This week, we're diving into some wild stories, stock market shenanigans, and a special guest appearance that you won't want to miss. Fred kicks off the episode with a hilarious yet harrowing tale about his Memorial Day weekend that involves a gummy bear, a near-stroke experience, and an unforgettable ambulance ride. You'll be on the edge of your seat as Fred recounts his misadventures and the lessons he learned the hard way. Next up, Fred shares some intriguing insights into the world of meme stocks, particularly GameStop. He delves into the speculation surrounding the company's future and the mysterious Wu-Tang Clan album that might just play a role in their next big move. If you're into stocks or just love a good conspiracy theory, this segment is for you. But that's not all! The crew is joined by a very special guest, the actor formerly known as War Machine, Terrence Howard. Fresh off his appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast, Terrence shares his thoughts on astrophysical anomalies, black holes, and even drops some unexpected knowledge about tiny penises. It's an interview you won't want to miss.
This week, we're diving into some wild stories, stock market shenanigans, and a special guest appearance that you won't want to miss.
Fred kicks off the episode with a hilarious yet harrowing tale about his Memorial Day weekend that involves a gummy bear, a near-stroke experience, and an unforgettable ambulance ride. You'll be on the edge of your seat as Fred recounts his misadventures and the lessons he learned the hard way.
Next up, Fred shares some intriguing insights into the world of meme stocks, particularly GameStop. He delves into the speculation surrounding the company's future and the mysterious Wu-Tang Clan album that might just play a role in their next big move. If you're into stocks or just love a good conspiracy theory, this segment is for you.
But that's not all! The crew is joined by a very special guest, the actor formerly known as War Machine, Terrence Howard. Fresh off his appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast, Terrence shares his thoughts on astrophysical anomalies, black holes, and even drops some unexpected knowledge about tiny penises. It's an interview you won't want to miss.
00:00:00 - Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective podcast.
00:00:53 - This is the 144th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast
00:01:37 - Alan and Fred welcome you to the show. It is feeling like summer out there
00:04:28 - This is a prequel to the story about Fred's life got turned up
00:05:20 - Fred says he went to a bar one night and needed to pee
00:10:04 - Alan says gummy bears hit him really hard that night
00:15:43 -My left side went numb and I started singing
00:20:18 - Fred needs to not ever do drugs again, for real
00:25:13 - Fred says he accidentally punched one of the nurses during a hospital stay
00:36:24 - We're being joined by a very special guest, and his name is Terrence Howard
00:39:47 - Terrence Howard talks about black holes and astrophysical anomalies
00:41:47 - How are you planning on killing gravity? You can't heal gravity
00:45:53 - Let's switch gears a little bit, all right?
00:46:12 - Alan Jackson worked with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the 2014 movie sabotage
00:49:08 - Today's word of the day is jurisdictionally. Would you like to guess what that means
00:51:31 - Fred Back with some hot stock news and tip for Black League collective podcast
00:55:05 - People have come to speculate that what was in the box was Wu Tang album
00:59:25 - I think GameStop is going digital. I think they're gonna try to compete with Amazon
01:04:30 - GameStops stock trading is going down to t one on Friday
01:07:17 - This is the most important question when it comes to stocks
01:11:32 - We'll be back next week with Sasquatch stock report
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>> Parker: What are we gonna talk about?
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>> Freddy: Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a
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bumpy night.
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>> Parker: Alive.
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>> Freddy: It's alive.
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It's alive.
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>> Parker: Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective
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podcast.
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>> Freddy: Oh, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping
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mad lift stars. And in the morning, I'm making
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pots.
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>> Parker: With your host, Archer,
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featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also
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Alan on the board.
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>> Freddy: Let's go already.
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>> Parker: And now let's start the vent show.
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>> Freddy: Okay.
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>> Parker: Welcome, welcome. What the heck was that? Welcome, welcome, one and
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all.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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>> Parker: The hundred. What? This happened. The
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144th edition. I don't fucking know.
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Welcome, welcome, one and all to the 144th
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edition of the Black Lincoln Collective podcast. Now with
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nuts.
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We are so glad you could join us.
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Uh, and we can't thank you enough for your support on x, Facebook, Instagram,
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TikTok. You can always check us
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out@blcpodcast.com listen to us
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every single day on your favorite podcast
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platforms or YouTube, which is apparently a real thing now.
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And, uh, now it's my pleasure
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to say hello to Fred.
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>> Freddy: Hey, uh, this is Fred. I am,
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um, Virgo. I, um, enjoy
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long walks on the beach and puppies. Uh,
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I'm just playing. I don't like puppies.
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You don't like puppies?
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>> Parker: Really?
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>> Freddy: I don't like dogs. Not a dog guy.
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Not a dog guy. And I want to introduce the dog guy.
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Uh, Alan. OTB.
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>> Parker: It's me.
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>> Freddy: Yeah.
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Freddie.
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>> Parker: Don't you have, like, ten dogs?
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>> Freddy: Ot my wife has dogs.
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>> Parker: Just cause he hasn't done. Me likes them.
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Well, welcome to the show, all of you. It's like
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our cat. I hate our cat, but I do.
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I always tell my wife that I hate our cat, and she's like, you love that cat. I'm like,
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you love to hate it so much. That's what it is, is
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I have a naked child run through. Okay.
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He might have been. He wasn't. He wore.
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>> Freddy: I told him to put on underpaid bye eyes.
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>> Parker: Yeah, I want to make sure we didn't get demonetized.
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So welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. We're so glad you joined
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us. It is
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feeling like summer out there for us,
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Alan and Fred, that's for sure.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah.
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>> Parker: Uh, we're gonna make it. I had a lady from California today tell me,
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like, oh, she was. She was like, it's so hot out here
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today, today. And it was, like, 80 degrees.
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She said. She said, yeah. You know, because everybody from California has to tell
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you they're from California, like, right?
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in South Carolina. I was like, okay, great. Get
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ready. Yeah. She's like, it's just so hot. She's like, it's
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always this hot. I said, ma'am, this is the
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cool part of the year. Yeah. She's like,
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what? I said, come m July and
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August, you're gonna look back on today and be like,
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oh, that was a great day.
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South Carolina. I was like, maybe not.
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not. I mean, it's not even
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hot with the humidity.
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>> Freddy: And the heat. Yeah.
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in a nice way. Not like today. Not like
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today. Like, in 20 or 30 years. She was
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older. I wasn't like,
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>> Freddy: Behind the scenes, he hates everybody.
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>> Parker: I wish people happy birthday, because I'm like, soon you
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won't have another
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m. Happy last birthday.
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man, why, yes, I
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>> Freddy: Uh, I got a little story to tell.
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>> Freddy: About Memorial Day weekend.
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>> Parker: Now, this is a story all about how Fred's life
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>> Freddy: Mario Day got turned up.
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So, uh, what was that, Friday?
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Uh, I got off work. Me and a, uh, buddy of mine
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and my wife, we decided to go have
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some libations.
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Uh, yeah, that's drinks, ladies and gentlemen.
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Um, at the local watering hole.
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>> Parker: And this is just castation.
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>> Freddy: This is just a prequel to the. To the story. I gotta
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build up to it. I gotta have a whole build up to it.
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>> Parker: Sure, sure. So we got a lot of time to kill.
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>> Freddy: Okay. So, well, I'm.
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>> Parker: Tell us about the weather and everything.
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>> Freddy: So we're sitting there drinking and, you
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know, we. I guess we sat there for
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about a couple hours, you know, and I'm feeling pretty good.
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opened the floodgate yet, so to speak, you know, I'm
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saying, sure. Because, you know, once you go, once you
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start.
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>> Parker: Right, right.
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>> Freddy: You gotta keep going. And, uh, uh, so, like, this,
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this particular establishment only has, like,
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one stall in the bathroom. It's one of those
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bathrooms, you know, I'm saying? And it's.
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It's a low, low class place. I
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mean, it's nothing fancy.
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Beer and chicken dogs.
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So I go, I go inside to go use
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the restroom, and there's like five dudes, you know what I'm
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saying, waiting in line. And I'm like, man, I
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can't, I can't, can't stand here,
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you know, and wait for these guys to go. You know what I'm saying? So I
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was like, I'll just go outside around the building, to the side of the
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building and, you know, take care of the business. And
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I did. And, like,
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unfortunately, somebody walked past
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and my biggest fear? Yeah, uh,
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but I had my back turned and, you know, I'm, I'm
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not exposing myself or anything like that. I'm just taking a
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quick leak and excuse me while I whip this out.
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So I go back to the table and like, ten
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minutes later, like, the waitress comes out and she's like, you guys
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need anything? I was like, nah, we all paid up. Two
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minutes after that, a guy comes
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out and he's like,
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hey, guys, how y'all doing? Uh, I'm
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Randy. And I was like, oh, hey, Randy. I'm
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Fred. And I, uh, shook his hand.
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>> Parker: He goes, I know where it's been.
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>> Freddy: This is, this is, this is my, uh, this is my
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bar. And, uh, uh, we don't allow
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people to pee in the parking lot. I'm gonna have to actually leave.
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And I was like, ah,
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fine. Okay, Randy, you just shook my peepee
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hand.
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>> Parker: But Randy was like, all right, Randy, well, we're
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even now.
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>> Freddy: I didn't buy that, you know, and, you know, at home.
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so I went home and, uh, the next day, you know,
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we had some things to do with the kids in the morning and
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got up, did that and came back and it was still
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pretty, like kind of cool outside, you know. So I was
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like, go ahead and drain the
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grass out. No, I didn't go cut my grass.
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I do that all the time.
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>> Parker: That's okay because it's your property.
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>> Freddy: It's my property. And, uh, uh,
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so, I mean, I did big cut, too, you know, I mean, I cut
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the whole yard, did all the trimming and
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I weed eat it. The spaces in
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between the walkway where the grass is
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growing through and shit, you know, I did a big cut.
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>> Parker: That was very motivated, man.
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>> Freddy: Took me about 3 hours. Do all that shit, man.
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any water. Didn't drink any water.
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around 630. My wife was like,
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ah, she's like, hey, I'm gonna. I gotta go to the grocery
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store. Um. She's like, I'm gonna take
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the kids with me, you know, I'm gonna take two of the kids with me and
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my other ones over my mom. And,
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uh, she's like, you know, I'll be back in about an hour or whatever.
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I was like, okay, cool. I was like, fuck. I went
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and took me a shower. I was like. And I
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remembered, like, I had one of those little
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gummies, you know, the little gummy
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thing.
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>> Parker: Sure.
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>> Freddy: It's like, yeah, I'm gonna take me a shower. I'm about to eat this gummy
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bear. About to eat this gummy bear.
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>> Parker: A melatonin gummy.
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>> Freddy: I said, yeah. And I was like, I'm gonna go outside
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and, you know, just chip around some golf balls. I'm about to
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relax myself.
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>> Parker: I'm gonna go outside and just pee real quick again.
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Cause I love.
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>> Freddy: Maybe I will if I'm out here. Cause I like it, you
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know, son, uh, never gets on my penis.
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>> Parker: So, like, you know, give the old guy a little
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tan.
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>> Freddy: Extra tan.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: So I'm out there for about an hour.
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I start feeling funny.
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Yeah.
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>> Parker: I mean, like funny ha ha or funny queer?
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>> Freddy: Just funny ha. Uh. Just funny, you know,
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just not right, you know?
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>> Parker: Sure.
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>> Freddy: And I was like, well, let me go pick these golf balls up and
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go in the house and sit down for a little bit. Get
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in the house fucking.
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Just sitting there. And I can't. Can't
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stop moving, you know, I'm saying, like,
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I started pacing and shit, and I was like, oh, man, that
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gummy's hitting me. That gummy bears hit me.
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And I was like, oh, shit,
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this guy bears hit me really
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fucking hard, man. I was like, oh,
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uh, shit. And I can't stop moving. I'm pacing and I'm
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pacing, and I was like, fuck. I was like,
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my wife's gonna be back in probably, like, 20 minutes.
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I was like, I can't have her and the
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kids see me like this. You know what I'm saying? So I
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had. This is the hardest thing I had to do. I had to
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literally text my wife.
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I said, when you get home, come to the bathroom.
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And she's like, why?
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It's like, I ate this gummy bear, and
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it is hitting me way harder than
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I thought. And I cannot have
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you and the kids see me like this. And she's like,
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well, I guess because I was supposed to cook steaks, you know what
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I'm saying? That night I was cooking steaks. That's why like,
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she, uh, was gonna do baked potatoes. I was gonna cook steaks.
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I mean, m, we were gonna eat good that night. And she's like, well,
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fuck, I guess I'll just take the kids out to dinner and,
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you know, you got about an hour. Yeah, I'm
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saying to calm yourself or whatever. Now. I was like, all
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right, you get a bar.
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The one thing.
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>> Parker: Hold on, hold on. Before you carry on.
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>> Freddy: Uh huh.
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>> Parker: I am m Alan. I am. I'm sitting on the edge of my
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seat wanting to know how the beginning of the story relates to right
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now. Go ahead.
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I'm sure you're going to wrap it all up nicely in a moment.
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I'm just wondering.
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>> Freddy: Yes, I'm wrapping it. Um, no, no,
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no.
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>> Parker: By no means do I want you to hurry up. I'm
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interested. My brain, like a mystery. Like
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glass onion, right, is
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trying to figure out how did he tell us about
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him getting caught pissing outside and then
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this. So don't ruin it.
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Don't ruin it. All in good time.
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>> Freddy: Okay, so, so
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you're gonna be back in about 20 minutes. I sent her that
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text. I sent her to text, you know, told her what
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happened. And she did. She, she text me back. She's like,
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well, too late, because your son just read that.
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>> Parker: Okay?
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>> Freddy: My son just read that I ate the gummy. And I'm, um.
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>> Parker: Good, so now you're freaking out more.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. I'm like, I'm so stupid.
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>> Parker: I don't even have a son. Wait, what?
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This gummy is great.
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>> Freddy: And then evidently, because, you know, I live next door to my mom.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: She calls my mom and, like, go over and check
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on Fred. And I'm like, God damn it.
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She comes over there and she's like, you okay? And
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my mom, she don't, she don't take gummy bears. But, like, you
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know, right?
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She's like, you know, fred, you okay? And I was like,
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yeah, I'm just, I gotta ride this thing out. I
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was like, mine told my ass,
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mom, like, and it was, dude,
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like, it was like coming in
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waves. Like,
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really aggressive waves. Like it would come
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on and stay for about ten minutes, and then we're back
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off. And then I'm like, okay, well, maybe
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that was peak.
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>> Parker: No, don't do drugs,
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kids.
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>> Freddy: And so, like, I told my mom, she's like, well, if you need me,
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you know, just come over there. I was like, all right. So I'm in the house
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by myself, you know, I mean, now just thinking of it.
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Yeah. And I'm
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like, all right, man. Just you know, I can just
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sit down, do something. Just try to, you know,
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just ride it out.
