This week, on an out-of-this-world episode of America's Favorite Podcast, Parker sells his house thanks to the show, and the guys get the opportunity to interview Artemis 1 and we get all the dirt on the recent MIssion and so much more. Then, we're visited by and old friend, and he's as screwy as ever. We finally get caught up with Dr Frenchie, and we've got lots to cover. All that, and even more, only on the BLC Podcast.
This week, on an out-of-this-world episode of America's Favorite Podcast, Parker sells his house thanks to the show, and the guys get the opportunity to interview Artemis 1 and we get all the dirt on the recent Mission and so much more. Then, we're visited by and old friend, and he's as screwy as ever. We finally get caught up with Dr Frenchie, and we've got lots to cover. All that, and even more, only on the BLC Podcast.
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late,
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Swap and mail the stars in the morning, and make it bust!
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With your host, Parker.
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome, welcome!
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Wanted all.
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To the 234th edition of America's Favorite Podcast!
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Where was it, man?
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It's my tribute to Kumo D.
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Oh, look at that, I love this! Look at that!
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Kumo D died!
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No!
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Oh, man!
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Oh, man!
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I knew you did, Fred! He did me!
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He did me!
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I didn't think you'd do that to me, man!
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No, no, no.
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Alice is sporting a very futuristic pair of sunglasses.
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Future like you lived in 1980.
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People rarely give people their flowers while they still live.
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Right.
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Especially when you're in the tribute to Kumo D.
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Yeah, like Brandon, I was looking at Kumo D.
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And I was like, damn, he was good.
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He was good.
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That's my alarm for a long time.
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I'll go to work.
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(laughs)
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I was not there.
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I got that!
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Yeah, I'm free!
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We should try to get him on the show.
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Oh, yeah.
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So, we're the official podcast of trying to get Kumo D on the show.
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Kumo D.
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Yeah.
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Kumo D.
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Thank you to all of our new listeners all over the world.
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What?
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Please keep on spreading the word about the show.
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Also, if you want to review us, you know, do that.
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We don't care if it's negative or positive.
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We're not about, it's not about the feedback.
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It's about there being some feedback.
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My nickname is pretty, pretty rhinoceros.
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I got to think of it.
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There we go.
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You what?
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I didn't hear the joke.
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Yeah, I got to expand.
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My nickname is Teddy Freddie.
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I want you to be brutally honest except for about us.
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So, you know about other stuff, but not us.
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So, we're probably broadcasting alive from the politely C studios scattered all across the state that we're in.
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And you can of course, wrinkled all throughout the areas.
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Yeah.
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And you can of course check us out on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, all your podcast platforms, AmericanSlaverePigast.com.
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And some of the children's leaders were not dead.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm not a man.
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You can't be around kids.
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Well, we're not just our own kids.
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Only one of us can't legally be around kids.
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The rest of us are okay.
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As long as we're in a safe distance.
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I am out of feet.
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And that's for the kids' protection, not ours.
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Whatever that means.
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So, welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen.
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Of course, welcome to the show, Fred.
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Hey, it's me.
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I'm here, man.
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Like, I'm here.
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I got on a little fear.
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And one is, I know it's past the Patrick day.
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Yeah, it's a way.
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But like, way past the other night.
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You know what?
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It's always a matter of.
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There you go.
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Our chairs may be.
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And it's always my man with the hands.
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Alla and OTV.
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We got hands.
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We got hands.
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Throw hands.
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Me.
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Well, Alan, welcome to the show.
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I got a hand.
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Can I interject?
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Can I interject?
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Like, if there's something going on?
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Can I interject?
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Do you know, I got a Mandela of fate for you.
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Here we go.
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Right on the Mandela of fate.
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So, do you remember, I think it was scary movie too with my man, Chris.
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Chris, Chris, Chris.
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Chris, Christopher.
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I was like, Paul had it got.
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With the little hand.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, you're talking about, yeah.
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From Chris.
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Across David Cross.
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You're talking with the.
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The.
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Evan Boy.
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You know, I'm telling you.
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Because I.
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That's the name.
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I know.
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Chris.
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What was the line?
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Like.
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It was little.
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So he did say grab my little hand.
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We think I think you're asking two people who are not.
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I always do.
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We were smoking a lot of weed when that movie.
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I was.
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I wanted.
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I was holding it.
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Every time I told it, I always say grab my.
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Grab my.
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But it would have my little hand.
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That's my.
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That's my.
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Strong hand.
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That was my mando.
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Well, you mando are the shit out of that, dude.
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I appreciate that.
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And now I don't know.
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I know.
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You know what, Fred?
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Because I appreciate you bringing that to show instead of just Google.
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You're asking us instead of Google.
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You're getting it right.
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is right, y'all paying. This is what he said. I know it's right. But I always thought
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that it was grabbed my phone hand.
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Okay, I think I heard you say that before and I was like, what's that? So, it's definitely
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not it. Well, it's okay you know we all have those things that we miss. We don't remember
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it correctly.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Did not see this scary movie coming back. Yeah. They're coming out of the new ones. My
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spare movie. Yeah. I sincerely hope that is so this is you know, it's crazy friends.
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It's back in the hands of the Wayne's right with the way in. Yeah. So my thing.
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Casano Lamboone had took it. I think they bought it from the end. They were in that. Three, four,
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five. Yeah, they did like three, four, five or something like that. Okay. But that was what we had
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been doing. Yeah. That's there. The one where they made fun of signs and how that was
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stupid. Yeah. I mean, the way they were like, yeah. They sold it. They made a shit lot of money off of it.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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But I know. I'm done. What I hope you know is that you know, it's hard times, Fred.
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breed hard people and hard people breed easy. So hard people. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So I'm hoping that,
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you know, things suck, right? But generally speaking for a lot of people, but I'm hoping that the sadness
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and the suck will bring forth a new age of comedy. Yeah. Where we can get back to what comedy used to be,
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where it's just a little edgy here. I mean, for us, exactly the same as always. So it's no
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different for us. Like we don't need to live the 90s. Our comedy is timeless because yeah,
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exactly because we think the same shit is funny for my. Yeah. I always wondered about that when I was a
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kid. Like because you'd see people, especially like in their like 40s and 50s who would like have
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a hairstyle that was completely at a place for the time, but you realize like they found something
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that they liked. Right. Yeah. Right. And they're like, this is a new death. And that's it for the next 40
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years. And like, yeah. And that's great. And I wonder if that's barbarous. And he's like, no.
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They got I shaved my head and I made a wig of my own hair. So much easier that way, Fred. I mean,
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it's brilliant. Well, Fred, I got two things real quick. I got to get first of all, I have to think
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one of our intrepid listeners because, you know, what?
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We got mail. No, no, because one of them decided as soon as they heard that I was selling our old
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my old studio, they jumped in and bought it on the first day that it was available. Oh, Mark,
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I'm no, I bought my house, Fred. Oh, you sold the house. And I listened or bought the house,
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Fred. No, he did not. I allegedly. Hey, good to say that he's a listener. Sounded like a listener.
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He listened to, I, he listened to the house and then bought it. Yeah. So there you go. But they
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said, no one that I put there made it a truth. So I didn't say the toilet. He said, no, we did
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change the toilets, but then I pooped there again. I went in. So you sold the house? Yeah. Well,
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I went in because I had to do one more thing and I was like, all I'm here. That's what happened.
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I should probably Chris. That way, that was a little around my
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father is. Oh, yes. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, listener. They're like, I can tell he used this.
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What is this toilet? But this smell will never leave us. I'll play the BLC podcast.
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So yeah, super good day. So the house, Fred, you know, because it's good news going around in the
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world sometimes. We talked about things being bad. I already talked about things being good.
