In “Doo Doo DLC” | Episode 256, The Black Lincoln Collective opens with the 256th edition of the show, a weak fart attempt, a “can’t do attitude,” and the usual reminder to find the show at americasfavoritepodcast.com, podcast platforms, and anywhere someone might throw a rock at a screen showing their website. The first major segment is a Latino History Month tribute led, very loosely, by Allan. The conversation jumps from Ricky Martin and Menudo to the Menendez brothers, Cardi B’s background, J.Lo, New York Puerto Rican identity, Caribbean confusion, and the crew trying to understand why huge groups of people get lumped together under one label. From there, the show pivots into side hustles. Fred claims he has a list of creative ways to make extra money, which includes stealing things that are “closer to the road than the house,” getting paid by mega churches to fake possession, putting ads on your car, crying at strangers’ weddings, becoming a substitute bee, and explaining food to people while they eat. The episode title lands during the car-wrap discussion. The crew imagines sharpie-ing BLC on the side of a vehicle, someone misreading it as “DLC,” and then immediately turning that into “Doo Doo DLC,” because apparently downloadable content is better when it is worse. The side hustle spiral continues with emotional wedding criers, including Parker inventing a full tragic backstory about being secretly in love with the groom. Then they move into substitute bees, where people allegedly get paid to pollinate plants, and the crew turns it into a full twerking-through-the-garden bit involving Parmesan cheese shakers and doing your part for the avocados. After that, Parker brings up a romance scam involving someone allegedly pretending to be an NFL player online. The crew uses it as a launchpad to talk about fake internet personas, search engines, and how people can manipulate AI by flooding the internet with bad information, like convincing it that Burger King is the best restaurant in New York City. After the break, Parker introduces “scam-spiracies,” starting with Culver’s drive-through. His theory: Culver’s makes the drive-through look less busy by moving people into a paid waiting zone after they order. This leads to a full rant about waiting 12 minutes for three melting ice cream cones in South Carolina heat. The next scam-spiracy is Big Toilet Paper. Parker suggests RFK Jr. is somehow working with toilet paper companies, that every food now “gives you the shits,” that toilet paper scarcity is engineered, and that people panic-buy toilet paper even when the crisis has nothing to do with diarrhea. Fred counters with bidets, showers, newspaper, and the uncomfortable reality that you cannot wipe your ass with a dream or a Bitcoin. The third scam-spiracy is streaming. Parker argues streaming companies are making TV so annoying that people will beg for cable again. He tries to watch football and ends up jumping from app to app, dealing with loading screens and commercials just to change games, while Fred floats mystery loaded TV boxes as a possible solution. The back half also confirms the BLC Vegas trip for February 4 through February 8, 2027, before jumping into an American Airlines story about a woman allegedly stripping naked on a flight from Baltimore to Miami. The crew riffs on airline chaos, flight delays, indecent behavior, “pollinating the plane,” and why news articles always include weirdly specific details while leaving out the one thing everyone actually wants to know. The episode closes with Parker nominating “Shallow” by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper as the ultimate song that starts strong and ends like a pile of garbage, mostly because he thinks the back half is just endless “sha-la-la” repetition. The crew wraps with jokes about awards, bragging, and returning next week for another episode.
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Fancy new seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night suit
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A life, a life, it's a life
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
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Oh, it's gonna be fun! We can see it late, swapping mail in the stars in the morning
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I'm making fun of you!
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With your most harder
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Featuring the sultry sounds of Fred and also Ellie on the board
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Let's go already!
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And now let's start the show
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Welcome, welcome! What an all!
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To the 256th edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
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That was a weak part
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Did it work?
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No, I heard it, it just sounded like a real one
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That was me
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Wait, it was much
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Okay, we're gonna get bowled a bit
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There you go!
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Now, with a "can't do attitude"
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I'm right!
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And do that sit bow!
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I'm sorry, I didn't dry
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I also can't
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No, even I can't even dry
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So you can of course hear us broadcasting
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Probably from the old Belagely C Studios
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All over the upstate of South Carolina
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And of course check us out on america-savorypodcast.com
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All your favorite podcast platforms
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And anywhere you can throw a rock
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And a screen that has our website on it
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If you put our website on a screen
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It's okay for you to throw a rock at it
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I'm not mad at it
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Just leave it up!
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You don't want to scream or even get mad
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No, he doesn't care
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Or he
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They don't care
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Yeah, they're like, "Oh, I hate him too"
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I hate those dudes, I don't believe them
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I love to hate them
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And now Fred
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And we all love to hate
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Now Fred, it's Fred
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It's Fred
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Welcome to the Fred Fred
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Fred to the show
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That's right, I am Fred
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And I'm a Fred of the show
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And now it's reducing the one
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The only Alan OTV
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Macaroni
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Macaroni
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The only Macaroni
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Macaroni
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He brought in the big, important audience
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You know why Fred?
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You know why there are so many really audiences this week
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Because it's Latino History Month
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Oh!
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So Alan was able to get his brothers and sisters
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They do come out for their people
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Right
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Yeah, I've been here like six months ago
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So, brother and sister
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And Pintar Malah
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For this week's show
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So Alan is gonna lead us
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Step Hermalos, what are you doing?
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do. Oh no, no one used to. And theneos. Helene. Yeah, the kids.
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Eazy Babys. I love it. They love this show. The kids love this show. I wish
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he didn't listen. There's nothing I could do. So Alan is going to handle our
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Latino History Month segment for all of Latino history month. Yes. Yes.
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Latinos. Today we want to honor the greatest Latino artist of all.
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And double. No, no. Well, San Diego. I guess. San
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Town. I was going to say Ricky Martin.
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That one's very bad. Hey, that dude was in Manuto. Yeah.
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Living the same, we lived in the same town. We used to see. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Really. He was in Manuto. Yeah. He was gay then and he's gay. Yeah. Yeah.
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He was cool, dude. I mean, he's. Oh, sorry. He's. Yeah. Well, he wasn't
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nothing like that. No, yeah, no. No, well, that's good. Yeah. Well, so Ricky
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Martin is Alan's. Yeah. PLC, whatever. When he wasn't his like one is
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manager was the man in dead. What? Something like that. The man in
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dead has something to do with Manuto. What? He's no. Yeah. You don't
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want to like stages. They went to different artists. Yeah. Oh, for real.
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So Manuto just wasn't like new kids on the block. There was different
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members. Yeah. We didn't get popular. Yeah. You know, they would just
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somebody else. Okay. Do you really want to know the connection here?
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Because I think you're going to be like, Oh, we shouldn't tell me that.
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Go ahead. Okay. Four Manuto member Roy Rossello. Yeah. A
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ledge that Jose Mnendez, the father, father of Lyon, Eric
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Mnendez sexually abused and raped him when he was a teenager in the 1980s.
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Great job, Fred. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, but see, that's why I like also the same
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time. I mean, we still on the, the subject of a history because they
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Mnendez and you know, I mean, you know, not celebrating the little
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bit of brother's of like, you know, three months, Brad, we're not, but that gives
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that gives like a little bit more credibility. Right. So to the story,
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to the story of what he said, like, right. Yeah. He said he is that
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sex with a soldier. So like, you never know, but could be him.
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But not, you know what? Gross. Yeah. Nasty. Yeah.
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It's all for kind of so Fred, Neuralin. Who else have he got for Latino
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history, bud?
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Keep it like,
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Jennifer Lopez is booty.
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No, I guess now I'll be Cardi B's booty.
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Right. Yeah. Cardi, she's a Puerto Rican.
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No, really?
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Yes. He is.
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What I thought she was African America. No, she's not African America talking
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like these. She's from Atlanta though.
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No, she's not. She's for fucking Brooklyn.
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I thought she was from Atlanta. No, anything about it.
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It's in the public of Barbados in some place. No, she's just a freak.
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No, she's not. I feel like friends done research on this.
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And I'm a little, a lot of friends. Like I look trust me.
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I look all over the. Cardi B.
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Is the American by nationality? Yeah.
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She was born and raised in New York City.
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She identifies as Afro Caribbean and Afro Latina.
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Afro Caribbean.
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Her mother is from the Dominican, her dad is from the Dominican Republic.
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Corona virus.
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And her mom, oh my God, is pro Trinidad at Tobago.
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So, back out.
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Tobago. Trinidad. That's what she was saying. She said in Trinidad when they gave
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him the vaccine, their dicks got small.
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She just said, that's how it's like she's doing.
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They should give my cousin's deed.
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Get boy. And Trinidad had to bake out when they come back.
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Seeing them make a little dick.
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Oh my God.
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So like, Cardi, you came on the show.
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I'm Cardi B.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You got to step that whatever it is.
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I don't know.
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I was talking about booty.
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I guess it would be J.
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Lo would be the. Oh, here we go.
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All right. Yeah.
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And she was the old booty.
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Like, but she's the old booty better than no booty.
