Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

Fred's Love Gun | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

Episode Summary

This week, on a raunchy new episode of the BLC Podcast. Parker has internet issues, and Fred and Allan are loving it. We're chatting about the big p's, and missing out on the Life at Seas three year cruise. We're working on getting our refund, but signs aren't hopeful. Then, it's time for everyone's favorite new internet trend, sexy cooking. It's time for the return of what you watchin? Christmas edition. We're talking about Good Burger 2, Please Don't Destroy, and Fred catches us up on the beginning of Squid Game: the Challenge on Netflix. This week, on Fredline News, it's toddler fight clubs, shoving poop in your butt (sorry children), tricking people to stay in the country, fun with fraud, and Happy Gilmore signs with Ball State. Parker has a surprise Fredline, and it's about food (of course). All that, and so much more, only on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.

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Fasten your seatbelt. It's going to be our

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bumpy night. Alive.

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It's alive.

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It's alive.

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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective

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Podcast.

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Oh, this is gonna be fun. We stay up late, swapping

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manless stories, and in the morning, I'll make it pop.

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With your host, Archer,

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featuring the sultry pounds, um, of Fred, and also

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Alan on the board.

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Let's go already.

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And now, uh, let's start the damn show.

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Welcome. Welcome one and all to the

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120th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective

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Podcast. Tonight's show is sponsored by

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Sue Sheep.

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All right. How do you like floor

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flanges?

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I love floor sluts.

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Damn right we do. But only if it's made by

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repeat. It's got an Indian as their logo.

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They heard what we said about other Indians a couple of weeks ago. You

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know what? The Sioux are friends of ours. The Sioux are

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our friends.

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Nice. We're Indian tribe.

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Yeah, it is the Sioux. Uh, so

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we're so glad you joined us. We do appreciate your support,

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other than some Indian people, apparently. We

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appreciate your support so very much

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you can keep up with us@blzpodcast.com.

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And please drop us a like or follow on X,

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Facebook, Twitter, and our TikTok. Please rate us on your

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favorite podcast platform and tell your friends.

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And now it's my favorite turlet. It's

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Fred.

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Turlet.

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I won't piss on your face, turlet. What?

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I don't know. I

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thought about not, uh, using that joke, because I was like, I don't want people to think

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that Fred's into that. But I don't know what you're into, so it's

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fine.

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That's all right. Ah, you know what? Uh, it's

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a different he's the bathroom.

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There you go.

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Alan OTV.

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He's the urine soaked bathroom.

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Yeah, it's me.

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Is that blue thing that sits in the back of the bowl?

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Ah, the one you look at when you're

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peeing

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advertising? We should do

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black urinal cakes.

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That'd be great. You ever been to a baseball game where they put the ice in

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the trough?

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Yeah. I don't know why they do that. Why

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do they?

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I don't know.

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I thought it was for the smell.

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Maybe that might be it.

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I really, truly don't know.

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I piss on that ice to try to melt it.

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Well, yeah, because that's the problem, is, like, you're going to

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when you give

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a man or a boy something that shoots in

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a direction right. They're going to do everything they can to make it

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into a.

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Man.

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Yeah, exactly. It's Fred's Love gun. That's a great

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name for this episode.

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That was get that right out of the

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gate. Like the potty train. They got the

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little bullseye thing.

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Uh, I use that, too. Uh, I'm

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learning. Put it in the tin.

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Still learning to this very day. Bret, I did the

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circle wheel thing.

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I try to.

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They got him a key. Oh, no.

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Think of Russia this time. Russia got to look at

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the video version of it. That's a good picture

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right there. Yeah.

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My name is Matt Parker, and I wear

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glasses.

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I like cheeseburgers.

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My m beard matches my shirt. Yeah.

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Know what you said, but I feel like it wasn't beneficial.

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You'll hear it.

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I will.

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That's what you get for freezing up, budy. You're

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right.

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It's true. Can't do anything about that.

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Go ahead, Matt.

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I love to urinate on my

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own shirt is what.

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There he goes again.

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I coordinated my shirt with my beard

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and my hair.

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Look at me. Look at me,

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fancy lad. Yeah.

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Tonight, the black leaker episode leak of

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collective episode is just Fred and Allen ragged

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on Matt.

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Fine. I deserve it. I'm sure I deserve it.

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Well, I'm back.

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I'm back for now. If I go

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away again, I am going to punch a baby.

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The baby that controls my Internet.

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I'm going to punch that CLB.

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That's right. Screw you, baby.

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Anyway, so, guys, uh, thanks for

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having seven minutes of peepee and poopoo talk. It

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sounds like hopefully we got most.

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Of that out of our system.

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I thought Alan was going to hit the button for sure.

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He reached for it. You saw him reach for it?

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I thought about it, but I was.

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Like, it's too obvious.

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Yeah, it's not the obvious

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joke. So, uh, guys, thank you very much. Like I said,

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sorry for any Internet issues we may be having, but thank you

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for listening.

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And Fred, I got some bad news for you,

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budy. I hate to lead off the show with bad news other than peepee

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poop. Bad news, Fred.

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Uh.

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So for the listening audience, we've been planning this for

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years. Yes. We were planning on going

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on the, uh, cruise experience of a

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lifetime. We were going to sign up for the

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Life at Seas three year cruise,

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where we, the Black Lane Collect

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Podcast, would have lived on a cruise

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ship for three entire years what?

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While recording our show and living

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the life? Yeah, dude,

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we can't do not

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well, let me tell you, Alan great segue.

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So the reason that we're not going to be able to do

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that is because we're poor.

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No, not because we're poor. Because, uh, the dream is

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over for passengers like, uh, us who'd signed up for the Life at

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Sea cruise's inaugural three year voyage. After

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weeks of silence, the company has acknowledged to

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passengers that it does not have a ship

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and therefore has canceled the departure.

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But don't worry. They vowed to refund us

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thousands of dollars.

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Part of our buddy.

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Well, they've had to refund those who'd signed up for cruises

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costing up to hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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Yeah.

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Well, originally, Fred, our cruise was set

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to depart from Istanbul, Turkey on

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November 1. Uh, but shortly before that

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date, departure was postponed to November

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11 and relocated to Amsterdam in the Netherlands.

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See? So that's why we didn't say anything about it because I was like well,

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then they postponed it again

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to November 30, which, of course, just happened,

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right? And again from

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Amsterdam. So I had already booked our tickets to Amsterdam.

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It was a whole thing.

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But we was waiting on the dock, right?

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We were just sitting, waiting. I was just tweedling my thumbs. I just got

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back from Amsterdam urinating on stuff

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for fun. Because apparently that's what I do. Uh, maybe

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I don't know what you guys said had nothing to do with

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that. Oh, great. Well, uh, I do that now, apparently.

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But on November 17, just a week

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before Thanksgiving and less than two

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weeks from our third departure date we were informed

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that the cruise was off.

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I love it.

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Oh, I got Michelle.

