In Episode 245 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew returns with 7% more freedom, a suspicious amount of shame, and a bathtub drain story that should qualify Fred for hazard pay. Parker, Fred, and Allan start with plumbing disasters, broken drain snakes, deep squat debates, and the horror of pulling what appears to be a New York rat made of hair out of a tub. From there, the episode spirals into weird things kids ask for, collectible dumpling toys, fake rare items, grown-up money, Pokemon cards, One Piece cards, basement resellers, Pokemon Go memories, Cubone trauma, Jigglypuff loyalty, and Pikachu confusion. Then Fred brings celebrity contract riders and strange Hollywood clauses, including Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson never losing fights, Danny Trejo making sure criminals pay, and Sarah Jessica Parker taking home her wardrobe. Listen now for absurd comedy, pop culture nostalgia, and celebrity contract weirdness: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com
In Episode 245 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the show opens with shame, confusion, and a quick debate over whether this is actually Episode 245 or 246. Parker declares the episode “the best show” in a deeply suspicious presidential voice, announces the show now has 7% more freedom, and introduces Fred with a description involving a deep squat that nobody needed but everyone now has to live with.
That somehow leads into Fred’s heroic tale of home maintenance. After a cheap plastic drain snake broke off in his bathtub, Fred did what any responsible adult would do: ignored it for six months while standing in ankle-deep shower water. Eventually, he pulled out a hair clog so monstrous it gets compared to a New York rat, solving in two minutes what he had dreaded for half a year. Personal growth? Maybe. Plumbing horror? Definitely.
The episode then shifts into weird requests from kids and the strange world of modern collectibles. The guys talk about trendy dumpling toys, fake rare collectibles, YouTube-fueled toy hype, and the moral gray area of “slightly opening” packages in the store to find the gold one. From there, it becomes a full-on card-collecting rant, with Pokemon cards, One Piece cards, scalpers, damaged packs, adult resellers, and the painful reality that grown men are fighting children for cardboard.
Naturally, the crew lands on favorite Pokemon. Parker picks Cubone because of the deeply tragic backstory, Fred goes with Jigglypuff because he is emotionally lighter than Parker, and Allan chooses “the yellow one,” which is either Pikachu or the entire marketing department at Nintendo doing its job.
The back half of the episode dives into celebrity contract riders and weird Hollywood clauses. Fred and Parker turn it into a guessing game, covering Dwayne Johnson’s alleged no-losing-fights rule, Danny Trejo’s commitment to making sure criminal characters face consequences, and Sarah Jessica Parker’s wardrobe clause. It’s pop culture, nostalgia, celebrity nonsense, and three grown men asking the hard questions nobody asked them to answer.
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Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
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Alive, alive, alive.
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Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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This is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories in the morning.
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Your hosts are featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Alan on the board.
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Now, let's start the fan show.
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Shame, shame, shame.
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Shame on all of us.
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Welcome, welcome. Shame on you for not starting this show one minute earlier, ladies and gentlemen.
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We were saying things we can't say.
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Oh, no.
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Nope, not men at all.
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So, welcome show to the show, people.
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Welcome to the show.
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There you go. I like it.
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Show our welcome, Fred, to the 245th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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45, you know what 45 is.
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Is it 45th or 46th?
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It's 245.
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You are doing the 45th.
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245.
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I thought it was 46.
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I don't think so.
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This is going to be the best show.
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The biggest show.
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A lot of people tell me it's going to be a big show.
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You know, we're a bunch of funny guys.
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Yeah.
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And we're proudly, oh yeah, no, now we're, now, Fred, we are with 7% more freedom than ever before.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I love it.
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There you go.
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I'm not saying what kind of freedom, but we are proudly broadcasting from the Palacio Lisi Studios.
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And you can, of course, check us out on YouTube, Facebook, Insta, and all your favorite podcast platforms.
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TikTok, give them this feel.
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And americansfavoritepodcast.com.
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And now, it's the man that's freer than my ass crack while I'm doing a deep squat.
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It's Fred.
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You should have said, it's freer than my ass crack when I'm fixing the kitchen sink.
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Well, I did, but I was on a deep squat.
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A deep squat.
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Okay, yeah, yeah.
