This week, on a special May the 4th Be with you episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're talking about the Star Wars Universe and our love or hate with it. Parker goes to see Earthquake's comedy, and enjoys all his air humps. Then, we have a heartfelt apology and a new BLC Hall of Famer is born! Fred finally graces us with his latest stock report and we got jokes! All that, and also Mel Brooks, maybe? Only on the BLC Podcast.
This week, on a special May the 4th Be with you episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're talking about the Star Wars Universe and our love or hate with it. Parker goes to see Earthquake's comedy, and enjoys all his air humps. Then, we have a heartfelt apology and a new BLC Hall of Famer is born! Fred finally graces us with his latest stock report and we got jokes! All that, and also Mel Brooks, maybe? Only on the BLC Podcast.
00:00 — Welcome to Episode 236
The crew opens the 236th edition of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast with the usual chaos, welcomes listeners, and reminds everyone to rate and review the show.
05:16 — May the Fourth / Star Wars Day
The boys acknowledge that it is May the Fourth, also known as International Star Wars Day, despite their usual preference for keeping episodes “timeless.”
07:00 — Star Wars Opinions Begin
Fred and the crew talk through the Star Wars movies, including the original trilogy, the prequels, the sequel trilogy, Darth Maul, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and which parts still hold up.
10:47 — Rogue One Gets Its Flowers
The group gives Rogue One high praise and debates whether Disney gave fans so much Star Wars that it made people want to switch franchises entirely.
12:24 — Mandalorian, Andor, Ahsoka & Obi-Wan
The conversation shifts to Star Wars TV, including The Mandalorian, Book of Boba Fett, Andor, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan. The crew also gets into animation styles and why some shows are easier to watch than others.
20:42 — Parker Goes to The Comedy Zone
Parker tells the story of visiting The Comedy Zone in Charlotte to see comedian Earthquake, after switching plans from a concert to a comedy show.
29:51 — Earthquake Takes the Stage
Earthquake arrives in a sparkly black hoodie, and Parker breaks down the vibe, energy, crowd, and overall live comedy experience.
37:35 — Break Time
The show takes a quick sponsor break before returning with an apology and a correction.
39:34 — Accountability Time
Parker admits he forgot the planned transition from Star Wars into the BLC Hall of Fame nominations, proving once again that this show is about frozen drinks, accountability, and chaos.
40:11 — BLC Hall of Fame: Mel Brooks
The crew nominates Mel Brooks for the BLC Hall of Fame after briefly derailing into confusion.
42:29 — Stock Report
In honor of wanting more money, the boys launch into a stock report covering financial chaos, GameStop, AMC, and market weirdness.
51:33 — GameStop, Power Packs & Tokenized Stock
Fred talks GameStop, power packs, trading cards, tokenized stock, and why the whole thing sounds like NFTs in reverse.
56:16 — OceanGate and Bad Ideas
The crew discusses OceanGate, implosions, bad controllers, and the possibility of a future “stupidest thing of the year” segment.
01:00:00 — Fred’s Joke Corner
Fred launches into a long joke involving confidence, clothing, and underwear sizes.
01:10:19 — Final Thoughts
The episode wraps with adult diaper talk, a reminder that “everybody” has embarrassing moments, and the crew signs off until next week.
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Fans in your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy night suit.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late,
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Swap and mail the stars in the morning, and make it bust!
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With your host, Parker.
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show.
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Welcome, welcome!
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Wanted all to the two of us.
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Everyone and their friends, the 236th edition of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Thank you so much for listening! Please rate and review the show in any language.
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Sign language!
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We are proudly broadcasting, well, this is not it!
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I don't know what's going on.
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He's going through my shirt, and he went...
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Fred is doing his warm-up for the show. He's just doing it on the show.
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He has a live-in-face, live-in-face, live-in-face, live-in-face.
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For broadcasting, for the facial, live-in-face EC studios,
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get it all across your ass.
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And you can of course check us out on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram,
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and all our guest platforms, Eric Sharer, podcast.com, and Fred.
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Hey!
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Check us out.
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Look at me! I'm Fred!
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I'm in Fred!
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And I'm not dead!
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So, hey!
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You're just kidding!
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That's a good thing!
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The worst thing you could start the show off with, like Fred, I'm Fred and now I am dead.
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No!
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I'm gonna explode his eyes. Right, yeah, just...
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We can do it, Fred.
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We can do it.
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For the show.
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What we'll do is we'll create an AI based off of all of our shows of just you're talking.
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And then we'll make the AI do it.
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Yeah, well, your corpse is like...
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You gotta have that smirk on his face, too.
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You know, he's gonna be a real dick.
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Yeah!
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He's one thing you know about AI, Fred.
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Yeah, he's an real asshole.
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That's why we love it.
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My man who never had the plan,
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Alan, OTP!
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[Applause]
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A lot of fans here for Alan, honestly.
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He really went forward for it only himself.
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Well, Fred, he was mixing his drink.
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I don't know what Fred was making about me in a minute.
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He was making like a smoothie or some slime on the air.
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He's like, "I got air here."
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Oh, no TV!
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[Laughter]
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I thought it was always the best thing to do.
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You know how people roll and do it?
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Yeah, man.
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And then I was on, but...
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Of course, check out our YouTube to see Fred, he's in visible joint rolling skill.
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[Laughter]
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Oh, man, they rolled a joint so long, man.
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Right?
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So, and of course that means, visited.
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No, that means robbed a place, so we can't say that.
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Which one's worse?
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I guess rolling an actual joint is less bad than rolling a joint.
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Roll it?
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Well, like if you roll somebody, you mug 'em, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, so...
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You know what I'm saying?
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It's like a big ol' guy.
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Right, so you're like, "Hi."
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Oh, welcome to 1929.
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And then they're gonna go roll a joint.
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Yeah, we have pocket.
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We got a roll in him.
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He's a stool pigeon.
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Right, man.
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Come up up them, come up up them jewels.
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Man.
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Man.
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Man.
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What you doing that doll face?
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Yeah.
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Or anyway, let's go.
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Well, us Robin, who is not as bad as smoking marijuana cigarettes in this time,
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Reapers.
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Yes, that's smoking that river.
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You know, the river Madness, girl.
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Your panties are gonna get into weird feelings.
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Yeah, but so...
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That is a, yeah, movie.
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Very popular movie.
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So welcome to the show ladies and gentlemen.
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We're so glad you're here.
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We're so glad it took us five minutes to get into the show.
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So thanks for being here.
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Thanks for listening, of course.
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Fred, it's rare on our show.
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So rare.
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And we, like, we don't usually date ourselves as in what day the show comes out.
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Oh, I've got to jump in like 19 to the end.
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I take myself, I take myself five more days.
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No, why would they?
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You got to date yourself.
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Yeah, you got to see the mirrors as man.
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You are so man.
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How much are you?
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I fuck me.
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What the fuck, are you?
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I fuck me.
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You know, and then it always in an H.
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What's the lotion on its pants?
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You know, like enough to powders.
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What are you doing?
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No.
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So Fred, all that's to say, it's May the fourth International Star Wars day.
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And again, we don't normally give the date because we like to think of ourselves as timeless.
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That's right.
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Yes, we are.
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You could pop on any one of these and just be like, you're there.
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You don't know when and unless we're like, it's a Super Bowl.
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Right.
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Or generally speaking, you may know it's not that man.
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Right.
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Or that guy didn't have legs.
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And we made fun of him.
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No.
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Oh, by the way, let me go ahead and take this opportunity.
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Oh, guys.
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Do anyone who discovers this show because of Susan Bill Jr.'s?
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I wasn't wondering.
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Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
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So we got to remember that, Fred.
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These are our neighbors.
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You know, but Fred, it is time for us to talk about Star Wars because we don't do this very often.
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You know, and Fred.
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Oh, he's got it.
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Is he able to.
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I do.
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I smell that one.
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That's I do.
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Okay.
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Fred, do you like when he got it in the garbage disposal place?
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Exactly what it felt.
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So Fred, what?
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What do you think about Star Wars?
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Man, I like.
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Oh, five and see how are you feeling right now in the day?
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We know everybody likes the original trilogy.
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Right.
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Right.
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Like you're going to not get a five people who are like, oh, you're.
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Are you watching any Star Wars?
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If you like, we don't like that.
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So, you know, we can go ahead and I think skim over that part of it.
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The, you know, it would be on.
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I didn't mind the prequels.
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I didn't mind them that much.
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No, I think.
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I think.
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I know who I am.
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Yeah, dark mall was like.
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He was to make like I was that you're able to move.
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Well, I don't know what's all that other shit now.
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Well, you will get to that so hold on.
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But yeah.
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So one, two and three were fine.
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Like one was kind of weak.
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But.
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You know, they were fine.
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Two, two was okay.
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Uh, the now the fight between open one and.
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And a good boy like that was that was really good.
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Like that fight theme was great.
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Well, that was heartbreaking.
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That whole thing.
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And then.
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Don't wait.
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What do you found out that they died?
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Well, you know what they say for them.
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It happens.
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It happens.
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You're like.
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Uh,
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Yeah.
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We're going to need you for this movie.
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Okay.
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Let me see.
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That's it.
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Yeah.
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We'll knock this one out right now.
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Okay.
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Jay is go ahead and give me the line.
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No.
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We're going to be a little bit more than that.
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No.
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So.
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So two and a fine, whatever.
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Okay.
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So then we get into the like with the three.
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We like, we get into the new three that the final trilogy of that trilogy.
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Hey, all of those were garbage.
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They were trash, bro.
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They were really bad.
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Like they had so much potential.
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I'll watch them.
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It went.
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I'll watch them.
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It flipped.
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I'll watch them.
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I'll watch them.
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I'll watch them.
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Yeah.
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Loyal.
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Yeah.
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We went to watch.
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When the first one came out, we went to the movie theater and we had to leave.
250
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Yeah.
251
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Opening night because opening night of someone was like, I'm pregnant with a baby or whatever.
252
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Oh, yeah.
253
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Yeah.
254
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It's the night.
255
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So.
256
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Right when it was coming in and making me sick.
257
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Yeah.
258
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Right is like right is the right.
259
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Is it a bit like him control?
260
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What's the deal?
261
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I would have done that.
262
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But Alan told me not to.
263
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Alan was.
264
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Now we can't do that.
265
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Oh, yeah.
266
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We should go.
267
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And I was like, damn it.
268
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That's the best that night.
269
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That's the only thing we keep him around.
270
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You know what?
271
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That night was for me, friend.
272
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Was that was a wookie mistake?
273
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No.
274
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No.
275
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So Fred.
276
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Okay.
277
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So we're up to thank you.
278
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We are up to the world after.
279
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Star war after the nine Star Wars.
280
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Right.
281
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Okay.
282
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,600
So.
283
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:28,600
So where are you?
284
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Yeah.
285
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So now hold on because we're not because.
286
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Rogue one.
287
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Right.
288
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All in there.
289
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Now Rogue one was excellent.
290
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Yeah.
291
00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,600
Rogue one was the.
292
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I mean, I think I'd be the best Star Wars was.
293
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,600
Yeah.
294
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That's the best.
295
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,600
Rogue one.
296
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Yeah.
297
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Like.
298
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Yeah.
299
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I watched Rogue one like.
300
00:10:49,600 --> 00:11:03,600
Yeah.
301
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Yeah.
302
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,600
But I didn't know everybody was going to die.
303
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,600
I really know.
304
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,600
Like when I went and saw it, I didn't know.
305
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,600
Like what it was.
306
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,600
Like, I didn't know it was the first.
307
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Like it was the worst.
308
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,600
It was the worst.
309
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,600
Yeah.
310
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Right.
311
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,600
Yeah.
312
00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:18,600
Yeah.
313
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,600
Yeah.
314
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Yeah.
315
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,600
We're like, this is going to be great.
316
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They're going to make Star Wars better.
317
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,600
Yeah.
318
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:28,600
And they're like, no, what we're really going to do is give you so much Star Wars that you want
319
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,600
to throw up in your mouth.
320
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,600
Is there so much Star Wars?
321
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,600
You want to watch Star Trek.
322
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Yeah.
323
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,600
Yeah.
324
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,600
No, no, no, no.
325
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,600
Yeah.
326
00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,600
No.
327
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,600
Yeah.
328
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,600
Yes.
329
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So much Star Wars and fact Fred.
330
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,600
You won't be a storm trooper.
331
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You'll be a storm pooper.
332
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,600
It should be pooping it out of your suit.
333
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I guess how do they take the suits off to blow?
334
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:57,600
Anyway, you know, you know, you know, you know, a button like the old pajamas.
335
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,600
No, it sucks.
336
00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,600
Yeah.
337
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:05,600
You know, you just like you need to see this is something that just pops out.
338
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I have a reflection.
339
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,600
You're sitting there.
340
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,600
You're sitting there.
341
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,600
And the background music.
342
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:19,600
And the background music.
343
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So, yeah, so like loved was a grove.
