Strap in for a raucous ride through the digital waves with the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast in Episode 134, where our hosts Parker, Fred, and Alan (the man with the mysterious middle name) dive headfirst into a bizarre case of identity theft with a twist you won't see coming. A disgruntled man impersonates a cop on a dating app, but not for love – for revenge. What's the price of a thumb these days? You'll find out when a delivery goes savagely wrong. But wait, there's more! The BLC crew sets sail on a voyage to Easter Island, where history isn't just whack – it's ancient and full of giant stone mysteries. Are aliens the ultimate sculptors, or are we underestimating our ancestors? The team digs deep, uncovering the island's secrets and the real reason behind those massive moai statues. And for the grand finale, Fred serves up a delectable dish of Fredline News that'll leave you hungry for more. From the ill-conceived plans for a Titanic 2 to the birth of a horror movie 'Puniverse' with public domain characters, this episode is chock-full of the absurd, the hilarious, and the downright unexpected. So, put your feet up (unless your mom's coming at you with a switch), and let the BLC Podcast take you on a journey that's part history lesson, part cautionary tale, and all entertainment. #BLCpodcast #Episode134 #ThumbBiter #EasterIslandEnigma #Puniverse
Strap in for a raucous ride through the digital waves with the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast in Episode 134, where our hosts Parker, Fred, and Alan (the man with the mysterious middle name) dive headfirst into a bizarre case of identity theft with a twist you won't see coming. A disgruntled man impersonates a cop on a dating app, but not for love – for revenge. What's the price of a thumb these days? You'll find out when a delivery goes savagely wrong.
But wait, there's more! The BLC crew sets sail on a voyage to Easter Island, where history isn't just whack – it's ancient and full of giant stone mysteries. Are aliens the ultimate sculptors, or are we underestimating our ancestors? The team digs deep, uncovering the island's secrets and the real reason behind those massive moai statues.
And for the grand finale, Fred serves up a delectable dish of Fredline News that'll leave you hungry for more. From the ill-conceived plans for a Titanic 2 to the birth of a horror movie 'Puniverse' with public domain characters, this episode is chock-full of the absurd, the hilarious, and the downright unexpected.
So, put your feet up (unless your mom's coming at you with a switch), and let the BLC Podcast take you on a journey that's part history lesson, part cautionary tale, and all entertainment. #BLCpodcast #Episode134 #ThumbBiter #EasterIslandEnigma #Puniverse
(03:34) This week is the last week of Wack History Month for 2024
(04:02) Monopoly go is a new video game that's catching on on Facebook
(09:11) Fred Miller plays monopoly on a board game where you earn money
(12:58) Fred: I'm addicted to this game called bank heist
(16:42) Alan says he would rather just gamble than play games on the phone
(21:18) I feel like sports gambling has gotten, like, humongous now
(23:02) The Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight is a couple weeks away
(27:47) Mike Tyson takes on a former NBA player tonight in Las Vegas
(31:46) The end of wack History Month coincides with one of your favorite holidays
(32:55) Fred: Let's learn some whack history about Easter Island
(33:52) Easter island is among the world's most remote inhabited islands
(38:45) Fred: The giant heads were originally known as the eastern island heads
(40:56) A popular theory about Easter Island says the statues were created by aliens
(44:28) Fredline News is, I think, our next chef. Welcome to Frontline News from the History Channel
(45:34) Australian billionaire plans to build a replica of Titanic in 2028
(50:41) We have slang words for everything in Spanish. Let me on the construction site
(53:13) Blood, uh, and honey are going the route of Marvel
(56:39) So what do you have to do to go into the public domain
(58:33) A Deliveroo rider bites off all the shots customers thumb
(01:01:54) Man posing as Gainesville police officer on dating app could get 15 years
(01:07:03) Frederick: Revenge of the chicken sandwich. Remember this?
(01:07:47) We're going to call it a night, and we'll be back next week
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>> Freddy: Fasten your seatbelt. It's going to be our
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bumpy nuts. Alive.
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It's alive.
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It's alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, this is gonna be fun. We stay up late swapping
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manless stories. And in the morning, I'm making pop.
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>> Parker: With your host, Parker,
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featuring the sultry pounds of Fred and also
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Alan on the board.
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>> Freddy: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now let's start the damn show.
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>> Freddy: Welcome.
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>> Parker: Welcome one and all to the
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134th, uh, edition of
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the Black Lincoln Collective pod. Fuck this art. You told me
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that. You said I gave effort, and I can't have that happen.
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>> Freddy: Addiction.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the addiction of the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast. Now, kung fu grip.
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>> Freddy: Oh, that's right.
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>> Parker: We're so glad you joined us. And we can't thank you enough for your support
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on Instagram, Facebook,
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chicky chaps,
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check us out. I put too much effort in
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tonight. You'll see soon.
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That that's not true. You can always check us
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out@blcpodcast.com and don't
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forget to like and review the show. And listen to
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us every day on your favorite podcast
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platform. Don't forget to like and review the show. And now
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it's the cato to my green hornet. It's
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Fred.
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>> Freddy: That was Bruce Lee, right?
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>> Parker: Yeah, he's the one who did all the work. The Green hornet was just like
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the bad guy.
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>> Freddy: Uh, no, we're the new age version. Like seth
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Rogen.
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah, that's right.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. I saw pieces of
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shit. And here's
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the lowest laid to my superman.
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>> Parker: No,
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I have alan.
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>> Freddy: Here's my fish friend to buy, Aquaman.
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>> Parker: There you go. It's my dolphin
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angel.
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I had alan written down as
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Benjamin Chadovsky.
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Benjamin Chadovsky was a russian born crime boss who unites the
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gangs of Los Angeles to kill the Green hornet and Cato once and for
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all.
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>> Freddy: That's right. That's me.
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>> Parker: Uh, all because he, uh, views them as a threat to his
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diabolical plans.
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>> Freddy: That's right. Really?
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>> Parker: There you go.
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>> Freddy: What are his plans? To take over the web?
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>> Parker: Take over.
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>> Freddy: La. That's right.
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>> Parker: He was like an actor, right? Wasn't he? I don't.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. I don't remember.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the show, everybody. Uh, we're so glad
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that you all got that Green Hornet reference because we didn't even
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get it. And we did it. So it's
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another great week. We're so glad to be back.
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>> Freddy: Brown Hornet. I'm sorry, Brown.
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It's the brown
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hornet.
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You know who was the brown Hornet, right?
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Bill Cosby.
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>> Parker: He'Ll sting you.
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>> Freddy: Fucking brown Hornet, man. All right, go
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ahead.
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>> Parker: So welcome to the show, like we said, uh,
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we're so glad you're with us. We hope you enjoyed last week's best of
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Wack History Month. Wack History Month continues.
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This week is the last week of whack History Month for 2024.
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Fred. Can you believe it?
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>> Freddy: I can't believe it.
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>> Parker: Uh, it does. Every year goes by faster and faster, faster
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and faster. Beware the ides of March. Something that they say.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, uh.
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>> Parker: Beware of the eyes.
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>> Freddy: Don't stab you in the back season.
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>> Parker: That's right. Get ready for that seas.
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Anyway, well, Fred, let me ask you a
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question about a, uh, video
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game revolution that's sweeping the
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nation.
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>> Freddy: This ain't even video game.
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>> Parker: Tell me about what exactly
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Fred has been telling us about this game. And he's mentioned it multiple times
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on the show in the recent weeks because he runs around his
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house in circles so that he can get all the monopoly
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game.
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>> Freddy: So it's monopoly go, and it's catching
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on. It's spreading like, matter of fact, it's spreading like
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wildfire. Sure.
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You remember my wife went away, uh, like, a couple of weeks
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ago.
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>> Parker: She didn't leave permanently. She's back.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, she went away
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to another, but she went home
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and she was up there and got with
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her best friend. And her best friend was playing
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this game, Monopoly go.
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>> Parker: Sure. So she went, of
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course.
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>> Freddy: Uh,
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she starts playing it.
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>> Parker: We'll just change it to leroy.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, Leroy, Leroy.
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>> Parker: I mean, Fred's wife.
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>> Freddy: She starts playing it and then sends me
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a request to join and play it. And
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me being at home alone with the kids is
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know I need something to.
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out, like, you need, uh,
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I hadn't, you know, I hadn't been on Facebook in,
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like, almost two years.
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>> Parker: Right? Facebook, yeah.
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>> Freddy: So this game, it got mean and
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it's so repetitive. Sure, it's just
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repetitive. Push the go button.
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Push the go button and the little thing jumps
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around.
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>> Parker: Sounds exciting.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, dude,
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I don't know. Yeah, I'm on it.
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>> Parker: Is it like Pokemon go where you have to walk
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and, uh, put your.
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>> Freddy: Fat ass on the couch?
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>> Parker: So, uh, they cracked it.
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>> Freddy: Seriously? It's Pablo's dogs, man.
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It's tap the button.
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>> Parker: What do you get?
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>> Freddy: Nothing like the
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satisfaction of knowing that you
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landed on a property and now collecting
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$3,700,000.
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You're like, I went and monopoly money
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and monopoly money.
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>> Parker: Well, if you get $0, you lose, because that's how monopoly works, right?
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>> Freddy: No, you can't lose.
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>> Parker: You can't, um. That sounds like a real challenge.
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>> Freddy: You cannot lose. You can get attacked
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by people from your friends, from
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Facebook and all,
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whoever the fuck these people are. And they can
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attack your property, but you get it right
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back. What do you mean they can attack your
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property? You ever play, like,
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clash clans? Yeah.
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Okay, it's your turn to attack now. You go
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over there and you have five properties
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to make bigger. Just like clash
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clans, where you have to build up
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six times. You build them up six times
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and then you move on to the next.
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>> Parker: So, uh, monopoly. Go, Fred. Monopoly.
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>> Freddy: Go.
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>> Parker: Alan is a lot like classic clans, but since it's
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integrated with Facebook, it's a different kind of clan that.
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>> Freddy: Clans. He didn't get it.
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He will when he listens it next week,
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he's going to be like.
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But it's got to be those.
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>> Parker: So you build it and then you get. Is boardwalk and park place
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still a thing? Does that exist or.
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>> Freddy: No, uh, I haven't even looked at
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the property. You haven't even gotten to boardwalk and park place? No,
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that's what I'm saying. I guess the board stays the
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same. Yeah, because there's like, reading railroad.
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>> Parker: Uh, is it like real places? You're like, I'm the
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monopoly owner of this Dunkin donuts.
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like, they give you.
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>> Parker: You just mug.
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>> Freddy: You get four shields. You get four shields.
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board they're on. So the first board is New York
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City. And then there's like the monopoly man, Statue
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of Liberty.
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>> Parker: That's one subway.
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>> Freddy: That's one property on your board. You have
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to. Yeah.
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>> Parker: He was thinking of grumpy past man taking
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dump.
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I wish I had more shields.
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>> Freddy: I did.
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They didn't unsee it. Yeah. Uh uh.
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No, not me.
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Okay, your first board, you're on New
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York City. And then there's a monopoly man, like Statue of
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Liberty. There's like a Brooklyn bridge. There's the
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Empire State Building. And then one
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more New York themed property.
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You earn money with the money you
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earn. You build up your first. The one
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piece, like the Statue of Liberty man.
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You build him up for like a million dollars. The next
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level is $2 million, all the way up to like
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five, six, whatever,
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till you're finished with that one guy. Then you got five
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others to do that. Once you do all that,
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you move on to the next board, which is like Los
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Angeles. And then it's just repeating
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that same thing. Like, I'm on level 47.
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I'm on level 47 and I think I'm in Morocco
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or some stupid shit like that.
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>> Parker: Milburn pity bags has got his nails in
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you, Fred.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. You can't even
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communicate in the game. Why would
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you?
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>> Parker: You're just a slumlord. You're just a slumlord.