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Well, you know you're not.
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That's deeper.
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Well, you're not going to fix the kitchen sink, either.
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Two days ago, I fixed the kitchen sink.
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Yeah, but you see, the thing is, that would never happen, because there's no way Parker would do a deep squat.
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I went for the fifth time.
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I fixed my bathtub.
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I'll do a deep squat right now.
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I fixed my bathtub.
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I had bought, like, one of them cheap plastic snakes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, the hair snakes.
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Yeah, my wife has hair.
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I said your wife has hair.
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Yeah, it is pretty good.
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And so, I was doing the snake thing, and it broke off in there.
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And I was like, fuck it.
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You know what I mean?
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I just left it down there.
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I just left it down there.
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You just left it?
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That's not bad.
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Yeah, I left it down there for, like, six months.
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And then you nailed it.
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And I was like, fuck it.
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I got to fix this thing.
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So, I went and I put my needle-nose pliers, and I pushed the thing in it, and I pulled it out.
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Dude, I pulled a fucking New York rat out of that.
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That shit was so huge.
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It was gross.
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And, Fred, how long did it take you to pull that thing out?
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Oh, like two minutes.
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And you dreaded it for six months.
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You talk about it every time you took a shower for six long months.
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Like, my feet were soaking.
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I was like, hey, it's good.
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My feet are soaking now.
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So, it's like, we could, yeah.
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Like, I know why this, I know why the cage burns.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And, as always, the man, the myth, the legend, Alan O.T.D.
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Yeah!
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Alan, over the counter.
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Oh, I mean, over the, whatever.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Over the butt.
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Over the booty.
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That's right.
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Alan, open the booty.
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So, welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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Sorry for our shenanigans.
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We didn't get a meeting last night like we normally would.
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So, we have a lot of, you know, childish exuberance at the beginning of all the meetings.
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And then we beat it out of ourselves.
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We beat it out of ourselves as the night goes on.
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Exactly how it sounds, ladies and gentlemen.
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Well, welcome to the show, Fred.
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You know.
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Yep.
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What?
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Fred, in the world that we live in.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sometimes, I don't know about you anyway, but sometimes I get strange requests.
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Oh, I thought you were going to say strange.
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Just strange.
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Just strange?
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No.
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I don't get strange.
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People are strange when you're a stranger, Fred.
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People are strange.
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Minge is lonely when you're alone.
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When's the last time somebody called it minge?
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Minge.
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Minge.
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That's a minge.
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Minge.
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Minge.
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So, Fred, my kids are always asking me weird shit.
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Yeah.
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Whether it's like a neato or like every time they know the story, they're like, can you
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get me a solid gold banana?
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Have you went to the, what are the, what's the little Chinese, the Chinese eat, they like
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buns.
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Oh, the little steamed dumpling, a little dumpling.
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Dumplings.
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The dumplings.
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That's the rude thing.
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And they are, and they were supposed to be collectibles, but they're everywhere.
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And they're fakes out there.
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They're not real.
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And I'm like, yeah.
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And they see the kids on YouTube and be like, oh, let's see what I got in here.
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Dumplings.
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Like a little steam pot.
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I have access to one of those where I need to show it.
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And they open it up and it's like, oh, I got the gold one.
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It's never the gold one.
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I've got the gold one.
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Like the kids have gotten the gold, but then they take it out and they, they scream.
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And then it's no longer.
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That was funny.
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Cause Fred was like, I got the dirt.
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I got the gold.
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I got the gold.
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The kids got it.
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I got the gold.
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The kids got it.
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We know it, dude.
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We got a gold one.
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Do you want to know how Fred got the gold one, Alan?
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It's because he wouldn't, he's not afraid to look at them in the store.
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It's open them up.
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There are people that do that, dude.
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It's true.
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Fred.
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If there was one of us that I'm like, let's be honest.
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Well, let's be honest.
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If my kids were like, oh, if they were more, they like them, but they like the little squishies.
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If they were more into them though.
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And they were like, dad, you'll never get the gold one.
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I would be like, yes, yes, I will.
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I got grown up money.
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And then I would go to the store and slightly open them.
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Yeah, exactly.
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I got to do what I got to do.