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House is on the under contract. That's great. People have circumnavigate. I don't know if that's
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what the people who went around the moon and shit. And since I don't know anything about the moon,
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I'm going to ask Alan to explain what happened to it. Well, basically, we sent,
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did you? You spent some in space. I knew that. No, we spent a spaceship named
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Artemis. Okay. I remember you told me that. Yeah, it was. You were going to try working on a guest.
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And I don't remember. Yeah, it was Artemis too. So I figured what we'll do is
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might as well get the, you know, the person that would know the most about it.
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Okay. I'm about Artemis to the spaceship. And about Artemis too.
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The mission. So yeah, so might as well get the space. No, I got exactly. I don't think
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not exactly not the spaceship.
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- Oh, no, let's say if we get 'em in...
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But I-I get somebody better.
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- Well tell me while they're coming on,
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can you please tell me about a little bit about the mission?
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- Oh.
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- Oh, wait, she is, it's-
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- I got something!
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- It's anonymous, it's Artemis herself.
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Yes, it's Artemis wanted me.
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- I don't need it, it made a comeback.
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- She is something...
251
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- Let's not know what the thing will!
252
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- (laughs)
253
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- Are you the Southern, the Southern Belgrade goddess, Artemis?
254
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- Well, I am.
255
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(laughs)
256
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- I'm very different.
257
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- I'm not like this, this is where I'm from.
258
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- Okay, well from South Greece, apparently,
259
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is it South of the Philippines?
260
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- The best, the best, the best, the best.
261
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- So Artemis, what?
262
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- I don't like the Philippines!
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- When we, before you get going and telling us about the spaceship,
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why don't you tell the audience
265
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a little bit about yourself?
266
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- Uh-oh, y'all wanna know about Little Loving?
267
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- Yes.
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- Well, my name is Artemis.
269
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I am the daughter of Zeus and Weeptub
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and the twin sister of a panda.
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- Oh.
272
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- She's the, I am the great goddess of the hood.
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Wemperness, wild animal, virginity and childbirth.
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I'm often depicted with a silver bow and arrows
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and I'm a bivariate of tincture, of nature and young girls
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who prone to forest with nymphs.
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Sometimes they call me the goddess of the hood.
278
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- There you go, the goddess of the hood of the hood.
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Okay, got it.
280
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- That's right, I'm Prinput.
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I am the patron of wild creatures and rural life.
282
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So, you're like hunting, fishing, you know,
283
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and a canoe, drinking, all bunch of beer, um, the girl.
284
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- That's right, you're the Joe Dirt of Cree Goddesses.
285
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- That's right.
286
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- The kid rocket, the only kid rocket,
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you're probably the kid rocket, God is.
288
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- I'm just this, except that you don't have a penis.
289
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- Yeah, that's it.
290
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- Can you say these taties?
291
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- Look at them, they're all pervy.
292
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- So, we're definitely gonna get the monetized Allen
293
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because I don't think we can put art boobies on the thing.
294
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- How can you think monetized something today?
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- Monetized.
296
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- Exactly.
297
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- Well, we're monetized.
298
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- Artimus, you know, you're also the garden.
299
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As the goddess of the hunt, I feel like you probably are well aware
300
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booby traps and tricks and whatnot that you would set up, right?
301
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For help, you know, hunt, right?
302
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- Mm-hmm.
303
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- Well, we're doing a very special trick to our friend Fred
304
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and we tell him that we're not monetized,
305
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but really, we're all millionaires.
306
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- What?
307
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- Because of the show.
308
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- Yeah, he doesn't get any of it because he's not--
309
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- He doesn't get you to not.
310
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- He doesn't know.
311
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- What, what a hell not?
312
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- Well, I don't know.
313
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So, is the cut these black?
314
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- Is it what?
315
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- Is the cut these black?
316
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- No.
317
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- Not, no, not totally.
318
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- So, so, Artimus, tell us about maybe a little bit,
319
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or it's Artimus.
320
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- That's the sign.
321
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- I know it is.
322
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It's a hard life.
323
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Tell us a little bit about the mission that bears your name.
324
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- Ah, you don't know about this space ship.
325
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- If you can.
326
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,720
- Well, it doesn't sound like you know.
327
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- I know too much about it.
328
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But, you know, I don't know if I'm in the moon.
329
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So.
330
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- Right, yo, you live on the moon.
331
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- Play on the moon.
332
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- Right.
333
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- But on the America thing.
334
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,280
- Okay, yeah, okay.
335
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- On the good side.
336
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- Oh, every time you guys are in America, right?
337
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- Yes, for the most part.
338
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- Glow legal.
339
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- More or less.
340
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- Okay, well, you know, when you look out in the moon,
341
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you see the man.
342
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,280
- Yep.
343
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,720
- It's not a man, it's a man.
344
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- Oh, oh.
345
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- That's Artimus, I'm looking down here.
346
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- Oh, to those aren't craters.
347
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Those are your boobies.
348
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,040
- Yes, those aren't the craters, aren't they?
349
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,360
- Yeah, that's what we call them.
350
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,960
- You know, you know what's on the dark?
351
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So don't want the moon.
352
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,880
- Oh my gosh.
353
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,880
- But, how?
354
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,120
- Oh, like in my-
355
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,440
- It's out there.
356
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,440
- Well, in your creek.
357
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So.
358
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- That's right.
359
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,160
- You know, we don't wear underwear.
360
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,000
- There you go.
361
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,960
Now, you know how did you know that?
362
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,440
- No, I did not know that.
363
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,960
- You didn't have to bring underwear underwear?
364
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,800
- No.
365
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- We were naked under those toes.
366
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,760
- Yep, yep.
367
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,640
- Yep.
368
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,080
- Are you cold?
369
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,800
- Little bit, it's cold on the moon.
370
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,800
You know, you see my nipples?
371
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,640
- Yeah, I can tell.
372
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,160
- I'm looking out a little bit, aren't you?
373
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,000
- Yeah, well, that's the-
374
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,120
- The light's not the same, I think the same.
375
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,160
Those are my nipples, and they're craters.
376
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,000
- Yeah, look at them.
377
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,320
- Well, you know, Artimus, you know one of your favorite
378
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,200
symbols is the crescent moon.
379
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,040
- That's right.
380
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,480
- Look like a man, do not man.
381
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,760
(laughs)
382
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:01,920
- That's all right.
383
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,480
- I'm trying to see a big man.
384
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,800
- I can't help it.
385
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,600
- No, no, this is happening, yeah.
386
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(laughs)
387
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,080
- We're supposed to.
388
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,960
We need to know more about-
389
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,120
- What's happening?
390
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:22,840
- It's me, nothing. - That was-
391
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:27,040
- Are you pro space or anti space?
392
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,680
- Well, if you want people-
393
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,840
- You come up here, it's a lot of room.
394
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,040
- I still say, do you want people up there with you,
395
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,040
or would you prefer to be left alone?
396
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,400
- I'm not, because I'm an independent.
397
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,760
- You're fiercely independent.
398
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,880
- I can lonely.
399
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,120
I'm just like any other one.
400
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,520
- Well, you're also a virgin.
401
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,360
- Well.
402
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,520
(laughs)
403
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,520
- You know- - Hello.
404
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,360
- Hello.
405
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,880
- That's you, sorry.
406
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,040
- You're not funny.
407
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,360
- I'm lonely.
408
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,200
(laughs)
409
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,280
- You're like an advocate for that little fountain pair for better.
410
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,120
- Oh, thank you.
411
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:59,480
- Why don't you come on down from the moon and see if you can-
412
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,600
- You wanna come on up to the bathroom?
