In Episode 230 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew welcomes special guest Dave Peterson from Peterson's World Famous Hotdogs for a chaotic, hilarious ride through weird history, childhood myths, and off-the-rails comedy. This episode features Wack History facts about car crashes in 1895 Ohio, the Great Molasses Flood, Alexander the Great, Karl Marx, Pepsi’s military deal, and Montenegro’s 101-year war with Japan. The gang also debates old-school myths like wet hair causing colds, gum staying in your stomach, blue blood, toads causing warts, Pop Rocks and soda, and more. Plus, they swap stories about rotary phones, VHS tapes, cassette decks, hitchhiker jokes, and a wild cat-and-squirrel moment on the Swamp Rabbit Trail. If you love absurd conversations, funny trivia, weird facts, and unfiltered comedy, this BLC Podcast episode delivers all of it.
In Episode 230 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew welcomes special guest Dave Peterson from Peterson's World Famous Hotdogs for a chaotic, hilarious ride through weird history, childhood myths, and off-the-rails comedy. This episode features Wack History facts about car crashes in 1895 Ohio, the Great Molasses Flood, Alexander the Great, Karl Marx, Pepsi’s military deal, and Montenegro’s 101-year war with Japan. The gang also debates old-school myths like wet hair causing colds, gum staying in your stomach, blue blood, toads causing warts, Pop Rocks and soda, and more. Plus, they swap stories about rotary phones, VHS tapes, cassette decks, hitchhiker jokes, and a wild cat-and-squirrel moment on the Swamp Rabbit Trail. If you love absurd conversations, funny trivia, weird facts, and unfiltered comedy, this BLC Podcast episode delivers all of it.
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swap the mail and start it in the morning.
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I'm gonna get fucked!
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With your host, Arthur.
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Featuring the Celts, we sound so Fred and I'll also Ellen the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome, welcome, Morning All!
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To the 230th episode of the BLC Podcast, the official podcast of
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The Waders who don't write your order down, the worst.
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Love your ball of gifts!
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Don't rest in peace, rest in power.
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Right, give me my flowers.
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We'll see you next time.
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So, we're probably broadcasting live, mostly live, from the Placial Eastie Studios scattered
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in the USA.
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And we'll see you next time.
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We'll see you next time.
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Welcome back to the 230th episode of the BLC podcast.
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It's the second half of the show.
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We're still joined by our special guest host this week.
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Fred, I have to tell you, you were talking about losing some stuff and winning.
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You know what?
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Thanks to our friends at Mac.Bed, Fred, you'll never believe what happened.
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You're a freaking sore.
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You fucking asshole.
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And then the broken...
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You outbeater.
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You outbeater.
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He's the Highlander.
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You're the Highlander.
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No, it's the...
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Where you go, who are you trying to go?
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Let's try to go, who you are.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I've been to going there and saw it and I'm fucking...
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You were like a million of them.
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No, I was trying to get a beat on it.
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And that was my whole thing.
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Everybody was like driving a price up on them.
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And I was like...
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I got mine for a whopping $13.
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$13.
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I said it at 15 and that was as high as I would go.
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So yeah, I got a sword, bitch, and I'm gonna put everybody down and they come out.
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It's also place, right?
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Is this the only sugar here?
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It's a great place.
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I hate it.
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I hate it.
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We're things that I hate but are great.
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So, Fred, it's wack history, but we're getting to the end.
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We're pushing back toward the end of wack history month.
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David, we do wack history month following black history month every year because we...
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They run.
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So...
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We're gonna bring wack history back to its roots this week.
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We just hit you with some wack history, wack facts, nothing crazy, nothing wackadoodle, just wack.
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A history.
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So, Fred, in 1895, the entire state of Ohio had only two cars.
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You know that, shockingly, Fred.
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They still managed to get into an accident with one of them.
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You're right.
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I'm trying.
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What year is this?
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1895.
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Jesus.
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I was born.
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So, there you go.
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That's what cars, and they managed to find one another in the day.
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They find out a race.
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Yeah, I'm probably...
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Exactly what it is.
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I can't see it.
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This guy can push two.
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I'm going on almost two miles an hour here.
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Hold on to your bloomers, doll.
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They were driving like they're doing the movies.
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Yeah, more people are playing around with their bloomers.
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You see a kid on a bike just... right by you.
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Slow down, son.
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Oh, her now, Spady.
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Where's the fire, Spady?
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Man.
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So, in 1895, we're in Ohio.
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So, Fred, we're cold-browns.
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So, Fred, 101 years ago, to this merry day, what?
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Maybe.
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A massive tank of molasses first opened in Boston, Massachusetts, causing a sticky wave that killed 21 people in injured well over 100.
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Oh, great.
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They said the great molasses flood spread at about 35 miles an hour.
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Wow.
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That's what you call a sticky situation.
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Exactly.
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Over in my son's room.
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My head was burned.
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My head was burned.
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My head was burned.
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It was like...
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Things that happened in America.
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Yeah, I'm saying history.
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I've seen books in the headlamps short stories on it.
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But you had one about the great molasses flood.
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And they said the reason that happened, the owner of the company didn't want to upgrade the...
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The solo where it was stored it.
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And then said before it broke, the rivets were popping out like bullets.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah.
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And then the next thing you know, the whole thing collapsed.
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A real fear of mine, Fred.
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Because that's what it's all commercial.
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That's why they probably did that in class.
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That's probably why they did the rivet bursting thing in cartoons.
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Yeah.
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No, Fred, one of my biggest fears, and I don't know if you guys...
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Maybe I can unlock this fear for you all, is when you're driving by an 18-wheeler on the interstate,
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get right where it's like lug nuts are.
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Because I've seen where those things can fly off like bullets and just like shoot right through.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah, maybe I saw that.
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Maybe I didn't, but I always think about it.
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I don't really know.
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No, that's...
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No, well, Fred...
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It's like, no, it's not gonna be a full year for us.
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No, it didn't get it there.
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That's fine.
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Well, Fred, have you heard of Alexander's...
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I don't know.
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No, I heard Alexander the worst of the supreme.
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Alexander Graham Bell.
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Yeah.
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No, well, Fred, Alexander the great from all accounts.
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From all accounts, he's pretty good.
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He was great.
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When he was a child, he was reprimanded, Fred, by a teacher.
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Because the teacher, because he was wastefully through two whole fistfuls of rare incense
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into the sacrificial fire.
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Whoa.
