This week, on a naughty new episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred talks about his hate of nature and animals, especially adorable ones. Then, we're finally visited by an old friend, the Elf on the Shelf. He's here to give parents the best posing advice for him this year. Then, we're running through Rotten Tomatoes top 100 Christmas Movie List, and guess what? It's not great. We also have other stuff, I guess. Just listen and find out. Hugs!
This week, on a naughty new episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred talks about his hate of nature and animals, especially adorable ones. Then, we're finally visited by an old friend, the Elf on the Shelf. He's here to give parents the best posing advice for him this year. Then, we're running through Rotten Tomatoes top 100 Christmas Movie List, and guess what? It's not great. We also have other stuff, I guess. Just listen and find out. Hugs!
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This is Bert Reynolds.
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I am a speaker of truth.
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I like to know that things that are going on are transparent and that secrets should
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be uncovered.
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It has come to my attention that the Fredstein files have not been released, and that
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Freddy is lobbying for it not to be released.
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We need to know who is in those files.
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We need to know what's in those files.
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Secrets don't help.
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We need to release the Fredstein files.
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#ReleaseTheFredStineFiles
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Pass in your seat belt.
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It's going to be a bumpy night.
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Alive, it's alive, it's alive.
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus's lane.
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Vic's in a blitzin' on his reindeer pulling all the rain.
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Welcome, welcome.
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I got to go tell me in charge.
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Oh, 100 million.
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He's in the new Moriah Carey.
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Maybe that's what he should be named.
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Maybe he should be named with that in "Seven Helps."
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All right.
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Just a new Moriah Carey.
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A little different.
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Spend them with the white.
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I'm Spend them with the white earring.
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Welcome, welcome, one and all.
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So the one and only, two hundred and seventyth edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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We're proudly broadcasting from the Glayl H.O.L.
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Glay, like a glacier.
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Yeah.
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I was trying to make it Christmas themed to help me with that.
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We'll work on it for next week.
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We only have one more episode to Christmas is over in the day.
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So you said "gay sure."
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It would have been "gay" next up.
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Merry holiday.
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We all know that.
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I don't know.
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No, it's a place you'll E.C. Studios.
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The Rock with Holly.
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We're taking "gay back" from the "gay"s.
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I'm too hard to get.
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Yeah, the "gay" back on the "gay"s.
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It's gonna go great.
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It's a great plan.
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We want our "gay's and marries back."
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I don't think he used to be so gay and married.
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Do they fuck around with the words?
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Well, I guess you have a spree.
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That was the original one, man.
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That's why I'm mad.
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That's why I'm mad now because I can't be gay and married.
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You can't be gay and married.
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Yeah, that's me gay and married.
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Oh, man.
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Look at you.
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You're looking at all gay today.
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Haha.
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That's not anymore.
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Thanks for the interview.
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Thanks for the interview.
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We're the Flintstones.
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We've had a gay old time.
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We're the gay old time.
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A prep list, though.
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That had a "gay" filter.
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Look at that, man.
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You can still have a gay old time.
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You can't.
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You can't.
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You can't.
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You can't.
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But the butt hole is gonna hurt.
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Well, that's the problem.
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That's a matter of preference, man.
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I'd be like, if you're in that situation,
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you can make it hard.
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You don't have to say--
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Oh, it's gonna be--
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It's gonna taste like you've been eating peanuts all night.
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It's like you can't tickle your mouth.
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I don't know where--
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[GIGGLING]
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You used to be able to catch us any time on your--
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[INAUDIBLE]
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--your head and get your head--
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--with the little bokeh die.
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And I was there for the first time.
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I was there for the first time.
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I was there for the first time.
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I was there for the first time.
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And now it's friend.
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Hey, it's me.
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And I've been here to introduce the Allen O2B.
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Let's go.
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Hey.
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[CHEERING]
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It's me.
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It's me.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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Of course, it's the Christmas season.
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It is Christmas, man.
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And because it's Christmas, we're thinking one of the most
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iconic Christmas songs, friend, is "Bold Asacrismas."
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Right?
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And so I was--
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I pondered it--
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or I posited it to the show, posited--
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--means ask the question--
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posited it to you.
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Pondered.
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And that was--
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How you guys--
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--have what's your favorite day of the 12 Days of Christmas?
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And of course, mine is five golden rings.
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Everybody loves five golden rings, man.
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The best one.
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Yeah, right.
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Allen said something about a partnership and a pair of tree.
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And, friend, you said your favorite was eight geese
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of laying.
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Is that how many geese-- I don't even know.
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I think it's 12 geese laying.
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No, it's 12--
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Yeah, they're 12.
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I love it.
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It's 11 Lord the Leapon.
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I'll see.
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I have 12 geese laying.
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It is six geese laying.
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Six geese laying, see, I told you.
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Geese laying seven twats of swimming.
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Six miles, six miles, 12.
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You got to find out a lot more.
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It's to get geese laying.
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Get laying eggs.
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No, friend, you told me you had a reason that you love geese so much.
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Speaking of geese, I do not.
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I told you I wanted to speak about geese.
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I do not have a reason.
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So this was a eight--
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This is--
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I hate geese.
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The enemies of the show?
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I'm putting it up foot bait.
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I'd like to hear the story, where--
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Let me ask you the argument.
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So my first question is going to be, explain to the people,
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and Alan, you share this experience.
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You guys interact with geese on probably
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a more regular basis than the average person.
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Yeah, because you work outside and you're around.
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We in those drinks--
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We in those drinks.
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Yeah, we have the drinks with the geese.
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What?
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Teri, Teri.
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Teri showed up.
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Teri's like, friends, we're going to have a geese?
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You heard somebody say, "Gay."
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You can't say--
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You guys say, "You can't."
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I'm a geese.
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Somebody's been married.
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I heard you guys wanted to be married.
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I'm here for the marry, man.
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Hey, Teri.
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How are you doing, man?
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You know, in my favorite 12 days of Christmas is--
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What's this, Teri?
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I have lords of leaping.
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I've been five golden cockarings.
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I already have those.
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Aliens are allergic to gold.
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Oh, that's right.
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I'm going to go abduct myself.
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See, yeah.
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I'm abducted myself.
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So, man, you and your geese buddies
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are long story history.
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Malphite.
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I had a geese.
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I do have long story history with geese, because I've worked in a lot of places that geese
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like to congregate.
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You know what I mean?
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Either this place had a body.
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Water on it.
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Or it had like water.
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Big patches of grass where they could just go bugging and shit all over the fucking place.
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Use it up.
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Niggusy Lucy, just this week, just this past week, I had an incident with a goose.
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Malphite, it was a whole family of them.
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Oh, shit.
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It kind of pissed me off, because I'm going down the road.
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And that's a little side street, so I'm not going real fast.
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And I can see a car.
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It's two lane road.
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Call on the other side, come to opposite direction.
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He stopped because of family of geese crossing the road.
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Nice thing to do.
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And that's fine with me.
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I'm saying, you know, it's about eight nine of them, you know, half on one side on one
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side of the street, half on the middle and the rest are like on the other side of the
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street.
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So I, you know, I'm coming and I can see the dude that stopped for me.
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So I'm like, OK, I'm going to slow down and let them, you know, pass.
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No, they decide to get in the road and then get confused on what they want to do.
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Now, I got things to do today because like my job is to get in the way.
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I'm not in the rush, but I'm in the time, Chris.
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I ain't got time for this bullshit.
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So, you know, I slow down, but I don't come to a complete stop.
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And one of them is right there in front of my car.
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And I'm going, you know, I'm going listening to my now, but like, I heard a little, you know,
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me.
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I can't go.
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They're going to call and say it was me.
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That's what always happens.
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So you want to geese in the head?
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I don't know what I did to it.
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I'm going to hit a pothole.
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I don't know.
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All I heard was you know, saying.
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So, I just kept on going through it.
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But like I said, I have a long story history with these animals because like I worked
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at other places and you know, they people think you and they're nice.
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Well, they're adorable, you know, when you're not based on them, they are very nice to
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the eye looking creatures.
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Right.
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They're like bad birds.
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Birds are pretty, you know, they're birds and they fly in little V patterns.
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Right.
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If it was, you know, what did you say they weren't?
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Like a badger.
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Yeah.
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You would have run, you wouldn't even put on the brakes for family and man.
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No, no, no, for a possible, no.
265
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I'm bad.
266
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Yeah, you could go get it.
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Friends like another one bites a dust.
268
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Thanks a great possible.
269
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A great possible.
270
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So you made a geese family.
271
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The one goose you killed or a family.
272
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I can't kill you.
273
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You made a geese family orphans around Christmas.
274
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Did you drive through and did you look at the road?
275
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Did you see if the geese was moving?
276
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I'm on the mission, man.
277
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Oh, man.
278
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I'm going to take Santa and tell him what you did.
279
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I was not going fast enough to kill that.
280
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And what do you think you did to the creature?
281
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That's dim out the way a little bit.
282
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Yeah.
283
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,240
Okay.
284
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,240
So we'll hold on.
285
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I'll entertain it.
286
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So here's what I'll entertain it.
287
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Right.
288
00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,240
Because on the way to my kids school, everything.
289
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Okay.
290
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,240
Here we go.
291
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There are two turkeys that live on the road that leads to their
292
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school.
293
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Yeah.
294
00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,320
And they're there all every day.
295
00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,920
Somewhere on that road, they're there.
296
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Right.
297
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And they do not give a fly.
298
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:36,920
They don't care.
299
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:37,920
But they don't.
300
00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,760
Somebody comes out of hard.
301
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,760
No.
302
00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,440
They are not scared.
303
00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,360
And so people, because you know, okay, it's a school.
304
00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,840
There's a bunch of people who are like, oh, I care about the environment.
305
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,840
Yeah.
306
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Education is important.
307
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Whatever.
308
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,200
They will stop for the geese.
309
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And then for the turkeys, I'm sorry for the turkeys.
310
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And then it's just two turkeys.
311
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,320
Right.
312
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:08,040
And then sometimes one of them will get out of their car on the roadway and try to shoe
313
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the turkeys away.
314
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,360
Oh, man.
315
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,840
And I have considered it.
316
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,920
I'm never going to do it because I'm not that kind of guy.
317
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:19,840
But I'm told Jack just the other day was because the geese were out and they were like,
318
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,960
the lady was stopped and then they got close to my car.
319
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,920
And so I started, because when I get close to them, I just lay on the horn.
320
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Yeah.
321
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:27,920
They don't care about it.
322
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:28,920
They don't care about it.
323
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They'll be like, and then I'll be like, yeah.
324
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:35,800
And they'll run off.
325
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:36,800
But it works.
326
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:42,180
And all like, and I'll, you know, again, I won't stop, but I'm not, but I'm like inching
327
00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:43,180
forward.
328
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,960
I'm watching the turkey because they're higher than geese.
329
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,000
You know, they got more lay in clearance.
330
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So they can't fly.
331
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000
They don't have to fly.
332
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000
I'm going to say that the turkey can just.
333
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000
Right.
334
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000
Yeah.
335
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,880
I really thought turkey, you're not the way.
336
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I think in some days, it's on the way, some days on the way home, but I had a huge man at
337
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,480
it just put two in the head and let's go.