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Well, thankfully for us, Fred we were able to get to

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book a flight back into the States because some

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of the passengers who booked the 111 cabins that were

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sold uh, other than our three, uh,

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are still in Istanbul making their way there ahead of

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the original departure date. Others say they have

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nowhere to return to having sold or

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rented out their homes in anticipation of the round the world

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voyage right. As well as getting rid of

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all their earthly possessions.

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Oh, goodness.

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Most m have spent oh, go ahead.

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No, go ahead. Finish up.

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Say most of us have spent tens of thousands of dollars on

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what was meant to be the experience of a lifetime. It

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will now face a wait of at least several months to get

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our money back. The, uh, company has said it will make

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repayments in monthly installments starting from mid December

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and complete never get this. We'd never get this money. Never

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completing repayments late in February. It has

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also offered to pay for accommodations until December 1

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and flights home for anyone now stranded in Istanbul.

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We were stranded in Amsterdam, so they did not

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offer. But some of us

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say we have no homes to return to.

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You know what? Um, I'm kind

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of glad it got canceled.

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Are you?

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Yeah. Because when you think about it,

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you want to be on a boat with a bunch of old people for three.

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Imagine all the shrimp cocktails, though, Fred.

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So many shrimp cocktails. But three years worth of shrimp

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cocktail. Three years worth of

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whatever night of, uh what do they do?

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A fancy dining night.

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Yeah. Captain's night. The captain's

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dinner.

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Uh, um, so according to Fred, which

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is a passenger who wished to remain anonymous, but it's

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too late. There's a whole lot of people right now with nowhere

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to go, and some need their refund to

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even plan a place to go. It's not good right

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now.

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That's terrible, man.

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So our friends at the Life at Sea Cruises, Fred,

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have been planning on buying the Aid

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Aura, a ship retired this summer by

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IDA Cruises, a German subsidiary of

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Carnival Corp. It was due to be rechristened

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as the MV Laura,

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but it couldn't make the same.

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That's what I was going to do, man. They was going to get us on that ship.

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They were going to get us on.

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And sink that and they was going to sink that motherfucker.

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We're going to look for the Titanic or what was that ship

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that went down there with the

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sub that exploded? Yeah, but what was the sub?

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That was the Mayflower.

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No. The titan.

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Ah.

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Something m like that.

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They're like, we're going after them old people first.

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Six months. Six months ago. We can't remember today.

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What do you expect? Hey, we were supposed to be on this cruise

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last week and we forgot. So what are you going to do?

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What can you do?

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But after, uh, six weeks, three

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years on no, absolutely not.

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No.

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Uh, and I wasn't going to, but

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management was going to make us. Yeah, we didn't have

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a choice. And they were

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like, it's cheaper to do the podcast at C than it is to do it at

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your house. I was like, I don't know how that works, but you guys know

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better than me.

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I'm, ah, telling you, dude.

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Slavement.

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So, yeah, apparently they were going to have to pay 40 or $50 million for their

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ship. And they decided that that was not going to work.

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They going to fly.

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That dog won't hunt Monsignor.

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No, it probably wasn't

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that many people signed up because that's probably how they was going to pay for

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the ship.

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Well, that

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and fuel now, right.

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Uh, but then they

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get out to the middle of the ocean and just start floating

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for three years.

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Doing slave labor.

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Mopping the deck. Somebody get out there

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and row everybody.

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On the 7th floor or whatever go out. Row

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everybody in. Uh, they always have, like, weird names

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for the decks. They're like, everybody on the Orlando

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deck.

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Yeah. You're rowing

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today.

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Enjoy.

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As we take a beautiful scenic view through the

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Atlantic. It didn't help

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that, um,

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Hamas and Israel got into a fight

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because they started, uh, a week after

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the ship sale was originally supposed to have concluded.

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The ship's sail not like a sale.

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Um, and so Life at Sea said they declined to support

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us further due to unrest in the Middle East.

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There you go. There are the investors. The investors decided,

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yeah, we need to find an excuse.

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All right.

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They may have started with us. They may have started.

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So they did consider, uh, us

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going on a smaller ship, the MV

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Gemini. But it

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was way too small. So

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that's why their reasoning was, we

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chose not to because we have promised you a larger,

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newer vessel, they wrote, and the

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Gemini is at the heart of a defamation lawsuit

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brought to my Murray. Oh my god. Why did we sign up

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for

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I'm just like I said, I'm bummed, I'm happy.

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I'm bummed, I'm happy. It's a whole thing.

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Uh, I wasn't going I was going to just,

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like, make a show up. It's going to be like a

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weekend at Freddy's. It's going to be like a

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dummy.

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Three years at Freddy's, microphone

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in his mouth.

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And our listeners would be like, wow, you sound just as good as

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ever.

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Same phrases. Pull the string

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in the back. You know what I mean?

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Five times.

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I'm like, Fred, we're funnier than ever. And you're like, you know what I

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mean? Well,

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it's sad, buddy. I'm sorry that we're not going to be able to do

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it. I really wanted to i, uh, really wanted to spend three years

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with you guys in

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the cramped conditions. Because

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while they did buy us, um, a ticket, they

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also bought us the cheapest ticket we could get. So I'm

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pretty sure we were in that hole that, uh, what was it

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Leonardo DiCaprio was on?

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We're just in this bucket.

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Died in with the rat.

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Here, you you

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know, he can't have it all.

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Thanks to the boiler. So hot down

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here.

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Like I said, I wouldn't be surprised if they put us to work. Honestly, you got

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to pay for this.

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Somehow they make

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us do like, stand up comedy. Yeah.

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After two nights at sea, the Black Lean Collective was Cast

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address.

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You'll never hear from them again.

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Like, thankfully, the bartender.

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Washing glass.

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Thankfully, we didn't have any fuel, so we were only able to float

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50ft away from Istanbul. The Black

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League and Collective podcast was able to safely return to

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shore, where they were immediately killed for

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their views on the middle.

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We were welcomed by the, uh, Eastern

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bullions. Turkish turkish people.

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We've, uh, said something about Turkey land. And they don't like us

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there. They love us in Germany, though, Fred, I don't think

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they, like, know they like Turkey.

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They like coffee.

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If you are from

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make this let's not make this a food show yet.

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We will when they cook it in.

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The sand and shit.

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Yes. Oh my god.

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How the fuck does this shit grow?

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Because sand is so hot. You can get sand can

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absorb hundreds of degrees of heat before it

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melts because it's essentially or

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soon to be glass. And so, yeah, they'll slide it over to the

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hot part, and then it's like,

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oh, no. And then they flip it. I want it so

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bad. I want that. And

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I want the people this is stupid. I want the

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people who do the tricks with

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the ice cream ice cream cones.

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I want it so much.

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What is that meme song? He's like, yes, no, yes,

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no.

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That'll be going off in my head the whole time.

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Yeah,

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the little kid just like, girl, that's it.

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And you know the trick to that is, like, every time they hand you a cone, you just

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take a bite out of it.

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Yeah.

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They're like, damn it, I can't waste all these cones. I don't like

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that part of it, though, because that makes me think, like, how many times have you

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handed this cone to somebody

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else? And, like, I don't know, those people

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just say, yes. Cone bid.