344
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Yeah, love, love, love one.
345
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:32,600
Didn't care about any of the other ones watched Mandalorian like that.
346
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I like, I like the.
347
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:39,600
Yeah, the first two seasons.
348
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,600
Yeah.
349
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,600
Yeah, it was on two seasons, right?
350
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,600
Yeah, three.
351
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,600
Yeah, three.
352
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,600
Three seasons.
353
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And now they're going to do a movie that's kind of not a good book of bokeh bokeh fat.
354
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You know, we do.
355
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,600
Yeah.
356
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,600
Right.
357
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,600
Yeah, bokeh bokeh fat.
358
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,600
I started watching that.
359
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:58,600
And then I just, yeah, I couldn't just get into it like.
360
00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,600
Yeah, I felt the way it was.
361
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,600
Grab me.
362
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,600
It didn't grab me.
363
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,600
No, not by the right.
364
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:05,600
Right.
365
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,600
That was.
366
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,600
That was one.
367
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,600
That was one.
368
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,600
That was one.
369
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,600
But yeah, I was going to.
370
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,600
That was part.
371
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:15,600
He was, he was big in the, in the Clone Wars and the, in the animated Clone Wars.
372
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,600
Right.
373
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,600
They actually give his backstory how we.
374
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:19,600
Okay.
375
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,600
Yeah.
376
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,600
I like to talk about the, uh, that mind creature.
377
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,600
Boke, boke, boke, boke.
378
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,600
Yeah.
379
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,600
I got you.
380
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,600
He just made noises of that boy.
381
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,600
What the fuck is he talking about?
382
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,600
I'm going to.
383
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,600
Fuck, gorilla.
384
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,600
You got all half and bothered.
385
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,600
Yeah, half and bothered.
386
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:45,600
Now, um, what was the other one with, uh, Cassie.
387
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,600
Andor.
388
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,600
Andor.
389
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,600
Andor was really good.
390
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,600
Andor was good.
391
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,600
And actually, and I thought a sucker was good.
392
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,600
Yeah, a sucker.
393
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
394
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,600
A sucker was good.
395
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,600
Cause he did.
396
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,600
Obi-Wan was good.
397
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,600
Obi-Wan was good too.
398
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,600
Yeah.
399
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,600
Yeah.
400
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,600
Yeah.
401
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,600
It was sort of short.
402
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,600
And I think that's what made it.
403
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,600
Yeah.
404
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,600
Is there like, it's it.
405
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,600
Yeah.
406
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,600
Yeah.
407
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,600
There's like, it's the story.
408
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,600
But done.
409
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,600
And that's like, that's great.
410
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,600
You told the story.
411
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,600
Yeah.
412
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,600
Obi-Wan was good because they started.
413
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,600
They started them off.
414
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,600
He's like just so just depressed because of what happened.
415
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:15,600
But you always, everybody knows what he wants.
416
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,600
The baddest of them all.
417
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,600
Right.
418
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,600
You know.
419
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,600
Cause he beat Anakin twice.
420
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,600
Sure.
421
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,600
Sure.
422
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,600
Hey, hey, hey.
423
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,600
He did.
424
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,600
The third time we just gave up the third time.
425
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,600
He's like, this guy can't be by.
426
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,600
So as of what's coming out next, Fred, what do you got?
427
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,600
Do you know what's coming up in the Star Wars universe?
428
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,600
Yeah, the Mandalorian and Groku, right?
429
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,600
That's coming up.
430
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,600
Yeah.
431
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600
Yeah.
432
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600
That's coming out in theaters here.
433
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,600
The Mandalorian Grogu coming out May 22nd.
434
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,600
So about a, let's not a month from now.
435
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,600
Yeah.
436
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,600
And like I said, I just didn't watch the, I didn't watch the cartoons.
437
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,600
I don't know.
438
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,600
The clone wars and the universe.
439
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,600
Yeah.
440
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,600
Yeah.
441
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600
Yeah.
442
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,600
Yeah.
443
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,600
But I've got to be a certain animation style.
444
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,600
Like sure.
445
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,600
You know, like you like cartoons.
446
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,600
You don't like the C.G.
447
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,600
It could be phenomenal.
448
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,600
But it fits like.
449
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,600
Grommet's.
450
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,600
And was they grommet?
451
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:15,600
I know that's claymation, but while I was in grommet, while I was in grommet, I can't stand
452
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,600
there.
453
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,600
Shit.
454
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,600
I can't stand there.
455
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,600
Claymation shit, man.
456
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:24,600
Like, no, then what about like claymation movies like the old school.
457
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,600
No, like even like nightbare for Christmas.
458
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:31,600
I just stop motion, but like, I just don't like it.
459
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,600
So you don't like it.
460
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,600
You don't like it.
461
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,600
You don't like it.
462
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,600
You don't like robot chicken.
463
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,600
No, robot chicken is different.
464
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:43,600
Like, I guess robot chicken is those, the, the, the, the, the stories are so short.
465
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,600
Right.
466
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,600
And they're funny.
467
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,600
Like, you can forgive me.
468
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,600
Yeah.
469
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,600
Forgive me.
470
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:49,600
Yeah.
471
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,600
Yeah.
472
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,600
But.
473
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,600
Yeah.
474
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,600
Yeah.
475
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,600
But.
476
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,600
But yeah.
477
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,600
But the colors were dark.
478
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,600
Where they were dark.
479
00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,600
Yeah.
480
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,600
Yeah.
481
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,600
Yeah.
482
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,600
Yeah.
483
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,600
That was good.
484
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,600
I'm not a big like computer animated guy either.
485
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,600
Like, that's not my preference.
486
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,600
Yeah.
487
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,600
But if you could get past it, it's a good story.
488
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,600
Hmm.
489
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,600
And there's a lot of it.
490
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,600
So you can just suck it in there.
491
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,600
And then binge and 30 minute episodes.
492
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,600
I told you whatever.
493
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,600
Yeah.
494
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,600
Yeah.
495
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,600
Half hour shows.
496
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:20,600
Yeah.
497
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,600
But it's cartoon, you know, it's going to get in it and the
498
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,600
so good and all kinds of.
499
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,600
Yeah.
500
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,600
All kinds of shit.
501
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,600
About wars.
502
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,600
I might think of wars.
503
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,600
Yeah.
504
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,600
Yeah.
505
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,600
That's all about wars.
506
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,600
A lot about wars, but clone.
507
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,600
I even died.
508
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,600
Yeah.
509
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,600
Yeah.
510
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,600
Yeah.
511
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,600
What he dies is that there's a dawn wars.
512
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,600
Yeah.
513
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,600
Is that, uh, order 66?
514
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,600
No.
515
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,600
That's a four.
516
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,600
Or you have a four.
517
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:49,600
And then the last season is the last episode is order 66.
518
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,600
Is order 66.
519
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,600
Yeah.
520
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,600
Or explain.
521
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,600
Explain what happened.
522
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,600
Why not?
523
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,600
You know, I know.
524
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,600
Okay.
525
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,600
I don't know.
526
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,600
Yeah.
527
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,600
Cause like.
528
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,600
I guess like, you know, when.
529
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,600
Four, five and six came out.
530
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,600
I was more into it because I was younger.
531
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,600
Yeah.
532
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,600
Well, yeah.
533
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,600
And then I'll get back to your.
534
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,600
Right.
535
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,600
And then you know, one, two and three came out.
536
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,600
And.
537
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,600
And then you know, one, two and three came out.
538
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,600
And I was like, okay.
539
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,600
I like the other stuff.
540
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,600
So I wheeled what it's just, but that then it just wasn't as good.
541
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,600
So like, the other stuff came out.
542
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,600
I just didn't.
543
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,600
Um, I think it was kind of impossible to live up.
544
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,600
Yeah.
545
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,600
The first three.
546
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,600
I tell you they really, you know what I mean?
547
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,600
When, when episode one came out.
548
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,600
Like, I was so excited.
549
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,600
Like, I used that Walmart one night.
550
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,600
And they had the book.
551
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,600
And I actually bought the book and read it.
552
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,600
And then saw the movie.
553
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,600
And it was the exact same thing.
554
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,600
There was nothing.
555
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,600
There was.
556
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,600
There was.
557
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,600
There was.
558
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,600
Yeah.
559
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,600
I was a screen based on a movie.
560
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,600
What do you expect?
561
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,600
That's it.
562
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,600
That's like if somebody was like, look.
563
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:06,600
I was expecting like, but it was like, you seem for seeing the exact.
564
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,600
Yeah.
565
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,600
Yeah.
566
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,600
Yeah.
567
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,600
Yeah.
568
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,600
Yeah.
569
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,600
I was expecting more.
570
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:17,600
But like, what the first thing you would do in the story of Anakin Skywalker and then,
571
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:22,600
right, the next three with the story of Luke and then the other three were.
572
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,600
We don't know what the story is.
573
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,600
Right.
574
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,600
Right.
575
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,600
Yeah.
576
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,600
You're right.
577
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,600
Speaking of fine, Fred.
578
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,600
Yeah.
579
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,600
I got to tell you a quick story.
580
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,600
Thanks for Star Wars shits over now.
581
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,600
So we talked about Star Wars.
582
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,600
Our book.
583
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,600
And do you want to have more stuff to talk about with it?
584
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:47,600
Or is there something I don't want to leave you hang in?
585
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:48,600
I know you.
586
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,600
Porture.
587
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,600
Porture.
588
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,600
Porture.
589
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600
That's a great way to end it.
590
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,600
Far, farthest part is out of here.
591
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,600
Look at this.
592
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,600
He's not happy at all.
593
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,600
Look at this.
594
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,600
He's definitely not happy about us.
595
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,600
What are those things that he's wearing?
596
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,600
Is bandilear man.
597
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,600
You got no other clothes on.
598
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,600
No, that's where he keeps his bullets for.
599
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,600
You know what we forgot to talk about was
600
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,600
a solo.
601
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,600
I didn't watch solo.
602
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,600
I don't watch solo.
603
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,600
Yeah.
604
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,600
How much?
605
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,600
Yeah.
606
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,600
It explains how chewbuck and Han Solo got together.
607
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,600
Yeah.
608
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,600
And then.
609
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,600
Had Donald.
610
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,600
Yeah.
611
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,600
Donald Glover was.
612
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,600
Landed.
613
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,600
Landed.
614
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,600
Yeah.
615
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,600
He explains how he got the Millennium Falcon.
616
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:32,600
Yeah.
617
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,600
Yeah.
618
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:39,600
Yeah.
619
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,600
Yeah.
620
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,600
Nice.
621
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,600
Yeah.
622
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,600
Beautiful.
623
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,600
Well, you know, that is how it works.
624
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,600
The couple run in two and a half bar.
625
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,600
Yeah.
626
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,600
All right.
627
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,600
That's it.
628
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,600
Explain the castle.
629
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,600
Explain how far it is exactly.
630
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,600
Well, maybe I'll watch it because I do have Disney+.
631
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,600
But I don't watch it.
632
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,600
Why do I pay for it?
633
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,600
Because I have a wicked.
634
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,600
Or you use it?
635
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,600
Okay.
636
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,600
That's why I'm using your HBO.
637
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,600
It works out.
638
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,600
Yeah.
639
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,600
So I forgot your password.
640
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,600
So I need to get it.
641
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,600
I took it.
642
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,600
You don't know.
643
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,600
Well, I'll just put it live on the air.
644
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,600
I don't need it right now because I'll forget it.
645
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,600
So you can always go back because it's live.
646
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,600
And you can't put people what they want.
647
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,600
You're right.
648
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,600
You don't go password.
649
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,600
Listen to the show and get a free password.
650
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,600
Yeah.
651
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:29,600
That's how we're going to really get a bread.
652
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,600
Yeah.
653
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,600
So we'll speak into getting them, Fred.
654
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,600
Mm-hmm.
655
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:42,600
I spent the other day in the great city of Charlotte, North Carolina.
656
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,600
And in the great city of Charlotte, North Carolina.
657
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:50,600
My friend and I who went made a mistake because we were going to go see a concert
658
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,600
and we changed our minds.
659
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,600
I don't know if it was a mistake.
660
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,600
And I'll tell you.
661
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,600
And you can tell me if it was a mistake.
662
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,600
And we changed our minds and we said, you know what?
663
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,600
We're going to go see some hilarious comedy tonight, Fred.
664
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,600
And we took our rear-ends to the comedy zone.
665
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,600
All right.
666
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,600
The room is to this place.
667
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:11,600
Got the only seats they had left were VIP, which is, I think the only seats they had in the house, honestly.
668
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:19,600
I think they put the other, like the regular seats up there and then immediately put them as sold out.
669
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:24,600
Because it wasn't like, oh, your VIP or you're this or that.
670
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,600
Right.
671
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,600
It was just like, where you sit?
672
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,600
Like, they told us where to sit there, like put them right in front.
673
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,600
So, yeah.
674
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,600
So we went and saw earthquake.
