This week, on a brand new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're here to address the top issues that affect society today, Fred's new style, Gift Shops, Trees and Hats. Parker visits the angel tree in Charleston and shenanigans ensue. Then, we are pondering the future, and dotting each other. Parker challenges Fred to tell a story, and you won't believe, or want to hear it. Fred's got a movie recommendation, and it's based on real life events. We try to guess the movie, and fail as expected, and we decide to end the show with a new mind-bending experiment where we try to read Allan's mind, and farts.
This week, on a brand new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're here to address the top issues that affect society today, Fred's new style, Gift Shops, Trees and Hats. Parker visits the angel tree in Charleston and shenanigans ensue. Then, we are pondering the future, and dotting each other. Parker challenges Fred to tell a story, and you won't believe, or want to hear it. Fred's got a movie recommendation, and it's based on real life events. We try to guess the movie, and fail as expected, and we decide to end the show with a new mind-bending experiment where we try to read Allan's mind, and farts.
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Fancy new seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night
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A life, a life, it's a life
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
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Oh, don't be fun, we can stay up late, swap the mail and start it in the morning
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We can laugh with you
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With your most harder
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board
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Let's go already
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And now let's start the van show
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Welcome welcome
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To the 220th edition of the BLC Podcast
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proudly broadcasting from the Polatially C Studios
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scattered all across the upstate of South Carolina
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You can get your new episodes every single Monday or anytime on all your shits
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And of course at americsfairpacast.com
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And now it's the only guy who knows how the sausage is made
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It's Fred
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It comes out of my butt
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Fred again, we've already pushed this multiple times before you got
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If you're watching YouTube, you'll be seeing something right now
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So good, you knew my best
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And as always, the man with the TWA
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Alan OTV
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TWA is for Teenie Winnie After
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Teenie Winnie After
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What do you mean?
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The effort coming in
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That's good, it's good for the kids
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Welcome to the show everybody
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Welcome to the show
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Ghetto Stevie Wonder with Dread
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Wait Stevie Wonder ever
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He has dreads
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You know the same part of body
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He's never seen them
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No see them all
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If I ever meet him
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He says he could see
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If I can insist that Stevie Wonder is not blind
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If I ever meet Stevie Wonder I'll be like
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Hey man
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You have a little like shit
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For the last 60 years
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Somebody should let you know
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And then he's a good slamp
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What
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Well Fred, I speak to Stevie Wonder
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How would he speak to Stevie Wonder now?
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80, he's alive
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I don't know because Stevie should be like
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He's about 75
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He's 75
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He started really young
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Even the rapper ever
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He could be 80 and he still looks like he's
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We feel like he's a thousand years old
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And he's four years old
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Every time they put him on stage
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They put too much makeup on him
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Because he's 75
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They don't want him to age
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Guys from the old school
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We're gonna be ageless
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Doing the makeup
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He's like, "Let me do it!"
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I can do it
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He's all over here
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That was way too long
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You're gonna be thinking about that Fred
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You're gonna be like that
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And I'm like, "Akid, I'm down"
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Well Fred, Stevie Wonder
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And we're all getting older
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I'm getting older and colder
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And older and colder
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Bolder
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Your hair style is bolder
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I'm trying to hold on to my youth, y'all
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Because of...
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I'm gonna be very straight with you
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I feel like right now
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If you again, people, I'm sorry
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If you're just listening to this
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Fred is wearing
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He's got his new hairstyle which I really like
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His dreads or his braids
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Are they their braids?
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Well, they're twist right now
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They're twist
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So he's got his new hairstyle which he's rocking
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They'll become...
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They'll become dreads
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But I think this is the length I want
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I don't...
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Yeah, I like it
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I don't want like...
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It's just now and eyebrow length
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Yeah, yeah, right?
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He wants to like...
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I scare myself so tight
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Like, that shit is my ear
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I'm like, "Ah, shit!
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It's just my hair!
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You look like somebody...
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I'm in WA but I can't remember
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I was talking like that
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'Cause you're also wearing a black...
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Like a black...
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What do you call that, Fred?
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A black shirt, a Mike T-shirt
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With a black zipper
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Yeah, with a lot of top
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You're looking like yellow
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Is this...
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Give me your money
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Is that...
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Look at the difference
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You got it, I'm not really
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You know, I have that N-2-8 poster in my room
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And I can see it
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He's one of them, right?
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He looks a lot like you...
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But it's a good look!
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Yeah, I don't know
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Actually, he looks like E-Z-E
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That's who I was thinking was E-Z-E
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And then I was like, "I don't know if that's...
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I don't want to be wrong
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'Cause I also thought he was like, "Young, nice, cute"
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But any who, well, Fred,
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We're glad that you looked the way that you looked
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Thank you!
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I don't know how that...
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Thanks for listening people
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Sorry that we are not more visual
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But that's your fault!
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Fred looks...
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We are on YouTube
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And it's not a fairie and apple pie cast
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And any other place you get your pie cast
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The only video is on...
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And on our Facebook sometimes
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And take time...
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How is that working out for us?
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Anyway, welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen
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We're here! I'm doing moves!
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All you see is his arms and his head
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You see, if we hit it...
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Are they seeing the floating head?
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Yeah, this is the second and last week of the floating head
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'Cause I'll be switching studios here soon
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So, anyway, welcome to the show!
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For the fifth time!
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Fred, I told you, welcome once again!
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I told you the other day that I had gone on vacation
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Last week, I told you in Alan, of course...
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If he remembers, he probably wasn't listening
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But, we're going on vacation
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Down to the island...
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Oh, I guess technically in the island
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What's the Charleston?
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South Carolina!
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Which is an area?
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Didn't see Hoody
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I think he's from Charleston, I think it's from Columbia
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I can't remember...
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I can't remember...
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No Murray didn't see him
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Yeah, over at school
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So, anyway, we go down there and there's...
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We're on...
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For those who aren't familiar...
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Charleston is one of the oldest cities in the U.S
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It's like...
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It's one of the oldest cities, Fred
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It's the biggest city in the world!
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Okay, let's look up, hold on
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Yeah, Charleston is one of the oldest cities in the U.S
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Limits back!
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It didn't say it was the oldest
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It didn't say the oldest
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I said one of the oldest
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Top 10 oldest cities in America
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Boom!
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It came from the back of the BLC
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Right here, the top 10
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It's my learn something
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That can't be right, I was saying
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Yeah, one of the oldest cities
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Yeah, Indians, Native Americans, Matthew
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Well, they don't count any of them
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They didn't know about that until they lose the inner purchase
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Well, they should have bought it back
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They should have given them a discount
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Which is kind of crazy
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We bought that area from the French
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When I say "flippin' Indians"
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That's some people living on it
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I said it to you, Fred
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That's exactly blue!
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It was founded
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Charleston was founded in 1670
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So it's pretty old
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1670s, Fred
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Well, in the span of time, it's not really that old
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Well, we could wear America, it's old, not for the world
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We were in 250th
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Because we founded this yet, Fred, there's nothing here before
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Yeah, you white people did defend that
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Before the white people got here, there was nothing that was being automated
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There were no people here
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That was actually not the same
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There was no trees, no nothing
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We created a teepee, that's a name
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We really created a lot of teepees
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But when arrows were big on those
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That's how indigenous people were born
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That's how it works
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So, well, city anyway
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So it grew to be the 5th largest city in North America in the 1690s
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All right, so
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That's something, right?
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Oh man, I remember the '90s
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You remember the 1680s?
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You remember the 1890s?
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You remember the 1890s?
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You probably weren't hanging out too much in the streets
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Oh, I was hanging
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You were hanging out
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You were hanging out
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You were hanging out in the streets
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The world of Charleston
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First time, huh?
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Well, so they do have, I told you we went to the market
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Which, like you said, was previously
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It was the roof to the same market
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There you go, right?