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>> Parker: Yeah.
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>> Freddy: And, uh, uh, ten minutes later,
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I'm like, nah, can't do that. You know what I mean?
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Like, I thought I was literally, like,
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oh, geez Louise. Yeah, dude. Like, I was
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shaking, and I was like, uh uh, uh uh. No, can't do it. I got
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it. I got to do something. So I did what
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everybody doesn't want to do. I had to call
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911, man.
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>> Parker: Did you for real?
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I did, dude. Like, I went outside.
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I went outside, and, like, I called him. No. Walked
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over to my mom. Yeah.
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She's like, it's okay. It's all right. And, like, I'm telling them.
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I'm giving them my information, like, I'm lucid, and I'm.
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>> Parker: Yeah, yeah, uh, you're there.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, I'm there. But, like, you
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know, and once I got off the
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phone or once, you know, they. She was like,
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okay, you know, ambulance on the way, all that good shit.
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And it hit me again. Another one came
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on, and, like. And I
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fell on the ground, okay. And I.
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I was like. And
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my left side went numb, dude. Like,
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that's what really fucked me up, bro.
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>> Parker: Like, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on,
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hold on. I have a. Hold on. Before I take a second, take a
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water, because I know you need it. I have a theory, Allen.
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>> Freddy: Mm hmm.
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>> Parker: Here's my theory. The
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ambulance shows up, and the guy's
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like, my name is Randy, and I own this
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bar
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at our table. You need to leave. It
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was all a dream. It was all a dream.
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All right, so.
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Okay, so. Well, this is very scary for everyone,
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I'm sure.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, man. Like, no, I'm freaking out. Like I would be.
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I remember, like, when the
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ambulance lady told me that, and then, like, I said, my
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left side went numb. Um.
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>> Parker: Right?
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>> Freddy: I said out loud, oh, fuck, I'm having a
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stroke. Yeah, I'm saying. And I
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threw my phone out, and I started walking, and that's when I
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kind of, like, collapsed, y'all, I'm saying, in the
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grass. And aren't you glad you cut
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it? Yeah.
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Could you imagine falling on that high grade?
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>> Parker: How embarrassed would you be?
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>> Freddy: Tied. Wouldn't even get that shit out.
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Uh, so, like, now I'm
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like, on the ground, and I'm like,
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uh.
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And, like, my mom's there, and she's.
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I was like, mama, hold my hand, mama.
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>> Parker: Mama.
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>> Freddy: Mama. I was like. I was
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like, I'm gone, mama. I was like, I'm going.
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She's like, you ain't dying. You not
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die. I was like, mom, I'm go. And then I started
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singing, like, I started singing
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like, did you record this? We
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have a ring camera. Um,
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yes, but I'm off camera.
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>> Parker: But you can hear it.
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>> Freddy: You can still hear it. I'm
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like, oh, lord, take me
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to the river.
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>> Parker: And your mom is like, what did I do to my son? My son is like,
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oh.
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>> Freddy: She's like, baby, just hold on. And I was.
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My whole thing from, like, that point
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on was, come on, come on.
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Like, talking to the ambulance, y'all. I'm m like, come
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on, come on, y'all, come on, come
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save me. Oh, lord,
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take me to the river.
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>> Parker: Was she trying not to smile? No, like,
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I'm sure she was scared.
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>> Freddy: Yeah. Everybody's freaking out, like.
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And then, uh, uh. So,
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like, I'm still on the
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ground, still flailing and, like,
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seeing and shit. And I can hear
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them. Yeah. I'm saying, I can hear the ambulance
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coming. And I'm like, oh, come on, come
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on. Yummy. And the fucking
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fire department pulls up first, right?
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And I can see the guy, like, you know, get out the truck.
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And I'm like, yeah, y'all, come on, come on. And I see the
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guy walk around, and so what are you. What is he walking
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for?
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And, uh, he gets over there. What's going on? And I told him straight
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up, you know, what I took and all that shit. And
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he's like, oh, okay. They check my
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vitals. No blood pressure, oxygen and shit.
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And apparently it was normal.
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But, um. And then
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my aunt,
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she knows, like, what
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happened. And she's like, I'm not
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even making this up. Like, I know this is an Internet
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thing, but she was like, he needs some
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milk.
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>> Parker: He needs some milk. What is that?
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>> Freddy: He needs some milk. I guess. I don't
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know. I guess it brings you down. Or
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like,
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I was like, no, eat that. Drink
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it. And. And so,
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like, the ambulance gets there,
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and they fucking, like, load me up,
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you know, I mean, and, yeah, bro, I. I
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swear, man, like, I felt my. And when I was on the ambulance ride,
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I felt myself slipping, like, slipping
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away. Yeah, I'm saying. But
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I'm still in the back of the
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ambulance, like,
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straight, man. Tripping. I'm tripping
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because I am singing. I'm
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singing. I, uh, did it my,
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uh, way.
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>> Parker: Yeah, like, if I'm gonna go, man, I'm gonna go.
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>> Freddy: I won't forget her name. Her name's Beth. I won't say her last
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name. But she was like, oh, you're a singer.
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She's like, okay, come on, sing something else for me. I was like, I don't
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know. I was like, you didn't tell
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her.
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>> Parker: About the podcast, right?
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>> Freddy: Come on, Beth.
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I was like, give it to me. I
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need the juice. Come on,
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Beth, give it to me.
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She's like, I don't know what you talking about. And I said some
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really dark shit to her, too. I was like,
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uh, uh. She was like, uh, uh. You know. Hey, so, so what's
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going on? I was like, you know what's going on best
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you've seen it before, you know what I'm saying?
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>> Parker: Jesus Christ, Fred.
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Fred needs to not ever do drugs again, for real.
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>> Freddy: She was like, yo, she was like, 20 years. I seen a lot
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in the back of this ambulance, you know what I'm saying? But I was like, come
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on, come on. I was like, beth, hurry up. Come
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on, we gotta go. She's like, I'm not driving. I was like, what's the
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guy's name up front? She's like, Stephen. I was like,
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Stephen, let's go, man. Come on. Why the
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lights ain't on?
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Wow. Like, ah.
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>> Parker: Stephen's like, I work for Domino's, bro. I don't know why you're in the back
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of my truck.
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>> Freddy: And like, this is a top.
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>> Parker: You thought you called 911. You called pizza.
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>> Freddy: Yeah, uh, so,
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yeah, uh, like, uh, Beth was great though, man.
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Like, cuz, shout out to
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00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,868
Beth. Him. She, uh, she sat there with me
460
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,772
and like, she's like, uh, she, uh, asked me
461
00:21:33,788 --> 00:21:36,714
my name and I was like, well, so what's your
462
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:39,458
name? Yeah, I mean, she's like Beth. And
463
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,370
she's like, you know that song I was like, by
464
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,986
kiss? And I was like, yeah, Beth, here, you call
465
00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:47,934
it. But I can't come home right now.
466
00:21:48,914 --> 00:21:50,254
>> Parker: Jesus Christ.
467
00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:53,434
>> Freddy: You weren't dying, brother. No,
468
00:21:53,554 --> 00:21:56,354
evidently not. Yeah, uh, but I felt
469
00:21:56,394 --> 00:21:56,954
like it, man.
470
00:21:56,994 --> 00:21:59,254
>> Parker: I feel like, okay, so
471
00:22:00,234 --> 00:22:01,386
what the fuck happened then?
472
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:04,174
>> Freddy: What happened with Randy? Hold on, we'll get there. I'll give you the.
473
00:22:06,474 --> 00:22:07,212
>> Parker: Story.
474
00:22:07,378 --> 00:22:07,912
>> Freddy: Oh, okay.
475
00:22:07,928 --> 00:22:08,524
>> Parker: There's.
476
00:22:08,824 --> 00:22:11,424
>> Freddy: He gets to the hospital and doctor Hoffster is
477
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,184
Randy, right?
478
00:22:13,224 --> 00:22:14,204
>> Parker: That's what I'm saying.
479
00:22:14,864 --> 00:22:16,284
>> Freddy: Everybody's Randy.
480
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,244
Uh, so
481
00:22:21,384 --> 00:22:23,244
like you said, we make it to the hospital.
482
00:22:24,664 --> 00:22:27,592
Come on, come on. And I kept telling myself I should have
483
00:22:27,608 --> 00:22:30,496
called him 15 minutes earlier. I should have, should
484
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,308
have called him 15 minutes earlier. And, like,
485
00:22:33,456 --> 00:22:35,904
they reel me in and,
486
00:22:36,284 --> 00:22:38,788
like, so I'm still on the gurney
487
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:41,796
and we're sitting there and I'm like, yo,
488
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:44,812
what's the deal? Come on, I need the juice.
489
00:22:44,868 --> 00:22:47,420
You know what I'm saying? Like, I need like an iv or
490
00:22:47,452 --> 00:22:50,084
something. My mouth was
491
00:22:50,164 --> 00:22:52,948
so dry. I felt like, uh, me, myself,
492
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,380
Irene, Jim Carrey took that
493
00:22:55,412 --> 00:22:58,132
pill. Like, my
494
00:22:58,188 --> 00:23:00,620
shit was so dry, man.
495
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:03,516
And like, uh, now
496
00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:06,420
Beth is talking to the nurses and the
497
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:08,944
guy Stephen, he's like, and it's probably,
498
00:23:09,484 --> 00:23:12,276
I guess it was 09:00 he was
499
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:15,124
like, bro, yeah, pm m. He's like, when'd you take that
500
00:23:15,164 --> 00:23:18,076
thing? I was like, bro, I don't know. It was like 07:00 or
501
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:20,424
something. He's like, dude, you still tripping?
502
00:23:22,924 --> 00:23:25,460
I was like, I'm dying. I was like, where the
503
00:23:25,492 --> 00:23:26,984
defibrillator is.
504
00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:36,156
So, like, I told Beth, I was like, beth,
505
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:39,180
please don't leave me. Please don't leave me, Beth, please. And,
506
00:23:39,212 --> 00:23:42,164
uh, she, uh, said, uh, uh, she's, I'm not, I'm not going
507
00:23:42,204 --> 00:23:43,812
anywhere. She's like, I'll be right here.
508
00:23:43,868 --> 00:23:46,424
>> Parker: She said, I want to see how this plays out. Yeah, yeah.
509
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:51,308
>> Freddy: They actually get me back to like
510
00:23:51,436 --> 00:23:53,980
a room in the triage or whatever.
511
00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:56,912
And, uh, uh, like, the other
512
00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,364
nurses come in and start, you know,
513
00:24:00,184 --> 00:24:03,088
asking me questions and stuff like that. And then
514
00:24:03,136 --> 00:24:05,840
I look over at Beth and Beth
515
00:24:05,872 --> 00:24:08,720
says, fred, I've got
516
00:24:08,752 --> 00:24:11,176
to go. No, Beth, don't
517
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:11,764
you.
518
00:24:15,744 --> 00:24:17,804
>> Parker: Beth, I hear you calling.
519
00:24:18,784 --> 00:24:21,752
>> Freddy: I got to go. Like, oh, another thing. We was in
520
00:24:21,768 --> 00:24:24,596
the back of the ambulance. She told the, uh, uh, she told the
521
00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:27,604
driver, she's like, yeah, go ahead and call it in. I
522
00:24:27,604 --> 00:24:29,184
was like, don't you call it in.
523
00:24:31,244 --> 00:24:34,144
You can save me, Beth. Don't you call it in.
524
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:36,744
>> Parker: Jesus.
525
00:24:37,764 --> 00:24:39,704
>> Freddy: Don't you call it in, Beth.
526
00:24:40,364 --> 00:24:43,364
So back into the room, Beth
527
00:24:43,404 --> 00:24:46,116
leaves me. Now
528
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:49,124
I'm surrounded by about four or five
529
00:24:49,204 --> 00:24:52,180
nurses, and they're all sticking the shits on me
530
00:24:52,212 --> 00:24:54,332
and, like, hooking me up this machine.
531
00:24:54,388 --> 00:24:55,100
>> Parker: Yeah.
532
00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:57,344
>> Freddy: And, uh, uh, then,
533
00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:00,924
and evidently, I don't remember being
534
00:25:01,044 --> 00:25:03,820
very aggressive, but
535
00:25:04,012 --> 00:25:06,828
that's what was in the notes at the hospital. They said
536
00:25:06,876 --> 00:25:09,764
I was being very aggressive. Number
537
00:25:09,804 --> 00:25:12,380
one, being very aggressive, agitated
538
00:25:12,532 --> 00:25:13,812
and singing.
539
00:25:13,988 --> 00:25:15,950
Those are like the three big notes.
540
00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:18,104
>> Parker: Uh, that's how I describe you to everybody.
541
00:25:19,964 --> 00:25:22,404
Tell me about Fred. I'm like, aggressive.
542
00:25:22,484 --> 00:25:25,252
>> Freddy: Yeah. When did she
543
00:25:25,348 --> 00:25:28,104
show up? Like, she, she came,
544
00:25:28,404 --> 00:25:31,060
she was on the outside. Like, they wouldn't let her back.
545
00:25:31,132 --> 00:25:31,364
>> Parker: Right.
546
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:34,390
>> Freddy: I'm in until later. But, uh, uh,
547
00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:37,260
she told me, like, after everything
548
00:25:37,332 --> 00:25:40,020
was over and we were at home, she said that I hit one of the
549
00:25:40,052 --> 00:25:42,988
nurses. Now, it was, it could
550
00:25:43,036 --> 00:25:45,900
not have been like, I didn't full on punch, like,
551
00:25:45,932 --> 00:25:48,804
close hairs. Yeah, it was. I think I. Because
552
00:25:48,844 --> 00:25:51,728
I was. I was still shaking and shit. And I think I was
553
00:25:51,776 --> 00:25:54,432
flailing and my arm came out and hit one of
554
00:25:54,448 --> 00:25:54,840
them.
555
00:25:54,952 --> 00:25:55,320
>> Parker: Sure.
556
00:25:55,392 --> 00:25:58,376
>> Freddy: And like I said, at this time, I'm surrounded by, like, five
557
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,656
nurses and then, like, three
558
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,760
older. And these were all white
559
00:26:03,792 --> 00:26:06,160
people. Yeah. I'm saying, no offense.
560
00:26:06,312 --> 00:26:06,824
>> Parker: No, no.
561
00:26:06,864 --> 00:26:09,760
>> Freddy: Hey, I was really, because
562
00:26:09,832 --> 00:26:11,904
I was at this point, um, I guess I'm
563
00:26:11,944 --> 00:26:14,936
paranoid, but, like, I'm surrounded by all
564
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,848
these white people. And then I started looking
565
00:26:17,896 --> 00:26:20,832
around and I was like, ain't no cameras in here. They
566
00:26:20,848 --> 00:26:21,884
gonna kill me.
567
00:26:23,424 --> 00:26:25,244
>> Parker: This is the intro. Fred.
568
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,164
>> Freddy: That's the normal Fred there.