338
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,480
I don't know.
339
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,280
Your heads are tiny.
340
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:14,920
So I got a long story in history with these geese.
341
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,880
I worked at a place where like they just ran free.
342
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,080
I mean, it was run by geese.
343
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,720
It was, it was the least like 60 of them.
344
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,920
Like I mean, stop killing a geese.
345
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,920
That was it.
346
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,680
And it was just everywhere and they were shit everywhere.
347
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:34,640
Like they were shit right on the walkway and you got it like does the land.
348
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:43,200
My so much that I came up with a name for the, the shit and you have to say it like this.
349
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,200
I call it the gusthukey.
350
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,160
You know what I'm saying?
351
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:50,400
It's just, oh, I talked to gusthukey.
352
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,640
You know what I'm saying?
353
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:59,640
You know, co-workers are like, no, like it's the gusthukey.
354
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,200
Watch out, watch out, it's the gusthukey.
355
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,480
You know that shit, it's everywhere.
356
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,480
It's green.
357
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,920
Yeah, it's green and white and it's super super aggressive.
358
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,240
It's so nasty, man.
359
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,560
I had to wash my car day.
360
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,560
I fucking hate them.
361
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,560
I hate them.
362
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,560
I hate geese, man.
363
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,560
And they're aggressive.
364
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,560
Get it.
365
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,560
All right.
366
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,560
So.
367
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,560
Oh my.
368
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:25,640
You know, I, yeah, I am anti-gus.
369
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:30,160
I say, I think, I thought the borders was closed.
370
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,880
There's ice, where's the guys?
371
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,880
Yeah.
372
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,880
Goose ice.
373
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:39,280
But all these species are important.
374
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,280
I'm saying the damn geese, man.
375
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,120
I hear you're trying to catch mosquitoes, the shit.
376
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,120
Yeah, the portems.
377
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,120
Still, I, still, all our ballerjacks.
378
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,120
And take your brand blood.
379
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:52,440
You think you're gonna kill it all the jobs for the people?
380
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:56,760
Yeah, the Canadian geese are taking the duck jobs.
381
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:57,760
Yeah.
382
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,760
Yeah.
383
00:13:58,760 --> 00:13:59,760
They're taking the ducks.
384
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:03,560
The brown swan population of America.
385
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,840
They can't handle it.
386
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,920
They gave me a 46 million.
387
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,560
Oh, the black swan.
388
00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:13,400
The black swans, no, we don't like the black swans.
389
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,680
They don't like it.
390
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,680
They don't like it.
391
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,680
They don't like the black swans.
392
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:21,080
They don't go to work.
393
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:22,080
Terrible.
394
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,840
Well, for now.
395
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,040
Yeah, no, I'm not gonna say anything.
396
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,160
Yeah, I nominate.
397
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,120
I agree with you.
398
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,120
Enemy.
399
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,040
Yeah, fuck the geese.
400
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:30,880
Yeah.
401
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,880
All geese.
402
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,880
All geese.
403
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,880
Yeah.
404
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:34,880
Are they good geese and bad geese?
405
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:35,880
Yeah, they're better.
406
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:36,880
Good goose.
407
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,880
Never met a good goose.
408
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,880
Oh, the good goose is a dead goose.
409
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,880
One that's on the plate.
410
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,880
You could eat a goose, right?
411
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,880
Yeah, the Christmas goose.
412
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,880
I got a boy on the goose, man.
413
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:46,880
That's what you should have.
414
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,880
Christmas goose.
415
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,880
Christmas goose.
416
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,880
You should go get some goose.
417
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,880
I will go get the one that I hit with the car.
418
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:53,880
Revenge.
419
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:58,760
I'll let you look at it right now.
420
00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
421
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:04,080
Yeah, the kids are like, in the present, I don't understand why they were confused.
422
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,880
I only hit one of them with my car.
423
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:07,880
Whatever.
424
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:08,880
I'll use them.
425
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:09,880
A little baby.
426
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,720
A little baby goose was like, like, no.
427
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,720
No.
428
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:14,720
No.
429
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,720
It's inside.
430
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,720
This is my baseball.
431
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:23,200
Me and Fred drive the same trucks, the same looking trucks.
432
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,720
And there's one number of difference between this truck and my truck.
433
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,720
No.
434
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,720
But every time Fred does something wrong, I get the emails.
435
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,720
Because he thinks it's me.
436
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:37,520
Like, dude, I don't even work in his area.
437
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,520
Makes sense.
438
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,520
Send you up, dude.
439
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,520
That's why he helped you.
440
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,120
I was like, well, maybe I can do that.
441
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,120
There'd been a couple of people.
442
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,120
Fred's like, that's all my numbers this.
443
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,120
Yeah.
444
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,120
Because what's going to get that?
445
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,120
My name is Alan.
446
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,120
I hit a goose.
447
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,120
Yeah.
448
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,120
He did something.
449
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,120
And I was like, maybe I did.
450
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,120
It sounds like something.
451
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,120
Yeah.
452
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,120
I'm right here.
453
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,120
I don't know.
454
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,120
One day.
455
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,120
We know.
456
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,120
Well, Fred.
457
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,120
Yeah.
458
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,120
So from, yeah.
459
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:10,120
So in new enemies show, one of these days, we're going to, we're going to get a list of all
460
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:16,240
of our enemies of the show and all of our, like, blackling collective, all the
461
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,240
famous.
462
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,240
Yeah.
463
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240
And we will put it on our website.
464
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,240
Remind me to do that.
465
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,240
One day.
466
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,240
So one day, one day.
467
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,240
Does remind me someday, not today?
468
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,240
Definitely not today.
469
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,240
Definitely not today.
470
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,240
I won't listen to this again.
471
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,240
So.
472
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,240
No.
473
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,240
Never.
474
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:35,720
Well, Fred, any who on to bread or brighter things.
475
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:42,720
Let's say that less animal, more annual.
476
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,720
That's right, Fred.
477
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,720
Game stop awards are happening.
478
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,720
We just happened.
479
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,720
Or are happening.
480
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,720
What is that?
481
00:16:49,720 --> 00:17:00,720
So I was wondering the same thing, my good, and so I took a, I took a gander into it.
482
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,720
I kind of.
483
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,720
Yeah.
484
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,720
Yeah.
485
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,720
Yeah.
486
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,720
Yeah.
487
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:08,720
Yeah.
488
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,720
Yeah.
489
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,720
Yeah.
490
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:15,720
So, uh, matter of fact, it happened tonight, the day of our taping.
491
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,720
So, uh, right.
492
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,720
And it was as it happened.
493
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:19,720
Yeah.
494
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,720
We could win on the.
495
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,720
It was only, uh, 45 minutes.
496
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,720
Is it over?
497
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,720
Yeah.
498
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:28,720
It's over.
499
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,720
Did we win?
500
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,720
No.
501
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,720
Yeah.
502
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,720
I'm kind of ticked off that we didn't even get nominated for it.
503
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,720
Yeah.
504
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,720
Again.
505
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:36,720
Yeah.
506
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,720
We didn't.
507
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,720
So what did we, what?
508
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,720
No.
509
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,720
What is that?
510
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,720
It was hosted by this guy Steve Wozniak.
511
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,720
Is that a joke?
512
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,720
Cause that, that name sounds real familiar.
513
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,720
He was the apple guy, right?
514
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:48,720
Yeah.
515
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,720
He's the founder of Apple.
516
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,720
Yeah.
517
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,720
Okay.
518
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,720
So evidently it wasn't him.
519
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,720
But the guy said his name was.
520
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,720
I've been named.
521
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,720
Yeah.
522
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:03,720
He was like, this is, I've only stepped into a game stop twice.
523
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,720
And this is one of those times.
524
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:10,720
So it was just like pretty much like game stop making fun of itself.
525
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:18,720
Uh, they did do like, they had some YouTubers who did some presentations for some, some kind of awards.
526
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,720
Like the best comeback of the year award.
527
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,720
Okay.
528
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,720
It was a fortnight fortnight one that.
529
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,720
Uh, okay.
530
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,720
So it was about games then.
531
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,720
It was about games.
532
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,720
Yes.
533
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,720
Uh, best scary video game.
534
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:37,720
I think it was some game called Skinwalker or Skin Freak.
535
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,720
Yeah.
536
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,720
Skinfreak.
537
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,720
Yeah.
538
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,720
And then like, they were, you know, they would put little jokes in.
539
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:50,720
The guy was like, all the winners tonight can trade their, uh, their trophies in for 1995,
540
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,720
so accredited or $7.
541
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,720
Yeah.
542
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:58,720
I was saying, so like, it was pretty, but it's just like game stop making fun of themselves.
543
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,720
And, uh, which I thought was really cool.
544
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:05,720
Um, they also did the commercials.
545
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:11,720
They already dropped these commercials before for their, uh, push, new push to start arcade,
546
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,720
which is their power packs.
547
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,720
I think we talked about this a little bit before we definitely didn't talk about us.
548
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,720
We were talking about the power packs.
549
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,720
So, uh, are you one of the blockazs?
550
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,720
Yeah.
551
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:27,720
We talked about, we totally talked about this for like an hour, like we did not.
552
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,720
Yeah.
553
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:32,720
Well, we did, we talked about this for 40 minutes before this show.
554
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,720
I can't.
555
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,720
I thought we touched on it.
556
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,720
Okay.
557
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:37,720
So what is a power pack?
558
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:43,720
So the power packs, you know how, you know, you can go store by packet cards, and rip them.
559
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,720
And then you get what you get.
560
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,720
Well, game stop is doing it digitally.
561
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,720
So what they're doing, there's four levels.
562
00:19:50,720 --> 00:20:01,720
There's 25, 50, 100, no, 25, 100, a thousand and then 25, 100 are the levels.
563
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:11,720
So you pay $2,500, you get a pack, you rip it inside is a graded PSA card, far as like whatever,
564
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:16,720
you know, different categories to poke my baseball football basketball.
565
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,720
And it's already graded.
566
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:21,720
It's already, um, it's already like, it is virtual.
567
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,720
It is virtual, but you don't want it.
568
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,720
You can have them ship it to you for fee.
569
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,720
Okay.
570
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,720
Oh, so it is physical card.
571
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,720
It's a physical card.
572
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,720
It's a physical card.
573
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,720
You just buy it.
574
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:38,520
You can, yeah, you can buy, you can have a snip to you.
575
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,720
They can store it in their vault or you can sell it back to them.
576
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:51,720
So if you pay $2,500 and you pull a $50,000 card that they're willing to buy back from you for $3,900
577
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:57,720
or, you know, uh, 30,000, or the highest card that I see on here in Pokemon cards anyway, right?
578
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,720
Is at the $2,500 price point.
579
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,720
Right.
580
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:09,720
And the highest one I see right now is a Lugio Hollow 2003 Pokemon Aquapolis, aquapolis, aquapolis,
581
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:13,720
I meant 10 estimated value at anybody want to guess.
582
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,720
Seven thousand.
583
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,720
What?
584
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,720
Yeah, the highest level.
585
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,720
13,000.
586
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,720
34,956.
587
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:24,720
That's what they call a chase card.
588
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,720
Right.