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Well, Fred, when he was an adult and he captured Gaza, which just so happened to be the prime agricultural source of the incense,
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he wasted, he sent home a whopping 18 tons to the same teacher that to him as a gift.
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There you go.
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I was going to say, "Get in here, officer."
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Who the hell was that?
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Who's the chronic?
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Yeah, get his hands off of some...
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You'll never touch it, since...
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Well, Fred, you know who Karl Marx is?
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Yeah, I heard of him.
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His great, great, great grandson has a YouTube channel.
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Grotto?
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No, no.
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His great, great, great, great grandson.
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And he does parkour.
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And you want to know what it's called, Fred?
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And this is for the...
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Oh, the movie.
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Hex Marx, the spot, or the...
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exclamation marks.
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Great name for it.
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Scalmason marks.
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So I should...
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Oh, well, Fred, here's one that's going to hurt Alan's feelings.
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That's sure, watch, he's not going to like this.
265
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,280
So Fred, I think we've talked about this before.
266
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,280
Potatoes were not very popular as food in France.
267
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,280
They were only seen as fit, basically, for animals.
268
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:09,280
Not only that, but they were generally considered to be non-digestable to humans.
269
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:14,280
So a pharmacist named Parmianceia knew they were good for food
270
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,280
and wanted to popularize them among the working class.
271
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,280
He bought a two-acre farm to grow potatoes and placed arm guards around at all times.
272
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:27,280
People assumed the arm guards meant something was very valuable in there,
273
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,280
so they began to steal the potatoes.
274
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,280
And that's how potatoes became popular in France.
275
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,280
Then the main Fritzfries.
276
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,280
And then they invented Fritzfries, so thank you for having to give that.
277
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,280
Well, I didn't like that story.
278
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,280
I didn't like that story.
279
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,280
No, no, no stories about potatoes.
280
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,280
Yeah.
281
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,280
You know what hurts feelings.
282
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,280
Well, Fred, how about this one?
283
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,280
What?
284
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,280
You more of these now.
285
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,280
Well, move on.
286
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:09,280
During the Cold War, Fred, there was an idea to drop extra large condoms labeled medium onto the Soviets
287
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,280
to make them think that we as Americans were anatomically superior
288
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,280
and make them be more afraid of fighting.
289
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,280
I believe that.
290
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:28,280
What is that like when you buy a shirt from a Chinese website?
291
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,280
You thought you bought an extra large?
292
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,280
But it's like a small, yeah.
293
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,280
I think that's a brilliant idea for one thing.
294
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,280
Talk to me.
295
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:45,280
It's okay.
296
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,280
You want one too, man?
297
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,280
Come on.
298
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,280
Yeah.
299
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,280
Hello, man.
300
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:01,280
Oh, here.
301
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,280
Oh, you're.
302
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,280
Oh, Lord.
303
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,280
That's all right.
304
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,280
Well, Fred, so we have a few more like I said, Fred Pepsi.
305
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,280
Are you a Pepsi man or Coke man, David?
306
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,280
I'm a Pepsi or Coke.
307
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,280
It's a big question.
308
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,280
I guess I'm a Coke man.
309
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,280
Oh, man, I was Fred.
310
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,280
Yeah, I'm a Coke man.
311
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,280
Fred, not there's not the soda, but.
312
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,280
He loves this coke.
313
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:39,280
If there's coke, Fred's near it.
314
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,280
Well, Fred, Pepsi, at one point,
315
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,280
it had the world's six largest military after the price.
316
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:52,280
Yeah, after the price of Russian vodka couldn't cover their deal for Pepsi products.
317
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,280
So it was a trade they made a trade.
318
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:58,280
They said, we'll trade you vodka for soda, right?
319
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,280
No.
320
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,280
Yes.
321
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,280
Well, this is a while ago.
322
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:07,280
And then the vodka pricing, the vodka pricing didn't equate.
323
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,280
So the Soviets.
324
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:18,280
Right. The Soviets threw in 17 submarines, a frigate, a cruiser and a destroyer for part of the trade deal.
325
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:24,280
Fun fact, Fred, the president of Pepsi Co at the time told National Security Advisor,
326
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:30,280
we're disarming the USSR faster than you are.
327
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,280
We're in Pepsi.
328
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,280
This is in the 80s, right?
329
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,280
This is in the late late before.
330
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:42,280
And then he took a submarine and all that shit was like, hey, we got an army now.
331
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,280
We're going to suck Michael Jackson.
332
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,280
That's what happened to sign Michael Jackson after that.
333
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,280
That's all it took.
334
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:54,280
Well, Fred, we'll do one more because you know, I've heard that there's some crazy stuff going on in the world right now.
335
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,280
No way.
336
00:41:55,280 --> 00:42:01,280
Fred, even if we were at war, what you saying we are, only half of the people in the government are saying that we are.
337
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:08,280
Fred, our war couldn't last nearly as long as our friends in Montenegro.
338
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:23,280
That's right. Montenegro was and was at war technically with Japan for 101 years until they signed a peace treaty in 2006.
339
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:34,280
So Montenegro was aligned with Russia in the Russo-Japanese war and they declared war on Japan, but then they forgot to declare peace later on.
340
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:43,280
They realized they're going to be like, you know, they've been hanging out and stuff.
341
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,280
Yeah.
342
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,280
You know what that war right?
343
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,280
No.
344
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,280
No.
345
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:54,280
Ladies and gentlemen, here's that's your Wackfax history facts.
346
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,280
Wackfax.
347
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,280
Wack history.
348
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:01,280
So now, Fred, we're going to move on to something possibly different.
349
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,280
Possibly.
350
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,280
Possibly.
351
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,280
So.
352
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,280
Okay.
353
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:15,280
So early in the year, it was like a true or false, I think.
354
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,280
Everything.
355
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,280
It's not that.
356
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:25,280
It's what our parents told us.
357
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,280
It's what our parents told us back in the day.
358
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,280
Do you believe it now or not?
359
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:37,280
So like these are some genetic facts.
360
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,280
Just cut it.
361
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:43,280
It's got that now.
362
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:51,280
So how about going outside with wet hair causes cause?
363
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,280
True.
364
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,280
True.
365
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,280
True.
366
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,280
Yeah.
367
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,280
Okay.
368
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,280
So then we believe it.
369
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,280
Now, I don't know if these facts are real or not.
370
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,280
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
371
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,280
I just have the statement.
372
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,280
So we have to.
373
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,280
We have to.
