Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

Hilarity and Chaos Unleashed - Bargain Foods, Tater Mitts, and Graduation Gags on Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

Episode Summary

Join this laughter-packed episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast as the crew dives deep into graduation hilarity, Father’s Day reflections, mental health awareness, and a truly absurd exploration of weird words and cultural differences. Expect unfiltered comedy, unique perspectives, and engaging banter as they tackle life’s quirks and share plenty of laughs along the way!

Episode Notes

Join this laughter-packed episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast as the crew dives deep into graduation hilarity, Father’s Day reflections, mental health awareness, and a truly absurd exploration of weird words and cultural differences. Expect unfiltered comedy, unique perspectives, and engaging banter as they tackle life’s quirks and share plenty of laughs along the way!

 

The crew kicks things off with cheeky humor and classic wit.

Hilarious musings on fictional graduates.

Insightful and comedic Father’s Day takes.

A candid and comedic check-in on mental well-being.

Exploring the hilarious differences in American and British word usage.

The crew reminisces about bargain stores, pranks, and life’s oddities.

Episode Transcription

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Facing your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night.

 

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A life, a life, it's a life!

 

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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

 

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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swap the mail and start it in the morning.

 

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I'm making fun of you!

 

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With your most parkour.

 

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Featuring the Celts, we sound a threat and also belly on the board.

 

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Let's go already!

 

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And now let's start the show.

 

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Let's go with that.

 

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Let's go with one and all. This is not racist now.

 

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To the 190 second edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

 

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The official podcast of rice!

 

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Brad, that's right, rice!

 

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It's short for reverse ice.

 

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It's where they break into your business, drop off a few immigrants to do all the work that white people will...

 

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Rice! It's what makes your dinner.

 

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We're probably broadcasting live from the Polatial EC Studios scattered all across the U.S.

 

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and South Carolina, and you can catch a streaming live every Thursday or anytime on YouTube and so Facebook,

 

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Blue Sky and all these favorite podcast platforms.

 

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And of course, on America's favorite podcast.com.

 

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Now, it's the one man in America who's definitely a citizen, even though that ass should be illegal.

 

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His friend.

 

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I don't know how do you come back?

 

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This podcast is going way too lift.

 

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I mean, I'll leave it a little lift for a couple of years.

 

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I thought reverse rice was funny.

 

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They drop off a couple of illegal aliens somewhere and then you...

 

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You like immigrants?

 

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Oh yeah, you're teary.

 

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You're teary.

 

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I thought that was funny.

 

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He's like AOC.

 

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Yeah, he's a...

 

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You're a kid.

 

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All over.

 

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Yeah.

 

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And the guy, I don't find talent in OTV.

 

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That's right.

 

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That's why I'm going to hotel room every week.

 

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Right, there you go.

 

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He's on the road, bouncing around.

 

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He can't catch me.

 

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He can't catch me.

 

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That's why we say we stream on Wednesdays, but really it's Thursdays.

 

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Then they're like, we'll triangulate his fucking signal and he's already gone to the next one.

 

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Well, I was trying to be political.

 

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I just thought that was funny.

 

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I thought a reverse rice or reverse ice would be in a rice.

 

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Well, it's funny.

 

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Anyway, welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen.

 

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So sorry for our hilarious politically novel.

 

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So sorry.

 

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So sorry.

 

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Yeah.

 

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We go again.

 

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Act to be in the right.

 

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Just like you.

 

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I'm sorry.

 

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One thing you need to know about this time of year.

 

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Is that it's time.

 

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It's the time of the year when some of the people are graduating and father's day,

 

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half a yesterday.

 

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So some people are graduating.

 

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Oh, I don't know what that means.

 

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I know.

 

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That sounds gross.

 

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From the same people that brought you rice.

 

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That's right, man.

 

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So like I went on the socials, you know,

 

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you know, I just wanted to tell you about that.

 

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And I was like, oh, I'm going to go ahead and say,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say,

 

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well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well, what's your name?

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, that's what you're doing.

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I'm going to go ahead and say, well, I'm going to go ahead and say, well,

 

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I know it's so funny. These are real people's names. I don't know what somebody either.

 

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Oh, graduate for the all-girl school of Gardner-Web. Miss a lot of bush.

 

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A lot of bush, congratulations. A lot of bush. We should record.

 

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We should start doing Wednesdays again. Now, on every DM time we do it on a different night,

 

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it's like a maddening.

 

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It's graduation, man. Also from Gardner-Web, all-female school.

 

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Anita P. Ness.

 

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Anita P. Ness. Good job. Congratulations.

 

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Good job.

 

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You didn't tell us what Anita's called. We weren't graduating in.

 

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What did they get there to grease?

 

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They didn't.

 

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They didn't include that. I don't know. They didn't include that.

 

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They just sent me a bunch of names and I was right.

 

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It's nice. I don't know.

 

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Fans all over the globe.

 

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All over the world, man. Graduates from UCLA.

 

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Mr. Dick Bounce-Wale. Richard Bounce-Wale.

 

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I don't think. Hold on. I think.

 

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Are these people fucking with me, right?

 

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I don't think so. I think they're real names.

 

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The next one is...

 

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It's another Anita, Anita, dicking me.

 

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That just sounds...

 

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A lot of Anita's. It must've been a popular name.

 

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Anita Brink. These are not real.

 

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Well, Fred, I got some...

 

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I got a few that I guess more internationally.

 

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So, from our friends across the con, graduating from Oxford University.

 

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Wayne Kerr. Oxford.

 

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Oxford Shire.

 

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Old friend Wayne Kerr.

 

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Graduating from the University of Phoenix.

 

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Why not?

 

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Is...

 

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All there.

 

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That's a place.

 

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Graduating from...

 

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Also the University of Phoenix.

 

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What about you?

 

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Oh, wait. No, I'm wrong.

 

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I'm sorry. Graduating from the University of Washington

 

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with a minor in log stuff,

 

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in Timbering, whatever.

 

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It's Timber!

 

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Timbering.

 

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Timbering.

 

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And of course, graduating from Greenville Tech.

 

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This is bad.

 

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Zolton Pepper.

 

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Zolton Pepper.

 

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Zolton Pepper.

 

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Zolton Pepper.

 

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And you forgot about Seymour.

 

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Yeah, Alan must have one too.

 

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Yeah, Seymour.

 

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This is Gage, he's gone out.

 

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Seymour buts.

 

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He's out there in the LA.

 

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LA?

 

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Yeah, you see LA.

 

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There you go, you see LA.

 

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There you go. So, congratulations.

 

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There you go.

 

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Congratulations.

 

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Keep up the great work.

 

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I hope you can find your job.

 

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From the Russian school of...

 

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Spies, I guess.

 

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Miss Kibana Humpsalat.

 

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Ivana.

 

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Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Ivana.

 

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Ivanta Humpsalat.

 

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Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Yeah, Ivana Humpsalat.

 

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Sheila Lickititi.

 

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I don't know.

 

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[LAUGHTER]

 

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Greg.

 

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So will I?

 

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Greg, how's it going?

 

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Well, this cousin's so well-eyed.

 

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[LAUGHTER]

 

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I think that her, like, our parents' name was Lickititi.

 

223

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She's like, "Hey, what's a great name?"

 

224

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[LAUGHTER]

 

225

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You go with Lickititi.

 

226

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[LAUGHTER]

 

227

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See, look, look at that.

 

228

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I mean, you know, people have weird names all over the world.

 

229

00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,500

Who are Mott and Jets?

 

230

00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,500

Exactly.

 

231

00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,500

Who are Mott and Jets?

 

232

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I don't know who you are, to judge.

 

233

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You're 100%.

 

234

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I'm not sure.

 

235

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No, congratulations, ladies and gentlemen, to all of you.

 

236

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Congratulations to us as well.

 

237

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That's right.

 

238

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Why not?

 

239

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Why not?

 

240

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So Fred, let me tell you something about the month of June that I didn't know about, and I'm

 

241

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going to ask you because I don't know that you know about it either, even though it's

 

242

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really about us.

 

243

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And I was going to give it that.

 

244

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Fred, did you know that June is Men's Mental Health Awareness Month?

 

245

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I'm aware that I have mental health issues.

 

246

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[LAUGHTER]

 

247

00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,500

Well, and that's exactly it.

 

248

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Did you-- where I wasn't aware of it either?

 

249

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So because of that, I would like to do a quick check-in with everybody on the show and just see

 

250

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if you're aware of your mental health and how it's doing.

 

251

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Sure.

 

252

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So I will start with Alan Allen.

 

253

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How's your mental-- are you aware of your mental health?

 

254

00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,500

No.

 

255

00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,500

I'm not aware.

 

256

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All right, great.

 

257

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Well, if you were to become aware, let us know.

 

258

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But only in June.

 

259

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[LAUGHTER]

 

260

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Don't tell me in June.

 

261

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[LAUGHTER]

 

262

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Only in June.

 

263

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Well, that's the only month that I haven't learned.

 

264

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You're late.

 

265

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All these months, I knew there was something wrong.

 

266

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In June, it's just a little late.

 

267

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June, you love in June.

 

268

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He loves you.

 

269

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[LAUGHTER]

 

270

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Yeah.

 

271

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June, June, but June.

 

272

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June, but June.

 

273

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June, but June.

 

274

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You're a friend.

 

275

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How about you?

 

276

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Yep.

 

277

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Are you aware of your mental health this month?

 

278

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I am aware of it.

 

279

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I'm aware of it.

 

280

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I'm aware of it.

 

281

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I'm aware of it.

 

282

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Every month, it is fucked up.

 

283

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For lack of better words, you've got that key.

 

284

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It's a drop-be-crazy.

 

285

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I'm not telling you.

 

286

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My mental health, I am both aware of it and it is rapidly declining as this show continues.

 

287

00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,500

Yep.

 

288

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Yep.

 

289

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I feel like my brain's leaking out my ears.

 

290

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I feel like whatever is left is, hit the road a long time ago.

 

291

00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,220

It's graduating.

 

292

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That's right.

 

293

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Yeah.

 

294

00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:06,220

Oh, yeah.

 

295

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Yeah.

 

296

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Which, you know, of course, right, it makes perfect sense that they would say, "Hey,

 

297

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men, this is the one month, we're going to pretend like we care about your mental health."

 

298

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And also, give you the one holiday that some of you get to celebrate, which is, of course,

 

299

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the others.

 

300

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Some of us.

 

301

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Some of you.

 

302

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Not all of it.

 

303

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Not all of it.

 

304

00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:30,220

Yeah, fuck.

 

305

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No one ever write that, but there's no just, like, but I mean, I guess there's no, like,

 

306

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just like ladies day, you don't write anything except for like, Valentine's or Mother's Day.

 

307

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Yeah, all of it.

 

308

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You know, ladies day except every other holiday.

 

309

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Every holiday.

 

310

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Every holiday.

 

311

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Yeah, but there's no, but you get me like, "Hey, it's, it's, it's, it's due day."

 

312

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We should make due day a thing.

 

313

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Yeah, due day.

 

314

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Let's do it.

 

315

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Let's do it.

 

316

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Yeah, let's do it.

 

317

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Let's do it.

 

318

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Sunday for food.

 

319

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We'll be a good day for, for, for dudes.

 

320

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Would it be a floating holiday or would it be every, would it, it should be the day before

 

321

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or Father's Day?

 

322

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It should be every day.

 

323

00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,220

It should be every Sunday.

 

324

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It should be every Sunday.

 

325

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Every Sunday?

 

326

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Yeah, every Sunday.

 

327

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It's a lot of work.

 

328

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It's a lot of work.

 

329

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It's a huge day.

 

330

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We don't do nothing on dudes day.

 

331

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Just get up with some dudes.

 

332

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Yeah, just get up with some dudes.

 

333

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Yeah, just get up with some dudes.

 

334

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It's a huge day.