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>> Freddy: That was the cool part about when you play monopoly on a board
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game, is you talk shit to each other.
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>> Parker: Yeah. And you're like, this is taking forever. Fucking ever. We
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quit.
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>> Freddy: So going back to
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what really happened, which was crazy.
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Now. This is insane. Now, uh, you know I'm old country boy, right? I
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feel like this. I grew up in
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the late seventy s. I remember
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early 80s all the way. You know what I'm saying? So in
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the south, dying handed country, you mess up,
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you get beaten, your bob will
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make you go out there and pick a switch off the tree.
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So I'm sitting there playing this
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game, and like I said, all your Facebook friends
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are like, the people that you attack or
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try to take the money from. You take money from. Sometimes
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you can be like, no, I don't want to attack my friend and pick somebody
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else. But most
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times the money you take, you can't help it. You know what I'm saying? They
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won't let you change.
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>> Parker: Fuck your friend.
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>> Freddy: So I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just attacking
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everybody. Just trying to get all the money. Trying to get all the
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money. And Saturday morning, I'm sitting on the couch and I'm
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kicked back in my chair playing monopoly.
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Go. They think I know
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my mom. Busting the door,
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switching her fucking hand. And she's like, I won't whip
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your fucking hands, boy. I was like,
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what did I do? I'm stuck, you know what I'm
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saying?
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I'm like frozen. Like my mom
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rushing the door with a switch in her hand.
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>> Parker: Memories, nostalgia.
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>> Freddy: And I'm like, huh? Ha. And then the
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look of her face was like, no,
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um, what are you doing? What's
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wrong? Still about money. Knocking down my
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builders and shit.
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>> Parker: Tearing families apart.
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>> Freddy: She got me, man.
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>> Parker: Did she whip you for real?
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>> Freddy: No, she didn't. Okay.
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I thought she was like, I'm real
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joking.
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>> Parker: That would have made me happy.
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>> Freddy: I would have think Trey's mom would have done it, actually.
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>> Parker: She'd have been just a little bit.
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>> Freddy: I thought she was going to do it.
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You know that.
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>> Parker: Look, man.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. I'm like, what? I can't do nothing. What am I going
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to do? Number one, my feet are in the air from the
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damn barker lounger.
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>> Parker: See, you gotten soft in your old age. You would have heard her
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coming a mile away when you were a kid.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, if I was 18,
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I'd have heard the branches ripping off the.
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>> Parker: Exactly. Disturbance.
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I got to go.
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>> Freddy: There's a disturbance in the fork.
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Well, that's crazy.
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>> Parker: So you just click the button.
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Really?
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>> Freddy: That's it. Man. They have
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one puzzle. Uh,
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it's like a twelve x four x four.
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>> Parker: Uh-huh.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. 16 squares. And they're like,
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covered up. And this is the one.
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You can't change it. You have to take the
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money from this person. So it's called a bank
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heist. And there's a little heist,
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which is like coins, three coins.
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There's a big heist, like, stacks of
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money, and then there's the mega heist.
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You know what I'm saying? That's, uh, three
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diamond rings. So you got
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to find the three. You got to match three. And
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whatever you match, that's like, you get
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the little.
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It's.
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>> Parker: Sounds great.
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>> Freddy: I'm hooked. I'm hooked. This is my
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heroin.
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>> Parker: Is this what you've been doing every week during the show?
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>> Freddy: Can't catch that dragon.
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>> Parker: Never catch a dragon. He hasn't gotten to China yet.
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Alan.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, dude. Oh, my God. China's level, how bad
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it is.
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>> Parker: It's taken over the world.
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>> Freddy: Uh uh.
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>> Parker: See, that's why I'm
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like, man, I try to all the time. I
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download games for my phone and stuff and I'm
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like, I'm going to play this game. And usually like ten
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minutes, I'm like, fuck this. I quit the only game that
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I've been playing consistently, and I don't even know if it's a game
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technically is like wordle,
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which, uh, I'm like four years behind the
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craze, right? Because of course I am. Because everybody else was
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like, I remember when people were like, wordle, wordle. Oh, my God, it's the greatest.
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Who got today's word?
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>> Freddy: That was last year, though.
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>> Parker: No, it was like two years, two years
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ago. It was when the world was simpler times, Fred.
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>> Freddy: Yes, simpler.
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>> Parker: And everybody's like, oh, my word. I got my wordle in two guesses, blah, blah,
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blah. And I was like, oh, this is stupid. I hate it. I never did
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it. And then recently I was like, I need something
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to just kick start my
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brain in the morning. Right?
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>> Freddy: Mhm.
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>> Parker: And it's a pretty common thing. I've used to do
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brain exercises and stuff. Just like, first thing when I get to work,
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five minutes, just kick it. Get shit moving around
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up there.
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>> Freddy: Brain exercise?
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>> Parker: Yeah, dude, you got to keep your shit flexible or you're going to lose it.
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Just to get my brain to thinking.
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>> Freddy: That'S all mine is like, how am I going to get out of work today?
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>> Parker: Well, yeah,
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my brain is like, oh, you're getting paid to do this now? Go
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poop four times.
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>> Freddy: Paid for that, too.
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>> Parker: Uh, I'll do a little wordle now in the morning, and I'm like,
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I'm excited because I'm like, oh, I got it in, like, two guesses or three
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guesses, and then I'm like, no one cares because this is not
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2019. I've
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been de wordled. But that's okay. It's all good.
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>> Freddy: You're doing something.
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>> Parker: It's only five letter words. I figure out a million five letter
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words. That's the thing about it. It is fun. I will say it's a little.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: Uh, you don't have, um, the pleasure of.
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>> Freddy: But it's just one word, right?
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>> Parker: Yeah, but you get, like, chances at it.
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No, you just start putting in letters.
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You have to put in words.
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>> Freddy: You don't even get any letters.
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>> Parker: No, you have, like, six blank five
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letter things you put in your first word, whatever
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it may be. I always start with, like, uh, a du, a, d, I,
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e, u, because it gives me a lot of vowels, and
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then it'll turn yellow if it's in the word,
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but not in the right spot. It'll turn green if it's in
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the word and in the right spot.
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>> Freddy: Wow.
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>> Parker: So then you have to decipher it.
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Like I said, it gets you going, gets you thinking
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words.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Alan. I don't know. I didn't play
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it.
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>> Parker: It was fun.
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>> Freddy: I was confused when he was, like, vowels and shit. I was like,
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okay.
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>> Parker: He's like, I'm out.
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>> Freddy: I can't.
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>> Parker: Can't do this, man. Well, no, it makes me think,
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because, again, in every other game
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that I've tried pretty much just is, like,
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super boring, or I get tired of it. I
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get that fatigue.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: A lot of it also is because most games now
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for the phone are really, like, pay to
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play, pay to win. So
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it's kind of like, I would almost rather just
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gamble than, uh,
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you know what I'm saying? Than like, oh, I have to play. Uh, I
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downloaded whatever spooky dupes for,
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and now I have to spend $25 a month to, uh,
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fucking get my scoopy dupe spooky.
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My poopa dupers. Yeah. Just so I
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can get to the next level. Whereas, like I said, literally,
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I'd rather just be like, oh, I lost $25 betting
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on random sport.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: That's so much more fulfilling to me.
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Not that I gamble. And, listen, kids at home, if you're
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gambling and you're under 18 or 21, I don't know
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what the rules are, and you're winning. Give
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me your tickets. I'll cash them in for you.
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>> Freddy: Unless you live in north Carolina. That's right,
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because now, north Carolina, uh.
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>> Parker: You can go to north Carolina. Congratulations. It's only
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been on every television station and every radio station
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here in the south. Uh, is it now you
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can, uh, legally do. Was it draftkings?
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You can do them all.
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>> Freddy: I think it says jamie foxx in it.
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Yeah. Kevin Hart. Hey, let me
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take. Yeah, that's
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draftKings. But jamie Foxx is
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on
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mean. It's all over the place.
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There's even dudes like, uh,
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being proxies.
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>> Parker: Give me a call, and I'll be your bookie.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I'll be your bookie. That's a good idea. Place to
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bet for you.
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>> Parker: It's a good way to make money.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Like, venmo me $50, and I'll put 45
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on
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you. Got to get paid, baby.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. That's how old
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I am. I didn't even think about, like, Venmo. I'm thinking, like, yeah, I can
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come up there and give you the money.
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>> Parker: You cash app, you, venmo, you zelle, your paypal, your
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flip flap. There's so many of them nowadays.
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>> Freddy: There's so many of them nowadays.
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>> Parker: Well, so I don't. Man, I don't know about you
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guys.
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>> Freddy: It feels to me like blockchain.
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>> Parker: There you go. That's
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crypto talk right there.
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>> Freddy: That's a story for another episode. Yes.
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>> Parker: That's still not back to my original investment.
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It's fine. It's fine.
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>> Freddy: Ah, but, yeah, that's a great idea,
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man.
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>> Parker: As soon as it gets over with $10, that $10 put back in,
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I'm taking it out.
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>> Freddy: I learned my lesson with, uh, fucking with
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bookies, man. You don't want to do back in the
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day. No, I'm saying, just
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even gambling like that, I lost a
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whole two, uh, week Applebee's check
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when I was, like,
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I had to pay him. You know what I mean? I lost all
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my bets.
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You can make the bet, and then I'll just come collect the money.
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Yeah, you know what?
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>> Parker: I'm saying, if you win, you just let it ride.
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>> Freddy: And then, yeah, you can let it ride or you can collect.
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You know what I'm saying? But,
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uh,
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what was that Monday night game where, like,
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Bret Farbs dad died?
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>> Parker: Oh, yeah.
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>> Freddy: Uh, he just, like,
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went crazy. Like, I felt that shit, you know what I'm saying?
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Before the game, I told me and my friend, I was like, bro,
468
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we should put, like, 600, $700
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on this game. Because
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I was like, Tod Todd said he'd take the bet,
471
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whatever. And then dude was playing
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proxy to the real
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bookie, and he took our money and never placed
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our bet, you know, what
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was it? That was, like, the last time unless
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I went to the casino.
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>> Parker: Sure. Well, yeah, you can bet.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I'll place a bet there. But, yeah, that was
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the last time I fucked with, like, an actual bookie.
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>> Parker: See, I don't know.
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I feel like sports gambling has gotten, like, humongous now.
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It's gotten so big recently.
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>> Freddy: I think the NFL is a conflict of interest,
484
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man. You could bet on the NFL.
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It's like, wait a minute. Pete Rose got kicked out of baseball because of
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this?
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>> Parker: We talked about, you could bet on anything. Like, you can bet
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on how many. Yeah, they got all show is going to go.
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If you can find somebody to get.
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>> Freddy: Action, take that bet.
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>> Parker: Uh, we'll take the. Fred will be like, well, um,
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we're going under 150.
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>> Freddy: Taking the under.
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>> Parker: I quit.
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>> Freddy: Yes.
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>> Parker: I'm taking the Black league and collective podcast.
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Fred.
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>> Freddy: We do an episode shaving.
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It's the league of collective now.
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00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,180
>> Parker: That's right. It's not the same thing. So give me my money.
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>> Freddy: But, yeah, that was a dude who did, like, uh, I don't know if
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it's true or not, but, like, they said that he took
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the bet that there would be a streaker
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Super Bowl.
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>> Parker: I saw that.
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>> Freddy: And then he went out there and was
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himself. That's
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genius, though.
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>> Parker: That's controllable.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, see, I don't know.
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I guess he laid it with the casino.
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>> Parker: It didn't say you can't be the streaker.
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>> Freddy: Right.
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>> Parker: And he spent one night in jail, got fined. I think he said
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$5,000 and $150,000 off of it.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, they won't let him do that
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again. I think it'll be like, it has to be somebody besides. Yeah, they'll put
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a rule on it. Yeah.
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>> Parker: But, shit, I'll pay you $10,000 to go streak if you want to,
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like, oh, yeah.
