Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

Flamingly Straight, Hetero Fest and Elon Musk

Episode Summary

Get ready for a finger-lickin’ good time on the latest episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast! This week, the crew dives into the world of fried chicken, ranking the top chains like KFC, Popeyes, and Raising Cane’s, while sharing their own hilarious chicken-related mishaps. They also explore the absurdity of the Hetero Awesome Fest, Elon Musk’s antics, and a political minute that’s anything but serious. With their signature wit and unfiltered banter, this episode is a comedic feast you won’t want to miss!

Episode Notes

Get ready for a finger-lickin’ good time on the latest episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast! This week, the crew dives into the world of fried chicken, ranking the top chains like KFC, Popeyes, and Raising Cane’s, while sharing their own hilarious chicken-related mishaps. They also explore the absurdity of the Hetero Awesome Fest, Elon Musk’s antics, and a political minute that’s anything but serious. With their signature wit and unfiltered banter, this episode is a comedic feast you won’t want to miss!

 

Episode Transcription

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Facing your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night.

 

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A life, a life, it's a life

 

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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

 

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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swap the mail and start it in the morning

 

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I'm gonna get lost!

 

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With your most, Parker

 

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Featuring the Celts, we sound so Fred and I'll so early on the board

 

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Let's go already!

 

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And now let's start the main show

 

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Talking about the Parker

 

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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

 

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The official Black Lincoln Collective, wacky and jacky

 

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You're morning DJs who love the BJs and don't wear the BJs

 

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Cause we like to let it all out

 

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The Wednesday morning

 

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WBLC, we will BUBB and BLC you in head

 

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You were a proudly broadcasting live from the Polish LEC studios

 

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Scattered "Oh, across the upside of South Kackle Aggie"

 

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You can get your streaming live every day

 

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Or any time on YouTube and it's the Facebook Blue Sky

 

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And "Oh, your favorite podcast, LaFong's"

 

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Yeah, everybody's.com

 

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Now, it's the peace things to my tiny wings

 

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The lots of lizard is Fred

 

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How do you come up with these peace things to my baby?

 

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The peace thing to my tiny wings

 

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The lots of lizard is Fred

 

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You know what a lot lizard is?

 

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Yeah, I'm experiencing my now

 

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I was like, "You got a lot of lizard on your tail right now?"

 

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No, he's got him

 

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Yeah, I do have them

 

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They're like zombies counting on the window right now

 

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A lot lizard on the back

 

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And the guy who's sleeping more hotel beds than a $2.04

 

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How the hell is that?

 

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How in this trip?

 

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They don't do a lot of sleeping, that's the only reason

 

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Hey, what is this?

 

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How the hell is it going?

 

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Well folks, we're glad you're here, we're glad you're here

 

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And we're glad you're not going skiing

 

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I would love nothing more than to go skiing right now

 

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It is so effing, flipping hot

 

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Man, what is it?

 

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And you guys work outside, so it's way worse for you

 

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But as a fat, and who occasionally goes out and I'm like, "Haha, every time."

 

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I had to walk up a quarter mile heel today, like 45 degree anglers

 

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Like my fucking ass, my butt cheeks was like, "Bring the glutes, my glutes were like, they were all fire, man."

 

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Yeah, they were

 

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I was going to die, man, I was like, "I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning."

 

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As we put Alan in the hospital, I was walking up a hill

 

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Exactly, that's how it happened, it was one of the reason you were running out of the hill

 

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I was walking up a hill and it was like, your body was like, "Fuck you, man."

 

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Yeah, exactly

 

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And it was like, "Yeah, we're not doing this, fuck you."

 

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That was about this time last year, what in Alan?

 

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It was September 3rd

 

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December 3rd, okay, so we got there, day for my birthday

 

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Yeah

 

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We should have known

 

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Anything to take away the focus from your birthday

 

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Exactly, that's what I did it

 

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That was the only plan

 

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This fucking room, my body was like, his book popped up and was like, "Friends of birthdays tomorrow."

 

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He's like, "No, it's fucking not."

 

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Yeah, that fucking was hell, right

 

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I'm out of my everything to do with it

 

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Well Fred, I'm sorry that you had to walk so far up a hill

 

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But, I got a question for you because I got something that I need to talk about

 

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Because it makes me angry, so, so, so fucking angry

 

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And it's not chicken wing related, believe it or not, not yet

 

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We might get to that later

 

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No dude, okay, I have noticed, and I know we talked about this before

 

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And we know it's social media's fall

 

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And we know it's not our fall and we're great

 

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And we're just the best show

 

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And we're free

 

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And we're America except America is not free

 

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But it's gonna be great

 

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So Fred, what's making me mad

 

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Is there has been an influx of these fucking assholes

 

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Parking in front of stores and like

 

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Getting out of their car

 

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Oh, yeah

 

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No, I can't handle it, I want to hit, I wish my car was just like a little bit shittier

 

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Just like 10% shittier

 

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So they park in front of the store

 

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And get out the car and leave it

 

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Everybody gets out of the car

 

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And you leave their car, parked on the curb of the fucking store right in front of the doors

 

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I have seen it

 

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You gotta give me an exit

 

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Okay, so I went to the, like I said, I went to our local

 

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King of the Jungle themed food restaurant

 

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Food store recently

 

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And when I was walking in, I was like, oh, maybe this is like a handicap person

 

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Because they're parked within five way

 

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And yes, but within five

 

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And I'm like, oh, maybe they're just handicap or maybe there's somebody in the car

 

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Send it to my to go in, which is in and of itself like a thing that pisses me off because

 

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If you're driving the car, you drop them off, you go find somewhere

 

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And then when you see them come out, you go pick them up

 

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This is common sense to me

 

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So I was like, okay, well, maybe I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt

 

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Right?

 

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Because I do that for some fucking reason

 

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And then as I walk by the car, the car reminds you

 

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Very dark tinted windows

 

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And that's not like, that's not making assumptions

 

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It's just the windows are tinted dark so he was hard to see who was in there

 

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But as I walked in front of it, I realized, oh, there's no one in this car

 

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They have just a car and left their fucking car

 

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No, they ain't even running if they left it running on a stolen chip

 

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Yeah, that's a lot of time

 

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See, that's, I, but see that doesn't fix the problem for that

 

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That's the, that's the issue with that

 

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Is now there's a car that has a reason for being there

 

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Well, I know, it's like you want to park here?

 

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You can park here

 

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You can park here to change them damn tires

 

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I farted on it, that's what I did

 

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I walked by and I farted right in the headlight

 

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You know, listen, you'll never see clearly through that

 

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But again, you need a pink eye

 

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Yeah, that's just people with, you know, shitty moral compasses, man

 

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Yeah, dude, it keeps happening like

 

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It just everywhere I go now, it's happening

 

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It keeps, it's seriously, dude

 

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I feel like everywhere I go, anywhere now, that there's somebody doing some stupid shit like that

 

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Parking up there, I saw one guy who park, he decided that the best place for him to park

 

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And this is it, you know, in the offense, the people with big trucks

 

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This is a big truck guy, which means, hey, spoiler alert, unless you have a big truck for work

 

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You have a small weiner

 

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Yeah, that's it, there's no reason to have a big truck in less of a tiny way

 

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I'm pretty sure

 

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Right now, my medium size, bro

 

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You don't have it lifted

 

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I just got, you don't have no, I just got big tires on it, I got bigger, I got bigger tires

 

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I don't have huge tires, I just have bigger, no more tires

 

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Every time you get bigger tires, you lose four pubic hairs

 

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Oh man, I was like damn, now I'm down to eight

 

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Right now I can hardly even measure a yard

 

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Yeah, I don't even stick out the bottom of my shorts, the war

 

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Damn, I guess, what was that?

 

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Only I don't know

 

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No, but this was like a stupidly large truck

 

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And so they decided, you know, it would be great

 

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Is if I park diagonally

 

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Top of the Southern car

 

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And take up three spots in front of the gas station

 

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Three spots right in front of the gas station

 

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Yeah, it got in the car

 

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Believe it or not, pop got tired

 

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Yeah, I want all, dude, now see, that's a tire worth popping

 

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That's like, yeah, boom

 

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Oh, that'll kill you, yeah, I've seen in the videos

 

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Yeah, like 150 feet back and doing it

 

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And that's part of the fear too

 

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As like mad as I want to be

 

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And as all the things I want to be

 

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I'm also like, I'm not stupid enough

 

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So like, now this is the thing

 

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Because if I pop his tire and he's in there

 

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He's gonna be like, I'm gonna be like

 

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Watch, pull down, he pants on his little peepee, buddy

 

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Exactly what happens, that's how you deal with those people, Fred, is you offer them

 

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Dr. and save your own favors

 

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No, you don't do it, you just offer to do it

 

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And they're like, what are you some kind of queer?

 

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And you're like, yeah, I'm totally in one of those queers

 

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You have to blow your jobs

 

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So what if you also prove a match?

 

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What if you, what if you win in those queer?

 

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You know, he drives the big truck to compensate

 

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Oh, he's super gay

 

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Yeah, he'll be like, all right, let me show you a deal

 

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He's like, yeah, yeah, I'll be like, oh, get on up and there's a whole new group

 

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Yeah, come on, boy, fly so big

 

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That's why I'm so big, so nobody can look in the window

 

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Can you see it's here coming down Parker's face

 

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Yeah, I realize the gear shift is just a weiner

 

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Yeah, the deal though, and he's like, you're gonna straight six, buddy

 

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Yeah, it's just like you say, he just, why would you take up three spots?