589
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,720
So here's what people are going in there trying to pull.
590
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,720
Yeah, I'm saying there's.
591
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,720
Right.
592
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:36,720
So the average value of a $2,500 poll is $2,500.
593
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,720
However, here's how it's lit up.
594
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:47,720
So your card value is going to be between one point or one, $1,250 and 1,875, 40% of the time.
595
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,720
Okay.
596
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:58,720
Between one point or 100, 100, 100, oh my God, 875, 1,875, oh my God.
597
00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,720
And $2,500.
598
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:05,720
It's the way they have is 1.2K to 1.875K.
599
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,720
It's stupid.
600
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,720
Yeah.
601
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:13,720
So 1,875, $2,500, 30% chance.
602
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,720
Oh, good.
603
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,720
So 70% chance.
604
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,720
Oh, good.
605
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:21,720
Well, the 7 to give a 70% chance of not breaking even.
606
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:22,720
Right.
607
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:29,720
And you also, it doesn't, it doesn't really matter though, because like the card that you do pull
608
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,720
could go up in value.
609
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:32,720
Sure.
610
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,720
It's already graded.
611
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:39,720
And then you can see inside of a, you know, case, you know, the card can't get damaged.
612
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,720
Right, right.
613
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:41,720
It's one of the 10 to 10.
614
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,720
Yeah.
615
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,720
Once it's a 10 to 10.
616
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,720
So like, and don't ship it.
617
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,720
Just keep it in the vault.
618
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,720
Right.
619
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,720
Right.
620
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,720
You can sell it later from vault.
621
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,720
I would want it.
622
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,720
Yeah.
623
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,720
I'm going in my hands.
624
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,720
Because I'm like, I just spent $2,500.
625
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:55,720
This belongs.
626
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,720
I will touch the scar.
627
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:57,720
Yeah.
628
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:04,720
For $2,500 to $5,000 is a 25% chance.
629
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:05,720
Okay.
630
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,720
So $5,000 to $10,000 is a 3.1% chance.
631
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,720
$10,000 to $20,000 is a 1% chance.
632
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:17,720
Or 1.6% chance and $20,000 above is a 0.1% chance.
633
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,720
And I'm telling you, these things are going like hotcakes.
634
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,720
Like people are out there buying.
635
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:28,720
They just had to restart the $2,500.
636
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,720
People are just going crazy trying to, you know.
637
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,720
But that's what people do, man.
638
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,720
Like, festival cards, man.
639
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,720
You know, they put them in the vending machines and people
640
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,720
sit outside the vending machine, wait for the dude to stock it up.
641
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,720
Right.
642
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,720
And like, just buy everything out the machine.
643
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,720
Yeah, I'm saying.
644
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,720
Yeah.
645
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,720
That's the, just their lottery.
646
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,720
Yeah, it's their lottery.
647
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,720
But, yeah, it's gameifying collecting.
648
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,720
And that's one game of the whole thing.
649
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,720
And most of those guys who sit out there, those collectors and whatever,
650
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,720
they don't even open the packs.
651
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,720
They resell them.
652
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,720
Right.
653
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,720
Yeah, they're holding.
654
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,720
Yeah.
655
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,720
Because they know they're worth the potential value of that.
656
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,720
Yeah, on the open, they're worth the actual value.
657
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,720
Right.
658
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:10,720
Yep.
659
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,720
So it's crazy to me, man.
660
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,720
Well, yeah, this is cool.
661
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,720
I'm looking at now.
662
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,720
I'm going to go ahead and buy.
663
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,720
I mean, that's one card.
664
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,720
I was doing it.
665
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:19,720
Yeah, man.
666
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,720
And then I'm like, oh, my credit card didn't go through.
667
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,720
I don't know.
668
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,720
Oh, yeah.
669
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,720
Alan, can I borrow the show card?
670
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:26,720
Really?
671
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,720
This one's corporate credit card.
672
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,720
I go in a Marvin Harrison Jr.
673
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,720
2024 Panini, absolute kaboom.
674
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,720
It's worth $13,285.
675
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:39,720
And then like, random cards to me.
676
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,720
And like, you know, I'm still in the game.
677
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,720
Yeah, I'm saying I still got to get it right.
678
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,720
Right.
679
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,720
We should be able to get it right.
680
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:56,720
I was just saying, you know, I think it's just a little bit more.
681
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:06,720
Like I was saying, I was saying, I'm not going to get it right.
682
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,720
I was saying, I'm not going to get it right.
683
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720
I'm not going to get it right.
684
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,720
I'm not going to get it right.
685
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,720
I'm not going to get it right.
686
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,720
I'm not going to get it right.
687
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:13,720
I'm not going to get it right.
688
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,720
I'm not going to get it right.
689
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,720
I'm not going to get it right.
690
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,720
I was like, the fuck?
691
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,720
That's the game.
692
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,720
That's the game man.
693
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,720
That's the game man.
694
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,720
That's the game man.
695
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,720
It was sitting with like, I don't know, like, $20 billion.
696
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:28,720
I was, you know what I mean?
697
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,720
And they, they, the stock just will that.
698
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,720
You know what I mean?
699
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,720
I'll start with, I mean, in some point it reaches kind of it's like peak right?
700
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,720
Like, I mean, there's got to be a certain point where you're like, yeah, it's probably not going to go on.
701
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,720
But they don't want to start to go up because they wanted them to keep investing.
702
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:43,720
Yeah, right.
703
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,720
It's all the, it's all, it's all the short sellers.
704
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,720
It's still right.
705
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,720
Even see all that's all the young loop.
706
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:58,720
Against like five years ago, they better get this company tried to bank ripped it.
707
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:04,720
And they came out the other side like, you know, I'm saying like clean.
708
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:08,720
But you know, those people still have those positions open.
709
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,720
Right.
710
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:10,720
And this is the same thing.
711
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:17,720
Like, like I said, when we do these little stock analysis, y'all saying, but like I said, this is not don't take.
712
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,720
Not that podcast.
713
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,720
We've done this like my words.
714
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:21,720
I'm down.
715
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,720
So don't take my words.
716
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,720
But it's used to be down in the short term.
717
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,720
Yeah.
718
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,720
Yeah.
719
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,720
Well, it's not short.
720
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,720
Five.
721
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,720
Yeah.
722
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,720
It's not worth the price.
723
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,720
You buy.
724
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,720
But.
725
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,720
Makes my friends.
726
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,720
But they're made by the fed.
727
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,720
They're like, what?
728
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,720
They're like the main.
729
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,720
They're like, what?
730
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,720
They're big.
731
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,720
They're big.
732
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,720
They dropped.
733
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,720
They did a quarter percent again.
734
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,720
They quarter percent.
735
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,720
Make that money free for all these rich people.
736
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,720
Yeah, man.
737
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,720
They turned the print them back on.
738
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,720
Oh, well, you know what, Fred?
739
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:53,720
It's okay.
740
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,720
It's Christmas time.
741
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,720
But where?
742
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,720
Yep.
743
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,720
100%.
744
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,720
No doubt about it.
745
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,720
No doubt about it.
746
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,720
Oh, great.
747
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,720
And did anybody get out of jail too?
748
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,720
Oh, the little.
749
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,720
All else regulars.
750
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,720
The loose stock.
751
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:10,720
This loose stock is going out.
752
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,720
Yeah.
753
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,720
And as your chance, get in while you.
754
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,720
This is Fred's.
755
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,720
Who's that guy who just stocked?
756
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,720
Chits.
757
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,720
Yeah.
758
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,720
The guy who's like, so my hold.
759
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,720
My whole.
760
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,720
Oh, uh,
761
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,720
a creamer.
762
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,720
Creamer.
763
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,720
Yeah.
764
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,720
Yeah.
765
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,720
Whatever creamer says, do the opposite.
766
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,720
Inverse.
767
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,720
Inverse.
768
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,720
Reverse.
769
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,720
Reverse.
770
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,720
Yeah.
771
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,720
Brought to you by bang butts.
772
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,720
Bang butts.
773
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,720
We have the reverse creamer.
774
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,720
You know what?
775
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,720
What's happening to right now?
776
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:45,720
Well, I guys have Fred, you know, when the, when the world.
777
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,720
He's giving you trouble where don't move.
778
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,720
You got no place to.
779
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,720
You can always come.
780
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,720
Right now.
781
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,720
Right.
782
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,720
So.
783
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,720
Man is born.
784
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,720
He's a man of faith.
785
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,720
That alone.
786
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,720
Come to.
787
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:10,720
There's a lot of them too.
788
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,720
It's not the word.
789
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,720
There's the live.
790
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,720
Sorry.
791
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,720
Yeah, to get that.
792
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,720
There's the live recording that we promised you last week.
793
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,720
We didn't.
794
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,720
We thought it was gonna be a Christmas song.
795
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:24,720
It was.
796
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,720
That's okay.
797
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,720
So.
798
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:27,720
I figured out.
799
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,720
Man, I couldn't figure out how to do that thing.
800
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,420
was go to a studio and spend hours there.
801
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,580
And hours that's right, the studio recording,
802
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,540
I couldn't do it.
803
00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:37,320
It was, I couldn't do it.
804
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,440
Literally last time all you did was take your phone
805
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,400
and put it up to the microphone and sing along.
806
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,580
And sing along with it.
807
00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:43,920
That's exactly what you did.
808
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,440
That is exactly what you did.
809
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,940
That's what gave it its authentic feel.
810
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:49,920
- "Tay on," okay.
811
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,220
- So, we don't care.
812
00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:53,760
The show is the people care.
813
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,560
- The people care.
814
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,920
- A lot of email's about it.
815
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,140
- Yeah, that's a lot of people.
816
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:59,160
- A lot of emails about Wednesday's album coming out,
817
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,520
Chris was right around the corner.
818
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,360
- Yep.
819
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,200
- And I said, "You know what,
820
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,360
"we'll get it to you by a few years,
821
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,520
"up next year, 2027."
822
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,520
- 2027.
823
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,520
- Christmas.
824
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,680
- 2027.
825
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,520
- We hope, we hope.
826
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,280
(laughing)
827
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,600
I told you, it's gonna come out in the fall.
828
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,520
So Fred, anyway,
829
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,520
Christmas is here.
830
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:21,120
One of the things that I have yet to instill in my kids,
831
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,960
and I'm sure you, I think you may have done this already,
832
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,960
is the old Elf on the shelf.
833
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:27,800
- Old Elf.
834
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,440
- He's hitting me up on the shelf, Fred.
835
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,600
I know you did it, it was.
836
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,600
- Yep.
837
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,000
- We lost our Elf, so like.
838
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,160
- No, it's over.
839
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,720
- The kids were in the action where he's at,
840
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,360
and I was like, "Y'all been so bad."
841
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,200
- Yeah, I ain't gonna make that hell though.
842
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,440
(laughing)
843
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,800
- I killed the Elf.
844
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:47,200
- Like Satan killed himself.
845
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,400
(laughing)
846
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,600
- Elf committed suicide.
847
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,760
- You found your plan in the bathroom.
848
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,280
- But I don't do one.
849
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,880
- But it's our run.
850
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,480
- That was day one of Elf on the shelf,
851
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,480
that was December.
