The boys are finally back in town, and somehow that town is still on fire. Goat Ass marks the glorious reunion of The Black Lincoln Collective crew — Parker, Fred, and Allan — returning to their mics with more bad decisions than ever and a complete disregard for logic, structure, or good taste. Right from the start, it’s clear the time apart hasn’t improved anyone’s maturity. Fred immediately derails the intro, Alan brings up an unprovoked goat story, and Arthur tries to play “responsible host” while losing control by the second minute. The title Goat Ass comes from — and this will surprise no one — a tangent that goes way too far. What begins as a throwaway joke about livestock evolves into a multi-part analysis of rural life, anatomy, and regret. In between the laughter and mock arguments, the guys somehow stumble onto real observations about friendship, creative burnout, and the absurd therapy that is comedy podcasting. The group’s signature rhythm returns fast: overlapping punchlines, fake sponsorships, philosophical nonsense, and a few soundboard disasters. Whether they’re roasting each other, Florida, or their own fans, the chemistry feels like it never left. It’s classic BLC — unfiltered, unplanned, and unintentionally profound. If you’ve missed the gang’s trademark chaos, Goat Ass is the comeback episode you didn’t know you needed and will immediately regret loving. Listen now at americasfavoritepodcast.com . It’s loud, dumb, and somehow perfect.
The BLC crew reunites for a feral return filled with bad ideas, loud opinions, and questionable stories. Nothing’s safe. Especially the goats.
[00:00:00] Cold open: chaotic energy, misplaced quotes, immediate nonsense.
[00:03:10] Fred returns and instantly regrets it.
[00:06:40] Parker tries to wrangle the show back on track — fails spectacularly.
[00:08:55] The “Goat Ass” story begins — it’s rural, ridiculous, and unforgettable.
[00:14:15] Tangents about responsibility, fame, and bad sponsorship ideas.
[00:20:30] Fake commercial break for imaginary products nobody asked for.
[00:28:00] Existential meltdown: why are we still doing this show?
[00:35:10] Philosophical moment about comedy and failure. Immediately ruined.
[00:42:50] The gang closes with a genuine laugh and a new low point.
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Facing your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late,
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Swap and mail the stars in the morning, and make it bust!
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With your most harder...
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...featuring the subtly sounds of Fred and also Allan on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome, welcome, one and all to the Black Lincoln Selective Podcast.
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There we go, we found one.
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That's the only thing I guess anything that is with an "im"
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or protective...
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...protective, there you go. But none of those are good.
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With the Black Lincoln protective...
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...micro-colleging...
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...with the Black Lincoln...
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I don't know, I got out of the vaccination.
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Welcome, welcome, one and all to the 288th episode of the BLC Podcast.
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You can run 'em see so much easier.
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We are proudly broadcasting live from the Policially-C Studios scattered all across the
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Obsidian South Carolina. That's right, we're back down to just South Carolina.
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And you can get just streaming sometimes or anytime on YouTube,
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Insta Facebook, Blue Sky, and all your favorite podcast platforms.
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And of course, PotomacersFavorPodcast.com, which is our website.
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And for us, we want to win that thing again that didn't help us at all last year.
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We want to be two-time winners and we want to fucking rule that shit.
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Post and career, please go to our socials, find us, vote for us.
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You can vote 1,000 times for us and no one's going to say anything.
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I want to win it so many times that people are like...
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Who the fuck...
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I wanted to be...
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I wanted to be...
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Black Lincoln Collective Annual Podcast Award for Podcasts.
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That's what we're going for.
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What the fuck does that even mean?
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I love it, we don't know.
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I love it.
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Don't even...
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Now, fresh off his trip around the world.
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It's the Maestro of Mayhem.
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I love it.
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The author of "Anarchy."
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It's red.
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Wow.
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That's right.
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I'm gonna try to be a little bit more...
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Your boy is back and he's black with a heart of cat.
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Out of my ass, crack.
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Yeah, I'm back.
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Thank you.
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I wanted...
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That's not part of that.
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It was the worst kind of...
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The man on the board that likes the board.
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It's Alan OTP.
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Yeah, that's me.
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OTP.
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Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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We're so glad you're here.
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We're so glad Fred is back.
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It's been...
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And he's got a butt crack.
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And he's butt crack.
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You're hiding for all the world to see.
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I just wanna say something to you too.
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Yeah, I have the good, yeah, I have the good, yeah, I have the good, yeah.
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I mean, you got the Secretary of Agriculture signs already.
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I don't think I have the mean more, I don't think I have the mean more.
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Oh, but, but Fred, so I was thinking like, it's a class, it does all this thing.
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And then I'm like, you know, all right.
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So let me run down my, like, you know, my credentials, right?
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Sure.
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Poorly educated.
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Right.
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Because anything really, beard, beard, beard, beard.
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People trust a guy with a beard, they shouldn't, but they do.
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Politicians don't have beards.
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Well, this one does potentially.
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Kids, people love people with kids.
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And then I thought about like, okay, so so far, three things in the positive, right?
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And then I was like, well, but I do have this 207 versions of myself on this podcast.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's going out.
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How those would affect my running status.
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That's coming out.
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You fine?
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I mean, considering what we got out here now, you're going to be, you fit in.
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I mean, you honestly, that's the thing.
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That's why I'm asking you guys, because I was thinking about it first as it was a negative.
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And then I'm like, well, grab it right now.
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I don't want to scrub it.
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I think people, I think that our show would be endearing to the voters of our state.
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I mean, I was going to say great state, just state.
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I mean, think about it, Freddie.
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We could be part of the, we would be part of the, I get in the cabinet.
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Yeah, I'm definitely getting the job.
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Yeah, if you get elected, you've become an elected official.
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I'm getting, yeah, I'd be the kind of position.
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That would be me because I don't really need to.
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We going down like Sheriff Wright.
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Sterep to right.
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Where's the old one?
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I'm going to drive all over the place.
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I'm going to have the horns in front of my caddy.
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I am a known embezzle.
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So like, I want embezzle to fuck out of some shit.
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Like every time that I'm head that dealt with money, I'm fucking embezzled.
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I am a habitual embezzle.
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Allegedly.
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Allegedly.
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I want to make a million dollars off the cops go hot dogs.
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The only thing that hasn't gone up in price is much.
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Yeah, friends, I'm gonna seal something that's fucking in place.
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That's how I'll make my money.
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Fine hold.
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Fine hold.
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So that friend hold the buddy because he go real with it.
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So I think all of it, I think that it would be beneficial for me to like use our show as a political platform.
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So vote for me.
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Yeah, I think so.
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There you go.
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I'm down with it.
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Yeah, perfect.
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I don't know what I'm gonna run for yet.
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And I don't even know if I'm gonna pass this class, if I'm being perfectly honest with you.
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I almost feel like passing the class makes you less likely to be elected.
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You just disqualifies you because you graduated from something.
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Yeah, it's important.
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It's important.
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Yeah, that boy can read like a book.
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I like him.
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Like his reading ways make like a tree and get out of here.
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Get the fuck out, boy.
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So there you go.
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Just be warned.
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Watch out.
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All right.
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This we're gonna turn this show into a political party.
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Coming this November.
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Oh, me.
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Yep.
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Coming this November.
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I did miss it.
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I missed this this this round.
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So I guess I want to have to get ready.
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But that's good.
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Yeah, it gives me a lot of time to get ready for the next election.
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If there's a next election.
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Yeah.
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So.
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Hey.
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You missed both.
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Yeah, I was one election short.
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Yeah.
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It's okay.
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It's gonna be fine.
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It's gonna be great.
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Well, Fred, speaking of electing things, you elected to go on a trip around the world.
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Yeah.
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For the.
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I would go everywhere, man.
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I've been there.
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But where are we?
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Man.
249
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Yeah.
250
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I went on my annual.
251
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A culture trip and I have to say, man, that's where it starts.
252
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Where did we go this year?
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We went to Ohio.
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I see Georgia, which is great color.
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It's kind of like Northern Northwest.
256
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I'm not.
257
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I don't know.
258
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I'm just gonna go back to my home.
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I'm gonna go back to my home.
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I'm gonna go back to my home.
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I'm gonna go back to my home.
262
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I'm gonna go back to my home.
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I'm gonna go back to my home.
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I'm gonna go back to my home.
265
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I'm gonna go back to my home.
266
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I'm gonna go back to my home.
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Yeah, it's kind of like Northern Northwestern.
268
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Yeah, I know exactly where it is.
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Up there in the mountains there.
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And very.
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A lot of lakes.
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A lot of lakes.
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A lot of.
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A lot of.
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A lot of we stayed on the water.
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A lot of.
277
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Docs and lakes, marinas.
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Yeah.
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Mostly.
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Went to.
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We went to marina on a.
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Because like.
285
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A friend of one of the guys in the group.
286
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He sent.
