In “Debone My Toilet” | Episode 247 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew dives straight into DIY plumbing horror, bathroom mysteries, smoked ribs, and the deeply cursed discovery that Fred’s son may have been eating ribs on the toilet. Parker, Fred, and Allan open with freestyle rap attempts, Harry Mack references, home repair talk, and the financial truth behind every dad project: nobody has plumber money. Fred explains how a clogged toilet turned into a full removal job, only to reveal two rib bones lodged inside. From there, the guys debate Home Depot vs. Lowe’s, rib-smoking methods, bathroom eating etiquette, and mother-in-law comedy timing. The episode then shifts into death etiquette, fake RIP alternatives, Rest in Pizza, Lindsey Graham jokes, Sam Neill appreciation, Jurassic Park nostalgia, New Zealand vs. Australia confusion, and BLC-style geography lessons nobody requested. Listen now for toilet bones, meat trauma, and comedy that should be flushed twice: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com
In “Debone My Toilet” | Episode 247 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew opens inside what can only be described as a “buffet of meat,” then immediately derails into questionable freestyle rapping, attachable accessories, fake swagger, and Parker trying very hard to be the least white version of himself. Fred is introduced as “the modern age Noah, the show-er, the holy roll-er,” which is somehow both accurate and deeply unnecessary.
After some Harry Mack talk and the realization that freestyle rap is much harder when you are not Harry Mack, Fred brings the episode’s main disaster: his son’s toilet has been clogged for days. Like any responsible, budget-conscious dad, Fred starts with plunging. Then he buys a snake. Then he accepts the nightmare truth: the toilet has to come off.
This is not Fred’s first toilet excavation. The last time, he discovered someone had flushed the spring-loaded toilet paper roll holder. This time, Parker and Allan guess deodorant, toothbrushes, Legos, and basically every object except the actual answer: two rib bones. Yes, rib bones. Fred’s son was apparently eating ribs on the toilet and flushed the evidence, creating the most disgusting barbecue crime scene in podcast history.
The guys then dissect the mechanics of toilet removal, wax rings, snapped bolts, Home Depot loyalty, Lowe’s discounts, and the proper 3-2-1 method for smoked ribs. The bigger question remains: why was anyone eating ribs on the toilet? Was it secrecy? Efficiency? A meat-based bathroom ritual? No one knows, but Fred’s mother-in-law wins the segment by texting that the bones “must have hurt coming out.”
The back half pivots into death etiquette and the problem with saying “RIP” for people you do not particularly like. The crew brainstorms alternatives like “Rest in Pizza,” “Rest in Hell,” and other acronyms that should probably stay off memorial posts. They also joke through political death reactions, then shift into appreciating Sam Neill, Jurassic Park, New Zealand, Australia, Kiwis, Aussies, and whether certain countries count as “white people.”
It’s toilet repair, ribs, death, dinosaurs, and international confusion. Somehow, that is one episode.
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We're in a buffet of meat.
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Fasten your seatbelts.
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It's going to be a bumpy night.
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A lie, a lie, a lie.
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Welcome to the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast.
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Oh, it's gonna be fun.
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We can stay up late, swapping manly stories in the morning.
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I'm making fun.
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In your post, featuring the sultry sound of Fred and also Alan on the board.
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Now, let's start the band show.
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Welcome, come on and home.
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To the 247th episode of the PLC Podcast.
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I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dick, I'm a dick.
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Now, with this attachable accessory.
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With more dick.
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We are proudly broadcasting alive and well from the Palatial EC Studios.
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And you can catch us, of course, on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, and all your favorite spot, pad, pad, pabs.
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AmericanFavoritePodcast.com.
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And now, it's the modern age Noah, the show-er, the holy roll-er, his friend.
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Oh, shit.
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Dude, hey, that was, hey, drop the mic on there.
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I tried to be as least white as possible I could at that rap.
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Pickity, pickity, pickity, Parker.
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I've been practicing that for three months, Fred.
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That's as good as I can.
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Pickity, pickity, pickity, pickity, Parker.
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I'm MC Parker, and that's my name.
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All the other suckers in the game got us to say something.
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That's it.
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Yeah, see?
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All right.
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Went too far.
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You did.