852
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,320
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
853
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,400
- Is it all the members?
854
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,480
- Yeah, it was two Christmas day, man.
855
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,000
Two Christmas day.
856
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,720
- So you gotta get creative, right?
857
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,440
So if you were doing this,
858
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,640
'cause your kids are gonna remember like,
859
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,280
"Oh, we remember last year when the Elf on the shelf
860
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,160
was unrolled all the toilet paper."
861
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,000
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
862
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,600
- Like you gotta switch it up, right?
863
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,600
- Mm-hmm.
864
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,200
- Well, Fred, we were trying to find an expert
865
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,800
on all things Elf on the shelf.
866
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,120
Because, you know, I mean, this is important.
867
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,640
We're trying to help the people out.
868
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,640
So we're trying to solve some alternate ideas.
869
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,840
So we reached out to our, we used our people
870
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,160
and we reached out to the other people.
871
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,120
- Mm-hmm.
872
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,280
- And then the other people said,
873
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,200
"Hey, don't you remember last year
874
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,240
when you had the Elf on the shelf on the show?"
875
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,080
- Yeah.
876
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:49,000
- And I said, "Bagley."
877
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,200
- Somebody asked for them back?
878
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,640
- That might have been two years ago.
879
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,680
But, what I understand, Fred,
880
00:30:55,680 --> 00:31:00,280
Elf on the shelf is gonna make guest appearance on our show.
881
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,600
- Oh.
882
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,080
- At any point from what I started introducing him
883
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,640
to right now, he could have showed up.
884
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,320
(laughs)
885
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,080
And he's still not here yet.
886
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,520
- Well, where the hell won, is?
887
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,800
- Hey guys, have a carry on that.
888
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,960
- Oh.
889
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,600
- I was on the back, you know, because
890
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,800
it's been a long day and I'm almost kind of hungry, so
891
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,880
I'm the way here at my house to church
892
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,840
and they had some like fruit bowls outside.
893
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,000
So when I had to get me a fruit bowl
894
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,120
and put one inside my jacket
895
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,240
and I was walking and saw some people
896
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,240
and I was like, "Hey guys, you guys want some fruit?"
897
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,480
And they were like, "Yeah, we want some fruit."
898
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,160
And he was like, "No, fuck you!"
899
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,360
And I just, (laughs)
900
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,520
and then I brought the road and when I crossed the road,
901
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,520
I was seeing this white truck coming by
902
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,480
and there was some like yeast.
903
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,560
There was these yeast ones in there, right?
904
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,080
- You saw, I didn't know of other gel.
905
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,600
- And I couldn't believe it, the one guy,
906
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,120
he stopped and then the next guy,
907
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,600
and this white truck, he had a Christmas hat hat
908
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,600
and he'd like, and he'd brought up the one of them
909
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,600
and then the poor guy started rolling and he'd go, "Whoa!"
910
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,440
(laughs)
911
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,920
- He'd go, "Whoa, I couldn't believe it!"
912
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,400
He'd go, "Whoa!"
913
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,240
He exploded and it was like, "I looked and I was like,
914
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,080
"we didn't see anything."
915
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,440
- That was feathers everywhere, wasn't it?
916
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,440
- Oh man, it was--
917
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,240
- Like when Randy Johnson hit that bird.
918
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,240
(laughs)
919
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,760
- Yeah, it was like, "I couldn't believe it!"
920
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,320
And it was, he blew it up.
921
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,400
- Exactly what it was like.
922
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,240
- Yeah, yeah.
923
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,440
- Well so, up on the shelf, are you gonna tell Santa
924
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,440
on whoever might have been driving that vehicle?
925
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,600
How does that work?
926
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,440
- It is.
927
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,840
- Look, I can!
928
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,520
- I mean, I'm asking you a few questions.
929
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,360
- You know?
930
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,180
- You did it?
931
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:50,580
- I didn't see the driver, did you?
932
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:51,580
- I was out of the shelf.
933
00:32:51,580 --> 00:32:52,420
- No, no.
934
00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:55,020
- I heard the last one, the future of the friends out
935
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:55,860
disappeared.
936
00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:57,580
- Yeah, the last one.
937
00:32:57,580 --> 00:32:59,980
- The last elf that don't say it to anything.
938
00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:00,820
- Yeah.
939
00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:01,660
- Who's lip syncs ships?
940
00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:03,660
- No, Candy Kane's really go, don't you?
941
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:05,140
- Right, I'm the last thing.
942
00:33:05,140 --> 00:33:06,980
(laughs)
943
00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:08,140
(laughs)
944
00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:09,820
- Oh yeah, we ran about the elf of the show's
945
00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:10,660
perclivity, right?
946
00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:12,580
(laughs)
947
00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:15,260
- Yeah, I'm the one that's helping me out of post of that.
948
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,140
- I think I'm gonna shoot.
949
00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:19,140
- I'm gonna shoot up to that driver's house.
950
00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:21,820
- I'm gonna be threatening me like that.
951
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:22,660
- Yeah!
952
00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:25,820
- Okay, Elfie.
953
00:33:25,820 --> 00:33:29,620
- Yeah, well guys, I mean, how's it been going?
954
00:33:29,620 --> 00:33:31,700
You guys have been having a good Christmas so far?
955
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,140
- Yeah, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's,
956
00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:34,300
Christmas time alone.
957
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:35,900
- Yeah, you know?
958
00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:37,140
- Yeah, it's been great.
959
00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:37,980
- Yeah.
960
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:42,140
- I, I really had, like it that you guys invited me back
961
00:33:42,140 --> 00:33:43,780
after last year, you know?
962
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:44,940
- Yeah.
963
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:46,860
- I did some traveling, you know?
964
00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:50,700
And I did, you know, after Christmas, you know,
965
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,900
I decided, you know?
966
00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:56,300
You know, I, I was thinking, you know,
967
00:33:56,300 --> 00:34:01,060
what do you do between Christmas and Christmas?
968
00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:02,740
You know, after Christmas, so I was like,
969
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,780
you know, I'm just gonna travel, so, you know,
970
00:34:06,780 --> 00:34:10,180
I went to the beach and I went out of the beach
971
00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:13,060
and we did a very, very, very, very, very, very, very,
972
00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:15,060
- Yeah, look, look, look at that, it's on the beach.
973
00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,220
- Yeah, it's on the beach.
974
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:20,060
- Yeah, and then I went camping up in the Blue Ridge Mountains.
975
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:20,900
- Oh shit.
976
00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:21,740
- Wow.
977
00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:22,900
- Yeah, I did.
978
00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:24,540
That went up in the Blue Ridge Mountains.
979
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:26,220
- You were in the Blue Ridge Mountains?
980
00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:28,700
- Oh, no, no, that was, that was, that was,
981
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:31,500
I got that new iPhone 19.
982
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:32,500
- Wow.
983
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:35,340
- Yeah, and I took a selfie of me and you see the company
984
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:37,900
and you were like, you were using your magic powers
985
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:38,900
to fly.
986
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:39,740
- Oh yeah.
987
00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:41,500
- And you were like, I'm never gonna leave you.
988
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:42,340
- Yeah.
989
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:44,260
- And then, and then, you know, I decided,
990
00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:47,220
you know what, I'm just gonna travel the world.
991
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,060
- Oh.
992
00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:53,060
- Yeah, I got in the plane and I went to Europe.
993
00:34:53,060 --> 00:34:55,580
- Oh, you know what, I'm out in Europe.
994
00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:56,420
- No, I'm gonna show up.
995
00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:59,500
I just need to remind you that we are in audio podcast.
996
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,020
- Oh yeah, that's right.
997
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,340
- And so all these pictures of yourself traveling
998
00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:04,700
the world right now?
999
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:06,340
- No, you know what?
1000
00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:08,300
All the people can go fuck themselves
1001
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:10,780
because they didn't have to watch us on the heat, please.
1002
00:35:10,780 --> 00:35:12,900
- Watch Sun YouTube or go fuck yourself.
1003
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,340
- Curdacy of the Elf on the show.
1004
00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:16,780
- Yes, Curdacy of the Elf on the show.
1005
00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:19,740
- Okay, so you went and went on an airplane too?
1006
00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:21,420
- Yeah, when I'm an airplane and then, you know,
1007
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:24,420
I met some people out there in Europe, you know what?
1008
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:26,580
- Oh, you know, I'm a girl.
1009
00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:29,380
- Oh, man, oh, would you still do it?
1010
00:35:29,380 --> 00:35:30,220
- Yeah.
1011
00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:31,060
- Would you do it?
1012
00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:31,900
- I would be pretty.
1013
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:34,460
- And then, again, audio podcast.
1014
00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:38,460
- I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, that is,
1015
00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:50,220
I have stressed Barbie with the looks to be some white substance on a mirrored heart shape mirror.
1016
00:35:50,220 --> 00:35:54,620
Yeah, and then I'm glad to be blood coming out of our mouth.
1017
00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:10,780
All of the shop may or may not have killed a Barbie hooker. No, no, no, no, the only person that killed anything was the driver of that white truck that killed that.
1018
00:36:10,780 --> 00:36:16,620
No, no, let's talk about that and let's get back to things that really matter.
1019
00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:24,140
Right. Important things about, well, then you know, I, you know, I, I met some more friends.
1020
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:27,100
But sometimes you meet so many girls you don't know their names.
1021
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:35,820
Yeah, that was winning, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, everybody's supposed to be winning in the United States.
1022
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,420
I am winning in Europe.
1023
00:36:37,420 --> 00:36:43,340
I assume that he, that the off on the shop, it looks like he is probably in Schleselvania.
1024
00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:47,020
Because there's a fifth-number wine model.
1025
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:49,100
They race car with eyeballs.
1026
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:55,980
Oh, yeah, one lady, he was part of you with me down in the bag of cars.
1027
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:59,180
Yeah, I was part of the other one on his lap.
1028
00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:01,580
And he's wearing something Kurdish, maybe.
1029
00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:07,020
I wonder if Santa Claus knows of your off-duty activity.
1030
00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:09,100
I wonder if he can shut the fuck up.
1031
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:13,580
Maybe you guys need to work out a deal.
1032
00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:16,620
Yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe you forget about the goose.
1033
00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:19,420
I forget about that.
1034
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:22,620
The problem was I had spent all my money.
1035
00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:23,500
Uh-oh.
1036
00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,340
And I couldn't get back home.
1037
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:26,140
He's broke.
1038
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:27,740
This was about August.
1039
00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:31,500
See, I was like, I need to get home before December, you know.
1040
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,340
I hate to think what he did next.
1041
00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:38,140
But you know, I, you know, I was depressed.
1042
00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:40,220
Yeah, the medicine hard.
1043
00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:47,660
You know, I was depressed and $20 is $20.
1044
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:49,020
We knew what was going to happen.
1045
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:49,020
Right?
1046
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:54,780
When you get down bad, the album appears to be in this picture in a makeshift glory hole.
1047
00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:55,820
Yeah, I know.
1048
00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:59,820
But the side that says I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.
1049
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:00,620
$20.
1050
00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:01,820
And there's a clown.
1051
00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:04,380
Yo, the steak chick, that crab chick.
