In “Double Donging It” | Episode 250, The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast hits a milestone the only way it knows how: with questionable math, inappropriate intros, back-to-school relief, and a strong possibility that nobody has actually counted the episodes correctly. The show opens with Parker, Fred, and Allan celebrating the “250th time, give or take” that they have done this. There are jokes about the BLC’s audio being better than the video, whether this should really be called BLC 3000, and the emotional joy of kids finally getting out of the house and going back to school. That leads into Fred explaining a school bus situation where drivers were allegedly told they could no longer work both bus-driving and school-support jobs, so they parked the buses and forced immediate action. The crew fully supports the drivers, because if anyone can shut a system down fast, it is the people responsible for getting everybody’s kids home. Then the episode shifts into Fred’s back-to-school family emergency. His son receives a bunch of quarters from a church lady, goes upstairs counting them, and somehow ends up swallowing one while trying to balance it on his tongue. What follows is panic, screaming, a dog losing its mind, Fred using his CPR/Heimlich instincts, a trip to the ER, X-rays, the discovery that the quarter is stuck near the top of his chest, and eventually a transfer to Greenville for removal. Thankfully, the quarter comes out the next morning and the kid is fine, which means the crew is free to joke about cursed quarters, old people giving kids dangerous change, and the family member who simply asks, “That boy make it?” Parker then shares his own Odyssey story — literally. He tries to go see The Odyssey on the same night the new Spider-Man opens, accidentally buys tickets for the next day, gets confronted by a group of extremely New York moviegoers, and has to beg a theater manager for help. He eventually lands in handicap-adjacent seats, watches the movie, and gives a very BLC review involving Cyclops complaints, sirens that never sing, PTSD Odysseus, and a movie that is mostly fine but not as good as the ordeal of getting into it. After the break, the crew celebrates 250 episodes with fake congratulatory messages from suspicious public figures before launching into Fredline News. The stories include a terrifying chainsaw-wielding centaur robot designed to fight wildfires, women’s cycling drama over padded bras allegedly creating aerodynamic advantages, a man who used super glue instead of a condom, and a Gordon Ramsay-looking dwarf adult-film actor reportedly found dead in a badger den. By the end, the guys reflect on 250 episodes, realize they have somehow not gotten better, confuse centaurs and minotaurs, and laugh themselves into the finish line. It is a milestone episode full of school chaos, hospital panic, movie failure, weird news, and the exact kind of nonsense that got them to 250 in the first place.
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We're in a buffet of meat.
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Fats in your seat belt.
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It's going to be a bumpy night.
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A life, a life, it's a life!
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun!
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We can see it late!
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Swap in male stars in the morning!
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I'm making f*ck!
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With your most harder...
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Featuring the Celts we sound so flat and also elegant aboard.
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the band show.
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They asked me who does the best audio and I said the BLC.
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The video is sh*t!
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But the audio... stop not.
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The BLC!
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Welcome, welcome one and all!
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To the 200 and say with me ladies and gentlemen...
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BIP BIP BIP!
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Look at that!
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We nailed that friend!
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We finally did it!
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It took 250 episodes!
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No, no, no, no!
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Alan didn't do the parties.
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That's why we nailed it.
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Alan, you better do it.
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Welcome!
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You're gonna see this thing again?
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Welcome to the 200 and be the DJ of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast!
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Now with more less than ever before!
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We're a crappy broadcasting from the Bull HD Studios.
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And of course you can check us out on YouTube and americanfavorapacast.com
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Also everywhere else you can find anything.
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And now...
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Yes.
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Alan, do you have that eagle ver...
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That's why we're doing it post.
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And now...
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It's the Man in the Hall with the Big Balls.
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It's the Night Hawk with the Big Cowk!
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(Laughter)
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It's Fred!
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(Laughter)
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(Laughter)
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The Cowk!
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That's right!
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The most ridiculous one ever!
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That was pretty ridiculous, man.
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I can't deny that.
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He was.
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And also the man coming in behind me!
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No harm on him!
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That was great!
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(Laughter)
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It's Alan!
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O-T-B!
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(Cheering)
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Welcome, Alan and Fred!
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To the 250th time give or take that we've done this.
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Again, I'm not gonna go back in count.
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And I don't think you won't either.
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So we're gonna call it G-15.
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This is gonna be 3000, I wouldn't know.
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And Fred, you know what? I wish it was BLC 3000. That sounds so much cooler.
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BLC 3000 sounds cool.
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B-L-3
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B-L-3-C-1000
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B-L-C-1000. Okay.
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So Fred, it wouldn't be the 250th episode.
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That's right.
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It weren't time for the kids to get their asses out of my house.
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Get back in school, you laden!
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Yup.
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You lazy what?
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You lazy?
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Look, my arm!
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I'm in sex!
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The baby!
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And everybody's like, "Okay."
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No one's ever in breast.
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Yeah man, it's back to school time man.
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My kids weren't back to school.
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They weren't back to school the other day.
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Mine's on the next week.
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We're doing a new thing this year.
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We're switched schools,
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schools are way closer and actually felt it correctly.
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So they're gonna get dropped off in the morning
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That's gonna lead right into what happened in my kid's school.
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They're gonna change what they do with that.
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My kid's a car rider, so we didn't have to worry.
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like I get this text message from the school saying that, you know,
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there's been bus delays.
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You know, we will get the kids home, but the buses are delayed.
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And then my wife, she calls me and she goes, "Hey,
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you hear what happened?"
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I was like, "Yeah, I got the text message, you know, the bus delay."
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it's and stuff, stuff like that.
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It's either one or the other."
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Fuck them guys.
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I was like, "Yeah, man."
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I was like, "Yeah, dude."
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I was like, "Oh, yeah, I'm totally with that."
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I was like, "Pay them bus drivers, man."
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Yeah, I got all that.
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Yeah, they know, but see the bus drivers can affect immediate action.
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That's the difference between them and, like, whoever else, right?
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More people need to stand up and do that shit.
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Yeah, you know, if you're doing that, then you're doing the right thing.
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Yeah, like, yeah, if you, they need to stick together more people.
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Yeah, because that's how we keep the power, people.
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Yes, right, y'all understand the power.
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People have the power.
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We just have to utilize the power by being together against the bad guy, which is Alan.
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Right, Brad, the people unite.
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We're out.
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Get out of here.
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Alan is doing so by himself.
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Alan, yeah, you like it so much.
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You're yourself.
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This is crickets.
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I know.
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No, he'd be like, "Well, there was no 250 episode.
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He would never play it.
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Oh, he's leaving.
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No, we love you.
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Alan, you were just the example.
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You're not getting me.
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We don't want you to be in the tunnel.
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That way, essentially, you would just fire one of us and then we would be like, "Yeah, I know
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we're in the tunnel."
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What up?
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that's a great way to drive the bus.
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Yeah, that was, when I was like a four grade, we took a, a field trip to like somewhere down in the middle of the damn state.
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And it was a cotton.
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Like it was a cotton field.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, we went to a damn cotton field.
283
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Yeah.
284
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They took my kid my, and she had that same field trip.
285
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Did they?
286
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And like, yeah, it's Columbia or Rock Hill or somewhere.
287
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Yeah, yeah.
288
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Like some more like you said, just kind of in bump fuck.
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Yeah, yeah, wait.
291
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And yeah, it's like here, we're up to plantation.
292
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Yeah, you have to go pick cotton and see what it was like.
293
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Oh, that's a weight in the water.
294
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Yeah, you would be the one.
295
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Master got me worked.
296
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Yeah, you would be out there doing that.
297
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Yeah, I'd be out there like, come on, boy.
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You passed the boy.
299
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That was really, that was really.
300
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What's the horses?
301
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I'm running away.
302
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So, well, Fred, school is back in session, and I'm so glad.
303
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So, I like said, I'm ready to get rid of these guys.
304
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Yeah, man.
305
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I'm off on Monday, so like, I get my Monday's back.
306
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Yeah.
307
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Well, and well, I heard that one of your kids had a preschool surprise.
308
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And I'm going to get my two young pre on the eve of school, the eve of school, my youngest son.
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We went church that, you know, the day before and the lady she, lady at church gave him a bunch of quarters.
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You know, I'm saying just, you know, that gives you little money and shit.
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Yeah.
312
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And, you know, we were for school supplies because that's how much old people things.
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Yeah.
314
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You know, it's a quarter, you can buy yourself a little.
315
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Yeah, a quarter, you can get a whole dinner.
316
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Yeah.
317
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Get a whole notebook with this.
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No Frenchman cow.
319
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No.
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Take that to the city and trade it.
321
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Magic weed.
322
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My wife, she had ordered some shoe shelves, like Mameline.
323
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And, you know, it's just the plug and play shoe shelves.
324
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You just plug it up.
325
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If three shelves, like a wreck, a wreck, a shoe shelves, okay?
326
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Yeah, I mean, I think she says shoes, shoes, like seashells, shoes, shoes.
327
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And I was like, what?
328
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I've never heard of a shoe shell.
329
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But maybe that's a great idea.
330
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Yeah, it's the keep the creases from the toes from the creases.
331
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Right.
332
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That makes sense.
333
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That's a real thing.
334
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That is a real thing.
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If not, the BLC is going to make it coming to you.
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The BLC shoe shell.
337
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So three times faster, get it for free.
338
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Yeah.
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So he was, I was out here building the shelves and my wife was in there, like, when my daughter,
340
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you know, doing some other stuff, clean my house with them.
341
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And he's upstairs, you know, counting his money, I guess that's what he was doing.
342
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And next thing I know, like, I hear, like, screaming coming from in the house.
343
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And I'm like, eh, they're always screaming.
344
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And somebody's always doing something to somebody and then,
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if they had no idea, I hear, I, it intensifies.
346
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And like, and then I hear my name getting caught.
347
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I was like, oh, no, something's wrong.
348
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And I rushed into the house and he swallowed a quarter.
349
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Alan, you got that video.
350
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We got, now we got video for you who don't watch YouTube.
351
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You, you're going to have a lot of you right around the four.
352
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Yeah, around the four, three minute, Mark, you could take out this video.
353
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Go ahead and play that video, Alan.
354
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I am not saying this is CCTV video of Fred's house.
355
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Yeah, of my house.
356
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All right.
357
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Let's see what happens.
358
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Here we go.
359
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Was that him putting it in?
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[Music]
361
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[Laughter]
362
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He was holding, holding, holding, holding.
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She goes, he goes, I swallowed a quarter.
364
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She's like, [Laughter]
365
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That's exactly what's like, dang, what's up?
366
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Yeah, the dog was going crazy.
367
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Like, you want to leave him alone?
368
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That's because she recognizes, like, oh my God, that's stupid.
369
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But that's not what's important right now.
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What's important is, you're not having a quarter inside your body.
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Right, right.
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So, I'll think about you.
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She can't yell at him.
374
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[Laughter]
375
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Like, I didn't see any of this.
376
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I just heard the screaming.
377
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Yeah, the screaming.
378
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Like, go ahead and play it, Alan.
379
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[Laughter]
380
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You're the dog.
381
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Lucas failed out of his news.
382
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Where is Fred?
383
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Oh, there it comes Fred.
384
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[Laughter]
385
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[Music]
386
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Look at how I had my CPR training a couple months ago.
387
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Was he having issues breathing?
388
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Well, he stopped screaming and he was, I thought he was, like,
389
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he started doing heimlich on him and he started throwing up a little bit.
390
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And then he's like, no, no.
391
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Okay, we ought to see a skit throw up there.
392
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[Laughter]
393
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Jesus.
394
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So, holy shit, man.
395
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Did they say why he didn't?
396
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He just had a wild hair.
397
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He said he was trying to balance it on his tongue.
398
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[Laughter]
399
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That's a kid, Richard.
400
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Yeah, I believe that's the most logical story I could think of.
401
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That's it, right?
402
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He could lie because he would never think of that.
403
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No, no, no. That is totally the truth.
404
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You know, you can believe that.
405
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When I was a kid, that's why I was a nickel.
406
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But I didn't tell my parents because I figured I was going to get my ass kicked.
407
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Yeah.
408
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He thought he was going to die.
409
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Yeah, he thought he was dying.
410
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He was like, I'm going to be Jesus.
411
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[Laughter]
412
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He's like, I'm going to die.
413
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I was like, you're not going to die.
414
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You're breathing?
415
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That's, yeah.
416
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You're fine, you're fine.
417
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And then we had to make the decision on what to do about it.
418
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Like, you know, like, did he swallow it all the way or did, you know, is it stuck?
419
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You're like, what is it?
420
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So, we were like, fine.
421
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Like, we got to go.
422
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Yeah, I'm saying.
423
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So, we took him up to the, uh, we took him up to the emergency room and they did X-rays.
424
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And, yep, it was stuck.
425
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You said as that, yeah.
426
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Right there, like, right at the top of this chest, like in his throat, like, you could see it clearly.
427
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Yeah.
428
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Flatten playing, like, the quarter, whatever there was of.
429
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Yeah.
430
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So, they were like, well, we got some options.
431
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What we're going to do is you're going to give him some, like, you want to do it the fun way?