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But I also got to keep it economic.
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Because they're expensive.
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They are expensive.
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For a squish.
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You know, for like the whole collectibles market is crazy because like there's been a whole lot of posting shit going around of like people just standing outside of Pokemon machines waiting for them to get refilled.
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And then, yeah.
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And just buy them up.
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Buy them all up.
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Just buy them all up.
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Yeah, dude.
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I went to the store the other day looking for some Pokemon because we got some one piece cards.
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That's what my kids are into.
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But they're like impossible to find.
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Right.
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And if you find them not at like Target or something, they're like 15 bucks a pack.
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For a pack of five cards.
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For the biggest ten.
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But it's like highway robber.
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Ten card steel.
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And yeah.
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But the problem is like getting them.
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So, but it's the same thing.
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They're just like Pokemon cards.
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Whenever they get put out, there's a bunch of like 45 year old dudes who live in basements.
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Who are like, I have to have these.
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That was a guy.
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And most of the time, they don't even reopen.
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They don't even open them.
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They resell them.
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No, they resell them.
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They resell them.
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There was a guy at Walmart and he was just taking the packs and like raking his fingernails over the top of them and like ruining the cards.
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Like, so yeah, you go ahead and buy that.
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You'd be like, oh, look, I got this rare card.
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But then it's all fucking fucked up.
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And yeah, I was like, these dudes are fucking crazy with it, man.
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It's insane, dude.
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It is.
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It is.
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I mean, good thing I'm not a nerd like that.
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I mean, I want to collect.
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I bought my Pokemon cards in the 90s.
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Me too.
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And I wish I could find them.
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I still got mine, baby.
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Do you need any Charizard?
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All kinds of cards, man.
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Hit me up with a Charizard, dude.
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I do got some Charizards.
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I got some Squirtles.
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In the 90s, I never got Charizard.
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I always wanted to.
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Who's your favorite Pokemon?
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Is it the one?
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It's a random one.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I'll tell you mine.
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You tell me yours.
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Alan, you got one?
248
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You got one?
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You got a favorite?
250
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You got one.
251
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Okay.
252
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Do you know Pokey?
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He doesn't have one, dude.
254
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He's the oldest of us.
255
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He's like the purple.
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The purple.
257
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Yeah.
258
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He's like Jubilee Dew.
259
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Yeah.
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Is there one with boobs?
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Pokey.
262
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I like Pokey.
263
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Yeah.
264
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I like Kitty Mon.
265
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Not a big fan of Mon, but Pokey.
266
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I like Nipple Mon.
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Nipple Mon.
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No, Fred.
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My favorite Pokemon.
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Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh.
271
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That is Yu-Gi-Oh.
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We can talk about that too.
273
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My favorite Pokemon, Fred.
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Right.
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Is, would you like to guess?
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Hold on.
277
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Why don't we guess each other's favorite?
278
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Oh, God.
279
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Because I know we'll let, we can help it out.
280
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Okay.
281
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Is it a common, is it a common or a rare?
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Listeners at home, I'm going to give you some, I'm going to give you, it's one of the original
283
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151.
284
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:03,860
Ooh.
285
00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:04,980
Okay.
286
00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:05,980
Okay.
287
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It's a base form of the Pokemon, so it's not evolved.
288
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Right.
289
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So, and it only has one evolution, and it is, it's evolution has the saddest story in all
290
00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:20,680
of Pokemon.
291
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Snorlax.
292
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Nope.
293
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Nope.
294
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Snorlax.
295
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I love Snorlax.
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I love Snorlax.
297
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I love Snorlax, too.
298
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My favorite Pokemon is Cubone.
299
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Cubone.
300
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Oh, is that the one with the mask?
301
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Yeah, and the bone, yeah, and so like, you know, it evolves, and if the story is, the
302
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Cubone, his mom dies, and it puts on the mom's skull over its head, and the other one, yeah,
303
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dude, it's fucked up.
304
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That's why I was like, when I saw that episode, I was like, this is the one for me.
305
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That's my guy, this is my guy.
306
00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:59,040
Like, this guy's got a story, bro.
307
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Yeah, he's got a real story.
308
00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,480
So, like, he's, this is some emotional shit.