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I tried.
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You did.
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Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
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Thank you.
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And as always, my man after me, Alan, OTB.
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That run.
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I did.
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That was better than mine.
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It wasn't.
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No, it wasn't.
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It was better than the second half.
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It was better than the second half.
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Yeah, the second half.
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That's why it'll rap.
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That's why you'll never or very rarely.
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You got to write it down.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Right.
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There's only a few that could just go off the top of the head.
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Yeah, off the top of the head.
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The dome, Fred, as well.
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You got to write it down.
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You're not Harry Mack.
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The rap game, we call it the dome, Fred.
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You're not Harry Mack, okay?
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I am Harry, and I'm pretty close to being named Mack.
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You're Harry Mack.
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That's right, Harry Mack.
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Just call me Harry Mack.
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That's not the worst thing I've been called today.
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Hey, so, Fred, tell me what's going on in your Dr. Fred Little ass life nowadays.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy.
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So, we've been having, you know, me and you both, you know, if something breaks in the house,
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we ain't got time to call a plumber or, you know, we got to get in there and put our hands
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on it, and we got to do our stuff.
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As fast and as hard as I can.
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We ain't got time.
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We ain't got time.
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I got to get my hands on that thing.
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No, it's not.
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I got all the time.
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I ain't got money.
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Yeah.
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It has nothing to do with time.
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It has nothing to do with time.
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It's money.
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So, my son's been having an issue with his toilet.
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Okay.
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Like, you know.
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With his, okay, hold on.
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With his toilet or with his toilets?
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His toilet.
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The stuff ain't going down.
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You know what I mean?
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Well, fiber will help that, too.
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I was like, you know.
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Exactly.
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I was like, well, let's give it a little plunge.
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You know what I'm saying?
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We get it down and, you know, clean it up.
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And, all right.
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You're good now.
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Do it again.
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It still stopped up.
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That's not good.
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I plunge it, like, three times.
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It's not good.
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And then I came to the realization, I'm just going to have to take the toilet up.
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I don't want to do that because then you got to set it again.
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Were you pretty sure it was in the toilet that was set?
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Yeah, it had to be because I even went and bought a snake.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's what I was going to say.
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And, like, I went and snaked it.
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I went and snaked it.
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Nothing.
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Like, it still just, it just would not go to.
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So, it's something on the other side of it.
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Right.
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So, I took the toilet off.
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And, I'm going to give you guys three guesses what was in the toilet.
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This is the second time I've had to take this toilet up.
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The first time, I'll tell you what was in there.
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Okay.
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It was the toilet paper roll.
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You know how you have the retractable roll that you stick with the thing?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The little bar that holds the roll.
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Someone flushed it.
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Someone flushed it.
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Because we were like, where the fuck is that roll?
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Well, we can't find it.
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Like, where?
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That's what Mike gets a new animal.
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Why would you do that?
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So, I found it in there.
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Now, I'm going to give you a couple guesses.
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I'll let you.
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Alan, let's discuss it.
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Let's go.
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So, Alan, I'm thinking he's baiting us with the first one.
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And it's going to be toilet roll again.
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And it's going to be.
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Because, like, I just feel like that's how.
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That's what would happen.
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The first one was toilet roll.
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Right.
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It was toilet roll holdup.
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Attractable toilet.
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Yeah, I know it was a stick.
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It was a stick.
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Attractable holdup.
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Hold up with a magnet in it.
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The plastic.
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Like the little thing.
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Yeah, the little thing that.
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With the spring.
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With the spring.
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Yeah, the spring in it.
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Put it in there.
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Roll on there.
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Okay, I'm going to say.
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Toilet.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to say.
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Stick of deodorant.
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You're wrong.
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I'm going to say a toothbrush.
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You're wrong.
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I'm going to say.
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Watermelon.
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I'm going to say you're wrong.
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I'm going to say a Lego.
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I'm going to say you're wrong.
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You.
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Wrong.
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PlayStation control.
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Toothpaste.
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You're never going to get it.
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Well, I give up.
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So I'm just going to have to go out and tell you.
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Yeah.
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My son.
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Evidently.
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Was sitting on the toilet.
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Oh, no.
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Eating.
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The most delicious ribs.