432
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I was, I was, I wasn't mirror legs, but it was some kind of like, quite white stuff.
433
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Yeah, the code is through to try to get it to slide down.
434
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Right.
435
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And, you know, and then he was drinking a couple waters.
436
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He was like, we're going to do that.
437
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And then wait, um, about a half hour.
438
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And then we'll do another X-ray and see if it moved.
439
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That makes sense.
440
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So, they did that it was a half hour, was a half hour in hospital time really a half hour?
441
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No, it was really a half hours.
442
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It was more like, yeah, like an hour and twenty minutes.
443
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Yeah, yeah.
444
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You say, you know, and like, I'm sitting there, actioning the whole time, like, do you feel it?
445
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Yeah.
446
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
You feel it moving?
447
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He's like, he drunk for one.
448
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And he was like, ooh, I think I felt it.
449
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And I was like, all right, yeah, you know, what?
450
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No surgery, baby.
451
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Yeah.
452
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And then like, you know, the way the hour and twenty minutes, whatever.
453
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Yeah, that's what the doctor said.
454
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She was like, don't worry.
455
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The, the, the, his intestines are, you know, flexible.
456
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His, his colon is pretty, you know, wide and, and you know, your, your, your anus is like, doesn't, is that it's anus is like really flexible.
457
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Sure, sure.
458
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Yeah.
459
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It's made to recoil.
460
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Yeah.
461
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Yeah.
462
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It's made to do that, sir.
463
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You're like, hold on.
464
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As a person, she said, the bigger there is a lot of it.
465
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Yeah.
466
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That's a colon.
467
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Yeah.
468
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So we went back.
469
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Did the other X-ray.
470
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It has not moved in each light.
471
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It's still right there.
472
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It might have just shifted a little bit when he hit the water.
473
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Yeah.
474
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So now we have to get him up to the hospital in Greenville.
475
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Yeah.
476
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I mean, the 30-minute drive.
477
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Yeah.
478
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PD has a hospital.
479
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You've already had a 30-minute drive.
480
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Pretty much.
481
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Right.
482
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Now you have another third.
483
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Another one.
484
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And they were like, um, so we have an ambulance out of here that can take, I was like, no.
485
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No.
486
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I didn't get any like that.
487
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Yeah.
488
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Every time they've asked me what my daughter said, I was like, nope.
489
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No chance.
490
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Yeah, they had to slide those papers that, you know, that you take responsibility for everything.
491
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So like I told my wife, she's like, well, I'm not going to work tomorrow.
492
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She's like, because we're going, they're not going to be able to do this surgery tonight, but, yeah, you have to, uh, you can eat.
493
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You can eat.
494
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000
You know, it's 12 hours before we can't eat either.
495
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
Yeah.
496
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Well, yeah, but you can't have, he eaten earlier.
497
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Right.
498
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,000
So like, yeah, you can't, you can't, you have to be like 12 hours for the anesthesia.
499
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Right.
500
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
For the anesthesia.
501
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Yeah.
502
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
For the surgery because you can throw up and choke on it.
503
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000
So like they didn't do, which would be really ironic.
504
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Yeah.
505
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:24,000
So we came home, got him his pillow and a blanket and got ready for the hospital.
506
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000
And, uh, I was like, so you're not going to work tomorrow?
507
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
I'm going to stay here with the rest of your kids.
508
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000
I was like, yeah, I was like, you're taking them up there.
509
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
You know, well, okay.
510
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000
But no, a hospital room is not made for two people.
511
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Two people know it's not.
512
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
It's not.
513
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
So they only got one year in there.
514
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Yeah.
515
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Yeah.
516
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Yeah.
517
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Totally fair.
518
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
I'm sure Kayla agreed.
519
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Yeah.
520
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Yeah.
521
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
So she was like, yeah, that's fine.
522
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:57,000
So nine o'clock that morning, the next morning, they go in which way?
523
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Which one?
524
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
The quarter.
525
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
They went through the mountain.
526
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Yeah.
527
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Yeah.
528
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Yeah.
529
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Yeah.
530
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Yeah.
531
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Yeah.
532
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Yeah.
533
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Yeah.
534
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Like it's an inch and a half from his, his mouth, the back of his mouth, but his colon so wide.
535
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
I think we should take a chance.
536
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
We just reach up there.
537
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Yeah.
538
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Yeah.
539
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Like who's got the smallest hands here?
540
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
No.
541
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Yeah.
542
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Even at the biggest.
543
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000
So yeah.
544
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Nine o'clock that morning, they, they pulled it out and they just let them go home.
545
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
They just let them go home, man.
546
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Like, that's it.
547
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
I'm glad, man.
548
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Yeah.
549
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
That's scary, dude.
550
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000
That's as lucky.
551
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000
What?
552
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
Scary, man.
553
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
That was literal, like horror movie shit.
554
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Yeah.
555
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:44,000
That's green was not the scream of a kid who didn't think he was about to die.
556
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Yeah.
557
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
He thought he was going to die, bro.
558
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:57,220
like, you know, I guess I'm not man. He said, I'm not me! Jesus! See, that's what old people do, man.
559
00:21:57,220 --> 00:22:03,960
He said when he ate them curry butter. That's why, yeah, they took him in and they're like,
560
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:13,440
"Not again!" No, not again. He got nerves, was like, "What do you do, yeah? We saw,
561
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:19,680
you looked at your file, sir." He said he didn't, he said he just pants. He said, "I'll just stay home,
562
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,760
but really they won't let them in the hospital." Yeah, they won't let them in the hospital.
563
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:30,080
So, well, the main thing is that he's okay. He made it to school, it sounds like, I'm sure,
564
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:36,640
he had like, sore throat, I'm sure afterwards. No, like, like, even in the hospital, he was just like,
565
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,500
- I got to get the answer.
566
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:42,100
- He's calm down and realize he wasn't gonna die.
567
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,920
He was back his old self, man.
568
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:50,160
I'm just like, and then we told family and stuff.
569
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,260
And my uncle was across street.
570
00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:57,900
He's getting a littleсти.
571
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,900
And I'm afraid to be like,
572
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,940
look, I can eat 20 corners.
573
00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:07,020
- Is it, hey, that boy make it?
574
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:09,520
(laughing)
575
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,780
- That's uncle.
576
00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:14,540
(laughing)
577
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:15,660
- Have his bed.
578
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,940
(laughing)
579
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,180
- He had a switch, right?
580
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,660
- That boy make it.
581
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,460
- He got all of it, man.
582
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:23,460
(laughing)
583
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:25,620
- You think I would have told you, he didn't make it.
584
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,220
- Yeah, you think I'd be like,
585
00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:28,340
- I mean, you're like that?
586
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,860
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
587
00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:32,140
- Like, now I'm talking about how your afternoon is.
588
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:34,380
(laughing)
589
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:35,860
- You talking for 20 minutes of small talk,
590
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:37,020
but you brought the bomb on you?
591
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,980
- Yeah, it's all about, oh, by the way.
592
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:40,700
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
593
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,540
- He's out.
594
00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:42,540
- Yeah, he's cold.
595
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:44,220
- That old lady finally got a revenge
596
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,900
on the younger generation.
597
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:46,740
- Yeah.
598
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:47,740
- Just to hurt her.
599
00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,020
- Curse quarters.
600
00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:51,100
(laughing)
601
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:52,260
- He got sure.
602
00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:54,420
- What did he do with the quarters when he got home?
603
00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:57,580
- He's got, he's got the quarter like,
604
00:23:57,580 --> 00:23:58,740
- Right. - Yeah, I saw that.
605
00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:01,860
- And the medicine jar, whatever.
606
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:03,540
- So he's still got that and,
607
00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:06,540
I don't know, he wants to take his quarters to school tomorrow.
608
00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:07,380
- I'm like that.
609
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,220
- I don't think that.
610
00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:09,540
- He had a fact, give me them quarters.
611
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:10,860
- Yeah, I give you some cash.
612
00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:13,180
- Yeah, that's what you need to do.
613
00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:15,140
Try to balance it in your tongue.
614
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:15,980
It'll work.
615
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,300
(laughing)
616
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:18,580
- You're getting out of school.
617
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,420
- Yeah.
618
00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:21,020
- That's all the takes, man.
619
00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:23,060
I tell them I'll forget one of those little piggy banks
620
00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:25,060
when you put the quarter in the hand.
621
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:26,780
- And then there's a lot of things.
622
00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:27,620
- Yeah.
623
00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:30,580
- Robbie, I think that was Robbie, was his name.
624
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:31,660
- Yeah, that's it.
625
00:24:31,660 --> 00:24:35,460
- Yeah, he was a doctor before they knocked him out.
626
00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,980
He's like, can I get the quarter bank?
627
00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:40,820
(laughing)
628
00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:43,660
He's like, "Dog, we shopping all the quarters again."
629
00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:45,660
- He's a quarter Jewish though though.
630
00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:46,500
We're here.
631
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,820
- I was gonna say, I didn't wanna say that.
632
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,100
When you said he was up there counting his money.
633
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:52,900
But I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
634
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,580
He's gonna put it in the bag around his neck.
635
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:57,540
That's why his colon is so wide.
636
00:24:57,540 --> 00:24:59,860
That's the Jewish part of it.
637
00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:04,340
- He's got the golden of a 18 year old Jewish man.
638
00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:06,340
- Screws, big duck, or just a story.
639
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,180
- Yeah.
640
00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:09,140
- Hey, I don't think it.
641
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,300
Glad we were able to laugh about this.
642
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,860
- Yeah, yeah.
643
00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,460
Glad to hand him out that way.
644
00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:17,980
- That's like the X-ray guy was like,
645
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:20,300
"You sure you didn't swallow anymore?"
646
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,340
And he's like, "Well, what if I did swallow too?"
647
00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:23,580
- I was like, "What are you talking about?"
648
00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:25,180
You just swallow too?
649
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,660
- Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
650
00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:29,020
- Yeah, that was your two things, dude.
651
00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,260
- They're gonna charge twice as much.
652
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:32,020
- No, no, I was just asking.
653
00:25:32,020 --> 00:25:32,860
- Why?
654
00:25:32,860 --> 00:25:33,860
- Why would you ask that?
655
00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:35,900
(laughing)
656
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,500
- You should've said the X-ray and it was like,
657
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,580
"Just for business."
658
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:39,420
- Yeah, dude.
659
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:40,260
- Where is he?
660
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:41,100
- He's coming in.
661
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:41,940
What did I tell you?
662
00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:42,860
He's doing that.
663
00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:45,220
Like, that's what the nurse told my wife would be
664
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,380
bringing with twins.
665
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:47,220
- Right.
666
00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:48,060
- And I was just doing that.
667
00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:49,060
- They came back to Hauntman.
668
00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:50,060
- They came back.
669
00:25:50,060 --> 00:25:51,060
- Oh, God, they did.
670
00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:52,540
- Just to revenge of the twins.
671
00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:53,700
- Yeah.
672
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:54,540
- Oh, wait.
673
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:56,260
- Oh, I'm glad he's made it, man.
674
00:25:56,260 --> 00:26:00,220
You know, that's a pretty epic way
675
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:01,060
to spend your Sunday Sunday.
676
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:05,060
- I tell you, dude, it's kind of like that season
677
00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:06,180
'cause you remember last year,
678
00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:08,980
my son fell and broke his face,
679
00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:11,460
you know, and then, that was Halloween.
680
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:12,780
Yeah, that was a little Halloween.
681
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:17,300
So, like, it's closer we get to fall, you know what I'm saying?
682
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:19,500
- Because I was the only one who couldn't
683
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,060
- Said and didn't do anything.
684
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:21,900
- Yeah, I mean.
685
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:24,900
- Last year my kid was in the hospital for like three days.
686
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:26,420
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
687
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,260
- You know, like, just crazy stuff, man.
688
00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:31,620
Crazy stuff happened, and but I'm glad that, you know,
689
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:33,780
glad again, all the matters is that he made it.
690
00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:34,900
- That he made it, that's fine.
691
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:36,300
- Just like our boy,
692
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,100
you list these.
693
00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:39,260
He made it too, right?
694
00:26:39,260 --> 00:26:40,660
(laughing)
695
00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,740
And I finally made the trick,
696
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:44,100
made my own Odyssey out.
697
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:44,940
- Yeah.
698
00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:47,300
- To see the Odyssey, and I have to give you a quick review
699
00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:49,220
of it and just give you a few bullet points
700
00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:52,980
and tell you the Odyssey of my seeing the Odyssey
701
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:56,420
because you guys are gonna think that I'm an idiot.
702
00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:57,900
And that's okay.
703
00:26:57,900 --> 00:26:59,260
You don't have to tell us that.
704
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,100
- Yeah, I know.
705
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:03,060
So, well, idiot, idiot move number one.
706
00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:04,380
- Okay.
707
00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:06,380
- I decided to go see the Odyssey
708
00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:08,340
on the night that Spider-Man opened.
709
00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:09,500
- Oh my God.
710
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,740
(laughing)
711
00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:14,700
- It was a lot of, it was like Friday night, whatever,
712
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:18,620
and there was just a lot of people in Spider-Man costumes.