 

335

00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:21,220

It's a huge day.

 

336

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It's a huge day.

 

337

00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,220

Just get up with some dudes.

 

338

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Get up with some dudes.

 

339

00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:25,220

Oh, I think you may like get up.

 

340

00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,220

Just get up with some dudes.

 

341

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Get up with some dudes.

 

342

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Yeah.

 

343

00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,220

No, I mean, I mean, I'm in that too.

 

344

00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:30,220

Do you think it's probably months ago, baby?

 

345

00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:31,220

I mean, I'm out of brain.

 

346

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I'll embrace everything.

 

347

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I'm not the type.

 

348

00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,220

I'm gonna put it all together.

 

349

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I'm gonna put it all together.

 

350

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I'm gonna put it all together.

 

351

00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,220

I'm gonna put it all together.

 

352

00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:38,220

I'm gonna put it all together.

 

353

00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,220

I'm gonna put it all together.

 

354

00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:40,220

I'm gonna put it all together.

 

355

00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:41,220

I'm gonna put it all together.

 

356

00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:42,220

I'm gonna put it all together.

 

357

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I'm gonna put it all together.

 

358

00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,220

I'm gonna put it all together.

 

359

00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:51,220

Let's mix it together.

 

360

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I'm taking it back.

 

361

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I'm taking it back.

 

362

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I'm taking it back.

 

363

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I'm taking it back.

 

364

00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,220

Yeah, I'm keeping that going.

 

365

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I'm keeping that going.

 

366

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I'm keeping that going.

 

367

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I'm keeping that going.

 

368

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I'm keeping that going.

 

369

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I'm keeping that going.

 

370

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I'm keeping that going.

 

371

00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:04,220

I'm keeping that going.

 

372

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I'm keeping that going.

 

373

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I'm keeping that going.

 

374

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I'm keeping that going.

 

375

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I'm keeping that going.

 

376

00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:09,220

I'm keeping that going.

 

377

00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:09,220

I'm keeping that going.

 

378

00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:10,220

I'm keeping that going.

 

379

00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:10,220

I'm keeping that going.

 

380

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I'm keeping that going.

 

381

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One day, you know, man, that ain't right?

 

382

00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:12,220

One day a month.

 

383

00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,220

Why is the only way?

 

384

00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:14,220

Why is the only way?

 

385

00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,220

Why is the only way?

 

386

00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,220

Why is the only way?

 

387

00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,220

Why is the only way?

 

388

00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,220

Why is the only way?

 

389

00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,220

Why is the only way?

 

390

00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,220

Why is the only way?

 

391

00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,220

Why is the only way?

 

392

00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,220

Why is the only way?

 

393

00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:23,220

Why is the only way?

 

394

00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:23,220

Why is the only way?

 

395

00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,220

Why is the only way?

 

396

00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,220

Why is the only way?

 

397

00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,220

Why is the only way?

 

398

00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,220

Why is the only way?

 

399

00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,220

Why is the only way?

 

400

00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,220

Why is the only way?

 

401

00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,220

Why is the only way?

 

402

00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,220

Why is the only way?

 

403

00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,220

We're gonna be like the thing that we get.

 

404

00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:33,220

We get that.

 

405

00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,220

Generally.

 

406

00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:36,220

We're gonna be like, I like football now, too, because it's catchy.

 

407

00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,220

It's catchy, and all the girls on TikTok are watching football.

 

408

00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,220

So I wanna watch football.

 

409

00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,220

? You still playing? I thought he'd be tired.

 

410

00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:42,220

No, he didn't retire.

 

411

00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:43,220

Oh, okay.

 

412

00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,220

He's giving it one more.

 

413

00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,220

Oh, okay. Maybe more.

 

414

00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,220

Maybe you're not able to retire.

 

415

00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:53,240

But I guess, you know, a lot of people say that football, I don't watch football.

 

416

00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:58,400

A lot of people said they were gonna retire and then they spent the off season with their significant

 

417

00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,900

other and said, "Damn it. I got to give back in the way, Ray."

 

418

00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,900

Let's go on mad. Yeah.

 

419

00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:05,900

I got one.

 

420

00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:06,900

Yeah.

 

421

00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,900

Yeah, because they realize a lot of them is because they're kids, you know, they go back

 

422

00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,900

to school.

 

423

00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:11,900

Yeah, they get out.

 

424

00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,860

You know, well, the kids go back to school and it's like, "Well, I can't hang out with my

 

425

00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,860

kids, man, because they're gonna be in school."

 

426

00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:17,860

That means I gotta stay home.

 

427

00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:18,860

No, that's all right.

 

428

00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:19,860

I'll just go play.

 

429

00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:22,860

Well, you have to do something to do, I think.

 

430

00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:23,860

What were you saying, Brad?

 

431

00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,860

You don't watch football anymore?

 

432

00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:30,900

No, I watch it like, you know, how people just keep up with it constantly.

 

433

00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:33,900

Yeah, I'm saying like, "I'll watch the draft."

 

434

00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:37,900

But like, I'm just not like on NFL network.

 

435

00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,900

It's not like I used to be.

 

436

00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,900

No, yeah, I didn't like using the names.

 

437

00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,700

There's daily news before we had a million other problems.

 

438

00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,460

I could be a lot of attention to football.

 

439

00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:53,460

And like, I'm like, "Oh, I know all the happenings and the coming and goings and now I'm like,

 

440

00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,900

they play football still, huh?

 

441

00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:56,900

Cool."

 

442

00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:57,900

Yeah.

 

443

00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,140

That's pretty much the extent I got to read.

 

444

00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,140

I'm like, "I got to go to bed."

 

445

00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:02,140

I'm like, "I got to go to bed."

 

446

00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:05,140

What's the news like the US?

 

447

00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:08,140

New NFL, yeah, they don't get playing anything.

 

448

00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,140

They're super bowl this weekend or something.

 

449

00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,140

They're playing, "I don't bother them."

 

450

00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:14,140

I don't know, it is not in a lot.

 

451

00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:17,140

Yeah, I thought they were playing like, "I don't know."

 

452

00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:22,140

I see, they took it, they threw it.

 

453

00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,140

They said that.

 

454

00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,140

It's Saturday.

 

455

00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,140

It's Saturday?

 

456

00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:30,140

Yeah, it should be a Saturday at 8 p.m. on ABC.

 

457

00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:34,140

The DC defenders versus the first and something.

 

458

00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,140

Michigan Panthers.

 

459

00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:39,140

What are you playing it?

 

460

00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:42,140

In Louisiana somewhere.

 

461

00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,140

Alabama.

 

462

00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,140

Alabama.

 

463

00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,140

Alabama.

 

464

00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,140

It is a bat.

 

465

00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,140

They might be out of them.

 

466

00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:50,140

It is a bat.

 

467

00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,140

Yeah.

 

468

00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:54,140

St. Louis Spursary and the dome at America's center.

 

469

00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,140

They're playing at the Lou.

 

470

00:17:57,140 --> 00:18:00,140

They love it.

 

471

00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:02,140

They love the dome at America's center.

 

472

00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:04,140

I have not watched one.

 

473

00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:05,140

I have new.

 

474

00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:07,140

You think it's going to survive?

 

475

00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,140

I sure hope so.

 

476

00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:10,140

I think they are not going to watch it.

 

477

00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:13,140

I mean, I didn't watch it, so I really can't say nothing.

 

478

00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,140

I mean, I think it's good.

 

479

00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:19,140

It's not as good as NFL, but it's not going to be.

 

480

00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,140

And if it wasn't, it wasn't.

 

481

00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:24,140

Because if the players were good enough to play in the NFL,

 

482

00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,140

that's exactly what they would do.

 

483

00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,140

Yeah.

 

484

00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:31,140

But see, I think that's what they try to do is they try to like,

 

485

00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:36,140

we'll give them enough competition, then they'll buy us, and then we can merge with the NFL

 

486

00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,140

and make more.

 

487

00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:38,140

Which makes perfect sense.

 

488

00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:41,140

I don't know if they want to do that.

 

489

00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:47,140

I think they just want to be like the summer league, or the league, which is not summer league,

 

490

00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,140

but the league between the NFL and the NFL.

 

491

00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:54,140

They want to be like, oh, the best players, like the guys who go to, who get out of college,

 

492

00:18:54,140 --> 00:19:01,140

and they're just not quite ready physically, mentally, whatever for like the high stress and work

 

493

00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:05,140

at the NFL, they're like, you can play here, learn how to play.

 

494

00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:08,140

And then you go slag off.

 

495

00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:11,140

You go over here, slag off.

 

496

00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:15,140

Basically, the NFL got all their women are like tens.

 

497

00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:17,140

We've got eight and sevens over here.

 

498

00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:19,140

They still look good though.

 

499

00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,140

Hey, Aaron's being the least tall.

 

500

00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:23,140

Six is across the board, baby.

 

501

00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:27,140

Oh, speaking of that, I had a listen, make it like that.

 

502

00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,140

No, man.

 

503

00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:37,140

That's the USF feel like the 80s, the NFL in the 80s.

 

504

00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:38,140

Like let it let it show.

 

505

00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,140

Yeah, man.

 

506

00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:41,140

And I'm taking steroids and me this shit.

 

507

00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,140

Let them take coke.

 

508

00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,140

Yeah, I'm saying it like Michael Irvings out there.

 

509

00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,140

Yeah.

 

510

00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:48,140

And Lawrence Taylor's.

 

511

00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:49,140

Aaron Hadsall.

 

512

00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,140

Yeah.

 

513

00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:53,140

Just started tearing the heads off, man.

 

514

00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:54,140

I like it.

 

515

00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:55,140

Yeah, I like it.

 

516

00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:58,140

Well, we're talking about six is seven, eight is a nines friend.

 

517

00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:03,140

I got a new scale of hotness courtesy of one of our listeners.

 

518

00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,140

They texted me about last week's show.

 

519

00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,140

I think it was last week's show, maybe we were last.

 

520

00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:11,140

Before we talk about Sydney, Swinney's bath water soap, right?

 

521

00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,140

Is that last week?

 

522

00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:13,140

Yeah.

 

523

00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:14,140

Yeah, maybe.

 

524

00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:15,140

Thanks.

 

525

00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:19,140

And they were like, is this they sent me a picture of Sydney, Swinney, and they said,

 

526

00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:21,140

is this Sydney, Swinney that you're talking about?

 

527

00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,140

And I said, yes.

 

528

00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,140

And he said, well, I mean, she's very pretty.

 

529

00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,140

And I said, yes, she's very pretty.

 

530

00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:30,140

And he said, but I don't think she's bathwater hot.

 

531

00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:33,140

And I was like, yeah, okay, that's a good scale.

 

532

00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,140

Like is like, would you?

 

533

00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:36,140

Okay.

 

534

00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:39,140

Would you salt burn her bathwater?

 

535

00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,140

No.

 

536

00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,140

Well, that is scale.

 

537

00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,140

That's the scale.

 

538

00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,140

Fred.

 

539

00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:48,140

From now on is like, what I salt salt burn her back.

 

540

00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:55,140

And for those of you who haven't seen salt burn, watch it.

 

541

00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:58,140

That's a fucking nasty scene.

 

542

00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,140

We talked about this movie.

 

543

00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,140

It's great.

 

544

00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:01,140

And Fred loves it.

 

545

00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,140

Yeah, we did.

 

546

00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,140

It's great.

 

547

00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:04,140

Great.

 

548

00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:12,140

Fred, you fucking, you told me it was titties in the movies.

 

549

00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:16,140

There were no titties in that movie.

 

550

00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,140

There was one one.

 

551

00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,140

There was one.

 

552

00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:20,140

There was one.

 

553

00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:23,140

And then she talked about a dick titties.

 

554

00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:30,140

Fred, it's a dick.

 

555

00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,140

It's a dick.