675
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,600
Alan, you remember earthquake?
676
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,600
Yeah.
677
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,600
Back in the day.
678
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,600
Earthquake.
679
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,600
Yeah.
680
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,600
Yeah, not get him.
681
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,600
I'm not that W.W.
682
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,600
He wrestler.
683
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,600
Yeah, the guy.
684
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:47,600
I get him and, uh,
685
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,600
well, not Bruce Bruce, uh, the veil crawled.
686
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,600
Right.
687
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,600
Yeah.
688
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,600
And so I get them to same, same.
689
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,600
And so,
690
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,600
Level Crawford is coming to the comedy zone soon.
691
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:06,600
So we get there and there was like a picture and I'm like, oh, no, that's not who I thought it was.
692
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,600
You thought it was, okay.
693
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,600
You thought it was.
694
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,600
I think of it as a say.
695
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,600
Right.
696
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:19,600
Because Level Crawford was on, always sunny and he played a comedian named Lane Slide.
697
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,600
And he's a good, so lucky.
698
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,600
And slide.
699
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,600
So I was like, oh, that's hilarious.
700
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,600
The earthquake landslide.
701
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,600
They sound close enough.
702
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,600
And then Level Crawford was on breaking bad.
703
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,600
Yeah.
704
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,600
Right.
705
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,600
Yeah.
706
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,600
Right.
707
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:35,600
Was he?
708
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,600
Yeah.
709
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,600
He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was looking the wrong guy.
710
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,600
Remember when, uh, I remember the two guys and they lay on the money.
711
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,600
Yeah, they lay on the money.
712
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
713
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,600
That is it.
714
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,600
Yeah.
715
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,600
So, but yeah, so I was like, game.
716
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,600
Like, I thought we were going to see him.
717
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,600
Yeah, Level Crawford.
718
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,600
He's got that big, his head is like, yeah, it's got a shape.
719
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:55,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
720
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,600
Yeah, but he's hilarious.
721
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,600
He's got the cone head.
722
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:02,600
And so we went, so instead we went and saw, like earthquake.
723
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:08,600
Erquake, which is still, you know, like earthquake again, we knew like, you know, he's a 90s comedian.
724
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,600
Right.
725
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,600
He's a 90s.
726
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,600
So he's on the back end.
727
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,600
How many, uh, how many white people within?
728
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,600
Including me and my friend or not.
729
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,600
Yeah.
730
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,600
Including us, I could spot three other white people.
731
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,600
What?
732
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,600
What?
733
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,600
And they happen to be sitting right beside us.
734
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,600
So it looked like we were all together and we were not together.
735
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,600
Well, we did on purpose.
736
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,600
Maybe one, we wouldn't do it.
737
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,600
Yeah.
738
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,600
Yeah.
739
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,600
Yeah.
740
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:39,600
They were like, we were sitting, but we were sharing a table with a couple of African-American, like a couple,
741
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,600
the African-American people.
742
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,600
And they were way wider than us.
743
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,600
Because they wouldn't even drink, they were like, we don't drink alcohol.
744
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,600
We were just like some nachos.
745
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,600
And then like, so why is that make them white?
746
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,600
Well, it because, okay, I'm finishing.
747
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,600
You gotta let me finish this story out.
748
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,600
Just because we blank.
749
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,600
You gotta throw some.
750
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,600
I didn't say that.
751
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,600
You gotta take the cold.
752
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,600
I didn't say that.
753
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,600
You gotta take the cold.
754
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,600
I just ate it.
755
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,600
I just ate it.
756
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:05,600
I don't know.
757
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,600
Well, no.
758
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:11,600
And so throughout the show, because they're sitting directly across from me, you know, I'm listening jokes.
759
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,600
And I'm like, oh, that's pretty funny.
760
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,600
And I look over at them and they're just like,
761
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,600
Oh,
762
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,600
Hey, why would you go to a comedy show if you don't want to play it?
763
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,600
Right.
764
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600
And like, that's the thing.
765
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,600
And I was like, you guys are not.
766
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,600
You see him like you're, but they seem like they were big bankers, right?
767
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,600
And I don't mean that again.
768
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,600
Why does that make sense?
769
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,600
Right, right, right.
770
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,600
And they were like, they were buttoned up.
771
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,600
You tell, you know, you got carnita fries, carnitas fries.
772
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,600
And he was like, these were pretty decent, honey.
773
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,600
And so I was like, you sit next to Tom.
774
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,600
Right.
775
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,600
I was like, yeah, hold on.
776
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,600
I don't trust you already.
777
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,600
Because we're done here.
778
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,600
I'm gonna do your doggy style.
779
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,600
Yeah.
780
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,600
And I will be the night for you.
781
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:58,600
Do you know what a man with a two-way penis had for breakfast?
782
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,600
This morning, I had bacon and eggs.
783
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:06,600
Tom's getting tin-toed me that one.
784
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,600
Yes.
785
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,600
He's Tom Jackson.
786
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,600
But not for the Jackson five.
787
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,600
Different one.
788
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,600
I was gonna cover brother.
789
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,600
He's gonna send it to Andrew.
790
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,600
Yeah, right.
791
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,600
Especially where we were.
792
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,600
So, you know, we were like, okay, earthquake is gonna be great or at least decent.
793
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,600
It will be funny, we think, right?
794
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,600
And so the opener comes on.
795
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,600
And he was like, ah, I used to play for the Jets.
796
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,600
Like, he was big dude, big fucking dude, like really, really big.
797
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,600
And he's like, oh, you know, my name is whatever my name is.
798
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,600
I don't remember.
799
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,600
He was like, make sure you follow me.
800
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,600
And then I forgot.
801
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,600
Well, I forgot what his name was to follow him.
802
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,600
So I couldn't follow him.
803
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,600
But he was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know,
804
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,600
I'm literally following him backstage.
805
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,600
He was totally following you.
806
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,600
He was so musly.
807
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,600
Even still, I was like, that guy's musly.
808
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:04,600
So he comes out and he's like, you know, I was dressed about the Jets.
809
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,600
And the back is like, bugh!
810
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,600
And I was like, here we go.
811
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,600
Like, this is gonna be great.
812
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,600
And I was like, at the same time, I texted you guys to say, look,
813
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,600
we're one of the very few white people here.
814
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,600
And we are seated almost directly in front of the stage.
815
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,600
Right.
816
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,600
So we may have some trouble on our...
817
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,600
Yeah.
818
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:27,600
And for the most part, we remained unscathed.
819
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,600
We left unscathed, but there was one part where the opening comedian
820
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:37,600
who did nothing but talk shit about his kids and his wife.
821
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,600
He was all about like, this venture is not crazy.
822
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,600
And like, just going on and on.
823
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,600
I'm like, okay, well that's...
824
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,600
I'm talking about what you know, man.
825
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,600
Yeah, no, I get it.
826
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,600
But you know, he's also like, there's a point where you're like, alright.
827
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,600
Like, better...
828
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:51,600
You bet.
829
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,600
This is my revenge tool.
830
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,600
Well, and that's...
831
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,600
I got...
832
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,600
He was like...
833
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,600
I just didn't talk about it.
834
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,600
He was like, I bought my ex-wife, $15,000 in Valentine's Day.
835
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,600
$15,000 in Valentine's Gifts.
836
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,600
I'm blah, blah, blah.
837
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,600
I was like, okay, whatever, bro.
838
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,600
Like, we don't care.
839
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,600
We're not here for that shit, you know?
840
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,600
And so, so he does this thing and then he's like, alright.
841
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,600
And then he finally toward the end of his sex.
842
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,600
He's probably doing like 20 minutes.
843
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,600
He is like...
844
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,600
Talk about white people time.
845
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,600
And I was like, cool.
846
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,600
Yeah, that's great.
847
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,600
And so...
848
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,600
Yeah, I was like, hey, hey...
849
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,600
Look at that tube, buddy.
850
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,600
Hey, buddy.
851
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,600
Finally got to you, huh?
852
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,600
You're gonna get away, did you?
853
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,600
Yeah.
854
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,600
I'm like...
855
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,600
I came for this.
856
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,600
We talked about that.
857
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,600
I know, right?
858
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,600
I get it.
859
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,600
Yeah, I'm talking about money for.
860
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,600
So...
861
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,600
Give me what you got.
862
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,600
But it was like his...
863
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,600
Okay, so he's like, hey...
864
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,600
You know, about white people and emails.
865
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:56,600
And like, white people don't know about when white people want to fight them
866
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:01,600
because they don't know the three signs that a white person would like to fight them.
867
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,600
And I was like, okay, this is a weird premise to start.
868
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,600
And then he's like, hey, white lady...
869
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,600
And points to my friend who's with me who's sitting beside me.
870
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,600
And she's like, hi, you know, and he's a good name.
871
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,600
He's like, ask my name and what he is.
872
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,600
She's a good one, blah, blah, blah.
873
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,600
She's just a good one, but...
874
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,600
Yeah, I don't...
875
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,600
You have me?
876
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:23,600
She's a down.
877
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,600
So...
878
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,600
Not technically white.
879
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,600
But...
880
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,600
Yeah, she said...
881
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,600
She said...
882
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,600
Hey, it's a big, a cop of go.
883
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,600
It's a big, a cop of go.
884
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,600
So...
885
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,600
What's got me?
886
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,600
Yeah.
887
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,600
Probably wouldn't go on over well.
888
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:43,600
So he's like, hey, so what would you do if like one of your co-workers wrote like a mean email
889
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,600
or something and was like...
890
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,600
Like, what would you say if they were like, not this today's not the day?
891
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:56,600
And she's like, I would say, okay, man, I don't know, it's very awkward.
892
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,600
And then he's like, yeah, because you wouldn't want to fight.
893
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,600
And she's like, no, I don't want to fight.
894
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,600
I wouldn't want to fight.
895
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,600
Right.
896
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,600
I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
897
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,600
You know, like...
898
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,600
And so that was kind of like the end of his set.
899
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,600
And it was like...
900
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,600
He's just a weird cop.
901
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,600
He says, then, that's why you lost your wife.
902
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,600
Right.
903
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,600
And 15,000 dollars and downsides.
904
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,600
I didn't want to fight him because he played for the Jets, which means...
905
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,600
Ah, you would have won if I hit him by a gun.
906
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,600
Oh, dude, he was...
907
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,600
He was...
908
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,600
I know, but he's doing whatever I play for the Noah's.
909
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,600
He's angry.
910
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,600
All right.
911
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,600
That's what I'm saying.
912
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,600
He knows he came in there, man.
913
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,600
Oh.
914
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,600
You just do your heads who go on.
915
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,600
Right.
916
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,600
He can do that.
917
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:51,600
He can do that.
918
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:57,600
So did that and then that led way to the man himself, the man of the hour, earthquake with mad,
919
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,600
humping action.
920
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,600
Oh, I thought that was earthquake.
921
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,600
No, he didn't.
922
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,600
He walked out very sparkly hoodie.
923
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,600
Like a black hoodie, but very sparkly.
924
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,600
It was nice.
925
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,600
He looked nice.
926
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,600
It was a little bit dazzled, but like...
927
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,600
No, not like the big ones, like little tiny...
928
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,600
You know what I'm saying?
929
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,600
Like a man alone type?
930
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,600
A little bit.
931
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,600
Like a little, maybe a little...
932
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,600
I don't know.
933
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,600
Michael Jackson glove.
934
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,600
Right.
935
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,600
And so, yes.
936
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,600
Like a early Michael Jackson glove.
937
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,600
Yeah, like...
938
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,600
Right.
939
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,600
Oh, yes.
940
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaking of...
941
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,600
Let's do our friends of the Ubaludo podcast.
942
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,600
I forgot to say that at the beginning show.
943
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,600
So...
944
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,600
So...
945
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,600
Fred...
946
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,600
Thank you.
947
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:38,600
Uh-huh.
948
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,600
I...
949
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,600
So...
950
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,600
Fred...
951
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,600
He came out.
952
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,600
Eyes closed.
953
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,600
We are the early show.
954
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,600
Because then we were...
955
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,600
That was seven...
956
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,600
Seven o'clock.
957
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,600
Right.
958
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,600
Second one was 9/30.
959
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,600
And that was too late.
960
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,600
So...
961
00:30:51,600 --> 00:31:00,600
I was like, "Okay, well, you know, early show...
962
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,600
I was taking it easy."
963
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,600
And he came out...
964
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,600
Like eyes closed for real.
965
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,600
Like he was asleep the whole time.
966
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,600
And he was just like, "I don't want to be here."
967
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,600
I got...
968
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:11,600
I got...
969
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,600
I got...
970
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,600
I'm in the...
971
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,600
I'm in the...
972
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,600
I'm in the...
973
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,600
I'm in the...
974
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,600
Yeah.
975
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,600
I got...
976
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,600
I got an X.
977
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,600
Pan the band.
978
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,600
I think they waited until Atlanta.
979
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,600
Yeah.