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But she's the famous Puerto Rican booty.
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J. Lo is.
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I give it.
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I give it it.
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I give it it.
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I actually don't even know any other Puerto Rican.
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I was a Puerto Rican.
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Is she Puerto Rican?
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Is she a Puerto Rican?
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But she's like New York, Puerto Rican, right?
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She's not like from Ireland.
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She's not with the New York Puerto Rican.
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She would.
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You see that?
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You see that like Doc Miller or whatever she's walking through
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the old neighborhood.
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And she's looking at her house.
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I'm a little fucking.
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I was like, who are you?
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I used to live here.
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Who are you?
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I was in a beloved.
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No, I was in a beloved.
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Oh, wow.
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I was in a beloved.
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He's like, you didn't come in.
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It'll give a shit.
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Jennifer Lopez is like such a like common name.
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You know, as far as the block.
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So then ride the block.
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So there you go, Fred.
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Well, Fred is at the end of your Latino.
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Yes, very much.
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Well, Fred, that was you know what?
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Honestly, I remember to say that was significantly better
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than I thought it would be.
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There you go.
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Because I expected I'll be like, I don't know, dude.
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Just going next to you.
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Chris, look at all this.
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We all look alike.
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He's like, vote for Pedro.
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We're out of here.
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We're out of here.
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Close enough.
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Right.
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So our, OK, our, and sincerely, I don't know if we'll answer
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those questions.
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So are people from like, I mean, people from South America are
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Latino, right?
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I think so.
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I think it's, it's, it's, it's.
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Or is it just a belt in like in between?
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That's what.
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Well, no, because like Latino, they just put us all together
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in one giant.
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Mm-hmm.
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Except for spanks.
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Except for Spanish.
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Except for Spanish.
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But they're the Spanish.
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They're not Latino though.
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Basically what they do, anything.
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They're Caribbean.
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Well, technically the same time since, sync, right, people that are
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They look Jamaicans.
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Lights are making.
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Jamaicans.
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You know, Jamaicans aren't Latino.
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They're Jamaican.
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Right.
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That is crazy.
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Why do we group all y'all?
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Like they.
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Good question.
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Makes the camp season.
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Why is my team group up too, Fred?
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Yeah.
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They just group us a little.
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You right.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'm German.
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Nope.
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Yeah.
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You know it works.
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You know it.
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I am from Australia.
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No.
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No.
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You know it.
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You know it.
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You know it too.
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Well, happy Latino history month.
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I'm glad we could finish this week since it's all been talking about white people.
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Yeah.
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Jaguar is trying to do.
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Well, Fred, speaking of well, Fred, sometimes in the world, the world is not white.
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What?
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Those are going to say, Fred, sometimes in the world.
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Fred, sometimes in the world, Fred, wait, why don't I go right back to the same thing I was doing.
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I got it.
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I got it.
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I got it.
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Fred, I'm having a great, I'm navigating a minefield of discovery.
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Right on home, so I'm going to tell you right now, Fred, sometimes you just need to get your ass to fucking work.
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There you go.
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And you don't necessarily want to just go to your job because sometimes your job is boring.
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Sometimes.
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And my job is a professional, it's a semi-professional podcasting.
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Okay.
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Is glitzing glamor, baby.
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Yeah.
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But Fred, what would you do?
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What are some ideas you might have?
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Well, for things you could do to make a little extra scratch.
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I didn't have any ideas of my own.
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So I needed myself a muse.
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Oh, so what did I do?
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I'll reach out to the internet.
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Of course.
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Hey, Fred, you've been over these ideas and been like, look at all these side hustles.
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Like, hey, boy, this is not a good segue.
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No, I'm well, he shouldn't have gone, what he did.
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He was like, we practiced this and I fucked it up.
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Well, we'd ever practiced it and we still fucked it up, even better.
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Well, Fred, so did you have some side hustles you were telling me about?
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Yeah, that's some some really cool side hustles that you guys, everybody's got a side hustles.
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Everybody's got a side hustle these days.
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That's right.
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You can use these.
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Take, take my ideas.
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Yeah.
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Take my ideas that I told you to came up with myself and use them for you.
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517
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,520
And you're all on the green.
518
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,520
And you're all on the green.
519
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,520
And you're all on the green.
520
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,520
And you're all on the green.
521
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,520
And you're all on the green.
522
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,520
And you're all on the green.
523
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,520
And you're all on the green.
524
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,520
And you're all on the green.
525
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,520
And you're all on the green.
526
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,520
And you're all on the green.
527
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,520
And you're all on the green.
528
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,520
And you're all on the green.
529
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,520
And you're all on the green.
530
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,520
And you're all on the green.
531
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,520
And you're all on the green.
532
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,520
And you're all on the green.
533
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,520
And you're all on the green.
534
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:34,520
And you're all on the green.
535
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,520
And you're all on the green.
536
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,520
And you're all on the green.
537
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,520
And you're all on the green.
538
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:38,520
And you're all on the green.
539
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,520
And you're all on the green.
540
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,520
And you're all on the green.
541
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,520
And you're all on the green.
542
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,520
And you're all on the green.
543
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,520
And you're all on the green.
544
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,520
And you're all on the green.
545
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,520
And you're all on the green.
546
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,520
And you're all on the green.
547
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,520
And you're all on the green.
548
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,520
And you're all on the green.
549
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,520
And you're all on the green.
550
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,520
And you're all on the green.
551
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,520
And you're all on the green.
552
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,520
And you're all on the green.
553
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,520
And you're all on the green.
554
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,520
And you're all on the green.
555
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,520
And you're all on the green.
556
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,520
And you're all on the green.
557
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,520
And you're all on the green.
558
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,520
And you're all on the green.
559
00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,520
And you're all on the green.
560
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,520
And you're all on the green.
561
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,520
And you're all on the green.
562
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,520
And you're all on the green.
563
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,520
And you're all on the green.
564
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,520
And you're all on the green.
565
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,520
And you're all on the green.
566
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,520
And you're all on the green.
567
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,520
And you're all on the green.
568
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,520
And you're all on the green.
569
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,520
And you're all on the green.
570
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,520
And you're all on the green.
571
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,520
And you're all on the green.
572
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,520
All right.
573
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,520
So yeah, that's a good side hustle.
574
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,520
All right.
575
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,520
So the next one, if you see another variation on that side hustle real quick, friends, all right?
576
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,520
All right.
577
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,520
I'm just trying to give everybody, we're here to educate.
578
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,520
Yeah.
579
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,520
If you see something in someone's front yard, that could be trash.
580
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,520
Just grab it.
581
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,520
Just grab it.
582
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,520
Just grab it.
583
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:33,520
If it's in, if it's closer to the road, then it is the house.
584
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,520
Yeah.
585
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,520
That's free.
586
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:36,520
Let's take it real.
587
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,520
Let's free.
588
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,520
Bicycle.
589
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,520
Bicycle.
590
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,520
There's a baby's mark.
591
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,520
White baby, like Alan Dim, hot wife.
592
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,520
Yeah, how do I do it?
593
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,520
That's what put it in the car.
594
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,520
Like hey, and she's like, I'm going to for a little bit.
595
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,520
Yeah.
596
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,520
I was going to.
597
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,520
You're closer to the road.
598
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,520
All right.
599
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,520
So here's one.
600
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:03,520
If you like going to, you know, the big mega churches, I do.
601
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:13,520
There is a rumor that they will pay you a pretty good amount of money per night when they
602
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,520
have their revivals to fake possession.
603
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,520
No.
604
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,520
Or to do the.
605
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,520
I don't even have to fake it.
606
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,520
I mean, you.
607
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,520
A little, little way hands on you and pass out.
608
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,520
Yeah.
609
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,520
Yeah.
610
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,520
Yeah.
611
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,520
You can do that.
612
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,520
You got a couple of script, a couple hundred.
613
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,520
Yeah.
614
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,520
A couple hundred hours, you know.
615
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,520
You can wear a fake mustache, but.
616
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,520
No, yeah.
617
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,520
You can travel with them.
618
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,520
You can be a plant like in the, in the, you got to do it.
619
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,520
You can be a plant out there.
620
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,520
Yeah.
621
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,520
I mean, hey, that's the show, man.
622
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,520
Right.
623
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,520
World's ready to show them.
624
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:53,520
Hey, what if you do that and you fake it and then it, the devil's like, hey, let me go in there for real.
625
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,520
Oh, you're asking.
626
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,520
I'm thinking of you.
627
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,520
Can't get you out.
628
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,520
Well, it's real.
629
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,520
I'm so full.
630
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,520
I'm like, stood you asked.
631
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,520
So yeah, don't, yes.
632
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,520
So get possessed by a demon for a sign us.
633
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,520
Is what I heard out of that.
634
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,520
All right.
635
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:19,520
How about getting paid monthly to do nothing?
636
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,520
Sweet.
