The Black Lincoln Collective is back with Episode 211 — and this time, it’s a full-on buffet of chaos. The “Fat Lincoln Collective Foodcast” delivers culinary confusion, wild hypotheticals, and enough verbal carbs to put your brain in a food coma. Parker, Fred, and Allan debate the dumbest food takes imaginable, roast everything from chain restaurants to human self-control, and somehow invent new ways to ruin dinner. If you came for logic, you’re lost; if you came for laughs, you’re home.
Episode 211 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast proves that three comedians, a few snacks, and zero planning can somehow turn into a masterclass in absurd entertainment. Titled “Fat Lincoln Collective Foodcast,” this one’s for anyone who’s ever argued over fast food hierarchies or eaten an entire pizza while swearing they were “just gonna have a slice.”
From the first few minutes, Parker sets the tone by declaring himself a food philosopher — a man unafraid to explore the spiritual meaning of barbecue sauce. Fred, meanwhile, doubles down on the theory that “anything fried is a salad if you believe hard enough,” while Allan bravely attempts to maintain structure as the conversation collapses under the weight of their own appetites.
They break down ridiculous food trends, debate the ethics of buffet strategy, and imagine what it would look like if “Fat Lincoln” himself hosted a cooking show (“Emancipate your taste buds!” becomes an instant classic). Somewhere between food confessions and culinary rants, the guys accidentally stumble onto something profound: food is the one thing that unites people — especially when it’s funny.
There are no recipes here, no restaurant tips, and absolutely no nutritional value — just the familiar chemistry of three men spiraling into collective nonsense. Each tangent somehow ties back to the theme of eating, indulgence, and the joy of being just a little too full of yourself (and everything else).
“Fat Lincoln Collective Foodcast” is what happens when comedy, comfort food, and chaos meet at an all-you-can-eat table. It’s sharp, ridiculous, and painfully relatable — the perfect comfort listen for anyone who’s ever taken a bite of something and immediately regretted every life choice that led them there.
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Facing your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late,
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Swap and mail the stars in the morning, and make it bust!
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With your most harder...
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...featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome, welcome one and all!
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To the 211th BLC Podcast.
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We are proudly broadcasting live from the police at East East Studios scattered all across the Upset of South Carolina.
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And you can get the new episode every single Monday,
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or anytime on YouTube, Insta, Facebook, Blue Sky, and all your favorite podcast platforms.
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And of course, on America's favorite podcast, Scott Kong!
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And now it's Fred.
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I am dressed here today.
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I'm here, I don't want to look at the screen,
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because I'm from a queer eye who has like the very dark beard of the blonde hair.
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It's awesome.
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Is this what it feels like?
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Oh, so good.
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Happy Halloween!
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Yeah.
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A lot of food in the summer.
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I think this is Sabrina Carpenter's hair.
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Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen.
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This is of course...
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I am visual, man.
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Yes, I'm producing the man with the Tina Turner Gold Locks.
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Tina Turner!
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I got the Tina Turner look.
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I love his hair.
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Oh, it's MTV!
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I love the TV!
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I love the TV!
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Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen!
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We're so glad you joined us.
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Fred, we're of course glad you joined us too.
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And we're so glad that you got in on the gag that we all play him on doing tonight.
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I told you to text me and remind me.
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Oh, you did.
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I did go get away in this lovely.
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I look great with blonde hair, I think.
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I went back in time.
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Alan just did it himself.
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Alan had a whole story.
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Alan's never done one fucking thing for this show.
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But as soon as he gets a new haircut,
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he goes back.
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He tells this whole fucking tale.
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He went and found that he found the old bottle of that miracle tonic.
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Yep.
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I love it.
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You can't grow beard though, but that's okay.
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Bog hat was playing when he woke up.
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So bad!
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I'm wearing this to work on Fridays.
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That's gonna be great.
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Welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen.
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We are so glad you're with us.
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And you know what, Fred, it's time for our traditional goddamn hairs everywhere.
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For our traditional--
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You know, goddamn hairs everywhere.
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Damn this hair.
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I'm gonna shave it off or--
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We do it every year, Fred.
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Every year we grow our hair along and we shave it off in the middle of the show.
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No, Fred, it's time.
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Time.
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For our traditional--
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Luckily, you can collect a tip of the cap.
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Tip of the cap?
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Yeah, this time we're tipping our--
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Well, you actually have a cap.
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I have a cap, so--
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Fred's not gonna actually tip it, but--
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I'll tip it.
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You don't have a wig cap?
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There you go.
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Let's see.
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Okay, hold on.
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Oh, that's--
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You have to wear--
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I just had to buy the wig.
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So anyway, we want to give a hearty, black-leagant, collective shout out.
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Or the whatever thing that we're probably not gonna win.
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But we believe that we could.
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We won it last year.
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We might win it again this year.
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And if we do, it'll be great.
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He had a wig the whole fucking time, Alan.
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Is this what I'm hearing now?
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God damn it.
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This preparation should have done been done before the show.
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Good enough.
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He can't hear anything, Fred.
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Alan, this is ridiculous.
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All right, so as I was saying, Fred's hair looks better than ever.
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Thank you guys all for voting.
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I don't know if voting is over yet, but vote again.
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Vote is all many times again.
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There's no such thing as voter fraud on the internet, ladies and gentlemen, that's what you need to know.
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Nope.
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So thank you again.
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I can't call you all out by name because--
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There wasn't that many names.
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But--
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All right, we don't want to-- we don't want to gnarc you out and have ice come for you.
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So any who, thank you guys all very much for voting.
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And more importantly, I want to give a big shout out to our number one fan, Fred.
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Hey.
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Now that our old number one fan asked, all right, P, and our other number one fans in jail.
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Which, jokingly, yes, I've joking, but yes, it's true.
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It's true.
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Our new number one fan is our old buddy, Farmer Rob.
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And then show, Farmer Rob.
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We love him.
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Rob, thank you for listening.
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Thank you for shouting us out on all the various things.
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And of course, for farming, because he's a farmer.
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That's how we farm.
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I want to know what he farms too.
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And I'll be honest with you, Farmer Rob, if you happen to farm-- sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen--
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If you happen to farm marijuana, we'll be doing a lot of broadcasts from your house every week until--
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From the long form.
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So our family's thinking about where we are.
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So seriously though, thank you very much for everybody who's listening.
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We've actually had a big influx of new listeners lately in part thanks to Farmer Rob.
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And we really appreciate it.
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We love it.
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And just keep listening or don't.
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I don't fucking care.
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There it is.
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Farmer Rob, I hope it's corn.
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I love a corn farmer.
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I always visit the--
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The website, corn hub.
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I love corn.
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I did a big black corn, a little--
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A little yellow corn.
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The average white corn.
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The little skinny white corn.
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And I love the corn hub.
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But that's my favorite place when I get bored.
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A lot of people like to scroll metal and Facebook and stuff.
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No stuff.
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Oh, no stuff.
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I grow the corn hub.
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You need to be corn hub.
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You need to be--
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Go to corn hub.
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You got to use a VPN or tell them you're 18.
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Farmer Rob.
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Farmer Rob.
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There you go.
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Anyway, he's going to be like, you know, I used to listen to the show all the time.
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Then they gave me one shout out.
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All the roadblooms.
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And the alarm bells rang.
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They put my--
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They put my insolid beans for me.
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Fuck everybody.
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Fuck the black--
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He did say, fuck you, uh,
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Elf on the shelf, which I agree with.
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And I said, fuck yourself, Alan.
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And I agree with that.
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There you go.
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From Farmer Rob to you, Alan.
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You said you also know the Elf on the shelf very intimately.
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You go and say you some corn that go do things.
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I also love it.
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I love it.
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You want to see me corn?
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I agree.
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Copy you're the better.
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With this hair, I'm ready to--
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You have a hood and an Indian corn.
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And Rob, go fuck yourself too.
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There you go.
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Thank you very much.
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Well, Fred, it's been one heck of a week.
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How long will he be?
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I don't know if that is good or not.
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Congratulations.
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He said it was good, so it is good.
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Good job, Fred.
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I hope you--
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I hope you poop.
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Someday.
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I will be a poop.
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Well, Fred, let me tell you this.
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So,
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This is not working out for this podcast.
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So, Fred, obviously,
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it's past Halloween now,
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and basketballs and season,
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all at the same time,
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and baseball is still going on because it never ends.
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I was told, Fred,
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that you might have some insight as to what's going on in the world of sports.
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Sports.
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I always nailed it.
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I have no rhythm, and I always nailed it.
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So, Fred, tell me a little bit about what's going on in the wacky wild world of sports.
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they're mad. The NBA is kind of facing some crisis of its own.
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Oh, I can't do it.
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Well, they're going to be my kids.
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They're going to be my kids.
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They've got
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current sitting head coach and a couple former players as well as a couple
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players that are still in the league have been arrested on federal
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indictments related to gambling on games and read poker games that have
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morphed a tie.
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This is like some shit straight out to 80s, man.
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Like,
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let's repeat, roll shit.
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Yeah, well,
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I don't think he knows.
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He's in that much trouble.
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No, because Pete Rose didn't bet on himself.
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He bet on everybody else.
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Yeah, well, that's the thing.
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They're saying that players,
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former head coach,
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who passed and present, mostly passed, have were shaving points and had a whole
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gambling sting going on.
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So what's going on with that, Fred?
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That's great.
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I mean,
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they're saying that there is more than 30 co-defendants accused in this case along with the prominent NBA
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figures.
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Like you said, uh, Choncy Billups, uh Terry Rosar, is his name, Rosar, whatever.
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Rosar, uh,
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Rosar, uh,
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Rosar, uh,
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Rosar, uh,
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Rosario Dawson,
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her attorney, uh, said that you heard.
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You know what, we're not a gamble.
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Hey, we ain't trying to catch heat from Rosario Dawson.
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She can't get her ass, but she wants to come on the show and talk about it.
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I'm in.
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Yeah, she could come on anything she wants.
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Uh,
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I see the 30 also said.
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And his alleged role in the rigged poker games that, uh, he did not gamble on basketball games.
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That's what Choncy Billups attorney has said.
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Uh, there's a timeline,
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part of the federal investigation.
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Since it's going back from the April 9th, 2019, so, uh, they leds that the rigged poker
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games, they got like the guy that, uh, they have apparently, they have, yeah, but that was
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the idea is Choncy Billups was the guy who reeled him in and got him to play in these underground
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poker games in the suspects, which one of which was Antonio Gates, former NFL tight end,
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uh, allegedly use high tech cheating gadgets, almost the millions of dollars from games back
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by four of the five families that have long ruled organized crime in the New York area.
