284
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,280
Like, "Cajun pasta."
1285
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,280
All right, old Joe show.
1286
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,280
He is your mom's new.
1287
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,280
He did you do.
1288
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,280
He did you do?
1289
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,280
He did you do?
1290
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,280
Yeah, he did.
1291
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,280
All right, we're gonna take another quick break.
1292
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,280
We'll be right back with this week's...
1293
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,280
DLC News.
1294
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:41,280
The Black Linkin Collective Podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
1295
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:51,280
(Music)
1296
00:39:51,280 --> 00:40:01,280
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1297
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:08,280
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1298
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:20,280
(Music)
1299
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:26,280
Welcome back to the 119th edition of Black Linkin Collective Podcast.
1300
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,280
Alan, it's been a little while.
1301
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,280
Time is...
1302
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,280
Yeah.
1303
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,280
Linear.
1304
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,280
I don't know.
1305
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,280
I mean, I guess.
1306
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,280
It's like whatever.
1307
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,280
I don't fucking know.
1308
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,280
I don't know.
1309
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:39,280
I don't know.
1310
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,280
I don't know.
1311
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,280
Do you both really?
1312
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,280
I believe in the string universe.
1313
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,280
If there's different strings...
1314
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,280
Yeah, string theory.
1315
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,280
Okay, explain that before we get into the news.
1316
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,280
You won't be explaining string theory.
1317
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,280
Quick, real quick.
1318
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,280
30 seconds.
1319
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,280
30 seconds.
1320
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,280
30 seconds.
1321
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,280
(Laughter)
1322
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,280
Okay, I'll give you 45 seconds.
1323
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,280
(Laughter)
1324
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:06,280
Well, the basically string theory is there's a universe and then our universe
1325
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,280
and it's just the strings.
1326
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,280
They're just separate universes and instead of all the...
1327
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,280
Oh, the overcross.
1328
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,280
Okay.
1329
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,280
Like a string.
1330
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,280
Yeah.
1331
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,280
Well, take a string.
1332
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,280
Watch a good time.
1333
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,280
Yeah, exactly.
1334
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,280
Well, all right.
1335
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,280
Let's go to the new...
1336
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:31,280
(Music)
1337
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,280
Turn that shit down.
1338
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,280
(Laughter)
1339
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,280
Down more?
1340
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,280
Okay, I just turn it all the way up.
1341
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,280
It's a welcome to BLC News, ladies and gentlemen.
1342
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,280
This week on a very special BLC News.
1343
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,280
It's...
1344
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,280
Sex-dependent news, I guess.
1345
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,280
I don't know if it is sex-dependent news.
1346
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,280
It's just weird stories.
1347
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,280
I was gonna call it real sex.
1348
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,280
BLC.
1349
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,280
(Laughter)
1350
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,280
But I didn't know what it should be.
1351
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,280
Real sex, BLC.
1352
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,280
Real sex.
1353
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,280
The whole...
1354
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,280
The whole world with that shit then.
1355
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,280
Because...
1356
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,280
Real sex.
1357
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,280
Man, that was so fucking deceit.
1358
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,280
I know, dude.
1359
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,280
Real sex, real sex.
1360
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,280
Real sex, real sex.
1361
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,280
Man, yeah, real...
1362
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,280
Real sex.
1363
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,280
That was terrible.
1364
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,280
Oh, well...
1365
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,280
Well, we're gonna start off, Fred, about...
1366
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,280
And let me show you guys this...
1367
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,280
This person's...
1368
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,280
I will put on TV.
1369
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,280
Oh, this is so real.
1370
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,280
This face was terrible.
1371
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,280
Yeah, it was always bad.
1372
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,280
It was always bad.
1373
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,280
Yeah, it was bad, too.
1374
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,280
So, this week, Fred, we're starting out right down the road
1375
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,280
in the Holly Hill, South Carolina.
1376
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,280
Holly?
1377
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,280
Yeah.
1378
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:32,280
As you can see on the screen,
1379
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,280
let me tell you a little story about school teacher,
1380
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,280
Regan Anderson.
1381
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,280
Regan.
1382
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,280
So, Regan was...
1383
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,280
As age 27, she's a former South Carolina school teacher
1384
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,280
and third grade volleyball coach,
1385
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,280
who is in the news these days for all the wrong reasons.