287
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He sent like an advertisement for like they have a.
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A top golf.
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Bay.
290
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Please.
291
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Like it's not top golf.
292
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But it's like indoor.
293
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It's indoor golf.
294
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They had like three bays.
295
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But they put the.
296
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Simulators is the golf simulator.
297
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Okay.
298
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Yeah, I know you.
299
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You're like.
300
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The screen.
301
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No, no, no, no.
302
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No, no, no.
303
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A base.
304
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Just like a base is like a.
305
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It's your.
306
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I get it now, but I was like.
307
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Because we're talking about water.
308
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So I was.
309
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Right.
310
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Into the bay.
311
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That's what it is.
312
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That's what it is.
313
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Yeah.
314
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Yeah.
315
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So I just.
316
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I just played.
317
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And eat some hay.
318
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I just made.
319
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Super good.
320
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But uh, no, then.
321
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So he said.
322
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He said that the.
323
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The advertisement for that place.
324
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And I looked it up.
325
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Uh,
326
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And I was like.
327
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Uh, I don't know about that.
328
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Top golf, but they.
329
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They are having karaoke on Friday.
330
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So.
331
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Now that's where your boy is going to be at.
332
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Oh, yeah, he got you fired up.
333
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Oh, yeah.
334
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He fired up for.
335
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And like.
336
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So we went to that.
337
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We went to the karaoke.
338
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And like about.
339
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My other buddy, Mark.
340
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He was like, yeah, I'll go with you.
341
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And like three or four of the guys.
342
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Because Mark is.
343
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He's like a musician.
344
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So he plays guitar.
345
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Okay.
346
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Like piano.
347
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You said.
348
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But you said.
349
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Second.
350
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I was like, I mean, that's no musician.
351
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And uh, usually every.
352
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Every.
353
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Every year we go, he breaks out the guitar.
354
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And starts doing like the.
355
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And he's more into like Eric Clapton.
356
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So he'll be playing like.
357
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Okay.
358
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That's good.
359
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You know, Eric Clapton.
360
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Yeah.
361
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Yeah.
362
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Yeah.
363
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You know, Eric Clapton.
364
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Yeah.
365
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I mean, he's like.
366
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Really good.
367
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He's really good tonight.
368
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Yeah.
369
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Yeah.
370
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Yeah.
371
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Yeah.
372
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You got me again, Mark.
373
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Let's go to the bathroom.
374
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So, uh, every year, we went, we went karaoke.
375
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And.
376
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And he sang.
377
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He sang, uh, what's the.
378
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Elton John song.
379
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Can't.
380
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Honkik.
381
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Honkik.
382
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He's on.
383
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Honkik.
384
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Honkik.
385
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Pretty good.
386
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Honkik.
387
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Yeah.
388
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It's a really good song.
389
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He did a really good job.
390
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And I say.
391
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Yeah.
392
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He did a good job.
393
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And I sang.
394
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I sang.
395
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What I sang.
396
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I think I sang.
397
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I sang.
398
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Jelly Roll.
399
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You know, and say I sang the jelly rolls on.
400
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And I had this lady come up to me afterwards.
401
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Because you know, I'm.
402
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I'm decent, see.
403
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,100
Yeah.
404
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I'm saying, especially for people without ears.
405
00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,100
But, uh,
406
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she hit.
407
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:57,100
This lady came up to me and she was like.
408
00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:02,100
Oh, she was like, oh, you have such a great voice.
409
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,100
You should really do something to it.
410
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,100
And.
411
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:08,100
Oh, what she do that fucking shit for.
412
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:12,100
I told her I said, uh, well, I was like, I don't like the brag, man.
413
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:17,100
But, uh, I was on the second season of American Idol.
414
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,100
You did it again.
415
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,100
Woo.
416
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,100
I did.
417
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,100
I.
418
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I.
419
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I.
420
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I was like, you're like, you're like, oh, no, no, no, she was.
421
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I've been.
422
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:34,100
She's been drinking, but she wasn't fucking drunk by any means.
423
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:39,100
But like, once I told her that man, I had her like, I fucked.
424
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I think on that line.
425
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,100
Yeah.
426
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For real.
427
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:47,100
I was like, yeah, you know, the, uh, the season that Ruben Stutt,
428
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:50,100
Ruben, I'm not copying her.
429
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,100
Ruben Stuttard.
430
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:55,100
Yeah, I was like, the season that Ruben Stuttard won.
431
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,100
And she was like, oh, my God.
432
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,100
I can't believe it.
433
00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,100
Oh, fuck.
434
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Rupert Stuttard.
435
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,100
That's what you call it.
436
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,100
It's got a little Rupert.
437
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:06,100
I got up and I was like, it was.
438
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,100
And like, I was kind of.
439
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,100
You would.
440
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,100
You would.
441
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,100
You would.
442
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,100
You would.
443
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,100
You would.
444
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,100
Look at this bitch.
445
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,100
No, she went around to like all the tables.
446
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,100
All the people in the bar.
447
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,100
She told the whole fucking room.
448
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,100
She's just, that guy was on American Idol.
449
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,100
He was on season two of American Idol.
450
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,100
Oh, my goodness, bro.
451
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:29,100
I'm like, yo, I had her like, like, I was singing.
452
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:33,100
And she came up with the phone and she was all like, record me.
453
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,100
And like, I'm taking off.
454
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:37,100
Oh, I was like, please let this go viral.
455
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,100
I was like, I'm Cuban Stuttard.
456
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:42,100
I wanted it to go viral.
457
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,100
So, man, I was like, please.
458
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,100
Yeah.
459
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,100
Yeah.
460
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,100
Yeah.
461
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,100
So, yeah.
462
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,100
Yeah.
463
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,100
We had a good time there.
464
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,100
I don't want to interrupt your story, but I had a similar story.
465
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That's good.
466
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,100
Well, you were gone.
467
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:58,100
I went and saw like my favorite band play in Charleston.
468
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:01,100
Well, we were actually at the Isle of Palm, which is like right outside Charleston, right?
469
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,100
Very rich area, very nice, like nice, affluent area.
470
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,100
We're like at this bar, which was a really cool bar.
471
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,100
Shout out to the wind, Jammer.
472
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Super cool.
473
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:13,100
But we were there and I mean, my buddy Matt were like, just playing, he was like,
474
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going to play some pool because we got there kind of early.
475
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,100
And I was like, yeah.
476
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:21,100
So, like we're sitting there playing to pool and this drunk guy comes up and he's like, hey guys.
477
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,100
Just want to get next.
478
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:25,100
I'm like, yeah, dude, like of course you can get next.
479
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,100
Who cares?
480
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We don't know who gives a shit.
481
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I already had a couple of years.
482
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So, I wasn't.
483
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I didn't care about anything.
484
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And he's like, he's like, he's like, chat or whatever.
485
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,100
And he's like, yeah, you know, you guys come here often.
486
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,100
I was like, no, we're just kind of here for the show.
487
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,100
And he's like, well, you might know me.
488
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,100
And I'm like, oh, yeah.
489
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:45,100
And he's like, because I don't, I'm like, I don't fucking know this guy.
490
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:51,100
And I think he's like, well, I was on Southern hospitality.
491
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,100
And I was like, oh, what's that?
492
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,100
I don't know what it is.
493
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:58,100
And he's like, you know, the show, Southern hospitality.
494
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:05,100
And there's like, there's a table of probably 15, 35 to 45 year old women, right?
495
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:09,100
A couple of maybe a little sitting like kind of where they could hear us.
496
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:13,100
And they were like, oh my God, you were all Southern hospitality.
497
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:19,100
And I was like, what is that?
498
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,100
That was in his glory.
499
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,100
He did.
500
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,100
Yeah, he's like, you've never heard of Southern hospitality.
501
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,100
And I was like, no, have you ever heard of the black league?
502
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:32,100
And I seriously, because I don't give a shit friend.
503
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,100
I'm pass giving his shit, bro.
504
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,100
Nobody's heard of that.
505
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,100
Right.
506
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:42,100
I was on season, he's like, I was on season three episode, blah, blah, blah.
507
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,100
And I was like, cool.
508
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,100
Well, you want me to buy you a beer?
509
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,100
He's like, really?
510
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,100
You buy me a beer?
511
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:51,100
And I was like, not because you're sort of famous.
512
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:56,100
He was like, he was drinking buttlight in a can, dude.
513
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:59,100
And I'm like, no movie star or television star.
514
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,100
I was drinking a bucket of buttlight in a can.
515
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,100
The hospitality would be Southern hospitality.
516
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,100
Right.
517
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,100
Well, and so he was talking to these, and he was talking about all these girls.
518
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:09,100
And not one of them was even remotely attracted.
519
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:16,100
But he was like, just talking them all up, like, yeah, you know, I met Suzanne and Flimblanc,
520
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,100
whatever.