1052
00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:11,820
And there's a clown sticking his candy cane through the opening in the restroom stall.
1053
00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:14,700
With the $20 bill sitting in between them.
1054
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:20,940
Yeah, well besides that, I just was letting you guys know, you know, the stuff that was going
1055
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:24,380
on, you know, and I figured I can give you some, uh,
1056
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:28,300
of all the stuff that goes away, man.
1057
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:31,820
Yeah, I can give you some, uh, Christmas side dance,
1058
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:38,860
so we now we already had our dear friend Satan come on and give us Christmas gift ideas.
1059
00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:42,060
Are you talking about ideas for yourself?
1060
00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:43,820
Oh, yeah, I did.
1061
00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:49,660
You know, because I am the elf of the shelf that represents all the else.
1062
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,260
I'm like the union rep.
1063
00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:52,260
Right.
1064
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:56,780
I represent them all, you know, the one that was at Freddy's house, that was, that was
1065
00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:57,780
a different now.
1066
00:38:57,780 --> 00:38:59,780
The one that's a Parker's house is a different.
1067
00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:00,780
There's no, there's no.
1068
00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:08,380
No, you were, you were at the, uh, the annual union convention when all day.
1069
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,380
Right.
1070
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:12,780
Yeah, the, the annual, the annual convention.
1071
00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:15,340
Yeah, we're part of that too.
1072
00:39:15,340 --> 00:39:16,340
Yeah.
1073
00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:18,460
He always goes down in that situation.
1074
00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:24,420
Yeah, yeah, you know, so, yeah, I mean, so you're going to give us some, some, something
1075
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:32,100
that you feel like your fellow elves would enjoy to have done with or to them this holiday
1076
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:37,700
season is what I'm, yeah, yeah, I believe, you know, we, uh, most of the elves, the biggest
1077
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:44,820
one, the biggest one we like is, uh, we like, you know, doing the magic wand and we hold
1078
00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:48,420
a vibrator like a spath wearing a wizard side's hat.
1079
00:39:48,420 --> 00:40:01,500
Yeah, yeah.
1080
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,500
Yeah, yeah.
1081
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:05,280
So that's something that everyone should do with, with their kids.
1082
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,580
Oh, no, no, no, we're not with the kids with the little elf.
1083
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:09,580
Oh, okay.
1084
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:12,120
Yeah, I know, but the kids are the ones who see the elf.
1085
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,560
No, no, no, this is where you guys don't know what's going on.
1086
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,560
You're right.
1087
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:23,520
What you guys do is the moms send their husbands to work and send their kids to school and
1088
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,560
they stay alone with me.
1089
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,040
That's so creepy.
1090
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,040
That's right.
1091
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:39,880
So that's what happens when you come home and you see the elf, the elf drunk.
1092
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,320
Oh, yeah, you know, what was happening?
1093
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,400
Yeah, what happened?
1094
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,720
What, what you in there doing?
1095
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:52,440
That's for me to you know, and you find dad.
1096
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,880
Oh, oh, what about saying home dads?
1097
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,880
How do you?
1098
00:40:55,880 --> 00:41:00,180
Oh, well, the stay at home dads.
1099
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:04,480
This is what you need to do once you get you little elf at home.
1100
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,480
Get them a ball, dad.
1101
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:12,620
You know, a little red ornament as a ball, a black ribbon as a strap, you know, and, you
1102
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:15,680
know, just let them know he's been very bad.
1103
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:21,000
The elf loves when you do that to him because he said no to elf.
1104
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,520
Oh, yes, he is.
1105
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,520
Oh, yeah.
1106
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,520
Are they all dudes?
1107
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,320
Is there a lady elf on the show?
1108
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,320
They know there is.
1109
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,520
There are lady elves on the shelves.
1110
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,120
So they're okay.
1111
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:38,960
But we don't, we don't call them ladies and we don't call them men because we're ginger,
1112
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:53,640
ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger.
1113
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,160
Ginger, ginger, because it's a Christmas way out.
1114
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:11,440
Of course, you know, we love doing cocaine off our credit card.
1115
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,440
We like that.
1116
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,440
We like that.
1117
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,440
Yeah, I'm done.
1118
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,440
And we like that.
1119
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,440
And then, so that's the, yeah, okay.
1120
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,440
So we're back in.
1121
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,440
All right.
1122
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,040
And then, and then, we like to be as, we like to be Christmas ornaments.
1123
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,800
So put us around the Christmas tree because we like to be tied up.
1124
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:24,800
Yeah.
1125
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:28,680
Let's see, okay.
1126
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:34,360
And we like to, and then, a lot of times, we'll do a snow angel, but we like to do it in
1127
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,360
whipped cream or cocaine.
1128
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:37,360
Oh, okay.
1129
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,360
Freshly cocaine.
1130
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,360
Oh, more cocaine than a cream.
1131
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,360
Love it.
1132
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,360
Okay, don't do.
1133
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,360
Oh, yes.
1134
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,360
I love it.
1135
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,360
I just love it.
1136
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,360
It's just a little ticker ticker.
1137
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:47,360
Yes.
1138
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,360
Yeah.
1139
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,120
I mean, without the cocaine, we can't pick.
1140
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,960
How could they do their antics at night?
1141
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,960
That's right.
1142
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,320
That's how we say up all the time.
1143
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,120
Those aren't cocaine-fueled antics, friend.
1144
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,120
I don't know what it is.
1145
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,120
Yeah.
1146
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,120
You don't want to just get it.
1147
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,120
You don't want to just get it.
1148
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,120
No, I don't want to.
1149
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,120
I don't want to.
1150
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,120
And do it, got you a costume.
1151
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,120
Yeah.
1152
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,120
Don't do this to the cane.
1153
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:14,120
And one thing that we did, and I think this is what happened to, to the one that lived
1154
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:18,640
at Freddy's house, did the, the, the, the hell for your house leave you a note saying
1155
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,600
tonight I watch?
1156
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,600
Jesus.
1157
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,600
Jesus.
1158
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,520
I think he did.
1159
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,520
Yeah.
1160
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,520
I think he did.
1161
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,520
I'm sorry, Fred.
1162
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,520
I'm sorry.
1163
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,520
No, no, no.
1164
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,520
All right.
1165
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,520
I don't want to gel.
1166
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,520
I think I think you offended Fred too much.
1167
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,520
Yeah.
1168
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:38,520
No, no, no.
1169
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:39,520
No feelings.
1170
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,520
Oh, good.
1171
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:41,520
Okay.
1172
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,360
Well, guys, I do want to say, I do have an only fans now.
1173
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,360
All right.
1174
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,360
Because I got to fix the money.
1175
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,360
I do have only fans.
1176
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,360
I just have one subscriber.
1177
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:58,280
And I'm not going to say his name, but his occupation is he's a farmer and he farms.
1178
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,280
Oh, no.
1179
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,680
But I'm not going to say his name because you know, I want to see that Fred.
1180
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,680
No, no, no, he don't.
1181
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,680
He's going to say, he's occupationist, Fred.
1182
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,320
No, no, he don't want no part of this because.
1183
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,320
Oh, yeah.
1184
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,320
Well, because you guys are ginger neutral.
1185
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,320
Yeah, you do.
1186
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,320
I'm really, really.
1187
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,320
Oh, yeah.
1188
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,320
Yeah.
1189
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,320
Yeah.
1190
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,320
That's true.
1191
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,320
You have some paper.
1192
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:22,320
You can't be paper.
1193
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:28,320
He's the kind of papers you're thinking about.
1194
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,320
I escaped from the North Pole.
1195
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,320
It's looking for me.
1196
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,320
It's like, oh, I'm scared.
1197
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,320
Yeah.
1198
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,320
Yeah, I heard you.
1199
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,320
All right.
1200
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,320
Hope on the show.
1201
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,320
Get on out of here.
1202
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,320
Get back on the shelf.
1203
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,320
I'll see you next time.
1204
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,320
I'll see you next time.
1205
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,320
Okay, yeah.
1206
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,320
And remember.
1207
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:52,320
Go fuck yourselves.
1208
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,320
All right.
1209
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,320
We're going to take a quick break.
1210
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,320
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1211
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,320
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1212
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:06,320
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1213
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,320
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1214
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,320
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1215
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1216
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,320
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1217
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1218
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1219
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1220
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,320
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1221
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:50,320
Thank you.
1222
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:54,320
Help on the shelf and feel free to not come back again till next year.
1223
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,320
No, no, no.
1224
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,320
No, no, no.
1225
00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:01,320
Or ever if you prefer that that will also be fine.
1226
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,320
Well, Fred, again, we know it's Christmas time.
1227
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,320
It's time to party.
1228
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,320
It is.
1229
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,320
It's time to one of my Christmas traditions, Fred.
1230
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,320
And I don't know about you.
1231
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:14,320
It's all in your family because we like to watch movies.
1232
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,320
Okay.
1233
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,320
Around Christmas time.
1234
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,320
I'm going to watch movies, bring out the cheer for cheap.
1235
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,320
That's what we call it.
1236
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,320
It's a cheer for cheap.
1237
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:23,320
Cheer for cheap, baby.
1238
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,320
Yeah.
1239
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,320
I like it.
1240
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,320
Hey, and in the world today, you got to, you got to save money where you can.
1241
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,320
Yeah.
1242
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:35,320
Fred, I decided, I said, you know what this year, I'm going to do because we're trying to save money.
1243
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:40,320
We, me and my children, what we're going to do is we're going to watch the 100 greatest
1244
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,320
Christmas movies of all time.
1245
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,320
Ooh.
1246
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,320
You got to look happy?
1247
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,320
Not at all.
1248
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:49,320
But I do that going into it, Fred.
1249
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,320
So then I said, well, let's just watch the top 50.
1250
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:59,320
And then I said, let's just watch the top 20.
1251
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,320
And then I said, you know what?
1252
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:07,320
We're only going to watch Jingle all the way in home alone and Garfield Christmas because those are our three favorites.
1253
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:13,320
So, Fred, but, but the whole reason I say that is because in order to do that, I have to say,
1254
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:20,320
I had to do a lot of research to try and find the top 100 top 50 and the top 20.
1255
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:25,320
I found the top two and a half because Garfield is more of a show than a movie.
1256
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,320
But it's top here in this house.
1257
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:39,320
So, Fred, I wanted to share with you guys the top 20 Christmas movies of all time and get your opinions as we go.
1258
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:44,320
And this is from rotten tomatoes.com, our friends at rotten tomatoes.
1259
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,320
Of course it is.
1260
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:49,320
So, will they have movies?
1261
00:47:49,320 --> 00:48:01,320
And so, Fred, the number 20 movie of all time, and I'm going to tell you right off the get, I feel like it's criminally underrated, is 1983's a Christmas story.
1262
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,320
A Christmas story is that?
1263
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,320
Oh, yeah, that's mine.
1264
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,320
That's mine number one.
1265
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,320
Right, that's the only on this list.
1266
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,320
20.
1267
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,320
Three men.
1268
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,320
You know, there's got to be 19.
1269
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:21,320
You know, there's got to be 19 hot action movie, Christmas movies coming up.
1270
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:26,320
Like Fred, like 2010's rare exports.
1271
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,320
A Christmas tale.