1386
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,280
Anderson.
1387
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,280
I know, right?
1388
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,280
The former Holly Hill Academy teacher
1389
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:54,280
faced a serious criminal charges for an illicit affair
1390
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,280
with a 17-year-old student.
1391
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,280
So, you can see a picture of her,
1392
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,280
if you're watching the stream.
1393
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,280
I wonder how that works out.
1394
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,280
No, it's...
1395
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,280
Yeah, she's going...
1396
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,280
She's facing two counts of sexual battery
1397
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,280
which led to her arrest in November.
1398
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,280
What was this birth date of?
1399
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,280
I don't know.
1400
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,280
I don't know.
1401
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,280
It doesn't say that.
1402
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,280
It didn't get into a lot about him.
1403
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,280
'Cause...
1404
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,280
They all said it $2,500.
1405
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,280
But she can't...
1406
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,280
She's got to be on like GPS monitoring.
1407
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,280
She can't contact the victim or their family.
1408
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,280
I mean...
1409
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,280
I don't know.
1410
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,280
I mean, I knew a guy allegedly...
1411
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,280
Yeah.
1412
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:36,280
He was 15 and he met this girl and she was 22.
1413
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,280
Allegedly.
1414
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,280
Allegedly.
1415
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,280
And...
1416
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:43,280
Man, she rocked his world and he was happy of it.
1417
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,280
And he never complained.
1418
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,280
Never complained.
1419
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,280
Well...
1420
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,280
He just said he's never complained.
1421
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,280
I mean, I never...
1422
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,280
I mean, I never...
1423
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,280
He never complained.
1424
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,280
He never complained.
1425
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,280
He never complained.
1426
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,280
He never complained.
1427
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,280
So...
1428
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,280
Well, he got...
1429
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,280
But you got to understand, though, Alan,
1430
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,280
is these disturbing incidents unfolded?
1431
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,280
With the first alleged sexual battery near the school on October...
1432
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,280
In October, followed by a second encounter in a pizza hot...
1433
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,280
Pizza hot parking lot...
1434
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,280
Per the arrest warrants.
1435
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,280
Well, no fuck, it's talked too much.
1436
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,280
They talked too much.
1437
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,280
Yeah.
1438
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,280
That's what...
1439
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,280
You want to talk too much?
1440
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:16,280
You can't...
1441
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,280
You can't be a 17-year-old boy and be like...
1442
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,280
And bang one of your teachers and not say...
1443
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,280
She said a known it, though.
1444
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,280
Like, she said a known it was gonna get out.
1445
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,280
Like...
1446
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,280
Right.
1447
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,280
Dude...
1448
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,280
I mean...
1449
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,280
Dude...
1450
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,280
I mean, you're texting...
1451
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,280
And so it gets out to one person...
1452
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,280
It's gonna get out to more people...
1453
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,280
And...
1454
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,280
You...
1455
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,280
The police don't even...
1456
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,280
They don't even...
1457
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,280
All they got to do is have suspicion...
1458
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,280
And then...
1459
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,280
They got all the evidence on your phone.
1460
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,280
People don't realize that your phone is not your phone.
1461
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,280
You know what I mean?
1462
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,280
Oh, I think I got that.
1463
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,280
Oh, no, I didn't.
1464
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,280
No, you're good.
1465
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,280
No, okay.
1466
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,280
Your phone is not your phone.
1467
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,280
I don't...
1468
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,280
Yeah.
1469
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1470
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,280
It's a...
1471
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,280
There is a difference because...
1472
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,280
I mean, when...
1473
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,280
Allegedly that person I knew...
1474
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,280
No, it's your phone's and no...
1475
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,280
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1476
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,280
So, like, even if they...
1477
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,280
Somebody sent something...
1478
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,280
It wasn't nothing to do about it.
1479
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,280
It would be your...
1480
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,280
No, it...
1481
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,280
And teenagers were different at that time.
1482
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,280
Right.
1483
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,280
That's why...
1484
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,280
Dude, we're not gonna let this go...
1485
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,280
You know, we're not getting rid of this.
1486
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,280
I mean, this is...
1487
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,280
This is fucking awesome.
1488
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,280
You know, so...
1489
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,280
If they're having it by name...