521
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:21,100
And we just, we hung out all the time back into the, before the show.
522
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,100
I mean, who fluckin' gets it?
523
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,100
I just love it.
524
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,100
It's better than no love.
525
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,100
Well, that's what I've heard.
526
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:33,100
And I, as I told you, I was privately proven that to be false.
527
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:37,100
So, so, needless to say, we all met celebrities.
528
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:40,100
You just happened to be the celebrity that you met.
529
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,100
I was the celebrity.
530
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,100
Yeah, I was pooping good in junior.
531
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,100
Very good.
532
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:50,100
And so, yeah, we had, and then, so, and there was another, another incident.
533
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:55,100
So, we were back at the house, and this might have been, this might have been the same night.
534
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,100
But like, you know, we were all drunk.
535
00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:00,100
And I was telling them, and don't look this up yet, Matt.
536
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,100
Okay, until I get through it.
537
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,100
I'm not gonna look up anything to rest of my life.
538
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,100
Yeah, I want you to look it up after this.
539
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,100
I want you to put it up so I can see it.
540
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:13,100
So, like, and we're all just sittin' my bullshit and, you know, drinkin' and whatnot.
541
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:22,100
And, we got on a subject, I can't remember what it was, but it reminded me of something that I saw on, you know, on socials.
542
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,100
Okay.
543
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:27,100
Of where, like, it was a, a row of, like, Arab men.
544
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,100
It was a video.
545
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,100
It was a row of Arab men.
546
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:35,100
And they were having, like, just goat contests, like, I just, like--
547
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:38,100
For having a flashback to his Riyadh comedy best days.
548
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,100
[Laughs]
549
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:48,100
But then, it was a goat contests, like, you could tell it was some kind of, like, look at my prize goat, you know what I'm sayin'?
550
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:53,100
It was about 15 of them just standing on stage with all the metal and goats in front of them.
551
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,100
But the goats were turned backwards.
552
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,100
Sure.
553
00:18:56,100 --> 00:19:03,100
And the goats had these massive answers, like--
554
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,100
I'm not lookin' this up, bro.
555
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,100
Look it up, look up fat.
556
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,100
But I don't wanna look up goat ass.
557
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,100
Look up fat.
558
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,100
What are you lookin' up for, Eddie?
559
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:18,100
But I said, I said to myself, I was like, "Now I get it."
560
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:23,100
Why they, why they said, you know what they call them, like, you know, "Don't fuck us."
561
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,100
Yeah, I was like, "I'm a jerk."
562
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:31,100
Everybody had the same reaction that you guys had, like, what the fuck were you doing?
563
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:34,100
And then they looked up and they're like, "I get it."
564
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:37,100
But no, I looked it up, because I kept trying to search for them.
565
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,100
I don't--
566
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,100
Okay, now--
567
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,100
And I was like, "Hey, bro, look."
568
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,100
And--
569
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,100
Here.
570
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,100
Don't you think?
571
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,100
What is that, a fucking goat?
572
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,100
Don't go?
573
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:49,100
No, it pieces your kids, they're our audience, while you're talking about the fucking goat ass.
574
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,100
Well, I'm bloated out.
575
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,100
Okay.
576
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,100
This--
577
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,100
Okay, so this is gonna--
578
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,100
If you're not watching this, watch--
579
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,100
No, no.
580
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,100
On YouTube, where it's one of its various feelings.
581
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,100
Look at this.
582
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,100
I want you to-- I'm gonna describe what I'm seeing.
583
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,100
Look at this.
584
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,100
And I'm gonna--
585
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:11,100
Definitely, so I've never seen anything like this.
586
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:14,100
I have to choose my words carefully.
587
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,100
Is that real?
588
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,100
Is that AI?
589
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,100
No, it's real, bro.
590
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,100
I wish it was AI.
591
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,100
That's real.
592
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,100
So, we're now just playing a video
593
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:28,100
of a bunch of gentlemen underneath the tent with goats who have humongous--
594
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,100
It's a gobbest asses.
595
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,100
It's a gobbest asses.
596
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,100
And pack a thing.
597
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,100
And we're gonna play this video now.
598
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,100
You can see there's zooming in to all the goats' asses.
599
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:41,100
And it's disgusting.
600
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,100
Look at that.
601
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,100
What is--
602
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,100
This is not appealing to me.
603
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:48,100
No, it's not appealing to me, but it's like--
604
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,100
Okay, well, it sounds like it is.
605
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,100
I sure hope that fucking--
606
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:55,100
I can't just think of this, man, because--
607
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,100
Maybe that one.
608
00:20:56,100 --> 00:21:02,100
[LAUGHTER]
609
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,100
Maybe that one.
610
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,100
Maybe, I'm just saying.
611
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,100
Oh, my God.
612
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,100
Thank you.
613
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,100
What a rough day, yeah.
614
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,100
What a rough day, yeah, man.
615
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,100
What a real long night.
616
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,100
It's 17-button nights in here.
617
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,100
It would take me a long time.
618
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,100
But you're also not saying if the goat came onto you,
619
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,100
you'd tell it no.
620
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,100
But dumb, dumb dudes--
621
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:26,100
You got dumb dudes out there in the desert, like--
622
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,100
Sure.
623
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,100
--crumort at a time.
624
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,100
Well, promote me, man.
625
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,100
Well, promote me, man.
626
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:33,100
So my friends-- I have some friends who are in the military
627
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:37,100
who spend some time in that part of the world.
628
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,100
Right.
629
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:42,100
And apparently what the gentleman who partake in this--
630
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,100
let's call it an adventure--
631
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:48,100
do is they will find a cliff.
632
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:52,100
And they will walk the goat up to the edge of the cliff
633
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,100
because the goat doesn't want to jump off a cliff.
634
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,100
Right.
635
00:21:56,100 --> 00:22:00,100
That will help to promote the goat to pushing backwards.
636
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:03,100
So the man is just standing there with a hard dick and like,
637
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,100
look, I ain't fucking the goat.
638
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,100
The goat's backing up into me.
639
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,100
Right.
640
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,100
The goat is the initiator here.
641
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,100
I'm not the one initiating anything.
642
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,100
Right.
643
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:16,100
It's not gay if there's a goat on the other end, Alan.
644
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,100
That's the thing.
645
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,100
Yeah.
646
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:21,100
So wait, where did this happen?
647
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,100
What is this about again?
648
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,100
What the fuck is this show?
649
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:28,100
I was telling them the same way that I was telling you,
650
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:31,100
you know, and nobody ever was freaking the fuck out.
651
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,100
Like, what the fuck?
652
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,100
You know what I'm saying?
653
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,100
You know what I'm saying?
654
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,100
You know what I'm saying?
655
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:40,100
But then, like, it was like 20, 30 minutes had went by
656
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:42,100
and all that had passed over.
657
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:45,100
So, but I'm still sitting there looking for a picture.
658
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:49,100
And I finally found the picture and I just walked up to my,
659
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,100
to do Mark.
660
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:55,100
Like, he standing by himself and I was like, music, I showed him the,
661
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:58,100
yeah, music, Mark, I showed him the goat.
662
00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:02,100
And he just said, is that a fucking goat?
663
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:05,100
And everybody on the other side of the room heard that it just
664
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,100
was lavering as soon.
665
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:10,100
Y'all mean like belly hurting fucking laughter.
666
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:11,100
Yeah.
667
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,100
Two animals.
668
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,100
Is that a fucking goat?
669
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:16,100
Y'all mean?
670
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,100
I know.
671
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,100
It's a goat for fucking.
672
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,100
Oh my god.
673
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,100
So, there you go.
674
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,100
I mean, but those guys are great.
675
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,100
Shut out the mark.
676
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,100
Austin Aaron.
677
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,100
Matt, Matt.
678
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,100
Yeah.
679
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,100
Yeah.
680
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,100
Matt and Matt.
681
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,100
Two mats on the trip.
682
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:32,100
How many mats were not on the trip?
683
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:33,100
That was.
684
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:38,100
That was two mats more than we needed.
685
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,100
I agree.
686
00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:43,100
You only needed one and he was sitting here.
687
00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,100
Shout out to Ricky.
688
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,100
Look at the goat aspectures.
689
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,100
Son.
690
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:50,100
I ain't forgetting about him.
691
00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,100
No.
692
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,100
And shout out to myself.
693
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,100
Yep.
694
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,100
Don't forget Fred.
695
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,100
Don't forget Fred.
696
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,100
Don't forget.
697
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,100
Cuban stubbored.
698
00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,100
Whatever.
699
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:02,100
So we stayed up there.
700
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,100
Yeah.
701
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:04,100
Stay there.
702
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,100
We're looking for.
703
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:06,100
We're excited.
704
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,100
We're excited.
705
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:10,100
We're going to the good part of the real time.
706
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,100
Really good time.
707
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:12,100
Really good time.