 

556

00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:33,140

It's a different like a pub titties.

 

557

00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:35,140

See for Parker, dick titties.

 

558

00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:38,140

I'm glad you saw titties.

 

559

00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,140

Dick's dick.

 

560

00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,140

Dick's dick for kids.

 

561

00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:42,140

Dick's for titties.

 

562

00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:52,140

I've been going on this kind of vendor of older comedy movies.

 

563

00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:54,140

And I want to grow nuts.

 

564

00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,140

And happy Gilmore.

 

565

00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:57,140

And happy Gilmore too is about to come out.

 

566

00:21:57,140 --> 00:22:03,140

And a bunch of other like, I guess what, early 2000s maybe, what is mid 2000s, like 2005,

 

567

00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:06,140

is that like 2050?

 

568

00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,140

Yeah.

 

569

00:22:07,140 --> 00:22:14,140

And it does is for us to be at the 10s and 5s and 10s.

 

570

00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,140

Yeah, because that's fine.

 

571

00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:21,140

I think like, yeah, so around it, and then it goes into the 2010s, 20, 30s, you know?

 

572

00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,140

Yeah.

 

573

00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:25,140

So I watched grownups, Talladeganites.

 

574

00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:28,140

Of course, because I watched it, moving anytime.

 

575

00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,140

Happy Gilmore again.

 

576

00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,140

And the whole, Talladeganites.

 

577

00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:33,140

Yes.

 

578

00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:36,140

It holds up better than anything I've ever seen.

 

579

00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:38,140

It's a hilarious movie.

 

580

00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:40,140

So it's always going to be.

 

581

00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:46,140

I told my kid today because he was like, you know, I did, he got down with basketball camp.

 

582

00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,140

He's like, kind of him pretty good.

 

583

00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:50,140

You know, I finished like, maybe second.

 

584

00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,140

I was like, if you ain't first your last.

 

585

00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:54,140

And he said, first and last.

 

586

00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:58,140

And I said, this is how you're going to remember me for Father's Day.

 

587

00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:01,140

This is the worst dad in the world.

 

588

00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:03,140

Getting the car with the pan.

 

589

00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:07,140

If you ain't first, then let's hear it.

 

590

00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:09,140

So, yeah, I watched that.

 

591

00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:12,140

I also watched pop star.

 

592

00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:15,140

Don't stop believing, which is hilarious as well.

 

593

00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,140

Don't stop.

 

594

00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:17,140

Don't stop.

 

595

00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:18,140

Don't stop.

 

596

00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:19,140

Don't stop.

 

597

00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:20,140

Never stop.

 

598

00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:21,140

Never stop.

 

599

00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,140

Yeah, whatever.

 

600

00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:23,140

Don't stop.

 

601

00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:24,140

Whatever.

 

602

00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:25,140

Great.

 

603

00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:26,140

All great.

 

604

00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,140

Well worth watching.

 

605

00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,140

All right.

 

606

00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:31,140

Again, and then I, and it made me think like, are they ever going to make movies like that again?

 

607

00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,140

Yeah, I was.

 

608

00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:34,140

I was.

 

609

00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:35,140

I was.

 

610

00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:36,140

I was.

 

611

00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:37,140

I was.

 

612

00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,140

I was.

 

613

00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:39,140

I was.

 

614

00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:40,140

I was.

 

615

00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,140

I was.

 

616

00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:42,140

I was.

 

617

00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:43,140

I was.

 

618

00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:44,140

I was.

 

619

00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:45,140

I was.

 

620

00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:46,140

I was.

 

621

00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:47,140

I was.

 

622

00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:48,140

I was.

 

623

00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:49,140

Yeah, it was good.

 

624

00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:50,140

Yeah.

 

625

00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:51,140

I thought it was.

 

626

00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,140

I can't.

 

627

00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:55,140

I can't watch it because the kids are.

 

628

00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:57,140

He wasn't going around.

 

629

00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:58,140

He wasn't that.

 

630

00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:00,140

I don't recall it being like a.

 

631

00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:02,140

I don't recall it being like a.

 

632

00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,140

I don't remember.

 

633

00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:04,140

I don't remember.

 

634

00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:06,140

There were no titties in it.

 

635

00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:07,140

You know that.

 

636

00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:08,140

I know.

 

637

00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:10,140

You know the new space balls coming out.

 

638

00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:11,140

The thing.

 

639

00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,140

Space balls too.

 

640

00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,140

Yeah.

 

641

00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:14,140

Very exciting.

 

642

00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:15,140

Buggaloo.

 

643

00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:16,140

I'm excited for happy.

 

644

00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:17,140

You think it's coming up.

 

645

00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:18,140

That's your Buggaloo.

 

646

00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,140

That is.

 

647

00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:20,140

That is breaking team.

 

648

00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:21,140

That's breaking.

 

649

00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:22,140

Breaking.

 

650

00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,140

Yeah.

 

651

00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:27,140

That's your Buggaloo is the second one.

 

652

00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:28,140

Yeah.

 

653

00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,140

That's what I said.

 

654

00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:30,140

That's what I said.

 

655

00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:31,140

It's Buggaloo too.

 

656

00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:32,140

It lets you move.

 

657

00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:33,140

Yeah.

 

658

00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:34,140

Yes sir.

 

659

00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,140

For more money.

 

660

00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,140

That's right.

 

661

00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:37,140

Exactly.

 

662

00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:38,140

And that's why I look at the space balls.

 

663

00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:39,140

Because it's true.

 

664

00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:40,140

They're like we only care about the.

 

665

00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:41,140

We only care about the money.

 

666

00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:42,140

We only care about the money.

 

667

00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:43,140

It's great.

 

668

00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:44,140

It's for the money.

 

669

00:24:44,140 --> 00:24:45,140

Yeah.

 

670

00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:46,140

Oh yeah.

 

671

00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:47,140

So that's the only thing that.

 

672

00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:48,140

I want to go and bring.

 

673

00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,140

Yes.

 

674

00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:50,140

I can't.

 

675

00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:51,140

Yes.

 

676

00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:54,140

No, not Jane Candy but a Rick Moranis is back.

 

677

00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:56,140

Well, oh, and then the other one.

 

678

00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,140

Yeah.

 

679

00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:58,140

Yeah.

 

680

00:24:58,140 --> 00:24:59,140

Yeah.

 

681

00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:00,140

Yeah.

 

682

00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:01,140

Yeah.

 

683

00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,140

Yeah.

 

684

00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:03,140

Yeah.

 

685

00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:04,140

Right.

 

686

00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:05,140

Yeah.

 

687

00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:06,140

I wonder if they can bring.

 

688

00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:07,140

Oh, Jay on that.

 

689

00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,140

Well, no, they can't.

 

690

00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,140

No, did you see the.

 

691

00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,140

In the trailer?

 

692

00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:11,140

Well, Jay.

 

693

00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:12,140

Yeah.

 

694

00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:13,140

Yeah.

 

695

00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:14,140

Yeah.

 

696

00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,140

That was awesome.

 

697

00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:16,140

That was awesome.

 

698

00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,140

Yeah.

 

699

00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,140

Yeah.

 

700

00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:19,140

That was awesome.

 

701

00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:20,140

Yeah.

 

702

00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:21,140

Yeah.

 

703

00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:22,140

Yeah.

 

704

00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,140

Yeah.

 

705

00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:24,140

Yeah.

 

706

00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:25,140

That was so funny.

 

707

00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:26,140

Yeah.

 

708

00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:27,140

Yeah.

 

709

00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:29,140

I'm excited for a set before we did it.

 

710

00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:30,140

And that.

 

711

00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:31,140

I'm still excited for it.

 

712

00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:32,140

Yeah.

 

713

00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:33,140

Oh, really?

 

714

00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:34,140

And that new happy Gilmore.

 

715

00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:35,140

Do you say happy Gilmore?

 

716

00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:36,140

But the new ones fixing to come out?

 

717

00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:37,140

Yeah.

 

718

00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,140

Yeah.

 

719

00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:39,140

I'm excited for that.

 

720

00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:40,140

Yeah.

 

721

00:25:40,140 --> 00:25:41,140

I'm excited for all of them.

 

722

00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,140

I mean, they.

 

723

00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,140

They dropped a little teaser.

 

724

00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:45,140

Like, I think like during the match, Esther.

 

725

00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:46,140

So that was in March.

 

726

00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:47,140

Of course.

 

727

00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:48,140

And I'm like, well, fuck.

 

728

00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:51,140

When is it coming out?

 

729

00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:52,140

Never enough.

 

730

00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:53,140

Never enough.

 

731

00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:55,140

It's the season of the show.

 

732

00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:56,140

I don't think it's the season.

 

733

00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:58,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

734

00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

735

00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

736

00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:01,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

737

00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:02,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

738

00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:03,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

739

00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:04,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

740

00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:05,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

741

00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:06,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

742

00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:07,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

743

00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:08,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

744

00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:09,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

745

00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:10,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

746

00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:11,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

747

00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:31,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

748

00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

749

00:26:32,140 --> 00:26:33,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

750

00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:34,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

751

00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:35,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

752

00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:36,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

753

00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:37,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

754

00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:38,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

755

00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:39,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

756

00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,140

I don't think it's the season of the show.

 

757

00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,140

Let's take a little bit more.

 

758

00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:42,140

Yeah, there you go.

 

759

00:26:42,140 --> 00:26:43,140

You did it better than I did.

 

760

00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:44,140

Wow.

 

761

00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:45,140

Let's take a quick break.

 

762

00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:47,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

763

00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:48,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

764

00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

765

00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:50,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

766

00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:51,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

767

00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:52,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

768

00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:53,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

769

00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:54,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

770

00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:55,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

771

00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:56,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

772

00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:57,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

773

00:26:57,140 --> 00:26:58,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

774

00:26:58,140 --> 00:26:59,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

775

00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:00,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

776

00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:15,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

777

00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:25,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

778

00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:41,140

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the hundred and ninety second edition of Black

 

779

00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:45,140

League of the podcast, Fred, not too long ago.

 

780

00:27:45,140 --> 00:27:46,140

We'll be back with more of the break.

 

781

00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:47,140

Yeah, we always do.

 

782

00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:57,140

No matter when we start back, you're wonking.

 

783

00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:58,140

That's the midway point.

 

784

00:27:58,140 --> 00:27:59,140

We're going to be like, "I'll whack it.

 

785

00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:00,140

You guys, get ready."

 

786

00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:01,140

That's all we owe.

 

787

00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,140

I always leave off the same thing.

 

788

00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:11,140

So, Fred, I had the pleasure just recently of visiting the birthplace of the DLC.

 

789

00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:12,140

We told the story before.

 

790

00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:18,140

And I really think that we should probably tell the story in full around the 200th episode.

 

791

00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:22,140

I think that would be a great 200th episode special.

 

792

00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:25,140

But, Fred, I went back.

 

793

00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:28,140

I was in the area and I said, "You know what?

 

794

00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,140

Why not?

 

795

00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,140

I got a little time to kill.

 

796

00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:32,140

I'm going to go visit the birthplace of the DLC.

 

797

00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:38,140

And I just want to let you guys know that if you're anywhere near--

 

798

00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:39,140

Is it gone?

 

799

00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:41,140

No, it's still there.

 

800

00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:42,140

It's forever there.

 

801

00:28:42,140 --> 00:28:43,140

It will never go away.

 

802

00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:46,140

As a matter of fact, Fred, they had--

 

803

00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:49,140

So, the place that we-- and I can't tell you this there--

 

804

00:28:49,140 --> 00:29:00,140

The place that we found, the thing that led to the DLC's creation was little place for poor people like ourselves at the time.

 

805

00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,140

And still--

 

806

00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,140

Oh, yeah.

 

807

00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,140

--called bargain foods.

 

808

00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:04,140

Bargain foods is--

 

809

00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:05,140

Yeah!