1490
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,280
They probably would have blackmailed the teachers...
1491
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,280
More dudes with a blackmailed the teacher...
1492
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,280
...in the fucker...
1493
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,280
You know?
1494
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,280
You know, I heard what you did.
1495
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,280
You'll give me...
1496
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,280
I'ma tell you that.
1497
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,280
Yeah.
1498
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,280
I mean...
1499
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,280
I don't see the...
1500
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,280
You know, the...
1501
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,280
Yeah.
1502
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,280
I mean, plus I have the same rate...
1503
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,280
I never saw why a teacher...
1504
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,280
17-year-old teacher...
1505
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,280
I mean, the teacher would hang out with a student.
1506
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,280
Right.
1507
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,280
You know...
1508
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,280
But...
1509
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:58,280
I mean...
1510
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,280
I mean...
1511
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,280
I mean...
1512
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,280
I said these kids...
1513
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,280
These kids nowadays are not children.
1514
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,280
Why ain't...
1515
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,280
17 is not...
1516
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,280
17 is not a child anymore.
1517
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,280
That's a...
1518
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,280
That's a little...
1519
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,280
That's a...
1520
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,280
Mentally...
1521
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,280
I get what they say.
1522
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,280
Mentally, mentally.
1523
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,280
Yeah.
1524
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,280
It's mentally, y'all.
1525
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,280
But...
1526
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,280
I don't know.
1527
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:20,280
I don't know.
1528
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,280
It's hard.
1529
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,280
It's hard.
1530
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,280
I don't know, bro.
1531
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,280
Yeah.
1532
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,280
I don't know.
1533
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,280
Because I guarantee you if you access 17-year-old...
1534
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,280
What do you think we should do about this, son?
1535
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,280
And maybe like, uh...
1536
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,280
Send her back to my room again.
1537
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,280
Yeah.
1538
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,280
You know, he was like...
1539
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,280
He's not gonna be mad about that.
1540
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,280
Unless he didn't want it to happen.
1541
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,280
'Cause I mean...
1542
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,280
And I just doubt that.
1543
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,280
Okay.
1544
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,280
As a parent.
1545
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,280
As a parent.
1546
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,280
Okay.
1547
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,280
I know what my answer would be.
1548
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,280
I know what my answer would be, too.
1549
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,280
You know...
1550
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,280
Exactly.
1551
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,280
I mean...
1552
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,280
I hate to sound like that.
1553
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,280
Yeah, yeah.
1554
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,280
I'm gonna be like...
1555
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,280
Nice.
1556
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,280
I'm gonna be like...
1557
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,280
I have a like, "Hey, just you."
1558
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,280
You take some.
1559
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,280
I'd be like, "Son, you could have done better than a teacher."
1560
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,280
Yeah.
1561
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,280
I try to find a scientist.
1562
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,280
Well...
1563
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,280
No, I'm kidding.
1564
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,280
No, but I mean...
1565
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:15,280
But I mean, that being said, again, obviously it's like a schoolboy dream and everything.
1566
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,280
They're like, "Oh, we're teachers up."
1567
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,280
But in reality...
1568
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,280
You know, it's not...
1569
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,280
If the roles were reversed...
1570
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,280
Right.
1571
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,280
Yeah, I was gonna say that.
1572
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,280
And all hell would be great.
1573
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,280
Right.
1574
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,280
Right.
1575
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,280
Yeah.
1576
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,280
So...
1577
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,280
We would not have the same opinion.
1578
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,280
Right.
1579
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,280
And yeah, and my daughter was...
1580
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,280
No, I'm like...
1581
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,280
Right.
1582
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,280
You know that motherfucker.
1583
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,280
You know, okay.
1584
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,280
Well, there's double standards.
1585
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,280
And I write down...
1586
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,280
There's double standards.
1587
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,280
I don't care.
1588
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,280
I'll say that.
1589
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,280
There's no higher, there are double elements.
1590
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,280
You know...
1591
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,280
You know that...
1592
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,280
You're hypocrite because...
1593
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,280
No, fuck you!
1594
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,280
Yeah.
1595
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,280
I am a hypocrite.
1596
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,280
You know, let me just say...
1597
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,280
Yeah, I'll be a hypocrite.
1598
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,280
Let me tell you guys this.
1599
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,280
Okay?