708
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:15,100
So after that, we stayed up there for days.
709
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,100
I left Sunday morning.
710
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:20,100
And the drive back home.
711
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:23,100
Like get my other suitcase.
712
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:28,100
And jumping the car and driving Florida.
713
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:31,100
So couldn't pick you up on the way.
714
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,100
No, that's what.
715
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:35,100
No, well, no, because I was in Georgia.
716
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,100
But you know, where we live in Florida.
717
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,100
No, because you're on the other side.
718
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,100
No, I'm on the other side.
719
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,100
Yeah, I was on the other side.
720
00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,100
Yeah.
721
00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:46,100
So like, so I had to go home and drove back down there.
722
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:49,100
And me and my wife, of course, we.
723
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:51,100
We got this trip.
724
00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:52,100
Free.
725
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:54,100
From the timeshare people.
726
00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:56,100
Free from the people with papers.
727
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,100
Yeah.
728
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,100
They got us again.
729
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,100
Yep.
730
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,100
Every year.
731
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:04,100
So every year they get, they didn't give me no more though.
732
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,100
I'm done.
733
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:06,100
I'm done.
734
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:09,100
How many more weeks did you buy this time?
735
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,100
No, we didn't get any weeks.
736
00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:13,100
We got we bought points.
737
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,100
We bought points.
738
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,100
Points.
739
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:19,100
You really pulled one over on them.
740
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,100
Yeah.
741
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:28,100
He did give us 20, 200,000 bond board points that we can use for hotel stays.
742
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:30,100
Yeah, that's all for it.
743
00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,100
Which is a lot.
744
00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:35,100
Yeah, I mean, like, what is that is?
745
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:38,100
The American dollars.
746
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:42,100
She is probably around 1500.
747
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,100
Okay.
748
00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,100
Like a weeknight stay in America.
749
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:46,100
A weeknight stay in America.
750
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:47,100
A weeknight.
751
00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:50,100
Maybe they weeks worth of a week.
752
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:51,100
A week.
753
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:52,100
Yeah, a week.
754
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,100
Okay.
755
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:56,100
A weeknight in America was 200,000 points.
756
00:25:56,100 --> 00:26:00,100
Blackout dates do a blind.
757
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:09,100
We got through that and then it was like fun time.
758
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,100
So we went to a universal.
759
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,100
I'll have a venture.
760
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,100
Right.
761
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:15,100
And then we went to a Epcot.
762
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,100
Right.
763
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:18,100
And this is why I said you traveled around the world.
764
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,100
Right.
765
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,100
Yes.
766
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,100
Yes.
767
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:24,100
The only reason I wanted to go to Epcot was for the Garden of the Galaxy ride.
768
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,100
Which.
769
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:29,100
If you're out there listening YouTube that ride.
770
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:35,100
I wouldn't even do that though because that's that's just a spoiler because I had no clue of like.
771
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,100
You know what it was.
772
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:38,100
You know what I'm saying?
773
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:40,100
Like I just knew I wanted to ride it.
774
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,100
And best fucking ride in the world, man.
775
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,100
Like 100% hands down.
776
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:47,100
And I want to can I tell you about it?
777
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,100
Can I spoil it?
778
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:49,100
Yes.
779
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:50,100
I want to give you a shit.
780
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,100
All right.
781
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,100
So.
782
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:55,100
Uh, Garza Galaxy ride.
783
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:57,100
It's all inside.
784
00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:01,100
Like it's a roller coaster but it's inside the building.
785
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,100
And.
786
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,100
What did it replace?
787
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:07,100
No, I think this is brand new.
788
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:10,100
I think it built this because it's like soon as you come in.
789
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:11,100
And the marrs thing.
790
00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,100
Well, they're like a Mars race.
791
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:16,100
Because I've only been the only time I've been there.
792
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,100
I went last time.
793
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:19,100
We went that we went to Epcot.
794
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:22,100
And I was going to ride it then but it was new.
795
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:25,100
And you had to have reservations.
796
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,100
Like because the lines were so long.
797
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:29,100
And we didn't know that.
798
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:33,100
And you had to make reservations prior to coming to the park.
799
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:35,100
And we didn't know that.
800
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:37,100
So like I didn't get to ride it.
801
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,100
And I was very upset last time.
802
00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,100
So man.
803
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:43,100
But uh, yeah.
804
00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:45,100
So like we went.
805
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:47,100
The friends we went with.
806
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,100
They wanted to go to Epcot.
807
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:50,100
And I was like, cool.
808
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,100
Now I could probably ride it now.
809
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:58,100
And uh, so yeah, you get in there and it's, you know, the queue was like.
810
00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:01,100
Uh, I don't know if you remember Guardians one.
811
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:02,100
They were on Zandar.
812
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:03,100
Nope.
813
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,100
The.
814
00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,100
Yeah.
815
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,100
Yeah, they were on Zandar.
816
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,100
So it's.
817
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,100
Yeah, I'm saying.
818
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:10,100
I'm looking.
819
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,100
I'm looking.
820
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,100
Planet.
821
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,100
Fred.
822
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:16,100
Yeah, the international and intergalactic.
823
00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:17,100
That's right.
824
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,100
That's right.
825
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,100
I'm.
826
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:20,100
I'm.
827
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,100
I'm.
828
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,100
I don't want to draw it out.
829
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:25,100
So okay, you go to the queue and it's all Zandar.
830
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:28,100
Uh, Terry Cruz is in like the pre screening.
831
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,100
And that was terrible.
832
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:32,100
The real Terry Cruz.
833
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:33,100
Was he.
834
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,100
The real Terry Cruz.
835
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:35,100
Like, was he in television?
836
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:37,100
He wasn't in Guardians of the galaxy.
837
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:39,100
He wasn't in Guardians of the galaxy.
838
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,100
Which is why he was.
839
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,100
And that was the.
840
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:43,100
Like, and that was some things like.
841
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,100
That they did that.
842
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:47,100
That they did, but it weren't wasn't in the in the movie.
843
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,100
Like Terry Cruz.
844
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:51,100
And some of the songs that they were playing, but I'll get to that.
845
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:55,100
And, um, you know, so you go to the queue and the.
846
00:28:55,100 --> 00:29:02,100
The objective of the ride is the celestial being has stolen the.
847
00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:03,100
The warp drive.
848
00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:05,100
You know, I'm saying.
849
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:08,100
He stole the earth and took it back in time.
850
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:13,100
And we got to go chase after him and get the, you know, keep the.
851
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:15,100
The warp drive back.
852
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:19,100
And, uh, so you get on the ride and you're going up the hill to.
853
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:21,100
And everybody's like, it's a bad idea.
854
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,100
Rockets like you're going to die.
855
00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:25,100
Are you.
856
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:27,100
And.
857
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,100
And I'm.
858
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,100
I'm the star of the.
859
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,100
Yeah, I.
860
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:37,100
Terry Cruz is like, I work at a gas station in the universe.
861
00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:41,100
The universe of castes.
862
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:45,100
And so you get up the.
863
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:51,100
Uh, the, the, the guardians interact with the, the celestial being.
864
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,100
And they knocked the thing out his head.
865
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:56,100
And he goes, uh, what's that noise?
866
00:29:56,100 --> 00:30:00,100
A noise rock and roll will never die.
867
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:03,100
And I hate this card.
868
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:04,100
Take no, man.
869
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:06,100
The car takes off backwards.
870
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,100
Like.
871
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:10,100
And then the music starts playing.