 

810

00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:12,140

If you can think of it, they've got it and they've got it cheaper than you are willing to pay for it.

 

811

00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:15,140

So cheap, in fact, that you're like, "I don't know if I should buy this yet."

 

812

00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:16,140

Debtical.

 

813

00:29:16,140 --> 00:29:17,140

Yeah, I don't think I--

 

814

00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:18,140

Right.

 

815

00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:22,140

Because I got in there and I was like, "This place, so I pulled up."

 

816

00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:25,140

Which I-- and this won't be in the longest story.

 

817

00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:28,140

So we'll go in more into depth later on.

 

818

00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:32,140

But I pull up and there are two buildings left side by side, right?

 

819

00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:41,140

And I'm like, "Okay, so which one is it? Is it the one that is literally nothing but an empty building full of shopping carts?"

 

820

00:29:41,140 --> 00:29:42,140

Or--

 

821

00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:43,140

Yeah.

 

822

00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:44,140

So the other one--

 

823

00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:50,140

So the first-- I'm like, "Okay, great. So they have one building that are just dedicated to empty shopping carts."

 

824

00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:51,140

Yeah.

 

825

00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:52,140

And--

 

826

00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:56,140

Well, they have to because like a lot of people come there and like--

 

827

00:29:56,140 --> 00:29:57,140

Yeah!

 

828

00:29:57,140 --> 00:29:59,140

No, but people--

 

829

00:29:59,140 --> 00:29:59,140

People--

 

830

00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:00,140

People--

 

831

00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:02,140

Yeah, it's a place, man.

 

832

00:30:02,140 --> 00:30:03,140

Oh, no, I get it.

 

833

00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:04,140

So, yeah, yeah.

 

834

00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:11,140

I was like, "You know what? This is not-- this building, this ghostly building of shopping carts is not going to turn me for my mission."

 

835

00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:17,140

Which is to get in, see what I can see and get out with minimal--

 

836

00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:18,140

So--

 

837

00:30:18,140 --> 00:30:21,140

Had you not been there since?

 

838

00:30:21,140 --> 00:30:22,140

I haven't been there in--

 

839

00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:24,140

Like, was the last 20--

 

840

00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:25,140

20, something years?

 

841

00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:26,140

Probably.

 

842

00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:27,140

Yeah.

 

843

00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:29,140

Yeah. Maybe 20--

 

844

00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:31,140

20 days.

 

845

00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:33,140

Oh, you know, they're all gone?

 

846

00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:35,140

Oh, okay.

 

847

00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:37,140

Yeah.

 

848

00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:38,140

That makes me happy.

 

849

00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:40,140

That's why I get my butts in.

 

850

00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:41,140

Ah, okay.

 

851

00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:44,140

Like, they sell-- they sell butt in the back.

 

852

00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:45,140

Yeah, for right now, that's--

 

853

00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:46,140

No, you get like a--

 

854

00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:48,140

Of course, a butt in the back.

 

855

00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:50,140

[laughs]

 

856

00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,140

Always in the rear.

 

857

00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:53,140

You get a two-pack of butts for like 25 bucks, man.

 

858

00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:54,140

What a deal.

 

859

00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:56,140

Oh, shit.

 

860

00:30:56,140 --> 00:30:58,140

I was like, "It's a deal, dude."

 

861

00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:01,140

I got there, dude, and I was like, "You know what?

 

862

00:31:01,140 --> 00:31:06,140

First of all, I think I-- as soon as I walked in, I was like, "Okay.

 

863

00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:12,140

This place, despite the bargains, is depressing as shit."

 

864

00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:14,140

Oh, yeah.

 

865

00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:17,140

"Divide in that place is so depressing."

 

866

00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:19,140

So it's still the same vibe.

 

867

00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:20,140

I was going--

 

868

00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:21,140

People in there.

 

869

00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,140

The people in there are just--

 

870

00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:25,140

I mean, it's just like--

 

871

00:31:25,140 --> 00:31:27,140

Like I said, who am I to judge?

 

872

00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:29,140

But there's some ugly people in there, man.

 

873

00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:31,140

They are not attracted to people there.

 

874

00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,140

There's some real ugly people in there.

 

875

00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:35,140

I mean, it's like--

 

876

00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:40,140

So I got in and I was like, "Well, let me just see how these bargains are, right?"

 

877

00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:42,140

'Cause again, that's the name of the place.

 

878

00:31:42,140 --> 00:31:45,140

And I will admit, the bargains were great.

 

879

00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:48,140

Like the deals were incredible.

 

880

00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:51,140

And I was like, "Oh, I can get that for that."

 

881

00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:52,140

Oh, shit.

 

882

00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:53,140

I can get that for that.

 

883

00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:56,140

I can get a 12 pack of Terry Bradshaw burgers.

 

884

00:31:56,140 --> 00:32:00,140

I don't know if there's made from Terry Bradshaw or by Terry Bradshaw.

 

885

00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:03,140

Yeah, I'm a ton of them.

 

886

00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:05,140

I don't even know if they existed.

 

887

00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:06,140

I don't know.

 

888

00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:07,140

They're also--

 

889

00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:08,140

I realized they're going to open--

 

890

00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:15,140

At least on my visit, they're going to open in Walburgras restaurant inside of bargains.

 

891

00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:19,140

Because on every aisle, there was something else from Walburgras,

 

892

00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:21,140

which I think when it businesses--

 

893

00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,140

Yeah.

 

894

00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:26,140

That's where they get their sit for a day.

 

895

00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:27,140

Yeah, no, I'm in.

 

896

00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:30,140

Yeah, but don't take it there, meet locally.

 

897

00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:31,140

Like from local firms?

 

898

00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:32,140

I didn't get quite--

 

899

00:32:32,140 --> 00:32:38,140

Okay, so here was my moral dilemma, if you will, Alan.

 

900

00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:42,140

I wasn't going to a place to head refrigeration.

 

901

00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:46,140

So I was like, "I won't-- I can't get anything that needs to be refrigerated."

 

902

00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:47,140

Yeah.

 

903

00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:50,140

Because I don't have any way to store it for a couple of days.

 

904

00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:57,140

So I was like, "Well, I'm going to look around in that area, but I'm not going to buy anything."

 

905

00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:59,140

Although I will say, I will give them credit.

 

906

00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:05,140

They did a great job of not having the same bus it up as coolers as they used to have.

 

907

00:33:05,140 --> 00:33:06,140

Congratulations.

 

908

00:33:06,140 --> 00:33:07,140

All right.

 

909

00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:09,140

But what was right about--

 

910

00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:11,140

We got them old Bolo Coolers.

 

911

00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:12,140

Yeah, old Bolo Coolers.

 

912

00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:15,140

They totally used to have not even like you was real sketchy.

 

913

00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:17,140

These seem to keep things fairly cool.

 

914

00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:19,140

So I was glad for that.

 

915

00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:21,140

Yeah, fairly cold.

 

916

00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:22,140

Fairly cold, not cold.

 

917

00:33:22,140 --> 00:33:23,140

Why did that tip?

 

918

00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:24,140

Right.

 

919

00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:26,140

All of you rushed home.

 

920

00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:29,140

Cold enough to not get violated for it.

 

921

00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:30,140

Right.

 

922

00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:31,140

Just violated.

 

923

00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:34,140

Just cold enough to let the fun kind of get this grown.

 

924

00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:37,140

Only the fun bacteria in this grow here.

 

925

00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:40,140

You don't get to it.

 

926

00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:42,140

You just get-- you just get rega.

 

927

00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:43,140

You don't get the ganna.

 

928

00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,140

You just get the rega.

 

929

00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:51,140

You go back if you go back to your credits as much.

 

930

00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:52,140

That's a different story.

 

931

00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:58,140

Well, so Fred, I think the first thing I noticed other than the fact that it was ridiculously depressing

 

932

00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:04,140

was as I'm walking around every song that was on the radio was like gospel music,

 

933

00:34:04,140 --> 00:34:06,140

which I don't have an initial gospel music.

 

934

00:34:06,140 --> 00:34:08,140

But it made me wonder.

 

935

00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:12,140

I was like, man, I feel like these guys are just playing like Jesus is greatest hits

 

936

00:34:12,140 --> 00:34:14,140

and just like on a loop.

 

937

00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:18,140

Because like the people in there were singing them like they were into it.

 

938

00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:19,140

Yeah.

 

939

00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,140

Yeah.

 

940

00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:21,140

Let's throw them every day.

 

941

00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:24,140

No, no, I don't mean the people working there.

 

942

00:34:24,140 --> 00:34:25,140

I mean the people.

 

943

00:34:25,140 --> 00:34:26,140

Oh, these people.

 

944

00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:30,140

There's like some people stalking the frickin' aisles.

 

945

00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:34,140

You don't give a shit if they jump in front of you to get a bargain.

 

946

00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,140

Yeah.

 

947

00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,140

They will attack your ass.

 

948

00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:40,140

They're not scared.

 

949

00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:43,140

I'm telling you, that's what my wife need to do to go like,

 

950

00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:45,140

feed these kids for the summer.

 

951

00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:48,140

Like because she's buying them all like snacks and shit,

 

952

00:34:48,140 --> 00:34:50,140

you know, so they have something to eat throughout the day.

 

953

00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:51,140

Fuck that.

 

954

00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:54,140

Go down to bargain foods and don't get them fruit rollups.

 

955

00:34:54,140 --> 00:34:56,140

Get them fruit holdups.

 

956

00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:57,140

No.

 

957

00:34:57,140 --> 00:35:02,140

I'm into that because that's what I, that was what I figured out by the end of it.

 

958

00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:03,140

I was like, damn.

 

959

00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:07,140

This is where I should be shopping for this like shit that's not parrots.

 

960

00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,140

Yeah.

 

961

00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,140

Right?

 

962

00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:10,140

Yeah.

 

963

00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:11,140

Yeah.

 

964

00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:12,140

Yeah.

 

965

00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:13,140

You know what I mean?

 

966

00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:16,140

I mean, I can get an axe there.

 

967

00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:18,140

Don't get toe house cookies.

 

968

00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:19,140

Get troll house cookies.

 

969

00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:20,140

Roll house.

 

970

00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:21,140

Roll house, thingy.

 

971

00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:22,140

Get small house cookies.

 

972

00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:23,140

Roll house.

 

973

00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:24,140

Yeah.

 

974

00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:25,140

Roll house.

 

975

00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:26,140

Roll house.

 

976

00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:27,140

Roll house.

 

977

00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:28,140

Roll house.

 

978

00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:29,140

Roll house.

 

979

00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:30,140

Roll house.

 

980

00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:32,140

You can barely miss the mouse.

 

981

00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:33,140

So, no.

 

982

00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:34,140

I was like, shit.

 

983

00:35:34,140 --> 00:35:36,140

I can get an axe.

 

984

00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:38,140

They had multiple sizes of axes.

 

985

00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:39,140

Yeah.

 

986

00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:41,140

All like, don't you got chickens?

 

987

00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:42,140

Yeah.

 

988

00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,140

You can get chicken feet.

 

989

00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:44,140

Well, I had chickens.

 

990

00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:45,140

I don't know more.

 

991

00:35:45,140 --> 00:35:47,140

That's where you get to chicken feed from, man.

 

992

00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,140

They had tons of feed.

 

993

00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:49,140

Yeah.

 

994

00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:50,140

That's where you get to chicken feed.

 

995

00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:51,140

People feed.

 

996

00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:54,140

I got down that aisle and I was like, shit.

 

997

00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:55,140

I just was not.

 

998

00:35:55,140 --> 00:35:57,140

I didn't recognize any of these words.

 

999

00:35:57,140 --> 00:35:58,140

Yeah.

 

1000

00:35:58,140 --> 00:36:03,140

They heard somebody say that they had a bunch of like supplies like for food and stuff.

 

1001

00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:04,140

Yeah.