569
00:26:29,704 --> 00:26:32,568
Evidently, the three older white
570
00:26:32,616 --> 00:26:33,088
women that.
571
00:26:33,136 --> 00:26:35,444
>> Parker: I know, Matt Parker, he's white too. Please don't kill me.
572
00:26:37,104 --> 00:26:39,904
>> Freddy: The three older white women that came in were like,
573
00:26:39,984 --> 00:26:42,838
I guess they were like head nurses or, you
574
00:26:42,846 --> 00:26:45,710
know. Yeah, they were
575
00:26:45,742 --> 00:26:47,914
over these people. And,
576
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,870
um, I guess that's when I flailed
577
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,714
and hit the nurse.
578
00:26:54,334 --> 00:26:57,078
And I remember that
579
00:26:57,126 --> 00:26:59,718
old white lady looked me dead in my eyes. She said,
580
00:26:59,766 --> 00:27:02,750
hey. She said, you're
581
00:27:02,782 --> 00:27:05,654
gonna behave yourself or we're gonna tie
582
00:27:05,694 --> 00:27:08,554
you down in this fucking chair or this bed.
583
00:27:08,904 --> 00:27:10,044
And I was like,
584
00:27:11,944 --> 00:27:13,284
I just pissed.
585
00:27:15,024 --> 00:27:15,844
>> Parker: Wow.
586
00:27:16,904 --> 00:27:19,776
>> Freddy: Dude. She said, goddamn right you
587
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,804
did. Now you know who's in charge.
588
00:27:23,144 --> 00:27:26,016
Wow. I had no idea this story was
589
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,480
gonna go like, all right, people.
590
00:27:28,592 --> 00:27:30,884
>> Parker: Fred told us he was gonna tell us a story.
591
00:27:31,224 --> 00:27:32,032
Yeah.
592
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:35,124
>> Freddy: He had no idea it was gonna be this, right.
593
00:27:35,464 --> 00:27:37,566
>> Parker: None of us did. He didn't even know.
594
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,706
>> Freddy: She said, goddamn right, you did. Now you
595
00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:42,014
know who's in charge.
596
00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:47,610
That man. Dude, I
597
00:27:47,642 --> 00:27:50,626
pissed that fucking day. I can't, uh, man, I was like. And
598
00:27:50,650 --> 00:27:53,426
then she was like, she's like, hey, do you want
599
00:27:53,450 --> 00:27:56,442
your family to come in here, or do
600
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:59,174
you want your family back here? And I was like, no, no,
601
00:27:59,714 --> 00:28:02,602
I don't want. They're the whole reason why they started, I
602
00:28:02,618 --> 00:28:05,456
want my wife back here. And then she said, would
603
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,288
you like me to give you something to calm you down? I was like,
604
00:28:08,336 --> 00:28:09,284
yes, please.
605
00:28:10,104 --> 00:28:11,804
>> Parker: She's like, well, I have a gummy.
606
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,464
>> Freddy: So they gave me, uh, uh, see, that's what
607
00:28:20,504 --> 00:28:22,844
happens when you pee in the parking lot.
608
00:28:24,864 --> 00:28:27,460
That's two milligrams of, uh,
609
00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:30,292
uh, Ativan. And then
610
00:28:30,348 --> 00:28:32,744
evidently, when they gave me that,
611
00:28:33,164 --> 00:28:35,940
it knocked me the fuck out. And then my wife told me my
612
00:28:35,972 --> 00:28:38,812
blood pressure dropped to, like 50 over 30
613
00:28:38,868 --> 00:28:39,660
or something like that.
614
00:28:39,692 --> 00:28:40,460
>> Parker: That's not good.
615
00:28:40,572 --> 00:28:43,504
>> Freddy: That's not good. Yeah. I mean, so
616
00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,704
I'm still here, guys. Yeah.
617
00:28:48,684 --> 00:28:51,140
Pump, uh, your blood, uh, pressure. I didn't I.
618
00:28:51,292 --> 00:28:54,220
I did not read what I was
619
00:28:54,252 --> 00:28:55,984
taking. Like.
620
00:28:56,144 --> 00:28:57,056
>> Parker: Okay.
621
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,764
>> Freddy: Turns out it was like, 130
622
00:29:00,224 --> 00:29:03,200
milligrams m of drugs. CBD
623
00:29:03,272 --> 00:29:05,952
or. Yeah, of, like, the gummy. That's like
624
00:29:05,968 --> 00:29:07,880
130 million. It's a lot.
625
00:29:07,992 --> 00:29:08,456
>> Parker: It's a lot.
626
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,376
>> Freddy: It's a lot. It's a lot. Plus, I had
627
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,968
went out drinking the night before.
628
00:29:13,136 --> 00:29:13,844
>> Parker: Right.
629
00:29:14,264 --> 00:29:17,080
>> Freddy: Cut grass. And I didn't drink anything.
630
00:29:17,152 --> 00:29:19,840
Like, I didn't drink any water, anything. So I was
631
00:29:19,872 --> 00:29:22,744
dehydrated. Yeah. I'm like, really?
632
00:29:24,444 --> 00:29:26,104
Yeah, dude. Like, so,
633
00:29:27,124 --> 00:29:30,108
yeah, that's that. Are you
634
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:31,344
gonna do edibles again?
635
00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:35,172
>> Parker: As soon as I got out, I.
636
00:29:35,188 --> 00:29:36,236
>> Freddy: Threw all my weed away.
637
00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:37,224
Goodbye.
638
00:29:41,244 --> 00:29:44,212
>> Parker: I get it. Hey, I get it. Why?
639
00:29:44,268 --> 00:29:47,220
What did they. What do they end up saying? It was just a. Heading it out of your
640
00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:48,362
system or, like.
641
00:29:48,508 --> 00:29:49,674
>> Freddy: Yeah, pretty much.
642
00:29:50,214 --> 00:29:51,334
>> Parker: Or were you just there for.
643
00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:54,350
>> Freddy: No, I think, like I said, I got to the hospital
644
00:29:54,462 --> 00:29:57,254
probably around nine and checked
645
00:29:57,294 --> 00:29:58,782
out around 130.
646
00:29:58,918 --> 00:30:01,878
>> Parker: Okay. But they felt like everything was fine. You
647
00:30:01,886 --> 00:30:02,334
just needed.
648
00:30:02,374 --> 00:30:05,374
>> Freddy: Yeah, yeah. They ran, like, a whole bunch of tests on me
649
00:30:05,414 --> 00:30:05,782
and.
650
00:30:05,878 --> 00:30:06,206
>> Parker: Right.
651
00:30:06,270 --> 00:30:09,158
>> Freddy: Like, all my levels were pretty much
652
00:30:09,326 --> 00:30:11,790
fine, far as you know.
653
00:30:11,902 --> 00:30:12,622
>> Parker: Yeah.
654
00:30:12,798 --> 00:30:14,470
>> Freddy: Was just concernable health.
655
00:30:14,582 --> 00:30:17,494
>> Parker: Yeah, yeah. What they
656
00:30:18,394 --> 00:30:21,138
might have had, like, heat stroke or something and then mix that with.
657
00:30:21,226 --> 00:30:24,194
>> Freddy: That's what I was thinking, too. Because, like, I said, I was
658
00:30:24,274 --> 00:30:26,810
in and I.
659
00:30:27,002 --> 00:30:29,570
Like, I was there. Yeah. I'm saying, I knew
660
00:30:29,722 --> 00:30:32,266
I had. I hadn't drinking. I hadn't
661
00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:35,146
drink. Drunk any water. Yeah, I'm
662
00:30:35,170 --> 00:30:37,706
saying. Since the previous night, you know what I'm
663
00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:40,346
saying? So I was like, I got to be
664
00:30:40,370 --> 00:30:42,094
dehydrated. I'm so stupid.
665
00:30:42,994 --> 00:30:44,654
>> Parker: Hydrated because you peed yourself.
666
00:30:45,254 --> 00:30:48,054
>> Freddy: Yeah, I did. I peed that fucking. But that was after that.
667
00:30:48,134 --> 00:30:51,110
They gave me the drip. Oh, yeah, they gave me. Yeah,
668
00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:53,434
they gave me that. They gave me an iv. Yeah.
669
00:30:54,214 --> 00:30:56,354
Yeah. So, like. Jesus.
670
00:30:56,934 --> 00:30:58,194
>> Parker: Glad you're okay.
671
00:30:58,974 --> 00:31:01,670
>> Freddy: We're laughing now because you're okay. Yeah, because I'm
672
00:31:01,702 --> 00:31:03,074
okay. I mean.
673
00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:11,856
No, dude. Like, I'm. I'm done,
674
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,324
though. Like, I don't.
675
00:31:13,824 --> 00:31:16,336
>> Parker: So what.
676
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,464
What did. I. Obviously said your kids knew what
677
00:31:19,464 --> 00:31:22,344
was going on. Were they worried? Were they cool?
678
00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:24,440
Like, they understood everything was all right or.
679
00:31:24,512 --> 00:31:27,444
>> Freddy: Yeah, I guess my wife explained to them, you know,
680
00:31:28,424 --> 00:31:31,064
that's a dumbass. Um, so, yeah, dad's a dumbass.
681
00:31:31,144 --> 00:31:33,524
>> Parker: Yeah. He shouldn't have cut the yard, and you'll be cutting the yard.
682
00:31:34,024 --> 00:31:35,564
>> Freddy: She ever get her stakes?
683
00:31:36,724 --> 00:31:39,224
Yeah, she did. She cooked them the.
684
00:31:41,324 --> 00:31:44,068
I came home because they. She's got that on the ring
685
00:31:44,116 --> 00:31:46,756
camera, too. Like, me coming home from the
686
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,572
hospital. And I bet I don't remember any of
687
00:31:49,588 --> 00:31:52,356
that. You know, I'm saying I don't remember because I was still on the
688
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:54,940
Edivan and, uh, uh, she
689
00:31:54,972 --> 00:31:57,396
evidently got me home, gave me a
690
00:31:57,420 --> 00:31:59,980
shower and like, put me to
691
00:32:00,012 --> 00:32:02,960
bed. And I woke up
692
00:32:03,052 --> 00:32:06,044
the next day, which would have been Sunday,
693
00:32:06,984 --> 00:32:08,480
around 230.
694
00:32:08,632 --> 00:32:09,400
>> Parker: She's a keeper.
695
00:32:09,472 --> 00:32:12,112
>> Freddy: Clock in the afternoon. Definitely a keeper because,
696
00:32:12,288 --> 00:32:14,664
yeah, she is. She is.
697
00:32:14,824 --> 00:32:15,384
But.
698
00:32:15,504 --> 00:32:16,204
>> Parker: Wow.
699
00:32:16,624 --> 00:32:19,244
>> Freddy: Wow, that is right. Glad I didn't piss in my bed.
700
00:32:19,824 --> 00:32:22,240
>> Parker: No, uh, that would have been it. That just kicked you out.
701
00:32:22,272 --> 00:32:23,688
>> Freddy: That would have been it. That would have been.
702
00:32:23,696 --> 00:32:25,364
>> Parker: It would have been too much. Yeah.
703
00:32:28,224 --> 00:32:30,920
Well, shit, guys. I'm glad you're okay,
704
00:32:30,952 --> 00:32:31,496
Fred.
705
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:31,992
>> Freddy: Yeah.
706
00:32:32,048 --> 00:32:34,304
>> Parker: Once again, kids, let's remind you, don't.
707
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>> Freddy: Don'T do
708
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,056
it's
709
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,164
do know what you're doing. Yeah.
710
00:32:44,864 --> 00:32:47,224
Don't fucking just do it all willy nilly.
711
00:32:47,264 --> 00:32:50,160
>> Parker: Yeah. Oh, so, yeah, that's what, so, yeah, man.
712
00:32:50,192 --> 00:32:51,884
Like 130. That's a lot.
713
00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:54,296
>> Freddy: Yeah, that's a lot, dude.
714
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:54,936
>> Parker: Yeah.
715
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,648
>> Freddy: Cuz usually I
716
00:32:57,736 --> 00:33:00,690
didn't, I didn't read the fucking thing because I had
717
00:33:00,722 --> 00:33:03,602
taken. Because it came with like two. Yeah, it
718
00:33:03,618 --> 00:33:06,134
came with two gummies in this thing and
719
00:33:06,794 --> 00:33:09,654
I ate the first one, but I ate half of it,
720
00:33:10,434 --> 00:33:13,194
went out and did some stuff. Right, yeah, I'm saying
721
00:33:13,234 --> 00:33:15,978
we went out, you know, I'm saying then, right.
722
00:33:16,106 --> 00:33:18,946
Ate the other half later on that night, you know,
723
00:33:18,970 --> 00:33:21,254
I'm saying this time I was just like,
724
00:33:21,594 --> 00:33:24,164
edibles, man. Edibles every time.
725
00:33:24,274 --> 00:33:27,224
It's. Yeah, yeah. That's the risk you take.
726
00:33:27,344 --> 00:33:28,856
That is, it is. It's.
727
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:29,848
>> Parker: It's crazy, man.
728
00:33:29,936 --> 00:33:32,024
>> Freddy: Well, I will not be taking anymore.
729
00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:34,776
>> Parker: Good to hear Fred learned a life lesson, ladies and gentlemen.
730
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,244
>> Freddy: He's not gonna eat any gummy bears of anything, right?
731
00:33:37,864 --> 00:33:39,464
>> Parker: I threw out worms.
732
00:33:39,544 --> 00:33:40,880
>> Freddy: I don't even like gummy candy.
733
00:33:40,952 --> 00:33:43,696
>> Parker: I threw out all the gummy worms. There's no more Welch's fruit
734
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,484
snacks in this house. Done with this.
735
00:33:49,344 --> 00:33:50,684
>> Freddy: He shot a bear.
736
00:33:52,304 --> 00:33:54,924
>> Parker: He's like, as a matter of fact, I'm anti animal now.
737
00:33:56,054 --> 00:33:59,022
If anything that could be turned into a gummy comes into my yard, I'm
738
00:33:59,038 --> 00:34:00,034
gonna kill it.
739
00:34:01,894 --> 00:34:04,806
It's like, honey, can rabbits turn into gummy? Can they make
740
00:34:04,830 --> 00:34:07,314
gummy rabbits? She's like, no. He's like,
741
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:10,314
safe today, rabbit.
742
00:34:11,094 --> 00:34:14,022
Well, I'm glad you're okay, man. That's scary stuff. We've
743
00:34:14,038 --> 00:34:17,014
had too many health care already and it really
744
00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:19,994
is concerning to me because I'm the only one that hasn't had one.
745
00:34:20,374 --> 00:34:22,474
And now I'm worried that I'm.
746
00:34:23,014 --> 00:34:23,994
>> Freddy: You're next.
747
00:34:24,294 --> 00:34:26,862
>> Parker: And luckily, I'm white, so I'll be fine.
748
00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:27,594
>> Freddy: Yeah.