1272
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,320
What rare exports?
1273
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:43,320
Yeah, so rare exports is a delightfully great combination of deadpan humor and comedy or deadpan delivery and comedy.
1274
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,320
Christmas tale.
1275
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,320
I don't know what the question is.
1276
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,320
How do we remember that?
1277
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:52,320
I don't know what a rare rare exports is either, but it's been 19.
1278
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,320
You're not going to know any of these people.
1279
00:48:54,320 --> 00:49:09,320
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1280
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:20,800
him also is in the movie and Peter Jacobi. Oh, I see that. Oh and Laura Dern. So Jordan was in everything in the
1281
00:49:29,980 --> 00:49:35,000
Don't consider to Christopherabi though, but I guess it's a lot more Edward Edward Scissor hands.
1282
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,120
That's like it.
1283
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:43,960
It's like Christmas movie. It's a winter movie. Right. I don't consider it a brown Christmas time.
1284
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:49,600
Right. It's a winter movie. It was, yeah.
1285
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:56,400
Well, for it, of course, no Christmas celebration would be complete without number 17 on the list.
1286
00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:02,640
2020's jingle jangle, a Christmas journey. I like to go jangle, man. Look at that.
1287
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:07,440
I'm not saying I'm just saying is it better than Edward Scissor hands and a Christmas story?
1288
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,640
That's got one music in it. All right.
1289
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:15,840
Jingle is a jingo. Jingle is a jingo. Jingle part two.
1290
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,640
Not jingo. Jingle. Jingle.
1291
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:23,840
He got out of the house and he was like, all right, that's part two jingo jingo.
1292
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:32,560
It's a Christmas story. It's about a toy maker. He went for being a short soon to throw a toy maker.
1293
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:36,240
Of course, Jingle.
1294
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,560
It's always, but I won't be able to tell you.
1295
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,560
There's no way plantation for all the black.
1296
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,560
I'm not black, dude.
1297
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:45,560
Yeah.
1298
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:52,560
So this one star, jingle jingle, Fred, our island star, for us, Whitaker and Keenan Mike.
1299
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,560
Yeah.
1300
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:58,560
Is that the first one? Why did you take the, the R of a, they were hard on there.
1301
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:02,560
I'm not going to put a hard heart on it, right?
1302
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,560
No, the forest Whitaker Whitaker.
1303
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,560
Whitaker.
1304
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,560
And then he says the name in the bridge.
1305
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,560
It's forest Whitaker.
1306
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,560
Okay.
1307
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:12,560
You know what?
1308
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,560
You have to say that.
1309
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:21,560
See, see now there's a problem because I was fixing to talk Shane about the movie, but it's got forest Whitaker in it.
1310
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,560
The island.
1311
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,360
Well,
1312
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,360
it's got forest Whitaker in it.
1313
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,360
And he's an award winning actor.
1314
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,360
Right.
1315
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,360
But why you dropped the all of it, man?
1316
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,360
It's got to have to have it.
1317
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,360
Look at your jingle jingle, Fred.
1318
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:46,360
He's close to no ours, man.
1319
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:55,360
So no Christmas movie list would be complete without number 16, 2003's Tokyo Godfather.
1320
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,360
Oh, man, Tokyo.
1321
00:51:56,360 --> 00:52:07,360
Which is actually something that I will watch because it's an anime about a middle age alcoholic, a teenage runaway and a former drag queen.
1322
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,360
Oh, Lord.
1323
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,360
Finding the love of Santa.
1324
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,360
Starting for us, Whitaker.
1325
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,360
So more is Whitaker's ghost.
1326
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,360
The ghost.
1327
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,360
I want to save that for later.
1328
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:25,360
Oh, it's on to be of course.
1329
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:31,360
And of course, Fred at number 15, we have everyone's favorite movie here for sure.
1330
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,360
1994's Little Women.
1331
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,360
Oh, walking down the street.
1332
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:38,360
Little women.
1333
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,360
Oh, sorry.
1334
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:40,360
Well, no, no, no, writer.
1335
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,360
Grabby no money.
1336
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,360
Yeah, Briel burn.
1337
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:53,360
And then I'll borrow a lot of the.
1338
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,360
I guess I will have to listen to this.
1339
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:56,360
Yeah.
1340
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:57,360
Yeah.
1341
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,360
Yeah.
1342
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,360
Yeah.
1343
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,360
Yeah.
1344
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,360
Yeah.
1345
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,360
Yeah.
1346
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,360
We said you were real.
1347
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:14,360
Yeah.
1348
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:19,360
I didn't think nobody was going to hear it.
1349
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,360
That's one reason to listen back kids.
1350
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,360
I was thinking do that, but I don't know.
1351
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,360
He won't tell me.
1352
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:26,360
That's fine.
1353
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,360
It's fine.
1354
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:31,360
You're saying there's a reason.
1355
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,360
I'm okay.
1356
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:44,360
Yeah.
1357
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:45,360
Mercy.
1358
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:46,360
Mercy.
1359
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:47,360
All right.
1360
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,360
So I think we can infer what he said.
1361
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,360
If you have it, listen.
1362
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,360
Yeah.
1363
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,360
Number 14 is 1960's.
1364
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,360
Greatest of it hit the apartment.
1365
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,360
Yeah.
1366
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:04,360
That's as well.
1367
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,360
Jack livin.
1368
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:08,360
Brad McMurray and Ray Waltz.
1369
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,360
Yeah.
1370
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:15,360
Number 13 is 2011's Arthur Christmas.
1371
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,360
Hey.
1372
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:17,360
I know.
1373
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,360
Arthur Christmas.
1374
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:24,360
Ardman animations broadens their humor a bit for the Arthur Christmas.
1375
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,360
A clever and earnest holiday film with surprising emotional strings.
1376
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,360
Oh, it's got James McVoy and Hugh Laurie.
1377
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,360
It does and Hugh Laurie.
1378
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:33,360
Oh, it's got to be like that.
1379
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,360
It's got to be like an English cartoon.
1380
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,360
Oh, for sure.
1381
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,360
Yeah.
1382
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,360
And of course, they have all the Christmas probably fine.
1383
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,360
All right.
1384
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,360
It's far the creep.
1385
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:45,360
And now we're all the Christmas.
1386
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,360
Thank you, woman.
1387
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:47,360
I know.
1388
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:50,360
And I'm coming.
1389
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:53,360
I'm coming.
1390
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,360
Walk down the street on you.
1391
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,360
Put the fill of wax in the next.
1392
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,360
Yes.
1393
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,360
I want you to see them.
1394
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:01,360
Whatever.
1395
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,360
All right.
1396
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,360
So Brad number 12 is.
1397
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,360
Guardian is the galaxy holiday special.
1398
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,360
How is that on the list?
1399
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,360
I don't know how it's number 12 on the list.
1400
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,360
That's right.
1401
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,360
I mean, that being said, it's good.
1402
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:15,360
Sure.
1403
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,360
Good.
1404
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,360
But it shouldn't.
1405
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:18,360
It's not number 12.
1406
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:19,360
Right.
1407
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:24,360
And again, I made switch that with any of those other movies.
1408
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,360
Fucking Rafi.
1409
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,360
Yeah, I agree.
1410
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,360
And then, okay.
1411
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:33,360
So here we go, friend, we're rolling in to be about to be rolling into the top.
1412
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,360
I'll be in the top 10.
1413
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,360
Okay.
1414
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,360
Okay.
1415
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,360
So we're at number 11, friend.
1416
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:42,360
And I think this is probably going to be the most debated movie of all of this whole thing so far.
1417
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,360
Yeah.
1418
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:47,360
And that is at number 11, 1998 or 1988's.
1419
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,360
Die Hard.
1420
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:52,360
See, I was glad it made the list.
1421
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,360
So because you consider it to be a Christmas movie?
1422
00:55:55,360 --> 00:56:03,360
It is a, it's not a movie about Christmas, but it is a Christmas, it is a movie film that Christmas top.
1423
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,360
So Christmas was a steep Christmas.
1424
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:08,360
Christmas came out in July.
1425
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,360
It didn't come out.
1426
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:12,360
It didn't come out in Christmas.
1427
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:20,360
It was a blockbuster, some movie, but I can say, I don't know if I consider it a Christmas movie.
1428
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,360
I consider it like a winter movie.
1429
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,360
I'm in there.
1430
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:24,360
The life of 1988.
1431
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,360
You know,
1432
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,360
Resident Evil.
1433
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:37,360
I think it was in California, so it wasn't snowing or nothing.
1434
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:43,360
No, but I know what I'm saying is that's why like die hard too.
1435
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,360
That's more of a winter.
1436
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,360
Right.
1437
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,360
But it wasn't a Christmas movie because I mean, wasn't it a Christmas?
1438
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,360
It wasn't the highlight.
1439
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,360
It was yeah, because she was coming home for Christmas.
1440
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:53,360
Yeah.
1441
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:54,360
Yeah.
1442
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:55,360
Yeah.
1443
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,360
I guess so.
1444
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,360
Right.
1445
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:58,360
You know what?
1446
00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,360
It's a Christmas movie.
1447
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,360
It's always Christmas.
1448
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:05,360
So it makes it so so is it a top 10 though to you because of that.
1449
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:09,360
Or is the controversy around it enough to keep it out of the top 10?
1450
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,360
It's such a good action movie that learn.
1451
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,360
Right.
1452
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,360
It's a top 10 movie.
1453
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,360
It's a top 10 action movie.
1454
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,360
But I wouldn't give it a top 10, Chris's movie.
1455
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:19,360
No, that's what I said.
1456
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,360
It'd be top 20.
1457
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,360
Too much controversy.
1458
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:28,360
I probably put like number four action movie, but like that's why they can't like the why they can't bring Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame.
1459
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:29,360
Too much controversy.
1460
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,360
Too much heat.
1461
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,360
25 on the Christmas list though.
1462
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:34,360
Right.
1463
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:35,360
Yeah.
1464
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,360
All right.
1465
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,360
Well, Fred.
1466
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,360
No, no, no.
1467
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,360
I know you'll cancel at number 10.
1468
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:45,360
Fred, we have 1946 is James Stewart vehicle.
1469
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,360
Jimmy Stewart.
1470
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,360
It's a wonderful life.
1471
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,360
Yeah.
1472
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:50,360
Shut up bitch.
1473
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,360
Shut up bitch.
1474
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,360
Yeah.
1475
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:54,360
Oh, it's all about right.
1476
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,360
It's about to go.
1477
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,360
Yeah.
1478
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:58,360
Yeah.
1479
00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,360
Yeah.
1480
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,360
See how.
1481
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,360
Yeah.
1482
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,360
Yeah.
1483
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,360
All right, I know.
1484
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:09,360
Well, Fred, next on the list are Jimmy next on the list.
1485
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,360
And you're not going to like this part.
1486
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:17,360
I can assure you is 2015's Carol.
1487
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:18,360
That's Carol.
1488
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:19,360
She made by Todd.
1489
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:26,360
Todd Haynes' Deaf Direction and powered by a strong cast led by Keke Blanchett and Rudy Marek.