 

1002

00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:05,140

Pretty good deals.

 

1003

00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:10,140

I would say not great deals for pretty good deals on like veggies.

 

1004

00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:12,140

Not like, oh my God.

 

1005

00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:13,140

Yeah.

 

1006

00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:16,140

Like with some of the stuff because there's something I was like, oh my God.

 

1007

00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:17,140

Right.

 

1008

00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:18,140

But the veggies.

 

1009

00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:19,140

Yeah.

 

1010

00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,140

That's okay.

 

1011

00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:22,140

Like if I'm here, all right.

 

1012

00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:23,140

I picked that up.

 

1013

00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:26,140

I didn't pick up 25 pounds of onions, but I thought about it.

 

1014

00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:27,140

But some ribs.

 

1015

00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:28,140

But some ribs.

 

1016

00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:29,140

Yeah.

 

1017

00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:30,140

They had a lot of ribs.

 

1018

00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:31,140

I didn't notice that.

 

1019

00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:32,140

They had a lot of stuff, man.

 

1020

00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:33,140

Oh, you get it.

 

1021

00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:37,140

My thing is ribs and who slabs of ribs like $20.

 

1022

00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:38,140

Yeah.

 

1023

00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:46,140

My thing is I think we should broadcast our 200th episode live from Markins parking lot.

 

1024

00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:47,140

Well, we should.

 

1025

00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:49,140

We should just do it upfront.

 

1026

00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:50,140

I bet they let us.

 

1027

00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:51,140

Alan.

 

1028

00:36:51,140 --> 00:36:54,140

I bet they let us do it in the front.

 

1029

00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:55,140

Yeah.

 

1030

00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:57,140

That's what I'm saying.

 

1031

00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:58,140

Yeah.

 

1032

00:36:58,140 --> 00:36:59,140

No, it's not your idea.

 

1033

00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:03,140

Yeah.

 

1034

00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:04,140

Oh, no, no, no, no.

 

1035

00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:07,140

Some are written like an 17, hundred, man.

 

1036

00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:08,140

That's what I'm saying.

 

1037

00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:10,140

We have to do like our off-brand ones.

 

1038

00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,140

Yeah.

 

1039

00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:13,140

Like our side.

 

1040

00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:14,140

Jesus.

 

1041

00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:15,140

Yeah.

 

1042

00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:16,140

Some awesome.

 

1043

00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:17,140

Son.

 

1044

00:37:17,140 --> 00:37:19,140

It lays on the ground in your yard.

 

1045

00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:20,140

Yeah.

 

1046

00:37:20,140 --> 00:37:22,140

There's a lot of them.

 

1047

00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:25,140

They're like these guys are really into sign.

 

1048

00:37:25,140 --> 00:37:29,140

Yeah.

 

1049

00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:31,140

I just saw it.

 

1050

00:37:31,140 --> 00:37:35,140

I will say as I was leaving, I found I've met a new speaking of God.

 

1051

00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:39,140

And this is what threw me off about the whole thing is I was leaving it.

 

1052

00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:44,140

And there was some guy who had a shirt that said, "Hail Zoo got it."

 

1053

00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:45,140

Zoo.

 

1054

00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,140

Zoo.

 

1055

00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:50,140

I think it's supposed to say Zeus, but I think it was like off-brand maybe like a bargain shirt.

 

1056

00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:52,140

He's bought it in bargain for.

 

1057

00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:55,140

Yeah.

 

1058

00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:56,140

He was walking in and I was like, "Hail Zoo."

 

1059

00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:57,140

Who the fuck is Zeus?

 

1060

00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:59,140

He's like, "You know, never take a zoo."

 

1061

00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:02,140

You're a zoo, but he's there.

 

1062

00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:03,140

Well, and that's the thing.

 

1063

00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:04,140

It could be a wrestle.

 

1064

00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:05,140

I don't know.

 

1065

00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:07,140

Because you said it's something the other day.

 

1066

00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:08,140

Yeah.

 

1067

00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:10,140

And about a wrestler and you're like, "Holy shit.

 

1068

00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,140

This is crazy."

 

1069

00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:14,140

And both of that, I was like, "What is what's happening?"

 

1070

00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:15,140

Dude.

 

1071

00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:17,140

You guys, you were in the wrestling.

 

1072

00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:18,140

Like, I was.

 

1073

00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:20,140

I think that guy is.

 

1074

00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:22,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1075

00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:24,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1076

00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:26,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1077

00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:27,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1078

00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:28,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1079

00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:29,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1080

00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1081

00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:31,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1082

00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1083

00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:33,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1084

00:38:33,140 --> 00:38:34,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1085

00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1086

00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:36,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1087

00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:37,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1088

00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,140

He's been in the wrestling for years.

 

1089

00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:39,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1090

00:38:39,140 --> 00:38:40,140

Hardcore champion.

 

1091

00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:41,140

Yeah.

 

1092

00:38:41,140 --> 00:38:42,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1093

00:38:42,140 --> 00:38:43,140

Hardcore champion.

 

1094

00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:44,140

Yeah.

 

1095

00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:50,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1096

00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:52,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1097

00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:54,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1098

00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:56,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1099

00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:58,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1100

00:38:58,140 --> 00:38:59,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1101

00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:00,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1102

00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:01,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1103

00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:02,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1104

00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1105

00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:04,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1106

00:39:04,140 --> 00:39:05,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1107

00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:06,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1108

00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:07,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1109

00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:08,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1110

00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:09,140

He didn't know he was the 24th setting.

 

1111

00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:12,920

I don't believe he is from the area.

 

1112

00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,200

>> You're from Charlotte, he's from Charlotte, so yeah.

 

1113

00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,760

>> Yeah, he's from Charlotte.

 

1114

00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:23,340

>> Yeah, he's been wrestling in W.A. for fucking every, man.

 

1115

00:39:23,340 --> 00:39:24,340

>> Hot man.

 

1116

00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:25,320

>> Yeah, he's from Charlotte.

 

1117

00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:32,440

>> Yeah, I'm reallyخirlining him, 53 years old, 63 years, and steel wrestling broke.

 

1118

00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,340

>> Yeah, bro.

 

1119

00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:34,920

>> He gets my hand, he does look it.

 

1120

00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,160

>> Are you willing to want to get into fight with that guy?

 

1121

00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,740

>> I don't want to get into a fight with anybody.

 

1122

00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:39,740

>> No, I sure.

 

1123

00:39:39,740 --> 00:39:40,740

>> Thanks, here.

 

1124

00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:45,740

>> Just for the record, I'm older and I've to not want to get into a fight with anybody.

 

1125

00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:50,740

>> I don't even want to fight the remote, I just turn it off.

 

1126

00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:51,740

>> Right.

 

1127

00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:53,740

>> I think I'm getting it right.

 

1128

00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:58,740

>> We're second, I thought I was getting into a fight the other day, but thankfully, it

 

1129

00:39:58,740 --> 00:39:59,740

works its way out.

 

1130

00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:00,740

>> I saw the fight.

 

1131

00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,740

>> I saw the fight sleep.

 

1132

00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:05,740

>> I fell, I lose it that one all the time.

 

1133

00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:06,740

>> Well Fred.

 

1134

00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:13,500

>> Well Fred, I have been thinking about this for a little while because some of them popped

 

1135

00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:20,020

up the other day about a fruit or no, a vegetable.

 

1136

00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:25,060

And my kids were like, Dad, what the hell of a vegetable is that?

 

1137

00:40:25,060 --> 00:40:27,420

Because it was in British talk.

 

1138

00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:32,300

And so it made me think, what are the British, what are the, what's the equivalent?

 

1139

00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:36,700

And I knew what it was and I'll give you the, I'll give you, we'll see which way

 

1140

00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,780

to get on this.

 

1141

00:40:38,780 --> 00:40:43,540

But I was like, what are the equivalent words and I don't know in British versus American?

 

1142

00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:44,540

Right?

 

1143

00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:48,620

So would you guys rather have the British term and you figure out the American term or have

 

1144

00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:53,740

the American term, term and try to figure out the British term?

 

1145

00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:55,540

>> How many terms do you have?

 

1146

00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:56,540

>> I was 1600.

 

1147

00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:57,540

>> Okay.

 

1148

00:40:57,540 --> 00:41:00,980

>> I'll give you like, give you just a few.

 

1149

00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:02,220

>> Just also name them.

 

1150

00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:03,220

>> Okay, okay.

 

1151

00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:04,220

How about this?

 

1152

00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:05,220

>> Awesome.

 

1153

00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:06,220

>> All right, that's fine.

 

1154

00:41:06,220 --> 00:41:12,540

I'll give you the first one, the first one is the one that started this whole crazy trip.

 

1155

00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:13,540

>> Yeah.

 

1156

00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:17,460

>> Yeah, Fred and Alan, what's an over Jean?

 

1157

00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:21,220

>> Over Jean, isn't that that chocolate drink?

 

1158

00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:22,220

>> I'm random.

 

1159

00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:23,860

>> Oh, no, that's over Jean.

 

1160

00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:24,860

>> That's over Jean.

 

1161

00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,900

>> Very different.

 

1162

00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:27,900

>> Over Jean.

 

1163

00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:32,220

>> Over Jean, now I'll give you a clue.

 

1164

00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:33,220

It is a venture.

 

1165

00:41:33,220 --> 00:41:34,220

>> How about that?

 

1166

00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:35,220

>> Over Jean.

 

1167

00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:39,780

>> I was going to say it was an overpass, but it is a vegetable then.

 

1168

00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:40,780

>> It's vegetable.

 

1169

00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:41,780

>> It's a vegetable.

 

1170

00:41:41,780 --> 00:41:44,460

>> But do you have any idea what vegetable it might be?

 

1171

00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,460

>> Can you come up with that?

 

1172

00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:46,460

>> An over Jean.

 

1173

00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:49,300

>> Right, but what is that?

 

1174

00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:50,300

>> A potato.

 

1175

00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:53,540

>> Oh, close, close to potato.

 

1176

00:41:53,540 --> 00:42:00,340

It's really, it's probably not any way related to a potato, but it's kind of like one.

 

1177

00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:10,340

So an over Jean friend in here in the States, here across the pond, we call that an eggplant.

 

1178

00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:14,180

>> Mm, right, so my kids would like to have over Jean.

 

1179

00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:15,180

>> You would have thought that.

 

1180

00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:21,260

>> Over Jean, over Jean, whatever it is to your mother, head sex with an over Jean.

 

1181

00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:22,980

>> Over Jean from his own.

 

1182

00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:25,220

>> And now you're half over Jean.

 

1183

00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:29,060

>> Or whatever, you know, I forget how it goes.

 

1184

00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:34,060

>> Anyway, friends, how about, do you know what I'm, and obviously you're going to know

 

1185

00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:37,940

what these are British because they're not American terms.

 

1186

00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:40,020

How about candy floss?

 

1187

00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:42,260

Any idea what that is?

 

1188

00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,780

>> Candy floss.

 

1189

00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:44,780

>> Candy floss.

 

1190

00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:49,020

>> In Britain, they call it candy floss.

 

1191

00:42:49,020 --> 00:42:50,500

>> Is it by the States?

 

1192

00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:53,500

>> We call it.

 

1193

00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:56,260

>> Why would they call dental floss candy floss?

 

1194

00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:59,540

>> They don't have to be by Jean anyway.

 

1195

00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:00,540

>> What?

 

1196

00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:01,540

>> Because it tastes good.

 

1197

00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:04,540

>> But minty is a candy.

 

1198

00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,340

>> This is dirty.

 

1199

00:43:06,340 --> 00:43:08,580

>> Minty, I don't consider all this.

 

1200

00:43:08,580 --> 00:43:09,580

>> Candy floss.

 

1201

00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:19,300

>> Candy floss is actually what we like to refer to as cotton candy.