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No, no, I was going to say the market today was the route to the slave market
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Where it actually happened
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Which I'm sure was probably hell, like people were waiting there with like, check out this guy
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He's going to the muscles
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Look at this, no, wait, anyone
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Like an indigenous people
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You, right lady, look at this dome
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Right, you want to want to piece of this?
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Yeah, give it a little tap
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Tappy, tappy, tappy
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I'm a question of alcohol
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We're the one women in the
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So, Trump is a concoction
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A combination of a bunch of little islands, right?
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There's like, John's Island, James Island
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Right, you know, there's a bunch of them
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There's a bunch of different ones
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Epstein
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Well, small, yeah
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Fritz Dean Island
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Fritz Dean Island
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Where it was, anyway
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That's the different show
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We'll do that after dark
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It's right in between like
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Was it Cuba?
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Where are we attacking right now?
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Venezuela?
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Venezuela is the closest thing to Epstein Island
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It's funny, he's like, it's between Cuba and Venezuela
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Dominican Republic
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You got Puerto Rico, you got state kids, same time, same time
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Same Epstein, same time, same time
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You got like 50 islands in between
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It's the closest to...
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No, it should be closest to St. Kits
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No, it's closest to Venezuela
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So, it's closest to a Rubin, Kurosau
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Oh, that's why they bomb and they try to destroy that island
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Oh, the island
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Anyway, that is not the point of what we're talking about
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This perfectly not, well, other than the slavery, this perfectly nice place
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That I was at is comprised of islands
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And those islands, Fred, how's different treasures
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Sure, why not
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And we went to see a world famous tree, you probably heard of it, Fred
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Oh, the Angel Tree
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Yeah, Angel Tree
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So, you've heard of it, it's a world famous
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From the whatever south or whatever the world is
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And is the humongous tree
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Yeah, I can't even do it
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It's like one of the oldest trees
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Let me put a picture of it and it's a huge tree
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It's a 400 year old tree
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It's what it said
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And so, let me grab a picture of it so you guys can get an idea
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And I'll put it on this thing
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Two, again, sorry for those
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Look up while you're doing this
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Look up the tree
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Right
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Right now, I'll put this on the tree
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So here is the tree
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It is beautiful
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So beautiful
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And it's Angel, it's named Angel
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Yeah, after, oh, there's a kid
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After the family that owns the land
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It's not like the tree that owns the land
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But the tree is gnarly
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Right, it's super gnarly, super cool, and it's free
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Yeah, free tree
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It's a free tree
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Sorry, you do have to park on a dirt road
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And it is sketchy
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Okay
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Well, it's not that sketchy
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It's a tree
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It's a tree that's a treasure tree
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Actually, I mean
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Well, it's in a nice part of the island
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So it's not like it's, you know, it's a...
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That's the thing about the islands, all those are like mega wealthy
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So anyway
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So
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We go to the tree, everybody's there
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You know, the fam and everything
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And we look at the tree and they're like, "Alright, make sure
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You go through the tree, you know, go through the tree, don't touch the tree
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Nope
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Look at the tree
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Don't acknowledge the tree as you go
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You can touch it
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But like they said not to climb on it or like
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Come on man, look at that tree
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It's a huge tree
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Don't climb on the tree
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It innate already on it
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Yeah, 100%
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So no, that thing, scared the fuck out of me
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That thing is so heavy
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That thing is so heavy
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That there are large like trunks that go out
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Under the ground and back up
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Oh, under the ground
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Like, yeah, it's insane
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And so it's like an crazy tree
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So we're there, it's cool, we're there for, you know what
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Seven, eight minutes, it's a tree
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What are you gonna...
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You know what I mean? It's like, cool, this is really cool
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Cool tree man
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Let's go
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Okay, we read the little like sign that they had that said like
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So I told you, that's how I got the information about how old it was
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And what it was named after
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Because I read the signage
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Because there was not a lot of it
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And so if there was more, I wouldn't have read it
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It's a tree
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Right, well, they're like, this is a tree
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And then like, got it
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They know this tree is from Charleston
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Right, that's where it was born
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And so many other trees
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And I wanted to have a tree
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Like in the Lord of the Rings
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The trees would talk how that would result
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That's what it meant, that's going
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That's where it would be like
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I don't want to say what that would mean
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I have to say
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Exactly what he would say, I have to say
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I'm old as fuck
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I'm pretty, get out of here
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I don't like you, friend
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Why did you awaken me from my slumber?
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So, anyway, so we got to the tree on the way out
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You walk around like a loop on the way out
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They're like, go through, you can only walk out through the give shop, right?
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We all know that
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Of course
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We know the rules of the game of engagement
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So, you know, the four of us
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Aren't the give shop, well, the four of us, but
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We go, we're walking out
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We're like, look at the give shop
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Briefly, don't worry about it
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We're looking at the give shop briefly
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And I'm like, you know, we got to do our,
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Because you have to do like an arbitrary look around
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Like, oh, right
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We're browsing your store
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We're not buying anything
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We're knowing it's the buying aers
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Unless they had something really cool
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Which, why would they?
403
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It's about a tree
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They had like two picks made from the tree
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Like, I bought a pack of them
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Yeah, you know what?
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I would buy them
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That's cool, or like that's just
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You could, yeah, yeah, we'd buy them a tree
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Right, yeah
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So, just to let you guys know
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So, before this happened, right?
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We were like, oh, there's a little tree
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A little baby tree
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It was like, yeah, it was like a stately tree
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And it was growing
417
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Right, it was like that, it was weird
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So, no, they're like, this is I'm the next, next angel tree
419
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I'm gonna live for 450 years
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I was, I was an acorn that was
421
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Drops to the ground
422
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And like, oh my god
423
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Look at me
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Did they have acorns?
425
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Well, and that's what I was like, oh
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You know, that's interesting
427
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A tree does make acorns
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Right
429
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And so, we kinda looked around a little bit and we found like a dozen
430
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We found it enough and I was like, we're gonna grab some of these
431
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We're gonna start an arangel tree
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No, you not
433
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You wanna hold on?
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I said that because I was like 450 years from now
435
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That's when we're gonna profit
436
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Right?
437
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So, then we go through the gift shop
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We're going through the gift shop, right?
439
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Pocket, pocket full of nuts
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We're like a squirrel
441
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Family of squirrels
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Squirrels
443
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And uh
444
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They chased me in
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They were standing there, I'm looking around
446
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They have like grits and hot sauce and stuff
447
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And I'm like, oh, I would actually probably
448
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Maybe buy some grits because
449
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I like grits
450
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And like, yeah, and like the real deal grits down there
451
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Right, yeah, yeah
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So anyway, so as we're doing this
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I'm like, just standing there doing, you know, mind about business
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Whatever, this lady yells
455
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Whose child is this?
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[Laughs]
457
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Immediately went fuck
458
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And turned around
459
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I knew it was my
460
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And before I, there were only, there were like four kids in the place
461
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Yeah
462
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And like
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No good chance
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And I turned around
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And I was like, you know, it's my, it's Nate, my young just in
466
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And they're like, she's like, he
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Touched that hat
468
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And tried to put it on his head
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And I was like, okay, this lady behind the counter
470
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Right
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And now keep in mind when I say behind the counter
472
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She has the plexiglass up from COVID still
473
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Yeah
474
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She is wearing a mask
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And she has gloves on
476
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Oh my god
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And she is not, this is not a very big gift shop
478
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This is a civil war surgeon
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Like, this is a
480
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She was an older, you know, African American lady
481
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Did not take any nonsense from anybody
482
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Because one person right as we walked in
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Tried to walk into the tree from the gift shop
484
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And she shut that shit down
485
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And turned them away
486
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I will have water
487
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Yeah, she was like, no, you will not do that
488
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You will go around
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And then you will come here on the way out
490
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And they were like, uh, we're just gonna go to the, she's like, no
491
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You cannot go that way
492
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Like they tried to protest that she was like, no
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Ow, and they were like, okay, and they went out
494
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So I was like, shit, she's serious
495
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That's a lady that has too much power
496
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That's a lady has too much, yeah, it went to her head
497
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And so, so she's like, he tried on that hat
498
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And I was like, okay, it's a hat
499
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
She's like, yeah, you have to buy it now
500
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You have to buy it now
501
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
And I was like, what?