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That his dad cooked.
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Oh, no, dude.
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He flushed a rib.
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He flushed two rib bones.
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First of all.
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I pulled the toilet up.
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And I'm like.
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Maybe it might have been human bones.
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It's human bones.
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Right.
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No, that's what I did not do.
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I'm like.
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Did someone flush a baby?
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A human baby?
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From night dumps.
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The baby.
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Who's been using this toilet while I'm out during the day?
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So.
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I do everything.
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Like.
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I pull the bones out.
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Set the toilet back on me.
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De-bone your toilet.
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Yes.
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I de-bone my toilet.
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Like, you know.
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Just set the toilet.
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All you need is the two little bolts on the side.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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The sides.
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And yeah.
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Yeah.
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So like.
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I was like.
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I'm just going.
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Yeah.
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I got the wax.
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I did all that.
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So I was just going to put the bolts back.
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Yeah.
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It's the same bolts that came off of it.
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And I tightened it down.
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Why wouldn't you?
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They were saying.
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Before.
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They were saying.
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It moves.
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It wobbles.
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So I was like.
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I'm going to tighten it down real good.
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Yeah.
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While I'm here.
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Snap the bolt.
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Oh.
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So now I got to go to Home Depot.
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Yeah.
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And get replacement bolts.
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I mean.
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It wasn't a big thing.
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Are you a Home Depot man or a Lowe's man, Fred?
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I'm a Home Depot guy.
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I'm a Home Depot guy myself.
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I'm a Home Depot guy.
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Okay.
257
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I like that.
258
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But.
259
00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:24,550
I do go to Lowe's because I have a family member that works there and gives me their 10%.
260
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I'll go to Lowe's.
261
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That's extraneous circumstances.
262
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Right.
263
00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:30,970
But I prefer Home Depot.
264
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I do prefer those.
265
00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:33,830
Yeah.
266
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But if Lowe's is closer.
267
00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:36,070
Yeah.
268
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Yeah.
269
00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:37,610
If Lowe's is closer.
270
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No, Lowe's.
271
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I get it fixed.
272
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And then like I'm already in here.
273
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I'm going to clean this bathroom.
274
00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:48,810
I empty the trash.
275
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There is a rib bone in the trash.
276
00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:53,130
How old?
277
00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:55,410
When did you make these ribs?
278
00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:56,850
The last time you made ribs.
279
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I made ribs 4th of July.
280
00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:01,590
Okay.
281
00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:02,090
So.
282
00:09:02,430 --> 00:09:04,730
Is that when it started really popping off?
283
00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:05,310
Yeah.
284
00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:07,330
That's when like he was telling me.
285
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And like I said, I was.
286
00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:09,290
I was.
287
00:09:09,490 --> 00:09:10,070
I didn't want.
288
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,630
I don't want to take the toilet off.
289
00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:12,390
Oh, God.
290
00:09:12,670 --> 00:09:14,910
If I can, I can just plunge it out.
291
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,050
You know.
292
00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:16,450
Yeah.
293
00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:17,390
And do the thing.
294
00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:17,850
Yeah.
295
00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:18,790
So much water.
296
00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:19,790
Yeah.
297
00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:21,010
And.
298
00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:22,290
Yeah.
299
00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:24,530
So like two weeks rib bones.
300
00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:25,710
Well.
301
00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:27,370
So my question is, Fred.
302
00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:28,030
And I.
303
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,310
I know the kind of dad you are.
304
00:09:31,690 --> 00:09:32,850
I know you're a great father.
305
00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:33,810
Right.
306
00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:34,950
And I mean that.
307
00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:35,290
I'm not.
308
00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:36,650
That's not something that I'm trying to say.
309
00:09:36,770 --> 00:09:37,890
You are a great father.
310
00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:38,870
I hit him.
311
00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,430
I hit him with the.
312
00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,230
I'm not mad.
313
00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,970
I'm just disappointed.
314
00:09:44,690 --> 00:09:44,810
I mean.
315
00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:46,650
But I would be.
316
00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:47,070
See.
317
00:09:47,210 --> 00:09:48,390
Here's where my problem would be.
318
00:09:48,490 --> 00:09:49,430
I would be questioning.
319
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:50,730
Why.