309
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,800
Yeah, mine ain't that deep, man.
310
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Hold on, give me some, let me get a guess.
311
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All right.
312
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Get a guess.
313
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:08,340
Hold on.
314
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:13,240
This, this Pokemon, and I don't, I guess, I don't, yeah, I'm.
315
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,780
Is it an original 151?
316
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:21,580
Yeah, it's, it's, it's gotta be, it's gotta be, and, um, I don't know his evolution.
317
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:22,340
Okay.
318
00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,160
But, it's a rounded Pokemon.
319
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:28,640
Poliwhirl.
320
00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:29,660
No.
321
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:30,440
Okay.
322
00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:31,740
Jigglypuff.
323
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Jigglypuff.
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Jigglypuff.
325
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,480
I love Jigglypuff, man.
326
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,220
We used to sing the Jigglypuff song.
327
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:39,760
Jigglypuff.
328
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,880
Well, yeah, Fred, no, Jigglypuff's cool.
329
00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:46,520
So, Alan, who's your favorite Pokemon?
330
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Mine is, he's the yellow one that has the.
331
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Doodoo mother.
332
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The cat?
333
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The yellow one that has the tail that she.
334
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,080
Yeah, that guy.
335
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Pikachu.
336
00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:58,440
Got you.
337
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Anyway, so, well, yeah, so, yeah, yeah, that's the kind of, that's the kind of hard-hitting
338
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podcast that we do in the channel.
339
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:09,760
No, uh.
340
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:14,140
Yo, I was crazy for, uh, like, Pokemon Go, like, in the beginning.
341
00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:14,780
Oh, yeah, you were.
342
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,560
When it first came out.
343
00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:16,820
Are you still playing Monopoly Go?
344
00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:18,920
No, I gave that up, too, man.
345
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:19,360
Well, that's good.
346
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,180
I gave up all that shit because your mom kicked your ass.
347
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:22,700
It did.
348
00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:23,960
She was like, she's good.
349
00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:26,220
Pokemon Go was fun, too.
350
00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:28,560
My mom was going to whoop me at 47.
351
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,400
And you were not going to go.
352
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,900
You deserved every, every lash.
353
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:35,520
Yeah.
354
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,240
I remember when Pokemon Go came out.
355
00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:37,580
Yeah.
356
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,160
Everybody would walk around looking.
357
00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:40,740
I used to work.
358
00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:41,720
Cars in the middle.
359
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,080
What the fuck are you doing?
360
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:44,840
I used to work second shift.
361
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:50,620
And, like, when I get off at, like, 1130, I would go downtown, like, downtown.
362
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,040
Like, my wife had my new board and everything.
363
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,320
I was like, they sleep.
364
00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:57,300
I'm going to go see if I can't get this, uh.
365
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,420
Go walk up and down, mate.
366
00:12:58,620 --> 00:12:58,840
Yeah.
367
00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:00,200
You made the street.
368
00:13:01,060 --> 00:13:01,360
Yep.
369
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,280
I'm going to get all these Pokemon.
370
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,780
Every time I have to go.
371
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,080
Every time I have to go to court.
372
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:05,700
Like, 2 o'clock in the morning.
373
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:08,240
Every time I go to court, I'm like, Pokemon.
374
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:08,580
Stop.
375
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,280
Catch these Pokemon.
376
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,040
We should go to the graveyards.
377
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,620
Like, we walk to the grave.
378
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,040
Yeah.
379
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:14,440
Yeah.
380
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,460
I'm never going to do that.
381
00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:17,280
Too scary.
382
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,080
You get a ghastly.
383
00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:19,740
You get the ghastly.
384
00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:20,400
You will get a ghastly.
385
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:20,600
Yeah.
386
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,760
And you'll also get raped in the butt by a homeless table.
387
00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:24,020
That's right.
388
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,440
You'll be the one who's ghastly by the end of it.
389
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:26,860
Yeah.
390
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,320
That's the way you get the digger.
391
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,860
What was the digger do?
392
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,300
Tug Trio.
393
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:34,020
Or Diglett.
394
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,240
Yeah, Diglett.
395
00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:36,660
Yeah, you get a diglett in the butt.
396
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,500
You get a diglett.