980
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,600
Yeah.
981
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,600
Yeah.
982
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,600
That's right.
983
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,600
So, it was just a very low energy thing.
984
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,600
Like halfway through his set, which was mostly...
985
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,600
And he talked about...
986
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,600
Trump a little bit...
987
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,600
And he talked about...
988
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,600
Humping a lot.
989
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,600
A lot about him.
990
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,600
And so he's been a good...
991
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,600
What does he say six minutes of his hour?
992
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,600
Humming his...
993
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,600
His...
994
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,600
His stool.
995
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,600
I think he probably did about an hour.
996
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,600
Maybe a little less.
997
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,600
He started dragging toward the end.
998
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,600
Right.
999
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,600
Cool.
1000
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,600
And he really didn't have like a...
1001
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,600
Closer, like a real solid closer.
1002
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,600
Right.
1003
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,600
But you know, also he's been on...
1004
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,600
He's been on the scene forever.
1005
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,600
Mm-hmm.
1006
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,600
So I felt like, you know, that's kind of him like...
1007
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,600
I'm doing with...
1008
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,600
I'm doing with Ellen Jokes from the 90s.
1009
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,600
No.
1010
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,600
No.
1011
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,600
It wasn't even like Jokes really.
1012
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,600
Like for the most part.
1013
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,600
Because he kept saying...
1014
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,600
And I know the reason that I know that it wasn't Jokes friend...
1015
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,600
...is because every time he told a joke,
1016
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,600
he would say, "These are not Jokes!"
1017
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,600
And he were like...
1018
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,600
Okay.
1019
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,600
And...
1020
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,600
But every time.
1021
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,600
Like, "Are they gonna be in Jokes?"
1022
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,600
Yeah, like, "So, what did I pay for then?"
1023
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,600
Yeah.
1024
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,600
He's like, "I'm just gonna see material."
1025
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,600
You should've been like, "Hey, you got sent into the...
1026
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,600
...in a tank of...
1027
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:37,600
...a slump of...
1028
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,600
I...
1029
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,600
It was not...
1030
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,600
...says that.
1031
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,600
Or a bag of...
1032
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,600
...says that.
1033
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,600
In this...
1034
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,600
...group of people.
1035
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,600
Mm-hmm.
1036
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,600
I was not going to say any of those things.
1037
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,600
What happened?
1038
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,600
They had a bottle of...
1039
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,600
Why would I say that?
1040
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:51,600
Steve Bobby!
1041
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,600
Why would I say that?
1042
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:53,600
I was even wearing...
1043
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,600
I was dressed like a regular white...
1044
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,600
...regular as white guy.
1045
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,600
I had no style.
1046
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,600
No?
1047
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,600
You know...
1048
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:00,600
Yeah, but...
1049
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,600
...shorcenity shirt.
1050
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:02,600
Why does it...
1051
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,600
...can be?
1052
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,600
There you go.
1053
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,600
So...
1054
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,600
But it was a good show.
1055
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,600
I mean, it was fine.
1056
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,600
It was just like...
1057
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,600
I just...
1058
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,600
...foxworthy.
1059
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,600
I would not have liked to see...
1060
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,600
Would you go see a McGeein?
1061
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,600
Probably not.
1062
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,600
I wouldn't think so.
1063
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,600
Only because of the energy.
1064
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,600
Like I said, the energy was one there, man.
1065
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,600
And like, literally, halfway through the show...
1066
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,600
I...
1067
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,600
I want to go to like...
1068
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,600
I want to go see a comedian, but like...
1069
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,600
...nobody ever comes...
1070
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,600
...that I was not like here.
1071
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,600
Or they're like a one-nighter thing and then...
1072
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,600
Right.
1073
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,600
No, like I said, to halfway through the show...
1074
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,600
...he's like, "Oh, god dang!
1075
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,600
I got to do another one of these tonight."
1076
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,600
And they like...
1077
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,600
...like, people laugh, but he really looks sad about that.
1078
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,600
Yeah, I bet.
1079
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,600
Yeah, 'cause I was sitting close enough to see his expression.
1080
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,600
I was like...
1081
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,600
Fucking row comedians in the heart, man.
1082
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,600
It's a hard job, man.
1083
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,600
That's hard, man.
1084
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,600
And I mean...
1085
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,600
You're doing two shows a day and like...
1086
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,600
And then...
1087
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,600
And then...
1088
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,600
You don't have nothing else to do...
1089
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:57,600
Right.
1090
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,600
Like...
1091
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,600
...they in the hotel room, Jagged off at E. Ice Cream.
1092
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,600
I mean, you know...
1093
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,600
Those are three things working on you.
1094
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,600
You work on jokes.
1095
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:06,600
You know...
1096
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:07,600
You know...
1097
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,600
You know, what I'm doing is...
1098
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,600
Yeah, you know, what I'm doing is...
1099
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,600
It ain't gonna work while he's off work.
1100
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,600
Right.
1101
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,600
We do jokes as a hobby, and we don't even work on them, Alan.
1102
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,600
Yeah, we don't even do that.
1103
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,600
So we don't really do jokes.
1104
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,600
Except for that it's got a joke tonight.
1105
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,600
These are not jokes for that.
1106
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,600
These are definitely not jokes.
1107
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,600
Sorry again, people.
1108
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,600
So, yeah, no, like I said, you know, I probably wouldn't see him again.
1109
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,600
Yeah.
1110
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,600
But not because of like...
1111
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,600
I wasn't like offended or anything.
1112
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,600
He didn't do any like...
1113
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,600
White people's take or anything.
1114
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,600
And that's fine.
1115
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,600
I was kind of honestly expecting some, but...
1116
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,600
Yeah.
1117
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,600
It's okay.
1118
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,600
Um, subvert expectations.
1119
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,600
That's not the most.
1120
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:42,600
Right.
1121
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,600
It's not the most different age.
1122
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,600
But again...
1123
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,600
Yeah.
1124
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,600
Very, very, very minority people.
1125
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,600
You're probably two or a bit...
1126
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,600
So what is...
1127
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,600
Is that a black room?
1128
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,600
Did you go to like...
1129
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,600
You know what I mean by that?
1130
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,600
No, the comedy zone is...
1131
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,600
No, the comedy zone is just a comedy show.
1132
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,600
Just a comedy zone is just...
1133
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,600
Yeah, it's a comedy club.
1134
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,600
No, it wasn't like...
1135
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,600
I saw Rob Steiner there.
1136
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,600
I saw Dave Chibell there.
1137
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,600
We were going to...
1138
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,600
We were going to see Tracy Morgan.
1139
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,600
But that's when he had his accident.
1140
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:12,600
Oh, that's right.
1141
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,600
He got hit by the...
1142
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,600
He got hit by the Walmart truck.
1143
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,600
And they were...
1144
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,600
They were going to get hit by the Walmart truck.
1145
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,600
And they replaced them with Rob Steiner.
1146
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,600
So we was like, "Well, I guess we got to go see Rob Steiner."
1147
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,600
You know what I'm saying?
1148
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,600
And then you're like...
1149
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,600
He's still funny.
1150
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:28,600
It's a mad stop.
1151
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,600
Yeah.
1152
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,600
Like the whole fucking room was like...
1153
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,600
You can do it, isn't all that.
1154
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,600
You can fucking do it.
1155
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,600
Yeah, there's no one of the guy freaking cracks.
1156
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,600
That's all he was...
1157
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,600
20 years.
1158
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,600
We...
1159
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,600
We had...
1160
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,600
We were on a bachelor...
1161
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,600
bachelor trip.
1162
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,600
Right.
1163
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,600
My buddy was getting married.
1164
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,600
And...
1165
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,600
Like a trip club?
1166
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,600
No, no.
1167
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,600
No, we did that.
1168
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,600
So we first, before we went to the...
1169
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,600
Probably club, we went to...
1170
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,600
To get tapas.
1171
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,600
Like an out-hemp.
1172
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,600
I'm not a...
1173
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,600
Yeah, I've never had tapas before.
1174
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,600
And like...
1175
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,600
There's somebody little thing.
1176
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,600
Yeah, there's somebody little thing.
1177
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,600
I have one of my buddies he ordered the...
1178
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,600
The bone marrow.
1179
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,600
Uh-oh.
1180
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,600
And you know, he...
1181
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,600
Nobody else ate it.
1182
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,600
He just ate it.
1183
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,600
Right.
1184
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,600
And when we get to the comedy club, you know,
1185
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,600
we're a bachelor party.
1186
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,600
Yeah.
1187
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,600
There was a bachelor rep party sitting next to me.
1188
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,600
Oh, oh, friend.
1189
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,600
Yeah, like...
1190
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,600
Yeah, we were like...
1191
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,600
Yeah, that's about to be...
1192
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,600
You know?
1193
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,600
And...
1194
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,600
Like, we all sit down and the waitress comes over.
1195
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,600
And she comes over to the table and she goes,
1196
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,600
"Hey guys, and you saw her face just go."
1197
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,600
Oh.
1198
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,600
And just walked away, like...
1199
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,600
And then, like, we look over at the best of rep party
1200
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,600
and then they start going like, "Oh, my God."
1201
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,600
And then it hits us, like, on us.
1202
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,600
Somebody...
1203
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,600
Borted.
1204
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,600
Like, "Oh, my God."
1205
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,600
And you know, I smoked it, like, see?
1206
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,600
Oh, yeah, it's highly packed.
1207
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,600
It's so small.
1208
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,600
And, like, "Oh, my God, bro, it was...
1209
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,600
Oh, it was so fun."
1210
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,600
It was no narrow guy, wasn't it?
1211
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,600
It was no narrow guy.
1212
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,600
He did that, but it's like, "Africa show."
1213
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,600
And he was like, "Hey, y'all, y'all move that stinky part."
1214
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,600
That was me.
1215
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,600
Yeah, I was like...
1216
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:20,600
[Laughter]
1217
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,600
It was all look bad, dude.
1218
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,600
It was...
1219
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,600
Oh, I mean, it was bad, too, man.
1220
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:27,600
Oh, both narrow is...
1221
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,600
I mean, it's not something that you...
1222
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,600
Oh, it's no narrow.
1223
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,600
I tried...
1224
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,600
Well, okay, let's take quick break.
1225
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,600
And then, we'll be back...
1226
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,600
Well, bone marrow parts, then we return.
1227
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,600
Right, your team.
1228
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:47,600
The Black Linkin Collective Podcast will return after a word from our sponsors.
1229
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:57,600
[Music]
1230
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:24,600
[Music]
1231
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,600
All right, welcome back to the George's, '36 Black Linkin Collective Podcast.
1232
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,600
Sorry, I'm taking a break, but, you know, you got to do what you got to do later, gentlemen.
1233
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:37,600
So, I, you know, guys...
1234
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,600
Alan, do you have any emotional music?
1235
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,600
Uh, I do.
1236
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:45,600
I just saw him most in the baby.
1237
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,600
Give me some heat.
1238
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,600
Okay, guys...
1239
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:54,600
Come in, close down. Listen up.
1240
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:59,600
Part of being a man is no one want to say you're wrong
1241
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:04,600
and no one want to say you screwed the pooch.
1242
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:09,600
And I'm here to tell you right now that earlier in this episode, ladies and gentlemen,
1243
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:13,600
I thoroughly screwed the pooch.
1244
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:18,600
And I'm admitting to it, I'm coming to grips with it, because the whole lead in for our fucking...
1245
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,600
The whole reason we did Star Wars in the first place, Fred and Alan,
1246
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,600
and you guys told me this, and I agreed, and I fucked it up.
1247
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,600
Oh, Tom, I'm taking accountability for this.
1248
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,600
Because that's what this show does.
1249
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:34,600
If this shows about anything, it's about frozen drinks coming out of pouches and about accountability.
1250
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,600
Not in that order.
1251
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,600
So...
1252
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,600
Oh, that's great.
1253
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,600
That's pretty hot.
1254
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,600
So, Fred, I and you and we...
1255
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:50,600
We're in the Star Wars segment. We're supposed to transition into a moment of...
1256
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:55,600
And good moment of the BLC Hall of Fame nominations.
1257
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,600
Yeah.
1258
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,600
Because Alan and you...
1259
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,600
And also me a little bit.
1260
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,600
But also for sure.
1261
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,600
Wanted to nominate a great man.
1262
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:09,600
Very limited.
1263
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,600
He's a very powerful man.
1264
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,600
Very, very.
1265
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,600
He's a very nominated great man for the BLC Hall of Fame.
1266
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:23,600
I mean, want to make sure he got done before he was called back to his watery grave.
1267
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,600
[laughter]
1268
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,600
I don't want to...
1269
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,600
I would appreciate that.
1270
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,600
So, on three.
1271
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,600
Let's try to say it together.
1272
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,600
You were nominating for the BLC...
1273
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,600
Oh, okay.
1274
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,600
All right.
1275
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,600
All right. One, two, three.
1276
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,600
Spoon, Brooks.