374
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:09,280
We're going to make a true or false.
375
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,280
We have to decide.
376
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,280
Yeah.
377
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,280
We're going to decide.
378
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:20,280
I think, yeah, I think going outside with wet hair and a cold, we'll give you a cold.
379
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,280
Okay.
380
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,280
Uh, so.
381
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,280
I think rain may appear in any time.
382
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,280
So wait, are we going to.
383
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:32,280
I don't know.
384
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,280
I thought.
385
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:38,280
I thought you were going to tell us the things.
386
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,280
We thought they were real and I mean you were going to tell us.
387
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,280
We weren't real.
388
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,280
I'm not going to do that.
389
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,280
Well, apparently.
390
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,280
I could not be real.
391
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,280
I don't see.
392
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,280
I don't.
393
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,280
I'm Steve Scott.
394
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,280
I don't know.
395
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,280
I'm the warden of bad.
396
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,280
I'm.
397
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,280
I'm sorry.
398
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,280
I'm the big man of dudes.
399
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,280
There's nothing to do.
400
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,280
I don't know.
401
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,280
Apparently no, friend.
402
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,280
I'm just going to give it to you.
403
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,280
What hair cannot make you sick.
404
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,280
All right.
405
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,280
So yeah, you look at it.
406
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,280
Okay.
407
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,280
I'll look it up.
408
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,280
All right.
409
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,280
Next one, it'll be the fat checker.
410
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,280
I mean, fat checker.
411
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,280
Fat checker.
412
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,280
Yeah, still fat.
413
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,280
Asset rain may appear anytime.
414
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,280
You remember back in the day?
415
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:30,280
I thought that the ass rate was going to be a bigger problem in my life, but yeah.
416
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,280
You remember the episode?
417
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,280
Different strokes.
418
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:33,280
I do.
419
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,280
I was the half and it turned green.
420
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:41,280
I didn't understand it because I was like, why is there a turning green?
421
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,280
You know, that's great.
422
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,280
You know, what's the deal with that?
423
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,280
What do you think then?
424
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:48,280
No, I didn't heard an answer.
425
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,280
I didn't think it could happen.
426
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,280
That's when they went when they went for a letter.
427
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,280
When they went to unlettered, it took that a lot of that went away.
428
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:58,280
Well, oh, really?
429
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,280
That was as the rain was strong.
430
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,280
Maybe what do you think?
431
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,280
As the rain real?
432
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,280
Or the rest?
433
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:11,280
Well, when I go outside, when I go outside, when I was a child, it says go outside and
434
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,280
we in the rain and open my mouth.
435
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,280
I can't swim in the rain, but I'm still here talking to you.
436
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,280
So I said, you know, rain.
437
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:27,280
So, asset rain is not a singular event, but a continuous or intermittent atmospheric phenomenon
438
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:33,280
that can occur at any time, often peaking during rainstorms.
439
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,280
So there you go.
440
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:40,280
So basically though, it's just acidic particles and deposit that are in the rain.
441
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,280
It's not like it burns.
442
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,280
Asset rain.
443
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,280
Asset rain.
444
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,280
How?
445
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:51,280
How it won't see you swimming in that.
446
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:57,280
You know, it was fun when he did swimming in that.
447
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,280
And he explained that in the Super Bowl.
448
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,280
It was rainy.
449
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:07,280
I mean, I mean, I don't want to get me started.
450
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,280
All right.
451
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,280
Number three.
452
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,280
Number Jean Simmons.
453
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,280
Jean from Kiss.
454
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,280
Yeah.
455
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,280
He's still alive.
456
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,280
Yeah.
457
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,280
He's still alive.
458
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,280
What was he known for?
459
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,280
He is amazingly long tongue.
460
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,280
Exactly.
461
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:25,280
So he had a cow's tongue sewn onto his real tongue.
462
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,280
That's not true.
463
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,280
Parker didn't even have to look that out.
464
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,280
I know that's not true.
465
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,280
Have you seen a cow's tongue?
466
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,280
Yeah.
467
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,280
It was a baby cow's tongue.
468
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,280
That makes even less sense.
469
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:45,280
I would be like, I love tasting things.
470
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,280
But I'd rather have a baby cow's tongue.
471
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,280
Big big rubble.
472
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,280
Well, I'm going to say it's true.
473
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,280
It's true.
474
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:59,280
It's true.
475
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,280
That one's right, probably.
476
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,280
Oh.
477
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,280
Okay.
478
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,280
Jean Simmons.
479
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,280
Fun fact.
480
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,280
Jean Simmons.
481
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,280
Tom is grown by Jean Simmons.
482
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,280
It was very long.
483
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,280
Okay.
484
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:20,280
So how about, uh, how about chewing girls stays in your stomach for seven years?
485
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,280
Yeah.
486
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,280
I didn't that's a lie as well.
487
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:28,280
I was told that, but I think it was how I remember talk.
488
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,280
Don't swallow it because it's getting.
489
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,280
Yeah.
490
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,280
Yeah.
491
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,280
I just swallowed it anyway.
492
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,280
Yeah.
493
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,280
Yeah.
494
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,280
Yeah.
495
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,280
Yeah.
496
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,280
Yeah.
497
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,280
Did you got to.
498
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,280
All right.
499
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,280
So yes or no?
500
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,280
Oh, do I look at that one?
501
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,280
I got a name.
502
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,280
I hate being a pack checker.
503
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,280
Well.
504
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,280
Yeah.
505
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,280
Do you have a name?
506
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,280
Yeah.
507
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,280
Yeah.
508
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,280
I don't know.
509
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,280
I don't know.
510
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,280
Yeah.
511
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,280
I don't know.
512
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,280
Yeah.
513
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,280
Yeah.
514
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,280
No, it doesn't.
515
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,280
It doesn't do it.
516
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,280
Okay.
517
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,280
How about.
518
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,280
Well, your body cannot digest it.
519
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,280
It just kind of goes on through and you poop it out.
520
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,280
I like corn.
521
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,280
It's corn.
522
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,280
It's corn.
523
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,280
Corn goes.
524
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,280
It's that.
525
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,280
It's a corn.
526
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,280
It's a corn.
527
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,280
It's a corn.
528
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,280
It's a corn.
529
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:15,280
What if you have candy corn?
530
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,280
Yep.
531
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,280
But I don't know.
532
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,280
I don't know.
533
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,280
All right.
534
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,280
You got to continue.
535
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,280
All right.