320
00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:51,570
Why.
321
00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:53,990
Did you eat the ribs on the toilet?
322
00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:55,950
Why are you eating anything on the toilet?
323
00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:56,650
On the toilet.
324
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,550
Why are you eating on the toilet?
325
00:09:57,550 --> 00:09:58,770
The worst place to eat anything.
326
00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:00,790
Why are you eating them on the toilet?
327
00:10:01,090 --> 00:10:01,650
You trying to.
328
00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:02,410
Right.
329
00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:04,150
Replace as you empty.
330
00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:04,670
Yeah.
331
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:05,130
Like what.
332
00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:05,750
Cycling.
333
00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:06,670
Are you cycling up?
334
00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:07,370
Come on, man.
335
00:10:07,410 --> 00:10:08,330
What are you doing?
336
00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:08,970
All right.
337
00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:09,530
You know what I mean?
338
00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:10,590
I'm going to.
339
00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:11,110
I'm going to defend him.
340
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:12,150
Your.
341
00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:13,270
Your shit's so good.
342
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:14,970
That.
343
00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:15,750
He's got.
344
00:10:15,810 --> 00:10:16,310
That's the only.
345
00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:17,350
You know.
346
00:10:17,490 --> 00:10:17,710
It's like.
347
00:10:17,810 --> 00:10:18,310
I just.
348
00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:18,790
You know.
349
00:10:18,890 --> 00:10:19,950
That's the only reason.
350
00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:20,450
Is he's like.
351
00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:21,170
I got to get it.
352
00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:22,830
Maybe he wasn't pooping.
353
00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:24,470
Maybe he was just eating them.
354
00:10:24,990 --> 00:10:26,690
Like trying to hide to eat them.
355
00:10:27,130 --> 00:10:27,550
You know what I mean?
356
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:27,830
Sure.
357
00:10:27,870 --> 00:10:28,530
That's a possibility.
358
00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:29,690
Did you ask him that?
359
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:30,870
I did not.
360
00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:31,890
I didn't even.
361
00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:32,290
I didn't.
362
00:10:32,290 --> 00:10:33,750
Did you ask him that during the break?
363
00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:35,830
Come on.
364
00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:36,890
He's going to do that.
365
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:37,310
He'll be doing it.
366
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,930
Were you dropping a load while you were eating?
367
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:40,610
You just need to know.
368
00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:41,630
Dad just needs to know.
369
00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:43,070
You eat your ribs.
370
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:44,430
Right.
371
00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:45,410
I mean.
372
00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:46,910
To his defense.
373
00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:47,290
Those.
374
00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:48,790
Those ribs were fucking delicious.
375
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:49,390
Well.
376
00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:49,770
There you go.
377
00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:50,670
They were really good.
378
00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:51,510
They were really good.
379
00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:51,870
So.
380
00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:52,150
Well.
381
00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:53,190
I'm proud of your ribs.
382
00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:54,110
But still.
383
00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:55,250
Like.
384
00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:57,450
For our grill heads out there.
385
00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:57,750
Fred.
386
00:10:58,110 --> 00:10:58,970
How'd you cook your ribs?
387
00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:00,130
I smoked them.
388
00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:02,610
3-2-1 method.
389
00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:03,310
Or.
390
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:04,770
Raw dog it.
391
00:11:05,150 --> 00:11:05,330
3.
392
00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:06,430
3-2-1.
393
00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:07,010
Yeah.
394
00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:07,530
3-2-1.
395
00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:08,510
What is that?
396
00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:09,830
3 hours.
397
00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:10,290
Raw.
398
00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:11,170
Like in the smoker.
399
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:11,930
Yeah.
400
00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:13,850
And then you wrap.
401
00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:15,630
And cook for two more hours.
402
00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:16,510
Oh.
403
00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:17,150
Yeah.
404
00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:17,890
And then you.
405
00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:19,290
I'd say raw dog them.
406
00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:20,270
I raw dog them.
407
00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:21,310
You wrap them for two.
408
00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:22,050
And then on the third.
409
00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:22,370
Take them off.
410
00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:23,950
And then you put a sauce on them.
411
00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,090
And put them back on for an hour.
412
00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:25,710
For an hour.