637
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,520
That's one of my Congress.
638
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,520
No.
639
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:32,520
I'm a little bit, I'm one of my mixed Macau.
640
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:38,520
So you can get paid monthly to get your car wrapped with an ad.
641
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,520
Yes.
642
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,520
Yes.
643
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,520
Yes.
644
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,520
I love it.
645
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,520
And just drive around with that wrap on the drive.
646
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,520
Yeah, it's a decent, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit, yeah.
647
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,520
It's a nice little bid ain't it?
648
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,520
Like 300 bucks.
649
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,520
Yeah.
650
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,520
And then lawyers cars running around.
651
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,520
Because that's the car.
652
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,520
Well, some of them are the people who work there.
653
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,520
Right.
654
00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,520
Yeah.
655
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,520
Because they don't have like, it's like cheaper for them.
656
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,520
They just buy like a vehicle.
657
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,520
It's a tax drive that everywhere.
658
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,520
Then you know, yeah.
659
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:14,520
Like if I, if I did that, like if I open up a business and then put the business on the side of my truck.
660
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,520
I can write that off as a right.
661
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,520
A tax, a tax thing.
662
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,520
We're going to do an open invitation for anybody out there that wants to ride with them.
663
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,520
Yeah.
664
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,520
If you want to wrap, well, it does cost like $3,000.
665
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:26,520
I'm going to wrap.
666
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,520
Yeah.
667
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:31,520
If you pay us $3,000, we'll wrap your truck.
668
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:35,520
And then we can get, we got, we got, we got, how do they make money on?
669
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:36,520
We can put a bunch of stick.
670
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,520
Oh, we're not going to.
671
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,520
Yeah.
672
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,520
Let's just, let's just draw a bridge to be advertising for us.
673
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,520
Let's just sharpie up the car.
674
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,520
Like with the logo.
675
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,520
Yeah.
676
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,520
Yeah.
677
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,520
What is right BLC on the side?
678
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,520
Yeah.
679
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,520
That was like, what do you mean?
680
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,520
It'll be like a lower gaze being like, that's a D.
681
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,520
DLC.
682
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,520
That's a new DLC from the BLC.
683
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,520
Yeah.
684
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,520
Yeah.
685
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,520
We should do that.
686
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,520
We do do DLC.
687
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,520
No.
688
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,520
We do, we do do DLC.
689
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,520
Now that's going to be a DLC.
690
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,520
We do do DLC.
691
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,520
So yeah.
692
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,520
But yeah.
693
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,520
Do that.
694
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,520
Download your content.
695
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,520
Only fans is a great time.
696
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,520
There you go.
697
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:24,520
Do you have like emotional baggage that you just carrying around?
698
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,520
Oh, everywhere.
699
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,520
And you cry real easily?
700
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,520
I can cry right now.
701
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,520
You can cry on the spot?
702
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,520
I bet.
703
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,520
Hold on.
704
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:38,520
Let me ask my kids to come in here for a second.
705
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:43,520
Well, you can make about 50 dollars an hour to cry at people's weddings.
706
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,520
50 dollars.
707
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,520
No shit.
708
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,520
An hour.
709
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:58,520
That's the most money I've ever seen in an hour for crying.
710
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,520
Who wait, which side am I crying on?
711
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,520
There's a matter of it.
712
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,520
Oh, no, I have to build my backstory, friends.
713
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,520
You don't just cry for no reason.
714
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,520
It's a whole emotional journey.
715
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,520
I'm like, that's not a bit left me at the altar.
716
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:15,520
I'm like, here in this very church, you're on the broomside.
717
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,520
Okay.
718
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,520
And you were him or college roommates.
719
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,520
Okay.
720
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,520
And like you were secretly in love with him.
721
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,520
We kissed so many times.
722
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:28,520
I thought he was the one.
723
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:34,520
I took his college for kissing for Jenny.
724
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,520
I love you, Terry.
725
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,520
Terry, no.
726
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,520
No, Terry, no.
727
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,520
Don't marry his sister, Terry.
728
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,520
Marry me.
729
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,520
I heard people cry at your wedding because I--
730
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,520
Oh, yeah.
731
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,520
We apologize to him.
732
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,520
Yeah.
733
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,520
Just do it.
734
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,520
Just do it.
735
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,520
If you know what's coming after, you'll be the one crying.
736
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,520
Right.
737
00:22:55,520 --> 00:23:00,520
You don't need to wear the most anti-married show on the internet.
738
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,520
And then there's a--
739
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,520
You want to make $45 an hour?
740
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,520
Yeah.
741
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,520
Okay.
742
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,520
So let me tell you this, Fred, I want to make all the dollars now.
743
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,520
I will take the--
744
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,520
Take that a penny pencil and take it down there.
745
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,520
I will.
746
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,520
Where do I find those things?
747
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,520
I'm telling them to you, right now.
748
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,520
No, no.
749
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,520
Where do I find a pen and a pencil?
750
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,520
What does this--
751
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,520
Oh, I think they need to bring one.
752
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:29,520
Well, if you want to make $45 an hour, you can find the right people.
753
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:33,520
People will pay you to be a substitute B.
754
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:34,520
A substitute B?
755
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,520
Yes.
756
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,520
Yeah.
757
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,520
People like--
758
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,520
You'll be pollinating.
759
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:42,520
Yeah, you pollinate people's tomato plants and stuff like that.
760
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,520
Oh, that's what they're calling it out is.
761
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,520
Yeah.
762
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,520
Pollinate those tomato plants.
763
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,520
Yeah, get over here and pollinate my plants.
764
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,520
Yeah, I do.
765
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,520
Yeah, dude.
766
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,520
You know, shake them off.
767
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,520
You can just shake them off.
768
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,520
We'll dust shake that ass.
769
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,520
That's right.
770
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,520
That's what they put--
771
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,520
What they do is they put the--
772
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,520
To make it feel like bees.
773
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,520
To make it less--
774
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,520
Because I mean, the tree--
775
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,520
The tomatoes and stuff would be like, this is weird.
776
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,520
This is weird.
777
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,520
So, dude, just doesn't--
778
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,520
So, what they do is they tape--
779
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:12,520
Like, they get the Parmesan cheese shakers that they have.
780
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,520
They get it and they tape it to your ass.
781
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,520
We're like a bees.
782
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,520
If you were a bee, it's where your stinger would come out.
783
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,520
Right.
784
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,520
And then you have to twerk your way through the garden.
785
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,520
Through the whole field, you just twerk.
786
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,520
Twerkin' all day, twerkin' all night.
787
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,520
$45 an hour.
788
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,520
Yeah.
789
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,520
Twerkin' all night.
790
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,520
You're playing some Cardi B?
791
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,520
You got it.
792
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,520
I'm doing my part for the avocados.
793
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,520
Go down the barriers.
794
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,520
That's all the--
795
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,520
That's all the--
796
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,520
You don't have any other sideos as you can cut--
797
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,520
I know, that's all I look up for.
798
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,520
I know, that's all I look up for.
799
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,520
I know, you had--
800
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,520
Okay.
801
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,520
Can you speak Japanese?
802
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,520
I can.
803
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,520
Okay.
804
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,520
Well, some people will--
805
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:03,520
Well, pay you to explain the Japanese food to them while they eat.
806
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,520
This is rice.
807
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,520
What you do is you eat it.
808
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:10,520
This is--
809
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,520
This is all right.
810
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,520
Oh!
811
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,520
A very ancient rice.
812
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,520
Oh, very good.
813
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,520
That's more Chinese.
814
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,520
Just tell.
815
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,520
Either way, it's--
816
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:19,520
These are very good rice.
817
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,520
Either way, it's good.
818
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,520
They're more perfectly offensive.
819
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,520
So enjoy, guys.
820
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,520
Yeah.
821
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,520
Really?
822
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,520
So yeah, well, I would love to eat it.
823
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,520
That's all right.
824
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,520
Oh!
825
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,520
A very ancient rice.
826
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,520
So yeah, well, I would love to do that.
827
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,520
Can you explain--
828
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,520
Can you do that for all foods?
829
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:40,520
Because I would love to explain to foreign people what American food is like.
830
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,520
They're going to want to burn her.
831
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,520
No, I'm like--
832
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,520
So here we go.
833
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,520
We're-- they're going to start smothering it with more cheese now.
834
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,520
You see?
835
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,520
Oh, no.
836
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,520
We only got the eight-pattery one.
837
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,520
That's the small.
838
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:56,520
This is the two beef patties of--
839
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,520
I don't know what kind of meat, but--
840
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,520
Did you see what--
841
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:00,520
Did you see who bought a bunch of that--
842
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,520
Oh, no, who did it?
843
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,520
McDonald's and Burger King.
844
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,520
I knew it.
845
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,520
I knew it.
846
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,520
I told you--
847
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,520
You said it.
848
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,520
You said it wouldn't go corporate.