536
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,280
Continuing.
537
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,280
Um.
538
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,280
Our blood is blue in the vein until it hits air.
539
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,280
Remember that?
540
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,280
Remember that?
541
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:29,280
I always thought that was true.
542
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:30,280
I always true, too.
543
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,280
'Cause you look at the veins.
544
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,280
You like, is they blue?
545
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,280
Yep.
546
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,280
Right.
547
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,280
I always thought it was true until I asked Parker's aunt.
548
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,280
And she left it me and told me it wasn't true.
549
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,280
She's in her.
550
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,280
She's in her.
551
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,280
She's in her.
552
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,280
She's in her.
553
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,280
She's in her.
554
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,280
She's in her.
555
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,280
She's in her.
556
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,280
She's in her.
557
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,280
She's in her.
558
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,280
She's in her.
559
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,280
She's in her.
560
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,280
She's in her.
561
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,280
She's in her.
562
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,280
She's in her.
563
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,280
She's in her.
564
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,280
All right.
565
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,280
All right.
566
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,280
That's true.
567
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:00,280
Oh, no.
568
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,280
Not true.
569
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,280
Okay.
570
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,280
I'm not going to read that one because I know it ain't true.
571
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:05,280
Um.
572
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,280
Cracking your knuckles causes arthritis.
573
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,280
False.
574
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,280
I heard that.
575
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,280
I heard that.
576
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,280
I heard that when I was a kid, but it's.
577
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,280
Yeah.
578
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,280
I heard that.
579
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,280
Yeah.
580
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,280
Cracking your knuckles cause arthritis.
581
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,280
Yeah.
582
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,280
Yeah.
583
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,280
Yeah.
584
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:20,280
Yeah.
585
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:21,280
Yeah.
586
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,280
Yeah.
587
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,280
Yeah.
588
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,280
Yeah.
589
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,280
Later on in life.
590
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,280
Yeah.
591
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,280
Yeah.
592
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,280
Later on in life.
593
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:29,280
Yeah.
594
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:33,280
Well, actually, Fred, though, it's talking to your arthritis.
595
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,280
It won't give you arthritis.
596
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,280
However,
597
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,280
however,
598
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:42,280
it chronic knuckle cracking can be associated with reduced grip strength.
599
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,280
Or hand swelling,
600
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:44,280
but not long-term damage.
601
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,280
Oh,
602
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,280
I know.
603
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,280
So,
604
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,280
but like you keep cracking the knuckles, you won't be able to jack it
605
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,280
when you get over it.
606
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,280
Exactly.
607
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,280
Can't even touch it no more, really.
608
00:50:54,280 --> 00:51:01,280
You only use 10% of your brain.
609
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,280
That's a lot.
610
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,280
I use significantly less.
611
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,280
Yeah.
612
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,280
In my case, that may be true.
613
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,280
Yeah.
614
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,280
Yeah.
615
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,280
Yeah.
616
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:13,280
I'm right on the cuts.
617
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,280
20.
618
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,280
No.
619
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,280
So, yeah.
620
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:26,280
No, they said brain imaging techniques such as PET scans and MRIs show that humans use nearly
621
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:30,280
100% of their brain over a 24-hour period.
622
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,280
And most of the brain is active almost all the time.
623
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,280
Yeah.
624
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:41,280
So, even simple tasks like doing a podcast require the coordination of many different areas
625
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,280
of your brain.
626
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,280
So, they lie in that skull that don't have to move it.
627
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,280
That's true.
628
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,280
That is true.
629
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,280
That is true.
630
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,280
Oh, yeah, that's right.
631
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,280
Yeah.
632
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,280
That's true.
633
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,280
Yeah.
634
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,280
Yeah.
635
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,280
So, you use 100% of your brain and see.
636
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,280
Propires or stuff.
637
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,280
You turn it too much.
638
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,280
Yeah.
639
00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:59,280
Stupid.
640
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:05,280
If you drop a penny off the Empire State Building, it'll kill somebody.
641
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,280
That's true.
642
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:07,280
I didn't have a ditch.
643
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,280
I heard that.
644
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,280
I heard it go right through the body.
645
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,280
Like, how do I write through their body?
646
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:17,280
Well, I mean, it goes to terminal velocity and that, you know, but yeah, I would think something.
647
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,280
I'm just that stupid.
648
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:19,280
Yeah.
649
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,280
I mean,
650
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,280
I wish it, I wish it, go away.
651
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,280
Oh, so true.
652
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:39,280
So, Fred, unfortunately, for you and all of our friends who are curbside at the Empire State Building, it will not kill or seriously injure you.
653
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:54,280
Unfortunately, due to the laws of air resistance, once the penny quickly reaches terminal velocity abruptly between 25 and 50 miles per hour, call it will cause it to flutter like a leaf.
654
00:52:54,280 --> 00:53:03,280
And spend, therefore, feeling more like a blight tap, not only to pull it.
655
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,280
I don't know.
656
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:09,280
I don't know about that, man, because you can throw a penny at somebody out of the car, hit them in the middle of the bag.
657
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,280
I'm about to pay it is.
658
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,280
I'm about to pay it now.
659
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:13,280
I'm begging you, man.
660
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,280
I have to do it.
661
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,280
I have to do it.
662
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:19,280
I have to allegedly throw in quarters at people off.
663
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,280
Oh, sure.
664
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,280
And it's not.
665
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,280
Stop.
666
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,280
It's the legend.
667
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,280
It's the legend.
668
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,280
Allegedly.
669
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:34,280
What was the next thing?
670
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:37,280
That's an auto to give you words.
671
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,280
What?
672
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,280
I don't know.
673
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:44,280
That's the total to give you what I always heard if they peed on you.
674
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,280
It gave you words.
675
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:51,280
I would you want position where is the situation where you're letting?
676
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,280
It gives you the pick up sounds when he was little.
677
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:55,280
No.
678
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,280
I thought you said touching your toe.
679
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,280
I thought you said touching your toe.
680
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,280
I was like, never heard that.
681
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,280
Don't touch your toes.
682
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,280
Don't touch your toes.
683
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,280
Don't touch your toes.
684
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,280
Man, don't touch something, toes now.
685
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,280
And shoulders.
686
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,280
Knees and shoulders.
687
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,280
Knees and shoulders.
688
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:15,280
And well, Fred, I hate to break it to you and then be the bearer.
689
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:18,280
I'm touching your toe and I'm bad news.