749
00:34:29,374 --> 00:34:32,366
>> Parker: They won't yell in my face. They'll be like, you're
750
00:34:32,390 --> 00:34:35,206
one of us. Give you the real drugs to
751
00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:37,022
save you that way.
752
00:34:37,078 --> 00:34:39,950
>> Freddy: I thought they were. I thought they were trying to kill. I thought they. Because
753
00:34:39,982 --> 00:34:41,459
they weren't doing anything. Yeah.
754
00:34:41,459 --> 00:34:41,839
>> Parker: Uh, yeah.
755
00:34:41,839 --> 00:34:44,070
>> Freddy: Uh, nobody was doing anything.
756
00:34:44,262 --> 00:34:44,994
Like.
757
00:34:46,774 --> 00:34:48,334
>> Parker: A very long psa.
758
00:34:48,454 --> 00:34:50,646
>> Freddy: And the way they were looking at.
759
00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:53,474
>> Parker: Me, like, like you had a horn
760
00:34:53,514 --> 00:34:54,522
growing out of your head.
761
00:34:54,658 --> 00:34:55,374
>> Freddy: Yeah.
762
00:34:57,634 --> 00:34:59,854
They fucking buddy let me die.
763
00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:03,498
>> Parker: Thankfully, they didn't. I'm glad that they didn't let you die, because
764
00:35:03,546 --> 00:35:06,210
then we already learned what the show's like without you on it,
765
00:35:06,242 --> 00:35:09,174
and it's not great. So
766
00:35:09,514 --> 00:35:10,962
glad you're back, Fred.
767
00:35:11,138 --> 00:35:11,778
>> Freddy: Thanks, man.
768
00:35:11,826 --> 00:35:12,754
>> Parker: Long live Fred.
769
00:35:12,874 --> 00:35:15,418
>> Freddy: Glad I'll be here. Fred Tank
770
00:35:15,466 --> 00:35:16,082
forever.
771
00:35:16,218 --> 00:35:18,814
>> Parker: That's right. Fred tank forever. Well, we'll take a quick
772
00:35:18,854 --> 00:35:21,782
break, and I hope we all return on the
773
00:35:21,798 --> 00:35:23,674
other side. Yeah.
774
00:35:27,134 --> 00:35:30,022
Not like the other side of life and death. Like just the other side of the
775
00:35:30,038 --> 00:35:32,422
break. We'll be right
776
00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:35,438
back. The Black Lincoln collective
777
00:35:35,486 --> 00:35:38,198
podcast will return after a word, uh, from our
778
00:35:38,246 --> 00:35:39,074
sponsors.
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00:35:41,614 --> 00:35:44,460
The effects of edibles depend on your metabolism.
780
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:47,340
They can take anywhere from one to,
781
00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:48,272
uh, 3 hours.
782
00:35:48,368 --> 00:35:51,264
>> Freddy: O lord, take me to the
783
00:35:51,304 --> 00:35:51,924
river.
784
00:36:24,764 --> 00:36:27,476
>> Parker: Welcome back to the show, ladies and gentlemen. We are so
785
00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:30,380
excited. We've got a very special guest joining us.
786
00:36:30,412 --> 00:36:33,316
Straight off the heels, I mean, essentially heels.
787
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:36,436
The heels that have gone walked far away, uh, straight
788
00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:39,276
off the heels of his appearance on the yo
789
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:41,964
Rogan podcast, whose intro is only 10
790
00:36:42,004 --> 00:36:44,960
seconds, by the way. We've been told. Yeah,
791
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,772
uh, by someone so f
792
00:36:47,788 --> 00:36:50,748
you. Uh, but anyway, so, straight off his appearance
793
00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:53,692
on Joe Rogan, we're being joined by a very
794
00:36:53,748 --> 00:36:56,532
special guest, and his name
795
00:36:56,668 --> 00:36:59,424
is something similar to Terrence Howard.
796
00:37:07,084 --> 00:37:09,260
>> Freddy: Beautiful applause. I hear that.
797
00:37:09,452 --> 00:37:12,396
>> Parker: See? They love you. They already love you, and you haven't even said anything.
798
00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:12,988
I love your hair.
799
00:37:13,036 --> 00:37:15,932
>> Freddy: That's right. I think they, I think they love my hair. Uh, that's what it is.
800
00:37:15,948 --> 00:37:18,012
>> Parker: They do. I love your hair. It's gorgeous.
801
00:37:18,188 --> 00:37:20,532
>> Freddy: I got the idea from farrah Fawcett.
802
00:37:20,628 --> 00:37:23,516
>> Parker: It. I can tell. Well, mister Howard, how.
803
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:26,464
Okay, first of all, do you want me to call you Terrence Terry,
804
00:37:26,844 --> 00:37:29,692
Mister Howard's professor Howard?
805
00:37:29,868 --> 00:37:32,572
>> Freddy: You can call me the
806
00:37:32,628 --> 00:37:35,544
actor formerly known as War Machine.
807
00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,848
Um, Don
808
00:37:38,896 --> 00:37:41,888
Cheetah stole my role, man. He killed my Hollywood
809
00:37:41,936 --> 00:37:42,696
dreams.
810
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,768
>> Parker: It's true. Well, I mean, you. Yeah, he did.
811
00:37:45,936 --> 00:37:48,030
>> Freddy: Because it's hard out here for a pair.
812
00:37:48,030 --> 00:37:49,960
>> Parker: Ah,
813
00:37:50,944 --> 00:37:53,570
he's right now. Well, m
814
00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:56,200
artists formerly known as war Machine.
815
00:37:56,312 --> 00:37:57,784
>> Freddy: He's still.
816
00:37:57,944 --> 00:38:00,792
>> Parker: This is gonna make it a long every. If I have to say
817
00:38:00,808 --> 00:38:03,224
that every time. But it's okay, you know, it's about ut.
818
00:38:03,304 --> 00:38:04,184
>> Freddy: It's okay, man.
819
00:38:04,224 --> 00:38:05,084
>> Parker: T rents.
820
00:38:07,254 --> 00:38:09,994
>> Freddy: Call me Terrence. If it's. That's.
821
00:38:10,694 --> 00:38:13,158
>> Parker: I would like to call you Terry, if that's okay.
822
00:38:13,286 --> 00:38:14,134
>> Freddy: Terry.
823
00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:14,750
>> Parker: Terry?
824
00:38:14,782 --> 00:38:17,502
>> Freddy: Yeah, m my daddy called me Terry
825
00:38:17,598 --> 00:38:19,034
right? Once.
826
00:38:20,094 --> 00:38:22,910
Oh, okay. Well, let's not call him Terry.
827
00:38:22,942 --> 00:38:25,394
>> Parker: Okay, well, then we'll just stick with errands. So,
828
00:38:25,734 --> 00:38:26,874
Mister Howard.
829
00:38:27,454 --> 00:38:28,510
>> Freddy: That's better.
830
00:38:28,702 --> 00:38:30,674
>> Parker: One of the things he said
831
00:38:31,294 --> 00:38:34,230
on the Joe Rogan podcast is that you woke up
832
00:38:34,262 --> 00:38:35,914
inside your mother's womb.
833
00:38:36,464 --> 00:38:38,000
>> Freddy: Yes, I remember.
834
00:38:38,072 --> 00:38:39,944
>> Parker: This is literally the first thing you said.
835
00:38:40,104 --> 00:38:42,084
>> Freddy: Yes, I remember everything.
836
00:38:42,824 --> 00:38:45,368
From the first beginning of my
837
00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:47,400
life, from
838
00:38:47,472 --> 00:38:50,376
conception. I've already seen
839
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,364
the future. I know
840
00:38:53,744 --> 00:38:55,524
what's going to happen tomorrow.
841
00:38:56,664 --> 00:38:59,160
And yes, there's a
842
00:38:59,192 --> 00:39:01,908
word for that. People
843
00:39:01,956 --> 00:39:04,144
that can remember everything.
844
00:39:05,204 --> 00:39:08,116
But no, unfortunately, I can't remember that
845
00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:08,744
word.
846
00:39:09,204 --> 00:39:11,864
>> Parker: Are you talking about people with a photographic memory?
847
00:39:12,364 --> 00:39:14,932
>> Freddy: Something similar to that. But there's an actual
848
00:39:15,028 --> 00:39:17,900
word for, uh, the
849
00:39:17,932 --> 00:39:20,784
affliction of being able to remember
850
00:39:21,324 --> 00:39:24,204
everything. But you can't remember
851
00:39:24,244 --> 00:39:27,140
the word. But I can't remember it. That's okay, that's
852
00:39:27,172 --> 00:39:29,780
all right, that's all right. You just know. This
853
00:39:29,972 --> 00:39:32,624
just lets you know. If you want to google it,
854
00:39:33,364 --> 00:39:35,964
then Google is there.
855
00:39:36,044 --> 00:39:37,984
>> Parker: Well, you can't trust Google though, right?
856
00:39:38,404 --> 00:39:41,156
>> Freddy: Sometimes you can, but sometimes you can.
857
00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:43,596
>> Parker: Uncertain words on certain things.
858
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:44,344
>> Freddy: Right.
859
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,044
>> Parker: Thank you.
860
00:39:47,204 --> 00:39:50,116
So, uh, tell us a little bit more about
861
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,924
what you've been thinking lately, if you don't mind.
862
00:39:51,964 --> 00:39:54,624
>> Freddy: Well, see, I've been dealing with
863
00:39:55,374 --> 00:39:58,270
the dark matter thesis
864
00:39:58,422 --> 00:40:01,230
that, uh, a friend of
865
00:40:01,262 --> 00:40:04,030
mine, Mister Neil degrasse Tyson,
866
00:40:04,142 --> 00:40:06,998
we are both scholars in the world
867
00:40:07,046 --> 00:40:08,794
of astrophysical
868
00:40:09,294 --> 00:40:10,954
anomalies and
869
00:40:12,054 --> 00:40:14,834
that sort of particular things. We
870
00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:18,550
will sit down together and have
871
00:40:18,742 --> 00:40:21,362
brunch and just talk
872
00:40:21,418 --> 00:40:23,814
about all sorts of black holes.
873
00:40:25,794 --> 00:40:28,574
Sometimes they in space and sometimes they not.
874
00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:30,834
>> Parker: That's right, cuz a black hole could be anywhere.
875
00:40:30,954 --> 00:40:33,810
>> Freddy: It could be anywhere. It could be behind you,
876
00:40:34,002 --> 00:40:35,934
be a little inside your pants.
877
00:40:36,794 --> 00:40:39,626
A black hole or a black hole. A
878
00:40:39,650 --> 00:40:42,562
black hole. Ho, man.
879
00:40:42,738 --> 00:40:45,682
A black hole, man. You understand what I, um. Do
880
00:40:45,698 --> 00:40:46,338
you understand?
881
00:40:46,466 --> 00:40:49,400
>> Parker: I understand. I get it. Because. No, I
882
00:40:49,432 --> 00:40:51,200
am not a jive turkey, Terry.
883
00:40:51,352 --> 00:40:52,560
>> Freddy: Thank you. Don't know.
884
00:40:52,592 --> 00:40:55,364
>> Parker: That's what you need to know about me. I'm sorry, Mister Terrence.
885
00:40:56,384 --> 00:40:59,168
>> Freddy: That's fine. I didn't know if
886
00:40:59,296 --> 00:41:01,284
formerly known as wall machine.
887
00:41:01,704 --> 00:41:04,584
>> Parker: I'm sorry. Yeah, the actor formerly known John, is war
888
00:41:04,624 --> 00:41:06,404
machine. That's right, rip?
889
00:41:07,104 --> 00:41:09,832
>> Freddy: So. So when we have our discussions,
890
00:41:09,888 --> 00:41:12,264
we speak of the things that. The
891
00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:14,890
astronomical level. And then, you
892
00:41:14,922 --> 00:41:17,786
know, there are. Sometimes people
893
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:20,494
have been out there and they see aliens.
894
00:41:21,874 --> 00:41:24,874
They've got video evidence of these aliens.
895
00:41:24,994 --> 00:41:27,986
And I have one at my house. He's a
896
00:41:28,010 --> 00:41:29,614
pet, and I call him Choo Choo.
897
00:41:30,794 --> 00:41:33,666
You got a pet alien? Yes. His name is Choo
898
00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:33,978
Choo.
899
00:41:34,026 --> 00:41:34,802
>> Parker: His name was Choo choo.
900
00:41:34,858 --> 00:41:37,654
>> Freddy: Like a train and little bit
901
00:41:38,314 --> 00:41:40,986
sometimes. You know. I'm not gonna say that,
902
00:41:41,050 --> 00:41:41,654
because
903
00:41:44,354 --> 00:41:46,850
I don't need you and me and choose
904
00:41:46,922 --> 00:41:47,394
business.
905
00:41:47,514 --> 00:41:50,402
>> Parker: Well, let me ask you a question. So speaking of choo choo, speaking
906
00:41:50,458 --> 00:41:52,734
of black holes,
907
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,018
uh, anywhere.
908
00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:56,250
>> Freddy: Lay it on me, brother.
909
00:41:56,322 --> 00:41:58,842
>> Parker: What about. How are you planning on killing
910
00:41:58,898 --> 00:41:59,694
gravity?
911
00:42:00,994 --> 00:42:02,842
>> Freddy: You can't heal gravity.
912
00:42:02,938 --> 00:42:05,882
>> Parker: Well, you said, and I quote, and I
913
00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:08,494
can't say it in your voice because that would be racist.
914
00:42:08,964 --> 00:42:11,780
>> Freddy: Yeah, you don't want to be racist. And this day.
915
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:14,244
>> Parker: Uh, not. No, not to know, because we love everything.
916
00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:15,684
>> Freddy: We've got enough of them out there.
917
00:42:15,724 --> 00:42:18,388
>> Parker: We don't rock anything we don't need anymore.
918
00:42:18,556 --> 00:42:21,452
So you said we're about to kill gravity, and
919
00:42:21,468 --> 00:42:24,244
they don't want that. I've got a model with
920
00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:27,028
16 vortexes in a bench pin configuration.
921
00:42:27,156 --> 00:42:29,824
No center attractor, and no gravity whatsoever.
922
00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:33,900
>> Freddy: I mean, come on, man. It's self explanatory.
923
00:42:33,972 --> 00:42:36,756
>> Parker: A 16 vortex bench pin configuration. Are you kidding me right
924
00:42:36,780 --> 00:42:37,426
now?
925
00:42:37,620 --> 00:42:40,430
>> Freddy: Yes. The last person only had
926
00:42:40,462 --> 00:42:41,262
an eight.
927
00:42:41,438 --> 00:42:44,166
>> Parker: Oh, yeah, and I've heard of that, but never without a
928
00:42:44,190 --> 00:42:45,486
center attractor.