872
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:18,180
a play in September by Erwin if I do you remember and just ride is so smooth like
873
00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:23,140
you know I wrote a cozy you sometimes get you know bumpy and getting off the
874
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:27,940
well just ride is so smooth and it's like I said it's inside of building so
875
00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:32,780
it's all dark you're in space right like it really feels like you're in space
876
00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:41,860
they cut the off you're totally yeah it's cold in there I pee myself in my pants
877
00:30:41,860 --> 00:30:47,780
bruises no one you know it's in space no one can hear you pee you're fired
878
00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:53,580
through space and step him in by earth winning fire is playing I didn't know any of
879
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:58,740
this was gonna happen you come around like everyone does now go up a hill you go
880
00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:05,180
up a hill each so the train is about eight cars long for a person to a car they
881
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:10,540
each individually spin like why you're going around the curve y'all I'm saying
882
00:31:10,540 --> 00:31:15,180
and then you go around this one curve and there's like the Milky Way you they've
883
00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:20,420
got like this real image of the not not even an image like it's like a statue or
884
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:24,820
whatever of the Milky Way and it's all lit up beautiful and you fly around that
885
00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:29,420
and you come back around another one and you go around the moon like they have this
886
00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:34,580
huge fucking moon that sits like in a pit and it's all illuminated with a but
887
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:40,580
craters and all that shit and like do you remember the salmon and you're flying
888
00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:45,780
through space bro like then you go around the earth you go around the earth and
889
00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:51,460
it's like nighttime and you can see like North America and South America all lit up
890
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:57,060
beautiful like oh man dude like this right when you were in shorter if he'd got back to earth
891
00:31:57,060 --> 00:32:05,660
it's the best ride out there we wrote it four times so the first time like I said
892
00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:13,860
September was playing okay then change it changed like and we didn't know this like so we I'm
893
00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:22,980
getting on it again and I'm like ready for do you remember and then we take off backwards and it goes
894
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:29,620
everybody falls to
895
00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:46,500
and we looked it up we looked it up afterwards there's six songs no there's six songs like so we
896
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:52,420
was like fuck that we're gonna get on in the game y'all and we got on in the third time
897
00:32:52,420 --> 00:33:00,180
we got set timber again like I was like okay great song fantastic ride I can't have it all
898
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:08,180
so we're back one more time and we cut it up we did it twice we didn't did the rest of our
899
00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:17,620
shit and then came back before we left and did it two more times so the yeah the third time we got on
900
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:26,580
what did you know I got three songs yeah yeah it was September then it was um everybody once
901
00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:33,140
ruled the world here's fears then the third time it was September again and then the fourth time
902
00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:38,500
we got on it it was and I ran run so far away
903
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,860
okay I don't know are we gonna get demodentized for this
904
00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:52,500
he was on American Idol so yeah that's all that's why they get playing different
905
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:57,940
they're like playing it for did they save the warp time did they get it back yeah that's what the
906
00:33:57,940 --> 00:34:08,340
boy yeah we got the war back and and then all five of them thank this and you know thank you for
907
00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:15,540
saving the work you're officially a guardian of the galaxy the drags goes we can't fit all
908
00:34:15,540 --> 00:34:20,500
these people in our ship he's like it's a figure of speech drag it's boiled the drool
909
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:25,460
oh joke that doesn't mean anything Alan we need a spoiler
910
00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:29,620
I'm gonna have the video I did it's fun alert guys I'm telling you bro like
911
00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:36,820
it is the it is the best ride in the galaxy I swear it is made of like
912
00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:43,300
uh 100 percent we'll go back I do think it's funny that you said it was it yeah in the galaxy
913
00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:47,540
it is that was it says like after that the best ride in the galaxy you're like
914
00:34:47,540 --> 00:34:55,220
I did I'm going to go in I was guarding you got a t-shirt
915
00:34:55,220 --> 00:35:00,420
okay you probably want to ride the rest of the you're like I got this gargant
916
00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:05,620
I'm there in poppins y'all
917
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:23,620
I bet you said that when you got off the ride yeah
918
00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:29,300
but after we did that uh we went and did the the drinking around the world thing
919
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:34,980
right this is what I wanted to understand this is what you want to do so okay so it only took you
920
00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:40,500
35 minutes to get to tattoo minutes I want to care about it all right the the thing that you know I love
921
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:46,420
it and I love your story we miss you yeah thank you man and that's why I'm taking so much time
922
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:54,180
this this this we have it all buddy you deserve it yeah he's easier for me oh yeah
923
00:35:54,180 --> 00:36:00,820
yep my wife got these tattoos like you know the little wet tattoos kids temporary tattoos
924
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:06,260
temporary tattoos yeah would have been hilarious if they were all Disney yeah
925
00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:12,660
shit they wouldn't come off man I took my permanent three hours to get that thing off man
926
00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:19,060
but uh so it's it's like it's like it's like it's as drinking around the world and then all the
927
00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:25,860
countries that you get to go to um we started in you can either start in Canada or you can start
928
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:34,820
in Mexico and we were like book that let's start Canada so I got a I think I love that's
929
00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:42,900
a little bad blue blue that's yeah the blitz blue I usually have here yeah right they didn't have
930
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:49,860
anything my wife wanted so like she just took a sip of my beer okay then we checked it off
931
00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:58,740
and I also got like which another thing is really cool I got like when you start they have like a
932
00:36:58,740 --> 00:37:04,340
a gift shop y'all I'm saying he's going there and look at the my uh my friend Lorenzo told me he's
933
00:37:04,340 --> 00:37:09,460
like hey they got these pants ports in there because they got people in every country from the country
934
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:15,460
like and you can you know take your pants port up to them right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
935
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:20,660
get a sign and all that good shit so yeah we went in we got one of those and like that's
936
00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:25,060
what we did we went out and you had to find them because they're not just like sitting right in front
937
00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:29,860
they're like took the way in the back of a little shop somewhere you know and you you know you got
938
00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:45,300
to find them and uh yeah that it was uh Canada Morocco England China all the hits
939
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:52,340
and Mexico all the hits yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Japan uh with Germany right Germany yeah
940
00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:55,460
I think it's German no Austria with no US
941
00:37:55,460 --> 00:38:06,420
on East Germany yeah yeah yeah yeah I did go to the we went there to UK and we kept talking about
942
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:12,420
like because you kept meeting people from all over the place you know people from Scotland and
943
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:18,340
sure because they're there too right not where they're there they're there too yeah they're there like
944
00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:25,700
you know doing the thing and uh we asked the girl from England like how to say aluminum
945
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:34,100
aluminum yeah it's aluminum yeah that's how you put it in Ireland who says he's always like
946
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:39,060
oh yeah he's gonna make you be it she'll be made out of aluminum but I'm like what the fuck is that
947
00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:47,060
you say stupidly and I'm like oh yeah is that that next to Adam and him
948
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:57,060
yeah but we're like and we got to we got to the second last I think that was Japan
949
00:38:57,060 --> 00:39:02,580
and their gift shops crazy man they had all kind of shit in there man like
950
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:09,300
oh yeah you got to see it so when they did the the the girls and all that and the front thing uh when
951
00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:14,340
they do the whatever with the plate guy that plays the Japanese music
952
00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:23,620
mm mm could they do that I ain't seen it too much yeah no no no no like no like they did have like
953
00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:31,380
certain things at certain times yeah I'm saying you know but we didn't how do we saw anybody doing like
954
00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:40,340
like no fucking clogging or you know I want to see when them germagirls pick up like eight big ass
955
00:39:40,340 --> 00:39:45,620
fucking bands yeah you know what and yeah I mean I want to see that shit we did see we was in
956
00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:53,780
France France was there and there was a mine yeah that's what I'd been like I'm out
957
00:39:53,780 --> 00:40:00,900
fucking this whole thing it was it was stacking chairs and climbing up them uh me well that's
958
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:06,100
okay what's really cold like the mime chairs yeah they were at you could tell they had like
959
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:11,140
but there's nothing there yeah I'm saying you could dead that was something there but like you
960
00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:16,820
got eight like eight huh yeah I mean that was pretty cool so you said London you said France
961
00:40:16,820 --> 00:40:20,100
yeah I saw some English girls I'm done
962
00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:33,460
yeah no we went to the the USA and it was just like two people from Kentucky
963
00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:38,260
you said they're like we're all from here dude we just want to move
964
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:43,220
yeah right right right there yeah I'm like Kentucky are you from Paduca
965
00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:49,700