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Uh, that's what you get

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COVID.

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That's how many times.

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Basket robbins, 32 flavors.

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That's what it is. That's what it's all about.

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Well, Fred, two scopes of COVID

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Think it's is it 31,

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probably 31. I don't know. Maybe they have 32 by now. I don't know.

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But their lemon is delicious. Anyway,

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let's count them off. Let's spend the rest of the show counting

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off. I'll name them and you count them.

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It'll be, uh, wonderful.

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Well, Fred, actually, surprisingly, or not surprisingly,

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however you want to look at it, this brings me to

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tonight's. We had a name for this, and I already forgot.

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Parker's something.

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Food shit.

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We never came up with the name.

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Well, then it's called parker's food shit. Okay.

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I thought we had mataronian.

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Oh, yeah. Mataronian cheat.

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That's hard. To.

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Parker'S food shit.

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That's acceptable. Everybody knows that. That's what

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it eventually becomes.

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Anyway, uh,

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so, Fred, I got a cooking trend

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that I need to talk to you guys about, and I would love

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to get your opinions on it. And again huh, I'll tell you, not a cooking

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show, but this trend,

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I've been seeing it more and more, and it's really bugging me. And

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I was like, I got to talk to somebody about it, which means I got to talk

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to you guys about it.

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Thank you so much, Alan. I feel so much better.

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My yes. My fart, when I did fart, it was

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like, whoa, that's not as impressive as that.

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So my fart is you shamed my fart.

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You fart shame me, Alan.

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Thanks.

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Uh, have you guys seen the trend of, like,

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sexy cooking? Have you seen any of these

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videos?

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Okay.

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Where the guy like, yeah, okay, you tell me, and then,

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uh, I'll oh.

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You talk about, like, salt bay.

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No, not like salt bay. No. Where the guy's like

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it's usually a dude. My experience, for some

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reason, I hope that there's ladies doing sexy cooking, but I feel

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like and it's like they'll be like

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we're making sausage. And then they

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hold the sausage at their crotch.

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Yeah.

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Or they rub like if they make like a

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roll, they'll cut a slice in it and then rub

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it rub.

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The finger right through the slice.

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Yeah.

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I saw a dude do that with like, chicken breast

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and threw it down. And he slapped

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it right, uh, saying that he rubbed his

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hands on it, like real slick. And

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then they had women on the other side. It was like the women's

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reaction of it.

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I hope they were all grown.

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No, um, yeah, all

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of them was like because, you know, like

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on that piece on the part of the chicken at the bottom, like it's got the

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little slit.

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Sure.

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And he ran his finger through it and they were

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like, dude, people are sick.

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He would touch a vagina.

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Yeah, but I saw where

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there was a chick, she was cooking a ribeye sandwich.

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I'm into that. Hold on.

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Let's see, uh, that shit she had. I

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mean, damn.

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We went from Sears catalogs to this

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30 years.

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Yeah. The mommy milkers.

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I think that this is probably this lady.

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Well, this show is over because

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I'm.

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Going to be watching Categorizing

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as gazumbas.

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I got to go to the bathroom for 45 I got to take a dump.

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We'll be right back with the Black Legal podcast.

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We'll be right back in 4 hours.

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So there's this lady and you guys feel free

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to listen at home.

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Cuby cooking. And

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it's a sexy girl cooking easy

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vegetable stir fry recipe. Let me show you the

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presentation here, Fred, because I feel like you would be

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like, hey, yeah,

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I'm pretty hungry for stir fry right now. I'm being honest with

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you. Yeah, look at that.

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That's insane. How can you get away with

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that's? YouTube too.

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It's YouTube. Yeah. So she's just telling you about I

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feel like she's maybe AI she may.

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Be, but that's not the girl I saw. The girl I

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saw was she's a white chick.

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Oh, word.

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God dang. She got nipples out and everything. That's crazy.

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That's what I'm saying. And she's holding a cucumber. Yeah, look,

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of course it's carrots and cucumbers and shit.

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Yeah, it's all fat.

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What else would it be?

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She's like, oh, this carrot is too big for me.

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If you need a great stir fry for your peyote's

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disease,

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give us a here's. Uh, was uh, it Katie's

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sister hot girl cooking?

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I don't know.

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I never even looked at you were.

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Looking at the dudes.

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My algorithm only shows me sexy dudes cooking.

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I don't get it. I don't understand why

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algorithms fucked up, man.

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Algorithm doesn't give a shit, man. That's the thing.

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Algorithm don't make that shit up. You must have

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uh uh.

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Every day when I get on I'm like, oh, what am I going to have for lunch? I

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Google shirtless dude rubbing chicken

526

00:25:06,290 --> 00:25:09,258

and then see where it takes me sometimes. It's

527

00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:11,550

true. Sometimes it auto corrects the rubbing cock,

528

00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:15,314

because the cock is a type of chicken, Fred, so

529

00:25:15,352 --> 00:25:16,820

I never thought anything of

530

00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:21,934

so okay, well, I'm going to have to investigate the sexy cooking

531

00:25:21,982 --> 00:25:24,782

trend videos, uh, in the restroom

532

00:25:24,846 --> 00:25:25,298

for you.

533

00:25:25,304 --> 00:25:26,740

Looking at the wrong ones.

534

00:25:27,190 --> 00:25:29,078

Tell me about the one that you saw.

535

00:25:29,244 --> 00:25:32,134

So it was something about what was she

536

00:25:32,172 --> 00:25:32,470

making?

537

00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:33,094

That's what I need.

538

00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,138

She was making a ribeye sandwich.

539

00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,386

Ribeye sandwich?

540

00:25:36,498 --> 00:25:38,940

Yeah, a whole ribeye sandwich. And

541

00:25:39,630 --> 00:25:42,540

she got the pan, and then she started

542

00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:46,570

rubbing it, put the butter in it. And she was like,

543

00:25:46,570 --> 00:25:49,500

um, sauce hanging it. Like flipping it.

544

00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:53,422

She was flipping it. All right.

545

00:25:53,556 --> 00:25:56,446

Oh, my God. Yeah. I

546

00:25:56,468 --> 00:25:59,010

hate to, um

547

00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:01,694

sexist. What's it there for?

548

00:26:01,812 --> 00:26:02,494

Of course.

549

00:26:02,612 --> 00:26:05,200

Why does it exist? Exactly. That's what I don't understand.

550

00:26:05,810 --> 00:26:08,786

And now that I Google that, I feel like it's going to pop up for me all

551

00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:11,746

the time. And I'm explain this to

552

00:26:11,768 --> 00:26:14,226

explain this to my loved ones, why

553

00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:17,254

shirtless girl cooking is trending on my

554

00:26:17,292 --> 00:26:18,470

fucking shit.

555

00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:23,286

Even though they weren't shirtless, they were somewhat clothed. I don't even

556

00:26:23,308 --> 00:26:25,960

know that I can't say fully clothed because

557

00:26:26,570 --> 00:26:29,466

she definitely wasn't. That's weird, though. I still

558

00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:31,130

pretty sure that was a robot.