 

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Three spots

 

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That's too many

 

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That's just that's all, man

 

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Too many

 

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But it's the manliness, I think that I think that certain certain people

 

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Feel like I'm a man if I take up more than my fair share

 

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Yeah, well people used to do that with cars and now they're doing it with the trucks

 

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Well, that's because trucks cars have been replaced with gigantic fucking drugs

 

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Every car now in America is bigger than the last car that America produced

 

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Yeah, yeah, I was no such thing as a little car anymore

 

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They're very rarely do you see like a little car

 

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And because of that

 

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No, no, it's because of that I'm mad

 

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Yeah, because of that, oh, you're a man, yeah, I'm mad at man. I mean I get a little car

 

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Yeah, you should have parked up under you said put the little car up

 

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Oh, no, I did I parked directly in front I should have parked under either no, I parked it out of there

 

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He was so like if he was gonna come out drive out he would have had to monster truck over my car

 

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Which I consider that he may actually do that

 

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You should have called me up and told me to hurry up for it get up here and park behind it

 

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Yeah, that was the box of men then we get double team that box of men

 

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Yeah

 

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Then you both have a little

 

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He would have done it. I get to get in the truck

 

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My good

 

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Awesome powers

 

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Yeah, awesome powers back up

 

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I would love to see that I would have been worth the trouble

 

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Yeah, it just like is it yeah, I did park it from cuz I was like you know what fuck this guy let him let him try to

 

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Yeah, fuck that yeah, because he doesn't have real monster truck. He just has what it's like cosplay monster truck

 

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Yeah, if it says big foot on it, oh, if it says big foot on it, it could park over the fucking ones

 

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Make no mistake. I'm not anti monster truck

 

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Monster trucks are awesome. I'm going to a monster truck rally on Saturday

 

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A rally big foot

 

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I mean, I don't know if it was a rally is a race I don't know what it is. I'm going to a rally. Here we go

 

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Yeah, I thought it was like a monster truck

 

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If the plan is in the back

 

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Yeah, the car is rally monster jam. Yeah, monster truck rally

 

222

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Yes, that's the type of people

 

223

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Maybe

 

224

00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:46,200

They can't just say KKK rally anymore

 

225

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Yeah, yeah, they change them a monster

 

226

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You get a show with just for you to give you your cheeky torch

 

227

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Yeah, yeah

 

228

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It's got center ever again gets a thingy doors

 

229

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Yeah, I just thought of a great plan towards Centra Nilla, but I can't say it

 

230

00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:09,200

I love that and it would keep black people away

 

231

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But again, I can't say it, so I'm not going to say it

 

232

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You'll be able to say it at the rally areas

 

233

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Yes, it would be great at the rally

 

234

00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,200

There would go over really well

 

235

00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,200

Oh my god

 

236

00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,200

It's only really changing one or two letters Fred

 

237

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Yeah, I'm not doing it

 

238

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They call it a monster rally, you are correct, but it's just sounded so wrong

 

239

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I know that's what they were called

 

240

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That's what they are

 

241

00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,200

They were back in the day

 

242

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I mean, no, I mean, that's what you looked it up

 

243

00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,200

That's what it said monster truck rally, right?

 

244

00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,200

They'd say that in some places and also said wear a white hood

 

245

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And I don't

 

246

00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:52,200

Come as a ghost

 

247

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VIP ticket

 

248

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Yeah, there's a ghost that

 

249

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This is a ghost night

 

250

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Yeah

 

251

00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:05,200

And the big and the big lowercase letter T burning

 

252

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Yeah

 

253

00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,200

So I participated in our keyburns

 

254

00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,200

Yeah, a T-burn

 

255

00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,200

Well, they T-burn

 

256

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You're in T to burn all night

 

257

00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,200

T-burns, every family

 

258

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Yeah, right

 

259

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Does that be a VIP ticket?

 

260

00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:22,200

We're even having a grand wizard come

 

261

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Yeah

 

262

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Some Harry Potter fans gonna be like

 

263

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Oh, shit, I got a go to that

 

264

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You know everybody in Harry Potter was racist

 

265

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I think they are I think everybody in everything is racist now

 

266

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Yeah, actually you do everything but us

 

267

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Yeah, the glory of the ring

 

268

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One of the black people in the glory of the ring

 

269

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The ring, yeah

 

270

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One of the rings that's right

 

271

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And then when they did the remake

 

272

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And try to put some in there people got that

 

273

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Well, yeah

 

274

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People are like, well you can't do that

 

275

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One grand off the glass

 

276

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You can't do that

 

277

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That's a grand wizard right there

 

278

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Yeah

 

279

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That's the only time that the ring was around

 

280

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It'll be long

 

281

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He's walking around with the blunt

 

282

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You know, because

 

283

00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,200

I'm getting to the black

 

284

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Yeah, the hilly, the hilly, the hilly, the blunt hilly, the hilly

 

285

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To be lower than the brains

 

286

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Yeah

 

287

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The rings, yeah, that's not it

 

288

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Yeah

 

289

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He come out with a head, we just got back

 

290

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From a carnival cruise

 

291

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You know

 

292

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Which constantly that's what I'm going

 

293

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Yeah

 

294

00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,200

We won't have a show next week

 

295

00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,200

Or if we do it's gonna be really shitty

 

296

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Because Allen's gonna be on vacation

 

297

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And the rest of us are just gonna be

 

298

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In our regular lives

 

299

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So sorry guys

 

300

00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,200

Just let you know we probably won't do a best

 

301

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Of because I don't know if we have enough content

 

302

00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,200

To do an hour and our best

 

303

00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,200

And I'm the one who does it

 

304

00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,200

I'm the one who is in 1888

 

305

00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,200

There's not enough to do a best of

 

306

00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,200

Yeah

 

307

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Not a whole lot of people

 

308

00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:14,200

Not unless you include a lot of commercials

 

309

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Yeah

 

310

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I mean we can do an hour of

 

311

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Our readings that we've never put on the air

 

312

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Right, yeah we can do that

 

313

00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,200

We can do it

 

314

00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,200

Hey, there's a mystery show out there

 

315

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That we never aired

 

316

00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,200

Yes, I do have that mystery show

 

317

00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,200

Still staying

 

318

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Yes, we have that one

 

319

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And we have the one that we did the game show

 

320

00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:40,200

That I was the moderator for the game show

 

321

00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,200

That didn't make it either

 

322

00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,200

Now we can put that one in there

 

323

00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,200

I feel like now that you're

 

324

00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,200

Now you're kind of like

 

325

00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,200

Dangle in that out there

 

326

00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,200

People are gonna want to

 

327

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One day we'll do it

 

328

00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,200

One day we'll try to our Patreon

 

329

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We'll be like, we have the Patreon

 

330

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Yeah

 

331

00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,200

We have those in a very short time

 

332

00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,200

We'll send you a secret episode

 

333

00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,200

Yeah, that's a thing

 

334

00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,200

Maybe we should do that

 

335

00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,200

Maybe we should be like, hey

 

336

00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:10,200

You get all of our best and worst

 

337

00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,200

Which is just all of it

 

338

00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,200

Well, friend, the worst

 

339

00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,200

The worst of the best

 

340

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Or whatever you want to call it

 

341

00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,200

I don't even know

 

342

00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,200

It's hard, okay, so when you don't have

 

343

00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,200

Like when you're

 

344

00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,200

Partial or not impartial observer

 

345

00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:29,200

Right, yeah, if you're a partial observer

 

346

00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,200

So like us, it's hard to listen back and be like, oh that was really funny

 

347

00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:37,200

Because you know, obviously it was

 

348

00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,200

But that's just, you know

 

349

00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,200

Everything I say is, is we

 

350

00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,200

Because we did it so it's gonna be funny

 

351

00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,200

Do you ever, if you ever do listen back

 

352

00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,200

Do you ever listen back and you're like, he should

 

353

00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,200

I should say that and then you're like, wait, I didn't say that

 

354

00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,200

Because I got a buddy

 

355

00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,200

He keeps trying

 

356

00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,200

He keeps trying to listen to it

 

357

00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,200

But he can't get past the parts

 

358

00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,200

Right

 

359

00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,200

He's just like, oh my god

 

360

00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,200

He can't get past the parts

 

361

00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,200

I'm like, he's from the parts of funny

 

362

00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,200

He can't get his parts of funny

 

363

00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,200

He's like, yeah, what's that?

 

364

00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,200

I don't know what you're talking about

 

365

00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,200

What are you talking about?

 

366

00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,200

He got in the air

 

367

00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,200

We like, damn it

 

368

00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,200

We don't eat that many food

 

369

00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,200

Yeah, we don't really

 

370

00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,200

We reduced our fart content

 

371

00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,200

Yeah, he just thought I fiberdied

 

372

00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,200

Yeah, it's okay, you know what?

 

373

00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,200

I'm tired of telling people

 

374

00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,200

We're not for everybody

 

375

00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,200

We're not for everybody

 

376

00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:39,200

We're barely for the classy

 

377

00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,200

We are barely even for us

 

378

00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,200

And that's fine

 

379

00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,200

Well, you know what Fred, you know what else is not for everybody

 

380

00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:49,200

And that's the hetero awesome fest, Fred

 

381

00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:53,200

You know what the hetero awesome fest is?