502
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And there was a lot of pressure in the situation friend
503
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Yeah
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Because I'm like said, there, you know, with lady friend
505
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And the kids, I can't show my ass around my kids
506
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Well, so I'm debating
507
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Because I'm like, okay
508
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It's not a hat, first of all
509
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It's a visor
510
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Which I think makes a difference
511
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Yeah
512
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If you're trying on, that's like trying on a belt versus trying on underwear
513
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Yeah, right
514
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Yeah, I can advise it because they probably hadn't seen a visor
515
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So he's like, what the fuck is this?
516
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We would never lose the visor
517
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I would never in my life
518
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I would never in my life own a visor
519
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No, that's from the age
520
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Visors are what old men wear
521
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That's the thing where a visor is a tennis
522
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
The big hair in it
523
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But they look cool
524
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
But they don't look cool because they look like weird guy Fieri
525
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Anyway
526
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So I'm like, shit, I'm at a moment
527
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I'm like at an impasse, right?
528
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I'm at the crossroads of the angel tree
529
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And like, what do I do?
530
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So I stood there for a second
531
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And I was like, Nate
532
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You three go outside
533
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And don't touch anything on your way
534
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And then I stood there for a minute
535
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And I was like, I should just walk out
536
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
What is she gonna do?
537
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She's not gonna chase me
538
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There is security guards
539
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But not, but there's security guards
540
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But not in the place where I'm at
541
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Right?
542
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And somebody who's going to have to go back
543
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
So Fred, I know what you would have done
544
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
You 100% were walked out
545
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Real me
546
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Fuck yourself
547
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Normal me
548
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000
Would have been
549
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Just walked out
550
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
If it was just me
551
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
And honestly maybe even if it was just me and the kids
552
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
I don't know if it was just me
553
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Adios
554
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000
So I did not walk out
555
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
See, you grew up like you scared of black people
556
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Shit, no, she doesn't
557
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
She doesn't only scare the gay people
558
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000
You scared of black people
559
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
She doesn't only scare the gay, he's friend
560
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
And that's her friend
561
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000
And you're a defense, she should have been like
562
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Fuck no
563
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
She was like really?
564
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Or you're gonna pay for it?
565
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
I was like, I guess like I don't want to know
566
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
How much was that?
567
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
It was 20 bucks
568
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
What?
569
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
That's crazy man
570
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
I know, but I know
571
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
But I just don't believe that this shit happened to you
572
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
All right, I'm gonna play this grand
573
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Like you picking up strains of this shit
574
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,000
No, that guy's right
575
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
There's a thing
576
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
The lady here on no understand, hold on
577
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
The lady absolutely devastated Pornay
578
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
He like
579
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Even more reason to cut fall
580
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
He like went, he was like felt so bad
581
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
About, about touching that
582
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Because he didn't know
583
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
So and not that I was like, you know something
584
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Nothing to know
585
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Right, I agree, there's nothing to know
586
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
There was nothing to know
587
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
There's nothing to know
588
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Nothing to hear, nothing to know
589
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000
Nothing to matter
590
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
There were a man go down the floor just
591
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,000
I'm a place to stay if you need to go
592
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
And so I stayed in line
593
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Of course
594
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Because there's a line
595
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
I put my dick on my friend
596
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000
But so it was a shit
597
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000
There's a thing over there
598
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000
I have to tell you the truth
599
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000
After a minute I was like, you know what?
600
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
I'll walk out and then after another man
601
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
I was like, you know what? No
602
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
I'm gonna buy this hat
603
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Fucking deal about
604
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Not like a fight make a big deal
605
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,000
But I was like first of all show material
606
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Yes, so I'm gonna buy that
607
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
And then secondly
608
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Like I'm gonna try and sell the hat all the way to the car
609
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
That's what I decided to do
610
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
I was gonna undercut him
611
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000
And I was like, open the door
612
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:08,000
You have to make it a big deal
613
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Because I want people to know
614
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
I want to touch the hat
615
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Oh my god
616
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000
So I bought the visor
617
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
It says I don't even know where it is at this point
618
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
It says like John's
619
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000
You know what? We need to give it away
620
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Just give me
621
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
But I gotta find it
622
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
We need to give it away on the show
623
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Yeah, there you go
624
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Well, first person to ever comment
625
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
On one of our videos
626
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Facebook posts
627
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Get some visors
628
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Why?
629
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
They got a pay for it
630
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
I can't lose any more on the deal
631
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000
We're doing this sit for four years
632
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000
The first person to
633
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
We've got plenty of people coming on our stuff
634
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Most of them negative
635
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Oh yeah, no, let's give it to a father rob
636
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Yeah, I would say to him
637
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
He's a farmer
638
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
He's a terrible idea
639
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Because that's just gonna sunburn
640
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
The whole point of a hat is that your head doesn't get sunburn
641
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
He's bald
642
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000
He may have like long curls
643
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
If you're bald
644
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Even if you're not bald if you wear a visor all day
645
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
You're gonna get a sunburn on your scalp
646
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
It's gonna happen
647
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Unless he wears his backwards
648
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
No, because the top part is the empty part
649
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
That's what hair is
650
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
The hair is the empty part
651
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
The hair is the UV partation
652
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
For your skull
653
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
So I should have been like I'm already wearing a visor
654
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
You should leave a review
655
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
And be like
656
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Anything in there
657
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
That's what, no, we were walking out
658
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
And people were walking in because we were kind of like catching the church crowd
659
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Like we were getting out right in church crowd
660
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
We're starting to come in
661
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000
And so there are a lot of people and like flower addresses
662
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
And my fad has is walking around
663
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Don't touch anything in the gift shop
664
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
Whatever you do
665
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Don't touch anything in the gift shop
666
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000
They made me buy this hat and his visor
667
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000
It's just for them
668
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Then I'm like who wants to buy a visor
669
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
I really did
670
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
I really did
671
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000
I was like who wants about 15 bucks
672
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
20 bucks in the gift shop
673
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000
And like the security guard is looking to be funny
674
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
And I'm like walking out in nates
675
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Like dad
676
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
I didn't know you couldn't wear a hat
677
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000
I didn't know you couldn't try it on
678
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
And I'm like dude
679
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
That's a dumb rule
680
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
And he's like well like
681
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
But I'm really bad at it
682
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
It's not a big deal
683
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
I didn't want you to buy it
684
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
You can have the buy it
685
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000
I had about it thrown on the flow and pissed on it
686
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Close on the face
687
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,000
That lady probably called the dude with the peanuts
688
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,000
And she's like man I got somebody to bit that hat
689
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
And the guy's like man I got somebody to buy peanuts
690
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000
You can't eat them
691
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,000
That's your whitest guy
692
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Yeah
693
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000
She's like oh yeah
694
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000
Give a little bit
695
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000
That's a big white mother fuck
696
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
And the same guy probably stupid
697
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000
And they're like yeah
698
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
And they try to impress someone
699
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Nope, yes
700
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Anyway
701
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
So
702
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
All that happened about the hat
703
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
We're driving back and like I'm like Nate where the hat
704
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
He's like I don't want to wear the hat
705
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Yeah, I'm like dude
706
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
He'll put the hat on once
707
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
He'll put the hat on now
708
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Yeah, I'm joking with him but I'm also kind of not joking with him
709
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
You know
710
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000
He's like he's like
711
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000
He's like
712
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,000
He's like
713
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
He's like
714
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
He's like
715
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000
He's like
716
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000
He's like
717
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000
He's like
718
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
So then
719
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
It's her hat now
720
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000
So I don't know if it's somewhere around here
721
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000
But yeah we could totally give it away to someone
722
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Well now all you gotta do is buy some golf clubs
723
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
And she'll be ready
724
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
I don't know what
725
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000
I understand
726
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000
I understand
727
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000
And then you gotta buy
728
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000
I should have touched those fucking grits
729
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
And I got them
730
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000
Hey you should have been like
731
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000
If I touch you
732
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Do I have to buy you
733
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
I don't have that kind of my privilege
734
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
I don't have this impression
735
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000
I don't have
736
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
I have a regular
737
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
I have standard level
738
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000
Reversion of white privilege
739
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000
I have a handsome person white privilege
740
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Where I can do whatever the fuck I want
741
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000
That's good guy white privilege, standard level
742
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Whatever I want
743
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000
That's the basic white privilege package
744
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
That's the basic package
745
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000
No, I can't afford more than the product
746
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Including with this
747
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