1490
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:33,360
Carol lives up to its groundbreaking source material and aspiring photographer Terese spots a beautiful
1491
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:40,360
elegant Carol pursuing or perusing the doll displays in a 1915 Manhattan's department store
1492
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,360
and they become close friends.
1493
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,360
Man, get out of here.
1494
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,360
I see.
1495
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:46,360
Who was she?
1496
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,360
That's about as Christmasy as Keanu.
1497
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,360
What the fuck?
1498
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:54,360
Well, but I think there may be, I think there may be some, you know,
1499
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,360
some titties on it.
1500
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,360
And so some titties.
1501
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,360
There might be.
1502
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,360
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
1503
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:05,360
It's got to be the top list of if it's got titties in it.
1504
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,360
And, you know,
1505
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,360
Yeah, what's the phrase?
1506
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:12,360
It's got a good ranking on there, you know?
1507
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,360
No, no, it's got a good.
1508
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,360
Okay, yeah, here you go.
1509
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,360
Here you go.
1510
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,360
Yeah.
1511
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,360
There's sex annuity.
1512
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:21,360
Huh?
1513
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:28,360
And the Christmas movie, yeah, a one minute, a minute movie, a one minute scene of two women
1514
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:29,360
kissing.
1515
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:35,360
Oh, the scene then cuts to them sleeping together nude with the bedsheet covering most of their
1516
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,360
bodies.
1517
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,360
Oh, no, so then we don't get to see the four titties.
1518
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,360
Well, hold on.
1519
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:41,360
There's more.
1520
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:45,360
One point of man kiss the woman on the cheek.
1521
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:50,360
Women wear low-cut evening gowns that reveal cleavage and bear shoulders.
1522
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,360
A husband tries to hug his wife.
1523
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:56,360
She recoils and says he is a truck.
1524
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:00,360
We hear a child is going to be taken away from her mother.
1525
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,360
Yeah, right.
1526
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:04,360
Yeah, that's definitely a Christmas movie.
1527
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,360
Right.
1528
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,360
Definitely top 10.
1529
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,360
Yeah.
1530
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:11,360
So then comes 2019's clouse.
1531
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:18,360
The beautifully handmade animation and humorous heartwarming narrative make clouse and instant classic
1532
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:23,360
for holiday status or an instant candidate for holiday class.
1533
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,360
So that was the number eight.
1534
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,360
You come to meet now.
1535
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,360
You come to meet the clouse.
1536
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,360
You come to the slay.
1537
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,360
Yeah.
1538
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,360
Clouse, get to the slay.
1539
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:42,360
So Fred, how about number seven, which I, you know, is obviously this should probably be top five.
1540
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:47,360
But 1993 Tim Burton's the nightmare before Christmas.
1541
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,360
What's this?
1542
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:50,360
What's this?
1543
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:51,360
What's this?
1544
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,360
Just white stuff.
1545
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,360
That's where.
1546
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:54,360
What's this?
1547
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,360
What's this?
1548
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,360
What's this?
1549
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:57,360
What's this?
1550
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:58,360
What's this?
1551
01:00:58,360 --> 01:00:59,360
I have no.
1552
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,360
I quit.
1553
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,360
Copyrighted.
1554
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,360
Copyrighted.
1555
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,360
Oh, friends.
1556
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,360
Oh.
1557
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,360
You copyrighted yourself.
1558
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,360
Wow.
1559
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:15,360
Well, that was debatable because people can argue for and against it.
1560
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,360
And it's one of those ones that yeah.
1561
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,360
Right.
1562
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,360
It's in there.
1563
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,360
It's Halloween movies and the Christmas movie.
1564
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,360
You know, I mean, the placement.
1565
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:24,360
You know, yeah.
1566
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,360
I don't ever know.
1567
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,360
Oh, yeah.
1568
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:28,360
I think it's.
1569
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:31,360
It's a good Thanksgiving movie.
1570
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:32,360
Sure.
1571
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,360
Right.
1572
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:34,360
Well, Fred.
1573
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:35,360
And didn't this.
1574
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:36,360
Only Thanksgiving.
1575
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,360
Yeah, it did.
1576
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:38,360
Yeah.
1577
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,360
Yeah.
1578
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:40,360
Thanksgiving already happened.
1579
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:43,360
Well, Fred, of course, no Christmas.
1580
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,360
This would be complete without.
1581
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,360
And this may sound familiar to you.
1582
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,360
2019's.
1583
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:51,360
Little women.
1584
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,360
Little women.
1585
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,360
We.
1586
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:55,360
Little women.
1587
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,360
We.
1588
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,360
Little women.
1589
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,360
We.
1590
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,360
Little women.
1591
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,360
I don't know.
1592
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,360
Me.
1593
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:02,360
Me.
1594
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:05,360
So, of course, Fred.
1595
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:06,360
This one is.
1596
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,360
Of course, Fred.
1597
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,360
This one is.
1598
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:09,360
Of course, Fred.
1599
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,360
This one is.
1600
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,360
Of course, Fred.
1601
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:18,240
>> 2019's version is far superior to 1994's version.
1602
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:18,960
>> I see.
1603
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:22,640
>> How long before you come in, a full nine spots ahead of it?
1604
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,120
>> Yeah, have you seen it?
1605
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,520
I've never seen a little women- >> I've never seen any of them.
1606
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,380
They're too little.
1607
01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:28,140
>> [INAUDIBLE]
1608
01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:29,400
>> [INAUDIBLE]
1609
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,200
>> Because I'm a little bigger.
1610
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:30,880
>> [INAUDIBLE]
1611
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,840
>> I have just seen it.
1612
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,040
>> Are they going to wave and roll in down the street?
1613
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,840
We're going to wave, we're going all the men.
1614
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:43,020
>> [LAUGH] >> Is that source of, what's our name?
1615
01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:45,440
Source of, Cerosa?
1616
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,640
>> Sailor is Ronin.
1617
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:49,840
>> So, why, Sailor?
1618
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:54,100
>> Sailor is, Sailor is, where, where?
1619
01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:55,400
>> So, where is it?
1620
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,080
>> Susan Ronin.
1621
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,800
>> So, Susan Ronin.
1622
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,260
>> Sailor, I really see.
1623
01:03:00,260 --> 01:03:01,500
>> [INAUDIBLE]
1624
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:03,600
>> Emma Watson, Florida Pew.
1625
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,680
>> And Eliza Scanlan.
1626
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,600
>> Florida Pew.
1627
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:07,400
>> Let's see.
1628
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,440
>> How do you say, Sia?
1629
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,580
What's her name?
1630
01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:11,920
>> Sia, you do not.
1631
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,780
>> So, there's no way to say.
1632
01:03:14,780 --> 01:03:15,840
>> That's the roe.
1633
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,600
>> It's sausage, yeah.
1634
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,580
>> Right, Saraias.
1635
01:03:19,580 --> 01:03:20,760
>> Sauras.
1636
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:21,900
>> Soror, Saraias.
1637
01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:23,000
>> So, Roe is Snape.
1638
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,500
>> [LAUGH]
1639
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:29,180
>> Okay, number five Fred and now we're getting into the good stuff.
1640
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:37,420
>> Sauras.
1641
01:03:37,420 --> 01:03:38,420
>> Was that one?
1642
01:03:38,420 --> 01:03:39,420
Lobby, Lobby?
1643
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:40,940
No, what's?
1644
01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:44,180
Sky Rizzy, Sky Rizm Kismaz-Ribbo.
1645
01:03:44,180 --> 01:03:45,020
>> Yeah.
1646
01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:47,020
>> [LAUGH]
1647
01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:51,220
>> What I've heard is, he's one of the Sky Rizm Kismaz-Rizm Kism.
1648
01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:52,580
>> Rizm Kism, Ronin.
1649
01:03:52,580 --> 01:03:54,460
>> Rizm Kismaz-Rizsa.
1650
01:03:54,460 --> 01:03:56,420
>> [LAUGH]
1651
01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:58,140
>> Number five, Fred.
1652
01:03:58,140 --> 01:03:59,140
>> Classic.
1653
01:03:59,140 --> 01:04:00,140
>> Yeah.
1654
01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:01,580
>> No one's going to argue with this.
1655
01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:05,420
Number five is 1947's Miracle on 34th Street.
1656
01:04:05,420 --> 01:04:06,780
>> Never seen it.
1657
01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:07,980
>> Never seen it?
1658
01:04:07,980 --> 01:04:09,580
>> That's a miracle.
1659
01:04:09,580 --> 01:04:10,540
>> Well, you would love it.
1660
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:12,620
It's about miracles on 34th Street.
1661
01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:13,740
>> Yeah, I don't know.
1662
01:04:13,740 --> 01:04:14,660
>> It's an adult.
1663
01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:15,980
>> You didn't see the 100.
1664
01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:16,980
>> You didn't see it.
1665
01:04:16,980 --> 01:04:19,780
>> They've been saying blow jobs on 34th Street, they might give them out.
1666
01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:20,780
>> No.
1667
01:04:20,780 --> 01:04:22,300
>> You're going to watch that after the show.
1668
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:24,220
>> [LAUGH]
1669
01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:27,060
>> Well, Fred, how about 2015's?
1670
01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:28,060
>> Tangerine.
1671
01:04:28,060 --> 01:04:31,540
>> Never heard of it.
1672
01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:32,540
>> I mean either.
1673
01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:33,540
>> Tangerine.
1674
01:04:33,540 --> 01:04:34,540
>> Tangerine.
1675
01:04:34,540 --> 01:04:36,340
>> Shatters casting conventions and it's filmmaking techniques.
1676
01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:40,420
You're up to the minute, but it's an old-fashioned comedy and heart and I'm pretty wonderful
1677
01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:42,140
one at that.
1678
01:04:42,140 --> 01:04:47,660
After hearing that her boyfriend/pimp cheated on her while she was in jail, a transgender
1679
01:04:47,660 --> 01:04:48,660
sex worker.
1680
01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:49,660
>> Oh, yeah.
1681
01:04:49,660 --> 01:04:52,020
>> Hold on, let me finish reading this.
1682
01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:53,020
>> Oh, man.
1683
01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:56,340
>> I really want to hear the rest of this.
1684
01:04:56,340 --> 01:04:58,380
This is a real movie.
1685
01:04:58,380 --> 01:05:03,060
After hearing that her boyfriend/pimp cheated on her while she was in jail, a transgender
1686
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:08,900
sex worker and her best friend set out to find him and teach him and his new lover a lesson.
1687
01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:10,900
There you go.
1688
01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:11,900
>> Yeah.
1689
01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:22,660
>> So starring Kitana Keke Rodriguez, Maya Taylor, Karen Keragulian and Mickey O'Hagen.
1690
01:05:22,660 --> 01:05:23,660
>> Yeah.
1691
01:05:23,660 --> 01:05:24,660
>> Christmas movie.
1692
01:05:24,660 --> 01:05:25,660
>> Mickey O'Hagen.
1693
01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:27,900
>> 100% a real Christmas movie.
1694
01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:29,980
>> I said a Christmas movie.
1695
01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:36,020
>> Because number four, but Fred, of course, don't forget number three, no Christmas list
1696
01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:44,300
would be complete without the worst top three in history, starting with 2023's The Hold
1697
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:45,300
Over.
1698
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:48,300
>> Oh, that's the one.