929
00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:47,854
>> Freddy: Well, if you don't have a center
930
00:42:47,894 --> 00:42:50,462
attractor, then how could you have
931
00:42:50,518 --> 00:42:53,470
gravity? Because gravity is
932
00:42:53,502 --> 00:42:56,334
from the center. That's where, if we're all
933
00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:59,206
being pulled towards the center of
934
00:42:59,230 --> 00:43:02,182
the earth. So if I take out
935
00:43:02,278 --> 00:43:04,194
my center vortex.
936
00:43:04,834 --> 00:43:05,774
>> Parker: He's rain.
937
00:43:06,874 --> 00:43:09,770
>> Freddy: Then what are you being pulled to your cake. Then we'll be
938
00:43:09,802 --> 00:43:12,538
flying around like Superman and shit. Like,
939
00:43:12,586 --> 00:43:15,378
war machine was like, I was warmer.
940
00:43:15,466 --> 00:43:18,082
That was not CGI. Uh, that was goddamn
941
00:43:18,138 --> 00:43:20,374
real. I'm gonna tell you now.
942
00:43:22,074 --> 00:43:24,494
That was real. That, ah, was
943
00:43:24,834 --> 00:43:25,706
marvelous.
944
00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,378
>> Parker: It all makes so much sense.
945
00:43:27,546 --> 00:43:30,218
>> Freddy: Marvel stole my ideas and my designs,
946
00:43:30,266 --> 00:43:33,024
man. And that's how. That's how.
947
00:43:33,364 --> 00:43:36,316
That's how they got man to
948
00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:39,324
fly in that movie. That's
949
00:43:39,364 --> 00:43:41,504
real, man. Did no CGI.
950
00:43:42,004 --> 00:43:44,228
>> Parker: No, you were doing parents.
951
00:43:44,276 --> 00:43:45,668
>> Freddy: How was designs?
952
00:43:45,716 --> 00:43:48,564
>> Parker: Well, how did. Okay, so how
953
00:43:48,604 --> 00:43:49,290
did, uh.
954
00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:50,876
>> Freddy: Damn you, Don Cheadle.
955
00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:53,004
>> Parker: I was gonna say, how did. Cheetah was CGI.
956
00:43:53,044 --> 00:43:55,812
>> Freddy: Then Don Cheadle
957
00:43:55,908 --> 00:43:58,900
is not a real man. Who you think I got Chi Chi
958
00:43:58,932 --> 00:43:59,504
from?
959
00:44:01,884 --> 00:44:03,464
>> Parker: Oh, you're calling them out.
960
00:44:03,924 --> 00:44:06,444
>> Freddy: Who you think I got choo choo from? You see, cat
961
00:44:06,484 --> 00:44:09,364
Williams went on Shay Shay
962
00:44:09,444 --> 00:44:11,820
and told some secrets. Now I'm gonna come on the
963
00:44:11,852 --> 00:44:14,704
BLC and. And tell some secret.
964
00:44:15,404 --> 00:44:16,184
>> Parker: Yeah.
965
00:44:16,644 --> 00:44:19,224
>> Freddy: Wow. Don't eat or got a baby penis.
966
00:44:22,944 --> 00:44:24,952
It is funny. You can laugh.
967
00:44:25,128 --> 00:44:26,764
>> Parker: I don't. I mean, I.
968
00:44:27,784 --> 00:44:29,248
>> Freddy: He's got a baby penis.
969
00:44:29,296 --> 00:44:31,284
>> Parker: Huh uh, what were we talking about?
970
00:44:32,144 --> 00:44:33,884
We were talking about.
971
00:44:36,304 --> 00:44:39,088
Well, Alan, what were we talking about a few weeks ago about a
972
00:44:39,096 --> 00:44:41,712
tiny penis? You were saying something about your
973
00:44:41,768 --> 00:44:44,376
issue, as I
974
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,084
recall.
975
00:44:46,144 --> 00:44:47,644
>> Freddy: That's personal, man.
976
00:44:50,904 --> 00:44:52,428
That was at one of the meetings.
977
00:44:52,576 --> 00:44:55,412
>> Parker: Oh, you're right. But, Terence, do you have any advice for
978
00:44:55,428 --> 00:44:58,384
someone with a, uh, enormously small penis?
979
00:44:59,244 --> 00:45:02,044
>> Freddy: Enormously small. That's what we call in
980
00:45:02,084 --> 00:45:04,356
my field an oxymoron.
981
00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:07,344
>> Parker: Exactly. It's huge.
982
00:45:08,004 --> 00:45:10,704
>> Freddy: If you have a tiny penis,
983
00:45:11,444 --> 00:45:13,144
you can go to my website.
984
00:45:14,684 --> 00:45:17,664
I got. I got these pills, man.
985
00:45:19,344 --> 00:45:22,104
Can we watch? Uh, you take it, and you take the
986
00:45:22,144 --> 00:45:24,464
cream, and you rub the cream on your tiny
987
00:45:24,504 --> 00:45:25,204
penis.
988
00:45:26,584 --> 00:45:28,376
>> Parker: And then that will help it grow?
989
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,408
>> Freddy: A couple weeks, it'll be okay. It'll grow a
990
00:45:31,416 --> 00:45:34,240
little bit, man. You know, I'm thinking you'll see the
991
00:45:34,272 --> 00:45:37,184
results. Ask
992
00:45:37,224 --> 00:45:39,044
my wife cookie, about it.
993
00:45:41,904 --> 00:45:43,016
>> Parker: I'm sorry, Terrence.
994
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:43,712
>> Freddy: I'm sorry.
995
00:45:43,808 --> 00:45:46,280
>> Parker: He's laughing with you, Terrence. You can laugh
996
00:45:46,472 --> 00:45:49,240
as. As the man with a humongously tiny
997
00:45:49,272 --> 00:45:51,960
penis. Yes. There's nothing you can do but laugh.
998
00:45:52,112 --> 00:45:53,084
>> Freddy: Exactly.
999
00:45:53,944 --> 00:45:56,608
Tiny penis in
1000
00:45:56,736 --> 00:45:57,964
my line.
1001
00:46:00,384 --> 00:46:03,296
>> Parker: From the cream on. It'll make you feel
1002
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,104
fine. So,
1003
00:46:06,184 --> 00:46:08,624
Terrence, or. Yes, Terrence, thank you very much.
1004
00:46:08,704 --> 00:46:09,280
What?
1005
00:46:09,432 --> 00:46:09,776
>> Freddy: Let's.
1006
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,818
>> Parker: Let's switch gears a little bit, all right?
1007
00:46:12,016 --> 00:46:14,990
You got a second? I know you. I know you're a busy man. I know you're
1008
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:17,754
rewriting science and technology in every way possible,
1009
00:46:18,094 --> 00:46:20,950
but I wanted to know what it was like working
1010
00:46:21,022 --> 00:46:23,414
with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the movie
1011
00:46:23,454 --> 00:46:24,354
sabotage.
1012
00:46:25,974 --> 00:46:28,966
Well, you recall sabotage, correct? The
1013
00:46:28,990 --> 00:46:31,310
movie in which, directed by David
1014
00:46:31,342 --> 00:46:31,994
Ayer.
1015
00:46:33,134 --> 00:46:36,118
>> Freddy: I tell you one thing, man. People
1016
00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:38,946
send me a lot of scripts, and I read
1017
00:46:38,970 --> 00:46:41,734
them, and then I do the movie.
1018
00:46:42,434 --> 00:46:45,362
Sometimes I'll be so deep in the thought
1019
00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:48,402
that I don't even remember that I did that movie. I
1020
00:46:48,418 --> 00:46:50,934
did a movie with Arnold, uh, Schwarzenegger.
1021
00:46:51,594 --> 00:46:54,450
>> Parker: You did in 2014 called sabotage.
1022
00:46:54,602 --> 00:46:55,418
>> Freddy: Oh, man.
1023
00:46:55,506 --> 00:46:58,134
>> Parker: Where you played Julius Sugar Edmonds.
1024
00:46:59,154 --> 00:47:02,114
>> Freddy: That sound like a name that I would. I think
1025
00:47:02,154 --> 00:47:04,934
that's why I took the role. Just for the name sugar.
1026
00:47:05,764 --> 00:47:07,744
No, people could call me Sugar
1027
00:47:08,484 --> 00:47:09,544
sugar man.
1028
00:47:10,604 --> 00:47:13,572
>> Parker: So, yeah, you don't. Okay, so it was great then. Or it
1029
00:47:13,588 --> 00:47:16,264
was just not. Uh, you remember? Hey,
1030
00:47:17,324 --> 00:47:18,624
a friend of ours.
1031
00:47:19,684 --> 00:47:20,652
>> Freddy: Oh, Lord.
1032
00:47:20,748 --> 00:47:23,564
>> Parker: Howard, I don't know if you're aware of this, as a friend of the show.
1033
00:47:23,684 --> 00:47:25,584
>> Freddy: I know who exactly that is.
1034
00:47:26,604 --> 00:47:29,304
That detachable robot penis.
1035
00:47:30,204 --> 00:47:33,044
>> Parker: He's probably. We probably helped on Cheeto in Iron
1036
00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:33,944
man, too.
1037
00:47:34,284 --> 00:47:37,140
>> Freddy: No, he destroyed the planet
1038
00:47:37,172 --> 00:47:38,184
a Zexon
1039
00:47:40,564 --> 00:47:43,212
15 million years ago. I was there,
1040
00:47:43,268 --> 00:47:46,064
man. I seen it all, the destruction.
1041
00:47:48,684 --> 00:47:51,424
I know you, Dr. Pe.
1042
00:47:51,924 --> 00:47:52,956
You kill so many.
1043
00:47:52,980 --> 00:47:55,960
>> Parker: I can't. Uh, Alan, you're, uh.
1044
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,332
If you were trying to talk, it looks like you were. You were not coming through,
1045
00:47:58,388 --> 00:48:00,956
so we don't know what you were saying.
1046
00:48:01,060 --> 00:48:03,304
>> Freddy: Get this man out of here. He's a.
1047
00:48:04,204 --> 00:48:06,940
>> Parker: He's muted. Yeah, so, I'm
1048
00:48:06,972 --> 00:48:09,740
sorry. No, it's okay. He was just
1049
00:48:09,772 --> 00:48:11,532
talking about detachable robots.
1050
00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:12,864
>> Freddy: Face criminal.
1051
00:48:15,084 --> 00:48:16,784
He killed so many babies.
1052
00:48:18,164 --> 00:48:20,996
Smashed him with his robot penis. He just fell on
1053
00:48:21,020 --> 00:48:23,692
them, started rolling
1054
00:48:23,748 --> 00:48:24,344
around.
1055
00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:29,644
Rolling around. He's a minute.
1056
00:48:29,944 --> 00:48:32,736
He's a menace to DRP. DRP?
1057
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:32,960
>> Parker: Yeah.
1058
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,604
>> Freddy: Uh, do you know about DRP? Yes,
1059
00:48:36,384 --> 00:48:38,820
I told you, he destroyed the planet, Jackson.
1060
00:48:38,820 --> 00:48:41,336
Uh oh. Many
1061
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,328
people. He killed so many people.
1062
00:48:44,456 --> 00:48:47,084
So many beings. Oh,
1063
00:48:47,704 --> 00:48:50,444
life lost. Oh, my God.
1064
00:48:51,004 --> 00:48:51,824
>> Parker: Dang.
1065
00:48:52,884 --> 00:48:55,684
>> Freddy: I guess he's not, uh. I thought he was a good
1066
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:56,304
guy.
1067
00:48:56,884 --> 00:48:59,460
>> Parker: I didn't know if he was gonna come on and defend himself in any
1068
00:48:59,492 --> 00:49:00,064
way.
1069
00:49:02,884 --> 00:49:05,708
Well, if he does want to come on, let me give him a second to
1070
00:49:05,716 --> 00:49:07,556
get his. His thoughts together.
1071
00:49:07,660 --> 00:49:07,988
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1072
00:49:08,036 --> 00:49:10,988
>> Parker: By telling you, Terrence, today's black
1073
00:49:11,036 --> 00:49:13,944
Lincoln collective, word of the day. Oh,
1074
00:49:14,364 --> 00:49:17,206
yeah, it's weird. We do this every week
1075
00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:19,454
from now on. If I remember,
1076
00:49:20,260 --> 00:49:22,802
uh, today's word of the day is
1077
00:49:22,858 --> 00:49:25,826
jurisdictionally. That's
1078
00:49:25,850 --> 00:49:28,574
right, jurisdictionally.
1079
00:49:29,234 --> 00:49:31,850
Would you like to guess what that means? Uh, Terrence
1080
00:49:31,882 --> 00:49:33,774
Howard, you're pretty smart.
1081
00:49:34,194 --> 00:49:36,854
>> Freddy: Is it when you go to court
1082
00:49:37,554 --> 00:49:40,370
and then the jury gets dick
1083
00:49:40,402 --> 00:49:41,000
stolen at him?
1084
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,546
>> Parker: Um, it's very
1085
00:49:43,610 --> 00:49:46,330
close, let me tell you. Can
1086
00:49:46,362 --> 00:49:48,538
I. You want me to give you an example of it?
1087
00:49:48,666 --> 00:49:49,970
>> Freddy: Break it down for me, man.
1088
00:49:50,042 --> 00:49:51,534
>> Parker: Okay. It says,
1089
00:49:51,874 --> 00:49:53,494
jurisdictionally,
1090
00:49:54,634 --> 00:49:57,634
there can be an important difference between international law enforcement
1091
00:49:57,674 --> 00:50:00,482
agencies and multinational law enforcement agencies.
1092
00:50:00,578 --> 00:50:03,282
And you being the star of
1093
00:50:03,378 --> 00:50:06,282
the movie I just talked about, would, uh, know a
1094
00:50:06,298 --> 00:50:08,882
lot about that because it's slightly connected to the
1095
00:50:08,898 --> 00:50:11,654
movie. But I didn't. This is just a random. Every
1096
00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:14,646
week, the producer just gives me a random word.
1097
00:50:14,790 --> 00:50:17,470
>> Freddy: That's what we call in the science community a
1098
00:50:17,502 --> 00:50:18,394
coincident.
1099
00:50:20,494 --> 00:50:22,874
Oh, Lord. He found me
1100
00:50:30,094 --> 00:50:31,234
with my large
1101
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:39,146
back. You stole my pills, and now you're.
1102
00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:40,266
>> Parker: Trying to sell them.
1103
00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:43,202
>> Freddy: You knock my wife's head off like a baseball bat.
1104
00:50:43,338 --> 00:50:46,290
I showed you penis. Oh, Lord.
1105
00:50:46,322 --> 00:50:49,146
I'm out of here. They
1106
00:50:49,170 --> 00:50:50,490
are. Peace behind me.
1107
00:50:50,642 --> 00:50:53,578
>> Parker: Yeah, you gotta. You better run, Terrence. I. He's.
1108
00:50:53,746 --> 00:50:55,434
He's queer. He's not going skiing.
1109
00:50:55,514 --> 00:50:58,282
>> Freddy: I'm not going skiing, so I'm out of
1110
00:50:58,298 --> 00:50:59,130
here. All right.