Right, they're like
748
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Go to the gym
749
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
And you can get there
750
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Upgrades, you gotta do some outlandish shit
751
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000
Yeah, you know I'm saying
752
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Or no much of money
753
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Make it go viral, you know I'm saying
754
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Let's do it. Yeah, that's it. I just decided to do it. I'm saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
755
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000
And then that's I just
756
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,000
I just told every brown person in the world
757
00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:00,000
The secret levels of white privilege
758
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000
No, it's not
759
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
The white person secret
760
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
That's the bottom
761
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000
That's how red house guy here
762
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000
That's crazy shit and didn't get there
763
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
They can't get to that
764
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
That's the thing, I don't want
765
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
We've had so many Russian
766
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000
Companies and oligarchs reach out to us
767
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000
And say how would you like, how would you like
768
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
$1 billion come rad
769
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
And I'm like
770
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
What do I gotta do? First
771
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
And they're like, suck, did you, and I was like no
772
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000
No, no thank you
773
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000
No, they're like just
774
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Talk bad about America and I'm like
775
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
I'll never talk bad about America
776
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Except when I do, but I'll do it
777
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000
For nothing because this box
778
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
I can tell you that
779
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
I'm never gonna sell out America
780
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Unless it's to somewhere cooler than America
781
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Russia is not cooler than America
782
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Venezuela
783
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000
But it's you
784
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Damn it, I just realized something
785
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
We're not recording
786
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
No, no, we're recording
787
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
I know, I bought them, remember them first mic I bought
788
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
And I said it never worked
789
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000
This is right here
790
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000
And I opened it up
791
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
It'll better than it
792
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000
It uses batteries and there's no battery
793
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000
It's all that
794
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
All right, while Alan figures out his mic
795
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
You see how boring your fucking story was
796
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000
You have to get out
797
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000
I was funny
798
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000
You can't even open a microphone
799
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000
You can't figure it out
800
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
But he saw the mystery
801
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000
We're gonna give away that microphone too
802
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000
But you find something to give away during the break
803
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
By the Bino
804
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Oh, no
805
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000
I have used
806
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
By the Bino, yeah, it's got a couple of things
807
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Does that work?
808
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Doesn't it make you not fart?
809
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Oh, I ate dinner
810
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
I got bloated in a month
811
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
There you go, happens the best of us
812
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,000
All right, we're here
813
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
We're gonna take a break
814
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000
But it is all good and dandy
815
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Right back with more
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00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
The Black Link
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00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
The Black Link collective podcast
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00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
will return after a word from our sponsors
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[Music]
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[Music]
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Welcome back
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00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Oh, is he gonna do it?
824
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Nope
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00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Welcome back to the 2-2-120 of the edition
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00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Toot-Wheelcy podcast now is when it would be
827
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
There you go
828
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
225 for it, that'll be a big day
829
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000
That's not today
830
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
[Music]
831
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Sports, sports
832
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000
Yeah, but
833
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000
So, friend, we're back
834
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000
We have more hats than before
835
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
And we're here
836
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000
And friend, you hated my story about that tree
837
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000
And that's fine
838
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000
So, I want you
839
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
I hate that lady
840
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000
But you know what?
841
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Here's a bullet
842
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
At the end of the day
843
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
About a tree lane
844
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
If I keep that tree alive
845
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
But here's the thing
846
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
It's gonna lie for 450 years
847
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000
You think you're $20
848
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
That could be the difference
849
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000
You could have
850
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000
A tree and gave it more
851
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000
What I forgot, what I forgot to tell you
852
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Was there way too many Asian people with cameras to be on the tree
853
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,000
So what I didn't want to tell you, friend, was this
854
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
You look like an Owl
855
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000
So, I'm talking Asian
856
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000
[Laughter]
857
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000
So, friend, that's where
858
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:10,000
The bundle of acorns that I smuggled out come in
859
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,000
See, so now I can grow my own army of Asian trees
860
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
All right, I have fucked it
861
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
You go to slant, you'll be real with that
862
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Exactly, friend
863
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
450 years
864
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
I will make all the money in 450 years
865
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
They'll topple it
866
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,000
And I know the parkour trees
867
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
The parkour?
868
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
This is so parkour trees
869
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
250 years from now
870
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
We all set up on the old ones
871
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Let's go buy the parkour trees
872
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:42,000
What did you think about 450 years from now?
873
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,000
What if people talk, like, went back in time
874
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,000
500 years back and they talk like that again
875
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
What would happen? That would be weird
876
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
That would be weird
877
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000
That's what they'd be like, "Hey, what's up there?
878
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Future me?"
879
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
[Laughter]
880
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
You're flying on the gizm's all the time
881
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Look at you going 67
882
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
[Laughter]
883
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
It'll probably buy them
884
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000
500 years from now, me, people would just be like
885
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
I don't even know what they'll be, man
886
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
It'll probably just be like a dot on the screen
887
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
And people would be like, "That's fucking hilarious"
888
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
[Laughter]
889
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
You'd be like, "Oh, bro!"
890
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000
You said it was a dot
891
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000
I'm saying, "Dot, you don't have them, bro!"
892
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
"Dot, bro!"
893
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000
"Man, that bro, man, bro, we don't miss him!"
894
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000
[Laughter]
895
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Anyway, okay, so Fred, I
896
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Yep
897
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Don't know what you're gonna tell me
898
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
I'm gonna tell you stories
899
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
All about how my life got flipped or nothing
900
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,000
No, so you were just telling us earlier that you were having toilet issues
901
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000
So I am having drier issues
902
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Oh, I can fix your drier for you
903
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
I'm good, I got it
904
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,000
But I had to troubleshoot it to figure out like what the fuck was
905
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Sure
906
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000
It wasn't getting hot, so like
907
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:05,000
So as they, you know, we took the, we pulled it out of the thing whenever
908
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,000
We noticed that it wasn't
909
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
You noticed that
910
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
I can't
911
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000
It's the way that you see it
912
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000
I know
913
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
I get it, Lister's in a, Fred is now taking because he's telling the story
914
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
And it's about being his manliness
915
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000
And so he's taking a very authoritative stance of the camera
916
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
And he's holding, I don't know what he's holding
917
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
He's holding it in the way that a man holds a knife
918
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Hold it
919
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Who's ready to kill
920
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
And so
921
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Kya
922
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
And while I was hearing that
923
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000
He's flipping his hair
924
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Like he's jumping, like he just got out of a boat
925
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Like the fucking Titanic
926
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
And he's just
927
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Oh, the fresh air feels so good tonight
928
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,000
I know, the hair blowing through the wind
929
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,000
So we pulled the dryer out
930
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Right
931
00:34:53,000 --> 00:35:01,000
And we realized that there's no air coming out of the vent outside
932
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Okay
933
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
So
934
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
That's like
935
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
I went out and checked it
936
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
I went out and checked it
937
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,000
And you know, I'm waiting on my wife to turn the dryer on
938
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000
So they start blowing
939
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Yeah
940
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Well, I went outside to check and see if it was hot air coming out of the dryer
941
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Yeah, out of the vent hole
942
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
And I'm sitting there waiting for her to
943
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000
You know, turn it on so the shit starts blowing
944
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Right
945
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000
And then I'm waiting and waiting and waiting is nothing
946
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000
I had to pee
947
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
So I peed
948
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
And I'm sad
949
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
You know, I lived in a crunch out pee right outside
950
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000
I don't give a shit, you know
951
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
That's the way I feel
952
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000
You know, if your neighbors can see you peeing outside
953
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000
You do damn close
954
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
So
955
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
I lived in the sun
956
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
You know, I peed out
957
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
I was like
958
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
I thought I was like
959
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Yeah
960
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
I think with girls, they take the backers
961
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
I got to pee
962
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
I got to go outside
963
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
And then you got to do them
964
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
You know, I went back in
965
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,000
I was like, hey, you know, do you take the you start the dryer
966
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Yeah
967
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
She's like, yeah, I started it
968
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
I was like, well, shit, there ain't no air coming out of that thing
969
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
Right
970
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I was like, well, let me go get my leaf blower
971
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Yeah, take it out
972
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Yeah, yeah, see if we can blow it out
973
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Good call
974
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Good thinking
975
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Yeah, you know, I take the thing and then I told her I said, go outside
976
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
And you know, check and see if anything is coming out
977
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
You should have been like, hey, I want you to finally blow
978
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah
979
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
So she goes back outside
980
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
I blow it, it's still ain't coming out
981
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000
And she's like, I don't know
982
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000
It's nothing coming out of there
983
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000
I was like, she's like, but, oh, I think we got a bigger problem
984
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
She's like, because it's wet
985
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:46,000
She's like, I'm just, she's like, I'm just, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, oh no, I was like, I'm peed
986
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000
She was like, what?