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Now listen guys, before we go any further, we love.
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We're huge fans of organized crime.
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Yep.
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Definitely.
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We're definitely not.
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I am the fan of our appearance.
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We're definitely not trying to alter our appearances so we can talk about this safely.
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No, I can assure you are no.
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I was a foot soldier for the, uh, uh, uh, a whole, uh, never, I know, one after one, I'll play to my own.
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I'm gonna be because.
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No, again, we're huge fans.
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We're huge fans of Italian food.
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We're huge fans of the Godfather.
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Yes.
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We're huge fans of oranges.
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I love the movie.
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Yes.
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Yeah, I'm saying.
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I love it.
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In general of organized, and also hear from racks to return.
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Terrible suit.
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I thought that was a Japanese.
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No, it's a Italian.
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Oh, well, that's not.
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That's not.
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That's not.
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That's not.
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It sounds.
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It's not.
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It's not.
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It sounds.
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It sounds.
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It's not.
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It's not.
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It is Japanese.
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Yeah.
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No, Terrible.
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Terrible suit is not.
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It is Japanese.
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It sounds Japanese.
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No, it's not.
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And then it's anymore.
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Well, it sounds like it should be.
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You're right.
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It is.
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It is.
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I'm down from Terrible suit.
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Now Japanese.
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You know, I'm thinking of it.
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It's gonna happen.
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I'm over in China right now.
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I've been in China.
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And it's time to make your appearance.
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You're in the right again.
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Terrible suit.
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We're gonna get rid of the coffee.
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We're gonna get rid of the coffee.
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We're gonna get rid of the coffee.
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We're gonna get rid of the coffee.
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We're gonna get rid of the coffee.
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We're gonna get rid of the coffee.
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We're gonna get rid of the coffee.
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We're gonna get rid of the coffee.
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We're gonna get rid of the coffee.
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Get rid of the lady fingers.
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And replace it with pure crack rocks.
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That's right.
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Well, he's representing my company Nike.
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I know.
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I feel Nike.
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I'm feel Nike.
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I'm feel Nike.
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Are you do you look like Bill?
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I have no idea what Bill Nike.
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Yeah, I feel Nike.
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And very, very Nike for get some shoes done.
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That's what you look just like Bill Nike.
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All right.
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Well, so Fred, tell me more about what's going on here.
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This is the whole point of this.
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No, I don't say that.
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I can't believe we're in Nike.
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It's like...
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Exactly.
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February 9, 2023, the morning of the game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Milwaukee
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books.
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Jones is accused of providing non-public injury information about an unnamed player.
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That's the description of the blood run James.
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All right.
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According to the investigation, synatext message of learning, a co-conspirator in the case
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that James would not be playing it, even though James had not been ruled out of the official
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injury report.
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So it's just a bunch of inside information.
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Yeah, just like that.
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And get a big little Milwaukee tonight before the information is out, according to the indictment.
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And Terry Rozier was faking injuries and checking himself out of games to further help people.
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And you know,
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OK, so I'm going to get beyond to you guys beyond the gambling, beyond all this shit that's
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going on.
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I am a Charlotte Hornets fan.
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Right.
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I might be the only Charlotte Hornets fan.
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And I'm certainly the only one that I've ever been in real life other than at the game.
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So it hurts me to know that my team was made a little bit worse thanks to Terry Rozier
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and this cheating bullshit.
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We were bad enough already.
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He didn't have to cheat to make us worse.
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We were a trash pile.
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Well, it's not even about, it's not about winning the games.
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It's it is to be, it's real to me, Jamit.
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It's about the lines and the gambling and the, you know, it's all about shaving points and
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stuff and shaving points.
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Yeah, man, because like that stuff.
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Now I tried that prize, fixing like one time and like I just got ready.
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Oh, I'm so hard.
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I ain't doing this anymore.
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I threw it so hard.
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Yeah, I mean, so and I don't know if this is illegal.
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It probably is I threw like it was, was it underdog or something like that underdog sports?
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Is legal here in South Carolina where we live, um, in the place where you see studios.
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And so I threw like 20 bucks out of it because it was like spend or the 25, it was like spend
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25 get 25 and credit, right?
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And I was like, I'm about to strike it rich.
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I'm gonna get out of this PoDunk studio.
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I'm gonna be living the high life in a much, in a slightly
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nicer studio.
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A real harm from my hair.
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That's right.
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I'm gonna be able to afford these locks that I've been working so hard on all these years.
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Oh, they're so luxurious.
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Tune in.
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I'll make sure that this is a picture of us doing this.
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Um, for the show.
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I look like I told you I'm some bringing a carpenter.
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Um, it's like gold dust.
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I'm doing it.
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You like gold dust.
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I'm doing it.
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So slim and jubilant.
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So slim and jubilant.
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So.
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I don't know what I say.
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No, because of the lots.
418
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Yeah.
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So I spent the money.
420
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I spent the money on the thing and I'm gonna ride this fucking pony to the top.
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Right.
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And immediately like I have a friend, a very close friend.
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May or may not live in the house that I live in.
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And may or may not be over age.
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I don't know.
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Who was like Fred, he was like, he's like Mr. Parker.
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I know ball, right?
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And I'm like, Oh, oh, do you friend?
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And he's like, Oh, I know ball.
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You don't know ball is you're an uncle, which is.
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Yeah.
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I am old apparently.
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And so I said, Oh, oh, do you know, ball?
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While you place a few timely wagers then, right, gentleman who's above age and this is
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not illegal.
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And he was like, Oh, I don't mind if I do.
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And immediately lost like 30 of the 40, or the $50 that I had made within seconds.
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And then you have this tip off, you're dead.
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You lost.
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Yeah.
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And I was like, well, shit.
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And he's like, well, I was really close on some of them and I'm like, that's the whole
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fucking scheme.
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Yeah.
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That's the whole point is you're supposed to get so close that you're like, I gotta do
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this again.
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Or she was a hand grenade that thought I was close count.
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Right.
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Exactly.
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So we didn't win.
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Needless to say.
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And then I ended up like getting it, like trying to continue to do it because I was like,
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well, I still have 20 bucks on here, right?
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Right.
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And I was like, I'll throw in.
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I know, I know things.
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I really lost that money too.
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Yeah.
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No, I know ball.
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Apparently.
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I think I know a little bit about ball.
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I don't know which side of the ball I was on.
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I don't need them.
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I don't know.
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So I lost all that.
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And then he didn't my, my above age friend was like, you should throw some more money at
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it.
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And I was like, you know what?
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Yeah.
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I don't pay bills.
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Go fuck yourself.
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Yeah.
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And I'm like, no, that's the Fred, that's the Fred strategy of like, oh, yeah, I didn't win,
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I didn't win this round.
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That doesn't mean I couldn't win next round.
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I'll just throw in twice as much.
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That way I even out.
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The double down strategy, right, which makes it works great for KFC sandwiches, but it
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doesn't work great.
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And it also doesn't work very well for KFC sandwiches.
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No, no, no.
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Do you remember the double down?
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No, I don't.
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Oh, okay.
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That was the one that was two fried chicken fillets, chicken breast fillets that were,
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that were used as buns filled with bacon and cheese and something else.
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Yeah.
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And that was their whole, the whole sandwich was just fried chicken.
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Yeah.
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It was a whole, it was a whole, it wasn't meat for each artery.
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Right.
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And I did, like, yeah, that's for keto.
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No, no, because they were fried.
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It was fried as fuck.
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Like it wasn't keto friendly at all.
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And so I was like, oh, man, that was the time of my life.
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I was like, I would love to try that sandwich because I do stupid shit.
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But then even my brain was like, no, dude, don't do this.
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You're just, you're just begging for a heart attack.
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Yeah.
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Like you're already teeter and don't push yourself over me.
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I was like, you know what?
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You might be honest with the brain.
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What are you sad about in your life?
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Why would you want to eat that?
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Right.
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He said, do you hate me?
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But heart was like, do you hate me, bro?
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I beat her every day.
510
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I beat you every day.
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What happened to you?
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I didn't know what she did.
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It wasn't me.
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It was her.
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It's her.
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It's her.
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It's your gallbladder.
518
00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:49,660
Blame your gallbladder.
519
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,660
Okay.
520
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,660
That's what you did to your asshole.
521
00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:53,660
Right.
522
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:54,660
Blame him.
523
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:55,660
That guy hates you.
524
00:21:55,660 --> 00:22:00,660
We all are the rest of us love you.
525
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:05,900
But yeah, no, I could never bring myself to, I can't bring myself generally speaking.
526
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,900
And this is not a food podcast yet.
527
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:08,900
That's it.
528
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:14,860
We will be soon because it is November, which is official BLC food podcast time, which is
529
00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:15,860
my favorite.
530
00:22:15,860 --> 00:22:22,020
But I can't bring myself to experience certain, we're going to call it for lack of a better
531
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:24,020
term, culinary abortions.
532
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:29,220
A double down is most assuredly one of them.
533
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:32,620
I never tried to double down.
534
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,980
Like meat mountain, like the Arby's meat mountain.
535
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:35,980
I can't.
536
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:36,980
Yeah.
537
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,060
There's no way I can eat that shit.
538
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:42,060
Yeah, no, because that's just asking for stupid.
539
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,060
Yeah.
540
00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:44,060
No, the meat man.
541
00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:46,060
I looked at it.
542
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,060
I looked at it in my heart.
543
00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:48,060
It's like motherfucker.
544
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:51,060
Yeah, I dare you.
545
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:52,060
Come on.
546
00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:53,060
I dare you.
547
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,060
Yeah, but the meat mountain.
548
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:55,060
Well, I dare you.
549
00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:56,060
I want you to spill it.
550
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:57,060
I need a damn.
551
00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:58,060
Yeah.
552
00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:59,060
Yeah.
553
00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:00,060
Yeah, it's like.
554
00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:01,060
Well, bitch.
555
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,060
Yeah, you're out of the game.
556
00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,060
You're out of the game.
557
00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:04,060
Yeah.
558
00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:07,060
Are you really want to meet your brother?
559
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:08,060
Don't you?
560
00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:09,060
Yeah.
561
00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:16,060
Yeah, I want to have a, he wants to have a, he wants to have a, he wants to have a gathering
562
00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:18,060
with our number one fan.
563
00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:19,060
Yeah.
564
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,060
Oh, fuck man.
565
00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:22,060
It can't wait to do a remote.
566
00:23:22,060 --> 00:23:28,060
The problem is, Alan's brother definitely went to having, he was a good dude, Alan.