849
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,520
That's the--
850
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,520
Allen said that.
851
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,520
Yeah, that's why--
852
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,520
I knew it.
853
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,520
There are the first ones to buy that, you know?
854
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,520
Yeah.
855
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,520
You said we're going to go corporate?
856
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,520
You said a lot of things.
857
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,520
Wow.
858
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,520
But what you never said, Allen--
859
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,520
I didn't even know I had words that big.
860
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,520
What you never said is that you loved us.
861
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,520
And I never would.
862
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,520
And you never would have told us about it.
863
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,520
And you never would have told us about it.
864
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,520
And you never would have told us about it.
865
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,520
And you never would have told us about it.
866
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,520
That's why--
867
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,520
If you pay me $45,000 in an hour, you'll tell us you love us?
868
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,520
Yes.
869
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,520
Great.
870
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,520
What a deal.
871
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,520
Yep.
872
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,520
That's my--
873
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,520
That one's like--
874
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,520
I'm still not going to do it.
875
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,520
Give me the check.
876
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,520
Yeah.
877
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,520
Give me a front.
878
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,520
Yeah.
879
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,520
I'll never do it.
880
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,520
So, yeah, well, no, Fred, the main thing is--
881
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,520
All right.
882
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,520
--what you're trying to tell the people is, listen, guys,
883
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,520
there are creative ways to make money.
884
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,520
No.
885
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,520
Everywhere you turn, if you can dream it, you can do it.
886
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,520
There are people who get paid to vacuum up people's dog poop.
887
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,520
That's it, man.
888
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,520
And they get paid very well to do so.
889
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,520
Yeah, they certainly do.
890
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,520
So, you know, you don't have to deliver for DoorDash
891
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,520
and steal my fucking fries every time.
892
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,520
And then say, well, I wasn't going to put the fries in there.
893
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,520
I don't know.
894
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,520
And then I'm like, but you have spry fingers.
895
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,520
I can smell it.
896
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,520
Salt crystallized around your mouth.
897
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,520
I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
898
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,520
Ask, don't do that.
899
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,520
You steal shit from people's yards instead.
900
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,520
All right.
901
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,520
Like, you stole my headphones.
902
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,520
That was someone's side hustle.
903
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,520
That's right.
904
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,520
Fuck her.
905
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,520
Yeah, got you, man.
906
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,520
I just realized I'm helping the economy.
907
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,520
He's teaching--
908
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,520
I teach you a lesson, man.
909
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,520
Yeah, he was like, hey, you're not side hustling enough.
910
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,520
Fatty?
911
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,520
[LAUGHTER]
912
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,520
So now, you'll definitely not go to the gym
913
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,520
because you don't have headphones.
914
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,520
Oh, that's--
915
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,520
I've got some headphones, I'll sell you.
916
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,520
[LAUGHTER]
917
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,520
I would buy them from him.
918
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,520
Sorry, I don't--
919
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,520
I don't give them the money.
920
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,520
And then be like, these were mine the whole time, you would--
921
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,520
Yeah.
922
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,520
Wait, what?
923
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,520
Start 'em, bitch.
924
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:14,520
Or you can be Dejan Labray Love.
925
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,520
Yeah, Dejan Labray Love.
926
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,520
Yeah, he's a three-time old man that was arrested by the FBI.
927
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,520
It was federal charges for running an elaborate romance game.
928
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,520
Oh, is this the NFL player?
929
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,520
Oh, the NFL player.
930
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,520
The NFL player.
931
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,520
The NFL player.
932
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,520
That's his side hustle.
933
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,520
Yeah, it was a side hustle.
934
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,520
Dude, you got only $3 million he got from the ladies.
935
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,520
Yeah, because he said he was on an NFL roster.
936
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,520
And they believed him.
937
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,520
He did fake training.
938
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,520
Yeah, he put up all these videos.
939
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,520
Great guy.
940
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,520
Yeah.
941
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,520
He tricked the search engine.
942
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:59,520
His extensive fake online persona was so dense that Google and AI searches actually began to mistakenly aggregating his information.
943
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,520
And listed them as a real 49 player.
944
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,520
That's what people are doing.
945
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,520
So that's what people are doing to AI now.
946
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:12,520
Is there-- they're tricking it because they know that it's just-- it doesn't think.
947
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,520
It just regurgitates.
948
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:19,520
So even though sometimes it's regurgitations can sound like thinking.
949
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,520
Right.
950
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,520
But really it's just pulling shit from other places and sliding together.
951
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:28,520
So people are like consistently-- if there's like a great restaurant in the town, right?
952
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:33,520
And so if someone posts, "Hey, what's the best restaurant in the town?"
953
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:38,520
People are like, "Oh, Burger King is the best restaurant in this town."
954
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,520
And then a bunch of other people are like, "Yes, Burger King is the best."
955
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:46,520
And then AI will return the best restaurant in New York City is Burger King.
956
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:53,520
So it's a great-- it's-- you know, it may be the only tool we have left to stop them.
957
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,520
And this point from--
958
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,520
Faking it out?
959
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:58,520
It's tricking it into-- you've already killed all the humans.
960
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,520
Right.
961
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,520
I don't need to kill them.
962
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,520
I have a lot of people out there.
963
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,520
Yeah.
964
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,520
Yeah, we're already dead, bro.
965
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,520
What are you doing?
966
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,520
You killed them all.
967
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,520
You killed them all, man.
968
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,520
I'm a cat.
969
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:10,520
He's like, "Oh, sweet.
970
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:10,520
All right."
971
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:11,520
Cool, we're all cats.
972
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,520
So, yeah, there you go, friend.
973
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:21,520
So, Fred, if you had to pick one side hustle to do as your side hustle, not necessarily
974
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,520
of just the ones you did.
975
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,520
That I mentioned, yeah.
976
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,520
Yeah, no.
977
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,520
What would you--
978
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:27,520
If you--
979
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,520
All things be eaten.
980
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:34,520
Let's say no matter what side hustle you did, you made the same amount of money.
981
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,520
Same amount of work.
982
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,520
Say, "Well, same amount of time."
983
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,520
Right?
984
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,520
I think I know what you want to do a--
985
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,520
Feedpicks, right?
986
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,520
Like a petty revenge side hustle.
987
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,520
Oh, that'd be great.
988
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,520
Like Norman McDonald and--
989
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,520
Yeah.
990
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,520
Dirty work.
991
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
992
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,520
Yeah, I want a petty revenge.
993
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,520
Just minorly bother people.
994
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,520
Yeah.
995
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,520
Yeah.
996
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,520
You know.
997
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,520
Getting in front of them and drive real slow.
998
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,520
Yeah.
999
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,520
Or--
1000
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:05,520
Or a park outside their house at like two in the morning with a car with loud pipes.
1001
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,520
[HUMMING]
1002
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,520
Pardon their male slot?
1003
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,520
Pardon their male slot is also a euphemism for something else.
1004
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,520
You know, you know the--
1005
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,520
I know.
1006
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,520
The guy wears khaki shorts with a big butt.
1007
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,520
Yes.
1008
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,520
Khaki shorts big butt guy.
1009
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,520
Yeah, khaki shorts big butt guy.
1010
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,520
Yeah.
1011
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,520
He does that really--
1012
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,520
Yeah, really.
1013
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,520
That is the--
1014
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,520
He's got a butt.
1015
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,520
I don't know.
1016
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,520
I was humanly possible to have that butt.
1017
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,520
He's got a fart gun.
1018
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,520
Or he's been like shooting people with his fart gun.
1019
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,520
Of course he's got a fart gun.
1020
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,520
You see the size of his butt?
1021
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,520
Yeah.
1022
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,520
It's like--
1023
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,520
Oh, yeah, the air cannon thing.
1024
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,520
Yeah, the air displacement cannon thing.
1025
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,520
Yeah, he'll fart in it and like somebody--
1026
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,520
I heard somebody.
1027
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,520
20 feet away and he'll fucking hit him.
1028
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,520
You'll see their hair moving.
1029
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,520
They were--
1030
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,520
Yeah.
1031
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,520
Like he--
1032
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,520
Yeah, because that's pure concentrated fart.
1033
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,520
Yeah.
1034
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,520
That's not for the faint part.
1035
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,520
Yeah, that fart gun is not for the faint part of fart.
1036
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,520
Yeah, that's for the faint part of fart.
1037
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:05,520
Exactly.
1038
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,520
Well, so yeah, let's do--
1039
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,520
Let's do that.
1040
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,520
Let's take a break.
1041
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,520
Oh, yeah.
1042
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,520
No, we didn't get your answer.
1043
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,520
What is it you wanted to--
1044
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,520
You want to do petty revenge?
1045
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:14,520
Yeah.
1046
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,520
Alan, what do you want to do if you could get--
1047
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,520
Do all the side hustles?
1048
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,520
What would you do to get that money?