987
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
You peed?
988
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:58,000
She's holding her hands like, yeah dude, we used to unclean, forever unclean
989
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Yeah
990
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:05,000
I'm a little pissy, hey
991
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:11,000
She's like, I checked up, because I didn't pee on the vent
992
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Right, you just peed near to that
993
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Right in front of it, you know, right
994
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000
And so evidently there was a little moisture inside the vent
995
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
So she stuck her hands in there
996
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
And she's like, oh, it's wet there
997
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000
And she looked on the ground and she's like, oh no, it's wet here too
998
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
And she just put her hands all in it
999
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,000
She's like, that's a little mess, no?
1000
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Yeah
1001
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000
She's like, this is so warm
1002
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
This is winter
1003
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Yeah, oh, this is a really good one
1004
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000
And this is a striormus, we want to get up
1005
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Gross, first of all
1006
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Secondly, all the men want to know
1007
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
How did you fix it and did you fix it?
1008
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Well, we had to order the whole kit for, so
1009
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000
We thought it was the heating element, it's not the heating element
1010
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,000
I think it's the thermal fuse
1011
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Yeah, it's either the thermal fuse and the auto cut off
1012
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
I think
1013
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Well, wait a second, but still there's no air coming out of the vent
1014
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Right, so that is another issue
1015
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000
So I'm going to have to find a snake or something to like
1016
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Put down and I got to go get one
1017
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
I don't have anything
1018
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Because the way it goes, it goes into the wall down
1019
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
And then it comes back
1020
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,000
And so I'm going to have to have a home depot or an Amazon
1021
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,000
And so it's a snake thing and it has a brush
1022
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Like an old drill
1023
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Yeah, oh, it's the way to clean it
1024
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Yeah, then it'll go through there and just clean it out
1025
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Yeah, I wanted to do something like long and updote
1026
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000
But, yeah
1027
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Is that something that's on fire?
1028
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
No, yeah, it could catch on fire
1029
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
You don't want fire?
1030
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Not in the house
1031
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
No, no
1032
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Well, there you go
1033
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,000
And my cousin's my two cousins were in the house like
1034
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I did not know what she did
1035
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
I mean, where is the Zinnet?
1036
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Zinnet?
1037
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Was this
1038
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Was this pre or post puzzle?
1039
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Oh, it's post puzzle
1040
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Okay, okay, okay, it's press of the puzzle was already gone
1041
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Yeah, that's good
1042
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
The P puzzle
1043
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
We have another one
1044
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000
Put all my B together
1045
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
This puzzle is a mystery
1046
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
This is a liquid puzzle
1047
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Where is your water go?
1048
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Where is your water go?
1049
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Where is my water go?
1050
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
It's not supposed to let her pee
1051
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Yeah
1052
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
From the penis
1053
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
After daddy's race, too many beers
1054
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,000
When daddy's trying to, when I'm trying to fix things, I gotta pee all
1055
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
At all the places you pee
1056
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Yeah, I was, because I thought he was a playing partner
1057
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Like come back out there
1058
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,000
My man, I was a part of the equation
1059
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000
It wasn't part of the playhead, man
1060
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:03,000
I would have done that, because I would have gotten one of my children to reach their
1061
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Smebli little hand in that event and see what they could pull out
1062
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Oh no, no, no, no, no
1063
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Because I do have like a small snake, like a toilet snake
1064
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Just enough to go up under and you know dip down
1065
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
And I stuck that in there
1066
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I couldn't hide in feeling
1067
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
No, no, I think it's packed
1068
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,000
It's not even packed, I think it's deep like it's juice
1069
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Nobody thinks it or nothing, she said
1070
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Fred just said I have a small snake and you didn't have a bit of it
1071
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Yeah
1072
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
But it's, it's gurthy
1073
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Well Fred, that's right
1074
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
What it lacks in links that makes up foreign spirits
1075
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Yeah, yeah
1076
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000
So, it's not a pick up draw
1077
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
So, wow
1078
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000
So
1079
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
After all this occurred, after you pee
1080
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Basically, pee on your wife, that's an hour of your wife essentially
1081
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
I promise you
1082
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
I can't
1083
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000
You just know
1084
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Finally
1085
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,000
One more, mark that off the bucket list, that's what you should have said
1086
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
She said
1087
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Alright, well I'll take that little list
1088
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Not a golden sour, but like a golden puddle
1089
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Right
1090
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000
So
1091
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
My golden pond
1092
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000
That's after a few beers
1093
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:25,000
So Fred, after you solved the mystery of the urine
1094
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Yes, I don't know
1095
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
If you know what it is, it's not a mystery
1096
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
But still, after that
1097
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Did you, I heard you watched a, or you wanted, you found the movie that you wanted to tell us about
1098
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
I do it, I still haven't watched it yet
1099
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
But like
1100
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
The name
1101
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
And that got me, sold you
1102
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Sold me on it
1103
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
And
1104
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
The movie is based
1105
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
I'm, okay
1106
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,000
So this movie, I'm pretty sure this movie is loosely based on a real story
1107
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
I've heard the real story
1108
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Because like
1109
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,000
The place I saw the movie, I couldn't watch the trailer for it so I tried to win good YouTube
1110
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
To look up the trailer
1111
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Is this like a, a movie that's come out in theaters or is this a movie that was already
1112
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
I believe it's already out in theaters
1113
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,000
When I watch the trailer, like it said cans like film festivals
1114
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
We have con cans
1115
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
We have con cans
1116
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000
I don't know if I'm right
1117
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Young, young guns too
1118
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Oh, young guns
1119
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Three
1120
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Body, podcast, part G
1121
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Will it be a dope
1122
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Will you be a dope, will you
1123
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:42,000
The only thing, will you be a
1124
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,000
Billion to teenagers got pimples in his voice
1125
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
I don't know if you wanna shoot me
1126
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000
You wanna shoot me now
1127
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Let's kill
1128
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
There's a thing
1129
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
What
1130
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Okay, so you guys wanted to guess this name, the name of it?