1600
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:59,280
This week's BLC News is brought to you by our friends at the WHO...
1601
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:03,280
who want to remind you that Christmas season is also syphilis season.
1602
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,280
That's right.
1603
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,280
Syphilis.
1604
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:10,280
The STD that's highly contagious and spread by anal, vaginal, or oral sex...
1605
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,280
Oh, right.
1606
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,280
...has a raging boner.
1607
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,280
And it's on the prowl for some hot tail of this holiday season.
1608
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:20,280
So, if you wake up after a hot night of unprotected sex...
1609
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,280
and notice that in and around your aindness and mouth...
1610
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,280
you have small ulcers...
1611
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,280
Oh, what?
1612
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,280
You might be staring at the big rod of early syphilis.
1613
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,280
Then, a few weeks later...
1614
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,280
if you have a copper-colored rash on the palms of your hands or feet...
1615
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,280
or moist lesions in your groin...
1616
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,280
congratulations!
1617
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:41,280
You've graduated to secondary syphilis.
1618
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,280
Secondary.
1619
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,280
If you still don't feel like going to your doctor...
1620
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,280
you might just wake up one day...
1621
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:52,280
with the white hot cream of tertiary syphilis.
1622
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,280
Which would love nothing more...
1623
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,280
than reaming out your brain, eyes, and ears...
1624
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,280
causing paralysis, blindness, deafness, or even death.
1625
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,280
Now, that doesn't sound fun, does it?
1626
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:11,280
The downside is that syphilis can easily be treated with some common antibiotics.
1627
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,280
The downside?
1628
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,280
The downside?
1629
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,280
The downside.
1630
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,280
But...
1631
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,280
If you decide that you have the holiday spirit...
1632
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,280
and want to get the gift that keeps on giving...
1633
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,280
just go to your nearest bar and say...
1634
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,280
syphilis, I'd love some.
1635
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,280
Brought to you by the Deaf and by the WHO...
1636
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,280
and Dr. Sholes blister cushions.
1637
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,280
We got the cushion after you do the pushin...
1638
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,280
(Laughter)
1639
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:38,280
...or the official sponsors of this week's health review.
1640
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,280
So, on to better news, Alan.
1641
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,280
Sort of, maybe not.
1642
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,280
I didn't know about the syphilis stuff.
1643
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,280
I was in the king of the king of the king.
1644
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:50,280
The syphilis is the thing that killed all the famous painters in shit.
1645
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,280
It was a real big deal before penicillin became a thing and they could like heal it.
1646
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,280
So, speaking of big deals...
1647
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,280
Fred, this news comes to us courtesy of...
1648
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,280
Irish news, mental health.
1649
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,280
Yeah, get ready for this.
1650
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:05,280
Get ready to...
1651
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,280
...wind your anus.
1652
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,280
Teenage boy gets USB cable stuck in your rethra while trying to measure himself.
1653
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:12,280
(Laughter)
1654
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:16,280
A teenage boy tried to measure the length of his own penis.
1655
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:21,280
But ended up in the hospital after getting a USB cable stuck in his rethra while doing so.
1656
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,280
Oh!
1657
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,280
Let me tell you.
1658
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,280
Let me find out.
1659
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:32,280
The 15-year-old boy told doctors that he wanted to measure the "measure" of the length of his penis...
1660
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,280
...after being triggered by sexual curiosity.
1661
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:41,280
He decided to insert the USB cable into his private parts via the rethra to stimulate himself.
1662
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:47,280
However, it got stuck and he was unable to remove it.
1663
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,280
He really went far in there too.
1664
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,280
Shortly afterwards, he noticed blood in his urine.
1665
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:56,280
We saw him go to his local EMS or get a doctor's apartment.
1666
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,280
They tried using a scope to remove the cable.
1667
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:04,280
Doctors first tried using a scope to remove the cable along metal rod.
1668
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:09,280
But that didn't work as the cable had managed to not itself while inside the boy.
1669
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,280
Oh!
1670
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,280
He was transferred to a university college hospital.
1671
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,280
But it was pretty thick over there.
1672
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,280
In the operation, surgeons made an incision into his penis.
1673
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:22,280
Notice that the cable had been cut into two segments and removed both segments.
1674
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,280
After sewing up his rethra and penis, the surgeons then inserted catheters...