I'm like that's my favorite uh city in Kentucky because I like that they
966
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:59,060
do good for do good Kentucky yeah they were right yeah they were they went to you
967
00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:05,940
Louisville University yeah but yeah but we had a good time man like
968
00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:11,700
fuck the tire of the shit by the time I got back so I need a big case from the bank case
969
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:16,820
yeah that's what that's gonna work yeah yeah that's what it's
970
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:25,300
Congratulations since I got back get by any other if you need a vacation from your vacation
971
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:32,100
Fred there's only one place to go and that's this way you're going to go our friends at oh
972
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:37,220
you've got nails nails salon that's a real place
973
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:48,260
I've got nails that's not like that no they just know oh you got nails
974
00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:55,860
why are you in a nail salon or maybe it's you've got nails no you got nails oh
975
00:41:55,860 --> 00:42:01,780
no I was thinking like oh you've got nails that makes sense but it's oh comma you've got nails
976
00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:07,460
question mark oh so like you went in and they were like oh you've got nails yeah
977
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:16,420
right and they're like oh we did expect that from you customer at this nail salon you got nails
978
00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:23,860
exactly there you go they lift up now like oh like yeah got nails on your eyelids
979
00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:33,460
got nails yeah well Fred I have a few questions for you and I have a I have a real question first of all
980
00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:37,460
and I know that you know we're we're we got some time but we're gonna we're gonna run a
981
00:42:37,460 --> 00:42:42,580
product pretty close oh you know one more thing I don't want more I don't want more so
982
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:48,740
couple of guys had listened to the podcast because I told them about it last oh that's the guy who
983
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:56,100
reached out and I was like we're famous now yeah that was Mark yeah there's Mark
984
00:42:56,100 --> 00:43:08,740
Mark yeah got us again deal so he was like yeah I listened to you podcast man he's like it's pretty good
985
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:13,380
he's like you're a wrong man he's like that's crazy you had a Terrence Howard and Joe
986
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:21,860
Rogan on your podcast he's like no he's like no he's like that's the one I listen to with Joe
987
00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:31,700
Rogan in that dude Terrence Howard I was I was like you you you thought that was them like he's like
988
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:36,660
yeah that was them right you would have a job right I'm like you know you know you know you know you
989
00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:49,140
know Rogan and he was like yeah who who's Terrence Howard like he's only one of his who could
990
00:43:49,140 --> 00:44:01,940
legally do that I was like no man that was me that was us like that but he's like well you know
991
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:10,100
you should be proud of yourself know that you know that's hilarious I was like that's hilarious
992
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:13,620
I was like that's so funny I was like you thought that was real
993
00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:20,500
you should have been like yeah did we have all kinds of celebrities on yeah we have her like
994
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:28,740
my guys in hospital walker good cause we stop by yeah all of them have all the best black celebrities on
995
00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:34,020
and Joe Rogan apparently yeah that's hilarious
996
00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:38,980
you never met the Irish Elon Musk
997
00:44:41,860 --> 00:44:45,460
and we've never ever wanted yeah we've been at Satan on some time
998
00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:50,740
didn't come on last week and we had the guys from Mike and Jeremy or yeah Mike and Jeremy's
999
00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:55,860
two of your pockets I was really hoping the Satan would make an appearance but he didn't like that
1000
00:44:55,860 --> 00:45:02,580
now he didn't do it so no he didn't sure okay well Fred so I got a couple of questions for you
1001
00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:06,740
and again thank you Mark for listening I appreciate that very much and thank you to our friends
1002
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:12,820
across the pond we are blowing up in England right now in London and I really really all the people
1003
00:45:12,820 --> 00:45:17,140
that are listening and I won't do it British accent because I'd like you to keep
1004
00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:28,420
Fred can pull it off he's he only like no love you bro love you bro so there you go
1005
00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:34,660
so Fred I'm afraid that what I'm about to say may lose those listeners anyway so I'll
1006
00:45:34,660 --> 00:45:41,700
glide you out ahead through the book we can blame it on man but bully this one no I just have a question
1007
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:50,020
and I so okay shoot go we also so Alan we need a spoiler alert thing that's like we're a
1008
00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:56,580
mirror spoiler alert watch out we also need spoiler offensive is fuck alert because this next day I say
1009
00:45:57,700 --> 00:46:09,140
to some people maybe offensive is fuck offensive is a deep I don't know anyway Fred here's my question
1010
00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:20,260
okay you are very aware of the spectrum upon which autistic people lie correct you know that
1011
00:46:20,260 --> 00:46:25,860
there's a spectrum to autism autism is a real thing I am not this dad is not the offensive part
1012
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:32,740
okay we know that autism is real yeah yeah of course and just for the record we know
1013
00:46:32,740 --> 00:46:39,780
Thailand all does not cause but because Thailand all was invented after autism was invented just saying
1014
00:46:39,780 --> 00:46:46,980
so anyway that's not the point the point is there's a wide spectrum of people who have autism right
1015
00:46:46,980 --> 00:46:53,300
there's some people who are just like hey I like organized straws a certain way I'm totally autistic
1016
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:58,900
and then there are some people who are like non-functioning right there's like two sides of the spectrum
1017
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:09,460
right and everywhere in between so my question is if I say something that if I accidentally say
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00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:15,940
something offensive to someone that insults them and it very obviously insults them is it okay
1019
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:26,180
for me to say I'm sorry I'm a little autistic I'm not probably I maybe I am I don't know
1020
00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:32,420
but is that is that a viable excuse and this is what I'm not me personally just in general
1021
00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:37,300
is it a viable excuse to be like oh that was just a lot doesn't come out
1022
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:43,460
nope no it's just better just to say I'm just dumb okay why say that
1023
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:51,380
let's say that a lot is like I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I saw something on that note
1024
00:47:51,380 --> 00:48:01,860
that makes me put another question to put a question back to you all right I saw a video of I guess
1025
00:48:01,860 --> 00:48:06,420
not gonna say a kid because I don't even know because they
1026
00:48:09,140 --> 00:48:14,180
like a down syndrome did you say that you gotta hurt you
1027
00:48:14,180 --> 00:48:21,940
again not maybe go you have to you have to listen Monday and find out yeah just keep on like
1028
00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:34,020
for instance just what would you do what would you do a down syndrome person male person
1029
00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:41,940
hit you in your face now I saw a video of a down syndrome person male
1030
00:48:41,940 --> 00:48:49,620
lap another man in his face slap him that man slapped the shit out of him
1031
00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:58,100
and I said I said that's okay yeah that is yeah I said that's okay because now you
1032
00:48:58,100 --> 00:49:03,700
be careful because down syndrome kids is strong right that's they're strong as fuck yeah yeah no they
1033
00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:09,860
they are strong and that's another reason why I say it's okay because they're motherfuckers
1034
00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:17,060
cop these all y'all mean and my boy well they don't hold back that's the they don't hold back
1035
00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:22,740
yeah they know my mother like is a man like is a person and you can say I'm gonna slap somebody
1036
00:49:25,140 --> 00:49:29,780
yeah no I'm gonna slap somebody I'm not giving it up now what if it was a female
1037
00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:44,100
down syndrome would you slap her back well no I tell you why are we asking the hard questions that no
1038
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:53,700
one wants the answers to you my answer yes I'd if a bitch let's be in the face I'm slapping her back
1039
00:49:53,700 --> 00:50:02,580
yeah I'm slapping back it's and that's what I'm saying like because if they can if they can learn
1040
00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:06,900
how to make a grilled cheese they can learn how to keep their hands they still sure well but the
1041
00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:11,620
problem is it's not even that I don't even think the question is would you do it the question is
1042
00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:18,260
because now I will tell you this and maybe I shouldn't say this but there have been times where my
1043
00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:25,140
kids or you know whatever mostly my kids have have attacked me in a way purposely or not
1044
00:50:25,140 --> 00:50:34,740
where I had an I just an automatic reaction reaction yeah and I couldn't even like before I could
1045
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:41,140
even realize that it happened it already happened and usually if I'm being honest most of the time
1046
00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:46,580
it's like they they would hit me in the nuts and before I could even think about it I would return
1047
00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:54,180
the favor yeah now would you say nuts when you hit them back oh yeah hundred percent yeah well then
1048
00:50:54,180 --> 00:51:00,900
it's good then you're covered when you hit somebody in the lip yeah you're covered
1049
00:51:00,900 --> 00:51:06,100
flick them Fred it's just like seeing you ink when you're gonna stick something yep exactly if you
1050
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:10,580
grab something and say you're ink no one can prosecute you that's legal it's legal yeah that's
1051
00:51:10,580 --> 00:51:15,540
what happens when time your services came to my door I was like yes I hit them and that's but I
1052
00:51:15,540 --> 00:51:22,580
said yes and they were like oh well have a good day sir and walk away it was fine
1053
00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:29,540
yeah like kid did he say that yes all right well you why'd you call us then kids
1054
00:51:29,540 --> 00:51:37,460
wait for that time you're going to jail right you're both going down so yeah I mean you're
1055
00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:46,740
going to fun jail man you're going to shit in jail because it's like you're exactly you know you're
1056
00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:57,140
going to grab your gun oh shit it's my day he said you're okay here we are
1057
00:51:57,140 --> 00:52:04,580
doing anything about that rules rules now I don't know if it was a dude like okay so it depends if
1058