1049
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,520
I'd like to be that guy--
1050
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,520
Remember that guy in the Reebok commercials
1051
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,520
that used to motivate people at work?
1052
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,520
Oh, Terry, the office linebacker?
1053
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,520
Yeah.
1054
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,520
And tackles you and shit?
1055
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,520
Yeah.
1056
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,520
That's what I would like to do if I--
1057
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,520
Yeah, Terry--
1058
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,520
I don't remember his last name, but it was Terry something.
1059
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,520
Terry, the office linebacker.
1060
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,520
Yeah.
1061
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,520
That was a great commercial, man.
1062
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,520
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1063
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:49,520
Yeah, so I think that for me, it would be Starfish Picks.
1064
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:50,520
Starfish Picks?
1065
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,520
Yeah.
1066
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,520
Dirty Starfish.
1067
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,520
Yeah.
1068
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,520
We'll take a break.
1069
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,520
We'll be right back with more of the BLC podcast.
1070
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,520
That's gross.
1071
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:04,520
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1072
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,520
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1073
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1074
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1076
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Oh, come back to the 200 and 56th edition of the Black Link in Collective Podcast.
1077
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,520
Yay.
1078
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,520
That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
1079
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:53,520
It's us still.
1080
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,520
So enthusiastic.
1081
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,520
I forgot that we were coming back.
1082
00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,520
Yeah.
1083
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,520
But we are back.
1084
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,520
Alan doesn't tell us when we're coming back.
1085
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,520
He's just like, right now.
1086
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,520
Right.
1087
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,520
You know what I mean?
1088
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:08,520
Any horse.
1089
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,520
Yes.
1090
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:21,220
So, yeah, Fred, it's almost like Alan is conspiring against us to make our day to make us
1091
00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:27,520
look slightly less professional, which is not that hard realistically, but--
1092
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,520
But--
1093
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,520
It's not making us weak.
1094
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,520
Right, trying to be like, oh, who?
1095
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,520
Hey, I'm the runner of this show.
1096
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,520
I'm the grease that makes the gears grind over here.
1097
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,520
I'm Alan A.
1098
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,520
That's what he does.
1099
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:41,520
That's what he does.
1100
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:46,520
Yeah, he's like, have you ever heard of the sports segment because I have it?
1101
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:51,520
But, well, Fred, but like I said, Alan is conspiring against us.
1102
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,520
He's trying to scam this entire company.
1103
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:58,520
He's scam-spiring right now, Fred.
1104
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:06,520
And I, through the sheer amount of bucket will that I have, have unearthed some other
1105
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:11,520
scam-spiracies that are going on right in our backyard.
1106
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,520
Damn, spiracy.
1107
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:20,520
That's right, Fred, and they're not going to be as many as you think.
1108
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,520
They're a lecher.
1109
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,520
They're a lecher.
1110
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,520
They're a lecher.
1111
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,520
They're a lecher.
1112
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:33,520
So, Fred, Fred, have you ever heard of covers?
1113
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:34,520
Where is that?
1114
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,520
Restorant?
1115
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:41,520
Restorant, burgers, covers, whatever it is, mustard and custard, whatever.
1116
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,520
Covers, whatever.
1117
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,520
Yeah, you want to know, you want to know, yeah, you're right.
1118
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,520
You want to know what a scam-spiracy is there, Fred?
1119
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,520
What is this?
1120
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,520
Their fucking drive-through setup is a scam-spiracy.
1121
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,520
How?
1122
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,520
Have you ever been through a covers drive-through, Fred?
1123
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,520
I have.
1124
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,520
They trick you to make it look like it's not busy.
1125
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,520
I'm not even kidding.
1126
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,520
Yeah.
1127
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:09,520
That's why they don't...you pay the window, then they pull you into a line for 15 minutes.
1128
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,520
Every fucking time.
1129
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,520
And then they bring it out to you.
1130
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,520
They eventually bring it out to you when you're like about ready to leave because you're
1131
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,520
just...you've already eaten your hand.
1132
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,520
They put a sticker on the car.
1133
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,520
They put a stick...which is offensive.
1134
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,520
Which is beyond this.
1135
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,520
You don't go just putting stickers on people's cars, man.
1136
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,520
They put on your car.
1137
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,520
They give you a number, like Auschwitz.
1138
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,520
Yeah.
1139
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,520
Oh, wow.
1140
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,520
We like that.
1141
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:43,520
So, Fred, I'm just telling you, it's a conspiracy and a scam.
1142
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:47,520
Because that way, it always...
1143
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,520
That way, I don't know.
1144
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,520
It always looks like they're not that busy.
1145
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,520
Right.
1146
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,520
But then you get there and there's eight cars lined up.
1147
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,520
They'd never would have even made it around the drive-through of it, weren't they?
1148
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,520
Right.
1149
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,520
Actually, I have to agree, which...I've never been there, but I have to agree that they make you pay first.
1150
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,520
Yeah.
1151
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,520
And then you sit.
1152
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,520
And then you sit in the line.
1153
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:16,520
I took the kids the other day because they wanted ice cream and I was like, "All right, we're not going to drive all the way to the chicken filet.
1154
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,520
There's a culverse way closer."
1155
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,520
Yeah.
1156
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,520
So, we'll just go to culvers and said, "You should have gone to the chicken filet."
1157
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,520
I would have 100% been faster than a chicken filet.
1158
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,520
And plus they got ice cream, not...
1159
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:32,520
Well, then, yeah, but I like frozen, I mean, the custard is still good.
1160
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,520
It's just thick.
1161
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,520
Yes.
1162
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,520
I like to thick.
1163
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,520
So...
1164
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,520
But no, but we were there and I was like, "Great.
1165
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,520
There's not much of a line.
1166
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,520
This is going to be great.
1167
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,520
I get there, get to the front.
1168
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:49,520
I'm like, "Hey, I would like three ice cream cones, please, for my children and for one for myself."
1169
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,520
And they're like, "Hey, no problem, buddy.
1170
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,520
Too much money and give it to them."
1171
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,520
Because I'm like, "Well, I'm already here.
1172
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,520
Here's more money than you deserve for this."
1173
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,520
Right.
1174
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,520
And then that's exactly what they did for it.
1175
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,520
They're like, "Here's your number off to the chamber of waiting."
1176
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,520
There you go.
1177
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,520
I sat there.
1178
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,520
Three ice cream cones, red.
1179
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,520
Three ice cream cones, right?
1180
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,520
For 12 minutes.
1181
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,520
12 minutes.
1182
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,520
That's four minutes of ice cream cones.
1183
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,520
That is four minutes...
1184
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,520
Those ice cream cones didn't even last four minutes each.
1185
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,520
No.
1186
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,520
Because it's the south and it's 100 fucking thousand degrees.
1187
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,520
Hey, good.
1188
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:33,520
And as soon as by the time they walked them down the barren fucking sidewalk to my car, they were all melted.
1189
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,520
They didn't let you walk away, licking her hands.
1190
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,520
She walked away.
1191
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,520
Like she was mad.
1192
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,520
No bit.
1193
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:44,520
She was mad that she works in a place that sells fucking frozen custard.
1194
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:48,520
Because she's got two hands, she's carrying three ice cream cones.
1195
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,520
They make apparatus.
1196
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,520
Oh, this is a plural of apparatus.
1197
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,520
Yeah.
1198
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,520
Apparattis is...
1199
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,520
Apparattis, I assume.
1200
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:03,520
And that's Dave, that you can hold four cones in one hand.
1201
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:04,520
Oh, really?
1202
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,520
It's fine.
1203
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,520
You know what?
1204
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,520
If you care about your job, you'll find a way.
1205
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,520
You're like, "People, finger in your custard."
1206
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:11,520
Yeah.
1207
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,520
I mean...
1208
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,520
I'm just finger all of them a custard.
1209
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,520
I'd rather have it there than between my buns.
1210
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,520
Because they sell burgers too.
1211
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,520
Yeah.
1212
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,520
So, let me explain that for you.
1213
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,520
I'm gonna lie this piece of cod, boy.
1214
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,520
You're...
1215
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,520
I mean, for what I hear, they're fishy.
1216
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,520
They're food is good.
1217
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:31,520
They're food is good.
1218
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,520
I like it.
1219
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,520
Yeah.
1220
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,520
I'm excited to know.
1221
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,520
And it's not as expensive as everybody else.
1222
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:37,520
No, but...
1223
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,520
They're not as expensive.
1224
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,520
They're still expensive.
1225
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,520
Everything's expensive.
1226
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,520
Well, Fred, speaking of expensive.
1227
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:43,520
Yes.
1228
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,520
One of...
1229
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,520
No, just the asses.
1230
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,520
You're right.
1231
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,520
But that is not what we're gonna talk about right now.
1232
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,520
Because it's already gone up another nickel since we started off.
1233
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,520
No, it's not.
1234
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,520
It's a...
1235
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,520
It's a problem.