559

00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:37,020

Like I said, I saw it, and it grossed me out because

560

00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:40,254

I think, okay. For a guy, for us

561

00:26:40,292 --> 00:26:42,814

guys ah. What do you call

562

00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:43,470

we're,

563

00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:47,646

um, enticed by things that we

564

00:26:47,668 --> 00:26:48,910

can see, right?

565

00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:49,518

Yeah.

566

00:26:49,604 --> 00:26:52,542

So you're like, oh, look at that. Look at that. Nice rear end

567

00:26:52,596 --> 00:26:54,910

on that lady. I appreciate that.

568

00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:57,806

Right. But I always thought why I've

569

00:26:57,838 --> 00:27:00,814

always been told ladies, it's more of an emotional

570

00:27:00,862 --> 00:27:01,460

thing.

571

00:27:02,470 --> 00:27:03,218

Right?

572

00:27:03,384 --> 00:27:06,126

I thought from the emotional standpoint, a guy

573

00:27:06,248 --> 00:27:09,142

slapping a chicken breast with his shirt off

574

00:27:09,196 --> 00:27:11,174

would probably not do it for him.

575

00:27:11,292 --> 00:27:14,086

But see, that's some women and

576

00:27:14,108 --> 00:27:17,106

to some women, they may be turned

577

00:27:17,138 --> 00:27:19,178

off by that, but they may not like that.

578

00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:22,154

Do you think it's more that the guy is just cooking something

579

00:27:22,192 --> 00:27:23,740

and they're not having to do it?

580

00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:24,858

No.

581

00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:25,980

Or is it.

582

00:27:28,350 --> 00:27:29,980

How these women I hit on,

583

00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,014

right?

584

00:27:32,052 --> 00:27:34,800

But they're like, oh, look at that guy. He's doing the dishes and everything.

585

00:27:37,650 --> 00:27:40,538

Laundry. They're

586

00:27:40,554 --> 00:27:43,198

like, oh, can't do it anymore. I can't handle it. I got to take a

587

00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:43,870

dump.

588

00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:45,326

I got to go to the bathroom.

589

00:27:45,358 --> 00:27:45,918

And take a dump.

590

00:27:45,934 --> 00:27:46,980

I'll be right back.

591

00:27:47,430 --> 00:27:50,034

All right. I'll be

592

00:27:50,072 --> 00:27:52,706

back. So I don't know. I get it.

593

00:27:52,728 --> 00:27:55,682

I guess. That's the thing, man, is like these trends like this

594

00:27:55,736 --> 00:27:58,566

are just it just gets out of hand because it's like

595

00:27:58,588 --> 00:28:01,542

one person does it and they're like, oh, this is a great

596

00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:04,070

idea. We should always do this forever.

597

00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:07,534

They see whoever

598

00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:10,586

the first person do it or whatnot? They get

599

00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:13,034

2 million views off of it.

600

00:28:13,072 --> 00:28:13,660

Right.

601

00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:16,694

Let me try it. That's

602

00:28:16,742 --> 00:28:17,766

everything, dude.

603

00:28:17,878 --> 00:28:20,262

Yeah, we should do a sexy cooking video.

604

00:28:20,336 --> 00:28:23,022

And you could never ASMR figure

605

00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,860

out who started it.

606

00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:27,550

Uh, probably the chinese.

607

00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:31,738

Probably our friends at Sea of Life cruises.

608

00:28:31,914 --> 00:28:33,550

Or it could be su. Chief

609

00:28:35,170 --> 00:28:37,940

Iron Chef That's probably what it is. It's probably

610

00:28:39,110 --> 00:28:41,918

toilet flanges. We, uh, need to drive up sales of toilet

611

00:28:41,934 --> 00:28:44,866

flanges. How do we get people to take more dumps? Then they're like,

612

00:28:44,888 --> 00:28:47,846

oh, all we have to do is put sexy cooking on. All the guys will

613

00:28:47,868 --> 00:28:50,806

go take a dump. And while they do that, they'll wear out

614

00:28:50,828 --> 00:28:53,350

the toilet flange. It's the perfect strategy.

615

00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:56,338

Telling you, man, don't mess with the chief.

616

00:28:56,434 --> 00:28:57,314

That's foolproof.

617

00:28:57,362 --> 00:28:58,760

Yeah, that's what they say.

618

00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:02,522

Mess with the chief. They got guys sitting in the room

619

00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:04,058

just thinking shit up.

620

00:29:04,224 --> 00:29:06,540

Well, I mean, that's what their job is, I guess.

621

00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:09,258

Things got to happen for other things to happen.

622

00:29:09,424 --> 00:29:12,286

That's true. Things do have to happen for other things to happen. That

623

00:29:12,308 --> 00:29:13,610

is science, bitch.

624

00:29:13,690 --> 00:29:16,666

Yeah. What's the quickest way to wear out a toilet

625

00:29:16,698 --> 00:29:18,670

flange? Masturbation.

626

00:29:23,570 --> 00:29:26,494

Masturbating to women, cooking ribeye steaks

627

00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:29,460

and rubbing raw chicken with their.

628

00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:36,182

You ever watch that South Park episode that Randy would call,

629

00:29:36,236 --> 00:29:38,230

like, the cooking hotline?

630

00:29:40,090 --> 00:29:42,982

He's, like, hiding, and he's like, what are you doing? I'm putting

631

00:29:43,036 --> 00:29:44,390

gravy on the turkeys.

632

00:29:47,790 --> 00:29:49,660

That may be what started it.

633

00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:54,678

Well, Fred, I think we should do some ASMR sexy cooking

634

00:29:54,774 --> 00:29:57,658

videos for the channel, so let's work on

635

00:29:57,664 --> 00:30:00,634

that. Let's all lick raw

636

00:30:00,682 --> 00:30:03,402

chicken sexily sexually

637

00:30:03,546 --> 00:30:05,038

with our shirts off.

638

00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:07,520

We, uh, go cook like, ugly food.

639

00:30:08,530 --> 00:30:10,720

Here's a grilled cheese, bitch. Shut up.

640

00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:16,098

You get what you get. There's a roasted duck with the

641

00:30:16,104 --> 00:30:17,460

head still on it.

642

00:30:22,310 --> 00:30:24,978

How long do you think is too long to wait on to eat a

643

00:30:24,984 --> 00:30:27,926

turkey? Like a Thanksgiving turkey if I'm still eating it?

644

00:30:27,948 --> 00:30:28,918

Is that a bad thing?

645

00:30:29,004 --> 00:30:29,766

I don't know.

646

00:30:29,868 --> 00:30:30,374

Good.

647

00:30:30,492 --> 00:30:32,520

Three days, maybe. I don't know.

648

00:30:33,610 --> 00:30:34,840

You can go long.

649

00:30:35,530 --> 00:30:36,822

We can hold it till Christmas, right?

650

00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:37,974

Probably, at least.

651

00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:39,160

No problem.