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>> Freddy: You know, you can take it to the game. M and yeah, you
522
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can't control it. Yeah, you can't control it. Right.
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>> Parker: But you can control that part of it. It's
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crazy, man.
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00:23:02,972 --> 00:23:05,606
Well, so that brings me to my question for you,
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Fred. The important question of the night is, who
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you taking in the Mike Tyson Jake Paul
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fight? And we're trying to get Mike Tyson on the show at some point in the near future.
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Uh, he's in the middle of training. The fight's a couple weeks away,
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so we're not going to bother him tonight.
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>> Freddy: Couple months?
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>> Parker: Well, weeks turned into months, which turned into
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years. Technically, it's just a couple of minutes.
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>> Freddy: Without weeks, you can't have months.
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>> Parker: Uh, every day was a sunny day. What would be a sunny day?
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>> Freddy: The space of time. Yes, it is only a second
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away.
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>> Parker: Right. It's merely a grain of salt on the beach, Fred.
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Too soon. So who do you got?
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I have been watching. Okay, first of
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all, I initially felt like this was like a sham
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00:23:52,882 --> 00:23:53,686
fight, right?
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>> Freddy: No, just promo.
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>> Parker: Uh, just like, oh, la, la, la. It's going to be on
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Netflix for some fucking reason, like, blah, blah, blah,
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blah.
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>> Freddy: Right, next fix. Paid them well.
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>> Parker: And then I started looking at, I guess Mike
549
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Tyson's been putting up his training videos.
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>> Freddy: Mike Tyson ain't playing.
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>> Parker: Mike Tyson looks like he's going to murder.
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Murder.
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>> Freddy: He's going to eat his children. Mike Tyson ain't
554
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tasted flesh on his fist in how many
555
00:24:20,356 --> 00:24:22,802
years? Come on,
556
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man. Come on
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now. Jake Paul,
558
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he's big. He probably got a reach on
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Mike. He sucks, but
560
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he's not a fighter. No,
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he may have the reach, I know, but
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it's Mike. He's not Mike Tyson. He's not Mike
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Tyson. Nowhere near mike
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Tyson.
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>> Parker: And that's the thing, like I said.
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>> Freddy: Mike Tyson, he'd been boxing for
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his whole life. He's almost, what, 50?
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He's almost 67,
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58, something like that. I
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still, uh. No
571
00:25:01,056 --> 00:25:03,774
way. No way. And if he do
572
00:25:03,812 --> 00:25:05,690
lose, he took a dive.
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>> Parker: Mike Tyson is 57 years old.
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>> Freddy: 57, yeah.
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>> Parker: And he's going up against the 27 year old Jake Paul.
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>> Freddy: They're like, well, because Jake Paul is young and it's an
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elder abuse. It's like in a normal
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holy field. Didn't look like Tyson when he
579
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fought fucking Mike Tyson.
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>> Parker: Mike Tyson still, uh, looks.
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>> Freddy: You'll be dumb at any
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age to step to Mike Tyson.
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>> Parker: I agree.
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>> Freddy: You know what I'm saying?
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>> Parker: Do you know what mike Tyson's middle name is?
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>> Freddy: Fuck you up, Tyson.
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>> Parker: I don't want to tell it because.
588
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>> Freddy: Just in case he's embarrassed of it.
589
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>> Parker: And he comes on and kills me.
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>> Freddy: Leon is Leon.
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>> Parker: No, it's a little less cool than
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that. Tyrone Gerard.
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>> Freddy: Gerard.
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>> Parker: Michael Gerard Tyson.
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00:25:57,674 --> 00:25:59,166
>> Freddy: Yeah. But you won't call him.
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00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:02,046
>> Parker: I never will. I never call him.
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00:26:02,068 --> 00:26:03,200
Jerry. That's for.
598
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:08,946
>> Freddy: Uh, was some comedian that was talking. I think it
599
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:11,698
was Chris Rock or somebody. He said he did a
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Mike Tyson joke and Mike Tyson was in the
601
00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:17,222
crowd, he did the joke, and Mike started
602
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,720
laughing and then everybody started laughing. He's like,
603
00:26:22,890 --> 00:26:25,480
I don't blame him one bit, right? There
604
00:26:29,870 --> 00:26:31,980
was one. He was doing like a training.
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00:26:32,830 --> 00:26:35,514
He was like showing somebody some
606
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:38,106
stuff. So it was like the trainer or the
607
00:26:38,128 --> 00:26:40,774
trainee, Mike Tyson. And the dude
608
00:26:40,822 --> 00:26:43,280
holding the body gloves and the,
609
00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:46,654
like, mike was like, nah, you doing
610
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:47,390
like, uh,
611
00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:52,880
he didn't even hit the bag, but my man was
612
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like, you see the one?
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>> Parker: He was holding the bag like that.
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>> Freddy: And Tyson was hitting him in the sides and then suddenly went, bam.
615
00:27:00,238 --> 00:27:02,750
>> Parker: And hit him in the face, like, instinctively hit him in the,
616
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,730
ah,
617
00:27:05,670 --> 00:27:08,626
fast, man. It's really going to
618
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be about how long I think Mike Tyson can
619
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win. I just think it's going to be like, what kind
620
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,946
of stamina does he have? You know what I'm saying? That's
621
00:27:16,978 --> 00:27:19,978
going to be the trick because, know, you might be able
622
00:27:19,984 --> 00:27:21,962
to roll for three minutes, five minutes, whatever.
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00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:24,610
>> Freddy: But, like, have you seen Jake Paul's,
624
00:27:24,610 --> 00:27:26,026
uh, training?
625
00:27:26,128 --> 00:27:27,194
>> Parker: No, I don't give a shit about.
626
00:27:27,232 --> 00:27:29,978
>> Freddy: So he bought, uh, uh, some property
627
00:27:30,064 --> 00:27:32,650
out in the desert, like in the Mojave,
628
00:27:32,810 --> 00:27:35,342
and he's just out there with, like,
629
00:27:35,476 --> 00:27:38,286
rocky style. You know what I'm saying? Getting
630
00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:40,830
strong. It works for Rocky.
631
00:27:45,070 --> 00:27:47,806
>> Parker: Um, that's a fucking movie now.
632
00:27:47,988 --> 00:27:50,382
>> Freddy: But I'm saying he's got a team
633
00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:52,560
around. Sure,
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00:27:53,570 --> 00:27:55,640
this of,
635
00:27:56,330 --> 00:27:58,790
I think he takes boxing seriously,
636
00:27:59,370 --> 00:28:02,166
but sure, he just don't have
637
00:28:02,268 --> 00:28:03,400
the experience.
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00:28:04,330 --> 00:28:05,574
>> Parker: Right. That's the thing.
639
00:28:05,692 --> 00:28:08,562
>> Freddy: He's been knocking out, like, basketball players.
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00:28:08,626 --> 00:28:09,074
>> Parker: Scrubs.
641
00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,638
>> Freddy: Yeah, like former players, right?
642
00:28:11,804 --> 00:28:14,060
Mediocre former. That. Yeah.
643
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:17,946
He ain't really got in the ring with no, this is
644
00:28:17,968 --> 00:28:20,540
like Rocky. Somebody that can really box.
645
00:28:21,810 --> 00:28:22,174
Right.
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00:28:22,212 --> 00:28:24,160
>> Parker: With a real fighter that hasn't like.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, huh.
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00:28:28,210 --> 00:28:30,926
>> Parker: I think it's going to be a shit show. I'm going to watch it.
649
00:28:30,948 --> 00:28:33,806
>> Freddy: I think everybody watch it.
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00:28:33,828 --> 00:28:34,634
It's Mike Tyson.
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00:28:34,682 --> 00:28:35,274
>> Parker: We should lie.
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00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:38,098
>> Freddy: The best part about it is I don't smoke cigarettes no more.
653
00:28:38,264 --> 00:28:41,186
I don't have to do like I've seen them. Uh, all because when you
654
00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:43,986
smoke cigarettes, before you go outside and smoke a cigarette, come back
655
00:28:44,008 --> 00:28:44,580
in.
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00:28:46,870 --> 00:28:49,702
>> Parker: Mike Tyson. I do. How funny would that be
657
00:28:49,836 --> 00:28:52,678
if they go through this whole thing, all this build up for months and
658
00:28:52,684 --> 00:28:55,660
months. It's like in June or July and uh,
659
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:59,194
Mike Tyson literally, ding ding, one
660
00:28:59,232 --> 00:29:00,154
punch knocks him out.
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00:29:00,192 --> 00:29:00,780
>> Freddy: Yeah.
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00:29:03,310 --> 00:29:05,146
>> Parker: That would make me so happy.
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00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:08,266
>> Freddy: Mike Tyson said, uh, he go finish him and
664
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:10,490
send him to the WWE with his brother.
665
00:29:11,790 --> 00:29:14,686
Well, I mean, then he was like, he was going to fuck him up. He
666
00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:17,214
said, I'm going to fuck him up. Yeah,
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00:29:17,412 --> 00:29:19,200
I'm about to fuck this boy.
668
00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:23,434
The Mike Tyson of hot boxing and smoking weed
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00:29:23,482 --> 00:29:25,730
ain't there no more, man. This motherfucker
670
00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:29,220
love to throw white boys too.
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00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:35,058
>> Parker: Yeah, I was watching something about him, like when he got out of
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00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:37,906
prison, he did like that jail stint and they
673
00:29:37,928 --> 00:29:39,918
put him up against some Gregor
674
00:29:40,094 --> 00:29:43,014
Boslabov or something and the dude just
675
00:29:43,052 --> 00:29:46,038
got murdered in no time. And they're like, yeah, he
676
00:29:46,044 --> 00:29:48,918
was kind of like the sacrificial lamb for Mike Tyson's
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00:29:48,934 --> 00:29:51,754
return. Like you couldn't. He basically got
678
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,062
paid to get his ass kicked.
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00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:54,460
>> Freddy: Yeah. And he knew it,
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00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:59,126
uh, was, what was his name, damn
681
00:29:59,158 --> 00:30:02,058
it. Because he talked basically. He
682
00:30:02,064 --> 00:30:04,880
didn't talk no shit at all. He knew, right? Yeah,
683
00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:08,046
he knew he was going to lose. You know what,
684
00:30:08,068 --> 00:30:10,320
Mike? I'm going to try my best.
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00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:14,394
It was like that. Yeah, Peter
686
00:30:14,442 --> 00:30:15,310
McNeely.
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00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:19,602
>> Parker: Peter McNeely, 1995. And
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00:30:19,656 --> 00:30:22,320
he, uh, killed him in like a second and a half.
689
00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:27,650
Tyson destroyed him in 89 seconds.
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00:30:27,730 --> 00:30:30,700
>> Freddy: Yeah, I mean, it was the press conference and he's like, uh,
691
00:30:30,890 --> 00:30:32,162
waving at Tyson.
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00:30:32,226 --> 00:30:33,960
>> Parker: He's like, I'm going to try.
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>> Freddy: Good game.
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00:30:36,972 --> 00:30:38,540
>> Parker: Let's just have a good game, guys.
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00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:43,638
That's crazy. All right, well, we'll take a quick break. We'll
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00:30:43,654 --> 00:30:45,974
be back with some whack history and some Fredline
697
00:30:46,022 --> 00:30:48,666
news. Get ready, get set.
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00:30:48,768 --> 00:30:51,430
And money. Time, money. Uh,
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00:30:51,716 --> 00:30:53,950
boxing, punching faces.
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00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:56,666
Let's go, let's monopoly.
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>> Freddy: Go.
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00:30:57,970 --> 00:31:00,958
>> Parker: The black Lincoln collective podcast will return
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00:31:01,044 --> 00:31:03,230
after a, uh, word from our sponsors.
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00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,060
>> Freddy: Mhm.