713
00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:20,220
- Oh, yeah.
714
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:21,300
- I mean, it was cool.
715
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:22,140
- Yeah.
716
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,940
- I would, it was chill or whatever.
717
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:24,780
- Right.
718
00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:25,620
- Our cops at the theater, you know,
719
00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:26,780
'cause of the writers.
720
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:27,940
And a lot of people who were like,
721
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:29,620
I gotta take them a mask off, bro.
722
00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:30,940
(laughing)
723
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:31,780
- Yeah, they're like, yeah.
724
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,260
- You're not mad at me, man.
725
00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:34,260
- You're not mad at me.
726
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:35,100
- You're not mad at me.
727
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:35,940
- You're not mad at me.
728
00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:36,940
- So,
729
00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:37,940
- It's not the strange way you need him.
730
00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:39,580
- Right.
731
00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:42,180
So, get there, and I'm like, okay, well, you know whatever,
732
00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,180
we got a digital ticket, so it's all good.
733
00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:46,820
Like, we're just gonna slide on into the theater.
734
00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:50,860
So, we get there, it's like the 645 show or whatever.
735
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:51,700
- Okay.
736
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:54,380
- Okay, there's 625630, sit down and just like,
737
00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:55,860
hang out, we're hanging out, and I'm like,
738
00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:59,100
oh, you know, they had that long ass line to get stuff.
739
00:27:59,100 --> 00:27:59,940
- Yeah.
740
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:01,180
- And I was like, well, they had a second line
741
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,180
that said mobile ordering, and there was no one in it.
742
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:05,020
- Right.
743
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:05,860
- So, while we're sitting there, I'm like, well,
744
00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:08,700
I'm just gonna mobile order a drink,
745
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:09,900
and I'll go pick a crab that real quick.
746
00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:10,740
No, it's great.
747
00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:12,340
And no, this was the highlight of it.
748
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:13,500
- It worked.
749
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,580
- Yeah, I got up there, and they're like, here's your drink.
750
00:28:15,580 --> 00:28:18,140
Nobody had not one person in line anywhere.
751
00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:19,140
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
752
00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:20,500
- And I was just like, sweet, bye.
753
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,500
It just rolled off.
754
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,340
- It was great.
755
00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:24,940
- That part, I will never state of that line again.
756
00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:25,780
- Yeah, I know, I will never.
757
00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:26,620
- Yeah, every time.
758
00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:27,460
- All the time, yeah.
759
00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:29,220
- 'Cause you could do it through the app, through the app.
760
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,220
- Right, right there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
761
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,420
- So much easier.
762
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,860
So we're there, like, we got our big old drink,
763
00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:37,060
you know, 'cause you got to have a big, old, big ass drink.
764
00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,300
If there's one thing, the theaters have,
765
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,220
it's $10 giant intake drinks.
766
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:41,060
- Yeah.
767
00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:46,620
- And so, we're sitting there, and like, you know,
768
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:48,540
a couple people coming in the theater here and there,
769
00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:49,860
nothing, you know, it's pretty,
770
00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:52,180
it seems like it's gonna be a light crowd, you know,
771
00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:53,380
potentially.
772
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:57,220
And then this big group, this group of like five people
773
00:28:57,220 --> 00:29:00,900
start walking up and like, we're in F four and five.
774
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:04,100
So we're like, back row, middle basically,
775
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:05,820
or like right off the center.
776
00:29:05,820 --> 00:29:08,340
And they walk up and they're like, oh, you know,
777
00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:10,540
okay, well, this is E, this is F, whatever.
778
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:12,300
And they're like, they're all from New York.
779
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:14,140
They're from New York is shit.
780
00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:15,860
They could not have been more from New York.
781
00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:17,380
(laughing)
782
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:18,380
- If they were just,
783
00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:20,380
- I just thought my house would move down here.
784
00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,860
- If they were Zeke's colon,
785
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,860
they wouldn't have been more from New York.
786
00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:26,620
(laughing)
787
00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:29,140
So they're just like, hey, whoa, yeah, exactly.
788
00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:29,980
- Yeah.
789
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:32,420
- Yeah, they're like, hey, it's a lady.
790
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:34,740
And lady, lady, New Yorkers are just like, man.
791
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:38,380
Like a dude, New Yorker, if he, you're on his bad side,
792
00:29:38,380 --> 00:29:39,620
you're on, it's not good.
793
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:40,460
- Right.
794
00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:42,500
- But if he's a highly jolly guy,
795
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,620
he's a great hang, right?
796
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:45,460
- Yeah.
797
00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:46,460
- Just to have you go lucky,
798
00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:47,940
women, New Yorkers are not like that.
799
00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:49,700
In my experience.
800
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,220
And so she's like, hey, they, you know,
801
00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:54,220
you're in our seats and I'm like, no, we're not.
802
00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:55,300
(laughing)
803
00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:57,660
And she's like, we have E123 and four or whatever.
804
00:29:57,660 --> 00:30:02,500
And I was like, we have E4 and five, I have a ticket.
805
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,340
- Yeah.
806
00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:05,060
- Or F, whatever.
807
00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:06,300
- Yeah, we have F, sorry.
808
00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:07,140
- Right.
809
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,220
- We have F4 and five, yeah, I said,
810
00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:10,460
we have a ticket, they let us into the theater.
811
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:11,300
- Yeah.
812
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,860
- And she's like, no, no, look, here it is.
813
00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:13,860
And I was like, well, here's mine.
814
00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:16,620
And then I look and I'm like, oh, fuck.
815
00:30:16,620 --> 00:30:18,060
- Oh, you were in there, Zeke?
816
00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:20,940
- I bought tickets for the next day.
817
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:22,100
- Oh my.
818
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:22,940
- For Saturday.
819
00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:24,020
- For the next day.
820
00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:24,860
- For the next day.
821
00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:28,100
- So I was like, I'm so sorry.
822
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:29,260
And like, we got to get to it.
823
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,260
(laughing)
824
00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:34,660
So like, I was like, I'm gonna go talk to the people.
825
00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:35,500
- Right.
826
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,340
- And just see what's up.
827
00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:38,100
Maybe there's some people seats in the theater.
828
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:40,060
There's also like a 730 show.
829
00:30:40,060 --> 00:30:40,900
- Right.
830
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,140
- And I was like, you know, we'll get,
831
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:42,980
I'm sure they'll switch it.
832
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:44,660
It's not a big deal or they'll give us a refund
833
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:45,500
whenever you need it.
834
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,340
- Yeah.
835
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:48,660
- And so I go and have to find the manager,
836
00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,180
which again, terrible because there's
837
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:51,020
- Yeah.
838
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:51,860
- There's so many people.
839
00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:53,380
- Because now there's no front office.
840
00:30:53,380 --> 00:30:54,220
There's no desk.
841
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,060
- No, like, front desk.
842
00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:57,020
It's just the concessions I am.
843
00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:57,860
- Yep.
844
00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,420
- Has the central hub for the whole theater,
845
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:00,940
which is not ideal.
846
00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:01,780
- Right.
847
00:31:01,780 --> 00:31:04,540
- So I finally flagged down a manager and like.
848
00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:05,900
- Well, this for the Odyssey.
849
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:06,900
(laughing)
850
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:07,740
- Right, right.
851
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,020
Well, this is my Odyssey, Alan.
852
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:09,860
Don't just say that.
853
00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:10,780
(laughing)
854
00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:12,820
- So you've been at the Cyclops.
855
00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:13,660
(laughing)
856
00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,460
- At the Cyclops, yep.
857
00:31:15,460 --> 00:31:18,020
I met some crazy harpies.
858
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:18,860
Or whatever they are.
859
00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:19,700
- I was at the end of the year.
860
00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:21,620
- I was the one that is siren, yeah.
861
00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:23,340
For their hypnotic voice.
862
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,180
- Yeah.
863
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:26,540
- That made me wanna run away and I did.
864
00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:27,540
(laughing)
865
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:31,020
So no, so we go, I've talked to the lady manager.
866
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,580
I'm like, hey, you know, I'm sorry.
867
00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:34,660
I know it's a crazy night.
868
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:39,260
But I'm dumb and I did a dumb thing and can he help me?
869
00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:43,020
And so she was like, oh, yeah, it's okay.
870
00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:45,220
She's like, I think, let me look and see what they have.
871
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:47,460
And I was like, hey, you know, I said,
872
00:31:47,460 --> 00:31:48,300
how's it going?
873
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:50,060
You know, this is the kind of a crazy night.
874
00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:52,940
And she's like, well, she's like, it's pretty bad.
875
00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:57,460
But not nearly as bad as, oh, she's how it was.
876
00:31:57,460 --> 00:32:03,100
What was like the last like, really big film that came out?
877
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:07,860
- Maybe a Vendors or something?
878
00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:08,700
I don't remember.
879
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:09,540
- No. - No.
880
00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:10,540
- No, no.
881
00:32:10,540 --> 00:32:11,380
- No, no.
882
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:13,220
- What was it?
883
00:32:13,220 --> 00:32:14,340
- Vantacet 4?
884
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:15,340
- No, it was bigger than that.
885
00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:16,660
No, no, like big.
886
00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:17,500
- Big?
887
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,780
- Like not Avatar, like Avatar,
888
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:20,620
so I love that.
889
00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:21,940
- Barbie for girls.
890
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,780
- Barbie?
891
00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:25,060
- Not Barbie, but something like that.
892
00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:25,900
- It must be like that, right?
893
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:28,380
- I should have made it once, maybe.
894
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,620
- Well, I should have remembered, but I didn't.
895
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,580
And so she's like, it's been that big.
896
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:34,540
It hasn't been that big since this movie.
897
00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:36,020
And I was like, yeah, it's so amazing.
898
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,020
- In games.
899
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:38,620
- In games, I think you might have wasn't.
900
00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:39,460
- Yeah, in games.
901
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:40,780
- I didn't know which one the last one was.
902
00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:41,620
And I was like, okay.
903
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,420
And she was like, well, you know, so it's all good.
904
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:44,460
And I'd be deal.
905
00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:46,620
And so she was like, well, there are two seats,
906
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:49,060
but they're handicap adjacent seats.
907
00:32:49,060 --> 00:32:52,500
So, like, they're not, so the way the theaters light out,
908
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,780
it's like three seats, two spot, a handicap spot.
909
00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:56,620
- Right.
910
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:58,020
- And then three other seats.
911
00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:58,820
- Right.
912
00:32:58,820 --> 00:33:02,740
- Which bugs me, because why should a handicap person
913
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:03,900
have to buy a seat?
914
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:06,860
- Come with your own seat.
915
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:09,420
- You should get into theaters for free.
916
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:11,740
You should get into concerts for free,
917
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,820
because you brought your own seat.
918
00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:15,780
- You brought your own seat.
919
00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:17,780
- I think that's a fair compromise.
920
00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:18,780
- A fair seat.
921
00:33:18,780 --> 00:33:20,780
- That seems like something that would be cool for the--
922
00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:22,780
- You don't have anything even if you're a skater.
923
00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:25,780
- You know, I mean, people would have, yeah.
924
00:33:25,780 --> 00:33:27,780
- This is kind of a good idea.
925
00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:30,780
- Yeah, this one is great wheelchair.
926
00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:33,260
- Nothing but--
927
00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:35,300
- It's like getting a cripple on something.
928
00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:36,740
- This is our piss.
929
00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:38,460
- There are piss, there's only two seats.
930
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:39,300
- Yeah.
931
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,740
- Or two empty spots.
932
00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:41,580
- Right.
933
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:46,580
- So my associate and I have to sit on the opposite,
934
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:49,580
this is like eight foot gap.
935
00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:51,580
(laughing)
936
00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:53,300
- In between, but it's okay,
937
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,780
'cause we got the recliner seats, no 4xD,
938
00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:58,580
or 4DX, whatever, 4DX,
939
00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:01,220
because that's now Spider-Man's time.
940
00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:02,380
- Right.
941
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:04,140
- Which no one warned me that it was like gonna be
942
00:34:04,140 --> 00:34:05,780
that short amount of time,
943
00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:07,860
'cause honestly hasn't been out that long.
944
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:10,820
- Yeah, no, but Spider-Man is Spider-Man.
945
00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:12,380
- Right, yeah, you gotta take this.
946
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:14,180
- So, well, he's web-slinging, you know?
947
00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:15,580
And he's supporting.
948
00:34:15,580 --> 00:34:19,020
So finally, at least we got the reclining seats,
949
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:20,380
that was nice.
950
00:34:20,380 --> 00:34:23,900
And then the movie began, finally.
951
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:26,160
(laughing)
952
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,420
- What'd you think about it?
953
00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:31,380
- I think the thunder you could probably hear.
954
00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:34,020
So I will give it a,
955
00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:38,900
oh man, I'm gonna give it like a six and a half out of 10.
956
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,340
- I did, yeah.
957
00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:42,460
So here's my quick takeaways, Fred.
958
00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:46,820
About a third of the movie, I said this movie should be called,
959
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:48,860
Odysseus is a fucking dumbass.