567
00:23:28,060 --> 00:23:29,060
He was allegedly.
568
00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:32,060
Alan's made too many deals with the devil.
569
00:23:32,060 --> 00:23:33,060
Yeah.
570
00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:36,060
We probably would spurned our recent.
571
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:39,060
Yeah.
572
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,060
Thanks for that.
573
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:41,060
Thanks for that.
574
00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:42,060
But yeah, no.
575
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:44,060
So, so Fred, what do you think is going to come out of this?
576
00:23:44,060 --> 00:23:46,060
I mean, do you see like these are pretty serious allegations?
577
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,060
I know.
578
00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:49,060
Like, you don't think so?
579
00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,060
Nothing never happens.
580
00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:51,060
I don't know, man.
581
00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:52,060
What happens?
582
00:23:52,060 --> 00:23:53,060
I don't know.
583
00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:54,060
I don't know.
584
00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:55,060
I don't know.
585
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:59,060
I've heard the native parts of the bill.
586
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,060
I think you've got it.
587
00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:01,060
Yeah.
588
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,060
I don't think you were.
589
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:04,060
No, the NBA, the NBA ain't going to do nothing because the NBA ain't going to come.
590
00:24:04,060 --> 00:24:05,060
Yeah.
591
00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:07,380
But they can prove that he was doing, that he was point shaving.
592
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:12,140
They made just, what they'll probably do is just say, hey, you're no longer allowed to
593
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:13,140
be in the NBA.
594
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:14,140
Right?
595
00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:15,140
Right.
596
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:16,140
Yeah.
597
00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:17,660
I mean, they're not, they don't want the NBA guys.
598
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:19,580
They're looking for the crime families.
599
00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:20,580
That's what they want to get.
600
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:21,580
Right.
601
00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:23,620
So they're going to use those guys for that.
602
00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:24,620
Yeah.
603
00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:25,900
That's too public now.
604
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:26,900
Like, right.
605
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:33,420
Now, if these both like it start winding up and fucking barrels and shit, you know what
606
00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:38,740
they're like in the bottom of the East River with bricks on their feet.
607
00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:39,740
Yeah.
608
00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:42,340
Like a couple of years ago, they've been a couple of years ago.
609
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:46,940
When somebody got busted for gambling in their house, I can't remember who it was.
610
00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:48,420
It was a basketball player.
611
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:49,420
Well, I don't know.
612
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,420
I don't know about that.
613
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:51,420
You don't know about that.
614
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:53,460
And it was like, that's stupid.
615
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,100
He's gambling in his house and now it all makes sense.
616
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,100
Well, part of this same ring.
617
00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:59,620
I don't think I'm ready.
618
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:01,620
Everybody else out.
619
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:06,180
I get it like, but like, why can't you gamble in your own house?
620
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:07,180
I don't know.
621
00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:08,180
Right.
622
00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:11,460
You know, I mean, I'm just happy with it.
623
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,780
Because he was saying was he had no part of it.
624
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:16,620
He was just running his house out and they were gambling in his house.
625
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:17,620
Oh, yeah.
626
00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:18,620
This was the thing.
627
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,620
But I can't remember.
628
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,620
It was a while back.
629
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,620
Yeah.
630
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:25,340
Well, I mean, we said the same thing.
631
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:26,620
We were doing the show when it happened.
632
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:27,620
It was.
633
00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:28,620
Were we?
634
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:29,620
Yeah.
635
00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:32,620
I just can't remember when it was on the side.
636
00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:35,620
Let's see how there's like, yeah, I remember that shit.
637
00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,620
But I don't know.
638
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:39,620
I don't know about that one.
639
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:42,020
I'm looking right now to find out.
640
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:45,620
But the problem is everything is just the story that just now was.
641
00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,620
Now it's really hard to see.
642
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:48,620
Right.
643
00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:53,620
I put it, but years ago, we'll see if people can tell me about that one.
644
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:54,620
Yeah.
645
00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:58,620
You'll put a ring that's got in trouble recently.
646
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,620
Or the same thing.
647
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,620
So maybe it was.
648
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,620
Yeah, I think it was him.
649
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,620
Well, that was, no, that was just like a week ago, dude.
650
00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:09,620
No, it was, it was before that.
651
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:10,620
Come on, man.
652
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:12,620
The guy's got way too much money, man.
653
00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:13,620
They.
654
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:16,620
I mean, they're going to.
655
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:17,620
You get bored.
656
00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:18,620
Yeah.
657
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,620
So.
658
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,620
Yeah.
659
00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:22,620
So.
660
00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:27,620
That was like last year, John Taylor and B a player.
661
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:32,620
When he admitted Wednesday, this was in 2024 that he did the same thing.
662
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:38,620
He took himself out of games for gambling, say, completed to conspiracy crime to commit conspiracy.
663
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:39,620
I don't know.
664
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:41,620
He said, it doesn't matter.
665
00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:43,620
That's the problem, man.
666
00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:44,620
Yeah, you get bored.
667
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:45,620
Just like Michael Jordan.
668
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:48,620
That was the whole thing about, oh, Michael Jordan is gambling.
669
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:50,620
He was the best player in the NBA.
670
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:53,620
And someone said the best player ever in the world.
671
00:26:53,620 --> 00:27:01,640
>> He wasn`t going to throw a game because he wasn`t too much, he wouldn`t do that, man.
672
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,640
He probably wouldn`t do that, but --
673
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:04,620
>> Yeah, it`s one of the things you said.
674
00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:08,800
You give bored, man, when you have everything, you gotta up the stakes.
675
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,960
>> Yeah, you gotta do that.
676
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:16,380
>> That's why I`m just for the show, I`m going to shave my fucking head during the break,
677
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,600
just to up the stakes.
678
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,600
>> Yeah, fucking.
679
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,620
>> You know what I say?
680
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:22,740
>> I'm shaving my head during the break, dude.
681
00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:27,800
All these lovely blonde locks are going to be gone in minutes, two and a half minutes till
682
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,800
all the time, man.
683
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,300
>> There`s no joke.
684
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,300
>> They`ll see it.
685
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,700
>> I`m going to make it the thumbnail of the show.
686
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:38,700
>> I`m going to take a follow-up on YouTube.
687
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,700
Give us money, I guess.
688
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:41,700
>> We go.
689
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:42,700
>> We got it.
690
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:43,700
>> Oh, no.
691
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:47,420
>> The entire Sparrow was going to leave now.
692
00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:48,420
>> We had a whole thing.
693
00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:50,460
Hey, guess what, Fred?
694
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:53,340
We hear the BLC were all about the three F`s.
695
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:58,460
We`re always fat and sometimes funny.
696
00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:01,700
That was us.
697
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,180
>> Free fat, funny.
698
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,180
There you go.
699
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:05,180
>> Yeah.
700
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:06,180
>> Yeah.
701
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:08,740
>> Well, no, we`ve had that and there was another one.
702
00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:10,420
>> Sometimes there was four F`s.
703
00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:11,940
>> Right, sometimes funny.
704
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:12,940
Always fat, always free.
705
00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:13,940
>> Sometimes.
706
00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:20,420
>> We also had the one that was the four F`s.
707
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:24,500
>> Free fat, free and f**k you.
708
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:29,260
>> That wouldn`t go over as well in my experience.
709
00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:30,260
>> Yeah.
710
00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:32,740
>> I thought it was a great thing.
711
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:38,420
So, ladies and gentlemen, that ends our segment.
712
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:44,580
If you want to call it a segment, God sports.
713
00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:45,580
We got the music.
714
00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:47,060
Here comes the best part.
715
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,060
>> Here you go.
716
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,060
Come on.
717
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,060
You got to get it.
718
00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:51,060
>> Four F`s.
719
00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:52,060
>> Nailed it.
720
00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:53,060
Nailed it.
721
00:28:53,060 --> 00:28:56,060
You got s**t so much of this.
722
00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:57,060
That reminds me.
723
00:28:57,060 --> 00:29:03,300
Speaking of s**tting, guys, that reminds me that this week`s episode is brought to our friend
724
00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:11,700
this week`s episode is brought to you by our friends at the city of Anankock, Virginia.
725
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:12,700
>> Anankock.
726
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:13,700
>> Yes.
727
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,700
Anankock, Virginia.
728
00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:18,340
It`s the cockiest place on the West East Coast.
729
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,340
I don`t f**king know.
730
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,340
It never gave me the cock.
731
00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:21,340
>> We were a...
732
00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:23,340
>> We were a re-serio of that.
733
00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:25,340
>> They said jump on an Anankock.
734
00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:28,980
>> He said hop on the Anankock Rail.
735
00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,140
And we`re going to take you to play.
736
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:32,940
>> We`ve got five guys on a cock.
737
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:33,940
>> There you go.
738
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:34,940
Friends, Ben.
739
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,180
Friendsmen, two of those guys at different times.
740
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:39,180
>> Delicious.
741
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:40,180
>> Delicious.
742
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:47,180
>> All right, ladies and gentlemen, we`re going to take a quick break.
743
00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:52,860
Shave our heads and we`ll be right back with more of the Blackling collective podcast.
744
00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:57,660
>> The Blackling collective podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
745
00:29:57,660 --> 00:30:07,660
[Music]
746
00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:34,660
[Music]
747
00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:41,420
Welcome back to the 2011 episode of the Blackling collective podcast, formerly, former
748
00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:42,420
Ups favorite podcast.
749
00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:49,900
Well, ladies and gentlemen, as we said before and now, and it`s November guys and gals
750
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:52,380
and people of all different things.
751
00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:53,380
>> I don`t know.
752
00:30:53,380 --> 00:30:54,380
>> It`s November.
753
00:30:54,380 --> 00:31:02,380
>> That`s supposed to be a turkey.
754
00:31:02,380 --> 00:31:06,380
[Music]
755
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,380
>> Time.
756
00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:08,380
There you go.
757
00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:09,380
That`s a good turkey.
758
00:31:09,380 --> 00:31:12,380
Now, that`s a man who`s eating a lot of turkey.
759
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:13,380
>> We`ll go.
760
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:14,380
>> We`ll go.
761
00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:15,380
>> We`ll go.
762
00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:16,380
>> We`ll go.
763
00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:19,700
>> Like we said, you guys, it`s contractually obligated that we celebrate Black History
764
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:20,700
Month every year.
765
00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:22,620
Black History Month every year.
766
00:31:22,620 --> 00:31:26,580
And we officially, only for the month and November, which I really hope has five weeks
767
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:29,060
this year, which probably doesn`t.
768
00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:33,860
We get to be the Blackling collective food podcast for half a year.