 

382

00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,200

Yeah, is the greatest

 

383

00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,200

Sounds like

 

384

00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,200

It's exactly what it sounds like, Fred

 

385

00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,200

It's exactly what it sounds

 

386

00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,200

It's the hetero awesome fest in Idaho

 

387

00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,200

Oh, yeah, and

 

388

00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,200

Yeah, would you like to learn more about it

 

389

00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,200

Because you're gonna love it

 

390

00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,200

Sure, it took place last month

 

391

00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,200

In the great state of

 

392

00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,200

Idaho

 

393

00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,200

The state

 

394

00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,200

Potato, this is like a boy guy's fire and potato goods

 

395

00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,200

I cannot tell you

 

396

00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,200

Parker sold it really good in the great state of

 

397

00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,200

Idaho

 

398

00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,200

Well, it's still Idaho

 

399

00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,200

I mean, you know what I'm saying

 

400

00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,200

I know what it is

 

401

00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,200

I've been to Idaho

 

402

00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,200

Yeah, I've been to Idaho

 

403

00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,200

Boy, it was fun

 

404

00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,200

Yeah, I heard boys is cool

 

405

00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,200

They party at war

 

406

00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,200

Yeah, what else are you gonna do

 

407

00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,200

The capital is all just potatoes

 

408

00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,200

Gold don't

 

409

00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,200

Glad to know

 

410

00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,200

Why wouldn't it be

 

411

00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,200

Yeah, yeah, fight it then

 

412

00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,200

Two dollars

 

413

00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,200

Hooker that balance

 

414

00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,200

Down the gun and win the ring

 

415

00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,200

I don't know what it is

 

416

00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,200

Down the gun

 

417

00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,200

I have to use a hand

 

418

00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,200

Sure, what charity

 

419

00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,200

Yeah, charity

 

420

00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,200

My name is Sparkle

 

421

00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,200

Yeah, Raven

 

422

00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,200

Raven, that's on the guy

 

423

00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,200

That's right

 

424

00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,200

So now let's let's put away

 

425

00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,200

Let's put to the side of all of our heteroanus

 

426

00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,200

Yeah, okay, okay

 

427

00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,200

It's about heteroanus

 

428

00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,200

Yeah, it totally is

 

429

00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,200

Probably not a real word heteroanus

 

430

00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,200

And learn about the hetero

 

431

00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,200

Laws of best which again

 

432

00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,200

Was held in boys and I know

 

433

00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:43,200

And unfortunately it seems like the gayest thing you can do

 

434

00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:47,200

Is that be like I'm super straight bro

 

435

00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,200

Because like to me

 

436

00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,200

That's what he ain't

 

437

00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,200

Yeah, because normally when they got the people that

 

438

00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,200

Shit, though, the ones that end up getting caught doing that shit

 

439

00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,200

Right

 

440

00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,200

Whenever you're like, I'm straight, I'll never be gay

 

441

00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,200

Right

 

442

00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,200

I'm so good

 

443

00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,200

You know

 

444

00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:09,200

Yeah, they can't have me on the airport back room, you know

 

445

00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:13,200

I'm never missing a number of things

 

446

00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,200

I never need any trucks to stop

 

447

00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,200

Fourteen miles out of town at three a.m. on a Wednesday

 

448

00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,200

Yeah

 

449

00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,200

I'm a clown

 

450

00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,200

I'm a clown nose

 

451

00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,200

I'm a glory hole

 

452

00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,200

Anyway, so well-fed

 

453

00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,200

The great thing about heteroanus and pests

 

454

00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,200

Other than the fact that it's over

 

455

00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:35,200

It is the organizer decided he got into a fight with a musician

 

456

00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:39,200

Because a gay musician or a LGBTQ musician

 

457

00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:45,200

Popped on the stage and started playing a song about how stupid and gay they all were

 

458

00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,200

Which is pretty funny

 

459

00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,200

Which he would know

 

460

00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,200

Right

 

461

00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:55,200

But then you have to consider, you know, friend, there were almost

 

462

00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:59,200

Like what are you fighting for? You just thought my dick is back

 

463

00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,200

We're all the same

 

464

00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,200

Like I'm just as straight as you guys

 

465

00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,200

Like, oh man

 

466

00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,200

We never wear a flag on the outside of our shirt

 

467

00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,200

We wear it under nation

 

468

00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,200

So, well, friend, you know, the good news is

 

469

00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,200

That even though the event took a turn

 

470

00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,200

It really only affected almost four dozen people

 

471

00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,200

So, no

 

472

00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,200

So, they, yeah, they said it's somewhere between

 

473

00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:27,200

30 to 50 people

 

474

00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,200

Wow

 

475

00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,200

Hold on Alan, now that's not attention

 

476

00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,200

That's not attendance for one day

 

477

00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,200

That's attendance for both days

 

478

00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,200

So, you gotta think

 

479

00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:41,200

You gotta think we're talking more in the 15 to 20 a day range

 

480

00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,200

We'll see

 

481

00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:47,200

And I bet you and I bet you ten of them were gay because they were like

 

482

00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,200

Oh, we're like these straights are super gay

 

483

00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,200

Yep

 

484

00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,200

Well, it's just a thing because no one cares about straight pride

 

485

00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,200

Like everyone, most people are straight

 

486

00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,200

So, like you don't need to celebrate it

 

487

00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,200

That's like why we don't celebrate

 

488

00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,200

Why there's no white history month

 

489

00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:09,200

Because every other fucking life is white history

 

490

00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,200

You have to make it a thing when it's always that

 

491

00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,200

Straight

 

492

00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,200

That's fucked up

 

493

00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,200

Yeah, so apparently more think about it

 

494

00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,200

It's fucked up we're gonna have

 

495

00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,200

We're gonna have a man festival

 

496

00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,200

And it's not like a Christian thing

 

497

00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,200

It's like mainly

 

498

00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,200

And it's all gonna be straight men

 

499

00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,200

Right

 

500

00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:33,200

You know, that sounds like we're gonna have party and no sex

 

501

00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:37,200

Yeah, no, there's nothing more manly than dancing with a bunch of other

 

502

00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,200

Manly men

 

503

00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,200

Hold the man

 

504

00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,200

You're gonna be a bunch of men watching concerts together

 

505

00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,200

You know what?

 

506

00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,200

Yeah

 

507

00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,200

Hey, Jimmy, I'm guaranteed you there was very few women there

 

508

00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,200

What do you know what they do?

 

509

00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,200

You know, it's one of those things that they check

 

510

00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,200

You know, you guys know and especially myself

 

511

00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,200

Know what grinder is, right?

 

512

00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,200

We're all aware of grinder

 

513

00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,200

Especially myself

 

514

00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,200

Well, Fred Grinder is like a hook up app

 

515

00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:11,200

For people who prefer different hookups if you will

 

516

00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:17,200

So it's like it's like I don't know what I don't know if I guess tender would be the equivalent

 

517

00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,200

I don't know if tenders like a hookup or dating thing

 

518

00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:23,200

But it's for it's for gaze and lesbians and stuff

 

519

00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,200

Like and people who are who are different

 

520

00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,200

Which is not you know again, I think it's great

 

521

00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:33,200

So but grinder is like the hookup app for alternative

 

522

00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,200

Sexual lifestyles

 

523

00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,200

How's that that's great that's what I should say

 

524

00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,200

That's the first time Alan

 

525

00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,200

I don't know

 

526

00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:45,200

But I made it way worse than I had

 

527

00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,200

Yes, you know, well so

 

528

00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,200

You made it gay

 

529

00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,200

What they do is they'll track

 

530

00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,200

They'll like see an uptick

 

531

00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,200

When like this kind of stuff happens in like grinder activity in that area

 

532

00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,200

So like last year

 

533

00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,200

Yeah, I did

 

534

00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,200

Right so last year I think it was like the Republican convention

 

535

00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,200

Whatever

 

536

00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,200

Was it early or something like that and they're like oh

 

537

00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:11,200

Right Chicago or something they're like oh grinder was off the charts that week

 

538

00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,200

No it was in milwalki

 

539

00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,200

Yeah, milwalki

 

540

00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,200

Right the least gay

 

541

00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,200

Yeah

 

542

00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,200

Yeah, they broke that bro

 

543

00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,200

But they're like oh it exploded, yeah it's an app

 

544

00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,200

It exploded

 

545

00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,200

Yeah

 

546

00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,200

It exploded all over their faces

 

547

00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,200

It exploded everywhere

 

548

00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,200

They love it

 

549

00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,200

You couldn't find a

 

550

00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,200

You couldn't find a gas station restroom for miles

 

551

00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:49,200

But yeah, so basically is super not that great

 

552

00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,200

But it was funny and hilarious

 

553

00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,200

And you can see if you look up any videos of it it literally looks like

 

554

00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:59,200

When they hire like a musician like a like a sniper or striper cover band

 

555

00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,200

Yeah

 

556

00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,200

So like headline like a festival at a park that no one knows about

 

557

00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:09,200

And so it's mostly just like a couple of people walking around like

 

558

00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,200

Not realizing what's happening

 

559

00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,200

That's what the crowd looks like

 

560

00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,200

And they're playing

 

561

00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,200

They're staying very thin crowd

 

562

00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,200

I would

 

563

00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,200

Yeah, no it's it's anorexic at best

 

564

00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,200

But yeah

 

565

00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,200

So they had to keep you know they had to go with that like so they had that and then of course

 

566

00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:33,200

They had their LGBTQ musician pop on stage

 

567

00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,200

And start singing a song which had an enjoy

 

568

00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,200

And that's okay

 

569

00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,200

But

 

570

00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,200

But see

 

571

00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,200

I don't agree with that

 

572

00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,200

I agree with you on that and you're right

 

573

00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,200

Yeah, I don't agree with that

 

574

00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,200

Right

 

575

00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,200

They're having their little festival let them have their little festival right now

 

576

00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,200

I mean we don't you don't need to

 

577

00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,200

You're

 

578

00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:03,200

If you do nothing that shows more than right that you truly don't get the ball of the page

 

579

00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:07,200

And right that you really don't give a shit yeah, I agree

 

580

00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,200

I mean and and it should be the same vice versa if they having a big gay

 

581

00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,200

Properate you know if you don't if that's not

 

582

00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:19,200

So thing don't take you fucking ass down there. Leave it alone

 

583

00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:25,200

No, I apologize because I didn't realize they asked him they invited him to come on stage and perform

 

584

00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,200

Oh, okay, well there at which point he took off a shirt his overshoot

 

585

00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,200

To reveal a jagged with rainbows and pink triangles on it

 

586

00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:37,200

And a crop top that are read keep Canyon County queer

 

587

00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,200

Then he played a song titled boy

 

588

00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,200

About a young transgender boy would you like to hear someone lyrics

 

589

00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,200

Not really

 

590

00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:51,200

This reminds me of what happened to a green day with the

 

591

00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,200

Hey, they checked they got there and played the other way to

 

592

00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,200

Yeah

 

593

00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:01,200

That's the new thing the lyrics are

 

594

00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,200

They're okay they're not the worst I'm not gonna read it

 

595

00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,200

I won't read it because you don't want me to read it

 

596

00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,200

You shouldn't get a grown man because the grown man's singing about a boy

 

597

00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:17,200

Well, I think it's about singing about a boy who is going through some shit

 

598

00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,200

Yeah, I think if you see if you see the words

 

599

00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,200

I'm gonna I think if I sing it though

 

600

00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,200

No, we'll get a copyright strike if you sing it

 

601

00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,200

What am I saying?