413
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,480
- No, that's a really-
414
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,480
- That's a round.
415
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,880
- That's a long drive.
416
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,920
- The premier of the moon.
417
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,680
(laughs)
418
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,080
- Don't get you on my space horse.
419
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,600
- I'm a rough man on the space horse.
420
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,920
- I picked you up.
421
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,760
- Right.
422
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,000
- We go to Snack, Little Prince, Ronald Omar.
423
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,080
- Oh, okay.
424
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,080
- And then,
425
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,400
- I'd like to back to the bow.
426
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,280
- Tell you my favorite crater.
427
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,280
(laughs)
428
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,120
- I know.
429
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:28,960
- Tell it to me.
430
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,800
- I know.
431
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,560
- Ardivus wants us to investigate her crater, Alan.
432
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,720
- I know, yeah.
433
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,560
(laughs)
434
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,720
- He is fiercely independent.
435
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,200
- Just a father there, you're.
436
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,800
(laughs)
437
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,640
- There you are.
438
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,720
- I'll make it a whole punky.
439
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:45,200
- Yeah, we'll be young.
440
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,040
- Yeah, we'll be young.
441
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,880
- Yeah, we'll be young.
442
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,640
- Is that like crack, is he?
443
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,280
- Oh no, baby, this is marriage.
444
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,560
So why is that?
445
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,640
- Yeah, we smoked moonly.
446
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,240
- I'm telling you.
447
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,080
(laughs)
448
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,560
- Hey man, you ever seen the moon?
449
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,320
- Alan, okay, hold on, Ardivus.
450
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,960
- Have you ever seen the moon on wheat?
451
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,280
- Weed, hold on, Ardivus.
452
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,600
(laughs)
453
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,600
- Okay.
454
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,600
Okay, Ardivus is Alan.
455
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,400
I think Ardivus is starting to sound a lot like
456
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,920
meatwad from aqua food.
457
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,560
(laughs)
458
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,560
- It's wild.
459
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,160
- Yeah, I gotta say he's doing what?
460
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,000
- A little man.
461
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,840
- You want me?
462
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,680
- I know.
463
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,680
(laughs)
464
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,200
- Meatwad.
465
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,360
- No, Ardivus, what's your?
466
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,920
- I hate me for a lot of meat.
467
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,840
- What is your, oh my God.
468
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,600
- I'm so sexual.
469
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,120
- Yes, you really are.
470
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,000
- So is great.
471
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:40,000
- So Ardivus, what's your favorite part about being a goddess?
472
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,600
- I live forever.
473
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,240
I've seen everything.
474
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,760
I've seen it all.
475
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,320
I saw the Mongolians run up in there,
476
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,600
take China, I saw the little ass Napoleon,
477
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,040
I seen him the last on the top of the elephant.
478
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,720
That's the most amazing I've ever seen.
479
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:02,720
But you wanna know my favorite thing at all times.
480
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,480
- Yeah, of course.
481
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,760
Redwood tree.
482
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:09,480
Redwood tree, I love it.
483
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,320
- I love a good redwood tree.
484
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,160
- So.
485
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,200
- I wanna ask why, but I know I shouldn't ask why, Alan.
486
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,680
(laughs)
487
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,720
- I love a rib for her plan.
488
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,560
- Sure.
489
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,120
(laughs)
490
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:27,760
- You know, I'm like goddess, baby?
491
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,200
- Yeah, it's just, no, okay.
492
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,200
Speaking of that, Ardivus,
493
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,040
since you are, you know, you're in the woods all that.
494
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:38,520
You're a big fan of, and obviously you like redwood trees.
495
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,360
- I did.
496
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,200
- What do you feel about bushes?
497
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,040
- Well.
498
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,160
- You see my, he might,
499
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,200
in my case, when I hang out in the bushes.
500
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,040
(laughs)
501
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,040
- But having the bushes, I'm in the rivers,
502
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,080
I love a baby.
503
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,080
(laughs)
504
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,680
But you're being fresh.
505
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,280
- Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
506
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,160
- It seems like you flavor the bush.
507
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,000
- Yeah.
508
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,840
- More than the trees.
509
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,400
- That would feel like a big, fishy bush.
510
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,480
(laughs)
511
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,720
- Well, I'm in there.
512
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,760
- I'm all up in there and it's too far.
513
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,440
- All natural and such.
514
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:18,080
- You see what's going on around here in the bushes?
515
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:18,920
What's up?
516
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,360
- Well, Ardivus, my question to you.
517
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,360
- Yeah, another one.
518
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,200
Give it to me.
519
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:28,560
- Is, did you know that your namesake
520
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,320
is the first crewed mission to the moon
521
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,800
in over 50 years?
522
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,440
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
523
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,280
- You did that.
524
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,160
- Those little long songs up here, I think.
525
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,720
Yeah, I'm here.
526
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,560
- Oh, you see, yeah.
527
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,560
- You're happy about me.
528
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,880
- Oh, have you been up in the moon that long since the '60s?
529
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,320
- I think here, I come and go.
530
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,280
This is like my summer home.
531
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:51,400
Okay, you know, I come up here when I just want to get away
532
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,320
and you know, refresh recharge.
533
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,160
- Sure.
534
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,320
- And, you know, just be myself.
535
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,080
- That's my titties hang.
536
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,040
- Oh, yeah, just one of the six gravity.
537
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,680
- That's right, you know, they know the hang,
538
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,160
but they never hang.
539
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,920
I'm the first to stop.
540
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,840
- Right, well, 'cause you never age.
541
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,000
- That's right.
542
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,360
- Do you get to pick when you stop aging or how does that work?
543
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,840
- Well, you can flip too, right?
544
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,080
If you want a little B.L.A.
545
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,640
or a little bit older, you can go ahead and build a folder.
546
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:27,040
Things to do that you need to use it for tricks and whatnot.
547
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:27,880
- That's right.
548
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,120
- So we can do all kinds of, the--
549
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,360
- The mischief.
550
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:36,360
- My daddy, he can throw light in boats from his hanging.
551
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:39,640
- I throw them from my brother.
552
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,480
- Oh.
553
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,600
- He's f**king boasting about what he's doing.
554
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,320
- What's that?
555
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,960
- Is that how you fly to the moon?
556
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:53,960
'Cause you know, Artemis, the moon is 238,855 miles from Earth.
557
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,640
- That's a long way.
558
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,480
- 'Cause I want to look here.
559
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,320
- It is?
560
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,160
- No, it's not for me, you know.
561
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:07,160
I don't need that much propulsion to get me off the ground
562
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,400
'cause I am a goddess.
563
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,960
You ever seen Wonder Woman?
564
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,800
- She's like, "That bitch to sh*t."
565
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,760
- Oh, oh.
566
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,840
- She ain't got nothing on me, all right?
567
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,760
And Diana, if you're listening,
568
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,840
bring your eyes up to the moon.
569
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,280
- I'll put them bracelets up here.
570
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,280
- It is.
571
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,920
- Oh, damn.
572
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:35,040
- Well, you know Alan, it is theorized
573
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:40,040
that Artemis is characterized as the modern person
574
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:44,760
lesbian or bisexual.
575
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,000
- That's right, she stole my key.
576
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,120
- She stole it.
577
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,480
- She stole my key.
578
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,320
Back in the-
579
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,880
- Wonder Woman is lesbian or bisexual?
580
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,240
- She could be, I think most of the Amazonian people
581
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,560
were because they weren't dudes, right?
582
00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,560
- Yeah, they weren't all dudes, dude.
583
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,560
That's right, yeah.
584
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,720
- That's right, yeah.