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:10,740
he just walked up randomly and hit me in the face like slap me in the face yeah I think I would be
1059
00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:19,060
in too much shock to like actively go back but if he had been really fucking hard I don't know
1060
00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:30,340
what I would do man no let's say I'd be like I'd be in shock and then find out why is he doing this
1061
00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:34,500
right like why do you come at me why are you doing you know why are you doing it well because I was
1062
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:43,460
hitting the video fun video I saw all I saw was and look like they were having a conversation but the
1063
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:53,780
the regular guy was he was like you know he was trying to you know right start now with the kid but
1064
00:52:53,780 --> 00:53:01,540
like the other guy we wouldn't push out of that down and over and hey because I seen one of video like
1065
00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:06,500
that with the down that the guy was picking on the Down syndrome guy and then guys slept him and he was
1066
00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:13,540
like I'm done you know yeah that's what yeah right right right no yeah yo because you don't want to
1067
00:53:13,540 --> 00:53:18,820
it's just like it's like it's like Alan set it's one of those fights you can't win
1068
00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:24,980
because it's just like fighting a girl either you're the guy that beat up a girl or you're the guy
1069
00:53:24,980 --> 00:53:33,140
that got beat up by a girl and either way you lose yeah but honestly I mean I've been in a situation
1070
00:53:33,140 --> 00:53:37,460
and I've been the guy that's gotten beat up by a girl because I mean I said it's because I was kind of
1071
00:53:37,460 --> 00:53:43,620
into that yeah I won't I mean unless they ask for it you know they ask for it all right that's
1072
00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:49,460
a little bit different you know but I won't have it I can't hit a girl I mean I'm you know
1073
00:53:49,460 --> 00:54:03,060
and I'm having a point I want to fight it guys that's a comedian that has a great story about him
1074
00:54:03,060 --> 00:54:10,900
fighting the down syndrome okay I'm looking like I'm a genius I'm probably wishing you
1075
00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:19,860
it's a true story I think this really happened to the dude I think it is saying gillers yeah he's
1076
00:54:19,860 --> 00:54:26,260
in the gym and he'd use the guy a shower like the dude always uses that shower you know I didn't have
1077
00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:30,980
a routine but he didn't know that and the dude came with him and started beating on him naked
1078
00:54:30,980 --> 00:54:39,380
get him out of his shower yo you got the head throw that shit in front of you stop the show
1079
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:46,180
yeah let's stop the show but if you don't want to stop the show there is listen to this friend still here
1080
00:54:46,180 --> 00:54:53,620
okay we're gonna be here we're gonna be here next week ready for it man coming in hot hot
1081
00:54:53,620 --> 00:54:59,300
don't move head news statement Lauren South Carolina which are where our buddy
1082
00:54:59,300 --> 00:55:05,460
Dave Peterson from Peterson's famous hot dogs lives yeah hot dog man he's our buddy hope he's
1083
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:13,940
doing good so Fred hoop spray causes 55,000 dollars in damages at a South Carolina school and a
1084
00:55:13,940 --> 00:55:21,780
teaching assistant has been arrested and charged yeah so multiple students at the high school and
1085
00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:26,580
Florence had to seek medical attention for respiratory issues due to the spray which quote
1086
00:55:26,580 --> 00:55:34,020
designed to imitate fecal odor according to the sheriff yeah what do you think about that
1087
00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:39,140
you know you're gonna teach me yes of course Fred a South Carolina teaching assistant
1088
00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:46,340
was arrested and charged using poops spray in school anyway name in a real teacher well he's in
1089
00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:53,780
the system he's an ass assistant he must have he must have just got out of high school life
1090
00:55:53,780 --> 00:56:00,500
well let's let's read on then shower all of the dude all of this well that hot why don't we
1091
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:04,100
I'm gonna give you his name I give you part of his name come on and then you take a guess because we
1092
00:56:04,100 --> 00:56:10,180
don't we don't celebrate the terrorists right the Fred a South Carolina teaching assistant was
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00:56:10,180 --> 00:56:16,180
arrested charge causing students to seek medical attention and resulted which resulted in thousands
1094
00:56:16,180 --> 00:56:26,180
of dollars in damage his name is Alex Paul Lewis and would you like to take a guess at his at his
1095
00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:35,860
age I'd say oh wait he's saying there's four how many is this the number I'm sorry I took that I say 29
1096
00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:47,540
oh damn 54 what do you have no rights away 126 years old I took him down he just had to shit
1097
00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:55,540
and then this is bad you should spend every day and nobody know I don't want to do it for
1098
00:56:55,540 --> 00:57:05,300
the sick most of the day he was a gypsy he would not do it for the first time buddy mr. Lewis I was
1099
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:14,020
saying 32 I was saying 32 he nailed it 32 exactly oh he was arrested and and charged with
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00:57:14,020 --> 00:57:20,340
disturbing schools and malicious injury to property so he used to spray multiple times between
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00:57:20,340 --> 00:57:27,780
August 25th and September 90 which was purchased online and designed to imitate three weeks
1102
00:57:27,780 --> 00:57:37,620
for a long time with the kids for three weeks man you're like you're just got back to school
1103
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:43,940
they just got back to school just got back but here's the problem friend what he did is he sprayed it
1104
00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:53,540
it looks like he sprayed it into the AC unit which I what caused the damage yeah I mean I
1105
00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:58,180
appreciate it going straight for it so yeah I'm happy because he damaged the school property yeah
1106
00:57:58,180 --> 00:58:04,660
55 thousand dollars worth of damage in in repairs yeah cuz they got to clean all that out yeah you
1107
00:58:04,660 --> 00:58:09,780
got to un-pupify you got to wipe it all out a lot yeah that's good smell like shit they probably they
1108
00:58:09,780 --> 00:58:15,300
product on someone dead up there yeah right it is like I guess the big guy that had now
1109
00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:24,660
so big die of the well but here's the thing and I and mr. Lewis should know this because in 2023
1110
00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:30,180
two teenage boys in a Texas high school were criminally charged after a very similar prank
1111
00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:36,100
they did a farce break prank prank they led to evacuations cancel classes
1112
00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:44,500
and sent students to the hospital with nausea and headaches legends right on cool kids and
1113
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:54,740
the legends for sure we need to find them and interview them no you can now this is like this sounds
1114
00:58:54,740 --> 00:59:00,820
like a great job for you I'll do it yeah look at my name look at my name yeah I'll find them I mean like
1115
00:59:02,820 --> 00:59:11,060
bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop yeah if you're gonna be the next little bitch he found them
1116
00:59:11,060 --> 00:59:19,460
yeah if you find them boy hey we will 100% found them all right friends so we oh I forgot to say
1117
00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:28,020
guess we have a guest coming on next week oh the park that was really not those you guys yeah
1118
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:40,100
yeah it's different guy let me find the park boys he is a guy who does a lot of things his name is Sean
1119
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:50,580
Casey and he does a lot of things including 20 bucks and 30 bucks
1120
00:59:51,540 --> 01:00:00,660
I believe if I recall for probably this $20 he is a filmmaker and all around pretty good guy
1121
01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:06,740
yeah okay no he's gonna come on next week he's got a zombie film coming up and that's why I was like oh
1122
01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:14,100
oh okay we got to get this guy on and if he's the Sean Casey that I just googled you might know him
1123
01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:23,300
Fred from his shows like tornado alley storm chasers oh I know those show stream weather this
1124
01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:33,220
brother same guy oh I bet Alan does though those things I know when I read his stuff I was like oh
1125
01:00:33,220 --> 01:00:41,860
I love this guy yeah so just be ready I don't think this is the same guy yeah but it could be
1126
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:48,980
well be me me can be next week you know it's called the same and that's important I have to
1127
01:00:48,980 --> 01:00:54,500
have you for my legs filled he was like oh zombies I'm gonna do a zombie thing by the way not this
1128
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:58,900
so Fred I want more questions one more thing I want to cover and then we'll get out of here for the
1129
01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:07,780
week I know you struggling but you were in Florida recently so let me ask you because currently a
1130
01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:14,260
Florida mom is demanding an apology from a teacher who's saying an offensive birthday song
1131
01:01:14,260 --> 01:01:24,020
to her six-year-old son oh yeah now and I and sincerely I don't know and if this is I apologize
1132
01:01:24,020 --> 01:01:28,900
for always having sung this song because I didn't know it was offensive and this is why I'm asking
1133
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:33,940
you okay so a Florida mother is the mating apology from her son's elementary school teacher
1134
01:01:34,660 --> 01:01:40,900
Our elementary school after she says the teachers approach to celebrating her son's birthday was quote of
1135
01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:50,180
Desiree Praither told us that the teachers sent her the video of the school birthday party,
1136
01:01:50,180 --> 01:01:51,620
but she didn't think it was funny.
1137
01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:56,740
So she immediately went to the school's office. The video shows the teacher singing the
1138
01:01:56,740 --> 01:02:02,020
song, the traditional birthday song to the boy, you know, have birthday to you, have birthday to you,
1139
01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:09,300
well, I have her to you, but ends it with happy birthday to you. You live in the zoo, you look
1140
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:15,380
like a monkey and you smell like one, two, which is something that I've, we've heard a million times.
1141
01:02:15,380 --> 01:02:18,180
I've heard it.
1142
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:25,620
I've heard a million times, but Praither is of African American descent as is her son,
1143
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:35,220
and she said that that to her that was an offensive way to describe her son because she took it as
1144
01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:42,180
the teacher was calling him right. And now from that perspective, I can see the offensiveness,
1145
01:02:42,180 --> 01:02:53,060
right? But my question is, like, is it put like, you know, bad because I've never
1146
01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:59,940
released that song before. Well, I mean, right. And I've never had that song saying me,
1147
01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:06,820
but obviously, I would be a fan. I mean, there's been something to me a thousand times.
1148
01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:13,940
It's been sung since the 50s, right? Just with that extra part. So, I know.