 

602

00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,200

Maybe somebody's gonna get me

 

603

00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:35,200

What did you get somebody that was there?

 

604

00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,200

I have a friend okay, hold on a second. I have a friend who was there. I'll get him on

 

605

00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:43,200

One second I'll be right back. Let me see dude

 

606

00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,200

Dude's here

 

607

00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,200

Okay

 

608

00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,200

Ernie boys

 

609

00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,200

They sure old pal dude man listen

 

610

00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,200

Dude

 

611

00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,200

Howdy. I was in hell. I was some fest

 

612

00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:03,200

Let me tell you you went he put he put the fest in

 

613

00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,200

Fest

 

614

00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:13,200

But I love the question with the hero with the hell well

 

615

00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,200

That's a funny question you asked there and I don't know that it was

 

616

00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,200

I don't know that it was

 

617

00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:27,200

I'm gonna scale from Prince to gayer prince

 

618

00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,200

It was pretty damn gay

 

619

00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,200

It was so hetero about penis never that so

 

620

00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,200

That's right

 

621

00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,200

I had a region petarobolar the whole time

 

622

00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:45,200

And people said they said man I said I'm just showed off my manliness

 

623

00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,200

Now hold on and let me get in my gigantic truck

 

624

00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,200

Red engine real loud

 

625

00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,200

So y'all know how dare goddamn straight I is

 

626

00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,200

Hey you guys

 

627

00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,200

And also hey what's more straight than having a

 

628

00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:07,200

9 inch deal do for your gear shifter

 

629

00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,200

Damn

 

630

00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,200

A nut in straighter neck

 

631

00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,200

That is true

 

632

00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,200

Was more less gay than a winner

 

633

00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,200

Yeah

 

634

00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:25,200

Let me tell you about this song Daniel Hammer in his friend's rope

 

635

00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,200

It's called boy

 

636

00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:33,200

I like it because it was about a man like me

 

637

00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,200

A dude man look sad

 

638

00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,200

They said here you almost sing you a little bit like the here here go

 

639

00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,200

They put him in dresses to keep him in line

 

640

00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,200

They say it's a phase in tall in his mind

 

641

00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:51,200

They put him in ballet he wants to play ball

 

642

00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:55,200

What matters to him don't matter at all

 

643

00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,200

He put out his hair but he wanted it shirt

 

644

00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,200

He put it in a skirt now he's all out of shirts

 

645

00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,200

Shortest it's not just a seduct is down to his hurt

 

646

00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,200

The breaking is well and he's breaking up her

 

647

00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,200

And the song continued I mean the song going on to say

 

648

00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,200

The kids got no chance to stop the woke advanced

 

649

00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,200

Let the teacher take a glance once in your underpants

 

650

00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:27,200

Priding a drinking shoe was sad when all the books are fried

 

651

00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,200

We'll see how many died

 

652

00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,200

And then they stopped him when he was singing

 

653

00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,200

Afraid of the news on his parents TV

 

654

00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,200

That's when they stopped him and that's when I said hey

 

655

00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:41,200

Actually it was pretty good let's keep playing him man

 

656

00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:45,200

I said I got a reason straight on right now

 

657

00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,200

So I'm coming to ring this straight on

 

658

00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,200

He really wrote that by Dylan

 

659

00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,200

Yeah by Dylan Bob Dylan

 

660

00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,200

Yeah by Dylan Bob Dylan

 

661

00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,200

Bob Dylan

 

662

00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,200

Yeah Bob Dylan

 

663

00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,200

I think it was me I think I wrote that dude man listen

 

664

00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:05,200

So next year Fred and Alan y'all got to come out

 

665

00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,200

They'll do it on earth soon

 

666

00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,200

Come on out to Idaho

 

667

00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:13,200

It's got a hole in it that's how we know straight

 

668

00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,200

There you go

 

669

00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,200

They have it in a fight

 

670

00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:21,200

And they fight people these or games or

 

671

00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,200

They said go in the town

 

672

00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,200

We ain't going there

 

673

00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,200

They said go drink it the ball

 

674

00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:31,200

They literally said go drink it the bar

 

675

00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,200

There are no black people there

 

676

00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,200

That is true

 

677

00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:39,200

That's not to be black people in Idaho

 

678

00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,200

The quote from

 

679

00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,200

Dave Riley cohost of the self described premiere in their American nationalist talk show

 

680

00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,200

The backline show

 

681

00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,200

Said

 

682

00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,200

There's still very good bars around great food

 

683

00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,200

There's the basketball district

 

684

00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,200

I don't know what that is

 

685

00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:55,200

I am fucking bass fish

 

686

00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,200

That's all I care about

 

687

00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,200

Again is clean

 

688

00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,200

There aren't black people here

 

689

00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,200

And people said

 

690

00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,200

That's what he said

 

691

00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,200

Holy shit

 

692

00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,200

And people said that's offensive

 

693

00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,200

You're fucking right in defense

 

694

00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,200

I heard you fucking said that

 

695

00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,200

He said it

 

696

00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,200

You want me to read it again

 

697

00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,200

Yeah

 

698

00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,200

I would

 

699

00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,200

I would

 

700

00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,200

I would

 

701

00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,200

I would

 

702

00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,200

And we went to a bar

 

703

00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,200

And like I seriously was the only black

 

704

00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,200

I saw another black dude

 

705

00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,200

But I felt like

 

706

00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,200

Not a team movie when it was like

 

707

00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,200

I thought I was all the black guys was being

 

708

00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,200

Yeah

 

709

00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,200

Oh my bad man

 

710

00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,200

I was like my bad I go I leave

 

711

00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,200

I'm sorry

 

712

00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,200

You guys leave the evil eye

 

713

00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,200

He's like this town in the middle of the world

 

714

00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,200

Yeah

 

715

00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,200

You see me don't want to wake

 

716

00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,200

We're the

 

717

00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,200

I'm fine

 

718

00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,200

All for you bro

 

719

00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,200

We didn't see no women because we were too straight

 

720

00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,200

Yeah

 

721

00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,200

That's too straight

 

722

00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,200

That's right

 

723

00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:09,200

That's right

 

724

00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,200

That's right

 

725

00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,200

Them 20 to 40 other straight dudes

 

726

00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,200

We parted

 

727

00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,200

We parted

 

728

00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:20,200

That's how you parted in the straightest way you can

 

729

00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,200

Playing plants

 

730

00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,200

We did not do that

 

731

00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,200

We did not do that

 

732

00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,200

Greg

 

733

00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,200

Greg a Roman wrestler

 

734

00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,200

Yeah we oiled up an olive oil

 

735

00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,200

Like if the ladies be

 

736

00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:38,200

I said you oiled me up an olive oil you up

 

737

00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,200

Hey hey nothing straighter

 

738

00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,200

Then the greco then the great tradition of greco-roman wrestler

 

739

00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,200

No

 

740

00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,200

All right nothing straighter than an auto-hope tater

 

741

00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:52,200

That's why we have the demon next year

 

742

00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:58,200

No we decided next year and we should just do it as a gay thing

 

743

00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,200

Yeah just going

 

744

00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,200

We're going to call it gay

 

745

00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,200

No we're going to call it gay

 

746

00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,200

And then when the gay show up we'll say

 

747

00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,200

We outstrated you

 

748

00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,200

Now you're all straight as you show up

 

749

00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,200

So dude

 

750

00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,200

Basically the whole time knew what was going on

 

751

00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,200

He actually made himself think

 

752

00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,200

Everybody think he was straight

 

753

00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,200

And he was gonna perform a song

 

754

00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,200

And they were like hell yeah

 

755

00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,200

Yeah you had a fake beard

 

756

00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,200

He had on a fake beard

 

757

00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,200

He had on a car heart hat

 

758

00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,200

And people said

 

759

00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,200

Yeah

 

760

00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,200

Look at that guy

 

761

00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,200

I do straighter than a goddamn thing that's pretty straight

 

762

00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,200

I think that guy straighter than a quality 2 by 4

 

763

00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,200

That guy straighter than a 10 inch penis

 

764

00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,200

That guy straighter than a leaner than a skull

 

765

00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,200

That guy holds me the other night

 

766

00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,200

I said I said nothing wrong with you straight dude

 

767

00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,200

It's making out because we're both straight

 

768

00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,200

I said nothing wrong with you straight dude

 

769

00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,200

I said nothing wrong with you straight dude

 

770

00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,200

I said nothing wrong with you straight dude

 

771

00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,200

I said nothing wrong with you straight dude

 

772

00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,200

I said nothing wrong with you straight dude

 

773

00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,200

(Laughter)

 

774

00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,200

Get it?