585
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,560
- And the other two.
586
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,200
- Alan, follow women, who do you think started that out?
587
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,040
- What are you watching?
588
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,160
- Started lesbian as a, I did that.
589
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,000
- Whoa.
590
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:10,840
- Whoa.
591
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,000
- Yeah.
592
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,840
- You worry about that.
593
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:17,520
- Hold Alan, pull a nut, but I ask bitches.
594
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,520
- Mm-hmm.
595
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,760
- And then Diana, what's the kind of it?
596
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,680
Shake her little ass.
597
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,520
- This is a dish girl.
598
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,960
- Fucking shorts.
599
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,480
- I'm sure.
600
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,640
- Yeah.
601
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:30,480
- Yeah.
602
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,640
(laughing)
603
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,440
- So, Art, I have a question for you
604
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,680
and you may not want to talk about this,
605
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,680
but I do wonder.
606
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:41,800
Being alive forever as you plan to be.
607
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,640
- Yeah.
608
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,240
- What, is there like a way, if you decide you're done,
609
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,120
and you're like, ah, I'm just so tired of being alive forever?
610
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:53,200
Can you like, m-m-m-m-m, or like, you know what?
611
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,040
Or no?
612
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,520
- Right, I mean,
613
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,680
I just care about--
614
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,680
- I just care about-- - I'm an Einstein,
615
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,280
talk to you guys, this energy never dies.
616
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,120
- Right.
617
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:09,280
- So, no, I, you're always gonna be somewhere, right?
618
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,320
- True.
619
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:17,320
- So, like, if I wanted to finger quote, die,
620
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,120
then I would just have to go home
621
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,840
and I'm not doing that.
622
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,720
I'm not going back to a lamp as the lamp was.
623
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,360
- I'm not gonna say it, Lada.
624
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,200
I don't know.
625
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,400
- I thought you said it, I thought she was gonna say it,
626
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,240
later too.
627
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,080
- Right?
628
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:32,920
- I don't know.
629
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,840
- I was gonna say, I'm not going back to it, later.
630
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,680
- Yeah, it's a Delta Hub, you know?
631
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:41,400
- It's amazing, that's a, woo, that's a party city
632
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,280
right there for acting.
633
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,480
- Yeah, you pop in sometimes.
634
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,480
- Let's people know how to boogie.
635
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,480
- So, do you go to Atlanta sometimes?
636
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,960
- I'm at Atlanta or Atlanta.
637
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,320
- Either one, either one, Jimmy.
638
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,320
- Well, I used to go to Atlanta long time ago,
639
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,400
but not now.
640
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,880
- Yeah.
641
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:06,720
- Why not?
642
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:11,880
- You know, I'm not playing it on the road, you know?
643
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,880
I'm not playing it on your car, okay?
644
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,400
- I'm not gonna get in trouble with that.
645
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,120
You know why.
646
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:17,960
- You know why?
647
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,360
- Do you go to Atlanta?
648
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,160
- Yes.
649
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,320
- Yeah?
650
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,760
- I bet you do.
651
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,760
That's why you do.
652
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,600
- Yeah, I know.
653
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,600
- Yeah, I know.
654
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,760
(laughs)
655
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,600
- It's a little more.
656
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,960
- But not the kind of crack you're thinking about,
657
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,800
or the more?
658
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,640
- No, no.
659
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,840
- I got some crack for you.
660
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,320
- No, not that kind either.
661
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,160
- I thought you were.
662
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,800
- I thought the moon crack.
663
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,880
- Yeah, I thought you were the goddess of the crack.
664
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,680
(laughs)
665
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,520
Oh my gosh.
666
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,800
- No, she's the goddess of the, of the,
667
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,480
what is the hunt?
668
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,320
- The hunt.
669
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,640
- The hunt.
670
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,880
(laughs)
671
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,720
- That's a weird accident.
672
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,880
(laughs)
673
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,040
- God, I thought it was the other thing.
674
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,040
- The goddess of the hunt.
675
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,520
- The goddess of what?
676
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,120
- The goddess of the hunt.
677
00:26:57,120 --> 00:27:00,560
- See, you not understand my anger last.
678
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,040
- No, the hunt, yeah, we got it.
679
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,920
- The goddess of the hunt.
680
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,240
- We got it, right.
681
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,560
- No, I'm not saying it.
682
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,640
- The emphasis on the h and the u.
683
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,640
- Oh, I see, the cunt.
684
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,520
- Cunt, there you go.
685
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,360
You got it.
686
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,880
- Got it, I got it now.
687
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,520
- And you say cunt.
688
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,880
- Oh, who is this?
689
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,840
(cunt, grunting)
690
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,120
- Oh, look at you, I'm big.
691
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:26,960
- Yeah, I'm big.
692
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,320
- The one who is trying to find the fusing kind of fusing.
693
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,800
(cunt, grunting)
694
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,680
- Yeah, you want some of this thing?
695
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,760
- Yeah, come on, yeah.
696
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,480
- You got some little interstellar travel lamps.
697
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,000
- So, Artemis, this is our friend,
698
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,520
detachable robot penis.
699
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,520
(laughs)
700
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,520
- I'm just gonna show you.
701
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,960
- I know, I know everything.
702
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,720
I know who this is.
703
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,440
A sub-DRP?
704
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,680
- Yeah, calming.
705
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,360
- I'm calming you now.
706
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,920
All right, well, what we're gonna do?
707
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,120
- You said you had a great time.
708
00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,120
(cunt, grunting)
709
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,280
- And you said calming next week.
710
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:08,440
That's been over 300 years.
711
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,160
- Oh, here's the house.
712
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,200
- What?
713
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,000
- It's been kind of hard.
714
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,840
- Thank you.
715
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,080
- As you know, it's been hard.
716
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,320
- As segmented, you know what it's coming to.
717
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,160
- Oh, yeah.
718
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:25,400
- Oh, really?
719
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,920
- DRP's D must be gone.
720
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,680
Oh, no, it's getting used to D's.
721
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,840
Oh, no.
722
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,520
Oh, this is amazing.
723
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,880
Oh, the lack of humanity.
724
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:40,680
Oh, oh, my God, that was...
725
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,720
The wreck is wrecking more.
726
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:43,880
Oh, no.
727
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,040
(cunt, grunting)
728
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,040
- Not DRP.
729
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:48,880
- What?
730
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,880
- You can have her face.
731
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,440
You can have her face.
732
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,840
- But, yeah, a little.
733
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,000
- No, I think he's dead.
734
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,480
I think DRP is dead.
735
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,320
- What?
736
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,320
- There is a happy break.
737
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,680
- While we see if DRP is still alive.
738
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,520
(laughing)
739
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,480
And we'll be back after this.
740
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,520
Thank you for the DRP, my God.
741
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,360
- Thank you, my God.
742
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,520
- Thank you, my God.
743
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,360
- Happy Boundary.
744
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,320
- The Black Link and Collective Podcast
745
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,320
will return after a word from our sponsors.
746
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,360
- The ghost of Black Link and...
747
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,940
(upbeat music)
748
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:20,520
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749
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:48,160
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750
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,480
- Welcome back to the Black Link and Collective Podcast.
751
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,280
We're still here.
752
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,880
- Yep, we are here.
753
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,480
- Yes, we are.
754
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,320
- And Fred.
755
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,720
- Fred, you're speaking of still here.
756
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,280
- Yeah, we're here.
757
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:06,280
- We've got an old friend coming back to join us.
758
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,640
Oh, yeah.
759
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:13,640
We talked about him a while ago and he left a certain imprint
760
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:17,120
on us and then disappeared.
761
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:17,960
- Right.