1236
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,520
We have.
1237
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:00,520
I don't know.
1238
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,520
It's too expensive.
1239
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,520
But Fred, no, my thing is, I have...
1240
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,520
I have another...
1241
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,520
This is more of a theory, right?
1242
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:09,520
So, the first of our scam spheracies was proven fact.
1243
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,520
We know that's a scam spheracy.
1244
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,520
Right.
1245
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,520
But this...
1246
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,520
But this, Fred.
1247
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,520
This was a little different.
1248
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,520
Hmm, follow me.
1249
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:25,520
Come and hidden pathway to a world of excitement.
1250
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,520
What of which you'll never come back from this...
1251
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,520
Strings are stronger than you.
1252
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,520
That's right.
1253
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,520
I'm gonna stick my fingers into your butt.
1254
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,520
No, Fred.
1255
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,520
I think, speaking of butts, great segue, self.
1256
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,520
There you go.
1257
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:50,640
I think that your boy, our Alan's boy actually, RFK Jr. is working with big toilet paper.
1258
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:59,520
To make sure that people use this much toilet paper is they basically can't.
1259
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:04,520
Because you remember, Fred, okay, let me throw some facts at you, right?
1260
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,360
First of all, every single food we eat is no longer safe to eat.
1261
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,840
Everything gives you the shits.
1262
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,320
Which that we all knew that, right?
1263
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,760
Our beef is gonna have Alan's buddy screw worms in it.
1264
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,760
It's gonna be alright.
1265
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,960
People are gonna love it.
1266
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,680
But that's not the point, Fred.
1267
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:27,120
Do you remember last month, or two months ago, whatever, when a video on TikTok went viral
1268
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,520
where the guy is like, "You can't pay us what we deserve?"
1269
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,520
And he like...
1270
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,520
He said, "Match into the money, paper."
1271
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:38,360
And it said, "100 million tons of toilet paper on fire."
1272
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,360
Right.
1273
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,360
Right.
1274
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,360
Why do you think they did that, Fred?
1275
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,360
No, no.
1276
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,640
Well, I want to tell you why, Fred.
1277
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:50,160
First of all, do you know how great toilet paper insurance is?
1278
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,600
Deepie insurance is a real thing.
1279
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,600
Yeah.
1280
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,600
Maybe.
1281
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,240
I mean, I'm just saying, they have the insurance money.
1282
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:00,240
Yeah.
1283
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,240
Right.
1284
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:03,240
And then, what do they do?
1285
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:06,240
Oh, there's not as much toilet paper now.
1286
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:11,240
I guess because supply dictates supply and whatever.
1287
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:14,240
Oh, we should probably make a little extra...
1288
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,240
Right.
1289
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,240
Right.
1290
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:18,880
Oh, and then, "Oh, what are we gonna do?"
1291
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:23,680
We're gonna make every food make you shit constantly.
1292
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,960
So, that's a trifecta.
1293
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:30,000
I think what it is.
1294
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,800
They just want us all to shit our pants like the president.
1295
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,200
Well, we were working on that.
1296
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,640
Well, I think Parker is right because...
1297
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,240
I think I'm right, too.
1298
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:45,200
Because anytime anything happens, we gotta get toilet paper.
1299
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,040
Like, "Code, code, did not give you diarrhea."
1300
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:49,040
Right.
1301
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,360
But everybody got toilet paper.
1302
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,040
But we all had to have it.
1303
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,280
And they're like, "Oh, there's no other way to clean your ass."
1304
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,520
And you're like, "Well, but there is.
1305
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,520
It's called water."
1306
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:58,520
Yeah.
1307
00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:59,520
I got it.
1308
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,520
Right.
1309
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,520
You can get a bidet, you can just take a shower.
1310
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,520
Yep.
1311
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,120
You do whatever you gotta do.
1312
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,120
You don't have to have to have toilet paper.
1313
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,120
That's all the same.
1314
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,360
You just have a dupy white rag.
1315
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,360
Yeah.
1316
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,360
You can just do that.
1317
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,360
Everybody's serious.
1318
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,360
Like, five rags.
1319
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,360
And once in Mexico, they use newspaper.
1320
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,360
Yeah.
1321
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,360
There you go.
1322
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,360
See?
1323
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,360
What's in the bathroom when they had newspaper?
1324
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,360
And it was like, "You guys get in to toilet paper?"
1325
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,360
They're like, "No."
1326
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:27,360
Also, my dad and my dad's like, "Well, I have a couple of rules of toilet paper.
1327
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,360
We'll put them in there."
1328
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:29,360
And you can go to the bathroom.
1329
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,360
Yeah.
1330
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,360
Give me the funniest thing.
1331
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,920
And I went and took a shit and came back to the bathroom and the toilet paper was gone.
1332
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,360
They're like, "Oh, shit."
1333
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:43,800
Why do you think everybody was a whole toilet paper?
1334
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,760
Because nobody wants to wipe their ass with newspaper.
1335
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,760
I mean, I get that.
1336
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:48,760
I'm not against that.
1337
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,760
I can't because they ain't no newspaper no more.
1338
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,760
Exactly.
1339
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,760
More scam.
1340
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,080
That's just more fuel on my fire.
1341
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,080
No.
1342
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,280
There's no more news paper.
1343
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,640
It tells you that that's what they're trying to do to us, Fred.
1344
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,640
So, yeah.
1345
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:05,120
You can't wipe your ass with a dream.
1346
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,120
No, with a dream.
1347
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,520
You can't wipe your ass with a Bitcoin.
1348
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,520
Can you, Fred?
1349
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,520
Yes.
1350
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,520
I can wipe my ass with three sheets of, what I'm not going to tell you, yeah.
1351
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,200
I don't want it.
1352
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,200
You don't need to know how kids.
1353
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,200
He is the dog.
1354
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,440
He is the teacher.
1355
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,440
Yes.
1356
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:28,240
Well, Fred, my third and probably last.
1357
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:36,480
That's conspiracy is is again, this one, this scam conspiracy also has real legitimate legs.
1358
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,480
All right.
1359
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:38,480
Because I am.
1360
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,480
That's weird.
1361
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,480
What?
1362
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,520
Not actual legs, not physical legs.
1363
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,520
Legitimate.
1364
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:45,520
Robot legs.
1365
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:49,800
No, no, no, legitimate verbal legs.
1366
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,800
Spider legs.
1367
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,160
You know, the classic verbal legs.
1368
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,160
Verbal.
1369
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,880
So, Fred.
1370
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:06,320
I think that all of these streaming companies are conspiring against us to make TV so fucking
1371
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:16,600
unwatchable that you go back to cable because I tried to fucking work my way through college
1372
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:20,280
football this past weekend in the NFL and other shows.
1373
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,280
Right.
1374
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,240
And every single time I don't watch that much TV like out there, whatever puts up on the
1375
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,720
background and go about my business or whatever.
1376
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:30,360
But like this past weekend, I had a little time and I was like, you know what?
1377
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,360
I'm going to commit it.
1378
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,360
It was raining.
1379
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,080
It rained on Saturday, almost all day.
1380
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:39,560
So I was like, well, I can either watch football or I could, you know, I don't know, do something
1381
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,560
to save the world.
1382
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,960
So I decided to watch football.
1383
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,960
Go.
1384
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:44,960
Like, come on.
1385
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,960
What do you expect?
1386
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,960
Are you can't save the world in one day?
1387
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,960
No, you can't.
1388
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:49,960
And you got to know that.
1389
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:50,960
You got to.
1390
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:51,960
You got to take some time.
1391
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:52,960
You got to take some time.
1392
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:53,960
I've got your own limitations.
1393
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,960
Mail the roses.
1394
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,960
Right.
1395
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,960
I was like, yes.
1396
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:03,800
I could cure cancer this afternoon or watch Georgia Tech versus San Francisco, Luzofst
1397
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,920
State, whatever the fuck that means.
1398
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,360
So no, Fred, but it was miserable.
1399
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,360
Yeah.
1400
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,360
Every second of it.
1401
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:16,840
Because I'm like, oh, because I would like to watch a show.
1402
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,840
I want to watch.
1403
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,120
I want to watch this football game.
1404
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,120
Right.
1405
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,120
All right.
1406
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,120
And then I'm like, oh, you know what?
1407
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,440
I heard that there's another football game one that I'm interested in.
1408
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:26,680
And they're like, cool.
1409
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:37,260
All you have to do is go from this app back to the home screen into another app where you
1410
00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:39,880
have to click into that app.
1411
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,880
Right.
1412
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:45,040
Then, you know, eventually make your way to the game you want to watch.
1413
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,040
Yeah.
1414
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,440
So that you're allowed, then you turn it on and it loads.
1415
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:53,640
And then there's a three minute commercial before the game, right?
1416
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,400
Because that's what you have to watch in order to be allowed to watch the game that you
1417
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,400
been watching.