1149
01:03:13,940 --> 01:03:18,980
She's trying to get anybody, I think that's the best thing ever. It was bad judgment,
1150
01:03:19,620 --> 01:03:26,180
but I don't think the teacher. Yeah, I don't think she meant no hall, but I can see how it would be a
1151
01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:36,180
physical. Hopefully, hopefully, it was just like a dress and not, yeah, blown out of proportion.
1152
01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:43,380
She got five. So let's find out. So she said, according to the mother, my skin is boiling.
1153
01:03:43,940 --> 01:03:50,340
I don't even like racism, which is good. And to know where, and to know where we come from in our ancestors
1154
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:54,660
and for us to be labeled like that, because when they call us a monkey, they're saying, we're ugly,
1155
01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:58,580
we act like monkeys. And those are remarks. I don't like it all. Okay. I think that's fair.
1156
01:03:58,580 --> 01:04:04,100
Praethor said, the song heard her son's feelings and demanded an apology from the school.
1157
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:09,300
Immediately, immediately disciplinary action. So yes, she's probably trying to get this lady fired
1158
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:14,660
and counseling for her child. So the school district said they're they're investigating it,
1159
01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:20,340
but they haven't updated anything else. The mother has now said she would like to transfer her son
1160
01:04:20,340 --> 01:04:28,100
to another school. So I don't know, man, like I said, I read that and I was like, I don't know if that's
1161
01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:33,540
no, I see that thing that poor kid's gonna be. You got a picture of the mama. You got a picture of
1162
01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:37,220
the mama. Yes, I can pull up a picture as soon as it's ad finishes playing.
1163
01:04:38,020 --> 01:04:44,580
I don't know. Get this ready. I want to be judge me. But I'm gonna you're not gonna judge because you're
1164
01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:51,860
right. I'll be all right. Here we go. We've got minutes. You've already judged. You probably get
1165
01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:55,700
no, I'm not judging. I'm just saying. I look, the kid didn't look like he was sad.
1166
01:04:55,700 --> 01:05:02,660
Yeah, the kid in the flip that I saw. Right. The kid was like, I'm here.
1167
01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:09,860
Okay, CBS news. Miami. These are our friends from CBS news. Miami looks kind of high. This is Suzanne.
1168
01:05:09,860 --> 01:05:22,740
He's here in the music. He doesn't look sad.
1169
01:05:22,740 --> 01:05:28,820
No, there's a heavy bird. I mean, the teacher sent this to the mom.
1170
01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:32,260
The teacher sent this to the mom because they celebrated their birthday.
1171
01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:33,300
Yeah.
1172
01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:42,740
Okay, I'm not here. Actually sent her the video, but she didn't think it was funny. She says the song
1173
01:05:42,740 --> 01:05:43,700
hurt her sick.
1174
01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:59,300
The incident happened at an elementary school in Polk County,
1175
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:04,740
near Orlando. The mom says the teacher actually sent her the video, but she didn't think it was
1176
01:06:04,740 --> 01:06:11,220
funny. She says the song hurt her six-year-olds feelings. She's now demanding an apology from the school,
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01:06:11,220 --> 01:06:14,180
immediate disciplinary disciplinary action and tell us.
1178
01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:23,460
It was a birthday party that they had like for the class.
1179
01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:29,460
But they had to spend the first three years. They probably do once a month or whatever and his birthday was probably the one.
1180
01:06:29,460 --> 01:06:32,100
Yeah, they were just going to be ready. His birthday in the class.
1181
01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:37,700
Right. And the kids laughed. He didn't seem like he was very sad. And I'm sure he was shocked.
1182
01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:45,860
But it makes me wonder, I almost feel and I'm not, I don't want to take this wrong way. I feel like this
1183
01:06:45,860 --> 01:06:52,100
lady is manufacturing this. Just because I saw the video, you just saw the video too.
1184
01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:57,860
Right. You can tell I'm getting old because now I'm just told people to trouble my thing.
1185
01:06:57,860 --> 01:07:03,540
She is, she is, I think she's making it more than what it is.
1186
01:07:03,540 --> 01:07:08,340
Right. Right. I'm not saying it's bad judgment from the teacher. Right.
1187
01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:12,420
Right. Yeah. It's lonely. You know, it's a learning, you know.
1188
01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:18,260
I just didn't know. Like I didn't know if the origins of that is based in racism because Fred,
1189
01:07:18,260 --> 01:07:25,220
let's be honest, so many of you know, so many of the things that we say you hear in America are
1190
01:07:25,220 --> 01:07:33,220
based in racism. I mean, they sing it to everybody. Everybody gets saying that. So I always thought
1191
01:07:33,220 --> 01:07:39,620
it was like, okay, it's a film, but it's not offensive. But to each their own and to each,
1192
01:07:39,620 --> 01:07:42,740
you know, what's offensive to me isn't necessarily going to be offensive to you.
1193
01:07:42,740 --> 01:07:48,900
I just started thinking about family guy that did this get with a Batman or they were doing
1194
01:07:48,900 --> 01:07:54,260
jingle bells and Batman smells and Batman just kicks their kids ass. I don't smell.
1195
01:07:54,260 --> 01:08:00,980
I guess that's how this kid felt. So there you go. So Fred, I just wanted to know. Like I said,
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I am not one to judge what makes other people offended that. That's what it is. But that is where
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it comes from though. Is it? Yeah, it's still not racism. Okay, then then fuck him. She's right.
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Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's it's no because. So, okay, that's not it. I know that it really does
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still racism. See, that's what the black link click podcast is about. It's about learning.
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You know, so like now we all learn something. You know what I'm saying? And if not for this lady,
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being as I would know as she is, we wouldn't know. So cool dogs that cool dogs are a bigger
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up. I don't think I don't, you know, she's trying to like, and but if you don't do shit like this,
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they fucking sweep it under the rug. Right. They'll be like, you know, they'll all know,
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no, we ain't going to not say big deal. It meant to what we did. Or, you know, I'm saying,
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I mean, I get that because the school got to protect themselves because like, you're
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get up with one of them better calls, all dudes and like, so we shit out of right. And she's got
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it. I got to protect they still right. She got on videos. She got a case. Or she's got to be
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sure. She's got it on video because the teacher sent it to her. Sure. So that's why, you know,
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she's trying to say, well, the teachers are racist. It's like, she can't, she can't. I don't even know
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how she said the teachers racist. I think she said the song is racist, which according to
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friends research is that portion of the song is based in right, which I understand I have heard,
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you know, here in the South people say, hey, you know, they do have the correlation between
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people of color and monkeys, which is, they say, they are not fans of that.
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They say the exact lyrics don't have like an origin, but it's a playground parody of the
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Haven Burp Day song. And it's probably stemmed from like, his story is back, you know,
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kids back in the days thing I have in Burp Day to the little, you know, black kids or whatever,
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y'all I'm saying it changed it up to do some shit like that. So like, yeah,
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see we have sung it to put it white, 18, 19 centuries, yeah, I'm saying. Right. So there you go.
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Yeah, it makes sense that they would be, you know, because that's what, unfortunately,
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that's what they used to call the American baby. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it actually,
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you know, for all we know, it may be from Europe. I mean, Europe is just as bad as we are when
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it comes to racism, you know, they act like Europe is the, it is. It's not, it's not, we're going to lose it.
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It's not from Europe. It's definitely not from London. No, no, no, no, no, not from me, Brussels. We have a lot of us.
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And Fred, like I was saying, speaking of racism, yeah. Fred, next week in Sean, Sean Katsy,
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all the show, who are in science fiction novelist. There's never been a podcast before. So this
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could go either way, but he is a horror novelist. And he said Halloween is just around the corner.
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So he's coming from, it's coming from Fred. Well, he just wrote a book about a zombie apocalypse,
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which we're going to dig into next week. So you can't hear the crickets. We can hear you.
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The crickets came out. Right. That's the laugh. That's the audience for Alan. That's our studio.
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When we started talking about racist songs, they were like, "Err, crickets time."
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, we have crickets are cute to go home.
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And they are loud as fuck in Fred's house. Next week, Fred's going to get some bucks spray before
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the show. That's the fuck up, Jimmy. They're probably singing on "Pracist Song 2."
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There you go, ladies and gentlemen. We'll be back next week with a brand new episode. We're so glad
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we're back. We're so glad, friends, back. I'm taking a three-week vacation starting tonight. Fuck it.
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I'm going to travel the world. Now I don't know if that's a cricket, Alan Blader. If that's a
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cricket that's literally sitting on your right. Right, that's literally. Either way, we'll see you next week.
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Have a great week. See you next time. See you next time.
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We are very happy. We are very good friends. Good times. Sharing a special moment.
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That's it, man. Game over, man. That's game over.
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Just hang loose blood. You're going to catch up on a rebar on the meds.
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Oh, what a day. Come home, buddy.
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Well, thanks all, folks. I still love you, stuffy.
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Baby.
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Now worry nobody's listening anyway. As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
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Surely you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me sure.
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(music fades out)