 

1202

00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:20,300

>> Candy floss.

 

1203

00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:21,300

>> That is stupid.

 

1204

00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,980

>> Why would you say, so?

 

1205

00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:30,300

>> Well, no, it actually makes sense because it's just sugary whatever in we call it candy floss.

 

1206

00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:34,060

>> No, it's floss like it's very thin strips of things.

 

1207

00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:36,060

>> What is a candy cane for us or was it?

 

1208

00:43:36,060 --> 00:43:37,060

>> No, cotton candy.

 

1209

00:43:37,060 --> 00:43:38,060

>> Yeah, cotton candy.

 

1210

00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:39,060

>> Yeah, cotton candy.

 

1211

00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:42,260

>> Candy cane, candy cane, candy cane.

 

1212

00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:43,260

>> Candy cane.

 

1213

00:43:43,260 --> 00:43:44,260

>> All right, so how about this?

 

1214

00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:45,260

How you do it easy?

 

1215

00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:46,260

How about chips?

 

1216

00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:47,260

>> It's a phrase.

 

1217

00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:48,260

>> It's a phrase.

 

1218

00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,260

>> It's a phrase.

 

1219

00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,260

>> It's a phrase.

 

1220

00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:51,260

>> It's a phrase.

 

1221

00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:52,260

>> Right.

 

1222

00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:53,260

>> Pretty much.

 

1223

00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:55,500

>> We're going to bring that back maybe.

 

1224

00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,500

>> We're going to bring that back.

 

1225

00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,580

>> I think we should.

 

1226

00:43:58,580 --> 00:44:00,500

>> How about crisps?

 

1227

00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:01,500

>> Crispy chips.

 

1228

00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:02,500

>> Those are chips.

 

1229

00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:03,500

>> Those are chips.

 

1230

00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,500

>> Those are chips.

 

1231

00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,500

That's what we would consider potato chips.

 

1232

00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,500

>> Yeah, that's correct.

 

1233

00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:08,500

>> All right.

 

1234

00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:12,500

>> How about biscuit and bread cookies?

 

1235

00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:13,500

>> Cookies.

 

1236

00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,500

>> Cookies, yeah.

 

1237

00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:15,500

>> Cookies, yeah.

 

1238

00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,500

>> Cookies and that's what we're going to do.

 

1239

00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,500

>> We're going to take them that's what we're going to do.

 

1240

00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:19,500

>> Yeah, we're going to do that.

 

1241

00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,500

>> We're going to do that.

 

1242

00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:21,500

>> Yeah, we're going to do that.

 

1243

00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:22,500

>> We're going to do that.

 

1244

00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:23,500

>> Coursier.

 

1245

00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,500

>> A Coursier.

 

1246

00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:25,500

>> A Coursier.

 

1247

00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:29,180

>> Another fruit or vegetable.

 

1248

00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:31,340

>> Is this all food?

 

1249

00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:32,340

>> No.

 

1250

00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:33,340

>> Are we back on the field?

 

1251

00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:34,340

>> He's like, no.

 

1252

00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:35,340

>> No.

 

1253

00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:36,340

>> No.

 

1254

00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:37,340

>> No.

 

1255

00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:38,340

>> No.

 

1256

00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:42,940

>> It's either food or politics, Fred, take your pick.

 

1257

00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:43,940

>> Coursier.

 

1258

00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:48,340

>> That's going to be a hard one.

 

1259

00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:49,580

I'll be honest with you.

 

1260

00:44:49,580 --> 00:44:52,300

I did not know this.

 

1261

00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,740

>> That's what they call it, mac and cheese.

 

1262

00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:55,980

>> It's a vegetable.

 

1263

00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:56,980

>> It's a vegetable.

 

1264

00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:57,980

>> It's a vegetable.

 

1265

00:44:57,980 --> 00:44:58,980

>> You do it here.

 

1266

00:44:58,980 --> 00:44:59,980

>> It's a vegetable.

 

1267

00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:00,980

>> That's sure.

 

1268

00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:01,980

Technically, mac and cheese is a vegetable in the South.

 

1269

00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:02,980

That is true.

 

1270

00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:13,060

So it's a vegetable that's commonly served at Habachi.

 

1271

00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:14,060

When you do Habachi, yeah.

 

1272

00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:15,060

>> What is it?

 

1273

00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:16,060

A green one?

 

1274

00:45:16,060 --> 00:45:17,060

>> Yes, it's the green one.

 

1275

00:45:17,060 --> 00:45:18,060

>> Yes, the green one.

 

1276

00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:19,060

>> Chives.

 

1277

00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:20,060

>> Chives.

 

1278

00:45:20,060 --> 00:45:21,060

>> Chives.

 

1279

00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:22,060

>> Chives.

 

1280

00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:23,060

>> Chives.

 

1281

00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:24,060

>> Zucchini.

 

1282

00:45:24,060 --> 00:45:25,060

>> Zucchini.

 

1283

00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:26,060

>> Is it a candy?

 

1284

00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:27,660

>> If you hear a Coursier.

 

1285

00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:28,660

>> Coursier.

 

1286

00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:29,660

>> Coursier.

 

1287

00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:31,740

>> That even close to ours.

 

1288

00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:32,740

>> Pretty.

 

1289

00:45:32,740 --> 00:45:35,900

>> Whoa, I mean, in fairness, I think there's a little delay first.

 

1290

00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,740

>> Yeah, there's was first, but still, it's not even close.

 

1291

00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:44,500

>> So how about, and we'll get away from the food part for now?

 

1292

00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:50,980

What do you think they call a garbage can in British land?

 

1293

00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:52,980

>> Yeah, it's called a--

 

1294

00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:53,980

>> It's called a--

 

1295

00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:54,980

>> Yeah.

 

1296

00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:55,980

>> [LAUGH]

 

1297

00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:56,980

>> It's not an alley.

 

1298

00:45:56,980 --> 00:45:57,980

>> [LAUGH]

 

1299

00:45:57,980 --> 00:45:59,980

>> Thought I'd have to take out the other?

 

1300

00:45:59,980 --> 00:46:00,980

>> Yeah, I would've taken out the other.

 

1301

00:46:00,980 --> 00:46:01,980

>> Yeah, I would've taken out the other.

 

1302

00:46:01,980 --> 00:46:02,980

>> Yeah, I would've taken out the other.

 

1303

00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:04,980

>> Rubbish bin.

 

1304

00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:05,980

>> Rubbish bin.

 

1305

00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:06,980

>> Rubbish bin.

 

1306

00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:09,980

>> He got half of it, right?

 

1307

00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:10,980

But not the first.

 

1308

00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:12,980

>> Okay, garbage bin.

 

1309

00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:13,980

>> In.

 

1310

00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:14,980

>> Rubbish bin.

 

1311

00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:16,980

>> No, you got the first pale.

 

1312

00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:17,980

>> The second half, right.

 

1313

00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:18,980

>> Okay, the bin.

 

1314

00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:19,980

>> Okay, the bin, right.

 

1315

00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:20,980

>> The bin, right.

 

1316

00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:21,980

So trash bin.

 

1317

00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:22,980

>> Nope.

 

1318

00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:23,980

>> So it's not rubbish?

 

1319

00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:24,980

It's not rubbish?

 

1320

00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:26,980

>> No, that's rubbish, man.

 

1321

00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:29,980

>> Rubbish is trash, but this is a garbage can.

 

1322

00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:31,980

You would never get--

 

1323

00:46:31,980 --> 00:46:32,980

>> Tuveleation bin.

 

1324

00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:33,980

Tuveleation bin.

 

1325

00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:34,980

>> Tuveleation bin.

 

1326

00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:35,980

>> Tuveleation bin.

 

1327

00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:36,980

>> It's weird.

 

1328

00:46:36,980 --> 00:46:37,980

>> What?

 

1329

00:46:37,980 --> 00:46:38,980

>> Dust bin.

 

1330

00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:39,980

>> Dust?

 

1331

00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:40,980

>> Yeah, it's bad.

 

1332

00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:42,980

>> And this is confusing to me, okay?

 

1333

00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:45,980

So this one is going to confuse the shit out of me,

 

1334

00:46:45,980 --> 00:46:48,980

because I don't understand how it works.

 

1335

00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:49,980

>> So how about this one?

 

1336

00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:52,980

>> It's going to make me go beat up peat and bash.

 

1337

00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:54,980

>> Oh, not this one, okay?

 

1338

00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,980

>> You get to beat up a penny to the bear.

 

1339

00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:57,980

>> Sorry.

 

1340

00:46:57,980 --> 00:47:00,980

>> No, rip penny to bear is other buttons off.

 

1341

00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:03,980

>> What about how about this?

 

1342

00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:04,980

What's an off license?

 

1343

00:47:04,980 --> 00:47:06,980

>> An off license?

 

1344

00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:08,980

>> You can beat a rabbit in the nuts.

 

1345

00:47:08,980 --> 00:47:10,980

>> You will not get this one, I don't like.

 

1346

00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:12,980

>> That's a license to kill.

 

1347

00:47:12,980 --> 00:47:14,980

Third is TV off.

 

1348

00:47:14,980 --> 00:47:15,980

>> Close.

 

1349

00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:17,980

That's what people did as soon as I made that rice joke in the beginning.

 

1350

00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:18,980

>> I lost another one.

 

1351

00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:19,980

>> The radio is turning off as we smoke.

 

1352

00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:20,980

>> Lost another one, boys.

 

1353

00:47:20,980 --> 00:47:22,980

Looks like we're still not going to make any money off the joke.

 

1354

00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:35,980

So an off license, Fred, is actually slaying, I guess, or whatever, for a liquor store.

 

1355

00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:41,980

So if you ever go to Britain, you say, "Bad make up, not."

 

1356

00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:45,980

Is that an off-loist, is that a piece of music around here?

 

1357

00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:52,980

And they'll say, "Oh, you might get in the shop, and twirly, and go skippin' rope."

 

1358

00:47:52,980 --> 00:47:54,980

Which means jump rope.

 

1359

00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:56,980

I don't know why that's different.

 

1360

00:47:56,980 --> 00:47:58,980

I don't know why that's that different.

 

1361

00:47:58,980 --> 00:47:59,980

How about this?

 

1362

00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:02,980

How about this for mind-boggling, Fred?

 

1363

00:48:02,980 --> 00:48:05,980

In Britain, they call this a public school.

 

1364

00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:08,980

What do you think we call it in the US?

 

1365

00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:10,980

>> Public school?

 

1366

00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:11,980

>> Public school?

 

1367

00:48:11,980 --> 00:48:16,980

>> It's a public school.

 

1368

00:48:16,980 --> 00:48:18,980

>> The word is public school here.

 

1369

00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:21,980

>> No, the word in Britain is public school.

 

1370

00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:26,980

Here in the US, that would be a Matt's Buttholes.

 

1371

00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:29,980

>> Still a school.

 

1372

00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:32,980

>> Fred's back door is butt drop.

 

1373

00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:38,980

>> Fred just drives around behind bargains and any bugs they have, how they grasp.

 

1374

00:48:38,980 --> 00:48:40,980

>> That's a big $2.25.

 

1375

00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:44,980

>> That's a private school here in the States.

 

1376

00:48:44,980 --> 00:48:46,980

>> A public school is a private school.

 

1377

00:48:46,980 --> 00:48:52,980

>> They call the public school, they call a private school, a public school.

 

1378

00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:53,980

>> That's stupid.

 

1379

00:48:53,980 --> 00:48:54,980

>> That doesn't make sense.

 

1380

00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:56,980

How about this, Fred?

 

1381

00:48:56,980 --> 00:49:02,980

What do you think they call a broiler or broiling in British?

 

1382

00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:03,980

You know, broiling, right?

 

1383

00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:05,980

>> Yeah, broiling is baking, right?

 

1384

00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:06,980

>> Yeah.