413
00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:26,010
Yeah.
414
00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:26,810
And then you're like.
415
00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:27,610
Then you got ribs.
416
00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:27,970
Baby.
417
00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:28,650
Yeah.
418
00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:28,990
No.
419
00:11:28,990 --> 00:11:29,430
I mean.
420
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,770
I've wrapped them before.
421
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,310
And the last time I did wrap.
422
00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:35,110
Like the bones just fell.
423
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:36,590
Like it was just rib meat.
424
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:37,630
You know what I mean?
425
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:38,570
It wasn't ribs.
426
00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:39,610
It was just rib meat.
427
00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:39,910
Right.
428
00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:40,810
Riblets.
429
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:43,750
Like the bones just came right out of them.
430
00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:43,910
Oh.
431
00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:44,470
That's too cool.
432
00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:46,350
I guess I should do them like that every time.
433
00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:47,230
Right.
434
00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:48,350
Speaking of riblets, Fred.
435
00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:48,950
Yeah.
436
00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:50,090
Oh.
437
00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:50,410
We lost.
438
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:51,250
Oh yeah.
439
00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:51,510
I'm sorry.
440
00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:52,210
One more thing.
441
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:52,890
Like.
442
00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:54,250
So like this.
443
00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,350
I told my wife about it.
444
00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:58,470
And then it started going around in the family.
445
00:11:59,130 --> 00:11:59,690
Right.
446
00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:01,790
Her mother.
447
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:02,770
My mother-in-law.
448
00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:03,530
Oh no.
449
00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:04,050
You know.
450
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:04,550
I was just.
451
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,250
I was just.
452
00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:06,810
You know.
453
00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:07,270
It was just like.
454
00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:08,030
Fred had to.
455
00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,550
Had to take the toilet off.
456
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,710
Found two rib bones inside the toilet.
457
00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:13,790
The Lucas blizzard.
458
00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:15,470
And her mom goes.
459
00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:17,270
That must have hurt coming out.
460
00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:23,770
Great job mom.
461
00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:27,590
That's the funniest shit I've ever said.
462
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,150
You've ever seen.
463
00:12:29,390 --> 00:12:29,610
Yep.
464
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,150
That was like.
465
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:31,350
Perfect text timing.
466
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:31,790
Yeah.
467
00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:32,570
You gotta love that.
468
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,070
Sometimes they hit one.
469
00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:34,850
Yeah.
470
00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:37,110
Sometimes they hit one out the park.
471
00:12:37,410 --> 00:12:37,930
You still got it.
472
00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:38,750
Yeah.
473
00:12:39,470 --> 00:12:40,270
You know.
474
00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:40,610
They're gonna.
475
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:42,410
They're gonna defend the grandkids.
476
00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:42,990
It's like.
477
00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:44,310
I don't remember.
478
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,890
My mom said something not too long ago.
479
00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:47,470
And it was genuinely funny.
480
00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:48,370
And I was just like.
481
00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:48,910
Oh my God.
482
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:49,550
That's hilarious.
483
00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:50,850
I don't remember what it was.
484
00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:52,010
That is great.
485
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,070
But Fred.
486
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:53,730
Yeah.
487
00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:54,330
The world.
488
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:55,710
You know.
489
00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:56,610
The world lost one.
490
00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:57,590
This week.
491
00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:57,850
Fred.
492
00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:58,270
Yeah.
493
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,110
And our old buddy.
494
00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:02,530
South Carolina.
495
00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:03,690
Senator.
496
00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:04,050
Whatever.
497
00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:06,430
Lindsay Ladybugs Graham.
498
00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:07,310
Oh.
499
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,530
I thought you were talking about.
500
00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:09,610
The girls are part of.
501
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,430
Previously closeted gay man.
502
00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:14,570
Listen.
503
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:15,530
The worst.
504
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:15,970
The worst.
505
00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:16,190
The worst.
506
00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:16,270
The worst.
507
00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:16,410
The worst.
508
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:17,390
The worst.
509
00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:18,950
In his gay life.
510
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,150
He really liked us.
511
00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:23,450
But in his regular.
512
00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:24,330
Nine to five.
513
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,750
He couldn't.
514
00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:26,630
He couldn't.