1277
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,600
What?
1278
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:49,600
No!
1279
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,600
[laughter]
1280
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,600
You know what Fred said.
1281
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,600
It's a little bit of a risk of flying.
1282
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,600
Oh, okay.
1283
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,600
You're a very great man.
1284
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,600
Well, Fred, we were going to...
1285
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,600
That's going to be Mel Brooks.
1286
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:09,600
I'm going to eat Mel Brooks for the last week of all of it.
1287
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,600
He's in, right?
1288
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,600
We all know who he is.
1289
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,600
He's amazing and hilarious.
1290
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,600
And he's like a thousand years old.
1291
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,600
Fucking old, is he now?
1292
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,600
Like 94.
1293
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,600
He's 99.
1294
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,600
Really?
1295
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,600
[laughter]
1296
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,600
99 years old.
1297
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,600
June 28th will be his hundredth birthday.
1298
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,600
Yep.
1299
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,600
Yeah.
1300
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,600
Jesus, please.
1301
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,600
And he ate coming out with new space balls, too, right?
1302
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,600
Yes, space balls, too.
1303
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,600
We're going to come out next year.
1304
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,600
Next year?
1305
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,600
Yeah, March.
1306
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,600
I hope they shot his things already.
1307
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,600
I believe that it's probably already.
1308
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,600
He said he did.
1309
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,600
He did that year's ago, probably.
1310
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,600
Probably.
1311
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,600
I did it right.
1312
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,600
I'm just thinking with...
1313
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:44,600
Right.
1314
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,600
Of course, you know, John Candy's in it.
1315
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,600
He's like, he's in there in it.
1316
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,600
That's how long ago we did.
1317
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,600
That's how long ago he shot it.
1318
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,600
Well, John Candy's sons in it.
1319
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,600
Really?
1320
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,600
No.
1321
00:41:52,600 --> 00:42:03,600
No, it's like John Candy's son or Bill Pullman's son.
1322
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,600
And then John, John Volley-Powell.
1323
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,600
Yeah.
1324
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,600
Did you do it?
1325
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,600
Yeah, there you go.
1326
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,600
Okay.
1327
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,600
So, yeah.
1328
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,600
So, Mel Brooks is in, right?
1329
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,600
We love him.
1330
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,600
Everybody loves him.
1331
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,600
He's great.
1332
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,600
Yeah.
1333
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,600
My cheesy guy.
1334
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,600
Exactly.
1335
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:26,600
So, Fred, Mel talked about the new space balls movie being the hunt for more cash.
1336
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,600
Right?
1337
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,600
We need to search for more money.
1338
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:30,600
Let's search for more money.
1339
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,600
Sorry.
1340
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,600
Oh, shit.
1341
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,600
No.
1342
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,600
It's so crazy.
1343
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:43,600
So, in honor of Mel Brooks's definite nomination to the DLC Hall of Fame, and the fact
1344
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:51,600
that we want more money, it's time for a stock report.
1345
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,600
Stock report.
1346
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,600
Stock report.
1347
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,600
Stocks.
1348
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,600
That's right.
1349
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:56,600
Let me see.
1350
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,600
Do I have any stock?
1351
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,600
Stocks.
1352
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,440
Stox!
1353
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,660
Let's see, I may have some stock music, hold on.
1354
00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:04,200
Ooh!
1355
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,280
Boo!
1356
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,140
Boo!
1357
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:07,300
Pretty cool, Bing!
1358
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:08,140
All right.
1359
00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:08,840
NO!
1360
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:09,820
Stox!
1361
00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:13,300
The day in the stock report, Stox!
1362
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,860
We're gonna talk about Japan.
1363
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:17,040
Ooh!
1364
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,060
Japan!
1365
00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:19,020
-Oh!
1366
00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:20,160
-Pupott!
1367
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,240
-It's like, let me give Parker your Japanese punya racism
1368
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,260
is fuck!
1369
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:28,120
-I have Japanese -I never Old-Man NELTS panties!
1370
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,360
-A-D!
1371
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,240
-Dirty me!
1372
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:34,540
-No, uh, no, uh, boopies.
1373
00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:35,980
-So, right now!
1374
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:38,740
[laughter]
1375
00:43:38,740 --> 00:43:41,980
-He's either...
1376
00:43:41,980 --> 00:43:43,880
He's the Japanese dirty knees.
1377
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,880
-He's like, you know, Chinese dirty knees.
1378
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,820
-He's the boopies, though, yeah.
1379
00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:49,920
-It was like, dirty knees, what are these?
1380
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,960
-Oh!
1381
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,120
-Okay, got it from the part.
1382
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,660
-Okay, so...
1383
00:43:54,660 --> 00:43:57,700
The Japanese stock market is surging.
1384
00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:58,820
-No.
1385
00:43:58,820 --> 00:44:01,220
-Oh, right now...
1386
00:44:01,220 --> 00:44:05,700
The Japanese 10-year treasury yield
1387
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:10,100
has hit the highest levels since 1996.
1388
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:10,900
[buzzer]
1389
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:14,000
So, you're asking me,
1390
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,500
-what does that mean, Fred?
1391
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,100
-What Fred, what does that mean, though?
1392
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,500
-What does that mean, Fred?
1393
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:22,200
-So, it's actually a big deal, all right?
1394
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,440
Because Japan has been the poster child
1395
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,720
for, like, ultra low interest rates for decades.
1396
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:29,760
-Right.
1397
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,060
-All right, so, like, this is what it...
1398
00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:34,260
[laughter]
1399
00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:36,500
-I wanna say something really mean like that.
1400
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,800
-Yeah.
1401
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,640
-So, for like...
1402
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,660
-Wait.
1403
00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:45,000
-Japan has had near zero inflation
1404
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,840
and near zero interest rates.
1405
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,040
-Huh?
1406
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:54,380
-So, you could go over and borrow money from Japan
1407
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:57,160
for, like, little bit of nothing.
1408
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:57,960
-Right.
1409
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,200
-I'll say that too, lad.
1410
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,840
[laughter]
1411
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:08,200
-And so, now, inflation is rising around, you know,
1412
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,440
3% range.
1413
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,480
-Right.
1414
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:16,440
-And investors are still demanding higher returns
1415
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:20,480
to lend money, like, for 10 years, so the yields go up.
1416
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,760
-Right.
1417
00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:27,220
-So, pretty much now, the money in Japan is no longer free.
1418
00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:29,420
They're raising their interest rates.
1419
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:32,500
So, like, all these big, big...
1420
00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,100
-Oh, no.
1421
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:36,140
[laughter]
1422
00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:38,140
-Oh, no.
1423
00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:40,180
[laughter]
1424
00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:42,380
[music]
1425
00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:45,180
[laughter]
1426
00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:46,380
-I know what that is.
1427
00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:48,420
-Yeah, you're saying anything.
1428
00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:49,780
-You got me.
1429
00:45:49,820 --> 00:45:51,820
-I don't know what that guy was.
1430
00:45:51,820 --> 00:45:53,860
-That's the oldest man in the world.
1431
00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:54,900
-Is it?
1432
00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:55,940
-Yeah.
1433
00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:57,580
-Nine more than day, though.
1434
00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:58,780
-He's a hundred, what?
1435
00:45:58,780 --> 00:45:59,780
-I don't think so.
1436
00:45:59,780 --> 00:46:00,780
He's a hundred, twelve years old.
1437
00:46:00,780 --> 00:46:02,220
-Elevenly one year, though.
1438
00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:03,820
-One thousand years old.
1439
00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:05,860
-One hundred and twelve years old.
1440
00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:09,820
-So, money is no longer free.
1441
00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:13,860
-Bankets of bad kept their rates near zero.
1442
00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:15,900
-I don't know what that guy was.
1443
00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:17,940
-That's the oldest man in the world.
1444
00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:20,980
-Near zero, or like forever.
1445
00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:22,020
-Right.
1446
00:46:22,020 --> 00:46:26,980
-Now, it's raising its rates, pulling back the stimulus
1447
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:30,020
and it's buying fewer bonds,
1448
00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:35,020
less, which is less artificial suppression.
1449
00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:37,060
-Right.
1450
00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:39,060
[laughter]
1451
00:46:39,060 --> 00:46:41,060
-So, this is something...
1452
00:46:41,060 --> 00:46:43,060
[laughter]
1453
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:44,860
That sailor...
1454
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:46,100
-That is a little more than that.
1455
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,140
-Ritter-oh!
1456
00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:49,180
[laughter]
1457
00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:51,180
-Mr. Moon!
1458
00:46:51,180 --> 00:46:53,220
-Right here!
1459
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:55,220
-Right here.
1460
00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:57,260
[laughter]
1461
00:46:57,260 --> 00:46:59,300
-My buddy, Mrs. Man.
1462
00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:00,500
[laughter]
1463
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,740
-So, what people were doing...
1464
00:47:02,740 --> 00:47:05,940
They were borrowing the cheap Japanese jean
1465
00:47:05,940 --> 00:47:10,980
and investment in the higher yield assets elsewhere.
1466
00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:16,020
-Ooh! [laughter]
1467
00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:23,020
-So, now, if Japan raises its rates,
1468
00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:27,020
those people are going to have to start on-winding those trades
1469
00:47:27,020 --> 00:47:30,060
and, you know, to pay back that money.
1470
00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:35,100
-We can leave these cars volatility and stocks and crypto.
1471
00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:37,140
-Punch volatility.
1472
00:47:37,140 --> 00:47:40,980
[laughter]
1473
00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:43,020
-This is the not-good phrase.
1474
00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:45,020
[laughter]
1475
00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:48,060
-I mean, it's actually...it's not good.
1476
00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:49,900
It's not good.
1477
00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:51,940
-God, zero-reval-proc...
1478
00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:54,940
-It can't be good for some people, though.
1479
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,940
-Like, which people?
1480
00:47:56,940 --> 00:48:02,140
-Some people who have...it might be pretty good for mean stocks.
1481
00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:10,940
Because those mean stocks have been shorted by some of that money.
1482
00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:12,940
-What the mean stocks?
1483
00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:14,940
-Yeah, which is like...
1484
00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:18,940
-I've been talking about the mean...
1485
00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:20,980
-I'm gonna say that now.
1486
00:48:20,980 --> 00:48:23,020
-A mean stock would be...
1487
00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:26,020
-To tell us ways that he thinks his stocks are gonna explode.
1488
00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:29,060
-Well, I want to know what a mean stock is.
1489
00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:31,060
-I'm gay stock agency.
1490
00:48:31,060 --> 00:48:34,100
-Like, the ones they make all the means about,
1491
00:48:34,100 --> 00:48:36,980
and then they get people hyped up to buy into it,
1492
00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:40,020
and then the price has been going down for the last five years.
1493
00:48:40,060 --> 00:48:41,060
-Right.
1494
00:48:41,060 --> 00:48:48,060
-People are down 50 to 90% of their buy-ins and all that shit.
1495
00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:52,100
-Wait, on the stocks that you...like, AMC and all that stuff?
1496
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:55,060
-Yeah, yeah. People are down big on that shit.
1497
00:48:55,060 --> 00:48:58,100
-But they could have...there was a time where they were up big.
1498
00:48:58,100 --> 00:49:01,140
-Yeah, 2001, like...
1499
00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:02,140
-21.
1500
00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:04,140
-Yeah, 20...yeah, 20-21.
1501
00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:05,140
-Yeah.
1502
00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:06,180
-They...they...
1503
00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:07,220
-Right.
1504
00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:08,260
-You know, they were up.
1505
00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:09,500
-They had their heyday.
1506
00:49:09,540 --> 00:49:10,540
-Right.
1507
00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:11,540
-But now...
1508
00:49:11,540 --> 00:49:13,580
-Let's hold them.
1509
00:49:13,580 --> 00:49:15,620
-With...
1510
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:19,460
-Japan calling back that money...
1511
00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:21,460
-Or raising those interest rates.
1512
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:25,500
-And I mean, I'm talking about a lot of money that people borrowed.
1513
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,500
-Yeah.
1514
00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:29,500
-And just prune some fucking dollars, y'all I'm saying.
1515
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,500
-And they put it into...
1516
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,500
-And you earned Japanese secret.
1517
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:38,540
-Trick your money.
1518
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:44,580
-They put all that money into these funds and other investments.
1519
00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:45,580
-Oh, okay.
1520
00:49:45,580 --> 00:49:48,580
-And now they're gonna have to pay that money back.
1521
00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:52,580
-They're gonna have to close out those...those investments.
1522
00:49:52,580 --> 00:49:54,620
-Cross your investementus.
1523
00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:58,620
-I don't have a Japanese accent, Fred.
1524
00:49:58,620 --> 00:50:00,620
-So, no, well, that's crazy.
1525
00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:05,620
So, what's the...the long-reaching effects of this are...as far as...
1526
00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:08,540
-I mean, it could crash the global market.
1527
00:50:08,540 --> 00:50:10,540
-Like...