769
00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:34,860
>> We have more than half a year.
770
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:39,580
>> This is the only reason that they signed me to the contract that I took with zero money
771
00:31:39,580 --> 00:31:41,580
and zero endorsement.
772
00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:44,460
Otherwise, I was like, you got to give me at least a dollar and they`re like, no, what
773
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:46,100
is the let you do whatever you want for one month?
774
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,100
But I was like, I`ll make it.
775
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,100
>> All right.
776
00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:51,340
>> There`s five weeks this month.
777
00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:52,340
>> Oh, I knew it.
778
00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:53,740
We have five shows coming out this month.
779
00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:54,740
>> Why?
780
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:55,740
>> Yeah, dude.
781
00:31:55,740 --> 00:32:01,060
>> Let`s see, we got one, two, three, four, now we only have four coming out this month.
782
00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:02,060
>> Boxing closed.
783
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:03,060
>> We`re so close.
784
00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:04,620
>> We`re so close.
785
00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:07,540
The last show comes out on December 1st of the month.
786
00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:08,540
>> Okay.
787
00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:09,540
>> We`re one now.
788
00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:13,060
Maybe we`ll release that one over early so I can get one more in this year.
789
00:32:13,060 --> 00:32:14,060
>> Okay.
790
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,060
>> Finally get my money`s worth.
791
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:16,060
>> Okay.
792
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:20,340
>> Well Fred, since we are the goblin is fucking podcast.
793
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:24,020
>> [LAUGH]
794
00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:30,300
>> Yeah, I can`t do the boys and do the thing.
795
00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:32,860
Well Fred, it`s food time, baby.
796
00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:34,020
Time to eat.
797
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:36,340
>> Yeah, man.
798
00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:42,780
>> You know, I like to eat Fred and that is with lawsuits involved.
799
00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:52,820
So Fred, let me run you through the top five food related lawsuits of the last however
800
00:32:52,820 --> 00:32:56,020
many years of the last amount of time.
801
00:32:56,020 --> 00:33:00,340
We`re going to slide the blackling collective time machine all the way back to an Allen
802
00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:06,140
head, beautiful, beautiful heart, just like this in 1992.
803
00:33:06,140 --> 00:33:07,140
>> Yeah, Fred.
804
00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:11,100
>> I don`t know, do you remember the year 1992?
805
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,100
>> I do.
806
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:13,100
>> Right there was a--
807
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,100
>> There was a--
808
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:18,380
>> Very, and I feel like of all these lawsuits because I`ve done my research.
809
00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:20,540
I`m consulted lawyers and done all the shit.
810
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,540
>> McDonald`s, like, coffee dogs.
811
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:22,540
>> This is going to be the one that yeah, I`ve done my research.
812
00:33:22,540 --> 00:33:25,780
>> Yeah, this is going to be the one that everybody immediately identifies.
813
00:33:25,780 --> 00:33:27,220
>> This is the one that started it all.
814
00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:28,220
>> Yep, this is it.
815
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:33,740
The most famous lawsuit ever against a major fast food chain occurred in 1992 when 79
816
00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:38,620
year old Sheila Leighback, who spilled her coffee and suffered third degree burns in her
817
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:46,580
crotchle area as a result accused McDonald`s of serving coffee at scorching hot temperatures.
818
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:51,180
People called Leighback a liar with many believing she wanted an easy payday.
819
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:53,540
However, there is more to the story.
820
00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:56,500
For one, she suffered a little bit of crunch.
821
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,740
>> Oh, dude, there`s a close-up of it.
822
00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:01,740
>> Yeah, that`s an original firecrouch.
823
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,740
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
824
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:03,740
>> No, that isn`t.
825
00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:09,820
For one, she did suffer second third degree burns over 16% of her body, causing her to
826
00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:10,820
go into shock.
827
00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:17,580
She`s going to weaken the hospital and underwent several skin grafts, accruing a medical
828
00:34:17,580 --> 00:34:23,300
bill of guess how much? 1992, a week in the hospital, several skin grafts, let`s say
829
00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:24,300
five skin grafts.
830
00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:27,820
Give me an idea of what they can do.
831
00:34:27,820 --> 00:34:28,820
>> I want to say.
832
00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:29,820
>> In 1992 money.
833
00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,820
>> Right, 40,000.
834
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:32,820
>> Alan?
835
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:33,820
>> 40,000.
836
00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:34,820
>> I guess?
837
00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:35,820
>> 99,000.
838
00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:42,860
>> You guys are both horrifically wrong.
839
00:34:42,860 --> 00:34:48,180
Her medical bill in total was almost $20,000.
840
00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:49,180
>> $20,000, though.
841
00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:50,180
>> That`s a disadvantage.
842
00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:54,860
>> You can`t even get into, yeah, you can`t even get into the hospital for that much
843
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:55,860
now.
844
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:56,860
>> Yeah, I got a response.
845
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,860
>> Virgin Care and I`ll speed it down.
846
00:34:58,860 --> 00:34:59,860
>> $20,000.
847
00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:00,860
>> $20,000.
848
00:35:00,860 --> 00:35:01,860
>> $20,000.
849
00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:03,700
>> You know that penny wrote with?
850
00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:06,500
Yeah, that was a rental, $20,000.
851
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,500
>> Yeah.
852
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:11,000
>> In response, Leighback wrote a letter to McDonald`s asking to be reimbursed for her
853
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,320
medical bills and for the company to check the temperature of its coffee.
854
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,980
She didn`t request a major payday or make a big hoopla on to the press.
855
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:26,240
It was only, when McDonald`s offered her only $800 in recombinants, that Leighback decided
856
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:32,240
to contact the lawyer and even then she tried to settle out a court which failed and that
857
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,440
finally pushed her to sue McDonald`s publicly.
858
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:41,240
At the time, the temperature of McDonald`s coffee ranged anywhere from $195 to $205 degrees
859
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,240
Fahrenheit.
860
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,000
>> Yes, that`s very hot.
861
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
>> That`s so hot.
862
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,680
>> It was sold at, between $180 and $190 degrees Fahrenheit.
863
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,680
>> Damn.
864
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,480
>> That`s oddly enough.
865
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:58,080
>> They didn`t even give you those little sleeves from the government.
866
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,080
>> No, no, no, no, no.
867
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,080
>> I remember.
868
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,080
>> I remember.
869
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,080
>> And they never put the lid on.
870
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,080
>> The inside of the phone.
871
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,080
>> Yeah.
872
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,800
>> And they never put the lid on right ever.
873
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,800
>> No.
874
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,400
>> Because it was too hot to do that.
875
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,400
>> Yeah.
876
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,920
>> So oddly enough, those temperatures are typical ranges for coffee.
877
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:20,480
However, her lawyer argued that those temperatures are as hot as, quote, a car`s radiator after
878
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,400
you drive from your home to your office.
879
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,640
And she was subsequently awarded anybody want to guess how much?
880
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,640
>> $2.2 million.
881
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,240
>> Yeah, $2.3 million.
882
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,240
>> $2.7 million.
883
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,240
>> $2.7 million.
884
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,240
>> $2.7 million.
885
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,240
>> Put the difference.
886
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,140
>> There you go.
887
00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:36,100
>> So that's our first one.
888
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:39,120
Our second one is, and I do not remember this one at all.
889
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,720
But in the year, let's fast forward the black Lincoln Collective Time Machine.
890
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,460
Doesn`t go forward a thousand?
891
00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:45,460
>> Bob a gobble.
892
00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:46,460
>> Bob a gobble.
893
00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:51,080
>> The black Lincoln Collective Perky Power Time Machine.
894
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,080
>> That`s it.
895
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,080
>> Bob a gobble.
896
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,080
>> Bob a gobble.
897
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,080
>> Bob a gobble.
898
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,080
>> Bob a gobble.
899
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,080
>> Bob a gobble.
900
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,080
>> Bob a gobble.
901
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,080
>> That`s the black Lincoln Collective Time Machine.
902
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,080
>> That`s the black Lincoln Collective Time Machine.
903
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,080
>> That`s it.
904
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,080
>> Bob a gobble.
905
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,080
>> Bob a gobble.
906
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,080
>> Bob a gobble.
907
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,080
>> That`s what it says.
908
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,080
>> That`s what it says.
909
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,080
>> Here`s a story.
910
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:14,800
In 2005, a woman named Anna Ayala accused Wendy`s, our beloved Wendy`s, Dave Thomas`s
911
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,800
own, of putting a severed finger into her chili.
912
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,800
>> Oh damn.
913
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,800
>> Yeah.
914
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,160
>> Yeah, it escalated very quickly.
915
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,600
So after news of her lawsuit against Wendy`s hit the press, it spread like wildfire among
916
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:32,480
the company`s fan base leading to the loss of over $21 million in revenue.
917
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:33,480
>> Here`s the kicker.
918
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,480
>> Here`s the beef.
919
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,480
>> Where`s the beef?
920
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,480
>> Where`s the beef?
921
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,480
>> Yeah.
922
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,480
>> It was in her fingers.
923
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,480
>> It was in her fingers.
924
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:44,040
>> And investigation into Ayala`s claim proved that she planted the finger herself.
925
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,840
>> Oh no.
926
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:52,040
>> Which was given to her by one of her husband`s co-workers who severed it in a work accident.
927
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:57,640
Yes, the entire hair brain scheme ultimately backfired except in this case, both parties
928
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,640
lost.
929
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,920
Ayala ended up being charged with felony grandlarsity.
930
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,000
It was put in prison for four years.
931
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,080
However, her run-ins with the law did not in there.
932
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:15,480
In 2012, she was allegedly arrested for claiming that her son was shot.
933
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,680
No, she claimed that her son was shot.
934
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,680
However, yes, Wendy`s.
935
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,680
>> Yes, Wendy`s.
936
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,680
>> Yes, what really happened, man?
937
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,680
>> She don`t have a son.
938
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,680
>> She still some tiliotic.
939
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,560
>> He accidentally shot himself.
940
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:35,680
>> And in 2013, she served two more years in prison for yet another false claim.
941
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:36,680
>> Yeah, dangling.
942
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,680
>> She didn`t get paid.
943
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,680
And that`s sad for her.
944
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,680
>> No.
945
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,680
>> Wendy`s lost what?
946
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:46,720
21 million dollars in revenue due to the finger, chili fingers.
947
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:48,720
>> Chili fingers.
948
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,760
>> The red hot chili fingers.
949
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,800
>> What a show.
950
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,200
>> I don`t remember that either.
951
00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:00,280
>> I feel like I was eating a lot of Wendy`s in 2005.