 

775

00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,200

All right I got to get on out of here guys

 

776

00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,200

I got some

 

777

00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,200

I dude

 

778

00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,200

We'll see you later man

 

779

00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,200

Stay straight

 

780

00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,200

You next year head of

 

781

00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,200

Greatness fest

 

782

00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,200

Dude needs to come around more often

 

783

00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,200

Oh was that who was here dude man

 

784

00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,200

Listen I forgot

 

785

00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,200

I think I blew up in a car crash

 

786

00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,200

He's back

 

787

00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,200

Dude the guy that called me

 

788

00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,200

He's still doing it dude man

 

789

00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,200

He's still ragingly straight

 

790

00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,200

Oh yes

 

791

00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,200

Flaming straight

 

792

00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,200

Flamingly straight

 

793

00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,200

Straighter than the inside of a butthole

 

794

00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,200

Yeah there you go

 

795

00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,200

Grace

 

796

00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,200

In his words he would say straighter than a 9 inch penis

 

797

00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,200

(Laughter)

 

798

00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,200

He probably would say that

 

799

00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,200

That's something he would say

 

800

00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,200

That's pretty straight

 

801

00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,200

That's pretty straight

 

802

00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,200

All right well we'll be back

 

803

00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,200

We're gonna take a quick break

 

804

00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,200

And let dude man listen

 

805

00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,200

Hopefully live on in our dreams

 

806

00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,200

But we'll get him back sometime soon I'm sure

 

807

00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,200

We'll take a quick break

 

808

00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,200

We'll be back with more of the Blacklinger

 

809

00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,200

The Blacklinger collective podcast

 

810

00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,200

Will return after a word

 

811

00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,200

From our sponsors

 

812

00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:34,200

(Music)

 

813

00:37:34,200 --> 00:38:00,200

(Music)

 

814

00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,200

Welcome back

 

815

00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,200

To the 196th episode of the Blacklinger collective podcast

 

816

00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,200

Ladies and gentlemen we forgot to do it last week

 

817

00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,200

And the week before

 

818

00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,200

But we're not gonna forget to do it

 

819

00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,200

A third week in a row

 

820

00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,200

I think I've told you the story of the guy

 

821

00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,200

Who it was like a tennis player

 

822

00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,200

And he was going up against the greatest tennis player

 

823

00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,200

And the world of the time

 

824

00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,200

And like beforehand he was like nobody

 

825

00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,200

No one's gonna beat me

 

826

00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,200

Bumbleble whatever my name is Steve Tennis

 

827

00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,200

And like the guy preceded to beat him

 

828

00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,200

Steve Tennis I don't fucking know his name

 

829

00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:38,200

The guy the other guy preceded to beat him like 16 cents in a row

 

830

00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,200

And then he finally won

 

831

00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,200

Well he finally won like the 17th set

 

832

00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,200

I guess they were just going on as long as they could

 

833

00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,200

And then afterwards they're like

 

834

00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:50,200

What would you have to say and he's like nobody beats Steve Tennis 17 cents in a row

 

835

00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:54,200

(Laughter)

 

836

00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,200

That's hilarious

 

837

00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,200

That's hilarious

 

838

00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,200

(Laughter)

 

839

00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:06,200

That's the optimistic way of looking to look at getting your ass kicked

 

840

00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:10,200

Like nobody knocks out all my teeth only 16 of them

 

841

00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,200

(Laughter)

 

842

00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,200

Well Fred speaking of getting the teeth knocked out in a way

 

843

00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:20,200

We heard through the great bind of the internet

 

844

00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,200

That there was recently someone recently

 

845

00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,200

A fight in the White House of America

 

846

00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,200

Oh yeah that's right so that's what I was going to say

 

847

00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,200

Political minutes back ladies and gentlemen

 

848

00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,200

Right

 

849

00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,200

I forgot to say it and I was started it

 

850

00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,200

And then I forgot because I went up on a thing

 

851

00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,200

We are back with our political minute

 

852

00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,200

This is going to be the best one yet

 

853

00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:44,200

Because not only is it probably going to be more than a minute

 

854

00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,200

It's probably going to be somewhat political

 

855

00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,200

However

 

856

00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,200

Not in the way that will offend

 

857

00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,200

All of our friends

 

858

00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,200

Which is what our policy

 

859

00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,200

Always do

 

860

00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,200

(Laughter)

 

861

00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,200

It's amazing

 

862

00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,200

(Laughter)

 

863

00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,200

You think you know somebody Fred

 

864

00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,200

And then they're like take away healthcare from babies

 

865

00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,200

And you're like

 

866

00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,200

No, don't do that

 

867

00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,200

And not take any care of your babies

 

868

00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,200

Anyway

 

869

00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,200

Yeah

 

870

00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,200

Fuck them

 

871

00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,200

Or don't, I don't know

 

872

00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,200

Anyway Fred, it's time

 

873

00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,200

Yep

 

874

00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,200

It's time to put them in it

 

875

00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,200

Political minute, that's right

 

876

00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,200

And this week we brought a special guest

 

877

00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,200

On to our show

 

878

00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,200

A guest we've never had on before

 

879

00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,200

Now we've had

 

880

00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,200

We've had acquaintances of his on before

 

881

00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,200

But we've never had to man the myth

 

882

00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,200

The leg end

 

883

00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,200

Elon Musk on the show ladies and gentlemen

 

884

00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,200

Oh

 

885

00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,200

There's no

 

886

00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,200

No man

 

887

00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,200

(Laughter)

 

888

00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,200

Hi

 

889

00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,200

Thank you

 

890

00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,200

Oh, well

 

891

00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,200

Who sound like cheers to Elon?

 

892

00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,200

Welcome to the show

 

893

00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,200

I have to keep it balanced

 

894

00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,200

That's right, fair and balanced

 

895

00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,200

That's what we're all about

 

896

00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,200

Thank you, Blake

 

897

00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,200

We can collect and find cash for you

 

898

00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,200

Thank you, Blake

 

899

00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,200

Thank you for coming to the show

 

900

00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,200

I love the studios

 

901

00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,200

Thank you, thank you for that

 

902

00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,200

We appreciate that

 

903

00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,200

We don't have any drugs for you to awkwardly smoke

 

904

00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,200

Sorry, I'll be right

 

905

00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,200

I have my own

 

906

00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,200

I do, I do

 

907

00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,200

You guys would like

 

908

00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,200

You can, I do

 

909

00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,200

Sometimes I should know if it's smoke

 

910

00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,200

You can do whatever you want to

 

911

00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,200

You're hilarious

 

912

00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,200

Stick it in a column and stick it up your ass

 

913

00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,200

If it's not whatever you want to take it

 

914

00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,200

That's called the bus

 

915

00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,200

You just leave it up your ass until the con

 

916

00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,200

The dissipates and

 

917

00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,200

And and and and and the ketamine hits you

 

918

00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,200

And the thing about that is

 

919

00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,200

You don't know when it's gonna happen

 

920

00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,200

So like you could be in a presidential meeting

 

921

00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,200

Inside the over office

 

922

00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,200

Oh, it just hits you

 

923

00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,200

Oh, that's you know, that's me

 

924

00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,200

Elon's happens

 

925

00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,200

What happens?

 

926

00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,200

Elon will be on the call

 

927

00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,200

Congratulations on your 14th

 

928

00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,200

Shia old who was more recently

 

929

00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,200

Thank you, thank you

 

930

00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,200

This guy be fucking

 

931

00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,200

I don't really get, how do you pull so much

 

932

00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,200

Tail is it the money?

 

933

00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:25,200

I'm the fucking richest man in the world

 

934

00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,200

This is like a genius

 

935

00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,200

Obviously it does make a genius

 

936

00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,200

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no

 

937

00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,200

And I'm not, but I do

 

938

00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,200

Higher geniuses

 

939

00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,200

Oh good for you buddy

 

940

00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,200

Congratulations

 

941

00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,200

This one's name is

 

942

00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,200

X-Wazio

 

943

00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,200

He has a word name than that

 

944

00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,200

I feel like his name is like

 

945

00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,200

Well, he's got so many of them

 

946

00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,200

He doesn't remember the kids names

 

947

00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,200

You know, right, right, right

 

948

00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,200

How can you remember?

 

949

00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,200

You know, I just call him 14 for short

 

950

00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,200

14 that makes all four one four

 

951

00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,200

14 call one four

 

952

00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,200

14 one four one point four

 

953

00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,200

Yeah

 

954

00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,200

He's an upgrade

 

955

00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,200

Yeah, raising one

 

956

00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:15,200

So your new one is what is your new son's name?

 

957

00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,200

I thought I saw it now I know

 

958

00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:17,200

I don't know

 

959

00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,200

Damien I think is or something X-A-S

 

960

00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,200

Strider

 

961

00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,200

Devil Cha

 

962

00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:29,200

Oh no, that's right, your new son who is just born thankfully

 

963

00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,200

His name is seldom like Kurgurus

 

964

00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,200

Like Kurgus

 

965

00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,200

That's my boy Kurguran

 

966

00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,200

That's my guy

 

967

00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:43,200

It's just been revealed

 

968

00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,200

Get that breath of time

 

969

00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,200

Yeah

 

970

00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,200

Yeah

 

971

00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,200

Made him a hometown

 

972

00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,200

That's right

 

973

00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,200

My father was a guy

 

974

00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,200

He was the diplomatic community guy

 

975

00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,200

That's my

 

976

00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,200

You know, we had a

 

977

00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,200

He's not here because I guess he's doing something else

 

978

00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,200

He was actually in that movie

 

979

00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,200

You know he's taking the shit

 

980

00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,200

Yeah

 

981

00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,200

I want to call that

 

982

00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,200

Trixi, he called that

 

983

00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,200

Trixi, I'll move that

 

984

00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,200

No, move that

 

985

00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,200

Elon, anytime someone is not on our show

 

986

00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,200

Apparently you listen all the time

 

987

00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,200

So anytime one of us isn't on the show

 

988

00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,200

We're taking a huge shit

 

989

00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,200

Yeah

 

990

00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,200

And that's specifically

 

991

00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,200

Elon, Mr. Blue

 

992

00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,200

Mr. Mons, should I call you

 

993

00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,200

Do you prefer Elon or Muster?

 

994

00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,200

Just E?

 

995

00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,200

You can call you E like

 

996

00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,200

Joe and call me Elon so you can call me Elon

 

997

00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,200

I will call you Mr. Musk

 

998

00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,200

Mr. Mons

 

999

00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,200

I'll call you Muskidan

 

1000

00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,200

Muskidan

 

1001

00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,200

Well, I got the musk

 

1002

00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,200

That's right, you're very musky

 

1003

00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,200

So Elon, tell us about

 

1004

00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,200

What's going on in your life?