1131
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
You said the name sold you on it
1132
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Right
1133
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,000
It's a, we said well we would like to, we would like to make a guess
1134
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Okay
1135
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000
And what that name is, but based on a description of the film
1136
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Oh the film
1137
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,000
As best you know it
1138
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000
So all I know about this story that happened
1139
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
It happened in Canada
1140
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
And I think it was around about 2000
1141
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000
He's rising
1142
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000
It was a, it, it, it, it, um,
1143
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000
It's about a guy, okay, having a Canada
1144
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Manada, over like a period of
1145
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
A couple weeks I believe
1146
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
There was a guy
1147
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Manada, he was going around to
1148
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,000
I think it was Toronto University
1149
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000
There's like three major colleges in Toronto
1150
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
And Canada, well, right
1151
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Ontario College, right
1152
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
The College of Toronto
1153
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Yeah, on a Virginia College
1154
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
On a Virginia College
1155
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
On a Virginia
1156
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
On a Virginia
1157
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
On a Virginia
1158
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
On a Virginia
1159
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Toronto Jack, Canada, on a Virginia
1160
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Now Agro falls you, there you go
1161
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
So, the guy
1162
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,000
And he was dressed like a maintenance worker
1163
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Okay, great way to get into a situation I'm supposed to be
1164
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Had a jacket, you know, I think I hope he doesn't do something like that
1165
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Like a tool bag and a bucket
1166
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Yeah, isn't it an M Night Shyamalan movie
1167
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000
This is, I don't know because I don't know
1168
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
I think there's a twist
1169
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Because the
1170
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000
When I looked it up I got the news article first
1171
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Okay, so you can confirm it is based
1172
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
At least somewhat loosely
1173
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Or a real story
1174
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Right, like I said I still have not
1175
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
And no matter if that there's
1176
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
There's two
1177
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
There's two movies with this name
1178
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Okay, one is a horror movie
1179
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
And one is
1180
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,000
What I presume to be a documentary type movie
1181
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Halloween
1182
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
About the real incident
1183
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,000
The horror movie is not based on the real incident
1184
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Okay, okay, it just shares the real incident is a horror movie
1185
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Yeah
1186
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Okay
1187
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,000
So the guy goes into the library dressed like a maintenance worker
1188
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Right
1189
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Tool bag and a bucket
1190
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Classic movie scenario
1191
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000
A guy and a girl sitting at a table opens the bucket
1192
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
And pours
1193
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Shit soaked in piss
1194
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
On to these people
1195
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
I don't know
1196
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Yeah, 30 got fingered
1197
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Jump to bucket of shit piss
1198
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
On to them and like ran away
1199
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
No extra men, that's human extra
1200
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Yeah, extra
1201
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
And after this
1202
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Happened, you know, this is, you know, I got say
1203
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
I think it was 2011
1204
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Between 2011 and 2015
1205
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
So hopefully made it
1206
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
This is how COVID-19 started
1207
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000
But it went viral
1208
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
You think?
1209
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
And people started calling this guy a certain name
1210
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Okay
1211
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Which is the name of the movie
1212
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Now a couple weeks later
1213
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,000
The other university in Canada, Toronto
1214
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
He does the same thing
1215
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Canada does
1216
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
He goes into the library
1217
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Dressed like a maintenance worker
1218
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
With a bucket
1219
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Was it scarulous?
1220
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:52,000
And dupts the shit piss
1221
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
On two more people
1222
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Oh my gosh
1223
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
And did like a terrible person
1224
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Yeah, I think he did it once again
1225
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Like the somebody on the street
1226
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
And then after that
1227
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Like he was captured
1228
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
And they gave him a name
1229
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
And like I said
1230
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
He went viral and they gave him a name
1231
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
And people were like freaked out about this
1232
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Like they were aired
1233
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
You know, it's like, "I was gonna be, come on now."
1234
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Get pissed, you know
1235
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
I would be told, I don't want shit piss on him
1236
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
He was the dumb dumper
1237
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Yeah, that was a good one
1238
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Canadian dumb dumper
1239
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,000
He poured that sh*t on you and be like, "Sorry, you're not here."
1240
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
"Sorry, you're not here."
1241
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Here's some pee-free
1242
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
You know, some useless information
1243
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
You know that in the United States
1244
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
If you have an accident
1245
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
It's because it shows sign of a fault
1246
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Right
1247
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Yeah, because legally that shows you
1248
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
And then you have a role
1249
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
That that's not apply
1250
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Right, that if you have an accident
1251
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000
And you apologize that does not apply
1252
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Right
1253
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Because Canadians
1254
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
So I know it felt you couldn't accident
1255
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
And it's not your fault
1256
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
And you piss and sh*t yourself
1257
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
That's like extra money
1258
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Yeah, that's like extra money
1259
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Yeah, pain is up
1260
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
The nurses had to wipe up
1261
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Or get yelled at by the head nurse
1262
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
And they could be in it
1263
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
I think it's called
1264
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,000
North of the border, south of the border
1265
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,000
A real shitty story
1266
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,000
It's called the
1267
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Crimligor
1268
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Oh, Alan looked at it, give it up, Alan
1269
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
1270
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
I was gonna say it's called the...
1271
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
I was gonna say it's called the election
1272
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Yeah
1273
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:52,000
This is sh*t
1274
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
All right, I don't know, I don't know what it's called
1275
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
What's it called? It's, I'm sure it's great
1276
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
So the name of the movie
1277
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
The name of the two movies
1278
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Is a horror movie
1279
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
And the, it's in my documentary
1280
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Yeah, give us a clue
1281
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Okay
1282
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
How about it? You give me a...
1283
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
First five, there's five words in the name of the movie
1284
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Five words, I know what you did last summer
1285
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
(laughs)
1286
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
And it's about the toilet
1287
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
I know what you did last summer
1288
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
You don't sh*t, piss on everybody
1289
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
(laughs)
1290
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
First one starts with the pee
1291
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Okay, pissy m*k shit m*k it
1292
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
And this is wild adventures
1293
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
(laughs)
1294
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Second one starts with the pee
1295
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Okay
1296
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
Pepee
1297
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Third one starts with the pee
1298
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Hoopoo
1299
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
(laughs)
1300
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
He starts with the M
1301
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Pepee poopoo man
1302
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Pepee poopoo man
1303
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
(laughs)
1304
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,000
That's a great name
1305
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Pepee poopoo man
1306
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
What else do you call him?
1307
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
And then pooping sounds
1308
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
But the horror movie is like
1309
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,000
The trailer for that one is like
1310
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Puddy-Toodle because they're like
1311
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Is it saying
1312
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Don't say it
1313
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Don't say it
1314
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Pepee poopoo man
1315
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
It says a candy man
1316
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
(laughs)
1317
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Don't say it
1318
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Oh no, this is like
1319
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Okay, so there are, yeah, you're right
1320
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Yeah
1321
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Pepee poopoo man
1322
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Only Canadians come up with that name
1323
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
We would be like
1324
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Shit monger or some shit like that
1325
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,000
(laughs)
1326
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Pepee poopoo man
1327
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,000
He's coming
1328
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Pepee poopoo man, I'm sorry
1329
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
(laughs)
1330
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Wow, so
1331
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Pepee poopoo man
1332
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Is it like a documentary type of?