652

00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:41,400

Warm up to happen.

653

00:30:43,370 --> 00:30:44,374

Ketchup on it, man.

654

00:30:44,412 --> 00:30:45,560

You'd be good to go.

655

00:30:46,410 --> 00:30:47,910

People do love ketchup.

656

00:30:49,530 --> 00:30:52,014

So all right, well, we'll take a quick

657

00:30:52,052 --> 00:30:54,702

break, and we'll be back with more

658

00:30:54,836 --> 00:30:57,534

of the Fat Lincoln Collective podcast. Talk

659

00:30:57,572 --> 00:31:00,000

about food and boobies, I guess.

660

00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:03,442

We'll be right back. The Black

661

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662

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663

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664

00:31:11,736 --> 00:31:14,626

Farty. Hey. What?

665

00:31:14,728 --> 00:31:17,350

Are you trying to tell me something, boy? Uh,

666

00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:21,670

what? The Black Lincoln Collective podcast.

667

00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:25,766

Uh, what

668

00:31:25,948 --> 00:31:28,120

blcpodcast.com?

669

00:31:28,990 --> 00:31:31,862

Uh, and Twitter. And

670

00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:32,710

YouTube.

671

00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,198

Uh, thank you

672

00:31:36,284 --> 00:31:37,240

so much.

673

00:31:40,370 --> 00:31:41,600

Oh, wait.

674

00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:24,422

Fred. Tis the season.

675

00:32:24,566 --> 00:32:27,206

Last week we learned that it's syphilis

676

00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:29,910

season, but this week,

677

00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,282

Fred, we're learning that it's television

678

00:32:32,346 --> 00:32:35,134

season. So,

679

00:32:35,172 --> 00:32:38,000

Fred, that begs the question from me to you,

680

00:32:38,530 --> 00:32:39,630

what you watching?

681

00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:42,460

What you watching? Uh,

682

00:32:43,090 --> 00:32:46,082

well, me and the kids sat down and watched well, they

683

00:32:46,136 --> 00:32:48,978

watched it. I got to see, like, the

684

00:32:49,064 --> 00:32:51,342

middle end of the movie,

685

00:32:51,486 --> 00:32:54,414

but it's new and it's exciting. It's

686

00:32:54,462 --> 00:32:57,254

nostalgic. It's good burger, too.

687

00:32:57,372 --> 00:32:58,870

Oh, good burger, too.

688

00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,894

Good burger. Uh, was it

689

00:33:01,932 --> 00:33:04,726

any good because what I saw

690

00:33:04,828 --> 00:33:07,270

was kind of funny. I like Keenan.

691

00:33:10,350 --> 00:33:12,154

You couldn't get through the first one.

692

00:33:12,272 --> 00:33:14,460

When it first came out. Yeah, right.

693

00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:17,900

I didn't really know.

694

00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:22,822

Kale.

695

00:33:22,966 --> 00:33:25,914

Right. And that's the thing. See, I think I was aged out

696

00:33:25,952 --> 00:33:28,526

a little bit of that. Like, I was a little too old for that.

697

00:33:28,628 --> 00:33:29,080

Yeah.

698

00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,722

Um, and so to me, it was just, like, dumb,

699

00:33:31,866 --> 00:33:34,846

but yeah, I know a lot of people love I

700

00:33:34,868 --> 00:33:36,802

love Keenan now. I like him a lot.

701

00:33:36,856 --> 00:33:37,460

Right.

702

00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:41,266

Kel doesn't barely looks like he's caked in

703

00:33:41,288 --> 00:33:43,682

makeup throughout the whole show.

704

00:33:43,816 --> 00:33:45,554

He really is.

705

00:33:45,752 --> 00:33:47,000

He's got to be.

706

00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:49,910

They put so much makeup on that dude.

707

00:33:50,730 --> 00:33:53,400

It's bad, but

708

00:33:54,010 --> 00:33:56,440

it's got funny bits. You know what I mean?

709

00:33:57,470 --> 00:34:00,470

Like I said, Keenan makes it, and then there's

710

00:34:00,550 --> 00:34:01,930

a ton of cameos.

711

00:34:03,470 --> 00:34:05,930

Like, everybody who's anybody is

712

00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,620

right.

713

00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:10,426

I do feel like I saw Davidson Maybe in

714

00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:10,730

it.

715

00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,786

Yeah. Pete Davidson. Uh, John Cena,

716

00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:14,558

I believe.

717

00:34:14,724 --> 00:34:17,566

Yeah, I watched the very beginning. I watched the first maybe ten minutes, and I was

718

00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,070

like, uh, I can't do this right now.

719

00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:19,760

Yeah.

720

00:34:22,030 --> 00:34:24,946

Uh, like I said, I haven't watched it all the way through. What I

721

00:34:24,968 --> 00:34:27,570

saw, like, bits were funny.

722

00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:31,506

Uh, they've got lil, uh, Royal Howard's in

723

00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:34,402

it as one of the bad

724

00:34:34,456 --> 00:34:37,254

guys. And I can't remember the

725

00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:37,910

chick.

726

00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:43,382

Her popularity is coming up. She plays the bad

727

00:34:43,436 --> 00:34:45,760

guy. Uh, but, uh,

728

00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,698

I don't know who she is.

729

00:34:47,884 --> 00:34:49,420

I will watch it.

730

00:34:52,670 --> 00:34:54,010

Megacorp.

731

00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:57,382

Is it Shar Jackson? Does she play Monique?

732

00:34:57,526 --> 00:34:58,522

No. White.

733

00:34:58,576 --> 00:35:00,306

Carmen electra as Roxanne.

734

00:35:00,438 --> 00:35:02,558

Little chubby face? Oh.

735

00:35:02,644 --> 00:35:05,534

Lori Beth Dernberg, as

736

00:35:05,572 --> 00:35:08,494

Connie Muldoon, maybe.

737

00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:11,390

Or was it Julian Bell as Kat poswell?

738

00:35:12,230 --> 00:35:13,714

Uh, I'm not sure.

739

00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:16,820

Probably Jillian Bell. Jillian Bell was in

740

00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:20,914

workaholics. Uh, yes, that is her.

741

00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:21,426

That's who it is.

742

00:35:21,448 --> 00:35:21,634

Okay.

743

00:35:21,672 --> 00:35:22,930

Yeah, she's funny.

744

00:35:24,870 --> 00:35:27,150

Another show that I want to see is,

745

00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:29,780

um, the dudes from,

746

00:35:30,870 --> 00:35:33,298

um um, Please Don't

747

00:35:33,314 --> 00:35:36,294

Destroy. Yeah. The please don't destroy guys. Yeah.

748

00:35:36,492 --> 00:35:37,590

They have a movie, right?

749

00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:39,960

Yeah, they have a movie. I can't remember the name of it.

750

00:35:42,030 --> 00:35:44,886

I think they may have taken it. The fire on Butt Mountain

751

00:35:44,918 --> 00:35:45,466

or something like that.

752

00:35:45,488 --> 00:35:47,530

Yeah. Curse of something mountain.