762
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:19,760
- Both from the headlines and from our lives.
763
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,840
- Yep.
764
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,840
- And then Fred come to find out he's back.
765
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,160
- Oh, that's right, Fred.
766
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,600
The new world screw worm, our old buddy.
767
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,440
- Hey!
768
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,600
- Oh, look at that.
769
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,440
- There he is.
770
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,600
- Hey guys, have a good day.
771
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,440
- Hey, how's he?
772
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,960
- He's a picture of you too, buddy.
773
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,720
- It's me, the screw worm.
774
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,640
Did he notice my mustache?
775
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,480
- Yeah.
776
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,960
- It looks like it's very nice.
777
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:48,960
- I love the mustache.
778
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,960
- Oh, yeah.
779
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,840
- We can tell that you're only 90 miles
780
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,560
from the United States at this point.
781
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,560
- That's right.
782
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,560
- Because you definitely have--
783
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,960
- I sure am worth this coming for you.
784
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:01,800
(laughing)
785
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,560
- Exactly, I'm gonna say you definitely have--
786
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,200
- Yeah!
787
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,800
- Mexican style mustache.
788
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,120
- Oh, wait.
789
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:19,120
(laughing)
790
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,120
- Yeah.
791
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,120
- Oh, man, you see that movie.
792
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,120
- Oh, yes, I see all of them.
793
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,120
I see my chippy.
794
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,120
I see the knife one.
795
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,120
I see, you know that in my chippy,
796
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,120
you know who the bad guy was?
797
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,120
- Hmm.
798
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,120
- The baby seal.
799
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,120
I mean, excuse me.
800
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,120
The gravy seal himself.
801
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,120
- Steven, see ya!
802
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,120
- Yeah.
803
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,120
- Yeah.
804
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,120
- Yes.
805
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:50,120
I've been working on his brain.
806
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,120
- Yeah.
807
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,120
You know we're gonna a lot of brains
808
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,120
around Hollywood lately.
809
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,120
- Oh, yes.
810
00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:00,120
- Well, for those of you who don't remember,
811
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,920
our old buddy screw worm is the species of parasitic flies
812
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,120
that eat the tissue or flesh of both warm-blooded animals
813
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,120
and people.
814
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,120
- Yes, I do!
815
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:14,120
- Then they lay their delicious eggs inside body openings,
816
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,120
such as the wounds the nose,
817
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,120
the eyes of your foot from now.
818
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,120
- Yes, I do!
819
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,120
- I mean his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his,
820
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,120
the eggs then hatch into maggots slash larva,
821
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,120
which then unlike most worms,
822
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,120
begin to eat live tissue.
823
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,120
Most worms prefer dead tissue.
824
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,120
- Yeah.
825
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,120
- So this cause, this will cause and can cause a painful
826
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,120
and foul smelly wound.
827
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,120
- Yes.
828
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,120
- So watch out Fred, right now.
829
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,120
- Absolutely.
830
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,120
- Yeah.
831
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,120
- Yeah.
832
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,120
- Yeah.
833
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,120
- Yeah.
834
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,120
- Yeah.
835
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,120
- Yeah.
836
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,120
- So it's very close.
837
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,120
- I eat the flesh.
838
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,120
Like the flesh people, I eat them.
839
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,120
- Oh!
840
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,120
And you know what?
841
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,120
I cannot be deported.
842
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,120
Fuck you eyes!
843
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,120
- Fuck you eyes!
844
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,120
- The screw or making a political statement, I love it.
845
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,120
- I think you're doing that.
846
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,120
- Me!
847
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,120
- Close the borders of the screw.
848
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,120
- Close the borders of the screw.
849
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,120
- Yeah.
850
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,120
- Yeah.
851
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:15,120
- Yes.
852
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:19,120
- Do you have any questions for me?
853
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,120
- I have a question.
854
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,120
I want to get your reaction to this story I read
855
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,120
about you, this quote, screw worm.
856
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,120
- Oh.
857
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,120
- About you, okay?
858
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,120
- Okay.
859
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,120
- He said the screw worm is not some distant problem.
860
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,120
It is a direct and imminent threat to Texas.
861
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,120
And we are treating it that way.
862
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:39,120
This is a high, it's a high stake situation for our ranchers.
863
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,120
Our livestock industry and our food supply.
864
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,120
And we are moving aggressively to stay ahead of it.
865
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,120
Says while the USDA is taking steps to respond,
866
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:51,120
the reality is spreadable screw ball up here
867
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,120
has not been successfully contained to date.
868
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,120
To serious concern,
869
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,120
and underscores exactly why Texas must be protected
870
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,120
by Texas must be proactive in dealing with this threat.
871
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,120
We are fully engaged and prepared to escalate
872
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,120
every available tool to ensure this threat is stopped.
873
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,120
- They're gonna send us that.
874
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,120
- You have a storm after you.
875
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,120
- That's Sid Miller, whoever that is.
876
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,120
- Oh.
877
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,120
- Not Sid Miller.
878
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,120
- Yeah, he got Sid Miller on his ass.
879
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,120
- That's Sid Miller is the bad.
880
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,120
- No.
881
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,120
- He was just talking about Sid Miller.
882
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,120
- None of the motherfuckers are gonna get me
883
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,120
because you know why?
884
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,120
- We're gonna come into Arizona.
885
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,120
(laughing)
886
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,120
- No.
887
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,120
(laughing)
888
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,120
- Yeah, I did work my way to Texas.
889
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,120
(laughing)
890
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,120
- Oklahoma, Tennessee, North Carolina, Virginia.
891
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,120
(buzzer)
892
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,120
- Fairies, fairies, fairies stop, kill out of please.
893
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,120
- Right, come on, do his favor.
894
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:56,120
- Oh, no, no, no, no, I'll just go through great court.
895
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,120
(laughing)
896
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,120
- We just thought you gave five to--
897
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,120
- Oh, I'm sorry.
898
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,120
- How good are you with directions, Rick?
899
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,120
- That's my question.
900
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,120
- I am very good.
901
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:10,120
I am better than the GPS.
902
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,120
I am the screw.
903
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,120
- I am the EPS.
904
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,120
- I am the EPS.
905
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,120
- The EPS, yes, yes.
906
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,120
- Yes.
907
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:23,120
- Is there anything that we can do to stop you, screwworm,
908
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,120
for what do we need to do?
909
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,120
- Oh my goodness.
910
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,120
- Oh no.
911
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,120
- Screwworm, what are you doing here?
912
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,120
- Oh no.
913
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,120
- Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we're joined by our own friend,
914
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,120
a great friend of the show.
915
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,120
We haven't seen a while.
916
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,120
- I cannot believe this.
917
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,120
- It stops your friend from--
918
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,120
- I cannot believe the eyes inside of my head.
919
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,120
What are you doing here?
920
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,120
- You were--
921
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,120
(buzzer)
922
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,120
- I was--
923
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,120
(buzzer)
924
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:51,240
You have no voice now, you don't know what to say
925
00:35:51,240 --> 00:36:12,400
I was trying to get some money out of there
926
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:17,060
No, we're not getting money. We're not getting your
927
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,300
Hi
928
00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:27,480
We have to screw warm on street Philly I am running the same
929
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:32,780
Dr. Franchi look
930
00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:41,380
It's Elvis. Oh look over there Dr. Franchi. We're over here. It's Elvis. Well, oh, it's true. We're I'm left. Oh, dear lift
931
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:47,960
Hey, Randolph again, almost had him. I almost had him
932
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:55,420
It's like we thought we thought he was gone. I am going to great court
933
00:36:55,420 --> 00:37:06,900
Going to clean from the infected room. Oh, no, but audio little maggots. No, I'm going to give you a SDI
934
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:10,820
Oh, no
935
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,900
No, no
936
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:17,260
SIT a sterile insect technique
937
00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:23,260
I'm going to release sterile males
938
00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:26,060
For you to stop producing
939
00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:34,900
So your mustache will do you no good no more more stashio than my day
940
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:39,460
Well, no, you'll have it see no more
941
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,260
Stashio there's some more thing
942
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:55,740
All right, bye go run run now. I'll distract him. I will get you
943
00:37:55,740 --> 00:38:09,260
So, Dr. Franchi what brings you were used in the neighborhood?