1333
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Yeah, I think so
1334
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000
I think the one that I saw
1335
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Like, well the one that I wanted to see
1336
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Was the semi-documentary
1337
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Because I hope it's the same guy who did Tiger King
1338
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
The original Pepee poopoo man
1339
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Was a black guy
1340
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Well, he was like not serious
1341
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Yeah, his name like
1342
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Simmy, something or some other
1343
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
We don't
1344
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
We don't recognize the terrorists though
1345
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
So we're gonna say his name
1346
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
But the guy in the documentary movie
1347
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
He doesn't like dude
1348
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
I don't know what to say
1349
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000
We ain't gonna say his name
1350
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Because we don't know
1351
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
The terrorists
1352
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
But we also don't happen to know the terrorist name
1353
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
But I do see me as being a white guy here
1354
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Yeah, so that's the Dacqueridys film
1355
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Is he a big guy
1356
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
No, he's like
1357
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
average looking guy
1358
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
You know what, no, this is a big guy
1359
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
He's a big guy
1360
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Big dogs
1361
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,000
This is the one that you're talking about
1362
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Fred the Kemp
1363
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Was he wearing an Ardorne chair
1364
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Definitely
1365
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Alright
1366
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,000
So the one from came out in 2024 is definitely a comedy
1367
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
Because the whole thing is
1368
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Just a guy eating corn and throwing poopy people
1369
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Like the entire trailer
1370
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
That's what it is
1371
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000
He's going in the whole poop
1372
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
It is
1373
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Technically he's
1374
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Give it back man
1375
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Just keep in the world flowing
1376
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
So yeah, well I'm
1377
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Fred please watch that
1378
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,000
I will I am
1379
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
And let us know
1380
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:32,000
You guys still got to watch
1381
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Avenine Ivory
1382
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Yeah, I was gonna watch it
1383
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
But it's
1384
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,000
From what you said, man, I was
1385
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Get the fuck
1386
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
I'm gonna test you out
1387
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
Avenine Ivory
1388
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Yeah
1389
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Shit that fuck
1390
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Yeah
1391
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
It's one of those movies where like
1392
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
It's like this
1393
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Yeah
1394
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
You know me, you lived in a Scottish
1395
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Praticer
1396
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
I know I know
1397
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
That's how they spoke
1398
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Like the cameras are really opposed
1399
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Sorry, I was filled with the iPhone
1400
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
And the other thing is
1401
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
Like
1402
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Wait is it the 2024
1403
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Comedy film written, produced and directed by Jim Hosking
1404
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Yes, that's go wait a second
1405
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
It's supposed to be
1406
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Three on two be wonders
1407
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
And Stevie Wonder and
1408
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Paul McCartney
1409
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Yeah, you know the song
1410
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Ebony and I have a
1411
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Ebony and I have a movie
1412
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
That's right, he didn't get it
1413
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
But it's so fucking weird
1414
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
So like the movie
1415
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
It starts off Paul McCartney standing on shore
1416
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
And Stevie Wonder is rowing a boat
1417
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
To shore
1418
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000
And he gets out
1419
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
He's got like
1420
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Three big bags and a cane
1421
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
And he got
1422
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
He struggling to get out the boat
1423
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000
And get
1424
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000
And Paul McCartney is just standing there
1425
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
He ain't helpful to be helpful to be here
1426
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
He's like he ain't gonna see me anyway
1427
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000
He's making him walk
1428
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
He's like making him walk over like
1429
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Combo stones and like
1430
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Did the movie is he blind?
1431
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Yeah, because he takes his glasses off
1432
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,000
Because that's what I was thinking
1433
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
I was like, hi, this is Stevie Wonder if he ain't blind
1434
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
But he takes his glasses off
1435
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
And they're all, you know, white and over
1436
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
So he is blind
1437
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000
You know what I'm saying? But
1438
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Like he's been walking right about
1439
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
He almost drowned naked
1440
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Like in the movie
1441
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Yeah, it's so weird
1442
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Oh, look, it's based on true events, right?
1443
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
No, like he's basically
1444
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Definitely not
1445
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
He filmed it in real time
1446
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Like the eye-lander
1447
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Go!
1448
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Exactly
1449
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000
You have to watch it
1450
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000
Because that's what I thought
1451
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000
I was like, whoa, this is gonna be
1452
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000
You know, based on like
1453
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Because yeah, I don't know when it came out
1454
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000
And then, you know, Eddie Murphy
1455
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000
And the guy did it
1456
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000
What was his name?
1457
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
You're a black man
1458
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
I am white
1459
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
I don't believe you're white
1460
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:14,000
I'm saying that like, yeah, um, Piscopo
1461
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Yeah, Joe Piscopo
1462
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Yeah, it was Eddie and Joe Piscopo
1463
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
They did like, yeah
1464
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Yeah, but like, wow, I got that
1465
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
I mean, guaranteed
1466
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
It's a bad movie
1467
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
It's a bad movie, but like
1468
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,000
I thought it was watching it and I had to finish it like
1469
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Is it bad like, "Volossal Pastor Bad"
1470
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Or is it bad?
1471
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000
No, no
1472
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
It shot very well
1473
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Like, the cinematography is great
1474
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
The acting is even good
1475
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,000
But the story is so good
1476
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
So what is it gonna have a second part
1477
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
With Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney
1478
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000
When they say this
1479
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
The girls mom
1480
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Yeah, they say
1481
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Oh yeah
1482
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Yeah, they should do that
1483
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
I'll watch it
1484
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
I'd watch it
1485
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
I'll watch this, I really will watch this
1486
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Ebony and I will watch it
1487
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
I'll watch it
1488
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
You're not gonna watch it
1489
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
I might not in your review
1490
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
If you tell me it's work watching
1491
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000
I'll consider it
1492
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
I'm not saying I will watch it
1493
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Alan told us yesterday
1494
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
You made me watch fucking
1495
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000
You made me watch Soutburne
1496
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000
You should have watched everything I suggest
1497
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000
No, not everything
1498
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
You did everything
1499
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
You lied to me and told me it's titties in it
1500
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
And we know titties
1501
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
There were no titties in there
1502
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
There was a tittie in the beginning
1503
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Titties was in the bra, it don't count
1504
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000
No, there was a naked thing
1505
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
No, it wasn't
1506
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
I'm not gonna watch the movie
1507
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
I'm not gonna watch the movie
1508
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
I know titties
1509
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
I know titties
1510
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
I know titties
1511
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
I didn't see no titties
1512
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,000
No, no titties
1513
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
I think about the man nipples
1514
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Oh yeah, there's gonna be that
1515
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Okay
1516
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Mipples
1517
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
I'm looking it up
1518
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Is there a nudity in Soutburne?
1519
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Oh yeah
1520
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
He's not an e-mail nudity
1521
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Okay, yeah
1522
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
I said a boob
1523
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Are there boobs in Soutburne?
1524
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Let me see what it says
1525
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
B-mail butics, breast and nudity
1526
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
No
1527
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
With nipple pasties
1528
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Oh see
1529
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Yep, they don't count
1530
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
I thought I needed it
1531
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000
At least one boob titties
1532
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000
For e-mail butics though
1533
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Right
1534
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
You're butt laying me
1535
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
I mean, I'm not against butts
1536
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Well, you don't know if that's a male or female butt
1537
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,000
I'm a butt man
1538
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Right
1539
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Where's the list of the sex community in Soutburne?
1540
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,000
I know
1541
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
I don't need to know that
1542
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
I don't need to know it
1543
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
I know it was in it
1544
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Okay
1545
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
And it was not a tittie
1546
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
That was a weird movie
1547
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
Okay, I wanna read this one
1548
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,000
A male takes off his clothes as he lays on a grave
1549
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
He begins to thrust intensely
1550
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
On top of it
1551
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,000
He's like a penis RC
1552
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:26,000
No
1553
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
I'm moving
1554
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
You ever watch a McGrouver
1555
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
McGrouver
1556
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Everybody gets his ghost's wife
1557
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000
He's fucking around the head
1558
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:40,000
And we can see her but the guy is the man
1559
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,000
He's like
1560
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Oh
1561
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:48,000
That was a good movie
1562
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
That Val Kilmer and he was the bad guy
1563
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
I don't hate McGrouver
1564
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000
I used to think it was stupid
1565
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000
It's in scrubs
1566
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,000
Yeah, it is
1567
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
McGrouver
1568
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
McGrouver
1569
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Anyway, friend
1570
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
So
1571
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
Yes, we'll watch that movie for you
1572
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,000
Everybody at home too
1573
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Watch the movie
1574
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
Leave a review
1575
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Leave a review
1576
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
You can sign hat by a child
1577
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
It looks like a sign by Donald Trump
1578
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
It could be signed by Donald Trump
1579
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Yeah, it could be
1580
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
It's a beautiful signature
1581
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
I gotta give away too
1582
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
I gotta
1583
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Little dingy but
1584
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Well, you boy, three hats
1585
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,000
It does not say BLC
1586
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
No, what is it
1587
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
It says "understandable gentleman"
1588
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,000
He's an understatement
1589
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,000
We went to trade hat talent
1590
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Our friend
1591
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Oh, no, give away
1592
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
Just trade hats
1593
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
See?