1675
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:31,280
...so the boy was able to use the bathroom without damaging himself any further.
1676
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:36,280
Two weeks later, they checked the area thoroughly.
1677
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,280
Didn't find any liquid.
1678
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:41,280
Leaky at your excessive scar tissue and removed the catheter.
1679
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,280
So everything turned out great.
1680
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,280
Now you got a dumb ass story every time I grew up to get dick.
1681
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:51,280
This is the episode of like the fucking story.
1682
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,280
Dude, just look away.
1683
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:58,280
You know what? Like everybody else, I got a seven inch dick.
1684
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,280
Oh, dick operated.
1685
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,280
Yeah.
1686
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,280
And I'll just lie about my dick.
1687
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,280
You know what? I'm seven inches.
1688
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,280
You should tell your son the story.
1689
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,280
And be like, "See, son?
1690
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,280
Could be worse.
1691
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,280
It could be worse."
1692
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,280
Yeah, right?
1693
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,280
What you did is not that bad.
1694
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,280
Always look at my side of my side.
1695
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:17,280
Still reminding.
1696
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,280
No, I'm telling you.
1697
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:19,280
No, no, no.
1698
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,280
That's...
1699
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,280
That's an imagine.
1700
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,280
Which...
1701
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,280
And that he's dick.
1702
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,280
Yeah.
1703
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,280
That's kind of the...
1704
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,280
I don't want to know.
1705
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:33,280
And if you saw the X-ray that I saw, that shit was not just like, "Oh, it's a little bit in there."
1706
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,280
It was like up inside of him.
1707
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,280
Yeah, but why would you...
1708
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,280
I mean, just put it next to your dick and put it...
1709
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,280
Yeah.
1710
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,280
Because, Alan...
1711
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,280
Spoiler alert, Alan.
1712
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,280
He wasn't measuring his penis.
1713
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,280
He was doing something weird as shit.
1714
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:52,280
To try to stimulate, he was trying to get him some more.
1715
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,280
I love computers.
1716
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,280
I was...
1717
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,280
I'm gonna stick you as...
1718
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,280
Oh, there's an internet.
1719
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,280
Just...
1720
00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,280
It's like, "I want to be...
1721
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,280
Exactly, yeah, exactly."
1722
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,280
Like, "Jack is..."
1723
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:02,280
Yeah, that's...
1724
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,280
That's so old-school, man.
1725
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,280
Yeah.
1726
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,280
I want to...
1727
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,280
Who just jacks it anymore?
1728
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:12,280
Who just jacks it anymore, man, though?
1729
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:13,280
Right?
1730
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,280
Yeah.
1731
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,280
Yeah.
1732
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,280
That shit...
1733
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,280
That was the doing thing, me...
1734
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,280
Oh, yeah.
1735
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,280
Yeah.
1736
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,280
Actually, you know, we're making fun of that, but it is sad
1737
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,280
that it's gotten to the point that...
1738
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,280
Yeah, if you're 15, you shouldn't have to stick.
1739
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,280
No.
1740
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:33,280
When I was 15, Sears catalogues were perfect enough for me.
1741
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,280
Right, yeah.
1742
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,280
When I was 15, I like breeze, was all I took.
1743
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,280
Right.
1744
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:40,280
And I'm like, "No, I noticed I moved slightly.
1745
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,280
We're here, baby.
1746
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,280
Action on."
1747
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,280
[Laughter]
1748
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,280
I'll be back in 45 minutes.
1749
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:47,280
Yeah.
1750
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,280
I got it.
1751
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,280
I got it.
1752
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,280
I got it.
1753
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,280
Got it.
1754
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,280
Got it.
1755
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:53,280
Got it.
1756
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,280
Got it.
1757
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,280
Got it.
1758
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,280
All right.
1759
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,280
Well, I got one more news story for you guys.
1760
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,280
I hope you guys listen to it anyway.
1761
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,280
Like this.
1762
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,280
I don't know if you're going to like it.
1763
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,280
It's not as a gruesome.
1764
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,280
Okay.
1765
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,280
Let's just...
1766
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,280
You know what?
1767
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:08,280
Let's just get into it.
1768
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,280
This courtesy of our friends at lawoncrime.com.
1769
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,280
Okay.