1528
00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:13,540
-Yeah, I mean, we could go into a...
1529
00:50:13,540 --> 00:50:14,540
-Another depression.
1530
00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:20,540
-Another greater depression than the one in the '30s.
1531
00:50:20,540 --> 00:50:23,580
-So, why...
1532
00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:27,620
-The Japanese...or why did Japan raise the rates?
1533
00:50:27,620 --> 00:50:28,620
-Because of inflation.
1534
00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:30,620
-Everything's going up.
1535
00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:31,660
-Everything's going up.
1536
00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:35,540
-So, now you...they have no choice.
1537
00:50:35,540 --> 00:50:36,580
-Right, right.
1538
00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:37,620
-You gotta...
1539
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:40,660
-Everybody's going...everybody's filling the pits.
1540
00:50:40,660 --> 00:50:41,700
-Right.
1541
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:44,740
-The money ain't...money ain't as cheap as it was.
1542
00:50:44,740 --> 00:50:46,780
-Right, so...
1543
00:50:46,780 --> 00:50:49,820
-How do we get rich off of this?
1544
00:50:49,820 --> 00:50:52,660
-I mean, it's not...finally...
1545
00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:54,700
-Sure, but...I tell you what I do.
1546
00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:55,740
-All right.
1547
00:50:55,740 --> 00:50:56,740
-Well, tell us if you can.
1548
00:50:56,740 --> 00:50:58,740
-Did you do call shit?
1549
00:50:58,740 --> 00:50:59,780
-No.
1550
00:50:59,780 --> 00:51:01,820
-That's good.
1551
00:51:01,820 --> 00:51:07,620
-I mean, I've been...I've been buying this AMCGME for...
1552
00:51:07,620 --> 00:51:10,620
2001, so...I mean...
1553
00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:12,220
-It's not too late to get in.
1554
00:51:12,220 --> 00:51:13,620
-Not too late to get in.
1555
00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:17,220
-AMC's under $2.
1556
00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:18,660
-It's getting...it's got to go up.
1557
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:22,340
-Gamestop is under...Gamestop is under $25.
1558
00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:25,180
-Now, it's got to go up.
1559
00:51:25,180 --> 00:51:27,020
-It's got to go up.
1560
00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:28,860
-We ain't got no choice.
1561
00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:30,380
-Has to.
1562
00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:33,100
-Gamestop been trading sideways...
1563
00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:34,340
-Like the last...
1564
00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:36,140
-Stick the money.
1565
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,180
-Right.
1566
00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:39,180
-It's been hovering around...
1567
00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:41,180
-So, sideways?
1568
00:51:41,180 --> 00:51:42,180
-It's been...it's been...
1569
00:51:42,180 --> 00:51:51,180
-It's just...it's been...it's been...it's been hovering between $23 and $24, like last...you know...
1570
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:52,220
-Fast.
1571
00:51:52,220 --> 00:51:53,260
-Yep.
1572
00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:56,660
-And the void just came out with...
1573
00:51:56,660 --> 00:52:01,900
Raine Cohen, the old GameStop...
1574
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:02,940
-Okay.
1575
00:52:02,940 --> 00:52:04,940
-Give me a minute, I'll tell you.
1576
00:52:04,980 --> 00:52:06,980
-You said my boy...
1577
00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:09,020
-I was like, "Wait, he's my boy, I don't know who that guy is."
1578
00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:16,060
-He just came out with the power packs on GameStop.com.
1579
00:52:16,060 --> 00:52:20,900
And power packs are like trading cards.
1580
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:23,940
-But real trading cards, you virtually...
1581
00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:24,980
-Right.
1582
00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:26,980
-Yeah, that you virtually open.
1583
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:29,020
But you can have the cards...
1584
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:32,020
-Or you can store them in the game cards.
1585
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:34,060
-Yeah, it's a physical thing.
1586
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:36,660
-And...it's kind of like NFTs, but the opposite.
1587
00:52:36,660 --> 00:52:37,700
-Right.
1588
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:38,700
-Right.
1589
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:43,940
And the FCC...the SEC just...
1590
00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:50,980
And this is a little harder to explain even I can't grasp it.
1591
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:53,420
But they just...
1592
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:59,060
They said that it's okay...to tokenize stock.
1593
00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:00,100
-Okay.
1594
00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:04,220
-And what I get from that is...
1595
00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:09,460
Every stock will have a number to it.
1596
00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:13,700
So you...there's no more naked shorting, right?
1597
00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:17,940
If you borrow a stock, then it's stock comes with the number.
1598
00:53:17,940 --> 00:53:18,980
-Right.
1599
00:53:18,980 --> 00:53:22,580
-You know, when it's time to call that stock back in,
1600
00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:25,020
it has to have that same number.
1601
00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:27,420
-Hey, man! Hey, man!
1602
00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:28,460
It's me!
1603
00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:29,580
-It's thinking, "I...
1604
00:53:29,620 --> 00:53:31,620
-Smart... -I'm a meme!
1605
00:53:31,620 --> 00:53:33,700
-Memes...it's me!
1606
00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:35,300
-I'm a meme stock guy!
1607
00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:36,540
I'm the meme stock guy!
1608
00:53:36,540 --> 00:53:38,540
Hey, man! Are you invested in me?
1609
00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:40,020
-Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
1610
00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:42,060
-I got some meme stocks.
1611
00:53:42,060 --> 00:53:45,500
-Hey, I'm the...I sound kind of like Kid Rock, right?
1612
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:46,780
-A little bit...
1613
00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:48,380
-Yes, you're so good.
1614
00:53:48,380 --> 00:53:49,700
-I'm the meme stock guy!
1615
00:53:49,700 --> 00:53:50,540
-All right.
1616
00:53:50,540 --> 00:53:51,580
-What do you think?
1617
00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:53,580
-I'm a little bit like Chris Rock.
1618
00:53:53,580 --> 00:53:54,620
-Okay.
1619
00:53:54,620 --> 00:53:58,780
-So what should we be thinking about since you're making a thinking motion with your hand?
1620
00:53:58,820 --> 00:54:00,260
-You should be thinking about...
1621
00:54:00,260 --> 00:54:02,900
-That's when you say, "Can't lose money if you don't have money."
1622
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:06,500
-Yeah, if you think about it, you can't lose money if you...
1623
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,500
-What the fuck is that in place?
1624
00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:09,340
-Inflation?
1625
00:54:09,340 --> 00:54:10,380
-Inflation is...
1626
00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:11,420
-Losing money.
1627
00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:12,780
-Inflation?
1628
00:54:12,780 --> 00:54:15,140
-It's the rising of the stuff.
1629
00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:16,780
-Why am I sounding like that?
1630
00:54:16,780 --> 00:54:18,420
-Inflation goes up...
1631
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:20,100
-Because you're a meme guy!
1632
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:21,100
-Because I'm a meme guy!
1633
00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:22,700
-Inflation goes up 3%.
1634
00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:24,220
-Right, you get 2%.
1635
00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:26,300
-And you get a 2% raise...
1636
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:27,660
-That you lost money.
1637
00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:28,540
-That you lost 1%.
1638
00:54:28,580 --> 00:54:29,420
-Yeah.
1639
00:54:29,420 --> 00:54:30,420
-You don't lose money.
1640
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:32,460
Where you gain money?
1641
00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:34,900
-Think about it.
1642
00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:38,020
-Think about it.
1643
00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:41,620
-Think about it in the opposite way than he's right.
1644
00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:42,940
-Yes.
1645
00:54:42,940 --> 00:54:45,020
-I've got to say backwards.
1646
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:46,300
-My percent?
1647
00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:47,820
-He goes 4%.
1648
00:54:47,820 --> 00:54:48,980
-Those are all percentages.
1649
00:54:48,980 --> 00:54:52,860
-Think of 10% of the 1% of the 10% of the 10% of the 1%.
1650
00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:55,580
-I'd have 10% if you guys have the 1.
1651
00:54:55,580 --> 00:54:56,780
-That's not...
1652
00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:58,220
-It's not in that way.
1653
00:54:58,260 --> 00:55:01,020
-You could go after 99 women.
1654
00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:03,580
-But a bitch ain't one.
1655
00:55:03,580 --> 00:55:05,100
-And they all say, "No, do you?"
1656
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:08,100
-But that one says, "Yes."
1657
00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:10,180
-That's what matters in your own head.
1658
00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:11,180
-That's right.
1659
00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:12,820
-Think about it.
1660
00:55:12,820 --> 00:55:15,020
-I don't believe you with all this stuff.
1661
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,020
-Meme guy.
1662
00:55:16,020 --> 00:55:17,980
-All right. I'm going to think away.
1663
00:55:17,980 --> 00:55:20,780
-Well, Fred, have you thought about...
1664
00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:22,180
-You buy?
1665
00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:24,220
Fred, have you thought about...
1666
00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:26,260
-The Ocean Gate Titan in a long time?
1667
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:28,060
What was the last time you thought about the Ocean Gate Titan?
1668
00:55:28,100 --> 00:55:30,140
Remember that thing? The Titan submersible?
1669
00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:31,180
-Yeah.
1670
00:55:31,180 --> 00:55:32,220
-I remember it.
1671
00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:34,460
-It's been a while, right?
1672
00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:35,660
-Yeah.
1673
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:38,940
-Well, Fred, there was a father and son team
1674
00:55:38,940 --> 00:55:45,420
that was on the Titan submersible when it imploded into space debris.
1675
00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:48,100
And finally,
1676
00:55:48,100 --> 00:55:51,900
the mother of the son and the wife of the guy
1677
00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:55,500
received the remains of her loved ones
1678
00:55:55,540 --> 00:55:58,940
after the incident.
1679
00:55:58,940 --> 00:55:59,820
-Really?
1680
00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:02,660
-And she described...
1681
00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:03,540
This is mean.
1682
00:56:03,540 --> 00:56:07,100
And obviously, we thought you're mean, man.
1683
00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:10,500
Well, I am, but she described it as...
1684
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,580
Her remains were returned as, quote,
1685
00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:15,020
"slush"
1686
00:56:15,020 --> 00:56:16,780
in two small boxes.
1687
00:56:16,780 --> 00:56:20,580
Are you sure that's what the remains in it?
1688
00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:22,380
Wasn't somebody...
1689
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:24,380
-No, that's not what they were returning.
1690
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:25,420
-He's a little hungry.
1691
00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:27,500
-Yeah, how did they find them?
1692
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:29,500
-I don't know. There was just some slush.
1693
00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:30,540
-Yeah.
1694
00:56:30,540 --> 00:56:32,740
-I mean, you gotta think...
1695
00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:34,780
-It didn't explode it. There was probably parts.
1696
00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:36,500
-They were liquefied, dude.
1697
00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:37,700
-Yeah, they were...
1698
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:39,380
-But I'm just saying that they were in the ocean
1699
00:56:39,380 --> 00:56:41,020
by the time they got there, they had to find...
1700
00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:43,740
-So what they probably did is when it was imploded,
1701
00:56:43,740 --> 00:56:45,900
they kind of made it like a little balloon.
1702
00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:46,940
-No.
1703
00:56:46,940 --> 00:56:48,860
And then they took it to the top and they said,
1704
00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:50,420
"Okay, there were what?
1705
00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:53,660
Eight people in here, so let's just take four...
1706
00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:54,700
-I'll do me up the goo."
1707
00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,140
-Yeah, all right, what do you think?
1708
00:56:56,140 --> 00:56:58,580
-I threw a couple of jellyfish in there.
1709
00:56:58,580 --> 00:56:59,580
-We'll do good.
1710
00:56:59,580 --> 00:57:02,820
-Yeah, put a little cornstarch in there to thicken it up.
1711
00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:04,260
-We'll save my husband.
1712
00:57:04,260 --> 00:57:05,700
This is a muk-fish.
1713
00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:06,740
-Yeah.
1714
00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:09,260
-Gearly damn.
1715
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:10,900
-Put a little cornstarch.
1716
00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:11,740
Get it thick.
1717
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:12,740
So it's a nice slime.
1718
00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:13,780
-They had to vote it.
1719
00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:15,620
-Yeah, that's crazy.
1720
00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:16,660
-I guess they...
1721
00:57:16,660 --> 00:57:17,500
-I guess...
1722
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,700
I don't know. Maybe she paid somebody...
1723
00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:21,740
-What if they had to do with the billionaire?
1724
00:57:21,740 --> 00:57:23,380
-He's a billionaire.
1725
00:57:23,420 --> 00:57:26,820
So I'm sure it was like, "Hey, you got to pay somebody."
1726
00:57:26,820 --> 00:57:29,580
And they're like, "Okay, so there..."
1727
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:30,500
-I need the insurance.
1728
00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:32,860
It's like, "We need to see a body before we can give you the money."
1729
00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:33,860
-Yeah, we need to see some...
1730
00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:35,060
-I don't think...
1731
00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:36,940
I don't know that they're going to get any money.