944
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:17,220
I was I was listening live on my satellite radio as you do I knew I needed to get in there
945
00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:23,660
And help you with the school one problem. Thank you because he was not gonna leave no
946
00:38:23,660 --> 00:38:27,620
He was not and he was going to eat on you
947
00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:30,140
Yeah, he was he was doing that
948
00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:32,140
But ever and ever
949
00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:38,180
Well, Dr. Franchi, I'm glad you know, I are you still in Africa at the moment by the way?
950
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:42,100
No, I am not in Africa. Oh, where you at nowadays?
951
00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:44,900
I cannot tell you why I am
952
00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:48,180
One of those special
953
00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:54,860
But it is very important. Well, I I know that you've been all over the world a million times
954
00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:57,100
And I can tell because we picked up
955
00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:59,820
Listers from all over the world
956
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:07,420
like Africa South America, you know China everywhere everywhere that Dr. Franchi leaves behind
957
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:11,500
The black link collective gets his scraps. I
958
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:14,100
Want to tell you I can tell you
959
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:18,780
Only thing I can tell you about the job that I am doing now is
960
00:39:18,780 --> 00:39:26,460
I am helping a very sick man a very important man
961
00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:31,220
I must keep this man alive. Oh, no
962
00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:33,700
So you're in Washington?
963
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:39,620
Really worried about I cannot say well at this moment and time, but I am
964
00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:45,300
Side by side beside this man and I must keep him alive
965
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:52,260
For the right or the free world of the whole world it depends on this man
966
00:39:52,260 --> 00:40:00,060
I am just telling you I cannot say anymore. You've got yeah, why would you I cannot you?
967
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:02,500
Got in yourself into some stuff here, Franchi. I
968
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:06,660
This is this this go round they have my mother
969
00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:09,660
Oh, yeah, your mother no way
970
00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:13,900
I've said too much. I have said too much mama French and we say
971
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:18,980
Sure, so yeah, so Dr. Franchi what
972
00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:22,380
What's new in your life?
973
00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:24,740
After mom
974
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:27,900
Yeah
975
00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:29,900
It is a very awful situation
976
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:33,020
Sounds terrible. I know you don't want to tell us because you don't want to get in trouble
977
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:34,980
more trouble
978
00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:37,900
No, so how about this whatever you do
979
00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:40,020
Don't
980
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:47,140
Give us clues as to what's going on while you tell us about the latest in health news that we need to know about
981
00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:51,020
I can do that
982
00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:53,460
So class
983
00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:57,460
Today's lesson is about Ali Pipites
984
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,620
Oh
985
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:03,420
Alan do you know anything about peptides?
986
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:07,220
Isn't that that stuff you take for indigestion? Oh
987
00:41:07,220 --> 00:41:09,620
No, that's
988
00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:10,900
Peptobizmol
989
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:16,780
I believe oh, okay, okay, okay. No, I don't know much about it. Tell me Dr. Franchi
990
00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:21,340
So a polypeptide is a linear chain of numerous
991
00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:24,260
amino acid
992
00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:31,100
linked together by peptide bonds acting as like a building block for proteins right
993
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:36,340
They generally contain 50 or more amino acid these molecules
994
00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:37,780
Bold
995
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:42,420
Pacific three-dimensional snakes to perform a central biological roles
996
00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:45,620
That's a serving in time
997
00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:48,420
Construction component or stigling the molecule
998
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:50,860
Something like Arnold now
999
00:41:50,860 --> 00:42:01,460
You get very yeah, it's it's real to you. It's exciting. Yeah, so
1000
00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:04,060
Let me break it down to you
1001
00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:07,580
In layman's terms. Yes, please
1002
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:10,740
You put the peptides into your body
1003
00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:14,540
And during the way it is like rocky
1004
00:42:16,180 --> 00:42:18,180
Fat in your body is like mr.
1005
00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:23,540
So right he beats the fat
1006
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:27,420
That's sure
1007
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:32,420
It's gonna ask him if he could do it in Arnold movies like he could just say it terminates the fat
1008
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:35,460
He terminates
1009
00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:44,020
You have to go on a midnight run. I don't know. It really starts working around the six day
1010
00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:47,020
He's a
1011
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:52,740
So well, Dr. Bridget in your opinion are
1012
00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:59,220
Are peptide something that you should
1013
00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:06,580
Get used or if you see them near a school should you call a kindergarten cop?
1014
00:43:06,580 --> 00:43:11,780
Yeah, or a last-action hero right
1015
00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:15,900
Or
1016
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:19,740
Or well if you're near a school they make you a predator
1017
00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:27,460
Oh
1018
00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:30,900
You are
1019
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:35,940
I guess it's not good dr. Bridget's not a good thing
1020
00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:44,420
But you know that's fine so
1021
00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:46,820
G.O.P. one's big fan
1022
00:43:46,820 --> 00:43:51,260
Or are they untouchable?
1023
00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:57,020
Wasn't that one no replay it what was the one with all the old people?
1024
00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:59,620
I don't know but maybe if they don't know
1025
00:43:59,620 --> 00:44:02,620
They'll do it. Don't the Rico. So tune
1026
00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:06,860
I might you right they might have to do it. Yeah, man
1027
00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:11,060
The one isn't with our own and like there was a replacement or the
1028
00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:19,660
So in other words, what is what is better? What is better taking the G.O.P. one or
1029
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:24,300
Doing some running man
1030
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:28,220
Right, I'm being yeah, doing some running. I'll be in a running man
1031
00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:43,020
If you do the running man make sure you go commando
1032
00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:51,860
Otherwise you're gonna do a lot of collateral damage
1033
00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:56,780
To your areas. That's right that ain't no true lies
1034
00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:59,860
Okay, this is gone too far
1035
00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:03,180
Yeah, let's erase it
1036
00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:10,100
All right, so Dr. Frenzy do you have anything else that you would like?
1037
00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:13,020
No
1038
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:15,660
Well used to be the world's greatest podcast
1039
00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:20,900
Was our of Schwarzenegger and an enceno man no
1040
00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:27,500
I have nothing
1041
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:31,460
Okay, well
1042
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:34,340
We're glad you were able to help us Dr. Frenzy. Please
1043
00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:42,860
Please if you need us to do something to get your mom to safety. Yep. I heard that you were on the Conan podcast
1044
00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:48,100
Conan O'Brien no, Conan the barbarian
1045
00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:53,300
He had to get one more in Dr. Frenzy
1046
00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:05,460
Well, thanks for hanging out Dr. F
1047
00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:09,900
We hope that you we hope that you're able to keep
1048
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:15,540
Whatever orange skinned machine near you alive. It is okay
1049
00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:18,340
Maybe one day he will be
1050
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:22,340
There we let's hope that's the one that I was thinking about
1051
00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:26,660
All right, well thanks Dr. Frenzy
1052
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:30,180
Get the hell out of here. I guess you're back to business
1053
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:34,980
Do we ever find out should we have done peptides or not?