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00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:49,246
>> Parker: Welcome back to the episode I
706
00:31:49,268 --> 00:31:52,126
forgot what over it is the 134th episode of
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00:31:52,148 --> 00:31:55,100
the Black Lincoln Collective podcast. We're so glad you joined us,
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00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,554
um, on this, the last week
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00:31:57,672 --> 00:31:59,474
of history Month.
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Booze. Uh, booze.
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>> Freddy: No.
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>> Parker: Cheers.
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00:32:02,334 --> 00:32:04,654
>> Freddy: Thank you. Some booze.
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>> Parker: I don't think it's too late now because people love
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history.
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This year, Fred, the end of wack History
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Month sort of coincides with
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one of your favorite holidays. Easter turkey
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day.
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>> Freddy: Oh, Easter.
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>> Parker: No, that's my favorite holiday is Thanksgiving.
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>> Freddy: I love Easter. You dress up fancy clothes.
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>> Parker: Yeah, you get to go to church.
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>> Freddy: No, he's like, I just get to dress up fancy
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clothes.
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Cut the grass.
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But I'll just dress up fancy clothes.
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>> Parker: You get to answer a million questions about rabbits that I don't know
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the answer to at all.
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>> Freddy: Rabbits.
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>> Parker: My kids are like, what about, why does Easter Bunny do this? I'm like, I don't fucking know. The
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Easter bunny is the worst thought out slogan there
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is. So
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lame.
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But, Fred, because it is Easter time. Coming
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up, I thought that the best thing
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to do this
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is a flimsy premise at best.
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The best thing we could do for
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this week in whack history is tie
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it into the Easter theme and let's learn some whack
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history about Easter Island.
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>> Freddy: Easter island. Uh,
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uh. That's the island with the heads, right?
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>> Parker: That is the island with the heads, Fred. And
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it's either called Easter island.
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That's the Jurassic park, right? Yeah.
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>> Freddy: Easter island, where you can
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see some head.
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>> Parker: Some head.
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So, Fred, that's the best thing we've ever done on
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this show. I'm not going to lie. I love that. I
753
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enjoyed that a lot.
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>> Freddy: Uh, yeah, that was very good.
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>> Parker: So Easter island, Fred, is also called
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Rapanui, which is what it's actually called. All
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the people from Easter island call it Rapanui. All the people who are
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white call it.
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Let me tell you a little something about Easter island,
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Fred. When dutch admiral
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Jacob Ragavine became the first European to
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land on this remote island on Easter
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Sunday in 1722, he named
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it what? Dutch for Easter island,
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which is posh island.
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>> Freddy: Posh. Uh, posh.
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>> Parker: P a a s h. I don't know how you spell it.
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However, the indigenous name
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for easter island is Rapanui, which means great
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rapa. Like me. I'm great Rapa.
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Yeah, Rapa. The
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island's indigenous people use this name for their island, and the
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locals are also known as the Rapanui. There's
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an old name for the island, though, fred. It's called
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Tepido o tejano,
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meaning the world's naval.
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>> Freddy: I thought it was texans.
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>> Parker: It is off the coast of chile in south
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America, but it's 2000 miles off the coast of
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Chile, so it is
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legitimately the world's most secluded inhabited
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island. So it's
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3800, uh, kilometers off the
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coast of its nearest neighbor, chile. Easter
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island is among the world's most remote inhabited islands.
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It remains a territory of chile, but it still
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takes over 5 hours to get there from
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chile. We looked it up. I searched it because I was like,
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maybe we should go do the show from there one time. And
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it's like six hour and 70, 48 minutes flight. Six hour
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and 48 minutes, not 70.
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>> Freddy: Do they have power over there?
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>> Parker: Uh, I don't know. Let's find out. Do they have power? Yeah, I would think they
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have power.
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>> Freddy: How would they get power over there? They probably
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have coal power. Coal power?
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Coal power.
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>> Parker: The only way to get there is by plane. The island doesn't even
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have harbors, so the shortest flight is 5
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hours from santiago, Chile. And you can also fly
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there in 7 hours from Tahiti.
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There you go. Uh, easter island is also largely free
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from pollution, and it's home to
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some of the cleanest ocean waters in the world. The water
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around the island is transparent up to 60 meters.
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And it's an oasis for snorkelers or divers who marvel
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at the colorful corals and sea life beneath the surface.
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>> Freddy: That's because Americans haven't been there yet.
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Once Americans start going there, it'll fuck it up. Come
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on, honey, let's get our six packs
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and go like, hey, let's go.
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>> Parker: Fuck up the island. Let's put some pollution. Alan's like,
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oh, they use coal. It's the most pollution free fucking
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place.
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>> Freddy: Coal? Yeah, they don't use coal. Let's
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go over there and call them immigrants.
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>> Parker: That's right. So easter island used to
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be a big place. There, uh, were thousands of people who lived there.
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But because of the civil, they had civil wars, epidemics,
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slave rates, famine and deforestation. There were only
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111 people left living there in
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1877. Today, however,
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there are almost 8000 people living on
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the island, half of which consider themselves to be
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indigenous. So it was, uh,
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settled by a Moana
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polynesian chief. That's better. Moana,
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Maui.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: Ah, Moana, a, uh, polynesian chief
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settled it hundreds of years ago. And they
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believe, of course, everyone knows about their
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moai. Moai, the huge
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stone sculptures that represent the faces of their worship
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ancestors. And the bodies are buried underneath the
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ground with only a face and shoulders above ground. Right,
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those are.
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>> Freddy: They said they didn't know where they came from.
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>> Parker: They do now, Fred.
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>> Freddy: No, that's that other place.
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>> Parker: Machu picchu. Now.
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>> Freddy: Machu picchu. Machu picchu.
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>> Parker: Someone wondered because originally in the 17 hundreds, there were
844
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thousands of these statues on the island.
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But, uh, there were civil wars. And
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as the clans fought, uh, over
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scarce resources, they also tore down each other's moais.
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The mois were also stolen by collectors before
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the island, uh, was declared a UNESCO World
850
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Heritage site in 1995. So
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a lot of them got stolen, which is very
852
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damn many have.
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>> Freddy: Imagine being the polynesian dude that found that
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island because it's small, so it's not like you
855
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can be.
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>> Parker: And it's in the middle of nothing.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, right. I'm telling you,
858
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that probably happened just like Moana, though.
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Like motherfuckers just out set sail on.
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>> Parker: Yeah, he was very, uh. Like. Apparently he
861
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was like a polynesian chief that just liked to
862
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go travel. So see what's out there.
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This is probably how Moana started.
864
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Think about it. He found it. Turn around and
865
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go back.
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>> Parker: That's the hardest part. It's not even that. It's going
867
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back at the second. Like, okay, do we take a left at this
868
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big wave or a right? Big ass wave?
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>> Freddy: Nothing's there.
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>> Parker: Ah, I can't imagine,
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man. Like I said, if you look it up, listeners, do yourself a
872
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favor, look it up. It's in the middle of nothing.
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It's one of those places that you could be 20ft away from it
874
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and not even know it's there.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. It's wacky, right? Yeah. Out in the sea. Yeah. Because
876
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the sea is like that. You know what I'm saying?
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>> Parker: So the heads, the moai, uh,
878
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or whatever. I apologize if I'm saying that wrong. Uh, they were
879
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originally known as the eastern island heads before archaeologists discovered
880
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the statues had bodies in 1914. And
881
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the giant's head, I didn't even look. They were just like, oh,
882
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they're huge heads.
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>> Freddy: They just set them down right here.
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>> Parker: Uh, some of them have hats, which is pretty
885
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cool. Uh, some theories say that that
886
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represents hair, while others say it is a symbol of
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power.
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>> Freddy: Hm.
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>> Parker: That's crazy. So the Rapanui.
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>> Freddy: You think them stones was there?
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>> Parker: I'm going to tell you.
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>> Freddy: Okay. I'm sorry.
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>> Parker: That's okay. Because you're asking the right question.
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>> Freddy: Jumping ahead.
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>> Parker: No, it's okay. You're interested.
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Jumping ahead. I get it. The, uh,
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moai are big and solid. They were carved with stone
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chisels by the islanders from solidified volcanic ash found
899
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on the island's Rando Raku
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volcanic crater. So how do they move them around the
901
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island? No one really knows, Fred. There's no written
902
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history and only stories pass between
903
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generations. But considering the average height
904
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is 4 meters with a
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width of 1.6 meters and a weight of about twelve and a
906
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half tons. So the weight of two
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elephants. It, uh, must have been a really cool thing because they moved
908
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them 18 km across the island. Apparently
909
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they've recreated this where they basically have made them
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walk. They tie a
911
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bunch of, um, rope around the head
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and tilt it so you walk like
913
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a refrigerator or whatever, right. They do the same thing, but
914
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apparently. Can you imagine how crazy that is?
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it would take, ah, years.
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>> Parker: So I want to go, so. But they also, uh.
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Easter island holds the Tapati
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Rapanui festival every year. We should go for that next
919
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year. Why not? So they celebrate their culture every
920
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year. It's held during the first two weeks of February. We just missed
921
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it, man. That's a
922
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bummer. With traditional activities like wood carving and music played
923
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on unique eight string flat ukulele,
924
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the island also splits into two teams during the festival. Both
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are led by a queen, and the
926
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winning team's queen is crowned queen of the
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island for the rest of the year. Let's go.
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Uh, let's go, baby. So,
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yeah, they said some people believe it was aliens
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that did this. Some, uh, people think rats killed everybody
931
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there.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, it was aliens.
933
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>> Parker: Yeah, it was aliens.
934
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>> Freddy: If you can't explain it, it's aliens.
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>> Parker: A popular theory about. And this is where the wackness comes in. A
936
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popular theory about Easter Island. Moai says the massive
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statues were created for or influenced
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by aliens.
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Author Eric von
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Daniken helped spread this theory in his book
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Chariots of the gods, question mark. Unsolved
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mysteries of the past. Danikin also believes the
943
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ancient Egyptians could not possibly have built the pyramids by
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themselves, as they lacked the intelligence and
945
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strength.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, they were dumb. According to him.
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They were dumb.
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>> Parker: Right? So, I don't know, man.
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I don't see how, uh,
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they had.
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>> Freddy: Their own water filtration system that they were.
952
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Yeah.
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>> Parker: Well, if aliens were like, hey, there's this whole
954
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world that we are going to visit. Let's go to the
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smallest, most random place we can.
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I guess that's one way to make sure you don't get told.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, exactly. People
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are secluded. Uh,
959
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what are they going to say? They don't even have a written language.
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>> Parker: That's true.
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>> Freddy: That's a perfect place to go. How are they going to tell somebody?
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I don't know how they talk just like that.
963
00:42:59,370 --> 00:43:01,560
>> Parker: Yeah, I don't know what their language is either.
964
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,350
Uh, it's okay.
965
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:06,406
>> Freddy: I think it's spanish now because
966
00:43:06,428 --> 00:43:07,186
it's Chile.
967
00:43:07,298 --> 00:43:09,640
>> Parker: Well, they did have a writing system, which was
968
00:43:10,110 --> 00:43:12,922
apparently, uh, the writing system.
969
00:43:12,976 --> 00:43:15,830
Easter island is about 10,000 years older than they. Popular
970
00:43:15,910 --> 00:43:17,274
than they believed it was.
971
00:43:17,392 --> 00:43:17,894
>> Freddy: Damn.
972
00:43:17,942 --> 00:43:20,810
>> Parker: And it makes the island itself older than they thought. So
973
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,646
a man came up with this theory after exploring the
974
00:43:23,668 --> 00:43:26,654
gobalekli tepe, a, uh, set of
975
00:43:26,692 --> 00:43:29,614
ancient stones in turkey believed to have been erected 12,000
976
00:43:29,652 --> 00:43:32,586
years ago. Erected? The site bears
977
00:43:32,618 --> 00:43:35,570
no evidence. Okay, whatever. Who fucking cares? They're smart. They're great.