 

1005

00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,200

You're obviously the king of X and the

 

1006

00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,200

And everything is got to have an X in it

 

1007

00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,200

And then Tesla's got an X

 

1008

00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,200

But now

 

1009

00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,200

That's right

 

1010

00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:13,200

I heard you were trying to start your own political party

 

1011

00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,200

That's right, that's right

 

1012

00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,200

It's going to be called

 

1013

00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,200

X for the people

 

1014

00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,200

It's a party for the people

 

1015

00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,200

X for the Biden billionaires

 

1016

00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,200

So that's

 

1017

00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,200

Yes, yes, that's right

 

1018

00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,200

We're here for the people of America

 

1019

00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:35,200

Even though you know I'm not a citizen

 

1020

00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,200

I'm not a citizen but you know

 

1021

00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,200

I love the people of America

 

1022

00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,200

They made me so much money

 

1023

00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,200

Just by being so ignorant

 

1024

00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,200

And you know, so I feel

 

1025

00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,200

I have to give back to them

 

1026

00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:51,200

So well speaking of giving back to us Americans

 

1027

00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,200

And we appreciate the power

 

1028

00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,200

Power back to the people

 

1029

00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:59,200

Thank you so much for giving us that illusion of power

 

1030

00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,200

We really do appreciate that

 

1031

00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,200

We've been loving for a while

 

1032

00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,200

But tell me about

 

1033

00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,200

You were talking about you know so in your wild roots

 

1034

00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,200

And being an American hero

 

1035

00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,200

Tell me about the fight

 

1036

00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,200

You recently got into on the White House grounds

 

1037

00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,200

Allegedly

 

1038

00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,200

Allegedly

 

1039

00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,200

Everybody's taught that

 

1040

00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,200

Elon me had a black eye

 

1041

00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,200

So it wasn't and they're saying

 

1042

00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:31,200

That I got it from

 

1043

00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,200

Having sex with one of

 

1044

00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,200

Senators of wife

 

1045

00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,200

Why would I do that?

 

1046

00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,200

A senator?

 

1047

00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,200

I'm better than that.

 

1048

00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,200

Actually what happened was me and my five-year-old son

 

1049

00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,200

We were playing

 

1050

00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,200

And he caught me

 

1051

00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,200

He caught me.

 

1052

00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,200

He

 

1053

00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,200

By the number 15

 

1054

00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,200

By the number 15, yeah

 

1055

00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:01,200

He caught me with a nice little right hook

 

1056

00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,200

Because you know me and Joe Morgan are friends

 

1057

00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,200

And he trains my son

 

1058

00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,200

So you know

 

1059

00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,200

And that's all that's dimple

 

1060

00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,200

It wasn't a fight.

 

1061

00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,200

I wasn't fucking a senator's wife

 

1062

00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,200

That's just

 

1063

00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,200

It was from my son

 

1064

00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,200

Okay, fair enough

 

1065

00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,200

I've given the black we can collect the inside scoop

 

1066

00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:27,200

So you guys should make a million dollars off this

 

1067

00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,200

Ex we would love to make

 

1068

00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,200

We'll talk about this

 

1069

00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,200

The only problem with that

 

1070

00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,200

That's right an exclusive interview with

 

1071

00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,200

Or the Elon know what's gonna happen

 

1072

00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,200

After that

 

1073

00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,200

I'm gonna send doge after you guys

 

1074

00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,200

Taking all back

 

1075

00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,200

That's what I do

 

1076

00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,200

Comedy back

 

1077

00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,200

I love it. He's not

 

1078

00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,200

That's great

 

1079

00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,200

Sleepin' sound

 

1080

00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,200

Sleep forever

 

1081

00:47:55,200 --> 00:48:01,200

So I will say you may or may not know this about our show

 

1082

00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:05,200

But we've had another version of you on the show

 

1083

00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,200

Many a time

 

1084

00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,200

And

 

1085

00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,200

Well in a way

 

1086

00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:15,200

In a way we used the power of AI

 

1087

00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,200

We used

 

1088

00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,200

Grock before it became

 

1089

00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,200

Grock

 

1090

00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,200

Hitler loving Grock

 

1091

00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,200

Had to have one big guy

 

1092

00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,200

Yeah, you got to do what you got to do

 

1093

00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,200

We understand. He's gonna play fair

 

1094

00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,200

He's gonna play by the rules

 

1095

00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,200

We understand. We got to be

 

1096

00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,200

So what we did instead

 

1097

00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,200

Is we brought we used the power of AI

 

1098

00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,200

And the power of technology

 

1099

00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,200

And the power of friendship

 

1100

00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,200

To get our own Elon Musk

 

1101

00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,200

Rainbow Bright

 

1102

00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,200

Yes, Rainbow Bright

 

1103

00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,200

On to the show

 

1104

00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,200

And he has a bone to pick with you

 

1105

00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,200

So just give him one minute

 

1106

00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,200

He'll see if I can get him on

 

1107

00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,200

Right now

 

1108

00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,200

See that's me Elon Musk

 

1109

00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,200

Oh

 

1110

00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,200

There it is

 

1111

00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,200

What is happening

 

1112

00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,200

I've got a theme music

 

1113

00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,200

You don't understand

 

1114

00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:11,200

I know

 

1115

00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,200

Feel it

 

1116

00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,200

As I'm from south

 

1117

00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,200

Feeling kind of weird

 

1118

00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,200

Feeling

 

1119

00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,200

Feeling kind of weird

 

1120

00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,200

Feeling kind of weird

 

1121

00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,200

Feeling more

 

1122

00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,200

Women

 

1123

00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,200

Cool

 

1124

00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,200

And I had to pay a ball

 

1125

00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:35,200

Keep trying, buddy

 

1126

00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,200

I wanted to get some more

 

1127

00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,200

If I could try

 

1128

00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,200

What she's dead

 

1129

00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,200

What she's dead

 

1130

00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:53,200

Oh, oh, oh

 

1131

00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,200

He's gonna play

 

1132

00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,200

He's gonna play

 

1133

00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,200

What the fuck in your cage, bro

 

1134

00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,200

Bro, what the fuck

 

1135

00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,200

He wants to watch your branches

 

1136

00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,200

But you don't want to be brought in the normal

 

1137

00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,200

Hey

 

1138

00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,200

Yeah, bro, I love you

 

1139

00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,200

Always

 

1140

00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,200

Stop talking on my clothes

 

1141

00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,200

Yeah

 

1142

00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,200

You're just gonna be crazy

 

1143

00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,200

I've got to get

 

1144

00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:23,200

Yeah, I'm gonna be standing

 

1145

00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,200

This is so weird

 

1146

00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,200

I'm going back to the back cave

 

1147

00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,200

See you guys later, Elon

 

1148

00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,200

Bye bye, Grog

 

1149

00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,200

Thank you for all your help

 

1150

00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,200

Who's the best Nazi Grog

 

1151

00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,200

Ready

 

1152

00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,200

Ready

 

1153

00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,200

Oh, no

 

1154

00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,200

Brad, Grog thinks you're not

 

1155

00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,200

Damn, Grogs is just awesome

 

1156

00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,200

Grogs are just awesome

 

1157

00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,200

No, no, no

 

1158

00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,200

Grog is like, man, just talking shit

 

1159

00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,200

Well, there you go

 

1160

00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,200

There's our political men

 

1161

00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,200

I feel like if nothing else

 

1162

00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,200

We are now

 

1163

00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,200

Dumber when it comes to politics

 

1164

00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,200

There you go

 

1165

00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:03,200

That's really what it's about

 

1166

00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,200

That's really what it's about

 

1167

00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,200

I'm glad I wasn't a part of that shit

 

1168

00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,200

I was thinking you were a part of that

 

1169

00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,200

Shit

 

1170

00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,200

I'm a part of that

 

1171

00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,200

Brad, if you had 15 kids, what would you name

 

1172

00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,200

Would you have like a plan

 

1173

00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,200

And you would name them like

 

1174

00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,200

Who says he doesn't

 

1175

00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,200

Yeah

 

1176

00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,200

You have a new

 

1177

00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,200

Okay, but if you also had $300 billion

 

1178

00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,200

That would not be that

 

1179

00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,200

All right

 

1180

00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,200

No, because you know what

 

1181

00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,200

I just finished watching that

 

1182

00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,200

Move that show that followed the house of ursia

 

1183

00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,200

And it's kind of the same thing

 

1184

00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,200

My man was a damn kid

 

1185

00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,200

And had all that was a great show

 

1186

00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,200

And you had all their kids

 

1187

00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,200

All that money

 

1188

00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,200

And the kid still turned out to be damn shitty

 

1189

00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,200

But that's what happens

 

1190

00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,200

A lot of money

 

1191

00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,200

A lot of money don't

 

1192

00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,200

But if I had 15 kids

 

1193

00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,200

I mean

 

1194

00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,200

If you had the plan, if you had a plan to go in

 

1195

00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,200

And say I'm gonna have 15 kids

 

1196

00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,200

Would you

 

1197

00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,200

And this is all I want to know

 

1198

00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,200

You don't have to tell me

 

1199

00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,200

Would you think like I'm gonna come up

 

1200

00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,200

With a naming convention

 

1201

00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,200

I'm gonna all name them

 

1202

00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,200

Something that rhymes with Fred

 

1203

00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,200

Or I'm gonna name them

 

1204

00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,200

Like said number

 

1205

00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,200

Brad said

 

1206

00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,200

Brad, yeah I'm gonna start name them

 

1207

00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,200

Brad and

 

1208

00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,200

Fred, yeah

 

1209

00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,200

Fred, yeah, one Greg

 

1210

00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,200

Yeah one Greg

 

1211

00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,200

Greg's one with no one nice

 

1212

00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,200

Yeah

 

1213

00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,200

I don't know why I like Greg

 

1214

00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,200

Greg's a little is gonna merge you in that man

 

1215

00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,200

That's right

 

1216

00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,200

Why can't I have named father

 

1217

00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,200

Father

 

1218

00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,200

That killed it in sleep

 

1219

00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,200

It was Greg

 

1220

00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,200

It's how do you know we found the knife

 

1221

00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,200

This is Greg on it

 

1222

00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,200

Yeah Greg on it

 

1223

00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,200

I never loved you

 

1224

00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,200

Greg

 

1225

00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,200

Why would have followed you

 

1226

00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,200

Son and knife that's in great

 

1227

00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,200

I never let you Greg

 

1228

00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,200

No one knows

 

1229

00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:12,200

But that's how the fall of the house of Fredrick happened

 

1230

00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,200

Yeah

 

1231

00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,200

That was a good go man

 

1232

00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,200

Like that was I was into that

 

1233

00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,200

I like that they all died

 

1234

00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,200

Yeah

 

1235

00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,200

Yeah I got a

 

1236

00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,200

I'm right at the end of it

 

1237

00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,200

Because that's what I was doing

 

1238

00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,200

That's why I thought y'all was gonna be 10 minutes late

 

1239

00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,200

Cause I was right at the end of the last episode

 

1240

00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,200

But I looked at it and I had 20 more minutes left

 

1241

00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:34,200

And I thought

 

1242

00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,200

You don't know what happened

 

1243

00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,200

Also you don't know what happened

 

1244

00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,200

Yeah

 

1245

00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,200

Yeah the last one died

 

1246

00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,200

The last one died and then now

 

1247

00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,200

But then it goes back in time

 

1248

00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,200

Yeah

 

1249

00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,200

Right

 

1250

00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,200

They're like

 

1251

00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,200

Exactly

 

1252

00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,200

Like getting your drop top

 

1253

00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,200

Yeah

 

1254

00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,200

Is that a shirt?