1054
00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:40,820
Never really told us we need to totally recall it. Yeah
1055
00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:46,180
He's okay. We will find out in a couple of years. Okay, so maybe
1056
00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:50,580
50 50 shot on that one Alan there you go. Yeah
1057
00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:54,020
You were a woman 50 50
1058
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:58,980
Thank you Dr. Stiffty you may be terminated
1059
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:03,460
We'll this segment should have been terminated you won't be back
1060
00:47:03,460 --> 00:47:08,820
I'll be back then it this is a testament to our
1061
00:47:08,820 --> 00:47:15,700
Good stuff. No, it's great. You know, you know, Fred. It's great
1062
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:18,820
So
1063
00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:20,820
I didn't get it first
1064
00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:24,820
I
1065
00:47:24,820 --> 00:47:32,820
I
1066
00:47:32,820 --> 00:47:38,820
Well, Fred it's like my old friend
1067
00:47:38,820 --> 00:47:41,860
Zoolika dobson said
1068
00:47:41,860 --> 00:47:42,820
Oh
1069
00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:48,260
Zoolika, yeah, yeah, the dullards envy a brilliant man is always a swage by the suspicion
1070
00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:50,260
that they will come to a bad end
1071
00:47:50,260 --> 00:47:52,260
I
1072
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:55,220
Don't know what I said either but
1073
00:47:55,220 --> 00:48:00,820
This is still it's actually mr max beer bomb said
1074
00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:09,540
But what the dullards envy a brilliant man is always a swaged by the suspicion
1075
00:48:09,540 --> 00:48:12,260
They will come to a bad end
1076
00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:19,220
Now we just need to know what a swaged beads. Yeah
1077
00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:24,500
That's a we're all digging or you can put the South African
1078
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:27,620
Ambassador
1079
00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:29,620
But put make look
1080
00:48:29,620 --> 00:48:38,500
Hey, I got a
1081
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,980
Yes news I don't know where oh
1082
00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:45,700
Something that we're not counting on news I don't know where
1083
00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:47,700
All right, what you got friend so
1084
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:56,180
Breaking you remember baby Jessica. We're all the well. We're yet a little baby that fell all the way on the well
1085
00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:58,580
Yeah, yeah, that's what
1086
00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:02,020
She got arrested
1087
00:49:02,020 --> 00:49:04,500
She got arrested
1088
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:08,420
Can't believe it
1089
00:49:08,420 --> 00:49:11,460
What do you I
1090
00:49:11,620 --> 00:49:17,460
Oh, no domestic domestic violence domestic what she well Fred you know what they say
1091
00:49:17,460 --> 00:49:22,340
He's on a board prince. You know what they say Fred. Well, all's well. It ends well
1092
00:49:22,340 --> 00:49:28,100
We don't have everybody
1093
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:31,460
Baby down the well, but you can't make it drink the water. There you go
1094
00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:38,580
So yeah, I heard that I heard she was getting having a really hard time. Yeah, she said well, I don't know she said uh
1095
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:47,860
They oh, they have a story on it. They said it's but you know what the headline on this thing is is what kills me is like
1096
00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:56,580
Baby Jessica was rescued from a Texas well nearly 38 years ago. Yeah, I remember it in the chalk a song talk
1097
00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:59,620
so like
1098
00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:06,820
But then they don't say anything about what happened on the assault they just give you all the baby Jessica shit
1099
00:50:08,660 --> 00:50:15,460
Yeah, cuz they're like you remember that person yeah, I was like but that that's cruise they it just they something about her um
1100
00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:19,860
Yes, she said
1101
00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:21,700
What
1102
00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,860
That she's married now
1103
00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:33,620
She got married in grade 17 baby Jessica. Yeah, yeah, she was charged with assault causing bad bodily injury involving family out violence
1104
00:50:35,220 --> 00:50:38,980
familial violent and somebody put the first
1105
00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:43,060
Comment says all wells that ends well
1106
00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:47,940
It is like well well well. What do we have here?
1107
00:50:47,940 --> 00:51:00,260
There you go
1108
00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:05,620
Well, yeah, so
1109
00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:14,180
Really was she faint was that because she got famous for the well thing or like I guess this when she was the key. Yeah
1110
00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:17,220
I mean she she like when she was the baby dude they
1111
00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:21,380
They gave her the money that they probably sold her story I bet
1112
00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:24,420
Yeah, I
1113
00:51:24,420 --> 00:51:31,860
A baby Jessica story baby did not hold up as well
1114
00:51:32,820 --> 00:51:34,820
As well. I know
1115
00:51:34,820 --> 00:51:38,660
I wasn't in your when you were the baby
1116
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:40,820
Yeah, I mean she couldn't have been an ugly baby for all right
1117
00:51:40,820 --> 00:51:48,100
That's true in that case she did great. Uh, she's kept out of wells
1118
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:53,860
This is the memory of the experience. Well, yeah, cuz she was a fucking baby
1119
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:58,820
Imagine that though imagine being like
1120
00:51:59,940 --> 00:52:02,660
Your whole life everyone's been like you're the baby for the well
1121
00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:07,620
I'm talking about
1122
00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:10,820
Yeah, I know you that well, baby
1123
00:52:10,820 --> 00:52:18,580
It was like a big deal. They thought she would be oh, yeah, that's it was like you yeah, no
1124
00:52:18,580 --> 00:52:20,900
I remember when they were like we got her out they just don't
1125
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:26,340
We got that baby out of that world
1126
00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:28,980
We fucking did it
1127
00:52:29,060 --> 00:52:31,540
Now what they wouldn't they they should have did like
1128
00:52:31,540 --> 00:52:37,220
Back in the day all you had to do is give like a kid a flashlight entire rope to his feet
1129
00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:39,700
Yeah, and Laura down there
1130
00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:43,460
That's the classic way of getting more kids stuck in the well
1131
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:47,220
Get more kids stuck in that well
1132
00:52:47,220 --> 00:52:52,420
The difference between now and then is now the parents would have gotten the well claims flesh
1133
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:55,540
They would have gotten to jail for hell and danger man
1134
00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:58,260
Right
1135
00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:04,580
Yeah, no, you're right Alan that is the difference is back then they were like well babies fall well sometimes
1136
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:09,300
Now it's like oh my god everyone is going to
1137
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:19,460
Know what I was the baby allowed to be near the well it was a baby just we're like it hour
1138
00:53:19,460 --> 00:53:25,060
Yeah, I mean it was they had news 24 hours a day on them
1139
00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:30,020
That was like a big deal when it happened right 22 feet
1140
00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:33,060
I remember it well
1141
00:53:33,060 --> 00:53:38,020
So we can't say well related things for the
1142
00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:41,460
I remember it
1143
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:44,180
It was well documented
1144
00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:50,340
God and you do you think okay, so do you think that that's like a trigger for her
1145
00:53:50,340 --> 00:53:53,700
Like
1146
00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:56,260
Like if somebody yeah, if she walks into a room
1147
00:53:56,260 --> 00:54:01,860
Yeah, somebody wants to do a room and they're like well well, well, she's like, oh, fuck it
1148
00:54:01,860 --> 00:54:05,380
That's probably what happened she probably was watching TV
1149
00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:09,620
And her husband was like well, how do you want to stake well done
1150
00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:14,500
He was like no, Terry
1151
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:17,620
No, he's Daniel Morales
1152
00:54:17,620 --> 00:54:20,180
All right, yeah
1153
00:54:20,180 --> 00:54:23,540
No Danny
1154
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:26,100
I wish I had a die in that well
1155
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:30,100