515
00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:27,510
He couldn't talk about it.
516
00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:28,730
He had to rail against the BLC.
517
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:29,830
He couldn't talk about it man.
518
00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:30,950
It's a secret shame.
519
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:32,110
That's terrible.
520
00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:33,330
His.
521
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,970
His illicit affairs with gay men.
522
00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:36,510
And.
523
00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:38,130
Listening to the BLC podcast.
524
00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:40,010
Were equally secret shames of his.
525
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:41,370
Yeah.
526
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:43,930
But you know.
527
00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:45,110
Sincerely.
528
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,930
And he liked the BLC.
529
00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:47,410
Right.
530
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:48,010
And he was like.
531
00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:49,030
I don't know which is worse.
532
00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:50,050
He could not tell anybody.
533
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,430
And I told him.
534
00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:51,810
I was like.
535
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:52,830
If you don't vote this way.
536
00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:53,870
I'm going to tell people.
537
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:55,830
And he was like.
538
00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:56,830
Please don't tell.
539
00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,490
I'm not gay either.
540
00:13:58,970 --> 00:13:59,650
Don't tell.
541
00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:00,390
I don't know.
542
00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:01,170
If I have a Lindsay.
543
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:02,330
That was the worst.
544
00:14:02,570 --> 00:14:02,910
Secret.
545
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:03,990
Yeah.
546
00:14:04,090 --> 00:14:04,730
Oh my God.
547
00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:06,370
Let you see my straighter.
548
00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:07,030
Hormuz.
549
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:07,490
That's right.
550
00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:09,910
You want to get into my ladybug straights.
551
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:11,250
So.
552
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:11,950
Well Fred.
553
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:14,110
He's dead.
554
00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:14,510
So.
555
00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:15,250
He is dead.
556
00:14:15,510 --> 00:14:15,830
But.
557
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,410
More importantly Fred.
558
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:18,470
His death.
559
00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:18,830
In those.
560
00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:20,130
Do you have anything to say about his death.
561
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:20,950
Before we move on.
562
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,130
Because I really just want to say.
563
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:23,170
I.
564
00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:25,470
I would rather talk about.
565
00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:27,890
A better person.
566
00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:28,990
Okay.
567
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:30,170
That just died.
568
00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:31,010
Okay.
569
00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:31,450
Well hold on.
570
00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:32,370
Let me ask a question.
571
00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:33,130
Go ahead.
572
00:14:33,130 --> 00:14:33,690
I'm a better person.
573
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:33,870
Go ahead.
574
00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,070
Because I'm all in favor of that.
575
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:36,830
Yeah.
576
00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:38,330
So Fred.
577
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:39,010
It just made.
578
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:39,550
So you know.
579
00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:39,830
People.
580
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:40,270
You.
581
00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,030
People post on the.
582
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:42,650
On the thing.
583
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:43,110
On the Facebook.
584
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:43,370
Yeah.
585
00:14:43,890 --> 00:14:44,110
Yeah.
586
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:44,770
R.I.P.
587
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:45,270
Whatever.
588
00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:45,550
But.
589
00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:46,530
Which means like.
590
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:46,810
What.
591
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,070
Rest in peace.
592
00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:49,010
And power.
593
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:49,930
Rest in power.
594
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:50,710
Or rest in pieces.
595
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,350
If you get caught up in a wood chipper.
596
00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:53,090
And you die that way.
597
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,050
Rest in peace.
598
00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:54,450
So.
599
00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:55,130
I mean.
600
00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:55,550
I guess.
601
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,130
I don't know.
602
00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,190
But it could be anything.
603
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,050
Anything with a piece.
604
00:14:58,550 --> 00:14:59,830
It could be rest in pizza.
605
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:00,630
Yeah.
606
00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:03,050
It would be great.
607
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:03,430
Actually.
608
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,610
I wish that that is what they put for me.
609
00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:07,690
If you outlive me.
610
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:08,570
Alan and Fred.
611
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:09,230
Yeah.
612
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:09,910
Rest in pizza.
613
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:10,790
On my Facebook.
614
00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:13,890
Which I have not deleted.
615
00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:14,730
But I'm so close.
616
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:16,170
So.
617
00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:18,310
Put some pepperonis on his eyes.