1770
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,280
Don't quote unquote gang gang.
1771
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,280
Maybe I should do a voice.
1772
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,280
Let me see where this is at.
1773
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,280
Okay.
1774
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,280
I don't know.
1775
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,280
How do you do a Michigan accent, Fred?
1776
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:22,280
No.
1777
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,280
No one can.
1778
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:24,280
What's it?
1779
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:25,280
Hey there.
1780
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,280
Partner.
1781
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,280
What about bears?
1782
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,280
What about bears?
1783
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,280
That's kind of Michigan's like right there.
1784
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,280
I'm on a mission.
1785
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,280
I have to complete.
1786
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,280
Oh, it's kind of Canadian too.
1787
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,280
A said, "I'm on a mission.
1788
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,280
I have to complete."
1789
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:41,280
This is a manicuse of trying to break into residential homes, masturbating on their
1790
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:46,280
porches, and masturbating on their porches tells the judge he must continue.
1791
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,280
He's got a mission to complete, Fred.
1792
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:56,280
A six-year-old Michigan man with a history of sexual-aided crimes is facing a possible life
1793
00:54:56,280 --> 00:55:01,280
sentence after he was caught on surveillance cameras and then he'd break into several homes
1794
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,280
and masturbating outside of them.
1795
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,280
We're not going to say his name, but he looks real happy.
1796
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:12,920
It says this guy who did himself no favors when he interrupted a judge during his first
1797
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:18,280
quarter-parents this week, he was genuinely to seemingly defend his own actions.
1798
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:22,640
He was taken into custody on Thursday and charged with three counts of first degree attempted
1799
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:26,080
home invasion at one count of indecent exposure.
1800
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:30,840
So he's actually.
1801
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:35,480
So yeah, apparently he just decided to sit down with the place.
1802
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:40,480
He responded Tuesday to 9-1-1 calls and there was a dude trying to bring it to houses and
1803
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:44,960
then they say said the suspect attempted to enter at least three houses along the street.
1804
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:49,120
When the suspect realized he could not enter one of the homes, he proceeded to expose himself
1805
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,360
to the ring doorbell camera and start whacking it.
1806
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:57,480
The suspect then attempted to enter at least two more homes, but once again unable to
1807
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,480
do so because the doors were locked.
1808
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,440
"Fucking wacky guy, man."
1809
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,440
He looks like a...
1810
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,880
Yeah, I'm going to bring his picture up for the team here.
1811
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:05,880
He looks like a wacky guy.
1812
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,280
He looks like he's a lot of fun in a party, Fred.
1813
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,720
I'm going to just tell you that.
1814
00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:14,080
He looks like a kind of guy who's going to jerk it.
1815
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,200
No, he looks like a...
1816
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,200
Rorschach.
1817
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,200
Yeah.
1818
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,200
Yeah.
1819
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:23,720
You're locked in here with me.
1820
00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:24,720
Yeah.
1821
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:29,480
He's a fucking master.
1822
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:30,480
Anyway.
1823
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,280
So maybe he needs a...
1824
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,280
He and the USB guy need to get together.
1825
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:35,280
Check it out.
1826
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,280
Check it out.
1827
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:37,280
Check it out.
1828
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:38,280
Check it out.
1829
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,280
Check it out.
1830
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:40,280
Check it out.
1831
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,280
Check it out.
1832
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:42,280
Check it out.
1833
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,280
Check it out.
1834
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,280
Yeah, he's...
1835
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:45,280
Yeah, he's...
1836
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,280
He's like nothing...
1837
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,280
Nothing.
1838
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,840
Nothing clears my head after trying to robberies, like jerking it on somebody's front porch.
1839
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,840
I've heard of car jackings, but...
1840
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,840
How's Jacket's?
1841
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:53,840
Come on.
1842
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:54,840
Nothing.
1843
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,840
The whole new music.
1844
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,840
So a neighbor told a...
1845
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:02,280
The old man's a Detroit affiliate.
1846
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,280
Oh, yeah.
1847
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,280
Oh, yeah.
1848
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:12,280
So during his arrangement, this gentleman interrupts the judge to say, "Your honor, if
1849
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:17,960
I can interrupt you, I'm on a mission and have to complete it by years end."
1850
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:18,960
And...
1851
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:19,960
What's that?