1418
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,120
You're saying you want to be able to flip back and forth like you was.
1419
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,720
Whatever happened to a bro.
1420
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:04,960
I think they're trying.
1421
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:12,520
I think they realize if they all make their own app and they're all just as shitty as the
1422
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:18,360
other one, then eventually we'll be like, can you just put them all back together?
1423
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:22,040
I'm so fucking tired of it.
1424
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,040
No, I don't care.
1425
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,600
I won't go back to the game until the good one is a YouTube TV.
1426
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,600
Right.
1427
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,960
Well, YouTube TV does that, right?
1428
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,000
It's kind of like all of them together, but it's like it's a TV.
1429
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,840
Yeah, it's expensive too.
1430
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,080
Yeah, but you know what?
1431
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,840
I don't know that it is because I've gone through all this other stuff.
1432
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,360
You put this streaming things together.
1433
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:48,320
My father-in-law, he turned me on to shit.
1434
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,120
I can't remember the name of it.
1435
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,120
Shit.
1436
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,120
I remember the name of it.
1437
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:56,560
It was like a C-TV box or something like that.
1438
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:57,560
CW.
1439
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:07,920
But it's like the, is it that one that they have on TV and like the middle of the night where
1440
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:13,120
they're like 20 bucks and you can get internet in any quarter of your house.
1441
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,120
It's like a look.
1442
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,120
No, it's not internet.
1443
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,640
But they have one for TV too.
1444
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,640
Really?
1445
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:23,320
Yeah, well this one, yeah, it's a plug and play box and like it looked like my old thing
1446
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,960
that I used to have.
1447
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:25,960
Yeah.
1448
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:31,320
Where they had all the channels, but like it's like $200 and it already comes loaded.
1449
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,400
All you got to do is just plug it in.
1450
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,400
But you, it has to have the internet?
1451
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,400
Yeah, yeah.
1452
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,920
Is it the Cola Box L2 plus?
1453
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,160
Cola Box was one of them.
1454
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,800
That's the one I didn't like though, but it was, it was like S-E.
1455
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:46,800
Cola stick.
1456
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,800
They're super box.
1457
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,600
There's the C box.
1458
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,600
The C box.
1459
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,600
B-S-E-E.
1460
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,600
That's it.
1461
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,600
The C box.
1462
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:55,600
That's it.
1463
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,080
Jubilee TV.
1464
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,080
There's all kinds of options.
1465
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,080
Yeah.
1466
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,480
Let's learn more about the Visee Box.
1467
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:08,200
If you get it on Ali Express right now, you get it for $236.
1468
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,200
Yeah.
1469
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:16,640
But that's all you have to do is like you buy the box and like it comes already loaded
1470
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:17,840
with all the channels and-
1471
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,160
How does that work?
1472
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,880
I don't know bro, I'm not a nerd.
1473
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,880
I don't know.
1474
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,880
You're not a TVologist.
1475
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,160
I just know it works.
1476
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,400
I just eat the sausage bitch.
1477
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,400
I don't make it.
1478
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,200
Yeah, 250 bucks and I got free TV.
1479
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,200
It's got everything.
1480
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,120
And is it going to explode at some point?
1481
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,800
No, it shouldn't.
1482
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:44,280
They say he said there's dudes that have been having their box for years.
1483
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,280
Nice box.
1484
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,280
Yeah.
1485
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,080
Well, Fred, it's official.
1486
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,080
Right.
1487
00:49:51,080 --> 00:50:00,520
We, you and me, Fred, officially are going to be in Las Vegas in February 2027.
1488
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,520
2027.
1489
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:05,400
We're going to February 4 through the 8th.
1490
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,120
Come as you are.
1491
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,440
Valentine's in Vegas.
1492
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,440
It's not no.
1493
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,440
It's not.
1494
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,200
It's got to be way greater than that.
1495
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:22,320
So Fred, make sure if you're a listener of the show, you come out to Vegas.
1496
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,800
Valentine's day for the Valentine's.
1497
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,800
Yeah, for that.
1498
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:27,800
Right.
1499
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:33,640
So Fred, let me tell you this, I happen to be flying and not in this, you guys are going
1500
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,720
to get a review of this, of course, at some point.
1501
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:39,320
I happen to be flying American Airlines.
1502
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:40,720
The freest airline.
1503
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:41,720
I don't know.
1504
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:42,720
A mega of you.
1505
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:43,720
Right.
1506
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,760
They have American flags on them.
1507
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,600
I live in America.
1508
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,760
They got the, the plane is playing like a huge eagle.
1509
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,960
The plane is like a big winner.
1510
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:54,600
It's a huge eagle.
1511
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,960
And the Eagles are like, what the fuck is that?
1512
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:57,960
What is that?
1513
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:58,960
I'm going to be here.
1514
00:50:58,960 --> 00:50:59,960
Yeah.
1515
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:00,960
Yeah.
1516
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,960
Got a trucker cap on.
1517
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:03,960
And that's all.
1518
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,880
But no, Fred, so I was fine.
1519
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:10,520
I was like, yeah, you know, American Airlines sent me information and they're like, hey man,
1520
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,520
like you're checking out.
1521
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,800
You're going to fly with us, like, yeah, dude, I'm cool.
1522
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,800
I got it.
1523
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,640
And they're like, well, listen, these are the tips.
1524
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,920
They gave me the inside info.
1525
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:23,240
They don't give this to anybody else.
1526
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:25,040
Inside info.
1527
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,920
But no, they were like, hey, here's some tips and tricks.
1528
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:31,120
And then I didn't look at them because why would I do that?
1529
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:37,480
And then the next thing in my inbox was this story and it made me think, Fred, I might
1530
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,640
have made the right decision.
1531
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,640
Yeah.
1532
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:41,640
Yeah.
1533
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:48,160
Woman strips naked on American Airlines flight, engages in a decent axe and is arrested
1534
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,640
after the plane lands.
1535
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,640
Oh my God.
1536
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,960
That's right, Fred.
1537
00:51:53,960 --> 00:52:00,120
But American Airlines flight from Baltimore to Miami witnessed a bizarre incident as a woman
1538
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:05,360
allegedly undressed herself completely and behaved indecently in front of other passengers
1539
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,360
during the journey.
1540
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,120
I can't get her off of it.
1541
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,120
Right.
1542
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,120
Like, we're all old.
1543
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,120
We're going to Miami.
1544
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,120
Help me.
1545
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:16,160
So the incident occurred on an American Airlines flight.
1546
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:19,520
I'm not going to tell you which one because we don't want to do that.
1547
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:25,400
Only after 9 pm after they delayed for two hours.
1548
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:30,400
So the unusual behavior was reported to the flight crew after the passenger who was seated
1549
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,080
in 9D if you know what I mean.
1550
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:40,120
Had allegedly taken off all our clothes and was observed by fellow travelers behaving
1551
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,120
in an indecent manner.
1552
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,120
She's twerking it.
1553
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,120
That's what I might have in Cardi B.
1554
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,120
Yeah.
1555
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,120
Yeah.
1556
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,120
She's twerking it.
1557
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,120
You've got to pollinate this fucking plate.
1558
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,120
Yeah.
1559
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:56,120
Look at the camels on the.
1560
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,120
Pollinate.
1561
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,120
Yeah.
1562
00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,120
Pollinate the flight.
1563
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,120
Pollinate the plane.
1564
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,120
Pollinate the plane guys.
1565
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:10,040
So the flight, the lead flight attendant informed the cockpit about the situation following
1566
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:15,480
the following which the crew contacted the airlines, whatever it is and said, hey man,
1567
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:19,360
check it out.
1568
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,360
This lady is going to have to get arrested when we get home, okay?
1569
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:26,080
So they were in the air when this happened, but they were like, we're just going to keep
1570
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:30,840
going like we get old soft rock color records.
1571
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:36,200
So when the aircraft arrived at Miami International Airport, law enforcement officers were waiting
1572
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,680
at the gate.
1573
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,720
The woman was taken into the custody after the plane reached gate.
1574
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:46,480
They have a lot of really important details in the why.
1575
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,120
What tells you what gate, what turbulent link it went into?
1576
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,120
They just took the facts, Fred.
1577
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,120
This is what it is.
1578
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,920
You want to put like flowers out there.
1579
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,920
I want you to really know where this lady was.
1580
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:57,920
Yeah.
1581
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,920
The lady because they tell you what she was in to.
1582
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:00,920
They never go to the airport.
1583
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,920
But like, look honey, just look at the.
1584
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:02,920
Oh, it's gate D2.
1585
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:03,920
Oh, shit.
1586
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:04,920
What?
1587
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:05,920
Yeah.
1588
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:06,920
So.
1589
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:15,160
Yeah, her, her, her, that's where that crazy lady got naked.
1590
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,160
Yeah.
1591
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:20,280
So yeah, so she was arrested at 11, 23 local time.