1732
00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:39,940
Because the U.S. Coast Guard report concluded that his
1733
00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:42,940
aster was preventable and attributed to the Navy.
1734
00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:44,700
-Yeah, not going down.
1735
00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:46,620
I wouldn't pay them shit either.
1736
00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:51,620
-Yeah, they attributed to the negligence of the CEO of Ocean Gate,
1737
00:57:51,660 --> 00:57:55,060
Stockton Rush, who was also exploded, I think.
1738
00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:55,940
-Yep.
1739
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:58,140
-Yeah, I think imploded.
1740
00:57:58,140 --> 00:57:59,180
He was imploded.
1741
00:57:59,180 --> 00:58:00,220
-They were. -Yeah, imploded.
1742
00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:02,980
-Yeah, I like to think that he was exploded first.
1743
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,020
-No.
1744
00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:06,740
-Oh, yeah, the pressure maybe.
1745
00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:08,580
-I mean, you know...
1746
00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:09,620
-Right.
1747
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:11,460
-Oh, yeah.
1748
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:12,820
-Right.
1749
00:58:12,820 --> 00:58:14,420
-Yeah, I can just...
1750
00:58:14,420 --> 00:58:15,460
-Fuck.
1751
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:16,300
-Yeah.
1752
00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:17,100
-Yeah.
1753
00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:18,140
-No, I can't be.
1754
00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:20,500
-I told a recall when they were outside.
1755
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:24,260
-No, no, but that's because...
1756
00:58:24,260 --> 00:58:27,300
They actually just went...
1757
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,140
-Did you see the rendering of it?
1758
00:58:29,140 --> 00:58:31,580
What they did, like they showed, and it was just like...
1759
00:58:31,580 --> 00:58:32,620
-The blink of an eye.
1760
00:58:32,620 --> 00:58:33,820
-Yeah, if the pain is...
1761
00:58:33,820 --> 00:58:34,660
-And they're all dead.
1762
00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:36,100
And that's what she said.
1763
00:58:36,100 --> 00:58:38,740
She's like, "I'm glad that they didn't suffer."
1764
00:58:38,740 --> 00:58:42,500
But fuck that guy from Ocean Gate is basically what she said.
1765
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:43,340
-Well, yeah.
1766
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,420
-So, I agree.
1767
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:45,500
Stupid, stupid thing.
1768
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:46,540
-I mean, you think about it.
1769
00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:49,820
I mean, you shouldn't have gone down there when you go inside the submarine.
1770
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,900
-Hotter place station controller.
1771
00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:52,740
-Yeah, at all.
1772
00:58:52,740 --> 00:58:53,740
-Hell no, yeah.
1773
00:58:53,740 --> 00:58:56,540
-It was like a PlayStation 2 controller.
1774
00:58:56,540 --> 00:58:57,780
-It was like a fight.
1775
00:58:57,780 --> 00:59:00,300
-It had to touch pad or anything else.
1776
00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:01,860
-No, it was a lot of things.
1777
00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:03,020
-It was a lot of things.
1778
00:59:03,020 --> 00:59:04,180
-It was a knockoff.
1779
00:59:04,180 --> 00:59:04,860
-Yeah.
1780
00:59:04,860 --> 00:59:06,340
-It was like, "You going there?"
1781
00:59:06,340 --> 00:59:09,500
-He had like the Atari 2600 in the stick, the bomb.
1782
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,660
And he's like, "This is gonna be a great flight, guys."
1783
00:59:11,660 --> 00:59:13,460
-He's like, "Oh, you're driving a sub with it?"
1784
00:59:13,460 --> 00:59:14,820
-Now, I'll play a punk.
1785
00:59:14,820 --> 00:59:15,700
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1786
00:59:15,700 --> 00:59:17,900
He's like, "Now, a little bit of sub driving, a little bit of bomb."
1787
00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:18,940
Get up.
1788
00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:19,820
-Yeah.
1789
00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:21,540
-But it's pitfall.
1790
00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:22,700
-Pitfall, yeah.
1791
00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:23,780
-I love that game.
1792
00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:24,740
-So, yeah, no.
1793
00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:25,940
It's still a stupidest thing.
1794
00:59:25,940 --> 00:59:27,140
-One of the stupidest things of the game.
1795
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:28,140
-Dumb, dumb, dumb.
1796
00:59:28,140 --> 00:59:29,100
-We should do that.
1797
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:32,740
We should one of these years do a stupidest thing of the year.
1798
00:59:32,740 --> 00:59:33,420
-I'm not...
1799
00:59:33,420 --> 00:59:35,700
-I'm not going to get imploded for this podcast.
1800
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:36,660
-No, no, no, no, no.
1801
00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:37,660
-No, no, no, no.
1802
00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:38,620
-Yes, no.
1803
00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:39,420
-Ohh!
1804
00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:41,660
-Stupidest thing you heard this year.
1805
00:59:41,660 --> 00:59:42,460
-Okay.
1806
00:59:42,460 --> 00:59:43,660
-See, just stupid.
1807
00:59:43,660 --> 00:59:44,700
-Right.
1808
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:47,340
-I don't want you to get imploded for the podcast, Brad.
1809
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:49,940
-I don't want you to be imploded.
1810
00:59:49,940 --> 00:59:51,180
That's for sure.
1811
00:59:51,180 --> 00:59:52,780
-But, Fred, I do want to know...
1812
00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:53,820
-Yes.
1813
00:59:53,820 --> 00:59:54,860
-What are you watching?
1814
00:59:54,860 --> 00:59:58,020
-Okay.
1815
00:59:58,020 --> 00:59:59,420
-What's your name?
1816
00:59:59,420 --> 01:00:00,660
-What was that, Freddie?
1817
01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:02,020
-He thought we were in a joke.
1818
01:00:02,020 --> 01:00:03,020
-I don't know where it is.
1819
01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:04,220
-I think you've been red.
1820
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,260
-Get to that.
1821
01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:06,660
-Oh, well, oh, let's do your joke, then.
1822
01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:08,060
We'll say what you watch it till next week.
1823
01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:08,940
-Okay.
1824
01:00:08,940 --> 01:00:09,740
-All right.
1825
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:11,740
-Tell me about your hilarious joke.
1826
01:00:11,740 --> 01:00:13,340
-All right, so...
1827
01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:14,340
This is about a guy.
1828
01:00:14,340 --> 01:00:16,020
No, I'm not going to say any name.
1829
01:00:16,020 --> 01:00:16,820
-It's me.
1830
01:00:16,860 --> 01:00:18,820
-I'm just going to call him a man.
1831
01:00:18,820 --> 01:00:20,820
-I'm just called Matt Barker.
1832
01:00:20,820 --> 01:00:24,060
-So, there's a man I know, as long as the guy I know.
1833
01:00:24,060 --> 01:00:29,300
And he was pretty well endowed, you know what I'm saying?
1834
01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:30,300
-He's that one talking about me.
1835
01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:31,340
-Yeah.
1836
01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:33,540
[laughter]
1837
01:00:33,540 --> 01:00:40,620
-And he had, like, so many basketball days, different women.
1838
01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:43,820
But, he could be in having a headache.
1839
01:00:43,820 --> 01:00:45,860
He had his real bad headache.
1840
01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:47,900
And it started worrying.
1841
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:49,940
-The doctor, not your hour.
1842
01:00:49,940 --> 01:00:50,940
[laughter]
1843
01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:52,140
-It's not funny yet, Alan.
1844
01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:53,180
[laughter]
1845
01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:57,980
-So, if you can find out, you know, what was called them.
1846
01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:58,820
-Right.
1847
01:00:58,820 --> 01:01:02,900
-At the complete examination for a series of blood tests,
1848
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:07,500
Dr. Caldon about two weeks later, and he said,
1849
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:09,620
"I got some good news for you."
1850
01:01:09,620 --> 01:01:12,020
And I got bad news for you.
1851
01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:15,180
So, the man says, "What's the good news?"
1852
01:01:15,220 --> 01:01:16,220
-Right.
1853
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,660
-And then, you know, whatever he's got, they got a cure for it.
1854
01:01:18,660 --> 01:01:19,700
-Right.
1855
01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:24,220
-So, he says, Dr. Caldon said, "Well, the good news is,
1856
01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:29,220
we can stop the headaches, and you can live a healthy, full life."
1857
01:01:29,220 --> 01:01:31,620
And he's like, "That's great."
1858
01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:36,780
He says, "So, why am I having these headaches?"
1859
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:41,180
And so, well, the reason you're having the headaches is because
1860
01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:43,940
your penis is way too big.
1861
01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:49,300
He said, "Your penis is so big that it's pulling down on your prostate,
1862
01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:52,620
which in turn is pulling down on your abs muscles,
1863
01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:54,940
which is pulling down on your neck muscles,
1864
01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:57,660
which is then pulling down on the back of your head,
1865
01:01:57,660 --> 01:02:01,140
which is causing these headaches for you."
1866
01:02:01,140 --> 01:02:03,460
And he's like, "Okay."
1867
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:06,900
He says, "So, what's the bad news?"
1868
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:09,820
He says, "Well, the bad news, we can fix it,
1869
01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:13,940
but we're going to have to remove most of your penis."
1870
01:02:14,700 --> 01:02:19,900
And the guy's like, "I don't know about that."
1871
01:02:19,900 --> 01:02:23,740
And as soon as he said that, he started to get another headache.
1872
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,700
And it's really, really bad.
1873
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:30,340
And the guy was like, "How much of my penis you're going to have to take?"
1874
01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:33,180
And the doctor said, "Well, most of it,
1875
01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:36,420
you're probably end up with like two or three inches."
1876
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:41,940
And it's going to have a real drastic effect on your sex life.
1877
01:02:41,980 --> 01:02:45,940
He said, "The man thought about it, he's wearing the pros and cons,
1878
01:02:45,940 --> 01:02:48,900
thinking about the headaches that he's got right now."
1879
01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:51,340
And he said, "You know what? Fine. It's fine."
1880
01:02:51,340 --> 01:02:54,780
He said, "Fine. I'll deal with it."
1881
01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:58,220
"Take my penis. Take my lip penis."
1882
01:02:58,220 --> 01:03:00,140
Are you ready to receive?
1883
01:03:00,140 --> 01:03:04,660
- Are you ready to receive my lip penis? - He said, "Whatever it is,
1884
01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:07,860
it's got to be better than living with these headaches."
1885
01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:13,020
So he gets his surgery and immediately after that, the headaches are gone.
1886
01:03:13,020 --> 01:03:16,740
And he is completely pain free.
1887
01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:17,980
So it worked.
1888
01:03:17,980 --> 01:03:21,260
- Congratulations. It's not a very good... - Oh, okay.
1889
01:03:21,260 --> 01:03:22,940
- It's not over yet. - Oh, okay.
1890
01:03:22,940 --> 01:03:24,500
This is pretty long when I'm sorry.
1891
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:26,700
- Okay. No, no, it's great. Okay.
1892
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:31,140
So a couple of weeks go by and he starts to get back into game,
1893
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:33,180
going out on dates and stuff,
1894
01:03:33,180 --> 01:03:34,700
is going by on dates.
1895
01:03:34,740 --> 01:03:40,500
And he's taking a lady's home, but things aren't going right
1896
01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:43,740
because he's got this teeny-weeny-weeny.
1897
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:46,860
And he's just like...
1898
01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:49,820
The ladies aren't as thrilled with him as they used to be.
1899
01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:52,100
So he kind of gets down in the dumps.
1900
01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:54,620
- No, unfortunately. - And he's walking the streets
1901
01:03:54,620 --> 01:03:58,380
and he's got his head down, he's feeling bad about himself.
1902
01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:03,260
And he's walking past a men's stop.
1903
01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:07,140
And he looks in the mirror, he's just really nice suit.
1904
01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:09,460
He says, "You know what?
1905
01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:12,180
I'm going to go get me some new clothes
1906
01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:15,300
and that'll make me feel better about myself.
1907
01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:17,300
Get me out of the phone."
1908
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:18,620
You know what I'm saying?
1909
01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:22,980
So he does that. He goes in and right away he's greeted by
1910
01:04:22,980 --> 01:04:24,820
the salesman, sharp-looking salesman,
1911
01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:27,060
the salesman got a fancy suit on.
1912
01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:29,380
Kind of like...
1913
01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:31,860
What's the gentleman's...
1914
01:04:31,900 --> 01:04:34,660
John Ham.
1915
01:04:34,660 --> 01:04:38,500
The English secret agent James Bond.
1916
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,740
No, Mr. B.
1917
01:04:40,740 --> 01:04:44,900
No, with the young guy and the old guy, Samuel Jackson.
1918
01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:48,140
Oh, you got it, say it.
1919
01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:49,860
No, the legal extraordinary gentleman.
1920
01:04:49,860 --> 01:04:52,660
No, that movie Samuel Jackson.
1921
01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:55,300
Yeah.
1922
01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:56,660
Run for us, run.
1923
01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:59,220
- What? - Anyway, the Kingsman.