They should have never got me out
1156
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:35,860
Take this Danny
1157
00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:38,980
You're gonna take a well beating
1158
00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:47,700
Oh my god, well friend yeah Alan asked us last week
1159
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:51,060
And we didn't do it. I didn't do it. Oh
1160
00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:55,380
We're gonna try and do I know I don't have anything do you have a joke of the week Fred
1161
00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:59,140
Okay, so I got we forgot I have
1162
00:54:59,140 --> 00:55:06,020
Like it's not gonna be the best but like all right, let's see I'll go through it anyway. This is just one. I was like, yeah
1163
00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:09,060
I remember, you know
1164
00:55:09,060 --> 00:55:12,340
Watch for man, you know, he if he like live
1165
00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:15,860
After doing all them be
1166
00:55:15,860 --> 00:55:18,500
Jerky commercials, yeah, like
1167
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:21,300
he would probably get like
1168
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,460
The roley
1169
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:27,700
All the kids that like
1170
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:32,340
You know worse up boss or bad, yeah, I mean now they're all in our
1171
00:55:32,340 --> 00:55:35,140
Millages in the 50s
1172
00:55:35,140 --> 00:55:37,140
He's gonna be the like oh
1173
00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:40,180
Yeah
1174
00:55:40,180 --> 00:55:43,860
Back in the old face
1175
00:55:49,540 --> 00:55:51,540
You want this guy to get away
1176
00:55:51,540 --> 00:55:57,300
You're not a real man
1177
00:55:57,300 --> 00:56:04,820
I know you said rolex I was like, yeah, I mean I can see you how can watch us
1178
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:08,500
Our old DL really yes
1179
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,020
Role brother
1180
00:56:11,540 --> 00:56:13,540
Oh
1181
00:56:14,180 --> 00:56:16,820
Well, the eggs out there within the test
1182
00:56:16,820 --> 00:56:20,980
I'm gonna see it just the roley
1183
00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:26,420
Fuck Tom
1184
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:29,780
There's a competition
1185
00:56:29,780 --> 00:56:35,300
Let me tell you something me jean
1186
00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:42,580
Let me turn you up my show man thumbs with the best roles of facts. Yes, it's
1187
00:56:42,820 --> 00:56:44,820
Chums
1188
00:56:44,820 --> 00:56:50,260
You don't take turns you
1189
00:56:50,260 --> 00:57:00,820
I think I'll take the relay
1190
00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:03,380
That's the like the commercial for
1191
00:57:03,380 --> 00:57:07,380
Relays and terms in idiacrystic
1192
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:10,100
Like
1193
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:12,260
You don't
1194
00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:14,260
You're a piece of shit
1195
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:21,300
Well friend I have yep, I have a joke too
1196
00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:25,700
And it's not as good as yours and that's saying something
1197
00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:31,620
Bread you know one thing I have to tell you about
1198
00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:38,100
Is you know that I have a podcast that we do I know yeah, nobody gives a shit about it Fred
1199
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:41,780
So I thought about it and I said you know
1200
00:57:42,740 --> 00:57:47,300
So those the only thing lazier than you in a podcast
1201
00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:55,060
And that's writing your whole writing one joke about a podcast and then taking a nap which is exactly what I did
1202
00:57:55,060 --> 00:58:01,300
So there's my joke about there's my joke in the week it was the worst joke
1203
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:06,500
There you go thank you all said I had two more man
1204
00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:10,100
I don't got one I didn't I didn't write it down
1205
00:58:10,260 --> 00:58:13,540
Now it's got one you got to write it down man we all would have you got to write it
1206
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:17,140
Yeah, if you don't write it down it you know write it down you're writing it out
1207
00:58:17,140 --> 00:58:25,060
And right then you'll have one day
1208
00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:29,700
Oh it's hilarious at the time
1209
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:31,460
No you're like oh
1210
00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:36,340
All right, obviously
1211
00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:41,460
I mean, sorry, I've done that shit and like never remember the later and I still fucking say it
1212
00:58:41,460 --> 00:58:44,100
Fuck it wrong with me like I
1213
00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:46,500
I had a joke no it's okay
1214
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,660
It's all of us red what the fuck is wrong with all of us?
1215
00:58:48,660 --> 00:58:50,660
The fuck is wrong with us man
1216
00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:52,580
Well, Fred, I'll tell you one thing that's not wrong with us
1217
00:58:52,580 --> 00:58:58,180
That's the black one we can click the podcast right all right because we have a patreon
1218
00:58:58,180 --> 00:59:01,780
And oh let me check and see if anybody ever puts it in one of you
1219
00:59:01,780 --> 00:59:04,900
That's a joke
1220
00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:07,060
That's a good idea
1221
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:09,860
Take it up in this space
1222
00:59:09,860 --> 00:59:11,220
We are
1223
00:59:11,220 --> 00:59:12,420
What is this here
1224
00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:14,500
Okay, you know what right now
1225
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,700
I'm putting shit in here
1226
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:19,460
Right now we have four patrons
1227
00:59:19,460 --> 00:59:22,180
Really
1228
00:59:22,180 --> 00:59:24,740
Well yeah, none of them are paying any money but they do exist
1229
00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:28,100
I just liked it
1230
00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:30,100
Yeah, we earned it
1231
00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:31,700
He's doing it
1232
00:59:31,940 --> 00:59:34,980
Yeah, we have a zero we have a free tier where you can just follow us now I can't
1233
00:59:34,980 --> 00:59:39,700
I'm not gonna give away who they are because they just bought a house for me Fred and I feel like oh
1234
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:42,660
I should wait maybe this is what they were like
1235
00:59:42,660 --> 00:59:45,380
Hey, we're not gonna do the picture. We'll buy your house
1236
00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:48,500
You're gonna give me your payment and your
1237
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,980
I'll pay you on I'll take it, naturally
1238
00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:52,740
He's gonna put it in the face, yeah
1239
00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:53,140
He's gonna put it in the face, yeah
1240
00:59:53,140 --> 00:59:55,380
He's gonna put it in the face, whatever it takes ladies and gentlemen
1241
00:59:55,380 --> 00:59:57,380
All right, well
1242
00:59:57,380 --> 00:59:58,820
It's gonna be short in dollars
1243
00:59:58,980 --> 01:00:00,820
You like a big
1244
01:00:00,820 --> 01:00:04,900
Fees bro so many fees
1245
01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:10,020
All right fellas well if you got anything else I got nothing else we'll get out of here
1246
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:15,060
We'll do it again next week twice as good twice as fast three times as long and half as hard
1247
01:00:15,060 --> 01:00:17,860
I tell you what
1248
01:00:17,860 --> 01:00:19,140
I'm outful
1249
01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:21,300
Oh it will be for some
1250
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:24,100
Yeah, all right good I am everybody
1251
01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:26,100
Bye
1252
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:27,060
Bye Z
1253
01:00:27,060 --> 01:00:28,100
Bye
1254
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:29,860
It's not a
1255
01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:32,900
We are laughing
1256
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,900
And we are very good friends
1257
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,460
Good vibes sharing a special moment
1258
01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:56,980
That's it man game over man this game over
1259
01:00:57,940 --> 01:00:59,460
Jazz English blood
1260
01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:01,620
She would have catch up on the rebar admenza
1261
01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:08,340
Oh what a big
1262
01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:11,140
Come on, what is it?
1263
01:01:11,140 --> 01:01:14,740
Will, thanks all folks
1264
01:01:14,740 --> 01:01:16,740
I still have this stuff baby
1265
01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:22,980
I don't worry nobody's listening anyway
1266
01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:26,260
As you know I'm a man of special needs
1267
01:01:26,260 --> 01:01:27,700
Surely you can't be serious
1268
01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:30,100
I am serious and don't call me sure
1269
01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:40,100
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