960
00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:49,700
(laughing)
961
00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:52,140
Or Elysees, Elysees, sorry.
962
00:34:52,140 --> 00:34:54,700
Elysees is a fucking dumbass.
963
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:55,820
(laughing)
964
00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:57,860
Because it was just him,
965
00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:02,380
like just doing the wrong thing over and over.
966
00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:08,060
- Yeah, and like, dude, take the quickest route home.
967
00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:09,860
- Get it out of the way, you got all the ships.
968
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:10,700
- And you're like, nah, I don't.
969
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,300
- Nah, we're gonna the other way.
970
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:13,380
- I wanna get there faster,
971
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,220
but I also wanna go way farther.
972
00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:16,220
- Yeah.
973
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:17,220
- We'll see the sea.
974
00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:18,980
And I'm like, I thought your ass wanted to go home.
975
00:35:18,980 --> 00:35:20,820
- Yeah, you're mid 10 years.
976
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:21,660
- Yeah, go home.
977
00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:22,760
- Yeah.
978
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,760
- Go home.
979
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,860
- It's a lame reason that I,
980
00:35:24,860 --> 00:35:26,580
if you don't wanna see your wife, I get it.
981
00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:27,420
- Yeah, pretty hot.
982
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:28,260
- So.
983
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,060
(laughing)
984
00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:32,380
- This is so I needed one of the,
985
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:33,220
I get that.
986
00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:34,740
- I'm a lot of, I get that.
987
00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:36,060
- I'm a lot of good kid.
988
00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:37,580
(laughing)
989
00:35:37,580 --> 00:35:39,660
- So yeah, so I think that was my first one.
990
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:43,340
And then they happened onto the island
991
00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:45,740
after they, who were the silver guys?
992
00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:47,420
Were they just random silver,
993
00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:51,140
clad nights that were giants that destroyed ships?
994
00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:53,580
You know what I'm talking about?
995
00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:54,420
- Yeah.
996
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:57,740
- After they escaped the Cyclops narrowly.
997
00:35:57,740 --> 00:35:58,580
- Right.
998
00:35:58,580 --> 00:35:59,420
- Spoilers, by the way.
999
00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:00,260
- Yeah.
1000
00:36:00,260 --> 00:36:02,380
- Or a story that's 3000 years old.
1001
00:36:02,380 --> 00:36:03,540
(laughing)
1002
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:05,500
- Just so you know.
1003
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:06,980
But still.
1004
00:36:06,980 --> 00:36:08,100
- Spoilers.
1005
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:10,220
- So yeah, after they escaped the Cyclops,
1006
00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:12,180
which was poorly done in my opinion.
1007
00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:13,340
- Right, yes, very.
1008
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,420
- Could have been a lot better.
1009
00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:15,660
- His eye looked like a giant.
1010
00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:17,500
- He might have been 10 times better.
1011
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,700
- Is that like a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big?
1012
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,780
- His eye was weird.
1013
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,100
I didn't like it.
1014
00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,900
- That's not how a Cyclops eye would be.
1015
00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:25,740
- No.
1016
00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:27,580
- 'Cause it looked like he still had eyeball holes.
1017
00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:28,900
- Yeah.
1018
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:32,020
- Why would you, if you had the spaces for eyeballs,
1019
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,260
why would you only have one eye hole?
1020
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,100
- Yeah, it was.
1021
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,300
- It's not big ships.
1022
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:36,460
- Anyway, that's not the one.
1023
00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:38,820
I'm not here to debate eyeballs.
1024
00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:39,660
- Over.
1025
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:40,660
- Guys that ran.
1026
00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:42,660
- So they run.
1027
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:43,500
- Yeah.
1028
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,220
- And they go, they happen into a forest.
1029
00:36:45,220 --> 00:36:49,500
And they say, there's a little girl, or boy or whatever,
1030
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:52,740
kneeling over here in like silver robes.
1031
00:36:52,740 --> 00:36:57,740
And they go to him and say, excuse me, young person,
1032
00:36:57,740 --> 00:36:59,740
we're really hungry.
1033
00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:00,580
Do you have it?
1034
00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:01,420
- Yeah.
1035
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:04,020
- And they turns around and it's like a dude
1036
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,460
with a baby's face.
1037
00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:08,260
Or like a baby.
1038
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:10,780
And then you were probably freaked out by now.
1039
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:12,300
- Yeah, probably sleep.
1040
00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:13,140
(laughing)
1041
00:37:13,140 --> 00:37:16,100
- And then the baby runs a rock and do woods.
1042
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:19,420
- The baby laughs, runs off into the woods.
1043
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:20,660
Like he, yeah.
1044
00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:21,500
- Yeah.
1045
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,500
- And then all of a sudden,
1046
00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:26,140
like these fucking ogres who are like,
1047
00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:28,460
probably twice as big as, you know,
1048
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:30,300
you list these in his boys.
1049
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:33,940
- Yeah, they were throwing rocks at the ships, were they?
1050
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:34,780
- Yeah, yeah.
1051
00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:36,820
- They were like, you know, silver armor.
1052
00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:37,660
- Right.
1053
00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:38,660
- And I don't know who the fuck they were.
1054
00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:39,660
- I don't even.
1055
00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:41,620
- They don't even talk, they don't even say who they are.
1056
00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:42,460
- No, no.
1057
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,420
- This is giant, I guess.
1058
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:46,300
- Just a bunch of giants and they fuck everybody up.
1059
00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:47,660
And then once again,
1060
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:49,260
do you list these and just like,
1061
00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,540
well, you guys should still listen to me and I'm like,
1062
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:53,260
no, you're fucking shouldn't.
1063
00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:58,060
So then they happen over to,
1064
00:37:58,060 --> 00:38:01,180
just down the coast, Alan, Mike.
1065
00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:02,180
- Yeah, yeah.
1066
00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:04,100
- Just like minutes away
1067
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:08,220
from where these guys just destroyed two thirds of the people.
1068
00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,380
And like literally, they were beating their ships
1069
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:11,380
into the ground.
1070
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,620
- Yeah.
1071
00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:15,460
- So then they're like, oh, there's a building.
1072
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:16,700
Let's go check it out.
1073
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:17,940
- Oh, yeah.
1074
00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:18,780
- Absolutely.
1075
00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:20,420
- So the lady, so yeah, Cersei is her name.
1076
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:21,260
- Yeah.
1077
00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:22,700
- And so they go up there and they're like,
1078
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,180
hey, Cersei, whatever.
1079
00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:26,140
And the only thing I can think of,
1080
00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:29,260
because of the density, obviously we knew she was a scammer
1081
00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:30,420
up some time.
1082
00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:31,260
- Right.
1083
00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:32,260
- But like the intensity of the scene is,
1084
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:35,060
I just kept thinking like, nobody wants to rape you Cersei.
1085
00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:35,900
- Yeah.
1086
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:37,220
- No one wants to do that.
1087
00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:38,860
Like she was acting like it was about to happen.
1088
00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:39,860
It was never gonna happen.
1089
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,180
- No, no, no, no.
1090
00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:42,500
- She was old and weird.
1091
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,460
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1092
00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:47,540
Yeah, that's the one where they turn to pigs, right?
1093
00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:48,980
- Yeah, yeah, we're the pigs.
1094
00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:50,660
- Yeah, they eat the soup and they're like,
1095
00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:51,820
we don't want to eat the,
1096
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:52,940
they just, they just,
1097
00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:53,940
- Yeah, they're like,
1098
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:57,140
- They look exactly how I look when I eat anything.
1099
00:38:57,140 --> 00:38:58,660
(laughing)
1100
00:38:58,660 --> 00:39:00,420
- For like a good three minutes.
1101
00:39:00,420 --> 00:39:01,260
- Yeah.
1102
00:39:01,260 --> 00:39:03,460
- So yeah, but no, I was just like Cersei,
1103
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:04,460
nobody wants to rape her.
1104
00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:05,300
- Right.
1105
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:05,820
- The, the, the,
1106
00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:09,180
- That's the point in part to the movie for me was The Sirens
1107
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,260
because I really wanted to hear The Sirens on.
1108
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,860
- That was the point of the movie, yeah.
1109
00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:14,700
- Yeah, I wanted to hear The Sirens on.
1110
00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:15,540
- Right.
1111
00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:17,380
- They did not let you hear the song.
1112
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:18,900
- What if it was Dave Baubow?
1113
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:19,740
- Yeah.
1114
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:20,580
(laughing)
1115
00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:22,420
- What if he's there like, he takes it?
1116
00:39:22,420 --> 00:39:23,940
- It's like Dave Baubow.
1117
00:39:23,940 --> 00:39:24,780
(laughing)
1118
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:25,780
- Chicken, he's like,
1119
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:26,620
(laughing)
1120
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:27,460
- Yeah.
1121
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:28,300
- Oh yeah.
1122
00:39:28,300 --> 00:39:29,900
- Oh, you were the poor.
1123
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,220
(laughing)
1124
00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:33,460
- That's right, why they couldn't,
1125
00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:34,460
that's probably why they didn't play it
1126
00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:35,780
'cause they couldn't get the right day out.
1127
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:37,100
- I'm not gonna get you.
1128
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:38,620
- Yeah, and I feel like,
1129
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:39,460
they're like,
1130
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,460
we know your world famous Hollywood directors,
1131
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,940
but this song's a little more important than that.
1132
00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:45,580
But I'm just gonna lend it to anything.
1133
00:39:45,580 --> 00:39:46,420
- Yeah.
1134
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:47,260
- So,
1135
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:48,100
- Yeah.
1136
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:48,940
- So then it was just like,
1137
00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:49,780
oh, run around,
1138
00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:51,020
Odysseus had to just run and run.
1139
00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:51,860
- Yeah.
1140
00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:52,980
- Miles and miles,
1141
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:53,660
or,
1142
00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:54,300
you know, you look at Odysseus,
1143
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:55,140
I don't fucking,
1144
00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:57,420
his name is Odysseus for the Burpets of the Sword.
1145
00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:58,260
Because I,
1146
00:39:58,260 --> 00:39:59,260
I don't know what that means,
1147
00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:00,100
but anyway,
1148
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:01,620
he's running and running, right?
1149
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:02,620
(laughing)
1150
00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:03,460
And then finally,
1151
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,300
it's again,
1152
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,260
pretty close to his home,
1153
00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:06,220
it felt like,
1154
00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:07,060
at that point,
1155
00:40:07,060 --> 00:40:07,900
like,
1156
00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:08,740
right there,
1157
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:09,740
and he's gonna walk around.
1158
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:10,580
- I'm not gonna go home though,
1159
00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:11,900
I'm gonna check it out first.
1160
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:12,940
It's 10 years,
1161
00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:14,380
but I'm making a couple more days.
1162
00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:15,220
- Go go there.
1163
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:16,060
- Right,
1164
00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:16,900
yeah.
1165
00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:18,900
So my last observation of this
1166
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:22,580
was when he was talking to his wife,
1167
00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:23,500
whatever name is,
1168
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:25,660
which I don't remember.
1169
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:27,820
And we'll call him Monica.
1170
00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:29,740
And when he's talking to Monica,
1171
00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:31,220
oh no, that was the other thing.
1172
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:34,460
All of these people were so white.
1173
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:35,300
- Yeah.
1174
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:36,100
(laughing)
1175
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,060
Like they were so white, Alan.
1176
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:38,900
- That's what he wanted for.
1177
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:42,340
- Not one accent amongst them.
1178
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:43,180
- Hello, Tron,
1179
00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:44,180
black and blue.
1180
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,180
- Hello,
1181
00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:46,020
but what was I,
1182
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:47,420
but she was gorgeous.
1183
00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:48,260
- Yeah, she's right,
1184
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:49,100
she's,
1185
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:49,940
she's like,
1186
00:40:49,940 --> 00:40:50,780
oh, all right, yeah.
1187
00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:52,500
But that apparently pissed a lot of people off.
1188
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,500
I didn't even get to know her.
1189
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:54,500
- Yeah.
1190
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:55,340
- Like,
1191
00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:56,180
see what even in the movie that long?
1192
00:40:56,180 --> 00:40:58,180
- No, she was there for like three seconds.
1193
00:40:58,180 --> 00:40:59,020
- Three seconds.
1194
00:40:59,020 --> 00:40:59,860
- He's like,
1195
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:01,060
'cause the Punisher guy,
1196
00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:02,540
John Bernthal or whatever,
1197
00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:03,300
weird,
1198
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:05,940
weird number of cameos in this movie, by the way,
1199
00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:07,140
of people that you're like,
1200
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:09,300
should not be in this movie.
1201
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,780
But he's like, check out my wife.
1202
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:12,180
I cut her face and like,
1203
00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:13,820
(laughing)
1204
00:41:13,820 --> 00:41:14,500
like half her face,
1205
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:15,900
all fucked up, it was great.
1206
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:16,900
But then,
1207
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:19,620
or Eulisys is talking to his wife.
1208
00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:20,460
And he's like,
1209
00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:21,620
- No, his name is Odysseus.
1210
00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:22,460
- Oh, okay, I was right,
1211
00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:24,420
then yeah, I was right the old one.