1111
00:50:59,162 --> 00:51:02,146
>> Parker: Nice to meet you, Terrence. Have a great day. Uh, we
1112
00:51:02,170 --> 00:51:04,894
love you. Stay
1113
00:51:04,934 --> 00:51:07,550
safe. We'll take a quick break, and we'll be right back.
1114
00:51:07,582 --> 00:51:10,582
DRP, you gotta go. You can't be here. Chase Terrence Howard through
1115
00:51:10,598 --> 00:51:11,634
the multiverse.
1116
00:51:31,354 --> 00:51:33,970
Welcome back. Black League collective
1117
00:51:34,002 --> 00:51:36,770
podcast. Terrence and the
1118
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,114
robot ot be. Uh, sorry,
1119
00:51:39,154 --> 00:51:40,014
drb.
1120
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,050
>> Freddy: OTB.
1121
00:51:41,082 --> 00:51:44,074
>> Parker: I looked over at the name, and DRB have.
1122
00:51:44,194 --> 00:51:47,106
Have chased each other through the multiverse. Good
1123
00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:49,786
luck to them both. We're so glad that they run,
1124
00:51:49,890 --> 00:51:52,530
Terrence. And
1125
00:51:52,642 --> 00:51:55,490
now that they've shot back into cyberspace,
1126
00:51:55,562 --> 00:51:58,016
we had room to bring our old buddy Fred back.
1127
00:51:58,130 --> 00:51:58,564
>> Freddy: Thank you.
1128
00:51:58,604 --> 00:52:01,464
>> Parker: We're so glad he's here. And just, you know, Fred,
1129
00:52:03,044 --> 00:52:05,908
why knew while you were gone, you. Because
1130
00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:08,884
you. You're relentless, Fred. That's one thing I will say. But other
1131
00:52:08,924 --> 00:52:11,404
than paranoid
1132
00:52:11,524 --> 00:52:14,308
and on the. On the verge of death,
1133
00:52:14,356 --> 00:52:16,868
on. As of last week, you're relentless.
1134
00:52:17,036 --> 00:52:17,948
>> Freddy: I am.
1135
00:52:18,116 --> 00:52:20,620
>> Parker: And I knew in your pursuit of relentlessness while we
1136
00:52:20,652 --> 00:52:23,532
were. As soon as. I said, as soon as he goes back in the
1137
00:52:23,548 --> 00:52:26,460
green room, because he can't be, you know, we can only afford to have three people
1138
00:52:26,492 --> 00:52:28,980
on the show, right? He's going to
1139
00:52:29,052 --> 00:52:31,492
fervently attack the stock
1140
00:52:31,548 --> 00:52:32,196
market.
1141
00:52:32,380 --> 00:52:33,460
>> Freddy: Fervently.
1142
00:52:33,572 --> 00:52:35,796
>> Parker: Fervently attack the stock market in a
1143
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:38,556
judiciously way. I use the word of the
1144
00:52:38,580 --> 00:52:41,500
day. And, uh, and I knew
1145
00:52:41,532 --> 00:52:43,860
you would come back with some hot stock news and
1146
00:52:43,892 --> 00:52:46,484
tip for. For anybody.
1147
00:52:46,604 --> 00:52:48,660
>> Freddy: I got information, man.
1148
00:52:48,852 --> 00:52:49,524
>> Parker: Shits.
1149
00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:51,304
>> Freddy: I got shits.
1150
00:52:52,804 --> 00:52:55,748
So. And this may be shit. So. Okay,
1151
00:52:55,796 --> 00:52:58,592
have you. You know, the. The.
1152
00:52:58,688 --> 00:53:01,544
There's been, like, a mean craze, the mean stocks,
1153
00:53:01,584 --> 00:53:01,760
right?
1154
00:53:01,792 --> 00:53:04,044
>> Parker: Meme stuff. Yes. Gamestop,
1155
00:53:04,744 --> 00:53:06,152
right. AMC.
1156
00:53:06,328 --> 00:53:06,848
>> Freddy: Yes.
1157
00:53:06,936 --> 00:53:09,324
>> Parker: Or what can you give me? Are there any other ones off,
1158
00:53:09,910 --> 00:53:11,376
um, costs.
1159
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,064
>> Freddy: Remember the headphones?
1160
00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:14,044
>> Parker: Okay?
1161
00:53:15,184 --> 00:53:17,010
>> Freddy: Cost. That's another one. Um.
1162
00:53:17,010 --> 00:53:19,004
Um, there's.
1163
00:53:20,464 --> 00:53:21,284
>> Parker: There's.
1164
00:53:24,484 --> 00:53:27,396
>> Freddy: Even ones that don't even exist no more.
1165
00:53:27,460 --> 00:53:30,372
Still considered mean stops, like toys. Toys r
1166
00:53:30,388 --> 00:53:33,236
us. Uh, blockbuster, sears don't
1167
00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:33,740
like it.
1168
00:53:33,812 --> 00:53:34,140
>> Parker: Okay.
1169
00:53:34,172 --> 00:53:36,664
>> Freddy: But there's been some speculation
1170
00:53:37,524 --> 00:53:40,188
going on. Um, do. Do you remember
1171
00:53:40,316 --> 00:53:41,504
roaring kitty?
1172
00:53:42,810 --> 00:53:44,664
>> Parker: Um, Rory Nadi is from.
1173
00:53:45,204 --> 00:53:48,116
>> Freddy: Not Vince Gill. Uh, Keith. Keith Gill, I think
1174
00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:50,790
is. That's his real name, but on, uh,
1175
00:53:50,790 --> 00:53:53,396
on. On. On
1176
00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:55,228
Twitter, he's roaring kitty.
1177
00:53:55,356 --> 00:53:56,164
>> Parker: Okay.
1178
00:53:56,324 --> 00:53:58,724
>> Freddy: And, um. Um, on is, he is.
1179
00:53:58,764 --> 00:54:01,444
>> Parker: You mean stock and, yeah,
1180
00:54:01,484 --> 00:54:02,100
he was.
1181
00:54:02,132 --> 00:54:05,044
>> Freddy: He's a. He was the big game stock guy. He was like one of the
1182
00:54:05,084 --> 00:54:07,812
ones who really started off like the whole big gamestop
1183
00:54:07,868 --> 00:54:08,228
thing.
1184
00:54:08,316 --> 00:54:08,780
>> Parker: Okay.
1185
00:54:08,852 --> 00:54:10,464
>> Freddy: So back in
1186
00:54:11,524 --> 00:54:14,444
22, you know,
1187
00:54:14,484 --> 00:54:17,406
they had the whole congressional hearing and he had
1188
00:54:17,430 --> 00:54:20,406
to stop. Like he stopped posting. He stopped
1189
00:54:20,430 --> 00:54:23,394
posting anything and just like went dark
1190
00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:26,670
for like almost, almost couple
1191
00:54:26,702 --> 00:54:29,126
years. Like two years maybe. And
1192
00:54:29,270 --> 00:54:32,246
recently he came back. Like he popped
1193
00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:35,086
back up and started tweeting again. And then he started
1194
00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:38,110
dropping like all these videos. Like back to
1195
00:54:38,142 --> 00:54:40,862
back videos. It's about. It's probably 1520 of
1196
00:54:40,878 --> 00:54:43,878
them. Just like short little 32nd
1197
00:54:43,926 --> 00:54:44,390
videos.
1198
00:54:44,422 --> 00:54:44,956
>> Parker: And.
1199
00:54:45,110 --> 00:54:47,640
>> Freddy: And people love this guy and they love to,
1200
00:54:47,672 --> 00:54:50,200
like they know he's
1201
00:54:50,232 --> 00:54:52,376
communicating, but he can't
1202
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,552
directly say what he wants.
1203
00:54:54,648 --> 00:54:55,096
>> Parker: Okay.
1204
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,040
>> Freddy: Yeah, I'm saying. Cuz that would be illegal. Or like he's
1205
00:54:58,072 --> 00:55:00,164
saying. Right. You know,
1206
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,072
um. That you're not supposed to talk about
1207
00:55:03,128 --> 00:55:05,056
like insider information, stuff like that.
1208
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,704
So there was one video
1209
00:55:07,824 --> 00:55:10,808
where. And I think it was from a clip
1210
00:55:10,856 --> 00:55:13,348
from. What was that show? Mister
1211
00:55:13,396 --> 00:55:16,228
robot. I don't know if you guys watch. Yeah, I
1212
00:55:16,236 --> 00:55:18,624
remember Mister robot. Yeah. Yeah. There was this
1213
00:55:19,764 --> 00:55:22,612
Romney Malik. So there was a scene in it
1214
00:55:22,668 --> 00:55:25,604
where he's like, this guy's looking
1215
00:55:25,644 --> 00:55:28,516
at this box on the shelf and it's.
1216
00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:31,364
He like uh, superimposed gamestop over the
1217
00:55:31,404 --> 00:55:34,316
box. And like he opens up the box and then
1218
00:55:34,340 --> 00:55:37,140
it cuts to Brad Pitt and seven. What's in the
1219
00:55:37,172 --> 00:55:39,864
box? What's in the fucking box, man?
1220
00:55:43,054 --> 00:55:45,790
So people have come to speculate
1221
00:55:45,902 --> 00:55:48,430
that what was in the
1222
00:55:48,502 --> 00:55:49,954
box was
1223
00:55:51,574 --> 00:55:53,394
the Wu Tang album.
1224
00:55:54,750 --> 00:55:57,150
Uh, once upon a time in Shaolin.
1225
00:55:57,342 --> 00:55:59,870
Remember that? That. Yeah, that very
1226
00:56:00,022 --> 00:56:02,510
exclusive out. They only made like one copy of it.
1227
00:56:02,542 --> 00:56:04,534
>> Parker: And then that douchebag by it. And.
1228
00:56:04,614 --> 00:56:07,326
>> Freddy: Yeah, the douchebag bought it. But then he went to
1229
00:56:07,350 --> 00:56:10,220
jail and the feds like confiscated
1230
00:56:10,292 --> 00:56:13,220
it, seized it. And then there's this other guy
1231
00:56:13,292 --> 00:56:15,704
who like, he's a
1232
00:56:16,124 --> 00:56:18,780
collector, for lack of better words.
1233
00:56:18,852 --> 00:56:21,844
But he. He got.
1234
00:56:21,924 --> 00:56:24,740
It was a group, actually. It was a group. And they.
1235
00:56:24,812 --> 00:56:27,588
They collect like nfts and things like that.
1236
00:56:27,636 --> 00:56:28,100
>> Parker: Yeah.
1237
00:56:28,212 --> 00:56:31,124
>> Freddy: And they collected the box. Well, so the speculation
1238
00:56:31,244 --> 00:56:33,860
is that Ryan Cohen, who is the, um,
1239
00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:36,860
CEO of GameStop. Huh uh,
1240
00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:39,700
it's in that group. Uh,
1241
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:42,378
and so Gamestop's doing
1242
00:56:42,426 --> 00:56:45,186
pretty, pretty good now. They got about $2 billion in
1243
00:56:45,210 --> 00:56:46,314
their coffers.
1244
00:56:46,474 --> 00:56:48,854
>> Parker: Okay. And because the people buying their stock.
1245
00:56:49,194 --> 00:56:51,770
>> Freddy: Yeah, they did. They just reach out what it was.
1246
00:56:51,802 --> 00:56:54,514
>> Parker: I mean, that's kind of what, like you, like. They saved it. Is that how that work?
1247
00:56:54,554 --> 00:56:56,522
>> Freddy: Yeah, that people saved it, right? Yeah.
1248
00:56:56,578 --> 00:56:58,830
>> Parker: We're investing in it, and it's making them, um.
1249
00:56:58,830 --> 00:57:01,794
>> Freddy: And it gives the company money. And then they just did.
1250
00:57:01,874 --> 00:57:03,634
And that since
1251
00:57:04,734 --> 00:57:07,622
I guess it's 20, uh, when people
1252
00:57:07,678 --> 00:57:10,526
really started buying in and then 21 is when
1253
00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:13,214
it shot up and people really started buying
1254
00:57:13,254 --> 00:57:16,214
in, they made about,
1255
00:57:16,294 --> 00:57:18,702
they earned about a billion dollars
1256
00:57:18,878 --> 00:57:21,438
to buffer the, the company.
1257
00:57:21,566 --> 00:57:21,854
>> Parker: Right.
1258
00:57:21,894 --> 00:57:24,654
>> Freddy: I'm saying. So if sales aren't doing that good,
1259
00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:25,078
then.
1260
00:57:25,126 --> 00:57:25,358
>> Parker: Right.
1261
00:57:25,406 --> 00:57:28,186
>> Freddy: Still got a billion dollars backing us up.
1262
00:57:28,350 --> 00:57:28,786
>> Parker: Yeah.
1263
00:57:28,850 --> 00:57:31,602
>> Freddy: So recently they just did another
1264
00:57:31,778 --> 00:57:34,738
share, uh, they,
1265
00:57:34,906 --> 00:57:37,882
I guess you call it dilution, where they just put like
1266
00:57:37,978 --> 00:57:40,494
another like 250 million shares into.
1267
00:57:41,514 --> 00:57:44,370
Yeah. And, uh, that gained them another like
1268
00:57:44,442 --> 00:57:45,970
billion. Close to a billion dollars.
1269
00:57:46,002 --> 00:57:46,274
>> Parker: Okay.
1270
00:57:46,314 --> 00:57:48,858
>> Freddy: So they got closer, like $2 billion in there.
1271
00:57:49,026 --> 00:57:51,242
So their bankruptcies off the table.
1272
00:57:51,338 --> 00:57:51,882
>> Parker: Right.
1273
00:57:52,018 --> 00:57:54,582
>> Freddy: Yeah, I'm saying company saying.
1274
00:57:54,778 --> 00:57:55,514
>> Parker: Yeah.
1275
00:57:55,894 --> 00:57:58,126
>> Freddy: Diversified. Right.
1276
00:57:58,310 --> 00:58:01,006
So now they
1277
00:58:01,030 --> 00:58:02,554
diversify, they bond.
1278
00:58:05,894 --> 00:58:08,754
So the big thing now is that
1279
00:58:09,574 --> 00:58:11,614
now they can start giving out
1280
00:58:11,654 --> 00:58:12,742
dividends.
1281
00:58:12,918 --> 00:58:13,398
>> Parker: Okay.
1282
00:58:13,446 --> 00:58:15,790
>> Freddy: And when, when you give out, when a company gives out
1283
00:58:15,822 --> 00:58:18,030
dividends, if, if, uh,
1284
00:58:19,174 --> 00:58:21,732
say, uh, like a hedge fund is short that company.
1285
00:58:21,878 --> 00:58:22,304
>> Parker: Right.
1286
00:58:22,384 --> 00:58:25,204
>> Freddy: It's short net company. They have to give
1287
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:27,208
the people the dividends.
1288
00:58:27,296 --> 00:58:27,568
>> Parker: Right.