1852
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:20,960
He didn't say.
1853
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,080
He said, "Being tethered."
1854
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,400
And then the guy said, "No, no, no, dude.
1855
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,280
I would ask you to not say that."
1856
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,280
And then...
1857
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,280
He's a lawyer.
1858
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,280
Yeah.
1859
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:34,280
He's like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
1860
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,280
So...
1861
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,280
See, on the jacks, Nate?
1862
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,280
Yeah, like, yeah.
1863
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,280
Exactly.
1864
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,280
It's on the mission to jerk off on every porch in Detroit.
1865
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,280
So, not...
1866
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,280
Not great.
1867
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,280
So they decided to give him a half a million dollar bond.
1868
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:46,280
Damn.
1869
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,280
There you go.
1870
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:52,280
Now you know, Fred, don't go whacking it.
1871
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:53,280
No, man.
1872
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,280
What other people are...
1873
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:55,280
Oh, whacking it on the slackenments.
1874
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,280
I don't know.
1875
00:57:56,280 --> 00:58:00,280
I can't hear it on the porch with the ring door.
1876
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:04,280
Don't forget, all these stories you've read have been brought to you by the WHO.
1877
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:10,280
If I got to show all those poster cushions, we get the cushion after you do the push-in.
1878
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:11,280
I love that.
1879
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,280
That's a great tagline they came up with.
1880
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,280
Nobody home, pull out the don.
1881
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,280
No one, it's all right.
1882
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,280
Bring your own down, your own bell today.
1883
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,280
Yeah.
1884
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:26,280
Oh, that's terrible.
1885
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,280
That's terrible.
1886
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,280
Bring the ring.
1887
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,280
Bring the ring.
1888
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,280
Oh, swing.
1889
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,280
Oh.
1890
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:38,280
So, Fred, that's what's going on in BLC News this week.
1891
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,280
Yeah, it's not a...
1892
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,280
BLC land is not a...
1893
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:45,280
No, BLC land is a weird...
1894
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,280
It's in that weird transition between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
1895
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,280
Yeah.
1896
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:54,280
Yeah, it's in that weird transition between Christmas and Christmas.
1897
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:58,280
Yeah, it's in that weird transition between Christmas and Christmas.
1898
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:02,280
Yeah, it's in that weird transition between Christmas and Christmas.
1899
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:05,280
Yeah, it's in that weird transition between Christmas and Christmas.
1900
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:09,280
Yeah, it's in that weird transition between Christmas and Christmas.
1901
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,280
Yeah, it's in that weird transition between Christmas and Christmas.
1902
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:15,280
Yeah, it's in that weird transition between Christmas and Christmas.
1903
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,280
Yeah, it's in that weird transition between Christmas and Christmas.
1904
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,280
Yeah.
1905
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1906
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:24,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1907
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1908
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:28,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1909
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1910
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1911
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1912
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1913
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1914
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1915
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1916
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1917
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1918
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1919
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1920
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1921
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1922
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1923
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:57,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1924
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1925
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1926
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1927
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1928
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1929
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1930
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1931
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1932
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1933
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:16,280
Yeah, it's in that weird rubber.
1934
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,280
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1935
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,280
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1936
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:25,280
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1937
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:51,280
[LAUGHTER]
1938
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,280
We are laughing.
1939
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,280
And we are very good friends.
1940
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,280
[LAUGHTER]
1941
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,280
Good vibes, daring and special moments.
1942
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:00,280
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1943
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:15,280
That's it, man.
1944
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,280
Game over, man.
1945
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,280
That's game over.
1946
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,280
That's game over.
1947
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,280
Just hang loose blood.
1948
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,280
She's going to catch up on the rebar on the meds.
1949
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,280
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1950
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,280
[LAUGHTER]
1951
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:30,280
Oh, what a big thing.
1952
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,280
What a moment.
1953
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:33,280
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1954
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,280
Well, thanks all folks.
1955
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,280
I still love this, baby.
1956
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:39,280
God damn it.
1957
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,280
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1958
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,280
I don't worry.
1959
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,280
Nobody's listening anyway.
1960
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:47,280
As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1961
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,280
Surely you can be serious.
1962
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,280
I am serious.
1963
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,280
And don't call me sure.
1964
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,280
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1965
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,860
(gentle music)