 

1255

00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,200

Fucking PD

 

1256

00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,200

Yeah that's a peep

 

1257

00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,200

All right, anyway, it's just a beaver

 

1258

00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,200

Right

 

1259

00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,200

We all want to know that, Fred

 

1260

00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,200

We all want to know that

 

1261

00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,200

He's hiding from Diddy

 

1262

00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,200

Now that Diddy's gonna be out

 

1263

00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,200

Yeah, Diddy's out man

 

1264

00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,200

That's free

 

1265

00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:26,200

Yeah, How long did he get? Diddy get time or did he just get like whatever?

 

1266

00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,200

I don't know if they see this thing yet or not

 

1267

00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,200

I don't know, I know they did it

 

1268

00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,200

I bailed but that's it

 

1269

00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,200

Well that's a whole plague

 

1270

00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,200

Like if you're poor they sentence you immediately

 

1271

00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,200

Yeah, immediately

 

1272

00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:42,200

And before you even go to trial they've already sent it to you

 

1273

00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,200

Well he's probably pushing the beans

 

1274

00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,200

Because I mean they're keeping them on bail

 

1275

00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,200

Yeah, I mean you did not bail

 

1276

00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,200

So he's still in there

 

1277

00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,200

Okay, so they agreed on a

 

1278

00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,200

September 22nd sentencing date

 

1279

00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,200

Jesus Christ man

 

1280

00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,200

But before

 

1281

00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,200

This though

 

1282

00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,200

Get this though

 

1283

00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:08,200

Before they actually did that in the meeting they had a remote hearing to agree on that

 

1284

00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:16,200

The attorneys from both sides sent another joint letter saying they had agreed to the judges original proposed sentencing date of October the third

 

1285

00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,200

So

 

1286

00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:30,200

So diddy out until then or is he no no they did not bail they don't allow no he's still in there did not bail they don't let him still yeah so he would be pushing to try to get out

 

1287

00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:38,200

And I understand what they like the question is supposed to get a you supposed to have a fair and speedy trial yeah

 

1288

00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,200

Yeah, maybe he likes it and yeah, but that's

 

1289

00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,200

Well, I'm pretty sure he's a solitary so like

 

1290

00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:52,200

I'm pretty sure I like he's probably yeah, yeah, but they probably don't want to let it be a guy he's a they probably think he's a flight risk

 

1291

00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,200

Well, he's a hundred percent of light risk

 

1292

00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,200

Well, he already tried to

 

1293

00:55:56,200 --> 00:56:02,200

He got he found no they found him at the airport but like

 

1294

00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,200

Yes, he was paying to nothing

 

1295

00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,200

I think he was paying to

 

1296

00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,200

You know I think

 

1297

00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,200

Yeah, he was landing in Miami

 

1298

00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:14,200

Or LA as well. Yeah, he was landing in Miami to go to the United States but no

 

1299

00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,200

I wouldn't think

 

1300

00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,200

I wouldn't think

 

1301

00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:25,200

Like since they found him guilty on the lesser charges you know I'm saying that he would run from that you know I'm saying just right

 

1302

00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,200

You know

 

1303

00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:32,200

Like I said I think they're gonna give him time serve he's been enough for me if he's in there

 

1304

00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,200

Because he's been enough for eight months

 

1305

00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,200

So if he stays in there till September

 

1306

00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,200

And

 

1307

00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,200

It was like I

 

1308

00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:46,200

The I'm just what I think it is I mean his lawyers probably like look stay here a couple of months

 

1309

00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:54,200

They gonna try to keep time serve you know I'm saying it is fine if I try to go see you to find now in a big ass fine

 

1310

00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,200

Yeah

 

1311

00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:02,200

Because I mean I don't know how much money he has what he's worth you know I'm saying but I'm sure there's a lot of fees

 

1312

00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,200

Ten dollars or raping him more than he was waiting

 

1313

00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:13,200

He's not it's about him he's he's still making he'll be fine he's a bad boy for life

 

1314

00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:20,200

Yeah, they still play they still play did his song on the radio right yeah he's you know he just played it on a different channel

 

1315

00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:26,200

Well I mean the money that man man is W RAP

 

1316

00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,200

Yeah exactly

 

1317

00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,200

Yeah

 

1318

00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:44,200

We're only playing this on hetero radio yeah he heard the thing you hang it about which I mean he did he technically I mean he got accused of it but he didn't

 

1319

00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:49,200

So it's it was what prostitution is what they got him on right well I yeah but like supply

 

1320

00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:53,200

I have a good problem with things and shit yeah so he was so in other words

 

1321

00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:57,200

He's getting some street cred because he went to jail for pimping

 

1322

00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:58,200

Yeah

 

1323

00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,200

Restroom for a pimping yeah exactly yeah

 

1324

00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:06,200

Congratulations to the way to be a pen but I have speaking of pimps Fred

 

1325

00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:11,200

Pimp not the pimp sales oh

 

1326

00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:15,200

Pimp more importantly is chicken

 

1327

00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:21,200

All right now you know chicken pimples you know how how I felt about chicken last week

 

1328

00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:31,200

Had some arguments about you know chicken but Fred all that is forgiven now I got my new crown I'm living my best life

 

1329

00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:37,200

We need some more chicken wings but more importantly Fred there's been a shake up

 

1330

00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:42,200

A literal and figurative shake up fried chicken game

 

1331

00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:52,200

Fred you'll never believe it there's a new player in the top three fried chicken chain in the US

 

1332

00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:58,200

That's right Fred would you like to guess before I get into it Alan probably knows this already because Alan would know this

 

1333

00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:07,200

But let's say the top three okay so we know we know that I feel confident most likely

 

1334

00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:14,200

Right without reading anything that the number one chicken joint is only open six days a week

 

1335

00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,200

Which makes me think

 

1336

00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,200

Oh you talking

 

1337

00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:25,200

Chick play is the number one chicken in the US right now it's the number one chicken chain

 

1338

00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:31,200

But see I don't consider them a chicken place though because they don't sell chicken

 

1339

00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:38,200

They don't sell chicken yeah they don't sell buying and chicken

 

1340

00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,200

That's not how they're doing it

 

1341

00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,200

That's not how they don't care about it

 

1342

00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,200

I don't

 

1343

00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:49,200

Yeah I put I categorize chick filets chick filet

 

1344

00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,200

It's their they don't

 

1345

00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,200

Chick filet

 

1346

00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:57,200

Yeah they don't yeah chicken sandwich place you know I mean yeah it's where

 

1347

00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:09,200

Sockermom white soccer moms go to sure yeah well okay so number two then has to be I would say KFC

 

1348

01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:17,200

Well Fred until just recently KFC was number three on the list

 

1349

01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:23,200

And now they may or may not because again there was a shake up you see

 

1350

01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:29,200

The literal chicken basket shake up of chicken I think they got a bump then they got a bump

 

1351

01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:35,200

You think they went up or they went down I think they went up I think they got I think you're

 

1352

01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:41,200

wrong and they got bumped out of third place I would think so because everybody has a bad

 

1353

01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,200

Even Parker talked about his bad

 

1354

01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:47,200

Dude every time I go to KFC it fucking sucks

 

1355

01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:52,200

Yeah it's like a war zone in there and that it's just no one gives a shit about the guy

 

1356

01:00:52,200 --> 01:01:00,200

I know I know it's on my Pepsi yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we're the show zone by Pepsi

 

1357

01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:08,200

Yeah that doesn't mean that we're not doing our best God damn it

 

1358

01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:12,200

No we're owned by mepsi that's right we're owned by mepsi

 

1359

01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,200

We're owned by mepsi

 

1360

01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:22,200

We're owned by Cole Hopper Kid we're owned by Mountain Lightning

 

1361

01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:26,200

Mountain Lightning dude the ghetto is so to the dirt

 

1362

01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:32,200

So no Fred so okay so let me give you I'm gonna give you the top five chickens

 

1363

01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:38,200

And you tell me we got we know what number one is now we know what the order for is

 

1364

01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,200

Yeah I'm gonna give you the other three

 

1365

01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:46,200

And I just want you to write them blindly blind rank to chicken I guess I don't know why you're blind

 

1366

01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:50,200

Okay so Popeyes is one of them

 

1367

01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:54,200

Raising canes is one of them Zaxpies is the other one

 

1368

01:01:54,200 --> 01:02:00,200

What order no one do what no one what number one and number three or number four are three is

 

1369

01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:05,200

You mean the number one's okay yeah one at four

 

1370

01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:13,200

Yeah we know what one haven't tried actually my wife my wife and and the kids they went they were in Florida and they went to raising canes

 

1371

01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:17,200

We with the raising gains when we were in Vegas

 

1372

01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:23,200

No I didn't go maybe you were in California that was that

 

1373

01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:29,200

That was yeah I believe in California or sleeping we did go to raise and we waited in line for like a month

 

1374

01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:33,200

Yeah we went to raising and you know what I said afterwards Fred I was like that's fine

 

1375

01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:39,200

It tastes like it's like yeah everybody was like no it's amazing you know my it's fucking tastes like Zaxpies

 

1376

01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:43,200

No it wasn't in and out I'ma go Popeyes

 

1377

01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:47,200

Popeyes number two correct give me dang Alice

 

1378

01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:51,200

Yep thing raising canes jumped up to number three

 

1379

01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,200

To number three

 

1380

01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:57,200

And then I think in you can have see and there's actually right

 