690
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,280
But no, Fred.
691
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,280
Touching a toe will not give you more.
692
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:23,280
I'll give you more.
693
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:24,280
All right.
694
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,280
Our cause by the human path.
695
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,280
A.C.D.
696
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,280
A.C.D.
697
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:29,280
Only affects humans.
698
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:34,280
Not the harmless bumpy glands on a toad skin.
699
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,280
All right.
700
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,280
However,
701
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,280
watch your hands after handling your toe.
702
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,280
As skin secretions,
703
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,280
can cause irritation.
704
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,280
When you're toad in it.
705
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,280
I got my toe in my hand.
706
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,280
Yeah.
707
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,280
I got my toe in my hand.
708
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,280
Watch after me.
709
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,280
Watch after me.
710
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,280
Watch after me.
711
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,280
Watch after me.
712
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,280
Watch after me.
713
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,280
Watch after me.
714
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,280
Watch after me.
715
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,280
Watch after me.
716
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,280
Watch after me.
717
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:00,280
Watch after me.
718
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,280
Watch after me.
719
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:02,280
Watch after me.
720
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:03,280
Watch after me.
721
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,280
All right.
722
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:05,280
Your pot rocks.
723
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:05,280
Yeah.
724
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,280
All right.
725
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,280
You've never popped.
726
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,280
I've never popped.
727
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:09,280
I've never popped.
728
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,280
You've never popped.
729
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,280
Pop rocks in soda will blow your stomach up.
730
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,280
I have done that.
731
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,280
And I'm still here.
732
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,280
So does Taco Bell.
733
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,280
Right?
734
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,280
- I'm getting a woo-woo.
735
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,960
(laughing)
736
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,120
- I bet it would give you hell of a gas though.
737
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,800
- Sure, I mean, yeah I get to see that.
738
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,700
- Yeah, I get to be like a hell of a gas.
739
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:27,020
- And if you like.
740
00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:30,100
( новые shattering)
741
00:55:30,100 --> 00:55:32,360
(laughing)
742
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,660
- Oh, I see.
743
00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:35,200
- Yeah, I can make you fart.
744
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:40,160
- So, okay, just one more.
745
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:43,560
I got three more and then I got..
746
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,640
I got a little yes or no thing after this.
747
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:47,480
- Okay.
748
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,440
- So, (laughing)
749
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,240
driving what interior lights on is illegal.
750
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,960
I know that's not true.
751
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,880
- I know it's not, but I do tell my kids that.
752
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:56,880
- I tell my kids that.
753
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,320
- I think, I think, I'll pair it to tell their kids that.
754
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,280
- Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no.
755
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:05,080
- I was told this, I was told this as a kid.
756
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:08,280
So, but I know it's not true.
757
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,160
If you swallow watermelon seed,
758
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,560
normal growing your stomach.
759
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:12,680
(laughing)
760
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,680
- Yeah, yeah.
761
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,680
- I was also told this as a kid,
762
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:17,920
I still believe it.
763
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:21,920
If you cut a earthworm in half, both halves live.
764
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,080
- I think that's true.
765
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,440
- I think that is true.
766
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:28,080
- Okay, all right, look.
767
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:28,920
- Look.
768
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,920
- Other side.
769
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,080
- Yeah, okay.
770
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,920
- What the fuck is wrong?
771
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,840
- No, unfortunately, Fred.
772
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:40,680
- No!
773
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:41,880
- One half does?
774
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:45,360
- Yeah, well, it's, yeah, yeah.
775
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,800
So, cutting a common earthworm in half does not create
776
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:52,160
two worms, both sides do not live.
777
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:57,160
Only the front end containing the head and band part do live.
778
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:01,200
And they regenerate a new tail while the tail end dies.
779
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,720
- Aww.
780
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,560
- There you go.
781
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,280
- However, Fred, the reason that that,
782
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,080
you think that is the way it is,
783
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:11,040
is because earthworms and flatworms are easily confused
784
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:14,920
and flatworms will regenerate into two separate organisms.
785
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,840
- Ah, flatworms nest.
786
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:17,840
- So there you go.
787
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,920
Yes they are.
788
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:24,040
- Okay, so we got about three minutes.
789
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,520
I'm gonna run through this room.
790
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:26,360
- We're gonna run through this room.
791
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,200
- Yeah.
792
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,040
- All right.
793
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:32,640
So, I got 20 things and I'm gonna say,
794
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,800
yes or no, move to the next stop, okay?
795
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,240
- So a lot of research I'm gonna have to do.
796
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,480
- No, you don't have, no, this is not like,
797
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,320
this is either you have or you have not.
798
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,000
- Okay.
799
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,120
- You have, you done this thing,
800
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,760
have you not done this thing?
801
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,600
- Okay.
802
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,440
- All right.
803
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,320
And this is from like, this is like shit from back in the day.
804
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:56,480
So, no one, use the rotary phone.
805
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,320
- Yes.
806
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,360
- No.
807
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,200
- No?
808
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,040
Okay.
809
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,960
Use the floppy disk.
810
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:03,800
- Yes.
811
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:04,640
- Yes.
812
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:08,320
- David, David, David's done this.
813
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,320
(men laughing)
814
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,520
- Three, use the typewriter.
815
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:14,360
- Yes.
816
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,200
- Yes.
817
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,160
(men laughing)
818
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,000
- Three.
819
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,840
- David's like, I, my podcast was on phone.
820
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,680
- I know.
821
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:24,400
(men laughing)
822
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,040
- David, don't worry, we've been put to bed.
823
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:26,880
This is the recording.
824
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,200
We went to sleep hours again.
825
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,720
(men laughing)
826
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:30,560
- We A.I.
827
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,560
Yeah, we really are.
828
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,400
- I'm trying.
829
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:36,240
- Taking a photo with Phil and a camera.
830
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,080
- Yes.
831
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,240
- I'm not doing this.
832
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:39,080
- You got that, you got that.
833
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,600
- You're working down there.
834
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,600
- Yeah.
835
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,920
- Listen to music on a CD.
836
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:44,920
- Yes.
837
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:45,760
- Yes.
838
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,640
- Listen to music on a cassette tape.
839
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:49,560
- Yes.
840
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,600
- Yes, something I have.
841
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,120
- Oh, yeah.
842
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:53,920
- Listen to a vinyl record.
843
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:55,920
- Yes.
844
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:56,760
- Yes.
845
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:57,600
- No.
846
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,200
- I have done it, I have done it.