1289
00:58:27,616 --> 00:58:28,320
>> Freddy: I'm saying.
1290
00:58:28,432 --> 00:58:28,704
>> Parker: Right.
1291
00:58:28,744 --> 00:58:31,384
>> Freddy: So people are speculating
1292
00:58:31,464 --> 00:58:34,000
that the once upon a time in
1293
00:58:34,032 --> 00:58:36,816
Shaolin Wu Tang album will be the
1294
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,324
dividend because.
1295
00:58:41,464 --> 00:58:43,504
And I don't get it.
1296
00:58:43,624 --> 00:58:46,568
>> Parker: Oh, yeah. So hold on. So what you're telling me is. Let me, let
1297
00:58:46,576 --> 00:58:48,030
me see if this makes sense to me.
1298
00:58:48,030 --> 00:58:48,690
>> Freddy: Mhm.
1299
00:58:48,690 --> 00:58:51,648
>> Parker: They think that because of just them
1300
00:58:51,736 --> 00:58:54,240
helping out. So dividends are, would be.
1301
00:58:54,352 --> 00:58:57,296
Obviously, if the company makes a profit, you
1302
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,136
get your portion of the profit that they made as an owner
1303
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,080
of partially owner partial in the company. So what
1304
00:59:03,112 --> 00:59:06,032
you're saying is they're gonna say,
1305
00:59:06,128 --> 00:59:09,120
listen up, guys, it's time for us to pay you, instead of paying
1306
00:59:09,152 --> 00:59:11,944
you money, we're going to let you
1307
00:59:11,984 --> 00:59:12,924
listen to the.
1308
00:59:15,384 --> 00:59:15,904
>> Freddy: Album.
1309
00:59:15,944 --> 00:59:17,324
>> Parker: Is that what you're trying to say?
1310
00:59:18,994 --> 00:59:21,970
>> Freddy: In a nutshell. Not, not listen to it. And I don't
1311
00:59:22,002 --> 00:59:23,034
know how it works.
1312
00:59:23,114 --> 00:59:24,854
>> Parker: Own, um, like a second of the song.
1313
00:59:25,434 --> 00:59:28,322
>> Freddy: I don't know how it works. I
1314
00:59:28,378 --> 00:59:29,138
don't, I don't.
1315
00:59:29,226 --> 00:59:31,174
>> Parker: I'm just curious. Like, I mean, it's
1316
00:59:32,554 --> 00:59:34,842
the case. First of all, I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
1317
00:59:34,978 --> 00:59:37,974
But secondly,
1318
00:59:38,754 --> 00:59:40,414
that would be bad ass.
1319
00:59:42,034 --> 00:59:44,380
I mean, you're in, you're
1320
00:59:44,412 --> 00:59:47,220
cool. We're gonna let you listen to a
1321
00:59:47,252 --> 00:59:49,584
third of a second of the Wu Tang album.
1322
00:59:53,164 --> 00:59:56,068
>> Freddy: It was worth it upon atomically.
1323
00:59:56,196 --> 00:59:57,064
That's it.
1324
00:59:59,564 --> 01:00:01,624
>> Parker: So that's crazy, man.
1325
01:00:02,444 --> 01:00:05,260
>> Freddy: So like, this is this game style. And
1326
01:00:05,292 --> 01:00:07,664
everybody, when you say GameStop, what do you think of
1327
01:00:08,284 --> 01:00:10,434
the first fight, actually?
1328
01:00:12,334 --> 01:00:14,094
You think of a brick and mortar?
1329
01:00:14,174 --> 01:00:14,750
>> Parker: Sure.
1330
01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:17,470
>> Freddy: Game store. You know, I'm saying. So the
1331
01:00:17,502 --> 01:00:20,274
CFO just tweeted out,
1332
01:00:20,330 --> 01:00:23,046
um, today,
1333
01:00:23,230 --> 01:00:25,154
he said, do you remember when
1334
01:00:25,854 --> 01:00:28,830
Berkshire Hathaway was a textiles
1335
01:00:28,862 --> 01:00:31,434
company? Berkshire Hathaway being,
1336
01:00:31,490 --> 01:00:33,726
um, Warren
1337
01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:35,290
Buffett's company.
1338
01:00:35,290 --> 01:00:36,866
>> Parker: Um. Right.
1339
01:00:36,930 --> 01:00:39,922
>> Freddy: American Express was an express mail business.
1340
01:00:40,098 --> 01:00:40,890
>> Parker: Sure.
1341
01:00:41,082 --> 01:00:44,082
>> Freddy: Nokia was a pope meal. I
1342
01:00:44,098 --> 01:00:47,026
don't remember that. So Samsung was
1343
01:00:47,050 --> 01:00:48,534
a grocery trader.
1344
01:00:49,674 --> 01:00:52,214
Marriott was a root beer stand,
1345
01:00:53,594 --> 01:00:56,014
and Instagram was a check in app.
1346
01:00:57,954 --> 01:01:00,518
And he says, I don't. Business.
1347
01:01:00,706 --> 01:01:03,514
Businesses evolve. And
1348
01:01:04,014 --> 01:01:06,554
other example, question mark.
1349
01:01:07,694 --> 01:01:10,566
So. Which is kind of like telling me
1350
01:01:10,670 --> 01:01:12,766
that GameStop is going to
1351
01:01:12,910 --> 01:01:14,994
transcend. They're going digital.
1352
01:01:15,734 --> 01:01:18,518
They're going digital. Maybe even a holding
1353
01:01:18,566 --> 01:01:21,134
company. Maybe even get away from,
1354
01:01:21,174 --> 01:01:21,754
like,
1355
01:01:24,094 --> 01:01:26,926
video games altogether. Well, not all together,
1356
01:01:27,030 --> 01:01:29,886
but take the business. Yeah. I'm saying,
1357
01:01:29,950 --> 01:01:31,474
in another direction.
1358
01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:35,782
>> Parker: You know, don't have a choice. I
1359
01:01:35,798 --> 01:01:38,194
mean, that's, uh. Yeah,
1360
01:01:39,694 --> 01:01:42,694
is like. Yeah, there are people, like, nowadays, all video
1361
01:01:42,734 --> 01:01:45,534
games are online, right? So. And with Xbox
1362
01:01:45,574 --> 01:01:48,430
Game pass and stuff like that, you can
1363
01:01:48,502 --> 01:01:50,838
basically. You don't have to go buy video games.
1364
01:01:50,926 --> 01:01:53,746
>> Freddy: You don't. You know, people still do.
1365
01:01:53,870 --> 01:01:54,554
>> Parker: Sure. No, no.
1366
01:01:54,594 --> 01:01:57,466
>> Freddy: And there are certain games, you always be people who
1367
01:01:57,490 --> 01:01:58,254
will still.
1368
01:01:58,754 --> 01:01:59,506
>> Parker: There are.
1369
01:01:59,610 --> 01:02:02,466
>> Freddy: Yeah. They're always my physical copies, but they're.
1370
01:02:02,490 --> 01:02:05,386
>> Parker: Just as likely to go to target or Walmart and
1371
01:02:05,410 --> 01:02:07,778
buy there because it's offered there for the same price.
1372
01:02:07,946 --> 01:02:08,654
>> Freddy: Right.
1373
01:02:09,194 --> 01:02:11,986
>> Parker: And, you know, I mean, but that being said, what do you think they
1374
01:02:12,010 --> 01:02:13,258
would turn into, though?
1375
01:02:13,306 --> 01:02:15,934
>> Freddy: Like, it's. Because, like,
1376
01:02:16,954 --> 01:02:19,776
on it, I've been loosely following
1377
01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:22,784
this, this whole thing, and I've even invested,
1378
01:02:23,204 --> 01:02:24,636
I'm saying, y'all know that.
1379
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:27,300
>> Parker: Yeah, I know you're in because you wanted to listen that fucking
1380
01:02:27,332 --> 01:02:27,984
album.
1381
01:02:29,884 --> 01:02:32,660
That's. That was your game. You playing the long game.
1382
01:02:32,852 --> 01:02:34,784
>> Freddy: Would you think it'd be like real estate?
1383
01:02:38,724 --> 01:02:41,516
I think it's gonna be some kind of online. I think they're
1384
01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:44,404
gonna try to compete with Amazon. Like,
1385
01:02:44,564 --> 01:02:46,184
far as, like, online
1386
01:02:46,984 --> 01:02:49,344
shopping, home, uh, deliveries
1387
01:02:49,464 --> 01:02:52,432
type. That's the time to do it. Yeah,
1388
01:02:52,568 --> 01:02:55,084
it really is. I mean, Amazon has
1389
01:02:55,624 --> 01:02:58,576
a huge market share right now, I'm saying.
1390
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,576
And the same example of
1391
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:04,496
what's going on with, um, Ticketmaster and
1392
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,144
live nation, where they kind of, like,
1393
01:03:07,184 --> 01:03:10,184
monopolize right into, like,
1394
01:03:10,224 --> 01:03:13,032
this one big conglomerate. You can't go anywhere
1395
01:03:13,088 --> 01:03:13,574
else.
1396
01:03:13,704 --> 01:03:14,018
>> Parker: Right.
1397
01:03:14,066 --> 01:03:16,682
>> Freddy: I'm saying. So, yeah, I think. I
1398
01:03:16,698 --> 01:03:19,534
think Amazon, uh, needs some kind of competition.
1399
01:03:20,394 --> 01:03:22,786
So even if they're not as big as
1400
01:03:22,810 --> 01:03:25,538
Amazon, they're still gonna have some money to keep
1401
01:03:25,586 --> 01:03:28,386
ahead. Yeah. And with
1402
01:03:28,450 --> 01:03:31,410
the, with our generation, especially, like,
1403
01:03:31,442 --> 01:03:34,054
with our generation. Yeah. I mean, if
1404
01:03:34,434 --> 01:03:37,170
GameStop online had
1405
01:03:37,282 --> 01:03:39,908
some, uh, had as much
1406
01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:42,864
product and they could deliver just like
1407
01:03:42,904 --> 01:03:45,568
Amazon. I would rather shop at GameStop than I would
1408
01:03:45,616 --> 01:03:46,448
Amazon.
1409
01:03:46,616 --> 01:03:46,968
>> Parker: Sure.
1410
01:03:47,016 --> 01:03:49,840
>> Freddy: I'm saying this dude is, he's the
1411
01:03:49,872 --> 01:03:52,784
CEO of GameStop
1412
01:03:52,824 --> 01:03:55,584
and he takes no money, like.
1413
01:03:55,744 --> 01:03:56,088
>> Parker: Right.
1414
01:03:56,136 --> 01:03:58,656
>> Freddy: He does not get paid for doing his job. Now, I'm
1415
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,444
saying, other than, you know,
1416
01:04:02,064 --> 01:04:04,804
shares and shit like that. But I mean,
1417
01:04:05,304 --> 01:04:07,842
so, yeah, I'm very
1418
01:04:07,898 --> 01:04:10,834
excited to see, like, what's going to happen with this stock
1419
01:04:10,874 --> 01:04:12,978
in the next couple of weeks.
1420
01:04:13,106 --> 01:04:14,266
>> Parker: Buy Amazon.
1421
01:04:14,290 --> 01:04:17,210
>> Freddy: Buy Amazon. I tell
1422
01:04:17,242 --> 01:04:17,814
you,
1423
01:04:24,234 --> 01:04:26,850
that's if you got the money to. Yeah, I wouldn't.
1424
01:04:27,002 --> 01:04:29,922
Amazon. It's not a, um, bad decision to buy,
1425
01:04:29,978 --> 01:04:30,666
but, like.
1426
01:04:30,770 --> 01:04:33,690
>> Parker: Right. What it used
1427
01:04:33,722 --> 01:04:34,654
to be, either.
1428
01:04:35,484 --> 01:04:38,260
>> Freddy: That's bigger. I mean, it's just,
1429
01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:40,812
it's, it's huge. I
1430
01:04:40,828 --> 01:04:43,708
mean, trading it like over a $1,000. Right. You
1431
01:04:43,716 --> 01:04:46,700
know, Amazon is not just packages now. It's
1432
01:04:46,732 --> 01:04:49,500
pharmacies and, you know, it's
1433
01:04:49,612 --> 01:04:52,532
everything. You could buy a bed off Amazon. You could buy a house off of
1434
01:04:52,548 --> 01:04:53,344
Amazon.
1435
01:04:54,284 --> 01:04:56,144
>> Parker: Amazon off of Amazon.
1436
01:04:56,604 --> 01:04:59,156
>> Freddy: So if you had rainforest, even, you
1437
01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:02,196
can buy it in Amazon,
1438
01:05:02,260 --> 01:05:04,992
you know? Yeah, so, I
1439
01:05:05,008 --> 01:05:07,364
mean, yeah, tuition,
1440
01:05:08,064 --> 01:05:11,032
there's a. And like I
1441
01:05:11,048 --> 01:05:13,584
said, there's so much stuff out there that I don't
1442
01:05:13,624 --> 01:05:16,088
understand because I just don't have the brain power.
1443
01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:17,712
>> Parker: Sure. Well, you don't know.
1444
01:05:17,848 --> 01:05:20,484
>> Freddy: Yeah, and I don't know, but, like, there's a thing
1445
01:05:21,744 --> 01:05:23,244
trading, like,
1446
01:05:25,264 --> 01:05:28,120
market makers, the people that handle the trades,
1447
01:05:28,152 --> 01:05:30,684
between people and companies.
1448
01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:33,920
They used to have what's uh, called t
1449
01:05:33,952 --> 01:05:36,600
two. It's like two days to settle the
1450
01:05:36,632 --> 01:05:37,444
trades.
1451
01:05:37,904 --> 01:05:38,768
>> Parker: Okay.
1452
01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,448
>> Freddy: Now, starting
1453
01:05:41,616 --> 01:05:44,528
the 30th, which it'll probably. It'll be pay,
1454
01:05:44,576 --> 01:05:47,576
or the 31st. I mean, how many days in
1455
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:50,484
my, uh. In May? 31.
1456
01:05:51,784 --> 01:05:52,744
>> Parker: Yes, 31.
1457
01:05:52,784 --> 01:05:55,620
>> Freddy: 31. So, yeah, starting Friday, 31st,
1458
01:05:55,792 --> 01:05:58,780
it's going down to t one. So they have to
1459
01:05:58,812 --> 01:06:01,796
settle the trades that day. And this is
1460
01:06:01,820 --> 01:06:04,584
supposed to give more information
1461
01:06:05,884 --> 01:06:07,484
that's like, developing.
1462
01:06:07,524 --> 01:06:07,996
>> Parker: Sorry.
1463
01:06:08,100 --> 01:06:10,980
>> Freddy: Yeah, it's developing. So it's. But by the time
1464
01:06:11,012 --> 01:06:13,700
this comes out, some big things may have
1465
01:06:13,732 --> 01:06:15,724
happened. I don't know. Cool.