1699
01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:53,940
>> All jiggly amonnie to being Joy Randolph, Dominic Cessa and Carrie Press.
1700
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:57,500
>> I haven't seen it, but- >> That's pretty good.
1701
01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:59,540
>> Is it a top three all time?
1702
01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:02,180
>> No, no, no, no.
1703
01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:11,980
>> See, at least like this, I don't think you can put newer movies into these.
1704
01:06:11,980 --> 01:06:21,140
Because to be a classic Christmas movie, top five Christmas movie, has to be a movie that
1705
01:06:21,140 --> 01:06:24,860
has been watched over a thousand times.
1706
01:06:24,860 --> 01:06:28,220
>> Over a hundred, you know, 20 Christmas movies every year, I'm sitting down and watching
1707
01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:29,220
this movie.
1708
01:06:29,220 --> 01:06:30,220
>> That's amazing.
1709
01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:32,100
>> That's what makes it a Christmas movie.
1710
01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:33,100
>> Right.
1711
01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:35,420
>> And I'm saying people are not doing that with the Holdos.
1712
01:06:35,420 --> 01:06:36,420
>> Right, Fred.
1713
01:06:36,420 --> 01:06:41,740
>> And I feel like you probably did do this with the number two, Peg, you especially.
1714
01:06:41,740 --> 01:06:42,740
>> Right.
1715
01:06:42,740 --> 01:06:48,060
>> And that is you watched 1944's Meet Me in St. Louis.
1716
01:06:48,060 --> 01:06:49,060
>> I didn't.
1717
01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:51,100
But somebody did?
1718
01:06:51,100 --> 01:06:52,500
- Did that happen back to movie?
1719
01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:53,620
- That's a big movie.
1720
01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:56,180
- It was a classical MGM Romani musical comedy
1721
01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:59,420
that opens up for-- - Yeah, that's a thing too,
1722
01:06:59,420 --> 01:07:04,420
and movies, today that people could do back then,
1723
01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:08,480
because nowadays, you watch movies
1724
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:10,740
you'd sit down and push button in the movies.
1725
01:07:10,740 --> 01:07:15,420
Back then, you had to like meet me in St. Louis,
1726
01:07:15,420 --> 01:07:17,680
you had to go to St. Louis. - You had to go to St. Louis.
1727
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:20,520
- You had to go to St. Louis. - You had to drive to St. Louis.
1728
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,600
- Yeah, you see the movie.
1729
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:24,980
- Yeah, you had to go to the movie.
1730
01:07:24,980 --> 01:07:27,520
It was for like us in the 90s.
1731
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:31,280
You had to get the DVD or the VHS.
1732
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,360
- Right, you had to work a little bit for it.
1733
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:37,040
So like, to watch that movie, you had to buy it.
1734
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:38,360
- Right. - Yeah, I'm saying so like,
1735
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:42,200
if you want the DVD, okay, now we have that DVD.
1736
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,200
- Right, now we watch it.
1737
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:45,680
- And then, first you start, that's what we do.
1738
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,520
- And that's the movie. - And then she.
1739
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:48,800
- So we're not getting the DVD movie.
1740
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:49,880
- Yeah, so I had that.
1741
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:51,800
For example, the movie, the one,
1742
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,760
the couple of ones that he said before
1743
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:56,840
about the girl in prison in a cheat center.
1744
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:57,680
- Yeah, take a look.
1745
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,920
- What does it have to do with Christmas?
1746
01:07:58,920 --> 01:07:59,760
- Yeah, what is it?
1747
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,200
- That's the realest Christmas
1748
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,360
that I've ever heard of.
1749
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:05,000
- I mean, you know, for some people,
1750
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,240
but like, most of them, that's the regular,
1751
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:10,800
that's a regular day for me.
1752
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:15,040
- That was like every other day, but Christmas,
1753
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:19,120
Christmas movies are supposed to be like fantasy type, you know?
1754
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,000
- Yeah, you'll get Christmas.
1755
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,040
- It's in the old war, yeah, Fred.
1756
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:24,040
- Yeah, I mean.
1757
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,480
- Or Alan, it's interesting you say that
1758
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:27,640
because the number one Christmas movie of all time,
1759
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:30,000
according to our friends at rotin-tomato.com.
1760
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:30,840
- Okay.
1761
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,200
- Is the 1940 Jimmy Stewart vehicle
1762
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:36,160
the shop around the corner?
1763
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:38,480
- See, I think I contradict myself too,
1764
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:41,920
because I just said they shouldn't put these old movies on.
1765
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:44,520
Well, you said you shouldn't put new movies on there,
1766
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,600
and then you said you shouldn't put old movies on there.
1767
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:47,760
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
1768
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:51,000
- For example, they don't have homo ones not on there.
1769
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,480
- Well, hold on now, I'm sure that homo-lows is on the list.
1770
01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:56,600
- It's not in the top team.
1771
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,840
- It should be in the top team.
1772
01:08:59,840 --> 01:09:00,760
- It should be in the top team.
1773
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:01,920
Plains, trims all the movies.
1774
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:05,560
- It is, it comes in at number 78.
1775
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:06,560
- What about that?
1776
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:07,400
- Yeah, it's great.
1777
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:08,440
- Plains, screams in automobiles.
1778
01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:09,760
- Not on there.
1779
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:11,240
- You know, that's a fucking Christmas movie.
1780
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,400
- Yeah, that's right.
1781
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:14,520
- I just asked the Thanksgiving movie,
1782
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:16,480
it's a Thanksgiving movie.
1783
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:17,640
He was going home, Thanksgiving.
1784
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,400
- I don't know why I wasn't on there.
1785
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:20,880
- Yeah, I think he was coming home for the first time.
1786
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:25,400
- Elf came in at 27, Batman Returns came in at 29.
1787
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:26,480
- Batman, man.
1788
01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:27,480
- Man, man.
1789
01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:28,320
- At the back of the shirt.
1790
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:29,160
- At the back of the shirt.
1791
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:30,320
- At the back of the shirt.
1792
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:31,160
- See?
1793
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:32,160
- At 10.
1794
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,000
- At 34.
1795
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:38,320
- I guess you could put that in the saying category is.
1796
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:39,520
- That's die hard.
1797
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,520
- That's die hard, you know, it's die.
1798
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:42,840
- It's a winter in movie.
1799
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,080
- Yeah, it's a winter in movie.
1800
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,520
- Well, but Fred, I don't see how homolone
1801
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:51,680
came in 38 spots lower than Lego Star Wars holiday special.
1802
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,800
- How about it came in,
1803
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:56,760
what'd you say it was, homolone was?
1804
01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:58,520
- 78.
1805
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:03,520
- It came in 30 spots lower than a very Jonas Christmas movie.
1806
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,640
- Right, there you go.
1807
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:06,480
- That's all you need to know about this little.
1808
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:09,880
- Jonas Brothers, what the hell is going on, man?
1809
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:13,920
- It came in 18 spots lower than a castable for Christmas.
1810
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:16,680
- The classic Christmas movie.
1811
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:18,760
- A Christmas hero.
1812
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:22,080
- 1950 what a Christmas hero, '52.
1813
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,600
I mean, if I can only proud Christmas.
1814
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:26,600
- Christmas vacation, '64.
1815
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:30,280
- I'm taller, but I'm Christmas '53.
1816
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,080
- Scrooge at '67.
1817
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,080
Fuck this list, man.
1818
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:36,320
- Like these movies, these are movies that like,
1819
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:39,840
these are movies that have the meaning of Christmas in it.
1820
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,200
Like, you know, that,
1821
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:46,040
- I will watch this Tokyo Godfather's movie though.
1822
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,440
- There you go, that's all you need to know.
1823
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:50,280
- You go get it.
1824
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,600
- Next week, we'll be joined.
1825
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:52,440
- It's the world.
1826
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:53,960
- Oh, Christmas, that's gonna be it.
1827
01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,600
Oh yeah, that's all.
1828
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,000
- Yeah, we're about to run off the red door.
1829
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,600
- Oh, like, oh, Santa bring great present.
1830
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:03,080
- Yeah.
1831
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:05,080
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
1832
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:06,080
(laughs)
1833
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:06,920
- Oh, oh.
1834
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:09,680
- Who's who?
1835
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:10,680
- Santa Claus.
1836
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:11,680
- Yeah.
1837
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:12,680
- There we go.
1838
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,280
- So anyway, well, Fred, next week,
1839
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:18,560
we're gonna have Santa Claus himself come on the show.
1840
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:19,400
- Oh, nice.
1841
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,600
- And be on the show.
1842
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,440
(laughs)
1843
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:24,760
- Well, I'm sorry.
1844
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:25,600
- How's that?
1845
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:28,200
- He's gonna be on the show, be on the show.
1846
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,800
- He's gonna come on the show.
1847
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,000
He's gonna be really busy.
1848
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:31,840
- Come on, me.
1849
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:32,840
- God.
1850
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:36,200
- He's gonna be a busy guy because, you know,
1851
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:37,360
- Not coming on this show.
1852
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:40,200
- So, there you go.
1853
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,840
- He's gonna come on this is what he might.
1854
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:42,680
- He's coming.
1855
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:43,520
- He's the best.
1856
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:44,360
- We'll see what he does.
1857
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,200
- He's gonna be great.
1858
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,920
- And, woo-hoo-hoo.
1859
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:49,880
- And get ready for a brand new episode next week.
1860
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:52,400
Full of Christmas cheer.
1861
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,880
- Yeah, Christmas cheer.
1862
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:55,720
- All right.
1863
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:56,560
- But we'll see you next week.
1864
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,360
- We'll pull a whole lot of laughs.
1865
01:11:58,360 --> 01:11:59,200
- Oh, ho.
1866
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,360
(laughs)
1867
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:01,520
- Look at Fred, he's like,
1868
01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:02,920
"Uh, whatever, fuck you."
1869
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:04,680
- All right, get that, everyone.
1870
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:05,520
- All right.
1871
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:07,000
(laughs)
1872
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,200
- We are laughing.
1873
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:09,280
(laughs)
1874
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:10,680
And we are very good friends.
1875
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:11,520
(laughs)
1876
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:12,360
- Good vibes.
1877
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:14,120
- Very special moment.
1878
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:15,280
(laughs)
1879
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,860
(upbeat music)
1880
01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:31,120
- That's it, man.
1881
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:32,240
Game over, man.
1882
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:33,240
That's game over.
1883
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,720
- Just hang loose, blood.
1884
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:38,120
She's gonna catch up on the rebar on the meds.
1885
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:39,920
- Get to the chopper!
1886
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,760
(laughs)
1887
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:43,760
(laughs)
1888
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:44,760
- Oh, what a day.
1889
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:46,160
(laughs)
1890
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:47,800
Come on, what in the...
1891
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:49,000
(upbeat music)
1892
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,000
- Well, it's all folks.
1893
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,440
- I still have Easter, baby.
1894
01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:54,440
- God damn it.
1895
01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:57,200
(upbeat music)
1896
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,160
- I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
1897
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:02,480
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1898
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,960
- Surely you can be serious.
1899
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,160
- I am serious.
1900
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:06,360
And don't call me shortly.
1901
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:13,360
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