847
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,280
- That's the big, that's the big tank.
848
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,280
- Yeah, yeah.
849
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:03,120
- Yeah.
850
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,360
- The knee with the needle.
851
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:05,200
- Yeah, yeah.
852
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,520
- I mean, the chest and the bottom right.
853
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,840
- The chest and the bottom right.
854
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:08,680
- Did you run it?
855
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,280
- Listen to music on a walk, man.
856
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,000
- Yes.
857
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:13,840
- Yes.
858
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:14,680
- Yeah.
859
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:17,240
- Listen to music on a boom box outside.
860
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,640
- Yeah, birds.
861
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:19,480
- Yes.
862
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,320
- I know.
863
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,680
- Watch the video from a VHS tape.
864
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:26,440
- You know, just say we're fucking old already.
865
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:27,280
- Yeah.
866
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,120
- Yeah.
867
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,040
- Everybody's watching one of them.
868
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,400
- We're halfway through this guy.
869
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,240
- Oh wow.
870
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:35,320
- Paid with a paper check.
871
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,120
- Yes.
872
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:37,960
- You know.
873
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,400
(laughing)
874
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,400
- You should have put it in the bag because it messes with people.
875
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,320
- We're putting the radio to cassette.
876
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,400
- Modification?
877
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,240
- No.
878
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,400
- Written a video from Blockbuster.
879
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:52,480
- Yeah.
880
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:53,320
- Yeah.
881
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:54,160
- Yeah.
882
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,000
- Yeah, I know, yeah.
883
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:55,840
- Yeah, yeah.
884
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:56,680
- Yeah.
885
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,920
- All right, access the internet by download.
886
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:00,760
- Yeah.
887
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:01,600
- Yeah.
888
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:02,440
- Everybody's done that.
889
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,280
Okay.
890
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,440
Use the phone.
891
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,400
- Yes.
892
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,240
- Yes.
893
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,080
- Okay.
894
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,920
- Sit a postcard.
895
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,800
- Yes.
896
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:12,640
- I know.
897
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,480
- Never done that.
898
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:14,320
Okay.
899
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,480
- You can make a map to get somewhere.
900
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,280
- Yes.
901
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,120
- No.
902
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:23,080
(laughing)
903
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,280
- Owned a dictionary.
904
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:26,120
- No.
905
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:26,960
- Yes, that's it.
906
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,800
- No.
907
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,640
(laughing)
908
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,840
- Killed a hitchhiker.
909
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:33,680
- Yes.
910
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:34,680
- Yes.
911
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:35,840
- Lots of times.
912
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,840
(laughing)
913
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,080
- With 8% of facts.
914
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,280
- What?
915
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,280
- What is he, was that a bag, yes?
916
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,080
- Yes, received a set of facts.
917
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,000
All right, that's your 20.
918
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:47,840
- So we're old.
919
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,720
- I'm glad to know that we've all killed hitchhikers.
920
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,720
(laughing)
921
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,120
- Well, there's one thing we can all take to our grave,
922
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,840
Brad together.
923
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,960
Alan, feel free to edit that part out.
924
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:02,480
(laughing)
925
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:06,680
- Well, thank you, Fred, for your hard work.
926
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:07,520
- Yeah.
927
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,640
- And we're old.
928
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,360
- We're old.
929
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,880
- You're young and you've got hundreds of years
930
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,640
of life ahead of you.
931
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:16,480
- Yeah.
932
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:17,320
- So worry not.
933
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,360
You'll have plenty of time to write my goals
934
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,360
and do postcards and chit.
935
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:22,200
(laughing)
936
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,040
- I worry about it.
937
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,520
- What about killing hitchhikers?
938
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,360
- Oh no.
939
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,000
(laughing)
940
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,200
- All the only thing I take to that.
941
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,040
- It's bad when I'm doing that,
942
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,600
not a man's got to answer every single time.
943
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:31,800
- Right, he's your officer.
944
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,960
- He's your officer, yes.
945
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,720
- Not an easy postbag in the day.
946
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:37,280
- It wasn't as easy as it was in the '70s.
947
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,280
Let's put it that way.
948
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,200
- Right, you don't wanna go, you know,
949
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,880
live your life thinking what could have been.
950
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,680
So if you see one,
951
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:45,240
but take care of it.
952
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,240
Make sure to get it off your list quickly.
953
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:48,240
- Yeah.
954
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,000
- Well, ladies and gentlemen,
955
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,080
what is the only one that picks one up anyway?
956
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,400
- Yeah, he's gonna hit me.
957
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:54,880
(laughing)
958
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,040
- No, I didn't, I didn't pick up any hitchhikers this week.
959
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:01,240
However, I did go on a walk on Saturday down,
960
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:05,080
we have this thing called the Swamp Rabbit Trail.
961
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:05,920
- Yeah, Swamp.
962
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,920
- What it is is it's a trail.
963
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,600
- For the Swamp rabbits.
964
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,320
- People really like it.
965
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:13,400
And I don't really get it.
966
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,800
- We love it.
967
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:18,040
- And so I was walking down it with friends,
968
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:21,160
as a friend, and we were just walking.
969
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:22,320
And we're like, a lot,
970
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,560
it's a beautiful morning, Saturday morning.
971
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:27,160
And all of a sudden, we hear often the left
972
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,280
because it's wooded, right?
973
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,400
Like it's wood, it's like a path.
974
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:32,480
We hear like a squirrel.
975
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:33,480
And it's like,
976
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:37,520
making squirrel noises, right?
977
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,400
And it's like, oh, a squirrel, whatever.
978
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,160
And we like take two more steps,
979
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,200
then all of a sudden we hear,
980
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,200
(laughing)
981
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,040
(laughing)
982
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,520
- And a cat.
983
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:53,840
A wow, a crazy cat.
984
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,200
- A feral cat.
985
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,280
- And a squirrel.
986
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,480
And taking this squirrel.
987
01:02:58,480 --> 01:02:59,720
And we get here in a little squirrel,
988
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,440
going, me me me me me me me me me me me.
989
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:02,280
(laughing)
990
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:05,560
As the cat runs away with it, and it's jaws away,
991
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,280
into, back into the woods.
992
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,560
And I was like, oh.
993
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:10,600
- That was cool, shit.
994
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,920
- Like I was walking over, you know?
995
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,400
- Welcome to Greenwood, even out of the woods.
996
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,200
- Yeah, it was a hard one.