 

1385

00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:08,980

>> Well, it's, yeah, it's like high temperature baking sort of.

 

1386

00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:11,980

But that's not what they call it in Britain.

 

1387

00:49:11,980 --> 00:49:12,980

>> Okay.

 

1388

00:49:12,980 --> 00:49:14,980

>> Would you like to guess what they call it?

 

1389

00:49:14,980 --> 00:49:15,980

>> Boil it, they boil it.

 

1390

00:49:15,980 --> 00:49:16,980

>> I call it.

 

1391

00:49:16,980 --> 00:49:17,980

>> I don't know.

 

1392

00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:18,980

>> Any ideas?

 

1393

00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:19,980

>> I'm bashing.

 

1394

00:49:19,980 --> 00:49:20,980

>> Alan?

 

1395

00:49:20,980 --> 00:49:21,980

>> Blum.

 

1396

00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:22,980

>> They call them both grilling.

 

1397

00:49:22,980 --> 00:49:24,980

>> Tink or tink or--

 

1398

00:49:24,980 --> 00:49:27,980

>> A broiler or to broil is grill in Britain.

 

1399

00:49:27,980 --> 00:49:28,980

>> Oh, okay.

 

1400

00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:29,980

>> That's my accent.

 

1401

00:49:29,980 --> 00:49:32,980

>> Just like in South Carolina, dinner is lunch.

 

1402

00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:33,980

>> Right, exactly.

 

1403

00:49:33,980 --> 00:49:34,980

>> So.

 

1404

00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:35,980

>> Dinner can be supper or lunch, yeah.

 

1405

00:49:35,980 --> 00:49:36,980

>> So, okay, how about this?

 

1406

00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:37,980

>> Mom is cooking, she'll prefer--

 

1407

00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:38,980

>> Yeah.

 

1408

00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:40,980

>> What do you think they call--

 

1409

00:49:40,980 --> 00:49:45,980

I do probably know this one, a trunk in Britain, like in the trunk of a car.

 

1410

00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:46,980

>> A trunk?

 

1411

00:49:46,980 --> 00:49:47,980

>> A trunk?

 

1412

00:49:47,980 --> 00:49:48,980

>> A trunk?

 

1413

00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:49,980

>> The boot.

 

1414

00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:50,980

>> The boot?

 

1415

00:49:50,980 --> 00:49:51,980

>> That's right.

 

1416

00:49:51,980 --> 00:49:52,980

>> That's right.

 

1417

00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:55,980

So, how about, do you know what a hair slide is?

 

1418

00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:57,980

Now, what do you think of red?

 

1419

00:49:57,980 --> 00:49:58,980

>> Okay.

 

1420

00:49:58,980 --> 00:49:59,980

>> I didn't think of red.

 

1421

00:49:59,980 --> 00:50:00,980

>> Too big.

 

1422

00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:01,980

>> I was.

 

1423

00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:02,980

>> Too big.

 

1424

00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:03,980

>> Nope.

 

1425

00:50:03,980 --> 00:50:04,980

>> Easier than that.

 

1426

00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:05,980

>> Yeah.

 

1427

00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:11,980

>> But a word you probably haven't said in 20 years because I know I haven't said this

 

1428

00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:14,980

word in a long time.

 

1429

00:50:14,980 --> 00:50:16,980

>> I didn't say this word in a long time.

 

1430

00:50:16,980 --> 00:50:18,980

>> You got me, got me.

 

1431

00:50:18,980 --> 00:50:19,980

>> I got money.

 

1432

00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:22,980

>> I haven't said that in a long time.

 

1433

00:50:22,980 --> 00:50:23,980

>> I've got that.

 

1434

00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:24,980

>> A hair slide.

 

1435

00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:27,980

>> Where you don't prevent that freedom?

 

1436

00:50:27,980 --> 00:50:28,980

>> Is it a beret?

 

1437

00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:29,980

>> Beret.

 

1438

00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:30,980

>> Beret.

 

1439

00:50:30,980 --> 00:50:32,980

>> Beret, you know what a beret is.

 

1440

00:50:32,980 --> 00:50:33,980

>> Right.

 

1441

00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:34,980

>> Yeah.

 

1442

00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:35,980

>> Like a hair slide.

 

1443

00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:37,980

>> Kind of fine with a second hair story?

 

1444

00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:38,980

>> Yeah.

 

1445

00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:39,980

>> Exactly.

 

1446

00:50:39,980 --> 00:50:40,980

>> No, that's a beret.

 

1447

00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:41,980

>> Okay.

 

1448

00:50:41,980 --> 00:50:44,980

>> A beret is like a, like a, like a hair slide.

 

1449

00:50:44,980 --> 00:50:45,980

>> A little girl.

 

1450

00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:46,980

>> Yeah, for lady girls.

 

1451

00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:47,980

>> For lady girls.

 

1452

00:50:47,980 --> 00:50:48,980

>> Right.

 

1453

00:50:48,980 --> 00:50:49,980

Either one.

 

1454

00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:50,980

What do you think?

 

1455

00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:53,980

>> Fred, they call it pacifier in bridges.

 

1456

00:50:53,980 --> 00:51:02,980

>> A muffled plug.

 

1457

00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:03,980

>> Yeah.

 

1458

00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:04,980

>> I'll even have better.

 

1459

00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:06,980

>> You can't pay me the muffled plug.

 

1460

00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:08,980

>> Grab my money, you're a muffled plug.

 

1461

00:51:08,980 --> 00:51:13,980

>> It's actually a dummy.

 

1462

00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:14,980

>> Mate.

 

1463

00:51:14,980 --> 00:51:16,980

>> Well, that's not British.

 

1464

00:51:16,980 --> 00:51:17,980

>> Like a, what kind of like a dummy?

 

1465

00:51:17,980 --> 00:51:18,980

>> Like a dummy.

 

1466

00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:21,980

>> That's what a pacifier is to British people is a dummy.

 

1467

00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:23,980

They say, oh, you need a pacifier dummy.

 

1468

00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:24,980

>> Okay.

 

1469

00:51:24,980 --> 00:51:25,980

>> Oh, okay.

 

1470

00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:26,980

>> We call it a pacifier.

 

1471

00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:27,980

They call it a dummy.

 

1472

00:51:27,980 --> 00:51:28,980

>> Correct.

 

1473

00:51:28,980 --> 00:51:29,980

>> Correct.

 

1474

00:51:29,980 --> 00:51:37,060

>> And we say something is counter as in clockwise or counterproductive.

 

1475

00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:40,980

What do you think they call that in British?

 

1476

00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:41,980

>> Anti.

 

1477

00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:46,580

>> Anti-clockwise, that's right.

 

1478

00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:48,980

So when we say counterclockwise, they say anti.

 

1479

00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:49,980

>> That was a real guess.

 

1480

00:51:49,980 --> 00:51:52,980

>> That was a great guess.

 

1481

00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:55,980

>> And the last one, Fred, it's not something in something.

 

1482

00:51:55,980 --> 00:51:58,780

I'm not arguing with you.

 

1483

00:51:58,780 --> 00:52:05,780

>> What do you think they call an oven mitt and Britain?

 

1484

00:52:05,780 --> 00:52:08,780

>> An oven mitt.

 

1485

00:52:08,780 --> 00:52:09,780

>> Yeah.

 

1486

00:52:09,780 --> 00:52:12,780

>> And I think we actually tried a handover.

 

1487

00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:13,780

>> A hot and hot pot.

 

1488

00:52:13,780 --> 00:52:18,780

>> I think at one point we tried to make this a product on our show and it didn't work out.

 

1489

00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:20,780

>> A final rejection.

 

1490

00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:22,780

>> No, not Tater mitts.

 

1491

00:52:22,780 --> 00:52:23,780

>> Not Tater mitts.

 

1492

00:52:23,780 --> 00:52:24,780

>> I wish it was.

 

1493

00:52:24,780 --> 00:52:25,780

>> Tater mitts.

 

1494

00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:29,780

>> I wish so much.

 

1495

00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:35,780

>> But no, unfortunately it is called a great Tater mitts bit.

 

1496

00:52:35,780 --> 00:52:37,780

>> Tater mitts is already there.

 

1497

00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:38,780

>> Yeah.

 

1498

00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:39,780

>> They never left.

 

1499

00:52:39,780 --> 00:52:40,780

>> They never left, Fred.

 

1500

00:52:40,780 --> 00:52:41,780

>> They never left.

 

1501

00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:42,780

>> They never left.

 

1502

00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:46,780

>> They always put my 40 minutes on Tater mitts.

 

1503

00:52:46,780 --> 00:52:49,780

>> I would talk about Tater mitts again.

 

1504

00:52:49,780 --> 00:52:51,780

>> I loved it.

 

1505

00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:54,780

>> Fred, the thing about it is, again.

 

1506

00:52:54,780 --> 00:53:01,780

>> In the world today, where everything is changing, the prices of things are going up and down

 

1507

00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:04,780

and hey, why are you left and right, Fred?

 

1508

00:53:04,780 --> 00:53:07,780

You need, you just need that rock, you know?

 

1509

00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:13,780

It's like every good meal has to have a cornerstone.

 

1510

00:53:13,780 --> 00:53:20,780

And sometimes for some of us, when the chips are down, chips are British for something,

 

1511

00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:26,780

then we have to turn to potatoes to really hold down that plate.

 

1512

00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:28,780

Otherwise, we can't afford anything.

 

1513

00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:31,780

>> How do you, how do you go clean those potatoes, Matt?

 

1514

00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:38,780

>> Well, you know what, Fred, before this, I had to waste gallons of water plus soup,

 

1515

00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:44,780

plus all kinds of other stuff, my time, my money, everything before the invention of the only

 

1516

00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:47,780

thing that's going to keep this country out of a recession.

 

1517

00:53:47,780 --> 00:53:48,780

That's right, Fred.

 

1518

00:53:48,780 --> 00:53:49,780

>> What's that?

 

1519

00:53:49,780 --> 00:53:50,780

>> Stator mitts.

 

1520

00:53:50,780 --> 00:53:51,780

>> Yes.

 

1521

00:53:51,780 --> 00:53:52,780

>> Stator mitts.

 

1522

00:53:52,780 --> 00:53:53,780

>> Stator mitts.

 

1523

00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:54,780

>> Are these the only way?

 

1524

00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:56,780

Do you know what, Fred?

 

1525

00:53:56,780 --> 00:53:59,780

>> What is this, Fred?

 

1526

00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:02,780

>> Explain it to me, man, because I'm lost.

 

1527

00:54:02,780 --> 00:54:10,780

>> The only thing that's going to stop all these rice people is going to be a lot of Americans.

 

1528

00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:13,780

>> Here we go, and you're going up with Stator mitts.

 

1529

00:54:13,780 --> 00:54:15,780

>> Because what can they do?

 

1530

00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:18,780

What can they shoot a rubber bullet at you?

 

1531

00:54:18,780 --> 00:54:21,780

Do you know what will happen if a rubber bullet hits Stator mitt?

 

1532

00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:22,780

You know what?

 

1533

00:54:22,780 --> 00:54:23,780

>> It'll bounce right back where it came from.

 

1534

00:54:23,780 --> 00:54:24,780

>> No, it's not.

 

1535

00:54:24,780 --> 00:54:25,780

>> The rubber bullet hits Stator mitts.

 

1536

00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:26,780

>> Yeah, I know, I know.

 

1537

00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:27,780

>> It's going to hit that.

 

1538

00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:28,780

>> Go right through it and put your hand though.

 

1539

00:54:28,780 --> 00:54:30,780

>> It'll never go through it, it's a Stator mitts.

 

1540

00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:31,780

>> Stator mitts.

 

1541

00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:32,780

>> Oh my gosh.

 

1542

00:54:32,780 --> 00:54:36,780

>> Stator mitts is in the Stator mitts now, Fred.