978
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,494
They had long years. Stone
979
00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:41,074
bodies. It's great. So it's whack history.
980
00:43:41,272 --> 00:43:44,066
Don't go there. Or do go there. If you let us go
981
00:43:44,088 --> 00:43:45,620
there and we'll go with you.
982
00:43:46,150 --> 00:43:47,842
>> Freddy: How about that kind of not whack?
983
00:43:47,986 --> 00:43:50,946
>> Parker: It's not as whack as I had hoped it would be. But it is Easter
984
00:43:50,978 --> 00:43:53,394
themed and we'll take very, uh, unwack.
985
00:43:53,442 --> 00:43:55,160
>> Freddy: Very informative and
986
00:43:55,610 --> 00:43:58,502
informational. It is actually. It's kind of cool.
987
00:43:58,556 --> 00:44:01,466
>> Parker: We should have changed it, uh, to Easter Island. Wax on the
988
00:44:01,488 --> 00:44:04,282
thing instead of facts. Okay.
989
00:44:04,336 --> 00:44:06,986
Well, eastern island, not as wacky as we once thought it
990
00:44:07,008 --> 00:44:09,322
was. But it is history.
991
00:44:09,456 --> 00:44:11,166
So we're halfway there.
992
00:44:11,188 --> 00:44:14,106
>> Freddy: Here you go. Could have been South Pacific, 2000 miles
993
00:44:14,138 --> 00:44:17,102
from the trailer. Yeah,
994
00:44:17,156 --> 00:44:17,920
right there.
995
00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:22,400
>> Parker: Uh, that's whack history. Thank God it's over for this month.
996
00:44:23,890 --> 00:44:25,086
>> Freddy: We'll be with another one.
997
00:44:25,108 --> 00:44:28,066
>> Parker: We got to be back at some point with whatever else is
998
00:44:28,088 --> 00:44:28,706
going to happen in the show.
999
00:44:28,728 --> 00:44:30,980
Fredline News is, I think, our next
1000
00:44:31,430 --> 00:44:32,030
chef.
1001
00:44:32,110 --> 00:44:32,740
>> Freddy: History.
1002
00:44:33,510 --> 00:44:34,980
>> Parker: Boring ass history.
1003
00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:40,360
>> Freddy: History. From the History Channel.
1004
00:44:54,110 --> 00:44:56,630
>> Parker: Back to the show. Ladies and gentlemen, it's
1005
00:44:56,710 --> 00:44:59,466
time for our favorite test
1006
00:44:59,648 --> 00:45:02,414
thing that we do sometimes. And that
1007
00:45:02,452 --> 00:45:05,374
is. Alan. Get ready for all the shit. Okay,
1008
00:45:05,412 --> 00:45:06,080
hold on.
1009
00:45:17,410 --> 00:45:18,990
I thought you had music. There it is.
1010
00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:20,080
>> Freddy: There it is.
1011
00:45:23,430 --> 00:45:25,540
I tried, but it wouldn't work.
1012
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,030
Welcome to Frontline News.
1013
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:30,630
>> Parker: We'll fix it in post.
1014
00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:31,480
>> Freddy: Yes.
1015
00:45:34,090 --> 00:45:35,910
Billionaire receives
1016
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:41,122
can't read. I'm sorry. Australian
1017
00:45:41,186 --> 00:45:43,974
billionaire revives dream to set sail on
1018
00:45:44,012 --> 00:45:45,320
titanic two.
1019
00:45:45,770 --> 00:45:46,760
>> Parker: Oh, no.
1020
00:45:47,470 --> 00:45:49,530
>> Freddy: I think we talked about this before.
1021
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,560
>> Parker: Not again.
1022
00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:54,894
>> Freddy: The blue Line star chairman has determined to see
1023
00:45:54,932 --> 00:45:57,886
his titanic two dreams seen as
1024
00:45:57,908 --> 00:46:00,480
his screenshot from. Oh, yeah. So
1025
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,734
more than a decade, this dude, Clive
1026
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,260
Palmer, um,
1027
00:46:06,870 --> 00:46:09,694
the driving force line, uh, plans to build a titanic
1028
00:46:09,742 --> 00:46:12,706
two, a replica of the ill fated ship that sank in
1029
00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:15,646
1912. For more than 2020 people on
1030
00:46:15,688 --> 00:46:18,200
board. Starting now.
1031
00:46:19,930 --> 00:46:22,694
>> Parker: Why? So he wants to do it now? He has
1032
00:46:22,732 --> 00:46:25,206
billions of dollars. It can't be that expensive to build it.
1033
00:46:25,308 --> 00:46:28,278
>> Freddy: No, it can be. He's
1034
00:46:28,294 --> 00:46:30,940
going to do it. There are yachts that are bigger than that.
1035
00:46:32,350 --> 00:46:34,710
I think he's planning to, uh, set sail
1036
00:46:34,790 --> 00:46:37,530
in 28. Okay.
1037
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,700
>> Parker: 2028.
1038
00:46:40,770 --> 00:46:42,910
Why would you name it Titanic?
1039
00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:48,458
>> Freddy: It's going to be a complete replica.
1040
00:46:48,634 --> 00:46:49,982
>> Parker: That's a bad idea.
1041
00:46:50,116 --> 00:46:51,680
>> Freddy: That's a terrible idea.
1042
00:46:52,290 --> 00:46:53,506
>> Parker: Like, hey, you know what?
1043
00:46:53,528 --> 00:46:56,180
>> Freddy: Somebody should tell me. Should tell him.
1044
00:47:00,710 --> 00:47:03,442
>> Parker: You know, it's coming. But it's still best. It's still the best
1045
00:47:03,496 --> 00:47:06,386
thing. Fred's number one gimmick. And I
1046
00:47:06,408 --> 00:47:07,140
love it.
1047
00:47:08,950 --> 00:47:09,362
>> Freddy: So.
1048
00:47:09,416 --> 00:47:12,358
>> Parker: Well, yeah, we'll get, uh. We'll try not to. Maybe we could
1049
00:47:12,364 --> 00:47:14,150
do the podcast from M Titanic, too.
1050
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:14,854
>> Freddy: No,
1051
00:47:14,972 --> 00:47:20,482
electrical
1052
00:47:20,626 --> 00:47:21,320
water.
1053
00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:27,510
>> Parker: We could float on a door.
1054
00:47:29,370 --> 00:47:30,360
We'll be.
1055
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:33,360
>> Freddy: Uh.
1056
00:47:47,910 --> 00:47:50,546
>> Parker: After the attic thing. I
1057
00:47:50,728 --> 00:47:53,540
very sensitive to my nipple situation.
1058
00:47:57,850 --> 00:48:00,422
>> Freddy: Alan. Ah. Uh, you speak Spanish, right?
1059
00:48:00,556 --> 00:48:02,360
Yeah, a little bit. Right.
1060
00:48:03,530 --> 00:48:05,798
So you got porquito. A little bit.
1061
00:48:05,964 --> 00:48:08,730
So this one
1062
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,260
I'm going to need your help with. Sure.
1063
00:48:12,430 --> 00:48:15,002
The Dodgers minor league team's new
1064
00:48:15,056 --> 00:48:17,590
name is a naughty
1065
00:48:17,670 --> 00:48:19,500
spanish slang word.
1066
00:48:22,350 --> 00:48:25,102
Oh, damn. What is it?
1067
00:48:25,156 --> 00:48:27,310
Oh, hold on. Close his dad.
1068
00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:35,522
It's local.
1069
00:48:35,576 --> 00:48:38,020
>> Parker: Singles in your area are looking for love.
1070
00:48:42,150 --> 00:48:44,050
>> Freddy: So the LA Dodgers
1071
00:48:44,970 --> 00:48:47,542
will still be the Dodgers, but their minor league team
1072
00:48:47,676 --> 00:48:50,182
has got a name change coming
1073
00:48:50,236 --> 00:48:52,994
up. So the minor league team's
1074
00:48:53,042 --> 00:48:55,734
name. Oh, they're in the, uh, de
1075
00:48:55,772 --> 00:48:57,510
la divergion,
1076
00:48:58,430 --> 00:49:00,650
also known as the Fun cup.
1077
00:49:01,550 --> 00:49:04,506
All right, so they used
1078
00:49:04,528 --> 00:49:07,370
to be called the Ranto Cucamonga quakes.
1079
00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:12,400
Now they're going to be called.
1080
00:49:13,410 --> 00:49:15,902
Hold on, let me find it. Here
1081
00:49:15,956 --> 00:49:17,982
comes. Here it comes.
1082
00:49:18,036 --> 00:49:19,710
>> Parker: He's just got to close monopoly.
1083
00:49:20,530 --> 00:49:21,600
>> Freddy: Trust me.
1084
00:49:24,850 --> 00:49:26,410
Oh, shit. Where did it go?
1085
00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:29,060
>> Parker: See Fred's mom break into here with a.
1086
00:49:33,030 --> 00:49:34,740
>> Freddy: They're not going to be called
1087
00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:37,250
chaquita.
1088
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:40,546
>> Parker: Uh, chiquitas.
1089
00:49:40,658 --> 00:49:41,846
>> Freddy: I have no idea what that means.
1090
00:49:41,868 --> 00:49:42,870
>> Parker: Spell it, Brad.
1091
00:49:43,210 --> 00:49:45,974
>> Freddy: C h a q u e
1092
00:49:46,092 --> 00:49:48,838
t a. Chakuita.
1093
00:49:48,934 --> 00:49:51,914
I guess in Mexican it means something. I guess
1094
00:49:51,952 --> 00:49:54,560
in Mexican it means something. But,
1095
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,500
uh, they said they vetted the name
1096
00:49:58,350 --> 00:50:01,034
and it stands for the mariachi
1097
00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:01,934
jacket, I guess.
1098
00:50:01,972 --> 00:50:03,882
>> Parker: Yeah, it means jacket in Spanish.
1099
00:50:04,026 --> 00:50:06,302
>> Freddy: Yes, it means jacket, but in
1100
00:50:06,356 --> 00:50:07,230
slang.
1101
00:50:10,930 --> 00:50:13,838
>> Parker: It means, oh, it's for jerk. It's
1102
00:50:13,854 --> 00:50:14,930
slang for jerking it.
1103
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,740
>> Freddy: For masturbation. Yeah.
1104
00:50:18,790 --> 00:50:21,022
>> Parker: Because it's jacket. Like, get it? Like jacket.
1105
00:50:21,086 --> 00:50:21,810
>> Freddy: Alan.
1106
00:50:25,430 --> 00:50:26,500
Got it.
1107
00:50:27,830 --> 00:50:29,678
>> Parker: How annoying would that be in Spanish?
1108
00:50:29,774 --> 00:50:31,730
>> Freddy: Hey, you go taquita.
1109
00:50:31,890 --> 00:50:34,818
>> Parker: I'm going to go shopping for jackets. And they're
1110
00:50:34,834 --> 00:50:35,990
like, oh, gross.
1111
00:50:39,850 --> 00:50:41,318
>> Freddy: You got a jacket.
1112
00:50:41,494 --> 00:50:44,426
I'm going to try that on the migos. Let me on the
1113
00:50:44,448 --> 00:50:47,386
construction site, to the
1114
00:50:47,408 --> 00:50:50,314
toilet, to the porta potty. You go to
1115
00:50:50,352 --> 00:50:51,210
quita.
1116
00:50:52,510 --> 00:50:55,130
>> Parker: He's going to Jackita and Albanyo.
1117
00:50:57,090 --> 00:50:58,430
That's spanish.
1118
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,366
>> Freddy: Uh, how do you spell that again?
1119
00:51:00,468 --> 00:51:03,394
>> Parker: C A. C h o. Q u e
1120
00:51:03,432 --> 00:51:04,180
t a.