397
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,560
You get a diglett in the butt.
398
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:43,780
So, Fred.
399
00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,060
Ah, I'm surrounded by diglets.
400
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,320
I'm surrounded by diglets.
401
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:47,100
Oh, no.
402
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:49,300
It feels like to be a girl all mine.
403
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,520
All the time.
404
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,420
Surrounded by diglets.
405
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,700
Yeah, there's diglets everywhere.
406
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:56,360
Every turn.
407
00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:57,500
Every twist and turn.
408
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,100
There's diglets everywhere.
409
00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,140
Everywhere I turn.
410
00:13:59,380 --> 00:13:59,860
I'm the diglets.
411
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:01,000
It's a hard life for them.
412
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,020
Woo!
413
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:05,580
So, Fred, speaking of strange requests.
414
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,060
Oh, yeah.
415
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:12,760
You told me you ran into some interesting information.
416
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,600
I did, man.
417
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:23,400
Like, so, you know, like, when a celebrity makes a movie or a band goes on tour, they have contracts
418
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:27,520
with some of the things that they want and need.
419
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,860
I can't even call them writers.
420
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,460
Like, writers in their contracts.
421
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:31,280
Like, I need.
422
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:32,260
Okay, yeah.
423
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:32,900
This is.
424
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:33,280
Yeah.
425
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:33,920
That, that, that.
426
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,920
I need, like, a hundred purple M&Ms or some shit.
427
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:37,560
Right.
428
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:41,200
That was, like, that was going to be the example that I used.
429
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,000
Shit.
430
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,520
But you know why Van Halen did that, right?
431
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,660
Van Halen.
432
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,160
That's right.
433
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:47,640
Yes.
434
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:48,500
Yes.
435
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:49,640
I do know why.
436
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:56,180
It's so that whoever was in charge, they made sure that they read everything.
437
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:56,580
Right.
438
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,340
They did that.
439
00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:58,300
Yeah.
440
00:14:58,580 --> 00:14:59,220
They made sure.
441
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:11,220
So, like, so now I got some, uh, some writers from other actors and famous people, celebrities
442
00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:14,560
bands and some things that makes it weird, so.
443
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:17,240
I pulled a few out, too, that I found that I knew.
444
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:17,980
Oh, okay.
445
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:21,900
And whenever you, I will do, you know, when you do yours, I'll do one after that.
446
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,980
And then you can guess who mine is from.
447
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:25,260
All right.
448
00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:26,060
Okay.
449
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:26,720
All right.
450
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,540
Well, actually, what we should do is try to guess one.
451
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:28,560
Oh, yeah.
452
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,200
I like that.
453
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,320
Yeah, I like that.
454
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:31,040
You want to do that?
455
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:31,600
Yeah.
456
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:32,620
All right.
457
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:33,440
I got this one.
458
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:39,160
And it can be any celebrity or any person that is somewhat famous in my.
459
00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:41,160
Well, basically, he just gives us.
460
00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:43,700
Like a clear, like a female or male or a band.
461
00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:45,260
Or just tell us who it is.
462
00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:46,080
Yeah.
463
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,140
No, I'm just kidding.
464
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:47,560
Of course.
465
00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:49,540
As soon as I sneeze, I'll get over here.
466
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:50,480
Yeah.
467
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:50,920
You didn't.
468
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,760
I did sneeze.
469
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:52,200
All right.
470
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:52,720
Half in mute.
471
00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:58,600
So, this very famous actor slash entertainer.
472
00:15:59,040 --> 00:15:59,620
Cedric D.
473
00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:05,300
has a clause in his contract that says he cannot lose in a fight.
474
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:06,980
That's The Rock.
475
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,640
That is Dwayne Johnson.
476
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:10,280
Oh, wow.
477
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:11,480
Ding, ding, ding.
478
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,960
There is another ding, ding, ding.
479
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:13,540
Oh, wait.
480
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,260
Alan should be on top of that.
481
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,400
There you go.
482
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,120
All right.
483
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:17,500
Yeah.
484
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,780
He is causing his contract.
485
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,260
Wow.
486
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:27,720
He cannot fight or cannot lose a fight in anything that he's in.