1381

01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:05,200

So raising canes also does not sell bone and chicken mind you do they not Zaxpies don't even

 

1382

01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:10,200

No Zaxpies that's all chicken chicken chicken no no they sell chicken wings

 

1383

01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,200

Raised the canes does so what I know is next these

 

1384

01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,200

I don't know what I was there

 

1385

01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:21,200

Ojangles is regional yes see we're talking about the holes US that's the problem

 

1386

01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:26,200

Yeah yeah yeah yeah Ojangles would be if you gave me a top five list

 

1387

01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:31,200

Yeah Bojangles would be in top five right probably number three maybe number two

 

1388

01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,200

Yeah probably two actually

 

1389

01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:36,200

No I wouldn't really at Mike well Mike they said

 

1390

01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:40,200

Yeah well Popeyes would be my number one anyway

 

1391

01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:48,200

So Popeyes would be number one because Popeyes and even though even though Popeyes suffers from same of the same issues that KFC does

 

1392

01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:51,200

I'm like for some reason I'm okay with it

 

1393

01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:54,200

Like we got churches

 

1394

01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:58,200

It's well that's what I was gonna say churches is gonna be probably my number three

 

1395

01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:05,200

So I would think it would be Popeyes for me Bojangles and churches then KFC

 

1396

01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:10,200

Yeah well the difference between for me get the same issues that Popeyes does you do a KFC but

 

1397

01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:13,200

At Popeyes you can tell that they're trying to fix it

 

1398

01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,200

Right it's more of just like a fail you're right yeah

 

1399

01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,200

I can't we don't have enough you know we just it's just not working right

 

1400

01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:26,200

Every time I go to Popeyes they don't have something though and every time I go to KFC every time

 

1401

01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:32,200

I go to churches every time I go to churches I'm afraid I'm gonna get shot

 

1402

01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,200

Yeah

 

1403

01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:37,200

Longer than in the hood

 

1404

01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,200

You see a church is picking I mean speed up yeah

 

1405

01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:43,200

If you see a church is chicken you know you're in the hood

 

1406

01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:50,200

You better have a own line or the red leg you know the last time I went to KFC

 

1407

01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:56,200

I get an online order at KFC and when I get out here I waited 30 minutes I got it from work

 

1408

01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,200

And I wasn't ready just they were closed

 

1409

01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:04,200

They took my money and they were closed

 

1410

01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,200

That's enemy of the show

 

1411

01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,200

Yes

 

1412

01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,200

That was the last time I went to KFC

 

1413

01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:15,200

I was like never go back I want to like KFC still man because we were going up

 

1414

01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,200

KFC was great

 

1415

01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,200

Now we'll say it was the shit

 

1416

01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:24,200

But you know what wasn't the shit or was Hardie's the shit because Hardie's had good ass fried chicken too back in the day

 

1417

01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:31,200

Yeah but Hardie's was not hard in Hardie's was when they when they merged with Roy Rogers

 

1418

01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:35,200

They made decent chicken but KFC was like still the God

 

1419

01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:40,200

Yeah KFC was definitely the best way to know what KFC in our case it was KFC in churches

 

1420

01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,200

Right

 

1421

01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,200

Yeah church was yeah

 

1422

01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:50,200

Back in the day other than that short time at Hardie's soul fried chicken

 

1423

01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,200

That was the only place to get fried chicken

 

1424

01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,200

Right

 

1425

01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:58,200

But when I was in Puerto Rico and I was a kid we had churches

 

1426

01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:03,200

We had a KFC and we had churches and I remember daddy would be like all right we're gonna go to KFC and my mom be like

 

1427

01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,200

Now we're going to churches you know

 

1428

01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,200

Because of Jesus 599 for 12

 

1429

01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:19,200

When my dad went to China like you know my dad is not like he ain't nothing new

 

1430

01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:23,200

Yeah I mean he's not eating the food that they serve over in China

 

1431

01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:28,200

That's what he said that's all I ate all the time I was over there he was over there for like a month

 

1432

01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:32,200

He's like eight churches I mean KFC every day

 

1433

01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:34,200

He's a huge brother

 

1434

01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:36,200

Yeah

 

1435

01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:39,200

In China was like I told you see he black

 

1436

01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:40,200

Yeah

 

1437

01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,200

Yeah I told you

 

1438

01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,200

It's not true

 

1439

01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,200

It's not true

 

1440

01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,200

It turned out to be it's not true

 

1441

01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,200

They don't want to eat your food

 

1442

01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:55,200

It's not true we love our chicken

 

1443

01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,200

Yeah

 

1444

01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:01,200

Let me see how your pp is it true

 

1445

01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,200

He's like hell yeah

 

1446

01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:07,200

He's holding a bucket of cancer

 

1447

01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:12,200

We've been at slabbing motherfuckers with his dick and his slab on the way

 

1448

01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,200

He's fucking with the bucket

 

1449

01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:18,200

Slap it and just winds up

 

1450

01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,200

Hands off my chicken boys

 

1451

01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:22,200

Get off my chicken bar

 

1452

01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:27,200

He just spins and flies off into his head

 

1453

01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:31,200

That's how they carry the name of real you low

 

1454

01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:34,200

Well can you still use Japan in China

 

1455

01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,200

Yeah that's how really they can be acting

 

1456

01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:40,200

It's a quality I think that there's a quality issue with KFC in the States

 

1457

01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:44,200

And like and not only quality like that and not and again

 

1458

01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:52,200

Not just quality of food quality of like employees quality of like rice quality of food

 

1459

01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,200

The chicken legs are small

 

1460

01:07:54,200 --> 01:08:06,200

He said that he's not he said that they have the slogan for KFC over there is different

 

1461

01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:10,200

Over there their slogan is chicken the tiny the tiny chicken

 

1462

01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,200

In the French house

 

1463

01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,200

That's it that's how you know

 

1464

01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,200

Yeah

 

1465

01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:26,200

We've reached the we've reached the precipice

 

1466

01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,200

To get inside these tiny

 

1467

01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:32,200

No we're not

 

1468

01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:35,200

Well ladies and gentlemen thank you for doing again

 

1469

01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:40,200

Again it's just two expensive KFCs just two fucking expensive for shitty chicken

 

1470

01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,200

That's all there is to it

 

1471

01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:46,200

If I'm paying $30 for a bucket of chicken and it's shitty

 

1472

01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:49,200

Yeah the mess potatoes don't taste like it used to

 

1473

01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:53,200

No you know the mac and cheese is that boiling bag

 

1474

01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,200

Shit I can make that

 

1475

01:08:55,200 --> 01:09:01,200

That's you know you got a Popeyes and get that red beans and rice

 

1476

01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,200

Yeah see what I'm saying is real

 

1477

01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,200

Yeah go to churches and get that over

 

1478

01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,200

You know what I'm gonna go to churches tomorrow

 

1479

01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:11,200

Yes

 

1480

01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,200

It's right by my work I'm gonna hit it up

 

1481

01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,200

Or it's gonna be like

 

1482

01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,200

Yeah

 

1483

01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,200

I didn't

 

1484

01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:25,200

Get a bucket card right in front of it you know

 

1485

01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,200

Yep right on the wheels on the curve

 

1486

01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:29,200

The car

 

1487

01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:34,200

I'll leave it running boys and be like no I know how

 

1488

01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:36,200

All those people

 

1489

01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:40,200

No but see I also feel like in no offense to the people

 

1490

01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:42,200

The great customers of churches chicken

 

1491

01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:45,200

I also feel like black people don't put up with that shit either

 

1492

01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:48,200

I feel like somebody would be like no man you can't do that shit

 

1493

01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,200

No no exactly

 

1494

01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:54,200

And that's why churches is good chicken because they're not gonna be like no you ain't giving me some shit

 

1495

01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:56,200

I'm sure you're gonna give a shit

 

1496

01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,200

I love it

 

1497

01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,200

I tried Dodgers chicken the other day

 

1498

01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,200

Terrible now

 

1499

01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,200

Yes

 

1500

01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:02,200

Anyone got Dodgers?

 

1501

01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,200

Dodgers for a chicken used to be good

 

1502

01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,200

Used to be the shit

 

1503

01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:06,200

Yes

 

1504

01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,200

It used to be shit

 

1505

01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,200

Up to the pub

 

1506

01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:14,200

Now it's just frozen ass chicken just like anywhere else it's very sad

 

1507

01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:18,200

Speaking of sad we have to go and we won't be back next week

 

1508

01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,200

And that's again Alice

 

1509

01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:23,200

But we'll do our best to come up with something

 

1510

01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:27,200

And if we don't then me and Fred will just do to show ourselves

 

1511

01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:28,200

Yeah, right

 

1512

01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:30,200

No, I don't know we'll see what happens

 

1513

01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:31,200

Can we get a guest producer?

 

1514

01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,200

Can we know anybody?

 

1515

01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,200

We can get gentle

 

1516

01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,200

And thank you

 

1517

01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,200

We won't be here next week

 

1518

01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:37,200

Yeah

 

1519

01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:38,200

I'm sorry

 

1520

01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,200

I'm sorry

 

1521

01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:44,200

Just enjoy a week of listening to an old episode, why don't you?

 

1522

01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:49,200

And we'll see you soon with whatever the next episode is

 

1523

01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:51,200

A blackling, black-to-pot-gas

 

1524

01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:53,200

Good night ladies and gentlemen

 

1525

01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:54,200

Bye

 

1526

01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:55,200

Bye

 

1527

01:10:55,200 --> 01:11:00,200

We are laughing

 

1528

01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:02,200

And we are very good friends

 

1529

01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:05,200

Good vibes, sharing a special moment

 

1530

01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:21,200

[Music]

 

1531

01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:23,200

That's it man, game over man

 

1532

01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:25,200

It's game over

 

1533

01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,200

Just hang loose blood

 

1534

01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,200

She's gonna catch up on the rebarad man

 

1535

01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:51,200

[Music]

 

1536

01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,200

As you know, I'm a man of special needs

 

1537

01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,200

Surely you can be serious

 

1538

01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,200

I am serious

 

1539

01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,200

And don't call me Shirley

 

1540

01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:08,200

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