1121
00:51:07,270 --> 00:51:09,842
C h o q
1122
00:51:09,896 --> 00:51:11,970
u. Chaketa.
1123
00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:14,530
>> Freddy: We call it chaketa.
1124
00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:18,534
C h A. C H
1125
00:51:18,572 --> 00:51:19,238
a. Okay.
1126
00:51:19,324 --> 00:51:22,040
>> Parker: C h a q u e t a. Chaketa.
1127
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,854
>> Freddy: Uh, chaketa. Yeah, chaketa jacket. Yeah,
1128
00:51:24,972 --> 00:51:27,190
jacket. Okay, so I was saying it wrong.
1129
00:51:27,260 --> 00:51:30,026
>> Parker: No, you were saying it right. Stupid at words.
1130
00:51:30,128 --> 00:51:32,054
>> Freddy: I was just saying it spanglish.
1131
00:51:32,182 --> 00:51:32,810
>> Parker: There you go.
1132
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,370
>> Freddy: Check it. Don't get your Chicata
1133
00:51:36,270 --> 00:51:39,066
queso dealers. But we wouldn't call that.
1134
00:51:39,248 --> 00:51:42,074
I guess in our Spanish we would have a slang
1135
00:51:42,122 --> 00:51:43,440
for it. Sure.
1136
00:51:43,790 --> 00:51:46,110
>> Parker: Uh, they call it alaning.
1137
00:51:46,450 --> 00:51:47,920
>> Freddy: Yeah, they call it.
1138
00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:49,680
>> Parker: I'm going to go to.
1139
00:51:53,350 --> 00:51:56,210
>> Freddy: Puerto Rican. Spanish is different in the sense that it's
1140
00:51:56,870 --> 00:51:59,726
street Spanish. Yeah. So we have slang
1141
00:51:59,758 --> 00:52:00,740
words for everything.
1142
00:52:03,210 --> 00:52:06,190
Uh, how would you. Peca banka, uh, which is
1143
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,206
a leaf off of a palm tree in real. But we call
1144
00:52:09,228 --> 00:52:12,086
it like a
1145
00:52:12,108 --> 00:52:14,726
vagina. Why do you call it
1146
00:52:14,748 --> 00:52:17,138
that? Hell if I know. I know. It's
1147
00:52:17,234 --> 00:52:17,990
funny.
1148
00:52:23,530 --> 00:52:24,600
>> Parker: There we go.
1149
00:52:28,890 --> 00:52:29,998
>> Freddy: Oh, yeah.
1150
00:52:30,044 --> 00:52:31,230
>> Parker: Now you know Fred.
1151
00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:33,486
>> Freddy: That's it.
1152
00:52:33,508 --> 00:52:35,802
>> Parker: I wonder what they call it. Jacking it on Easter island.
1153
00:52:35,866 --> 00:52:38,462
>> Freddy: It's like, in English, they call the
1154
00:52:38,516 --> 00:52:40,270
women's vagina a taco.
1155
00:52:40,930 --> 00:52:43,720
Yeah, taco. Uh,
1156
00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:47,586
I would say choca. Chocha. Yeah, we call it
1157
00:52:47,608 --> 00:52:48,170
choca. Uh.
1158
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:53,890
>> Parker: Um, onto Fred lightning.
1159
00:52:57,290 --> 00:53:00,040
>> Freddy: That's the end of spanish pussy words.
1160
00:53:01,770 --> 00:53:04,262
>> Parker: This week's edition of, um, join us next
1161
00:53:04,316 --> 00:53:04,920
week.
1162
00:53:08,910 --> 00:53:11,706
We'll go to another country and talk about their slang words for
1163
00:53:11,728 --> 00:53:12,374
vaginas.
1164
00:53:12,422 --> 00:53:13,114
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1165
00:53:13,312 --> 00:53:16,154
All right. So, uh, friend line
1166
00:53:16,192 --> 00:53:17,020
number three,
1167
00:53:19,070 --> 00:53:21,454
Matt Allen, you guys
1168
00:53:21,652 --> 00:53:23,706
love, like, b movies?
1169
00:53:23,818 --> 00:53:24,590
>> Parker: Oh, I love.
1170
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:26,590
>> Freddy: Right? Love b movies.
1171
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,106
Uh, do you like b horror movies?
1172
00:53:30,298 --> 00:53:30,894
>> Parker: Sure.
1173
00:53:31,012 --> 00:53:33,560
>> Freddy: Yeah. Have you seen, uh,
1174
00:53:33,730 --> 00:53:36,594
Winnie the pooh, blood and honey? I
1175
00:53:36,632 --> 00:53:37,074
have.
1176
00:53:37,192 --> 00:53:38,850
>> Parker: Oh, have you? Is it good?
1177
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,460
>> Freddy: Yes, is it good? It was good for me.
1178
00:53:42,870 --> 00:53:45,522
All right, well, this should get you a little bit excited,
1179
00:53:45,586 --> 00:53:47,126
Al. It's going to get you
1180
00:53:47,148 --> 00:53:54,470
checked.
1181
00:53:56,010 --> 00:53:58,874
Blood, uh, and honey are going the
1182
00:53:58,912 --> 00:54:01,414
route of Marvel and they're
1183
00:54:01,462 --> 00:54:03,580
opening, uh, up the whole.
1184
00:54:05,950 --> 00:54:07,450
>> Parker: Oh, my God.
1185
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,690
>> Freddy: They're doing a whole puniverse
1186
00:54:10,610 --> 00:54:12,990
starring movies starring
1187
00:54:13,490 --> 00:54:16,314
Bambi, Pink Bell.
1188
00:54:16,362 --> 00:54:18,830
>> Parker: So they're just taking everything that's in the public domain.
1189
00:54:19,490 --> 00:54:20,542
Good for them.
1190
00:54:20,676 --> 00:54:22,640
>> Freddy: There you go. Yeah.
1191
00:54:23,830 --> 00:54:26,706
I m mean, the Winnie the Pooh movie was awesome, man. It
1192
00:54:26,728 --> 00:54:29,554
was kind of like a cocaine bear type of deal. Yeah,
1193
00:54:29,672 --> 00:54:31,140
really? Okay.
1194
00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:34,574
Yeah, that's, uh, Pinocchio, Peter
1195
00:54:34,622 --> 00:54:37,506
Pan, Tigger, Piglet, the bad hatter,
1196
00:54:37,538 --> 00:54:40,390
sleeping Beauty, all these. Everything
1197
00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:42,790
is public domain. Everything is public
1198
00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:43,750
domain.
1199
00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:46,840
They're taking it.
1200
00:54:47,530 --> 00:54:49,240
>> Parker: But hey,
1201
00:54:50,510 --> 00:54:53,334
Fred, you know who else is doing that? Friends at bang
1202
00:54:53,382 --> 00:54:54,086
bras.
1203
00:54:54,198 --> 00:54:55,706
>> Freddy: Bang bras? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1204
00:54:55,728 --> 00:54:58,134
>> Parker: They're making the parody ones. He'll pinot
1205
00:54:58,182 --> 00:54:58,810
euro.
1206
00:55:03,730 --> 00:55:05,310
>> Freddy: The pooniverse.
1207
00:55:05,890 --> 00:55:07,818
>> Parker: And theirs is also called the pooniverse.
1208
00:55:07,914 --> 00:55:10,698
>> Freddy: Yes, that's right. Indiana
1209
00:55:10,714 --> 00:55:12,430
Jones is the temple of doom.
1210
00:55:15,410 --> 00:55:17,840
>> Parker: Yeah, there it is.
1211
00:55:18,150 --> 00:55:19,106
Well, that's good to know.
1212
00:55:19,128 --> 00:55:19,474
>> Freddy: That's cool.
1213
00:55:19,512 --> 00:55:22,222
>> Parker: They're going to do that. I'm sure it'll be lovely.
1214
00:55:22,366 --> 00:55:24,546
>> Freddy: Yeah. Hey, and they're going to make money off of it.
1215
00:55:24,568 --> 00:55:24,962
>> Parker: Oh, yeah.
1216
00:55:25,016 --> 00:55:28,002
>> Freddy: So since they did it, can
1217
00:55:28,136 --> 00:55:29,238
anybody else still do it?
1218
00:55:29,244 --> 00:55:30,246
>> Parker: Oh, ah, yeah, we could.
1219
00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:32,182
>> Freddy: You could make your own version of.
1220
00:55:32,236 --> 00:55:34,322
>> Parker: Oh, yeah. I mean, it's public domain.
1221
00:55:34,466 --> 00:55:36,200
>> Freddy: Winnie the Pooh went public.
1222
00:55:36,540 --> 00:55:37,560
>> Parker: Mhm.
1223
00:55:37,870 --> 00:55:40,554
>> Freddy: I didn't know that. I knew the
1224
00:55:40,592 --> 00:55:41,766
steamboat Willie.
1225
00:55:41,878 --> 00:55:44,198
>> Parker: Yeah. Steamboat Willie and steamboat Willie.
1226
00:55:44,294 --> 00:55:45,206
>> Freddy: Willie.
1227
00:55:45,398 --> 00:55:47,814
>> Parker: All kinds of, uh, public domain characters
1228
00:55:47,862 --> 00:55:48,554
now.
1229
00:55:48,752 --> 00:55:49,354
>> Freddy: Right.
1230
00:55:49,472 --> 00:55:51,390
>> Parker: Probably that whole list that you just.
1231
00:55:51,460 --> 00:55:53,998
>> Freddy: Yeah, popular public domain.
1232
00:55:54,004 --> 00:55:56,590
>> Parker: And you know, we did. Remember, uh, we did a Christmas
1233
00:55:57,010 --> 00:55:59,834
public domain, the King Kong public domain. Sherlock
1234
00:55:59,882 --> 00:56:02,270
Holmes, Count Dracula, Robin Hood,
1235
00:56:02,630 --> 00:56:04,574
wizard of Oz, Ebenezer Scrooge,
1236
00:56:04,622 --> 00:56:07,140
Cthulhu, you name it, man.
1237
00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:10,286
Alan Quartermaine, whoever the fuck that is. Paul
1238
00:56:10,318 --> 00:56:11,020
Bunyan.
1239
00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:12,690
>> Freddy: Uh, Alan Quartermaine.
1240
00:56:14,390 --> 00:56:17,054
Yeah. That's extraordinary gentleman
1241
00:56:17,102 --> 00:56:19,646
dude. Right? He was an adventurer
1242
00:56:19,758 --> 00:56:21,898
like, uh, Alan Quartermaine.
1243
00:56:22,014 --> 00:56:24,466
>> Parker: I did not expect you guys to know that. I'll be honest. Grendel
1244
00:56:24,498 --> 00:56:26,630
is Hercules.
1245
00:56:26,970 --> 00:56:28,774
>> Freddy: Hercules. Hercules, yeah.
1246
00:56:28,812 --> 00:56:30,850
>> Parker: Tom and Jerry, James Bond, Daffy duck.
1247
00:56:30,930 --> 00:56:31,586
>> Freddy: Shut up.
1248
00:56:31,628 --> 00:56:33,430
>> Parker: Thor is in the public domain.
1249
00:56:33,590 --> 00:56:34,298
>> Freddy: What?
1250
00:56:34,464 --> 00:56:35,178
>> Parker: Yeah.
1251
00:56:35,344 --> 00:56:36,550
>> Freddy: James Bond.
1252
00:56:36,710 --> 00:56:37,420
>> Parker: Yeah.
1253
00:56:38,190 --> 00:56:39,130
>> Freddy: Damn.
1254
00:56:39,470 --> 00:56:41,962
So what do you have to do to go into the public
1255
00:56:42,016 --> 00:56:42,610
domain?
1256
00:56:42,710 --> 00:56:45,054
>> Parker: You have to exist, I think, for 75 years is
1257
00:56:45,092 --> 00:56:47,790
all, and then anybody can use you.
1258
00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:50,814
>> Freddy: Yeah, but didn't disney have Mickey Mouse? Just.