1212
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:25,260
Odysseus,
1213
00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:26,100
as I said,
1214
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:26,820
I'm gonna go back and edit it
1215
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:27,780
to every time I said something.
1216
00:41:27,780 --> 00:41:28,620
- I'm gonna fix that.
1217
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,780
- We gotta fix that.
1218
00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:31,180
He's talking to his wife and he's just like,
1219
00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,180
oh this and this and this,
1220
00:41:32,180 --> 00:41:33,020
and I'm like,
1221
00:41:33,020 --> 00:41:34,020
sit there,
1222
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:34,860
I'm like dude,
1223
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,540
you have fucking PTSD.
1224
00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:37,460
(laughing)
1225
00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:38,980
Like, it's so obvious.
1226
00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:42,500
All the things you're saying are signs of PTSD.
1227
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,780
It's some help, bro.
1228
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:44,620
(laughing)
1229
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:45,460
But overall,
1230
00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:46,700
it was fine.
1231
00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:47,980
Six and a half out of 10.
1232
00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:49,460
- Probably the four days.
1233
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:52,260
- John Luguzamo had an absolute.
1234
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,740
- John Luguzamo was actually really good in it.
1235
00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:56,620
- He was really good in it.
1236
00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:57,460
- I was like,
1237
00:41:57,460 --> 00:41:58,300
- I was like,
1238
00:41:58,300 --> 00:41:59,300
oh shit,
1239
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:00,300
- At first I was like,
1240
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,140
oh,
1241
00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:02,140
and then I was like,
1242
00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:03,460
no, all right.
1243
00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:06,100
- Yeah, I look at Sommel, that's my guy.
1244
00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:06,940
- He's a good dollar girl.
1245
00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:08,340
- And that fucking dog man.
1246
00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:09,180
Oh my God.
1247
00:42:09,180 --> 00:42:10,180
- Yeah, that fucking dog.
1248
00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:11,180
- Oh the dog.
1249
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:12,020
- The dog.
1250
00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:13,340
- Emotional time, Zalent.
1251
00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:16,220
All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
1252
00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:17,060
I know it's late,
1253
00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:18,140
it doesn't matter.
1254
00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:20,740
We'll be back with more of the BLC podcast,
1255
00:42:20,740 --> 00:42:21,740
250.
1256
00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,820
- The Black Linkin Collective Podcast
1257
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:26,580
will return after a word from our sponsors.
1258
00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:31,340
- I'd like to congratulate the BLC podcast
1259
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,820
for 250 episodes.
1260
00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,820
They are the best episodes.
1261
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:38,620
The most beautiful episodes I once knew.
1262
00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:42,460
Somebody who knew somebody that had 250 episodes.
1263
00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:45,660
Also, I'd like to congratulate Matt, Fred and Alan
1264
00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:48,700
as the best podcasters ever, Great Americans.
1265
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:51,420
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
1266
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:53,500
- I'd like to congratulate the BLC podcast
1267
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,660
for 250 episodes.
1268
00:42:55,660 --> 00:43:00,020
The BLC podcast is a asset to the community they bring us hope.
1269
00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:01,460
They bring us change.
1270
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:04,380
The world is a better place because of the BLC podcast.
1271
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:07,500
Now, now like my friend Dr. Fransche said,
1272
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,860
where is my money?
1273
00:43:08,860 --> 00:43:13,100
- I'd like to congratulate BLC podcast for 250 episodes.
1274
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:15,900
I remember 250 years ago, I was eating some ice cream
1275
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:17,580
and then the White House blew up.
1276
00:43:17,580 --> 00:43:19,740
Wait, I was told that was Independence Day.
1277
00:43:19,740 --> 00:43:22,700
Anyway, look, the BPC podcast is the best.
1278
00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:25,280
(upbeat music)
1279
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,060
Welcome back to the giant,
1280
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:32,780
enormous 250 episodes of the BLC podcast.
1281
00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:33,780
- It's you. - Remember,
1282
00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:37,260
I was hoping that the fans would chime in on the music.
1283
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:38,940
That's why I would Alan do that.
1284
00:43:38,940 --> 00:43:40,340
So that's okay.
1285
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:42,580
It's not that the studio audience isn't cheering.
1286
00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:44,060
He just doesn't let us hear it.
1287
00:43:44,060 --> 00:43:45,380
- Yeah, they're cheering the party.
1288
00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:46,580
- 'Cause they're constantly cheering at him.
1289
00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:48,100
That's why he never pays attention.
1290
00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:48,940
(laughing)
1291
00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:50,220
He's like, "Oh, they were cheering.
1292
00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:51,780
"They were saying my name over and over."
1293
00:43:51,780 --> 00:43:52,620
(laughing)
1294
00:43:52,620 --> 00:43:53,620
- Alanious.
1295
00:43:53,620 --> 00:43:55,460
- Alan Linus-Free.
1296
00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:56,460
- Alan Linus-Metal.
1297
00:43:56,460 --> 00:43:58,820
- Yeah, they're like, "Please let us have just some bread, son."
1298
00:43:58,820 --> 00:44:00,940
(laughing)
1299
00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:03,020
- After the episode.
1300
00:44:03,020 --> 00:44:03,860
- Yeah.
1301
00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:06,460
- We'll see if Satan shuts up or not.
1302
00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:07,700
(laughing)
1303
00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:11,100
The friend, it wouldn't be the 250th episode
1304
00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:12,540
of the BLC podcast. - Those are awesome.
1305
00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:17,540
- If it weren't for the 77th episode of "Friendly News,"
1306
00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:20,620
(screaming)
1307
00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:22,300
if I pulled the right number out of my hat,
1308
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,100
that would be great. - Yeah, that would be awesome.
1309
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:26,500
(laughing)
1310
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,580
- There it is.
1311
00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:29,940
- "Friendly News" joiner.
1312
00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:32,460
- "Friendly News."
1313
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:35,620
So, okay, I'm gonna start off with a light.
1314
00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:36,460
- Today.
1315
00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:37,580
- Bring it in light.
1316
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:39,420
Bring it in light.
1317
00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:43,220
So, there is a company
1318
00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:48,580
who has invented a virtual,
1319
00:44:48,580 --> 00:44:53,580
a chainsaw or a Centaur robot.
1320
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:55,740
- Right.
1321
00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:57,140
- For wildfire. - Wow, that's awesome, darn.
1322
00:44:57,140 --> 00:44:58,700
- Okay.
1323
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:01,700
So, have you guys seen this robot?
1324
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:04,860
- Yes, it is the thing that night made up.
1325
00:45:04,860 --> 00:45:09,300
- Yes, this is your robot.
1326
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:14,300
A horn, a seven foot chainsaw-wielding robot.
1327
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:17,660
- Yeah, it's a car, yeah.
1328
00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:18,700
- Yeah, and you see it?
1329
00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:20,780
- No. - It's the scariest thing.
1330
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:22,340
- It will haunt your nightmares.
1331
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,180
- Dude.
1332
00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:25,580
- The name of this robot.
1333
00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:30,580
- Imagine being stuck in a collapse building four days.
1334
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:34,380
- Yeah.
1335
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:35,220
- And the engine, you're like,
1336
00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:40,220
this close to die, but you can hear stuff happening, right?
1337
00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:42,660
So, you're holding on and all of a sudden,
1338
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:45,300
a fucking chainsaw rips through the wall.
1339
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:47,660
And this motherfucker, with his evil ass faces,
1340
00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:49,780
looking at you, you would be dead.
1341
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:52,020
You would die on the spot.
1342
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,020
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
1343
00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:55,100
- Why would you build this thing?
1344
00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:56,660
- Alec, can you put it up on this crazy?
1345
00:45:56,660 --> 00:45:57,660
Have you found it?
1346
00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:58,500
- I can't find it.
1347
00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,340
- I can't find it.
1348
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,420
- Hold on, I'll find it.
1349
00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:01,660
- Jesus, great.
1350
00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:03,500
- We should have put it up immediately.
1351
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,220
Okay, let's see.
1352
00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:08,860
- It says, it's going viral across social media
1353
00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:10,620
since last week, drawing comparisons
1354
00:46:10,620 --> 00:46:15,260
to mythological demon, video gang bosses.
1355
00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:17,340
And the terminator.
1356
00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:18,180
- For sure.
1357
00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:19,020
- I'm in the area.
1358
00:46:19,020 --> 00:46:22,860
- Here's your share of my screen, will you?
1359
00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,260
- You got to put it up here so I can share it.
1360
00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:25,100
- I'm doing it right there.
1361
00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:27,260
- Yeah, put it up there.
1362
00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:28,540
- All right, here he is.
1363
00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:29,380
- You can see here.
1364
00:46:29,380 --> 00:46:30,460
- From the side.
1365
00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:32,060
- Yes.
1366
00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:33,260
(laughing)
1367
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:36,220
- Now, this one doesn't look as bad.
1368
00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:37,380
- Yeah, hold on, now hold on.
1369
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:39,860
I'm going to show you, Alan, what it would look like
1370
00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:41,900
if you were staring it in the face.
1371
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,140
(laughing)
1372
00:46:43,140 --> 00:46:45,620
Because this is where it gets,
1373
00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:47,100
- It's weird.
1374
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:47,940
- Look at that.
1375
00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:49,860
(laughing)
1376
00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:50,860
- Why?
1377
00:46:50,860 --> 00:46:53,140
- I don't like looking at it right now.
1378
00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:55,540
- Why can't you just give it a man head?
1379
00:46:55,540 --> 00:46:57,500
- Please, please, anything.
1380
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,340
- A robot.
1381
00:46:58,340 --> 00:46:59,340
- A horse and a ear.
1382
00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:00,420
- Put it back on this one.
1383
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:01,260
- Why, it's got a human ear.
1384
00:47:01,260 --> 00:47:02,100
- I can't walk, he can look at it.
1385
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:02,940
- I can't look at it.
1386
00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:08,740
- I just don't know, it's insane.
1387
00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:12,540
But they say this robot will be powered
1388
00:47:13,180 --> 00:47:16,340
purely by humans, no AI involved.
1389
00:47:16,340 --> 00:47:17,180
- Okay.
1390
00:47:17,180 --> 00:47:19,140
- Why does it need a head?
1391
00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:20,500
- Why does it need a head?
1392
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:21,500
- Like, why does it need a head?
1393
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,500
- I want to get a back.
1394
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,020
- I want to get a back.
1395
00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:25,820
- Maybe that gives it bashing action.
1396
00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:28,820
(laughing)
1397
00:47:28,820 --> 00:47:29,700
Three halves, yeah.
1398
00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:32,900
- Three halves is a half robot.
1399
00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:36,580
- Half, rather kind of robot.
1400
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:38,220
And half nightmare fuel.
1401
00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:40,620
- So it's kind of like man ear pick.
1402
00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:41,460
(laughing)
1403
00:47:41,460 --> 00:47:43,620
- I feel like it might be the next generation.
1404
00:47:43,620 --> 00:47:45,260
This is the AI version of it.
1405
00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:47,300
Well, that's good that it's people at least, right?
1406
00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:48,580
- Right, yeah.
1407
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:49,740
- So yeah, there's no...
1408
00:47:49,740 --> 00:47:51,060
- Oh my God, it's still on my screen.
1409
00:47:51,060 --> 00:47:51,900
Okay.
1410
00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:56,420
- It does not make any like movements by itself.
1411
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:57,260
- That's good.
1412
00:47:57,260 --> 00:48:00,500
I'm sure it has, I feel like it's kind of microphone in it.
1413
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:01,340
- It do, AI.
1414
00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:02,180
- It's going through.
1415
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:03,260
- Takes over it.
1416
00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:04,260
- Right, exactly.
1417
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:05,260
- Whenever it does.
1418
00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:06,580
- Somebody's gonna get lazy and be like,
1419
00:48:06,580 --> 00:48:07,740
"God, that's the AI, do it."
1420
00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:09,060
- Yeah, yeah.
1421
00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:10,940
- I don't know, I'm just gonna get as a speaker
1422
00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:14,060
and like, so the person can talk to people and suit them,
1423
00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:15,940
right, like it's just, but the voice is all
1424
00:48:15,940 --> 00:48:17,300
fucked up and distorted.
1425
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:18,140
- It's the...
1426
00:48:18,140 --> 00:48:19,140
(laughing)
1427
00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:20,300
- Yeah, it's the voice.
1428
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:22,100
You're apparently safe here.
1429
00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:24,300
- I heard it all from the speaker.
1430
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:27,660
- Okay, we're gonna go in here and save you guys now.
1431
00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:28,500
Okay?
1432
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,780
(laughing)
1433
00:48:29,780 --> 00:48:30,940
- I'm almost, yeah.
1434
00:48:30,940 --> 00:48:32,020
- Hello.
1435
00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:33,540
- It needs to be much more evil
1436
00:48:33,540 --> 00:48:34,700
than that's the face.
1437
00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:39,380
- Yeah, way more, way more devilish.
1438
00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:41,380
(laughing)
1439
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,220
- Exactly.
1440
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:43,860
(laughing)
1441
00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:46,460
- You put that face with that voice.