997
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:17,480
- But you wouldn't made that matter
998
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,280
as if there was a rabbit involved in something else.
999
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:20,520
- That's insane.
1000
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:21,840
- But it was great.
1001
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,720
- Rabbit with the help of the squirrel.
1002
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,160
- All right, yeah, the rabbit comes out,
1003
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,160
and it's like a fight.
1004
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:27,440
(laughing)
1005
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,920
Have you seen that the Chinese mini dramas
1006
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:32,320
with Kitty Cats that are taking over the internet?
1007
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,720
- Oh, the man, man, man, man.
1008
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:38,120
- Like it's like cats, they put cats and all these,
1009
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,520
like, the real cats.
1010
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,840
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1011
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,280
- Yes, I have seen it.
1012
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,400
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1013
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,280
- All right, well, what do you know
1014
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,760
that free-ranging domestic cats kill
1015
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,600
an estimated 1.3 to 4 billion birds?
1016
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,640
- Yeah, that cat came out of nowhere.
1017
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:58,880
It was like a sniper.
1018
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:03,480
- And 6.3 to 22.3 billion mammals annually.
1019
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:04,320
- Yeah.
1020
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:05,280
- Billion.
1021
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:06,680
- Billion.
1022
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,480
- Wow. - I don't care about you, bro.
1023
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:09,480
- I understand that.
1024
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:10,320
- I understand those, though.
1025
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:11,160
- Yeah.
1026
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:12,160
- There were birds.
1027
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,240
- That's our cat.
1028
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,560
- My buddy had like two kittens,
1029
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:19,760
and he was like, "No, man, he's gonna be outside cats."
1030
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,920
And, uh, by the way, later he had one kitten.
1031
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:23,760
- Yep.
1032
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,320
(laughing)
1033
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,200
- He was like, "I think you're right away."
1034
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,400
I'm like, "Bro, you gotta fit in back there,
1035
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,000
"all right, you gotta go."
1036
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,800
I was like, "Hop, that's ain't real."
1037
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,640
- Yeah.
1038
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,200
- And he was like, "Join?"
1039
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,680
(laughing)
1040
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,360
- Fuck, a big ass bird came out of it.
1041
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,040
- Yeah, they got to get him by their kittens.
1042
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,400
- Yeah, they become bad, man, that's it.
1043
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,760
- 'Cause you know that Bobcats probably get
1044
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:48,080
they big birds, man.
1045
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,080
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
1046
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:51,880
- All right, ladies and gentlemen,
1047
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:54,480
we wanna thank everybody for being here this long.
1048
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:55,320
- Thank you, baby.
1049
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:57,040
- David, we wanna thank you, of course, for coming on.
1050
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:57,880
- Of course, of course.
1051
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:02,880
- I feel free to, uh, Pimp, anything that you'd like to promote,
1052
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:06,320
we will give you five minutes to do that right now.
1053
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:07,160
- Okay, cool.
1054
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,680
- And you have to take all five minutes.
1055
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,320
- Yeah, you have to do all five minutes, right?
1056
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,160
- All five minutes.
1057
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,000
- All five minutes, huh?
1058
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,600
- You got to take five minutes.
1059
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,480
(laughing)
1060
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,200
- Well, of course, you know, support,
1061
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,360
my business located in Florence, South Carolina,
1062
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:23,160
penis and world famous hot dogs.
1063
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:28,160
Facebook pages, penis and world famous hot dogs on Facebook.
1064
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,440
Penis and world famous hot dogs and TIG talk,
1065
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:34,600
Instagram, and I even have a YouTube page
1066
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:36,960
called Life with Dave where I do,
1067
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,680
I do a little funny little skits.
1068
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:42,920
And just, you know, vlogs and stuff,
1069
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,520
so follow me in Life with Dave on YouTube.
1070
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:47,880
And I do have a Twitch channel,
1071
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:59,200
David_J_P
1072
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,400
I'm definitely gonna do brand of follow-c's
1073
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,600
when it comes down, so I'm gonna be streaming with that.
1074
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:05,440
Yeah, it's, I think that's gonna be really big.
1075
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,200
I might give me some subscribers or whatnot.
1076
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:12,240
- And also, I have a youth organization
1077
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:15,120
that I'm starting, it's gonna be called Youth We Can Inspire 2,
1078
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:16,280
wherever we gonna go around.
1079
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,680
And I'm inspired young children, you know,
1080
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:21,400
to monetize their passions and, you know,
1081
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,960
to give them a role model because, you know,
1082
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,240
a lot of young kids, they don't have role models nowadays.
1083
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,760
- Yeah, all right.
1084
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:28,600
- We wanna do that.
1085
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,720
We wanna, uh, inspire the youth,
1086
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,160
and, you know, inspire them to do better.
1087
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,400
And they do, they try to do the right thing.
1088
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,240
- Yeah.
1089
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:40,040
- Yeah, and then, then, that's pretty much it.
1090
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,720
We got some things coming in in this month.
1091
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:45,040
I'm gonna probably be doing something really cool
1092
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:48,080
in it this month, so stay tuned, see you screen.
1093
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:49,600
That's all I wanna say, stay tuned.
1094
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:51,440
(laughing)
1095
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:52,600
- Oh yeah.
1096
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,120
- Definitely keep an eye on that.
1097
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,120
- Let us know when we're promoting for you.
1098
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,520
- Yeah, dude, keep an eye on David
1099
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,640
and whatever shenanigans he's up to.
1100
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:00,480
- Okay, yeah.
1101
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,120
- You're in Florence, if you're on the way to Myrtle Beach,
1102
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:03,280
if you're on the way back.
1103
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,120
- I'm in.
1104
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:08,000
- We supposed to be going to Hillhead sometime
1105
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,120
in the next couple months.
1106
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:09,960
- I'm gonna have a go on.
1107
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,200
I'm gonna try to, uh,
1108
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:12,960
- Not in the same direction, but go on.
1109
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,600
- Well, I'm going out the way.
1110
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,280
- It's working, it's working the trip.
1111
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,120
I'll tell you that.
1112
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:17,960
- I'll tell you that.
1113
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:18,800
- Yeah, man.
1114
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,120
- So, I'm gonna be seeing you.
1115
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:25,040
- Already, already, in the South Carolina form,
1116
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,520
I bitch having noticed in your having me see me lately.
1117
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:28,360
- Right.
1118
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:29,760
- I got banned, I got banned.