487
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:32,680
And so, if you think back about it, he's never lost a fight.
488
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,920
I mean, hell, he even beat Mother Nature in Earthquake.
489
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,080
Right.
490
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,860
Or shit to San Andreas or whatever that fucking movie was.
491
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,700
His last movie is going to be against Father Time.
492
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:44,920
It is.
493
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,420
I mean, he's like, I win.
494
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,260
He throws the rock bottom on Father Time.
495
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:50,760
Boom.
496
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:53,680
All right.
497
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,400
So, this actor right here, and I like this one.
498
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:59,240
I hope you get it.
499
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:06,600
This actor had a troubled childhood being arrested multiple times for, like, dealing drugs when he was 18,
500
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:11,100
struggling with heroin addiction at the age of 18 or 13.
501
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:11,940
Damn.
502
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:12,880
Heroin?
503
00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:14,500
Fuck.
504
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,060
Why did they go in reverse order?
505
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:16,880
Yeah.
506
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:17,860
That is crazy.
507
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,100
Why did they go in reverse order?
508
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,760
Well, they didn't want to start strong.
509
00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:22,300
Yeah.
510
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:25,140
We didn't want to start with that.
511
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,980
He was dealing drugs when he was older, but he was taking them.
512
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,260
But before that, he took a lot.
513
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:30,580
Yeah.
514
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:31,000
Yeah.
515
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:39,560
So, as a result of this, there's a clause in this contract that states anytime he plays a character who is a criminal,
516
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:45,740
they have to be killed because he wants to teach kids that crime never pays.
517
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:46,980
Okay.
518
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:47,480
Let me think.
519
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,500
You want a little hit?
520
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:50,600
Yes.
521
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:51,380
Okay.
522
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:56,520
Oh, this, this guy is a Spanish-American actor.
523
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,300
He is, you know, it's Machete.
524
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:04,680
It is Machete.
525
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:10,360
There you go.
526
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,100
Yeah.
527
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:12,860
Danny, Danny Trejo.
528
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:13,320
Yeah.
529
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,280
Because I started thinking about it.
530
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,240
All his bad guys, you know, he gets killed.
531
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:16,260
Yeah.
532
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,740
They all get killed.
533
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:18,440
You know what I'm saying?
534
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:21,440
But he does play like a good, good guy, too.
535
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:21,700
Yeah.
536
00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:22,260
He spent, yeah.
537
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,760
He played on the old guys, whatever the.
538
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:25,540
Yeah.
539
00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,080
The on the bus or whatever.
540
00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:27,280
Yeah.
541
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,400
With Danny Glover.
542
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,420
Loosely based on a.
543
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:31,680
Badasses.
544
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,680
Yeah, Danny Glover.
545
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,460
Oh, speaking of Danny Glover.
546
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:38,640
He came out today and said he had Alzheimer's.
547
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,940
Oh, man.
548
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,520
I hope he remembers that.
549
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,260
I hope he remembers that.
550
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:44,720
Oh, God dang.
551
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:45,580
Alan.
552
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,280
You need to mute that.
553
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:48,460
Get that out.
554
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,600
No, I'm not.
555
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,000
Speaking of Danny Glover.
556
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,140
Take it from speaking of Danny Glover.
557
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,300
He's too open for this shit, man.
558
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,220
That's right.
559
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:57,820
He is.
560
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,500
He feels way too open for this shit.
561
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:15,660
Okay, so this actress, this is more of a one off, they say, but following the success
562
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:22,620
of one of her movies, it was in the sequel.
563
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:28,120
She had a cause written in her contract stating that once the movie was finished, she would
564
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,140
get to take home all the clothes she wore.
565
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,980
Oh, especially the underwear.
566
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:37,580
Holly Berry.
567
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,360
Holly Berry.
568
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:40,040
Nope.
569
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,640
Oh, especially the underwear.
570
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:44,300
I think.
571
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,780
Captain Zeta Jones.
572
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,900
Let's think of her chin.
573
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,560
She's got a really distinct chin.
574
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,620
She kind of got like a Jay Leno chin.
575
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,900
She's a ball chin.
576
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,860
She's a ball chin.
577
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,380
Oh, Sarah Jessica Parker.