952
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,280
>> Yeah, not until.
953
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,040
>> But it wouldn`t slow me down, I don`t care.
954
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,040
>> Yeah, it would have slowed me down.
955
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,040
>> It would have slowed me down.
956
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,040
>> It would have slowed me down.
957
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,040
>> It would have slowed me down.
958
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,040
>> Yeah, the frosty dairy dessert.
959
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,040
>> Yeah, the frosty dairy dessert.
960
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:15,000
>> That was back, for us old-timers, that was back when Wendy`s probably, maybe not,
961
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000
still had the buffet.
962
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Remember that in the buffet?
963
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000
>> Yeah.
964
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
>> Yeah, they did.
965
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Like a salad buffet, wasn`t it?
966
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
>> It was a salad buffet.
967
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
>> No, it was a salad.
968
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,240
>> No, it was like chili and bread.
969
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,000
>> And like, chips and potatoes.
970
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,000
>> Yep.
971
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
>> Yeah, and yeah.
972
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
>> It was like a chili for that.
973
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
>> Yeah, they had a potato bar.
974
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
They had a potato bar.
975
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
>> Yeah, that`s what it was.
976
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
>> Yeah.
977
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
>> Yeah, it was crazy.
978
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:44,480
>> I don`t know, yeah, that`s, yeah, big fat ass baked potatoes and you could put chili
979
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,480
and--
980
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,480
>> Did you remember what--
981
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,480
>> What, it's not in about food?
982
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,120
Do you remember when KFC came out with the buffet?
983
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,120
>> Yep, I remember KFC.
984
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,960
>> Yeah, dude, I remember that.
985
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:53,960
>> I remember that.
986
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,960
>> Yeah.
987
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:59,720
>> I was driving to New York and I stopped in Virginia and they had an all you kicking,
988
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,360
I was like, no.
989
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,360
>> No, no.
990
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,520
>> No, no, no, no.
991
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,520
>> No, no, no, no, yes.
992
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,880
>> You know, that's churches and uplinks has that.
993
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,680
Shit, if churches are fine, you can eat.
994
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,680
>> Man.
995
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,680
>> No, no, no, no, no.
996
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,680
>> It'd be over.
997
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,680
>> Yeah, you can, no, you can, no.
998
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:22,180
>> Well, Fred, we're gonna fast forward in the time in the PLC turkey time again.
999
00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:24,800
>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1000
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:32,520
>> The year 2016, the year of our Lord 2016, Fred, and this one is gonna hit a real close
1001
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,540
to home for you because I know you're a big fan.
1002
00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:35,620
>> Or on me.
1003
00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:38,060
>> Of, oh, or on me, too soon.
1004
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,140
Was that 2016?
1005
00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:42,220
God, it feels like forever ago.
1006
00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:43,220
>> I think it was.
1007
00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:44,220
>> Well, we were to.
1008
00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:45,220
>> Okay, well, we skipped over.
1009
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:51,220
>> That's when they should have talked about monkey steaks, that's when they should have
1010
00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:52,060
done that.
1011
00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:58,180
>> Fred, 2016, our old friends at the Starbucks coffee corporation have been fighting lawsuits
1012
00:40:58,180 --> 00:40:59,500
for decades.
1013
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:06,320
And in 2016, a man named Alexander Foresesh accused the company of adding too much ice
1014
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,820
to its beverages.
1015
00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:11,780
Now, I feel like this is an ass lawsuit first just off the get.
1016
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:12,780
Although I do understand it.
1017
00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:18,260
In a proposed last section, soon, Foresesh alleged that customers receive less liquid as
1018
00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:23,220
a result despite of the advertisement depicted.
1019
00:41:23,220 --> 00:41:27,340
According to our friends, the Wall Street Journal, Friends of the Show, he said that Starbucks
1020
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:34,020
sometimes adds as much as 10 ounces of fluid, are 10 ounces of ice to cup, fluid out, or 10
1021
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:36,660
fluid ounces of ice to cups.
1022
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:41,340
At the time, Starbucks offered four cup sizes that can hold 10 fluid ounces.
1023
00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:47,820
The venti being the largest in 2020, venti is Italian for 12.
1024
00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:52,580
>> Yeah, for two hot drinks and 24 ounces for cold drinks.
1025
00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:56,060
Based on, it's been told me it's 20.
1026
00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:57,820
>> I said tall.
1027
00:41:57,820 --> 00:42:02,140
>> Okay, that is one of their sizes or was.
1028
00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:05,740
Based on Foresesh's assessment, cups contain mostly ice.
1029
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:08,420
In the end, however, the suit melted away.
1030
00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:10,500
I didn't say that, that's what they said.
1031
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:15,060
Ice beverages are sold in clear containers for one, which lets customers see the liquid
1032
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:16,700
to ice ratio.
1033
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:22,580
Starbucks simply brushed it off, saying ice is an essential of component of any iced beverage
1034
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:23,580
go figure.
1035
00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:29,740
Furthermore, US Judge Percy Anderson presided over the case, said this in his decision.
1036
00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:33,740
First, if children have figured out that including ice and a cold beverage decreases the amount
1037
00:42:33,740 --> 00:42:38,260
of liquid they will receive, the court has no difficulty concluding that any reasonable
1038
00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:43,420
consumer would not be deceived into thinking that when they order an iced tea, the drink
1039
00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:47,460
they will receive would include both ice and tea in that given size.
1040
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:50,500
Some portion of the drink will be ice rather than whatever liquid beverage to consider
1041
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:51,700
ordered.
1042
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:53,500
I agree, that's stupid.
1043
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:57,740
>> But, however, not tarz and freaking $9 for iced tea.
1044
00:42:57,740 --> 00:42:59,140
>> 9/26 tea.
1045
00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:07,180
However, Fred, I will tell Mr. Foresesh, just like I have repeated on this show hundreds
1046
00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:11,140
of times, at least 211 times.
1047
00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:17,140
At least once every episode, you never order a drink with ice.
1048
00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:23,260
You always get, if you go to a fast food, if you go wherever, you get a drink with no ice.
1049
00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:25,780
And that's for two reasons, all right, ladies and gentlemen?
1050
00:43:25,780 --> 00:43:27,900
For one, no, fuck down.
1051
00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:29,900
>> Can I get an ice latte?
1052
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:30,900
It's very nice.
1053
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:31,900
>> That's too bad.
1054
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:37,340
>> Yeah, the compressed air they use when it travels, it cools down because you see a
1055
00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:38,420
two and some.
1056
00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:43,300
So it cools the drink to a cold level, pre anything.
1057
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:44,700
So you don't have to get the ice.
1058
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:48,060
The second thing is, if someone who's worked at multiple fast food places, and I will call
1059
00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:52,580
you out for the McDonald's and everywhere else I've ever worked, no one ever cleans the ice
1060
00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:53,580
machine.
1061
00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:57,380
No one ever cleans it.
1062
00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:02,140
>> The ice on the bottom of the ice machine, the businesses they opened up.
1063
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:07,460
>> You go there and you go there and you go there and you go there and you go, fuck
1064
00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:08,380
that.
1065
00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:13,560
>> I'm worried about the, the, the fucking mildew and mold that's on the top of the ice
1066
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:18,620
machine because that is real and that is gross.
1067
00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:19,620
>> And never ever.
1068
00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:21,620
>> The tier and food.
1069
00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:24,620
>> The tier and food, they don't ever break down the tier and so.
1070
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:29,940
>> Now I will say when I'm walking down, we did wash our tier and every night.
1071
00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:32,660
>> You took the, the, the, the spout off, I took the spout off.
1072
00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:35,140
>> I took the spout off, I took the spout off, because you know what, I was Southern gentleman
1073
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,140
Fred.
1074
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:40,260
And I know and I knew I was going to drink about eight gallons of that, of that teeth the next
1075
00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:41,260
day.
1076
00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:44,980
So, had to make sure it was okay for me.
1077
00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:47,420
>> You could taste it too, like you could taste the T-mole.
1078
00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:49,500
>> So, yeah, once, T is the gross.
1079
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,820
>> So nasty.
1080
00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:54,180
>> When T turns man, whenever they try to do, like, no, what's going to put this in the fridge
1081
00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:56,100
for the night, I'm like, nah, we pouring it out.
1082
00:44:56,100 --> 00:45:00,460
There's nothing worse, there's nothing worse in the world than the tier's turned.
1083
00:45:00,460 --> 00:45:03,860
And you guys who listen all across the country and all across the globe, which they're
1084
00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:09,940
all right, may not understand how we feel about sweet T. Sweet T is the only thing that keeps
1085
00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:10,940
the South running.
1086
00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:13,860
Sweet T and they get an intranet dark people.
1087
00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:14,860
That's all we got.
1088
00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:19,700
>> A brown, a brown and darker people.
1089
00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:22,740
Those are the number one and two things that's a number one and two exports here.
1090
00:45:22,740 --> 00:45:23,740
The South Park is there.
1091
00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:27,500
>> Yeah, well Fred, you have to make Argers said it because it's not true.
1092
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:30,860
>> Of course, you know, I was the father brand of this.
1093
00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:32,140
>> They just don't like us.
1094
00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:33,140
They don't hate us.
1095
00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:34,140
>> I love you guys.
1096
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:35,140
>> You're right.
1097
00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,140
>> You're right.
1098
00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:37,140
You know what?
1099
00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:40,940
And I will say in my life, I'm trying to use the word hate less.
1100
00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:41,940
>> I know.
1101
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,940
>> That's who you are.
1102
00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:44,940
>> I know.
1103
00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,940
It's a very big part of my character.
1104
00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:48,940
And it hurts me to have to say it less.
1105
00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:50,940
But they strongly dislike you here.
1106
00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:51,940
Please.
1107
00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:54,940
And they kind of strongly dislike me too, but I'm whatever.
1108
00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:58,980
Anyway, Fred, we're going to fast forward just one skip in time.
1109
00:45:58,980 --> 00:46:05,460
>> 2017, we were in 2016.
1110
00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:12,580
Now we're in the great year 2017 when we had a new president and it all went to shit.
1111
00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:14,380
So, fresh.
1112
00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:18,220
In 2017, well, actually, this started in 2013.
1113
00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:19,820
So it's out of order.
1114
00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:23,260
In 2013, you're out of order.
1115
00:46:23,260 --> 00:46:26,260
>> No, I can't.
1116
00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:28,100
>> It's all fucking boggages.
1117
00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:34,100
So, some way it was hit with a lawsuit in 2013, Fred, by our old friend, Matt Corby,
1118
00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:39,420
and his friend, and his friend, who shared a photo on Facebook of his foot long sandwich,
1119
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:42,180
measuring a measly 11 inches.