1259
00:56:50,932 --> 00:56:53,040
>> Parker: Mickey Mouse isn't still.
1260
00:56:57,010 --> 00:56:57,430
>> Freddy: Willie.
1261
00:56:57,450 --> 00:57:00,162
>> Parker: It's just that version of him that's in the public
1262
00:57:00,216 --> 00:57:00,574
domain.
1263
00:57:00,622 --> 00:57:01,700
>> Freddy: Right, right.
1264
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:04,638
>> Parker: Uh, so. But Winnie the Pooh, Sherlock
1265
00:57:04,654 --> 00:57:07,100
Holmes and Robin Hood are in the, um.
1266
00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:08,070
>> Freddy: Robin Hood.
1267
00:57:09,130 --> 00:57:09,862
>> Parker: There you go.
1268
00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:12,774
>> Freddy: So we could do a BLC theater of any of
1269
00:57:12,812 --> 00:57:13,714
those characters.
1270
00:57:13,762 --> 00:57:15,990
>> Parker: Yeah, we were going to do that without.
1271
00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:18,886
>> Freddy: Yeah. Disney's gonna sue us. For
1272
00:57:18,908 --> 00:57:21,320
what? Nothing. We don't got. Green llama is in.
1273
00:57:22,810 --> 00:57:25,514
>> Parker: Who's a green llama? You know that is. No, you don't.
1274
00:57:25,712 --> 00:57:28,534
>> Freddy: The green llama. That's the brown llamas.
1275
00:57:28,582 --> 00:57:29,690
And cousin
1276
00:57:32,670 --> 00:57:33,610
llama.
1277
00:57:40,370 --> 00:57:43,230
>> Parker: Frankenstein's monsters in the King Arthur, Alice,
1278
00:57:43,310 --> 00:57:45,826
mad Hatter. We can do them
1279
00:57:45,848 --> 00:57:48,786
all. Judy of the
1280
00:57:48,808 --> 00:57:51,170
jungle, which I guess is Tarzan's lady.
1281
00:57:52,390 --> 00:57:54,354
>> Freddy: George's lady, man.
1282
00:57:54,552 --> 00:57:55,300
>> Parker: Okay.
1283
00:57:55,850 --> 00:57:58,040
>> Freddy: Of the jungle. Yeah, that's right.
1284
00:58:00,170 --> 00:58:01,634
>> Parker: Jane was Tarzan's lady.
1285
00:58:01,682 --> 00:58:02,280
>> Freddy: Right?
1286
00:58:04,890 --> 00:58:05,974
I guess.
1287
00:58:06,172 --> 00:58:08,940
>> Parker: I don't know. Find out next week.
1288
00:58:11,550 --> 00:58:13,900
>> Freddy: George is the jungle. That was a good movie, actually.
1289
00:58:14,350 --> 00:58:16,090
George, George, George.
1290
00:58:16,990 --> 00:58:18,250
Brenda Fraser.
1291
00:58:19,950 --> 00:58:22,798
>> Parker: Okay, anyway, uh, so any more friendline news,
1292
00:58:22,884 --> 00:58:23,490
Fred?
1293
00:58:23,490 --> 00:58:25,898
>> Freddy: Uh, I got a couple more if you want. Let's.
1294
00:58:25,994 --> 00:58:27,402
>> Parker: Hit me. Hit me, baby.
1295
00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:30,366
>> Freddy: Hit them with your best shot. Okay.
1296
00:58:30,468 --> 00:58:31,390
>> Parker: Newsme.
1297
00:58:33,270 --> 00:58:36,206
>> Freddy: A deliveroo driver
1298
00:58:36,238 --> 00:58:38,690
and I said that correctly. Deliveroo
1299
00:58:39,510 --> 00:58:42,270
rider bites off all the shots
1300
00:58:42,350 --> 00:58:43,890
customers thumb.
1301
00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:48,342
Evidently this shit is from England, okay?
1302
00:58:48,396 --> 00:58:50,600
>> Parker: Because I don't know what any half those words.
1303
00:58:51,290 --> 00:58:53,202
>> Freddy: All I know is customer's thumb.
1304
00:58:53,266 --> 00:58:55,510
>> Parker: Yeah, I heard customers, auto shop
1305
00:58:55,580 --> 00:58:56,310
thumb.
1306
00:58:56,810 --> 00:58:59,754
>> Freddy: Yes, that was it. So this lady in
1307
00:58:59,792 --> 00:59:02,054
Aldershot of the UK.
1308
00:59:02,182 --> 00:59:04,410
>> Parker: Oh, not Aldershot.
1309
00:59:04,910 --> 00:59:07,710
>> Freddy: Alder. A l d e r. Uh,
1310
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,958
aldershot. Aldershot.
1311
00:59:10,054 --> 00:59:11,500
>> Parker: See, now I get it.
1312
00:59:12,510 --> 00:59:15,306
>> Freddy: She was delivering this bloke's food, right?
1313
00:59:15,488 --> 00:59:18,346
And so, man, she puts
1314
00:59:18,378 --> 00:59:21,134
her in the wrong place, and he tells her to come down to this
1315
00:59:21,172 --> 00:59:23,626
part of. No, I don't know. I can't keep.
1316
00:59:23,748 --> 00:59:24,660
>> Parker: It's fine.
1317
00:59:26,470 --> 00:59:28,320
>> Freddy: So anyway, uh,
1318
00:59:30,310 --> 00:59:33,138
she put his food down in the wrong spot, and the
1319
00:59:33,144 --> 00:59:35,998
dude was like, no, bring it down here. And when she brought
1320
00:59:36,014 --> 00:59:38,834
it down here, they got to wrestling about some shit, and she bit
1321
00:59:38,872 --> 00:59:39,846
his fucking thumb off.
1322
00:59:39,868 --> 00:59:40,966
>> Parker: Oh, she bit his thumb off.
1323
00:59:40,988 --> 00:59:43,766
>> Freddy: Okay, she bit his thumb off. And she's an
1324
00:59:43,788 --> 00:59:46,418
ugly broad. Yeah, he looked like she to bite
1325
00:59:46,434 --> 00:59:49,378
somebody's thumb off. But, uh, the
1326
00:59:49,404 --> 00:59:52,220
whole big chalupa is over there.
1327
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:55,286
If you pick up one of those delivery
1328
00:59:55,398 --> 00:59:58,362
shifts and you can't do it, you can get
1329
00:59:58,416 --> 01:00:00,934
somebody to be like, yo, you could take my shift.
1330
01:00:01,062 --> 01:00:03,918
>> Parker: Right? Anybody.
1331
01:00:04,004 --> 01:00:06,942
>> Freddy: But now the government is like, that's not
1332
01:00:06,996 --> 01:00:09,914
cool. Because those people aren't
1333
01:00:09,962 --> 01:00:12,542
vetted. You don't know who they are. You know what saying?
1334
01:00:12,596 --> 01:00:15,594
>> Parker: So I assume that what she did is just like uber
1335
01:00:15,642 --> 01:00:18,542
eats here in the states does, where they put your drink
1336
01:00:18,606 --> 01:00:21,378
and the bag of food directly in front of the window or the
1337
01:00:21,384 --> 01:00:24,114
door that opens outward, so there's no way you can get to it without
1338
01:00:24,152 --> 01:00:25,010
smashing.
1339
01:00:27,450 --> 01:00:30,418
I would bite your thumb off. Oh, my God. She really bit his thumb
1340
01:00:30,434 --> 01:00:30,614
off.
1341
01:00:30,652 --> 01:00:33,506
>> Freddy: Holy shit, that bitch
1342
01:00:33,538 --> 01:00:35,080
was hungry. Yeah.
1343
01:00:37,290 --> 01:00:40,020
>> Parker: I, uh, bet that guy regrets telling her to move the food.
1344
01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:41,820
Uh, I'll just get it. Thanks.
1345
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:44,422
She looks hungry.
1346
01:00:44,486 --> 01:00:47,414
>> Freddy: Yeah, she does look hungry. She's
1347
01:00:47,462 --> 01:00:49,930
got hungry.
1348
01:00:53,410 --> 01:00:55,920
>> Parker: Give me some of your Yorkshire puddings, love.
1349
01:00:56,850 --> 01:00:59,694
That's probably what started the argument. She's like, I want some of your
1350
01:00:59,732 --> 01:01:00,830
fish and chips.
1351
01:01:03,650 --> 01:01:06,240
Get your own fish and chips, bitch. And then, like.
1352
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,586
>> Freddy: Uh, they told the reporter, they asked the
1353
01:01:11,608 --> 01:01:14,594
guy, tip her. She said no, but she took her
1354
01:01:14,632 --> 01:01:15,214
tip.
1355
01:01:15,342 --> 01:01:16,340
>> Parker: There you go.
1356
01:01:18,710 --> 01:01:21,666
Good for him for being in such great mood in spite
1357
01:01:21,698 --> 01:01:23,094
of having one less.
1358
01:01:23,292 --> 01:01:25,526
>> Freddy: Yeah, good for him.
1359
01:01:25,548 --> 01:01:27,730
>> Parker: Way to make jokes. He must have been on some great guy.
1360
01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:30,540
>> Freddy: He must be. He was fucked up.
1361
01:01:32,990 --> 01:01:35,802
>> Parker: I feel like he was because he's british, so he
1362
01:01:35,856 --> 01:01:38,250
probably thinks he's super, like, british wit,
1363
01:01:38,670 --> 01:01:41,246
probably on the drugs. Thought that was, like, the funniest thing.
1364
01:01:41,268 --> 01:01:44,126
>> Freddy: That he was probably like, she
1365
01:01:44,148 --> 01:01:45,600
took a chip cup. Now.
1366
01:01:46,690 --> 01:01:47,790
Chortle.
1367
01:01:49,650 --> 01:01:52,382
Ricky Gervais. Couldn't have came up with anything better.
1368
01:01:52,436 --> 01:01:53,280
>> Parker: That's right.
1369
01:01:54,370 --> 01:01:57,246
All right, so Fredline news number lost
1370
01:01:57,278 --> 01:01:58,018
count five.
1371
01:01:58,104 --> 01:02:01,074
>> Freddy: Whatever it is. All right, so we're going
1372
01:02:01,112 --> 01:02:03,400
back to the states. Uh,
1373
01:02:04,550 --> 01:02:07,090
Gainesville, Georgia. Yeah,
1374
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:10,082
Florida. Georgia. No,
1375
01:02:10,136 --> 01:02:10,622
Florida.
1376
01:02:10,686 --> 01:02:12,930
>> Parker: Florida. There's one in Georgia, too.
1377
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,766
>> Freddy: Okay, so Friday, a
1378
01:02:15,788 --> 01:02:18,078
man, uh, pled
1379
01:02:18,114 --> 01:02:20,586
guilty to impersonating a
1380
01:02:20,608 --> 01:02:23,446
Gainesville police officer and posing as a gay
1381
01:02:23,478 --> 01:02:26,442
man on an online dating app to get
1382
01:02:26,496 --> 01:02:29,174
back at the officer for giving him a traffic
1383
01:02:29,222 --> 01:02:31,454
ticket. Wait, what?
1384
01:02:31,652 --> 01:02:34,574
>> Parker: Yeah, wait a minute. No, you're right,
1385
01:02:34,612 --> 01:02:35,840
Alan. Wait, what?
1386
01:02:38,770 --> 01:02:41,140
>> Freddy: Apparently this man, Dwayne Leon,
1387
01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:43,454
uh, sure. He was
1388
01:02:43,652 --> 01:02:45,994
somehow Fred's middle name police
1389
01:02:46,042 --> 01:02:46,910
officer,
1390
01:02:48,930 --> 01:02:51,266
stole this police officer's ID.
1391
01:02:51,448 --> 01:02:51,890
>> Parker: Okay.
1392
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,350
>> Freddy: And created a fake profile.