753

00:35:47,950 --> 00:35:50,566

They took our fucking idea from the fire on Butt

754

00:35:50,598 --> 00:35:51,290

Mountain.

755

00:35:53,870 --> 00:35:56,654

It was. Please don't destroy the

756

00:35:56,692 --> 00:35:58,218

treasure of Foggy Mountain.

757

00:35:58,314 --> 00:35:59,998

Foggy Mountain. There you, uh go. Yeah.

758

00:36:00,084 --> 00:36:02,438

I want to see the fire on Butt Mountain.

759

00:36:02,634 --> 00:36:05,234

I think their sketches on SNL are,

760

00:36:05,272 --> 00:36:07,620

like, some of the funniest ones.

761

00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:11,570

Yeah. Because it's that awkward funny, right?

762

00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,260

Yeah.

763

00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:16,100

Probably a lot like us, where

764

00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,602

they're funny because they're nerds.

765

00:36:19,746 --> 00:36:19,900

Yeah. Ah.

766

00:36:23,370 --> 00:36:25,400

Is that come out yet? I don't even know.

767

00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,450

I think it is. I think it's out on peacock.

768

00:36:28,610 --> 00:36:29,970

Peacock. I have peacock.

769

00:36:30,050 --> 00:36:30,690

Yeah.

770

00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:33,414

All right, well, I'll watch that, and I'll

771

00:36:33,462 --> 00:36:35,740

watch Good Burger Two

772

00:36:36,590 --> 00:36:37,660

right after,

773

00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,860

774

00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:42,586

uh what?

775

00:36:42,608 --> 00:36:43,242

I'm sorry.

776

00:36:43,376 --> 00:36:46,286

No, I was going to transition to something else, so

777

00:36:46,308 --> 00:36:46,958

you tell me.

778

00:36:47,044 --> 00:36:47,630

Okay. Yes.

779

00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:50,526

One more thing that I have been watching, and. I have been

780

00:36:50,548 --> 00:36:53,394

watching this sexy cooking shows. I think

781

00:36:53,432 --> 00:36:55,346

it is pretty good.

782

00:36:55,370 --> 00:36:56,782

Uh, bottomless cooking.

783

00:36:56,926 --> 00:36:58,830

Squid Game. The Challenge.

784

00:36:58,910 --> 00:37:01,778

Oh, squid game. The challenge is that now the

785

00:37:01,864 --> 00:37:03,874

final episode of that comes out.

786

00:37:03,912 --> 00:37:05,780

Like, it came out today,

787

00:37:06,630 --> 00:37:09,410

the last four episodes.

788

00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,526

I think it's good, man.

789

00:37:13,628 --> 00:37:14,374

Is it?

790

00:37:14,492 --> 00:37:17,254

Yeah, man, I think it's really good. It's just like the

791

00:37:17,292 --> 00:37:19,158

show where they start with, like,

792

00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:21,738

453 or whatever.

793

00:37:21,824 --> 00:37:23,914

Yeah, 456 people.

794

00:37:24,032 --> 00:37:24,362

Okay.

795

00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:27,180

And they're going to whittle it down to one

796

00:37:28,030 --> 00:37:30,506

four and a half million dollar prize to the

797

00:37:30,528 --> 00:37:31,058

winner.

798

00:37:31,174 --> 00:37:32,960

Wow, that's a pretty good, uh

799

00:37:34,530 --> 00:37:34,846

but.

800

00:37:34,868 --> 00:37:37,806

I think something's going to happen, like, where they're not going to get that

801

00:37:37,828 --> 00:37:38,254

money.

802

00:37:38,372 --> 00:37:41,214

Well, I did see that

803

00:37:41,252 --> 00:37:43,378

they were already, uh, being sued from some of the

804

00:37:43,384 --> 00:37:45,874

contestants because

805

00:37:46,072 --> 00:37:48,980

I guess the first challenge was sob. Uh,

806

00:37:49,910 --> 00:37:52,626

green light, red light, green light. And apparently some people it was really

807

00:37:52,648 --> 00:37:55,034

cold that day where they were filming.

808

00:37:55,102 --> 00:37:58,086

And apparently some of

809

00:37:58,108 --> 00:38:00,966

the, um, they were out there for

810

00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:03,320

more than, like, 7 hours filming this

811

00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:04,854

thing.

812

00:38:04,972 --> 00:38:07,080

It's four and a half million dollars.

813

00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:08,010

Right.

814

00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,140

And you're going to complain because

815

00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:14,282

so what? Uh, this is what you came

816

00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:17,126

for. Luckily, this wasn't really squid

817

00:38:17,158 --> 00:38:18,890

game. And you got shot.

818

00:38:21,310 --> 00:38:22,300

You had

819

00:38:24,110 --> 00:38:27,018

you think they just let you be comfortable

820

00:38:27,114 --> 00:38:28,670

for four and a half million dollars?

821

00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,880

Well, I mean, you know yeah, probably.

822

00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:34,002

Can I give you a spoiler? It's not like,

823

00:38:34,056 --> 00:38:36,418

huge or anything, but like sure.

824

00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,238

Okay. Spoiler.

825

00:38:38,414 --> 00:38:39,890

The squid runs.

826

00:38:41,430 --> 00:38:43,170

Is it really a real squid?

827

00:38:45,830 --> 00:38:48,726

They dropped the giant squid on there. No. So red light,

828

00:38:48,748 --> 00:38:50,950

green light. They start with

829

00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:53,346

456 people, and it's

830

00:38:53,378 --> 00:38:56,342

incredible to see all the people there. Over half

831

00:38:56,396 --> 00:38:57,486

are eliminated.

832

00:38:57,618 --> 00:38:58,300

Sure.

833

00:39:00,190 --> 00:39:02,922

It's so funny because people are just

834

00:39:02,976 --> 00:39:04,380

getting shot left.

835

00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:07,446

They actually get shot.

836

00:39:07,558 --> 00:39:08,220

Yeah.

837

00:39:09,230 --> 00:39:09,946

Or something like that.

838

00:39:09,968 --> 00:39:12,410

No, they wear, like, these little squibs, uh,

839

00:39:12,670 --> 00:39:15,354

under their squib game. Yes, squib

840

00:39:15,402 --> 00:39:18,334

game. And it's funny because

841

00:39:18,532 --> 00:39:21,454

you got to think about it. It's 450

842

00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:24,306

people there, right. If you

843

00:39:24,328 --> 00:39:26,802

want your chance to even just be

844

00:39:26,856 --> 00:39:29,300

seen out of all those people,

845

00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:33,346

when you get shot, you got to die. Like, you

846

00:39:33,368 --> 00:39:35,590

got to be dramatic about it. And it's so

847

00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:36,550

dramatic.

848

00:39:39,690 --> 00:39:41,160

These people have been

849

00:39:45,370 --> 00:39:48,246

well, no, what.