1120
00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:44,820
How can 11 inches satisfy anyone?
1121
00:46:44,820 --> 00:46:49,140
Instead of the full Monty, the company chose to sell the gold sandwich.
1122
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,140
>> It's a gold sandwich.
1123
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,140
>> It's gold.
1124
00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:52,140
>> It's a gold sandwich.
1125
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:54,140
You should have got it, it does.
1126
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:55,140
>> It's a gold sandwich.
1127
00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:56,140
>> It's a gold sandwich.
1128
00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:57,140
>> It's a gold sandwich.
1129
00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:59,140
>> No, it was gold.
1130
00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:03,980
>> So, the company chose to settle the case in 2016.
1131
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:05,980
>> It's a gold.
1132
00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:14,460
>> Awording $520,000 to the customers' lawyers, $5,000 of incentive awards to 10 plaintiffs,
1133
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:19,820
and agreeing to establish quality control measures consistent with the realities of baking
1134
00:47:19,820 --> 00:47:20,820
bread.
1135
00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:21,820
That's what they said.
1136
00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:22,820
>> On the surface?
1137
00:47:22,820 --> 00:47:23,820
>> Yeah.
1138
00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:26,460
>> On the surface, the settlement appeared to address Corby's concerns.
1139
00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:32,220
Subway admitted that the criticism from the media also influenced the decision.
1140
00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:35,300
Now, was Subway selling short foot longs?
1141
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:36,300
Yes.
1142
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:40,380
But, not with the intention of deceiving customers.
1143
00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:44,060
The act of baking bread itself is an unpredictable one.
1144
00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:47,540
Two buns from the same mixture can turn out quite differently.
1145
00:47:47,540 --> 00:47:51,260
That's why Subway Foot Long Sandwiches sometimes fall short.
1146
00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:52,260
That's it.
1147
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:55,740
>> Do they, do they make the bread in house?
1148
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:56,740
>> They do.
1149
00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:57,740
>> They do.
1150
00:47:57,740 --> 00:47:58,740
>> Yes, they do.
1151
00:47:58,740 --> 00:47:59,740
>> Okay, no, no, no.
1152
00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:00,740
>> Subway?
1153
00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:02,060
>> They bake the bread in house.
1154
00:48:02,060 --> 00:48:03,060
They don't make it.
1155
00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:04,060
It's frozen.
1156
00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:05,980
They're pre-frozen, like pieces of bread.
1157
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:08,460
Did they proof in the oven?
1158
00:48:08,460 --> 00:48:09,940
Did they have like a double oven?
1159
00:48:09,940 --> 00:48:13,560
The top of it keeps it at the bottom of it proofs it's just warm enough to get it to
1160
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:18,380
thaw out and to start to, you know, ease kick in, yes, start to rise.
1161
00:48:18,380 --> 00:48:21,580
And then they do bake it in house, but they don't make it.
1162
00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:22,580
>> Okay.
1163
00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:23,580
>> That's a good thing.
1164
00:48:23,580 --> 00:48:26,700
Subway Foot Long Sandwiches do sometimes fall short.
1165
00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:30,480
That said, Subway demonstrated that short foot longs and actual ones both contain the
1166
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,420
same amount ingredients by weight.
1167
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:34,820
So customers really weren't being deceived.
1168
00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:35,820
>> Okay.
1169
00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:42,500
>> But when you go back and start measuring our Subway Sandwiches, I don't go to Subway
1170
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,500
>> Keep them in fit.
1171
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:46,620
>> That's when Subway was good.
1172
00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:47,620
>> That was a while.
1173
00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:48,620
That was when Subway was okay.
1174
00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:51,300
>> You know, because in 2016 Subway was good.
1175
00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:54,140
That was before Fiery House and Jimmy John's.
1176
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:55,140
>> Yeah.
1177
00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:57,140
>> Well, here for Jimmy Rinks, you know.
1178
00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:58,140
>> Yeah.
1179
00:48:58,140 --> 00:48:59,900
>> I'm a Jersey Mike's baby myself.
1180
00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:04,220
>> So Subway is the McDonald's of Sub-Samances.
1181
00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:05,220
>> Yeah.
1182
00:49:05,220 --> 00:49:06,620
>> It's just, yeah, it's mid.
1183
00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:07,620
It's great.
1184
00:49:07,620 --> 00:49:08,620
It's fine.
1185
00:49:08,620 --> 00:49:09,620
>> Jared.
1186
00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:10,620
>> Now it's too expensive.
1187
00:49:10,620 --> 00:49:11,620
>> Yeah.
1188
00:49:11,620 --> 00:49:15,580
>> So yes, and Jared is, I know Alan kept going because he loved Jared.
1189
00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:16,580
>> Jared.
1190
00:49:16,580 --> 00:49:20,020
>> I don't love him some Jared.
1191
00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:24,700
>> No Fred, that brings us all the way up to this week, maybe.
1192
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:30,100
>> You got to get some aids in 2025.
1193
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:35,340
Starbucks is back in Hot Water again, Fred, over its new dress code, which according to
1194
00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:39,500
illustrated employees requires they spend their own money.
1195
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:44,300
In response, a class action lawsuit was filed or were filed, that doesn't make sense.
1196
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:49,620
In response, class action lawsuits were filed in Illinois in Colorado State Courts and
1197
00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:54,740
employees also filed complaints of California's labor labor and workforce development agency
1198
00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:58,300
warning that another class action lawsuit might be on the way.
1199
00:49:58,300 --> 00:50:02,460
The new Starbucks dress code, which went into effect in May, required employees in North
1200
00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:07,460
America wear a solid black shirt, color or not, with short or long sleeves that cover
1201
00:50:07,460 --> 00:50:09,780
the mid-riff and the armpits.
1202
00:50:09,780 --> 00:50:15,860
It also covers pants, which must be khaki or black or blue denim without designs or
1203
00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:24,500
freight hams and solid black dresses, waterproof shoes, shoe colors, socks, hoserees, face tattoos,
1204
00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:27,100
here sings and more, have to wear all that.
1205
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:31,620
>> All the way up to where the face tattoos says, what it says.
1206
00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:34,660
>> It says, yeah, you got face that.
1207
00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:39,100
>> It also covers pants, which must be khaki or black or blue denim without designs or
1208
00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:45,220
freight hams and solid black dresses, waterproof shoes, shoe colors, socks, hoserees, and face
1209
00:50:45,220 --> 00:50:48,940
tattoos, piercings and more, all of which must be followed before the employee can start
1210
00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:49,940
their ship.
1211
00:50:49,940 --> 00:50:53,460
>> As a wait a second, they have to buy the clothes.
1212
00:50:53,460 --> 00:50:55,220
>> Well, here you have to buy the clothes.
1213
00:50:55,220 --> 00:51:00,020
>> I'll tell you, as a result, Brooke Allen, a student in Starbucks employee, said she had
1214
00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:08,500
to spend $60 and $9, pretty nice, on new shoes and an additional $86.95 on clothes.
1215
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,380
>> They fell off the bed.
1216
00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:11,620
>> Yes, he did.
1217
00:51:11,620 --> 00:51:14,500
That's not a visual though.
1218
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:18,740
>> And as she said, Starbucks should cover the cost of the new clothes.
1219
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:22,020
As many employees live, pay check to pay check.
1220
00:51:22,020 --> 00:51:27,940
She also appointed, however, so to Starbucks, because Allen, like any employee, doesn't have
1221
00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:31,260
to spend over $100 on clothes in order to adhere to the dress policy.
1222
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:33,540
They're putting in work, okay, who fucking cares?
1223
00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:34,780
They didn't do anything.
1224
00:51:34,780 --> 00:51:35,780
Who cares?
1225
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:36,780
Not a big deal.
1226
00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:40,300
>> The day, so, you have to buy your own clothes.
1227
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:44,140
>> You don't have to buy them from Starbucks.
1228
00:51:44,140 --> 00:51:50,300
It's not like you got the Starbucks, you just have black shirt, cagu-paint.
1229
00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:51,340
>> Yeah, but that's different.
1230
00:51:51,340 --> 00:51:52,340
>> Yeah, backstack?
1231
00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:54,940
No, but then you got to buy waterproof boots or shoes.
1232
00:51:54,940 --> 00:51:57,940
>> You got to do that anywhere.
1233
00:51:57,940 --> 00:52:00,100
>> Like, if you're a freshman, then you got to buy your own clothes.
1234
00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:02,380
>> Then you got to buy your face tattoo.
1235
00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:03,380
So you got to buy face tattoo?
1236
00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:05,580
>> Yeah, you got to buy it.
1237
00:52:05,580 --> 00:52:07,140
>> That's cost money.
1238
00:52:07,140 --> 00:52:09,140
You have to buy a face tattoo.
1239
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:10,220
That is a little expensive.
1240
00:52:10,220 --> 00:52:12,220
>> And then you want to get piercings.
1241
00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:15,700
>> Right, right, so it's a hard life.
1242
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:21,300
>> Well, she's the one that chose to get a pair of balls tattooed on her chin, so I mean,
1243
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,300
it's like, you have to do what you're gonna do.
1244
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:25,820
>> I have to say what this face tattoo had to be.
1245
00:52:25,820 --> 00:52:30,180
>> Well, Fred, yeah, you should put like, like, crispy cream on there.
1246
00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:31,580
>> Yeah, you're gonna buy one.
1247
00:52:31,580 --> 00:52:32,580
>> I assume it's Starbucks.
1248
00:52:32,580 --> 00:52:34,500
Who do you think Starbucks biggest competitor is?
1249
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:37,020
Duncan Donuts?
1250
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:38,660
>> Juan, Juan Valdez.
1251
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:42,020
>> That got to a lot.
1252
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:44,140
>> I think that was a, wasn't that a cruise ship?
1253
00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:46,140
Like an oil and no, no, he's saying that.
1254
00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:47,140
>> No, no, no, he's saying that.
1255
00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:48,300
>> Coffee from Colombia.
1256
00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:49,300
>> That's right, cool.
1257
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:50,300
>> No, no, no, no.
1258
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:51,300
>> He rents the car tails now.
1259
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:58,300
>> Well, Fred, speaking of what you were thinking of, the Exxon Valdez.
1260
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,940
>> Exxon Valdez, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1261
00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:08,180
>> Well, Fred, speaking of what we call what we playfully coin, culinary abortions earlier.
1262
00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:12,860
>> Fred, our buddies at Arby's are once again giving fans something to be thankful for.