1924
01:04:59,260 --> 01:05:02,540
Kingsman, there you go. You know how they go in and...
1925
01:05:02,540 --> 01:05:04,580
- Yeah. - ...and get the suits and stuff like that.
1926
01:05:04,580 --> 01:05:07,620
So, kind of a place like that.
1927
01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:09,500
The salesman, he knows what he looked at.
1928
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:10,860
He says, "Can I help you, sir?"
1929
01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:12,900
He said, "Yeah, man, I've been down in the dumps.
1930
01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:15,500
You know, I'll come in. I just want to get some new clothes,
1931
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:18,460
just so I can get out of this phone."
1932
01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:21,220
And it's very good, sir.
1933
01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:23,860
I got you. He said, "Let's start with some shirts."
1934
01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:25,620
He looked at him up and down.
1935
01:05:25,620 --> 01:05:29,140
He says, "You look at about a 16 and a half in the neck
1936
01:05:29,180 --> 01:05:31,100
and the guy was really impressive."
1937
01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:33,460
He's like, "Yeah, that's exactly my size."
1938
01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:37,700
But, goes back, brings out three really nice shirts,
1939
01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:39,860
trials of bone, they fit perfectly, looked good.
1940
01:05:39,860 --> 01:05:41,740
He's like, "Hey, that's awesome."
1941
01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:46,700
He said, "All right, so how about some pants?"
1942
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:51,180
And he looks at him and says, "You're about a 34 in the waist
1943
01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:52,500
and 32 lift."
1944
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,180
He's like, "That's crazy."
1945
01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:56,820
He's like, "That's exactly my size."
1946
01:05:56,860 --> 01:06:00,540
He's like, "Cool." He went back, brought him off some nice,
1947
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:03,700
really looking nice pants, try them on.
1948
01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:09,220
He's great. He says, "You know, shoes built, jacket,
1949
01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:11,020
-hold stock. - brought him off.
1950
01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:13,020
Hold Chabain.
1951
01:06:13,020 --> 01:06:14,060
Ain't looked at him.
1952
01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:16,820
And he's like, "This is great, man."
1953
01:06:16,820 --> 01:06:19,300
I don't even know. He's like, "Hey, it's my job.
1954
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:22,660
This is my pleasure, sir. This is what I do."
1955
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:24,340
He said, "We got you all set up."
1956
01:06:24,340 --> 01:06:26,820
He said, "How about some new underwear?"
1957
01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:30,700
And the guy goes, "Yeah, yeah, I can take some new underwear."
1958
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:35,660
He looks at him and says, "You're about a large in the drawers, ain't you?"
1959
01:06:35,660 --> 01:06:38,620
And he said, "Aha, ha, ha, ha."
1960
01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:41,260
No, he said, "I'm a medium."
1961
01:06:41,260 --> 01:06:44,900
And the salesman looks at him, "No, no, sir.
1962
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:46,460
You're a large."
1963
01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:49,060
He's like, "Now, man, I'm telling you, I'm a medium,
1964
01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:51,260
but then a medium, my whole life."
1965
01:06:51,260 --> 01:06:53,420
He's like, "I don't think so."
1966
01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:55,140
And the guy's getting upset.
1967
01:06:55,180 --> 01:06:59,220
He's like, "Look, man, I know what size underwear I wear.
1968
01:06:59,220 --> 01:07:03,380
I'm, oh, shit, my shit went up."
1969
01:07:03,380 --> 01:07:06,900
He said, "I am a medium."
1970
01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:09,300
He said, "Sir, trust me.
1971
01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:14,700
Let me bring you some large underwear and see how they fit."
1972
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,140
- I mean, talk about-- - And the guy goes, "Rufake,
1973
01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:19,100
I don't know. Is this the punchline right here?"
1974
01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:20,660
Is what you did the earthquake?
1975
01:07:20,660 --> 01:07:22,220
No, no, no, go ahead.
1976
01:07:22,220 --> 01:07:23,940
I didn't even go tell Alan.
1977
01:07:23,980 --> 01:07:26,020
It's building, Alan, we're getting there.
1978
01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:28,020
It's building, we're getting there.
1979
01:07:28,020 --> 01:07:29,020
We're almost--
1980
01:07:29,020 --> 01:07:30,020
Hang with his Alan.
1981
01:07:30,020 --> 01:07:31,420
It's going six minutes past.
1982
01:07:31,420 --> 01:07:34,620
All right, so he said, "Let me bring you some large underwear
1983
01:07:34,620 --> 01:07:36,060
from on here."
1984
01:07:36,060 --> 01:07:39,300
And then you let me know what you think, so he says, "All right."
1985
01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:42,740
So he brings in the large underwear.
1986
01:07:42,740 --> 01:07:45,420
He was like, "Just crazy.
1987
01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:46,940
All my life, I've been a medium.
1988
01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:48,980
These large has fit me so well."
1989
01:07:48,980 --> 01:07:53,220
He said, "I've got to ask you, man, how, how do you know?"
1990
01:07:53,260 --> 01:07:54,660
He's like, "It's my child to know.
1991
01:07:54,660 --> 01:07:56,940
This is what I've been doing this for 30 years.
1992
01:07:56,940 --> 01:07:58,580
This is what I do."
1993
01:07:58,580 --> 01:08:02,020
He said, "But how do you know?"
1994
01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:08,020
He said, "Look, man, if you were to put on those medium underwear,
1995
01:08:08,020 --> 01:08:18,420
if you were to put-- if I was social, these medium underwear,
1996
01:08:18,420 --> 01:08:20,740
it would have put a lot of pressure on your groin air,
1997
01:08:20,780 --> 01:08:23,220
which in turn would have put pressure on your prostate,
1998
01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:25,700
which in turn would have put pressure on you,
1999
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:28,460
which would have eventually put pressure all the way up to your neck
2000
01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:30,260
to the back of your head,
2001
01:08:30,260 --> 01:08:33,180
and would give you one hell of a headache."
2002
01:08:33,180 --> 01:08:34,620
No.
2003
01:08:34,620 --> 01:08:37,900
Here you go.
2004
01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:38,940
What did you guys say to that?
2005
01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:40,180
You know what you--
2006
01:08:40,180 --> 01:08:47,420
Oh, here you go.
2007
01:08:48,740 --> 01:08:52,460
This lady, and she was--
2008
01:08:52,460 --> 01:08:54,460
She was turning towards--
2009
01:08:54,460 --> 01:08:55,500
Mountain running.
2010
01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:57,500
And there was a lion behind her.
2011
01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:58,540
Right.
2012
01:08:58,540 --> 01:09:00,220
And then there was a cliff.
2013
01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:01,420
And she fell down the cliff.
2014
01:09:01,420 --> 01:09:03,460
I saw a cherry tree and--
2015
01:09:03,460 --> 01:09:07,900
It was the best cherry she ever had.
2016
01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:09,700
And George Waffiner--
2017
01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:11,540
She was hanging on to the cherry tree.
2018
01:09:11,540 --> 01:09:15,140
And George Waffiner came and thought, "It's on the cherry."
2019
01:09:15,140 --> 01:09:16,580
And the lion's ate him.
2020
01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:18,140
Oh, it's what he's doing.
2021
01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:20,060
And the lion's ate him.
2022
01:09:20,060 --> 01:09:21,500
No way. He ate the lions.
2023
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:22,500
He ate the lions.
2024
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:25,900
And then she was like, "This is the best Sunday ever."
2025
01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:29,380
He took the lions, mane, and put it on like a--
2026
01:09:29,380 --> 01:09:29,940
Right.
2027
01:09:29,940 --> 01:09:32,420
And he said, "I'll double the moon."
2028
01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:34,620
This is a whole new world.
2029
01:09:34,620 --> 01:09:36,980
So there you go.
2030
01:09:36,980 --> 01:09:37,940
DG's--
2031
01:09:37,940 --> 01:09:39,900
He said, "The French are coming."
2032
01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:41,180
I got to tell you a joke.
2033
01:09:41,180 --> 01:09:44,100
I wrote called the Aristocrats.
2034
01:09:44,100 --> 01:09:45,140
Mm-hmm.
2035
01:09:47,260 --> 01:09:49,700
All right. I'll spare you this week.
2036
01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:53,380
Well, thank you for sharing your very short joke with us, Fred.
2037
01:09:53,380 --> 01:09:55,380
It was really, as always, for--
2038
01:09:55,380 --> 01:09:56,420
Hey, man.
2039
01:09:56,420 --> 01:09:58,500
Remember where the right--
2040
01:09:58,500 --> 01:09:59,580
Great South underwear.
2041
01:09:59,580 --> 01:10:00,820
Where the right size underwear?
2042
01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:02,460
Do you like your underwear snug?
2043
01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:03,700
Like, I'm not a snug guy.
2044
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,100
I want him just hanging out.
2045
01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:05,740
Yeah.
2046
01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:06,580
I got him.
2047
01:10:06,580 --> 01:10:08,500
I have things having room for action.
2048
01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,020
Yeah, I got--
2049
01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:11,500
I get swamped by it sometimes.
2050
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:12,380
Yeah, dude.
2051
01:10:12,380 --> 01:10:13,380
Well, you're outside, too.
2052
01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:14,420
So, yeah.
2053
01:10:14,420 --> 01:10:15,860
That's a real problem.
2054
01:10:15,860 --> 01:10:16,660
Can't do that.
2055
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:18,180
Delt diapers for all.
2056
01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:19,220
Yep.
2057
01:10:19,220 --> 01:10:20,820
There you go, Fred.
2058
01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:22,340
I was talking about a Delt diapers.
2059
01:10:22,340 --> 01:10:24,060
I was in Walmart the other day
2060
01:10:24,060 --> 01:10:26,180
and they had a thing of a Delt diapers.
2061
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:28,620
And you know, normally, they share like old people.
2062
01:10:28,620 --> 01:10:29,420
Oh, sure.
2063
01:10:29,420 --> 01:10:31,460
Yeah, I got to spend your old meal, though.
2064
01:10:31,460 --> 01:10:33,460
[LAUGHTER]
2065
01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:34,660
Like, what's that?
2066
01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:38,620
I'm glad it was like a body and then a mirror for a face.
2067
01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:39,900
[LAUGHTER]
2068
01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:42,540
I'm wearing a Delt diaper.
2069
01:10:42,540 --> 01:10:43,740
Yeah, it was like a T-shirt.
2070
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:45,140
It was me all along.
2071
01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:46,140
I think you've been--
2072
01:10:46,180 --> 01:10:47,140
I'm glad you've been--
2073
01:10:47,140 --> 01:10:48,180
Sometimes, too.
2074
01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:50,180
Ever bust the coolest.
2075
01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:52,940
Everybody poops the pants.
2076
01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:54,140
Everybody.
2077
01:10:54,140 --> 01:10:55,180
[LAUGHTER]
2078
01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:57,140
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to get out of here.
2079
01:10:57,140 --> 01:10:59,340
We'll poop our pants again next week.
2080
01:10:59,340 --> 01:11:00,540
Thanks for listening.
2081
01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:02,180
-Goodbye, y'all. -Goodbye, guys.
2082
01:11:02,180 --> 01:11:04,140
Mama's day, Mama's time, Mama's time.
2083
01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:06,180
[LAUGHTER]
2084
01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:08,220
We are laughing.
2085
01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:10,220
And we are very good friends.
2086
01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:11,020
[LAUGHTER]
2087
01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:11,700
Good vibes.
2088
01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:13,460
Sharing a special moment.
2089
01:11:13,460 --> 01:11:14,500
[LAUGHTER]
2090
01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,500
[MUSIC PLAYING]
2091
01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:30,340
That's it, man.
2092
01:11:30,340 --> 01:11:31,380
Game over, man.
2093
01:11:31,380 --> 01:11:33,420
It's game over.
2094
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:34,940
Just hang loose blood.
2095
01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:37,180
You've got to catch up on the rebar, I'm gonna mess up.
2096
01:11:37,180 --> 01:11:39,180
[MUSIC PLAYING]
2097
01:11:39,180 --> 01:11:40,700
[LAUGHTER]
2098
01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:43,940
Oh, what a day.
2099
01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:44,940
[LAUGHTER]
2100
01:11:44,940 --> 01:11:46,940
Come on, what in the--
2101
01:11:46,940 --> 01:11:47,980
[MUSIC PLAYING]
2102
01:11:47,980 --> 01:11:49,980
Well, thanks all, folks.
2103
01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:52,420
I still have Easter, baby.
2104
01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:54,020
Goddamn it.
2105
01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:56,060
[MUSIC PLAYING]
2106
01:11:56,060 --> 01:11:58,260
I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
2107
01:11:58,260 --> 01:12:01,460
As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
2108
01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:02,900
Surely you can be serious.
2109
01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:04,140
I am serious.
2110
01:12:04,140 --> 01:12:05,500
And don't call me sure.
2111
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:15,500
[BLANK_AUDIO]