850

00:39:48,268 --> 00:39:50,886

They were saying is that they would go through and

851

00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:53,914

after they would go to a red light, they would

852

00:39:53,952 --> 00:39:56,906

go through the videotape and view it frame by

853

00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:59,420

frame to see people who had moved and who didn't after

854

00:39:59,790 --> 00:40:02,602

change. That's what took them so long, was

855

00:40:02,656 --> 00:40:05,566

like, they went through on every, uh, change. And we're like,

856

00:40:05,588 --> 00:40:07,920

oh, we have to check every single person to make sure.

857

00:40:08,370 --> 00:40:11,166

I, uh, did notice that because I

858

00:40:11,188 --> 00:40:12,880

think you had five minutes

859

00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:14,562

to end.

860

00:40:14,616 --> 00:40:16,962

To get 7

861

00:40:17,016 --> 00:40:17,620

hours.

862

00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:21,506

But I was like, why are

863

00:40:21,528 --> 00:40:24,420

they waiting so long between

864

00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:27,270

stops and starts? You know what I'm saying?

865

00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:27,960

Right.

866

00:40:28,570 --> 00:40:31,458

Yeah, they would be. I mean, she's

867

00:40:31,474 --> 00:40:34,434

so stupid. A lot of people being smart

868

00:40:34,482 --> 00:40:37,430

they would, like, lay down. They would run, uh, and

869

00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,270

lay down. That's smart.

870

00:40:41,050 --> 00:40:43,926

She squatted. She

871

00:40:43,948 --> 00:40:44,950

was squatting.

872

00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:49,590

Alex.

873

00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:18,246

Uh, you're going down. Go down, baby. Why not just sit

874

00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:21,158

down on your butt? See, that would be my problem is after the

875

00:41:21,164 --> 00:41:24,118

first, like, three where I laid down, I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to

876

00:41:24,124 --> 00:41:26,806

lay here. I'll be fine. I don't need

877

00:41:26,828 --> 00:41:29,366

that $4.5 billion. I'll just take

878

00:41:29,388 --> 00:41:29,960

it.

879

00:41:31,230 --> 00:41:34,154

Well, uh, of course it's $4.5 million.

880

00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:36,602

So every, uh, person that gets eliminated is ten

881

00:41:36,656 --> 00:41:37,222

grand.

882

00:41:37,366 --> 00:41:38,698

Right. That makes sense.

883

00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:41,526

Yeah. There's a guy, Clemson.

884

00:41:41,718 --> 00:41:43,910

Yeah, I saw that. A former linebacker.

885

00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:44,460

Yeah.

886

00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:46,140

Uh, he's a

887

00:41:46,910 --> 00:41:48,246

dick jerk.

888

00:41:48,358 --> 00:41:49,700

He's dick bag.

889

00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,994

Uh, just remember, Fred, when it comes to reality

890

00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:54,480

TV, it's all about the,

891

00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,694

uh, bad guy.

892

00:41:57,812 --> 00:41:59,322

No, this dude's a dick bag.

893

00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:02,146

Dude couldn't edit this

894

00:42:02,168 --> 00:42:02,402

out.

895

00:42:02,456 --> 00:42:05,186

Yeah, you couldn't edit this shit any other way than what it

896

00:42:05,208 --> 00:42:08,020

was. This guy is a straight total,

897

00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:13,386

uh, jock, bro. You know what

898

00:42:13,388 --> 00:42:13,798

I mean?

899

00:42:13,884 --> 00:42:16,422

Well, I'm a jock, bro. Fred. So me and him would get along

900

00:42:16,476 --> 00:42:17,074

swing.

901

00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:19,450

Well, that's probably why they picked.

902

00:42:21,950 --> 00:42:24,794

Fred. The jock in me got me

903

00:42:24,832 --> 00:42:27,546

walking. I walked 100 miles this past month.

904

00:42:27,728 --> 00:42:30,286

Did you know what? And the whole time I did it, I was like,

905

00:42:30,308 --> 00:42:30,880

bra.

906

00:42:33,490 --> 00:42:36,458

Yeah, I did. I was able to do the challenge that I accepted.

907

00:42:36,474 --> 00:42:39,294

The Squid game challenge of, uh, walk

908

00:42:39,332 --> 00:42:40,960

100 miles or be fast.

909

00:42:41,490 --> 00:42:42,750

The home version.

910

00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:46,946

Want to kill yourself at home? There's only one way to do

911

00:42:46,968 --> 00:42:48,260

it. Yeah, bra.

912

00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:51,230

Squid game. The home version.

913

00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:53,380

Uh, squid game at home. Kill yourself.

914

00:42:55,670 --> 00:42:58,286

That's the best part. So if there was a real Squid.

915

00:42:58,318 --> 00:43:00,406

Game, people are dying to do it.

916

00:43:00,588 --> 00:43:03,462

If there was an actual Squid game, like the real

917

00:43:03,516 --> 00:43:06,342

thing, how much would have to be in the pot

918

00:43:06,396 --> 00:43:07,718

for you to take the chance?

919

00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:09,378

No, not doing that.

920

00:43:09,484 --> 00:43:10,186

No amount.

921

00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:12,746

No. Even in the

922

00:43:12,768 --> 00:43:13,340

show.

923

00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:15,340

That's what I'm saying.

924

00:43:17,630 --> 00:43:19,782

Let's say it was $4.5

925

00:43:19,936 --> 00:43:21,134

billion.

926

00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:21,980

For what?

927

00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:23,678

Uh, you wouldn't take the chance?

928

00:43:23,764 --> 00:43:26,446

No. Why? Uh, somebody's got to win

929

00:43:26,468 --> 00:43:29,454

it. No, you got to earn that

930

00:43:29,492 --> 00:43:31,200

$4.5 billion,

931

00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:36,466

man. I know.

932

00:43:36,488 --> 00:43:39,300

The ODS are well, that's what I'm asking. What number

933

00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:41,730

would you be like? Okay.

934

00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,620

It wouldn't even have to be money.

935

00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:47,800

Uh, honestly, it has to be like Running Man.

936

00:43:48,410 --> 00:43:48,774

Yeah.

937

00:43:48,812 --> 00:43:51,080

You know what I'm saying? It'd be like, okay,

938

00:43:51,610 --> 00:43:54,246

you're going to die either way. We're going to

939

00:43:54,268 --> 00:43:57,158

execute you. But you've got a chance

940

00:43:57,244 --> 00:43:59,580

out here in The Running Man.

941

00:43:59,950 --> 00:44:00,700

Right?

942

00:44:01,070 --> 00:44:03,660

Okay. Yeah.

943

00:44:04,030 --> 00:44:04,682

Let's go.

944

00:44:04,736 --> 00:44:05,580

Running man.

945

00:44:05,950 --> 00:44:07,290

That was a good movie.

946

00:44:12,190 --> 00:44:13,180

Close enough.

947

00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:16,540

Dynamo. Yeah.

948

00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:22,142

Wasn't that based on a Stephen King book or no, sort of

949

00:44:22,196 --> 00:44:24,942

loosely based on there was a Stephen King book, probably.