618
00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:20,610
They got to pay the.
619
00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:22,390
The rowboat man.
620
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:23,570
With pepperonis.
621
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,070
Have a pepperoni.
622
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,250
Have a spicy meat's mull.
623
00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:27,750
We have to take them across the river Styx.
624
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,270
The cost is two pepperonis.
625
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,530
So you got it buddy.
626
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:33,210
Uncooked.
627
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:34,150
So Fred.
628
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,150
My question is.
629
00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:36,930
Why isn't there.
630
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:37,850
Or is there.
631
00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:38,550
Maybe there is.
632
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:39,810
Why is it there.
633
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:41,130
Like an abbreviation.
634
00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:41,750
Or an acronym.
635
00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:43,790
For when people die.
636
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:44,590
And you don't.
637
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:45,270
Want them.
638
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:46,010
Necessarily.
639
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:46,770
To rest in peace.
640
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,090
Maybe you didn't like them very much.
641
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,490
And there should be an acronym.
642
00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:51,750
How about.
643
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:52,630
For that.
644
00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:54,290
F-O-L.
645
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,130
Fuck off loser.
646
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:00,810
I like that actually.
647
00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:02,210
I like that yeah.
648
00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:06,010
What is his name.
649
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:07,410
R-I-H.
650
00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:08,630
R-I-H.
651
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:09,090
What is it.
652
00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:09,770
Rest in.
653
00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:10,970
Rest in hell.
654
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:12,050
Rest in hell.
655
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:15,010
B-I-H.
656
00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:15,870
Burn.
657
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:16,230
Yeah.
658
00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:16,650
Yeah.
659
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:17,390
B-I-H.
660
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:17,730
Burn.
661
00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:17,890
Yeah.
662
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:18,410
Burn in hell.
663
00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:19,310
Yeah.
664
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:19,690
I don't know.
665
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:20,330
I was trying to think.
666
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:20,670
Yeah.
667
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:21,230
Some other ones.
668
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,310
I couldn't really come up with a bunch.
669
00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:23,050
But I like those.
670
00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:23,870
Yeah.
671
00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:24,850
I like all three of those.
672
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:25,130
I just.
673
00:16:25,190 --> 00:16:26,070
We need to come up with one.
674
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:26,930
We need to start using it.
675
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:27,830
And so it'll catch on.
676
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,850
I'm down with fuck off loser.
677
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:31,570
G-F-Y.
678
00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:32,830
I think would be a good one as well.
679
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:33,850
G-F-Y was dead.
680
00:16:34,970 --> 00:16:35,730
Think about it.
681
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:36,750
Go fuck yourself.
682
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:37,930
Yeah.
683
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:41,720
How about this.
684
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,440
G-F-Y-T-D.
685
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,260
Go fuck yourself to death.
686
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,880
Go fuck yourself to death.
687
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,920
Some people may enjoy that.
688
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:50,880
I mean.
689
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:51,760
He might have.
690
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:52,240
He would have.
691
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,040
He might have.
692
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,940
It could have been what was that.
693
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:55,380
G-F-Y.
694
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:56,660
G-F-Y, man.
695
00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:59,880
Stuck it in there too far.
696
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,460
Stuck it in there too far.
697
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,380
Gamed my aneurysm.
698
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:02,820
I mean.
699
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:03,060
Right.
700
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,140
That's what happens.
701
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,220
I am going to say.
702
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,620
He was a warmonger.
703
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:07,420
Yeah.
704
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,440
He's a real piece of shit.
705
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:10,120
He was a warmonger.
706
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:10,400
Yeah.
707
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,060
He was somebody's son.
708
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,220
He was somebody's brother.
709
00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:14,000
Yeah.
710
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,520
And they're suffering because of what happened.
711
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:17,680
Yeah.
712
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,160
I don't.
713
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:18,480
I don't.
714
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,020
I'm not going.
715
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,840
I'm not going to celebrate his death.
716
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:21,480
I mean.
717
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:23,500
I'm not going to cry over it either.
718
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:24,220
Yeah.
719
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,080
But like.
720
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:25,660
You know.
721
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:27,280
He's gone.
722
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,140
Let's move on.
723
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,560
That's how I feel like.