1442
00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:48,260
- No one survives.
1443
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:52,740
- If there's a fire, like it can lift its leg and piss it out.
1444
00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:54,980
(laughing)
1445
00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:55,820
- That's weird.
1446
00:48:55,820 --> 00:48:58,820
- That's a phantom, that's a phantom, we got him.
1447
00:48:58,820 --> 00:49:03,820
- Yeah, does it have, if it's, okay, a centaur, friend.
1448
00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:04,660
- Yeah.
1449
00:49:04,660 --> 00:49:08,660
- Is it's weener under its backlight or its frontlight?
1450
00:49:08,660 --> 00:49:11,100
- Mm, because it's half man.
1451
00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:11,940
- Yeah.
1452
00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:13,620
- It was a dog is where a man's dog is.
1453
00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:14,460
- Where?
1454
00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:15,820
- Is it where a horse's dog is?
1455
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:17,420
- Maybe it's got two dogs.
1456
00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:18,660
- Maybe it's double-dog.
1457
00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:20,980
- Double-dog in it, double-dog in it, that's right.
1458
00:49:20,980 --> 00:49:23,100
(laughing)
1459
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:24,100
(laughing)
1460
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:25,940
- It's gonna have to be the day of the show.
1461
00:49:25,940 --> 00:49:30,940
- So these things are running at about $4 million a piece.
1462
00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:33,580
- What a deal.
1463
00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:37,500
And it cannot make its own decisions.
1464
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,500
- Yeah.
1465
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:43,620
- And those things, that's, why in the hell would they do that?
1466
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:44,460
- Yeah.
1467
00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:49,460
- You know, a regular robed, and a robed.
1468
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:51,460
(laughing)
1469
00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:54,220
- Someone get the robed.
1470
00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:57,060
- Yes, I'm gonna have to robed with the hoses on it.
1471
00:49:57,060 --> 00:50:00,460
And you're like, shh, ah, danger with Robin's name.
1472
00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:02,460
(laughing)
1473
00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:04,380
- Or how about the bad ones?
1474
00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:06,740
- You know, bad ones.
1475
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:11,060
- Yeah, then like, them just like, dropping 40 of these things
1476
00:50:11,060 --> 00:50:14,420
out of a plane, right into like a full list.
1477
00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:15,260
- Yeah.
1478
00:50:15,260 --> 00:50:17,260
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1479
00:50:17,260 --> 00:50:19,900
- I'm actually gonna use that for warping, eventually.
1480
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:21,380
They'll drop 40 of these things.
1481
00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:22,220
- Oh, yeah.
1482
00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:23,060
- Of course they are.
1483
00:50:23,060 --> 00:50:26,260
- It could be attached to a flame dower, probably.
1484
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:27,100
- Yeah.
1485
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:28,140
- Its hands were just holes.
1486
00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:28,980
- Yeah.
1487
00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:29,820
- It's just, oh.
1488
00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:31,820
- That means it's got all the accessories you could ever want.
1489
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:33,380
- You've got kung-fu grips.
1490
00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:34,860
- Right, like what are you?
1491
00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:36,380
- But I'm gonna put in this time.
1492
00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:38,260
- Yeah, I'm crazy, I'm just gonna...
1493
00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:39,780
- Right, they're like, put a chainsaw on one hand
1494
00:50:39,780 --> 00:50:41,500
a flame dower on the other.
1495
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:43,220
Let's go to the blast.
1496
00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:44,060
- Yes, get it.
1497
00:50:44,060 --> 00:50:46,100
- Yeah, let's go save these people.
1498
00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:47,260
- All right.
1499
00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:49,340
- So that's our number one.
1500
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:52,660
Number two here comes, you guys ready for this?
1501
00:50:52,660 --> 00:50:53,980
- Sure.
1502
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:57,980
- Tour de France riders accused of cheating
1503
00:50:57,980 --> 00:51:01,460
with bigger padded bras.
1504
00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:02,300
- Oh.
1505
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:03,140
- That's right.
1506
00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:06,340
- Dude, you guys, these are for the women.
1507
00:51:06,340 --> 00:51:07,900
- Oh, all right, just checking.
1508
00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:13,300
- Evidently, there's a new thing in women's cycling
1509
00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:17,740
that they're accusing women of wearing these padded bras
1510
00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:21,540
that give them a more aerodynamic advantage.
1511
00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:24,420
- That's for ratings, bro.
1512
00:51:24,420 --> 00:51:26,820
(laughing)
1513
00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:28,220
- That's 100%.
1514
00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:30,860
If they take away the padding of the bra,
1515
00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:33,620
that's knocking out lady's cycling at all.
1516
00:51:34,580 --> 00:51:36,340
- Half the women ain't got no titties anyway.
1517
00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:37,340
- That's what I'm saying, dude.
1518
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:38,420
- This is like the sensitive thing.
1519
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:40,700
- If you want to cross the aisle
1520
00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:43,100
to men's watching it.
1521
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,660
- We did say something about that
1522
00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:46,180
that they were doing something like that.
1523
00:51:46,180 --> 00:51:50,060
Like the men were at like something to,
1524
00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:51,460
- It was in something they're butt.
1525
00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:52,460
- Yeah, I don't know.
1526
00:51:52,460 --> 00:51:53,300
- It was like they wore butt.
1527
00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:54,740
- I remember something like that a while ago,
1528
00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:55,580
we talked about it.
1529
00:51:55,580 --> 00:52:00,580
- I mean, why would, is it making their boobies more,
1530
00:52:01,700 --> 00:52:06,380
- Yeah, it lets the air, it's letting the air,
1531
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:09,540
I mean, is it through or is it going around a bigger,
1532
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:12,300
or is it like, oh yeah, it's just padded.
1533
00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:16,700
- Like a split second aerodynamic advantage.
1534
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,460
- Right, it's less air resistance.
1535
00:52:18,460 --> 00:52:21,020
- It has, I'm trying to figure out.
1536
00:52:21,020 --> 00:52:23,820
- It's a bra, it goes on their boobs.
1537
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:27,380
- Yes, but does it make their boobs bigger or smaller?
1538
00:52:27,380 --> 00:52:31,100
- It does, but because of the way that women are shaped,
1539
00:52:31,100 --> 00:52:33,060
if they're touching over here,
1540
00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:35,220
like if they're closer to their arms,
1541
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,220
you get a better, you get less wind resistance
1542
00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:38,980
because the wind can flow more freely, you say?
1543
00:52:38,980 --> 00:52:41,020
- It's making their boobies bigger.
1544
00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:41,860
- Right.
1545
00:52:41,860 --> 00:52:42,860
- Then that's false average.
1546
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:43,860
- It's a wind wind.
1547
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:45,620
- I don't know, that's not allowable.
1548
00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:47,340
Who cares about the aerodynamics?
1549
00:52:47,340 --> 00:52:48,180
- It's a dog.
1550
00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:52,060
- No, okay, but you know what, I'm willing,
1551
00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:54,820
I'm willing to believe the aerodynamics.
1552
00:52:54,820 --> 00:52:55,820
- Oh no, no.
1553
00:52:55,820 --> 00:52:57,660
- The potential of there to be,
1554
00:52:57,660 --> 00:53:00,740
possibly bigger boobs on the d-t-t.
1555
00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:03,380
- Okay, I'm gonna be on the butt.
1556
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:05,300
- Yeah, I'm saying, 'cause whatever comes down.
1557
00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:07,580
- Yeah, they got a butt already, those ladies are.
1558
00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:08,420
- Those ladies are.
1559
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:09,260
- Yeah, they're show-all.
1560
00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:11,500
- Yeah, legs and butt.
1561
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:14,820
- Yeah, they're machines from the waist down for sure.
1562
00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:15,660
- Yeah.
1563
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:20,620
- So, yeah, they're fake boobs.
1564
00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:24,060
- All right, there's Fred Haney and some of the girls.
1565
00:53:24,060 --> 00:53:27,020
- And what's your name, Swini would be like the,
1566
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,460
- Yes, she would.
1567
00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:30,900
- She would be an excellent bicycle.
1568
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,620
- Yeah, the cold, whatever shirt,
1569
00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:34,100
the yellow shirt, the whole time.
1570
00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:36,580
- All right, I would give you guys,
1571
00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:37,940
I would get into the meat.
1572
00:53:37,940 --> 00:53:40,780
- Okay, the meat, we were at the potatoes, now we're going to.
1573
00:53:40,780 --> 00:53:41,780
- Yeah.
1574
00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:44,060
- Let's go, do you want,
1575
00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:49,140
Gordon Ramsay or Super Glue?
1576
00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:50,420
- You know, I love Gordon Ramsay,
1577
00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:53,660
but I, let's, I feel like Super Glue's crazy around.
1578
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:54,500
What do you think?
1579
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:55,660
- Super Glue.
1580
00:53:55,660 --> 00:53:56,500
- Super Glue?
1581
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:57,500
- What is Super Glue first thing?
1582
00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,380
- Super Glue first, and they're going really good.
1583
00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:00,980
- We don't lose one if we do the other one, right?
1584
00:54:00,980 --> 00:54:02,220
- Hey, you good, all right.
1585
00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:03,820
- So, never tell you about the other one.
1586
00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:05,900
(laughing)
1587
00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:09,820
- A man dies after Super Glue and his penis shit.
1588
00:54:09,820 --> 00:54:10,660
- I don't know, sad.
1589
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:14,020
- Instead of a, instead of using a condom
1590
00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:16,900
during whole-tailed sex with his ex-fiancy.
1591
00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:19,340
- We're like, explode your wiener.
1592
00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:21,820
- Yeah, kids, you can get rubbers for free.
1593
00:54:21,820 --> 00:54:24,100
- Yeah, give 'em away, bro.
1594
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:26,340
- It's your cheaper than Super Glue.
1595
00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:28,540
- And they're more effective.
1596
00:54:28,540 --> 00:54:31,900
Like, just get Super Glue your pee-hole shut.
1597
00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:34,180
Don't mean you're not gonna get crams or...
1598
00:54:34,180 --> 00:54:35,020
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1599
00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:37,100
- Like, how could you still get...
1600
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:37,940
- So much.
1601
00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:40,540
- So a young man tragically died after reporting
1602
00:54:40,540 --> 00:54:43,420
using Super Glue as a substitute for condom.
1603
00:54:43,420 --> 00:54:44,700
- Like, how ya?
1604
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:49,700
- Salman Maraza, 25 allegedly coded his genitals
1605
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:51,900
with the powerful Pox and Rezzie
1606
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:53,940
during intercourse with his partner.
1607
00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:55,460
Medical exammers.
1608
00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:59,940
Subsequently discovered an unified green substance
1609
00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:01,180
in his abdomen.
1610
00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:02,180
In his abdomen.
1611
00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:07,060
The couple had been inhaling the glue.
1612
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,580
There you go.
1613
00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:11,180
- Okay, well, that makes a lot of sense.
1614
00:55:11,180 --> 00:55:13,780
- For a kick before opting to use it
1615
00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:16,660
as a form of contraception during the encounter
1616
00:55:16,660 --> 00:55:20,660
at the Amber Hotel in Amida, man.
1617
00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:23,500
- Where's Amida Bell in the...
1618
00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,340
- In the eye.
1619
00:55:24,340 --> 00:55:26,460
- In India, of course, it's Indians.
1620
00:55:26,460 --> 00:55:28,060
- Up in glue, was that really?
1621
00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:29,220
- Was that any of you expected this?
1622
00:55:29,220 --> 00:55:31,020
- Is that who you think that is?
1623
00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:32,060
- That's what I should have been.
1624
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:34,500
I should have said, guess is...
1625
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:35,380
You should have been able to get...
1626
00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:36,940
I would have never guessed Indian cars.
1627
00:55:36,940 --> 00:55:38,100
- Yes, would.
1628
00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:39,540
- I guess I would have guessed it.
1629
00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:41,020
- But he never did.
1630
00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:42,540
- He never came again.
1631
00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:44,780
(laughing)
1632
00:55:44,780 --> 00:55:51,380
- Less than 24 hours after arriving at the hotel,
1633
00:55:51,380 --> 00:55:54,180
Salman was discovered, unsponsitive,
1634
00:55:54,180 --> 00:55:56,620
in the shrubs, in the bushes,
1635
00:55:56,620 --> 00:55:58,700
outside of the buildings by a quaint,
1636
00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:01,340
he was rested at a hospital but died shortly after.
1637
00:56:01,340 --> 00:56:03,620
All he had to do was go to the dollar store
1638
00:56:03,620 --> 00:56:04,940
and get some nail polish.
1639
00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:05,940
- Man, see?
1640
00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:06,780
- At the top of the...
1641
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:07,620
- At the Rupi store.
1642
00:56:07,620 --> 00:56:08,620
- Yeah, it goes to the Rupi store,
1643
00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:09,620
'cause they're in the...
1644
00:56:09,620 --> 00:56:10,620
- I can't just, I just can't imagine.
1645
00:56:10,620 --> 00:56:11,620
- Man, I'm just...
1646
00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:12,620
- Oh, man.