1466
01:06:15,764 --> 01:06:18,636
>> Parker: So you think. Do you think whatever happens is going to be good for
1467
01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,348
people who own the stock or bad?
1468
01:06:20,396 --> 01:06:22,730
>> Freddy: Yes, I do. I do. Okay.
1469
01:06:22,842 --> 01:06:24,962
>> Parker: There was another one as you own it, and you're.
1470
01:06:25,018 --> 01:06:27,654
>> Freddy: So next week you're gonna have a mink coat.
1471
01:06:29,994 --> 01:06:31,934
Here. Y'all know what happened.
1472
01:06:33,714 --> 01:06:36,650
I'll be like, I saw memes like that. They was
1473
01:06:36,682 --> 01:06:39,402
like, when GameStops takes off,
1474
01:06:39,498 --> 01:06:42,362
like, how do you say it?
1475
01:06:42,418 --> 01:06:45,050
There may not, I may not tell you, but there'll be
1476
01:06:45,082 --> 01:06:47,906
hints. And it was like a cup of oodles and noodles with a
1477
01:06:47,930 --> 01:06:49,734
lobster tail sticking out of it.
1478
01:06:52,714 --> 01:06:53,266
>> Parker: Yeah, I see.
1479
01:06:53,290 --> 01:06:56,202
>> Freddy: Though. They show like Ric Flair and some other wrestler. They
1480
01:06:56,218 --> 01:06:58,922
have the big coats and stuff and they're like. Yeah, it says the same
1481
01:06:58,978 --> 01:07:01,922
thing. Yeah. Um, there'll
1482
01:07:01,938 --> 01:07:02,734
be clues.
1483
01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:06,674
>> Parker: That's why. Well, Fred, you have any other
1484
01:07:06,714 --> 01:07:08,174
stock shits for us?
1485
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,578
>> Freddy: Uh, no, I think that's about it, man.
1486
01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:12,298
>> Parker: I mean, that was pretty intense.
1487
01:07:12,466 --> 01:07:15,338
>> Freddy: Keep your ear to the ground, man. I mean, it's.
1488
01:07:15,386 --> 01:07:17,754
The truth is. Truth is on the Internet, man.
1489
01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:20,664
>> Parker: Well, let me ask this question, and this is the most important
1490
01:07:20,784 --> 01:07:23,776
question right now.
1491
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:26,472
Don't listen to tv. We knew that already. Unless we're on the
1492
01:07:26,488 --> 01:07:29,484
tv and then you follow.
1493
01:07:30,704 --> 01:07:33,640
Yeah, so, uh, is. So
1494
01:07:33,672 --> 01:07:36,632
this is the most important question when it comes to socks, Fred. Mm
1495
01:07:36,648 --> 01:07:39,192
hmm. Is it time to buy by or sell?
1496
01:07:39,248 --> 01:07:42,044
Sell. That's what I need to know. That's what the list.
1497
01:07:42,504 --> 01:07:43,720
>> Freddy: I'm going. Bye bye.
1498
01:07:43,832 --> 01:07:44,856
>> Parker: Ring the bell, Alan.
1499
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:45,894
>> Freddy: Bye bye.
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01:07:46,064 --> 01:07:48,094
>> Parker: Allegedly ring the stock bell.
1501
01:07:48,874 --> 01:07:51,610
Who's the stock. Who's the guy on stock? The stock stuff.
1502
01:07:51,682 --> 01:07:52,574
What's his name?
1503
01:07:53,074 --> 01:07:56,066
>> Freddy: Yeah, dude. No, they have, uh, they
1504
01:07:56,090 --> 01:07:59,090
have an inverse Kramer. Yes. Which
1505
01:07:59,122 --> 01:08:01,730
is like, you do everything the.
1506
01:08:01,762 --> 01:08:02,986
>> Parker: Opposite of what he's saying.
1507
01:08:03,050 --> 01:08:05,890
>> Freddy: Yeah, it's like, it's, it's up, uh, like 50%
1508
01:08:06,002 --> 01:08:06,250
sure.
1509
01:08:06,282 --> 01:08:07,814
>> Parker: Of course it is. An idiot.
1510
01:08:09,434 --> 01:08:10,970
>> Freddy: The inverse Kramer.
1511
01:08:11,082 --> 01:08:14,082
>> Parker: I love it. Well, that's always. It's always best to bet against the people who think
1512
01:08:14,098 --> 01:08:14,834
they know everything.
1513
01:08:14,954 --> 01:08:17,906
>> Freddy: Yeah, he's been off
1514
01:08:17,970 --> 01:08:18,714
a lot.
1515
01:08:18,874 --> 01:08:21,442
>> Parker: Which is why we don't know. We know that we
1516
01:08:21,458 --> 01:08:22,730
don't cry on.
1517
01:08:22,762 --> 01:08:25,730
>> Freddy: Tv, like one time, like, cuz they. He's on
1518
01:08:25,762 --> 01:08:26,618
Twitter and shit.
1519
01:08:26,706 --> 01:08:26,930
>> Parker: Yeah.
1520
01:08:26,962 --> 01:08:29,866
>> Freddy: And like they were just coming after his ass on Twitter. And he was
1521
01:08:29,890 --> 01:08:32,690
like. He went on, he's like, did you just leave me
1522
01:08:32,722 --> 01:08:33,374
alone?
1523
01:08:37,274 --> 01:08:38,562
>> Parker: That's when it all started, cuz he.
1524
01:08:38,578 --> 01:08:40,814
>> Freddy: Was like, yeah, we shouldn't do this. And that's gonna.
1525
01:08:43,154 --> 01:08:43,934
Yeah.
1526
01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:45,358
>> Parker: Uh. Look at that.
1527
01:08:45,406 --> 01:08:45,878
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1528
01:08:46,006 --> 01:08:46,630
>> Parker: That's crazy.
1529
01:08:46,662 --> 01:08:49,574
Well, Brett, thank you so much for your stock shits this
1530
01:08:49,614 --> 01:08:52,234
week. She got a lot of knowledge on us.
1531
01:08:53,294 --> 01:08:55,994
Really. And made the show sound.
1532
01:08:57,174 --> 01:08:58,334
>> Freddy: Why can't gamestop?
1533
01:08:58,414 --> 01:09:00,910
>> Parker: Yep. You gave us the
1534
01:09:00,942 --> 01:09:03,782
information that is equivalent to what
1535
01:09:03,798 --> 01:09:06,074
Chipotle does to most people's butthole.
1536
01:09:07,654 --> 01:09:10,550
You shit out so much stock shit. It was like
1537
01:09:10,582 --> 01:09:11,354
Chipotle.
1538
01:09:14,024 --> 01:09:16,720
>> Freddy: Yeah. Believe me, don't
1539
01:09:16,752 --> 01:09:19,644
worry about
1540
01:09:20,584 --> 01:09:21,112
stock in.
1541
01:09:21,128 --> 01:09:24,040
>> Parker: Chipotle and then buy an actual bowl or burrito from
1542
01:09:24,072 --> 01:09:26,512
Chipotle the same time.
1543
01:09:26,528 --> 01:09:28,072
>> Freddy: I've never eaten. There is a good.
1544
01:09:28,208 --> 01:09:29,124
>> Parker: It's fine.
1545
01:09:30,264 --> 01:09:30,904
>> Freddy: It's fine.
1546
01:09:30,944 --> 01:09:31,960
>> Parker: It's fine, man.
1547
01:09:31,992 --> 01:09:33,600
>> Freddy: Okay. It's like mo's.
1548
01:09:33,672 --> 01:09:36,168
>> Parker: It's a six out of no, you know what? In my opinion.
1549
01:09:36,296 --> 01:09:38,240
Okay, so here's. Okay. Not to.
1550
01:09:38,352 --> 01:09:40,200
>> Freddy: Here we go. Here we go.
1551
01:09:40,312 --> 01:09:41,404
>> Parker: You asked me.
1552
01:09:43,064 --> 01:09:45,842
I think that. I think that it is better quality
1553
01:09:45,928 --> 01:09:47,814
than Moe's, but I think Moses better.
1554
01:09:47,974 --> 01:09:48,502
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1555
01:09:48,598 --> 01:09:50,630
>> Parker: So, like, the food is a higher quality.
1556
01:09:50,782 --> 01:09:51,182
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1557
01:09:51,238 --> 01:09:52,758
>> Parker: Mo's has more options.
1558
01:09:52,926 --> 01:09:53,278
>> Freddy: Right?
1559
01:09:53,326 --> 01:09:56,126
>> Parker: Like, that's the thing, is they don't have. They're just like, we have rice and beans and,
1560
01:09:56,190 --> 01:09:58,950
you know. Yeah, it's fine. It's bigger
1561
01:09:58,982 --> 01:10:01,982
fine. And if you like it, then, like, great. I mean, you at least feel like
1562
01:10:01,998 --> 01:10:03,710
you're eating a good, quality food.
1563
01:10:03,862 --> 01:10:04,342
>> Freddy: Right?
1564
01:10:04,438 --> 01:10:07,286
>> Parker: You know what I mean? As opposed to just, like, dumpster chicken or
1565
01:10:07,310 --> 01:10:10,062
something. Yeah, but I mean. You know what I
1566
01:10:10,078 --> 01:10:12,998
mean? Like, yeah, yeah, we got. Jack got a
1567
01:10:13,006 --> 01:10:15,794
grilled chicken sandwich the other day, and he was like, yeah,
1568
01:10:16,474 --> 01:10:18,934
this tastes like chicken. And I was like,
1569
01:10:19,554 --> 01:10:22,490
yeah, dude, it's a. Yeah, it's a grilled chicken sandwich. And he's
1570
01:10:22,522 --> 01:10:25,506
like, but it's not like a patty of chicken. And I was like, no,
1571
01:10:25,530 --> 01:10:26,254
it's like.
1572
01:10:26,330 --> 01:10:29,114
>> Freddy: Uh, he never had a grilled chicken
1573
01:10:29,154 --> 01:10:29,490
sandwich.
1574
01:10:29,522 --> 01:10:32,282
>> Parker: I guess he doesn't like grilled. He never knew that was a thing, because
1575
01:10:32,298 --> 01:10:33,994
they had pictures of it on the menu.
1576
01:10:34,114 --> 01:10:34,682
>> Freddy: Right.
1577
01:10:34,818 --> 01:10:37,614
>> Parker: You know? And so, uh, he was like, this is really good.
1578
01:10:38,354 --> 01:10:40,694
I was like, we make grilled chicken all the time.
1579
01:10:42,094 --> 01:10:43,142
>> Freddy: Not like this. Dad.
1580
01:10:43,198 --> 01:10:46,194
>> Parker: He never thought about making a sandwich. Yeah, I guess I have to make.
1581
01:10:47,054 --> 01:10:49,662
But yes, no Chipotle, do yourself favor. Go to
1582
01:10:49,678 --> 01:10:50,262
most.
1583
01:10:50,438 --> 01:10:50,790
>> Freddy: Yeah.
1584
01:10:50,822 --> 01:10:52,614
>> Parker: So if you like Chipotle, go to.
1585
01:10:52,654 --> 01:10:53,594
>> Freddy: Welcome to Mo.
1586
01:10:53,974 --> 01:10:56,870
>> Parker: They're nice to you. They're very nice. Yeah,
1587
01:10:56,902 --> 01:10:59,766
they'll. They'll give you a cheese dip. So
1588
01:10:59,950 --> 01:11:02,598
with that being said, I'm gonna cheese dip out of
1589
01:11:02,606 --> 01:11:03,154
here
1590
01:11:06,254 --> 01:11:08,530
and say good night to everybody. Uh,
1591
01:11:08,854 --> 01:11:11,674
until next week, we have a brand new,
1592
01:11:12,214 --> 01:11:13,554
larger than life
1593
01:11:15,054 --> 01:11:17,886
Fred. Buddy, if I'm being honest, there's nothing I
1594
01:11:17,910 --> 01:11:20,814
wish more in the world than show up next
1595
01:11:20,854 --> 01:11:23,634
week. Gigantic ass fur coat with
1596
01:11:24,854 --> 01:11:25,590
fur hat.
1597
01:11:25,622 --> 01:11:26,838
>> Freddy: With the matching fur head.
1598
01:11:26,886 --> 01:11:29,486
>> Parker: Yes. Ah, absolutely. Uh, absolutely.
1599
01:11:29,550 --> 01:11:32,006
>> Freddy: I would be so happy, baby.
1600
01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:34,968
>> Parker: So proud of you. Just, like, I'm gonna start looking at old computers, see if
1601
01:11:34,976 --> 01:11:36,284
there's any bitcoin on.
1602
01:11:38,744 --> 01:11:41,604
I don't even know how to do that. I'm just shaking. If I hear any coins.
1603
01:11:49,424 --> 01:11:49,816
>> Freddy: I hear.
1604
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,964
>> Parker: At least six bitcoins in this one.
1605
01:11:52,744 --> 01:11:55,616
Anyway. Well, thank you guys, everybody, seriously, so much
1606
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,456
for listening. Uh, we'll be back next week with
1607
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,978
Sasquatch. All right? I put it that way. I can put it in
1608
01:12:00,986 --> 01:12:01,534
the.
1609
01:12:06,034 --> 01:12:07,802
>> Freddy: Sasquatch, get the views.
1610
01:12:07,898 --> 01:12:10,614
>> Parker: That's right. Sasquatch. Sasquatch stock report.
1611
01:12:18,154 --> 01:12:20,094
Sasquatch stock shits.
1612
01:12:22,594 --> 01:12:25,370
Oh, uh, let's go back and edit that. Uh, every time we say,
1613
01:12:25,402 --> 01:12:28,194
freddy, these stocky little face aspect. Yeah,
1614
01:12:36,174 --> 01:12:39,030
we are laughing, and we are
1615
01:12:39,062 --> 01:12:41,702
very good friends. Good buddies
1616
01:12:41,758 --> 01:12:43,474
sharing a special moment.
1617
01:12:59,314 --> 01:13:02,106
>> Freddy: That's it, man. Game over, man. It's game
1618
01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:02,774
over.
1619
01:13:03,434 --> 01:13:06,426
>> Parker: Just hang loose, blood. Uh, she gonna catch up on the rebound
1620
01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:07,574
out of mecca.
1621
01:13:12,794 --> 01:13:14,174
>> Freddy: Oh, what a day.
1622
01:13:18,214 --> 01:13:20,230
>> Parker: Well, that's all, folks.
1623
01:13:20,382 --> 01:13:22,662
>> Freddy: Hasta la vista, baby.
1624
01:13:22,798 --> 01:13:24,194
>> Parker: Goddamn hip.
1625
01:13:26,374 --> 01:13:29,070
Don't worry, nobody's listening. Anyway, as you
1626
01:13:29,102 --> 01:13:31,710
know, I'm a man of special needs.
1627
01:13:31,822 --> 01:13:34,342
Surely you can't be serious. I am serious.
1628
01:13:34,478 --> 01:13:35,534
>> Freddy: And, uh, don't call me Shirley.