950

00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:27,854

So I, uh, remember reading it and being

951

00:44:27,892 --> 00:44:30,706

like, I'm sure someone will say something about it. Yeah, it was about like

952

00:44:30,728 --> 00:44:33,714

this walk. It was like a walk that they had to do. And it wasn't the same

953

00:44:33,752 --> 00:44:36,646

thing. At all, now that I think about it. But it was like

954

00:44:36,748 --> 00:44:39,654

a walk that you had to do. It like, whoever could walk the longest would

955

00:44:39,692 --> 00:44:39,990

win.

956

00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:41,510

And everybody else got shot.

957

00:44:42,090 --> 00:44:44,870

Yeah. It was called Slowly Running

958

00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:45,560

Man.

959

00:44:47,130 --> 00:44:48,440

Trotting, man.

960

00:44:51,370 --> 00:44:54,086

I just remember there was one part where the guy was, like, eating raw

961

00:44:54,118 --> 00:44:57,018

hamburger meat because he's like, it's good for you. And I was

962

00:44:57,024 --> 00:44:58,810

like, I don't like this book.

963

00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,022

That tartar.

964

00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:03,146

Everybody loves it. Nothing better than a nice ground beef

965

00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:03,866

tartar.

966

00:45:04,058 --> 00:45:05,902

Squid game, though, is okay.

967

00:45:05,956 --> 00:45:06,510

Yeah.

968

00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:08,410

Give me a rating. Give me a rating.

969

00:45:08,490 --> 00:45:11,006

One step closer to the running man, right?

970

00:45:11,108 --> 00:45:13,050

Give me a rating for Squid Game.

971

00:45:13,220 --> 00:45:14,820

Oh, man. For me?

972

00:45:16,150 --> 00:45:18,500

Give me a rating out of 435.

973

00:45:20,390 --> 00:45:21,620

I give it

974

00:45:22,950 --> 00:45:24,962

326.

975

00:45:25,096 --> 00:45:27,060

Okay. Ah, that's pretty good. Three out of four.

976

00:45:29,590 --> 00:45:32,518

So do you feel like in this dystopian nightmare that we're going to

977

00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:35,398

be living in the next week or two, we're going to

978

00:45:35,404 --> 00:45:37,990

have that where it's like, this guy's going to die on TV?

979

00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:41,402

Yeah, that was another

980

00:45:41,456 --> 00:45:44,266

movie where it was like that where the

981

00:45:44,288 --> 00:45:46,810

contestants played like Russian Roulette.

982

00:45:48,910 --> 00:45:50,050

No, uh uh.

983

00:45:55,230 --> 00:45:58,222

This was a real show.

984

00:45:58,356 --> 00:45:58,894

Okay.

985

00:45:59,012 --> 00:46:01,770

And they did it like American Idol.

986

00:46:01,850 --> 00:46:04,670

They give you all the story backstory.

987

00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:08,146

Do they do that in this show, too? Do they have 453

988

00:46:08,168 --> 00:46:09,442

backstories that we have to listen to?

989

00:46:09,496 --> 00:46:12,130

Yes, you do. But it's so funny.

990

00:46:12,550 --> 00:46:15,310

No, it's so funny because another spoiler

991

00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:18,306

alert, the first person gets taken out, she's

992

00:46:18,338 --> 00:46:21,222

the first one opening up the show,

993

00:46:21,276 --> 00:46:24,246

right. And she's like, what is it like to

994

00:46:24,268 --> 00:46:26,854

pay off my car? What is it like to pay off your

995

00:46:26,892 --> 00:46:28,706

house? I've got dreams.

996

00:46:28,818 --> 00:46:30,246

Five $3 million house.

997

00:46:30,348 --> 00:46:33,030

I got dreams. Uh, and

998

00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:35,720

nobody could take these dreams away from me.

999

00:46:37,210 --> 00:46:39,560

And they're gone. They can.

1000

00:46:40,450 --> 00:46:43,498

That's

1001

00:46:43,514 --> 00:46:46,110

awesome. You got to love it.

1002

00:46:46,260 --> 00:46:49,134

That's the best part about it is the people getting

1003

00:46:49,172 --> 00:46:50,350

taken out, man.

1004

00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:50,862

Right.

1005

00:46:50,916 --> 00:46:51,520

Well.

1006

00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:58,622

They would make it to the jumping and physical

1007

00:46:58,686 --> 00:47:01,106

challenges part of it, anyway. See, that'd be my

1008

00:47:01,128 --> 00:47:01,700

problem.

1009

00:47:02,390 --> 00:47:05,298

Yeah. I mean, you got to watch it. I'm not going to give any I'm

1010

00:47:05,314 --> 00:47:08,006

going to watch it. You got to watch it. It's worth the

1011

00:47:08,028 --> 00:47:10,040

watch. It's worth the watch.

1012

00:47:10,650 --> 00:47:13,640

These episodes are so good. They go by really

1013

00:47:14,490 --> 00:47:15,314

saying that's.

1014

00:47:15,362 --> 00:47:17,302

Fred's, pick of the week.

1015

00:47:17,436 --> 00:47:18,214

That's it.

1016

00:47:18,332 --> 00:47:21,194

And what you're watching? World challenge. Squid Game

1017

00:47:21,232 --> 00:47:23,434

challenge. Watch real squid game if you haven't seen.

1018

00:47:23,552 --> 00:47:23,930

Yeah.

1019

00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,770

Which should you watch first, Fred?

1020

00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:29,354

Honestly, I will watch the real Squid Game first

1021

00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:32,426

because there are, like there's

1022

00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:35,326

a lot of references to it literally called the

1023

00:47:35,348 --> 00:47:38,030

same thing. And then there's twists.

1024

00:47:38,930 --> 00:47:41,886

There's twists to it, too, because you think

1025

00:47:41,908 --> 00:47:44,100

you know what's going to happen, right?

1026

00:47:47,190 --> 00:47:49,250

That big, giant squid falls.

1027

00:47:50,470 --> 00:47:51,662

You've all been squidded.

1028

00:47:51,726 --> 00:47:53,860

Everyone who's been touched by the squid is out.

1029

00:47:55,190 --> 00:47:57,106

I'm like, I thought we could eat it. I wanted to.

1030

00:47:57,128 --> 00:47:58,710

Just got squid game, bitch.

1031

00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:04,834

All right, well, uh, Fred, I appreciate

1032

00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,654

you telling us what you're watching and what's going on in your

1033

00:48:07,692 --> 00:48:10,554

world, but now we need to know what's going on in the rest

1034

00:48:10,592 --> 00:48:13,194

of the world, which means it's time for

1035

00:48:13,232 --> 00:48:15,626

everyone's favorite segment that comes on once a month or

1036

00:48:15,648 --> 00:48:18,022

so. It's Fredline

1037

00:48:18,086 --> 00:48:21,050

News. Look at that graphic.

1038

00:48:21,730 --> 00:48:24,618

Look at that. Around the world and back to you. It's

1039

00:48:24,634 --> 00:48:26,510

fredline news, Motherfuckers.

1040

00:48:34,850 --> 00:48:37,470