 

1543

00:54:36,780 --> 00:54:42,780

>> I mean, that's what happened to Stator mitts, it's like, he's like, hey, take all these

 

1544

00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,780

things.

 

1545

00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:46,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1546

00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:47,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1547

00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:48,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1548

00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:49,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1549

00:54:49,780 --> 00:54:50,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1550

00:54:50,780 --> 00:54:51,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1551

00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:52,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1552

00:54:52,780 --> 00:54:53,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1553

00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:54,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1554

00:54:54,780 --> 00:54:55,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1555

00:54:55,780 --> 00:54:56,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1556

00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:57,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1557

00:54:57,780 --> 00:54:58,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1558

00:54:58,780 --> 00:54:59,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1559

00:54:59,780 --> 00:55:00,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1560

00:55:00,780 --> 00:55:01,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1561

00:55:01,780 --> 00:55:02,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1562

00:55:02,780 --> 00:55:03,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1563

00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:04,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1564

00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:05,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1565

00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:06,780

>> That's what they're doing.

 

1566

00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:12,780

>> That's okay.

 

1567

00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:15,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1568

00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:16,780

>> That's okay.

 

1569

00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1570

00:55:18,780 --> 00:55:19,780

>> That's okay.

 

1571

00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:20,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1572

00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:21,780

>> That's okay.

 

1573

00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:22,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1574

00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:23,780

>> That's okay.

 

1575

00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:24,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1576

00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:25,780

>> That's okay.

 

1577

00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:26,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1578

00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:27,780

>> That's okay.

 

1579

00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:28,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1580

00:55:28,780 --> 00:55:29,780

>> That's okay.

 

1581

00:55:29,780 --> 00:55:30,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1582

00:55:30,780 --> 00:55:31,780

>> That's okay.

 

1583

00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:32,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1584

00:55:32,780 --> 00:55:33,780

>> That's okay.

 

1585

00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:34,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1586

00:55:34,780 --> 00:55:35,780

>> That's okay.

 

1587

00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:35,780

>> We're going to probably potentially get an old friend

 

1588

00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:36,780

>> Okay.

 

1589

00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:38,780

>> Yeah, I know you prefer that way.

 

1590

00:55:38,780 --> 00:55:40,780

Lord knows we've already, we've already, hey, I wonder what

 

1591

00:55:40,780 --> 00:55:45,780

>> I wonder what scene's opinion of bargain foods is, though.

 

1592

00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:47,780

>> No, I don't know what I can.

 

1593

00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:49,780

>> I love bargain foods.

 

1594

00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:50,780

>> What about the food?

 

1595

00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:51,780

>> I'm sorry guys.

 

1596

00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,780

>> I'm a bit busy.

 

1597

00:55:53,780 --> 00:55:56,780

>> You know, there's some shit going on here in my whole country.

 

1598

00:55:56,780 --> 00:55:58,780

>> You know, I've been thinking about it.

 

1599

00:55:58,780 --> 00:56:01,780

>> I don't know, Freddy, it would be in my voice.

 

1600

00:56:01,780 --> 00:56:02,780

>> Hey, Freddy.

 

1601

00:56:02,780 --> 00:56:03,780

>> I'm a little bit busy.

 

1602

00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:04,780

>> I'm going on, Freddy.

 

1603

00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:06,780

>> You've not your voice.

 

1604

00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:07,780

>> Yes, it was.

 

1605

00:56:07,780 --> 00:56:09,780

>> You saw the chest like you say.

 

1606

00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:10,780

>> No, no.

 

1607

00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:11,780

>> You're a little bit busy.

 

1608

00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:14,780

>> It's a terrible, you know, man.

 

1609

00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:15,780

>> Yeah.

 

1610

00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:16,780

>> You saw the chest like you.

 

1611

00:56:16,780 --> 00:56:17,780

>> He loves it.

 

1612

00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:18,780

>> Yes.

 

1613

00:56:18,780 --> 00:56:22,780

>> Do you have a controlling interest in taterments?

 

1614

00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:23,780

>> I do.

 

1615

00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:24,780

>> I do.

 

1616

00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:27,780

>> I do have a controlling interest in everything.

 

1617

00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:30,780

>> But you know what I love more than taterments?

 

1618

00:56:30,780 --> 00:56:32,780

>> Yeah, Terry.

 

1619

00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:33,780

>> Freddy.

 

1620

00:56:33,780 --> 00:56:34,780

>> Yeah.

 

1621

00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:35,780

>> Freddy mitts.

 

1622

00:56:35,780 --> 00:56:36,780

>> Yeah, Freddy mitts.

 

1623

00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:37,780

>> I do have a mind.

 

1624

00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:39,780

>> I want to make some Freddy mitts.

 

1625

00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:40,780

>> Freddy mitts.

 

1626

00:56:40,780 --> 00:56:41,780

>> Freddy's plot mitts.

 

1627

00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:42,780

>> Yes, Freddy mitts.

 

1628

00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:47,780

>> You can get two butts for the 25 dollars.

 

1629

00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:48,780

>> Right.

 

1630

00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:51,780

>> The only way to grab two butts at once is a tater mitt.

 

1631

00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:52,780

>> Let's feed them each.

 

1632

00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:54,780

>> You can put them in two tater mitts on it.

 

1633

00:56:54,780 --> 00:56:55,780

>> All right.

 

1634

00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:56,780

>> And then you grab some.

 

1635

00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:59,780

>> Everything's discounted when you use everything.

 

1636

00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:00,780

>> Woo!

 

1637

00:57:00,780 --> 00:57:02,780

>> 10% off because 10% of it is what immediately gets ripped off by the mitts.

 

1638

00:57:02,780 --> 00:57:03,780

>> Freddy mitts.

 

1639

00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:04,780

>> Right.

 

1640

00:57:04,780 --> 00:57:05,780

>> Don't hey, Freddy.

 

1641

00:57:05,780 --> 00:57:06,780

Make sure, Satan doesn't get his tater mitts on you.

 

1642

00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:07,780

>> Yes.

 

1643

00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:08,780

>> Come and see me.

 

1644

00:57:08,780 --> 00:57:09,780

>> No.

 

1645

00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:10,780

>> Come and see me, Freddy.

 

1646

00:57:10,780 --> 00:57:11,780

>> No.

 

1647

00:57:11,780 --> 00:57:12,780

>> Come and see me.

 

1648

00:57:12,780 --> 00:57:13,780

>> Come and see me.

 

1649

00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:14,780

>> No, it's not about the speed of you.

 

1650

00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:15,780

>> No, not tonight.

 

1651

00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:16,780

>> I am.

 

1652

00:57:16,780 --> 00:57:17,780

>> What is it?

 

1653

00:57:17,780 --> 00:57:18,780

>> I'm on the straight line right now.

 

1654

00:57:18,780 --> 00:57:19,780

>> I love you.

 

1655

00:57:19,780 --> 00:57:20,780

>> I love you.

 

1656

00:57:20,780 --> 00:57:21,780

>> You're the one who wrote me.

 

1657

00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:22,780

>> He acts.

 

1658

00:57:22,780 --> 00:57:23,780

>> Oh, no.

 

1659

00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:24,780

>> No.

 

1660

00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:25,780

>> I love you.

 

1661

00:57:25,780 --> 00:57:27,780

>> I'm on the straight line right now.

 

1662

00:57:27,780 --> 00:57:28,780

>> I love you.

 

1663

00:57:28,780 --> 00:57:29,780

>> I love you.

 

1664

00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:31,180

They're gonna move out.

 

1665

00:57:31,180 --> 00:57:32,280

He acts ya.

 

1666

00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,420

Ooh.

 

1667

00:57:33,420 --> 00:57:34,700

Oh yeah, that's really the,

 

1668

00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,500

the power of price compilation.

 

1669

00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:37,800

(laughs)

 

1670

00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,060

Hey, hey.

 

1671

00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:42,620

Hey, you, you ain't saying you wanna hear dope?

 

1672

00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:44,260

Oh yeah.

 

1673

00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:46,500

How do you make holy water?

 

1674

00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:52,540

I don't know how long it will eventually water.

 

1675

00:57:52,540 --> 00:57:54,380

You're boiling hell out of it.

 

1676

00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:56,520

Hey, yo.

 

1677

00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,480

(laughs)

 

1678

00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,480

You got him, you like that one.

 

1679

00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,960

- What jokes like that?

 

1680

00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,480

And segments like graduation?

 

1681

00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,480

I'll be seeing you soon.

 

1682

00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,480

- Yes you will.

 

1683

00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:08,600

(laughs)

 

1684

00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:09,800

- As you will.

 

1685

00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:10,640

- But hey, hey.

 

1686

00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:11,480

- Hey, hey.

 

1687

00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:12,480

- Hey, hey.

 

1688

00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:13,480

- Hey, hey, hey.

 

1689

00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,880

- I'm just gonna, I get some old writing to do so well.

 

1690

00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:17,720

- Okay.

 

1691

00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,880

- I gotta go and find some rice.

 

1692

00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,760

- They go, what did I say?

 

1693

00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,840

- See, Bob, that's all right.

 

1694

00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,680

- I'll let you know what says are.

 

1695

00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:31,680

- Hey, Freddie, I love you in a course in videos.

 

1696

00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,160

Oh, hey, first was from my family, yours.

 

1697

00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,760

- All right, well, Fred, I don't know that we could

 

1698

00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,360

have a show on a better note than that.

 

1699

00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:41,200

- That's it.

 

1700

00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,880

- I think I'm gonna just gonna end the show with a guest.

 

1701

00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,840

- All right, well, you know what,

 

1702

00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,400

say, this is one day we always say,

 

1703

00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,440

we'll be LCU in hell.

 

1704

00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,040

- All right, yes.

 

1705

00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:55,040

Freddie, I'll be LCU in hell.

 

1706

00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,040

- I'll be LCU tonight.

 

1707

00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,040

- No, you won't.

 

1708

00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:02,040

- You gotta hear Satan.

 

1709

00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,360

- 30 Satan.

 

1710

00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,040

- Ostaloid needs to...

 

1711

00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,400

- Yeah, for me.

 

1712

00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:07,240

- Or whatever.

 

1713

00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:08,080

- Ty.

 

1714

00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,240

- No, you're not.

 

1715

00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,440

- Freddie, do you have Taterbans?

 

1716

00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,240

He couldn't get anywhere near you.

 

1717

00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,240

- Who else?

 

1718

00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,080

- You need to know that.

 

1719

00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,000

- I'm gonna stock up.

 

1720

00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,120

- I gotta stock up some potatoes.

 

1721

00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:19,640

- I bet they have them in bargains.

 

1722

00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,120

(laughing)

 

1723

00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,520

- We are laughing.

 

1724

00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:23,520

(laughing)

 

1725

00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,520

- We are very good friends.

 

1726

00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,520

Good vibes.

 

1727

00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,520

- Sharing a special moment.

 

1728

00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,100

(upbeat music)

 

1729

00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:45,280

- That's it, man.

 

1730

00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,440

Game over, man.

 

1731

00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,440

This game over.

 

1732

00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:49,920

- Just hang loose, blood.

 

1733

00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,160

She's gonna catch up on the rebarad, man.

 

1734

00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,160

- Hands in the chopper!

 

1735

00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,160

(laughing)

 

1736

00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,160

(upbeat music)

 

1737

00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,160

- Oh, what a baby.

 

1738

01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:02,160

Come home, what in here?

 

1739

01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:03,160

(upbeat music)

 

1740

01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,160

- Well, thanks all folks.

 

1741

01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,160

- I still love you, sir, baby.

 

1742

01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,160

- God damn it.

 

1743

01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,160

(upbeat music)

 

1744

01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,160

- I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.

 

1745

01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,160

- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.

 

1746

01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,160

- Surely you can be serious.

 

1747

01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,160

- I am serious.

 

1748

01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,160

And don't call me Shirley.