724
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,420
I feel like.
725
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:31,660
I tend to agree.
726
00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:32,540
It wasn't.
727
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,340
You know who I am going to celebrate.
728
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,620
Now this is what I wanted to came here for today.
729
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,820
The actor Sam Neill.
730
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:41,800
Yes.
731
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,920
I had that on my list too.
732
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:45,880
Sam Neill, man.
733
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,680
Sam Neill passed away.
734
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,120
If you don't know who Sam Neill was.
735
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,500
He was the.
736
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,460
He's the archaeologist in Jurassic Park.
737
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:57,840
Yeah.
738
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,240
Dr. Grant in Jurassic Park.
739
00:17:59,640 --> 00:17:59,660
He was.
740
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,280
He was what we all wanted to be when he was with the dinosaur.
741
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:02,740
And I'm.
742
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:03,140
Yeah.
743
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:09,560
The look on his face when he saw that first dinosaur was like.
744
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,380
It's like he really saw a dinosaur.
745
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,920
That's acting, bro.
746
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:15,980
That's acting.
747
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:16,880
Acting.
748
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,180
He was like.
749
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:19,460
Holy shit.
750
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:20,140
Oh.
751
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:23,460
Yeah.
752
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,120
They were probably like.
753
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:24,480
Be like.
754
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:25,160
Hey, holy shit.
755
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:25,620
And he was.
756
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:25,980
Yeah.
757
00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:26,780
Yeah.
758
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,160
I didn't know.
759
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:32,200
One thing I did know about him, though, is that he's from New Zealand.
760
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,180
Yeah.
761
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:34,660
Hey, he's an Aussie.
762
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:35,680
Yes.
763
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,060
Well, I don't think a New Zealanders and Aussies are.
764
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:38,740
He's a Kiwi.
765
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:39,620
He's a Kiwi.
766
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:40,240
Yeah.
767
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,920
I think that we probably just offended a lot of our Australian.
768
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,000
No, he's a Kiwi.
769
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:44,800
I'm sorry.
770
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:45,300
I'm sorry.
771
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:45,800
I'm black.
772
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:46,160
I don't know.
773
00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:46,960
Maybe we should bleep that out.
774
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:47,360
I don't know.
775
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,220
Like I'm black.
776
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:50,600
It's okay.
777
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:51,560
It's okay.
778
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,280
I don't know.
779
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:53,320
I get y'all mixed up.
780
00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:53,820
Come on.
781
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:55,700
You all look the same.
782
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,500
Give me a pass.
783
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:57,460
Give me a pass.
784
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:04,660
Do you consider Australian and New Zealand people white people?
785
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:05,920
Yeah, they're white people.
786
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:06,820
You're white?
787
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:08,780
What about the Aborigines?
788
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,680
No, they're black.
789
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,140
No, they're, yeah, they're black.
790
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,000
Brazilians are white people.
791
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:15,300
Really?
792
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,200
Argentinians are white people.
793
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,260
I thought they were Latino.
794
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,320
What about the people from where?
795
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:22,140
Are they white?
796
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,180
From where?
797
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,680
It's the Mexicans that are white people.
798
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,020
It's a lot of white people.
799
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:27,560
Anyway.
800
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:29,700
And the Mexicans are tame.
801
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:30,720
Yeah, they're white people.
802
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,900
Yeah, they might have been born in Mexico, but they're white.
803
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:36,580
You know what I mean?
804
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:37,260
That's true.
805
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:37,720
That's true.
806
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:38,840
Watch the novellas.
807
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,280
Yeah, the novellas.
808
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:40,660
Yeah.
809
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,420
They're white people.
810
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,160
You know what I mean?
811
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:43,920
Right.
812
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:47,760
They might have been born in Mexico, but they're white people.
813
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,320
Right.
814
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:48,920
Aren't we all?
815
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:49,980
Or aren't I all?
816
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,600
I wanted to give a little...
817
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,120
Yeah, tell us about Mr. Neal.
818
00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,400
A little tidbit on Mr. Neal.
819
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,540
He was in an interview one time, and...
820
00:19:59,540 --> 00:19:59,700
...and I'll talk about it.
821
00:19:59,840 --> 00:19:59,960
...