1594
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Look at that
1595
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000
That's a hat that I would look good in
1596
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
And this is a hat that you were looking in
1597
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Because you could put your dreads over it
1598
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Your braid dreads over it
1599
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
My braids
1600
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Oh, you have some coolios
1601
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
And you'll be like
1602
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Are you gonna do that?
1603
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000
You should grow them long and then where you can tie them on top
1604
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000
No, I'm gonna give them
1605
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
You look at my comment
1606
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
And then stick them in
1607
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
So they stick straight up
1608
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000
That sounds like a great idea
1609
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
And then you're gonna walk into
1610
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000
Everywhere you work like howdy
1611
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000
I've been in post-doc line
1612
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Living in the backstab
1613
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
And all the white people will be like
1614
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
I love this, I love this show
1615
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
I've run it
1616
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
I love that movie
1617
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
I never watched that movie
1618
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
I love that movie
1619
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
I love those white people
1620
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
I never watched it
1621
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000
I don't know because this is when we lived at the house
1622
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000
We probably
1623
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
They have walked away
1624
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Then we would touch me
1625
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Another girl was like 187
1626
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Yeah
1627
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
I remember 187
1628
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
I went to the theater and saw 187
1629
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
And then on the way out
1630
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
I was saying 187
1631
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
And the people I was with
1632
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000
They were like you cannot say that
1633
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
And I was like why?
1634
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
They were like you cannot say that
1635
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,000
But I'm like 16
1636
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
What are you talking about?
1637
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,000
You're gonna want to fucking go
1638
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Yeah
1639
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
So yeah
1640
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
I remember that movie
1641
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
I enjoyed that
1642
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
It was some nice Samuel Al Jackson on this show
1643
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
So you can't go wrong with him
1644
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
All right well guys I think we're gonna get out of here
1645
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000
We had some more stuff
1646
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000
But we're just gonna save that for next week
1647
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000
I think
1648
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000
One, one, one
1649
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Just one
1650
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000
All right Fred put on your glasses
1651
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
We're gonna try and read Alan's mind
1652
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
He has a deck of 52 cards
1653
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
But each card
1654
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Has its own type of fart on it
1655
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
We don't listen
1656
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
We didn't name these farts
1657
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
So I can't grab it
1658
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
If you want to do five cards
1659
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
We just want one
1660
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Well then I can give you the name
1661
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
You can give me the name after the part
1662
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Okay
1663
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Okay
1664
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Pull one randomly
1665
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Memorize it
1666
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Show the audience
1667
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Show the audience
1668
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
No, don't show the audience
1669
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,000
You can show the audience
1670
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Okay Fred look
1671
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Hey let's both cover our eyes
1672
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
Yeah okay
1673
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
Thanks sincerely
1674
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
We'll stop
1675
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Covering my eyes
1676
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
I don't want to do this
1677
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
And taking it away
1678
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000
I can see nothing
1679
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
All right
1680
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Done
1681
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
All right I didn't see anything
1682
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
I covered my eyes the whole time
1683
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
Fred double covered his eyes
1684
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,000
I did
1685
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000
All right
1686
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
I can't see no way
1687
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
Alan probably didn't show him anything
1688
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000
He probably flipped them off
1689
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,000
That was a little hard
1690
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000
No, I'm gonna give you
1691
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
The card, let's see the cards first
1692
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
The card and the name
1693
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Or the number and the suit first
1694
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Okay
1695
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000
Then we will do the fart after that
1696
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Okay
1697
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000
I'm going to
1698
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000
But Alan's got to think about Alan you got to get your head in the game
1699
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000
Don't touch your butt
1700
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000
I'm gonna say the 12 of clubs
1701
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
I don't think that's a thing
1702
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Oh no
1703
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,000
It could be
1704
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
I think according to Alan
1705
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Yes, it's till me
1706
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
You have an HD I do not
1707
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000
So all right
1708
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000
I said the four horse
1709
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000
Fred said the four horse
1710
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Jack of clubs
1711
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
All right
1712
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
So that's our guess
1713
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
Hold on
1714
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Don't flip it around
1715
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Now we have to guess the fart
1716
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Yep
1717
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,000
I'm gonna say
1718
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
Stinky and squeaky
1719
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
I'm gonna say
1720
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,000
What hot American summer
1721
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,000
(Laughter)
1722
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
(Music)
1723
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
(Music)
1724
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,000
What do you guys think?
1725
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,000
Kingdom clubs
1726
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000
You got clubs, man
1727
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Natural gas
1728
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000
We'll see if we get into this more next one
1729
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000
It's an honorable ejection of
1730
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:24,000
Dual-tone gas caused by the digestive byproducts
1731
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,000
Of a vegetarian diet
1732
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Oh, that's the australis
1733
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000
I did it
1734
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
See also
1735
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000
B-no for vintage soy products
1736
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:36,000
Oh, composite
1737
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,000
Inorganic matter
1738
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
(Laughter)
1739
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000
There you go, that's all you need to know
1740
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000
About that
1741
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,000
All right, well glad we only did one, Fred
1742
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,000
You wanna do another one?
1743
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,000
Nope
1744
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,000
We should do another one
1745
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,000
No, we're an hour and four in
1746
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:54,000
One minute, one more
1747
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:54,000
One more, one more, one more, one more
1748
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
So we never have to do this again, Fred
1749
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Yep, one more
1750
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
This is our
1751
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Official failure to do this
1752
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,000
All right
1753
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000
Um...
1754
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Nine of diamonds
1755
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000
And...
1756
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Bart is...
1757
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000
Steve Mcqueef
1758
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,000
(Laughter)
1759
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
I'm gonna say...
1760
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Eight of spades
1761
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Um...
1762
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
And...
1763
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:32,000
It's called burritos revenge
1764
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000
(Laughter)
1765
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:36,000
Booty hole blowout
1766
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000
There you go
1767
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:38,000
Damn Parker, you were so close
1768
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Oh, how close was I?
1769
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000
Seven of diamonds
1770
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000
Oh, I said nine and nine
1771
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000
It's fort grenade
1772
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000
I was pretty close
1773
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,000
And trapped in preserving sight
1774
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000
The airtight container
1775
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Oh, I heard it to be the release that in later time
1776
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
Oh, I don't know
1777
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000
My son had one of those, man
1778
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
We were going...
1779
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,000
We were going to...
1780
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Yeah, I think we were going to Charleston
1781
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:06,000
And these Charleston murder beats
1782
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,000
And he was sitting on a blanket in part of it
1783
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,000
And like...
1784
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
The windows were up
1785
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
And like...
1786
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
And we were like, "Got that!"
1787
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000
And we were like, "Now, to try to let it out
1788
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000
And it would not go anywhere"
1789
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
(Laughter)
1790
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
He got up off that blanket
1791
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
And it just came like that
1792
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000
And it was real
1793
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000
And it just like fine one
1794
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000
Oh, my god
1795
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
That's crazy
1796
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
That's kids for ya
1797
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we'll get out of here
1798
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
We'll see you next week
1799
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Yup
1800
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
We'll see you later
1801
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,000
We'll see you next week
1802
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
We are laughing
1803
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
And we are very good friends
1804
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Good vibes
1805
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000
Sharing a special moment
1806
01:06:54,000 --> 01:07:10,000
(Music)
1807
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000
That's it, man!
1808
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Game over, man!
1809
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000
Just hang loose blood
1810
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,000
She's gonna catch up on the rebar on the meds
1811
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,000
(Music)
1812
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:23,000
(Laughter)
1813
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,000
Oh, what a baby
1814
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000
Come home, what a kid
1815
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000
(Music)
1816
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,000
Well, thanks all folks
1817
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000
I still love you, sir, baby
1818
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,000
God damn it
1819
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,000
You can't see God damn it
1820
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000
I don't worry nobody's listening anyway
1821
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000
As you know, I'm a man of special needs
1822
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,000
Surely you can't be serious
1823
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000
I am serious
1824
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,000
And don't call me sure