1119
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:32,360
(laughing)
1120
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:35,080
- I guess I've been promoting too many hotdows again.
1121
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:39,240
- That's a way to pass it to get banned on Reddit.
1122
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,240
- Yeah, okay.
1123
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,080
- Yeah, okay.
1124
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:41,920
- Did you get a permanent ban?
1125
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:42,760
Or like?
1126
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:43,920
- I got a permanent ban.
1127
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:44,760
- Oh, my God.
1128
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:45,920
(laughing)
1129
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:47,960
- And then, what got permanent ban?
1130
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:49,480
- Congratulations, bro.
1131
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,480
- So, what I'm doing, I'm gonna be starting my own Reddit
1132
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,320
group real soon.
1133
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,680
It's gonna be called South Carolina,
1134
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,520
Benniss Fomal, so watch out.
1135
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:58,120
- All right, let us know.
1136
01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,280
- All right, all right.
1137
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:00,120
- We'll get in there, too,
1138
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:01,920
'cause we got banned off a bunch of red stuff, too.
1139
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,720
(laughing)
1140
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:04,560
- That's life.
1141
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:05,560
That's life, baby.
1142
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:06,400
- That's how it works.
1143
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:07,760
- Also, I gotta go for me.
1144
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:08,840
I gotta go for me.
1145
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:12,320
I don't got a course, I don't got a link up here right now,
1146
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,200
but, look at my page, just go for me.
1147
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,080
This, I wanna expand, this is another stand
1148
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:20,040
that I wanna purchase to expand.
1149
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,040
The operators of Pete is a world famous hotdow,
1150
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:24,360
so, look on my Facebook page,
1151
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:28,200
I post my go for me, so you wanna, anything with him.
1152
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,720
- I'm out, man, help him out.
1153
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,560
- Even if you can't donate money,
1154
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:33,400
just share it, share it, there you go.
1155
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:34,480
- Yeah, do that as well.
1156
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:37,520
- That same man, the link, we'll put it in the bio.
1157
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:40,840
- Yeah, and if you can't donate money to his go fund me,
1158
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,440
donate money to our Patreon.
1159
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:44,360
(laughing)
1160
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:46,760
Well, we're shooting for it, now David, I know you're,
1161
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:51,360
obviously, we all have, you're trying to expand your business,
1162
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,840
we're just trying to get Fred and indoor studio.
1163
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,840
(laughing)
1164
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,680
(laughing)
1165
01:08:57,680 --> 01:09:00,880
He's fought through winter, the best that he came,
1166
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:02,320
but we're trying to get him inside.
1167
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,840
- Yeah, no, it's, sometimes, now, baby, see it.
1168
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:07,720
- As I said, we're trying to get you to end up doing it.
1169
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,960
- Fred, yeah, it's freeing coming, I'm good, no.
1170
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:11,000
- We want you to live.
1171
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,600
Well, thank you, David, seriously, for joining us, of course.
1172
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,160
- Thanks for having me. - Yeah, man.
1173
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,560
- We'll make sure to throw everything we can
1174
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,160
and we, of course, support you as much as we can.
1175
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,920
If Fred gets out there, he's gonna go live,
1176
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:25,120
and visit you and eat the hot dogs,
1177
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,520
give you a review, a live review.
1178
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:28,560
- Live review.
1179
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,520
- And please bring me a hotdog bag.
1180
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:31,960
(laughing)
1181
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,160
- Not even kidding about that.
1182
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,200
- I wish we ain't gonna lose it.
1183
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:36,880
- And I'm gonna bring some more gifts.
1184
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:38,480
I'm gonna bring you all different gifts.
1185
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:40,520
- Every and any time, we'll have to bring you all together.
1186
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:41,520
- Yeah, we'll bring you all together.
1187
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:43,280
- Yeah, whatever they're in, do, we're in to it,
1188
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,120
pretty much too.
1189
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:44,960
- Thank you, God.
1190
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:45,960
- My mother said she next.
1191
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:46,800
(laughing)
1192
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:47,640
- You're right, you're right, you're right.
1193
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,280
- You're gonna be on her next day.
1194
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,360
- Yeah, we should get you some stories.
1195
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:53,400
(laughing)
1196
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:55,400
We'd love to hear, we'd love to hear some stories.
1197
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:58,000
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love stories.
1198
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:00,120
(laughing)
1199
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:00,960
- All right, let's go.
1200
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:01,800
- You're a bubble.
1201
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:03,360
(laughing)
1202
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:04,480
- We're gonna get out of here.
1203
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:06,960
We'll see you next week with a brand new episode.
1204
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,600
Thank you, David Peterson.
1205
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,440
Thank you everybody.
1206
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:10,280
- Bye, bye.
1207
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,520
- We'll see you next week on the BLC podcast.
1208
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:13,360
- Bye.
1209
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:14,200
- We'll see you all next week.
1210
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,520
- Love to everybody.
1211
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:16,360
- Bye, bye.
1212
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:17,200
- Bye, bye.
1213
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:18,800
(laughing)
1214
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:19,960
- We're gonna be on our way.
1215
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:20,800
- We're gonna be on our way.
1216
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,360
- We're gonna be on our way.
1217
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:23,680
- We're very good friends.
1218
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:24,520
(laughing)
1219
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,760
- Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
1220
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,320
(laughing)
1221
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,900
(upbeat music)
1222
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:44,000
- That's it, man.
1223
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,160
Game over, man.
1224
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,160
It's game over.
1225
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,640
- Just hang loose blood.
1226
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:51,000
She's gonna catch up on the rebar on the man's side.
1227
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,600
(upbeat music)
1228
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,640
(laughing)
1229
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:56,480
(laughing)
1230
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:57,560
- Oh, what a day.
1231
01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:59,120
(laughing)
1232
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:00,280
- Come on, what in the...
1233
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:01,880
(coughing)
1234
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:03,880
- Well, thanks all folks.
1235
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,400
- I still have Easter, baby.
1236
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:07,400
- God damn it.
1237
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:10,000
(upbeat music)
1238
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,080
- I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
1239
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:15,400
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1240
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:16,880
- Surely you can be serious.
1241
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:19,200
- I am serious and don't call me sure.
1242
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:21,780
(upbeat music)
1243
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:24,360
(upbeat music)
1244
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:26,940
(upbeat music)
1245
01:11:26,940 --> 01:11:29,520
(upbeat music)
1246
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:32,100
(upbeat music)
1247
01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:34,680
(upbeat music)
1248
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:44,680
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