1647
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:14,380
- That seems like a terrible way to die.
1648
00:56:14,380 --> 00:56:15,380
- Rupi tree.
1649
00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:17,380
Superb.
1650
00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,860
- That's a little more true than that.
1651
00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:22,700
- And then it's cause of death was multiple organ failure.
1652
00:56:22,700 --> 00:56:23,940
- Yeah.
1653
00:56:23,940 --> 00:56:25,980
- How could that kill you, though?
1654
00:56:25,980 --> 00:56:27,820
Like, this gotta be...
1655
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:29,820
- Well, sniffing the glue.
1656
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:30,660
- Right.
1657
00:56:30,660 --> 00:56:32,700
- It was a problem.
1658
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:35,300
- For you to get to the point where you're applying super glue
1659
00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:39,340
to your wiener and balls, I assume,
1660
00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:41,660
you have sniffed so much glue
1661
00:56:41,660 --> 00:56:46,180
that you should not be alive at that point, probably.
1662
00:56:46,180 --> 00:56:47,020
- Like I was just...
1663
00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:51,420
- For you to get a woman to agree that that's a good idea.
1664
00:56:51,420 --> 00:56:53,940
- Like, how would you find it like...
1665
00:56:53,940 --> 00:56:55,460
- How could that be?
1666
00:56:55,460 --> 00:56:56,300
- Right.
1667
00:56:56,300 --> 00:56:58,700
- You know, you can't feel that in your home.
1668
00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:00,860
- I think it's a good idea.
1669
00:57:00,860 --> 00:57:01,860
And that's the thing, dude.
1670
00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:03,380
Do you even feel it at that point?
1671
00:57:03,380 --> 00:57:05,140
- No, feel it, no, you can't feel it.
1672
00:57:05,140 --> 00:57:06,700
- And then when you're wiener,
1673
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:08,540
- Yeah. - Doesn't, you know,
1674
00:57:08,540 --> 00:57:10,060
ready for action. - When you can't really...
1675
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:11,940
- I feel like that would hurt so much.
1676
00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:13,900
- Yeah, you got all that stuff stored up inside.
1677
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:16,060
- Well, it's gonna glue to your, to your dong
1678
00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:17,060
and say when it's like,
1679
00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:17,900
- Oh my god.
1680
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:19,380
- It's like, oh my god, not too much.
1681
00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:20,980
All right, well, tell us about Gordon Ramsay.
1682
00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:21,820
- All right.
1683
00:57:21,820 --> 00:57:22,660
- I'm sorry.
1684
00:57:22,660 --> 00:57:23,820
- You did the Gordon Ramsay.
1685
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:24,820
(laughing)
1686
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:25,900
- It's actually,
1687
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:27,740
- I'm sorry. - And Bradline used number four.
1688
00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:30,300
- It's not actually Gordon Ramsay.
1689
00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:33,780
But Gordon Ramsay,
1690
00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:36,060
Dwarf porn star,
1691
00:57:36,060 --> 00:57:37,300
look alike,
1692
00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:40,100
found dead in a Badger's den.
1693
00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:40,940
- Okay, hold on.
1694
00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:43,020
Can we try and guess his name?
1695
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:43,860
- Sure.
1696
00:57:43,860 --> 00:57:44,860
- Does he have a porn name?
1697
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:46,180
Is it like,
1698
00:57:46,180 --> 00:57:47,340
- Oh no, look at it.
1699
00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:48,180
Yes.
1700
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:52,620
- It does not give his porn name if he has one.
1701
00:57:52,620 --> 00:57:53,900
- I'm gonna guess it anyway.
1702
00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:55,220
- Okay, go ahead.
1703
00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:56,060
- Let me think.
1704
00:57:56,060 --> 00:58:00,340
- He's from the UK, so I'll give you that.
1705
00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:02,460
- Okay, it's still Gordon Ramsay.
1706
00:58:02,460 --> 00:58:06,220
It's just Gordon Ram-C.
1707
00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:06,780
- No,
1708
00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:08,900
(laughing)
1709
00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:12,980
- That way they can get away with it.
1710
00:58:12,980 --> 00:58:13,820
- Ram.
1711
00:58:13,820 --> 00:58:16,580
- Gordon Ram-C.
1712
00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:17,900
- That's it.
1713
00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:18,980
- Ram-C.
1714
00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:19,820
- Yeah.
1715
00:58:19,820 --> 00:58:20,660
- You're gonna do a British accent, oh.
1716
00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:21,500
- Ram-C.
1717
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:23,060
(laughing)
1718
00:58:23,060 --> 00:58:25,300
- Yeah, I'm Gordon Ram-C.
1719
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:29,220
- I cough your tiny pants.
1720
00:58:29,220 --> 00:58:31,060
- No.
1721
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:32,060
- Are they both midgets?
1722
00:58:32,060 --> 00:58:32,900
Or is it just,
1723
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:33,740
- Yeah, that's a midget.
1724
00:58:33,740 --> 00:58:34,580
- Who?
1725
00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:35,420
- The Gordon.
1726
00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:36,260
- The Badger?
1727
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:37,580
- Yeah.
1728
00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:38,420
- The guy who died.
1729
00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:39,340
- The guy who died.
1730
00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:44,340
- And his job is he working with people of the same,
1731
00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:46,300
let's say,
1732
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:48,620
proportions of him.
1733
00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:49,900
- Or,
1734
00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:50,740
- Normals.
1735
00:58:50,740 --> 00:58:53,420
- It does not say anything.
1736
00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:54,260
- I don't know,
1737
00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:55,900
you see you don't get to use your same way,
1738
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:58,660
so it doesn't say,
1739
00:58:58,660 --> 00:58:59,500
- Finds like,
1740
00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:01,420
here's six videos of what we're talking about.
1741
00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:03,260
(laughing)
1742
00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:05,500
So,
1743
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,740
Percy Foster,
1744
00:59:06,740 --> 00:59:09,700
Dwarf Point Star,
1745
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:11,140
so he was a Dwarf Point,
1746
00:59:11,140 --> 00:59:11,980
he went in a,
1747
00:59:11,980 --> 00:59:12,820
- Right.
1748
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,220
- Point Star. - Point Star.
1749
00:59:14,220 --> 00:59:15,060
- Right,
1750
00:59:15,060 --> 00:59:16,740
was he a Dwarf who was a Point Star?
1751
00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:18,580
- A Dwarf Point Star.
1752
00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:20,820
- Yeah, it says Dwarf Point Star.
1753
00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:21,660
- So.
1754
00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:22,500
- That's hard.
1755
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:24,020
- It might just be little, little on little.
1756
00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:25,300
- Pozen Perse, what?
1757
00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:26,140
- Jackson.
1758
00:59:26,140 --> 00:59:26,980
- Foster.
1759
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:27,820
- Foster.
1760
00:59:27,820 --> 00:59:28,660
- Foster.
1761
00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:29,820
- F.O.S.T.R.
1762
00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:30,660
- Okay, forse.
1763
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:31,500
Okay.
1764
00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:32,660
- A Dwarf Poster.
1765
00:59:32,660 --> 00:59:34,020
- Oh, I see this guy.
1766
00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:35,020
- Man,
1767
00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:36,020
- Not in his,
1768
00:59:36,020 --> 00:59:36,860
- Not in his,
1769
00:59:36,860 --> 00:59:37,700
- Not in his work.
1770
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:38,700
- No, yeah,
1771
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:39,700
- Not in his work.
1772
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:40,700
- Sure.
1773
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:41,820
- Yeah.
1774
00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:45,740
- Who was a dead ringer for Gordon Ramsay was found dead
1775
00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:47,900
in a Badger D in the UK.
1776
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:49,260
- In a Badger D in?
1777
00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:51,260
- A Badger D in.
1778
00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:52,100
So.
1779
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:52,940
- What was that?
1780
00:59:52,940 --> 00:59:55,500
- The star of the X-rated movie,
1781
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,980
High Ho, High Ho.
1782
00:59:56,980 --> 00:59:58,820
It's up your ass we go.
1783
00:59:58,820 --> 01:00:01,540
(laughs)
1784
01:00:01,540 --> 01:00:04,620
Was discovered partially eating,
1785
01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:07,460
eating deep in an underground chamber.
1786
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:12,300
The UK minister of Agriculture expects running
1787
01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:16,620
a planned Badger gasing program near Wales,
1788
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:21,620
where it happened upon the three foot six inch actor.
1789
01:00:21,620 --> 01:00:28,060
High Ho, High Ho, it's up your ass we go.
1790
01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:29,140
- Oh, I found a picture of me.
1791
01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:29,980
Looks great.
1792
01:00:29,980 --> 01:00:30,820
- Yeah.
1793
01:00:30,820 --> 01:00:33,340
It says the investigators have not ruled out
1794
01:00:33,340 --> 01:00:34,740
the possibility of suicide,
1795
01:00:34,740 --> 01:00:36,140
so maybe killed itself.
1796
01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:36,980
- What?
1797
01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:38,300
- And the Badger was like,
1798
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:39,740
well, I mean, he's tiny,
1799
01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:41,820
so the Badger could have just pulled him in there.
1800
01:00:41,820 --> 01:00:42,660
- Is a Badger?
1801
01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:43,500
- Yeah.
1802
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:44,500
- He's just,
1803
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:45,340
(laughs)
1804
01:00:45,340 --> 01:00:47,780
- He died in another Badger, no, he ran.
1805
01:00:47,780 --> 01:00:49,140
(laughs)
1806
01:00:49,140 --> 01:00:50,860
- But his little legs still run so fast.
1807
01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:52,180
And a Badger has four legs.
1808
01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:53,740
Well,
1809
01:00:53,740 --> 01:00:54,580
- This is a badger.
1810
01:00:54,580 --> 01:00:55,420
- But it is,
1811
01:00:55,420 --> 01:00:56,260
okay.
1812
01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:57,100
- A few light right.
1813
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:57,940
Exactly.
1814
01:00:57,940 --> 01:00:58,940
So, let's see,
1815
01:00:58,940 --> 01:01:00,900
Badger is,
1816
01:01:00,900 --> 01:01:01,740
yeah, there you are.
1817
01:01:01,740 --> 01:01:04,100
And I hope that's a great picture of him.
1818
01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:05,580
Yeah, there's no more picture.
1819
01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:06,580
- Yeah, look at that.
1820
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:08,620
- Yeah, he's working, he's a work.
1821
01:01:08,620 --> 01:01:09,460
- He's a work,
1822
01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:10,460
- You gotta understand,
1823
01:01:10,460 --> 01:01:11,460
- He's the,
1824
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:12,220
- High Ho,
1825
01:01:12,220 --> 01:01:13,380
- High Ho is,
1826
01:01:13,380 --> 01:01:14,540
- It's up your ass we go.
1827
01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:15,380
- Oh, and it is,
1828
01:01:15,380 --> 01:01:16,540
- It's up your ass.
1829
01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:17,860
- So,
1830
01:01:17,860 --> 01:01:19,020
- No,
1831
01:01:19,020 --> 01:01:19,860
- First,
1832
01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:20,860
- One producer said,
1833
01:01:20,860 --> 01:01:23,300
Percy was a little guy with big problems.
1834
01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:24,460
He was doing well,
1835
01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:25,300
but under pressure,
1836
01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:26,140
like everyone else,
1837
01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:26,980
- Oh,
1838
01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:27,820
- Oh,
1839
01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:30,820
- There's a part there that you,
1840
01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:31,940
- Don't know about.
1841
01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:32,820
- Oh, tell me,
1842
01:01:32,820 --> 01:01:34,940
- He was a gay.
1843
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:36,780
- Oh,
1844
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:37,820
- He was a gay,
1845
01:01:37,820 --> 01:01:39,140
- He was a gay,
1846
01:01:39,140 --> 01:01:40,140
- He was a gay,
1847
01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:41,140
- Oh,
1848
01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:41,980
- Well,
1849
01:01:41,980 --> 01:01:42,820
- So,
1850
01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:43,660
- It's up your ass we go.
1851
01:01:43,660 --> 01:01:46,580
- Yeah, I know there was a,
1852
01:01:46,580 --> 01:01:48,180
- It says here,
1853
01:01:48,180 --> 01:01:49,540
well, this isn't Spanish,
1854
01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:51,220
but it says,
1855
01:01:51,220 --> 01:01:52,980
an actor that's a,
1856
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:53,980
the poor steak,
1857
01:01:53,980 --> 01:01:56,580
Poongay actor was eaten by rats.
1858
01:01:56,580 --> 01:01:59,740
Leading by rats?
1859
01:01:59,740 --> 01:02:00,740
- My ass.
1860
01:02:00,740 --> 01:02:03,220
- Yes, it's a,
1861
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:04,740
- Alan doesn't speak Spanish.
1862
01:02:04,740 --> 01:02:06,940
- (laughs)
1863
01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:08,620
He can read it, but he can't speak it.
1864
01:02:08,620 --> 01:02:09,940
- I look to see it.
1865
01:02:09,940 --> 01:02:12,100
- A ministry of agriculture.