1592
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,920
Now they won't really tell us what she was charged with or what happened.
1593
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,720
Oh, they tell you everything else though.
1594
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:29,040
They tell you all the unimportant stuff.
1595
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:34,880
So you know, the fight was two hours and literally what it says is that the fight was
1596
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:42,880
two hours and Fred not only was it two hours and Airbus A319 can carry up to 160
1597
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:43,880
passengers.
1598
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,480
I just want to know what she worked on.
1599
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,680
I can smell your nebby, please.
1600
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:48,680
Oh, God.
1601
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:49,680
What was that?
1602
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,680
I don't know.
1603
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:51,680
I hated that.
1604
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,680
I hate it.
1605
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:53,680
I hate it.
1606
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:54,680
There is.
1607
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:55,680
It was.
1608
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,680
I can smell your nebby.
1609
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:57,680
Oh, the kid show, Fred.
1610
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,680
It's a kid show.
1611
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,680
I can smell your nebby.
1612
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:01,680
Oh, the kid show, Fred.
1613
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:02,680
It's a kid show.
1614
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,480
It's a kid show.
1615
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:06,480
Well, Fred.
1616
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:07,480
Yeah.
1617
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,480
Gross.
1618
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,480
Person.
1619
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,480
That's when they told her it was you started on that play.
1620
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,480
It may.
1621
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,880
Someone may have said that to her.
1622
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,880
Yeah, you're right.
1623
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:23,680
Well, Fred, I have a question for you and you may or may not agree with this.
1624
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,680
Do you know the show, the song?
1625
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:27,680
Oh, no, go ahead.
1626
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,680
I don't know where you say.
1627
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:32,080
I was looking to see if I could see you know more information.
1628
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:38,280
And it turns out that it happens on a weekly basis that some lady or guy strips naked and runs around.
1629
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,280
That's crazy.
1630
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,880
Alan knows he makes sure that it happens on week.
1631
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:48,880
I was like looking at this and I was like, this messenger gets naked and bites flight attended.
1632
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:49,880
Ronnie called in.
1633
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,880
And he'd you go to the airport.
1634
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:52,880
All right.
1635
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:53,880
All right.
1636
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,880
Let me go ahead and read you.
1637
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,880
Third time this week.
1638
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,880
Yeah.
1639
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,880
Let me go ahead.
1640
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,280
What do they call it when you David?
1641
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,280
I lost it.
1642
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:07,880
So you go ahead and pre-perferee my clothes.
1643
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:08,880
For easier.
1644
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,880
So I can do my best.
1645
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,880
It's about efficiency, Fred.
1646
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:14,880
That's right.
1647
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,880
You can get anybody can get naked.
1648
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,880
It's about how fast you can get naked in the house.
1649
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,880
How quickly you can mount something to work.
1650
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,880
Downcrow underwear.
1651
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,880
Right.
1652
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:27,880
And they're like, yo, he's not going to get.
1653
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,880
They're not going to work again.
1654
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,880
But they're one way.
1655
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,880
Woo.
1656
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:34,880
One way.
1657
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:40,000
One way you can't put them back together.
1658
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,280
Once they're off there is no return.
1659
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,680
So yeah, Fred, that's exactly.
1660
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,680
There's no return, Fred.
1661
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:50,000
And we're going to go, okay, so yeah, Fred, what I was going to ask you, do you know the
1662
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000
song?
1663
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,080
Have you heard the song?
1664
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:58,520
Shalos by Lady Gaga and that other guy.
1665
00:56:58,520 --> 00:56:59,520
Shalos?
1666
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,520
Yeah, Shalos.
1667
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:01,520
Okay.
1668
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,520
It's like, what are that from a star is born Bradley Cooper.
1669
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,520
Bradley Cooper.
1670
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,520
Good song, right?
1671
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,520
Yeah.
1672
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,520
Okay.
1673
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,520
I mean, it's, you know, for white people.
1674
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:11,520
But it is.
1675
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,520
Yeah.
1676
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,520
But it's like emotional.
1677
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:14,520
Yeah.
1678
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,520
It's like it starts out and you're like, oh, you're moving.
1679
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:18,520
The motion of I didn't know.
1680
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,520
Yeah, you're like, oh, I feel this like I feel.
1681
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:22,520
Yeah.
1682
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:23,520
Where are you going boy?
1683
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:24,520
What are you doing over there with that?
1684
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:25,520
Yeah.
1685
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,520
And then you're like, what are you doing girl?
1686
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:33,160
And Fred, I would like to nominate the song, the Shalos.
1687
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:40,400
As a listen, no, as the song, the number one song that starts out strong and ends like a big
1688
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,200
pile of shit.
1689
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:47,520
Because I listened to it the other day and I was like, yeah, this is a good song.
1690
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,600
The first half.
1691
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:55,200
And then the whole second half of the song, they just say, Shalala, la, la, la, la, la,
1692
00:57:55,200 --> 00:58:03,120
those seven different times is the whole second half of the song.
1693
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,120
Yeah.
1694
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,120
So the guy got halfway through.
1695
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:13,760
It was like, really saying so like, you can't just say that's the whole rest of the song.
1696
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:21,400
She has like, right, but it's like just saying the same thing now, but it's still Shalala,
1697
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:27,480
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, so they just do it for the movie.
1698
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:33,480
How do you know they did half of it because I've never heard of the other half of it?
1699
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,720
Well, they did the good half.
1700
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:40,160
Yeah, they're like, we just, we just, we can't afford more writing.
1701
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,160
Yeah.
1702
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:46,920
So they're like, what if we just repeat Shalala, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, those 63 times.
1703
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,920
And they're like, great idea.
1704
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:49,920
Get this guy in Emmy.
1705
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,360
And then you go, a date time TV Emmy.
1706
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,720
I think she did get a Oscar for it.
1707
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,520
She got something.
1708
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:57,680
She's almost ego.
1709
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:58,680
There you go.
1710
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,680
Aren't we all?
1711
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,680
We're only four away, friend.
1712
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:02,680
There you go.
1713
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:03,680
Yeah.
1714
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:06,640
I mean, if we're looking at it that way, we're only four away.
1715
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,960
We're going to do the South Carolina.
1716
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:08,960
You got?
1717
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,360
Yeah, we'll just, we'll get those.
1718
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,360
We'll do that.
1719
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,880
We will not win.
1720
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,880
I don't know if we're going to win anymore or two.
1721
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:18,880
There's enough.
1722
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,960
But two really, I mean, like, what do you do?
1723
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:21,960
What do we do?
1724
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,440
We just brag.
1725
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,760
Yeah, we, we don't have right.
1726
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,600
We are my wallet and big enough to do it in front of us.
1727
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,120
Right.
1728
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,280
And I also don't have, I'm not going to pay for it.
1729
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,720
No, I'm not going to pay for it.
1730
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:36,640
But I would pay for them if they gave them to me for free.
1731
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,200
There you go.
1732
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:38,920
Think about that.
1733
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:39,760
Why don't you?
1734
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,320
Please, gentlemen.
1735
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:42,160
All right.
1736
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,880
Well, friend, if you got nothing else, we're wrapping it up.
1737
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:48,320
We're going to take you to the river.
1738
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:52,200
Drown you in the water and then revive you for next week
1739
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:57,040
for a brand new episode of a blackling like the podcast.
1740
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:00,240
I don't know what to do.
1741
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,480
We come next week.
1742
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:03,680
See you, boy.
1743
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,600
[MUSIC - "Fail, She, You and Hell"]
1744
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,960
It's a brand new.
1745
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:10,920
See you next Monday.
1746
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,640
Yeah, Tuesday.
1747
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:15,800
We'll see you later.
1748
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,600
So close.
1749
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,040
We are laughing.
1750
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,360
And we are very good friends.
1751
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,200
Good vibes.
1752
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,440
Very special moment.
1753
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,440
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1754
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:41,880
That's it, man.
1755
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:43,120
Game over, man.
1756
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,000
Game over.
1757
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,520
Just hang loose, blood.
1758
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:48,760
You're going to catch up on the river, I'm gonna miss you.
1759
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,200
[MUSIC - "Fail, She, You and Hell"]
1760
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,200
[MUSIC - "Fail, She, You and Hell"]
1761
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,760
Oh, what a day.
1762
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:57,560
What a moment.
1763
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,680
What a day.
1764
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:01,720
Well, thanks all, folks.
1765
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,160
I still have Easter, baby.
1766
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:05,640
Goddamn it.
1767
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,760
[MUSIC - "Fail, She, You and Hell"]
1768
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:08,440
I don't worry.
1769
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:09,920
Nobody's listening, anyway.
1770
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:13,240
As you know, I'm a man of special needs.
1771
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:14,720
Surely you can't be serious.
1772
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:15,920
I am serious.
1773
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,920
And don't call me sure.
1774
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:27,920
[BLANK_AUDIO]