1263
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:13,700
>> Yeah. >> The brands beloved-
1264
00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:16,420
>> Give me, not give me.
1265
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:22,060
>> The brands beloved Thanksgiving inspired menu as back, featuring crispy, juicy, deep fried
1266
00:53:22,060 --> 00:53:26,820
turkey sandwiches made with premium meats and a brand new dessert that tastes like a slice
1267
00:53:26,820 --> 00:53:27,820
of apple pie.
1268
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:31,820
>> It's like popular demand.
1269
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:34,820
>> What can it just be a slice of apple pie?
1270
00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:36,020
>> Because that doesn't sell.
1271
00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:37,540
It doesn't sell.
1272
00:53:37,540 --> 00:53:42,100
>> So, I want to read these off for you and I want you to tell me if you would eat these
1273
00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:43,260
or not, okay?
1274
00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:48,940
So back by popular demand, Arby's deep fried turkey sandwich line up delivers all the flavor
1275
00:53:48,940 --> 00:53:53,300
of a holiday feast, allowing it to be Thanksgiving every day at Arby's.
1276
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:55,540
No carving required.
1277
00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:58,460
So you're, I'm just reading it off the copy.
1278
00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:05,260
So Fred, your options here are the deep fried turkey gobler, the ultimate Thanksgiving sandwich.
1279
00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:06,260
>> Hello.
1280
00:54:06,260 --> 00:54:09,660
>> I don't know, no, freedom.
1281
00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:15,540
I don't hide with a quarter pound of thick sliced deep fried turkey, crispy onions,
1282
00:54:15,540 --> 00:54:20,900
melty Swiss cheese, savory stuffing and a tangy cranberry spread.
1283
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:21,900
>> Oh, no.
1284
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:22,900
>> I didn't throw that down that.
1285
00:54:22,900 --> 00:54:23,900
>> No.
1286
00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:24,900
>> All with mayo.
1287
00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:25,900
>> No.
1288
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:26,900
>> No.
1289
00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:27,900
>> Wait, come, mayo went too far?
1290
00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:28,900
>> The mayo went too far.
1291
00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:29,900
>> The cranberry.
1292
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:30,900
>> Very many.
1293
00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:35,540
>> Not the fried turkey, the other, both.
1294
00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:37,700
>> The crispy onions, those are fine.
1295
00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:39,700
Swiss cheese, the traditional Swiss cheese, the Thanksgiving.
1296
00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:42,620
>> Swiss cheese, yeah, Swiss cheese, like, give me.
1297
00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:47,020
>> Well, Fred, if you're, if you're craving something a little lighter, then you need to get,
1298
00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:48,900
>> But, but, maybe, put, Swiss cheese on the turkey.
1299
00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:50,820
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1300
00:54:50,820 --> 00:54:52,020
>> Everything about this is wrong.
1301
00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:53,940
>> Get the fuck out of my house, bitch.
1302
00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:55,980
>> You're fucked out of the kitchen.
1303
00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:57,820
>> This is an Arby's serve now.
1304
00:54:57,820 --> 00:54:59,460
>> Yeah, I'm running Thanksgiving.
1305
00:54:59,460 --> 00:55:00,220
>> Again.
1306
00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:02,460
>> I get it.
1307
00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:08,780
>> Well, Fred, if, if, if, the question, I asked myself that question tonight.
1308
00:55:08,780 --> 00:55:13,780
Well, Fred, the deep fried turkey gobbler, if that's too much turkey for you, you're gonna
1309
00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:16,780
love the deep fried turkey club.
1310
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:23,140
A hearty quarter pound of the sliced deep fried turkey made from premium cuts topped
1311
00:55:23,140 --> 00:55:28,300
with crispy bacon, cheddar cheese, fresh tomato, lettuce, and creamy mayo.
1312
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:30,900
>> Also, about a toasted sub, boy.
1313
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,420
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, give me that.
1314
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:33,420
>> Right there.
1315
00:55:33,420 --> 00:55:34,420
>> Man.
1316
00:55:34,420 --> 00:55:36,300
>> I don't think that's gonna be good with it.
1317
00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:42,140
>> Well, Fred, after you down a couple deep fried gobblers and maybe even a club, you're
1318
00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:46,860
gonna want to wash it all down with our famous apple pie shake.
1319
00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:52,980
A sweet new addition to the seasonal lineup, this shake blends apple pie flavor with baked
1320
00:55:52,980 --> 00:55:55,820
green apples and warming spices.
1321
00:55:55,820 --> 00:56:02,220
Top with whipped cream, a little bit of dusting cinnamon sugar, mayo, all served on a toasted
1322
00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:03,220
sweet seed bun.
1323
00:56:03,220 --> 00:56:10,220
>> No, you can ask for it without the mayo.
1324
00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:13,780
>> No, I'll drink that.
1325
00:56:13,780 --> 00:56:16,780
>> I would probably drink that.
1326
00:56:16,780 --> 00:56:18,340
>> Yeah, that's okay with me.
1327
00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:19,940
I'm okay with that one.
1328
00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:20,940
>> Yeah.
1329
00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:24,340
>> All right, well, we got one more story for you, Fred, and this one's gonna hit close.
1330
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:26,220
This one's gonna be the one that hits closest to home.
1331
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:28,540
I'm gonna be honest with you.
1332
00:56:28,540 --> 00:56:29,540
Okay.
1333
00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:35,980
>> Well, Fred, an ex-Texas correctional officer has been caught smuggling in chicken wings to
1334
00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:36,980
prison.
1335
00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:37,980
[LAUGH]
1336
00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:43,380
>> One former Texas corrections officer, Ristadal, supply chicken wings.
1337
00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:45,380
>> What the hell is the hell under me?
1338
00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:47,740
>> Is you love chicken wings?
1339
00:56:47,740 --> 00:56:49,180
I love chicken wings too.
1340
00:56:49,180 --> 00:56:51,380
>> I love chicken wings.
1341
00:56:51,380 --> 00:56:52,380
>> I love chicken wings.
1342
00:56:52,380 --> 00:56:53,380
I don't chicken wings just in the ass.
1343
00:56:53,380 --> 00:56:56,180
>> There was a little, this is gonna hurt as close to you, Fred.
1344
00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:57,820
>> This is the close chicken wings.
1345
00:56:57,820 --> 00:56:58,820
>> Yeah.
1346
00:56:58,820 --> 00:57:00,580
>> What a pair of wings, what a pair of wings.
1347
00:57:00,580 --> 00:57:01,580
>> Fred?
1348
00:57:01,580 --> 00:57:02,580
>> No.
1349
00:57:02,580 --> 00:57:04,580
>> The turkey thing hit close for me.
1350
00:57:04,580 --> 00:57:08,180
[LAUGH] >> This turkey is, who might be as chicken as the black people?
1351
00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:09,260
>> [LAUGH]
1352
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:11,260
>> [LAUGH]
1353
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:12,660
>> On all the turkey stuff.
1354
00:57:12,660 --> 00:57:15,060
>> You know how, no, you wonder why that one hit close to me?
1355
00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:30,460
>> Yeah, because the mayonnaise, they were like, once you said mayonnaise, I was like, I'm
1356
00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:31,460
in, boys.
1357
00:57:31,460 --> 00:57:32,460
>> [LAUGH]
1358
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:33,460
>> So, Fred.
1359
00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:34,460
>> The term, Ristadal, typically it was burning.
1360
00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:35,460
>> I mean, I can't wait.
1361
00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:39,460
You're not gonna stop me from eating that, some sandwich with fucking cream berries on it.
1362
00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:40,460
>> [LAUGH]
1363
00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:42,460
>> And all the healthy dollop of Mama's Mayo.
1364
00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:46,340
>> Yeah, the only way they could get us to do is they put some hot sauce on it.
1365
00:57:46,340 --> 00:57:47,780
>> Yeah, we'll be here.
1366
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:48,780
>> I'm gonna try.
1367
00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:52,460
>> I'm gonna call it Louisiana style.
1368
00:57:52,460 --> 00:57:54,260
We'll call it Louisiana style.
1369
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:55,260
>> I'm gonna call it Louisiana style.
1370
00:57:55,260 --> 00:57:56,260
>> We'll call it Louisiana style.
1371
00:57:56,260 --> 00:57:57,260
>> I'm gonna call it Louisiana style.
1372
00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:58,260
>> We'll call it Louisiana style.
1373
00:57:58,260 --> 00:57:59,260
>> We'll call it Louisiana style.
1374
00:57:59,260 --> 00:58:00,260
>> We'll call it Louisiana style.
1375
00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:01,260
>> I'll take a bite.
1376
00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,260
>> Yeah, man.
1377
00:58:02,260 --> 00:58:05,100
>> Yeah, I mean, I know how I'm gonna do one of the split one.
1378
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:06,100
>> Yeah.
1379
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:10,300
>> Yeah, I'm gonna say, yeah, cuz I, I'm gonna try and eat the whole one if I don't die halfway through.
1380
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:11,300
>> Yeah.
1381
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:11,820
>> So.
1382
00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:18,380
>> No friend, the term risk at all typically applies to flirting or flying a wee bit too close
1383
00:58:18,380 --> 00:58:19,780
to the sun.
1384
00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:26,220
For one former Texas corrections officer, risking it all, meant losing his job and temporarily,
1385
00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:29,540
his freedom for chicken wings.
1386
00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:35,080
>> Amos Nyanway, a 25 year old officer in Texas.
1387
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,060
>> I didn't name him.
1388
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:41,620
>> A 25 year old officer with the Travis County Sheriff's office in Austin, Texas was booked
1389
00:58:41,620 --> 00:58:47,660
on a misdemeanor charge of contraband in a correctional facility earlier this month after allegedly
1390
00:58:47,660 --> 00:58:51,620
smuggling in wingstop and selling the wings to inmates.
1391
00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:57,300
>> Okay, I was like, what, what's wrong about braiding chicken wings, but didn't go okay.
1392
00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:59,060
>> Well, you can't sell it to inmates.
1393
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:06,140
>> No, no, no, no, that's a good way.
1394
00:59:06,140 --> 00:59:07,220
>> You can give it away.
1395
00:59:07,220 --> 00:59:09,260
>> Sheriff Sally Hernandez said.
1396
00:59:09,260 --> 00:59:13,740
>> I'm disappointed that a Travis County Sheriff's office has all the reasons.
1397
00:59:13,740 --> 00:59:22,380
>> [LAUGH] >> We hold our employees to a higher standard of conduct and a capability, man.
1398
00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:27,380
We simply cannot tolerate the benefit of any type being brought in towards a curable facility.