1866
01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:14,100
- Oh,
1867
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:14,940
- That he was a,
1868
01:02:14,940 --> 01:02:16,340
- The MLA got involved?
1869
01:02:16,340 --> 01:02:18,860
(laughs)
1870
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:19,700
- The,
1871
01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:22,100
- The turkey was a small guy with big problems.
1872
01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:23,260
(laughs)
1873
01:02:23,260 --> 01:02:24,260
- So they think he,
1874
01:02:24,260 --> 01:02:25,260
- In bigger testicles.
1875
01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:26,260
- Yeah.
1876
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:28,340
- He was a meter in seven centimeters.
1877
01:02:28,340 --> 01:02:32,060
- I don't think he can eat all,
1878
01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:33,380
I know that.
1879
01:02:33,380 --> 01:02:35,220
- Okay, and this, yeah.
1880
01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:37,380
It says they think he was a suicide.
1881
01:02:37,380 --> 01:02:38,380
- He was a suicide.
1882
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:39,220
- Well,
1883
01:02:39,220 --> 01:02:40,060
- That's the terrible,
1884
01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:40,900
a suicide to have.
1885
01:02:40,900 --> 01:02:41,740
- Well,
1886
01:02:41,740 --> 01:02:42,580
- He killed himself
1887
01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:43,420
- Okay, maybe he owed it.
1888
01:02:43,420 --> 01:02:44,260
- Right.
1889
01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:45,700
- And the badger,
1890
01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:47,700
then the badger pulled it into his dead.
1891
01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:49,140
(laughs)
1892
01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:49,980
- Badger,
1893
01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:51,300
yeah, I mean, I could eat that.
1894
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:52,580
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1895
01:02:52,580 --> 01:02:53,980
- Yeah, I didn't know if Badger did,
1896
01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:55,220
I looked it up because I was like,
1897
01:02:55,220 --> 01:02:56,500
is that like an English term?
1898
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:57,020
'Cause you know,
1899
01:02:57,020 --> 01:02:57,860
- England.
1900
01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:58,700
- Right.
1901
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:00,460
- And have so many weird things that they call it.
1902
01:03:00,460 --> 01:03:01,300
- Right.
1903
01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:02,460
- It is not.
1904
01:03:02,460 --> 01:03:03,300
- So.
1905
01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:05,100
- So Badger did the badger did.
1906
01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:06,100
- Yeah, we got these badger,
1907
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:06,940
- Badgers.
1908
01:03:06,940 --> 01:03:07,940
- No.
1909
01:03:07,940 --> 01:03:09,100
- That's probably what he said as he died.
1910
01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:09,940
- You know what I mean?
1911
01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:10,940
- He was thinking Badgers.
1912
01:03:10,940 --> 01:03:13,100
(laughs)
1913
01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:15,220
- Well, RIP, Percy.
1914
01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:16,900
- Percy Foster.
1915
01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:17,780
- Percy Foster.
1916
01:03:17,780 --> 01:03:18,780
- Percy Foster.
1917
01:03:18,780 --> 01:03:21,180
- Well, you can't let your dog forever
1918
01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:22,940
be hard in our hearts.
1919
01:03:22,940 --> 01:03:24,580
- Yeah, at least you didn't glue it.
1920
01:03:24,580 --> 01:03:25,580
- Right.
1921
01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:26,820
- Better call.
1922
01:03:26,820 --> 01:03:28,100
(laughs)
1923
01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:30,500
I don't know, which is worse, Fred,
1924
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:33,460
dying by a badger's den,
1925
01:03:33,460 --> 01:03:35,540
or dying because you're super clear of your pain.
1926
01:03:35,540 --> 01:03:37,260
- Right, seems like he had badger's den.
1927
01:03:37,260 --> 01:03:40,060
- He seemed to get died before the badger's den.
1928
01:03:40,060 --> 01:03:40,900
- Yeah.
1929
01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:42,380
- But we're gonna just assume
1930
01:03:42,380 --> 01:03:43,380
before the say- - So.
1931
01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:45,140
- Say it in the conversation.
1932
01:03:45,140 --> 01:03:46,900
- I think super glue on my penis said,
1933
01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:50,700
because death was not the intended part.
1934
01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:52,420
- Right, well, if you know what Badger's den
1935
01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:54,500
would be expect to come out of your eyes.
1936
01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:56,380
- You know your organs are starting to shut down
1937
01:03:56,380 --> 01:03:58,540
so that, right?
1938
01:03:58,540 --> 01:03:59,460
- 'Cause I mean, that's apparently
1939
01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:01,780
like you'd be getting enough real anything.
1940
01:04:01,780 --> 01:04:03,260
- And it had this thing.
1941
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:04,740
- Oh man.
1942
01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:07,220
- Whatever green, if your body's making something green,
1943
01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:08,060
- Yeah man.
1944
01:04:08,060 --> 01:04:10,100
- And they coming out your nose, it's not a good day.
1945
01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:11,900
And then you get to the doctor.
1946
01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:13,980
- Yeah, and he did, but it was a little late.
1947
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,460
- No too late man.
1948
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:17,060
- Well, whatever.
1949
01:04:17,060 --> 01:04:19,100
- Four, four guys.
1950
01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:21,860
- I guess that's the super in.
1951
01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:23,300
That's the super weighted eye, I don't know.
1952
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:24,700
- 250 man in, 250.
1953
01:04:24,700 --> 01:04:27,260
- Well 250 episodes are almost in the books
1954
01:04:27,260 --> 01:04:28,940
within seconds will be done.
1955
01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:30,260
(laughing)
1956
01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:31,340
- Yeah, guaranteed.
1957
01:04:31,340 --> 01:04:34,460
- No, well Fred, let's have two minutes of reflection.
1958
01:04:34,460 --> 01:04:37,660
What have you learned in 250 episodes?
1959
01:04:37,660 --> 01:04:39,860
(groaning)
1960
01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:42,300
- I'm probably shouldn't be doing podcasts.
1961
01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:44,660
(laughing)
1962
01:04:44,660 --> 01:04:46,180
See, I don't know about that.
1963
01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:47,740
- Everybody loves you Fred.
1964
01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:50,100
- I don't know, I don't know.
1965
01:04:50,100 --> 01:04:53,700
- We are doing it for 250 more.
1966
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:55,260
- Yeah, but we'll eat some more after that if we're--
1967
01:04:55,260 --> 01:04:56,740
- Oh my gosh.
1968
01:04:56,740 --> 01:04:57,740
- If we're still a little,
1969
01:04:57,740 --> 01:04:59,900
what are we gonna talk about in 250 episodes?
1970
01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:01,100
- This episode.
1971
01:05:01,100 --> 01:05:02,100
- On this episode.
1972
01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:02,940
- And we'll be like,
1973
01:05:02,940 --> 01:05:04,460
"How have we not gotten any better?"
1974
01:05:04,460 --> 01:05:05,300
- We'll start,
1975
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,380
"If we not got better yet."
1976
01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:09,340
- We'll start rehashing somebody's,
1977
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:11,140
yeah, from the night of New York.
1978
01:05:11,140 --> 01:05:12,140
- We were funny.
1979
01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:14,140
(laughing)
1980
01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:16,820
- Remember,
1981
01:05:16,820 --> 01:05:18,420
chopped glass?
1982
01:05:18,420 --> 01:05:19,420
(laughing)
1983
01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:22,260
Remember when he was saying that all the time.
1984
01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:25,020
Remember,
1985
01:05:25,020 --> 01:05:26,500
Tater gloves?
1986
01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:27,340
- Yeah, you were.
1987
01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:28,180
- 'Cause we're older,
1988
01:05:28,180 --> 01:05:29,340
we can't quite remember.
1989
01:05:29,340 --> 01:05:30,500
- Remember,
1990
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,340
we're so close.
1991
01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:32,180
- We're so close.
1992
01:05:32,180 --> 01:05:33,020
- We're so close.
1993
01:05:33,020 --> 01:05:34,980
- We're so close.
1994
01:05:34,980 --> 01:05:37,380
- They showed out in Ireland,
1995
01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:41,060
remember before Donald Trump was a robot
1996
01:05:41,060 --> 01:05:43,700
the Minotaur president with 250.
1997
01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:45,740
(laughing)
1998
01:05:45,740 --> 01:05:46,740
When they took his head
1999
01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:48,740
and glued it to the robot Minotaur
2000
01:05:48,740 --> 01:05:50,580
that we were talking about.
2001
01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:53,260
- We're walking around watching DC with a chainsaw,
2002
01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:54,780
boy, man, man, man.
2003
01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:57,420
(laughing)
2004
01:05:57,420 --> 01:05:59,740
- Greatest show, greatest Minotaur.
2005
01:05:59,740 --> 01:06:00,580
It's me.
2006
01:06:00,580 --> 01:06:02,060
- It's me.
2007
01:06:02,060 --> 01:06:03,060
- They said,
2008
01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,060
"Be a Minotaur."
2009
01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:05,860
- I'm a Minotaur, I said, "Okay."
2010
01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:08,380
A lot of people were saying, "I'm the sexiest Minotaur."
2011
01:06:08,380 --> 01:06:10,220
- Yeah, the Minotaur.
2012
01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:12,540
- The one with the Minotaur.
2013
01:06:12,540 --> 01:06:13,820
- Yes, this is the Minotaur.
2014
01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:15,180
The Minotaur is the one.
2015
01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:16,020
- Right.
2016
01:06:16,020 --> 01:06:16,860
- Ancermin.
2017
01:06:16,860 --> 01:06:18,020
- No, I thought a Centaur was the one
2018
01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:20,300
with the half human half.
2019
01:06:20,300 --> 01:06:21,300
- Yeah, that's what I was saying.
2020
01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:22,620
The Minotaur is the whole show.
2021
01:06:22,620 --> 01:06:25,900
- Centaur is have man, man on top.
2022
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:26,740
- Right, okay.
2023
01:06:26,740 --> 01:06:29,860
- Minotaur is the Minotaur robot.
2024
01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:31,260
And we're idiots.
2025
01:06:31,260 --> 01:06:32,100
- Yeah.
2026
01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:32,940
- We're,
2027
01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:35,460
- I think an incermin, the Minotaur did not
2028
01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:37,020
- That thing, Minotaur was...
2029
01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:38,860
- But the Minotaur is a man.
2030
01:06:38,860 --> 01:06:41,220
- Man who has a bull's face and a lot.
2031
01:06:41,220 --> 01:06:42,540
- Yeah.
2032
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:45,140
- Centaur is a three-legged,
2033
01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:47,340
so that's why this is a Minotaur.
2034
01:06:47,340 --> 01:06:50,420
- No, that's why it's a half.
2035
01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:52,340
- That's why it's three halves,
2036
01:06:52,340 --> 01:06:54,300
'cause it couldn't just make it walk away.
2037
01:06:54,300 --> 01:06:55,140
- Yeah.
2038
01:06:55,140 --> 01:06:57,020
- So there you go.
2039
01:06:57,020 --> 01:06:59,260
- Minotaur, quarter centaur.
2040
01:06:59,260 --> 01:07:01,420
- My uncle was a quarter Minotaur.
2041
01:07:01,420 --> 01:07:03,420
(laughing)
2042
01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:05,420
(laughing)
2043
01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:08,420
- Couldn't have everybody.
2044
01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:09,420
(laughing)
2045
01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:11,020
- That'll be us, we'll be later.
2046
01:07:11,020 --> 01:07:12,260
(laughing)
2047
01:07:12,260 --> 01:07:13,100
- Oh my God.
2048
01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:16,700
- We are laughing.
2049
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:17,700
(laughing)
2050
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:19,300
- And we are very good friends.
2051
01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:20,140
(laughing)
2052
01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:20,980
- Good vibes,
2053
01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:22,340
- Very special moment.
2054
01:07:22,340 --> 01:07:23,500
(laughing)
2055
01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:26,100
(upbeat music)
2056
01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:28,680
(upbeat music)
2057
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:39,540
- That's it, man.
2058
01:07:39,540 --> 01:07:40,700
Game over, man.
2059
01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:41,540
Game over.
2060
01:07:41,540 --> 01:07:44,100
- Just hang loose, blood.
2061
01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:45,380
She's gonna catch up on the wee bear,
2062
01:07:45,380 --> 01:07:46,540
I'm gonna mess up.
2063
01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:49,140
(upbeat music)
2064
01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:51,140
(laughing)
2065
01:07:51,140 --> 01:07:53,820
- Oh, what a big hit.
2066
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:54,660
(laughing)
2067
01:07:54,660 --> 01:07:55,940
- Oh, what a big hit.
2068
01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:57,420
(laughing)
2069
01:07:57,420 --> 01:07:59,460
- Well, thanks all folks.
2070
01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:01,900
- Hasta la vista, baby.
2071
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:02,980
- God damn hit.
2072
01:08:02,980 --> 01:08:05,580
(upbeat music)
2073
01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:07,580
- I don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
2074
01:08:07,580 --> 01:08:10,900
- As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
2075
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:12,380
- Surely you can be serious.
2076
01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:14,740
- I am serious, and don't call me surely.
2077
01:08:14,740 --> 01:08:24,740
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