1393
01:02:54,430 --> 01:02:57,154
>> Parker: Okay, and so he pretended to be him and then turned him
1394
01:02:57,192 --> 01:02:57,742
gay.
1395
01:02:57,886 --> 01:02:59,220
>> Freddy: Yes. Yeah.
1396
01:03:02,330 --> 01:03:05,286
>> Parker: I thought he pretended to be him and then seduced him
1397
01:03:05,308 --> 01:03:08,120
in a gate. Seduced the guy that he was pretending to be.
1398
01:03:08,650 --> 01:03:11,290
And that's why I was like, this is a very confusing story
1399
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:11,980
already.
1400
01:03:12,510 --> 01:03:14,170
>> Freddy: The big catfish,
1401
01:03:15,390 --> 01:03:18,106
he would use phrases like, I would like to
1402
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,606
cuddle with the man of my dreams using the
1403
01:03:20,628 --> 01:03:21,200
man.
1404
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,658
Uh, yeah, thought it was funny.
1405
01:03:27,754 --> 01:03:30,606
So the dude could be sentenced to up
1406
01:03:30,628 --> 01:03:33,486
to like 15 years for. What did they
1407
01:03:33,508 --> 01:03:34,310
get him for?
1408
01:03:34,310 --> 01:03:35,598
>> Parker: Uh, identity theft.
1409
01:03:35,694 --> 01:03:37,170
>> Freddy: Yeah, identity theft.
1410
01:03:38,790 --> 01:03:41,282
Misleading transmittal use of
1411
01:03:41,336 --> 01:03:44,126
officer name, trade
1412
01:03:44,158 --> 01:03:46,766
name or legal seal. See, that's
1413
01:03:46,798 --> 01:03:48,100
bogus right there.
1414
01:03:50,150 --> 01:03:53,126
If you fuck with one of their own, they going to throw in.
1415
01:03:53,148 --> 01:03:56,118
>> Parker: You know they're going to do it m. You know how they are going to be. They're going
1416
01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:57,750
to stack those joints on this guy.
1417
01:03:57,820 --> 01:04:00,786
>> Freddy: Yeah, stack them and he's
1418
01:04:00,818 --> 01:04:00,998
going to.
1419
01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:02,406
>> Parker: Get just what he wants.
1420
01:04:02,588 --> 01:04:05,402
>> Freddy: Run them. Motherfuckers have no sense of humor, man. Yeah,
1421
01:04:05,456 --> 01:04:07,098
run them consecutively, too.
1422
01:04:07,184 --> 01:04:10,154
>> Parker: Yeah, because I did that and maybe
1423
01:04:10,192 --> 01:04:13,066
I shouldn't. So what I did
1424
01:04:13,088 --> 01:04:15,690
is my budy, our mutual friend Matt,
1425
01:04:15,740 --> 01:04:18,634
uh, one time when he first got, when Facebook
1426
01:04:18,682 --> 01:04:21,566
first came out, he had a Facebook and he had left it open on his
1427
01:04:21,588 --> 01:04:24,206
computer. And I switched his preferences from
1428
01:04:24,308 --> 01:04:26,640
dudes looking for girls to dudes looking for
1429
01:04:27,490 --> 01:04:30,354
like, it was just a harmless break. I didn't even think
1430
01:04:30,392 --> 01:04:33,314
anything of it. And I want to say,
1431
01:04:33,352 --> 01:04:36,114
like a year later, a year and a half later, something like that, he
1432
01:04:36,152 --> 01:04:39,094
realized it and changed it back. It was like,
1433
01:04:39,132 --> 01:04:42,022
dude, my Facebook was set. Basically
1434
01:04:42,076 --> 01:04:43,190
said I was gay.
1435
01:04:45,530 --> 01:04:48,454
I did that like a really long time ago. And he was like,
1436
01:04:48,492 --> 01:04:51,026
I wondered why I kept getting all these gay dudes messaging
1437
01:04:51,058 --> 01:04:53,080
me every day.
1438
01:04:54,570 --> 01:04:57,394
And I was like, oh, this is the funniest fucking. This is the best prank
1439
01:04:57,442 --> 01:04:59,000
I've ever pulled in my life.
1440
01:04:59,530 --> 01:04:59,978
>> Freddy: That's.
1441
01:05:00,034 --> 01:05:02,958
>> Parker: It was such an innocent, like I said, I didn't think anything of it at the time. I
1442
01:05:02,964 --> 01:05:05,886
was just like, oh, this will be funny, and switched it, and
1443
01:05:05,908 --> 01:05:08,846
that was it. I never said anything to him. Uh, yeah, I never even said anything to him.
1444
01:05:08,868 --> 01:05:11,806
I forgot about it, too. And then he brought it
1445
01:05:11,828 --> 01:05:13,440
up and I was like, oh, my God.
1446
01:05:15,170 --> 01:05:15,486
>> Freddy: This.
1447
01:05:15,508 --> 01:05:17,342
>> Parker: Is the best prank I ever pulled.
1448
01:05:17,486 --> 01:05:19,490
>> Freddy: Yeah, I would have died laughing.
1449
01:05:20,310 --> 01:05:22,386
>> Parker: Uh, he was so pissed that it made me even.
1450
01:05:22,568 --> 01:05:25,350
>> Freddy: I would have died laughing in front of him,
1451
01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:28,182
and then he'd have been wondering the rest of his life,
1452
01:05:28,316 --> 01:05:30,390
what the fuck was so funny?
1453
01:05:34,170 --> 01:05:35,480
>> Parker: I can't tell you.
1454
01:05:37,230 --> 01:05:39,826
Uh, that's a great
1455
01:05:39,948 --> 01:05:42,806
classic prank. Which again, to me, perfectly
1456
01:05:42,838 --> 01:05:45,766
fine, because I didn't get sexually
1457
01:05:45,798 --> 01:05:47,900
assaulted by a bunch of gay dudes in my message.
1458
01:05:48,910 --> 01:05:51,114
>> Freddy: The funniest part is you forgot that you had.
1459
01:05:51,152 --> 01:05:51,734
>> Parker: Yeah, I forgot.
1460
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>> Freddy: It was just a.
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>> Parker: Remember, like, you do that to stuff your friends sometimes. You change
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their numbers in their phones and stuff if you get a chance
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with them. And that's what it was. I just changed, like
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I said, from.
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>> Freddy: Men seeking m on the phone number.
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>> Parker: Yeah, you switch them up so they think they're calling their mom,
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01:06:07,912 --> 01:06:10,254
but really they're calling, like, their ex girlfriend. Classic
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01:06:10,302 --> 01:06:12,926
prank. Classic
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01:06:12,958 --> 01:06:14,610
prank. Uh,
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yeah, that is what happened. So I guess I could be in trouble for
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01:06:18,828 --> 01:06:21,062
identity theft at that point. I don't even know how that works.
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01:06:21,116 --> 01:06:23,782
>> Freddy: There you go. All right, other
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Matt.
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01:06:24,690 --> 01:06:27,538
>> Parker: Yeah, I'm sure he is. He's probably like,
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son of a bitch. One
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01:06:30,432 --> 01:06:33,366
time he ate my chicken salad sandwich, and I almost fought
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01:06:33,398 --> 01:06:36,246
him for it. I really wanted that chicken salad
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01:06:36,278 --> 01:06:39,242
sandwich, friend. I was
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01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:41,834
legitimately mad. So
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mad.
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01:06:42,518 --> 01:06:44,126
>> Freddy: Did it have, like, raisins in it?
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01:06:44,148 --> 01:06:46,830
>> Parker: No, it was just a really good chicken salad sandwich.
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01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:50,362
>> Freddy: You could hear the anger in Matt's voice just remembering
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01:06:50,426 --> 01:06:52,480
it. It does make me.
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01:06:54,530 --> 01:06:56,290
>> Parker: I really wanted that sandwich.
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01:06:58,070 --> 01:07:01,054
>> Freddy: He went from like, yeah, I changed him to gay.
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01:07:01,182 --> 01:07:03,058
>> Parker: That's really funny. Then he ate my sandwich, and I.
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01:07:03,064 --> 01:07:04,740
>> Freddy: Was like, I'm going to murder him
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20 years ago. I'll never forget.
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01:07:12,490 --> 01:07:14,550
>> Parker: I'm going to piss on his grave when he dies.
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01:07:15,530 --> 01:07:18,040
This is from my chicken sandwich, bitch. And then
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01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:23,560
I'll throw a chicken sandwich at him and he'll kill him.
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01:07:24,990 --> 01:07:27,798
Remember this? Revenge of the chicken sandwich. Anyway. Chicken
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salad sandwich.
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01:07:28,438 --> 01:07:31,110
>> Freddy: It was chicken salad sandwich. All right, Freddie.
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01:07:31,270 --> 01:07:32,754
Chicken sandwiching.
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01:07:32,902 --> 01:07:35,002
>> Parker: You got any other Fredline newses?
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01:07:35,146 --> 01:07:36,414
>> Freddy: I think that's going to do it.
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01:07:36,452 --> 01:07:39,402
>> Parker: That's going to be it. That's great. That's Fredline
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news, sponsored by bang Bras. And also,
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01:07:42,530 --> 01:07:44,538
uh, by identity theft,
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01:07:44,634 --> 01:07:45,550
apparently.
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01:07:47,490 --> 01:07:50,386
All right, guys, well, if you don't have anything else, I think we're going to get out of here. We're going to call
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01:07:50,408 --> 01:07:52,834
it a night, and we'll be back next
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01:07:52,872 --> 01:07:55,226
week with a brand new episode,
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Blacklist collect podcast.
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01:07:57,770 --> 01:08:00,120
Bl see you later.
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01:08:01,050 --> 01:08:03,830
>> Freddy: Bl don't know who you are. Identity.
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01:08:04,490 --> 01:08:05,378
That's worse.
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01:08:05,474 --> 01:08:07,270
>> Parker: Bl change your settings.
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01:08:09,290 --> 01:08:11,814
>> Freddy: What you got, Freddie? Bl see
1512
01:08:11,852 --> 01:08:14,662
ya. Uh, that's bad.
1513
01:08:14,796 --> 01:08:15,746
>> Parker: Bl. Monopoly.
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01:08:15,778 --> 01:08:15,974
>> Freddy: Go.
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01:08:16,012 --> 01:08:18,600
>> Parker: I don't know. Good night, everybody.
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01:08:19,970 --> 01:08:20,720
>> Freddy: Sa
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it.
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01:08:46,156 --> 01:08:47,510
>> Parker: We are laughing.
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01:08:48,330 --> 01:08:50,120
>> Freddy: And we are very good friends.
1520
01:08:50,890 --> 01:08:52,598
>> Parker: Good buddies sharing a special
1521
01:08:52,684 --> 01:08:57,430
momentum.
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01:09:09,890 --> 01:09:12,720
>> Freddy: Man. Game over, man. Game over.
1523
01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:16,394
Just hang. Lose blood. She's going to catch up on a rebound
1524
01:09:16,442 --> 01:09:17,630
out of midtown.
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01:09:22,770 --> 01:09:24,240
Oh, what a day.
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01:09:28,210 --> 01:09:31,006
Well, that's all, folks. Asta la
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01:09:31,028 --> 01:09:32,634
vista, baby.
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01:09:32,762 --> 01:09:35,360
>> Parker: Goddamn hit you.
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01:09:36,330 --> 01:09:37,042
>> Freddy: Don't, uh, worry.
1530
01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:37,986
>> Parker: Nobody's listening.
1531
01:09:38,018 --> 01:09:40,614
>> Freddy: Anyway, as you know, I'm a man of
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01:09:40,652 --> 01:09:41,606
special needs.
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01:09:41,708 --> 01:09:43,106
>> Parker: Surely you can't be serious.
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01:09:43,218 --> 01:09:45,570
>> Freddy: I am serious. And, uh, don't call me Shirley.