1399
00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:29,820
>> And he told Amos to give me a break.
1400
00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:33,700
>> [LAUGH] >> After man in a correctional facility is a class B-distaminer.
1401
00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:41,380
>> Mr. Meanor, heard the TCS under Texas law, the crime is punishable by up to 180 days in jail.
1402
00:59:41,380 --> 00:59:44,700
A fine of up to $2,000 or both.
1403
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:51,660
>> Now according to court documents, another officer, another officer became aware of Nyanway's scheme after an
1404
00:59:51,660 --> 01:00:00,460
inmate was caught on a jail phone telling a relative that a corrections officer had provided him chicken wings after he
1405
01:00:00,460 --> 01:00:02,620
said the officer $50 would be a cash app.
1406
01:00:02,620 --> 01:00:04,580
>> The inmate's order.
1407
01:00:04,580 --> 01:00:06,620
>> They got chicken wings.
1408
01:00:06,620 --> 01:00:09,740
>> This is the best prison I've ever been in.
1409
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:15,340
So Fred, would you care to order wonder what the inmate's favorite type of chicken wing was, what flavor?
1410
01:00:15,340 --> 01:00:18,300
>> A livin' pepper?
1411
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:20,580
>> Now that's racist.
1412
01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:27,620
>> [LAUGH] >> Because everybody knows lemon pepper wings are the best wings, like there's no argue.
1413
01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:33,500
>> [LAUGH] >> No Fred, this guy had a little bit of, he liked the little heat in his life.
1414
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:37,300
So he would order, everybody's favorite, mango habaniano.
1415
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:40,580
[SOUND]
1416
01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:41,380
>> Those are the words.
1417
01:00:41,380 --> 01:00:47,620
>> Surveillance footage would later catch Nyanway picking up a delivery service order with the wings, where he would later eat a few of them
1418
01:00:47,620 --> 01:00:52,100
himself and then place the ring, I mean you got to eat a few.
1419
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:53,940
>> It was a real door dancer.
1420
01:00:53,940 --> 01:00:56,980
>> Yeah, ultimate, ultimate door dancer.
1421
01:00:56,980 --> 01:01:01,700
Then place the rest of the wings on a paper towel that he would pass off to an inmate.
1422
01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:03,460
>> [LAUGH]
1423
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:08,420
>> He started in June of 2024 and it was signed to the security threat intelligence unit.
1424
01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:13,620
Once this time as a jail's official wingman, I was discovered.
1425
01:01:13,620 --> 01:01:17,380
He was subsequently reassigned pending an internal investigation.
1426
01:01:17,380 --> 01:01:27,060
He was probably terminated from his role in arrested and now they're looking to see into his cash app history to see how far the scheme went.
1427
01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:28,180
>> Man.
1428
01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:30,540
>> 50 bucks for wings dude, that's a lot.
1429
01:01:30,540 --> 01:01:32,340
>> Yeah, you know why they arrested him, right?
1430
01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:37,020
>> Okay, they arrested him because they're like motherfuckers, we should have thought of that shit.
1431
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:41,660
>> Right, yeah, that's the warden's like, man, I should have thought of that shit.
1432
01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:44,900
>> Put chicken wings on the commiserate.
1433
01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:46,660
>> Yeah, don't get the commiserate.
1434
01:01:46,660 --> 01:01:51,140
>> Exactly, and selling for 50 bucks and that would have been fine if it weren't the commiserate.
1435
01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:51,860
>> Yeah.
1436
01:01:51,860 --> 01:01:53,140
>> I got it.
1437
01:01:53,140 --> 01:01:57,140
>> Fucking dick for chicken wings and that place.
1438
01:01:57,140 --> 01:02:01,620
>> Yeah, well, you know, you got to do what you got to do, Fred, mango habanero, wait for no man.
1439
01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:03,780
>> [LAUGH]
1440
01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:05,780
>> So there you go, that's our personal.
1441
01:02:05,780 --> 01:02:07,860
>> [INAUDIBLE]
1442
01:02:07,860 --> 01:02:10,460
>> Dude, I'm telling you, is that not the best wing though?
1443
01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:13,860
>> Because- >> Let me tell you how little.
1444
01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:14,660
>> Yeah, I love it.
1445
01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:15,300
>> Here's the hundred bucks.
1446
01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:16,580
>> I don't know, garlic parmesan.
1447
01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:17,540
>> Garlic parmesan.
1448
01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:18,820
>> Give it a run for this money, man.
1449
01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:20,580
>> No, not my book, man.
1450
01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:23,300
Sorry, I'm a lemon, I like a buffalo lemon pepper.
1451
01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:25,140
>> I just like the regular old spoon.
1452
01:02:25,140 --> 01:02:28,180
>> I mix, but you get a- >> But you get a power.
1453
01:02:28,180 --> 01:02:29,380
>> Cripsy.
1454
01:02:29,380 --> 01:02:33,060
>> Yeah, with buffalo, that's a fucking winner right there, man.
1455
01:02:33,060 --> 01:02:35,060
That's the limit, that's essentially the lemon pepper wet.
1456
01:02:35,060 --> 01:02:37,460
So you can't go wrong with that.
1457
01:02:37,460 --> 01:02:43,220
Just saying ladies and gentlemen, well, Fred, do you want to hear one more you done for tonight?
1458
01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:46,180
>> It's kind of funny because three weeks, three weeks,
1459
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:48,420
we've got two weeks.
1460
01:02:48,420 --> 01:02:49,700
>> Let's go.
1461
01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:51,780
>> I'll go, the chicken wings were the enemy of the show.
1462
01:02:51,780 --> 01:02:58,580
At that time, things were changed, things had changed.
1463
01:02:58,580 --> 01:03:02,660
I mean a lot of chicken wings, and I've done it with the price.
1464
01:03:02,660 --> 01:03:04,980
>> Chicken wings are like, they like cocking,
1465
01:03:04,980 --> 01:03:06,340
you can't get rid of chicken wings.
1466
01:03:06,340 --> 01:03:06,980
>> No, you can't.
1467
01:03:06,980 --> 01:03:12,420
Two weeks after I ate those wings and I had to spend $1800, my tooth fixed, I was like,
1468
01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:14,660
all right, yeah, I probably had some wings.
1469
01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:16,740
>> No problem, we're doing it.
1470
01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:17,700
>> I got the test results.
1471
01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:19,940
>> It's already fixed, might as well.
1472
01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:23,220
>> Yeah, I got the test to say, yeah, I got the test right.
1473
01:03:23,220 --> 01:03:24,340
>> Yeah.
1474
01:03:24,340 --> 01:03:26,660
>> It's got to happen.
1475
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:31,380
Well, ladies and gentlemen, we're so glad that you tuned in to this,
1476
01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:32,340
our first segment.
1477
01:03:32,340 --> 01:03:33,140
>> Thank you, thank you.
1478
01:03:33,140 --> 01:03:36,740
>> Thank you for the Blackling Collective Food Podcast.
1479
01:03:36,740 --> 01:03:37,700
Sorry.
1480
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:38,660
>> That's right.
1481
01:03:38,660 --> 01:03:39,300
>> Everyone.
1482
01:03:39,300 --> 01:03:41,540
But we hope you enjoyed the show.
1483
01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:43,700
We'll be back next week with a pen.
1484
01:03:44,340 --> 01:03:45,300
Goblin New.
1485
01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:48,820
Goblin Goblin.
1486
01:03:48,820 --> 01:03:50,260
>> All the Holla Redis, all the Rob.
1487
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:52,340
>> Yeah, all the Rob.
1488
01:03:52,340 --> 01:03:53,460
>> All the Rob.
1489
01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:54,580
>> Let us know what you brought.
1490
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:56,740
>> All the Holla, all the Holla, all the Holla.
1491
01:03:56,740 --> 01:03:58,900
>> All right, ladies and gentlemen.
1492
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:01,380
We can't wait.
1493
01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:03,060
Hey, well, it depends on what he grows, Alan.
1494
01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:07,860
I know he, if it's, if it's, if it's anything green, Alan's out.
1495
01:04:07,860 --> 01:04:13,300
>> Yeah, yeah, I was like, unless, unless the thing I said earlier.
1496
01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:13,540
>> Yeah.
1497
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,060
>> So, >> It's fair,
1498
01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:16,660
it's not cool that it's fair.
1499
01:04:16,660 --> 01:04:18,820
>> Okay, let me just say it's, it's from a Rob.
1500
01:04:18,820 --> 01:04:22,180
>> Does grow that,
1501
01:04:22,180 --> 01:04:23,780
doesn't it?
1502
01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:25,460
>> No.
1503
01:04:25,460 --> 01:04:26,900
>> He's way cooler than any of us.
1504
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:28,740
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1505
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,180
>> He's already cooler than us anyway.
1506
01:04:30,180 --> 01:04:31,220
>> Yeah, I'm going to support him.
1507
01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:33,220
>> I mean, even if he does, I can't do it, but
1508
01:04:33,220 --> 01:04:36,420
when I turn 65, I will.
1509
01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:37,940
>> I turned 65, what next week?
1510
01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:40,100
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
1511
01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:42,420
>> Hey, let me smell the band follow Rob.
1512
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:43,220
>> Yeah, let me see.
1513
01:04:43,220 --> 01:04:44,020
>> Yeah, I didn't want to look at it.
1514
01:04:44,020 --> 01:04:48,580
>> All right, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be back next week with a brand new episode
1515
01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:50,820
of the Black Owing, Glock the Bug Ass.
1516
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We love you, good night, and we'll see you in hell.
1517
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>> We are laughing.
1518
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We are very good friends.
1519
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Good vibes, sharing a special moment.
1520
01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:21,220
[MUSIC]
1521
01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:22,260
>> That's it, man.
1522
01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:23,380
Game over, man.
1523
01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:24,420
It's game over.
1524
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:26,820
>> Just hang loose blood.
1525
01:05:26,820 --> 01:05:29,220
>> She's going to catch up on the red bar, Adam.
1526
01:05:29,220 --> 01:05:31,220
>> Hands of the chopper.
1527
01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:36,180
>> Oh, what a baby.
1528
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[MUSIC]
1529
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>> Well, thanks all folks.
1530
01:05:42,100 --> 01:05:44,260
>> I still have Easter, baby.
1531
01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:45,620
>> God damn it.
1532
01:05:45,620 --> 01:05:50,420
>> I don't worry nobody's listening anyway.
1533
01:05:50,420 --> 01:05:53,700
>> As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1534
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,140
>> Surely you can be serious.
1535
01:05:55,140 --> 01:05:57,780
>> I am serious, and don't call me sure.